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FULL SHOW: Get The Bird On The Phone · The Hauraki Big Show

• 0:00
  Speaker 1: The Hodaki Big Show.
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  Speaker 2: Thanks to crave-worthy street food. Freshly made with Reburger.
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  Speaker 1: Welcome to the Hodaki Big Show. Really big. With Jason Hoyt,
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  Speaker 1: Mike Minogue and Keezy.
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  Speaker 3: Big Show!
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  Speaker 1: Oh, g'day, you mad bastards. Great to have your company
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  Speaker 1: on this moody, wet, windy Friday afternoon. It is the
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  Speaker 1: 4th of September, 2026, and you, my friends, as always,
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  Speaker 1: listening to The Big Show, brought to you by Reburger.
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  Speaker 4: Serving good times and good food. Dine in or take
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  Speaker 4: away Reburger today.
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  Speaker 1: Reburger. Yeah, great stuff. Of course, it's a bit chilly
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  Speaker 1: in here, Mogi, and your tight T-shirt's not... leaving anything
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  Speaker 1: to the imagination at all and not that I'm complaining
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  Speaker 1: mind it's just Very, very distracting. How are you, you stallion?
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  Speaker 5: Going pretty grousey, you mad dog, you sick son of
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  Speaker 5: a bee. Bit of a wet one up here, isn't it, mate?
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  Speaker 1: It is, it is.
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  Speaker 5: In the 09, Auckland. If you want to know what
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  Speaker 5: the weather's like, the rest of New Zealand up in Auckland,
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  Speaker 5: it's rainy and a bit cool.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, and a bit windy.
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  Speaker 5: A little bit windy as well. I'm a little bit
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  Speaker 5: worried about today's show, I'll be honest with you, man.
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  Speaker 5: I mean, Keezy there, he's coming hot. He's tried to
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  Speaker 5: show a whole bunch of energy, but we know it's
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  Speaker 5: a facade because... You're hungover, aren't you, Keezy? You're in pieces.
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  Speaker 5: You're a shell of a man. You're a shocking bastard.
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  Speaker 1: G'day, fellas.
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  Speaker 4: I don't know what you're talking about. Feeling good.
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  Speaker 1: Friday. I'm seeing a crash at about 4.17, the way
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  Speaker 1: he's going at the moment.
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  Speaker 5: What?
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  Speaker 1: No, I'm feeling good, boys.
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  Speaker 4: I actually laid off the beers last night. Yeah, no,
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  Speaker 4: it's not good, fellas. A bit dusty. Can you tell
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  Speaker 4: us what time you got to bed?
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  Speaker 5: Just to give us a taste. We'll go into it
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  Speaker 5: more deeply later on and across the entire show.
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  Speaker 4: Not bad at all.
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  Speaker 1: Midnight.
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  Speaker 5: It's too late for someone like you.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: What do you mean someone like me?
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  Speaker 1: Especially your age now. What do you mean my age now?
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  Speaker 1: I'm sweet. You're getting on.
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  Speaker 5: Oh, it's no good.
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  Speaker 4: I'm only four years younger than you, Jason.
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  Speaker 5: I know, mate.
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  Speaker 1: So I know what I'm talking about.
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  Speaker 4: How are you today, by the way?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, very well, thank you. Can't complain.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: And nor will I. Makes a change. What's happening on
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  Speaker 1: The Big Show with Old Mogi.
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  Speaker 5: Friday, fellas, and that means another opportunity at a massive throbber.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, baby.
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  Speaker 5: Dish, dish, dish. We're also going to get into Would
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  Speaker 5: You Rather. It's Waz or Cars, an opportunity to get
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  Speaker 5: yourself into the draw to go to the grand final
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  Speaker 5: of the NRL in Sydney or head along to Mount
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  Speaker 5: Panorama to catch Bathurst, baby.
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  Speaker 1: How bloody good.
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  Speaker 5: And coming up next, fellas, we're going to talk about
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  Speaker 5: Father's Day.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, man.
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  Speaker 5: Father's Day has come around again. It's come around again.
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  Speaker 1: It seems to happen every year.
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  Speaker 5: Sneaks up on you, doesn't it?
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  Speaker 1: It really, really does.
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  Speaker 4: His father's our bad thing. I'm getting bad thing vibes.
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  Speaker 1: You know.
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  Speaker 4: You're both fathers, you know.
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  Speaker 1: That's true. It's a good thing, right?
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  Speaker 4: You get celebrated.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Here's Arctic Monkeys.
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  Speaker 2: The Hauraki Big Show, weekdays from 4 on Radio Hauraki.
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  Speaker 1: Queens of the Stone Age there on the Radio Hauraki
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  Speaker 1: Big Show. This Friday afternoon, the time is 23 minutes
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  Speaker 1: past 4 o'clock. Don't forget those frowd-outs, by the way.
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  Speaker 1: Frowd-out shy day. Got any frowd-outs? 3483 is the number
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  Speaker 1: you text.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah shout outs fellas last night I was judging a
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  Speaker 4: battle of the bands type competition yes it was a
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  Speaker 4: battle of the ad bands or agency bands or something
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  Speaker 4: with all the advertising agencies that work with our company
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  Speaker 4: they all get all their talented musos together perform a
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  Speaker 4: whole lot of songs in front of a crowd and
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  Speaker 4: they have a panel of judges.
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  Speaker 5: Is that what it is yeah I didn't know that
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  Speaker 5: you've been doing that for years.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah I think it was my fourth year doing it
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  Speaker 4: it's always really good fun last year it was me
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  Speaker 4: and Bo Runga for example yeah how good yeah she
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  Speaker 4: wasn't there this year who was there this year A
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  Speaker 4: fella called James, nice bloke.
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  Speaker 1: Never heard of him. Yeah, well, I haven't even told
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  Speaker 1: you his last name. Don't worry about it.
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  Speaker 4: But the way it works is the bands come out,
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  Speaker 4: they perform for 15 minutes. They're given a theme. Last
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  Speaker 4: night's theme was 70s. Great era of music.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: What a lot of bands were doing was playing four songs.
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  Speaker 4: because that's roughly 15 minutes.
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  Speaker 2: Yes.
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  Speaker 4: However, a few bands decided to try and jam like eight, seven,
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  Speaker 4: six songs and just do like a little bit of
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  Speaker 4: a song and then quickly move on to another one.
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  Speaker 5: There's a name for that.
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  Speaker 1: A medley. Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: And me and the other judges were like, damn it,
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  Speaker 4: I want to listen to the rest of the song.
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  Speaker 4: You were doing such a good job, but then you
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  Speaker 4: moved on sort of thing. So there's this one band,
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  Speaker 4: I can't remember which one it was, but they were really,
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  Speaker 4: really good. They always do really well each year. And
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  Speaker 4: they did a massive medley. And in my judging, I
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  Speaker 4: said on the microphone in front of everyone, I said,
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  Speaker 4: I would have loved you to actually do the whole
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  Speaker 4: songs because I was trying to sing along and then
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  Speaker 4: it would move on just as, you know, I was like,
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  Speaker 4: I want a climax here. You're just sort of edging
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  Speaker 4: me along and then moving off. And I also said,
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  Speaker 4: you guys are great. You know, you're always up on
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  Speaker 4: the podium. You know, you're always a podium finish.
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  Speaker 1: Yes.
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  Speaker 4: And I then, after judging that, went out back to
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  Speaker 4: go wheeze in the green room where they were all standing.
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  Speaker 4: And the toilet is in the corner of the green room.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: And it's a little wooden, like, plywood box thing. And
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  Speaker 4: I'm in there, and I'm just listening to these guys.
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  Speaker 1: Releasing a powerful stream of built-up businesses. 100% true.
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  Speaker 4: So I'm in there listening, and they are going in
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  Speaker 4: on the judges. And it was very funny. It was
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  Speaker 4: like they were convinced they had done pretty much a
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  Speaker 4: flawless performance. They were convinced that the judges didn't know
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  Speaker 4: what they were talking about, which is true.
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  Speaker 1: I don't.
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  Speaker 4: And they kept saying stuff like... Like, oh, too many songs.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, what?
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  Speaker 4: So you just want the same chorus a few more times?
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  Speaker 1: That's true. He's got a point there.
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  Speaker 3: 100%.
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  Speaker 5: Got you there.
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  Speaker 4: And so I'm sitting in the, well, I'm not sitting,
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  Speaker 4: I'm standing in the bog in the corner there swaying
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  Speaker 4: slightly with a big grin on my face cracking up.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, right.
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  Speaker 4: And then they go, yeah, and when he said we're
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  Speaker 4: always a podium finish, I've never hated someone so much
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  Speaker 4: in my life.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, really?
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  Speaker 3: Oh, really?
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  Speaker 4: And I literally burst out laughing in the toilet in
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  Speaker 4: the corner laughing obviously pulled up the old zipper there,
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  Speaker 4: washed my hands, came out, and then they're like, oh,
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  Speaker 4: hang on, you are one of the judges, aren't you?
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  Speaker 4: And I'm like, yeah, I reckon next time do a
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  Speaker 4: few more songs. But I can't figure out if they
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  Speaker 4: were intentionally speaking loud because they knew I was a
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  Speaker 4: judge or that was just what I just heard.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: And it is interesting because they'd spent months practicing and
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  Speaker 4: then a guy comes in half-steamed who isn't a muso.
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  Speaker 5: But you're the audience, Keezy.
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  Speaker 1: 100%.
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  Speaker 5: Do you know what I mean?
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  Speaker 1: Yes.
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  Speaker 5: And sometimes you've got to, These musicians have had it
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  Speaker 5: too good for too long, man. You've got to take
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  Speaker 5: them down a peg or two.
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  Speaker 4: Muses?
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  Speaker 1: Sure.
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  Speaker 5: They've been out there. They've been practicing month after month
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  Speaker 5: after month, putting everything they can into this to try
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  Speaker 5: and win some kind of thankless prize.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah. Meaningless. Probably a meat pack or something.
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  Speaker 5: And in comes old Inglebert Steamer-Keesy. Think of that, Steamer Keezy.
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  Speaker 5: Whose favourite artist is a 94-year-old and tells them that
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  Speaker 5: what they're playing is no good or there's too much
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  Speaker 5: of it, you know what I mean?
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  Speaker 4: I said that was very good.
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  Speaker 1: That's right.
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  Speaker 5: But you can understand why they'd be thinking to themselves, wow,
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  Speaker 5: you know?
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  Speaker 1: I remember once I was doing a steamer in the
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  Speaker 1: toilets of the comedy club there, Keezy. Similar experience. And
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  Speaker 1: I'd just done my gig. And so I was sitting
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  Speaker 1: on the bog there doing a steamer.
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  Speaker 4: Right, so you bombed on stage, then bombed the toilet.
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  Speaker 1: Yes, pretty much. And someone came in, the same thing.
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  Speaker 1: There were two dudes there chatting about my gig and
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  Speaker 1: just slaying it. Actually? Yeah, actually. And one of them
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  Speaker 1: was going, you know, a lot of people find him funny.
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  Speaker 1: I've never found him funny. Yeah, yeah. And then I
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  Speaker 1: finished up and just walked out with my head held high.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, did you flush?
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  Speaker 1: No, I just left it there.
• 7:52
  Speaker 2: The Hauraki Big Show with Jase, Mike and Keezy. Tune
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  Speaker 2: in weekdays at 4 on Radio Hauraki. One simple question.
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  Speaker 2: One weekend of a lifetime. Would you rather?
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  Speaker 1: Yes, indeed. Would you rather was or cause? New Zealand,
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  Speaker 1: it's up to you. NRL Grand Final or Bathurst 1000.
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  Speaker 4: All thanks to our mates at boystrip.co.nz. The NRL package
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  Speaker 4: is amazing. You get to go to the races the
• 8:22
  Speaker 4: day before. You get to go, which will be a blowout.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, yeah.
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  Speaker 1: If it was me. Potentially.
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  Speaker 4: You then get to go on a riverboat cruise to
• 8:29
  Speaker 4: the actual grand final itself on the Sunday there.
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  Speaker 3: Wow.
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  Speaker 4: Flights taken care of and accommodation. And Bathurst is the
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  Speaker 4: same situation. You get escorted to Mount Panorama and back
• 8:38
  Speaker 4: both days there. Saturday and Sunday, flights taken care of.
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  Speaker 1: Well, as Mokey pointed out, and quite rightly yesterday, I mean,
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  Speaker 1: say you go to the NRL, the WAs are in
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  Speaker 1: the final.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: The WAs win the final. You get your trip paid for,
• 8:54
  Speaker 1: your accommodation paid for, everything paid for, and the WAs
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  Speaker 1: win the grand final. Yeah. That's got to be the
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  Speaker 1: greatest day of your life. I mean, it wouldn't be mine.
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  Speaker 3: No.
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  Speaker 1: But for a lot of people, that would be, I'm
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  Speaker 1: happy now. Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: Do you think, this is slightly off topic, do you
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  Speaker 4: think the Warriors winning the grand final will be one
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  Speaker 4: of the greatest days in New Zealand sport history?
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  Speaker 6: 100%.
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  Speaker 4: I think it is.
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  Speaker 5: Of course it is.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, I think so. I think it'll be right up there.
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  Speaker 4: Right up there.
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  Speaker 5: I don't know who would say it would be anything
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  Speaker 5: other than that.
• 9:25
  Speaker 1: Well, I might. Hey, let's go to the phone lines. G'day, Tom,
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  Speaker 1: you mad bastard. How's life?
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, good, fellas.
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  Speaker 7: How are you?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Big plans for your Friday, Tom.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, no, just heading down the mountain. Hopefully the weather's
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  Speaker 6: going to play ball.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, yeah. I hear you, mate. I hear you. And
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  Speaker 1: what do you do for a crust, Tom?
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  Speaker 6: I do a bit of marketing.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, yeah. No biggie. No biggie. Yeah, backbone. No biggie
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  Speaker 1: from old Tom. And what would your choice be in
• 9:54
  Speaker 1: this scenario, Bathurst or the NRL grand final, mate?
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  Speaker 6: I remember as a young fella being at the first
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  Speaker 6: Warriors game at Mount Smart against the Broncos, so it's
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  Speaker 6: going to have to be the Wads.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, good on you, mate.
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  Speaker 6: I don't want to jinx it.
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  Speaker 4: Good choice, Tom. You hold the line there, mate, and
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  Speaker 4: old Pugsan will sort you out.
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  Speaker 6: Cheers, mate.
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  Speaker 1: Good on you. He was no-nonsense old Tom, wasn't he?
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  Speaker 5: It was quite good, that first game there, because we
• 10:18
  Speaker 5: lost by one point to the Broncos.
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  Speaker 1: I remember that game. It was a doozy.
• 10:22
  Speaker 5: It was an absolute doozy. So we all thought, jeez,
• 10:24
  Speaker 5: we're going to smash this competition. This is easy. And
• 10:27
  Speaker 5: here we are 30 years later waiting for our first title.
• 10:31
  Speaker 4: Jase, were you dressed as Wally the Wombat for that game?
• 10:33
  Speaker 1: No, he didn't come in for a couple of years,
• 10:36
  Speaker 1: I think, actually.
• 10:37
  Speaker 4: He was a mascot in the early days of the Wilds.
• 10:39
  Speaker 1: Yes, he was. Let's go to Carmel. G'day, Carmel. How's life?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, bloody good, mate.
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  Speaker 1: And yourself? Yeah, I can't bloody complain, Carmel. Hey, tell me,
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  Speaker 1: what's your plan for the Friday out there in Cambridge?
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  Speaker 3: Not long home from work. Just going to chill. Was
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  Speaker 3: going to have a beer in front of our outside fire,
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  Speaker 3: but a bit wet.
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  Speaker 1: Bit wet, mate. Yeah, hear you, Carmel.
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  Speaker 5: What do you reckon, Carmel? Pack a day or you're
• 11:04
  Speaker 5: on the vapes now?
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  Speaker 6: Neither, mate.
• 11:08
  Speaker 1: Oh, backbone.
• 11:09
  Speaker 5: Can you have a word to Jase, please? Because he
• 11:11
  Speaker 5: is out of control.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, he's too out of control for me to handle, mate. Yeah, thanks.
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  Speaker 1: I appreciate that. Tell me, Carmel, what would be your
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  Speaker 1: choice here? NRL or Bathurst?
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  Speaker 3: Definitely a bucket list Bathurst for us.
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  Speaker 1: Good on you. Good on you. Nice.
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  Speaker 4: All right, Carmel, you hold the line and Hudson will
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  Speaker 4: put you in the draw, all right?
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  Speaker 7: Excellent.
• 11:31
  Speaker 1: Thanks, mate. Good on you. Well, Bathurst has been going forever,
• 11:34
  Speaker 1: hasn't it?
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  Speaker 3: Yes.
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  Speaker 5: Absolutely forever. And it's one of those sports that early doors,
• 11:38
  Speaker 5: you know, decades ago was one of the few sporting
• 11:40
  Speaker 5: events that would get shown on the telly.
• 11:42
  Speaker 1: People froth it.
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  Speaker 4: All weekend.
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  Speaker 1: Massively so.
• 11:44
  Speaker 5: You get in front of the towel, you get on
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  Speaker 5: the beer. So it's been a tradition for a lot
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  Speaker 5: of people for a long time.
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  Speaker 4: It certainly is in my family. And in fact, I
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  Speaker 4: think the large portion of my family would definitely choose Bathurst.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, right.
• 11:55
  Speaker 5: 100%. Yeah, how good.
• 11:56
  Speaker 1: Well, they're all petrolheads, eh, Keezy? Yeah, man. On the
• 11:59
  Speaker 1: plantation there.
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  Speaker 4: I don't have a plantation.
• 12:03
  Speaker 1: Here's new order.
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  Speaker 4: Small lifestyle block, all right?
• 12:07
  Speaker 2: The Hauraki Big Show. Weekdays from 4 on Radio Hauraki.
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  Speaker 1: Yes, indeed. Jihad there on the Radio Hauraki Big Show
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  Speaker 1: this Friday afternoon. The time is 4.47. Let's talk television.
• 12:21
  Speaker 1: What's on the telly with Mike Minogue. Yeah.
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  Speaker 5: That's right. I've just been continuing on with the TV
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  Speaker 5: show alone, fellas.
• 12:33
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 12:34
  Speaker 5: So I don't want to bang on about that until
• 12:35
  Speaker 5: it's finished.
• 12:39
  Speaker 1: I went back to a series that we started a
• 12:41
  Speaker 1: little while ago, and we went, oh, that's right, we
• 12:44
  Speaker 1: were watching, it was pretty good, called Vicious, on Disney Channel,
• 12:49
  Speaker 1: I believe it is, with the star of Shameless. Disney Plus, yeah.
• 12:55
  Speaker 1: I can't remember her name from Shameless, but.
• 12:57
  Speaker 5: Oh, old mate there, yeah, I remember, yeah. She's a backbone.
• 13:02
  Speaker 1: And she's the main character. It's basically a classic crime story.
• 13:08
  Speaker 1: Female serial killer this time. That's right. And she is
• 13:13
  Speaker 1: the lead detective, if you will. But she's also got
• 13:17
  Speaker 1: lots of issues herself. You know, your classic scenario. She's
• 13:22
  Speaker 1: not an alcoholic, is she? No, she likes to drink.
• 13:24
  Speaker 1: There's other things that she gets into because of her
• 13:27
  Speaker 1: past that are not healthy.
• 13:30
  Speaker 5: Sure.
• 13:30
  Speaker 1: But I don't want to go into them too much
• 13:33
  Speaker 1: on air, if you know what I'm saying, fellas. But
• 13:36
  Speaker 1: she's kind of a broken spirit outside of work. So
• 13:40
  Speaker 1: your classic, you know, chaotic, tortured private life, but a
• 13:46
  Speaker 1: very bloody good cop. I mean, it's actually pretty good.
• 13:50
  Speaker 1: It's pretty good. Pretty good. It's a pretty solid series,
• 13:55
  Speaker 1: pretty solid acting. I'll give it a good solid three
• 13:58
  Speaker 1: buzzies out of five. Okay.
• 14:00
  Speaker 4: What is it called and where is it?
• 14:02
  Speaker 1: Vicious, Disney +.
• 14:03
  Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, cool.
• 14:05
  Speaker 4: Whilst hungover this morning, eating breakfast, I watched Anthony.
• 14:10
  Speaker 1: What did you have for breakfast?
• 14:12
  Speaker 4: Don't worry about it.
• 14:12
  Speaker 5: Yeah, which breakfast was it? Because you had also, you
• 14:15
  Speaker 5: had lunch at 10.30am. Yeah, that's what I'm talking about.
• 14:17
  Speaker 3: Oh, right.
• 14:18
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 14:20
  Speaker 4: I watched Anthony Bourdain in Singapore.
• 14:22
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 14:22
  Speaker 4: Like an old, one of his shows that's on YouTube.
• 14:24
  Speaker 4: All of his shows are on YouTube. Fantastic. If you
• 14:27
  Speaker 4: can't think of anything to watch, you can just put
• 14:29
  Speaker 4: one on and it's really, really interesting and really entertaining.
• 14:32
  Speaker 4: One of the interesting things about Singapore, one of the
• 14:34
  Speaker 4: richest countries, right, went from a third world country to
• 14:38
  Speaker 4: a fully developed country in one generation, I think it was,
• 14:42
  Speaker 4: People there are very, very, very wealthy. Some of the
• 14:45
  Speaker 4: highest property prices in the world. And you can go
• 14:48
  Speaker 4: and you can eat French food. You can eat Italian
• 14:50
  Speaker 4: food and Western stuff, and it's all very expensive. However,
• 14:53
  Speaker 4: they refuse to pay top dollar at all for Singaporean food. Right, okay.
• 15:00
  Speaker 4: So all of the Singaporean people are like, well, let's
• 15:01
  Speaker 4: just open an Italian restaurant. That way we can charge
• 15:04
  Speaker 4: $ 30 for a main. Whereas the price of, I think
• 15:07
  Speaker 4: it was like a chicken and noodles or something, has
• 15:09
  Speaker 4: changed from $ 3 to $ 4 in over... 30 years, that's
• 15:13
  Speaker 4: all it's done. But Singaporeans are all really wealthy, but
• 15:16
  Speaker 4: they refuse to pay a lot for their local food,
• 15:18
  Speaker 4: but they love their local food.
• 15:19
  Speaker 1: Very interesting. Yes. Just on that front, actually, Keezy, I
• 15:23
  Speaker 1: got home last night and my wife was watching Samsung TV.
• 15:27
  Speaker 1: And you know how they have specialised channels where it
• 15:30
  Speaker 1: just plays all of one particular series? She discovered one
• 15:35
  Speaker 1: with this Australian chef who's Vietnamese who goes back to
• 15:39
  Speaker 1: Vietnam to all the places where he used to hang
• 15:42
  Speaker 1: out and just does this massive Vietnamese tour. Bloody good stuff.
• 15:46
  Speaker 1: I like a good cooking show.
• 15:47
  Speaker 4: And you've been to Vietnam as well.
• 15:49
  Speaker 3: Oh, yeah.
• 15:50
  Speaker 1: I don't know if you guys know this, but I've
• 15:51
  Speaker 1: actually been to Vietnam. You'll ban me. Xin chào.
• 15:56
  Speaker 4: I'm just going to text you on 3483. It's called furious,
• 15:59
  Speaker 4: not vicious.
• 16:01
  Speaker 1: Oh, yeah, furious. Shocking bastard.
• 16:04
  Speaker 4: So the TV show Jase was talking about is called Furious.
• 16:06
  Speaker 1: That's why I couldn't find it on my phone.
• 16:08
  Speaker 4: A lot of people texting in right now about it.
• 16:12
  Speaker 1: What is it? Huh? What? Vicious.
• 16:14
  Speaker 3: Oh.
• 16:15
  Speaker 2: The Hodaki Big Show. Weekdays from 4 on Radio Hodaki.
• 16:19
  Speaker 5: Yes, indeed.
• 16:20
  Speaker 1: Lincoln Park. They're on the Radio Hodaki Big Show this
• 16:23
  Speaker 1: Friday afternoon. Are we happy it's Friday, fellas? You looking
• 16:26
  Speaker 1: forward to the weekend? I hate it, eh? Yeah, same. Yeah.
• 16:30
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 16:31
  Speaker 1: Friday's my worst day. It's like, ah, bloody got to
• 16:33
  Speaker 1: get through the weekend until I get back to the
• 16:35
  Speaker 1: show again.
• 16:36
  Speaker 4: I'm stoked, man.
• 16:37
  Speaker 1: Oh, really?
• 16:37
  Speaker 4: A couple of days off, yeah.
• 16:38
  Speaker 5: Because you're hung, eh?
• 16:40
  Speaker 6: Huh?
• 16:40
  Speaker 1: You're hung today.
• 16:41
  Speaker 5: You're hammered yesterday, hung today, hammered tomorrow, hung Sunday. I
• 16:47
  Speaker 5: reckon probably even for a hung Monday with old Keezy.
• 16:50
  Speaker 1: Want to play golf on Monday, Keezy? No.
• 16:53
  Speaker 2: Oh.
• 16:53
  Speaker 4: Hey, half after five, fellas, the old Friday frobber.
• 16:57
  Speaker 6: Really?
• 16:57
  Speaker 1: Yeah. Also, we have a bit of an update on
• 17:02
  Speaker 1: Keezy's racing pigeon.
• 17:03
  Speaker 4: Yeah, it's basically come last every single race it's been in,
• 17:07
  Speaker 4: a complete waste of $ 400. So basically this weekend's race
• 17:11
  Speaker 4: is do or die. Not literally.
• 17:13
  Speaker 1: Do or die.
• 17:14
  Speaker 4: Not literally for the racing pigeon. But more on that
• 17:17
  Speaker 4: after five.
• 17:18
  Speaker 1: Yeah, good stuff, mate.
• 17:22
  Speaker 2: The Hauraki Big Show with Jace, Mike and Keezy. Tune
• 17:25
  Speaker 2: in weekdays at four on Radio Hauraki.
• 17:31
  Speaker 7: It's the Hauraki Big Show's Friday Throbber.
• 17:38
  Speaker 1: The Friday Throbber, yes indeed. Every Friday, each of the
• 17:41
  Speaker 1: fellas in the studio here, we pick a song to
• 17:44
  Speaker 1: get you in the mood for your Friday night, basically.
• 17:47
  Speaker 1: Then what happens is you give us a call on
• 17:49
  Speaker 1: 0800 HAURAKI and say what you want the throbber to be.
• 17:53
  Speaker 1: First to two wins. Well done, Jase.
• 17:56
  Speaker 4: You had a mouthful of water and a heap of
• 17:59
  Speaker 4: chips as well.
• 18:00
  Speaker 1: I may have. I may have.
• 18:02
  Speaker 4: Do you know we've.
• 18:03
  Speaker 5: Said this over 200 times?
• 18:05
  Speaker 1: Yeah. It's good, eh? But there might be 10 new
• 18:08
  Speaker 1: people today, Mogi.
• 18:09
  Speaker 2: I know, 100%.
• 18:09
  Speaker 5: What is this, Robert?
• 18:11
  Speaker 1: What is it?
• 18:11
  Speaker 4: I don't know about 10.
• 18:12
  Speaker 5: It's a good reminder to me.
• 18:14
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 18:15
  Speaker 4: Do you sometimes forget?
• 18:16
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 18:17
  Speaker 4: Who wants to go first?
• 18:18
  Speaker 7: Maybe.
• 18:19
  Speaker 4: Okay, Mogi's first. What's your song, man?
• 18:21
  Speaker 5: This is from a band called Linkin Park, and it
• 18:23
  Speaker 5: just throbs.
• 18:26
  Speaker 1: You hear that, man? Do you hear it?
• 18:31
  Speaker 7: It's ripped easy.
• 18:37
  Speaker 3: It's ripped.
• 18:40
  Speaker 1: We like the rip. What about you, Odie?
• 18:43
  Speaker 5: Jay, what do you got, man?
• 18:45
  Speaker 1: I've got a bit of Muse. Psycho.
• 18:57
  Speaker 4: What's the name of it? Psycho.
• 19:03
  Speaker 1: Psycho. Nice.
• 19:04
  Speaker 4: What was the name of your one?
• 19:05
  Speaker 1: Faint, I think.
• 19:06
  Speaker 4: Faint, that's right. Bloody couple of good tunes there, fellas.
• 19:09
  Speaker 4: I just went for some Pearl Jam, but a song
• 19:10
  Speaker 4: I don't hear enough.
• 19:11
  Speaker 3: Sure.
• 19:12
  Speaker 1: Which I love. Dissident. I tell you what. I feel
• 19:28
  Speaker 1: the verses. Three good tunes here, I reckon. Three tunes here.
• 19:31
  Speaker 1: So you decide, New Zealand. Give us a call right
• 19:33
  Speaker 1: now on 0800 Hauraki. In the meantime, let's have a
• 19:38
  Speaker 1: bit of Foo Fighters.
• 19:39
  Speaker 3: Oh, yeah!
• 19:41
  Speaker 2: The Hauraki Big Show. Weekdays from 4 on Radio Hauraki.
• 19:47
  Speaker 7: It's the Hauraki Big Show's Friday Throbber.
• 19:54
  Speaker 1: Yes, indeed, and I think it's fair to say three
• 19:56
  Speaker 1: throbbers today, fellas.
• 19:58
  Speaker 5: Three tunes, feels.
• 19:59
  Speaker 1: I think so, I think so, I think so.
• 20:01
  Speaker 4: Which is the idea.
• 20:02
  Speaker 1: Yes, and Mogi kicked us off. Yeah, it's definitely an
• 20:16
  Speaker 1: old man riff that one. Psycho. Psycho. Yeah, nice.
• 20:42
  Speaker 5: It's got a bit of swagger to it, doesn't it?
• 20:44
  Speaker 1: It does, mate. It does.
• 20:45
  Speaker 4: And I chose one of my favourite Pearl Jam songs, Dissident.
• 21:02
  Speaker 1: All right. You decide, New Zealanders. Go to the phone lines. G'day, Steph.
• 21:06
  Speaker 1: How's life?
• 21:08
  Speaker 3: Oh, pretty grouse, you mad dog, you sick son of
• 21:10
  Speaker 3: a B.
• 21:10
  Speaker 1: Yeah, this guy gets it, man. He gets it, he
• 21:12
  Speaker 1: gets it. What are you running with there, Steph?
• 21:15
  Speaker 3: Oh, I'm actually a huge fan of your song, Hoy
• 21:17
  Speaker 3: You Just Bought. That was an absolute throbber.
• 21:19
  Speaker 1: Yeah, good on you, mate.
• 21:20
  Speaker 5: Good on you.
• 21:21
  Speaker 1: That's huge.
• 21:21
  Speaker 4: You have a good evening, Steph, right?
• 21:23
  Speaker 2: Thanks, mate.
• 21:24
  Speaker 5: Good on you, man.
• 21:25
  Speaker 1: G'day, Jack, you mad bastard. How's life?
• 21:28
  Speaker 5: Oh, g'day, Jizzbot.
• 21:29
  Speaker 3: Doing well, thanks.
• 21:30
  Speaker 1: How are you? Yeah, good, thanks, mate. What are you
• 21:33
  Speaker 1: running with there, Jack?
• 21:35
  Speaker 6: Oh, got to be with old Mogey.
• 21:37
  Speaker 1: Yeah, Mogey.
• 21:38
  Speaker 3: He's got to.
• 21:38
  Speaker 1: Answer it, man. Hard out. The Moganator. I don't know
• 21:42
  Speaker 1: about that, Jack. That's my new nickname. Have you not
• 21:44
  Speaker 1: heard about that? Have you heard that?
• 21:46
  Speaker 4: Everybody's calling me the Moganator.
• 21:48
  Speaker 1: All right, good on you, Jack. G'day, Tony. You're mad bastard.
• 21:52
  Speaker 1: How's life?
• 21:52
  Speaker 5: Yeah, bloody good, mate. Just down on the... Having a
• 21:55
  Speaker 5: beer down the garage? Listen to you guys?
• 21:57
  Speaker 1: Oh, yeah. This is it. This is the one, man.
• 22:00
  Speaker 1: Good on you.
• 22:02
  Speaker 5: I've got to go for Lincoln Park.
• 22:04
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah. I knew it. I knew it. Get on you, Tony.
• 22:07
  Speaker 5: Have a great weekend.
• 22:07
  Speaker 1: Crank it up, brother.
• 22:08
  Speaker 4: Annoy your neighbours. Rib into the beers.
• 22:12
  Speaker 1: I love you.
• 22:13
  Speaker 4: Put him on hold, man.
• 22:13
  Speaker 1: He's gone, man. I love you, Tony. We ditched him.
• 22:16
  Speaker 1: He's gone. He betrayed us.
• 22:18
  Speaker 4: He's not coming back.
• 22:19
  Speaker 1: He can just do his own thing in his own
• 22:21
  Speaker 1: little bloody garage and keep his opinion to himself.
• 22:24
  Speaker 5: This song will forever be mine and Tony's song. Me
• 22:27
  Speaker 5: and Tony from Nelson, this is our song.
• 22:28
  Speaker 4: Oh, Tony Pepperoni. 3483, what do you think of today's
• 22:34
  Speaker 4: Friday Throbber?
• 22:35
  Speaker 1: Crank it, you dogs.
• 22:46
  Speaker 2: The Hauraki Big Show with Jase, Mike and Keezy. Tune
• 22:49
  Speaker 2: in weekdays at 4 on Radio Hauraki.
• 22:52
  Speaker 1: Yes, indeed, your Friday throbber there, framed by Linkin Park. Faint. Yeah, man.
• 22:57
  Speaker 4: Big tune there, Mogi, with another one. He's way out
• 22:59
  Speaker 4: in front now, 15 wins for the year.
• 23:01
  Speaker 1: Yeah. 15, man. Unassailable, I'd say.
• 23:04
  Speaker 5: Actually, I'm on 16. Okay.
• 23:07
  Speaker 1: Am I? No, 15. Okay.
• 23:10
  Speaker 4: Keezy's second on 10 with one asterisk. Why did I
• 23:13
  Speaker 4: have an asterisk? Oh, because I played two parts of
• 23:15
  Speaker 4: a song, two snippets.
• 23:16
  Speaker 1: That's right. That was out of it.
• 23:17
  Speaker 5: Do you remember that, Jake?
• 23:18
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 23:18
  Speaker 5: Just blatant cheating.
• 23:20
  Speaker 1: I mean, we've had some controversy on the old throbber
• 23:25
  Speaker 1: over the years. I think that was probably the biggest.
• 23:27
  Speaker 5: I'd say so.
• 23:28
  Speaker 4: Me choosing two different snippets. I don't know if it
• 23:30
  Speaker 4: was the biggest. And, of course, Jase way in the
• 23:34
  Speaker 4: back on seven with two asterisks and a small D.
• 23:39
  Speaker 5: The small d is unrelated to the competition. It's just
• 23:42
  Speaker 5: an observation.
• 23:43
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, just when you guys saw me in the
• 23:45
  Speaker 1: urinal there.
• 23:45
  Speaker 4: Yeah, we better mention that every throbber. But, Jase, Mogi
• 23:49
  Speaker 4: has more than doubled your score. Yeah, that's great, Mogi.
• 23:52
  Speaker 1: Well done, man. Thanks, mate.
• 23:54
  Speaker 4: How are you feeling about it?
• 23:56
  Speaker 1: I feel really good about it. I feel really good
• 23:57
  Speaker 1: for Mogi. Yeah. I think he's been on fire.
• 24:01
  Speaker 4: Yeah, but what about you, man? Because you've never won
• 24:03
  Speaker 4: the throbber at the end of the year before, have you?
• 24:05
  Speaker 1: No, I never have. And, again, I've got to reiterate–
• 24:09
  Speaker 1: I'm very excited for Mogi. I think this is his
• 24:11
  Speaker 1: best year yet.
• 24:12
  Speaker 5: I'm going all right, aren't I?
• 24:13
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah. He's getting better and better.
• 24:14
  Speaker 4: Have you noticed that?
• 24:15
  Speaker 1: Yeah, totally. I'm more concerned. I'm more concerned. That you
• 24:20
  Speaker 1: haven't had a win in a little while. You're worried
• 24:23
  Speaker 1: about me, are you?
• 24:24
  Speaker 4: Oh, thanks, man. No, it's all good. I mean, I'm
• 24:27
  Speaker 4: on 10. Mogi's still sort of just on the horizon.
• 24:30
  Speaker 4: I can still see him.
• 24:31
  Speaker 1: But when was your last win? It's been a while.
• 24:35
  Speaker 1: It feels like a while, that's all.
• 24:37
  Speaker 4: Woke up this morning by Alabama 3 was my last win.
• 24:39
  Speaker 1: Yeah, right.
• 24:40
  Speaker 5: A couple of months ago.
• 24:41
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 24:41
  Speaker 1: I think it was last year, maybe. Yeah, maybe.
• 24:44
  Speaker 7: Maybe.
• 24:44
  Speaker 4: But yeah, it's far out. You're really lagging, aren't you? Seven,
• 24:47
  Speaker 4: like that's crazy.
• 24:50
  Speaker 1: I'm what you call, Keezy. A loser. A sleeper.
• 24:54
  Speaker 4: Ah, a sleeper.
• 24:55
  Speaker 1: Right?
• 24:55
  Speaker 5: Yeah, you're asleep at the wheel.
• 24:57
  Speaker 1: Yeah, and then I, yeah.
• 24:59
  Speaker 5: Mouthful of chips.
• 25:01
  Speaker 1: Can I please? Because they're really nice. Hey, coming up next,
• 25:05
  Speaker 1: by the way, we're going to be having a bit
• 25:07
  Speaker 1: of an update on your pigeon.
• 25:09
  Speaker 4: My racing pigeon, I bought one for $ 400. It is
• 25:11
  Speaker 4: racing this weekend. It's fifth race, I believe it is.
• 25:14
  Speaker 4: So far, it hasn't won anything. It hasn't podiumed. It
• 25:16
  Speaker 4: hasn't been in the top 15 once. So we're going to,
• 25:19
  Speaker 4: I believe, get the trainer or someone on the line
• 25:21
  Speaker 4: and have a bit of a yarn to them. That's
• 25:23
  Speaker 4: up next after some news, Jase.
• 25:25
  Speaker 1: There you go.
• 25:26
  Speaker 5: Everyone's a winner.
• 25:27
  Speaker 1: Except me. I think so.
• 25:29
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 25:30
  Speaker 2: The Hodaki Big Show with Jase, Mike and Keezy. Tune
• 25:33
  Speaker 2: in weekdays at four on Radio Hodaki.
• 25:36
  Speaker 1: Yes, indeed, Bush there on the Hodaki Big Show this
• 25:39
  Speaker 1: stormy Friday afternoon. Now, regular listeners to the show will
• 25:43
  Speaker 1: know of the ongoing saga of Keezy's racing pigeon, Keezy
• 25:48
  Speaker 1: on all wings looking over his beak with me, Keezy.
• 25:50
  Speaker 4: Would you like me to play the sting?
• 25:52
  Speaker 1: Yeah, go on. Keezy on all wings.
• 25:54
  Speaker 7: Looking over his beak with me, Keezy.
• 25:59
  Speaker 4: My pigeon fellas cost $ 400. I gave it to a
• 26:02
  Speaker 4: strange man in Timaru named Pigeon Tim.
• 26:05
  Speaker 5: I think his name was Tim.
• 26:07
  Speaker 4: Well, he goes by Pigeon Tim. He prefers Pigeon Tim.
• 26:09
  Speaker 5: Oh, does he?
• 26:09
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 26:10
  Speaker 4: He's raced in a whole heap of races so far.
• 26:12
  Speaker 4: He came 90th and then like 50th or something and
• 26:14
  Speaker 4: then a couple of 30s. He seems to be better
• 26:17
  Speaker 4: over the long distances. And the good news is this
• 26:19
  Speaker 4: weekend is an absolute stonker. Blenheim to Oamaru, 470 kilometres.
• 26:26
  Speaker 1: She's a big job. That's a big job, all right.
• 26:28
  Speaker 4: It's huge. And the next closest is 150 kilometres less
• 26:32
  Speaker 4: than that. And that was the longest so far where...
• 26:34
  Speaker 4: My pigeon managed to finish in the 30s.
• 26:36
  Speaker 1: The good news is, is that Keezy on all wings
• 26:39
  Speaker 1: looking over his beak with me. Keezy tends to perform
• 26:41
  Speaker 1: better in the long distances. And also the great news
• 26:45
  Speaker 1: is we've actually got Keezy on all wings looking over
• 26:47
  Speaker 1: his beak with me. Keezy on the line now. G'day,
• 26:50
  Speaker 1: Keezy on all wings looking over his beak with me. Keezy,
• 26:53
  Speaker 1: how's it going?
• 26:55
  Speaker 3: Can you hear me?
• 26:58
  Speaker 1: Yeah, we can hear you, mate. Are you in the coop,
• 27:01
  Speaker 1: are you?
• 27:02
  Speaker 3: Yeah, it's pretty noisy here, actually. There's a lot of
• 27:05
  Speaker 3: other pigeons around.
• 27:06
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, no, fair enough.
• 27:09
  Speaker 4: Hey, listen, Keezy on all wings looking over his beak
• 27:12
  Speaker 4: with me. Keezy, big race this weekend, man. Obviously, you know,
• 27:16
  Speaker 4: you haven't performed amazingly, so I'm kind of counting on
• 27:20
  Speaker 4: this weekend you doing the business.
• 27:22
  Speaker 3: Well, why have you got such little faith, Keezy? Like,
• 27:26
  Speaker 3: I'm just hitting my prime distance. Long distance is where
• 27:30
  Speaker 3: I'm at. I'm not all hopped up on methamphetamine like
• 27:33
  Speaker 3: these other pigeons who are doing these short tracks. Long
• 27:36
  Speaker 3: distance is where it's at for me. So I think
• 27:38
  Speaker 3: this weekend we're going to bring it home.
• 27:40
  Speaker 1: We're going to bring it home, Keezy.
• 27:41
  Speaker 5: Your best finish so far, Keezy, on all wings, looking
• 27:44
  Speaker 5: over his beak with me. Keezy has been sort of
• 27:46
  Speaker 5: in the mid to high 30s. An extra 150k, do
• 27:50
  Speaker 5: you think that's going to get Keezy in the money here?
• 27:52
  Speaker 5: Because he was saying some things about you this week.
• 27:57
  Speaker 5: Worry about your future if you don't deliver over the
• 28:00
  Speaker 5: course of this weekend, mate.
• 28:02
  Speaker 3: Well, I heard the interview, I think it was a
• 28:05
  Speaker 3: couple of days ago, and they played in the coop here.
• 28:08
  Speaker 3: And he was saying a lot of terrible things about me.
• 28:11
  Speaker 3: And I just want to bring up a couple of things, Keezy.
• 28:14
  Speaker 3: Where has the training process been going on? I've heard
• 28:17
  Speaker 3: nothing from you.
• 28:18
  Speaker 1: Yeah, fair call.
• 28:19
  Speaker 5: He is a shocking bastard.
• 28:22
  Speaker 3: All the other pigeons are getting all this help from
• 28:25
  Speaker 3: their owners and their trainers, and I'm getting nothing.
• 28:27
  Speaker 4: Are you serious? I didn't know I had to train
• 28:29
  Speaker 4: the pigeon. I thought I just bought you, Keezy, on
• 28:33
  Speaker 4: all wings, looking over his beak with me, Keezy, and
• 28:34
  Speaker 4: then you just sort of fly home. Is that not
• 28:36
  Speaker 4: how it works?
• 28:38
  Speaker 3: It's classic. It's classic passing the buck.
• 28:40
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's right. You've got to spend money to make money, Keezy.
• 28:45
  Speaker 1: Can I ask you, Keezy, on all wings, looking over
• 28:48
  Speaker 1: his beak with me, Keezy, obviously a greater distance, the
• 28:51
  Speaker 1: biggest distance thus far. Have you been beefing up this week?
• 28:55
  Speaker 1: Have you been loading up?
• 28:58
  Speaker 3: I'll tell you what, there's somebody in this group who's
• 29:01
  Speaker 3: shared a huge bit of spirally. steroid things with me
• 29:05
  Speaker 3: yeah i'm feeling it i'm feeling it my my downstairs
• 29:09
  Speaker 3: is shriveled up but i'm sure like my wings are
• 29:11
  Speaker 3: at peak performance.
• 29:12
  Speaker 5: Well that's kind of the beauty about pigeon racing isn't
• 29:15
  Speaker 5: it a lot of people won't know this is uh
• 29:16
  Speaker 5: steroid use is 100 legal is it so we've somewhat
• 29:19
  Speaker 5: dropped the ball there i've got to ask you a
• 29:21
  Speaker 5: question i sort of asked this of any long distance
• 29:23
  Speaker 5: runners uh ultra marathon is that sort of thing when
• 29:26
  Speaker 5: you need to take a dump what's the plan.
• 29:30
  Speaker 3: Beautifully to fly. Hopefully it creates some kind of like
• 29:34
  Speaker 3: some kind of distraction on the pigeons behind you. It's
• 29:39
  Speaker 3: like a Murray kart kind of um oil split situation so.
• 29:43
  Speaker 4: How do you know about mario kart keezy on all
• 29:45
  Speaker 4: wings looking over his beak with me keezy.
• 29:48
  Speaker 3: Well the other the other owners have given their pigeons
• 29:51
  Speaker 3: some training exercises and that's like the competitive nature of
• 29:55
  Speaker 3: Mario Kart. I've been training on that, but I've got nothing.
• 29:58
  Speaker 5: They've been practicing on the Xbox, haven't they?
• 30:00
  Speaker 1: Keezy on all wings looking over his beak with me.
• 30:03
  Speaker 1: Keezy's just been sitting in the corner of the coupe
• 30:05
  Speaker 1: taking steroids, Keezy. Yeah, right. Okay.
• 30:08
  Speaker 4: Well, listen, Keezy on all wings looking over his beak
• 30:10
  Speaker 4: with me. Keezy, obviously no hard feelings, right? And good
• 30:14
  Speaker 4: luck for the race this weekend, man.
• 30:16
  Speaker 3: And trust the process, Keezy. Trust the process. And if
• 30:19
  Speaker 3: you can send some kind of.
• 30:22
  Speaker 3: A little bit extra down this weekend I've blown all
• 30:25
  Speaker 3: my money this week on a bit of a Tuesday
• 30:28
  Speaker 3: blowout but if you can just send something down so
• 30:30
  Speaker 3: that I can look after myself for the next couple
• 30:32
  Speaker 3: of days that'd be great Cool.
• 30:34
  Speaker 4: Okay, so my pigeon's hung over. It's actually great. Okay, well,
• 30:37
  Speaker 4: to be fair, that's pretty fitting. Good luck for the race, mate,
• 30:40
  Speaker 4: and we'll be keeping a close eye on you, all right?
• 30:42
  Speaker 2: The Hodaki Big Show with Jase, Mike, and Keezy. Tune
• 30:46
  Speaker 2: in weekdays at 4 on Radio Hodaki.
• 30:50
  Speaker 1: I think I'll have myself a beer.
• 30:55
  Speaker 2: The Radio Hodaki Big Show. Name our beer.
• 30:59
  Speaker 1: Yeah, baby.
• 31:00
  Speaker 4: Woo!
• 31:01
  Speaker 1: Feeling those Friday vibes. It's going off, man. Cut some
• 31:04
  Speaker 1: shapes for us. Go on, turn it up.
• 31:05
  Speaker 5: Can you crank that up?
• 31:06
  Speaker 1: Yeah, here you go. It's as loud as it goes.
• 31:08
  Speaker 5: Yeah, dance it.
• 31:10
  Speaker 1: And four more. Yeah, boy. And three more.
• 31:13
  Speaker 6: Uh-huh.
• 31:14
  Speaker 1: And two more. Yeah. And one more. Let's go again.
• 31:19
  Speaker 4: Backbone of aerobics.
• 31:21
  Speaker 1: Now, yes, we need you to name our beer thanks
• 31:24
  Speaker 1: to our good mates at Emerson's who are on board again, eh, fellas?
• 31:27
  Speaker 4: Certainly are, Jase. They, of course, heavily involved with the
• 31:31
  Speaker 4: 2026 Dunedin Craft Beer and Food Festival. It's happening again
• 31:34
  Speaker 4: two days, Friday, November 27th, Saturday, November 28th at Forsyth Bar.
• 31:39
  Speaker 4: Over 75 beer, food and beverage vendors. Shapeys are playing.
• 31:43
  Speaker 4: Troy Kingy's going to be there. Red Fountain and Park
• 31:45
  Speaker 4: Road as well.
• 31:46
  Speaker 1: Bloody good.
• 31:47
  Speaker 4: A huge event gets bigger and bigger every single year,
• 31:50
  Speaker 4: and every year as well, Emerson's makes a special Big
• 31:53
  Speaker 4: Show beer. This year it is a tropical hazy pale ale,
• 31:56
  Speaker 4: and it just needs a name.
• 31:57
  Speaker 1: That's all it needs, man. It's got everything else, it
• 32:00
  Speaker 1: just needs a name. We've got the beer, we've got
• 32:02
  Speaker 1: the bottles. G'day Gary, you mad bastard, how's life?
• 32:06
  Speaker 6: Oh, good thanks fellas, how's it going?
• 32:08
  Speaker 1: Yeah, good thanks. Mate, you got a big Friday night
• 32:11
  Speaker 1: planned there, Gaz?
• 32:13
  Speaker 3: A bit of vino with a missus.
• 32:15
  Speaker 1: Oh, very right.
• 32:16
  Speaker 5: What do you go for in the vino department, Gez,
• 32:19
  Speaker 5: you sicko?
• 32:20
  Speaker 3: Probably a nice Merlot.
• 32:23
  Speaker 1: Oh, Merlot. You romantic bastard, you.
• 32:28
  Speaker 4: Hey, Gary, what name have you got for our delicious beer, man?
• 32:32
  Speaker 3: I went for Jason's Hazy Jizz.
• 32:37
  Speaker 4: Right, and you'd be happy drinking a beer called Jason's
• 32:40
  Speaker 4: Hazy Jizz?
• 32:42
  Speaker 3: Oh, mate. I'll look forward to it.
• 32:47
  Speaker 4: Good stuff, Gary. You hold the line, brother. You got
• 32:49
  Speaker 4: yourself an Emerson's hoodie, all right?
• 32:50
  Speaker 3: Woo-hoo.
• 32:51
  Speaker 1: Thanks, boys.
• 32:52
  Speaker 4: No worries, mate.
• 32:53
  Speaker 1: Have a good evening.
• 32:53
  Speaker 5: Oh, wow.
• 32:55
  Speaker 1: Okay.
• 32:55
  Speaker 4: That sounds yum, Jase.
• 32:57
  Speaker 5: Is the BSA still going or no?
• 33:00
  Speaker 4: What, the broadcasting? No, I don't think so.
• 33:01
  Speaker 1: I think it's all G.
• 33:03
  Speaker 4: Do you have a big frothing pint of that, Jase? Hey,
• 33:12
  Speaker 4: DunedinBearFestival.co.nz if you want tickets, by the way.
• 33:14
  Speaker 8: We'll see you down there.
• 33:25
  Speaker 1: Jeez. What?
• 33:26
  Speaker 2: His face no more.
• 33:30
  Speaker 1: Welcome back, you massive bag bones. Hope your Friday's absolutely
• 33:33
  Speaker 1: going off. You're listening to The Big Show, incidentally brought
• 33:36
  Speaker 1: to you by Reburger. Oh, are you?
• 33:40
  Speaker 4: Crave with your street food freshly made with Reburger.
• 33:43
  Speaker 1: Scrumdiddlyumptious.
• 33:46
  Speaker 5: Old Keezy over here, he's putting on a brave face.
• 33:49
  Speaker 5: Kia kaha, man. I'm really proud of you.
• 33:51
  Speaker 1: Thank you. Yeah. Thanks, Mogi.
• 33:54
  Speaker 4: He's proud of me, Jason.
• 33:55
  Speaker 6: I am.
• 33:55
  Speaker 5: Are you proud of me, man? Because he's so hung.
• 33:58
  Speaker 5: I mean, this might be the most hung I've ever
• 34:00
  Speaker 5: seen Keezy. It definitely is not. Just so bad.
• 34:03
  Speaker 1: Yeah. Shocking. As I say, I am literally battling within
• 34:08
  Speaker 1: myself at the moment to not.
• 34:12
  Speaker 3: What?
• 34:13
  Speaker 1: We're really proud of you, Keezy.
• 34:14
  Speaker 4: What are you having for dinner tonight, Jase?
• 34:18
  Speaker 1: Well, this is an interesting one. I bet it's hard.
• 34:21
  Speaker 1: I guarantee it's boring. My wife is going to a
• 34:27
  Speaker 1: gig tonight.
• 34:28
  Speaker 5: Oh, giggity, giggity, giggity.
• 34:31
  Speaker 1: And my daughter's coming back from being away, so I
• 34:36
  Speaker 1: might make her a chicken korma. You won't.
• 34:38
  Speaker 6: Yeah, I will.
• 34:40
  Speaker 1: Got all the ingredients for it. Or I'll just Uber
• 34:43
  Speaker 1: some stuff in. There we go. Now we're talking. Yeah.
• 34:46
  Speaker 1: Or I might just pick up a takeaway on the
• 34:47
  Speaker 1: way home.
• 34:48
  Speaker 5: What are you going to have, Keezy? Because, of course,
• 34:50
  Speaker 5: you're hung. You're a piece of.
• 34:51
  Speaker 1: And you've already eaten like four burgers and... five bowls
• 34:55
  Speaker 1: of dumplings.
• 34:56
  Speaker 4: Yeah nine meals I've had friends of ours are coming
• 35:01
  Speaker 4: over for dance night actually oh yeah you'll be loving
• 35:04
  Speaker 4: that but we're keeping it chill we're just going to
• 35:05
  Speaker 4: do take out so we're going to go to our
• 35:07
  Speaker 4: local Thai joint I'm going to get oyster sauce beef
• 35:11
  Speaker 4: stir fry yeah with cashew on rice yeah a gang
• 35:16
  Speaker 4: panang red curry yes with chicken nice medium spice nice
• 35:20
  Speaker 4: nice just trying to figure out what third dish.
• 35:22
  Speaker 1: Is what's everyone else going to have We're splitting.
• 35:26
  Speaker 4: It between four of us, Jase, the three dishes, all right?
• 35:28
  Speaker 4: Maybe a pad thai, maybe a sort of peanut chicken.
• 35:31
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 35:32
  Speaker 5: And why don't you just sit on the couch sort
• 35:33
  Speaker 5: of fuming?
• 35:34
  Speaker 4: Oh, I'm in bed. I'm in bed playing Game Boy.
• 35:39
  Speaker 6: Doosh, doosh.
• 35:40
  Speaker 1: Until you go to your sleepover with the fellas tomorrow morning.
• 35:43
  Speaker 5: Yeah, you've got to save your energy for the fellas.
• 35:45
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 35:46
  Speaker 5: They're really going to take it out of you.
• 35:47
  Speaker 1: Yeah, good. Cool. Bit of sport chat next, fellas.
• 35:52
  Speaker 3: Yeah!
• 35:53
  Speaker 1: Yeah, man, yeah! Here's Soundgarden.
• 35:57
  Speaker 2: The Hodaki Big Show with Jase, Mike and Keezy. Tune
• 36:00
  Speaker 2: in weekdays at four on Radio Hodaki.
• 36:02
  Speaker 1: Yes, indeed, the hives there on the Radio Hodaki Big
• 36:05
  Speaker 1: Show this Friday evening. The time, 13 minutes past six o'clock. Fellas,
• 36:11
  Speaker 1: let's talk sport. Oh!
• 36:22
  Speaker 5: Sports.
• 36:24
  Speaker 1: Sporty, sporty, sport.
• 36:25
  Speaker 4: Why don't we start with Fellas the Warriors?
• 36:28
  Speaker 1: Sporty, sporty, sport.
• 36:29
  Speaker 5: Well, that's first, isn't it, Keezy? Tomorrow afternoon, 5pm at
• 36:32
  Speaker 5: Mount Smart Stadium, the Warriors go up against the Manly Seagulls.
• 36:38
  Speaker 1: Don't they, Keezy?
• 36:39
  Speaker 5: We've just had news that Leke Halasema is out with
• 36:41
  Speaker 5: a minor ankle niggle, which is bad news for him,
• 36:45
  Speaker 5: but he'll be back the following weekend, Jase. Don't you fret, brother.
• 36:49
  Speaker 1: I was fretting, too.
• 36:50
  Speaker 5: And outside of that, you've got Wade Egan's been rested.
• 36:54
  Speaker 1: Who else?
• 36:55
  Speaker 5: Somebody in the Fords. Kurt Capewell. Kurt Capewell, that's right.
• 36:58
  Speaker 5: How are you feeling about this one, Keezy?
• 37:01
  Speaker 4: I'm indifferent, to be honest.
• 37:03
  Speaker 5: Can I ask you about how you feel about the
• 37:05
  Speaker 5: minor premiership, which is... The minor premiers are the team
• 37:09
  Speaker 5: that lands the finishes on top of the table at
• 37:12
  Speaker 5: the end of regular season.
• 37:14
  Speaker 4: I don't give a shit about it.
• 37:15
  Speaker 1: Neither do I.
• 37:15
  Speaker 4: I literally don't care. They talk about.
• 37:17
  Speaker 5: The money they get won. It's a hundred grand. It's
• 37:20
  Speaker 5: a pittance. And they split it between everyone, which is cool. Yeah,
• 37:24
  Speaker 5: it goes to the club.
• 37:26
  Speaker 4: Which is fine. And it is cool that you get
• 37:28
  Speaker 4: the minor premiership. But I couldn't tell you, last year
• 37:31
  Speaker 4: the Panthers were number one?
• 37:33
  Speaker 1: Nah.
• 37:34
  Speaker 6: Who?
• 37:34
  Speaker 5: You'll remember when I tell you this, and you'll remember
• 37:36
  Speaker 5: for all the wrong reasons... The Canberra Raiders were the
• 37:39
  Speaker 5: minor premiers, and they went out in straight sets.
• 37:42
  Speaker 4: That's right.
• 37:42
  Speaker 5: They rested a whole bunch of players. The week before,
• 37:45
  Speaker 5: I think it was against the Dolphins. Dolphins put like
• 37:47
  Speaker 5: 40 or 50 on. It wouldn't have been 50, but
• 37:49
  Speaker 5: smashed them to bits. And then the following week, I
• 37:53
  Speaker 5: think they played the Broncos. Yeah, the Broncos came back.
• 37:56
  Speaker 1: A hell of a game.
• 37:57
  Speaker 5: One of the great games for Reece Walsh.
• 37:58
  Speaker 4: Great postseason.
• 37:59
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it was out of the gate.
• 38:00
  Speaker 4: So no, I don't give a shit at all.
• 38:01
  Speaker 1: Not at all.
• 38:01
  Speaker 4: And to be honest, we're first or second regardless of
• 38:03
  Speaker 4: what happens, which I'm stoked about. I will just be
• 38:05
  Speaker 4: watching it as a slightly steamed, massive fan of the Whas.
• 38:08
  Speaker 5: Yeah, it's going to be a bloody ripper.
• 38:10
  Speaker 1: Hey, the All Blacks are playing on Sunday morning again
• 38:13
  Speaker 1: against the Box.
• 38:14
  Speaker 5: 10 past 3.
• 38:15
  Speaker 1: Three changes, I believe, there's been. Asafa Omua.
• 38:21
  Speaker 4: Asafa Omua, the hooker.
• 38:23
  Speaker 1: He's replaced. And old Taylor's been dropped. Cody Taylor, yeah.
• 38:27
  Speaker 1: And he's a bloody good player. He is. And I
• 38:30
  Speaker 1: don't know if this is an injury, but it must
• 38:32
  Speaker 1: be because he's been an absolute legend. We've got Sam
• 38:35
  Speaker 1: Dowie coming in at lock. Yeah, that's right.
• 38:38
  Speaker 5: Well, the reason why they've decided, and this will be
• 38:41
  Speaker 5: the first cap for Sam Dowie, Dave Rennie said that
• 38:46
  Speaker 5: the beauty of Sam Dowie is he's got a massive
• 38:48
  Speaker 5: engine on him. He goes and goes and goes. Yes.
• 38:51
  Speaker 5: And given the style of game that they hope to
• 38:53
  Speaker 5: be playing at, what do you call that there?
• 38:57
  Speaker 1: Altitude.
• 38:57
  Speaker 5: Altitude, thank you very much. They think that'll really play
• 39:00
  Speaker 5: into their favour, so that's played a fairly big part
• 39:03
  Speaker 5: in that selection, Jase.
• 39:04
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's going to be another cracker, let's be honest.
• 39:08
  Speaker 1: There's been a real war of words between the coaches.
• 39:11
  Speaker 1: They don't like each other very much, and I like that.
• 39:13
  Speaker 5: Yeah, it provides a few stories, doesn't it, which is great.
• 39:17
  Speaker 5: And this is a three-tier series in South Africa. This
• 39:19
  Speaker 5: one is the one that matters.
• 39:21
  Speaker 6: Yes.
• 39:21
  Speaker 5: If one of the teams is 2-1 up, And then
• 39:25
  Speaker 5: they go over to Baltimore in a couple of weeks,
• 39:28
  Speaker 5: whenever that is, and they have those four tests. it
• 39:30
  Speaker 5: doesn't matter if they square it up. It's the three-test
• 39:33
  Speaker 5: series in South Africa.
• 39:34
  Speaker 1: Yes.
• 39:34
  Speaker 5: This is the one that matters.
• 39:36
  Speaker 1: I agree.
• 39:36
  Speaker 4: Johannesburg, 3.10 a.m. Sunday morning. Are you watching that live, fellas?
• 39:41
  Speaker 5: No, I'll get up because it'll be Father's Day there,
• 39:44
  Speaker 5: so I'll get up in the morning and have a croissant, coffee.
• 39:48
  Speaker 1: Watch that bastard.
• 39:49
  Speaker 5: Yeah, same.
• 39:49
  Speaker 1: It's going to be absolutely magnificent, Keith.
• 39:52
  Speaker 2: The Hauraki Big Show. Weekdays from 4 on Radio Hauraki.
• 39:56
  Speaker 1: Prime will scream there on the Radio Hauraki Big Show
• 39:59
  Speaker 1: this stormy, blustery and wet Friday evening. And dear.
• 40:04
  Speaker 7: And dear.
• 40:05
  Speaker 5: Fellas, I've had an interesting thing come up. I've had
• 40:08
  Speaker 5: an opportunity. come across my desk there, and I'm going
• 40:12
  Speaker 5: to be commentating the Warriors game tomorrow night.
• 40:15
  Speaker 1: Wow, how good.
• 40:15
  Speaker 5: Warriors versus Manly, 5 o'clock tomorrow afternoon. Very, very excited
• 40:21
  Speaker 5: about it. I've done a fair amount of commentary before, Jase,
• 40:24
  Speaker 5: with yourself, a little bit with you as well there, Keezy,
• 40:27
  Speaker 5: but there's mostly been cricket, probably entirely cricket.
• 40:31
  Speaker 1: Probably all cricket, yeah.
• 40:32
  Speaker 5: I think all cricket. So I haven't done the Warriors before,
• 40:35
  Speaker 5: and so... I just thought I should hit you guys up.
• 40:38
  Speaker 5: I'm a little bit nervous about it because you don't
• 40:39
  Speaker 5: want to bugger it up.
• 40:40
  Speaker 1: No.
• 40:40
  Speaker 5: Are you at the stadium? I'm at the stadium.
• 40:42
  Speaker 1: Wow, that's cool.
• 40:43
  Speaker 5: I'm in the box right next door to the away
• 40:46
  Speaker 5: team's coach's box. So that's going to be interesting. A
• 40:50
  Speaker 5: hell of a vantage point up there. And, dear, what
• 40:52
  Speaker 5: an honour.
• 40:53
  Speaker 4: Yeah, it's an amazing honour.
• 40:54
  Speaker 1: It's a rare privilege.
• 40:56
  Speaker 4: It is because I've done it a few times from
• 40:57
  Speaker 4: there back when the ACC and Sky were friends.
• 41:00
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 41:01
  Speaker 4: And it was one of the, like– it's one of
• 41:03
  Speaker 4: the best things I've done in my career purely because
• 41:05
  Speaker 4: I love a team so much. I'm sitting in the box.
• 41:07
  Speaker 4: It was the Sharks, Craig Fitzgibbon and the assistant coaches
• 41:10
  Speaker 4: were literally next to us and passed them in the
• 41:13
  Speaker 4: hallway a couple of times and you're calling a game
• 41:15
  Speaker 4: at Mount Smiley. It's a dream come true.
• 41:17
  Speaker 5: Now, normally for me, and that's exactly right, Keezy, I
• 41:19
  Speaker 5: feel exactly the same way. I cannot believe this opportunity.
• 41:22
  Speaker 5: I'm so over the moon about it and normally I
• 41:24
  Speaker 5: don't like going to the games because I like to
• 41:25
  Speaker 5: stay home and watch it on TV so I can
• 41:27
  Speaker 5: swear and F and Jeff and all that sort of
• 41:30
  Speaker 5: thing which I can't do. I can't do that at
• 41:32
  Speaker 5: the game. So, But this is too good. So I
• 41:35
  Speaker 5: just wanted to ask your advice, especially you, Jase, on
• 41:41
  Speaker 5: what I should do to prepare.
• 41:44
  Speaker 1: Well, he would have no idea.
• 41:45
  Speaker 5: Because I guess it's a little bit different. Just give
• 41:46
  Speaker 5: us a minute here, Keezy, man. Because I guess the
• 41:50
  Speaker 5: preparation is slightly different than what it would be around cricket.
• 41:53
  Speaker 1: Yeah. Oh, look, I've done them all. Netball? Yeah, netball
• 41:59
  Speaker 1: is where I started off, Keezy.
• 42:01
  Speaker 5: He started off netballing when you were still at school,
• 42:04
  Speaker 5: didn't you?
• 42:05
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 42:05
  Speaker 5: Just commentating the local games. What coverage was that?
• 42:14
  Speaker 1: But I obviously was over the intercom at our school.
• 42:19
  Speaker 5: High school, yeah.
• 42:22
  Speaker 1: Obviously a big occasion, a massive opportunity for you here, Mogey. And,
• 42:30
  Speaker 1: you know, I understand there would be a few nerves.
• 42:33
  Speaker 1: It's only natural. It means you care about it.
• 42:35
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 42:35
  Speaker 1: The first thing I would suggest is a few beersies.
• 42:38
  Speaker 5: Oh, don't worry about that.
• 42:38
  Speaker 1: A couple of settlers. Yeah. Just, you know, and depending
• 42:43
  Speaker 1: on what your sort of constitution's like, three or four
• 42:46
  Speaker 1: or five or six of those. Yeah. Pre-game. Responsibly. Responsibly,
• 42:50
  Speaker 1: of course, of course. And then just sort of block
• 42:53
  Speaker 1: them out every 10 minutes from there. You know what
• 42:55
  Speaker 1: I mean?
• 42:56
  Speaker 5: We've got a bar next door, so I'm going to
• 42:57
  Speaker 5: get down there. I think it opens around midday.
• 42:59
  Speaker 1: Lily World, great spot.
• 43:00
  Speaker 5: So just a little, you know, get the shakes a
• 43:02
  Speaker 5: little bit, I do. And so just a couple of
• 43:05
  Speaker 5: straighteners there.
• 43:06
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I think so. And the advantage is, too, you
• 43:08
  Speaker 1: can hang out there for an hour or two before
• 43:10
  Speaker 1: the game. I didn't realise there was a bar there.
• 43:12
  Speaker 5: Yeah, five hours.
• 43:13
  Speaker 1: And you get the vibe of the fans. You get
• 43:16
  Speaker 1: the vibe and the atmosphere with a few beersies with
• 43:19
  Speaker 1: the locals. Good stuff.
• 43:21
  Speaker 5: Yeah, no, I think that'll be good. And I don't think,
• 43:25
  Speaker 5: you know, I'm just going to try and make it entertaining.
• 43:27
  Speaker 5: I mean, the people that we're doing it for are
• 43:29
  Speaker 5: actually in the United Kingdom.
• 43:30
  Speaker 3: Right, okay.
• 43:31
  Speaker 1: Funnily enough. Yes.
• 43:32
  Speaker 5: And I think they're quite a serious rugby league team.
• 43:35
  Speaker 5: Set up. But, you know, I thought we'd give it
• 43:37
  Speaker 5: a bit of the ACC treatment, you know.
• 43:39
  Speaker 1: Absolutely.
• 43:40
  Speaker 5: Here's old sideline comments mogi from in the box. He's
• 43:43
  Speaker 5: absolutely hammered.
• 43:44
  Speaker 4: Wait, so this is this warrior's life, right?
• 43:47
  Speaker 1: The podcast. Great guys.
• 43:50
  Speaker 4: And they've managed to bag this opportunity.
• 43:52
  Speaker 1: For UK coverage.
• 43:53
  Speaker 5: Great podcast.
• 43:54
  Speaker 4: And you're going to show up wasted and provide colour
• 43:57
  Speaker 4: commentary and turn it into an ACC commentary.
• 43:59
  Speaker 5: Oh, there'll be colour, right?
• 44:01
  Speaker 4: I reckon that's a great idea.
• 44:02
  Speaker 1: Yeah, totally.
• 44:03
  Speaker 5: Well, it just sort of feels like.
• 44:06
  Speaker 5: If anything goes wrong, it's not my problem.
• 44:08
  Speaker 1: Totally. Who cares? Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 44:10
  Speaker 5: So the guys from This Warrior's Life, they're really taking
• 44:13
  Speaker 5: it seriously, and I just sort of feel like, Just
• 44:15
  Speaker 5: drink your way through it.
• 44:16
  Speaker 1: And I'll be honest with you, Mogi. I'll be honest
• 44:18
  Speaker 1: with you, mate. There's so many podcasts around. You know,
• 44:20
  Speaker 1: if this turns into a disaster, you know, he's out
• 44:22
  Speaker 1: effing and jeffing after a few beersies or whatever, don't
• 44:25
  Speaker 1: worry about it, man. There'll be another opportunity somewhere down
• 44:27
  Speaker 1: the line.
• 44:28
  Speaker 5: Yeah, man.
• 44:28
  Speaker 4: You'll find a podcast soon.
• 44:30
  Speaker 1: Go in guns blazing. Thanks, man. You know what I mean?
• 44:32
  Speaker 1: Just don't hold back. Be true to yourself. Oh, I
• 44:35
  Speaker 1: appreciate that. Wild Child.
• 44:38
  Speaker 4: It's the name of the song from the Black Keys.
• 44:40
  Speaker 3: Oh!
• 44:41
  Speaker 2: The Hauraki Big Show, weekdays from 4 on Radio Hauraki.
• 44:45
  Speaker 1: Pixies here on the Radio Hauraki Big Show this Friday evening.
• 44:49
  Speaker 1: We're heading into the weekend, fellas, so let's give out
• 44:52
  Speaker 1: some much-needed advice. Be pretty nips 69 at gmail.com. Get
• 45:01
  Speaker 1: in touch with the fellas. With the fellas.
• 45:04
  Speaker 6: With the fellas.
• 45:05
  Speaker 5: Fellas, why don't we stop singing to that?
• 45:08
  Speaker 4: You decided to stop singing.
• 45:09
  Speaker 5: Did I? Because Jase kept yelling.
• 45:11
  Speaker 1: No, no, no. That wasn't it. It was because.
• 45:14
  Speaker 5: Pugs complained that we were ruining the song.
• 45:15
  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, we were ruining it.
• 45:16
  Speaker 1: Or you complained that we were ruining the song. No,
• 45:17
  Speaker 1: it was more Keezy. It was Keezy complaining.
• 45:18
  Speaker 4: Because you started singing. You were singing really well at
• 45:20
  Speaker 4: first and then you just started going.
• 45:23
  Speaker 5: Which had a real charm to it, I thought. Certainly
• 45:26
  Speaker 5: it had a.
• 45:27
  Speaker 1: A charm to it?
• 45:28
  Speaker 4: Hey, fellas, great questions come in here to meetpaddynips69 at gmail.com.
• 45:31
  Speaker 4: Do you want to answer this one, Keezy? No, no,
• 45:34
  Speaker 4: you guys are all G. This one's anonymous, of course.
• 45:36
  Speaker 4: If we read it on the show, $ 50 reberg about you.
• 45:38
  Speaker 5: You can have a turn, man.
• 45:39
  Speaker 4: No, this is actually specifically good for you two.
• 45:41
  Speaker 1: Okay.
• 45:43
  Speaker 4: G'day, fellas.
• 45:44
  Speaker 1: If it's age-related, I'll be fuming.
• 45:47
  Speaker 6: G'day, fellas.
• 45:48
  Speaker 4: I'm 80. Nah, I'm just joking. G'day, fellas. My wife
• 45:51
  Speaker 4: and I are about to have our first baby.
• 45:53
  Speaker 1: Oh, God.
• 45:54
  Speaker 4: And I'm wanting to know when a reasonable and responsible
• 45:56
  Speaker 4: period of time after the birth that I could go
• 45:58
  Speaker 4: and play some golf. My wife is an avid listener,
• 46:02
  Speaker 4: so I'm really hoping the fellas can back me up
• 46:04
  Speaker 4: here and put in a good word. Keep in mind,
• 46:05
  Speaker 4: this will probably be a good chat for Keezy as
• 46:07
  Speaker 4: he'll be having his baby in no time as well.
• 46:09
  Speaker 1: Cheers, Anonymous. Well, he names you, man. He names you.
• 46:11
  Speaker 1: So he's absolutely right.
• 46:13
  Speaker 6: I mean.
• 46:14
  Speaker 1: Well, I'm not having a baby, by the way. Let's
• 46:16
  Speaker 1: just say you were.
• 46:17
  Speaker 3: Why?
• 46:17
  Speaker 1: Why don't we just use it on EG? No, I'm
• 46:20
  Speaker 1: just saying, isn't it? Okay, fine. From your perspective, when
• 46:25
  Speaker 1: would you feel most comfortable going and having a thwack
• 46:29
  Speaker 1: with old Hoity J? Oh, with you? Yeah, yeah.
• 46:32
  Speaker 4: Oh, I reckon I'd have to give it like five years. No,
• 46:35
  Speaker 4: I reckon it's hard to say.
• 46:37
  Speaker 1: I'm not a dad.
• 46:37
  Speaker 4: You guys have been dads.
• 46:39
  Speaker 1: Have been.
• 46:40
  Speaker 4: And continue to be dads.
• 46:42
  Speaker 3: Well.
• 46:43
  Speaker 1: Oh, you all right, man? Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 46:46
  Speaker 5: Can you go and pat him on the back? He's choking.
• 46:49
  Speaker 6: Get him, man.
• 46:50
  Speaker 5: Go and cough him. Cough him up. There you go, man.
• 46:53
  Speaker 1: Harder.
• 46:54
  Speaker 3: Harder.
• 46:56
  Speaker 5: Harder than that.
• 46:57
  Speaker 1: I would, I think from recollection when my firstborn was born,
• 47:04
  Speaker 1: it was three years before I played my next game.
• 47:09
  Speaker 3: What?
• 47:10
  Speaker 1: Yeah but but having said that you weren't big into
• 47:12
  Speaker 1: it though were you no i hadn't started playing at
• 47:14
  Speaker 1: that stage so it was i started three years after
• 47:19
  Speaker 1: she was born.
• 47:20
  Speaker 4: Right so it literally doesn't apply is what you're saying
• 47:23
  Speaker 4: what about you mogi because it's a four or five
• 47:24
  Speaker 4: hour commitment.
• 47:27
  Speaker 5: Well the funny thing about it is you're probably your
• 47:30
  Speaker 5: best off you can you see what you think about
• 47:34
  Speaker 5: this jace You spend a day, maybe two, at the
• 47:38
  Speaker 5: hospital just for a little bit of recovery and then
• 47:40
  Speaker 5: you've got the terrifying drive home with your baby on
• 47:45
  Speaker 5: board for the first time. Absolutely terrifying. You're driving along
• 47:48
  Speaker 5: at about three kilometres an hour, actually increasing your chances
• 47:51
  Speaker 5: of crashing, weirdly enough. And then you get the kid home. Really,
• 47:58
  Speaker 5: drop them off on the porch, have your clubs in
• 48:00
  Speaker 5: the boot and then just go.
• 48:01
  Speaker 4: Oh, really?
• 48:02
  Speaker 1: Straight away? 100% because you'll find.
• 48:05
  Speaker 5: That for the first six weeks, the baby is just
• 48:08
  Speaker 5: asleep 100% of the time. It wakes up for a feed,
• 48:11
  Speaker 5: but there's nothing you can do to help there.
• 48:13
  Speaker 4: So you might as well play golf.
• 48:14
  Speaker 5: The thing about it is, by the time it gets
• 48:16
  Speaker 5: to this point, baby pregnant, birth, got it home, everyone's
• 48:23
  Speaker 5: at home.
• 48:23
  Speaker 1: Yes.
• 48:24
  Speaker 5: You've done your job, man. You're good to go. You've
• 48:27
  Speaker 5: got probably 18 months to three and a half years
• 48:32
  Speaker 5: before you have to do anything, really. It's really once
• 48:34
  Speaker 5: the sort of sports stuff comes in.
• 48:36
  Speaker 4: Don't you provide support and stuff to the mum?
• 48:38
  Speaker 5: Yeah, but that can all be done via text.
• 48:41
  Speaker 1: Oh, right. Okay, I didn't know that. It's probably a
• 48:45
  Speaker 1: good time in that scenario to buy a membership. You
• 48:49
  Speaker 1: know what I mean? Yeah, like a full year. Yeah,
• 48:51
  Speaker 1: like a full year membership. Because you're going to have
• 48:54
  Speaker 1: a lot of free time. It's a pretty lonely business,
• 48:56
  Speaker 1: isn't it, sometimes?
• 48:57
  Speaker 5: Can I say when your wife or girlfriend posts on Instagram,
• 49:01
  Speaker 5: like all the baby photos and everything like that, Make
• 49:04
  Speaker 5: sure you like and comment so she feels like you're participating.
• 49:07
  Speaker 1: That's a good shout, fellas.
• 49:08
  Speaker 4: Well, there you go. I hope that helps.
• 49:10
  Speaker 1: All the best for that, by the way. Yeah.
• 49:12
  Speaker 5: Let us know how it goes.
• 49:14
  Speaker 4: Meet PaddyNip69 at gmail.com if you ever need help.
• 49:17
  Speaker 2: The Hauraki Big Show. Weekdays from 4pm. on Radio Hauraki.
• 49:37
  Speaker 1: I reckon we should extend this last breakout for as
• 49:41
  Speaker 1: long as possible because Keezy's back. He's loving it. He's
• 49:45
  Speaker 1: desperate to get over it. He's like, can you just
• 49:50
  Speaker 1: shush up and get over that?
• 49:52
  Speaker 4: But for some reason, you decide you're going to go
• 49:53
  Speaker 4: really big on the last break and really drag it out. Like,
• 49:56
  Speaker 4: just let's get this thing.
• 49:57
  Speaker 1: Done, man. Okay. Now, listen, we do the disclaimer, which
• 50:01
  Speaker 1: is a bonus podcast. What's the clip today, Keezy?
• 50:04
  Speaker 4: Today's bonus podcast clip is called Public Shaming, and it
• 50:08
  Speaker 4: comes out at 7.30 tonight wherever you get your podcasts from.
• 50:10
  Speaker 5: Now, before you play that, Keezy, man, What? How's it
• 50:14
  Speaker 5: all going?
• 50:15
  Speaker 4: Yeah, good, man.
• 50:16
  Speaker 1: Thank you.
• 50:18
  Speaker 4: I get there to pick up my order. It's not
• 50:20
  Speaker 4: ready yet, though. I haven't even started cooking it yet.
• 50:21
  Speaker 4: So I have to sit there for 10 minutes. And
• 50:24
  Speaker 4: I'm just sitting there, and then I just hear this like.
• 50:25
  Speaker 1: Do-doosh, do-doosh.
• 50:27
  Speaker 4: And this prick is driving past in his car yelling
• 50:30
  Speaker 4: do-doosh at me. And I'm just like, f * * *
• 50:33
  Speaker 4: ing hell. I just want to have my shameful hungover food.
• 50:38
  Speaker 1: In peace.
• 50:41
  Speaker 5: In peace. If you listen to the podcast, you'll find
• 50:44
  Speaker 5: out what that is. If you can get in touch
• 50:46
  Speaker 5: with the Hauraki Big Show, that fella, we'll get him
• 50:49
  Speaker 5: out a backbone T-shirt because he is absolutely done, Keezy, there. Yeah, totally.
• 50:52
  Speaker 4: This isn't a thing, Mogi. Mogi's trying to make it
• 50:54
  Speaker 4: he's done you there. Specifically me.
• 50:57
  Speaker 1: Nah, anyone.
• 50:58
  Speaker 5: It can be anyone.
• 50:59
  Speaker 4: What about we get T-shirts made of He's done you there, Keezy,
• 51:03
  Speaker 4: and it's me on all fours looking over my shoulder.
• 51:08
  Speaker 1: I think that'll sell really well, actually.
• 51:10
  Speaker 5: Can somebody out there make that image for us? We've
• 51:12
  Speaker 5: got some great images getting made. Make that image for us.
• 51:15
  Speaker 5: Send it through to old Pugs on there.
• 51:17
  Speaker 4: And Pugs will get it.
• 51:17
  Speaker 5: And Pugs will get it made into a T-shirt in
• 51:19
  Speaker 5: a couple of years.
• 51:20
  Speaker 1: Make your plans for tonight the weekend.
• 51:24
  Speaker 5: I'll be honest with you, man. I've got a bit
• 51:26
  Speaker 5: of a– I'm pretty keen to get on it. Yeah, okay.
• 51:30
  Speaker 5: But I've got a day in front of me tomorrow,
• 51:31
  Speaker 5: so I'll try and restrain myself. Then the other thing is,
• 51:34
  Speaker 5: of course, I've got Father's Day on Sunday there.
• 51:37
  Speaker 1: Yes.
• 51:38
  Speaker 5: So I can be a little bit hungover that day
• 51:40
  Speaker 5: if I want to be.
• 51:41
  Speaker 1: Yeah, totally.
• 51:41
  Speaker 5: But I might want to have a lovely day with
• 51:43
  Speaker 5: the family.
• 51:43
  Speaker 1: I don't know.
• 51:44
  Speaker 5: I haven't decided. Of course, the other option is, of course,
• 51:46
  Speaker 5: I've got to watch the rugby there on Sunday morning,
• 51:51
  Speaker 5: and I'm going to watch that with a croissant and
• 51:54
  Speaker 5: a little cup of coffee there, and yeah.
• 51:57
  Speaker 1: What are you doing this weekend, Jase? Well, I don't know.
• 52:00
  Speaker 1: It's your turn, Keezy. No, you're not going last. You're
• 52:03
  Speaker 1: not going last. You've got your boys weekend tomorrow. I'm
• 52:06
  Speaker 1: worried about this. 20 dudes getting together at 10 o'clock
• 52:10
  Speaker 1: tomorrow out in Clevedon.
• 52:12
  Speaker 4: For the official blessing of the Dobros. Yes, apparently, whatever
• 52:14
  Speaker 4: that means.
• 52:15
  Speaker 1: Right.
• 52:16
  Speaker 4: And we've all pitched in to fly a bloke up
• 52:18
  Speaker 4: from Christchurch as of tonight as well. So he's stoked,
• 52:22
  Speaker 4: which is lovely.
• 52:23
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's lovely. Really good. What are you doing, Jase? Oh,
• 52:28
  Speaker 1: this is the thing. You know, it's funny because... Hey, we'll.
• 52:31
  Speaker 4: Be back Monday.
• 52:32
  Speaker 1: Especially with weekends. We'll be back Monday. Keezy, please! I'm
• 52:35
  Speaker 1: in this really weird position, actually, at the moment, where...
• 52:39
  Speaker 1: Because my wife's going to a show tonight, and it's like,
• 52:43
  Speaker 1: do we meet before her show? And my daughter's coming home,
• 52:46
  Speaker 1: so I'm just trying to figure out... Do I cook
• 52:49
  Speaker 1: some food and see if she wants to do that,
• 52:53
  Speaker 1: or do I just let my wife go to a
• 52:55
  Speaker 1: show and then my daughter and I maybe get something?
• 53:00
  Speaker 1: But then on the Sunday, we were meant to be
• 53:04
  Speaker 1: having lunch with a mate of ours, but she's got
• 53:06
  Speaker 1: the flu. And I think tomorrow my wife and I
• 53:11
  Speaker 1: were going to do the– Our normal safety morning in
• 53:15
  Speaker 1: the CBD. Just go for a little breakfast. Jesse, you
• 53:18
  Speaker 1: please shut up.