Episode 48: Reacting to INSANE Thanksgiving 5-Minute Crafts 😂 (Doilies Should Be Illegal)

The Dirty Heifers · Nov 27, 2025 · 1h 12m

Welcome back to The Dirty Heifers Podcast — and buckle up, because today we are diving head-first into the chaotic world of Thanksgiving-themed 5 Minute Crafts. Y’all… the doilies alone should be illegal.

In this episode, we roast, react, and deeply question the life choices behind these “craft hacks” that absolutely NO ONE asked for. From glue-gunned disasters to projects that would 100% ruin family relationships if you brought them to Thanksgiving dinner, we’re breaking down every absurd moment with heifer-level honesty.

We also share what we’re truly thankful for this year — friendships…