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Broken Lattice | Son of a Boy Dad #418 · Son of a Boy Dad

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  Speaker 5: Yeah, all right, welcome back, son avoid at podcast.
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  Speaker 5: We are here live from HQ three, trying this for
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  Speaker 5: the third time now, third intro.
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  Speaker 1: We've had the restart a couple of times because Sas
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  Speaker 1: is just constantly introduced. Seeing a new slur for Portuguese people.
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  Speaker 1: I didn't know there was one a little till day
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  Speaker 1: over that the oh geezers, geezers, old fucking geezers. Yes,
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  Speaker 1: so good a shoe, that's those are the shoes you
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  Speaker 1: were wearing a dinner the other night.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, I love that outfit. I thought to myself, I'm
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  Speaker 4: going to run that back.
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  Speaker 1: I love that it was such a damn good outfit.
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  Speaker 1: I just bought a bunch of news socks from Unique Low,
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  Speaker 1: and I think that I am a bit inspired by
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  Speaker 1: the socks that you've been wearing.
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  Speaker 4: Really, Unique Clow, what are your thoughts on that brand. Oh,
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  Speaker 4: I love Uniklow. Yeah, I would think you might.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, it's for me. It's built for me, for like que.
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  Speaker 4: Skinny Japanese boys.
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  Speaker 5: Is it Japanese senny skinny skinny fat Japanese boys.
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  Speaker 4: It's got to be Japanese. Can we look up?
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  Speaker 5: It's Japanese. I'm like, I'm like a member.
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  Speaker 4: You have to be you. I'm a member too.
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  Speaker 1: Now I should have known that because when you when
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  Speaker 1: you bought when I bought it, I had to sign
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  Speaker 1: up for a membership.
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  Speaker 4: Oh yeah, did you go to the store. No, but
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  Speaker 4: I've done it. There's one in Soho.
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  Speaker 5: They have the thing where you when you scan, like
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  Speaker 5: when you check out, you just throw everything in and
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  Speaker 5: he knows every item that you have. It's a self checkout,
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  Speaker 5: but it has like the sensors, so like you could
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  Speaker 5: have like two pairs of socks, a pair of underwear,
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  Speaker 5: and his shirt.
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  Speaker 4: You throw it all in.
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  Speaker 5: It immediately has it all ringed up.
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  Speaker 4: It's like when you go to the airport someplace. Yes,
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  Speaker 4: steal everything exactly like that, you find out you had
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  Speaker 4: you paid for it, You paid for all of it.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, but in reality, it's a man in Bangladesh.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, exactly, just counting that's two pairs of socks.
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  Speaker 1: But I went through a I did an aggressive purge
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  Speaker 1: of all of my of all of my things, and
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  Speaker 1: I had so many Do you guys suffer from having
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  Speaker 1: like mismatched.
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  Speaker 4: Socks in a drawer?
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  Speaker 1: There's tons of them, and so I washed everything and
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  Speaker 1: then I just went through the entire mismatched sock pile
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  Speaker 1: and I fucking nuked it. And I was like, if
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  Speaker 1: you don't have a partner, you're getting thrown out. I
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  Speaker 1: don't care how much I love the one soccer, I'm
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  Speaker 1: throwing you in the fucking off.
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  Speaker 4: Because I've got a couple pair. I've got a couple
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  Speaker 4: of pairs of really good just one sock.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, but it's like what you're you're holding on to
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  Speaker 1: are not pairs, not pairs.
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  Speaker 4: I couple got a couple of loan range yeah yeah, yeah,
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  Speaker 4: real good.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, But like you just look at them and you're like,
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  Speaker 5: I wish I knew?
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  Speaker 4: Will you match those with other lone rangers? Will you go?
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  Speaker 4: Will you go two different socks? Yeah?
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  Speaker 5: I don't get rid of the I don't get rid
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  Speaker 5: of the lone ranger, but will you wear them.
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  Speaker 1: Yes, what's so good are these wolf socks? Because that's
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  Speaker 1: the only thing that could be like so good about
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  Speaker 1: a sock.
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  Speaker 4: I've got a smart woolf socks that I have to mismatch.
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  Speaker 4: Those are good socks.
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  Speaker 5: Rates, I mean expensive socks. How much It's like they
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  Speaker 5: cost like a pair of shoes.
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  Speaker 4: Sometimes I'll wear them without shits.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, like forty dollars or what bucks or something like
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  Speaker 5: a pair of socks.
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  Speaker 4: They're not forty. They're not forty. They're probably like thirty.
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  Speaker 4: If I had to get I think they're twenty one
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  Speaker 4: pair is twenty bus Yeah, it's a lot.
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  Speaker 1: It's free fall right now. The price is free falling.
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  Speaker 4: But they last forever. There is a difference. Do they
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  Speaker 4: last forever? Though? I have smart wolf socks in my
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  Speaker 4: drawer right now where I mean you know the fact
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  Speaker 4: that I don't put them away for winter because they
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  Speaker 4: take up so much space and your Christmas stocking. Yeah, they'refty.
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  Speaker 4: They're the type of things you put on like a
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  Speaker 4: horse at their feet warm in winter and they just
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  Speaker 4: sit there taking up seventy five percent of the sock drawer,
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  Speaker 4: and then all my cute little white socks are off
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  Speaker 4: to the left, stuffed in a fucking I got.
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  Speaker 1: A lot of socks, but I think with a lot
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  Speaker 1: of socks, but you you get into the like fear
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  Speaker 1: of like, well, the pair is somewhere in the rotation.
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  Speaker 1: Like you're like, if I haven't washed every piece of
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  Speaker 1: clothes that I have so you can take inventory, You're like, well,
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  Speaker 1: the other one's probably just in the laundeer.
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  Speaker 4: Of these two, I need to be able to put
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  Speaker 4: these together.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, you have to wash everything, so you just have
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  Speaker 1: everything in front of you, and you're it's like, if
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  Speaker 1: this sock doesn't have a pair, fucking shoot it in
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  Speaker 1: the back of the head. You have to get rid
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  Speaker 1: of them. And it felt like looking at my sock
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  Speaker 1: drawer right now is so satisfying. That's nice, And I'm
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  Speaker 1: sure I've been room. So I hit the unique cloth.
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  Speaker 4: I hit it hard, the post purge, the post purge
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  Speaker 4: admiration of a closet is one of those unique clo
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  Speaker 4: good feelings.
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  Speaker 1: And then you and then you you're like I could
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  Speaker 1: chop a little yeah, and then you kind of ruined
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  Speaker 1: the problem.
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  Speaker 4: I've got. I've got space. Did you pick up anything
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  Speaker 4: else at uniquelow or just socks. I picked up some.
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  Speaker 1: I picked up some pairs of underwear as well, because
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  Speaker 1: my underwear drawer was looking a little bit light.
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  Speaker 5: I don't know if I would recommend the Uni Clow underwear.
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  Speaker 5: Really not really my style. But also I'm a boxers guy, so.
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  Speaker 1: Well, these are boxer briefs, and two of the pairs
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  Speaker 1: in my bottom just to feel sexy.
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  Speaker 4: They were.
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  Speaker 1: They were termed low rise boxer briefs.
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  Speaker 5: Ultimately, I don't know what it means. I don't know
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  Speaker 5: if you could pay me to even try that.
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  Speaker 4: All I've bought two pairs of low ride boxer briefs.
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  Speaker 4: The low rise these boxes will intentionally sag off your
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  Speaker 4: ass to make it look dumpy as hell. It's like
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  Speaker 4: down by your pubes. I've forgotten.
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  Speaker 1: I just saw them and I was.
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  Speaker 5: Like, these look sexy, bro, those are diabolical.
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  Speaker 4: Has removed.
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  Speaker 1: That's low rise boxer briefs.
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  Speaker 5: Oh wow, even those like that's what you guys wear?
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  Speaker 4: No, not what I wear.
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  Speaker 1: I mean, all I have is a picture of these
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  Speaker 1: boxer briefs in front of a white background, So I
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  Speaker 1: don't know what how they'll look like on.
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  Speaker 4: Shaft boxer briefs. I can't wear Why not? They're just
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  Speaker 4: so uncomfortable. That's crazy you're not. But for what it's worth,
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  Speaker 4: there are boxer I'm very particular about my underwear too,
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  Speaker 4: and I there's only one. I've only worn one type
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  Speaker 4: of underwear for about fifteen years, pretty much me as well.
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  Speaker 4: Hi rise, No, I wear the high rise. Yeah, I
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  Speaker 4: wear seventeenth floor Downtown Manhattan.
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  Speaker 1: You got skyscrapers, I got some fucking I put my
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  Speaker 1: arms in first, I got the high They cover my
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  Speaker 1: belly button. No man should be wearing low rise though,
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  Speaker 1: Like that is how you get plumbers cracked.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, like low rise is fucking insane.
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  Speaker 5: I also, like, do wear underwear that goes up to
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  Speaker 5: my belly button.
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  Speaker 4: My boxers are so high rise that when ipe I
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  Speaker 4: pull them out the leg, I pull my dick out
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  Speaker 4: the leg, not the middle, just the.
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  Speaker 1: Bottom of a tight, tight ass leg. Like that doesn't
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  Speaker 1: look that crazy, does it?
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, that's insane. Boxer trunks, it's just like a nice
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  Speaker 4: boxer trunk. You have washboard abs.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, why don't girls get plumber cracked?
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  Speaker 4: I mean the model is fucking shredded. Yeah, of course
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  Speaker 4: he is. They always are, They always are. Those would
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  Speaker 4: be baggie on me. They should have someone like you
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  Speaker 4: guys are like airy modeling.
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  Speaker 1: Well, they don't have plus sized male models now, they
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  Speaker 1: only have plus sized female Like body positivity doesn't exist
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  Speaker 1: for you know what?
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  Speaker 5: It is though that a lot of like a lot
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  Speaker 5: of like the fishing brands are using plus sized men.
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  Speaker 4: Now.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, well I think it's probably because a lot of
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  Speaker 5: fisher men are fat and uh oh yeah, you like
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  Speaker 5: you'll go to like get like a fishing shirt and
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  Speaker 5: it's just some dude just bursting through it.
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  Speaker 4: You're like, ah ah, what was I going to say?
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  Speaker 4: I was gonna say this. I agree that not all
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  Speaker 4: boxer briefs are comfortable, and the ones that ride up
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  Speaker 4: are the worst.
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  Speaker 5: I don't like the I don't like them sticking to
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  Speaker 5: my leg. I don't want compression on my life.
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  Speaker 4: I think you're going to get to this point probably
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  Speaker 4: when you're going to get to a point where you're
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  Speaker 4: going to realize, like wearing boxers is insane. It's it's childish.
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  Speaker 4: I'm never so you're gonna need one day, You're gonna
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  Speaker 4: need to like run yeah and I'll run.
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  Speaker 1: No that your ball's gonna get like wrapped around your
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  Speaker 1: leg like a fucking skip it.
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  Speaker 4: You're gonna rip your underwear as you're taking long dog. No,
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  Speaker 4: you've got this completely. It's gonna shift and it's gonna
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  Speaker 4: be stiff on one leg, you know, and then it'd
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  Speaker 4: be tight and you'll take a stride and a hold
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  Speaker 4: thing will rip down the ass. That's what you'd think.
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  Speaker 4: I remember, I used to do that. I used to
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  Speaker 4: rip my boxers every day.
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  Speaker 5: These are like if I were to take my shorts off,
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  Speaker 5: my underwear would fall to my ankles. Like these are like,
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  Speaker 5: I'm wearing like a triple XL two pairs of arrows,
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  Speaker 5: plenty of room for movement.
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  Speaker 4: What I'm not being restricted at all? You got no,
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  Speaker 4: you got no support whatsoever. Zero.
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  Speaker 1: That's also like, uh, unhealthy for your ball health, according
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  Speaker 1: to who the ABA bro, the American Ball Association.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah damn, Harry.
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  Speaker 1: Come on, let's listen to what AI has to say.
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  Speaker 1: Let's let's see, baggy boxers are excellent for your testicle.
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  Speaker 4: There we go, all right.
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  Speaker 1: Because they are loose, they allowed for maximum airflow, which
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  Speaker 1: keeps your scrot about the ideal slightly lower temperature required
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  Speaker 1: for healthy sperm production.
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  Speaker 4: Exactly, man, Harry is aging his balls like wine.
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  Speaker 1: Yep, you actually need to be careful with those healthy
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  Speaker 1: as you can knock someone.
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  Speaker 4: Up by looking at him. You know all this time.
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  Speaker 1: Lack of support means that they can cause chafing or
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  Speaker 1: painful bouncing during physical activities.
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  Speaker 4: So I'm saying, as soon as you find yourself in
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  Speaker 4: a physical activity someday, I know it hasn't happened in
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  Speaker 4: a while, but when it does, you're in for a
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  Speaker 4: real sad surprise.
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  Speaker 5: I mean, now I'm getting worried because I'm I'm literally
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  Speaker 5: going on a five mile hike tomorrow or next or
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  Speaker 5: I went on one.
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  Speaker 4: Already and my balls got chafed on it.
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  Speaker 1: Historically, they have your balls been affected?
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  Speaker 5: Not really, no, but historically my ass has been affected
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  Speaker 5: pretty bad. What do you mean I get my like
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  Speaker 5: on those long hikes. I get chafing in the ass,
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  Speaker 5: bad around the around the around meat cracks. Oh, around
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  Speaker 5: the cracks, well, like around the cheek.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, what's rubbing against what? The cheeks are rubbing together?
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  Speaker 4: Real like cleavage? What do you mean like your butt
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  Speaker 4: cheeks are going like this?
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  Speaker 5: Well, yeah, when you're walking for five hours straight.
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  Speaker 4: I don't think my cheeks are doing that?
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  Speaker 5: What?
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  Speaker 4: How I don't know your cheeks aren't touching? What do
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  Speaker 4: you have a cheek gap? I think I got some
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  Speaker 4: cheek gap, Like I think I got some chap.
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  Speaker 5: Well, I don't have a gaping asshole, so my cheeks
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  Speaker 5: naturally touched together.
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  Speaker 4: I don't think your butt cheeks are supposed to be
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  Speaker 4: stuck together. If that's the case, ship it's ship? Does
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  Speaker 4: it just like squoze out of your Did you wipe
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  Speaker 4: like your whole crack? Yes?
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  Speaker 5: I do for starters, but also no, my ass separates
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  Speaker 5: when I ship, But when I'm walking for hours at
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  Speaker 5: a time, like, even if it's very minimal friction, like,
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  Speaker 5: it starts to like get chafed. So I got I
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  Speaker 5: got some of the gold bond anti chafe.
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  Speaker 4: I wonder what that's that I'm gonna rub between my
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  Speaker 4: ass cheeks.
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  Speaker 1: Well, you're not the only person that walks, though, No,
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  Speaker 1: why does this Why does this problem afflict you and
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  Speaker 1: not the billions of other walkers?
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  Speaker 5: You've never got chafing in the ass?
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  Speaker 4: No, I mean I've gotten like around the ass or
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  Speaker 4: maybe like something about like itch. No, because that means
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  Speaker 4: you haven't wiped your ass. No, no, No, I'm not
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  Speaker 4: talking about a niche.
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  Speaker 1: It's then no, it's like I have not gotten my
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  Speaker 1: ass chafed by by doing some walking.
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  Speaker 5: Well, you boys don't really get outside much, so I
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  Speaker 5: guess that would explain it.
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  Speaker 4: Oh, let's go for ten. I live outdoors, we can
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  Speaker 4: go for him.
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  Speaker 5: I mean maybe if you walked a course every now
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  Speaker 5: and then you'd understand.
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  Speaker 4: I'm walking one today. Yeah. Yeah, how's that right. I'll
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  Speaker 4: tell you what. I'm not going to come off and
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  Speaker 4: be like, boy, my I wish my cheeks for a little,
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  Speaker 4: but I'm not either like I want to, like I
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  Speaker 4: wanted that on the road. I should have put a
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  Speaker 4: fucking spacer like.
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  Speaker 5: Let me let me give you a specific scenario when
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  Speaker 5: we went to Wyoming for the When I went to
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  Speaker 5: Wyoming for the first time ever to visit Bow at
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  Speaker 5: the ranch that he worked at, which is like one
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  Speaker 5: of the first episodes we did of the show. We
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  Speaker 5: went on a we went on a fourteen a hike,
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  Speaker 5: and the way up, I was totally fine. Set first
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  Speaker 5: seven miles, I was totally fine. It was probably like
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  Speaker 5: the last three miles on the way home where it
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  Speaker 5: was like my ass was in a lot of hurt.
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  Speaker 4: I think I need to clarify one more time. Are
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  Speaker 4: you talking about your rectum? Are you talking about the
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  Speaker 4: whole like.
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  Speaker 5: I'm not talking about my asshole. You're talking about fully
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  Speaker 5: exterior issue.
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  Speaker 4: But not quite exterior. No, no exterior. Then you're talking
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  Speaker 4: about the outside of your cheeks.
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  Speaker 5: Like the outside right towards where they meet in the middle.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, that's what I thought it was. That's not fully exterior.
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  Speaker 4: That's aperture. No, that's exterior.
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  Speaker 5: Anything that is not the only thing that's not exterior is.
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  Speaker 4: In I think I'm thinking that like Harry's if this
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  Speaker 4: is his crack, that's my crack. He's getting right in here. No, no, no.
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  Speaker 5: No, no, it's more towards like where the cheeks meet.
• 17:05
  Speaker 5: So say, like the bottom.
• 17:07
  Speaker 4: That's the underwear problem. That's underwear.
• 17:10
  Speaker 5: They be like this, like if you're walking just for hours,
• 17:12
  Speaker 5: Oh it's bottom of the cheek, bottom of the cheek, okay,
• 17:15
  Speaker 5: so like right down here, right down and there, and.
• 17:20
  Speaker 4: Briefs that would be that wouldn't be a problem. It's
• 17:22
  Speaker 4: literally because of the fucking boxers you're wearing. I think
• 17:25
  Speaker 4: your ass is sagging too much, and I think briefs
• 17:29
  Speaker 4: I'm like, I don't have much of an ass to say.
• 17:31
  Speaker 4: I know, well, whatever the case is, Like, you gotta yoka,
• 17:35
  Speaker 4: you need backlift. Most guys need front lift. You need backlift.
• 17:40
  Speaker 1: You need wonderbrawl that lifts and separates. Correct, he needs
• 17:44
  Speaker 1: a wonderbral for his ass.
• 17:46
  Speaker 4: You need some structure. You need wires, you need a
• 17:48
  Speaker 4: padded underwire, a wonderbral. You might be you guys might
• 17:52
  Speaker 4: be right.
• 17:52
  Speaker 1: Honestly, just try wearing like, when was the last time
• 17:55
  Speaker 1: you wore a boxer brief?
• 17:57
  Speaker 4: Oh?
• 17:57
  Speaker 5: Man, if I'm bringing out the briefs, it is Andrey
• 18:00
  Speaker 5: day has been, has been way.
• 18:02
  Speaker 4: Past to do. So you have some I've got a
• 18:04
  Speaker 4: couple pairs of what are they doing? Where are they from? Haynes? No,
• 18:07
  Speaker 4: but wait, what what part of your life are they from?
• 18:11
  Speaker 4: Probably being on the road and forgetting underwear?
• 18:14
  Speaker 5: Like I have so many pairs of socks and underwear
• 18:17
  Speaker 5: because of how many times I've gone on the road
• 18:19
  Speaker 5: and just completely forgot to pack underwear.
• 18:22
  Speaker 1: I can't believe you moved with all of them. I
• 18:24
  Speaker 1: can't believe you didn't take the chance of you moving.
• 18:26
  Speaker 4: I threw out like seven trash bags of clothes when
• 18:29
  Speaker 4: I moved really and it didn't make a debt.
• 18:32
  Speaker 5: Bro, It's just like so many like, oh, this is
• 18:35
  Speaker 5: the shirt from when we had Dana Beers on the
• 18:39
  Speaker 5: Act six years ago, and you're like, we all got
• 18:42
  Speaker 5: we all got shirts made for it. It's like shit
• 18:44
  Speaker 5: like that, Like I have so many, Like I don't
• 18:46
  Speaker 5: bring random shirts.
• 18:48
  Speaker 4: I don't either anymore.
• 18:49
  Speaker 5: But I used to bring home everything because I was like,
• 18:52
  Speaker 5: I don't know how long this is gonna last, you know,
• 18:55
  Speaker 5: And I was like I'm getting a ton of freeze
• 18:56
  Speaker 5: shit from barstool. So I was bringing home every show
• 19:00
  Speaker 5: that we had to wear like everything.
• 19:02
  Speaker 4: Huh.
• 19:03
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I think that you there's a point where you
• 19:05
  Speaker 1: can't keep on hanging on to those things for the
• 19:08
  Speaker 1: sentimental value. Would be like Marie Condo and like thank
• 19:12
  Speaker 1: the clothes for the journey that they gave you in life,
• 19:15
  Speaker 1: like and just let them go.
• 19:16
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I do. I do get that. I would say
• 19:18
  Speaker 4: that you should do a day of what Marie Condo says,
• 19:21
  Speaker 4: which is that you're supposed to lay out every single
• 19:23
  Speaker 4: item of clothing that you have on the floor so
• 19:25
  Speaker 4: that you can see it all and then decide what's
• 19:27
  Speaker 4: worth it.
• 19:27
  Speaker 5: But your clothes are on the floor already. Yeah, I'm
• 19:31
  Speaker 5: making that decision every day.
• 19:32
  Speaker 4: You are, you're living in them, walking around them like
• 19:35
  Speaker 4: they're sleeping puppies. Yeah, pretty much. Yeah.
• 19:39
  Speaker 1: And you have to look at everything and you have
• 19:40
  Speaker 1: to say, does this bring me joy?
• 19:43
  Speaker 4: Yeah?
• 19:43
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I mean I got a lot of like jackets
• 19:45
  Speaker 5: that I don't really Oh.
• 19:47
  Speaker 4: Fuck, just forgot about my rain jacket.
• 19:52
  Speaker 1: Well you're going home, Yeah, you already had the trips gone.
• 19:58
  Speaker 4: What do you mean he left? It's probably a Montana Fuck.
• 20:03
  Speaker 4: What are you talking about now. I'm just it's gone.
• 20:07
  Speaker 4: It's definitely gone. Where do you leave it? I don't know.
• 20:10
  Speaker 5: I forgot I was supposed to look for it.
• 20:13
  Speaker 1: It is tough to wear rain jackets this time of year,
• 20:16
  Speaker 1: or even to keep an assessment of your rain jackets
• 20:18
  Speaker 1: this time of year.
• 20:19
  Speaker 5: A rain jacket should be a yearly fresh purchase, fresh purchase.
• 20:24
  Speaker 5: I feel that, I honestly, I'm saying that, and I
• 20:27
  Speaker 5: don't even know if I really believe it.
• 20:28
  Speaker 4: I've never done that. I have never bought a rain
• 20:31
  Speaker 4: jacket every year. I own two.
• 20:34
  Speaker 5: But I'm thinking about it now, and I'm like, I
• 20:37
  Speaker 5: think a rain jacket.
• 20:38
  Speaker 4: You should re up on. Yeah, maybe it's time to reap.
• 20:41
  Speaker 4: Yeah it might be, honestly, Yeah, how sick as yours?
• 20:45
  Speaker 4: And how bulky is it? My? I have two?
• 20:48
  Speaker 5: One of them is like it's a lot of the
• 20:51
  Speaker 5: rain jackets are for show these days. Like you, if
• 20:53
  Speaker 5: you're actually in the rain, you got about ten minutes
• 20:56
  Speaker 5: until you're soaked. Like, they don't do anything. That's not
• 20:59
  Speaker 5: true unless you get one of the ones that they
• 21:01
  Speaker 5: wear in like fucking like an old sailing movie, like
• 21:05
  Speaker 5: the yellow one.
• 21:06
  Speaker 1: That's like this thick, the one from Shut Her Eye.
• 21:09
  Speaker 4: Yeah, exactly, you need to be wearing a full length one. Yeah,
• 21:12
  Speaker 4: you're getting soaked.
• 21:13
  Speaker 1: I have two rain jackets, one from Palace, one from
• 21:16
  Speaker 1: North Face, and they're both fucking awesome.
• 21:18
  Speaker 4: Really, they both they work against the rain.
• 21:20
  Speaker 5: Yeah, you're fine, which one's better.
• 21:25
  Speaker 4: They're both pretty good. His Palace that like uh street
• 21:30
  Speaker 4: skateboarding and cool stuff.
• 21:32
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's a skateboarding a skateboarding cool bone school as fuck.
• 21:36
  Speaker 4: I wear my.
• 21:38
  Speaker 1: Fucking skateboarding raincoat. The people from Palace will probably beat
• 21:44
  Speaker 1: my ass.
• 21:45
  Speaker 4: Bro I wear that.
• 21:47
  Speaker 5: I didn't even know that was still a thing. I
• 21:48
  Speaker 5: wear that Nike SB there's two sweatshirts that I have.
• 21:51
  Speaker 5: People the comments get furious why. They're like, he doesn't
• 21:54
  Speaker 5: even skate And I was like, oh, I didn't think
• 21:56
  Speaker 5: that was still like a you know, I don't don't.
• 21:58
  Speaker 1: Exposer like your opposer for wearing skating shoes or like
• 22:02
  Speaker 1: a palace.
• 22:03
  Speaker 4: I was like, how palace? Like? Yeah, yeah, it was like.
• 22:06
  Speaker 5: One of the nicer Nike sweatshirts I've seen.
• 22:08
  Speaker 4: I was like, I'm definitely gonna get this. No regrets,
• 22:11
  Speaker 4: great sweatshirts, highly recommend them. Did I Did I ever
• 22:14
  Speaker 4: tell you guys about my skateboarding year? No? Or maybe
• 22:19
  Speaker 4: it was me and Tiger kill Hours, I don't remember
• 22:26
  Speaker 4: when tis last name. We all we all got pretty
• 22:30
  Speaker 4: into it the best.
• 22:31
  Speaker 5: Were you actually skateboarding or were you like lawnmboarding?
• 22:34
  Speaker 4: You know? I had a Zoo York deck. Hell yeah,
• 22:36
  Speaker 4: spitfire trucks. Love that wheels No Reds. Couldn't afford the Reds.
• 22:41
  Speaker 4: I don't know what that is, different type of trucks. Oh,
• 22:44
  Speaker 4: I had DC shoes, Hell yeah. I had an Etney's
• 22:47
  Speaker 4: backpack that you could put my skateboard in. Yeah, it
• 22:50
  Speaker 4: was cool. That was the present my parents got me
• 22:55
  Speaker 4: after I came out of the hospital with the ankle thing.
• 22:59
  Speaker 4: You were like, I'm gonna be a grungy teens. Well,
• 23:01
  Speaker 4: the backpack worked because it had this pocket inside of
• 23:05
  Speaker 4: which you could fit my ivy bags, so you could
• 23:10
  Speaker 4: run the line from the backpack into my heart. Remember, yeah,
• 23:18
  Speaker 4: I got my knee my supreme catheter tube. But let's
• 23:22
  Speaker 4: make it look cool, not well famous, but yeah, so
• 23:33
  Speaker 4: uh I remember we I we Okay, So we went
• 23:37
  Speaker 4: to the skate park once in Brunswick, Maine. It was
• 23:40
  Speaker 4: me and Tiger kill Hour and we were there and
• 23:44
  Speaker 4: I was wearing a lot of pads. How old are you?
• 23:48
  Speaker 4: I was in fifth.
• 23:49
  Speaker 1: Grade, okay, so you're ten eleven?
• 23:52
  Speaker 4: Yeah, something like no pads. Yeah, but like you can
• 23:56
  Speaker 4: wear elbow pads and knee pads. I mean I was.
• 24:01
  Speaker 4: I don't like when you got the risk guards. I
• 24:05
  Speaker 4: had risk guards on. I had a helmet obviously, and
• 24:09
  Speaker 4: we were we we were. I was at the top
• 24:12
  Speaker 4: of the half pipe and I'd never dropped in Jesus,
• 24:15
  Speaker 4: and there was a guy there who was like a
• 24:18
  Speaker 4: few years older.
• 24:19
  Speaker 5: And you had tubes sticking out of your heart, and
• 24:21
  Speaker 5: I'll have been like, yeah, this is a bad idea.
• 24:24
  Speaker 4: This was before this was before that happened like an
• 24:27
  Speaker 4: IVY tower in Okay. So I'm standing there and I'm
• 24:44
  Speaker 4: with Tiger, and this older kid is like urging me on,
• 24:46
  Speaker 4: and my my board is you know, I'm standing on
• 24:49
  Speaker 4: the back tail or whatever and like one foot on
• 24:52
  Speaker 4: the half pipe and like trying to get the urge
• 24:54
  Speaker 4: to like drop in. But I I've only ever dropped
• 24:57
  Speaker 4: into like a small quarter pipe before, which I able
• 25:00
  Speaker 4: to do.
• 25:00
  Speaker 5: It is still very difficult, scary.
• 25:03
  Speaker 4: But this guy was like he's nothing to it. You
• 25:07
  Speaker 4: just need to commit and then I never I'll never forget.
• 25:10
  Speaker 4: This is seared into my brain. He goes, you're not
• 25:14
  Speaker 4: gonna get hurt with all that shit you're wearing. Anyway,
• 25:18
  Speaker 4: that was the thing that maybe be like, yeah, I
• 25:21
  Speaker 4: can't get hurt. And boy did I get hurt. I
• 25:25
  Speaker 4: did it, and I did what everybody probably does, which
• 25:28
  Speaker 4: is that I didn't lean for you know, I leaned
• 25:30
  Speaker 4: back and just fell down the half pipe and landed
• 25:35
  Speaker 4: kind of in the flat, hurt myself, like you know,
• 25:38
  Speaker 4: not not injured, but like took the wind out of
• 25:42
  Speaker 4: your body. Probably fucked me up.
• 25:44
  Speaker 5: I don't get how some people like can just do
• 25:46
  Speaker 5: that and be fine. Do you think they just like
• 25:48
  Speaker 5: know how to fall?
• 25:48
  Speaker 4: I think they know how to fall. I think those
• 25:50
  Speaker 4: guys know how to fall. And I also think that
• 25:52
  Speaker 4: like guys like Niga Houston or whatever, they have had
• 25:57
  Speaker 4: so many horrific injuries and don't show the tape of it. True,
• 26:04
  Speaker 4: you know, those guys are just I'll never understand how
• 26:07
  Speaker 4: those guys just categorically don't wear helmets. I don't get
• 26:12
  Speaker 4: that part of it. Well, they're brave as hell.
• 26:14
  Speaker 5: I don't understand really, like I don't really understand the pain,
• 26:18
  Speaker 5: Like I don't have the pain tolerance.
• 26:21
  Speaker 4: Like I remember like I used to do like skek.
• 26:23
  Speaker 5: I used to like ski and I would do like
• 26:24
  Speaker 5: the jumps and like the rails and stuff. Yeah, and
• 26:27
  Speaker 5: like I remember like falling. Yeah, I remember like falling
• 26:30
  Speaker 5: on a rail and like landing on my ass. And
• 26:33
  Speaker 5: I think that was the last time I ever. I
• 26:34
  Speaker 5: was just like, I'm never going to do this again.
• 26:35
  Speaker 1: Like it was like it's because you didn't have enough
• 26:37
  Speaker 1: domestic abuse in your house.
• 26:39
  Speaker 4: It's probably what it is, Like the.
• 26:40
  Speaker 1: Best skateboarders, boxes football players, like if you're domestically abused
• 26:46
  Speaker 1: and no pain psychological pain as well as physical pain
• 26:49
  Speaker 1: from a young age, like you're sick on a half pipe.
• 26:53
  Speaker 4: I wasn't domestically abused, but I was foreign abused. We
• 26:57
  Speaker 4: had a nanny from England, really who just beat the
• 27:02
  Speaker 4: ship out of.
• 27:03
  Speaker 1: A non domessy Mary Poppins whipping your ass, popping my
• 27:07
  Speaker 1: as no absolute bitch. Yeah, that would be fucking brutal
• 27:12
  Speaker 1: if Mary Poppins was secretly fucking beating up those kids.
• 27:15
  Speaker 1: She looks so sweet. She was coming down the chimney
• 27:19
  Speaker 1: and fucking beating soot out of their ass.
• 27:22
  Speaker 4: Did you ever? Did you ever skate? No? Never? I
• 27:25
  Speaker 4: used to. Uh.
• 27:27
  Speaker 1: I think in like third grade, I would like lie
• 27:30
  Speaker 1: and say that I had a six foot eight older
• 27:33
  Speaker 1: brother who was a skateboarder.
• 27:35
  Speaker 4: Six foot eight.
• 27:36
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 27:36
  Speaker 4: I just thought that was like really.
• 27:38
  Speaker 1: To be Yeah, but it was like the two coolest
• 27:41
  Speaker 1: things I could think of at that time, like height
• 27:44
  Speaker 1: and being able to say. I think I was just
• 27:46
  Speaker 1: like telling people he like broke his hand, broke his
• 27:49
  Speaker 1: wrist doing as a handstand on half height, so specific.
• 27:54
  Speaker 4: Do you ask me one of those body arms? It's
• 27:56
  Speaker 4: just such a weird thing to lie about.
• 27:57
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• 29:06
  Speaker 4: much as a kid, I'm so glad that that broke
• 29:10
  Speaker 4: that habit. Yeahs an awful habit. You finally just realized like, yeah,
• 29:14
  Speaker 4: this is not the way out.
• 29:15
  Speaker 5: Well, that's just being a kid, though. I remember, like
• 29:18
  Speaker 5: I remember one time I got in trouble in kindergarten
• 29:20
  Speaker 5: because my friend Jack, who I'm still friends with, we
• 29:24
  Speaker 5: had to write what we did over the weekend.
• 29:26
  Speaker 4: Who's Jack? Venture I get tall Handsome?
• 29:29
  Speaker 5: The one we went to the chain show with.
• 29:33
  Speaker 4: The garden God. I forgot about it.
• 29:35
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 29:35
  Speaker 5: Yeah, we were in kindergarten class and.
• 29:37
  Speaker 1: We had to write what we did over the week
• 29:39
  Speaker 1: in kindergarten to the garden exactly the story of Jack's friendship.
• 29:44
  Speaker 5: We had to go, uh, we had to go and write.
• 29:47
  Speaker 5: We had to draw a picture of what we did
• 29:49
  Speaker 5: over the weekend, and he drew. He said I went
• 29:52
  Speaker 5: surfing in Hawaii and drew that, and then I did this.
• 29:55
  Speaker 5: I said the same thing. I said, I went surfing
• 29:57
  Speaker 5: in Hawaii, and I got in like a ton of trouble.
• 29:59
  Speaker 5: They were like, no, you didn't m and I was like, yeah,
• 30:01
  Speaker 5: I don't think he did either. We're both like four.
• 30:09
  Speaker 4: A similar story, like we one summer I met Harrison Ford.
• 30:14
  Speaker 4: You know that story right and then and then I
• 30:17
  Speaker 4: was like the next year, I was like, well, it's
• 30:20
  Speaker 4: now thought that I will meet celebrities every summer. Oh yeah,
• 30:24
  Speaker 4: and you probably just wanted that pop that you got
• 30:26
  Speaker 4: from the hair. Yeah I wanted I wanted that. So
• 30:29
  Speaker 4: I was like, all right, who's relevant? And I came
• 30:32
  Speaker 4: back that next year and they did the thing. They
• 30:35
  Speaker 4: were like, who you know, how is your summer name
• 30:37
  Speaker 4: something that happened? And I said that I met Shanaia
• 30:41
  Speaker 4: Twain and Joey from Friends. Those were the two celebrities
• 30:47
  Speaker 4: I met that summer such a random and nobody questioned
• 30:51
  Speaker 4: me either because they're like, well he meets They were
• 30:53
  Speaker 4: like that don't impress me. Oh yeah yeah he had
• 30:56
  Speaker 4: the Harrison Ford so he's got credibility.
• 30:59
  Speaker 1: Yeah. Shania Twain was. She did have a choke hold
• 31:03
  Speaker 1: in ninety eight. She had a choke hold on the
• 31:05
  Speaker 1: culture top of the game. She was so hot too.
• 31:08
  Speaker 1: She did that Battle rap show and I did meet
• 31:11
  Speaker 1: her whoa and but she has crippling social anxiety.
• 31:17
  Speaker 4: So even if you had.
• 31:19
  Speaker 1: Met her, I feel like she she she maybe wouldn't
• 31:21
  Speaker 1: have been that interesting because she uh she was.
• 31:25
  Speaker 4: Yeah, she's so damn nervous, poor bitch.
• 31:28
  Speaker 5: When we were in like uh, like I remember being young,
• 31:31
  Speaker 5: like the big thing was people.
• 31:32
  Speaker 4: Would lie about like I remember we had like that.
• 31:35
  Speaker 5: Some girls said that her dad was the picture from
• 31:39
  Speaker 5: the Red Sauce of the Japanese.
• 31:41
  Speaker 4: What was it, dice K?
• 31:43
  Speaker 5: Yeah, she said her dad everyone everyone believed was Japanese.
• 31:48
  Speaker 4: No, not at all, and we all were like that's crazy. Really,
• 31:53
  Speaker 4: I can see it. Whoa dice K?
• 31:56
  Speaker 1: I remember when dice K came on the scene, They're
• 31:58
  Speaker 1: like he has a pitch no one else.
• 32:00
  Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, dice K was a beast. Yeah it was.
• 32:03
  Speaker 4: He was awesome.
• 32:04
  Speaker 1: Well, so how did did you guys have to call
• 32:06
  Speaker 1: her out? Or like how'd you find out that she wasn't?
• 32:10
  Speaker 4: Like now?
• 32:12
  Speaker 5: My dad would also like My dad one time told
• 32:14
  Speaker 5: me when I was in second grade, he told me
• 32:16
  Speaker 5: that he was like, you know, Friday the thirteenth is
• 32:19
  Speaker 5: a true story. And I was like really and he's
• 32:22
  Speaker 5: like yeah, it happened like a couple miles away from us.
• 32:24
  Speaker 5: And I went to school and I told everybody and
• 32:27
  Speaker 5: they were all like, no, it's not And I got
• 32:29
  Speaker 5: home and my dad was like, oh y, I was kidding,
• 32:32
  Speaker 5: And I was like, well, I'm not. I don't interpret jokes.
• 32:34
  Speaker 5: I'm not at that age yet.
• 32:38
  Speaker 1: I can't tell what's really false based off you say
• 32:41
  Speaker 1: shit that is. And I like question, like, how do
• 32:47
  Speaker 1: you not raise liars? Because now I'm raising kids and
• 32:50
  Speaker 1: I'm like, I don't want them to feel like they
• 32:51
  Speaker 1: have to like lie about shit, like they don't have
• 32:54
  Speaker 1: to lie to kid get chunk? Can we look that
• 32:55
  Speaker 1: up on Ai? How do you not raise liars? How
• 32:59
  Speaker 1: do you raise your kids to lie?
• 33:01
  Speaker 4: Well, I have a thought before AI tells.
• 33:05
  Speaker 1: Us yes, yes, day.
• 33:05
  Speaker 4: I doesn't have an answer for this because I remember
• 33:10
  Speaker 4: very well being at Willie Hart's house and we were
• 33:14
  Speaker 4: playing and it was snowy and it was me, Willy
• 33:17
  Speaker 4: Hart and Spencer Libby and we they had this like
• 33:22
  Speaker 4: beneath their porch was a I guess it's called the lattice,
• 33:26
  Speaker 4: you know, like that cross thatch work would thing. Yeah,
• 33:33
  Speaker 4: that like went from the porch all the way down
• 33:37
  Speaker 4: and then there was sort of a crawl space through that,
• 33:39
  Speaker 4: but it was covered by a lattice. Yeah, it's exactly.
• 33:43
  Speaker 4: I love it's lattice. So there was a lattice that's
• 33:46
  Speaker 4: exactly the right. That's exactly what I was like. And
• 33:48
  Speaker 4: we were jumping off the porch into the snow below,
• 33:52
  Speaker 4: and I think one of us and it was probably me,
• 33:56
  Speaker 4: fell backwards and put a hole in the lattice. Broke
• 34:00
  Speaker 4: it cracked it Jesus, and I remember we were all
• 34:05
  Speaker 4: like I remember being like, Okay, obviously we're gonna not
• 34:09
  Speaker 4: say anything about that. Yeah, And then I remember Spencer
• 34:13
  Speaker 4: and Willy being like, no, the best thing to do
• 34:15
  Speaker 4: is to tell the truth. And I was like, what
• 34:18
  Speaker 4: the fuck? What are you talking about? What where did
• 34:23
  Speaker 4: that come from? Since when? And this was that would
• 34:26
  Speaker 4: have been I would have been in second grade, yeah, yeah,
• 34:29
  Speaker 4: and they were in the third, they were in third
• 34:32
  Speaker 4: and somehow they had already learned like the value of truth.
• 34:39
  Speaker 4: I think second grade is truly peak lying ages. Yeah,
• 34:43
  Speaker 4: you're lying about every.
• 34:45
  Speaker 5: Second grade you're not telling that, you're telling lies more
• 34:47
  Speaker 5: than the truth.
• 34:48
  Speaker 4: Dude. The next year, Willie Hart's mom passed away, and
• 34:53
  Speaker 4: I remember being in homeroom the morning after, and I
• 34:56
  Speaker 4: didn't know, nobody knew but Spencer, who was better friends
• 35:00
  Speaker 4: with Willy than I was. That morning, he was in
• 35:04
  Speaker 4: home room going, poor, poor Willy, Poor Willy, and I
• 35:09
  Speaker 4: didn't know why, but I then was like, I want
• 35:12
  Speaker 4: people to think that I know what's wrong with Willy.
• 35:16
  Speaker 4: So I was also going poor, poor Willy. And then
• 35:20
  Speaker 4: our homeroom teacher, Cindy Sanborn, who had the best handwriting,
• 35:23
  Speaker 4: turned to me and she goes, that's not helping, damn.
• 35:27
  Speaker 4: And then she had to announce what had happened, and
• 35:31
  Speaker 4: I was like, oh, that's what was wrong. I thought
• 35:34
  Speaker 4: it was broke. I didn't know it was that bad. Yeah,
• 35:40
  Speaker 4: that's pretty brutal. These are these are like core memories
• 35:43
  Speaker 4: that are just flooding out of my brain right now.
• 35:46
  Speaker 4: I'm telling the total truth. These are real names. You
• 35:51
  Speaker 4: don't lie anymore, and you're done lying. Why would you?
• 35:55
  Speaker 4: Why would you fabricate that you broke the lattice? That
• 35:58
  Speaker 4: was your last line? Broke the lattice? Did you end
• 36:00
  Speaker 4: up getting busted for the lattice? Yeah? Well I think
• 36:03
  Speaker 4: they went up and they told Willie's parents and about
• 36:07
  Speaker 4: a dollar to replace. Yeah, I mean, I don't it's
• 36:10
  Speaker 4: not that big of a deal. I don't recall if
• 36:12
  Speaker 4: there was like a thank you boys for telling the truth.
• 36:15
  Speaker 4: I'm sure that was hard. I don't remember if there
• 36:17
  Speaker 4: was that or what. But I remember being mortified as
• 36:21
  Speaker 4: we were like walking up and probably trying to talk
• 36:24
  Speaker 4: them out of Yeah, coming clean.
• 36:26
  Speaker 1: So what is the solution, like if you're the parent
• 36:29
  Speaker 1: making is it like making sure that you don't get
• 36:33
  Speaker 1: too mad when your lattice gets broken so your kids
• 36:35
  Speaker 1: feel comfortable enough to tell you, Or is it modeling
• 36:39
  Speaker 1: the behavior of taking accountability to other people so your
• 36:43
  Speaker 1: kids see that as an example of being like, yeah,
• 36:46
  Speaker 1: I did this, and then like somebody else doesn't.
• 36:48
  Speaker 4: Get mad at you.
• 36:49
  Speaker 1: But you're probably afraid that you were going to get
• 36:51
  Speaker 1: in trouble.
• 36:52
  Speaker 4: Sure, but how are you going to model that as
• 36:54
  Speaker 4: an adult because your adult accountability examples might go over
• 36:58
  Speaker 4: the heads of your second greater? Yeah, son, I just
• 37:02
  Speaker 4: want you to know. I've been evading taxes this year.
• 37:07
  Speaker 4: I've been incorrectly filing my expenses and I've realized that
• 37:10
  Speaker 4: that's wrong and I need to come clean.
• 37:12
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I've been speeding in the areas where there are
• 37:14
  Speaker 1: no speeding cameras on purpose.
• 37:16
  Speaker 4: Is there anything you would like to get off your chest?
• 37:18
  Speaker 4: Perhaps about the lattice?
• 37:21
  Speaker 1: Now that I've modeled this for you, there's a human
• 37:25
  Speaker 1: sized hole in the lattice.
• 37:27
  Speaker 4: I think it's what you said, round. I think it's
• 37:29
  Speaker 4: that you need to they need to get out, They
• 37:33
  Speaker 4: need to tell the truth once and have you not
• 37:35
  Speaker 4: get mad? Yeah, which is like and have you truly
• 37:39
  Speaker 4: hold your temper and be like I promised you that
• 37:42
  Speaker 4: I would be grateful for your honesty and I am,
• 37:46
  Speaker 4: and thank you for telling the truth. We'll figure this
• 37:48
  Speaker 4: out together.
• 37:48
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's like, oh, I don't Yeah, I don't care
• 37:51
  Speaker 1: about the lattice, even though that lattice is fucking held
• 37:54
  Speaker 1: the house again.
• 37:55
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 37:55
  Speaker 1: Yeah, their dad probably fucking love that lattice. Yeah, it
• 37:59
  Speaker 1: was probably discontine you. There's probably like a plexiglass like
• 38:03
  Speaker 1: like my father built that lattice. Yeah, you destroyed from scratch.
• 38:09
  Speaker 1: It was a Native American lattice basket woven lattice.
• 38:14
  Speaker 4: Lattice.
• 38:15
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, you don't want your So what is it?
• 38:18
  Speaker 1: What does AI say? Focus on making honestly feel safe
• 38:21
  Speaker 1: rather than fearful.
• 38:21
  Speaker 4: Yeh, there you go. That's what I said.
• 38:23
  Speaker 1: That's what it's interesting. Interesting, that's exactly what Francis said.
• 38:27
  Speaker 4: React calmly to mistakes, so they aren't afraid of consequences. Yeah,
• 38:34
  Speaker 4: I'm not gonna do that.
• 38:36
  Speaker 6: Uh focus, who did this? You have ten seconds to
• 38:46
  Speaker 6: tell me or you're both going. Where's your little second
• 38:50
  Speaker 6: grade friend?
• 38:52
  Speaker 4: He's probably him, gigantic, redheaded. Oh, your dad, Get your
• 38:57
  Speaker 4: dad over here now to bring some tools to stop it.
• 39:02
  Speaker 4: Deep in the way. We're rebuilding the lattice.
• 39:09
  Speaker 5: Oh man, getting in trouble at a friend's house is
• 39:11
  Speaker 5: just never got That wasn't even that was still sucked,
• 39:15
  Speaker 5: even when you were in like high school.
• 39:16
  Speaker 4: Dude, I remember it was always. It was always because
• 39:18
  Speaker 4: I would like somehow accidentally hurt their younger sibling. It
• 39:23
  Speaker 4: was always what happened. Their younger sibling would want to
• 39:26
  Speaker 4: play with us, and we'd be playing on like some
• 39:28
  Speaker 4: mini basketball hoop, and I'd like back them down into
• 39:31
  Speaker 4: the paint, yeah, and turn around and dunk my nuts
• 39:34
  Speaker 4: all over him. And all of a sudden he's screaming.
• 39:36
  Speaker 4: Gabe Bornstein has fallen into the window and has got
• 39:39
  Speaker 4: you know, glass everywhere or something, and he's crying. Bro,
• 39:42
  Speaker 4: he was destined to do that when he was named
• 39:45
  Speaker 4: Gabe Bornstein. That's my buddies. I'm still friends with his
• 39:50
  Speaker 4: older brother Ben. Gabe's cool. Gabe's a photographer, now I
• 39:54
  Speaker 4: think videographer. Yeah, screw into a man. Yeah, because of you.
• 39:59
  Speaker 4: You forced him in the fires, that's right, the paint.
• 40:01
  Speaker 4: I forced him.
• 40:02
  Speaker 5: Yeah, you backed him into being a photographer.
• 40:05
  Speaker 1: I don't know what the rules are with yelling at
• 40:07
  Speaker 1: other people's kids, Like I think it's you give it
• 40:10
  Speaker 1: to them just like one point five times as hard
• 40:13
  Speaker 1: as you would.
• 40:13
  Speaker 4: You're your own kid, And what what.
• 40:17
  Speaker 1: Circumstances can you do that? Like are you saying if
• 40:20
  Speaker 1: they're under your roof, they're under your roof, that's your child.
• 40:23
  Speaker 1: And but what about in what about in public?
• 40:26
  Speaker 5: In public, I'm pulling over to yell to other people's kids,
• 40:31
  Speaker 5: like a kid.
• 40:32
  Speaker 1: I took my kids to the fucking playground in the hood,
• 40:36
  Speaker 1: in the hood. This is important, and there's little kids
• 40:39
  Speaker 1: running around, and like a kid almost fucking smoked one
• 40:42
  Speaker 1: of my kids with a water balloon, and and my
• 40:45
  Speaker 1: instinct was fixing to holler at another kid. One he
• 40:49
  Speaker 1: didn't hit him, and two like is that that that
• 40:53
  Speaker 1: kid's not like here alone?
• 40:56
  Speaker 4: You know what I mean? Like, do I have cart.
• 40:59
  Speaker 1: Blanche to holler at this other kid if he fucking yeah,
• 41:03
  Speaker 1: smokes my kid with a what smokes my significantly younger
• 41:06
  Speaker 1: kid with a water.
• 41:07
  Speaker 4: It's a bit like being a wildlife biography video, right,
• 41:11
  Speaker 4: documentary Bornstein dos for a living? Yeah, and not and
• 41:17
  Speaker 4: not interfering when you know you're filming this beautiful bird
• 41:20
  Speaker 4: and a snake is coming up on it. Well, that's nature.
• 41:24
  Speaker 4: I have to let that be true. What's that called?
• 41:26
  Speaker 4: There's a policy where they they don't interfere the case policy. Yes,
• 41:33
  Speaker 4: whatever will be will be. Yeah. No, I feel like
• 41:35
  Speaker 4: I know what you're talking about, but I don't know.
• 41:37
  Speaker 4: There's a famous video on YouTube I saw where it's
• 41:39
  Speaker 4: like there's a flock of penguins and they're trapped in
• 41:42
  Speaker 4: this sort of gully on the ice and they can't
• 41:46
  Speaker 4: get out and they're all going to die, and then
• 41:49
  Speaker 4: the film biographers are decided make they make the decision
• 41:53
  Speaker 4: to build them a ramp out so that they can
• 41:56
  Speaker 4: walk out, but it violated their oath.
• 41:58
  Speaker 1: I used to get the time in life like pictures
• 42:02
  Speaker 1: of the Yearbook when I was a little like the
• 42:04
  Speaker 1: most famous pictures of like the century or whatever, and
• 42:08
  Speaker 1: there was one picture that like stuck with me, especially
• 42:10
  Speaker 1: the caption, and it was this guy. It was probably
• 42:13
  Speaker 1: in like the Philippines or some like South Asian Island
• 42:16
  Speaker 1: nation and this dude, it was a photographer taking a
• 42:21
  Speaker 1: picture of I think a Christian guy getting caned by
• 42:25
  Speaker 1: a mob, and like the the bottom line of the
• 42:29
  Speaker 1: caption was and then the photographer stepped in and like
• 42:33
  Speaker 1: made the mob stop. But it was like an ethics
• 42:36
  Speaker 1: question of whether this guy like should should have like
• 42:40
  Speaker 1: done something or if he should have just and it's
• 42:42
  Speaker 1: like fuck ethics, like photography, ethics.
• 42:46
  Speaker 4: A human being is dying. Yeah, I feel like it's
• 42:49
  Speaker 4: a human The ethics kind of go out the out
• 42:53
  Speaker 4: the door. Yeah, who gives a fuck? What the like,
• 42:55
  Speaker 4: like like what is he Like would that hold up
• 42:59
  Speaker 4: in court? Like if that guy died and he was
• 43:02
  Speaker 4: just standing there.
• 43:03
  Speaker 1: Just like taking it would have been un ethical to
• 43:05
  Speaker 1: say that guy's going to the photo.
• 43:10
  Speaker 4: It's only ethical if he yells world Star. Yeah, that's
• 43:16
  Speaker 4: true ethics. Imagine watching someone get caned in Jakarta and
• 43:22
  Speaker 4: yelling world Star. That's probably still popping out there.
• 43:26
  Speaker 1: Yeah they're just getting world Star in Jakarta.
• 43:28
  Speaker 4: Yeah. Hey, uh, Sean, could you just quickly look up
• 43:32
  Speaker 4: with that policy of like wildlife non intervention videography is
• 43:38
  Speaker 4: what that's called I mean, I get it.
• 43:41
  Speaker 1: Like, look at this text that I just got from Sparky,
• 43:46
  Speaker 1: the Sparky, the guy that works here in the elevator,
• 43:52
  Speaker 1: shaft out loud.
• 43:55
  Speaker 4: I can't, I can't. You gotta unlock that, oh intervention rule. Okay,
• 44:02
  Speaker 4: well I guess so's you could have. You could have
• 44:06
  Speaker 4: come up without yourself. Okay. Sparky's just texted round yo
• 44:12
  Speaker 4: ron I seen ebony titties.
• 44:22
  Speaker 1: God before it's the second elevator. There's no text. There's
• 44:29
  Speaker 1: one text. I texted him. I'm on a plane on
• 44:31
  Speaker 1: February sixth, and he just texted me, yo, ron I
• 44:34
  Speaker 1: seen ebony titties.
• 44:44
  Speaker 4: Because you guys are bullys? Yeah? Oh lot did he
• 44:48
  Speaker 4: say that like that? It's just he had to get
• 44:50
  Speaker 4: it off his chest. I've been with Roan on numerous
• 44:53
  Speaker 4: occasions when Sparky has called him oh yeah, and uh,
• 44:58
  Speaker 4: usually it's because Sparky's upset that hasn't done something with him.
• 45:03
  Speaker 1: Yeah, he's on my ass. Yeah, but he never texted.
• 45:06
  Speaker 4: Me a verse. Yeah that's right. Well, no, late Sparky,
• 45:10
  Speaker 4: ohs Roan Averse. It's always sparking, I see, like freestyling
• 45:15
  Speaker 4: for Rome.
• 45:16
  Speaker 1: Yeah, he never shares good news with me like that
• 45:18
  Speaker 1: that he's seen ebony titties.
• 45:20
  Speaker 4: That's pretty good.
• 45:21
  Speaker 1: I've seen ebony titties. Yo, there's I mean, as a
• 45:25
  Speaker 1: guy who loves grammar.
• 45:28
  Speaker 4: Somehow, I know exactly what he means and when it happened.
• 45:33
  Speaker 4: You ron wrong name. I don't think he means ebony,
• 45:39
  Speaker 4: no possessive, I don't. I don't think he means I
• 45:42
  Speaker 4: have seen them before. I think he means I just
• 45:45
  Speaker 4: saw him. Yeah, you just seen them. This is in
• 45:49
  Speaker 4: real time. I done seen you know, it's definitely just happened.
• 45:53
  Speaker 5: I've seen tittiest Yeah, yeah.
• 46:01
  Speaker 4: I got a texting back show me no. Oh man.
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  Speaker 4: Rules and restrictions may apply, all right, So what else
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  Speaker 4: is going on?
• 48:34
  Speaker 1: Let's talk about the dinner we went to a couple
• 48:36
  Speaker 1: of nights ago.
• 48:36
  Speaker 4: Yeah, let's talk about that dinner we went to a
• 48:38
  Speaker 4: week ago that was really cool and very very funny,
• 48:44
  Speaker 4: because you know, the idea was, and I think we
• 48:48
  Speaker 4: can share this. The idea is that we were going
• 48:50
  Speaker 4: to go film something at this really cool restaurant and
• 48:54
  Speaker 4: we'd set it up. It was hard to get the
• 48:56
  Speaker 4: reservation and all that, and then we get there and
• 49:00
  Speaker 4: they take us to our table, and on our way
• 49:03
  Speaker 4: to the table, they were like, gents, no photography or
• 49:07
  Speaker 4: videography of any kind. Were you already filming when that happened.
• 49:11
  Speaker 4: I filmed him walk into the restaurant. They must have
• 49:13
  Speaker 4: seen that, must have They probably get it all the time. Yeah.
• 49:19
  Speaker 1: I've seen videos from inside restaurants before though.
• 49:23
  Speaker 4: But not that one. Yeah, not that one, right, you
• 49:28
  Speaker 4: have seen from inside that one bought the.
• 49:29
  Speaker 1: Medaglasses and maybe that's what I saw it on because
• 49:32
  Speaker 1: it was it's that guy. Have you seen Are you
• 49:34
  Speaker 1: guys familiar with the taxi driver from New York? No, no,
• 49:40
  Speaker 1: Fallon and Queen Latifa, the taxi driver in New York
• 49:44
  Speaker 1: who goes to all like he'll go to like Teresi and.
• 49:47
  Speaker 4: Like le Yeah, yeah, I have seen that. I don't
• 49:49
  Speaker 4: think so I have seen that, and I saw I
• 49:51
  Speaker 4: saw the one where he went to the eighty six,
• 49:53
  Speaker 4: But like, did he film inside the restaurant? He sat
• 49:55
  Speaker 4: at Hemingway's table. He sat at our table. You guys
• 49:59
  Speaker 4: said it Way's table. We sat at Hemingway's table with
• 50:02
  Speaker 4: table so long tire restaurant? Is that why it took
• 50:05
  Speaker 4: you guys so long to get your spot your reservation? Maybe?
• 50:09
  Speaker 1: So oh, maybe somebody was late at Hemingway's table.
• 50:12
  Speaker 4: Did you guys cause us because of foss? You were like,
• 50:13
  Speaker 4: we want to sit at Hemingway's table. We didn't know
• 50:15
  Speaker 4: there was Hemingway's table until we sat down and they
• 50:17
  Speaker 4: told us it was Hemingway's table. Surprised, Were you guys
• 50:21
  Speaker 4: not educated on the restaurant you were going to?
• 50:24
  Speaker 1: I knew, I mean I've watched this taxi driver videos
• 50:26
  Speaker 1: and he had he's gone to Hemingway table.
• 50:29
  Speaker 4: So you knew about the Hemingways table, But Francis I
• 50:31
  Speaker 4: didn't know about the hemingwaye table. And ironically, while we
• 50:35
  Speaker 4: were getting our pre dinner drink, we talked about Hemingway's
• 50:39
  Speaker 4: bar at the Ritz in Paris, where both of us
• 50:42
  Speaker 4: have had cocktails. Really Yes, it was a very Hemingway.
• 50:46
  Speaker 5: I'm gonna bet Hemingway hasn't been to either of those places.
• 50:49
  Speaker 4: No, Hemingway's definitely been to the Hemingway Bar in Paris.
• 50:52
  Speaker 4: He was there every night.
• 50:53
  Speaker 5: Hemingway's got a table at every bar in New York City,
• 50:58
  Speaker 5: just like in Chicago, al Capone's got a are al
• 51:02
  Speaker 5: Capone used to sit here.
• 51:03
  Speaker 1: You know that?
• 51:03
  Speaker 4: Really holy shit?
• 51:05
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I went to a bar in Chicago when I
• 51:07
  Speaker 5: went to school there, and I said at al Capone's table.
• 51:10
  Speaker 4: And while I was there, I was like, I bet
• 51:12
  Speaker 4: al Capone has never even heard of this place.
• 51:16
  Speaker 1: Yeah, he uh, he can't have been to the eighty
• 51:19
  Speaker 1: six because it's eight months old.
• 51:26
  Speaker 4: And they explained explained it to us. They said something
• 51:29
  Speaker 4: about how like zoning restrictions and stuff in that in
• 51:32
  Speaker 4: that it's a historically protected area or something like that,
• 51:35
  Speaker 4: so you can't change certain aspects of buildings or build
• 51:38
  Speaker 4: up and that before it was the eighty six, it
• 51:41
  Speaker 4: was the some other restaurant that he went to in
• 51:44
  Speaker 4: the nineteen twenties. Interesting, and it's Hemingway's table. What if
• 51:48
  Speaker 4: you like what what what like?
• 51:50
  Speaker 5: If say, restaurants do make up stuff like that. I'm
• 51:53
  Speaker 5: sure someone has at some point. Well, what is like
• 51:56
  Speaker 5: a what would be the best one? Like you think
• 51:57
  Speaker 5: Hemingway is the best one to be, Like this is Hemingway's.
• 52:00
  Speaker 4: I've heard it. They were like, by the way, Jeffrey
• 52:04
  Speaker 4: Epstein used to say, Hemingway broke that lattice outside I
• 52:10
  Speaker 4: got drunk and he fell into the ladd You.
• 52:13
  Speaker 1: Can excuse this restaurant for lying because they're not in
• 52:16
  Speaker 1: third grade yet.
• 52:17
  Speaker 4: Like it's like a perfect spot.
• 52:19
  Speaker 1: On as an eight month old. Perfect There's a steakhouse
• 52:22
  Speaker 1: in Milwaukee. It's like called five o'clock Steakhouse. Your dad
• 52:26
  Speaker 1: probably goes there all probably and it's like this is
• 52:28
  Speaker 1: Jeffrey Dahmer's favorite steak really, like Jeffrey Dahmer used to
• 52:32
  Speaker 1: come here.
• 52:33
  Speaker 6: Damn.
• 52:33
  Speaker 4: I would want to go to a steakhouse that Jeffrey
• 52:35
  Speaker 4: Dahmer liked. It is awesome.
• 52:38
  Speaker 5: It is like uniquely notoriously also enjoyed human flesh.
• 52:42
  Speaker 4: So what you think he doesn't have good taste meat.
• 52:47
  Speaker 1: He probably knows exactly what he wants. I mean, he
• 52:50
  Speaker 1: he's like, could you cook this to ninety eight plring
• 52:53
  Speaker 1: his own meat? Yeah, cook this at the exact temperature
• 52:58
  Speaker 1: of a just warm human body.
• 53:01
  Speaker 4: It's just a raw warm Yeah, but it's a six steakhouse.
• 53:06
  Speaker 4: But yeah, there has to be.
• 53:07
  Speaker 1: I went to a restaurant in uh Cuba where Barack
• 53:11
  Speaker 1: Obama supposedly went to.
• 53:14
  Speaker 5: But that's like, I don't know. There's a lot of
• 53:18
  Speaker 5: in New York especially, there's a lot of restaurants that
• 53:21
  Speaker 5: you go to where Taylor Swift just went hemingway side
• 53:25
  Speaker 5: here with Taylor Swift, Travis.
• 53:27
  Speaker 4: Kells, Boorday.
• 53:30
  Speaker 1: A lot of it's like Boordain ate at this especially
• 53:32
  Speaker 1: like tiny shitty restaurants.
• 53:34
  Speaker 4: Boordayne came here, doesn't do it for you. You're a
• 53:37
  Speaker 4: bored Dane Hayter. I'm not a Bordain hater by any means.
• 53:41
  Speaker 4: I'm just not necessarily a Bordaane Truther.
• 53:45
  Speaker 1: Robert at Louise is a board. It was a Bourdainne
• 53:47
  Speaker 1: haunt m out in Gay Perry.
• 53:51
  Speaker 4: Mm hmmm mm hmm. That's what you told me to go, right, Yeah.
• 53:55
  Speaker 4: I did not make it there, unfortunately.
• 53:56
  Speaker 5: Like if you were going to a restaurant and there
• 53:57
  Speaker 5: was one there was a like and you you got
• 54:00
  Speaker 5: there and they were like, this is this person's table,
• 54:03
  Speaker 5: you guys could sit here, it's gonna be another hour.
• 54:05
  Speaker 4: Wait though, like, who would that have to be for
• 54:08
  Speaker 4: you to be like, all right, we'll take that seat.
• 54:10
  Speaker 4: That's a good question. First of all, nobody, I don't
• 54:15
  Speaker 4: care enough about sort of sharing a seat. But what
• 54:20
  Speaker 4: if it was like Martin Luther King. Yeah, if it
• 54:23
  Speaker 4: was Martin Luther King's table? No?
• 54:26
  Speaker 5: Nah, what if it was like Socrates used to sit
• 54:28
  Speaker 5: here and write?
• 54:30
  Speaker 4: What's the point? I mean, the reason I'm at the
• 54:32
  Speaker 4: restaurant is to eat. So unless the view were noticeably
• 54:36
  Speaker 4: better or something like that, it's the nicest table at
• 54:39
  Speaker 4: the restaurant. Okay, then I want it for that reason,
• 54:43
  Speaker 4: not because Lebron once sat there. Hitler sat at this table.
• 54:48
  Speaker 4: Now we're talking.
• 54:49
  Speaker 5: Now we're talking, I mean that's a that's actually a
• 54:51
  Speaker 5: real one. Hitler sat here, that definitely exists. Yeah, and
• 54:56
  Speaker 5: then you're going, well, obviously I don't like Hitler, but
• 55:00
  Speaker 5: it's kind of interesting.
• 55:01
  Speaker 1: Restaurants where Hitler ate, restaurant, Taylor's tables, Hitler sad at.
• 55:06
  Speaker 1: Hitler's favorite restaurant was Austeria Bavaria. It renamed Austria Italiana.
• 55:13
  Speaker 4: Wow, so you go there, you.
• 55:17
  Speaker 5: Go to Munich and you go to Austeria Osteria Osteria Italiana.
• 55:23
  Speaker 1: I mean, that's crazy, that's a crazy switch up. They
• 55:25
  Speaker 1: went from Bavarian food to fucking Italian.
• 55:27
  Speaker 4: Food because Hitler hated Italian food. That's nuts bloated.
• 55:34
  Speaker 1: Well, he probably liked it so much more when it
• 55:36
  Speaker 1: was local German food.
• 55:39
  Speaker 4: Food. He's probably disgusted by the fucking But.
• 55:43
  Speaker 5: I guess you definitely don't want to wait an hour
• 55:45
  Speaker 5: to sit at Hitler's table. That's kind of a bad look.
• 55:51
  Speaker 4: Yeah, sure, we've got plenty of seats on a hero
• 55:59
  Speaker 4: of mine. As the story goes, was frequenter. There's no
• 56:03
  Speaker 4: extra fee.
• 56:04
  Speaker 1: Well, there's no weight to sit at tables at table
• 56:07
  Speaker 1: number eight in the Bismarck room at Osteria Italia.
• 56:11
  Speaker 4: Like they got to let you know at least like, well,
• 56:14
  Speaker 4: that's another thing.
• 56:14
  Speaker 5: What if you're sitting there and then people are walking
• 56:16
  Speaker 5: by and they're going, wow, you guys sat at Hitler's table.
• 56:19
  Speaker 4: It's like or what if?
• 56:20
  Speaker 1: Yeah, what if you're a Jew and you fucking get
• 56:23
  Speaker 1: seated at Hitler's table and you're just there. It's like
• 56:25
  Speaker 1: when a Muslim guy accidentally some port Yes, what the
• 56:28
  Speaker 1: fuck you? Should have told me before I had my
• 56:30
  Speaker 1: gafilter fish.
• 56:31
  Speaker 4: And I think if I were Jewish, I would want
• 56:36
  Speaker 4: to sit at that in that seat, get another persons
• 56:39
  Speaker 4: him off and regain it all. I say. I see, yeah, yeah,
• 56:46
  Speaker 4: sitting it redefine it, you know, maybe say like you
• 56:51
  Speaker 4: you lost eight off. Yeah, I think that's a good one.
• 56:56
  Speaker 1: Go through every everywhere that he ever, every bunker he
• 56:59
  Speaker 1: ever killed himself in, and fucking dancing it.
• 57:01
  Speaker 4: Yeah, So I would say I probably don't have one.
• 57:04
  Speaker 4: Francis yours is. You said Hitler was yours.
• 57:07
  Speaker 1: That's what you would wait for, you said Socrates. And
• 57:09
  Speaker 1: I said Lebron, You said Lebron. Yeah, anywhere Lebron sat at,
• 57:14
  Speaker 1: I mean that can't be that hard to find. He's
• 57:17
  Speaker 1: probably going to like RPM Steakhouse. Yeah, he's at Steak
• 57:20
  Speaker 1: forty eight.
• 57:21
  Speaker 5: I'm sure you've been to a restaurant that Lebron has
• 57:23
  Speaker 5: been to?
• 57:24
  Speaker 4: Really, yeah, I bet you think one. He's probably been
• 57:29
  Speaker 4: for Charles and like those types of thing.
• 57:31
  Speaker 1: Think you can fold into a booth at for Charles Carbone.
• 57:36
  Speaker 1: There you go, Carbone, dirty French and said Dell's woa,
• 57:41
  Speaker 1: shout out to Mario Carbone my absolute brother. Love that
• 57:44
  Speaker 1: fuck Buckets an Achron. Yeah, I used to go to
• 57:48
  Speaker 1: Buckets and Acron all the time with Lebron house three thirty.
• 57:52
  Speaker 1: At Buckets and Akron House three thirty, I can't even
• 57:55
  Speaker 1: imagine Lebron eating like a meal.
• 57:57
  Speaker 4: I don't know what's wrong with me, but I I can.
• 58:00
  Speaker 4: He's a big wine guy.
• 58:01
  Speaker 5: Yeah, he sits on his He sits on the driveway
• 58:04
  Speaker 5: with his with his uh, his portable table. Did you
• 58:07
  Speaker 5: ever ever see that photo though him eating He's like
• 58:11
  Speaker 5: had eating dinner outside tonight and it's just him in the.
• 58:14
  Speaker 4: Driveway with like a plastic table.
• 58:19
  Speaker 1: He's so overheated. All the videos of him that came
• 58:22
  Speaker 1: out last week where he's like kneeling on a medicine
• 58:24
  Speaker 1: ball doing curls and everybody's like, fuck, Lebron, I could
• 58:28
  Speaker 1: fucking do that, Like you're fucking performative and washed.
• 58:31
  Speaker 4: Well, you like him because you think you guys are
• 58:33
  Speaker 4: getting him. No, I don't think we're getting him. No chance.
• 58:36
  Speaker 4: Do you think he's going to Golden State or he's
• 58:40
  Speaker 4: going back to the cabs. He's going back to Boston.
• 58:43
  Speaker 4: Shut up, bro, you think he's going to Boston, You're
• 58:48
  Speaker 4: fucking high and dumb. Bro play with Tatum.
• 58:51
  Speaker 5: You're high at first of all, No, I'm not, and
• 58:54
  Speaker 5: I'm smart.
• 58:56
  Speaker 1: He grabbed some of those celters something for the.
• 59:00
  Speaker 4: No, I didn't. Harry's taking a pound of weed out
• 59:04
  Speaker 4: to Wyoming.
• 59:06
  Speaker 5: And no, you can buy a pound of weed just online,
• 59:12
  Speaker 5: Like isn't that insane? Like there's people that are like
• 59:15
  Speaker 5: in prison for their life for weed and you can
• 59:18
  Speaker 5: just go on like uber eats on your phone. But yeah,
• 59:20
  Speaker 5: I want a pound?
• 59:21
  Speaker 4: Yeah?
• 59:22
  Speaker 1: They what website where you can buy a fucking pound
• 59:24
  Speaker 1: of weed?
• 59:25
  Speaker 5: Any of like the online Like if you look up
• 59:27
  Speaker 5: any of the dispensaries, they all sell this. Like it's
• 59:30
  Speaker 5: like three hundred and seventy five dollars for like seven
• 59:34
  Speaker 5: or maybe it's not a pound.
• 59:34
  Speaker 4: I don't know what a pound is. I think it's
• 59:36
  Speaker 4: seventy grams. It's more than a pound. That's more No, no, no,
• 59:40
  Speaker 4: it's not. An ounce is twenty eight so it's more
• 59:43
  Speaker 4: than an ounce.
• 59:44
  Speaker 5: And announces four ounces I think is a pound.
• 59:47
  Speaker 4: No, that is not true. Four ounces is a pound? No,
• 59:52
  Speaker 4: sixteen ounces? Stand? Sixteen ounces is a pound? Yeah, I'm
• 59:56
  Speaker 4: pretty sure. Why would you say it was four you
• 59:58
  Speaker 4: fucking moron. Isn't even like weed masks like that's like like.
• 1:00:06
  Speaker 5: Eight please, So okay I was wrong, that's what It's
• 1:00:13
  Speaker 5: obviously sixteen. Why are we even googling it?
• 1:00:17
  Speaker 4: Ai said about this via AI.
• 1:00:21
  Speaker 5: There's so you can buy seventy five grams of weed
• 1:00:24
  Speaker 5: online and have someone door dash it to your apartment.
• 1:00:28
  Speaker 5: That's fucking crazy and then go okay, thanks, that's that
• 1:00:34
  Speaker 5: made my I d no, okay, thank you.
• 1:00:37
  Speaker 4: And now you have seventy five grams of weed at home?
• 1:00:42
  Speaker 4: How many? How many grams do you have? None? I'm
• 1:00:47
  Speaker 4: only on oil these days. We're still playing this game,
• 1:00:49
  Speaker 4: playing that game, just wax and oil for me. Why
• 1:00:52
  Speaker 4: are you bring out there? I'm just bringing my puff
• 1:00:54
  Speaker 4: co out there. Isn't that a mistake? Isn't that a
• 1:00:58
  Speaker 4: state where they would get on you.
• 1:01:00
  Speaker 1: You would go to prison for life in Montana. Montana
• 1:01:04
  Speaker 1: is the same as Bill Cane.
• 1:01:05
  Speaker 5: You I'm gonna I'm gonna be making doing the podcast
• 1:01:07
  Speaker 5: via phone like Bobby Schmurda.
• 1:01:16
  Speaker 4: So you're the weed. You got to bring the weed in.
• 1:01:18
  Speaker 4: You got to get the hotels for the group. None
• 1:01:21
  Speaker 4: of my friends they don't smoke wheed. So the ounce
• 1:01:23
  Speaker 4: is for you. I'm not bringing an ounce of wheat.
• 1:01:26
  Speaker 4: Oh a pound, I'm sorry, a pound? Four ounces? Four?
• 1:01:31
  Speaker 4: Are you bringing those drinks though? Now, not one of
• 1:01:34
  Speaker 4: your friends smokes weed. Nate does, Nate, but he's not
• 1:01:38
  Speaker 4: going damn.
• 1:01:40
  Speaker 1: And what about your boy from kindergarten, Jack.
• 1:01:43
  Speaker 4: Jack Jack Carreer. I don't think he smokes anymore.
• 1:01:47
  Speaker 5: Yeah, from the garden because we were gonna when week
• 1:01:50
  Speaker 5: before we went and Francis went and bought that pre
• 1:01:52
  Speaker 5: roll before we went to the Shane Show, and Jack
• 1:01:55
  Speaker 5: was like, I'm good, I don't want to have a
• 1:01:56
  Speaker 5: panic attack in the garden.
• 1:01:58
  Speaker 4: Oh I forgot. We puffed? Yeah we did.
• 1:02:01
  Speaker 1: Are you surprised that we didn't puff before dinner last night?
• 1:02:05
  Speaker 4: No, I thought we would need to keep our wits
• 1:02:07
  Speaker 4: about us because we were gonna film.
• 1:02:08
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, yeah, he just looked fried puff before that
• 1:02:14
  Speaker 1: Chicago dinner. I don't remember that nice ass dinner we
• 1:02:18
  Speaker 1: went to Chicago.
• 1:02:19
  Speaker 4: Oh yeah you did do that.
• 1:02:20
  Speaker 5: Yeah, you brought your puff co We did some dabs before.
• 1:02:24
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:02:24
  Speaker 5: I think I don't know why I put a blanket over.
• 1:02:27
  Speaker 5: But do you see those videos that people post of
• 1:02:29
  Speaker 5: them like hitting their like little puff co thing. It's
• 1:02:33
  Speaker 5: like the little tiny like volcano thing and it's like
• 1:02:37
  Speaker 5: they like put the wax into it and they're like
• 1:02:39
  Speaker 5: little morning, little morning ritual before the hike. And it's like, bro,
• 1:02:42
  Speaker 5: you may as well have just like that's like you
• 1:02:45
  Speaker 5: may as well have just shot up Heroin before going
• 1:02:47
  Speaker 5: on that hike.
• 1:02:49
  Speaker 1: I have one of those, one of my friends who
• 1:02:51
  Speaker 1: like swears by, one of those who travels with it. Yeah,
• 1:02:55
  Speaker 1: like we went hiking and they ring it on the
• 1:02:56
  Speaker 1: hike and Mure Woods, Yeah, in like among the woods
• 1:03:00
  Speaker 1: in California, and he was just pulling out on like
• 1:03:03
  Speaker 1: a bluff. I pulled out the puff co and you
• 1:03:07
  Speaker 1: did you use it?
• 1:03:08
  Speaker 4: I mean so I he got it for me. He
• 1:03:10
  Speaker 4: was like, you need one of these? And I like,
• 1:03:11
  Speaker 4: I think I did it. You did it. You gave
• 1:03:13
  Speaker 4: it to me to try. Yeah, and how was it?
• 1:03:17
  Speaker 4: It didn't nuke me or anything like that. No. I
• 1:03:20
  Speaker 4: always assumed that it was, Like I think that's a misconception.
• 1:03:24
  Speaker 4: I think if you do the thing where it's it's
• 1:03:26
  Speaker 4: if you do the thing where they really used the
• 1:03:29
  Speaker 4: nail like the Yeah, that maybe, but on this it
• 1:03:32
  Speaker 4: wasn't not that intense. It wasn't crazy.
• 1:03:35
  Speaker 5: I was always under the assumption that that is like,
• 1:03:38
  Speaker 5: like I've never done any of that stuff, so I
• 1:03:39
  Speaker 5: was always under the assumption that that was like fucking
• 1:03:44
  Speaker 5: fuck your brain up.
• 1:03:45
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I still can't believe that the bottom of your
• 1:03:48
  Speaker 4: ass cheeks chaps while you walk chaefs after miles on
• 1:03:53
  Speaker 4: miles on miles. And also it has to be hot
• 1:03:56
  Speaker 4: as fuck. Okay, well that is from the underwear though,
• 1:03:59
  Speaker 4: now that we think.
• 1:04:00
  Speaker 1: It, probably you just have to just like wear boxer
• 1:04:03
  Speaker 1: briefs for a little bit and like it'll go the
• 1:04:07
  Speaker 1: discomfort will go away and you'll be used to it.
• 1:04:10
  Speaker 4: Yeah, but I'm not. I'd rather just be comfortable now. Yeah,
• 1:04:13
  Speaker 4: but like.
• 1:04:15
  Speaker 1: Getting through that, Like, you're not comfortable if your ass
• 1:04:18
  Speaker 1: cheeks are chafing every time you walk.
• 1:04:20
  Speaker 5: I mean the last time this happened was like six
• 1:04:23
  Speaker 5: years ago.
• 1:04:24
  Speaker 1: This is like wearing a bib though, This is like
• 1:04:26
  Speaker 1: wearing velcrow shoes with childish behavior.
• 1:04:29
  Speaker 5: I would still wear velcrow shoes if that found the
• 1:04:31
  Speaker 5: right pair.
• 1:04:32
  Speaker 4: And don't go bowling, you don't bawl. It's like a
• 1:04:37
  Speaker 4: wedding ring. You just get you get used to wearing.
• 1:04:40
  Speaker 5: A traditional setup. Oh, it a puff Co or electric
• 1:04:44
  Speaker 5: smart rig and a traditional glass dab rig comes down
• 1:04:48
  Speaker 5: to convenience versus raw performance.
• 1:04:52
  Speaker 4: What do they mean by the traditional setup offers massive,
• 1:04:55
  Speaker 4: hard hitting clouds and intense effects, while puff Co provides
• 1:04:58
  Speaker 4: unmatched flavor precisions, temperature control, and portability. I think the
• 1:05:02
  Speaker 4: puff Coat thing is much more mellow. Got it, got it?
• 1:05:07
  Speaker 4: But if you want massive vapor clouds, I.
• 1:05:11
  Speaker 1: Must still have that thing at home. I wonder if
• 1:05:13
  Speaker 1: I should dust it.
• 1:05:14
  Speaker 4: All that thing was cool. I would like to like
• 1:05:17
  Speaker 4: another run with Lee Francis is a Puffco guy? After all? That?
• 1:05:20
  Speaker 1: Like another Adam's back pocket. Oh yeah, I keep it
• 1:05:25
  Speaker 1: on me all the time, having it in your pocket.
• 1:05:27
  Speaker 1: Like the fact that this guy pulled it out that
• 1:05:29
  Speaker 1: deep into a hike, It's like where was it the
• 1:05:31
  Speaker 1: whole heike?
• 1:05:32
  Speaker 4: Where did you have it on? But that's how they
• 1:05:35
  Speaker 4: use them, Like all the videos. I see a people
• 1:05:37
  Speaker 4: like out on a hike and they're like hitting it
• 1:05:39
  Speaker 4: or like going on a jog.
• 1:05:41
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I saw a bro using an old fashioned battie.
• 1:05:45
  Speaker 1: Do you remember what a battye is? It's like a
• 1:05:47
  Speaker 1: wooden thing where and you have something that looks like
• 1:05:49
  Speaker 1: a cigarette and you kind of jam it down into
• 1:05:52
  Speaker 1: oh pre ground one like yeah, one hitter. Yeah, a
• 1:05:55
  Speaker 1: dude hitting one of those on the side of the road.
• 1:05:57
  Speaker 1: It was a fucking things like a b a t
• 1:06:00
  Speaker 1: t y you typed in battye weed pen and something
• 1:06:04
  Speaker 1: like pink thing that says mock came on.
• 1:06:07
  Speaker 4: Waw.
• 1:06:09
  Speaker 1: It's not even a weed. It's not like a pen.
• 1:06:12
  Speaker 1: It's like a battie one hitter.
• 1:06:14
  Speaker 4: Come on, Sean, figure it out. Is that thing on
• 1:06:17
  Speaker 4: the right the cigarette? That thing? Ye? Yeah, cigarette, dude.
• 1:06:21
  Speaker 4: I had one of these for a little while, and
• 1:06:23
  Speaker 4: all I did was mash all the weed in the
• 1:06:26
  Speaker 4: dugout thing down into the bottom to the point where
• 1:06:29
  Speaker 4: you couldn't get any that's just the bottom. It just
• 1:06:32
  Speaker 4: became a flat layer. I tamped it so hard. Yeah,
• 1:06:35
  Speaker 4: these suck. These are terrible.
• 1:06:39
  Speaker 1: I mean they were probably incredible in the seventies, but
• 1:06:41
  Speaker 1: you don't even think you can get high.
• 1:06:42
  Speaker 4: From them, right, and mentioned for like, yeah the Times
• 1:06:45
  Speaker 4: for the Times, Harry, you gotta go. What time is
• 1:06:48
  Speaker 4: it noon? Oh? Yeah, I gotta go. Okay, all right,
• 1:06:54
  Speaker 4: thank you guys for listening. Goodbye,