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Amazing Atheist Lost Documentary · Brett Keane and Eve Show

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  I guess I should talk a little bit about Brett Keene and what
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  what his videos have meant to me.
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  Now, before I even logged on, before I was even a member of
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  this site, before I decided that I was going to make videos of my
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  own, I used to watch Brett Keene's videos.
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  Now, back in those days, he did not show his face.
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  He did not. It was just a voice.
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  It was always just a picture and a voice, and I liked his voice
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  immediately. I I would be lying if I said I
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  had a but I would be. I would be lying if I said I had
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  a positive first impression. My first impression was that he
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  was way too abrasive, way too angry, way too way too dark, and
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  maybe a little bit. He seemed kind of cynical and
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  hard bitten, and that really wasn't the kind of atheism I
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  wanted to to talk about here on YouTube.
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  But after actually being in the trenches for about, you know, a
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  few weeks and realizing the level of stupidity I was up
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  against here, I started to come around a lot more to his way of
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  thinking. And if you watch my earlier
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  videos, you can see a much more passive amazing atheist.
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  It wasn't until what's his face made his little video about how
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  atheism, how he hates atheists and how atheists are a bunch of
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  douche bags and how all of our arguments are invalid and such
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  and so on. And I did my first rage video
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  and that was when kind of the Amazing Atheist really came into
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  his own. And that was when I started
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  really. And that's when I started really
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  paying more attention to Brett Keene and started watching his
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  videos and started watching him use the Bible against people,
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  started listening to him and learning new things about the
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  parts of the Bible that you're not taught to read in church,
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  which I've never really been to, maybe a few times.
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  So I was, I would say after that he became probably my favorite
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  atheist on YouTube and I pretty much watched, I don't watch all
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  his videos because he does post a lot, but I usually watch at
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  least one or two of his videos a day.
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  I'm always sure to rate them. I try to comment whenever I have
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  anything pertinent to say, but I'm not all, I'm not the kind of
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  person who's just going to say it's good because I've got so
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  many videos of my own. And with YouTube's comment
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  limits, it's I try not to waste a comment unless I have anything
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  really valuable to say. So that's the reason I don't
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  always comment, but I, I always rate it and I always give it
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  five stars because it's always worthy of it anyway.
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  You know, I knew I kind of saw from the start that this was
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  someone who was going to step on toes.
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  This is someone who isn't going to sit well with everyone.
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  Even initially when I wasn't crazy about him, I kind of said
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  to myself, you know, but he's out there and he's just has his
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  style and he's fighting the fight the way he sees it.
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  And you know, I knew I wasn't going to do anything about it.
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  But I know that some people can't stand anyone with a
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  different approach. They always think that everyone
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  has to think the same way they do Mr. Morton Blogs is a good
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  example of that. Hard case Owns is apparently
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  another good example, although I expected better from him, but
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  I'm not going to get to him until the end of this video
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  looking at bread. I kind of, I saw that this is
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  someone who's been beaten down quite a few times in his life,
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  even before I heard the stories before he started talking about
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  his mother's suicide and all of his other problems that he's had
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  through his life, mostly relating to religion, mostly
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  relating to, you know, just really shitty luck in some
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  departments, at least for a while there.
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  It seems like he's doing all right now.
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  He's got a beautiful family and a beautiful wife and all that
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  and, and all that stuff that, you know, the American dream out
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  there. And he's seems like he's living
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  a pretty good life now. But I could tell that he was
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  someone who'd been beaten down so many times, someone who you
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  can really hear in his voice, you know, you can you can see it
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  in his face. You can see it in his air.
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  And, you know, I think the reason his hair is Gray is
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  probably somewhat related to that, if it's not just genetic.
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  But I don't know. I think that there's a lot of
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  people out there who are beaten down.
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  I think most of us are beaten down.
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  Everyone's beaten upon the world.
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  It's the nature of the world to beat down upon us.
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  And I think most people, once they get beaten down one too
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  many times, they just decide, well, I'm, I'm not, I'm not
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  going to get beaten down anymore.
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  I'm just going to stay down here and whatever the world wants,
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  I'll give it. And Brett Keene is one of those
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  rare examples of the person who says that's it.
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  I'm tired of this shit. You're never knocking me down
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  again. I'm going to stand firm.
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  I don't give a shit. Bring what you will.
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  Hurricanes, tornadoes, all that shit.
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  You're not knocking me down again, motherfucker.
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  That's the kind of shit I see in Brett Keene's eyes when he when
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  he shows them anyway, that's, that's the kind of Brett Keene.
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  I think of that person when I think of Brett Keene on a, on a
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  level of just pure metaphor. I kind of see him like standing
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  on the rocks as the tidal waves come in and you just, you know,
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  the currents come and, you know, nature throws its fury at him
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  and he just stands tall and defiant.
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  That's the Brett Keene I think of.
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  And you know, you can point out plenty of flaws with his videos.
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  I still think he's too aggressive.
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  Maybe that seems hypocritical coming from me.
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  I don't know. I still think that.
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  I think sometimes he does the wrong things.
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  I'm sure sometimes he thinks I do the wrong things.
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  I'm sure he thinks that a lot of us wrong things.
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  We all look at one another and think of the things that we
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  could do better if we were that person, but we're not.
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  You know, that's the the whole thing.
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  But I've never, other than Christians, I've never seen
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  anyone stand in judgement of someone else so completely as
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  Hard Case Ohms did to Brett Keene in his fucking video.
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  I've never seen that kind of behaviour from an atheist.
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  I was shocked. I was fucking horrified.
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  I mean, I couldn't believe what I was hearing because this is a
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  person whose videos I've been watching and I'd never seen this
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  side of him. I'd never suspected this side of
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  him could possibly exist. I'd never thought that there was
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  that much insecurity and hatred in this person that and, and you
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  know, I mean, I mean, I watched that video and like single
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  handedly, I mean, I'm always, I've always been of the mindset
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  that atheists, that people that don't believe in God can
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  communicate their ideas rationally in an open and honest
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  way without the use of insults and all that stuff.
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  I mean, sure, a few, you know, a few little jabs here and there.
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  There's no harm in that, you know, a little bit of
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  intellectual sparring, but I've never seen such a, just a brutal
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  decimation of someone or, and just such a total pure 717
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  minutes of pure character assassination, not one
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  ideological refutation in the whole damn thing. 17 minutes of
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  him spouting off hatred for a fellow atheist.
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  It was just, it was disgusting to me.
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  I couldn't even, I, I, I, I was literally stunned.
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  I mean, I'm sitting there, I was shaking.
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  I was, I don't know if it was out of anger or just out of
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  horror or what. I mean, I, I couldn't believe
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  what I was fucking seeing and hearing.
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  I just literally could not believe it.
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  And I mean, you know, you say that that's an expression we
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  say, I couldn't believe it, but I really couldn't fucking
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  believe it. It was like, it was like a
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  fucking bad dream to me. Because in a whole fucking
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  section, a whole big chunk of my ideology that we're above this
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  kind of stuff, that we're not going to be petty and we're not
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  going to be so petty as the people we criticize.
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  It just crumbled to the fucking ground with one person's fucking
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  video, You know, I mean, I don't know.
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  I mean, I don't know, I, I just, I mean, I can't believe it, it
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  just, it just, it hurts my, in my faith and in, in fucking in
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  humanity. It hurts my faith in, in, in
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  secularization in general. Because if we're just going to
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  be as bad as they are, there's no fucking point in, in pushing
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  atheism. If it's just going to be the
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  same shit under a different label, then there's no fucking
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  point. We might as well just acquiesce
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  to fucking Christianity and give up now if that's the way it's
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  going to be. So thank you.
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  Hard case owns for, for just, you know, just totally
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  shattering my idea that I think a lot of our ideas that atheists
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  could handle things in a more civil manner.
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  And I'm I'm so shocked that's that your video is, is highly
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  rated. It's it's fucking, I mean, it's,
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  it's horrible. I don't know who is, who's
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  rating this fucking video, who's giving you these fucking star
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  ratings, but they're fucking disgusting imbeciles.
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  And if they're subscribed to me, please unsubscribe for me.
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  I don't want you as a fucking subscriber.
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  I don't want people who fucking think like that.
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  I don't want people who, who, who think that a 17 minute
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  assault on a fellow free thinker on a fellow fucking atheist and
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  a fellow secular believer on a fellow secularist.
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  I don't, I don't want people who think that that's permissible
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  within the the construct of the society that we're trying to
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  create. I don't want those people
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  subscribe to me, you know, so either repent or fuck off.
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  I don't need subscribers that badly.
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  I don't give a shit. I, you know, if, if one person
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  is listening to me, then I'm fucking fine.
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  So I don't need, you know, there's all these thousands are
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  fucking auxiliary. So you can, you can piss off.
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  I don't want people who think like that to, to be part of what
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  I'm doing. It's, it's, it's, it's, it's,
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  it's, it's fucking revolting to me.
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  I'm just totally fucking disgusted.
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  I'm, I'm not, I'm just like a shame today.
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  I'm totally filled with fucking shame right now.
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  And it's not up from anything I've done and it's not from
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  anything anyone else has done. I mean, it's not from anything
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  that Brett Keene has done. You know, he burned a Bible.
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  I don't agree with that. I don't think that that's a
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  fucking good way to go about things.
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  I, you know, but, but it's a symbolic fucking gesture, Okay,
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  it's, it's, it's not like he's fucking advocating.
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  It's not like he's going to advocate burning all the fucking
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  Bibles in the world like this. This must be eliminated.
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  It's a symbolic fucking gesture, just like renouncing the Holy
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  Spirit was a symbolic fucking gesture.
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  You know, how come you don't understand that?
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  I know that book burning does not sit well with a lot of
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  people, but that's the point. It's supposed to be provocative,
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  but you don't have, you don't have to lose your fucking minds
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  over it. For fuck's sake.
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  You know, the, the Bible, I, you know, go to fucking Barnes and
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  Noble and there's a fucking entire shelf of fucking Bibles.
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  If you're that God damn concerned about the fucking
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  Bibles, you know it. It wasn't like he was, you know,
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  advocating that all Bibles be destroyed or some shit.
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  All he was doing was burning one in symbolic protest and you guys
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  turn it into some fucking hate crime or something, you know?
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  So I stand with you, Brett, and I encourage anyone watching this
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  video to post supportive videos for Brett and, and just, you
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  know, just just and, and if you're subscribed to hard case
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  owns, unsubscribe. I am as soon as I post this
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  because it's just just revolting to me.
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  I, I don't think I could despise a human being more right now.
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  I don't know. I mean, unless he does something
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  to make amends or, you know, show some signs that he had that
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  he, what he did was wrong, then maybe I could start working
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  towards forgiving him. But but I, I don't, it's going
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  to take a lot of fucking effort on my part because there's no
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  one has ever, ever dealt a fucking blow like this to me
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  before. And that's all I have to say.
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  Amazing Atheist. Hopefully more comedic ranting
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  tomorrow, but just not at all in the mood for it after this
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  disgusting display. Peace the fuck out.
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  Yeah, I'm the Amazing Atheist and there's a documentary about
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  me. It's called Amazing.
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  There's nothing amazing about being an atheist, but TJ Kirk,
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  an overweight, greedy E begging neckbeard pervert, seems to
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  believe that that's the case. The Amazing Atheist, a YouTube
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  channel with over 800,000 subscribers.
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  An excellent measuring tool for his insatiable ego and daily
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  caloric intake. It's not like everyone's like
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  looking to me as some kind of fucking leader or something.
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  Yeah, he's made a pretty steady living over the years with his
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  pseudo intellectual rants across a wide range of topics.
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  I even found myself agreeing with some of the things he said
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  that in truth, the majority of his opinions tend to be somewhat
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  extreme. If women didn't have pussies,
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  we'd fucking hunt them for sport.
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  Unsympathetic. People with Down syndrome are
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  not pleasant to look. At and totally uncompromising
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  Shut the fuck up. His first ever YouTube video
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  where he's actually out of breath simply from pacing a room
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  might tell you everything you need to know about his
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  character. He's a narcissist.
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  IQ and the triple digits, I guess.
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  Whatever A. Little bit of a racist.
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  Pretty much a right now. And an absolute extremist.
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  Islam is the most bloody stupid fucking religion followed by
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  towel head idiots all around the globe and I don't think that's a
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  racist statement. No, it's a racist statement.
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  Every day that you don't favorite this video, people will
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  die. I'm a man of my word.
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  Yeah, it's fair to say he's pretty fucked in the head and if
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  you'd ever in any way to him, whether it be an opinion or
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  appearance. Or whatever there's.
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  Very little room for compromise. For instance, DJ is a fat fuck.
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  He's a fucking pig that can eat his own weight and wedding cake.
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  He's about two happy meals away from a mobility scooter.
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  But instead of doing something about it, he will try and
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  justify the fact that he's fat. Being fat is genetic.
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  It's fucking genetic. No, it's fucking not.
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  You got fat because you ate too much fucking food and you're
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  lazy. Oh yeah, but I have a shit
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  fucking metabolism there. No, just shut the fuck up and
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  stop eating cheesecakes no more. Food.
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  Now I'm like fuck. He owns another channel called
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  the Drunken Peasants and it's probably the most boring show
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  I've ever seen. You've got fat atheist, his
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  retard brother wearing sunglasses indoors like a
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  complete mong, some fat neckbeard again also wearing
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  sunglasses indoors and some complete twat in a mask.
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  Yes, the fantastic fucking 4 interviewing some bold guy
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  saving the world one KFC family bucket at a time while vaping.
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  Anyway, enough of that bullshit. He.
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  Also does some very regular Q&A's.
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  And for those who don't really know a lot about Q&A's, let's
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  just say it's something that Youtubers like to do rather
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  frequently when they're all the fuck out of ideas.
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  Boxers period or period Briefs, Period All caps fuck briefs.
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  Bitch with a little fucking pee stain right there.
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  Actually that might be a cum stain.
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  I don't. Know now?
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  I literally don't even know what the fuck this next video is.
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  It's actually quite disturbing. My best guess is he's trying to
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  make some kind of sex tape between himself and a fucking
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  brick. We are in love.
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  No, we love each other. We kiss each other, We makes the
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  love to each other, you and me. Brick.
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  He then tries to eat it and goes fucking mental.
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  Why the fuck is he covered in shit?
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  Probably his greatest achievement in life was when he
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  went on CNN and he didn't do a particularly good job of it.
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  Why is atheism on the rise in America?
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  Joining me now to discuss this are William Lane Craig, the
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  founder of reasonablefaith.org, Reverend Markel Hutchins, a
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  civil and human rights activist, and TJ Kirk, who calls himself
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  the Amazing Atheist. Welcome to all of you.
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  Suit, suit, suit, exposed chest hair.
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  No fucking effort whatsoever. And I have tremendous respect
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  for him for his resignation today.
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  OK, why is he looking at his Dick?
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  I like TJ to get in. Here that the the the thing that
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  is really kind of important about that though, too, is I'm.
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  Wet as jam, I'm wet as jam. So, so Reverend Hutchins address
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  that. Why?
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  Why are people loathe to say they're anyone religion?
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  Just because. We don't, OK, sadly, we're going
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  to have to wrap this up, but it was fascinating.
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  We have to move on to question #2 this morning.
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  Is the use of drones moral? I've recently become embroiled
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  in a sex scandal involving chocolate syrup, pot, coffee and
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  a banana. Yes, that's right, In 2011, a
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  sex tape was released to the Internet where he literally
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  shoved a banana up his asshole. The things that I did, I did
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  because I enjoy. Them the video itself is
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  incredibly hard to find and after receiving around 3
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  separate viruses from various gay porn sites I pretty much
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  gave up. However, I have got some.
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  Here I am and always have been a fucking weirdo. 90% of you, if
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  you really thought about it, would have been able to figure
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  out that I was doing some weird shit like this in my spare time
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  in the first place. Amazingly, he tries to recover
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  from this by basically calling us all idiots.
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  Apparently we were all supposed to guess at the kind of things
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  he was doing in his disgusting bed.
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  Well, admittedly we all knew about the sea cow he married.
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  Shrek and Fiona were never happier, at least up until the
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  point she divorced him because she literally couldn't find his
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  micro. Dick, they're not going to judge
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  me for this shit. They did, and if you thought
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  he'd learn from this mistake, you'd be fucking wrong.
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  Because two years later, he's done it again, this time with
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  boiling. Oil may not have a Dick after
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  this. But that's not even the worst of
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  it, because The Amazing Atheist is also a chronic.
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  E Beggar. And notorious scammer.
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  He's run literally dozens of these little schemes over the
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  years, and the many members from his mentally disabled fanbase
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  fall for it time and time again, whether he's asking for money
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  for a new camera. So we're doing a fundraiser in
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  order to get a new camera. Money to pay electricity bills.
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  Basically, I need to come up with $220 before the day is
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  through or they're going to shut the power off in here.
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  Little birthday presents. If you you wanted to, there are
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  some things I'd like. Or Amazon gift card vouchers. $5
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  Amazon gift card, more if you want because you know you can
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  send me like $10,000 in Amazon money, that'd be good.
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  He even asked for people's money so he could fuck a prostitute.
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  I have a girl coming over. I want to impress her so.
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  I need money. This never actually happened and
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  he bought a jacket with the money instead.
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  I'm not even joking. You guys like my new jacket?
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  It's lambskin. And this is only the tip of the
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  iceberg. We're not talking about a few
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  $100 here. He has asked for donations for
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  no less than three fucking websites, all of which no longer
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  exist. One was his Amazing Atheist
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  website, another called Free Speech Vids, and this one was
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  ironically called Not Productive.
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  He actually managed to obtain nearly $18,000 for its
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  construction. It's now fucking YouTube
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  channel. No, there's nothing amazing
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  about being an atheist. TJ himself is in fact, an
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  amazing waste of space. Yes, he might possess some
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  modicum of intelligence, but he abuses that intelligence by
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  tricking people less fortunate into giving him money.
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  I mean you. Motherfuckers owe me.
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  Please. Come on.
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  Just, you know, 5 bucks. That's all I need.
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  There are some things I'd like. OK, so down there, take that
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  information down below down there, send me some fucking
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  money because I need it. And no, I'm not shameful about
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  it. If I didn't have this medium, I
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  probably just put dirt in my face and go big on the fucking
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  streets. That's how shameless I am.
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  I feel nothing. I feel nothing.
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  I had posed no threat to the status quo.
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  I'm just myself. I'm just a man or a boy.
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  Just a boy. Just a boy.
• 22:50
  Just a little fucking boy. I can.
• 22:51
  Never be. A man.