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The Devil's Hand Holds a Custom-made Doll (Promo) · Movie Meltdown

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  Speaker 1: So this episode is a very special Horror Club episode
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  Speaker 1: for exclusive Horror Club members only. And you could be that.
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  Speaker 1: If you're not, you're doing this wrong. So one of
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  Speaker 1: the big benefits is that you get to pick one
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  Speaker 1: of the movies we're going to talk about in the
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  Speaker 1: upcoming future world. And if not, we're left with choosing
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  Speaker 1: our own. Now, if you've been following along, not that
• 0:51
  Speaker 1: long ago, we had the bottom feeder discussion, which I
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  Speaker 1: feel like everybody needs to have that at some point.
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  Speaker 1: Sit your kids down, bottom feeder discussion. But that aside,
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  Speaker 1: I've been trying to, again, occasionally, I venture out into
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  Speaker 1: the world, so I'm trying to see what our horrible
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  Speaker 1: fallback plan is. So I sent you guys a photo
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  Speaker 1: of the last... Arguably horror movie.
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  Speaker 2: That's the thing.
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  Speaker 1: I keep finding weird ones, but they're not really even horror.
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  Speaker 1: That one was... Let me see. Eye of the Beast
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  Speaker 1: starring James Van Der Beek. And as I looked it
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  Speaker 1: up earlier, it's a TV movie. So it's gonna be great.
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  Speaker 1: There's something with tentacles on the front cover. I don't know.
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  Speaker 2: Might just be an octopus.
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  Speaker 1: Might be some sort of kraken.
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  Speaker 3: Hell if I know.
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  Speaker 1: But.
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  Speaker 3: I hope it's.
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  Speaker 4: Just a big octopus.
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  Speaker 1: Probably is, actually, because they can't afford a real monster,
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  Speaker 1: so they'll just use stock footage. Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: Planet Earth.
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  Speaker 1: Pull Ed Wood and throw some random wrestle around with
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  Speaker 1: a plastic octopus. That could be what we're watching. We
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  Speaker 1: hope not.
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  Speaker 3: I haven't really.
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  Speaker 1: I didn't buy it.
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  Speaker 3: You're lucky.
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  Speaker 1: I didn't buy it yet, so that's a fallback plan. Hopefully,
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  Speaker 1: you will join the club and give us a movie
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  Speaker 1: to put on the list so we can watch something.
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  Speaker 1: Much better than whatever Van Der Beek has put together
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  Speaker 1: for us this week. So, just saying. Join the club.
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  Speaker 1: Go to MovieMountain.com. Click on the Horror Club link and
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  Speaker 1: you can give us a movie that's probably better than
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  Speaker 1: Eye of the Beast.
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  Speaker 3: I don't know. You're all about some Van Der Beek.
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  Speaker 3: Because I'm looking at a picture from the movie of
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  Speaker 3: one of said tentacles. It doesn't even look CGI. That's how...
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  Speaker 3: Practical effects. Yeah, that's how impressive this movie has to be.
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  Speaker 4: Okay.
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  Speaker 1: But until then, you can listen to... Uh-oh. I mean... It.
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  Speaker 4: Looks like a spirit Halloween decoration. That's fun.
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  Speaker 3: That would cost several hundred dollars to put in your yard.
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  Speaker 3: This looks like something spirit Halloween would reject.
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  Speaker 1: But you don't need to reject any of that. You
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  Speaker 1: can join the club and be embraced by the wonders
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  Speaker 1: that is the Horror Club. So, in the meantime, you
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  Speaker 1: can listen to these snippets of awesomeness from this week's
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  Speaker 1: episode to try to tide you over.
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  Speaker 4: The subtitle of this movie, to keep on theme with
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  Speaker 4: the earlier ones we talked about, could just be Horny
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  Speaker 4: Men Make the Worst Decisions. It's literally like.
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  Speaker 2: Honey, I can't argue with it.
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  Speaker 4: You see the torso up of a beautiful woman in
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  Speaker 4: the sky.
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  Speaker 1: That's all you need.
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  Speaker 3: That's all you need.
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  Speaker 2: Your point?
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  Speaker 4: And you're like, I'm going to throw out my relationship.
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  Speaker 4: And it's just like, the more it went on, the
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  Speaker 4: more annoyed I got.
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  Speaker 3: Because this is something I've noticed in your independent B-film,
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  Speaker 3: independent or B-film movies from this time. You'll have just
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  Speaker 3: this really kicking opening song.
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  Speaker 1: Mm-hmm.
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  Speaker 3: And then everything's downhill from there.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, kind. So, do you ever, like, get dressed in
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  Speaker 1: what might be considered lingerie and invite a strange man
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  Speaker 1: to have dinner with you? Answer the door in it
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  Speaker 1: with maybe a robe, kind of?
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  Speaker 3: I don't know.
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  Speaker 1: I never figured out what it was. It all looked
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  Speaker 1: very nice. But I'm like, is this what you wear
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  Speaker 1: out in the world?
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  Speaker 2: Is this what you sleep in? It could be both.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know.
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  Speaker 4: She was like rocking the lounge wear and street wear
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  Speaker 4: before the pandemic. Definitely. I'm like, now I wear sweatpants
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  Speaker 4: all the time. But that's a little different than a
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  Speaker 4: floor length silk gown and sheer robe.
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  Speaker 2: Or whatever it was.
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  Speaker 4: I want to now.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: I want to get myself some matching sets.
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  Speaker 1: And then just invite a random dude over.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: And have your houseboy make you a dinner. My boyfriend.
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  Speaker 4: Like, beers. Is he okay with this plan?
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  Speaker 3: Because I feel like he shouldn't be. Well, how does
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  Speaker 3: that guy have time to sculpt lifelike dolls and run
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  Speaker 3: a satanic cult in his basement?
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  Speaker 1: But I'm like, just once we get to the store,
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  Speaker 1: I started thinking, I'm like, what kind of a weirdo?
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  Speaker 1: has a doll that looks like somebody they know. Like,
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  Speaker 1: wouldn't you be creeped out if you knew somebody? Oh, wait, no, look.
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  Speaker 4: I felt like his motivations kept going back and forth. Like,
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  Speaker 4: he seemed like he was super into Bianca now, and
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  Speaker 4: so now I'm in the satanic cult, but then he
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  Speaker 4: comes back and, like, pulls the pin out of his
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  Speaker 4: girlfriend's doll, but then he still is, like.
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  Speaker 1: He's looking up there going, are they gonna sacrifice a human?
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  Speaker 1: And again, that's about as upset as he seemed about it.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: So, like, humans or what?
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  Speaker 3: Can we eat them afterwards?
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  Speaker 1: Nothing seems to faze this guy.
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  Speaker 3: Sure.
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  Speaker 2: There is a lady.
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  Speaker 3: In a skirt.
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  Speaker 2: A very typical early 60s, late 50s skirt.
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  Speaker 4: Mini-ish.
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  Speaker 2: Short, yeah. She is bent at the waist.
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  Speaker 3: With her arms.
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  Speaker 2: Crossed across her chest like, oh my. Some elbow action
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  Speaker 2: going on.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, some elbow action. Her derriere is promptly in the air.
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  Speaker 5: And she has a surprised look on her face. But
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  Speaker 5: what's interesting is several inches above her back, not her head,
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  Speaker 5: her back, is a small little man in a suit.
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  Speaker 1: Like, they're not messing around. Like, it is full on
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  Speaker 1: horrific at many points.
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  Speaker 4: Okay.
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  Speaker 3: Which is probably one of my favorite and also at
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  Speaker 3: the same time least over-the-top William Castle movies.
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  Speaker 1: Wait, why is there always a sex tape involved in
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  Speaker 1: his movies?
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  Speaker 2: I'm just piecing this.
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  Speaker 1: Together, too.
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  Speaker 4: Oh, now I'm trying to think. I don't think that
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  Speaker 4: there is a sex tape in this one, but it's
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  Speaker 4: very good.
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  Speaker 1: You're just looking for an extra director hole connection there.
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  Speaker 4: I did laugh out loud when his name popped up.
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  Speaker 4: No offense, William.
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  Speaker 1: Because you're 11 years old.
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  Speaker 3: It's okay. I'm sure he's long dead by now.
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  Speaker 4: And this was the time where they're handing out Quaaludes
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  Speaker 4: like little Tic Tacs. Just go get a prescription.
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  Speaker 1: Who cares?
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  Speaker 4: Knock yourself out. He also slept in a twin bed.
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  Speaker 1: Because he's cool.
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  Speaker 4: As a grown man. gave me concerns, but that's fine.
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  Speaker 3: He was a bachelor in 1959, which was when this
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  Speaker 3: movie was actually made. And that's when... That released for
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  Speaker 3: two years.
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  Speaker 2: That's how I can get the cool sheets, too.
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  Speaker 1: I mean, that guy, probably.
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  Speaker 3: That used to be the case. It's becoming easier and
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  Speaker 3: easier to find Star Wars sheets. That's true. I know,
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  Speaker 3: because we have two sets. Why would you.
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  Speaker 1: Bother to do astral projection to someone you're standing next to?
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  Speaker 3: 10 inches not feet.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah i mean you're right behind him you're he's like
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  Speaker 1: look ahead there you are or turn around she's right.
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  Speaker 3: There he's such a jackass he's like it's like you're
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  Speaker 3: right here in the room.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know i was just trying to decide were
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  Speaker 1: they thinking that far ahead and actually planning it or
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  Speaker 1: were they just sort of ripping these pages off as
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  Speaker 1: they go yeah you're like here say these scenes now
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  Speaker 1: say these words And then the next scene, it's like,
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  Speaker 1: say these words.
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  Speaker 3: I'm like, but these don't match with the last scene.
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  Speaker 3: Shut up and say more words. These aren't even typed,
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  Speaker 3: for Christ's sake.
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  Speaker 2: I scribbled them down.
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  Speaker 1: You can read most of them.
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  Speaker 3: Now go. You're not a cocktail napkin.
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  Speaker 4: There's a stick figure. And tiny dolls.
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  Speaker 2: That's what this is all about.
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  Speaker 3: Dolls. Now shut up and read my stick figure. Maybe
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  Speaker 3: there's some progressiveness with the acting.
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  Speaker 1: I'm just like, why do you have a goddess of
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  Speaker 1: love and you're in this worshiping this demon thing, but
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  Speaker 1: then Buddha's over there and then you've got swords and shit.
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  Speaker 3: I don't know.
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  Speaker 2: Like nothing matches up in this. It just seems like
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  Speaker 2: they came up with some.
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  Speaker 3: And dolls.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah. Again, it's like they change their mind every 15
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  Speaker 1: minutes or so. They're just like, this is a movie
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  Speaker 1: about creepy dolls. And then they're like, no, wait, witchcraft.
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  Speaker 3: No, wait!
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  Speaker 5: No!
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  Speaker 1: Like, every few minutes they kept going.
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  Speaker 2: I got a better idea.
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  Speaker 4: Hold on. It's a wagon wheel chandelier with swords. What
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  Speaker 4: else do you need?
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  Speaker 3: Get it?
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  Speaker 4: We're done.
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  Speaker 3: And it's controlled by sewing machine pedals. Let's do lunch.
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  Speaker 2: We're done now.
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  Speaker 3: Well, I almost feel like somebody was like, okay, you
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  Speaker 3: guys go to lunch, come back with some notes on
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  Speaker 3: what you want this to do, and then they came
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  Speaker 3: back and they're like, He's like, none of these, I
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  Speaker 3: thought you guys had lunch together. And they're like, oh,
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  Speaker 3: you wanted to have some lunch together? We just went
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  Speaker 3: off and.
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  Speaker 2: We were supposed to talk about that? No, no, no.
• 9:57
  Speaker 1: And I believe it was described at the time. as
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  Speaker 1: an inane virtually plotless mixture of haunted houses hot rodders.
• 10:05
  Speaker 2: And rock and roll oh hell yeah that's what.
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  Speaker 1: I said i was like yeah you sound like you're
• 10:10
  Speaker 1: trying to make it sound bad but you're doing it
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  Speaker 1: wrong because that sounded awesome.
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  Speaker 4: Why would this high-powerful witch priestess be interested in me,
• 10:20
  Speaker 4: an unemployed electronics man?
• 10:22
  Speaker 1: I think the internet's falling apart. Are you haunted? Maybe.
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  Speaker 4: Electronics! Electronics!
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  Speaker 2: The wave of the future!
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  Speaker 3: If only we had a douche with a doll fetish
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  Speaker 3: to fix your electronic devices. That can be arranged.
• 10:43
  Speaker 1: A scientist develops a serum that can eradicate scar tissue.
• 10:47
  Speaker 1: He tries it on a girl with a horribly disfigured face.
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  Speaker 1: It succeeds, but then he discovers the girl is an
• 10:53
  Speaker 1: escaped mental patient from a local asylum. Yes.
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  Speaker 5: Wow.
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  Speaker 1: So go ahead and pencil that in.
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  Speaker 4: I'm into that, yes.
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  Speaker 3: My thought was you guys put that much detail into
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  Speaker 3: that scene. If you could have put half as much
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  Speaker 3: effort into the rest of the movie, maybe you would
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  Speaker 3: have had some.
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  Speaker 4: Well, that reminds me of I Drink Your Blood, where
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  Speaker 4: they were just this big, fun, multicultural gang of devil worshippers.
• 11:20
  Speaker 3: Everybody gets together to worship Satan.
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  Speaker 4: It's like, well, good for you for having a diverse cast.
• 11:27
  Speaker 1: It's cool that you're hippies and all, but you're also
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  Speaker 1: murdering people.
• 11:31
  Speaker 3: You're doing hippie wrong.
• 11:35
  Speaker 4: But oh well.
• 11:36
  Speaker 3: You know, maybe that was the warning in I Drink
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  Speaker 3: Your Blood that race mixing leads to evil murder.
• 11:45
  Speaker 4: Could be.
• 11:45
  Speaker 3: If you guys don't know what we're talking about, go
• 11:47
  Speaker 3: back and listen to the I Drink Your Blood episode.
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  Speaker 3: It's a fun one. And then tell your friends to
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  Speaker 3: join up so they can hear it too. Because it's awesome.
• 11:55
  Speaker 1: We got a lot out of that episode.
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  Speaker 3: That was a good movie. Can we just talk about
• 11:58
  Speaker 3: that movie from now on?
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  Speaker 2: Let's just switch over.
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  Speaker 3: Because I feel like it would really go with the
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  Speaker 3: theme of this movie.
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  Speaker 1: If you don't join, you're going to get attacked by
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  Speaker 1: a plastic tentacle. Tentacle. I said tentacle.
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  Speaker 4: Come get wrapped in our loving tentacles of the Horror Club.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, man. We need to put that on a shirt.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah. Join the club.
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  Speaker 2: Maybe we'll make a shirt of that.
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  Speaker 4: I'd wear it.
• 12:26
  Speaker 1: Go to movieoutdown.com. Click on the Horror Club link and
• 12:29
  Speaker 1: be part of the tentacle fun. Or not, if you
• 12:33
  Speaker 1: pick a better movie. to hold you near my heart.
• 12:41
  Speaker 4: Say that we'll never drift apart.
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  Speaker 1: Eight arms to hold you near my heart.
• 12:52
  Speaker 4: Say that we'll never drift apart.
• 12:55
  Speaker 1: Eight arms to hold you near my heart.