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- 1:15Speaker 1: Welcome, It's Phil Henry, the world Famous Phil Henry Show
- 1:17Speaker 1: Radio Archive hour here today this Friday, and today we
- 1:20Speaker 1: feature a very popular character of our his named Chris Norton.
- 1:23Speaker 1: Chris is a young man from the Well. He's actually
- 1:26Speaker 1: originally from Temple City. No, his cousin Jeff Dowter is
- 1:29Speaker 1: never mind him getting.
- 1:30Speaker 2: Yeah, getting too far ahead of it minute. This is
- 1:32Speaker 2: Rednald Beach, Chris.
- 1:33Speaker 1: Norton, Rednald Beach, Chris Norton and Chris Norton is a
- 1:36Speaker 1: guy who just hangs out at the Rusty Pelican, which
- 1:38Speaker 1: is a bar down there, and walks around thinking he's
- 1:41Speaker 1: hotter in hell. He thinks he's full of just sexual appeal,
- 1:45Speaker 1: and that's essentially his character. Plus he can't pronounce the
- 1:49Speaker 1: word sex he calls it says. Chris is in the
- 1:52Speaker 1: beauty enhancement business in this particular episode along with his manager,
- 1:55Speaker 1: Lynce Jermaine, and he's getting women to at least he
- 1:58Speaker 1: thinks he's getting women to buy is that beauty products
- 2:01Speaker 1: by telling them just straight up their face. Ain't making
- 2:04Speaker 1: it just to quote Chris. Chris is a character that
- 2:08Speaker 1: we've done for many years, inspired by a lot of
- 2:10Speaker 1: people that I've known. What you hear here is me
- 2:12Speaker 1: performing the character of Chris. All the people that called
- 2:14Speaker 1: in are actual callers believing Chris to be a real guy,
- 2:17Speaker 1: not knowing that Chris and me are essentially the same guy.
- 2:20Speaker 1: So let's listen to Chris Norton here on our Rady
- 2:23Speaker 1: Archive hour here in the world famous Phil Henry Show
- 2:25Speaker 1: is a pharmaceutical telemarketer, right, Chris and Hermosa Beach.
- 2:29Speaker 3: Yeah, that's kind of my day job.
- 2:33Speaker 1: And you have a new company that you and your
- 2:35Speaker 1: partner are Lance Germaine, have put together called Germaine Haircare
- 2:38Speaker 1: and Salon Products for women.
- 2:41Speaker 3: That's correct, Phil, We're asking women too. What we're trying
- 2:44Speaker 3: to do is ask women to keep an open mind
- 2:46Speaker 3: about about beauty and about what they need. I come
- 2:53Speaker 3: across statistic not too long ago, there was rather interested
- 2:57Speaker 3: in the average woman in America, Phil spends on the
- 3:01Speaker 3: average seventy nine dollars every two months, which is, in
- 3:06Speaker 3: other words, it's almost forty dollars a month on beauty care,
- 3:09Speaker 3: on beauty products and procedures. And they're literally spending thousands
- 3:15Speaker 3: of dollars for breast enhancement, facelifts and so forth. And
- 3:20Speaker 3: this is a country of women, as you indicated, Phil,
- 3:23Speaker 3: who've been through an awful lot. But for that amount
- 3:28Speaker 3: of money that they're spending on haircare, on beauty products,
- 3:30Speaker 3: on facelifts, on breast enhancement, you look around you and
- 3:37Speaker 3: it's you sort of kind of not seeing not really
- 3:42Speaker 3: getting a lot for their money.
- 3:43Speaker 2: So, well, what you're saying.
- 3:45Speaker 1: Women are in need of more advanced beauty treatment, Well,
- 3:48Speaker 1: well you say you're looking around, you're not getting who's
- 3:51Speaker 1: not getting enough for their money?
- 3:53Speaker 3: Well, primarily women are getting beauty treatments. I think, yeah,
- 3:56Speaker 3: you can agree with. Women are getting beauty treatments for
- 3:59Speaker 3: you know, to be pleads into the eye of men,
- 4:02Speaker 3: but also for themselves. At Germaine haircre and salon products,
- 4:07Speaker 3: we're trying to put the woman in touch with the
- 4:09Speaker 3: very best haircare and salon products about half the costs
- 4:12Speaker 3: and products that are quality brand names. And additionally, we
- 4:15Speaker 3: can name any one of several hundred clinics and doctors
- 4:18Speaker 3: who do breast enhancement, quality breast enhancement for about three
- 4:22Speaker 3: quarters of cost. To have the cost. We want women
- 4:25Speaker 3: to feel comfortable and we want them to achieve what
- 4:27Speaker 3: they You know, if you look around, you're not really
- 4:30Speaker 3: getting a lot for your money.
- 4:31Speaker 1: So well, you don't have a website, you don't have
- 4:33Speaker 1: any email. Do you do everything person to person in
- 4:35Speaker 1: contacting women.
- 4:37Speaker 3: Yeah, we do. We're starting our business by making direct,
- 4:40Speaker 3: one on one contact with women. We see them every day,
- 4:44Speaker 3: candidates for breast enhancement, skin peels, facelifts, high lifts, what
- 4:47Speaker 3: have you. We see them and we approach them and
- 4:49Speaker 3: tell them who we are and what we have to offer.
- 4:52Speaker 1: What qualifies in your mind a woman for these these
- 4:58Speaker 1: beauty treatments?
- 5:00Speaker 2: Well, I mean, in other words, you're saying that I.
- 5:03Speaker 3: Have to tell you, Phil, probably every other woman you
- 5:04Speaker 3: see in America who's spending eighty dollars, you know, forty
- 5:09Speaker 3: dollars a month whatever on beauty treatments and you look
- 5:12Speaker 3: at them and you know, a lot of them are
- 5:15Speaker 3: pretty hard on the eyes. And I don't mean that
- 5:17Speaker 3: in a bad way. I'm saying that they've been through
- 5:19Speaker 3: an awful lot. You know, if you look at what
- 5:20Speaker 3: women have been through, as you indicated, it's a tough
- 5:24Speaker 3: time in our country. So they're spending money to be
- 5:28Speaker 3: more beautiful, and it's not not enough. I mean, so
- 5:33Speaker 3: I say women are a little tough on the eyes,
- 5:36Speaker 3: and that's because this has not been an easy time.
- 5:37Speaker 3: So we want, you know, we go up to them,
- 5:42Speaker 3: whether or not we're in a public place. I introduce myself.
- 5:46Speaker 3: I tell them that with great honesty, and I try
- 5:48Speaker 3: to say with honesty and sensitivity that they, you know,
- 5:51Speaker 3: could use a little beauty treatments.
- 5:54Speaker 1: And all right now, I say, here's the thing these are.
- 5:57Speaker 1: This is obviously they're going to get an insulted right well, you.
- 6:01Speaker 3: Know you have to. I'm just asking women to be
- 6:04Speaker 3: open minded, to be open minded enough to hear a
- 6:08Speaker 3: man say, you know, for all the money that women
- 6:12Speaker 3: are spending in this country on beauty treatments, it's pretty
- 6:17Speaker 3: bad the results. It's almost as if if you went
- 6:20Speaker 3: to sleep for say five years, five years ago, and
- 6:23Speaker 3: I told you that there would be X number of dollars.
- 6:25Speaker 3: In the last five years, we spent billions of dollars
- 6:27Speaker 3: on beauty treatment. And I told you, Phil, in the
- 6:30Speaker 3: next five years, billions will be spent by women to
- 6:33Speaker 3: enhance their physical beauty. Now you're going to go to
- 6:35Speaker 3: sleep for five years. You're probably thinking to yourself, Man,
- 6:38Speaker 3: when I wake up, it's you know, it's going to
- 6:41Speaker 3: be it's going to be wonderful to see the press
- 6:44Speaker 3: enhancements and so forth. And then you wake up in
- 6:47Speaker 3: five years and you kind of it's it's it would
- 6:51Speaker 3: be depressing.
- 6:54Speaker 2: But you see, what you're saying is a little insulting.
- 6:56Speaker 3: You know, Well, it depends on how you say it.
- 6:58Speaker 1: Phil, Well tell them tell me how you say it
- 7:00Speaker 1: and why women wouldn't be insulted.
- 7:02Speaker 3: I know how to communicate with women, and one of
- 7:04Speaker 3: the reasons is because i've you know, for want of
- 7:07Speaker 3: a better word, I guess women are attracted to me.
- 7:11Speaker 3: I am, you know, pretty good looking. I do have
- 7:15Speaker 3: a start amount of suss appel, and I think they
- 7:19Speaker 3: want to take my advice because I tell them that.
- 7:21Speaker 3: And also the other thing that we do, it's kind
- 7:23Speaker 3: of an extra added bonus, is if they do take
- 7:26Speaker 3: our advice and buy some of our products and they want,
- 7:30Speaker 3: you know, I'll go out with them and they can
- 7:33Speaker 3: go out with me. So that's part of the other thing.
- 7:36Speaker 2: What do you mean, go out with you, go out
- 7:37Speaker 2: to dinner or something.
- 7:38Speaker 3: Yeah, I'll tell them if you buy a certain you know,
- 7:41Speaker 3: we hit a dollar figure. See, if you buy fifty
- 7:43Speaker 3: dollars worth of Germaine haircare salon products, then you can
- 7:47Speaker 3: also go out with me. So that is also an
- 7:50Speaker 3: added incentive.
- 7:52Speaker 2: All right. Chris Norton joins us on the Phil Henry
- 7:54Speaker 2: Newsmaker line.
- 7:55Speaker 1: Mister Norton's company Germaine haircare products and salon products for women.
- 8:00Speaker 1: Women today spend far too much money on beauty treatments
- 8:03Speaker 1: and body enhancements, and they're not getting their money's worth
- 8:09Speaker 1: because women don't look as good as they should. I
- 8:11Speaker 1: want to get back to the comment that women don't
- 8:14Speaker 1: look as good as they should given the money that
- 8:17Speaker 1: they spend, how.
- 8:17Speaker 2: Good should they look?
- 8:19Speaker 3: Oh, it's a very good question, Phil, But for the
- 8:21Speaker 3: money that women spend on breast enhancements in this country,
- 8:25Speaker 3: there's no reason why every American woman should have breath
- 8:30Speaker 3: that have been enlarged. And so you look at the
- 8:35Speaker 3: money that has been spent on breast breast breast making
- 8:39Speaker 3: a breast bigger, And then you kind of scratch your
- 8:43Speaker 3: head because then you go out and you look around
- 8:44Speaker 3: and there's a lot of flat women out there, and
- 8:48Speaker 3: you're going, what's going on? I think it's because women
- 8:51Speaker 3: don't know the good doctors to go to. You can
- 8:55Speaker 3: get a breast enhancement and within two years it may
- 9:01Speaker 3: go down or it may not be as big.
- 9:04Speaker 1: And what do you mean, Well, are you saying that
- 9:06Speaker 1: they don't maintain their size or their proportion.
- 9:08Speaker 3: Yeah, a lot of them. Just there's situations where a
- 9:12Speaker 3: lot of breast breasts will not deflate because it sounds
- 9:15Speaker 3: like they're pump full of air, but they'll get you'll
- 9:17Speaker 3: get flat.
- 9:19Speaker 2: You know, it sounds like you're buying a set of tires.
- 9:21Speaker 3: Yeah, it is in a way. That's because the doctors
- 9:24Speaker 3: that are doing a lot of these breast ahassmas are
- 9:26Speaker 3: not good. We can connect women to doctors that in
- 9:31Speaker 3: five years, your breast will look, you know, one bigger
- 9:34Speaker 3: than the other. I mean that's I don't think and
- 9:37Speaker 3: this is very delicate, but I want to say this
- 9:39Speaker 3: to women. It's pretty I guess the word might be
- 9:43Speaker 3: gnarly too when a woman and I don't want to
- 9:46Speaker 3: be indelicate, but when she takes her brows off and
- 9:48Speaker 3: one's bigger than the other, it's pretty narly. So I'm
- 9:52Speaker 3: just trying to say that we can help women because
- 9:55Speaker 3: it's just not working. Whatever they're doing ain't working.
- 9:59Speaker 2: Whatever they're doing isn't working. Huh.
- 10:01Speaker 1: Well, I mean, I'm telling you right now, and I
- 10:03Speaker 1: mean i'd be the guy with the most sex appeal.
- 10:05Speaker 1: I'm interested you describe yourself as somebody who can communicate
- 10:09Speaker 1: with women because you're sexy and because you women are
- 10:11Speaker 1: attracted to you.
- 10:12Speaker 3: It is true in my you know, women are attracted me,
- 10:15Speaker 3: and I'm not saying.
- 10:16Speaker 2: That for ego, but all right, well that's fine.
- 10:18Speaker 1: But I'm telling you that I know enough about women
- 10:20Speaker 1: to know that I think maybe, isn't there a better
- 10:22Speaker 1: way of saying you really aren't getting your money's worth
- 10:25Speaker 1: with your beauty treatments? Because how do you come up
- 10:27Speaker 1: to a woman and say you need beauty enhancement?
- 10:33Speaker 2: Women?
- 10:33Speaker 3: We're just asking women to keep an open mind. It's
- 10:35Speaker 3: one thing that women have a difficulty in is time doing,
- 10:38Speaker 3: is being open minded women are very close minded. They
- 10:42Speaker 3: want to believe that once they spend money on are
- 10:44Speaker 3: on a breast job, that there will be a lot
- 10:47Speaker 3: of men who want to look at it. And that's
- 10:50Speaker 3: not that simple. The breath, the breast job needs to
- 10:53Speaker 3: be done properly, and I've asked the women to keep
- 10:55Speaker 3: an open mind and to contact our company, or we
- 11:00Speaker 3: can come up to you and say Hi, I'm Chris Darton.
- 11:02Speaker 3: I'm with Jermaine Harri Karin's long Products. I'm going to
- 11:07Speaker 3: be very honest with you. You could use some beauty
- 11:10Speaker 3: in asben. It's pretty obvious.
- 11:13Speaker 2: And and and then she's gonna say, how dare you?
- 11:15Speaker 2: You're very rude and.
- 11:16Speaker 3: Ill, and I will say to her, I may be rude,
- 11:19Speaker 3: but I'm telling you straight. You've got to your faces.
- 11:27Speaker 1: Yeah, in your brochure you said you you went to
- 11:33Speaker 1: one when you said I'm doing you a favor.
- 11:35Speaker 3: Yes, I do. I'll walk up to a lot of
- 11:37Speaker 3: women and say, look, I'm going to do you a
- 11:38Speaker 3: big favor. You've got to do something with your face,
- 11:42Speaker 3: and the faster the better. And what I'm proposing is
- 11:49Speaker 3: you buy our produce, whether it be brass or says
- 11:53Speaker 3: it doesn't matter.
- 11:56Speaker 2: I'm gonna tell you, man, you're a better man than me.
- 11:57Speaker 2: And in communicating to women that.
- 12:00Speaker 3: We believe that you can communicate to women directly. We
- 12:02Speaker 3: believe that women have the ability to hear honest appraisal
- 12:05Speaker 3: without all getting all you know, without getting you know,
- 12:08Speaker 3: getting bitched out for it. You know, I'm that's all
- 12:10Speaker 3: I'm saying, wellout.
- 12:12Speaker 2: Getting bitched out. All right, hold on for a minute, Chris, No,
- 12:14Speaker 2: But the.
- 12:15Speaker 3: Key thing here is women have to keep it open mind.
- 12:18Speaker 1: The Phil Henry Show, women are not getting their money's
- 12:21Speaker 1: worth with the beauty treatments that they've been getting over
- 12:23Speaker 1: the last ten to fifteen years. Millions of dollars, billions
- 12:26Speaker 1: of dollars spent on breast enhancements, face peels, and so forth.
- 12:29Speaker 1: The average woman spends somewhere near forty to fifty dollars
- 12:32Speaker 1: a month on beauty products. And yet, according to mister
- 12:36Speaker 1: Norton and people who work with him, you look around,
- 12:40Speaker 1: and I'm quoting him, women in America are pretty.
- 12:42Speaker 2: Hard on the eyes. He believes that a.
- 12:45Speaker 1: Direct approach going up to a woman and saying I'm
- 12:49Speaker 1: doing you a favor, You've got to do something with
- 12:52Speaker 1: your face.
- 12:53Speaker 2: See to me, I think she'd belt you.
- 12:55Speaker 1: But at any event, he can connect women with breast enhancement,
- 13:00Speaker 1: all kinds of plastic surgery, all kinds of beauty enhancement,
- 13:03Speaker 1: for one half to three quarters of the cost they're spending.
- 13:06Speaker 2: Now he brokers these things.
- 13:08Speaker 1: All he asks is that women keep an open mind
- 13:11Speaker 1: about just how tough they are to look. At man,
- 13:16Speaker 1: the world famous Phil Henry Show, you are, mister Norton
- 13:21Speaker 1: for one of a better word. You are pioneering a
- 13:24Speaker 1: very direct and honest approach to a potential customer, the
- 13:26Speaker 1: women of America, by telling them they're not looking as
- 13:30Speaker 1: good as they should for the money they're spending. I
- 13:32Speaker 1: want to ask you, you know, is that the best
- 13:36Speaker 1: approach given the vanity of women?
- 13:39Speaker 3: I think it is, Phil, You really do, I really do,
- 13:42Speaker 3: because I think women have been lied to enough. I
- 13:44Speaker 3: think women have been told you know. I think we
- 13:47Speaker 3: need to spay directly to the women and say to them, yeah,
- 13:52Speaker 3: you can be you know, maybe not beautiful, but you
- 13:56Speaker 3: can be better looking than you are. But it's going
- 13:58Speaker 3: to take main haircare, pranas. That's how we feel about it.
- 14:03Speaker 2: But I don't you.
- 14:04Speaker 1: Think you want to canvass women and ask them if
- 14:06Speaker 1: this is the kind of approach that they want.
- 14:08Speaker 2: Do they want to.
- 14:09Speaker 3: Be I don't think you need to feel I'll tell
- 14:11Speaker 3: you why. Maybe you do, or maybe some other guys.
- 14:14Speaker 3: I have been with a lot of women in my life.
- 14:16Speaker 3: I have, as a said, I have a great deal
- 14:18Speaker 3: of of you know, sensual energy, and I've had a
- 14:21Speaker 3: lot of girlfriends. I've been very direct with them, and
- 14:24Speaker 3: I've had a great deal of success by saying to them,
- 14:27Speaker 3: what do you say to girlfriends? I say to them,
- 14:30Speaker 3: you know, can you you know? I mean your you
- 14:33Speaker 3: know your face is not your face as bad, but
- 14:36Speaker 3: just can you You got to do something? I mean,
- 14:39Speaker 3: because this is not happening. I mean, I'm just I'm
- 14:44Speaker 3: doing you a big, big favor by just telling you.
- 14:49Speaker 2: I tell you what I like. I said, I may
- 14:51Speaker 2: I won't know women as well as you. But women
- 14:53Speaker 2: are vain, and they're.
- 14:56Speaker 3: Vain, but they also want to be beautiful and this
- 14:58Speaker 3: is the only way for them to be.
- 15:00Speaker 2: I would like to know what they think.
- 15:02Speaker 3: Though.
- 15:02Speaker 1: Chris Norton from Jermaine Haircare and Salon Products, is it
- 15:05Speaker 1: time to get direct with women about how they're not
- 15:07Speaker 1: getting enough value for their dollar.
- 15:09Speaker 2: And beauty products. Heather, go ahead, You're on the Phil
- 15:12Speaker 2: Henry Show.
- 15:14Speaker 4: Thank you.
- 15:14Speaker 5: You know I'm not one to call up, but I'm
- 15:16Speaker 5: listening to this show driving this entire time, and I
- 15:20Speaker 5: have a real hard time listening to the gentleman you've
- 15:25Speaker 5: got on your show. And I would have to actually
- 15:27Speaker 5: side with you, Phil, and in the fact that I,
- 15:29Speaker 5: for one or two reasons, I believe that you are
- 15:33Speaker 5: very adamant about what you are saying that you feel
- 15:36Speaker 5: needs to be done to women and look at women
- 15:38Speaker 5: and all this kind of stuff, because A you're marketing
- 15:42Speaker 5: your company, so it's positable for you, and B it's
- 15:48Speaker 5: I gotta be really honest with you.
- 15:49Speaker 4: I own my own company and I deal with a lot.
- 15:52Speaker 5: Of beautiful women, and you you just if this is
- 15:57Speaker 5: genuinely how you approach women, I am very surprised that
- 16:01Speaker 5: you even get the business.
- 16:03Speaker 4: That you that you get.
- 16:06Speaker 3: Wouldn't you agree that women want results? In other words,
- 16:11Speaker 3: I can say to them, oh, you know, you're so beautiful,
- 16:14Speaker 3: or I can I can tell it like it is,
- 16:16Speaker 3: you know what you need a little bit of work right? Well,
- 16:20Speaker 3: And here's the thing. At a lot of women a
- 16:22Speaker 3: lot of women.
- 16:22Speaker 5: I mean, it sounds like you and I just I
- 16:24Speaker 5: just have to point something else out and listen. I
- 16:26Speaker 5: don't mean this anyway, because you actually cracked me up
- 16:30Speaker 5: enough for me to call in. But you have mentioned
- 16:33Speaker 5: several times that you've mentioned several times about your sex
- 16:38Speaker 5: appeal and your good looks and all this kind of thing.
- 16:40Speaker 4: Well, I'm not saying this because of my ego, but
- 16:45Speaker 4: I mean, I that is exactly.
- 16:47Speaker 2: What it is.
- 16:48Speaker 3: Well, no, wait, I guess I was responding to the
- 16:50Speaker 3: host question about how I know women's and I said,
- 16:53Speaker 3: I have a lot of sens.
- 16:56Speaker 2: Well what are you saying? You've had a lot of
- 16:57Speaker 2: sex with women?
- 16:58Speaker 3: Yeah, I've also well the lady may be laughing, but okay, look,
- 17:02Speaker 3: billions of dollars in beauty enhancement, is it really helping
- 17:06Speaker 3: the American women? They're not happy, they don't think so.
- 17:08Speaker 3: And I can look around. I've been with a lot
- 17:10Speaker 3: of women, and it's pretty tough to look at women
- 17:12Speaker 3: these days.
- 17:13Speaker 4: And I I caught that.
- 17:14Speaker 5: But I just I have to I really understand what
- 17:17Speaker 5: you're saying. But are you talking about It's like one subject.
- 17:20Speaker 5: One minute, you're saying billions of dollars is been spent
- 17:22Speaker 5: on beauty enhancement. And the next minute you're talking about
- 17:25Speaker 5: your sex appeal and how great you are and your sexy,
- 17:27Speaker 5: good looking man and you've been with a lot of women.
- 17:29Speaker 3: And yes, only because I think I know how. I
- 17:31Speaker 3: know how. I'm just saying I know how to talk
- 17:34Speaker 3: of women, okay, because of my visuality.
- 17:37Speaker 1: Well wait a minute, I may not have had as
- 17:40Speaker 1: many women as you, but I think i'm I've been
- 17:41Speaker 1: married eight years, and like I said, if I know
- 17:44Speaker 1: one thing about a women, there's a vanity there that
- 17:46Speaker 1: you cannot tread on.
- 17:48Speaker 3: Uh well, let me ask. Is that your name Heather?
- 17:51Speaker 4: Yes?
- 17:53Speaker 3: Are you? I mean, you know what I'm saying. Are you?
- 17:55Speaker 3: You're not tough on the eye? You deal with a
- 17:57Speaker 3: lot of beautiful women, right.
- 17:59Speaker 5: I I deal with some very attractive ways that.
- 18:02Speaker 4: Are that are well known and about you myself.
- 18:04Speaker 3: But are you? Are you easy to look? I mean,
- 18:06Speaker 3: I don't know how to.
- 18:07Speaker 4: Say it, but well, you know, I agree that that's opinion.
- 18:11Speaker 5: Many people find me very attractive. But there's people that
- 18:13Speaker 5: on my crew that are a different type of woman.
- 18:16Speaker 4: Are that they're they're drawn to that point.
- 18:19Speaker 3: I don't want to. Like I said, I don't want
- 18:20Speaker 3: to get bitched out by or anything, but you're not
- 18:22Speaker 3: hanky or anything like that.
- 18:26Speaker 5: My face wouldn't be in in the magazines and brochures
- 18:29Speaker 5: that is if I was.
- 18:30Speaker 4: What I want to get at is that's besides the point.
- 18:33Speaker 5: I personally feel that your approach and and what Phil
- 18:36Speaker 5: was trying to say was, it's a little bit kind
- 18:40Speaker 5: of you.
- 18:41Speaker 4: There's not a lot.
- 18:42Speaker 2: Of subtlety and flattering a woman.
- 18:47Speaker 5: There's a way to go about things a little bit differently.
- 18:50Speaker 3: That's true, but we all do respect mister Henry. I am.
- 18:53Speaker 3: I've seen mister Henry's picture on his website, and I'm
- 18:56Speaker 3: I'm very good looking. And because of that, I have
- 19:00Speaker 3: had models, and I've have had had movie stars and everything.
- 19:03Speaker 2: And what do you mean you've had movie stars?
- 19:06Speaker 3: Well, I mean I've I've asked that.
- 19:08Speaker 1: You've had sex with movie stars, Yes, sir, And as
- 19:12Speaker 1: a result, and as a result, you've got this beauty company.
- 19:15Speaker 3: Well, I mean, look, the two of you are making
- 19:18Speaker 3: me out to be some kind of a retard.
- 19:21Speaker 5: Our interpretation of our our opinion based on your opinion.
- 19:25Speaker 1: No, dude, look at if you're making money I'm just
- 19:27Speaker 1: wondering how effective is to walk up to a woman.
- 19:29Speaker 2: In a bar.
- 19:29Speaker 3: Look the other day, I'll tell you, I'm a Roussie
- 19:32Speaker 3: Pelican out and her most a base one of this
- 19:33Speaker 3: woman who's sitting at the bar, and I said, I'm
- 19:36Speaker 3: gonna be very honest with you. Have you had bressahancement?
- 19:38Speaker 3: And she said yeah. I said, well, it ain't making.
- 19:41Speaker 2: It, you know, And it ain't making it? What does
- 19:44Speaker 2: that mean?
- 19:45Speaker 3: Didn't look good? And I gave her up brochure and
- 19:50Speaker 3: and yeah, okay, I guess the lady's gonna laugh at this.
- 19:51Speaker 3: I said, if you well, you know, you can go out.
- 19:54Speaker 4: With me, right, and I can. I mean, really, listen,
- 19:57Speaker 4: I'm in an industry. What are you?
- 19:59Speaker 5: And I I understand your candidness?
- 20:01Speaker 3: Magazine, I guess.
- 20:02Speaker 5: I just it floored me listening to this because I'm driving.
- 20:05Speaker 3: My car all the way home and I just are
- 20:07Speaker 3: you in a magazine or something? Are you in a brochure?
- 20:10Speaker 4: Pardon me?
- 20:10Speaker 3: Are you in a magazine or a brochure or some?
- 20:13Speaker 4: Yes, I've been in some because of the industry that
- 20:16Speaker 4: I'm in, and I'm in a male dominated industry and
- 20:18Speaker 4: I'm one of the only women, young women that have
- 20:21Speaker 4: done what I've done. That's besides the point.
- 20:23Speaker 3: Was it auto parts or something or no.
- 20:25Speaker 4: Not at all.
- 20:26Speaker 5: It's it's it's a in the cigar industry. But but
- 20:29Speaker 5: really that's what I'm calling about.
- 20:31Speaker 3: That Monica Lewinsky line is pretty good. Yeah, okay, the
- 20:35Speaker 3: whole Monica Lewiskey thing.
- 20:36Speaker 4: With a cigar right right, Yeah, it's not quite that.
- 20:40Speaker 5: But the reason.
- 20:41Speaker 1: I was coming a right, look, I got to look
- 20:43Speaker 1: at Hither, I go, I gotta I gotta break. Thank you, Hither,
- 20:44Speaker 1: Thank you very much. I'm sorry that I can't spend
- 20:46Speaker 1: more time with you, all right. Chris Norton joins me
- 20:48Speaker 1: from his company Germane haircare products and salon products for women.
- 20:52Speaker 1: Women are not getting their money's worth out of the
- 20:55Speaker 1: beauty and investment, the money they spent on beauty products
- 20:58Speaker 1: because you, in your opinion, Okay.
- 21:00Speaker 3: Well I think a lot of men agree with you,
- 21:02Speaker 3: mister Henry.
- 21:02Speaker 1: But but primarily this is your opinion. When you look around,
- 21:05Speaker 1: you say women are quote hard.
- 21:06Speaker 2: On the eyes.
- 21:07Speaker 1: And the other thing is that you feel that the
- 21:09Speaker 1: direct approach going up to a woman and saying to her,
- 21:12Speaker 1: you know, I'm doing you a favor.
- 21:15Speaker 2: I mean, do you realize again I could be wrong.
- 21:17Speaker 3: I think I think you just have to defer, mister Henry.
- 21:20Speaker 3: I'm still a bachelor. I do date with a lot
- 21:21Speaker 3: of women. I go out a lot. I do meet
- 21:25Speaker 3: a lot of young people at various cocktail lounges that
- 21:28Speaker 3: I go to. And all the women, you go to
- 21:32Speaker 3: them and say, you.
- 21:34Speaker 2: Know, just see you said a little tongue tied. I mean,
- 21:38Speaker 2: what would you say?
- 21:38Speaker 3: Well, I mean you're being honest with them. You're just
- 21:40Speaker 3: going up to them, and you know, I'm trying to
- 21:43Speaker 3: find something good to say here, but you did you
- 21:46Speaker 3: did you have your eyes done? And to go yeah,
- 21:48Speaker 3: I'll go okay, And you know, you try to break
- 21:50Speaker 3: the ice with something humorous, good that you have your
- 21:52Speaker 3: eyes done? And they'll say yeah, so car you are
- 21:54Speaker 3: you mister Sulu now? Or Sammy are you? Are you Chinese?
- 21:57Speaker 3: Or what I mean? So these are the things that
- 22:00Speaker 3: that you break the eyes.
- 22:02Speaker 2: Let me go over here to Marilyn. You're on the
- 22:04Speaker 2: Phil Henry Show.
- 22:05Speaker 6: Marylyn, go ahead, hello, sweetheart. You know, buddy, you've got
- 22:10Speaker 6: a problem, a real serious problem. I just sat there
- 22:14Speaker 6: and listened to you talk. I normally listened to k
- 22:16Speaker 6: U p L, but my radio won't switch to so
- 22:20Speaker 6: I'm listening to you instead. K U t L me
- 22:23Speaker 6: so cold?
- 22:25Speaker 3: What are you talking about?
- 22:26Speaker 4: Much?
- 22:26Speaker 6: Doctor Phil says?
- 22:27Speaker 3: Is that a dirty real? She said something dirty?
- 22:30Speaker 2: What did she say?
- 22:31Speaker 3: She says, to k U t L or something?
- 22:33Speaker 6: K U p L is excellent Western music.
- 22:36Speaker 3: Well, wait a minute, that's a filthy term, though.
- 22:39Speaker 6: Isn't hey, buddy.
- 22:43Speaker 3: K U p L stands for a part of a
- 22:45Speaker 3: woman's body.
- 22:46Speaker 2: Okay, that's a radio station she's.
- 22:48Speaker 3: Talking about for good music. No, okay, you live on
- 22:53Speaker 3: the West Coast.
- 22:54Speaker 6: You're really twisted. How much do you have to pay
- 22:57Speaker 6: a woman to go out with you?
- 22:58Speaker 3: I want to know, ma'am. I don't have to pay women.
- 23:00Speaker 3: I'm trying to women. If there has been a guy,
- 23:04Speaker 3: if you were to think about body, think about it,
- 23:09Speaker 3: if there'd been a guy like me around when you
- 23:11Speaker 3: were young, it could have helped you back when you
- 23:13Speaker 3: could have been helped. It's too late, pig that you are.
- 23:17Speaker 6: Have a good day, mister.
- 23:19Speaker 3: You're listening to she says. She She said, I'm listening
- 23:22Speaker 3: to kup L. That means I'm doing something that that's
- 23:28Speaker 3: not good, that's dirty.
- 23:30Speaker 2: I'm listening to.
- 23:32Speaker 3: Yeah, that's that's that stands for a part of a
- 23:35Speaker 3: woman's body that starts with a V.
- 23:39Speaker 2: I didn't know that.
- 23:41Speaker 3: See that I was a crank caller, but that lady
- 23:44Speaker 3: was elderly, phil and I was trying to say to her,
- 23:46Speaker 3: and she will, let me say, if I'd been around
- 23:48Speaker 3: when she was younger, I could have helped her and
- 23:52Speaker 3: saved her years of heartache.
- 23:56Speaker 2: All right, Samantha, go ahead.
- 23:59Speaker 7: I listen to your show the whole time, and you're
- 24:02Speaker 7: a guest caller. I don't even know his name. I
- 24:04Speaker 7: really don't care. You have a completely warped sense. You
- 24:09Speaker 7: pray on women with vulnerabilities and insecurities. You're not helping
- 24:12Speaker 7: anybody when you walk up to women and say that
- 24:15Speaker 7: your breasts aren't making it or anything, when she's already
- 24:17Speaker 7: had them enhanced. She's trying to make herself look better
- 24:19Speaker 7: and said you walk up to her, you pray on her,
- 24:22Speaker 7: You tell her that she's not looking that good and
- 24:24Speaker 7: make her insecurities pop up all over again. You're the
- 24:26Speaker 7: kind of person in a young woman's life who ends
- 24:28Speaker 7: up making themselves feel bad about themselves. For the rest
- 24:31Speaker 7: of their lives. That woman's going to find something wrong
- 24:33Speaker 7: with their body.
- 24:33Speaker 3: No, ma'am, I'm not trying to do that at all.
- 24:35Speaker 3: I'm trying to No, I'm trying to do maybe for
- 24:38Speaker 3: the first time for American women, go up to them
- 24:39Speaker 3: and say, look, let's get real. You've spent billions in
- 24:43Speaker 3: the last few years on beauty in Hasmas and it's
- 24:47Speaker 3: not doing it. I mean, you know American women today
- 24:50Speaker 3: and they've had a lot to contend with. As mister
- 24:52Speaker 3: Henry pointed out, there's been a war. They've seen their
- 24:55Speaker 3: husbands and sons and sisters and mothers go off to war.
- 24:58Speaker 3: There's a lot to contend with in the school for
- 25:00Speaker 3: the children. This has been a tough time for American women.
- 25:03Speaker 3: Somebody's going to look them in the eye and say,
- 25:05Speaker 3: you know, it's tough. It's to look at you. I mean,
- 25:08Speaker 3: can they should be thanking me?
- 25:10Speaker 7: And you think that's what American women are really worrying
- 25:12Speaker 7: about right now, with wars going on, with things going
- 25:14Speaker 7: on in the schools that the people are out there
- 25:16Speaker 7: on the street, You really think that's what women are worrying.
- 25:18Speaker 3: About based upon the money they're spending on being a half.
- 25:21Speaker 3: But yeah, I believe they believe more than every four
- 25:23Speaker 3: in the sets.
- 25:24Speaker 7: Oh have you check out the money they might be
- 25:26Speaker 7: spending on psychologists who to deal with the insecurities that
- 25:28Speaker 7: they actually might have. Well, basically what makes me laugh
- 25:33Speaker 7: is that how you sit there and you say, and
- 25:34Speaker 7: you go out and you get all these women and everything.
- 25:36Speaker 7: I'm the type of woman if you ever came up
- 25:38Speaker 7: to me and said anything like that, your personality right
- 25:40Speaker 7: there would turn me off. I don't care how good
- 25:42Speaker 7: looking you say you are. It's a personality that makes
- 25:44Speaker 7: a person attractive. Hey, Samantha, this is discussing.
- 25:46Speaker 2: Samantha is phil Henry. You said something. I'm fascinated.
- 25:50Speaker 3: That's ready cause I make a point.
- 25:51Speaker 2: Now, hold on, I want to do I want to
- 25:52Speaker 2: do an experiment.
- 25:53Speaker 1: Samantha is sitting there in a in a cocktail lounge
- 25:57Speaker 1: or in a restaurant, and Samantha, you're there, and I'm
- 26:00Speaker 1: going to have mister Norton approach you as he might
- 26:04Speaker 1: any customer. Now, Samantha here's very intelligent, I can tell,
- 26:07Speaker 1: would you agree, Chris, Yeah, she's she's.
- 26:09Speaker 3: I think she's got the wrong idea though.
- 26:11Speaker 1: All right, But hold on for a minute, approach her
- 26:13Speaker 1: with your sales pitch, and let's see what she says.
- 26:17Speaker 3: All right, Well, I'd come up to her and I'd say, Hi,
- 26:19Speaker 3: I'm Chris. How are you to night?
- 26:21Speaker 7: I'm doing fine?
- 26:22Speaker 3: How are you great? I wanted to say to you, Samantha,
- 26:26Speaker 3: something that I think you'll appreciate. You're I know you're
- 26:31Speaker 3: here tonight because you feel you look good, but I'm
- 26:35Speaker 3: afraid you don't. And it's it's been rough.
- 26:40Speaker 7: See you ye could You're really not buying me with
- 26:42Speaker 7: the sales pitch.
- 26:44Speaker 3: No, but see what I'm doing is I'm being very
- 26:46Speaker 3: shy about it.
- 26:47Speaker 7: You're being shy about it. I seriously like you were
- 26:50Speaker 7: just very blunt with that. That's not being coy, that's
- 26:52Speaker 7: not being sad. Going down as soon as you walk
- 26:56Speaker 7: up to them.
- 26:56Speaker 3: No, no, ill you say, I am Chris. What's your name? Samantha?
- 26:59Speaker 3: Nice to be you. I gotta tell you. I know
- 27:02Speaker 3: you probably want your face to be okay, But.
- 27:06Speaker 1: Jesus man, what I know you probably want your face
- 27:10Speaker 1: to be okay?
- 27:11Speaker 7: You actually have women like to hit back on you,
- 27:13Speaker 7: and you throw them that line.
- 27:14Speaker 3: A lot of women appreciate.
- 27:15Speaker 7: I've like me with better ones than that.
- 27:18Speaker 3: No, ma'am, I didn't finish it, said, I know, but
- 27:20Speaker 3: your face isn't cutting it?
- 27:22Speaker 7: Oh that my face isn't cutting it? Well, guess what.
- 27:24Speaker 7: Your brain isn't cutting a pal if you have the
- 27:26Speaker 7: sense to even come over to me and say something like.
- 27:27Speaker 2: That, mister Norton, can I can I say something?
- 27:29Speaker 3: It's very please? What's happening is you put me on
- 27:32Speaker 3: the spot.
- 27:32Speaker 1: Now, come on, man, your face ain't cutting it. She's
- 27:38Speaker 1: gonna throw a drink?
- 27:39Speaker 7: Yeah, yeah, exactly.
- 27:40Speaker 3: Maybe I think it's funny too. No, you know what
- 27:42Speaker 3: I think it's funny, is mister Harry laughing at me.
- 27:44Speaker 3: I've had more sass with more women than mister Henry
- 27:48Speaker 3: will ever have.
- 27:49Speaker 7: Well, you know what, seriously, those women don't have a
- 27:50Speaker 7: brain cell. Then maybe, uh, mister Henry's getting like laid
- 27:53Speaker 7: more often than you are in a lot of relationship
- 27:56Speaker 7: because they actually have a brain. To compliment his wife,
- 28:00Speaker 7: she's not cutting it with her breast or her face.
- 28:02Speaker 3: Mister Henry's married, how often could he be getting laid?
- 28:05Speaker 1: Oh that's pretty funny, dude. You know what do you
- 28:07Speaker 1: know about being married? Okay, number two going up to
- 28:10Speaker 1: a woman. Are you trying to.
- 28:11Speaker 3: Tell me I came up to Samantha in a very
- 28:14Speaker 3: shy way. Hi, I'm Chris. I hope you're doing good tonight.
- 28:16Speaker 3: I want to be very direct. I have hair care
- 28:18Speaker 3: and face products and your face could really use them.
- 28:22Speaker 1: Good lord, man, don't you understand that a woman gets
- 28:25Speaker 1: dressed up to go out for the night with her
- 28:26Speaker 1: girlfriends and a first cat that walks up there and says,
- 28:29Speaker 1: by the way, your face ain't cutting it.
- 28:32Speaker 7: I'm really to go ahead walk to someone else and
- 28:34Speaker 7: try somebody else out with that line, Because I know
- 28:36Speaker 7: I'm pretty, I know I'm intelligent. I'm not hard on
- 28:39Speaker 7: the eyes or anything else like that, And I don't
- 28:40Speaker 7: need a man like you walking up to me because
- 28:42Speaker 7: guess what, I am secure as myself. Man, I don't
- 28:45Speaker 7: care what you're saying to make me more insecure. To
- 28:47Speaker 7: go to your freaking multi billion dollar company or whatever
- 28:50Speaker 7: you call it, to go and get beauty and handsome.
- 28:52Speaker 7: That's not going to make me happy.
- 28:53Speaker 3: There's an old saying, I'll see the best policy.
- 28:57Speaker 7: Honest, he is the best policy.
- 28:58Speaker 3: Yeah, no, with me, So don't even try.
- 29:01Speaker 7: To tell me that honesty is the best time.
- 29:04Speaker 3: Aunty is the best posse because young people didn't hold
- 29:09Speaker 3: on for a minute.
- 29:09Speaker 2: What did you say, Honesty is the best posse?
- 29:12Speaker 7: I think that's what he said. He's has the policy,
- 29:14Speaker 7: but he got mixed up.
- 29:15Speaker 3: Well, okay, so me coming up to you and saying, Hi, Samantha,
- 29:18Speaker 3: I'm Chris. I know you want to have a boyfriend,
- 29:21Speaker 3: but you're.
- 29:21Speaker 7: Gonna have to do You have a boyfriend, all right,
- 29:23Speaker 7: but you're.
- 29:23Speaker 3: Gonna have to do something with you. We'll say you didn't.
- 29:25Speaker 3: You're gonna have to do something with your face and
- 29:27Speaker 3: your breast in my breast.
- 29:30Speaker 7: By and my breath and and and my face. It
- 29:33Speaker 7: doesn't look good enough. You actually come to me to
- 29:36Speaker 7: give me a line.
- 29:36Speaker 3: About no, ma'am, I would say it's not cutting it now,
- 29:38Speaker 3: but it could.
- 29:40Speaker 7: You know what, Seriously, when women actually go to go
- 29:42Speaker 7: and do that, they're trying to fill a void within themselves.
- 29:45Speaker 7: It doesn't matter when they go and get their beauty
- 29:47Speaker 7: enhancements because guess what that void is still there.
- 29:49Speaker 3: Well, I think you've got a problem with men, and
- 29:52Speaker 3: I think that most of the time my approach is
- 29:53Speaker 3: gonna work. Okay with men. I think you have a
- 29:56Speaker 3: problem with men. Yeah, because I help you.
- 29:58Speaker 7: I'm very egotistical, I'm very man like you.
- 30:03Speaker 3: Man, I'm very sessy, and I've had a lot of sensuality.
- 30:05Speaker 3: And for you to look at me and say, you know, what's.
- 30:07Speaker 7: Really a person who has to keep on talking about
- 30:09Speaker 7: their sensuality and how much sex they have probably isn't
- 30:12Speaker 7: very cute and isn't getting laid very often, ma'am.
- 30:13Speaker 3: I believe me, I get more than a rental car.
- 30:17Speaker 2: Okay, that line so original, man, Such an original line.
- 30:22Speaker 3: You're telling me you've heard that line before.
- 30:23Speaker 2: Yeah, in every joke book I've ever read.
- 30:26Speaker 3: I don't think so, man, because I wrote it.
- 30:28Speaker 7: Oh you wrote it?
- 30:29Speaker 3: Yes, I did.
- 30:30Speaker 1: Yeah, Okay, right, dude, take it from me and Samantha,
- 30:34Speaker 1: I think is trying to tell you walking up to
- 30:36Speaker 1: a woman and say okay, then.
- 30:37Speaker 3: How come last week I went home with this chick
- 30:39Speaker 3: and when I came up to it and I said,
- 30:41Speaker 3: your face is okay, I could make it way way better,
- 30:45Speaker 3: and that she went home with me.
- 30:46Speaker 7: How many drinks did you give her?
- 30:48Speaker 3: I did give her any. She was already drinking.
- 30:50Speaker 7: Oh she was. Yeah, jeez, that's a big wonder Oh,
- 30:54Speaker 7: so you got to be drunk to have cess with me? Probably?
- 30:58Speaker 3: Okay, how much do you drink?
- 30:59Speaker 2: All right? Look Samantha, thank you for your call.
- 31:02Speaker 3: Yeah, well, I don't appreciate Missonery not being allowed to
- 31:05Speaker 3: me to say to her facing cutment.
- 31:07Speaker 1: You already said it six times, that are facing cutment.
- 31:10Speaker 1: It's a Phil Henry show, Chris Norton from Jermaine Haircare.
- 31:13Speaker 1: It's named after your partner the company.
- 31:15Speaker 3: Yeah. My partner's last Germaine, right, And it was his
- 31:18Speaker 3: idea that I could be the front man for the
- 31:19Speaker 3: company because I have had you know, I have had
- 31:23Speaker 3: been told that. You know, I'm very sussy and I'm
- 31:25Speaker 3: good looking, and I think women do aspire to it.
- 31:28Speaker 3: I'm not saying I'm the end all be all, but
- 31:30Speaker 3: a lot of women want to, you know, date me.
- 31:33Speaker 3: And so if you want to date me, you know
- 31:36Speaker 3: you have to do something with your face. You need
- 31:38Speaker 3: to do something. You know, you got to get your
- 31:41Speaker 3: body together or something. I don't know what.
- 31:46Speaker 2: I just think it's a tough approach, man.
- 31:47Speaker 3: It's tough love, is what it is. It's tough love
- 31:49Speaker 3: for the.
- 31:50Speaker 2: Women's Andrea, go ahead, you're on the Phil Henry Show.
- 31:53Speaker 8: Are you kidding me, Chris? I'm sorry if you think
- 31:57Speaker 8: the only way you're going to be successful in life
- 31:59Speaker 8: is by day eating one and because you think.
- 32:01Speaker 3: You look good, No, no, I said, I said. The
- 32:04Speaker 3: way to get women to get with it, you know,
- 32:08Speaker 3: about their face, is to be direct with them. That's all.
- 32:13Speaker 8: You're kidding me. How long have you been in this
- 32:15Speaker 8: industry so far?
- 32:17Speaker 3: Well, we've just we got the business charter in December
- 32:20Speaker 3: and we've been incorporated.
- 32:22Speaker 8: I can tell you right now you ain't gonna make it.
- 32:24Speaker 3: Well, excuse me, but what's your experience.
- 32:27Speaker 8: I've been in the beauty industry for fifteen years. I've
- 32:30Speaker 8: worked for a man who's extremely successful and known worldwide industry.
- 32:35Speaker 3: For thirty years. You work for a man, there you go.
- 32:37Speaker 8: You know why I work for a man. He taught
- 32:39Speaker 8: me everything I know. The first thing out of his
- 32:42Speaker 8: mouth as as a professional hairdresser is you look beautiful.
- 32:47Speaker 8: He has always, always, always enforced us to complement our clients,
- 32:53Speaker 8: to tell them that they look beautiful. And you know what,
- 32:55Speaker 8: we find the inner beauty in our clients and they
- 32:58Speaker 8: have been friends of ours.
- 33:00Speaker 3: That's that's not fair to say the woman I'm looking
- 33:04Speaker 3: at your inner beauty. No, man, a minute, you're saying,
- 33:07Speaker 3: that's not fair to say I'm looking into your inner beauty.
- 33:08Speaker 3: Oh yeah, By the way, that'll be one hundred and
- 33:10Speaker 3: fifty bucks for your haircut.
- 33:12Speaker 8: And you know what, people will pay it because they
- 33:14Speaker 8: feel so so damn good.
- 33:16Speaker 3: Well, I just feel the honesty is the best posse.
- 33:19Speaker 3: And when I say to.
- 33:20Speaker 1: A woman like, all right, let's try it again. And
- 33:23Speaker 1: if you've learned anything with our last car, let's try
- 33:25Speaker 1: with Andrea. Andrea is sitting there in a in a
- 33:28Speaker 1: cocktail lounge. You walk up to her and say, what Hi,
- 33:31Speaker 1: my name is Chris.
- 33:32Speaker 8: Are you No, I walk up to somebody. I will
- 33:36Speaker 8: be the first person to walk up to somebody and say, wow,
- 33:40Speaker 8: your hair is beautiful. Are you are really really pretty?
- 33:42Speaker 3: Well? I know I am, but I'm talking to you
- 33:44Speaker 3: right now.
- 33:45Speaker 8: I'm not talking to you. There's no way I will.
- 33:47Speaker 4: It's a woman before.
- 33:48Speaker 3: If you said that to somebody, it'd be me. And
- 33:51Speaker 3: then I say to you, I appreciate that very much,
- 33:53Speaker 3: but you've got to do something with your face.
- 33:58Speaker 8: Yeah, you had thrown in your face.
- 34:01Speaker 3: That's a good question, have you I apparently she didn't
- 34:04Speaker 3: hear it when I said I'm very I'm good looking.
- 34:07Speaker 8: Who cares how good looking you are? How you treat
- 34:10Speaker 8: a person? You're just going to make you in this world?
- 34:12Speaker 3: Oh yeah, right, so you go out with guys that
- 34:14Speaker 3: are a little that are ugly, I don't think so.
- 34:16Speaker 3: I think you're Carrie.
- 34:17Speaker 8: I've been so happily married for fifteen.
- 34:19Speaker 3: Years to an ugly guy.
- 34:21Speaker 8: Well great, absolutely not, absolutely not. I could send you
- 34:25Speaker 8: a picture over the internet right now. We're a very
- 34:27Speaker 8: good looking couple.
- 34:28Speaker 3: I'm not gay, so thank you, but I don't want
- 34:30Speaker 3: a picture of your husband. However, if you want to
- 34:32Speaker 3: send one of yourself, I could evaluate it for fifty
- 34:35Speaker 3: dollars and tell you what needs to be done.
- 34:39Speaker 2: Oh yeah, man, that's what you know what.
- 34:41Speaker 8: I don't need anything.
- 34:42Speaker 3: I'd like you to. Could you please just email me
- 34:44Speaker 3: your face.
- 34:44Speaker 8: Or I absolutely will. I absolutely will, all.
- 34:48Speaker 3: Right, email it and I'll look at it and I'll
- 34:50Speaker 3: tell you what you got to do. If anything. Maybe
- 34:52Speaker 3: there's nothing.
- 34:53Speaker 8: I care, all right, I got a break, don't care.
- 34:58Speaker 8: Do you want to be done with me? You are
- 34:59Speaker 8: no friend end of mine? Ever buy your product.
- 35:02Speaker 3: I'm just saying, if your phrase is trucked. If you've
- 35:04Speaker 3: got a truck face, don't you want me to say something?
- 35:07Speaker 7: Run?
- 35:07Speaker 8: I'm told you know what.
- 35:08Speaker 5: No.
- 35:08Speaker 8: I was at a party last week.
- 35:11Speaker 2: I loved him, how.
- 35:12Speaker 8: Beautiful I was. And I've never had any work done.
- 35:14Speaker 3: It's called beer goggled.
- 35:16Speaker 6: No One.
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- 35:33Speaker 3: Yeah, I just I want to say, Chris morn here
- 35:35Speaker 3: and if you do want some help with your face, and.
- 35:38Speaker 1: You and you and you and you and you and
- 35:40Speaker 1: you can take some criticism, and you do.
- 35:44Speaker 2: You want to look at it as a man and
- 35:46Speaker 2: get out of here? Will you wait a minute minute,
- 35:49Speaker 2: see if I've done it.