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Mark interviews WOR weeknight host Jimmy Failla. · The Mark Simone Show

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  Speaker 1: Okay, So Mark Simone show on sevent ten wor.
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  Speaker 2: Well, great comedian, excellent talk show host. Jimmy Fayla, he's
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  Speaker 2: on every night here on WR. You should listen to
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  Speaker 2: him every night, nine to midnight, every weeknight. Also on Saturdays.
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  Speaker 2: He does the best late night show in television at
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  Speaker 2: ten o'clock on the Fox News channel. And you can
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  Speaker 2: get tickets to be in the studio. Audience will tell
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  Speaker 2: you how Jimmy Fayla, how you doing?
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  Speaker 1: You know what? I'm in good spirits right now. We
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  Speaker 1: got a seat fire, which I thought was, you know,
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  Speaker 1: a step in the right direction. And we saw this coming. Mark.
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  Speaker 1: Everyone knows that gay Ayah Tola doesn't want to get
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  Speaker 1: stuck with seventy two female vergins. Okay, Batman did not
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  Speaker 1: want to get blown up, No, sir.
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  Speaker 2: You know Steve Whitcoff, guys say Jared the New York
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  Speaker 2: real estate negotiations. You know, they're having dinner at twenty one,
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  Speaker 2: they're going Now they're suddenly in Islamabad, Pakistan talking to
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  Speaker 2: terrorist loons. What the how's that gonna go?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, and it's it's getting complicated out there. It's if
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  Speaker 3: you miss an episode, it's like you've missed the whole
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  Speaker 3: You've missed the whole thing. It's like watching Breaking Band.
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  Speaker 3: Now every day there's some new crazy development.
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  Speaker 1: But uh, you know, the one thing I'll say is,
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  Speaker 1: obviously these ceasefires get a little crazy in the Middle East.
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  Speaker 3: And you never know how long they're gonna last.
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  Speaker 1: It's kind of like when you win a goldfish for
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  Speaker 1: your kid at the carnival. You know, nine times out
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  Speaker 1: of ten you're flushing it down the toilet that night
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  Speaker 1: and making up a story about how it swim off
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  Speaker 1: to see its family.
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  Speaker 3: So, uh, you know, we could be two weeks away
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  Speaker 3: from this piece you'll swimming off to see its family.
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  Speaker 3: But you know Trump's gonna keep his foot on the gas.
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  Speaker 1: I mean, I think that's the one thing we all
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  Speaker 1: know to be certain is you know, they're not afraid
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  Speaker 1: to make moves in this administration, and it sure seems
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  Speaker 1: like they're making them.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah. Now we have the video of every Democrat, Biden, Obama,
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  Speaker 2: Hillary Clinton, everybody saying we're gonna go we have to
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  Speaker 2: get a ran, we gotta go in there, we got
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  Speaker 2: to get a ran. They've been saying it for forty years.
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  Speaker 2: Trump actually does it and they go, what the hell
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  Speaker 2: is he doing? Why would he do this? How does
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  Speaker 2: that work?
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  Speaker 3: And it's funny because they did it in the same game.
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  Speaker 3: They didn't even like let the sun.
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  Speaker 1: Go down and come up like in it literally in
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  Speaker 1: the same imagine if someone was on the sidewalk as
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  Speaker 1: they are for like the environment, you know those people
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  Speaker 1: with the clipboards. Yeah, and you're walking down the street
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  Speaker 1: and they're like, save the whales, tank, can you save
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  Speaker 1: the whales? And at the next block you're like, you
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  Speaker 1: know what, screw the whales? Screw Like they completely reversed
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  Speaker 1: their position. It was he's a war criminal if he
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  Speaker 1: bombs Ran. This guy would be a war criminal if
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  Speaker 1: he bombs Ran.
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  Speaker 3: Six hours later they're.
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  Speaker 1: Like, how dare you not bomb a Ran?
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  Speaker 3: Like what's even happening here?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah? They keep making up these fake things, war crimes,
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  Speaker 2: taking out bridges and power plants. Every war day one
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  Speaker 2: you take out bridges and power plants. Even this Mark
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  Speaker 2: Kelly who's yelling it's a war crime. It turns out
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  Speaker 2: as a pilot, he took out bridges and power plants.
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  Speaker 2: How did they sleep at night with all this deocracy?
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  Speaker 2: It is.
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  Speaker 1: It's so funny because We're beyond shame. Like people don't
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  Speaker 1: feel shame anymore. Like we laugh at it. We think
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  Speaker 1: it's crazy. But if you feel shame, there's no way
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  Speaker 1: you could get on TV, get hair and get makeup,
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  Speaker 1: have time to think it over, and then say something
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  Speaker 1: that's just so demonstrably stupid, like the Mark Kelly one.
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  Speaker 1: You know, he was the guy obviously who told the
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  Speaker 1: troops they don't have to follow the league orders. And
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  Speaker 1: then he was like, well, I'm not saying anything specific,
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  Speaker 1: it's all like that's the point. It's like, these are
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  Speaker 1: not serious people. And I think like once everyone realizes
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  Speaker 1: the pro wrestling aspect of what this is, because the
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  Speaker 1: Democratic Party doesn't mean anything they're screaming about.
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  Speaker 3: You know, if you go to a wrestling match.
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  Speaker 1: The macho man hates the ultimate Warrior, but when you
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  Speaker 1: leave the wrestling match, neither of them care.
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  Speaker 3: Okay, that's the Democrat Party.
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  Speaker 1: They don't care about this. They just want people manage trumpet.
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  Speaker 2: Hey, the big Al Sharpton convention is taking place. All
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  Speaker 2: the twenty twenty eight hopefuls are they're today? Yea, I
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  Speaker 2: assume you're not going to this. You're laughing at it.
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  Speaker 2: I'm not going to kiss the ring of Alf Sharpton.
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  Speaker 1: I'm still with link. If Al Sharpton gets a convention,
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  Speaker 1: why doesn't Jesse Smilette get a convention? You know, how
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  Speaker 1: come one guy can fake a racial Oaks crime and
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  Speaker 1: he gets a convention in a show on MSNBC.
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  Speaker 3: Where is Esse Smillett's show?
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  Speaker 1: I mean, this is crazy, and they'll take the ride,
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  Speaker 1: people will show off, they'll try to get the Reverend
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  Speaker 1: Now's endorsement, and it's.
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  Speaker 3: All a shakedown.
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  Speaker 1: And the one thing I like about it, honestly, Mark,
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  Speaker 1: is that the Democrats are not changing their approach to anything, Meaning.
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  Speaker 3: This is a strategy that in twenty twenty.
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  Speaker 1: Eight got them annihilated, okay, and they're not really pivoting
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  Speaker 1: away from it. And that might work in the mid
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  Speaker 1: terms because the midterms traditionally, as we know, the incumbent
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  Speaker 1: party usually gets poor turnout and they lose down ballot
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  Speaker 1: when we get back to the general election. If they
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  Speaker 1: really think this is sailable stuff, they're gonna get beat again.
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  Speaker 3: So it's like we shouldn't really be talking.
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  Speaker 1: Him out of it. We should be throwing Reverend Awl
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  Speaker 1: a couple of bucks to buy another nice suit.
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  Speaker 2: Hey, we have MSNBC on on the screen here. I
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  Speaker 2: don't know if you know about those SIS Tonight exclusive
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  Speaker 2: interview John Kerry, Oh, I don't think anybody else.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, it was actually an exclusive invites is a matter
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  Speaker 1: of fact, not atleast the interview exclusive.
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  Speaker 3: The invite was exclusive.
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  Speaker 1: That might be my favorite one. But you know what,
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  Speaker 1: they they got to get people on there right now
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  Speaker 1: who can make Lawrence O'Donnell look normal because it's not working. Okay.
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  Speaker 1: I know you saw the clip Lawrence o'donnald yelling about
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  Speaker 1: no man left behind. We all saw the daring rescue
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  Speaker 1: of our fighter pilot in Iran, but Pete Hesf used
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  Speaker 1: a dated term, no man left behind. Let me tell
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  Speaker 1: you something, and you know this. If you're a female
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  Speaker 1: pilot and you're two hundred miles behind enemy line and
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  Speaker 1: the helicopter shows up and goes get in, no man
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  Speaker 1: left behind, you're not gonna be like, hell, no, I'm
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  Speaker 1: getting in. It's not about gendering the pilot. It's about
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  Speaker 1: rescuing the pilot. That's the point, okay, And that that's
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  Speaker 1: where they've really lost the plot. Did you see the
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  Speaker 1: one in Canada? How they change Pride to MMIWGQ two
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  Speaker 1: b qq plus. Did you see that mark? That is
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  Speaker 1: not a Pride movement. That's a strong email password. If
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  Speaker 1: that was your email password, you'd never get hacked again.
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  Speaker 2: Using what is the plus for? I still don't know
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  Speaker 2: what's the plus for?
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  Speaker 1: I don't know if it means like it keeps going,
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  Speaker 1: you know what I mean? Enough, Sometimes they do that
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  Speaker 1: because I honestly don't have an answer, and I'm not
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  Speaker 1: mocking it. I'm saying they really did lose the plot
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  Speaker 1: because we're all asking the same questions. You know, New
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  Speaker 1: York is the birthplace of the Pride movement, and it
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  Speaker 1: was about sexual orientation and we supported it and we're
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  Speaker 1: happy Stone won't happen. But when it gets into this,
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  Speaker 1: which again, if we're literally asking as a society, what
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  Speaker 1: is the plus or the g or the two sl
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  Speaker 1: is two spirit? You know again, I once we're at
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  Speaker 1: the Da Vinci code and we need Tom Hanks to
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  Speaker 1: decode your acronym. You've stopped being a singular issue movement.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, just call it w whatever.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, so part of the whatever you thrown it in
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  Speaker 3: and you want it there. Climate change doesn't matter.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, Hey, did you see that video of Joe Biden
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  Speaker 2: and his wife. They went to dinner with another couple
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  Speaker 2: LGBQ two whatever couple in the restaurant in La But
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  Speaker 2: boy Joe looked bad, old and out of it, didn't talk,
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  Speaker 2: sat there at the table almost.
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  Speaker 1: I know, and we can make fun of him, but
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  Speaker 1: he's told everyone he knows he's gonna beat Calvin Coolidge,
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  Speaker 1: so you know twenty twenty eight's coming. You can't underestimate
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  Speaker 1: the guy. But what's you know? Honestly, the one serious
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  Speaker 1: point to be made about watching those videos is you
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  Speaker 1: really see just the depths of how much they were
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  Speaker 1: willing to lie to sell us on the idea that
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  Speaker 1: he had four more years in him Okay, because he
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  Speaker 1: didn't have He didn't have four minutes left in terms
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  Speaker 1: of run in the country.
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  Speaker 3: And we know that.
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  Speaker 1: The way you knew, Like working at Fox News, we
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  Speaker 1: knew every time like something serious was happening on the
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  Speaker 1: world stage. The reason we would know is because they'd
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  Speaker 1: send Biden to the beach. Okay, if you saw Biden
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  Speaker 1: in a lounge share, you were like, uh, oh, something's
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  Speaker 1: going on in the Middle East, something's going on in Afghanistan.
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  Speaker 3: Because he wasn't in the room for any of that stuff.
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  Speaker 1: And that's you know, we knew it because we were
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  Speaker 1: honest about it and we covered it every day for
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  Speaker 1: four years. But the rest of them are trying to
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  Speaker 1: pretend now like distance themselves from what they did. But
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  Speaker 1: the thing for everybody listening to remember is if they
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  Speaker 1: will lie to you about the president and whether or
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  Speaker 1: not his elevator, forget going to the top floor. His
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  Speaker 1: elevator didn't go to the second floor.
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  Speaker 3: Okay, the top floor was out of the question a
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  Speaker 3: long time ago.
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  Speaker 1: But if they're willing to lie to you about that,
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  Speaker 1: like what else.
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  Speaker 3: Are they willing to Why are you about And the
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  Speaker 3: answer is anything?
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  Speaker 1: Literally anything.
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  Speaker 2: That's a good point. Hey, Jimmy fails on tonight nine
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  Speaker 2: o'clock on wor every weeknight nine to midnight. It's a
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  Speaker 2: great show. Who do you have on tonight?
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  Speaker 1: Oh we get a big one back. So in Fox, okay,
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  Speaker 1: in the pantheon of like Fox guests, we have Martha
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  Speaker 1: McCallum is considered the bell of the ball and because
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  Speaker 1: she's on my Saturday night TV show this weekend, I'm
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  Speaker 1: having her on the radio to shoot to do like
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  Speaker 1: a preview interview. I just have to hope it doesn't go.
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  Speaker 3: So sideways that she skips the TV show, so.
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  Speaker 1: I might keep it short.
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  Speaker 3: But you get Jimmy, you get a little Martha.
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  Speaker 2: It'll be exciting.
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  Speaker 1: And comedian Dave Landau's on because I've had it. It's Thursday.
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  Speaker 1: We need to start off spending people. Get him into
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  Speaker 1: weekend mode till me and Dave are pulling the goalie.
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  Speaker 2: It's gonna be great tonight at nine on seven to
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  Speaker 2: ten WR and he does the best late night show
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  Speaker 2: in TV. President Trump's a big fan. I'm a big fan.
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  Speaker 2: Saturday nights at ten Fox News Channel Now tell people
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  Speaker 2: again how they can be in the studio audience.
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  Speaker 1: If you want to get tickets to come see the show,
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  Speaker 1: it's Fox Across America. Foxacross America dot com that has
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  Speaker 1: tickets to everything I do, the TV show, stand up shows,
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  Speaker 1: all of it, but the specifically Fox News Saturday Night.
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  Speaker 3: It tapes Friday nights. The tickets are.
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  Speaker 1: Free, and it is a phenomenal date because the studio's gorgeous.
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  Speaker 1: He got all these good looking TV people and then
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  Speaker 1: I come out in leopard print and tell a bunch
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  Speaker 1: of dirty jokes. You can't go wrong. It's a good,
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  Speaker 1: wacky Friday Night.
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  Speaker 2: It is the best monologue in TV, balanced funny, the
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  Speaker 2: best monologue there is anywhere in TV. Hey, what do
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  Speaker 2: you think Colbert being replaced by a game show? Pretty good?
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  Speaker 3: Huh?
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  Speaker 1: I mean, honestly, I thought they were going to replace
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  Speaker 1: him with something funnier than him, like blimp accidents. I
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  Speaker 1: guess they didn't.
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  Speaker 3: I guess they didn't have enough footage.
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  Speaker 2: I don't know.
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  Speaker 1: Well, we'll take it all right.
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  Speaker 2: Well, everybody listen tonight weeknight you can hear Jimmy Faylor
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  Speaker 2: with a great show. It's very funny. It's every night
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  Speaker 2: nine to midnight on w o R. And make sure
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  Speaker 2: you watch this Saturday night show ten o'clock Saturday nights
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  Speaker 2: on the Fox News Channel's the best late night show
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  Speaker 2: in television. And you're touring all over the country. Where
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  Speaker 2: do they go again? What's the website to get all this?
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  Speaker 1: Oh, it's all foxacross America dot Com tickets you name it,
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  Speaker 1: the whole Bonyard Jamboree. And they can be in the
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  Speaker 1: studio audience too. So Fox across America dot Com and
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  Speaker 1: you one way to go, Jimmy Fayla.
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  Speaker 2: Thanks for being with us.
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  Speaker 1: You're the best.
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  Speaker 2: Mark I take care. Hey, don't forget. Curtis is back.
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  Speaker 2: Curtis Lee was here. Great morning show. It's Curtis Sliwa
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  Speaker 2: and Larry Mente. It's every morning, it's six to ten.
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  Speaker 2: It's right here on seven ten WR