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"I HOPE SHE FAKES IT BETTER THAN I DID" · Relatables

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  Speaker 1: Coming up on relatables. Another great feeling that's not spoken
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  Speaker 1: about enough right is when you go through like a
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  Speaker 1: nasty breakup and then you've moved on, and then they
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  Speaker 1: fucking try and like call you or something and you
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  Speaker 1: don't answer and also just don't reply and you forgot
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  Speaker 1: that they even had your number, and you block it
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  Speaker 1: because you've grown, you're mature.
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  Speaker 2: You see it and it's normally like no, you actually
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  Speaker 2: wake up to it. It's like a phone call she
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  Speaker 2: wanted to fuck or and then you wake up to
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  Speaker 2: it and you're like, then you just get on with
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  Speaker 2: your day.
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  Speaker 1: Fuck, it feels good.
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  Speaker 2: It's the best feeling in the world.
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  Speaker 1: Walk around and all you can hear is just like
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  Speaker 1: big extra plug playing in.
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  Speaker 3: Your Head's the biggest.
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  Speaker 2: The Relatables podcast is hosted by myself, Adie Clark Akam,
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  Speaker 2: and my partner and cried mister Jake Craig ak.
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  Speaker 1: No, you don't my hair, bro, you don't get to
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  Speaker 1: be as fun by. We'll talk about this later.
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  Speaker 2: I think Lucian is going to turn out to be
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  Speaker 2: a beast.
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  Speaker 1: I think he is.
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  Speaker 2: Why did you bring it up already? I think stay tuned.
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  Speaker 2: Maybe I'm recent.
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  Speaker 1: There's no way. She says that he's like the most
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  Speaker 1: handsome person she's ever.
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  Speaker 2: Seen and the most powerful. That's mummy, motherfucker.
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  Speaker 1: Very excited.
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  Speaker 2: Guys. If you can't tell.
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  Speaker 1: Guy I've had today, I'm yeah, no, I'm in the mood.
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  Speaker 1: I woke up, had two coffees I had, I did
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  Speaker 1: have breakfast, and I went to buy food, didn't eat
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  Speaker 1: it instead of these just two little health powers. And
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  Speaker 1: then had to add a monster. I'm fucking caffeine up.
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  Speaker 2: Bro, that's the weirdest time.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know what kind of came over me. I
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  Speaker 1: got here and I was like, I'm not even hungry.
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  Speaker 1: I was just gonna have one of these. I'm just
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  Speaker 1: gonna as caffeine just smashed the monster.
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  Speaker 2: We should get like some nos, just to like have
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  Speaker 2: before we start. They were like, yeah, through a walk
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  Speaker 2: caffeine is I love caffeine. He's a man's best friend.
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  Speaker 2: I love pre workout. I fucking loved a place in
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  Speaker 2: my heart that I was I was.
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  Speaker 1: At So I was in gunder Guy on the weekend
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  Speaker 1: and there was a there was a request for an
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  Speaker 1: alcohol free beer for all the people.
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  Speaker 2: Don't act like everyone knows we're gunder guys. Gunder Guy
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  Speaker 2: is like, fucking don't even worry about this. Seriously, you
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  Speaker 2: guys don't care. And also I don't Jack drops it
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  Speaker 2: like it's the Gold Coast.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: I was in gunder Guy by the week and by
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  Speaker 2: the weekend, by.
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  Speaker 1: The way Australia, yeah, middle of that where so I
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  Speaker 1: was there, but it was something whatever. But there was
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  Speaker 1: a request for alcohol free beer, and I was thinking
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  Speaker 1: to myself, you know how we've said it before, like
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  Speaker 1: what's the point. It was a point of a free
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  Speaker 1: beer when you drink beer for the for the alcohol, right,
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  Speaker 1: Pepsi max is invented fair so, but I was thinking
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  Speaker 1: to myself, maybe I'm slightly I don't know, hypocritical was
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  Speaker 1: a strong word. If like I drink caffeine for the coffee, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: but I've come to very much enjoy the taste. And
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  Speaker 1: if I got told by a doctor, look bro, the
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  Speaker 1: caffeine's fucking you up, you got to chill, I would
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  Speaker 1: drink decaf coffee for the taste. Really yeah, I didn't
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  Speaker 1: enjoy it. It's like it's on my lips.
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  Speaker 2: I feel like coffee is part of frontal lobe development.
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  Speaker 1: No be tricking since I was young. Maybe you've always
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  Speaker 1: been just that front. You know what they say about
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  Speaker 1: people like me, He's got it. If I died right now,
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  Speaker 1: he had an old soul.
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  Speaker 2: Well be could you drink coffee play golf? Why? I
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  Speaker 2: wouldn't use that word to describe it.
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  Speaker 1: But seriously, then you I really wish you had this.
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  Speaker 1: I wish you loved coffee so we could bond over
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  Speaker 1: it further, because we already enough. We don't don't say that,
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  Speaker 1: because if when you when you wake up in the
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  Speaker 1: morning and you're going about your business and you make
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  Speaker 1: your coffee and then you bring it to your lips,
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  Speaker 1: and the smell kids your nose before it even hits
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  Speaker 1: your tongue, and you're just happy.
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  Speaker 2: I've always wanted to see one of those people who
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  Speaker 2: like doesn't have breakfast, has a like double shot coffee,
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  Speaker 2: and like I sit on my deck and like stretch
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  Speaker 2: and get rejuvenated by the sun. But imagine I was
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  Speaker 2: just sitting there, go puff puffing away. So you can
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  Speaker 2: still stretch and get rejuvenated coffee.
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  Speaker 1: I don't see why not.
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  Speaker 2: I also can't get around singing because they taste disgusting
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  Speaker 2: and hurt my throat. I actually I've had one you
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  Speaker 2: because you're a bad influence. Did it in Bali is
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  Speaker 2: the only time I've had a cigarette and they they
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  Speaker 2: taste good?
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  Speaker 1: Like do it? I want to bond. I'm not gonna
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  Speaker 1: lie like I will admit this. This could be an ick.
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  Speaker 1: I'll never do it. I don't think I'll ever do it.
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  Speaker 1: I want you to do it again. What you're about
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  Speaker 1: to say, I desperately I want to be a cigarette smoke.
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  Speaker 2: When we went to Bali for six weeks and Relatable
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  Speaker 2: was on tour Indonesia, Jake for some reason, as soon
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  Speaker 2: as we got their cigarettes are like six dollars.
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  Speaker 1: For a pack. I think it's like three three dollars.
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  Speaker 2: And every morning Jake would walk we were only staying
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  Speaker 2: near one cafe. He'd walk there, come back and then
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  Speaker 2: just like sit in the sun and just sit there
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  Speaker 2: and like.
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  Speaker 1: Be like, I don't even know what you look like.
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  Speaker 2: You look like and you're just having your cigarette and
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  Speaker 2: you were drinking your coffee and you did it every
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  Speaker 2: single morning.
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  Speaker 1: Can I be honest with you about something there on you?
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  Speaker 2: You miss it?
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  Speaker 1: First of all, yes, I don't care about being honest
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  Speaker 1: with that. I'm missing. Second of all, I didn't piss
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  Speaker 1: in the night.
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  Speaker 2: Really, No, it's because we're not stressed. We were on
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  Speaker 2: a holiday, our quartersol levels were low and we were
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  Speaker 2: just living our best life. Or you putting that down
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  Speaker 2: to cigarettes.
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  Speaker 1: I'm dott and Tea's and crossing eyes. Wait, I'm crossing
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  Speaker 1: t's and dot ice.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah. If the shoe fits, almost making it the mate
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  Speaker 2: crossing t's got knives on fucking fits. I tell you
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  Speaker 2: what it is.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know next time when we go to Bali
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  Speaker 1: this year, though, that's going to be with me. And
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  Speaker 1: can you smoke in front of her? I just can't
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  Speaker 1: do it.
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  Speaker 2: Really. But those cigarettes, the ones you were smoking, weren't
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  Speaker 2: like the ones that make your breast think.
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  Speaker 1: No, she's like you with that? Oh fair, because like
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  Speaker 1: if Cassie smoked a cigarette, you wouldn't say like you're
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  Speaker 1: not allowed, but you would probably I dare say speak
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  Speaker 1: for you don't kiss me? Don't Beth?
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  Speaker 2: Won't she?
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  Speaker 1: If I really wanted to smoke, She's not gonna say
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  Speaker 1: you can't smoke?
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  Speaker 2: But is that worth it?
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  Speaker 1: Let me just think about this. If there's two dead villa,
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  Speaker 1: probably let me here we go? Wait, what's it called
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  Speaker 1: give and take push and pull, yeah, or whatever sacrifices.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know. We're there for three weeks. Week one,
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  Speaker 1: I don't smoke, Week two, I smoke. Here three I
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  Speaker 1: don't smoke. I've given you the majority.
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  Speaker 2: On this podcast. We're all about health and well being.
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  Speaker 2: What it would charts health and well being programmers here you.
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  Speaker 1: Know you know well, which you probably don't.
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  Speaker 2: We'll get into Jake's phone updates, getting off our phones healthy, healthy,
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  Speaker 2: and healthy, but we also like to be advocates for fun.
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  Speaker 2: And how about this? Did you think so you like
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  Speaker 2: the look of smoking?
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  Speaker 1: Right? Obviously I like to look I like to feel
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  Speaker 1: like this. I like this.
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  Speaker 2: Obviously we're semi joking, but also we're not. So I'm
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  Speaker 2: thinking before you go to BALI watch Peaky Blinders with Beth. Oh, yeah,
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  Speaker 2: watch mad Men with bad.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, yeah, yeah, yeah, mad Man doesn't.
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  Speaker 2: Watch any show where they just pull out a thing
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  Speaker 2: and the guy's an absolute boss. I don't think you
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  Speaker 2: can pull it off, but but you might be planning
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  Speaker 2: to see where you might get attracted to them. At
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  Speaker 2: the start, she'd like, Jake, you're disgusting, no kisses for you,
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  Speaker 2: and then at the end you're like Jake, you're doing
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  Speaker 2: something shit.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, No, what's a show? You know what it's? It's
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  Speaker 1: something to do with so picky blind is that they're
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  Speaker 1: well dressed, always wearing a suit. But you're gonna have
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  Speaker 1: a shame as mad men, always wearing a suit. What's
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  Speaker 1: the something I could watch? Animal king Oh yeah, they.
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  Speaker 2: Do do it.
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  Speaker 1: They That's how I would dress. And they're hot.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, what's his name, Craig? Craig kind of looked like Craig.
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  Speaker 1: If I had long brown hair. Yeah, I'm probably not
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  Speaker 1: as tall. I'll tell you what, though, I dare say
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  Speaker 1: Beth would be very attractive. I reckon, I reckon. So
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  Speaker 1: she she hasn't been listening to the episodes either, so
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  Speaker 1: she if once I say, oh, maybe I got to
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  Speaker 1: tee it up to be like oh, because I don't
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  Speaker 1: think she's watched Animal Kingdom. I doubt it's a great show.
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  Speaker 1: It's one of the best. I didn't finish it either.
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  Speaker 1: I got to the season where spoilers in three to
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  Speaker 1: two one the what's the brother's name? Who's gay? Darren?
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  Speaker 2: Darren?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, Darren's boyfriend just got caught trying to smuggle cocaine.
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  Speaker 1: Somewhere in a surfboard. Is that where he Stopped's where
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  Speaker 1: I stopped? Can I give another spoiler away? Or you're
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  Speaker 1: gonna watch it?
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  Speaker 3: Well?
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  Speaker 1: I mean I wanted the family kills him? Was Darren's deva?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah's my favorite character.
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  Speaker 2: Darren is my favorite dude.
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  Speaker 1: He is my favorite character. And I like, I don't
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  Speaker 1: like sex scenes heterosexually or I just don't think any
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  Speaker 1: sex scenes in shows because it's no matter what, it's
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  Speaker 1: kind of uncomfortable. Yeah, but I'm not gonna lie like
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  Speaker 1: Darren's sex scenes fucking beautiful. That man is beautiful. He's
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  Speaker 1: a beautiful man. Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: One thing I love to do with sex scene in movies,
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  Speaker 2: like whenever I'm watching something with my girlfriend, but.
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  Speaker 1: Cut your eyes. That's a good. Yeah, this is it
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  Speaker 1: because otherwise.
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  Speaker 2: You like sitting there and you can't and turned on,
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  Speaker 2: You're like, you like, should I be like my girlfriend's.
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  Speaker 1: Then you're like, what am I doing?
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  Speaker 2: I used to do it to my dog too. Cover
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  Speaker 2: your eyes you can't see peace. Oh but man, last
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  Speaker 2: week we both had no phones this weekend for the weekend, Yes,
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  Speaker 2: and you continued that this week.
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  Speaker 1: Did you know, Ah, you didn't try at all I
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  Speaker 1: didn't want to.
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  Speaker 2: Those phones were peace shit. And then your phone also
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  Speaker 2: was pissing me off.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, I know, So his out went again. So I
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  Speaker 1: was we the weekend just gone Australia. It was an
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  Speaker 1: ANZAC Day in Australia on the Friday, and Anzac Day's
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  Speaker 1: a big thing here where it's you pay respects to
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  Speaker 1: the veterans and whatever wars have been going on, it
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  Speaker 1: passed and present. And so what I did this I
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  Speaker 1: was there from Thursday afternoon till Saturday night and in
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  Speaker 1: Gunda Guy, in Gunda Guy, which had it's there's nothing there, right,
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  Speaker 1: So I did Saturday morning until Sunday afternoon, but I
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  Speaker 1: was home Sunday afternoon. But I just my I'm telling
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  Speaker 1: I was at my girlfriend's granddad's eightieth birthday where I know,
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  Speaker 1: I don't know anyone, and Beth was busy catering the
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  Speaker 1: event and I was trying to be strict. So I
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  Speaker 1: had my fucking little purple Nokia Oh to crack. And
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  Speaker 1: I'm not gonna lie like it was hard. This was
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  Speaker 1: the high I left my phone again. I didn't live
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  Speaker 1: it in Sydney, but I left it at our airbnb
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  Speaker 1: and so I just had this fucking thing in my pocket.
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  Speaker 1: And I actually I got a phone call from my
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  Speaker 1: friend Ben Mayor, she was a pilot of my day.
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  Speaker 1: He didn't even mean to call me, he goes, shit,
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  Speaker 1: I was supposed to call Jake Manderbroke, and I was like,
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  Speaker 1: you're on the phone. Mean now, I was like, I'm born.
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  Speaker 1: So I chatted in for a bit and then and
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  Speaker 1: then I you know, blah blah blah. I just honestly,
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  Speaker 1: this was avoiding everyone at this party, and uh for
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  Speaker 1: a good reason. It wasn't being a jerk. And then
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  Speaker 1: I won't go into it, but basically the party was
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  Speaker 1: at a clubhouse of a golf club, and so down
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  Speaker 1: run underneath was like the golf pro shop and then
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  Speaker 1: a little like practice putting green. So I just fucked
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  Speaker 1: off and went down there. I started parton.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, I just it was fucking Matte. You're a good
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  Speaker 2: man and you didn't crack.
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  Speaker 1: And then that night Beth and I drove home. So
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  Speaker 1: basically when I got home it was pretty chill. But
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  Speaker 1: what was hard about when I got home was was
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  Speaker 1: originally going to miss one of her best friend's birthday parties.
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  Speaker 1: And my sister, who has befriended the friend. It was
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  Speaker 1: going she was looking after Henry, and she then Henry
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  Speaker 1: this night was gonna stay over there fucking reom or whatever.
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  Speaker 1: So we're leaving, and I was like, oh, you'll make
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  Speaker 1: this party if you want me to just drop you
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  Speaker 1: there and then I'll go home and hang out with Henry.
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  Speaker 1: And so we did that. Took Beth to the party,
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  Speaker 1: and she originally she didn't know how she felt. She
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  Speaker 1: knew they were going for dinner and then going out.
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  Speaker 1: She was like, I'll go for dinner. I might not
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  Speaker 1: go out, so just let me know. I come and
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  Speaker 1: get you. But then so I go home. She had phone, Well, yes,
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  Speaker 1: but here's so my phone was waging out something to
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  Speaker 1: do with I message was not that my I message
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  Speaker 1: on other devices was taking text messages basically. And so
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  Speaker 1: I was there at home with Henry and I was
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  Speaker 1: on my own and originally I read a bit and
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  Speaker 1: then I watched some YouTube. I was chilling. Beth ends
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  Speaker 1: up feeling she was like feeling good. So she went out,
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  Speaker 1: like went out out. It's like okay, sweet, And then
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  Speaker 1: I just said, if you're coming home with multiple people,
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  Speaker 1: because she kept saying I'll get an uber. I was like,
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  Speaker 1: if you're with multiple people, I'm fine with your getting
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  Speaker 1: a uber, but if you're coming home alone, call me
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  Speaker 1: because I don't want you to go alone. And so
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  Speaker 1: it's getting late. It's getting late, and it gets like
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  Speaker 1: one am, and I'm just like dozing off.
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  Speaker 2: You haven't fallen asleep yet.
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  Speaker 1: I will excuse what I got stuck reading. I'm telling
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  Speaker 1: you it's insane, okay, But basically leading up until I
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  Speaker 1: start dozing off, I'm trying to text Bet like shitty little.
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  Speaker 1: I think.
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  Speaker 2: I'm like, are you getting my text? Because she's not replying,
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  Speaker 2: and so I'm just kidding.
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  Speaker 1: I'm mad at her for no reason because she's she's replying,
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  Speaker 1: but they're not going through. And so then Joanna can
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  Speaker 1: text me for some reason, and so then she calls
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  Speaker 1: me and I was like, can you where's best? She's
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  Speaker 1: not replying to my messages, and then she texted and
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  Speaker 1: we hung up and she texted me, Oh, she's trying
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  Speaker 1: to but it won't go through. And so I've been
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  Speaker 1: a punished for everyone. Was a punished for you, as
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  Speaker 1: a punished for Joanna, and I was a punish for Beth.
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  Speaker 1: Beth said the only way she could text me was
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  Speaker 1: she had to go physically turn off her I message
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  Speaker 1: and then text me and then go turn it back
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  Speaker 1: on just to text her people if she needed to.
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  Speaker 1: But fuck it just and then that day the Sunday morning, Uh,
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  Speaker 1: like I still I stayed strong. Actually for all of
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  Speaker 1: Saturday Sunday, Beth, Joanna and her friend Case they were
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  Speaker 1: all hungover and so they won't doing anything. I did
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  Speaker 1: a little bit of work and then some cleaning, and
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  Speaker 1: then it got to about four and I was like,
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  Speaker 1: I've turned on my phone. I was like, I need
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  Speaker 1: the reward. Was like, fuck, I need the reward. But
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  Speaker 1: I stayed offered to be fair. So I think I'm
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  Speaker 1: gonna prop to you. I'm going to go I tell
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  Speaker 1: you I wanted Monday. I wanted to do Saturday to
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  Speaker 1: Monday morning. That's what I'll tell you.
• 14:36
  Speaker 2: What you slash we should maybe do. So this Apple thing,
• 14:42
  Speaker 2: this Apple conspiracy, they're getting like there's problems there, mate,
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  Speaker 2: I was a recipient of the problem.
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  Speaker 1: It was fucking yeah.
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  Speaker 2: He was trying to I was trying to fucking post
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  Speaker 2: a video and he did reply till like thirty six
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  Speaker 2: hours later, and then I sent him the answer to
• 14:55
  Speaker 2: his reply, and then he didn't get it and then
• 14:56
  Speaker 2: messaged me on WhatsApp saying message on my computer after
• 15:00
  Speaker 2: I already messaged him the answer. I'm like, I'm not
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  Speaker 2: fucking copying and pasting my response and then sending it
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  Speaker 2: to him. So I was just like, fuck it, I'm
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  Speaker 2: not doing anything.
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  Speaker 1: I could tell you you were so fisted as well yourself.
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  Speaker 2: I was just like, fuck it, I'll do with it
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  Speaker 2: on Monday when he gets his phone back, and then
• 15:14
  Speaker 2: so Apple phones, we can't get away from it.
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  Speaker 1: I'm struggling.
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  Speaker 2: But there is an app called Opal a friend Harry
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  Speaker 2: from Blues and Greens. Is that the step where it
• 15:25
  Speaker 2: locks all your social media and we lock it from
• 15:29
  Speaker 2: Friday night to Monday morning? Like or like, is there
• 15:34
  Speaker 2: a problem going to arise on Instagram? Like we get
• 15:36
  Speaker 2: canceled and then I'm.
• 15:36
  Speaker 1: Like we can't go.
• 15:39
  Speaker 2: Just or is there like a safety thing where.
• 15:40
  Speaker 1: You're like doing Annaple looks at we're ignoring it.
• 15:43
  Speaker 2: There's probably a safety where you have to go through
• 15:45
  Speaker 2: and like put a pass code in or something to
• 15:47
  Speaker 2: get it back.
• 15:47
  Speaker 1: It's really annoying. Yeah, people were suggesting this when I
• 15:49
  Speaker 1: told people about the phone thing. They go, why are
• 15:51
  Speaker 1: you doing that? Just do this locking app thing? Yeah,
• 15:53
  Speaker 1: I said, I'm gonna go unlock it.
• 15:55
  Speaker 2: But I feel like that discipline we talked about which
• 15:58
  Speaker 2: is really important, like that actual action of going to
• 16:01
  Speaker 2: unlock it, you'll be like, I feel like a bitch.
• 16:03
  Speaker 1: I feel like a dog. Through your mindset of thinking I'm
• 16:05
  Speaker 1: going to go unlock it, and then going to unlock
• 16:08
  Speaker 1: it makes you you would then, yeah, you would have
• 16:11
  Speaker 1: like some post nut clarity nearly before you unlock it.
• 16:13
  Speaker 2: And these phones are good and all, but also that
• 16:16
  Speaker 2: might be good because the muscle it might get rid
• 16:17
  Speaker 2: of your muscle memory. Yeah, ship because you go on
• 16:20
  Speaker 2: like go to go on Instagram and then won't open
• 16:21
  Speaker 2: You're like, I'm a fucking idiot.
• 16:23
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 16:23
  Speaker 2: Fair, And then you would just get off your phone. Okay,
• 16:25
  Speaker 2: maybe that's an option, and then I can text you.
• 16:27
  Speaker 1: Yeah, because we'll let textings come we'll like text come through.
• 16:31
  Speaker 2: Yeah, exactly.
• 16:32
  Speaker 1: Because I was thinking I need to get a different
• 16:33
  Speaker 1: SIM card.
• 16:34
  Speaker 2: But it's crazy how you putting a phone down affected
• 16:37
  Speaker 2: so many other people's lives.
• 16:39
  Speaker 1: I know it put it.
• 16:39
  Speaker 2: Yeah, it affected other people more than it affected me.
• 16:42
  Speaker 2: I was I was unbeknownst favorite word. I was plant
• 16:46
  Speaker 2: ignorance to the situation.
• 16:48
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I was getting mad at that.
• 16:50
  Speaker 2: I was getting at you.
• 16:52
  Speaker 1: You get fuck? Honestly it was I don't I wantn't
• 16:56
  Speaker 1: trying to think was it worth it? Right now? Is
• 17:01
  Speaker 1: a great time for a cigarette? What was it worth it?
• 17:05
  Speaker 1: Probably not? We can try open. You have to pay
• 17:10
  Speaker 1: for it, I don't know. Probably you probably do.
• 17:13
  Speaker 2: You have to pay for everything in this world.
• 17:14
  Speaker 1: Probably do have to pay.
• 17:15
  Speaker 2: Maybe there's a free we'll put on the business.
• 17:17
  Speaker 1: Mate, What did you do? Did you do anything exciting
• 17:19
  Speaker 1: on the weekend? I did nothing? It was great, Alight,
• 17:22
  Speaker 1: I got what? Okay? If that's the case, if you're
• 17:24
  Speaker 1: done to say, you're.
• 17:28
  Speaker 2: Like a girlfriend who like feels obliged to ask. As
• 17:33
  Speaker 2: soon as the dude says like, yeah, I'm good, he's like,
• 17:35
  Speaker 2: all right, well I've asked, I can take back over,
• 17:38
  Speaker 2: then go ahead. I've been practicing, boyfriend judies forever.
• 17:42
  Speaker 1: A year now. So have you watched all the Hunger Games?
• 17:46
  Speaker 2: Bro? Yeah, they're good?
• 17:46
  Speaker 1: Holy funk. I hadn't watched them.
• 17:48
  Speaker 2: Really. I've seen the first one, the last last one
• 17:51
  Speaker 2: gets okay, Okay, I've seen the first one. First one's good,
• 17:55
  Speaker 2: and I had seen about half of the second one. Yeah,
• 17:57
  Speaker 2: So on Monday night, Beth and I on on Sunday night,
• 18:00
  Speaker 2: Beth and I. I said to Beth or I haven't watched
• 18:02
  Speaker 2: all of them, and she said what So I was like, shit, you.
• 18:05
  Speaker 1: Know how you just get mad excited? You know that
• 18:07
  Speaker 1: one every year? How you go it's time for the
• 18:09
  Speaker 1: Lord of the Rings, for the Hobbit. It was like that,
• 18:11
  Speaker 1: but I hadn't seen it, and so we watched the
• 18:13
  Speaker 1: first one and then it was about it was like
• 18:15
  Speaker 1: ten right on Sunday was at ten pm, and Beth's like, oh,
• 18:19
  Speaker 1: we could watch this, You're like yeah, and so I
• 18:21
  Speaker 1: just went and put it on before we could even decide.
• 18:23
  Speaker 1: I watch the second one in the same night banger. Yeah,
• 18:26
  Speaker 1: second one's good. And then last night we watched the
• 18:28
  Speaker 1: third one, well it's the part one of the third one,
• 18:30
  Speaker 1: and then finished it and then on so when I
• 18:33
  Speaker 1: go home tomorrow night at five, there's four and then
• 18:37
  Speaker 1: the fifth one is a prequel apparent, and it's about
• 18:39
  Speaker 1: President Snow and apparently it's good. I don't know if
• 18:42
  Speaker 1: I've seen that one. Then some team for that because
• 18:44
  Speaker 1: President snows a fucking dooche.
• 18:46
  Speaker 2: Catness Everdeen. I'll tell you what. Freira has some reminiscence
• 18:50
  Speaker 2: of Cateness Everdeen. The first scene where she's in the woods,
• 18:55
  Speaker 2: I was like, Beth, this is akatyl Akatar. Sorry to
• 18:58
  Speaker 2: be fair, Hunger Games probably came out before it.
• 19:01
  Speaker 1: Yeah, No, it probably did. Yeah, the movies came out
• 19:03
  Speaker 1: before A Quarter Thorns and Roses.
• 19:05
  Speaker 2: Book a Quarter Thorns and Roses. If it ever does,
• 19:07
  Speaker 2: casting can has Everdeen. It's a great shout fact.
• 19:11
  Speaker 1: She knows what she's doing. She's already done. It's giving
• 19:14
  Speaker 1: like given.
• 19:15
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 19:16
  Speaker 1: But basically I'm invested in the Hunger Games right now.
• 19:19
  Speaker 1: It's fucking so good. It is good. It is good.
• 19:22
  Speaker 2: I've just finished my Star Wars grind Did you finish
• 19:24
  Speaker 2: it all? I've watched all the Star Wars, all the sequels,
• 19:28
  Speaker 2: like everything, like and some of them. I watched Bobber Fata,
• 19:32
  Speaker 2: bobberfet Mandalorim. There's a couple of new ones, like Skeleton
• 19:36
  Speaker 2: Crew for kids. Couldn't watch that one. That's got I
• 19:38
  Speaker 2: wanted to ask you which was the cartoon? That's my
• 19:40
  Speaker 2: next thing, which is the good cut? The Clone Wars
• 19:43
  Speaker 2: Clone Wars though I think you just have to watch
• 19:45
  Speaker 2: all of them.
• 19:46
  Speaker 1: There's so there's Clone Wars and then there's one Card
• 19:49
  Speaker 1: Bad Batch, which is just like another little off the
• 19:53
  Speaker 1: easter each show of But apparently Clone Wars a cartoon.
• 19:56
  Speaker 1: You just learn a bunch about Anakin and Osaka, which
• 20:00
  Speaker 1: is it plays into the shows that were made, Like,
• 20:02
  Speaker 1: I don't know how they did it so well.
• 20:04
  Speaker 2: Talking about movies and TV series, though, we will be
• 20:07
  Speaker 2: getting to. Last of Us just came out on HBO
• 20:10
  Speaker 2: and Max. So we've bought it at a log in
• 20:13
  Speaker 2: business expense the things we do for you guys. That's
• 20:18
  Speaker 2: cost eight dollars a month, and we're gonna watch the
• 20:21
  Speaker 2: first season first. We'll give a recap, and then the
• 20:24
  Speaker 2: new seasons coming out every week so by the time
• 20:25
  Speaker 2: we're there, Yeah, plus your Hunger Games marathon, you should
• 20:29
  Speaker 2: be there too.
• 20:30
  Speaker 1: Mate, well to Hunger Games. I'm done. Well the whole season.
• 20:32
  Speaker 2: The whole season will be out so we can binge
• 20:33
  Speaker 2: it and then give our two peace.
• 20:35
  Speaker 1: I'm so okay. When we watched the first Last of
• 20:40
  Speaker 1: Us we lived together. Still, we still lived together and
• 20:42
  Speaker 1: had jobs.
• 20:43
  Speaker 2: That was the only had jobs.
• 20:46
  Speaker 1: Not saying I'm just say long ago.
• 20:49
  Speaker 2: That was one of the only shows where we like
• 20:50
  Speaker 2: sat down together.
• 20:51
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, we watch the whole thing together. I was
• 20:54
  Speaker 1: devastated when it ended. Yeah yeh.
• 20:55
  Speaker 2: I mean our other friend he came up and watched
• 20:57
  Speaker 2: it and he'd played the game and he was like, oh,
• 20:59
  Speaker 2: this is it we jj.
• 21:00
  Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, He's like, we played the game and we'll
• 21:02
  Speaker 1: like shut up. It was so I remember being so
• 21:08
  Speaker 1: good do you ever? I was talking about this with someone,
• 21:13
  Speaker 1: But I'm terrible when I start watching something. So if
• 21:17
  Speaker 1: I let's say, there's a show called The Boys, and
• 21:20
  Speaker 1: I've never been able to get into that, so I
• 21:22
  Speaker 1: watched I I like your favorite love that show, and
• 21:26
  Speaker 1: I remember the first time I watched it, but I
• 21:29
  Speaker 1: do this like all the time. I was like, oh,
• 21:31
  Speaker 1: this is the best show I've ever ever created, like
• 21:33
  Speaker 1: every other show of vanish and I don't care, like
• 21:35
  Speaker 1: make my personality. And then when I watched Piggy Blind,
• 21:38
  Speaker 1: the same thing. And then when I started watching mad Men,
• 21:40
  Speaker 1: same thing, fucking mad Like Madmen's not even like I honestly,
• 21:44
  Speaker 1: mad Men isn't even as good as those other shows,
• 21:46
  Speaker 1: but because it's new, I can't. I'm such a like
• 21:50
  Speaker 1: a Whoford show.
• 21:51
  Speaker 2: You feel like a kid in the Candy Show. It's
• 21:53
  Speaker 2: crazy whenever something news that I want to get.
• 21:55
  Speaker 1: That when Game with when we were deep in Game
• 21:56
  Speaker 1: of Thrones, I remember thinking, this is the finest piece
• 22:00
  Speaker 1: of TV ever made that is up there, and then
• 22:02
  Speaker 1: last of Us as well, Like I actually don't know
• 22:04
  Speaker 1: which one is the best?
• 22:06
  Speaker 2: Okay, I reckon best ever?
• 22:08
  Speaker 1: For me?
• 22:08
  Speaker 2: Is Mandalorian really bold?
• 22:11
  Speaker 1: I know? Yeah? Yeah?
• 22:12
  Speaker 2: And then breaking bad to a close second.
• 22:15
  Speaker 1: I honestly, god, I you're gonna.
• 22:17
  Speaker 2: You're gonna Pablo Pascale. No, Pablo Pedro, Pedlo Pedro, Pascal
• 22:21
  Speaker 2: Pedro Pedro, You're gonna I love him as well.
• 22:25
  Speaker 1: Okay, you're gonna hate what I'm about to say. But
• 22:31
  Speaker 1: my top show is a cartoon and it's not ricking
• 22:33
  Speaker 1: morty Um, what's that? What is it?
• 22:36
  Speaker 2: It's on Country Role, it's not attack on titaningnci Bro ship.
• 22:41
  Speaker 1: I'm telling you.
• 22:43
  Speaker 2: Honestly know what happened to that frontal Lowe and you
• 22:45
  Speaker 2: please you've gone back to cartoon.
• 22:47
  Speaker 1: Do me a favor.
• 22:48
  Speaker 2: I just can't get No, you have to watch it.
• 22:51
  Speaker 2: What's the actual way to make it sound cool? Anime
• 22:53
  Speaker 2: that's what it is.
• 22:54
  Speaker 1: It's this one's not anime. What is anime? Anime is
• 22:57
  Speaker 1: Japanese cartoons, So this is just the question. Roberts American cartoon.
• 23:01
  Speaker 1: It's based off a comic book series and it's insane.
• 23:06
  Speaker 2: So I wish I could love it, but something about
• 23:07
  Speaker 2: the cartoon makes me not like it.
• 23:10
  Speaker 1: I'll give it a go.
• 23:10
  Speaker 2: Why should I start with Clone Wars? If you like
• 23:13
  Speaker 2: that love style, yeah, okay, start with that, then getting
• 23:15
  Speaker 2: in the cartoons, and then Invincible.
• 23:17
  Speaker 1: You don't have to like Rick and Mordy. I actually
• 23:19
  Speaker 1: can understand some people not like I don't. I don't
• 23:21
  Speaker 1: like the humor. Yeah, like, if you don't, that's fair.
• 23:23
  Speaker 1: But Invincible, I'll tell you what.
• 23:25
  Speaker 2: Rick and Morty is on HBO Max is actually yeah,
• 23:28
  Speaker 2: up on Netflix's it's all on HBO Max. Shit, HBO
• 23:31
  Speaker 2: Max is good. Guys, we don't have a brand new
• 23:33
  Speaker 2: I wish we did.
• 23:34
  Speaker 1: But up.
• 23:44
  Speaker 2: Up next, guys is Dilemmas. Earlier in the episode, but Jake,
• 23:47
  Speaker 2: before we get to I have a juicy one. What
• 23:50
  Speaker 2: can people do to get some more episode of a relatables?
• 23:54
  Speaker 1: I hear there's this thing called Patreon.
• 23:56
  Speaker 2: That we've got how much is it.
• 23:57
  Speaker 1: It's five dollars a month. How much is that a week?
• 24:00
  Speaker 1: I'm pretty sure that's about a dollar twenty five a week.
• 24:02
  Speaker 1: How much is that a day? Seventeen cents a day,
• 24:04
  Speaker 1: all in aud and.
• 24:05
  Speaker 2: They get an extra episode every single week.
• 24:07
  Speaker 1: There's literally a year and a half, I think, all
• 24:10
  Speaker 1: more shit, there's nearly two years of episodes on there.
• 24:13
  Speaker 2: And fucking bank up and go yeah fi yeah, So
• 24:16
  Speaker 2: if you want some more, you're know able to do.
• 24:18
  Speaker 1: But port the support, the support, the course. Yeah, that's it.
• 24:21
  Speaker 1: Keep the lights on.
• 24:23
  Speaker 2: We've got to be able to afford HBO Max.
• 24:25
  Speaker 1: That's it.
• 24:25
  Speaker 2: But you guys know what to do by now. Dilemmas
• 24:28
  Speaker 2: If you want to submit, it's just linked at the
• 24:29
  Speaker 2: top of this episode or link in bioscoll at the
• 24:32
  Speaker 2: bottom of a picture of Jake and says dilemmas.
• 24:35
  Speaker 1: All right, I gotta get in.
• 24:36
  Speaker 2: I feel like this is one where you can get
• 24:38
  Speaker 2: like into like what's going on after reading like we're
• 24:40
  Speaker 2: mentioning Akatar too much.
• 24:42
  Speaker 1: Right, I think it's becoming up. It's our life. It's
• 24:44
  Speaker 1: become our life.
• 24:45
  Speaker 2: Hi, guys, So I've been seeing this boy for about
• 24:47
  Speaker 2: a month now, He's the first guy I've seen since
• 24:50
  Speaker 2: my ex where I'm like, damn okay, sir. We see
• 24:53
  Speaker 2: each other regularly in brackets three times a week and
• 24:56
  Speaker 2: a few cheeky sleepovers, have great sexual chemistry, great spanter,
• 25:01
  Speaker 2: and a few deep chats here and there, but all
• 25:03
  Speaker 2: in all, it's fun, easy, and the first time I'm
• 25:06
  Speaker 2: not questioning things dot dot dot until it should be until.
• 25:11
  Speaker 1: So that's that's how Akasar.
• 25:14
  Speaker 2: We spend the whole day together on Monday, as I've
• 25:17
  Speaker 2: been busy and hadn't seen him, and then he was
• 25:19
  Speaker 2: going away the next day, we planned a little day
• 25:21
  Speaker 2: trip together. He surprised me at my house with coffee,
• 25:24
  Speaker 2: my favorite breakfast from my favorite cafe, so he's doing
• 25:28
  Speaker 2: all the things. We slept together and then set out
• 25:31
  Speaker 2: on our adventure. As we were driving, I made a
• 25:34
  Speaker 2: joke that he only wants to sleep with me in brackets.
• 25:37
  Speaker 2: Have never felt this way. We spend time together and
• 25:40
  Speaker 2: don't even sleep together. He said he wouldn't be in
• 25:42
  Speaker 2: the car if that's the case, and that I should
• 25:46
  Speaker 2: know that, and I joked, and he said he wants
• 25:48
  Speaker 2: more when he gets home, more sex, and she goes,
• 25:52
  Speaker 2: I know, naughty we laugh because not true but also true. Yeah,
• 25:58
  Speaker 2: you both want it anyway. I knew he was going away,
• 26:01
  Speaker 2: so I had a thought, Oh, do I go on
• 26:04
  Speaker 2: another date? I went on Hinge and went to tease
• 26:08
  Speaker 2: something up and realized him and I are still matched
• 26:11
  Speaker 2: and his profile remains the same. After I messaged a
• 26:15
  Speaker 2: new guy he wanted to take me out. I felt
• 26:17
  Speaker 2: a little bit weird about it, so I went to bed.
• 26:20
  Speaker 2: The next morning, I looked to see if the new
• 26:22
  Speaker 2: guy replied, and I was a bit icky about it
• 26:25
  Speaker 2: all because I really like the og Man. I went
• 26:28
  Speaker 2: and checked the og Man's profile on Hinge. The cheeky
• 26:32
  Speaker 2: bastard updated his photo and prompt He's been messaging me
• 26:37
  Speaker 2: while he's away, and I've been a bit like, enjoy
• 26:40
  Speaker 2: your holiday, stop being on your phone, He's replied, joking, jokingly,
• 26:44
  Speaker 2: saying I'm with my boyfriend and we both know that's
• 26:47
  Speaker 2: not happening. What the fuck is this man thinking? Why
• 26:52
  Speaker 2: is he updating his profile when we are so good
• 26:56
  Speaker 2: and then messaging me all weekend doing nice things right
• 26:59
  Speaker 2: before it's put me off?
• 27:00
  Speaker 1: Wait a second, Wait a fucking second, I'm with you here, okay,
• 27:05
  Speaker 1: but I am with you but did you not go
• 27:08
  Speaker 1: and match with someone else and go and nearly go
• 27:09
  Speaker 1: on a day? What? Wait, you're doing the same thing
• 27:13
  Speaker 1: and he just doesn't know.
• 27:16
  Speaker 2: When I read this, I was like, these two were
• 27:20
  Speaker 2: perfect for each other acts. They're the perfect type of
• 27:23
  Speaker 2: like perfect wholesome relationship but also a little bit of toxic.
• 27:28
  Speaker 1: Yo, fucking viral? What the fuck is this man doing?
• 27:34
  Speaker 2: Like, what the fuck are you doing?
• 27:35
  Speaker 1: So? Yeah, no, I say viral because that's my new thing.
• 27:40
  Speaker 2: Yeah, what's what's viral? Viral means like it could be
• 27:43
  Speaker 2: anything that's like brain work, man, Yeah, viral, my things viral.
• 27:47
  Speaker 1: I'll tell you about it later, Okay, but you'll see
• 27:50
  Speaker 1: I'm going to use it more. Basically, Look, all I
• 27:54
  Speaker 1: can think about right now is that the relationship you
• 27:58
  Speaker 1: guys are going to have is going to be so
• 28:01
  Speaker 1: so Parts of it are gonna be so good, right,
• 28:05
  Speaker 1: and then parts of it are going to be so draining,
• 28:08
  Speaker 1: and you guys are gonna have such big fights, and
• 28:09
  Speaker 1: then the sex after those big fights are going to
• 28:11
  Speaker 1: be fucking insanely good. So I don't even know what
• 28:14
  Speaker 1: to say to you, because I don't want to deprive
• 28:16
  Speaker 1: you of that pleasure. The toxic part of it bad.
• 28:19
  Speaker 1: But the sex, you guys, there's something about sex after
• 28:21
  Speaker 1: a fight is more passionate. Yeah it is. It's like,
• 28:24
  Speaker 1: why will we fight these apologies? Makeup?
• 28:27
  Speaker 2: Let me make love out of them, make up sex? Okay?
• 28:29
  Speaker 2: So is it worth me giving responsible advice?
• 28:34
  Speaker 1: I think I don't know. Maybe, yeah, I think I
• 28:41
  Speaker 1: have responsible advice.
• 28:42
  Speaker 2: But okay, girl who sent the dilemma in pause? Right now,
• 28:47
  Speaker 2: if you just want to have like sex, really good sex,
• 28:50
  Speaker 2: and fight and make up for the next six months
• 28:52
  Speaker 2: and maybe break up at the end or maybe work out,
• 28:54
  Speaker 2: we don't know. We don't have the answers, but good
• 28:57
  Speaker 2: learning curve right now. Communication is key. Communication is key.
• 29:02
  Speaker 2: You both clearly really like each other from his actions
• 29:06
  Speaker 2: and your thinking process. Why in the world would you
• 29:09
  Speaker 2: go and ruin that by you going on hinge and
• 29:11
  Speaker 2: him going on that is because you haven't had this
• 29:12
  Speaker 2: conversation around your feelings. If before he left and you left,
• 29:16
  Speaker 2: said let's talk about where we're at so we're both
• 29:18
  Speaker 2: on the same page, this would have never happened and
• 29:20
  Speaker 2: you both would have been like, I can't wait to
• 29:22
  Speaker 2: come back, and then had amazing sex. So clear the
• 29:25
  Speaker 2: air with this guy. It's really easy because I think
• 29:27
  Speaker 2: he feels the same way about you.
• 29:29
  Speaker 1: I think that you should do it in a one
• 29:31
  Speaker 1: hundred percent honest way as well. I think what you
• 29:33
  Speaker 1: should say is I gotta come clean. I went on
• 29:38
  Speaker 1: Hinge and I matched with someone and they asked me
• 29:40
  Speaker 1: on a day. I didn't feel right about going on it,
• 29:42
  Speaker 1: and then when I was on there, I saw that
• 29:43
  Speaker 1: we were still matched, and I saw that you had
• 29:45
  Speaker 1: changed stuff on your profile. So it kind of made
• 29:47
  Speaker 1: me feel like shit, but I also did a shitty thing.
• 29:50
  Speaker 1: But it made me realize that I really fucking like you,
• 29:52
  Speaker 1: and I don't want to see anyone else. Yeah, you
• 29:54
  Speaker 1: need to be just be a one hundred percent honest.
• 29:56
  Speaker 2: It's a really good learning curve too, because when you're
• 29:59
  Speaker 2: single and maybe in the talking stage with people, it's
• 30:02
  Speaker 2: very flattering and it really ups your confidence when other
• 30:06
  Speaker 2: people are coming in and wanting a piece of the action.
• 30:09
  Speaker 2: But if you can step away from that, what is
• 30:13
  Speaker 2: really really nice is the connection that you could potentially
• 30:15
  Speaker 2: build with this man or for anyone this girl. That's
• 30:18
  Speaker 2: worth so much more than this little bit of the
• 30:20
  Speaker 2: tension from a Hinge man or anyone on the street.
• 30:22
  Speaker 2: So put that boundary up and be like, man, I
• 30:24
  Speaker 2: like you, and he'll reciprocate and you have some good
• 30:27
  Speaker 2: fucking sex.
• 30:28
  Speaker 1: My question to the world, right, and I dare say,
• 30:33
  Speaker 1: I've never been in this situation, but I have known
• 30:40
  Speaker 1: people to be in a situation, and I think in
• 30:43
  Speaker 1: the past I would have done this. Now maybe not
• 30:47
  Speaker 1: so much. My question is is if you let's say
• 30:52
  Speaker 1: we have a single friend, right, and in two months
• 30:54
  Speaker 1: they're going on a trip with their boys Europe or
• 30:57
  Speaker 1: some eurosummer whatever, like they going away for six weeks,
• 31:02
  Speaker 1: and four weeks prior he meets a girl who he
• 31:07
  Speaker 1: really fucking likes and she really likes him. But so
• 31:14
  Speaker 1: it's like there's this thing where they will never let
• 31:18
  Speaker 1: it go.
• 31:21
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 31:21
  Speaker 1: What I'm trying to say is what's wrong with getting
• 31:22
  Speaker 1: a girlfriend and then and then going away and just
• 31:26
  Speaker 1: having fun without having to sleep with everything that breaths
• 31:29
  Speaker 1: like you know what I mean? Yeah?
• 31:31
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, what comes down to trust of the time
• 31:34
  Speaker 2: dudes don't even get women. Well, I bet you a
• 31:36
  Speaker 2: lot of people do do that, but we don't hear
• 31:38
  Speaker 2: about it because it works out. You don't hear about
• 31:40
  Speaker 2: the time.
• 31:41
  Speaker 1: True, we've never that's a good point. Yeah.
• 31:43
  Speaker 2: We always hear about the time where bloody Timmy's going Yeah, way,
• 31:46
  Speaker 2: that's a good point. Fell in love and then he's
• 31:47
  Speaker 2: went off and fucked.
• 31:49
  Speaker 1: Yeah, no, great point. And one thing I will say
• 31:52
  Speaker 1: is that it would be I can understand that it
• 31:54
  Speaker 1: would be probably kind of difficult being the person that
• 31:57
  Speaker 1: isn't going away. You've just met someone you've been to
• 32:00
  Speaker 1: for a month, you have every reason to trust them,
• 32:02
  Speaker 1: but you don't actually know them one hundred percent, and
• 32:04
  Speaker 1: they're going away for six weeks to Europe or somewhere,
• 32:06
  Speaker 1: partying whatever, so you would feel to keep about it.
• 32:09
  Speaker 2: I also think that in that certain scenario, what makes
• 32:13
  Speaker 2: that relationship feel maybe more intense or intensifies the situation
• 32:17
  Speaker 2: is that you know you can't be together because he
• 32:19
  Speaker 2: or she's going away. So you're like, oh, this is
• 32:21
  Speaker 2: kind of this naughty because like we know it's not
• 32:23
  Speaker 2: can't work out, but then we want it to work,
• 32:25
  Speaker 2: but then it's just there's this no man's land.
• 32:27
  Speaker 1: Wow. A good point. Yeah, that that that month fleeting
• 32:30
  Speaker 1: up before they leave.
• 32:31
  Speaker 2: Because you know this can't work, but then why it
• 32:33
  Speaker 2: is working?
• 32:34
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's like, yeah, this can't work, but I yearn.
• 32:36
  Speaker 2: Yeah for you, Yeah, but I think she knows to
• 32:40
  Speaker 2: do Yeah, be honest, ye, be honest. Yeah Jesus, Okay,
• 32:47
  Speaker 2: I'm going to title this one. They haven't remember guys.
• 32:50
  Speaker 2: If you want to add a dilemma in or he
• 32:52
  Speaker 2: already told you how to do it just before, but
• 32:54
  Speaker 2: title them. I kin't want them to be tired. I'll
• 32:55
  Speaker 2: tell you what all will dilemmas say. Jake said it once.
• 32:58
  Speaker 2: I reckon it has to be a year ago. He
• 32:59
  Speaker 2: said he hates or we hate long dilemmas. You can
• 33:02
  Speaker 2: make him as long as you want.
• 33:03
  Speaker 1: Now. Oh oh wait, I'm trying to think how many
• 33:08
  Speaker 1: times did I say that. I think maybe twice, because
• 33:12
  Speaker 1: ninety percent of them start with sorry, this is long,
• 33:14
  Speaker 1: and it's.
• 33:15
  Speaker 2: Not even long. If you can fit it on like
• 33:19
  Speaker 2: half an a four a four piece of paper that's
• 33:22
  Speaker 2: like the perfect amount of like.
• 33:24
  Speaker 1: Size, that's hilarious.
• 33:25
  Speaker 2: Yeah, they all, they all start with I'm sorry that
• 33:27
  Speaker 2: it's longry, they're scared, they're scaring you. I'm sorry it's long,
• 33:31
  Speaker 2: but I need your help, we want to help. Here's
• 33:34
  Speaker 2: what happens. Half the time I see sorry it's long,
• 33:36
  Speaker 2: and I don't even click on it. All right, this
• 33:41
  Speaker 2: is going to be titled Ah man, this Girl's a bitch?
• 33:45
  Speaker 1: All right? Wait, that's the title. I just made that up.
• 33:48
  Speaker 1: Fuck it, Hell, it's not that bad. I just had
• 33:51
  Speaker 1: to say something. Recently, I broke off a friendship with
• 33:53
  Speaker 1: someone I was roommates with for a year out of
• 33:56
  Speaker 1: the year and a half, I knew her, we were
• 33:58
  Speaker 1: really close, but after a while while I started not
• 34:01
  Speaker 1: to like her that much because I felt she was
• 34:03
  Speaker 1: a really narcissistic and self righteous person, and I'd often
• 34:07
  Speaker 1: catch her lying to me. I started to feel like
• 34:10
  Speaker 1: the relationship wasn't as genuine or authentic as it used
• 34:13
  Speaker 1: to be. I pulled away from her, and recently we
• 34:15
  Speaker 1: moved out from the rental and I took more time
• 34:18
  Speaker 1: to respond to messages, etc. She asked if we were okay,
• 34:22
  Speaker 1: and I couldn't respond because I didn't know how to
• 34:25
  Speaker 1: say no and tell her I wasn't interested in being
• 34:27
  Speaker 1: friends anymore. I finally responded and told her I appreciated
• 34:30
  Speaker 1: our friendship when we were roommates, but I felt like
• 34:33
  Speaker 1: we had changed and that I was growing out of
• 34:36
  Speaker 1: our friendship, so I wanted to step away. She responded
• 34:38
  Speaker 1: by asking what does she do wrong? And she felt
• 34:41
  Speaker 1: confused because we were really close. I haven't responded yet
• 34:44
  Speaker 1: because I feel like it won't be helpful for her
• 34:46
  Speaker 1: if I tell her that I just don't want to
• 34:48
  Speaker 1: be friends with her anymore because I don't resonate with
• 34:50
  Speaker 1: her values and I didn't appreciate her befriending me only
• 34:53
  Speaker 1: for her benefit. There are things that she has wronged
• 34:57
  Speaker 1: me for, like leaving garbage and food in the apartment,
• 35:01
  Speaker 1: which I had to deal with and get rid of,
• 35:03
  Speaker 1: but that isn't the only reason, and it doesn't seem
• 35:06
  Speaker 1: like a valid enough reason to end a friendship. I'm
• 35:09
  Speaker 1: really struggling to figure out what to say because I
• 35:12
  Speaker 1: feel really horrible for causing so much hurt on her end. LMAO,
• 35:16
  Speaker 1: sorry it's such a long message. Thank you so much,
• 35:19
  Speaker 1: Love the pot from Canada.
• 35:20
  Speaker 2: Wait, what did the friend do?
• 35:21
  Speaker 1: I said? She just said she didn't actually do anything.
• 35:24
  Speaker 1: I just made that up. Oh the bitch thing I
• 35:25
  Speaker 1: made up. But she just is like, doesn't like this
• 35:28
  Speaker 1: person anymore. She does grown apart.
• 35:30
  Speaker 2: She doesn't like this person, and she doesn't know how
• 35:32
  Speaker 2: to say it. Okay okay, and she feels I think
• 35:35
  Speaker 2: she left.
• 35:37
  Speaker 1: I think she was scared about making it super long
• 35:38
  Speaker 1: because she's left out obviously a lot of things this
• 35:40
  Speaker 1: guy has done to her, and so I think so
• 35:44
  Speaker 1: it sounds like she's a bit narcissistic. I have a
• 35:47
  Speaker 1: feeling it sounds to me like the dilemma sender feels
• 35:51
  Speaker 1: as though the friend used her to as like only
• 35:56
  Speaker 1: became friends of her to benefit herself with maybe the
• 35:59
  Speaker 1: apartment or something like. So I dare say there's good
• 36:02
  Speaker 1: reasons to not want to be friends with her. Even
• 36:03
  Speaker 1: if you don't have good reasons, you don't have to
• 36:04
  Speaker 1: be friends of her. Yeah, Like does she owe the
• 36:07
  Speaker 1: friend any closure? Though? Yeah, I don't know. What do
• 36:09
  Speaker 1: you reckon in a friendship? Like do they need closure?
• 36:13
  Speaker 1: I don't know. I think I don't.
• 36:18
  Speaker 2: We've had a good fucking sentence on the pod where
• 36:20
  Speaker 2: like closure isn't a necess necessity, it's a.
• 36:24
  Speaker 1: Yeah, see here's the thing. But what was that that quote?
• 36:27
  Speaker 1: It was a quote from a therapist. Yeah, that closure
• 36:30
  Speaker 1: is a luxury.
• 36:31
  Speaker 2: Yeah, that's it.
• 36:32
  Speaker 1: Now, see us, us saying that is helping the narcissist. No,
• 36:39
  Speaker 1: we should be saying it to the narcissist. Yeah, the
• 36:42
  Speaker 1: dilemma cender, she could hear it too for the like.
• 36:45
  Speaker 1: To be fair, the narcissist doesn't need closure. It's a luxury.
• 36:48
  Speaker 1: You don't have to give them the closure if you
• 36:49
  Speaker 1: don't want to.
• 36:50
  Speaker 2: But I think the friend wins, like the good friend
• 36:51
  Speaker 2: who sent this dilemma and wins because she doesn't need
• 36:54
  Speaker 2: to give this She doesn't have to check closure.
• 36:56
  Speaker 1: I think it's bad to say to someone like if
• 37:00
  Speaker 1: someone had the guts to say, oh, are we good?
• 37:02
  Speaker 2: Like we used to be so close, and you do
• 37:04
  Speaker 2: you you're not good, right, And the reason you're not
• 37:06
  Speaker 2: good is because you don't aligned with them anymore?
• 37:08
  Speaker 1: Do you reckon? It would be crazy to say I'm sorry,
• 37:12
  Speaker 1: I just don't align or resonate with your beliefs or anything,
• 37:18
  Speaker 1: and I don't want to be friends with you.
• 37:20
  Speaker 2: I think that's a great thing to do, but that
• 37:22
  Speaker 2: confrontation is scary. Yeah, I couldn't do that. I would
• 37:27
  Speaker 2: just let the friendship dissipate and I'll stop like fucking texting.
• 37:30
  Speaker 1: That's what she tried. And then there's narciss that's got
• 37:32
  Speaker 1: the guts to fucking ask just.
• 37:34
  Speaker 2: Say what Jake just said to say, Hey, a you're
• 37:36
  Speaker 2: gonna be honest. Just I think we're going in different
• 37:38
  Speaker 2: directions in life. We don't align with our common values.
• 37:41
  Speaker 2: And I wish she said that. Yeah, and then the
• 37:43
  Speaker 2: person said, what did I do wrong? Oh you can
• 37:46
  Speaker 2: ignore that now, Yeah, she doesn't need more reason. No,
• 37:49
  Speaker 2: you don't know anything.
• 37:50
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 37:51
  Speaker 2: I think that's like the biggest misconception. And like friendships
• 37:54
  Speaker 2: and relationships, when you break up, you're always looking for
• 37:55
  Speaker 2: that one more answer, that one more thing to give
• 37:58
  Speaker 2: you said closure, and it's always going to be one
• 38:00
  Speaker 2: more thing, and it's to like one person can't get
• 38:02
  Speaker 2: over it.
• 38:03
  Speaker 1: So you don't owe her anything.
• 38:04
  Speaker 2: If you think you've done your due diligence, yeah, you
• 38:07
  Speaker 2: don't need to do any more and easier said than done.
• 38:09
  Speaker 2: But if you just go about your life, it's going
• 38:11
  Speaker 2: to slowly drift away.
• 38:13
  Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah, it was a bit of a tough one. Yeah,
• 38:16
  Speaker 1: it actually was. But good luck, good luck all right.
• 38:25
  Speaker 2: Up next is oh Gee, question of the week, jays Yeah, Budy,
• 38:28
  Speaker 2: we have been loving this, and this week's is if
• 38:32
  Speaker 2: you could say one last thing to him, what would
• 38:35
  Speaker 2: it be? And surprisingly it was about sixty percent toxic,
• 38:41
  Speaker 2: forty percent wholesome.
• 38:42
  Speaker 1: I think I got all toxic.
• 38:43
  Speaker 2: But talking about like closure in that last one, like
• 38:46
  Speaker 2: a lot of these ones are just like a fucking
• 38:48
  Speaker 2: little one liner that you want to say but you
• 38:50
  Speaker 2: can't really say it.
• 38:51
  Speaker 1: Yeah, and I give you that closure you need.
• 38:54
  Speaker 2: All right, I'm going to start. If you could say
• 38:57
  Speaker 2: one last thing to him, what would it be? Forehead
• 39:00
  Speaker 2: kisses are not platonic facts, fucking oath I do them.
• 39:05
  Speaker 2: I'm trying to think here, I'll tell you what it is,
• 39:07
  Speaker 2: erotic from my song platonic and erotic.
• 39:10
  Speaker 1: There you go. Yeah, forehead kisses are even let me
• 39:15
  Speaker 1: think about this kisses and't when I gave you ship
• 39:19
  Speaker 1: the other day about receiving four head kisses, as in like,
• 39:21
  Speaker 1: do you bend down, Cassie, and I was giving you ship,
• 39:25
  Speaker 1: I was like, no, you don't know. I was like,
• 39:26
  Speaker 1: you don't bend down and receive them. I was in
• 39:28
  Speaker 1: you did it, and.
• 39:29
  Speaker 2: I feels good, doesn't it.
• 39:34
  Speaker 1: Oh? Laying in bed the other day and I fucking
• 39:38
  Speaker 1: I was like, damn, I was like, resting on her boob,
• 39:41
  Speaker 1: give me a little kiss on the forehead, and I
• 39:42
  Speaker 1: was like, makes you feel good? Makes Yeah, that's what
• 39:49
  Speaker 1: I am him.
• 39:50
  Speaker 3: Yeah, Wow, Yeah, what a day that was.
• 39:54
  Speaker 2: They're definitely not platonic. If you could say one last
• 39:58
  Speaker 2: thing to him, what would it be?
• 40:01
  Speaker 1: I hope she fakes it better than I did.
• 40:04
  Speaker 2: Oh, so he caught it sort of clocked onto you
• 40:08
  Speaker 2: were faking, So she was.
• 40:13
  Speaker 1: I think what she's trying to say here is the
• 40:16
  Speaker 1: sex was so shit that she fake it. She couldn't
• 40:20
  Speaker 1: even fake it.
• 40:21
  Speaker 2: I was thinking this, but it might come across as weird,
• 40:24
  Speaker 2: don't do it, But I'm still going to say what
• 40:25
  Speaker 2: I was thinking. Anyway, it'd be really good to the
• 40:28
  Speaker 2: girls to send in them faking an orgasm on like
• 40:30
  Speaker 2: a voice message.
• 40:32
  Speaker 1: How funny? Would that obviously be really weird? That would say, yeah,
• 40:35
  Speaker 1: it'd be very weird, But like, how good do you
• 40:39
  Speaker 1: get at it?
• 40:41
  Speaker 2: You know?
• 40:41
  Speaker 1: Okay? Actually fuck it? Okay? You know obviously you don't
• 40:45
  Speaker 1: have to be having sex. I don't want to record
• 40:47
  Speaker 1: you having sex. And I so Beth has told me
• 40:52
  Speaker 1: she is great at it, right, And I have a
• 40:56
  Speaker 1: feeling that I have experienced some good acting from Beth,
• 41:00
  Speaker 1: because there is I'm telling you right now. I've staid
• 41:02
  Speaker 1: this once and I'll say it again. I don't have
• 41:04
  Speaker 1: a ten out of ten. Hre I know that I
• 41:06
  Speaker 1: don't have a ten out of ten.
• 41:07
  Speaker 2: I'm just thinking of it from like a male's perspective.
• 41:10
  Speaker 2: When we orgasm come, it's like the same every time,
• 41:14
  Speaker 2: and I can't fake that.
• 41:16
  Speaker 1: I don't know what I do.
• 41:17
  Speaker 2: I can't like it seems implausible, impossible, like give a go,
• 41:21
  Speaker 2: give a go, but make a noise.
• 41:24
  Speaker 1: Yeah, let me you know what anyone YouTube You're welcome. Yeah,
• 41:30
  Speaker 1: this would be me. I reckon, I reckon.
• 41:39
  Speaker 2: I don't make a noise ebro and Cassie's told me
• 41:41
  Speaker 2: if she likes it when I make a noise. But then, like,
• 41:43
  Speaker 2: I feel like I'm over emphasizing noise.
• 41:45
  Speaker 1: I have been getting good at getting vocal while doing
• 41:48
  Speaker 1: no I mean the come, but I refuse to make
• 41:51
  Speaker 1: a noise while coming.
• 41:52
  Speaker 2: It feels like I'm being over enthusiastic. Like yeah, maybe
• 41:57
  Speaker 2: we haven't experienced one. That's good enough, mate.
• 42:00
  Speaker 1: I've got I've had some good ones. Gun shot. Here's
• 42:06
  Speaker 1: here's what I do. You reckon, I will gosh, she's
• 42:12
  Speaker 1: gonna say no what I was gonna say? You reckon?
• 42:16
  Speaker 1: I could I should record death face.
• 42:17
  Speaker 2: I think it's too like intimate.
• 42:19
  Speaker 1: That's why I said, it would be.
• 42:20
  Speaker 2: Weird for people to send him if you wanted to,
• 42:22
  Speaker 2: by all means, it's going to be completely anonymous.
• 42:23
  Speaker 1: I'm not going to say your name. It would be funny,
• 42:25
  Speaker 1: it would be funny money. I just feel I would
• 42:29
  Speaker 1: just feel so it wouldn't feel right having some yeah exactly,
• 42:32
  Speaker 1: someone that listens to the show sending in a face.
• 42:34
  Speaker 1: But to be honest, also, it would be fucking hilarious.
• 42:37
  Speaker 1: I need to be maybe a copy us. Yeah, we
• 42:39
  Speaker 1: need to give this idea to another anonymous No.
• 42:42
  Speaker 2: I think if like the sender is completely anonymous somehow Okay, no,
• 42:45
  Speaker 2: they would be I guess. Yeah, it's quite funny. It's
• 42:48
  Speaker 2: quite funny, is it me? Yeah, this one's intricate. If
• 42:52
  Speaker 2: you could say one last thing to him, what would
• 42:54
  Speaker 2: it be? You're like my appendix. I don't know why
• 42:57
  Speaker 2: I had you, but I'm glad you're gone.
• 43:01
  Speaker 1: That's kind of that's fucking sick. I I was.
• 43:04
  Speaker 2: Thinking about it, like, I'm so so so happy, Like
• 43:08
  Speaker 2: our audience is all female because the i G questions
• 43:12
  Speaker 2: are so intricate. Yeah, I smart, Yeah, I imagine if
• 43:15
  Speaker 2: we just had like one hundred percent dudes or just
• 43:16
  Speaker 2: be like, I just I wish I could suck it. It
• 43:18
  Speaker 2: would be yeah, yeah.
• 43:20
  Speaker 1: Yeah, if it was all dudes would be like just
• 43:23
  Speaker 1: one last time. Question. If we said if the i
• 43:27
  Speaker 1: G question to the dudes was if you could say
• 43:29
  Speaker 1: one last thing to her? What would it be, they'd
• 43:31
  Speaker 1: all say just one last time? And they think it's
• 43:34
  Speaker 1: the funniest thing ever. Fuck, they'd be thinking, they think
• 43:36
  Speaker 1: it's so good. Okay, if you could say one last
• 43:40
  Speaker 1: thing to him, what would it be? I'm happy you
• 43:43
  Speaker 1: have the family you always dreamed about, But I wish
• 43:46
  Speaker 1: I was her. Wait, she's gone through it, Oh ship,
• 43:52
  Speaker 1: she's going through going through it.
• 43:54
  Speaker 2: Poor girl, I know, poor girl. Yeah, if you could
• 43:58
  Speaker 2: say one last thing to him, what would it be? Yes,
• 44:01
  Speaker 2: you are boarding?
• 44:04
  Speaker 1: See. I resonate with this. Yeah. And I say to
• 44:08
  Speaker 1: Beth all the time, I talk about how I don't
• 44:11
  Speaker 1: like my hairdline, how it's receding, And she constantly, constantly,
• 44:14
  Speaker 1: constantly is a good girlfriend and reassures me that pay
• 44:17
  Speaker 1: for turkey. She reassures me, and she said, she said,
• 44:21
  Speaker 1: she said, it's fine, it's not really you look fine.
• 44:24
  Speaker 1: You honestly, no one would even think about it, right,
• 44:28
  Speaker 1: And I think that has confirmed she's lying. Yeah, I
• 44:36
  Speaker 1: think that's confirmed that she's lying. Yes, you so. Yeah.
• 44:41
  Speaker 1: So if we break up and I was yeah, I
• 44:44
  Speaker 1: think she hit me pretty hard, you'll be.
• 44:46
  Speaker 2: Like, I still love you. I know you'll be like
• 44:49
  Speaker 2: one more time.
• 44:50
  Speaker 1: She's like, no, you're boording. Okay, if you could say
• 44:57
  Speaker 1: one last thing to him, what would it be? You
• 45:02
  Speaker 1: have a really abnormal amount of foreskin and it looks
• 45:05
  Speaker 1: like elephant's skin. That's just me.
• 45:15
  Speaker 2: I told you. Remember how we never found out. I
• 45:18
  Speaker 2: swear doctors are meant to clean it up. Remember how
• 45:20
  Speaker 2: you disagreed with that. We had the maybe it was
• 45:22
  Speaker 2: on page What are you talking about? No, they do.
• 45:25
  Speaker 2: Doctors are meant to like ape before skin.
• 45:26
  Speaker 1: The only time a doctor should be touching a foreskin
• 45:29
  Speaker 1: is to get rid of the whole fucking thing.
• 45:31
  Speaker 2: No, I think they're meant to clip it and tidy
• 45:32
  Speaker 2: it up if they still want it, like a haircut.
• 45:34
  Speaker 1: Yeah, they were insane.
• 45:36
  Speaker 2: Yeah, it's like an embilical cord. How they cut that
• 45:39
  Speaker 2: and like some do a really good job, or where
• 45:41
  Speaker 2: some still have that little bit sticking out. It's like
• 45:43
  Speaker 2: a foreskin. I swear the doctors are meant to clean
• 45:45
  Speaker 2: that shit up. And if you get a bad one,
• 45:47
  Speaker 2: this guy got unlost.
• 45:48
  Speaker 1: So do you reckon? Doctors are just out of here
• 45:49
  Speaker 1: burthing little boys, going this one's a funny looking but
• 45:52
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna let him have it. Wait, there's no way, no, no, no, no.
• 45:55
  Speaker 2: Maybe or some doctors don't clip it. Even that's bad genetics.
• 45:59
  Speaker 2: But if you'd so, I hope it's the doctor not
• 46:00
  Speaker 2: badgine that.
• 46:01
  Speaker 1: Can you still get babies circumcised? Yeah, that's what they do,
• 46:05
  Speaker 1: isn't it. Al Wait, is it now a thing that
• 46:07
  Speaker 1: all babies need to be circumcised? No?
• 46:09
  Speaker 2: I think it's the parent's choice, still the same as
• 46:12
  Speaker 2: it always been.
• 46:13
  Speaker 1: Why it circuscans should be kind of a thing, I
• 46:15
  Speaker 1: don't know.
• 46:15
  Speaker 2: Because it's cleaner, it's more better for like cleanliness.
• 46:18
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, you don't have to like clean it and
• 46:19
  Speaker 1: pull it back. No.
• 46:20
  Speaker 2: Yeah, so it's better for cleanliness to be chopped. But
• 46:22
  Speaker 2: it's better to protect from STDs to have a foreskin.
• 46:25
  Speaker 2: Oh really, I'm pretty sure. Well not really, because now
• 46:28
  Speaker 2: there's a reason behind that. Mean no, I think there
• 46:30
  Speaker 2: is a reason behind.
• 46:30
  Speaker 1: It, a fucking reason that the foreskin's there. I do
• 46:33
  Speaker 1: when you get a boner, it pulls. I don't have
• 46:35
  Speaker 1: a foreskins, I have no experience, but forrskin doesn't stay.
• 46:38
  Speaker 2: I feel like there's a purpose because it's honest, like
• 46:41
  Speaker 2: there's a reason behind it.
• 46:42
  Speaker 1: Yeah, but we don't we have for reason. We don't
• 46:45
  Speaker 1: need our appendexic.
• 46:45
  Speaker 2: I swear we learn in sex, so that like foreskins
• 46:48
  Speaker 2: like something I could be completely wrong, And.
• 46:50
  Speaker 1: We also don't need our fucking wisdom teeth. Yeah, but
• 46:53
  Speaker 1: they do do something on right now, twenty five good
• 46:55
  Speaker 1: years without a foreskin. Mate, you don't need a four skin.
• 46:58
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I know you don't need one. If you could
• 47:01
  Speaker 2: wank with a foreskin, your life would be changed.
• 47:04
  Speaker 1: That's why we have a fore. They knew we'd be
• 47:06
  Speaker 1: doing that crazy shit to ourselves. Disgusting.
• 47:12
  Speaker 2: You don't it disgusting? If you could say one last
• 47:18
  Speaker 2: thing to him, what would it be relatable? I missed
• 47:20
  Speaker 2: the dog.
• 47:22
  Speaker 1: Fox broa genuinely. If for some random reason I started
• 47:29
  Speaker 1: to despise Beth, Henry would keep me there for a
• 47:32
  Speaker 1: long time before I break up with it. Yeah, for
• 47:35
  Speaker 1: a long time. And also now I could never bring
• 47:39
  Speaker 1: myself to do it. The joint custody of a dog thing.
• 47:41
  Speaker 1: I could never ever bring myself to do it right
• 47:44
  Speaker 1: because also he actually is one hundreds but all together
• 47:47
  Speaker 1: i'm his dad, while yeah, I mean for.
• 47:50
  Speaker 2: The rest of it to be stepdaddy.
• 47:52
  Speaker 1: Yes, basically I would miss that motherfucking dog so much,
• 47:59
  Speaker 1: especially because you live with him. It would be because
• 48:02
  Speaker 1: also just like when he chooses, no one talks about
• 48:06
  Speaker 1: this all right, I don't think this has talked about enough.
• 48:10
  Speaker 1: When your dog chooses you over your partner to lay
• 48:13
  Speaker 1: with the feeling of feeling full and happy is unattainable
• 48:22
  Speaker 1: in any other way. And then when they choose your
• 48:26
  Speaker 1: partner over you, you just think you little fucking.
• 48:29
  Speaker 2: Whore your partner or your dog the dog.
• 48:38
  Speaker 1: But no one, you don't talk about it enough, you know,
• 48:40
  Speaker 1: because like when you're growing up and you have a dog,
• 48:42
  Speaker 1: the dog always you love your mum the most. So
• 48:45
  Speaker 1: when you and Cassie move out and you end up
• 48:47
  Speaker 1: getting a dog.
• 48:47
  Speaker 2: We've said that. So we're going to get two dogs
• 48:50
  Speaker 2: straight away? Yeah, I think so, because we only have
• 48:52
  Speaker 2: to go through that one puppy stage and is going
• 48:54
  Speaker 2: to be double the amount of ship and then they
• 48:56
  Speaker 2: used to each other. But I'm going to take one.
• 48:58
  Speaker 2: He's obviously going to love me more because we want
• 49:00
  Speaker 2: completely different things.
• 49:01
  Speaker 1: Yeah, she was active. If you want a little dash out,
• 49:05
  Speaker 1: I'm still don't get the same man. You gotta spread
• 49:07
  Speaker 1: your surrounding common home with a fucking shits cross. But
• 49:12
  Speaker 1: the only thing I think, because they're going to be
• 49:15
  Speaker 1: different breeds from different litters, it won't matter. But there's
• 49:19
  Speaker 1: a really common thing when you get let's if you
• 49:21
  Speaker 1: get two puppies and you raise them from young, those
• 49:24
  Speaker 1: two puppies like they're bonded, bonded, and so if you're out,
• 49:29
  Speaker 1: they will gang up on other dogs. It's like super
• 49:32
  Speaker 1: common for them, just like fuck other dogs up.
• 49:34
  Speaker 2: Because that sounds like a wind to me. Rue, my
• 49:39
  Speaker 2: dogs are going to own the street.
• 49:41
  Speaker 1: No fair, fair. If you could say one last thing
• 49:44
  Speaker 1: to him, what would it be? I'm glad we broke up.
• 49:47
  Speaker 1: I learned that Dick's aren't actually supposed to taste like that.
• 49:50
  Speaker 2: Ah discussed I had one like that, disgust Mine was worse.
• 49:57
  Speaker 1: Where was it?
• 49:57
  Speaker 2: Yeah?
• 49:58
  Speaker 1: Or here it is?
• 49:58
  Speaker 2: If you could say one last to him, what would
• 50:00
  Speaker 2: it be?
• 50:01
  Speaker 1: You'll come with stinky you?
• 50:03
  Speaker 2: Oh my god, I never thought of that.
• 50:05
  Speaker 1: A I didn't even know what how to smell? Even
• 50:08
  Speaker 1: did I? Oh, okay, moving on, that is disgusting. If
• 50:17
  Speaker 1: you could say one last thing to him, what would
• 50:18
  Speaker 1: it be. If there was an unfucked button, I'd throat
• 50:22
  Speaker 1: punch it, throat it.
• 50:25
  Speaker 2: That's intense, that's funny. The regret is will. If you
• 50:31
  Speaker 2: could say one last thing to him, what would it be. No,
• 50:34
  Speaker 2: it's not the biggest I've ever seen.
• 50:36
  Speaker 1: No, stop, fuck off, stop it. Our whole world's alive.
• 50:40
  Speaker 1: Literally stop because I knew the whole time it wasn't
• 50:45
  Speaker 1: the biggest you've ever seen, but I started to believe it. God,
• 50:52
  Speaker 1: If you could say one last thing to him, what
• 50:54
  Speaker 1: would it be? Take me back? Please? It says, lmao,
• 50:59
  Speaker 1: I've got one.
• 50:59
  Speaker 2: I'm gonna marry you.
• 51:00
  Speaker 1: Still I wasn't lying when I said married. Yea. Whether
• 51:04
  Speaker 1: you like it or not, this.
• 51:07
  Speaker 2: One is my favorite. If you could say one last
• 51:09
  Speaker 2: thing to him, what would it be. If you can't
• 51:11
  Speaker 2: grow emotionally, I hope you can grow physically.
• 51:15
  Speaker 1: Oh my god, holy fuck. Yeah yeah, that's I would
• 51:21
  Speaker 1: pay money to see his reaction.
• 51:23
  Speaker 2: That's like a gunshot that it swords at.
• 51:24
  Speaker 1: Him, and for some reason the sword got there first, like, why, Wow,
• 51:32
  Speaker 1: if you could say one last thing to him, what
• 51:33
  Speaker 1: would it be? Eat my left flat? What is it
• 51:39
  Speaker 1: worse than your right? Is it saggy? Or something like?
• 51:42
  Speaker 2: What if you could say one last thing to him,
• 51:47
  Speaker 2: what would it be? The sex wasn't even worth throwing
• 51:49
  Speaker 2: my pH balance off?
• 51:51
  Speaker 1: What's with this pH balance thing? Yeah, bro, I had
• 51:57
  Speaker 1: there was a moment where I thought, I like, I
• 52:00
  Speaker 1: was like, I didn't even know. I was. I know nothing.
• 52:03
  Speaker 2: We knew nothing before starting the pod.
• 52:05
  Speaker 1: We I have a relatively better idea now, but I didn't.
• 52:10
  Speaker 1: I had no idea. Beth one time she you can
• 52:13
  Speaker 1: get pH balance soap to clean yourself, and she used
• 52:19
  Speaker 1: it too much. You can be too clean, you can't.
• 52:23
  Speaker 1: You need germs. Yeah that makes sense. Yeah, Like she
• 52:27
  Speaker 1: started like getting all like fucked up, you need germs.
• 52:29
  Speaker 2: I was like, well, imagine walking away from a session,
• 52:31
  Speaker 2: You're like, oh fuck, the balance is gone. That was
• 52:35
  Speaker 2: not worth it.
• 52:36
  Speaker 1: It's a good way. I think one of the girls
• 52:39
  Speaker 1: have a really good intuition for when their boyfriend's cheating.
• 52:41
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, new germs. You can feel the pH balances.
• 52:45
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah. I remember the first time I ever
• 52:48
  Speaker 2: had sex with my girlfriend. She said something because of
• 52:50
  Speaker 2: new Willie.
• 52:51
  Speaker 1: Yeah no same so to Bath yeah yeah, and I
• 52:53
  Speaker 1: was like dirty, like I don't.
• 53:00
  Speaker 2: Have a foreskind.
• 53:02
  Speaker 1: Made it. I think it's my last one. I got
• 53:09
  Speaker 1: one more two? Okay, this is a what's it called
• 53:16
  Speaker 1: stab at? A twist?
• 53:17
  Speaker 2: Wherever you say?
• 53:19
  Speaker 1: If you if you could say one last thing to him,
• 53:23
  Speaker 1: what would it be? Fuck you and your skinny cock?
• 53:32
  Speaker 1: Long and skinny for the wind you reckon. I actually
• 53:36
  Speaker 1: know for a fact that short and chubby is better.
• 53:43
  Speaker 1: How do you know that?
• 53:43
  Speaker 2: Because girls feel pleasure on the radius long and skinny
• 53:50
  Speaker 2: it doesn't feel as good as short and fat. Alright, experts.
• 53:54
  Speaker 1: Everyone's like, you know, everyone's like you got a Chod's
• 53:57
  Speaker 1: like an insult. He chowed boy whatever that when we
• 54:00
  Speaker 1: were kids. Yeah, people with Chad's blessed.
• 54:03
  Speaker 2: But also like how sure are we talking? There's still
• 54:06
  Speaker 2: got to be a bit of length.
• 54:08
  Speaker 1: I don't know.
• 54:13
  Speaker 2: My last one. If you could say one last thing
• 54:16
  Speaker 2: to him, what would it be? Enjoy watching my ig
• 54:18
  Speaker 2: story by facts? There's that many dudes in facts. The
• 54:23
  Speaker 2: girls they're just broken up.
• 54:25
  Speaker 1: Imagine all the new dudes.
• 54:26
  Speaker 2: But and then you just see the old body, like,
• 54:31
  Speaker 2: you know what.
• 54:31
  Speaker 1: Would be I kind of live for petty things. Is
• 54:36
  Speaker 1: it petty to kind of get like some sort of
• 54:40
  Speaker 1: giddiness when you I told that the person you were
• 54:45
  Speaker 1: with moved on but downgraded. Oh where did I say
• 54:49
  Speaker 1: something about this? That's the fel That's another thing that's
• 54:51
  Speaker 1: not spoken about it. That's the best feeling in the world. Yeah,
• 54:53
  Speaker 1: that's nowhere that is not spoken about anywhere near enough. Yeah. Yeah.
• 54:57
  Speaker 1: Another great feeling that's not spoken about enough, right is
• 55:01
  Speaker 1: when you go through like a nasty breakup and then
• 55:06
  Speaker 1: you've moved on, and then they fucking try and like
• 55:11
  Speaker 1: call you or something, and you don't answer and also
• 55:15
  Speaker 1: just don't reply and you forgot that they even had
• 55:19
  Speaker 1: your number, and you block it. Because you've grown, you're mature.
• 55:24
  Speaker 2: You see it and it's normally like no, you actually
• 55:27
  Speaker 2: wake up to it. It's like a phone call she
• 55:31
  Speaker 2: wanted to fuck or and then you wake up to
• 55:34
  Speaker 2: it and you're like, then you just get on with
• 55:37
  Speaker 2: your day.
• 55:38
  Speaker 1: Fuck, it feels good.
• 55:39
  Speaker 2: It's the best feeling in the world.
• 55:40
  Speaker 1: Walk around and all you can hear is just like
• 55:42
  Speaker 1: big extra plug playing in your Head's the biggest man
• 55:58
  Speaker 1: welcome to Relatables Baddi's Book Club, where we will embark
• 56:02
  Speaker 1: on a journey reading some of the finest pieces of
• 56:04
  Speaker 1: literature you have ever laid eyes or is if that's
• 56:07
  Speaker 1: your preferred way to consume a book on a court
• 56:13
  Speaker 1: of thorns and roses, everybody, Welcome back to the Relatables
• 56:17
  Speaker 1: Baddies book Club.
• 56:20
  Speaker 2: Jake, we are up to chapter thirty. Yes, we've been reading,
• 56:24
  Speaker 2: haven't we. Bro We have been reading, and I don't
• 56:26
  Speaker 2: know where to start. I think the first thing to
• 56:31
  Speaker 2: say is, this book has turned up.
• 56:35
  Speaker 1: This book has he I didn't even know My life
• 56:44
  Speaker 1: has one eighty flipped and I'm a fantasy guy. I
• 56:47
  Speaker 1: wrote juicy. That's it. That's all. Explains it so well. Juice.
• 56:50
  Speaker 1: It's like orange juice.
• 56:51
  Speaker 2: I'm just going back for more, more, more shit.
• 56:53
  Speaker 1: It's so freshly squeezed, full of pulp. Yeah, that's what
• 56:56
  Speaker 1: it is. So much.
• 56:58
  Speaker 2: Where do you want to start?
• 57:00
  Speaker 1: I think we just start from where we left off.
• 57:01
  Speaker 1: So we left off where we were from chapter three
• 57:04
  Speaker 1: to thirteen, and then we've gone from thirteen to thirty.
• 57:07
  Speaker 1: Fuck we there's so much information. Bro Okay, okay, it's
• 57:13
  Speaker 1: a lot to get through. The first of all, I'm obsessed.
• 57:17
  Speaker 2: Yeah, you've always been a sair and you and now
• 57:19
  Speaker 2: I'm obsessed. Yes. Chapter twenty seven to thirty is like, okay,
• 57:24
  Speaker 2: this is gonna.
• 57:24
  Speaker 1: Change my life. He fuck bro, Okay we left off
• 57:29
  Speaker 1: where Favra she catches the surreal. Yeah, I think the
• 57:34
  Speaker 1: cereal is he pronounce it basically, So she goes out.
• 57:37
  Speaker 1: Lucian fucking tells her how it.
• 57:39
  Speaker 2: Sounds like so long ago.
• 57:40
  Speaker 1: Now it sounds like a year ago, bro, because of
• 57:44
  Speaker 1: the development. Okay, she goes she catches the cereal and
• 57:48
  Speaker 1: he's kind of like this ugly fucking thing catches him
• 57:52
  Speaker 1: in a snare, right, and so she's all shit in
• 57:56
  Speaker 1: her pants and that this thin could kill her, and
• 57:57
  Speaker 1: for some reason it's just being nice. She starts asking questions, what.
• 58:01
  Speaker 2: Don't have to catch you with like a chicken and
• 58:02
  Speaker 2: ship Yeah she.
• 58:04
  Speaker 1: Put like a dead chicken out and then yeah, yeah,
• 58:08
  Speaker 1: so she needed a creek nearby so if he somehow
• 58:11
  Speaker 1: got loose, she could run to the creek and he
• 58:12
  Speaker 1: can't get her. And I reckon that was a lie,
• 58:14
  Speaker 1: by the way. But so she starts asking all these
• 58:17
  Speaker 1: questions about the blight. So you're up to date with
• 58:20
  Speaker 1: the Blight now right, it's just fucking ship up in there.
• 58:23
  Speaker 1: So she's asking questions because she actually really wants to
• 58:27
  Speaker 1: know just to keep them Mortal lands safe, and so
• 58:32
  Speaker 1: she's out there asking questions and then he's not really
• 58:35
  Speaker 1: giving like definite answers. All he's saying is and that
• 58:39
  Speaker 1: goes crazy here because at this point she's like, I'm
• 58:41
  Speaker 1: with Tamlin the High Fairy, blah blah blah. He goes
• 58:46
  Speaker 1: He's like, I sent you.
• 58:46
  Speaker 2: I don't know he knew she was there, and he's
• 58:48
  Speaker 2: just like, all you need to know is you just
• 58:50
  Speaker 2: need to stay with the high.
• 58:51
  Speaker 1: Lord, and she goes, hi Lord, Yeah yeah, she goes
• 58:55
  Speaker 1: Town's a fucking high law. She starts creamy. I was like,
• 58:58
  Speaker 1: I was like, what same give a couple of times
• 59:01
  Speaker 1: sitting up and I'm like, it's like I'm watching a
• 59:03
  Speaker 1: show that it's getting intense and I'm sitting up and
• 59:05
  Speaker 1: I start reading like that, like did I read that right? Yeah?
• 59:07
  Speaker 1: I normally read wrong. So Tamlin is one of the
• 59:09
  Speaker 1: seven high Lords of Prithian. Yeah, yeah, this motherfucker keeps
• 59:14
  Speaker 1: coming out with surprises. So from there, these shit starts happening.
• 59:21
  Speaker 1: From there where she can hear something. She can hear
• 59:24
  Speaker 1: like stuff in the forest and a big roar, and
• 59:28
  Speaker 1: the surial knows what's coming, and he's saying, you've got
• 59:31
  Speaker 1: to let me go. And I don't remember what they
• 59:33
  Speaker 1: were called, these these beasts that they start of a.
• 59:38
  Speaker 2: I know, yeah, everyone knows.
• 59:39
  Speaker 1: There was like three or four of them. Yeah, there
• 59:41
  Speaker 1: was like three or four of these things that she
• 59:43
  Speaker 1: said were serpent like. But it's gonna be fuck. I can't.
• 59:46
  Speaker 1: I'm not going to go look in the book and
• 59:47
  Speaker 1: find them. But I'm sorry.
• 59:48
  Speaker 2: They're in the woods. Yeah, and they started chasing it.
• 59:50
  Speaker 1: Basically they are from a different realm, yeah, yeah, and
• 59:54
  Speaker 1: they could tell that the Surial was there and they
• 59:57
  Speaker 1: could also probably spell her. And so they get there
• 59:59
  Speaker 1: and they like hissing and being like blah blah blah.
• 1:00:02
  Speaker 1: She's ship in her pants. She gets between, she gets
• 1:00:04
  Speaker 1: she stands behind the cereal and they start coming. And
• 1:00:08
  Speaker 1: then the serial's begging, begging, begging. He's like, stay with
• 1:00:10
  Speaker 1: the high wood. You've got to let me go, Let
• 1:00:12
  Speaker 1: me go, let me go. She shoots the snare and
• 1:00:14
  Speaker 1: apparently he just vanishes into dust, and now she's just
• 1:00:16
  Speaker 1: alone with these fucking things and just ship breaks hell
• 1:00:19
  Speaker 1: breaks loose.
• 1:00:19
  Speaker 2: Yeah, she start running, She does running, and she does running.
• 1:00:21
  Speaker 2: She first of all kills one beast by the way,
• 1:00:25
  Speaker 2: is an animal, kills one like they're like grabbing her,
• 1:00:27
  Speaker 2: and she's still run, still running, falling over it.
• 1:00:30
  Speaker 1: She kills one. Runs, they start going, they start laughing.
• 1:00:33
  Speaker 2: I don't even Lucian was meant to be doing his rounds.
• 1:00:37
  Speaker 2: And she's like, where is this man?
• 1:00:38
  Speaker 1: That is why she left. Lucian did say he did.
• 1:00:42
  Speaker 1: He mentioned if she screams or something that he'll be there,
• 1:00:45
  Speaker 1: and so in her head she's going, oh, so she
• 1:00:48
  Speaker 1: does if I keep running, If I keep running, she
• 1:00:50
  Speaker 1: screat Lucian doesn't come getting flanked. Getting flanked, someone grabs her,
• 1:01:00
  Speaker 1: turns around, she has a knife. She kills another one,
• 1:01:03
  Speaker 1: and then she'd breaking loose. Though they've got her, they're
• 1:01:05
  Speaker 1: about to kill her. And then she hears a fucking
• 1:01:07
  Speaker 1: terrifying raw and you'll never guess who it is. Who
• 1:01:10
  Speaker 1: is it, Tamla? She goes, I saw those golden locks.
• 1:01:13
  Speaker 2: He's everywhere.
• 1:01:14
  Speaker 1: He tears them to shreds, bro shreds. And then basically
• 1:01:21
  Speaker 1: she's just all fucked like they actually kind of sucked
• 1:01:22
  Speaker 1: her up a bit. Yeah, yeah, and yeah, Temlin tamlinn
• 1:01:26
  Speaker 1: Chairsman just reads and then they go back and I
• 1:01:29
  Speaker 1: kind of like forget so timeline wise, right, it went
• 1:01:33
  Speaker 1: a little bit slower.
• 1:01:34
  Speaker 2: From then on, it got slow, went really slow.
• 1:01:38
  Speaker 1: He saves her life.
• 1:01:39
  Speaker 2: They start really bonding from after this.
• 1:01:41
  Speaker 1: After that, they started really bond.
• 1:01:42
  Speaker 2: Yeah, they start going out on like penso.
• 1:01:45
  Speaker 1: Yes, because he says, what were you doing out here?
• 1:01:49
  Speaker 1: And then she said, I think she admits to going
• 1:01:53
  Speaker 1: to catch a cereal and he says, what did he
• 1:01:55
  Speaker 1: tell you? And she said nothing, I never got that far.
• 1:01:58
  Speaker 1: And then they're at dinner and just came out. And
• 1:02:01
  Speaker 1: then at dinner he says something. She goes, okay, high lord.
• 1:02:05
  Speaker 1: He he doesn't think that she knows yet that he's
• 1:02:07
  Speaker 1: a high lord, and he goes on, didn't get anything
• 1:02:09
  Speaker 1: from a cereal?
• 1:02:10
  Speaker 2: Huh?
• 1:02:10
  Speaker 1: And she's like, fuck it.
• 1:02:12
  Speaker 2: Close to you, I love like the band most flirtatious.
• 1:02:19
  Speaker 1: So okay, basically if Fara nearly dies and then okay,
• 1:02:24
  Speaker 1: they're a bit more friends. Now. She's in bed one
• 1:02:27
  Speaker 1: night and she hears a screaming from outside coming in
• 1:02:32
  Speaker 1: and Tamlin carries in a fairy from a different realm,
• 1:02:37
  Speaker 1: and it's full, just losing the blood blood, and it
• 1:02:40
  Speaker 1: keeps them saying, she took my wings. We hear this
• 1:02:42
  Speaker 1: she again. There's a she in the those other chapters
• 1:02:47
  Speaker 1: we've read, and there's a she. She took my wings.
• 1:02:50
  Speaker 1: She's all he's saying is she took my wings. She
• 1:02:52
  Speaker 1: took my wings and gets put on the table. Lucian
• 1:02:55
  Speaker 1: comes over, he vomits because he's a pussy, and then
• 1:02:59
  Speaker 1: is there holding this fairy's hand. Tamlin's doing his best,
• 1:03:02
  Speaker 1: but his magic can't heal him because of the bly.
• 1:03:05
  Speaker 1: He used to be able to do it with these,
• 1:03:06
  Speaker 1: but now he can't heal these type of things. And
• 1:03:08
  Speaker 1: it dies, yeah, unfortunately. So from there that was there
• 1:03:12
  Speaker 1: was another major bonding moment between Tamlin and Farah. And
• 1:03:16
  Speaker 1: while the fairyes dying, they still think she hates fairies
• 1:03:22
  Speaker 1: and she's holding its hand up until it dies, and
• 1:03:24
  Speaker 1: Tamlin she he walks her back up to her room
• 1:03:27
  Speaker 1: and she says like he says, he's like, well upset,
• 1:03:32
  Speaker 1: and he just goes like, Farah, I just gonna ask
• 1:03:34
  Speaker 1: you one thing, why did you you hate fairies? Why
• 1:03:38
  Speaker 1: did you do that? And she just is like, oh,
• 1:03:40
  Speaker 1: I would if I was dying, I'd want someone to
• 1:03:42
  Speaker 1: hold my hand. And so he's just like, all these
• 1:03:44
  Speaker 1: things are happening that's making him just like love favr. Yeah,
• 1:03:46
  Speaker 1: just fit obsessed with her, right, and he starts to
• 1:03:50
  Speaker 1: like see himself in her the way that she had
• 1:03:53
  Speaker 1: to do all this stuff growing up. Right. And then
• 1:03:55
  Speaker 1: from there, I'm pretty sure she's finally coming to terms
• 1:03:57
  Speaker 1: with the fact she's never leaving.
• 1:03:58
  Speaker 2: Yeah, So she starts painting, and she's she starts to
• 1:04:02
  Speaker 2: come out of her skin, which Tamlin sees and starts
• 1:04:05
  Speaker 2: to appreciate. Yes, she starts painting. Tamlin shows her like
• 1:04:09
  Speaker 2: all that cool little like walkway of all the different
• 1:04:12
  Speaker 2: type of fairy art and stuff, and then she's just
• 1:04:13
  Speaker 2: doing her thing, panning all the fucking sex scenes she's
• 1:04:16
  Speaker 2: going to have with Tamlin in the future, right.
• 1:04:19
  Speaker 1: And then so they there comes a point where they're
• 1:04:24
  Speaker 1: out in the garden and Tamlin he's got all these
• 1:04:27
  Speaker 1: crazy sixth senses, right, and he like growls and he says, hide,
• 1:04:30
  Speaker 1: don't come out. She's in a bush and Lucien and
• 1:04:33
  Speaker 1: Tamlin are standing there and just some figure appears and
• 1:04:37
  Speaker 1: starts talking to them, and it's again talking about she
• 1:04:41
  Speaker 1: like she won't like this, she won't like that. She's
• 1:04:44
  Speaker 1: blah blah blah, and Tamlin's like, leave us a fuck alone.
• 1:04:47
  Speaker 1: And it was called the Atour, the att Ator or
• 1:04:50
  Speaker 1: something like that, and he is or they are from
• 1:04:55
  Speaker 1: the night Realm and so basically after that they didn't
• 1:05:01
  Speaker 1: know like that thing didn't see fair oh the human
• 1:05:03
  Speaker 1: And then from that, where when does he release the
• 1:05:08
  Speaker 1: glamour that was over her eyes? And now she's probably
• 1:05:11
  Speaker 1: she sees Prithian for what it is because she actually
• 1:05:13
  Speaker 1: was just seeing she thought that.
• 1:05:15
  Speaker 2: They went to have a picnic and then they're talking
• 1:05:17
  Speaker 2: about the night sky or he can make he can
• 1:05:19
  Speaker 2: make the water look like the night sky or something
• 1:05:20
  Speaker 2: something like that.
• 1:05:21
  Speaker 1: So yeah, he is starting to trust her more. And
• 1:05:25
  Speaker 1: they're at this picnic because they're all becoming really good
• 1:05:27
  Speaker 1: friends and she's just like falling in love and he's
• 1:05:30
  Speaker 1: falling in love, and Lucian's just there just like kind
• 1:05:31
  Speaker 1: of laughing at them, like you guys just need to
• 1:05:33
  Speaker 1: fuck already. And then they're over at this pond having
• 1:05:37
  Speaker 1: a picnic and Lucian leaves and Tamlin goes, oh, the
• 1:05:42
  Speaker 1: willows are singing, and she goes, you're off your head?
• 1:05:46
  Speaker 1: Are you hallucinating? And he's like no, seriously, like you
• 1:05:48
  Speaker 1: don't understand. I've been hiding this from you just so
• 1:05:53
  Speaker 1: your mortal mind could understand, Like wouldn't just explode. And
• 1:05:58
  Speaker 1: he goes and she goes, show me. He's like, us, fairies,
• 1:06:02
  Speaker 1: we don't give stuff out for free. She little kiss something.
• 1:06:08
  Speaker 2: He said something like, I gotta get something back.
• 1:06:09
  Speaker 1: Yea, yeah, I gotta get something. Do you want kiss? Yeah?
• 1:06:14
  Speaker 1: I thought they were going to fuck that in there, bro.
• 1:06:17
  Speaker 1: I thought we weren't done for the way this book
• 1:06:19
  Speaker 1: teases you and gets you so ready for them to smash.
• 1:06:23
  Speaker 2: And I was ready for it the same bro.
• 1:06:25
  Speaker 1: I was ready because oh my god. And then basically
• 1:06:28
  Speaker 1: he releases the glamour and it's amazing. And so then
• 1:06:31
  Speaker 1: the next day she wakes up and he's released the
• 1:06:33
  Speaker 1: glamour on everything, and so she's wigging out because she
• 1:06:37
  Speaker 1: wakes up and usually the slave belly Alice is waking
• 1:06:42
  Speaker 1: her up and getting her ready, but there's this bird
• 1:06:44
  Speaker 1: lady with bark skin. She goes, what's going on where's Alice?
• 1:06:47
  Speaker 1: And Alice is like, you fucking shut up? And so
• 1:06:50
  Speaker 1: she's realized that he's released like the glamour and she
• 1:06:53
  Speaker 1: goes to the halls. What it is? She goes through
• 1:06:55
  Speaker 1: the halls and there's fairy everywhere. She gets in the
• 1:06:57
  Speaker 1: kitchen and she's wigging out or into the into the
• 1:06:59
  Speaker 1: dining room and like, what's up? And she's like it's busy,
• 1:07:02
  Speaker 1: and Lucian laughs and he goes, they've been She thought
• 1:07:08
  Speaker 1: it was an empty manner. Yeah, He's like, they've been
• 1:07:10
  Speaker 1: here the whole time. And so she goes, so, you
• 1:07:12
  Speaker 1: mean when the Pooka, when I followed the Pooka, he
• 1:07:15
  Speaker 1: was like, oh, yeah, you had an audience. She was like, fuck,
• 1:07:19
  Speaker 1: I'm an idiot. So that's why Tamlin went out and
• 1:07:22
  Speaker 1: got it. Okay, now from there, where are we.
• 1:07:27
  Speaker 2: Can we jump? They hang out a bit more, their
• 1:07:30
  Speaker 2: connection gets really strong. Can we jump to fire Night?
• 1:07:32
  Speaker 1: Yeah? We'll go fine, Fine Night? Okay?
• 1:07:34
  Speaker 2: Where where is finite? The one where Tamlin told her not.
• 1:07:39
  Speaker 1: To come to Yes, Fine Night's crazy? Yeah, and then
• 1:07:42
  Speaker 1: she's like, I've got it. I hate how she always
• 1:07:43
  Speaker 1: dis abasing what saying, So do I he's always looking
• 1:07:48
  Speaker 1: at it for him. She's like, no, I've got it.
• 1:07:49
  Speaker 1: She doesn't understand the volume of her fucking actions. Okay,
• 1:07:55
  Speaker 1: he understands, he says. She sees all these things being
• 1:07:58
  Speaker 1: set up, and she's like, what's happening? He says, tonight,
• 1:08:00
  Speaker 1: it's fine nighte he says, And you're not invited. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 1:08:05
  Speaker 1: He was fucking roasting her, and you're not invited. And
• 1:08:09
  Speaker 1: so basically she they finite comes to fruition. She's out
• 1:08:17
  Speaker 1: in the halls after being told to stay in her room,
• 1:08:20
  Speaker 1: and Tamlin's there in like kind of warrior gear and
• 1:08:24
  Speaker 1: the whole thing of fine night of what it is.
• 1:08:27
  Speaker 1: He hasn't really told her yet, but he said there's
• 1:08:29
  Speaker 1: this big tradition where they basically he like gathers all
• 1:08:34
  Speaker 1: the magic of the lands and disperses it or something
• 1:08:36
  Speaker 1: like that. Right. He doesn't say how it happens, though,
• 1:08:39
  Speaker 1: and so she doesn't really understand like the volume of
• 1:08:41
  Speaker 1: this fucking night, this fuck and so it's insane. And
• 1:08:44
  Speaker 1: so he says to her, like, get back into your room.
• 1:08:48
  Speaker 1: Lock the doors, do not come out, do not let
• 1:08:50
  Speaker 1: anyone in. There is fairies here from all these other places.
• 1:08:53
  Speaker 1: I cannot keep you safe out there. Stay in your room.
• 1:08:56
  Speaker 1: He runs off, Yeah, looking majestic as ever, right, golden.
• 1:09:01
  Speaker 1: And so then she starts talking about she's in her
• 1:09:04
  Speaker 1: room and the drums and the Fine Night just overcome
• 1:09:07
  Speaker 1: her body, like and they overcome her body, and she's
• 1:09:11
  Speaker 1: talking and she's like, I can't fucking say it here.
• 1:09:13
  Speaker 1: This bitch goes to fire Night. Yeah, insane, she's hiding there,
• 1:09:18
  Speaker 1: So she said, fine eye. She's like walking around and
• 1:09:21
  Speaker 1: everyone's just like you can tell her all, just like maggot.
• 1:09:23
  Speaker 1: They're all drunk. Different types of fairyes, some with masks,
• 1:09:27
  Speaker 1: some without. So she knows that this fairies from other
• 1:09:29
  Speaker 1: realms because the spring realm, the Spring Court, was the
• 1:09:31
  Speaker 1: only realm where the masks were because they were having
• 1:09:34
  Speaker 1: a masquerade party the night the blight hit. So she's there,
• 1:09:38
  Speaker 1: she's getting knocked around, no one's really recognizing her, no
• 1:09:41
  Speaker 1: one's seeing that she's not a fairy. But then she
• 1:09:44
  Speaker 1: gets grabbed by this group of three fairies and she's
• 1:09:48
  Speaker 1: shit in her pants and they're talking about how much
• 1:09:51
  Speaker 1: fun they're going to have whether when this is over,
• 1:09:52
  Speaker 1: and she thinks they're talking about like dissecting her and
• 1:09:55
  Speaker 1: killing her and all that stuff, right, And then next
• 1:09:58
  Speaker 1: thing she knows there's a figure behinder and these three
• 1:10:03
  Speaker 1: fairies they're like shitting bricks. Turns around and she's like
• 1:10:10
  Speaker 1: explaining that she sees the most handsome looking man she
• 1:10:16
  Speaker 1: has ever seen in her life. He had this aura
• 1:10:20
  Speaker 1: about him, wearing all black, is soft on the eye,
• 1:10:23
  Speaker 1: black air. He was something to look at. These are
• 1:10:26
  Speaker 1: the fairies shit bricks. Yeah, She's kind of like, what okay,
• 1:10:30
  Speaker 1: And then he starts talking to like, human, I haven't
• 1:10:33
  Speaker 1: seen one of your kind in a while, and we
• 1:10:35
  Speaker 1: don't know who this is yet. No, we don't know
• 1:10:37
  Speaker 1: who this is yet, but we do. Are you doing it?
• 1:10:40
  Speaker 1: Oh god? And then and so then she's kind of
• 1:10:44
  Speaker 1: wigging out, and he's kind of just being like, what
• 1:10:46
  Speaker 1: are you doing here? How'd you get in? You know
• 1:10:49
  Speaker 1: you shouldn't be here? What's going on? But if you're
• 1:10:53
  Speaker 1: I think he kind of implies as well, like if
• 1:10:55
  Speaker 1: you're here at the end, right, it's like, okay, stay safe,
• 1:11:00
  Speaker 1: stay far away from here. And so then she goes
• 1:11:04
  Speaker 1: back into like there's a big cave and the fire
• 1:11:07
  Speaker 1: night's going on, the drums a going and she goes back.
• 1:11:08
  Speaker 1: She disobeys this guy as well, and then she's in
• 1:11:10
  Speaker 1: this line with all these fairies and something's about to
• 1:11:13
  Speaker 1: happen right across the fucking road. Loosen spots her next thing.
• 1:11:17
  Speaker 1: You know, I do think he's a beast by the way,
• 1:11:19
  Speaker 1: because this happens, and she goes. In the blink of
• 1:11:20
  Speaker 1: an eye, he was behind her, picks her up like
• 1:11:23
  Speaker 1: she's nothing, runs back to the house, sits her down.
• 1:11:27
  Speaker 1: He says, what the fuck are you doing and explains
• 1:11:29
  Speaker 1: what fire night is. Tamlin gets juiced up by all
• 1:11:34
  Speaker 1: the magic in the lands, by the other fucking high
• 1:11:35
  Speaker 1: lords or some shit, runs into a cave and fucks
• 1:11:40
  Speaker 1: some fairy, has like sweet sweet sex with another fairy,
• 1:11:45
  Speaker 1: and he says, I have to get you out of there.
• 1:11:47
  Speaker 1: You have to stay here. It's broke my heart as well.
• 1:11:49
  Speaker 1: I have to run back because he goes I'm telling
• 1:11:52
  Speaker 1: you right now, it's not the Tamlin. You know, when
• 1:11:55
  Speaker 1: he's in this state, it is not the Tamlin. You know.
• 1:11:58
  Speaker 1: I have to run back right now because when he
• 1:12:00
  Speaker 1: he smells you that you were there, he will look
• 1:12:02
  Speaker 1: for you, and you do not wanted him to see you.
• 1:12:06
  Speaker 1: So she goes back and then she's like in bed,
• 1:12:09
  Speaker 1: she can't sleep, and then finally she hears something out
• 1:12:13
  Speaker 1: in the hall. She goes out, who is it, Tamla.
• 1:12:17
  Speaker 2: And he's it sounded like he was drunk. It was like,
• 1:12:20
  Speaker 2: what's what's We don't know the effects. It's sort of
• 1:12:23
  Speaker 2: like a something that depicts something in real life. Yeah,
• 1:12:25
  Speaker 2: it's like a drunk guy coming back to his girlfriend.
• 1:12:27
  Speaker 1: He's like, he's like, why weren't you there? He said,
• 1:12:29
  Speaker 1: I smell you. Yeah, I was looking for you the
• 1:12:32
  Speaker 1: one I found. She wanted me to give it to
• 1:12:34
  Speaker 1: a rough but faired you. I would have fucked you slow.
• 1:12:38
  Speaker 1: I would have had you calling my name this word
• 1:12:40
  Speaker 1: for word what he said. I would have had you
• 1:12:41
  Speaker 1: calling my name. Yeah, And she's like sitting there, she's shuddering,
• 1:12:45
  Speaker 1: and he has it pinned up against a wall and
• 1:12:47
  Speaker 1: he's like, don't disobeer me again. She goes, don't tell
• 1:12:50
  Speaker 1: me what to do, and he bought her. Yes, but
• 1:12:57
  Speaker 1: I felt bad for her too.
• 1:12:58
  Speaker 2: The same fuck someone else? Yeah, I got the fuck
• 1:13:01
  Speaker 2: are you doing, Tamlin?
• 1:13:02
  Speaker 1: Yeah? And then the next morning she goes down and
• 1:13:05
  Speaker 1: she thinks she's being all sassy she was gonna cover
• 1:13:08
  Speaker 1: up the bruise at the bike.
• 1:13:09
  Speaker 2: She was like, fuck it.
• 1:13:10
  Speaker 1: And then she goes, fuck it, he did it, he
• 1:13:12
  Speaker 1: can answer to. She goes down, this is down across.
• 1:13:16
  Speaker 1: It's right across from Tamblin where she from Lucian, where
• 1:13:18
  Speaker 1: she doesn't really sit, and Lucian goes, what's that and
• 1:13:22
  Speaker 1: she's like, ask your friend. Yeah, and Tamblin goes, if
• 1:13:24
  Speaker 1: you disobey me, that's gonna happen, and she was like.
• 1:13:26
  Speaker 2: Fuck ro fucking crazy okay.
• 1:13:30
  Speaker 1: And so then apparent and then kind of she like
• 1:13:33
  Speaker 1: hop skip and jumps straight away in like four sentences
• 1:13:35
  Speaker 1: and goes, we apologize later, blah blah blah, we're friends
• 1:13:37
  Speaker 1: again whatever. And so then from there we're going to
• 1:13:40
  Speaker 1: skip up to Solstice. Yes, okay, yes, so Solstice isn't
• 1:13:44
  Speaker 1: This is like maybe a month later or a couple
• 1:13:46
  Speaker 1: of weeks later. Solstice is the longest day of the year,
• 1:13:48
  Speaker 1: and they celebrate summer. Big party, big party. She is
• 1:13:51
  Speaker 1: invited to this. Yes, everyone's having the greatest time ever.
• 1:13:55
  Speaker 1: She starts drinking, let her guards down. Yes, she drinks
• 1:13:58
  Speaker 1: the Fairies wine. She Drinksblin told her was okay, Lucian
• 1:14:03
  Speaker 1: was begging her not to drink the fairy wine.
• 1:14:05
  Speaker 2: Yeah, and then no, and then we'll go she's drunk
• 1:14:10
  Speaker 2: the wine. And then Tamlin's playing that instrument.
• 1:14:13
  Speaker 1: Yes, he's playing an instrument.
• 1:14:14
  Speaker 2: And then she just like describes his forearms and then
• 1:14:17
  Speaker 2: like moves up to his chest and his things unbuttoned,
• 1:14:20
  Speaker 2: and she's like she's high as fucking as well. She's
• 1:14:22
  Speaker 2: just getting like turned off describing him as well, and
• 1:14:27
  Speaker 2: he just doesn't give fuck. She said something or said
• 1:14:30
  Speaker 2: something like I'm sorry I drank the wine or something,
• 1:14:32
  Speaker 2: and he just didn't even respond.
• 1:14:33
  Speaker 1: Lucian I apologized, he said I tried to stop her,
• 1:14:36
  Speaker 1: and he goes Lucien, he like waves him off. He
• 1:14:39
  Speaker 1: goes go out have fun, and then he's like I'll
• 1:14:41
  Speaker 1: handle it. Yeah, I'll take care of her. And apparently
• 1:14:43
  Speaker 1: they dance until the dawn, bro, and then you have
• 1:14:48
  Speaker 1: to talk about what happened at dawn? Where were they happened?
• 1:14:52
  Speaker 2: This is the first proper sex scene me and Jake
• 1:14:56
  Speaker 2: have ever experienced.
• 1:14:57
  Speaker 1: But they didn't have sex yet scene. No, they just
• 1:15:01
  Speaker 1: they just made out.
• 1:15:02
  Speaker 2: And then they have sex out.
• 1:15:03
  Speaker 4: No, they had sex, what I don't think they did oh.
• 1:15:06
  Speaker 4: I thought that was what it was alluding to, maybe,
• 1:15:10
  Speaker 4: but I don't think so. They made out hard, right,
• 1:15:15
  Speaker 4: And she said that at the end of this chapter
• 1:15:17
  Speaker 4: of them making out, she said that she had a
• 1:15:18
  Speaker 4: tear in her eye and it's the happiest moment of
• 1:15:20
  Speaker 4: her life.
• 1:15:21
  Speaker 1: Or they watched the sunrise after this big night of partying.
• 1:15:24
  Speaker 1: This is the first time they properly made out mate, right,
• 1:15:26
  Speaker 1: And so then it's kind of like all happy happy,
• 1:15:31
  Speaker 1: And then they're eating lunch because they slept in that
• 1:15:35
  Speaker 1: day until midday. They're eating lunch.
• 1:15:38
  Speaker 2: They had sex then too, oh, and then the next
• 1:15:41
  Speaker 2: one was there, yeah.
• 1:15:44
  Speaker 1: And so what happened. What happens is they're eating lunch
• 1:15:49
  Speaker 1: and Tamlin grouse because he senses something, and then Lucien
• 1:15:53
  Speaker 1: senses it and he's like okay. He's like, get favrah
• 1:15:59
  Speaker 1: to the to the c yeah, and then over to
• 1:16:02
  Speaker 1: the curtain. She's like, what's going on and they're like
• 1:16:04
  Speaker 1: go now. She runs over to the curtain. Tamlin stands
• 1:16:07
  Speaker 1: in front of her with his sword down, ready to fight.
• 1:16:10
  Speaker 1: She said, he's never seen him this serious, so not tamilin.
• 1:16:12
  Speaker 1: Lucian's covering her and then Tamlin he sits down kind
• 1:16:16
  Speaker 1: of like as if relaxed. He's alone, He's all alone.
• 1:16:20
  Speaker 1: And she said she can tell that Lucian put a
• 1:16:23
  Speaker 1: glamour over her so the person coming in couldn't see her.
• 1:16:26
  Speaker 1: And then who the fox strolls in, the guy, the
• 1:16:29
  Speaker 1: guy that saved her on fire, those three fairies, and
• 1:16:34
  Speaker 1: she was like the fuck yeah, and then Tamlin goes, recent,
• 1:16:40
  Speaker 1: what do you want? Yeah, and he's like, I haven't
• 1:16:42
  Speaker 1: seen you in forty years, forty nine years, Tamlin, you
• 1:16:45
  Speaker 1: call me that, That's all I get. This motherfucker is powerful.
• 1:16:51
  Speaker 1: And then Luiful and all of them, Lucian's got balls.
• 1:16:53
  Speaker 1: He goes, what's Amarantha's horde doing? Yeah, we finally learn
• 1:16:58
  Speaker 1: her name. Who this sheet is?
• 1:17:00
  Speaker 2: Yeah, Amarantha, but we still don't have of what she is.
• 1:17:03
  Speaker 2: We know who resent it, we know she's powerful, and
• 1:17:05
  Speaker 2: reason's there and he's like, did you get my gift? Oh?
• 1:17:08
  Speaker 2: We forgot to talk about that, And it was the head.
• 1:17:10
  Speaker 2: We forgot to mention that he left. There was just
• 1:17:12
  Speaker 2: a random fairy.
• 1:17:13
  Speaker 1: Head, was it?
• 1:17:14
  Speaker 2: Yeah, So there was a fairy head on a stake,
• 1:17:17
  Speaker 2: and it was because like he knows the Blight's back.
• 1:17:19
  Speaker 1: Well, he knows the blight's back, and what it was
• 1:17:22
  Speaker 1: was it was very fresh, and Tamlin says, when they
• 1:17:25
  Speaker 1: found it, this couldn't have been here more than a
• 1:17:27
  Speaker 1: couple of hours. And the message that's being sent with
• 1:17:30
  Speaker 1: that is, hey, I got through your security and out undetected.
• 1:17:34
  Speaker 1: You fucking suck. And so he comes in and he goes,
• 1:17:37
  Speaker 1: did you get my message? And Tamlin was like, yeah,
• 1:17:39
  Speaker 1: not funny. Some deadheads, Yeah not funny. So up until
• 1:17:42
  Speaker 1: this point, right, Tamlin is pure beast, pure animal. No
• 1:17:46
  Speaker 1: one can even threaten him. Tamlin's shit in his fucking
• 1:17:48
  Speaker 1: pants with this guy. He's weak, bullshit this pants. I
• 1:17:51
  Speaker 1: go the biggest dick from Tatlin right because he Reson's
• 1:17:54
  Speaker 1: about to leave and he's talking about her again. He's
• 1:17:57
  Speaker 1: about Amarantha and I don't really know what she's gonna do,
• 1:17:59
  Speaker 1: but basically he's just gonna be like, Oh, they're going
• 1:18:01
  Speaker 1: to keep on coming. I don't know what's happening yet.
• 1:18:03
  Speaker 1: And then he's about to leave and he notices there's
• 1:18:05
  Speaker 1: a table set for three, and he goes, ah, where's
• 1:18:08
  Speaker 1: your guest? And then he looks over at Lucian and
• 1:18:10
  Speaker 1: he goes, how dare you glamor me waves it off,
• 1:18:14
  Speaker 1: sees favor recognize her, and he goes, thought, I told
• 1:18:17
  Speaker 1: you to stay far bro okay, and then basically he's like,
• 1:18:23
  Speaker 1: what are you doing here? And Lucian says that this
• 1:18:24
  Speaker 1: is my girlfriend, the girl, and then and then he goes, Lucian,
• 1:18:28
  Speaker 1: I didn't you know, didn't expect you to, like I
• 1:18:31
  Speaker 1: thought you weren't over that one girl that you were
• 1:18:33
  Speaker 1: in love with. I didn't expect you to go down
• 1:18:35
  Speaker 1: to mortal filth or something. I don't know whatever. Lucian
• 1:18:38
  Speaker 1: used to have a girlfriend and got killed. Lucians from
• 1:18:40
  Speaker 1: the Autumn Court. Guys, we're leaving it out, but there's
• 1:18:42
  Speaker 1: too much info. There's heaps of info. Lucian used to
• 1:18:44
  Speaker 1: be high he's high lord whatever he was going to be.
• 1:18:47
  Speaker 1: And then Tamlin gets up and he's like Recent leave
• 1:18:51
  Speaker 1: and he goes and he's like, please don't don't tell
• 1:18:55
  Speaker 1: Amarantha because Recent gets reads her mind. It's Favorites, money
• 1:19:00
  Speaker 1: comes down to her. Lucien's like, get the way and
• 1:19:03
  Speaker 1: he literally he goes. She's like he just like swipe
• 1:19:06
  Speaker 1: a loution away like he was nothing, goes down and
• 1:19:09
  Speaker 1: he's like, he said that she said that he's like
• 1:19:11
  Speaker 1: reading her mind and like scraping a metal fucking fork
• 1:19:14
  Speaker 1: on her brain or something is what it felt like.
• 1:19:16
  Speaker 1: She was wigging out and he's like, Tamlin's like, reason,
• 1:19:19
  Speaker 1: stop enough, and he goes, ah, you don't even want
• 1:19:24
  Speaker 1: to know the thoughts that she's having about you, Tamlor,
• 1:19:26
  Speaker 1: and then he like reads her mind and he realized
• 1:19:28
  Speaker 1: that it's Tamblin's misss and he goes, I wonder what
• 1:19:31
  Speaker 1: she would think about this, like Amarantha, and Tamlin fucking goes,
• 1:19:35
  Speaker 1: please don't tell her, and he goes, beg me. Tamlin
• 1:19:38
  Speaker 1: gets down on his hands and he was the best,
• 1:19:41
  Speaker 1: puts his fucking face on the floor and says, please
• 1:19:44
  Speaker 1: don't tell Amarantha. I'm begging you. This motherfucker got down
• 1:19:47
  Speaker 1: and begged like a bitch.
• 1:19:50
  Speaker 2: I'm upset about it, but I know, I know, I
• 1:19:52
  Speaker 2: know because we thought he was the best. And then
• 1:19:54
  Speaker 2: recent leaves yep. Eventually finally and he goes, I'll think
• 1:19:57
  Speaker 2: about it. I may tell her, I may not.
• 1:19:59
  Speaker 1: And and oh this is sad but also good. Yeah,
• 1:20:02
  Speaker 1: I'm pissed off about this.
• 1:20:03
  Speaker 2: So Tamlin goes, you've got to leave. Yeah, it comes
• 1:20:07
  Speaker 2: in the next morning. It's not saying no, no, it comes
• 1:20:10
  Speaker 2: in that night. It was yeah, it's not it's not
• 1:20:12
  Speaker 2: safe you And she's like, what do you mean. I've
• 1:20:14
  Speaker 2: just come to terms that this is my forever place.
• 1:20:17
  Speaker 2: It's like, it's not safe you're here. And then he
• 1:20:18
  Speaker 2: explains like how it's going to all work out of
• 1:20:20
  Speaker 2: Selby family and.
• 1:20:22
  Speaker 1: She's like, no, we can't have that. She's like, what
• 1:20:24
  Speaker 1: about the treaty and he says, I've taken on your Yeah,
• 1:20:26
  Speaker 1: I've taken it on for you, and if someone comes
• 1:20:28
  Speaker 1: for me, then if they have a problem, they can
• 1:20:31
  Speaker 1: take it up with me. Yeah. Yeah, So how do
• 1:20:33
  Speaker 1: we explain this bit? The way it's written was so, guys, nice,
• 1:20:38
  Speaker 1: fuck it. I'm reading it. I know I know everything
• 1:20:41
  Speaker 1: about this. Page two forty seven is there? This is seven.
• 1:20:48
  Speaker 2: He had that in his head. He's been reading that
• 1:20:49
  Speaker 2: more than once.
• 1:20:51
  Speaker 1: You don't even I went red. All right, here we
• 1:20:55
  Speaker 1: go to forty fucking seven. He lunged a beast, freed
• 1:21:03
  Speaker 1: of its tether. We were tangled, so we were a
• 1:21:06
  Speaker 1: tangle of limbs, and teeth. I tore at his clothes
• 1:21:09
  Speaker 1: until they were on the floor, then tore at his skin.
• 1:21:12
  Speaker 1: Then I marked him down as his back, his arms,
• 1:21:16
  Speaker 1: his caws were out but devastatingly gentle on my hips
• 1:21:20
  Speaker 1: as he slid down between my thighs and feasted on me,
• 1:21:23
  Speaker 1: stopping only after I shuddered and fractured. I was moaning
• 1:21:26
  Speaker 1: his name when he sheathed himself inside me in a
• 1:21:29
  Speaker 1: powerful slow thrust that had me spilintering around him. We
• 1:21:33
  Speaker 1: moved together, unending and wild burning. And when I and
• 1:21:39
  Speaker 1: when I went over the edge the next time, he
• 1:21:41
  Speaker 1: roared and went with me ha ha ah man. And
• 1:21:47
  Speaker 1: then she goes on to be like and then we
• 1:21:50
  Speaker 1: chilled ait for a bit and then we just fucked again. Yeah.
• 1:21:53
  Speaker 2: Yeah, we had like a passionate love making session.
• 1:21:55
  Speaker 1: No, it relaxed.
• 1:21:56
  Speaker 2: It was like an effortless love making session. And then
• 1:22:00
  Speaker 2: but then she wakes up and she's expecting like they're
• 1:22:03
  Speaker 2: on good terms and everything, like.
• 1:22:04
  Speaker 1: She's gonna stay. Yeah, she's not going to send her home.
• 1:22:08
  Speaker 1: She he's sending her back to her family.
• 1:22:09
  Speaker 2: Yeah, She's like no, had say, it's like, well good.
• 1:22:11
  Speaker 2: Then she then she's he's just like Tams like pack
• 1:22:13
  Speaker 2: your things.
• 1:22:14
  Speaker 1: Yeah, he's like, you gotta go, and she's like what
• 1:22:15
  Speaker 1: She's like, I got what I wanted. Yeah, it's fucked bro.
• 1:22:18
  Speaker 1: And then she just like leaves and I was like,
• 1:22:20
  Speaker 1: what if she gets sent home and he ends it
• 1:22:22
  Speaker 1: and you know what else he does. He sticks his
• 1:22:24
  Speaker 1: head in in the carriage and goes, don't forget I
• 1:22:26
  Speaker 1: love you. Yeah, she's leaving.
• 1:22:27
  Speaker 2: That was fun. It's another thing of like, that's fucking
• 1:22:30
  Speaker 2: depicting men. Yeah, they'll say I love you everything. This
• 1:22:33
  Speaker 2: mother fucker. I know it's going to work out, but
• 1:22:35
  Speaker 2: still it's not the right thing to do.
• 1:22:36
  Speaker 1: And she gets home and her parents and her dad's
• 1:22:37
  Speaker 1: just rich. Yeah, she gets back and she's like no,
• 1:22:40
  Speaker 1: sister's like, who the fuck are you. Yeah, they didn't
• 1:22:42
  Speaker 1: recognize that she wasn't so skinny anymore.
• 1:22:44
  Speaker 2: Yeah, we didn't touch on the fact that Frey has
• 1:22:46
  Speaker 2: got even hotter has got like she described like, you
• 1:22:49
  Speaker 2: don't see my muscles anymore.
• 1:22:51
  Speaker 1: Yeah, like her her family was under the impression that
• 1:22:55
  Speaker 1: she was away looking after her aunts. She doesn't. They
• 1:22:58
  Speaker 1: don't know that she was in Priythian. But yeah, she's
• 1:23:01
  Speaker 1: back now, and and chapter ended with her just like
• 1:23:04
  Speaker 1: kind of just have been back for about three days
• 1:23:06
  Speaker 1: or something.
• 1:23:06
  Speaker 2: She checked out the old crib. I was like, what
• 1:23:08
  Speaker 2: was this shit all about?
• 1:23:09
  Speaker 1: Yeah? Family, she's also just rich, Like Tamlin sent her
• 1:23:12
  Speaker 1: back with jewels.
• 1:23:14
  Speaker 2: Yeah. Yeah, and then like her dad's counted and she
• 1:23:16
  Speaker 2: had no and she and Tamlin fixed her dad's knee.
• 1:23:19
  Speaker 1: Yeah, Tamlin fixed her dad's knee. Tamlin gave apparently he
• 1:23:23
  Speaker 1: like set her dad up. Well, so well, you guys
• 1:23:26
  Speaker 1: need to read this, but we can't give you all
• 1:23:27
  Speaker 1: the details. Will be here for four hours. But okay,
• 1:23:30
  Speaker 1: that's what we're up to. Predictions.
• 1:23:31
  Speaker 2: Mine's crazy, you go, Okay, I actually have no direction.
• 1:23:36
  Speaker 2: So what I thought was going to happen was they
• 1:23:38
  Speaker 2: were gonna have sex and then she wasn't gonna leave,
• 1:23:40
  Speaker 2: Like they're gonna fight for each other for her to stay,
• 1:23:42
  Speaker 2: but she's left already. So I think Prithian's gonna get
• 1:23:46
  Speaker 2: a ship, like absolutely everything's going to take a takeover.
• 1:23:50
  Speaker 2: Amarantha's gonna find out like everything and hate Tamlin, and
• 1:23:53
  Speaker 2: then they're gonna like fight and the Light's going to
• 1:23:55
  Speaker 2: take over. Something is going to go down there. Yeah,
• 1:23:58
  Speaker 2: and Tamlin's gonna need for her for something, favorite for something, Okay,
• 1:24:02
  Speaker 2: but I don't know. But he needs a reason to
• 1:24:05
  Speaker 2: come back and get her. But I don't know what
• 1:24:06
  Speaker 2: that reason is.
• 1:24:07
  Speaker 1: Because he says to her that this is not the
• 1:24:10
  Speaker 1: last time we will see each other, and he says,
• 1:24:12
  Speaker 1: I love you, and he's going to figure it out
• 1:24:14
  Speaker 1: and she'll be back, right, that's yours.
• 1:24:17
  Speaker 2: I reckon, there's gonna be something where that Land's going
• 1:24:20
  Speaker 2: to be fighting and some reason being a human is
• 1:24:22
  Speaker 2: going to be a superpower that they can't see her
• 1:24:24
  Speaker 2: or something and she's going to become a beast something
• 1:24:27
  Speaker 2: like that.
• 1:24:28
  Speaker 1: I like it. Yeah, I like that. Okay. The whole
• 1:24:32
  Speaker 1: purpose of him sending her home was so that the
• 1:24:37
  Speaker 1: fairies from the Night Realm cannot find her. Okay. He says,
• 1:24:43
  Speaker 1: have your wits about you because they will have spies. Okay,
• 1:24:48
  Speaker 1: this is crazy and outlandish of me, I think genuinely
• 1:24:53
  Speaker 1: because of the way she explained resand the night that
• 1:24:59
  Speaker 1: he saves her from those fairies are fine.
• 1:25:01
  Speaker 2: I reckon, she's going to fuck him.
• 1:25:02
  Speaker 1: I reckon love Triangle recent and favor fuck. Oh fuck,
• 1:25:10
  Speaker 1: I think I see it.
• 1:25:13
  Speaker 2: It's got potential. It's got potential.
• 1:25:15
  Speaker 1: And I'll tell you what I'll I'm throwing my book
• 1:25:17
  Speaker 1: if that happens, I'm throwing my book at a window.
• 1:25:20
  Speaker 2: If that, do you, Reckon, Reason's gonna come looking for her,
• 1:25:24
  Speaker 2: and then she's gonna be like, I fucking hate Tamlin
• 1:25:26
  Speaker 2: now I and out a spot. She's gonna fucking because
• 1:25:29
  Speaker 2: so she's.
• 1:25:29
  Speaker 1: Gonna be mad at sending her. She's gonna end up
• 1:25:32
  Speaker 1: just fucking hating Tamlin for sending her away.
• 1:25:35
  Speaker 2: Reason's gonna find her after this. I love you bullshit
• 1:25:39
  Speaker 2: like that toxicity. I'm thinking that could happen. It's like,
• 1:25:41
  Speaker 2: just remember I love you and then leave like fuck ofugh.
• 1:25:44
  Speaker 1: Tamlin's gonna be jealous and you're gonna try and get
• 1:25:46
  Speaker 1: her back, And bro, I see it. I I just
• 1:25:50
  Speaker 1: because of the way she explained what he looked like,
• 1:25:53
  Speaker 1: why else.
• 1:25:53
  Speaker 2: Would you do it?
• 1:25:55
  Speaker 1: Why else would you explain that? Because she's obviously sexually
• 1:25:58
  Speaker 1: attracted to and he is Amarantha's whore, so oh no,
• 1:26:06
  Speaker 1: here we go.
• 1:26:06
  Speaker 2: So she will fuck recent and Amarantha will find out
• 1:26:09
  Speaker 2: and Amarantha will be like, she has to die.
• 1:26:11
  Speaker 1: But Reson is going to fall in love with him,
• 1:26:13
  Speaker 1: and he's going to try and save her. And Tamlin
• 1:26:16
  Speaker 1: and Recent they're going to have to work together to
• 1:26:18
  Speaker 1: kill Amarantha to protect the one they love, and they're
• 1:26:21
  Speaker 1: both doing it to win Bayra's love, and she has
• 1:26:24
  Speaker 1: to choose this. Holy shit on you, this could.
• 1:26:27
  Speaker 2: Be so right or so wrong.
• 1:26:28
  Speaker 1: I like it. I love it.
• 1:26:30
  Speaker 2: And then we're obviously going to find out Amarantha is
• 1:26:33
  Speaker 2: going to be a fucking weapon.
• 1:26:34
  Speaker 1: Oh, I don't even she has to be. She has
• 1:26:38
  Speaker 1: to be, and she's going to be. Clearly she is
• 1:26:40
  Speaker 1: older than Prithy in itself because the high lords are
• 1:26:44
  Speaker 1: supposed to be the most powerful, but she's more powerful
• 1:26:47
  Speaker 1: because I don't think she's a high lord. I imagine Recent.
• 1:26:49
  Speaker 1: I'm pretty sure Recent is fucking yeah, I'm pretty sure
• 1:26:52
  Speaker 1: Recent is the high lord of the Night Realm and
• 1:26:55
  Speaker 1: she's higher up.
• 1:26:56
  Speaker 2: Yeah, that one's so weak.
• 1:26:57
  Speaker 1: I thought it was gonna be the best. Talmon was
• 1:26:59
  Speaker 1: a fucking I'm hate Tamlin. Yeah, Lucian Love, Yeah, Yeah,
• 1:27:03
  Speaker 1: Lucien Love. Yeah, Tamlin, you're a pussy.
• 1:27:05
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:27:05
  Speaker 1: Legitimately, like, just fucking tell the.
• 1:27:07
  Speaker 2: Truth from the start, maybe going back to the start
• 1:27:09
  Speaker 2: of the episode. True, yeah, maybe so, guys, that was fucked.
• 1:27:17
  Speaker 1: Next chapter we're going to read together where we're going
• 1:27:21
  Speaker 1: to go do because we we how many chapters in
• 1:27:24
  Speaker 1: the book. It's forty five and fifteen. Last time we
• 1:27:27
  Speaker 1: end it.
• 1:27:28
  Speaker 2: Shit, this went way quicker than I thought.
• 1:27:29
  Speaker 1: So chapter thirty and the last chapter okay, chapter forty five,
• 1:27:37
  Speaker 1: because then it goes to acknowledgments.
• 1:27:39
  Speaker 2: Okay, shit, there's a lot of the acknowledgements.
• 1:27:42
  Speaker 1: So that's the finish.
• 1:27:45
  Speaker 2: That's too much because that recap just took fucking half
• 1:27:47
  Speaker 2: an hour. Let's do seven, yeah, seven half seven chapters.
• 1:27:50
  Speaker 2: Seven chapters because the recap took a long time.
• 1:27:52
  Speaker 1: Yeah, so seven chapters, so the recap next time doesn't
• 1:27:55
  Speaker 1: take as long, and there's two more episodes, and then
• 1:27:57
  Speaker 1: we're onto the next fucking book.
• 1:27:58
  Speaker 2: Fuck already, man, life changing life.
• 1:28:01
  Speaker 1: We've been told the next book's better. Yeah.
• 1:28:03
  Speaker 2: Mate, this is the first time it's picked up, and
• 1:28:04
  Speaker 2: everyone's like, wait, do it gets to the end of
• 1:28:06
  Speaker 2: I'm like, ok, I've waited it long enough.
• 1:28:07
  Speaker 1: And also, here's one thing I noticed, so on the
• 1:28:09
  Speaker 1: comments of our last video on Instagram of the book update, right, people,
• 1:28:16
  Speaker 1: I think I said something like I just want Fair
• 1:28:18
  Speaker 1: to admit she just wants to get railed by Tamlin.
• 1:28:21
  Speaker 1: And someone commented like, oh, just you wait, like cause
• 1:28:25
  Speaker 1: you said, oh, you think there's gonna be some sexy scenes,
• 1:28:27
  Speaker 1: And then someone else commented, like sexy scenes understatement. Okay,
• 1:28:30
  Speaker 1: the first sex scene we've read, it was good, don't
• 1:28:34
  Speaker 1: get me wrong. Yeah it's good. But I'm expecting way
• 1:28:37
  Speaker 1: fucking more from those car I was expecting like a
• 1:28:39
  Speaker 1: full full chapter. I was expecting a full chat, yes, Sair,
• 1:28:42
  Speaker 1: I expected one full chapter to be a sex session. Yeah, yeah,
• 1:28:47
  Speaker 1: I don't know.
• 1:28:47
  Speaker 2: I'm not gonna lie like all these smart books that
• 1:28:51
  Speaker 2: I genuinely thought it was all just sex.
• 1:28:53
  Speaker 1: The storyline is crazy.
• 1:28:54
  Speaker 2: Well this is only like this isn't really smart.
• 1:28:56
  Speaker 1: This is like sexy scene. Okay, let's this. I love this. Yeah,
• 1:29:00
  Speaker 1: this is like fantasy.
• 1:29:02
  Speaker 2: Fantasy with a little bit of sexiness in it, whereas
• 1:29:04
  Speaker 2: like we don't even know what that world is, Like,
• 1:29:05
  Speaker 2: ohly shit, that's probably down the track when we've got
• 1:29:08
  Speaker 2: some experience, we're like losing our virginity our book of virginity.
• 1:29:12
  Speaker 2: Fantasy didn't make you horny at all, I was thinking,
• 1:29:15
  Speaker 2: so a lot of comments are girls read books for
• 1:29:19
  Speaker 2: porn and guys watch porn? And I was like, this
• 1:29:21
  Speaker 2: is quite nice. I feel quite like. I don't know
• 1:29:25
  Speaker 2: how to describe the feeling when I'm reading a sexy
• 1:29:27
  Speaker 2: scene because I'm not getting a boner.
• 1:29:29
  Speaker 1: No, I wasn't getting a boner, but I was picturing it.
• 1:29:31
  Speaker 1: Like when she said something, she goes like I straddled him,
• 1:29:35
  Speaker 1: like I feel sexy, Like I just felt sexy, and
• 1:29:39
  Speaker 1: when guys wank like I don't feel sexy. No, I
• 1:29:42
  Speaker 1: feel quite gros like it felt reading it felt good.
• 1:29:46
  Speaker 1: I felt like this is nice. Yeah, that's cool. It
• 1:29:49
  Speaker 1: was finny. Yeah, I fuck crazy. I liked it. I
• 1:29:51
  Speaker 1: didn't think i'd ever read this shit. I love it.
• 1:29:53
  Speaker 2: That's really it's really it's an insight into a world
• 1:29:55
  Speaker 2: we didn't even like realize.
• 1:29:56
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's cool. We go and wed. Not that I
• 1:29:59
  Speaker 1: did like giving them long episodes, but sorry, guys, we
• 1:30:02
  Speaker 1: got to work on this.
• 1:30:05
  Speaker 2: We might have to do a whole fucking special episode
• 1:30:07
  Speaker 2: to finish it. To finish it, yeah, she or we
• 1:30:10
  Speaker 2: can make like a whole new episode just for Baddies
• 1:30:13
  Speaker 2: book Club.
• 1:30:14
  Speaker 1: Maybe we should do that. That's an extra episode every week.
• 1:30:17
  Speaker 2: Like it's just us, Like no structure is talking about
• 1:30:20
  Speaker 2: the book.
• 1:30:21
  Speaker 1: Wow, because we just talked about it for forty five minutes.
• 1:30:23
  Speaker 1: That's fucked.
• 1:30:25
  Speaker 2: That's someone.
• 1:30:32
  Speaker 1: Okay, guys, you know what time it is time to
• 1:30:34
  Speaker 1: call one of you wonderful baddies. If you do want
• 1:30:37
  Speaker 1: to be called by us to finish off an episode,
• 1:30:41
  Speaker 1: to end an episode, then linkers into the description to
• 1:30:44
  Speaker 1: go sign up and yeah, today we are calling Sophie.
• 1:30:48
  Speaker 2: Let's do it.
• 1:30:51
  Speaker 1: Hello.
• 1:30:51
  Speaker 2: Hello, is that Sophie? Yeah, it's Audie and Jake from
• 1:30:54
  Speaker 2: the Relatables podcast.
• 1:30:55
  Speaker 1: How's it going?
• 1:30:57
  Speaker 2: No way, Hi, how are you? We are really good?
• 1:30:59
  Speaker 2: Thank you. We would like to ask you to sign
• 1:31:02
  Speaker 2: off the episode if that's all right?
• 1:31:04
  Speaker 1: Oh?
• 1:31:04
  Speaker 2: Absolutely, have you got something up your locker already? I do.
• 1:31:09
  Speaker 2: Let me grab it out of my notes. App.
• 1:31:12
  Speaker 1: Yes, we are prepared. I wrote it down today.
• 1:31:16
  Speaker 2: Yes, yes, it's fate.
• 1:31:19
  Speaker 1: That we called you. I've found a quote. I heard
• 1:31:24
  Speaker 1: it on the radio.
• 1:31:28
  Speaker 2: Okay, it don't.
• 1:31:30
  Speaker 1: Grieve as if they were the one grieves the fact
• 1:31:33
  Speaker 1: that they weren't the one of the time radio spitting facts.
• 1:31:41
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• 1:31:46
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• 1:31:50
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• 1:31:52
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