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Episode 255: Okay Princess · Not That Serious

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I'm digging my personal bag for this one. Fuck you. Oh shure,
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Yeah it didn't even matter, but I didn't. Sorry again, I gotta
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hear the walk? What's actually why blah blah the walk with the Drakes that
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is? Yeah? You know, good, goddamn gotcha, I got it.
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Uh. Well, hi guys, if you're hearing this, you know
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where you are. It's the podcast with the mostest m and I'm one of
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your hostess. Michael ems Ken is in the building. Lama ak dot m
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J your boy cute. Come on, give your brother, Mike. Goddamn,
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that's right, that's right. More double the cues, double of fun.
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Yeah, yeah, alrighty. This episode, we're gonna do some little
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different, little a little twist, but it's not the normal. So it's
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a little twists, it's not the norm. We're gonna do all questions today.
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It's a question special extravamaganza. So you already know how this thing goes.
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If you do have questions and you want to submit questions, you can
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submit them in the link tree in link Trere. You click on that thing
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and you can submit your questions on the appropriate link in there, and there's
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also a comments section as well that you can provide your comments that we'll read.
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You can read those today. We can read some of those today.
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Yeah, we're just gonna are we lying to the people? Yes, we
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lie all the time, So yeah, I don't generally try to, but
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I make it my mission to about like right now, what about it?
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Who are you saying? What are we lying about? Like? Never?
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Ma nine, We don't lie to these people because these people give us their
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money. Shit. Thanks, okay, yeah, yeah, I guess I'll
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get it started. Start off right. Oh, this is a question.
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Would you rather have the ability to fly at ten miles per hour or run
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at one hundred miles per hour? Run a one hundred miles pour fly at
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ten? Fly at ten? For sure? Run yeah, run run Because
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you think about flying at ten miles an hour, you can you can drive
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anywhere you're about to fly faster. But also, you just ran it on
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a hundred miles per hour. You're gonna look like it effortlessly though it's not
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gonna I'm gonna ssume covered in bugs. What do you mean I'm gonna assume
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it like that. You're gonna look like you're You're gonna look like you ran
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your shoes are gonna be fucked up. You you bird, You ran bird,
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you ran one hundred miles per hour. A bird on the fly past
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you because you're thrown slow slow, I'm chilling. Why are you here?
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I'll be able to flying on my back facing like that, but running one
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hundred miles an hour, it's not leisure. I'm gonna get to so I'm
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playing football. Then I don't give about that closing me off, fucked up
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hat flying off. Okay, I'm relying. You're being keenan right now.
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No, me and m J Hat we run one hundred miles for hour.
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Take your head of holding, hold on to it, drop it. I'm
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going one hundred miles an hour. Why would you drop it? You run
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with a book bag on nigga with your change the clothes or something like the
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fucking there's lays around. I'm a fly ten miles per hour because I don't
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feel the need to go that fast. I saw someone say also answer the
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question. They said, all you have to do is fly straight up ten
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ten miles per hour, and then you just glide and use gravity and get
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to where you need to go. But that's an idea. It's gonna get
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cold where man, I don't know what to tell you. We're in north
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face put on some sucks. See, I told you it was being keenan
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because looks was just it's gonna get cold because you don't go up, It's
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gonna get cold up there. How did you think? I'm yeah, what
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the funk? Where are you trying to go? I see? I feel
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like heesus proved my point. All right, No, get to I'm flying.
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I'm flying. I'll probably run just because it's quicker, it's very It
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just seems such more efficient. About to break, but flying though, I'm
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going to league, about to sneeze, Ah, pineapples, bless you,
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Nigga said, going to the leak, what lead man steal ship one hundred
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miles an hour? Barely catch? You want to see me do it again?
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But I wonder if someone ran in here one hundred miles pour like,
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how fast would that lookdn't see like you're not gonna be able to tell what
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the fuck that is. It would just look like a blur. It was
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like a blur. Yeah, But wherever you steal from you, it's mostly
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gonna have cameras that can slow ship. I don't know what you do for
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you're still gonna get caught that they can see how they're gonna catch you.
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Nigga, you run a hundred miles an hour, but they know who you
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are, though, Nigga, you gonna catch it. And we knew who
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Osama bin Laden was. We couldn't catch him because he was always over there
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somewhere like bie, I don't give who you who knows who I am?
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You can't catch me? Okay, you need a hell cat double charged up,
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ready to go every time I'm running, every time I step outside,
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Could you take one and you can run in places cars and ship can't go.
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Well, I'm sorry, I'm not thinking of a criminal. I'm just
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you know, yeah, I was just trying to make my money, you
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know, the legue away. I was just trying to door dash him,
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you know, really be in New York just like just kidding, just kidding.
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Ah, that just put my holder roun. How's it here already?
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I got it like that. It's what I do. Man, probably gonna
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be cold. How many months have twenty eight days? All of them?
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All of them? Every sin oh February just one you thought you got me?
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That's what I was about to fucking say, see somebody got Mike sleeping.
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Literally that's every episode. Mm hmmm. Would you rather have a horizontal
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butt crack or vertical mouth? Wow? Yo, no horizontal crack at least
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it's just I can I can hide that. Yeah, everybody does see my
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fucking mouth. And realistically, what does it change? Your buttets on top
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of each other, so the pant's gonna fit differently, you're not even walking
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the scene. Will white people be easier? What a credit card? Yeah?
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I guess so would be, wouldn't it. No? I think white
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would be hard. I don't know the taint would be, but day it
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up. M would be crazy. Yo. Yeah, nah that is a
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vertical horizontal But cracked vertical mouth is just insane. That's a wild visual.
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You gotta put him out. They make tacos easier to eat. Yes,
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you don't tout. Your head was very very advant about it. Have something
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corn. The fact the top of them shells like a man the top of
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those You don't get hard show, he gets soft show. I'm filding my
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head regardless. I mean, if it's if it's a soft show and you
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told your head you're being extra okay, harsh chee a gritty to crunch.
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It's a soft show in a hard show. You're eating talk about that's the
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problem. M kind of meat in the bag should kind of a long one,
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so bear with me. The meat is in the bag. Long time
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listener here, just want to say I love and admire the respect and camaraderie
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of this finn group. I look forward to your podcast. That's what you've
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been hearing between the degregation. Thanks canan what that was mine? You just
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hit hit button? Oh no, that's I was saying. Question podcasts over.
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I'm on the dating apps side and message this guy first, asking if
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you wanted to grab drinks later the same day. He told me he might
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not be free later but should be free the following day, and proceeded to
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give me his number. We chatted for a bit via text, but the
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night went by as well as the following day, and he never reached out
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again to confirm his availability. A few days later, I texted him,
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questioning whether he was actually interested or not. He said it was my fault
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since he texted me last and he doesn't chase. Long story short, I
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called him a princess and the conversation ended, but am I really wrong here.
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Why did you have to do that? You have to call him the
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princess? But he wasn't he was, he was wrong. I think I've
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seen this from where again. This is one of the things on Twitter all
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the time. It's one of these things like, Yo, how old are
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you? Bro? I texted you last. Well, I'm not gonna I'm
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not gonna chase you. Well, but but he was the one that said
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he was busy, so it's like he should have did that. That would
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make sense. Yeah, you don't know what your availability is. She's ready
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for the day, you're not. You have to say something that was that
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was silly on his part. You dodged the bullet because clearly he was very
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immature. I also see that you might be immature by calling him princess.
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Just leave the nigga alone because clearly he's not. You're not even you started
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talking to him yesterday. You just want to last just yeah, you felt
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you felt somewhat disrespected, you felt you just left him alone like an immature
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personal I'm not mad at that. I mean, if someone tells you that
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they didn't tell you when they were free because they texted you last the last
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time, y'all spoke. I'm not mad at her for calling a princess.
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I'm not mad at princess. A bitch, shut up, said, need
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to insult people, especially people get not invested in you just started talking yesterday.
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She he owes you somebody. If somebody really doesn't know you anything,
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he owes you nothing like. If somebody acts like that just off the strength
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of me not even knowing them, I'm not responding. I'm just simply moving
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on that. You're weird. At the end of the day, all of
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this is weird, and I don't know. This might not be the answer
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you wanted to hear. All this is weird. He's weird for saying he
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doesn't chase you and without responding. You're weird for taking that thing from a
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nigga you met yesterday and didn't even meet him, that you start talking yesterday
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and called him a princess. It's all weird. Stop don't do that anymore.
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Being on a dating a though, say I don't chase Yeah, thigga,
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what let's let's do it. Let's have like I said something, Let's
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have feel like this out we're on the day, ask we see a chick,
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we want to talk to, like, hey, you free, and
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she goes, I'll let you do tomorrow and I'll be like the next day,
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she's like, oh, you didn't say anything, were you available or
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not? And she goes, uh, not really, and if it was,
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it's not your issue because I don't really like I'm not having no,
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I'm not chasing no dude around a right bitch. That sounds crazy, right,
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that that is what happened. She's saying, I said, hey,
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let's go get drinks, and you respond to me and say, I can't
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all right tonight. I should be free tomorrow. And when our conversation dies
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out with you sending the last message to me, and then now it happens
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and you don't tell me that you're free now, and so now two days
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later, I'm like, well, you never told me if you were free
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yesterday. So still and you're like, well, I'm not chasing you because
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I texted you our last conversation. Where do you need to insult somebody in
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that? For No, you're you're acting like a princess for for not hes
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the one that was busy. He was the one I was busy and never
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said when he was available. The girl was obviously always available, right,
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but why do you need to insult someone? Okay, when a princess and
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called someone a bitch, you're way out. Next question, Yeah, no
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problem, it's an insult. Next question, well, so what's what's the
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equivalent then the prima donna? I don't know, like a baby prince is
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basically calling him a bitch? Not in my mind, And I think it
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wasn't even a serious like the tone it wasn't. Princess, you think everybody
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is that this option? You don't say none of that and just be like
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all I bet and don't talk to him again. That's all I'm saying is
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like you could just do that. Clearly she saw something that she like,
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Okay, just don't do it. I think you're discounting people. It's like
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once on dating apps, like they're not on dating apps, but just like
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let ship fail, like you know, they're obviously they're trying to find something.
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I understand that, but how how invested can you it happened two days?
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If not that, it's okay, I'm trying to get losing, So
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I'm not gonna let this opportunity go just because someone didn't like the fig is
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we're counting the last text message like they can't text you back until you text
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me first, like they this is not what I want. Then this clearly
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isn't what you want. Boom, You don't got to insult people that I
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don't understand. What's to hung up on it? The princes that it's not
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you don't have I don't under It's not that bad man, I don't think.
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I just feel like it is, like why I don't think it was
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a serious thing. I think no, you're only just saying that because somebody's
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doing it to a dude, because I mean, like, like, no,
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no, that sassy ship around the way around. I would still feel
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that way, Like if he called her princess, I was feeling the same.
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But the thing is he he's the one that started off sassy though by
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saying I'm not chasing you, so why would I text you back? Okay,
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so he started to say she was like all princess, my mad or
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just like all being a princess, I'm gonna tell you about it. Why
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why being a princess? So what? And she and she couldn't have been
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serious. She probably was just like making a little joke and then like expecting
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him to say something back and then I don't know, you like that to
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be joking like that. It's not even that, it's not I think we're
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doing this, doing that thing your princess nobody. I just feel like that's
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weird. I don't think. No, see, we're doing see alright,
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princess didn't. Yeah, that was problem. I feel like the tolerance that
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the dudes have to deal with a level of disrespect that's lower than because it's
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a dude, like just because you don't behave a certain way all, Princess,
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you don't. I'm just saying you don't have to. I said the
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same, that's all. That's all. We don't got that. We don't
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got to discount of saying it's not that serious. But I'm not. I'm
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not gonna talk about her in this situation. You don't talk to people you
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don't know like that. That's all. Did you see what the niggas said?
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What is that? Did he insult her? Did he call her name?
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Question? He didn't do that? Did he? He was clearly rude
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too. He's clearly rude, was he not? No, it's rude.
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Mike is really standing up for the men. Yeah, because that doesn't make
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any Yes, yes, I'm still enough in this instance, like it doesn't
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make it exact that he's being this courtage, but you're being outright rude by
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calling people names. He was being rude. He was the one that said
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I'm not free tonight, but I might be free tomorrow. Okay, I
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can't take this nigga seriously and then and then didn't say anything like, hey,
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I'm free tonight. You still want to go. You called a chick
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beef in middle school. I don't want to hear you tell my names.
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I didn't do that. You're not doing that because nigga, I was thirteen
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twelve. You shouldn't be calling people name. These people I'm sure, I'm
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assuming are much older than twelve. I shouldn't be calling people names. Next
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question, next time. Sorry, majority rules, Yeah, I don't know
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majority of mine? Dickle. Okay, As another black man, I felt
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defended right there. Why do you have to insult hi princess? There we
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go good? See as another time somebody disagrees they called princess. Episode as
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another black man being named Keenan just spelled with two e's and one a.
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I find it funny. Your girlfriend name is Keana because that's my sister's name.
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Weird coincidence. Anyway, cool who that is a weird coincident. Yeah,
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that is a weird coincidence. Keenan and Keana. There's a brother and
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sister, but that's his girl. Weird coincidence. Would you rather get jumped
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by the Batman family or fight a bear? Solo? Say again? Would
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you rather get jumped by the Batman family, Batgirl, bat Man Robbin or
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fight a bear? So I said there's no parents, no parents, the
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Batman family, Batman family, Yeah, because they're not gonna try and kill
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me. Yeah, but they're not gonna try to die. You're just getting
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your ass. But you can just die like that bear is gonna kill me,
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but you're for sure. I didn't say with Batman family, the Batman
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Sam, I'm gonna go sleep and there they're gonna sleep in the Red Pan
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American black Man and then going to put you Koala bear? Yeah, I
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take what kind of bear is that? Black bear? Black bear, black
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bears? If it's not a koala or red pandem black bearry, black bearry
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got a chance? Black bearries sing, black bear, you gotta you gotta
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poll bear polar Bear, Polar Bear or Grizzly Bear. I'm out batman,
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I said, I say, black black bear, man, brown Bear.
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You got a chance that that black bear might Yes, there's a good chance
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that black bears they be scared. Like God, Jesus almost make me try
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out. He has been over. I seen. I've seen videos of black
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bears sit up and wave like what the go to people's porches, Yeah,
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and just be sitting down mor multiple black bears encounters. Yeah, so you're
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fighting the black bears. Yeah, big gay niggas, Yeah, I think
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the bitch they called you the bear off yeah before Yeah, we forget motherfucker.
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Yeah yeah, all right to look into your Tumblr, nigga, that's
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deleted. You deleted you? I think so, nigga, if you had
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a bunch of gay niggas, you probably delete that. Hold on for every
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gay nigga. It was like four chicks. I'm talking about it about good
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was whatever you got decent ratio I wanted for everyone dude that was making a
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gay dude that was making it past me. It was four chicks sharing nudes.
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I was willing to live with that ratio all day. How many nude
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you still got? Huh? Huh none, a nigga, you hurt me?
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Hell no, I don't do that. That's how you you know,
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got get some time before you answer. I'm just trying to get him trapped
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up. Yeah, he's doing it all He's been doing it on the Little
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all Ship. Yeah, Mike is really obvious when he does it, though,
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because he doesn't say, because comedy, how many numbers you still got,
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a nigga, I haven't cleared my contact since Yeah, I still have
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I have numbers from She still got that number for sure? All right,
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next question, I can't wait. Hell, yeah, no, I have
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numbers. Well to stop asking because it's cold. Okay, you can't just
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ignoring princess you know what you Oh you're a cool baby, cute y'all.
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You want to pick mic somebody at the Princesses Tierra double. Really, he's
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really in his banks. This man came back like, yeah, I got
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something for the compartment. Next going to reach down. Pistol, pistol,
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pistol. So women don't like when they share an interest. I'm about to
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make sures in the fucking pool. You're about to upgrade to a diva.
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Relax, Okay, So women don't like when they share interest in something that's
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associated with men, we tend to quiz them about the subject, like in
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rap sports comics. But I feel like they're taking it the wrong way.
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Men quiz men on subjects too. It's how we connect what y'all think.
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No, I agree, I see what they need, what they're saying,
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But no, niggas will definitely press a woman. What you know about MF
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you don't even listen to. You don't even know, you don't even know
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the third track on Lake Registration. You know. What they're trying to do
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is to see how in depth you are on No, they're trying to They're
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trying to make that woman feel little. Why yeah, say you're not the
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biggest fan, what do you have to say? Like, now, we
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just got to see if you're fandom as deep as are exactly because I'm a
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fan of Because let's not act like that don't happen, that does happen.
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That happens enough to where it's like every time I like football and I'm like,
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who's your favorite player, Travis Kelsey Like okay, and then that's when
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you like, I say it. So there was acting like this ship just
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falls out the sky like it has no grounding in anything. Yeah, you
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might know what you're talking about, but for every one of you that know
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what you're talking about, it's seventeen that don't and want to have a conversation.
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Betch shut up. You you good, But sometime you might have to
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go through the vetting process. What are you talking about? Women? Like
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I think I think I'm just using examples like sports, right, and I'm
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no expert, but who's your favorite basketball player? It's not it's funny that
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year like I can't tell if you actually no ball or you just like the
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way nigga I'm saying. It's now you have a couple more vetting questions and
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niggas Now it's like, yeah you know them, says, but did your
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nigga tell you them? Stands? What do you know about it? In
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here? Regional? Can you play two K or what? You know?
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What I mean? She can play two trying to chat like you know I
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need now come on, Kelly R left hand. Now if she said,
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if you ask, can you play two k's like turn on the sticks,
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Like okay, you got you got what she says? What's your bill?
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Six eleven paint piece? Did you did you the TikTok words. The girls
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said that to me, I'm like, all right, somebody, I'm not
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going to the right. We need a fifth. I'm like, who who
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talked you? Did you see the tweelers? Like? Yo, If a
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girl no basketball, that's cool. But if she no football, she's a
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low down, dirty hole. She's talking about defensive tackles. She's talking about
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four bitch. She's like, I don't understand why they run in Tampa too?
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Right here? What the fucking slept? He never talked about this,
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John L. Wave ruining in the Broncos for decades? What Oh, someone's
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cooked here? Who speakers? It is? I have a man that loves
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me, not anymoll like not all Yeah, I don't have anything else.
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Okay, Next question, Where do you guys think you fall on the moral
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alignment chart? Chaotic, evil, lawful, neutral, all that? If
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you know what I'm talking about, I have no clue. Talking about that
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just sounds like astrology. I think we all have good morals, Like yeah,
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I think I'm chaotic. Good, Yeah, I say good. I
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like dark humor, So I feel like that's where what's the options? It
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would be like chaotic evil, chaotic good, lawful evil, lawful good,
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lawful neutral. There's a lot of options. It's like a maybe I'm a
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great neutral, Oh, I might say, I might be, might be.
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You literally just said you hit everything but your girls, so you got
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to be on the left. I'm definitely probably lawful evil, lawful evil.
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You're hating, but you're contained. I'm fair miss them around the big steppers
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around the like I definitely, I don't know before I slim you out.
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Oh, I don't know where where does? Like if I see like something
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happened, I'm not gonna do nothing about it, but I'm like that was
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not good probably lawful neutral, lawful neutral, neutral. Yeah, just like
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I see a car accident happening, I'm like, oh and I'm just driving
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on neutral something neutral, because you like, I see both sides, Like,
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damn, that was crazy, but I'm couldn't have done that. But
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that's a lot of my business. Yes, damn, somebody tool help him
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out. That burning car. Someone will, though not someone will somebody not
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me. You didn't the car on fire. I didn't do it. It
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wasn't. That's why man keenan chaotic neutral. Yes, I'm chaotic neutral.
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Absolutely question whether your Damn, you're doing it and I'm not going to do
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it. He's I always divert the chaos. Know you don't you are the
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chaos. I know, Elsie, it's happening right now. No, I'm
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knowingly the one that the twilight zone, the one going away from your cauld
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You'll be saying some books and I'd be like, is that really what we
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want to do? I live do that every time. No, you walked
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straight into it. No, I don't chest out. Nah, you just
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did it about an hour ago. What we're not? Yo? And I
29:11
was like, are we We're not gonna the whole iPhone thing, the whole
29:18
will Smith thing, smoth thing, those whole three said you said you're part
29:22
of the family. A right, Okay, that's that's lawful. De Lulu,
29:30
chaotic Delulu. That's a call back because that's the last week that was
29:36
dolulu bitch, and this is chaoticlu. I'm not No, I don't like,
29:42
I don't see have the chaos stitch every time? Like, Yo,
29:45
what the funk I was talking about? All Right, I'm not on the
29:47
chaotic side of social media. Fair, fair enough, that's fair. Next
29:51
question, I am all right. I was arguing with a Tory Lane standing
29:56
I saw you're better than this. I was so much. Yeah, I
30:00
was just with it. I was just getting off from work, sitting in
30:03
my car. I'm like, oh, this is fucking funny. The game
30:06
wasn't even know yet. You need to get your with the finger. Since
30:12
you know what you're talking about. You need to free him. The DNA
30:15
wasn't on the bullet. What is going on. It's like, prove it.
30:19
I'm like, the proof is that he's locked up. Bitch. Don
30:22
how to prove anything, especially to you get the quarter long already did the
30:27
court system didn't for me? Stupid monkey monkey Speaking of that for a second,
30:37
I can't wait for the day that we don't got to talk about either
30:40
one of the niggas ever again. No, Meg, I'm gonna talk about
30:41
MEGANE. Stallion tomorrow. Man. You see her, she's been tworking like.
30:45
She looks so good right now. She was turning her way back into
30:48
my heart yance. It just brought her off for the Houston show two days
30:51
in a row, and she looked fucking fine as hell both days. I
30:53
know y'all not gonna care. I don't give a fuck either. I think
30:57
it is a little nasty that all of a sudden as soon as he gets
31:00
set and she's back to that those antics. But while we was doing that
31:04
before before wh then she stopped for a long time. We were because she
31:10
was going through a trial. What were we talking about. That's what I
31:12
just said. She got closure, Yeah, she got closure the person who
31:17
committed the because you were going through trial, nigga, she was saying.
31:19
Maybe she was advised not to That's what that's what I say. Probably advised
31:23
like you need to lay low, like just chill. Yes, that send
31:30
you back to shaking out outside, back outside, I'm out because it is
31:37
inside he's been. But that's like how niggas go to jail and start wearing
31:40
glasses. And I said, man, I get it, I really get
31:45
it. It's just what it likeside album. But you gotta think she was
31:51
going through a lot, bro, Like I understand she's going It's just like,
31:53
that's not a real twork. You're not going on to the twork all
31:56
the time. If you're going through trial. You got court every day morning
32:00
and you're on top of once. Nigga, she was in court. No,
32:02
she did it, she was I've seen videos that are going to court.
32:07
She was at the trial hearings. I crazy. She was wearing purple
32:12
suit, oh said, And she went to test by one down and left.
32:15
She wasn't in court every day we was. So she's still I mean,
32:17
I said, I don't whatever, you know, I just know that's
32:23
I don't want to hear from neither one of them. Yeah, I feel
32:25
like it's a high profile person. A regular person probably would have still been
32:29
going out. But somebody that goes video. Oh my god, that song
32:31
is ass. That's here in the clubs. That's a good zomba song.
32:37
Sure, but the songs are you talking about that shot like mangos exciting that
32:42
it wasn't so that's said, I imagine it's gonna be great in the club.
32:45
That's good in the club. That's what it's made for. It's not
32:49
made for at home deep listening. Yeah, that's watching. It's made for.
32:53
Yeah, that's what's watching. You put that ship on. I did
33:00
everybody on mute. It is yo, real quick. If I'm at a
33:06
concert, if I ever went to one and somebody next to me started yelling
33:08
when she said that ships might I might hit him. You know, you
33:14
know somebody did that and they like, they dosed the girl. What oh
33:20
the girl that yelled? Yeah, oh yeah, that just happened. That
33:22
happened in the Houston show. Bro. They said, everybody want to She
33:25
was like, yeah, like just started making obnoxious noise, noises like I
33:30
mean, that's still not enough to get. It's never enough, not enough,
33:35
never enough to get. You know who you're messing with. You know
33:37
you're messing with the bee Hive. He's on Patreon right, and you know
33:40
this is not this is okay. These niggas are you. Niggas are unstable?
33:45
Grow up? You're talking about be high Navy, all the motherfuckers,
33:52
all them standing people weird? Yeah yeah, And I'm not saying just because
33:58
if you're the type of person that docs a per and you like, oh
34:00
that's what she gets wrong, you are fucking weird up and down. I
34:05
don't know what to tell you. You need to go outside, touch some
34:09
grass and roll around in it, even if you're allergic, especially if you're
34:15
allergic allergic, so I just feel a little bit. Next question, hmmm,
34:22
this one's a little sketchy, but let's get it in you all opinion.
34:25
Which kind of woman has the best couchie crazy, the one we'll get
34:30
there, the one with daddy issues, the earthy one medical student or I'm
34:37
like, what the fuck is that noise? Suicide wha Jesus Christ, bro
34:45
medical suicidal? No, not suicidal. They just love to listen to rod
34:52
wave. Yo, hot, Okay, you gonna fight one by one?
34:59
Yeah, the issues medical broad wave that's not in the combination. So like
35:08
an earthy broad wave listener that has daddy issues and also goes to nurse perfect
35:14
combination perfect. Okay, I'm about to get beat up. He's about to
35:22
get beat up. Believe the' gonna be in the a badness. He almost
35:29
jumped out the window. He didn't actually jump out the window. Okay,
35:30
so we're still here. Okay, I don't know he's now. No.
35:36
I can't wait to see these niggas at the concert. They're going to the
35:39
meet and Greek. Nah, they're gonna be like Gary. There's no Gary
35:44
next to Gunner. Gary. That was hilarious at the meet and great available.
35:49
Yet the niggas might cry, how fat Google cry? Tell you if
36:05
you can, you're gonna say he put it so fast it was him officer.
36:16
First off, nigga, you need a ride home? Why are you
36:20
doing? And I'm taking your half of the ticket out out your bank accounts.
36:25
That would that's these niggas that pay for your half. And you don't
36:34
know. I got you. I got a little cry. Don't let him
36:37
bully you. We'll use the MX we got you, use the x qu
36:42
pos. You have to work it off, use use our money. Don't
36:46
let him extort you like that's gonna be a long job. He's gonna be
36:52
right like you a crime niggas crime. I take niggas accounting no more.
36:57
Damn all right, you got your own car, good exactly ticket nigga,
37:04
Now you gotta buy the tickets on you because this just is getting out of
37:07
hand out. We gotta get you better, your fucking neutral, chaotic nigga
37:10
over here from trouble. We don't get you a seat in front of it,
37:14
right in front of his Joe. You have a better view of fact
37:16
on the wave. Matter of fact, I'm gonna find out what a concertants
37:19
that, and I'm gonna work my my plugs. I get you backstage two.
37:22
You guys sitting in those bleeds, I ain't no fucking nose you haven't
37:27
see revoked. I'm gonna say, I'm gonna call up and say he's plotting
37:30
the assassination ship man, I got to take a number right head just looking
37:37
at my Spotify all the time to see that. He said his plans that
37:44
we meet with meet him and then killed him so they can go to the
37:46
act life together. He wanted to peel off his skin and wear a suit.
37:51
He's a real he wanted to become Rod Way niggas. I'm gonna wake
37:54
up to a wild we confident every night. He's growing his hair out right
37:59
now we speak. This is me and Rod. It's just me and Rod
38:04
forever. I am, I am right name? Okay, next question?
38:19
How fast do you you know? I'm sorry I asked you. Another question?
38:22
How much y'all pay for these tickets? How many of those girls number
38:27
just still got? How fast enough enough? How much did he pay enough?
38:37
No, it wasn't that bad. Where are you all at? So
38:45
you're not like the stage cuts off the backside? Is that? Yes?
38:47
It's that Wells Wells Fargo Pool men like it's his third number one album.
38:57
He's a number one album the last three years in the row. God damn
39:00
I've been living under the rocky, so like the world is sad, you've
39:05
been feeling good. One section over from the side and you've been feeling good.
39:07
Okay, like it's like one one something, but like if you're I'm
39:12
not directly to the side of stage, just one over, so you kind
39:14
of got a good little little front. Yeah. The floor seats is general
39:19
mission only, so I wasn't doing that ship because standing room. Yeah,
39:22
I wasn't doing that. Ship got me fucked up. Kids. I don't
39:27
understand why people stand up in concerts. Why people stand up? Yes,
39:30
because you listen to music something standing room you're talking about like the Fargo,
39:36
like everybody like if you haven't see, why are you standing? Just sit
39:39
down there and enjoy the music. If you go see justin Timberlake at Wells
39:43
Parky, you're telling me you're gonna sit down the whole time you have.
39:45
I would, Yes, I'm not gonna be in that. He's doing it
39:55
to a concert, Bruno. If everybody sat down, Yes, I would
40:00
sit down and watch the whole show. Yes, did you sit down?
40:01
We saw sandsman like y No, because everybody was standing up but couldn't see.
40:06
But if anybody sat down, I would be fine with that. I
40:08
don't. I don't understand how you can hear music and not get up like
40:14
everybody and not first off, listening to album doing a car test, you're
40:16
sitting down. We listen to in the car. But what I'm saying,
40:22
so long as you go to the club and say shut to the club and
40:27
just sit my nigga, I'm on go to the club if we got a
40:30
section so I can sit down. I'm not going to the club before you
40:31
got no fucking sexual You're not sitting down the whole time, down the whole
40:35
time. Go back and look at my trell and see where I was.
40:37
I was sitting down the entire fucking time, the entire time, because what
40:40
am I standing up for. I can ube to music sitting down. I
40:44
don't need to stand up and try to concert. Okay, that's fine.
40:47
You're able to buy driving listen to Why could you Vibe? Yo? Dancing?
40:51
If you go see usher, you gonna sit down? Yes? If
40:53
I can see the stage, yes, I'm sitting down the entire time.
40:57
The bread in your see yes, crazy, you're insane, you're a psychopath.
41:00
You kill people. No, it's not who I'm not doing that standing
41:10
up? Why don't sports fans sit down the whole time watching the game?
41:15
They don't stand up the entire time most of the time. Sometimes it depends
41:20
on the game. When we went to the game, there's video evidence and
41:23
we went to we pretty much sat down the entire time because niggas was losing
41:28
because the Giants. Cause they asked, what any Giants game I've gone to
41:31
and nobody's standing up there? When I when I know the Eagles games,
41:38
everybody standing up eighty percent of what to sit down because you're excited, excited,
41:46
excitement that that's exciting your seat sitting down being like like not everybody six
41:52
three key ke When the kid gets excited, what do they do jumping joy?
41:57
I don't know. It depends the next question. When they do that.
42:01
Ship can't conform, just gotta I don't I don't know. Why see
42:07
that? Why do you like jump towards Elsie and like move your knees and
42:12
ship? What's the standing ovation? Why does everybody just sit down and clap?
42:16
Well, you can't stand it. I don't know what the funk like
42:21
motherfucker's stands to show the appreciation, but hold on, hold on, but
42:25
that that's normally that's only coming from them sitting down to stand up to do
42:30
un applaud standing ovation and what ken I got a better question for you.
42:32
Standing up shows engagement. You could be engaged. Hold on, hold on,
42:37
what's more engaged? Why they called stands? I don't know why they
42:43
called the apartments? Wow? Never mind? Next question? Did I did?
42:51
I did? I didn't? The same ship? Same watch? Why
43:01
you got seat? Why they called apartments ship? Yeah, just wasn't looking
43:07
for that. This nigga is the first card. This niggas crazy, chaotic,
43:12
chaotic, chaotic keenan chaotic evil is sick, bro. If everybody just
43:21
sat down the console hearing music that loud, I don't understand how you can
43:24
even sit down when when but the rooms are apart from each other. You
43:30
dick apartment because you live apart from each other in the apartment. Stupid motherfucker.
43:44
It's not caught togetherments you got, I got my room. We are
43:49
apart, okay, way brom get away ship. He said, you want
44:12
to look at the reverse card, bitch, reverse back to you and draw
44:15
for sixteen cards stuck and the colors green, bitch and I know you got
44:31
cards. I know you just pen all them yellows colors, blue pussy shoot
44:40
ship. Well still, little bicker. Oh my gun, he said,
44:46
I got my room. You got your were apartment apartments? Oh my god,
44:54
Jesus Chris. Okay, that makes sense, Okay, okay, okay,
45:00
next question to see what happens. Okay, yeah, okay, you
45:09
just the cave for keen of stance, for confidence, because that nigga pulled
45:19
that motherfucking apart right, they're still He's like you all together so still.
45:28
That's why it's called an apartment building, because you build them together. Next
45:32
apart, but next one. How fast do you think the podcast members could
45:37
get through an escape room? Who would figure out the most clues? Who
45:40
would be the one not helping at all? Out He's gonna wait until we
45:47
leave game over. Thank Mike, you're not helping. I'm not even going
45:57
not what the rest of us are laughing at. These niggas has been in
46:01
escape rooms. We've done escape rooms, and I'm going to be the main
46:04
person finally have to do it multiple times. Miss We've gone We've gone to
46:09
Philly, We've gone to one and Cherry, I got multiple pictures of us
46:14
doing escape rooms. I think it's only twice for me and you probably probably
46:19
I'm very good escape room. Yeah, you don't have to say. I
46:30
know that you tried it. You tried you try to listen. I'm still
46:35
on your ass from the last episode. I'm getting one last like he's going
46:42
from week and I'm getting his locked and loaded. That's what I was talking
46:45
about. I said that were lying to them, by the way, That's
46:50
what and that's why I said. In the very beginning, we already said,
46:52
yeah, we're recorded in the future. No, we're not recording,
46:54
and you're just not gonna get this. Just later, eat it nigga eating
47:00
next working on the boat getting old, not like they're eating it, like
47:07
they're justting it. Okay, I thought you thought you on the cross.
47:14
That's how I do it, just like this with a forking night chop sticks,
47:23
chop use that as the sorry, no, no, next question.
47:38
What is your preference? No, no, you don't come back to not
47:47
help us? Yes, ten minutes, pussy ready, fifteen pussy he's right,
48:00
fifteen minutes the first few times. Sure, every week everything route all
48:09
right? What is your preference on nipple piercings? They're pleasing to look at,
48:14
but as far as sucking on them goes, I could without it.
48:16
Oh, I don't like. What are you complaining about it? About appealing
48:22
yourself nipple? Piers cool? Whatever? I mean before, I would rather
48:34
not have uh metal in my mouth. But it's good, you know,
48:38
it's if you got it. Sure, it's cool. I think you need
48:43
to grow up. It's cool. It's like listening. Never more sensation for
48:49
them. Yeah, yeah, it's brilliant. But if I had to pick
48:54
between a non Pierce nipple and the regular nipple and going with the record nipple,
48:58
that's why you gotta do one all, not one. One non Piers
49:00
and one Piers. Mm hmm. I don't know who is good one,
49:07
that's the thing. Yeah, hard to go home hard, Like that's more
49:10
popular than I seen one. One is more popular than both. I feel
49:15
I've seen that I seen one experience both of them. Okay, yeah,
49:23
I haven't seen in both, but yeah, we'll take your word for it.
49:32
Mm hmm. Y'all ever watched Deadly as Catch? Yes? If so,
49:38
what would the name of your ship be? And who would be the
49:42
captain they're talking about? All of us are individually individually. I guess the
49:46
name of the ship. I mean, if it's my ship, I'm the
49:50
captain of the ship. I'm the captain now, yes, So if I'm
49:53
the captain of the ship, I don't know what I would name name of
49:57
the ship. If they're asking who's the captain, I mean, it's got
50:00
be the whole podcast, all right, all right, so yeah, let's
50:01
decide name it the the Salty specific Jalen Hurts. The Salty Jalen Hurts is
50:08
the captain of the ship. Let's see. I'll make cue the captain.
50:14
Mike is definitely a deck cam. I put that nigga to work, grabbed
50:17
that crab, pot swab, the poop deck nigga. Mike out there fish
50:27
throwing them big ass nets in the rain. The niggas be going through it.
50:30
But they make red bro. They make so much money. But I
50:35
don't think they a chance to use because theyre always on the water. Because
50:37
it's you can only fish shirting about certain seasons, certain seasons. So yeah,
50:40
I guess that's true. You can the niggas work for you know,
50:43
three months and crazy, it is crazy. You find the blue lobster.
50:49
Yeah, I don't know what I would name the ship the Salty Spetoom saltyes.
50:52
Well. Soon, I feel like that would look funny in the ocean.
50:54
Yeah, it would attract the fishing, the ones that all the fish
50:59
wil want to be in it. Yeah, exactly, I agree, so
51:01
soon, cusa captain, I got nothing. Next question, Yeah, I
51:07
feel like that's only okay without the milk. What music album would you love
51:13
to be made into a feature film? Mm hmm complicated? What album you're
51:22
not about to say, Rod, wait right, don't take my answer.
51:30
Get Richard tried. Hmmm. That might be good, that might be amazing.
51:39
I don't know. I don't know. I'm not sure. I might
51:43
want to look into that. I feel we got a million dollar idea right
51:45
there. Hm hmm. So damn, I guess this doesn't really my beautiful
51:52
dark tess in fantasy. I know he did like the long extended video for
51:55
it. That's not the same as the future. It's not a feature film,
51:58
and I feel like if they would have actually did something, I can
52:02
said, give me on his last album, Oh that's a good one.
52:07
That damn there was a movie. Yeah, you can. You can see
52:12
that album for sure listening to that. Yeah, that's a good one.
52:15
Yeah, yeah, that makes sense. Answer the way he says, got
52:21
the answer, that's a better answer. Oh, college dropout. I was
52:29
thinking that, but good Kid is just kind of a little bit better because
52:31
every song was Yeah, hey, Michael, what a what album would you
52:37
like to be see and seeing made into a major film or feature film?
52:42
An album made into a feature film? What album do you think would be
52:45
good made into a feature film? You don't got to stand over there,
52:47
you can come back. I'm thinking, listen, what album do you think
52:54
could be made into a future? We are no? Go ahead? Yeah
53:07
no, Napkins, No you ain't. There was not on the wall,
53:14
might be out there. It was like one little while was as all right,
53:20
sure did an album? I want to move thirty six chambers some thirty
53:24
six At least. I'm happy you washed your hands. I mean, okay,
53:30
hey brother, next question, Yeah, well what did y'all say?
53:34
I still Kid answered, yeah, that's what we decided on. Try we've
53:38
seen that already done exactly exactly. We've seen that already done. I said,
53:45
good Kids, that's a good one. I think that's the best answer,
53:49
to be honest, I said, college drop up, that's a good
53:52
one too, though, that would pretty much be to stop the yard.
53:55
Also, you said beautiful, dark, twisted fantasy. Elsie said, that's
54:02
what I said first the name. Anyways, A Heartbreak could be a good
54:06
movie too. It'd be sad, it'd be sad as fuck. Actually,
54:10
the mis Education of Laura Hill. I feel like that would be a goe
54:15
cast would show up. No, the movie would just never come out.
54:19
You see the trailer for it. It's never no date, Like the movie
54:24
is supposed to come out ten years ago. That comes out and c all
54:30
dated bad weeks Well, Tyler, Tyler Perry presents it's like why John will
54:40
be paying playing himself? Would be like a toler That would be chaotic,
54:45
that would be that'd be all over the place to straight just what a high
54:51
budget? Al right, Next question, what were your guys favorite game growing
54:57
up? I'm looking to buy in sixty four? Donkey King is calling me?
55:01
What's Donkey Why in this sixty four? For? What? For Donkey
55:07
Kong? Oh no, no, the Nintendo sixty four Donkey Kong. But
55:13
that's just a classic, I understand, But why are you buying? And
55:15
so you can play it again? Nostalgic but you have emulators, you can,
55:22
but some people like to actually, yeah, yeah, I guess and
55:25
they're like me, I don't even know what the emulator is for real,
55:30
a program that lets you it's just way easier to have the ship. It's
55:34
not. It's not because one's free. The other one is probably gonna have
55:38
to call. You're gonna have to find one. Yeah. Growing up,
55:46
growing up, my favorite game was probably Sonic, A big, big Sonic
55:52
growing up borders to shout out Ice. He just sent me some ship power
55:54
Rapper. Rapper was my favorite game, you know what it was, but
55:59
really changed the game for me. Super Smash Brothers. I'm the day I
56:07
like discovered it. I was in Virginia visit and my cousin and he had
56:12
this game. I'm like, what the fuck? And it was like he's
56:15
like, yeah, Smash. I'm like what are you talking about? And
56:17
I'm like, is that fucking peak at you? Fighting? Mark? What
56:21
the fuck? Like my little eight year like seven year old mine? Bro?
56:27
And I was like, bro, this is the greatest ship ever,
56:29
and yeah it's and obviously Pokemon Pokemon. Yeah, I say Pokemon with Pokemon
56:34
changed my life. I still play Pokemon to that day, I don't be
56:37
Crash Crash Classic Classic spir Spiral too, yep, Spiral Crash Band two,
56:44
Crash Bandicoot. For me, I might to go Spiral Man. Spiral spir
56:47
was good. I didn't play, but that was but like, but like
56:53
the first series that like really had me captivated was this Creek Like when it
57:00
first started, you were when it first came out back, Yeah, it
57:04
was, it was. It was he after Desmond died. It was just
57:07
straight after the It was pretty Yeah. Everything was just, oh, let's
57:13
just find a poor in history and there was an assassin there. Pretty much
57:16
that the American all the ones that has been kind of I'm gonna mentioned Christ's
57:23
Addict every episode. Benjamin Franklin was, Oh my god, Benjamin Franklin games.
57:30
Anybody get more to Combat the New One, bought the Mortal cont I
57:35
got the New Street Friighter. I was waiting for that. That's what I'm
57:40
making. Three. That was my It was hard. The fucking king King
57:46
was crazy. That's my memories. I was gonna say someone, but I
57:52
don't used to go hand with Eddie Gordo. I was gonna say ha Wrang
57:58
rang, but I didn't want that never mind what's wrong Asian accents and all
58:06
that. We used to always do that. I used to always do the
58:07
turn around. I had that that three kick and like like where he was
58:15
like just go up in the air, three piece combo, who krang quick
58:21
and up up. King was just strong as ship boy. Then you had
58:23
Yoshi Midsu. I sit down, just think game my health bag, Get
58:29
close, get close. It's gonna be a sweep the leg, sweep the
58:32
leg, Johnny, Yeah, it's mad. Oh god, they don't make
58:39
games like they used to, and everything comes down with d L c mm
58:44
hmm. Yeah. No, the game is sucked up. It's sucked up
58:46
for a lot of reasons. What can you do? Yeah, I remem
58:50
when I first got the PS two bro Holy Ship in Life, Oh my
58:54
god, the NBA Street Volume two and my Nang. Yeah, when I
59:00
had the PlayStation two. I think it's the PlayStation two. This is when
59:01
play two had the memory cards, right, yeah, yeah, they both
59:05
did one to one two, one and two. I don't think I ever
59:07
had PlayStations regular originally, but two. I remember I had the PlayStation without
59:14
the memory cards. You have to try to keep the game on yep.
59:16
Oh yeah, you had to save it. I'm sad. Yeah, that
59:21
same thing happened to me. I only have one memory card with you know
59:23
what I had. They did when one of the Super Smash Brothers where you
59:28
can unlock YouTube to play the game, but you had to have a magic
59:31
going for like twelve hours or something. That ship like that, you had
59:35
to have what you had to like have a match like going on for like
59:37
a cert like a long ass time. You know, it's one of them
59:40
rumors where it's like, you don't have no game, guys, so you're
59:44
just going over here saying what we told you. So I had that game
59:46
run on all night that when I got up in the morning, not only
59:50
did I not have YouTube, that fucking game was sold. That ship about
59:57
to burn through the about the morning on that bitch it was steaming. I
1:00:02
used to do that for Tony Hawk when I got to a certain pro scar.
1:00:07
Yeah, pro Scared is underground to one? Is that the one we
1:00:15
had to go to Russia? Yes? Yeah, yeah, that's that's yes.
1:00:20
You started New Jersey, then you went to New York. Pro Skater
1:00:22
three Nigga Underground one, Why, yes, that's that's the one underground one
1:00:30
When the Jersey, then you went to New York, then you went to
1:00:31
Florida, then you went to fucking San Diego, then you went to fucking
1:00:37
Hawaii, then you went to Russia, then you went back to fucking uh
1:00:44
oh yeah, and then you had that the the one, that one other
1:00:49
guy. Yeah, yeah, yeah, well no, he was actually the
1:00:52
op. He started out yahomie, then he came to Yeah because years old,
1:00:57
he's still making money off some ships. Years old. That came was
1:01:01
about to be twenty years old. Yeah, bro oh man. Yeah,
1:01:07
he became the op because he stole the footage of your film doing twist.
1:01:10
Yeah, helicopter. God, you play that game. I don't know how
1:01:15
he stole that footage when it's clearly you and you don't look like him,
1:01:19
but he's told everybody it was him, and he got to go pro before
1:01:22
you could. But then he went to Vancouver and beat him in this pro
1:01:24
competition and got pro facts, and you know, I'm glad you remember the
1:01:29
whole story. Bro, I played that game out. That's my favorite to
1:01:31
I'm gonna play that game. But like once you start talking back, yeah,
1:01:34
I remember all that ship. Yeah, you remember all that Because he
1:01:36
started first started becoming the op after y'all left New York and y'all got got
1:01:39
sponsored by Stacey Peralta. Then y'all went to the amateur concert. But then
1:01:45
he did some snake ship and signed up for the competition. Then let you
1:01:47
sign up, so you had to work around and get into the competition that
1:01:50
you beat his ass went pro and that nigga got salty. Forgot about that
1:01:53
nigga? You joint your team. I always joined Element, then did that
1:01:57
Birdhouse, Birdhouse, all that ship, but I always join either Element or
1:02:04
yeah, just Element, probably because being Margerald is my nigga out to him,
1:02:07
man, I hope he's I hope he gets hisself together. We'll get
1:02:10
him on the pods a little about that. That might be a little next
1:02:17
question. So last week podcas Oh this never mind, I'll just next one.
1:02:24
I'm wrestling with finally getting my dream job, but I still have thoughts
1:02:28
of chasing the bag, but I won't be fulfilled doing it. Can y'all
1:02:34
speak on that conundrum? One of the time, this person's wrestling with the
1:02:42
finally getting their dream job, but they still have thoughts of chasing the bag.
1:02:46
So I guess the dream job is not financially, I won't becoming a
1:02:51
teacher chasing the bag. I mean, so, what what do you think
1:02:55
if you can live, benefits are great, man, honestly, so I
1:03:01
mean, listen, if you're comfortable with living a certain lifestyle, but you
1:03:07
know your job as a feeling and you can survive and you're okay with that,
1:03:12
then do it. But if you feel like you got a certain lifestyle
1:03:15
that you want to keep up and maintain, listen, sometimes concessions have to
1:03:19
be made, and like you can find a way to shoot that dream job
1:03:22
on the side maybe or in a different capacity. Facts, it doesn't always
1:03:29
have to be a job. Like you know what I'm saying, you want
1:03:31
to be a teacher, but like obviously teachers ain't getting a lot of money.
1:03:36
Maybe you do your job that's giving you money, but you be a
1:03:38
tutor on the side or something like you know what I'm saying, Like find
1:03:45
different ways the beauty and capitalism and it's not a lot in it. But
1:03:50
one of the things is like there's a lot of ways to make money.
1:03:55
There's a lot of ways that you can you can pretty much turn anything into
1:04:00
making money money. Make an opportunity somehow, and it don't even got to
1:04:06
be at all, Like you can just be doing shit if you want.
1:04:09
Volunteer is something I don't know. It depends on what you want to do.
1:04:12
You know, just wake up from that dream. Oh, chase the
1:04:16
bag. Then you know you chase the bag long enough you got the financial
1:04:21
freedom to do what the fuck you want to do. Yeah, true too,
1:04:25
chase the bag. Like those people that are like lawyers for years and
1:04:27
they're like, you know what, I'm going to be a photographer now.
1:04:30
I want to make little pancakes that like the niggas, like little break tiny
1:04:35
houses, tiny egg tiny breakfasts. I make tiny houses out of two pigs.
1:04:41
Now that's because it was a turny for twenty five years. But at
1:04:44
forty seven, I have forty seven million dollars in my bank account. I
1:04:46
can do whatever. That's living the dream. Do what you have to do
1:04:53
so you can live in the dream. There was this dude. It was
1:04:56
one of those tiktoks of saying like, oh, what do you do?
1:04:58
What's your job is? Do? Donond Miami. He was like a younger
1:05:00
dude and he was like, I don't do anything. I just party.
1:05:05
My dad sends me money and that's it. And he's like just some Italian
1:05:11
dude. He's like, yeah, my dad's working in Italy. I was
1:05:14
like, okay, mob, and he just sends me money and I just
1:05:18
that's it. Okay, that's racist. That's the dream. That's definitely the
1:05:26
dream. Work not. I mean, that's what that should be, what
1:05:29
every parents want, parents wants for their child, right. I guess I
1:05:33
wish I could get my kids out if they an't got to worry about shit.
1:05:36
You never got to work, and I'm making enough money to where I
1:05:39
can give it to you and your kids can do the same ship that you
1:05:41
did. That's it is tough. If I get rich, I'm be like,
1:05:45
Shad, I'm rich, not you. But what if but what sorry,
1:05:49
what if when you didn't work either, your parents worked and they gave
1:05:55
you whatever fortune they had. Yeah, that's how you get spoil around people
1:06:00
that don't know the worth of ship because it was always just given to him.
1:06:03
Wouldn't you be that thing person? Thank you? I said, if
1:06:10
your parents just handed you no, I'm saying I wouldn't want that, That's
1:06:15
what I'm saying. So you will saying no, no, Papa I'll go
1:06:17
to work. I don't want that because the steel that's gonna work for pennies
1:06:24
on hour. That's what happened to me. That's what happened to me.
1:06:27
But if I had a choice, I wouldn't do that. That's always have
1:06:29
a choice. You can say no that much that that's the whole question.
1:06:33
It's a choice. I'm telling you that I wouldn't do that. So mister
1:06:36
Lawrence gives you twenty million dollars, Michael, if that's say you're gonna give
1:06:40
it the jaredy, I got a grind. I'd much rather have my kids
1:06:45
be spoiled as fuck, because nobody should have to work anyway, anything anyway.
1:06:48
Because capitalism. That's how these that's how that's how I takes over the
1:06:55
world because we they got this, We got this idea like we work hard,
1:07:00
we gotta work. Nah, you should be able to do it.
1:07:02
The export the system. That nepotism is exploiting the system. Let's let's all
1:07:10
try our best to do do it. Mike is saying that some groups use
1:07:15
that. Other groups are like you gotta work, you gotta work. Know
1:07:20
nothingness that other people that pressed upon it, So we don't open our eyes
1:07:26
to the to like the to the opportunities that we can take, Like,
1:07:30
yo, why not. I would like to instill a way for them to
1:07:33
keep it because after I'm gone and if they just are using the money and
1:07:38
not find a way to replenish it. So that's a raising your child type
1:07:42
of thing, just because you So that's what I'm saying, Like, like,
1:07:45
I wouldn't just be like, Okay, because I'm rich, you're gonna
1:07:47
get whatever you No, You're still gonna have to work, You're still gonna
1:07:50
have to learn how to manage what I have. And then once I'm gone.
1:07:54
Of course, Yeah, that's what I'm saying. But it's just just
1:07:57
like oh take it. No, no, no, I mean that's just
1:08:00
not realistic. I get fair enough. Teach him. You definitely teach him,
1:08:05
teach him, but you should want to spoil them. Oh of course.
1:08:10
But it's not just gonna be like, oh, daddy, new iPhone,
1:08:14
I want this. I just got your last year I wanted no good
1:08:21
shop, good job, all right. Next question, what's your wildest opinion
1:08:29
when it comes to music? Mine? Not mine? This is the question
1:08:32
is what they say mine is that Kesha had pretty good bars to be a
1:08:36
pop star should have had hip hop features. She wake up in the morning
1:08:44
feeling like p Diddy. And you heard that and said, why isn't Geezy
1:08:46
on this ship? Shut up? I didn't want that to be aw No,
1:08:59
No, I mean she made good, she made she made good pop
1:09:01
music, but I wouldn't say she had bars. But again, that's an
1:09:04
opinion that you feel. Do you have any wild opinion like that wild wild
1:09:09
opinion? I don't know Ja Coble's asked. Minus Doorgia Cat makes great music
1:09:17
that's not wild though. Honestly, I don't eve think Ja Cole's asked.
1:09:19
I just think he has boring songs. But I was I wasn't Thja cast
1:09:24
album today. She's extremely talented. You can't deny that she's weird. Yes,
1:09:28
the album has no features, bro, that is I don't have.
1:09:32
I'm trying to think of a wild opinion. I don't think wild like wild
1:09:38
music opinion. Yeah, the whole Keenan has when he already said it before,
1:09:45
the thing about Aliyah being dead and Beyonce, that's oh yeah, what
1:09:49
then did you say? You say just casually said yeah, that's true.
1:09:55
Keenan previously said I said that if Hilia was alive, Beyonce and be as
1:10:00
big as she is. All right, that's all we yep, because its
1:10:12
not like it wasn't the eight girl Tupac was still alive. You wouldn't be
1:10:16
Will Smith's nephew, you said, would be a bum, wouldn't even know
1:10:21
who he was. He'd just be some nigga from Westfield. So mine is
1:10:27
in the same lane. So so there's a correlation, y'all is just just
1:10:30
froll. Just let me just let me read Now what's the difference, because
1:10:41
we're all just saying at this point. But but there's one can that directly
1:10:46
can influence the other, Tupac being alive. Will Smith was still a thing
1:10:50
before Tupac. I knew he was gonna say that was a live beyond,
1:10:57
but she wasn't st But she wasn't she was. She wasn't a solo artist.
1:11:00
That's because she didn't become a solo artist. A tragic car who died
1:11:14
and made you Beyonce just going time to go solo. I'm just saying,
1:11:18
look at Tom Okay who died man compete with somebody, and Elliott was Oh
1:11:30
my god, there wasn't a thousand other solo artists, mad other girlies.
1:11:35
Man, they wasn't convening because Beyonce became. It was very obvious. She
1:11:41
was like Lebron James and Saint Mary's just like she's gonna be to go.
1:11:44
Just like if if Beyonce wasn't thinking, Rihanna would be that top person,
1:11:46
not Beyonce. It's just how there's always somebody ahead of you. That's that's
1:11:51
all it is. That's all it is. But y'all just thinking way too
1:11:55
deep into it. But okay, where, yes, you are out a
1:12:00
goddamn blueprint, dude, I did a blueprint. I was just said that,
1:12:03
how there's somebody big in that spot already, so somebody coming in it
1:12:08
would be harder for them to then take that spot. So I was like,
1:12:11
I don't think Beyonce would have been what she is if a Leah was
1:12:14
still alive. That's it. But then you can just counter and say where
1:12:16
Rihanna get her inspiration from? There? There was no Beyonce, not even
1:12:20
that. What makes you think of Leah was gonna be Beyonce because Leah was
1:12:26
already the girl between movies and the music. She was already popping all over
1:12:31
them. She was and I don't. I don't just live was that chick?
1:12:35
What's that girl? That bitch? I have more than one of them.
1:12:40
I want to thank you, m J. Rihanna and Beyonce exists.
1:12:46
So you're not listening clearly, but because like what you're saying, what the
1:12:53
fuck do they got to do with each other? They can both exist.
1:12:56
I'm not saying I didn't say that Beyonce would't exist. I said I don't
1:13:00
think that she would be where she is right now. She would Well,
1:13:03
we don't know. That's why we're spectling. That's why it's take. But
1:13:06
it's like such a that's like saying to Nikki and Rihanna could exist at the
1:13:11
same time, Like what so look for for instance, Cardion may can't exist
1:13:17
at the same time. What the fuck are you talking about. It's not
1:13:21
them existing, it's the he said that. I'm not saying that they can't
1:13:28
just because they existed. While she was to say like Alia would be so
1:13:30
big that Beyonce wouldn't be, Like all right, this is is that I'm
1:13:35
clearly one ad. It's like a black hole. There is there is some
1:13:41
a certain level of popularity that you reach that I don't give a fuck what
1:13:46
happens, Like they are just destined to fucking be there. Like she's on
1:13:49
a level of like maybe four other people ever before. Well we say that
1:13:54
now because she's there now. But when when, when danger she and love
1:13:58
had had came out, did you think that she would be to get there
1:14:01
while Prince was alive? Because Mike started as a child, that's how.
1:14:06
But Prince was still there right there. No Prince, Prince danced off as
1:14:13
a child artist that Prince was hot when Mike was hot. Mike still reached
1:14:17
this fucking level of nobody might did it a lot longer, That's what I'm
1:14:21
saying, Like, that's that's Aliah never got to a point of like because
1:14:28
she died young. She was like in her early twenties, but what she
1:14:31
was never like it's just that you were young, so you don't remember.
1:14:36
Yes, she was even two years apart. It ain't years. Must be
1:14:41
a fucking nigga. I remember the day that Leah died on the tulet crying,
1:14:45
well you princess, princess, that was I was in love with that
1:14:58
girl. You know. That's fine, So that's that's fine. It just
1:15:01
sounds like, she was extremely big and Keenan's with you. She was extremely
1:15:06
big. She was extremely big, you know what. I made the argument
1:15:11
that her career would have took a turn if she was still alive because of
1:15:15
who she was hanging out with. Hmm, yeah it was already yeah,
1:15:19
yeah, no, yeah no yeah, why mm. She was like A
1:15:26
and R Kelly And so if anything to give, if she was closest to
1:15:32
when she died, it probably would have boost something like oh my god,
1:15:35
she was a victim. They used her, they manipulated, they groomed her,
1:15:41
so if anything, she would have got more. And she's pretty spears.
1:15:43
You're also that's not gonna work out. Well, we don't know that
1:15:46
because then hapychools have worked out with dam nigga? What do you mean,
1:15:49
who's worked out for like just just look, just look, just look.
1:15:55
Oh yeah, look, it hasn't worked out for nobody. And jay Z
1:15:59
was already doing it. He did it with Beyonce. Jay Z separated himself
1:16:01
from yeah exactly, So now put jay Z and Beyonce together, Jay and
1:16:06
Beyond are going away farther than what are you talking about? Day the land
1:16:11
date. I don't even know what got here just saying because like you're saying
1:16:15
that she was she was gonna take away from Beyonce shine. I don't know,
1:16:19
gained her shine, not take away from them. She would have had
1:16:21
to gained it. She would have had it. She did. She was
1:16:26
gaining it with her without a LEAs what she was very clearly, like I
1:16:30
said, it was like watching Lebron in Saint Mary's. Yeah, like now
1:16:34
we gotta go on our hands, Like there's just some things are deniable.
1:16:41
We know, we know cars at Oak Hill, Lebron said, Saint Mary's
1:16:44
going crazy. Yeah, that doesn't make Carmelo, doesn't make Carmelo lesson agoat
1:16:49
just not stopping this Lebron's drain. It is what it is. He didn't
1:16:51
win any rings. Just look at the company that got bro That tells you
1:16:56
everything that in my mind tells you everything you need to know. Kind of
1:17:00
it's definitely different because because again it started off Eliah's company was when she was
1:17:06
a child. She Dame Dashed until she died. But but it started off
1:17:14
as a child. But they were together, and Dash were together and so
1:17:18
was her and r Kelly was together. That I'm talking about too bad,
1:17:21
that's too bad. I'm not about I'm talking about who she went together.
1:17:27
They would not have been helpful to her career. Now had they stayed together,
1:17:30
possibly, possibly they could have broken up and she they could have went
1:17:34
separate ways. But again we don't know because she died. Okay, fair
1:17:40
enough, we don't know what agree to disagree, That's how it works.
1:17:44
Disagree to have another take off would have been the biggest migo it could have
1:17:48
been. We don't know. We don't know. That opportunity was stolen from
1:17:53
because Junior killed him and he got rats in his pool. Beyonce, as
1:17:58
Beyonce does the mute Child, I hope she thinks about Aliah and l She
1:18:01
wouldn't be here moment. Every time she does, you tell you just thank
1:18:09
you to be here, thank you? That's wild. Okay, who tells
1:18:14
you I wouldn't be here? Everybody looking behind everybody? Okay, moment of
1:18:21
moment, thanks for paving the way for me, and they just go back
1:18:27
to sacrifice. That was my mix. Okay, Mike, have you seen
1:18:44
these animes? How not to summon the demon Lord Berserk Jarblish jobless reincarnation a
1:18:51
comic got killed? Okay, Okay, whoever that is, they're too good
1:18:57
of a beater and they're deep deep in it. I heard, I want
1:19:00
to watch. I want to read. I've heard of but comic Got Killed
1:19:05
and watch them. I heard, but I heard I really want to read
1:19:10
and watch Berserk is supposed to be really good. I'll save that for myself.
1:19:15
A good singing and see what's up. I need all you animate niggas
1:19:21
to like, I need to study done for what. I don't know.
1:19:27
I just need to figure out what it is, you know what I mean?
1:19:29
It's good, it's good storytelling, but it's not about the storytelling.
1:19:33
I don't know what. I can't articulate what I'm trying to say. I
1:19:41
think it's just takes some time and think about it, like I just need
1:19:45
I need to. I'll explain adults, it's so in depth into cartoons.
1:19:49
Yeah, but they're not. But but like that's that's like the base level,
1:19:54
like like that's pretty much like like why you you know what made me
1:19:57
think it is? Because I thought about this the other d I was watching
1:20:06
what What Just Happened? He thought about it? I was watching What Number
1:20:15
was that? We watched it with quit the other day, the movie The
1:20:18
faster, faster one. Right, I'm watching this movie seventeen seventeen seventeen,
1:20:26
you would number. No, I really don't, because I walked in on
1:20:28
them watching it. He was like, no, shiver, Yeah, yeah,
1:20:35
was this appoint when to Get Back from Space? No? I never
1:20:38
seen it. So I'm watching it and I'm like, Okay, I get
1:20:43
you know. They're like, this is bad movies, YadA. Yeah,
1:20:45
I'm like, these niggas watch anime with characters whose mouth don't even move,
1:20:53
but they talk about bad acting. Like in my mind, it doesn't they
1:20:56
don't coure like that. You can't separate the two for me. You know,
1:21:00
it's like how do you say, Like you can you can watch anime
1:21:02
and like take it as not real, right and like think about it as
1:21:06
anime. But you can't watch a movie and like think about the actors in
1:21:11
the movie, you know what I mean? Because anime is like fantasy,
1:21:16
like Fast but Fast and Furious started. I mean maybe that's the problem is
1:21:19
Fast and Furious was supposed to be like real. Then it's gone into like
1:21:24
but if you watch the first one, That's what I'm saying, Like a
1:21:28
movie is a movie. It's all fake it's all imagination, all hold on
1:21:31
picture. Yes, the movie is the movies all fake, But we started
1:21:34
off with a series that started off it's about street racing, correct, and
1:21:39
now it has ballooned into cars and niggas in super He should have been dead.
1:21:46
It's a fantasy though, it's it's fan but it's gotten so widely disturbingly.
1:21:54
You have motherfuckers that shoot fireballs. Cartoon, it's all, it's all
1:21:59
it's a tain entertainment. It's it's all fake entertainment, entertainment. So it's
1:22:04
it's it's why do you put real life implications on fashion? Because for the
1:22:10
from the rip, because I know it's to me, this is a real
1:22:14
place that can make a ten second car, and this is a thing that
1:22:17
don't exist and these are not real people, places or things. The movie
1:22:23
isn't real either, Yeah, but it's it's supposed to be setting real places
1:22:28
Brazil, it's Tokyo. But yeah, but like but now we're not doing
1:22:36
street raisers in Brazil. We're in space with Ludicrous. It's he it's a
1:22:43
take like yeah, yeah, niggas aren't pulling safe out of the ball,
1:22:45
but it's real. It's not real. It's all fakes because it's a movie,
1:22:49
but it's supposed to be real. Who said it is supposed to be
1:22:53
real? No one's ever said it supposed to be real. It's literally a
1:22:56
fake movie. It's niggas acting acting is fake. Niggas are that's O this
1:23:01
I'm saying. I see, I understand what you're saying. It's all fake,
1:23:05
but it's not a fantasy movie a real course. Yeah, okay,
1:23:10
it's like watching like Mike and like it's it's real people faking instead of somebody
1:23:15
drawing characters faking. No, yes, I think it's I think it's about
1:23:23
the honesty of how fake this is animes resented to you. We know,
1:23:28
nigga, come on, like we know this is this is like that's like
1:23:31
watching like Mike and be like, hey, Tom Cambridge should be able to
1:23:35
cross like Alan. Yes, because fantasy. No, it's in the movie
1:23:42
movie in general. No, no, no, no, it would be
1:23:46
like if like Mike started out as like Mike, he's playing back. Okay,
1:24:00
look and think about any movie. He's just thinking about any like take
1:24:02
Off, Fast and any movie. It's fixing. It's fantasy. Somebody's thought
1:24:06
creep. It's all fucking Black Panther, whatever, kick any movie you want,
1:24:12
it's all fake. One is just we know going into it it's fake.
1:24:15
So why can't you fathom what we watched? When you participate, he's
1:24:21
saying he can fathom, And he's saying, why can't you fathom fast and
1:24:24
furious? I can fathom. No, you say this ship is too unrealistic.
1:24:29
It's fake like no one's gonna jump out the car and swing. Yeah,
1:24:33
Minna shoot him. It's not about realistic. I'm talking about this ship
1:24:39
ain't good. It ain't good. It's bad. Why it's not. No,
1:24:44
it's not the time about why it's good? Because why is it it's
1:24:47
good? Because no, No, it's not good because number one, none
1:24:53
of these niggas are good actors. Let's start all the top. How is
1:24:57
it? How is it? How is a cartoon character's mouth doesn't move?
1:25:00
A good actor? Mike, because because that's what he likes. No,
1:25:02
it's the voice actor. You watch something that's not English with mouths that don't
1:25:08
move, How's that can act move? They do move? Nigga, your
1:25:12
fucking mouth move like this When it's not it's not because it's not. It's
1:25:19
written in one language and transition to another language. So the mouse aren't gonna
1:25:25
be in sak. What are we doing? How do you make a drawing?
1:25:28
Fucking character's mouth move? Michael? You open up, You draw one
1:25:31
panel where the mouth is closed, and then you draw another one open.
1:25:36
That's what gets you the moment. It's all fake, is my point?
1:25:43
Is none of it's good acting nowhere across the board. It's fake. It's
1:25:47
all fake. If you want to say that it's all fake, sure,
1:25:51
If you want to see the acting is bad, fine, But I'll tell
1:25:54
you right this. The storytelling is good. The it seems are vague.
1:25:59
The story it's fake, but the stories are good. It's good storytelling.
1:26:04
It's good character development. It's good. It's good themes. He likes the
1:26:09
stories between and he likes the story. One story, what story? The
1:26:13
story? I think. I see how you put real life implications, and
1:26:24
listen, I agree you put real life, you put real life. Uh,
1:26:28
you already went over this. You put real life logic to one and
1:26:32
not the other. Like, don't put real life log to any of it.
1:26:35
It's all just fucking for fun. Bro. I understand some fun,
1:26:39
but I can't say it's not bad. Your reasons for saying it's bad.
1:26:43
That's what I'm telling you. The actors is not good because he's not really
1:26:48
a fucking boxer, because no, the movie is not good because the movie
1:26:53
elements are not good. The acting is not good, the story is not
1:26:58
well. How is the acting good in the anime mics? Here? Forget
1:27:00
about a cup that's good? Acting was video? He's like, I believe
1:27:09
that that nasty fucker. And how's the burning? In hell? How's the
1:27:12
acting getting anime? Like? You know what you did? Oh yeah,
1:27:16
yeah, yeah, think about it anyway, So do we have another question?
1:27:23
We have loads of question really, we just we we come from there.
1:27:28
Listen, my point being the reason that we have that you pick and
1:27:31
choose when you want to judge something like based off its quality. But I
1:27:36
mean, but that's everything. You don't see the quality in it because you
1:27:40
don't want to see the quality. But they don't have a problem with anime,
1:27:43
nigga. You every time we bring up everything like twelve, yeah,
1:27:46
I think it's childish. I'm a problem with you. I think it's childish,
1:27:48
and I think believe watching if you were fourteen watching it, I wouldn't
1:27:53
say, what do you do what you want to. And I'm trying to
1:27:56
understand why you watch this ship and get it a table like this ship is
1:27:59
all it's like watching Star Trek and that that's I think that's c's whole thing.
1:28:02
That's my point. It's like, you get entertained for ship that's made
1:28:04
for kids, but you're mad about me watching a movie because you get entertained
1:28:10
by for kids. It's not for kids, because this anime doesn't even not
1:28:15
for kids. For kids, Mike anime is originally made for kids. That's
1:28:24
the basis of anime. It's like, hey, you know what, kid,
1:28:26
you're freaking niggas like you turning into porn. But it's we're gonna like
1:28:33
some fast and furious porn parodies out there. What it's not. You don't
1:28:39
think, You don't can't imagine that there's porno. Now, we gotta imagine.
1:28:43
But there's a fact for what he said. We gotta imagine. We'll
1:28:45
give me ten minutes. Ten minutes time, don Toretto fucking an Asian woman.
1:28:50
God, nobody that's a sister. Because the thing we're family, good
1:29:02
Asian, good nigga family. There's Asians, there's one, there's two Asians
1:29:10
in that movie what about You Drift? All the Asians whole country. Everybody
1:29:17
was agent except for bow Wow with the white the white dude from Friday Night
1:29:20
Lights. Oh, he wasn't it. I just said then he wasn't the
1:29:26
white man. He wasn't. That was the white one though, was fire.
1:29:31
I'm just saying all of it. If you just look at it all
1:29:34
as entertainment, then you stop judging it from the eyes. We gotta stop
1:29:40
taking everythinghich is why I take in your top five. We're talking about what
1:29:43
the Fast and Furious Fast and Furious is just like, all right, let
1:29:47
me ask you, what's your favorite sports movie? My favorite sports movie?
1:29:51
Hm? Hmm, giants? Do is it? Remember the titles? It
1:29:56
might be actually not Friday Night Lights. I can't say them niggas sucked at
1:30:01
football. They were horrible at football. How can you like that? Movi?
1:30:04
Weren't they undefeated? That? Them acting football was terrible? How do
1:30:09
you like that movie? Because the story, the story was good, It
1:30:12
was a good heart warming story, and it was good acting. Denzel watched
1:30:15
it. They weren't good actor. They sucked at playing football acting saying their
1:30:21
lines in the movie. Don't you do this the greatest ever. So I'm
1:30:26
talking about the rest of the movie. Furious is bad because vince Vin Diesel
1:30:30
wasn't driving them cars. You didn't really didn't drive them cars. It's bad
1:30:34
acting. You see how I was bad at football. He wasn't driving.
1:30:41
You see how I can like appreciate all of it and you pick and choose
1:30:44
something you want to. I appreciate all of it. Now you don't.
1:30:46
Why not I appreciate the movie? You remember the Titans? Next question?
1:30:53
Next one, I like, did Shane Gillis joke about remember those are my
1:30:57
brothers? Wait? Wait the high school team is for those white brothers?
1:31:04
Yeah, I gotta watch that special on Netflix. Hell yeah, I gotta
1:31:08
watch that too. Damn I'm gonna get you. I mean I'm gonna get
1:31:15
you, and then you're gonna like it, and you're gonna be expunt to
1:31:20
think about all the bullshit y'all. I mean you, and you said,
1:31:26
youn't even listened to this ship, so we ain't been sinsuing there ain't nothing
1:31:29
to think about to bring some old ship. Yeah, you know the mind.
1:31:32
Yes, I wasn't listening on me notin' here. Please, I hate
1:31:39
that my dad wasn't there for my greatest sports slash athletic moments. What was
1:31:44
it? Where were your parents at during your biggest games? Now? I
1:31:46
want to know what was the moment. What was the moment is like you
1:31:55
finally got in and you got a tackle funk off, Oh my greatest I
1:32:03
don't know my parents were my parents weren't My parents are always at the games.
1:32:08
Yeah, there's a first little games as I played in, they were
1:32:11
at them. Yeah. I play any of my tennis matches, my all
1:32:15
my games, I'm pretty sure somebody from my family was there my parents.
1:32:17
Either my mom was there, my dad was was there or both of them.
1:32:20
I know when I have my catch against City, that's probably my best
1:32:24
highlight and I had to jump man. My one highlight is when I had
1:32:26
the tackle for loss. Nice, That's that's all I got. I had
1:32:30
my best basketball game when my mom wasn't there because she was bad. You
1:32:35
Yeah, was the stands screaming like I'm trying to play basketball, Mom,
1:32:44
I'm trying to hoop. I can only hear your voice, please, I
1:32:53
can't hear the coach folding in front of your mom. That's not the play.
1:33:01
I'm setting the screen on this play. That's not the right sport.
1:33:06
Do something anything. I'm on offense. M. I still remember when you
1:33:17
were talking about Brandy's customer service. Boy, I gotta hear that this week
1:33:30
great for me. Next question, any random slash obscure famous people from you
1:33:39
guys? Uh? From where you guys are from? I just found out
1:33:43
my dad went to high school with Chris Child's, the basketballer. I guess
1:33:47
well. I had been informed at some point that the intercontinental champion. Yeah,
1:33:54
d little brown it's from good Old not only my time, it was
1:33:59
just from me, but from my neighborhood recently. Yeah, like shout out,
1:34:05
you made the pot art for it, Breling. He just won American
1:34:09
Music or American Country Music Award. Oh yeah, yeah, really from Brownson.
1:34:14
Uh it's illegal what he's opening? What? Oh? Never mind?
1:34:21
Okay, who else us? You're the most famous people from Brownton at this
1:34:30
current moment. Yes, nobody else matters, nobody. Let me look it
1:34:35
up. I'm sure as a look at you, notable champion, you're continental.
1:34:43
This is from CM. I don't think it's a question. I'll say
1:34:45
it anyway. Yo. I just want to give props to Mike. His
1:34:48
memory when it comes to TV shows and as we saw, video games and
1:34:53
movies is ridiculous. This man can pull out quotations from them like it's nothing.
1:34:57
I can't even remember the last movie I saw. Still support the pod
1:35:00
and keep it up. Thanks clearly the niggas on the spectrum. Yes,
1:35:03
yes, obviously, Yeah that's all I did. Yeah, that's all I
1:35:08
did. Ooh oh what the hell? Oh what? Oh? That's it?
1:35:21
And you know, oh, look at that. Cuesback was listening to
1:35:26
the network. Q was talking about watching the church burn down, and it
1:35:29
reminded me of when I was in elementary school. The firehouse and my town
1:35:31
burned down under mysterious that cannot be explained circumstances. It was one hundred percent
1:35:39
arson slash tax fraud, but everyone in my town just looked the other way
1:35:42
because the firehouse was old, really shitty and the new one was really cool.
1:35:47
Okay, any stories where someone pulled some shady shit, Any stories where
1:35:54
someone pulled some shady shit and everyone let it slide. So wait, the
1:35:57
firehouse caught on fire. Mm hmm, wow, think about that. What
1:36:02
do we do? The trucks burned down? Now, I don't know,
1:36:11
somebody call the fire department the next town over. Somebody did some shady ship.
1:36:18
Everyone let us slide or Kelly, Yes, yeah, shady ship.
1:36:26
Oh mm hm, that's true. Yeah, I can't think of nothing like
1:36:30
not not like personally. Yeah, there's one time I don't mm hmmm hmmm,
1:36:41
sorry drawing a blank. These questions are killing me, oh said,
1:36:48
Has anyone on the pods seeing their grandparents fall in the whole ordeal? Do
1:36:54
y'all worry about falling when as you get older? Down when I'm when I
1:37:00
tried to do that cartweld nigga, Oh that's different, bake. Yeah,
1:37:03
I don't know what I don't have. I'm not even trying to be funny.
1:37:06
I thought I could do it. I thought I I thought I could
1:37:10
do it. But what shut the funk up? I thought I could do
1:37:15
it? What in the past years have made you think you could do that?
1:37:17
Did you even do cart Worlds as a kid? Yeah? Ego,
1:37:21
that made me think I could do it. A couple of weeks ago,
1:37:26
he tried that. Mm hmm. Almost became a potato a potato. Mm
1:37:33
hmmm, you all go to hell? You almost went oh my god.
1:37:42
Mm hmm busting your ass. I thought I could do it. Where were
1:37:51
you at I was in the backyard of my house. Who it's not important,
1:37:58
Yes it is. This is what I think it is. Yes,
1:38:02
you know what he's trying to show up. We should make that a goal.
1:38:08
You should make that a goal. Him doing a cartwheel, yes,
1:38:11
okay, yeah, because that would make me mean I had to try more
1:38:15
cartwheels. Yeah, and after that first one, I'm good. Just more
1:38:19
of you getting active. But my boy's been swimming, relaxed, very nice.
1:38:27
He swam. Okay, swimming, bitch, thank's getting assaulted on this
1:38:39
Listen, I think guys listening to that listener, huh, I gave you,
1:38:43
no, I give you listen. You know I love that ship.
1:38:45
But do more. I want to see more? All right? Who on
1:38:50
the pod fancies himself a good driver, but in reality it's far from the
1:38:55
truth. I don't know. I don't drive with anybody else. I know
1:38:59
I'm good drive. I only got in one accident. It wasn't my fault.
1:39:02
So I've got multiple and none of them were which is crazy. I
1:39:08
got it. One of it was my fault. It was your fault.
1:39:11
What did you do? Okay? No, one picked you as a good
1:39:15
driver. That's okay. Yeah, why, I just don't think anyone's bad.
1:39:21
If you had to pick somebody in the group that you would definitely say
1:39:25
is not the good driver. Who would you like me? If we had
1:39:28
to pick the wakest. I don't ever want to drive anywhere because I don't
1:39:31
want to across the bridge because I'm lazy. Yeah, that would probably make
1:39:36
me the worst. I ubered because I didn't think I can said my truck
1:39:42
is too big parallel. I am not. I'm not. I will go
1:39:51
out of my way to avoid doing that. You got a back of camera,
1:39:54
bro, It's easy now I have a backup. No, you had
1:39:59
to bet. No, you had the backup camera when you was uber and
1:40:02
gover. No, that was a parking issue because it would never be no
1:40:08
parking spaces over there, That is true, but especially on the street where
1:40:12
I was going to I would still there was no spots with the cheese steaks.
1:40:16
Yea, they did no parking over there. They never do. Mm
1:40:21
hmmm. I don't know, man, it's sucking on the balcony during vacation.
1:40:29
Overrated or underrated. I don't know. I'm not doing that. Ship
1:40:31
having sex outside is definitely raided, Like what raiding? Yeah, so it's
1:40:39
underrated. No, I ain't gonna say, do you plan to do it
1:40:42
on the cruise? If I had a balcony under the ship? Yeah?
1:40:47
Yeah, no, bro started a one. It does. I've seen that.
1:40:56
I was like, what the fucking it's because I like, it's a
1:41:00
smaller cruise ship and that ship booked up. I just picked. I picked
1:41:06
cold and probably you're gonna have cold dust coming into the room. Bro,
1:41:16
Listen, I wish it wasn't on the first floor. I'm like, God,
1:41:19
damn, I would be swimming with nemo facts. But I'll be down
1:41:25
there with him. But yeah, those were the only ones that was left.
1:41:30
How wait, lady, did y'all book for y'all? We booked this
1:41:32
ship last year? Last year year, and those were the only rooms available
1:41:35
because you picture room. Yeah damn you could have upgraded, right, it
1:41:40
just would cause bread Yeah exactly, already paid. Fuck I don't know how
1:41:43
much for the you paid for double occupacy, so you're paying for two people.
1:41:49
It's not like I by myself and it's just fucking me. Sorry,
1:41:56
you could have invited me next. Have you ever sung to a girl to
1:42:09
woo her. Or Mike's definitely, well, I want I know you did
1:42:19
it. Absolutely No, he was in Bobby Valentino. I was like Jones,
1:42:29
It's definitely Donald Jones. Uh. Then the second part was water go
1:42:33
to methods, go to methods to seduce women. Says for example, I
1:42:39
personally have recited Shakespeare to a girl. Oh, that's no way that I
1:42:45
know you dried up her pussy so fast, like middle school had even up
1:42:50
her little middle aged school pussy so or maybe she's just going for the Shakespearean
1:42:56
one. You know what I do? I just act like I don't want
1:42:59
Tom tried it up? Please it up? Christ She's like I never felt
1:43:10
it before. What is this feeling of undesired? Yeah? I just act
1:43:14
like I don't want them. Works every time. M This sounds somewhat familiar.
1:43:19
Listener from Kansas City. I assume I appreciate the good vibes. Y'all
1:43:24
always provide whether I'm working, cooking, et cetera. Keep it up,
1:43:28
fellas question, have you ever met a white girl who was only interested Jesus
1:43:32
was getting late interested in you because you're black. I met a girl in
1:43:36
college who claimed to be Wow, full circle what something. However, she
1:43:42
only fucked with black dudes but didn't discriminate between girls. At first, I
1:43:47
thought it was a dub for me, but she made the fact seem like
1:43:51
her personality trait. Oh that's weird. Yeah, I mean I've seen those
1:43:57
girls. Yeah, I've seen that. I don't think nobody lot of those
1:44:00
girls. Yeah, there's no one that I can think of that she's because
1:44:04
I'm black, but i'm but also I don't really entertain white women. That's
1:44:10
true. It's unfortunately the cruise by yourself, she would have paid for the
1:44:23
cruise. You would be going for free. A man, you're gonna have
1:44:26
your chance. Nothing but milk on this boat. You know, there's a
1:44:29
couple of things on the board. I can't like you know what I'm saying.
1:44:31
Nah, Like so like our cruise, Like somebody made a Facebook group
1:44:35
and I was going through, Like you saw the group already. Yeah,
1:44:39
milk, it's can any decent movies like anything, It's it's it's all like
1:44:44
middle age milk hold young ones on your Facebook. I mean, you got
1:44:47
to think about where you'll going. Yeah, exactly, Italy. We're going
1:44:50
to Italy. The boat is from Italy. Yeah, there's about to be
1:44:57
a lot of by man, we're not going somewhere hot. It is gonna
1:45:04
be hot. Well, it's gonna be warm degrees out there. Okay,
1:45:10
yep, they aren't going well the hot young singles exactly, singles near you
1:45:15
hot so hot young singles in Sicily, get those ads on the boat.
1:45:20
I'm trying to go to see No hairy army tanger excuse me, you knowing
1:45:28
the fuck old white woman on this A lot of yeah, a lot of
1:45:30
hairy arms out there, Spain, Greece's just Italy. Heard some good it
1:45:35
gets cold and winter's the little furry out there. You know what I'm saying.
1:45:39
You know what I'm saying. That's what I heard. That's what I
1:45:41
heard. I believe you packed. That's puck you block out pack going.
1:45:51
We're still going. Yeah, So last one, Yeah, last one.
1:45:56
M J. We never asked that question. Oh asking Yeah, I forgot
1:46:00
it. Wait wait wait, like formed it right now? No, he's
1:46:08
I heard him say it. And then it's like, uh, oh was
1:46:13
this Yeah, you can't do it, I would say, y'all can't believe
1:46:17
this was something when you were younger, Yeah, something you thought when you
1:46:25
were younger and you realized it was stupid when you got older. Yeah,
1:46:29
something being old, What did you say with you? I know, what
1:46:36
did you say with your No? Wait, every time a car crashes it
1:46:40
blows up? Yeah, like from movie from because something you believed as a
1:46:45
kid that when you got older you realized. Because I legit when somebody hit
1:46:48
our car that was parked in front of our house, I ran, I
1:46:54
ran from the and I thought it was going to blow up. Duck behind
1:46:58
it, the terminator too, and movies like that or car crash it was
1:47:01
an explosion, fair enough. Yeah, something that you believe when you were
1:47:10
younger that you gott don't realize that's stupid. Do you remember the show Zoids?
1:47:14
Yeah, but the I was dumb enough to believe that that was gonna
1:47:17
be real. I don't know how. Someone was like, yeah, my
1:47:20
uncle's working on this R and D project. I was like, wow,
1:47:25
really that's amazing obviously hm too good to be true. Mm hmmm. Keen
1:47:35
as yours, Zoe you want to want? Oh? I mean no,
1:47:40
I realized then that day was stupid. Boarding school. No, Jamie Lynn
1:47:45
spears, that's not what we're talking about. Oh, my god, I'm
1:47:47
talking about boarding school. That's cues realizing the boarding school want to want not
1:47:54
at all? Where's the women? Where's the bitches? Where's the blonde girl?
1:48:05
They promised me one girl preded what's going on? And latina blonde girl?
1:48:13
I need something, somebody said, shrumps. I think, uh,
1:48:18
maybe like being younger and not realizing what like how they mean? Like high
1:48:24
school look like everybody's walking around like varcy jackets and ship, the cheerleaders walking
1:48:28
around with the cheerleading offits on every episode and you ain't got no o the
1:48:31
clothes, bitch? What the funky? That's That's not how things or how
1:48:34
they know how they were like partied in high school? Yeah, when you
1:48:39
were a kid, like ex actual party in high school on TV, like
1:48:42
everyone has to like watching can't hardly Wait and thinking high school parties are going
1:48:45
to be like that watching what Ship? I don't parties can't hardly wait?
1:48:53
Yeah, that party was insane. I don't know what you're talking. I
1:48:56
don't know what that is. So fucking teen movie is a classic. Man
1:49:01
general loved hewittt. How old was she in that you didn't love? It?
1:49:05
Came out in ninety eight, So I was five. Yeah, I
1:49:10
was okay, they didn't the movie didn't stay in nineteen eighty eight, Yes
1:49:15
it did. Yeah, but I mean I've never heard of it. No
1:49:17
one ever brought that one up to you. I heard that one. That's
1:49:19
one of the top We put it in the top teen movies. That's it
1:49:23
there, all dating high school musical. Everybody's gonna be on. You said
1:49:30
you had a question. Mine was, can you remember a time that you
1:49:35
pissed your parents off? The most we did question. We just did that
1:49:41
last week. I think you asked that like every week. We've answered that
1:49:45
about ten times, talking about like your mom hit you in the dick and
1:49:47
ship. Yeah, yes, yeah, I think I asked you that question.
1:49:51
Yeah, we heard your story. Yeah, and then you're trying to
1:49:56
reminisce over that dick head. It was traumatic, man, it was to
1:50:00
unpack that again. Now Mike only is getting hitting his dick whisper into that
1:50:05
cup. Did she hit you and call you princess? Mm hmm? Anybody
1:50:14
have it? We're not ready to talk about that for week two. I
1:50:16
didn't have time to think about I didn't have yet to think about what you're
1:50:19
having talked about maybe something popped in your head. I got one, Well,
1:50:24
we gotta do it. Well, you gotta get us out of here
1:50:27
first. I got one a question. Somebody remember we're not ready to talk
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about Discord. Make a Discord channel for it. Oh god, yeah,
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alright, gosh, you don't know what the flame flam time it is.
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It's your boys, not that serious podcast. Make sure you check us out
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on all socials at the NTS part on Twitter, Instagram, all that good
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stuff for on Discord YouTube. Check us out there. We're trying to hit
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ten k. Make sure sure you uh get all the listening platforms Patreon and
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give us some of that sweet sweet What are we talking about money? That's
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damn it right, Sure you do all that there and them then there and
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the po box two po box two seven six and Brouns in New Jersey zip
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code zero eight zero one six. Tell a friend to tell one more friend,
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to tell one more friend again, and I think that is it.
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We will see y'all next week, same time, same place. Piece of
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Rooney. Shout out to whoever asked that question. Asking my back was all
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right, thanks for looking out. I don't know because I was stretching.
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They were like, is he okay? Is he fine? Yeah, I'm
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okay, Michael fucking relax in the chair. Nigga, I can't. It's
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the best podcast, man, Yeah, I know what you got, what
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I got. I feel like we mm hmmm. I feel like we put
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too much value on pets. We're not ready to talk about that. No,
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you just hate dogs, anti pet Michael