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Meat Potatoes and A 6 Foot Nutcracker · Mikey and Bob

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Speaker 1: Welcome to the 96.1 Kiss Morning Freak Show.
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Speaker 2: Uh-oh.
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Speaker 1: I got the frowny face on the computer. Oh, that's not.
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Speaker 3: I just realized that, yeah. The frowny face isn't good.
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Speaker 3: That's not good.
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Speaker 1: Are we on? Is the station working right now? Hello?
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Speaker 3: Yeah, I got frowny face, dude. It never goes frowny face.
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Speaker 3: When it goes frowny face, something went wrong.
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Speaker 4: Right?
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Speaker 2: Yeah.
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Speaker 3: Like our system actually tells us if things are going
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Speaker 3: bad by either smiley face or frowny face, it is
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Speaker 3: a yellow face, which now is looking like you might
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Speaker 3: have a problem. That's the look the yellow face is
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Speaker 3: giving me. And also there's a blinking red light behind.
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Speaker 3: You might have a problem. Smiley face.
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Speaker 1: Yeah. We're at red light.
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Speaker 2: Yeah.
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Speaker 3: It's looking at me like something's going wrong. Well, yesterday
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Speaker 3: we started the show and, uh, You know, we had
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Speaker 3: some engineering in here doing things with the studio that
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Speaker 3: we broadcast out of. And yesterday the show started and
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Speaker 3: our voices were like pitched down. It was really, by
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Speaker 3: the way, I came in this morning and that's all
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Speaker 3: the messages were about.
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Speaker 4: Mikey, Bob.
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Speaker 5: Yep.
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Speaker 1: Oh my goodness.
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Speaker 6: I was just catching up on the podcast on my
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Speaker 6: way home and I really thought I was losing it for.
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Speaker 1: The beginning of the show.
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Speaker 7: I was like, their voices are not right.
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Speaker 1: Yeah. I was like, slow down. Is this like central
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Speaker 1: Mikey and Bob?
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Speaker 7: Is that what's happening? We're pitching it down.
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Speaker 1: It was.
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Speaker 2: Yeah.
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Speaker 8: And then I like, obviously after the first commercial break,
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Speaker 8: like when you guys came back, explain what happened, but
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Speaker 8: it really threw me through a loop.
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Speaker 2: Yeah.
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Speaker 1: All right. Funny as hell.
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Speaker 4: Love you guys.
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Speaker 2: Yeah.
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Speaker 3: It was a weird start to the show yesterday. So
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Speaker 3: then I came in here this morning and, um, I
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Speaker 3: basically I tell our control board, hey, 96 one kiss.
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Speaker 3: That is what's going to broadcast out of this studio today.
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Speaker 3: And then I hit this little button and all the
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Speaker 3: screens in the studio go to 96 one kiss logo.
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Speaker 1: Right, right.
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Speaker 3: Yeah, I did that this morning three different times. Every
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Speaker 3: time I've done it, the penguins logo has come up.
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Speaker 3: which isn't a big deal, which isn't a big deal.
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Speaker 3: Usually maybe it's just telling us, Hey, get ready. Penguin
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Speaker 3: sees around court. But now I'm thinking everything we say
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Speaker 3: on the show, because we, we are a very video
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Speaker 3: heavy show. We like to put clips out of our show.
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Speaker 3: We can't put clips out of our show with the
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Speaker 3: penguins logo in the back.
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Speaker 1: Uh, yeah.
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Speaker 3: And the frowny face is concerning. The frowny face might be.
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Speaker 3: And that it's flashing red. And the penguin logo might
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Speaker 3: actually be the least of our worries right now.
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Speaker 1: All right.
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Speaker 3: Well, hopefully everybody can hear us, and hopefully we can
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Speaker 3: stay on the air until 10 a.m.
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Speaker 1: This morning. It's Mikey and Bob.
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Speaker 3: 96.1.
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Speaker 9: Kiss.
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Speaker 1: Let's get to this message. It's our buddy Bobo the mailman. Morning, boys.
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Speaker 1: Bobo the mailman here. There he is. I would love
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Speaker 1: to have one of those ducks, each of those ducks.
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Speaker 2: Oh, ducks, yeah.
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Speaker 1: I feel like deviating off the hill and coming down.
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Speaker 1: On your way home, stop at the post office to
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Speaker 1: Bobo Jeep. I have a Jeep, too. Oh, he's got
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Speaker 1: a Jeep?
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Speaker 2: In the back.
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Speaker 4: Nice.
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Speaker 1: Be more happy to duck me. I would love it. Careful.
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Speaker 4: Have a great day, boys.
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Speaker 1: All right, Bobo the mailman. All right.
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Speaker 3: Yeah, thanks again to our friends over at the C.
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Speaker 1: Harper Auto Group. They made these Mikey and Bob C.
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Speaker 3: Harper Jeep ducks that we're handing out to people, I guess,
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Speaker 3: putting them on Jeeps and everything. By the way, I
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Speaker 3: had a home delivery yesterday.
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Speaker 1: Nice lady. Three younger girls show up to the house.
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Speaker 3: Knock.
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Speaker 1: I'm not there. Got the ring camera. I see they
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Speaker 1: left something. I get home.
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Speaker 3: There's four little Jeep ducks sitting there waiting for me.
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Speaker 3: So her name's Nicole. She lives down the street from me, right?
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Speaker 3: She brought her three girls over. So I sent her
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Speaker 3: a message on Instagram. I said, hey, let me walk
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Speaker 3: back down. I got these C. Harper, Mikey, and Bob
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Speaker 3: Jeep ducks for you. She said, no, don't worry about it.
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Speaker 3: I'm coming right back. So her and the girls came
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Speaker 3: back over, and I gave them each one of our
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Speaker 3: Jeep ducks. Now, two of the girls picked the cowboy
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Speaker 3: Jeep duck.
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Speaker 4: Oh, yeah.
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Speaker 3: That's like yours with the cowboy hat. And then one
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Speaker 3: of them wanted like mine, like the purple duck. But, yes,
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Speaker 3: thank you to Nicole and her girls. You're getting home
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Speaker 3: deliveries now? I'm getting Jeep ducks just left at my
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Speaker 3: front door. You know, people in the neighborhood are just
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Speaker 3: walking Jeep ducks over to me now. So, yes, thank
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Speaker 3: you to our friends over at the C. Harper Auto Group.
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Speaker 3: Bobo the mailman, I don't know. Maybe we'll try to
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Speaker 3: find you. Maybe you'll have a prize on your Jeep
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Speaker 3: one day. Hey, the Pepsi machine that got stolen up
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Speaker 3: on Mount Washington, the Phantom Menace machine, it made the
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Speaker 3: news yesterday. So we'll get into all of this coming
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Speaker 3: up next here. It's Mikey and Bob.
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Speaker 3: I wonder what I'm going to be doing tonight. I
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Speaker 3: don't know what I'm going to be doing later tonight,
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Speaker 3: this evening. You know, what I'm going to.
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Speaker 1: Oh, my gosh. Stay away. Here we go.
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Speaker 3: Oh, it's a big one. This is the most important
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Speaker 3: preseason game, right? The third final one. Is it?
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Speaker 1: I don't know. I mean, maybe for... Sure. Drew Aller
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Speaker 1: will hard.
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Speaker 2: Maybe.
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Speaker 1: I don't know. Either way.
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Speaker 3: I like the last preseason game because... There's some dudes
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Speaker 3: that will never put on a football helmet again that
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Speaker 3: are just going out there being like, let's make some
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Speaker 3: car crashes or I'm going to have to sell insurance.
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Speaker 3: That's why I like it, man. So Steelers out in
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Speaker 3: Buffalo later tonight. It's Mikey and Bob here on 96.1 KISS. Listen,
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Speaker 3: the news has started to talk about the stolen Phantom
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Speaker 3: Menace Pepsi machine that's been up on Mount Washington next
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Speaker 3: to the fire station since 1999 now. But the news
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Speaker 3: is so behind on this story. Like, we know who
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Speaker 3: stole it. The guy told the entire city he was
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Speaker 3: going to steal it, and he just waited everybody out
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Speaker 3: for a couple months. The news doesn't even know the story. Like,
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Speaker 3: they're reporting on it being gone, but they have no
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Speaker 3: clue or filling anybody in on what may have happened. Like,
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Speaker 3: we were talking about this two and a half months
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Speaker 3: ago or whatever on the show. We united the city,
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Speaker 3: and we got to protect this Pepsi machine, which.
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Speaker 1: We failed. We did. All right. This is from WPXI.
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Speaker 12: It's been a hidden gem on Mount Washington for decades.
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Speaker 12: But some people are saying the Star Wars vending machine
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Speaker 12: is different now. So the Phantom Menace promotional vending machine
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Speaker 12: has sat outside Fire Station 27 on Virginia Avenue since 1999.
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Speaker 12: We spoke with some fans who say this is.
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Speaker 1: A completely different machine.
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Speaker 3: All right, now the guy they're going to talk to
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Speaker 3: is Adam Hames from Millville.
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Speaker 6: The original here only had nine buttons as opposed to
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Speaker 6: the ten here.
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Speaker 1: He knows.
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Speaker 6: The change interface is different compared to the original.
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Speaker 1: He knows.
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Speaker 6: And the change for the quarters on the original is
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Speaker 6: on the left side as opposed to the right side.
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Speaker 1: Yeah, this guy knows.
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Speaker 3: The only problem is, dude, Adam, where were you when
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Speaker 3: we needed this protected?
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Speaker 1: Why wasn't he on patrol?
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Speaker 3: By the way, I got sent a video from a
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Speaker 3: Mount Washington Facebook group where somebody was driving by it
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Speaker 3: when they're stealing the thing. Like, I saw it being stolen.
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Speaker 3: And it's like three guys, and they put, like, protective.
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Speaker 1: Stuff on the thing.
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Speaker 3: And somebody's just like, oh, man, they must be working
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Speaker 3: on it.
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Speaker 1: It's like, oh, my God. They stole it in broad day.
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Speaker 11: Nobody stopped this.
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Speaker 3: Just let it happen. Let it walk away. We do
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Speaker 3: need to still figure out legally if we can steal
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Speaker 3: his Pepsi machine now, because that does sound like something
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Speaker 3: that now needs to happen. If he's going to take ours...
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Speaker 3: We should take his, right? Yeah, the one he replaced
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Speaker 3: it with, the hand-painted one.
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Speaker 2: Yeah.
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Speaker 1: Hilarious, by the way. And also, we should steal it.
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Speaker 1: And we should take it. Yeah, we should. I looked
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Speaker 1: it up yesterday, though. Okay.
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Speaker 3: I was really putting some brain power into this. Which,
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Speaker 3: I don't know if you needed to be, but sure. Dude,
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Speaker 3: it was like, They weigh like 600 to 900 pounds,
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Speaker 3: depending on what their insides look like.
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Speaker 1: Yeah. Not loaded with cans or anything. Yeah.
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Speaker 3: They're that heavy, so I don't know what the hell
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Speaker 3: we're going to do. Okay, so we're not lifting that.
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Speaker 3: So we need a crew. We need to assemble a crew.
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Speaker 3: This is the heist we've been waiting for then, right?
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Speaker 1: Oh, man. I think so.
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Speaker 3: Hey, local news, you're so behind on this story. Hope
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Speaker 3: you show us love when we steal the one that's
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Speaker 3: up there now.
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Speaker 3: Slight chance of rain this morning. Should be pretty nice
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Speaker 3: the rest of the day, though. Highs in the low 80s.
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Speaker 3: It's Mikey and Bob here on 96.1 KISS. Buccos lost
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Speaker 3: yesterday evening out in San Diego, 3-0. They've now been
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Speaker 3: shut out more than any team in the majors. They're
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Speaker 3: off today and then three-game series in St.
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Speaker 13: Louis.
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Speaker 3: Tomorrow night, Jared Jones will be pitching for the Buccos.
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Speaker 3: It's Mikey and Bob here on 96.1 KISS. Now, Bob,
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Speaker 3: do you remember yesterday we were reading from the Pittsburgh
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Speaker 3: Police scanner yesterday There was an incident at a laundromat.
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Speaker 1: Where somebody threw a bucket of urine. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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Speaker 2: All right.
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Speaker 3: Let's get to this talkback message here. Talkback messages on
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Speaker 14: Hey, Mikey and Bob.
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Speaker 1: I got to tell you this story.
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Speaker 15: The other day, my partner and I were going out
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Speaker 15: for a romantic date, but we had to swing by
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Speaker 15: and drop off some laundry first.
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Speaker 4: You know, the Trey Laundromat in New Brighton.
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Speaker 13: Oh.
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Speaker 1: Anyways, when we got there, there was this really angry
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Speaker 1: guy there.
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Speaker 16: And all of a sudden, he just dumps this massive
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Speaker 16: bucket of pee everywhere. It was huge.
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Speaker 1: He must have been saving up. You're lying. Anyways, after
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Speaker 1: that trauma, I think I deserve Bruno Mars tickets. Oh,
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Speaker 1: come on. All that for Bruno. No, it's not.
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Speaker 11: No, I don't even.
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Speaker 3: Know if she's telling the truth now, or she just
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Speaker 3: wants to go see Bruno Mars Saturday night at Accra.
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Speaker 17: Sure.
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Speaker 1: I'm not sure.
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Speaker 3: She seemed too upbeat for that to be true. I
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Speaker 3: would imagine a full bucket of pee you would react
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Speaker 3: differently and wouldn't tell the story all up, beat and bubbly.
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Speaker 1: See, I don't know, though.
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Speaker 3: Telling it to your partner, telling it to other family members, yes,
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Speaker 3: but you're telling it to your weird uncles, Mikey and Bob.
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Speaker 3: You might be a little excited to be like, how
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Speaker 3: was there when the guy threw a bucket of pee
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Speaker 3: at the laundromat? Where's my Bruno Mars tickets?
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Speaker 1: No Bruno Mars tickets for you for that. Sorry. Can't
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Speaker 1: do that.
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Speaker 3: By the way, Bob, let's get to what's happening on
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Speaker 3: the Pittsburgh police scanner. Again, it's just a couple of people.
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Speaker 3: They do a great job. They got their own website, pgh-scanner.com.
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Speaker 3: You can follow them on all their socials. It's time
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Speaker 3: to find out what's happening in and around our city.
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Speaker 1: We're downtown. Okay. We're on Pen Ave.
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Speaker 2: All right.
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Speaker 1: We're at Meat and Potatoes.
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Speaker 7: All right.
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Speaker 3: Caller said a woman's walking around Meat and Potatoes showing
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Speaker 3: off her Meat and Potatoes.
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Speaker 1: No. There's no need for that.
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Speaker 3: No, we don't need it. Meat and Potatoes out at
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Speaker 3: Meat and Potatoes. It's a wild move. Ma'am, it's just
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Speaker 3: the name of the restaurant.
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Speaker 1: Put it away. Does it mean we need to see
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Speaker 1: it to serve it?
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Speaker 4: Okay.
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Speaker 3: Put your taters away, ma'am. We don't need to see
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Speaker 3: your meat, ma'am.
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Speaker 1: Okay.
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Speaker 3: Hey, ma'am, you think everybody's at meat and potatoes to
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Speaker 3: see your meat and potatoes?
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Speaker 11: Uh-uh, ma'am. Put them away.
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Speaker 1: So, obviously, somebody called the cops.
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Speaker 3: Oh, yeah.
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Speaker 1: You drink too much, and then you're either way. Clothes
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Speaker 1: come off. Meat and potatoes. Meat and potatoes. That's what's
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Speaker 1: happening in and around our city.
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Speaker 18: Ding!
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Speaker 1: Everybody who does this week is qualified.
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Speaker 3: We've already given away a few hundred dollar gift cards
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Speaker 3: to our friends at Gecko. So, you know, I mean,
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Speaker 3: Labor Day is going to be coming up next week.
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Speaker 3: You're going out of town, fuel up at Gecko. They
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Speaker 3: got all the drinks, all the snacks, all the made
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Speaker 3: to order food. Is that next weekend?
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Speaker 1: Yeah.
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Speaker 4: Are we in it?
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Speaker 13: Yeah.
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Speaker 1: Oh, okay.
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Speaker 2: All right.
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Speaker 1: Okay. Oh, boy.
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Speaker 19: Uh-oh.
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Speaker 4: Watch out.
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Speaker 1: We're a couple days away from somebody's birthday.
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Speaker 2: For real?
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Speaker 1: Not yours.
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Speaker 4: Yeah.
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Speaker 1: September 3rd' s my birthday. That's next Thursday? A week away?
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Speaker 10: Yeah.
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Speaker 6: Yeah.
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Speaker 1: We're a week away. Let's get to a talkback message.
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Speaker 1: It's our buddy, George.
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Speaker 20: Hey, what's going on, fellas? George here, catching up on
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Speaker 20: Wednesday morning's podcast still. Hey, man, if y'all serious about
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Speaker 20: this whole vending machine thing.
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Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah.
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Speaker 20: I drive a box truck with a lift gate, dude.
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Speaker 20: Just say the word, man. Y'all take it easy.
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Speaker 1: I love that we got some listeners that are down
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Speaker 1: to ride. Wait, it's got the automatic lift gate? So
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Speaker 1: we just got to get it to the curb or whatever? Yeah,
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Speaker 1: and then lift it right up there.
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Speaker 3: So we really could go take that other Pepsi machine
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Speaker 3: if we wanted to. But see, I still think the
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Speaker 3: Pepsi machine, the Phantom Menace one up on Mount Washington,
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Speaker 3: I think the replaced one with the cartoon.
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Speaker 1: It's kind of cool, too, though.
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Speaker 3: I don't want to take it, but then again, if
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Speaker 3: we do take it, maybe the other guy will be like,
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Speaker 3: all right.
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Speaker 1: I'll bring the other one back. I want the old
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Speaker 1: one back, just because the old one was special, obviously.
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Speaker 1: I know.
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Speaker 3: The new one, though, the painted one, is cool. It's
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Speaker 3: pretty awesome. Let's all be honest. It's not bad.
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Speaker 1: I want the painted one for our studio in here. Yeah. Well,
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Speaker 1: let's go steal it after the show, then.
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Speaker 3: I'm telling you, man, we got to get in touch
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Speaker 3: with our lawyer friends at Edgar Snyder and Associates. Legally,
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Speaker 3: what trouble could we get in if we get a
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Speaker 3: team together and go steal? I'm paying it over 1999
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Speaker 3: Star Wars Phantom Menace. I don't want to be the
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Speaker 3: bad guys, though, because then if we take it, then
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Speaker 3: people will be like, well, where'd it go?
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Speaker 1: Where'd the other one go?
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Speaker 3: Be like, well, we got it because it was just junk.
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Speaker 1: All right. Well, we'll see how this plays out. We'll
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Speaker 1: figure it's not off the table, though. All right.
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Speaker 3: Right around seven o'clock. It's time to get to today
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Speaker 3: in freak show history. This is where we take you
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Speaker 3: back to a moment in the show that made us laugh,
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Speaker 3: made us smile. We got a request here for today
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Speaker 3: in Freak Show history. So let's get to this message.
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Speaker 3: The guy who.
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Speaker 8: Just called in, Bobo the Mailman, you know what it
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Speaker 8: made me think about?
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Speaker 15: Years and years ago when you guys did those skits
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Speaker 15: on the office ladies where you would.
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Speaker 7: Type their conversation into a voice changer.
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Speaker 8: And then the mailman would comment at the end and.
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Speaker 7: Always give a piece of advice.
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Speaker 1: Yeah, hey.
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Speaker 7: And I just started giggling and thinking about those old skits.
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Speaker 7: Maybe we can get a flashback of one of them.
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Speaker 2: Yeah.
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Speaker 18: Have a good day, guys.
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Speaker 1: Bye. I don't know.
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Speaker 3: I mean, a lot of when we did the Office Monkeys,
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Speaker 3: me and Bob would just type back and forth, try
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Speaker 3: to make each other laugh in monkey voices.
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Speaker 1: I don't know.
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Speaker 3: It was a weird computer program we had, all that stuff.
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Speaker 3: A lot of them were very specific for holidays.
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Speaker 1: And things like that. But hold on.
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Speaker 3: Let me get an old Office Monkeys here real quick
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Speaker 3: for Freak Show History.
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Speaker 1: Today in Freak Show History.
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Speaker 11: Today in Freak Show History.
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Speaker 3: All right this one is office monkeys where we typed
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Speaker 3: back and forth as barb and mary and and hank
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Speaker 3: the mailman this is for barb's 47th birthday here let
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Speaker 3: me uh let me just get that one safe i
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Speaker 3: think years ago right oh yeah it's pretty old yeah.
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Speaker 11: Good morning, Barb.
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Speaker 16: Today is such a special day in the office because
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Speaker 16: it's your 47th birthday celebration. I have taken the liberty
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Speaker 16: to rent out the fourth floor conference room from noon
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Speaker 16: to 1.30 today so we can do it real big.
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Speaker 16: Barb's birthday celebration is going to be on some real P.
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Speaker 18: Diddy s * * *, baby.
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Speaker 3: Alright, well, this is why we don't play old stuff
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Speaker 3: on the show. This is why anything that's older than
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Speaker 3: a couple years ain't going to make it.
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Speaker 1: No, we're not doing that anymore. We're not doing that anymore.
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Speaker 3: Hey, I bet Barb had an interesting 47th birthday party, though, man.
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Speaker 1: My gosh. At work on the fourth floor.
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Speaker 13: Jeez.
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Speaker 1: All right.
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Speaker 3: Had to throw the flag on ourselves there. Let me
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Speaker 3: just go ahead and hit the delete button. We will
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Speaker 3: never hear that again ever in the history of the show.
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Speaker 1: All right.
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Speaker 3: We'll do a round to say something nice coming up
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Speaker 3: next here.
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Speaker 1: It's Mikey and Bob.
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Speaker 3: Steelers tonight in Buffalo, which means tomorrow morning on the show.
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Speaker 1: I'm sure we'll hear from head coach Mike McCarthy. He'll
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Speaker 1: be meowing.
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Speaker 3: But also, oh, we'll get around to preseason Steelers Facebook comments.
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Speaker 3: Those are great, man. We'll do that tomorrow on the show.
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Speaker 3: You see the end of the Pro Bowl, like the
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Speaker 3: actual game? That's about time. Yeah.
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Speaker 1: Wasn't it just flag football?
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Speaker 2: Yeah.
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Speaker 1: Nah, they were doing like.
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Speaker 3: Challenges is that what it was things like yeah it's
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Speaker 3: been bad for a while now they're just done with
17:18
Speaker 3: it so no pro bowl this year they still announce
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Speaker 3: the pro bowlers because there's like incentives and people's contracts
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Speaker 3: and everything but you know uh last few years it
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Speaker 3: hasn't been a big deal to be a pro bowler
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Speaker 3: because then people would just drop out of the game.
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Speaker 1: Be like nah i'm not playing in that and then they'd.
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Speaker 3: Be like all right well this guy's a pro bowler
17:34
Speaker 3: now and then you'd get like uh a third string
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Speaker 3: quarterback that was randomly a pro bowler because nobody would,
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Speaker 3: nobody really wanted to play. Wasn't should Derek Sanders, the
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Speaker 3: Cleveland backup quarterback, the, the pro bowl, like quarterback last year,
17:48
Speaker 3: whoever was available in a notable name. So yeah, pro
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Speaker 3: Oh man what uh what a pull here yeah there's
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Speaker 3: things that are notable from our show, like Jeep Ducks
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Speaker 9: Hey, guys.
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Speaker 12: So I'm finishing up Wednesday's podcast, and you're talking about, like,
21:11
Speaker 12: the iHeart show, and, like, you.
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Speaker 1: Started singing, like, the Sierra songs and stuff.
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Speaker 3: Yeah, Sierra is playing her iHeartRadio music festival now, too.
21:19
Speaker 3: I mean, just a bunch of artists, BTS and Cardi B,
21:22
Speaker 3: Benson Boone, Snoop Dogg, and Zara Larson, and a lot more.
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Speaker 1: That's coming up in a couple weeks out in Vegas, yeah.
21:29
Speaker 1: Excuse me.
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Speaker 6: And then all of a sudden it dawned on me, like,
21:34
Speaker 6: I blocked it out of my brain, traumatic episode or something.
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Speaker 1: Frickin' Russell Wilson used to be our quarterback. I completely forgot. Oh,
21:42
Speaker 1: my God.
21:42
Speaker 2: Yeah.
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Speaker 17: Love you guys.
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Speaker 3: What a time that was. I kind of forgot that, too.
21:46
Speaker 3: Wild time. I saw a graphic yesterday that was the
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Speaker 3: Steelers starting quarterback every season since Ben.
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Speaker 1: Yeah. It'll work. It's not a great– No, we haven't
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Speaker 1: figured it out yet.
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Speaker 2: No, no.
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Speaker 3: It's not great. There's a Justin Fields year in there,
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Speaker 3: you know. It's– Fields and Wilson were the same year.
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Speaker 3: They just traded back and forth, right? Yeah, I think
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Speaker 3: there was one year where Dennis Dixon started. It was
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Speaker 3: a weird graphic I saw.
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Speaker 1: Where did Dennis Dixon start? Yeah, I think so. It's
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Speaker 1: Mikey and Bob here on 96.1 KISS.
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Speaker 3: Now, a lot of people in the city are buzzing
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Speaker 3: about the stolen Star Wars Pepsi vending machine up on
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Speaker 3: Mount Washington. The Phantom Menace one that's been there since 1999. Now,
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Speaker 3: we covered this a couple months ago on the show.
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Speaker 3: There's a guy online. He's got a million followers. He
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Speaker 3: likes to steal big things that aren't stealable. His name's
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Speaker 3: Braden Days. Talked about this on the show. The guy
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Speaker 3: stole the Phantom Menace machine.
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Speaker 1: Well, how do you know that? He sent me a picture.
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Speaker 2: Yeah, Mike.
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Speaker 1: He sent me a picture. Mike saw through. We know
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Speaker 1: who stole it. But he replaced it.
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Speaker 3: With another vending machine that he painted the Phantom Menace
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Speaker 3: graphic on.
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Speaker 1: So now we're.
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Speaker 3: Thinking, well, if he just set that vending machine there,
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Speaker 3: it's not like... I mean, he owns it kind of,
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Speaker 3: but he just left it on the street. It's not working. Like,
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Speaker 3: it's not functional.
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Speaker 10: Yeah.
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Speaker 1: Should we just go take it back? I don't know.
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Speaker 3: So maybe we're assembling a crew here. I'm not saying
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Speaker 3: we are, but maybe we are. All right, let's get
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Speaker 3: to this.
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Speaker 1: Yo, Mikey and Bob. Yeah. I don't understand.
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Speaker 18: How this guy can just take things and get away
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Speaker 18: with it legally. Maybe it's a blind spot for me.
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Speaker 3: Hey, listen, I reached out to Edgar Snyder Associates. We
23:36
Speaker 3: got to figure out the legalities of what happened here.
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Speaker 3: Because in my mind, the one that he left behind
23:42
Speaker 3: is leaving trash on the curb. Well, yeah, because that
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Speaker 3: one doesn't belong to the fire station right there or anything.
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Speaker 3: like that like he stole the one that own was
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Speaker 3: owned by someone else but his don't care about yours
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Speaker 3: bud we'll just take that is.
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Speaker 18: It do you only get fined and is he making
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Speaker 18: enough money from these videos to pay for the fines
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Speaker 18: and not care like or eventually are you gonna get
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Speaker 18: arrested i mean he's filming yeah his video proof of
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Speaker 18: himself doing yeah see.
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Speaker 3: And then the problem is he's gonna put the video
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Speaker 3: out of how he pulled it off and then everybody's
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Speaker 3: gonna share the video and it's gonna get like two
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Speaker 3: million views and then he's gonna get money off of
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Speaker 3: that and Yeah, I mean, the video's going to be great,
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Speaker 3: how he pulled it off, because in my head, it's
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Speaker 3: impossible almost.
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Speaker 1: Yeah, it's going to be a good video. All right,
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Speaker 1: let's get to another message here.
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Speaker 14: Good morning, Mikey and Bob. It's a toilet T-Rex.
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Speaker 1: Hey, toilet T-Rex!
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Speaker 14: I would like to be a part of the Pepsi
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Speaker 14: vending machine heist.
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Speaker 1: Okay, all right. I don't know if we should be
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Speaker 1: doing the show on this now.
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Speaker 14: I don't know what I could do, because... Racking Tim
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Speaker 14: has to be the getaway driver.
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Speaker 3: Yeah, well, I think we've established that before when we
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Speaker 3: were thinking about stealing the giant inflatable rubber duck from Idlewild,
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Speaker 3: you know, a couple summers ago.
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Speaker 6: Yeah, yeah.
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Speaker 14: But this is similar to when we were playing the
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Speaker 14: 40-foot duck hike from Idlewild.
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Speaker 1: Yeah, same thing.
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Speaker 14: Love you and have a good day. Bye-bye.
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Speaker 3: Yeah, we were joking about stealing the rubber duck. Not
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Speaker 3: sure if we're joking about the Pepsi machine here.
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Speaker 1: I mean, George, you know.
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Speaker 3: Long-time listener of our show, the Y'all Take It Easy guy,
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Speaker 3: he has a box truck for us.
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Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean, George sent us a message.
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Speaker 11: He's ready to ride.
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Speaker 20: Hey, what's going on, fellas? George here, catching up on
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Speaker 20: Wednesday morning's podcast still. Hey, man, if y'all serious about
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Speaker 20: this whole vending machine thing, I'd drive a box truck
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Speaker 20: with a lift gate, dude.
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Speaker 4: Just say the word, man.
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Speaker 2: Y'all take it easy.
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Speaker 1: I'm telling you, man. George is ready to ride.
25:32
Speaker 3: We've got to figure out legally how much trouble we
25:34
Speaker 3: can all get in. George might not be worried about
25:39
Speaker 3: going to jail, but I'd feel bad if we all
25:41
Speaker 3: got arrested. We can't be planning felonies out on this show.
25:45
Speaker 3: I don't think we can. What if we put Toilet
25:48
Speaker 3: T-Rex in one of those inflatable child T-Rex costumes? It's
25:52
Speaker 3: just like a distraction piece, just in case things got
25:54
Speaker 3: hairy out there. Okay, now we're starting to think of
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Speaker 3: some good ideas here. We got to figure out if
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Speaker 3: legally this is a thing. Because we can't be planning
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Speaker 3: out heists like this on the show. Let me tell you,
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Speaker 3: we were joking about the rubber duck at Idlewild, though.
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Speaker 3: I'm not so sure we're joking about the Pepsi machine.
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Speaker 1: We might end up with this.
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Speaker 3: Bruno Mars is going to be one of the biggest
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Speaker 3: shows of the year. It's happening Saturday at Accrisher. It's
26:29
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Speaker 1: We do got ducks. So if you see us out, if.
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Speaker 3: You're driving a Jeep, we'll have a Mikey and Bob C.
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Speaker 3: Harper Jeep duck for you. Now, new music usually comes
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Speaker 3: out on Fridays. There was a report that Bob found.
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Speaker 3: This is from the ABC station out in L.A., And
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Speaker 3: this is just one of those stories that the news
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Speaker 3: like teases and goes, could new music lead to more death?
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Speaker 1: Is new music killing people?
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Speaker 2: Right.
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Speaker 3: And then this is the story. Like, you got to
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Speaker 3: watch the news and start like. Thinking for yourself and going, wait,
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Speaker 3: wait a minute, this can't be a real thing, right?
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Speaker 19: New album releases are a huge driver for the music industry,
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Speaker 19: but be careful driving while jamming to your favorite artists.
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Speaker 1: Be careful driving while jamming. No self-cultivation. Oh, my God,
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Speaker 1: I am no self-cultivation. I'm listening to my favorite artists.
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Speaker 11: I'm jamming so hard to new music. I'm going to
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Speaker 11: hit the railing.
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Speaker 1: Why?
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Speaker 11: Favorite artists.
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Speaker 19: A new study shows traffic deaths surge up to 15%
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Speaker 19: on days major.
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Speaker 1: Albums are released.
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Speaker 3: Okay, now hold on. This is why I'm going to
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Speaker 3: tell you this is all BS, right? New music drops
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Speaker 3: on Friday. Traffic accidents, whatever, increased 15%. they don't realize
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Speaker 3: that it's friday oh there's also yeah more people traveling
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Speaker 3: on a friday yeah like not morning commute but more
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Speaker 3: people like going away for the weekend on the roads
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Speaker 3: like traveling longer distances it's so stupid they're not jamming
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Speaker 3: so much right just.
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Speaker 1: Oh my god i jammed to death Okay, but listen,
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Speaker 1: because they're going to call out some artists here.
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Speaker 19: Researchers looked at U.S. traffic fatalities on top music streaming
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Speaker 19: days from 2017 to 2022.
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Speaker 1: Yeah, but it's.
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Speaker 3: Just like seeing traffic deaths increase 15% on Fridays. And
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Speaker 3: then how do you equate that to just new music?
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Speaker 3: Because new music comes out. It must be the music.
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Speaker 19: The data showed a spike in deadly crashes when artists
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Speaker 19: such as Taylor Swift.
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Speaker 1: Oh, my God. Taylor Swift did it.
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Speaker 3: Gee, I'm not safe for another Taylor album to drop here. Drake.
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Speaker 2: Oh, my God.
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Speaker 11: And he dropped three last time?
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Speaker 1: Oh, no.
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Speaker 11: How did we survive?
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Speaker 19: Bad Bunny and Kendrick.
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Speaker 1: Lamar dropped new albums.
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Speaker 11: Geez.
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Speaker 19: The author notes tens of millions of people reach for
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Speaker 19: their phones to stream.
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Speaker 1: Those big releases. Yeah, but also it's Fridays.
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Speaker 19: The spike was more pronounced for young drivers, sober drivers,
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Speaker 19: and drivers.
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Speaker 1: We're alone in the car.
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Speaker 2: Yeah.
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Speaker 3: Sometimes you just got to watch something like that on
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Speaker 3: the news and go, man, Taylor, Drake and Kendrick and
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Speaker 3: Bad Bunny blood on your hand.
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Speaker 13: Really?
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Speaker 3: A study was done over years and said, yeah, accidents
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Speaker 3: are 15 percent more when new music comes out. But
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Speaker 3: then you think, oh, new music comes out on Fridays.
29:36
Speaker 3: So really, they're only saying, well, yeah, there's more traffic accidents.
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Speaker 3: on Fridays than there are any other days. If Taylor
29:42
Speaker 3: drops a surprise album, we might have to get a
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Speaker 3: car service back and forth to work for at least
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Speaker 3: a week or two.
29:47
Speaker 11: I will drive full blast off a cliff!
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Speaker 22: I'm listening to the podcast from yesterday. And, you know,
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Speaker 22: you guys, you guys gave me a run for my
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Speaker 22: money there. I'm a teacher. It's my first week back.
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Speaker 22: Fourth day driving into work. And Dolly Parton died.
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Speaker 4: Yeah.
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Speaker 22: Tim Curry died.
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Speaker 2: Yeah.
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Speaker 22: And you guys sounded like you were insane. I was
30:20
Speaker 22: about to just break down in tears. I was like,
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Speaker 22: I can't do this.
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Speaker 10: Sorry.
30:23
Speaker 22: And then it got fixed. Thank God. All right. Have
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Speaker 22: a good day. Happy birthday, Bob.
30:27
Speaker 3: Not Bob's birthday today. That's New Year's Day.
30:29
Speaker 1: Thank you.
30:30
Speaker 3: Yeah, yesterday, the start of our show or our podcast
30:33
Speaker 3: was weird. We had no idea why it happened, but
30:36
Speaker 3: our voices were slowed down like we used to do
30:39
Speaker 3: with Coach Tomlin. It made us sound very sensual. Something
30:43
Speaker 3: glitched in the system. We don't know how it happened,
30:45
Speaker 3: but it was only for one segment, and then we
30:47
Speaker 3: got the show back together. But here, this is what
30:50
Speaker 3: it sounds like. Bob, what are you looking at over
30:53
Speaker 3: there on Facebook Marketplace?
30:54
Speaker 2: Right now?
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Speaker 13: Yeah.
30:56
Speaker 2: A six-foot-tall Steeler's Nutcracker. Okay, where is there a... I've
31:03
Speaker 2: seen Steeler's Nutcrackers before, but a six-foot-tall Steeler's Nutcracker? You've
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Speaker 2: never seen a Nutcracker like this, bud. Oh, my God.
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Speaker 2: Cracking nuts for the black and gold. Elwood City. Oh,
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Speaker 2: my gosh.
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Speaker 10: Yes.
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Speaker 1: Hand-painted. Ugh.
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Speaker 2: Six foot tall. Does this look like it's team licensed
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Speaker 2: or does this look like it's handcrafted?
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Speaker 1: Absolutely not team licensed. Oh, man.
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Speaker 2: I don't even know.
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Speaker 1: I guess you put this on your porch.
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Speaker 2: It don't matter where you put it. You put it
31:39
Speaker 2: up on top of the roof like it's a weather vane, man.
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Speaker 1: A six foot tall nutcracker? Oh, my gosh. To greet
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Speaker 1: the neighborhood?
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Speaker 18: Yeah.
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Speaker 1: Dude, it's got to be dazzled football by its feet.
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Speaker 2: Are you kidding me?
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Speaker 13: Yeah.
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Speaker 2: Does it have the Nutcracker face or does it have
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Speaker 2: like Coach Cower's face or like Steely McBean's face? It's
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Speaker 2: got the Nutcracker face. It's got a big bushy stash.
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Speaker 1: How much?
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Speaker 2: Well, it's hand painted, so it's, yeah, it's art. This
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Speaker 2: is beautiful. Six foot tall. What do you think? 200 bucks. 275.
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Speaker 1: I was close. I was in the ballpark.
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Speaker 2: It's down, though. They marked it down, okay? I bet
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Speaker 2: we could get it for 200 if we offered it
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Speaker 2: to Elwood City.
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Speaker 1: It started at 350.
32:29
Speaker 2: I love the Steelers, and I'm looking for a place
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Speaker 2: to stick my nuts.
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Speaker 1: See, it's kind of funny when we change our voice,
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Speaker 1: isn't it?
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Speaker 3: We got today's weird Florida story coming up next here
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Speaker 3: in a minute. First, let's get to another talkback message
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Speaker 3: here on 96.1 Kiss. It is Mikey and Bob. Talkback
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Speaker 3: messages brought to us by The Pavement Group.
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Speaker 1: Honestly, I don't know what's worse.
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Speaker 19: The fact that we lost Dolly Parton and we lost
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Speaker 19: Tim Curry.
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Speaker 1: Yeah, it hurts.
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Speaker 10: And then we lost the vending machine.
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Speaker 1: Yeah, it's... Horrific week.
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Speaker 3: Yeah.
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Speaker 7: Horrific week.
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Speaker 1: Horrific. That's all you can say. It's a lot. Two
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Speaker 1: wonderful humans, right?
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Speaker 3: A lot of people loved and respected Dolly Parton and
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Speaker 3: Tim Curry. And then the vending machine, the Star Wars
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Speaker 3: one that's been on Mount Washington since 1999.
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Speaker 1: It's gone. Somebody stole it. Phantom Menace machine. We know
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Speaker 1: who stole it. Nobody's doing anything about it.
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Speaker 3: By the way, we will have a legal update coming
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Speaker 3: up around 825. Not on whether he did anything by
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Speaker 3: stealing the Phantom Menace, but Will we possibly be committing
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Speaker 3: a crime if we go steal his vending machine?
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Speaker 1: Yeah. The painted one that he put out there.
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Speaker 3: So we will get to that coming up next here
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Speaker 3: on the show around 825. Right now, though, Bob, time
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Speaker 3: to go down to Florida. Always weird things happening down
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Speaker 3: in the state of Florida. It's time for another Florida story.
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Speaker 1: Here we go!
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Speaker 3: Attention it's time to travel to the sunshine state yes
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Speaker 3: it happened again.
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Speaker 1: It's another florida story.
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Speaker 3: All right down to florida we go uh florida deputy
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Speaker 3: arrested a man after uh.
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Speaker 1: Stopping him on a red riding lawnmower yep i'll cruise
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Speaker 1: down the lawnmower again.
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Speaker 3: Yep a uh A lawnmower doesn't meet the safety requirements
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Speaker 3: to operate as a registered vehicle. Probably not street legal.
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Speaker 3: So the deputy sees a guy on the lawnmower and
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Speaker 3: just says, all right, I'm going to need to pull
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Speaker 3: this guy over here.
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Speaker 1: Out there cruising? Yeah. Deputy said that he smelled.
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Speaker 3: A strong odor of marijuana coming from the guy that
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Speaker 3: was riding the lawnmower on the street.
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Speaker 2: Yep.
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Speaker 3: Usually when we get into these lawnmower stores, it's somebody
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Speaker 3: going to a liquor store or going to buy more beer. Yeah,
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Speaker 3: usually they have a drinking problem. Their license has been
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Speaker 3: taken away, and the store's right down the street, so
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Speaker 3: I can take a lawnmower. Sometimes they'll ride a horse
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Speaker 3: or something. I know my ride. Yeah, a lot of
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Speaker 3: people with drinking problems and they can't drive anymore will
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Speaker 3: find a way to get to that liquor store, even
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Speaker 3: if it takes a lawnmower.
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Speaker 1: This guy just smells like weed, though. Okay.
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Speaker 3: A man on a lawnmower admitted that he smoked some
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Speaker 3: weed earlier.
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Speaker 1: And uh was.
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Speaker 3: He cutting lawn or was he out cruising no he's
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Speaker 3: on the street okay he's going places he ain't cutting
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Speaker 3: nothing he's going places he told the deputy that uh
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Speaker 3: he had some other items that were down by his
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Speaker 3: feet but don't look down don't worry about those those
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Speaker 3: are mine don't don't look officer he told him that
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Speaker 3: uh i smoked a little weed and i'm having a
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Speaker 3: little party okay all right Out on the lawnmower by yourself?
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Speaker 3: What kind of party is this? Picking people up. Deputies
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Speaker 3: conducted a probable cause search and found not only marijuana,
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Speaker 3: a hypodermic needle.
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Speaker 1: Okay. And crystal meth.
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Speaker 11: Oh, man.
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Speaker 1: The Florida meth mower was out on the streets? Oh, man.
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Speaker 19: Vroom!
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Speaker 6: Vroom!
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Speaker 9: Vroom!
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Speaker 1: Vroom! Man, riding the Florida meth mower around.
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Speaker 3: Riding so dirty he faces multiple drug charges now.
36:18
Speaker 1: It is Florida making the show once again.
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Speaker 3: All right, we're going to try to find out legally
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Speaker 3: if we can steal the Pepsi machine that's on Mount
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Speaker 3: Washington that the guy who stole the original one. Put
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Speaker 3: there in its place. We'll get to that coming up next. Also,
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Speaker 3: your chance to win a full trip to Vegas for
36:34
Speaker 3: our iHeartRadio Music Festival and a chance at $ 1, 000. All
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Speaker 3: that coming up around 9, 10. It's Mikey and Bob.
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Speaker 5: 96.1.
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Speaker 13: Kiss.
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Speaker 1: Isn't the view.
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Speaker 10: Spectacular?
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Speaker 1: Hey, let's get to Josh and Green Tree here. What's up, guys?
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Speaker 18: It's Josh and Green Tree catching up on Wednesday's podcast. Man,
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Speaker 18: what a shame that guy took that thing. Yeah.
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Speaker 3: But.
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Speaker 1: Vending machine. I like Bob's idea. Let's... Rally the movies. Movies.
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Speaker 18: Bob's got the truck.
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Speaker 1: Yeah. You got the Jeep.
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Speaker 4: Yeah.
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Speaker 1: You can chain it up and pull it off. I could.
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Speaker 1: And then we'll load it in Bob's truck.
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Speaker 2: Yeah.
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Speaker 18: And we'll get it into your studio.
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Speaker 1: Well.
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Speaker 18: Sounds like a plan to me. Let us know when
37:13
Speaker 18: it's going down.
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Speaker 1: All right.
37:15
Speaker 3: Well, we have sort of an update here. It's Mikey
37:18
Speaker 3: and Bob on 96.1 KISS. Now, we've been talking... And
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Speaker 3: this has been for months now because a couple months ago,
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Speaker 3: guy on the Internet, he's got over a million followers.
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Speaker 1: He likes to steal things and then post it on
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Speaker 1: the Internet.
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Speaker 3: He does video series with all these things that he
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Speaker 3: thinks things that aren't easy to steal. And he had
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Speaker 3: his sights set on the Phantom Menace Star Wars vending
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Speaker 3: machine that has been there.
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Speaker 1: The Pepsi machine since 1999.
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Speaker 3: It's like a weird Pittsburgh landmark, kind of like South
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Speaker 3: Side Burger King. You know, it's got like that lore
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Speaker 3: to it where people in Pittsburgh know. People on the internet,
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Speaker 3: some know.
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Speaker 1: He said it months ago and then just kind of disappeared.
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Speaker 4: Yeah.
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Speaker 1: And we didn't hear about him. And then this week
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Speaker 1: he took it. He waited. He waited and waited and
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Speaker 1: then took it.
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Speaker 3: He took it and replaced it with another vending machine
38:04
Speaker 3: that's a different vending machine. He has the original vending machine. Again,
38:10
Speaker 3: I know this because he sent me a picture of
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Speaker 3: it from his Instagram account. He stole the vending machine.
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Speaker 3: In its place, in the exact location, is a hand-painted
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Speaker 3: vending machine he swapped it out with. So we wanted
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Speaker 3: to know legally, can we go steal his vending machine?
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Speaker 3: Not the original one, because we don't know where he's at.
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Speaker 3: We don't know where he took it. And he's from California,
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Speaker 3: so he could be up and out already, you know?
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Speaker 20: Mm-hmm.
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Speaker 3: So we were wondering, well, can we just take the
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Speaker 3: one that he left behind? So we reached out to,
38:45
Speaker 3: you know, some of our legal friends, good friends of
38:49
Speaker 3: the show, Edgar Snyder and associates. Because in my head,
38:52
Speaker 3: him dropping that there, he would think that's part of
38:56
Speaker 3: the goof that, oh, I got one over on everybody.
38:58
Speaker 3: And then I dropped off this one that's hand-painted, but
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Speaker 3: it's not the thing. So I'm like, in my head,
39:03
Speaker 3: that's just. That's just junk sitting there. That's like somebody
39:06
Speaker 3: throwing their trash out and it's just sitting on the
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Speaker 3: curb waiting to be taken. Now, I don't really need
39:11
Speaker 3: to get into a word for word here legally what's
39:15
Speaker 3: going on, Bob, but.
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Speaker 1: We're probably looking at misdemeanors.
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Speaker 3: So legally not the best idea.
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Speaker 1: Not.
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Speaker 3: I mean, I i knew we couldn't steal the idle
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Speaker 3: wild duck when they had it but i thought this
39:33
Speaker 3: one was up for the taking because it was just
39:35
Speaker 3: left there by the guy who stole the original one yeah.
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Speaker 1: In my head this is just discarded this you know
39:43
Speaker 1: where i think we should probably just stay away from
39:44
Speaker 1: it legally not Our greatest idea.
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Speaker 10: Yeah.
39:48
Speaker 1: Well, you know, this is why we talk things out.
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Speaker 3: Old Mike and Bob, when we first started, we would
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Speaker 3: have had that machine gone by noon yesterday.
39:57
Speaker 1: Like, honestly.
39:59
Speaker 3: Old Mike and Bob would have assembled a crew and
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Speaker 3: went and got that machine.
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Speaker 1: We're a little older, more mature now.
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Speaker 3: Not really looking to get police records at this point
40:10
Speaker 3: in our life, okay?
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Speaker 2: So, no.
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Speaker 3: We also cannot encourage people to steal the vending machine
40:17
Speaker 3: on our behalf.
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Speaker 1: It'll most likely result in charges.
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Speaker 3: Let's let this guy who stole the one, let's let
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Speaker 3: him get dealt with by the legal system and police
40:28
Speaker 3: and everything, because obviously he has committed a crime.
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Speaker 1: By the way, Corey O'Connor, what are we doing? I
40:33
Speaker 1: don't know. It's on his watch.
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Speaker 11: All these cameras around here now.
40:37
Speaker 1: Where's the cameras?
40:37
Speaker 11: I'm not washing.
40:38
Speaker 1: Where's the flock cameras? That's what I'm saying. You know,
40:41
Speaker 1: I'm not for the flock cameras, but.
40:43
Speaker 3: If there's one thing that we need to stop and
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Speaker 3: can't forget, it's this.
40:47
Speaker 1: Prove to me the flock cameras are good. Show me
40:51
Speaker 1: where that vending machine is.
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Speaker 2: Oh, man.
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Speaker 3: Listen, if we're going to be surveilled everywhere we go now.
40:57
Speaker 1: Use it for good.
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Speaker 11: At least.
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Speaker 3: Get us the damn Phantom Menace Pepsi vending machine back.
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Speaker 3: Come on, Corey O'Connor. No update from the guy, right? Uh, no,
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Speaker 3: he hasn't posted a video out yet. Well, I guess
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Speaker 3: leave the other vending machine alone because it's, um, you
41:15
Speaker 3: might get some charges if you drive.
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Speaker 1: We've learned.
41:27
Speaker 3: It's the final preseason game for the black and gold tonight.
41:31
Speaker 3: They're in Buffalo, their new fancy multi-billion dollar stadium. They got, uh,
41:36
Speaker 3: We got up there, so we'll be reading some Steelers
41:38
Speaker 3: Facebook comments on the show tomorrow. Yesterday, there was a
41:42
Speaker 3: report from NFL Network's Mike Garofalo. It said the Steelers
41:47
Speaker 3: haven't even made an offer to Joey Porter Jr. He's
41:50
Speaker 3: just been sitting out. This doesn't seem good.
41:52
Speaker 2: No.
41:54
Speaker 3: And like we've said on the show for a long time,
41:57
Speaker 3: the Steelers not getting a Joey Porter Jr. extension done
42:01
Speaker 3: has only cost them tens of millions of dollars if
42:04
Speaker 3: they plan on re-signing him because the market on cornerbacks
42:07
Speaker 3: has gone through the roof. And the Steelers don't sign
42:10
Speaker 3: people in season, so it's coming up to an end here.
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Speaker 1: Right. Yeah.
42:14
Speaker 3: So we'll see what happens. But season's getting closer. Final
42:17
Speaker 3: preseason game tonight in Buffalo. Facebook comments from the Steelers
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Speaker 3: Facebook page on the show tomorrow morning.
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Speaker 1: It's Mikey and Bob here on 96. One kiss, Bob.
42:27
Speaker 1: It's time to say something.
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Speaker 11: Say something nice. Say something nice.
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Speaker 1: Good morning, guys. It's Plant Lady.
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Speaker 11: Plant Lady!
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Speaker 9: So just want to tell you, last week we moved
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Speaker 9: our daughter into school.
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Speaker 5: Nice.
42:42
Speaker 9: And Bob, I absolutely listened to your advice to just
42:44
Speaker 9: make it short, sweet, and simple.
42:46
Speaker 4: Get in and get out. So that made it a
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Speaker 4: lot easier.
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Speaker 9: But I did want to say something nice about the
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Speaker 9: students up at W & J who were out there
42:55
Speaker 9: in the rain getting everybody all moved in. They had
42:58
Speaker 9: cheerleaders out there. I mean, it was pouring buckets, but
43:01
Speaker 9: these kids busted their tails. In addition to the cheerleaders,
43:05
Speaker 9: I think there was like a dance line team or
43:08
Speaker 9: something like that. They were playing music on the side,
43:10
Speaker 9: but they really, in spite of the rain, made it
43:12
Speaker 9: a good experience. I just wanted to give them a
43:14
Speaker 9: little shout out and tell them we appreciate them because
43:17
Speaker 9: we didn't have to lift and carry anything.
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Speaker 1: So have a great day, guys.
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Speaker 3: All right, everybody at WNJ that made it nice for
43:23
Speaker 3: the students coming in.
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Speaker 5: Ooh, we got it.
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Speaker 11: Say something nice. Say something nice.
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Speaker 19: Hi, this is Taylor, your buddy JoJo's wife.
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Speaker 1: Hey.
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Speaker 12: I just wanted to call in and say something nice.
43:37
Speaker 1: Uh-huh. Say something nice. Oh, you want to do it
43:39
Speaker 1: a little bit.
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Speaker 10: Ooh.
43:44
Speaker 11: Say something nice. Say something nice.
43:47
Speaker 12: I just wanted to let my husband know that I am.
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Speaker 16: So grateful that 38 years ago today, a 10-pound baby
43:55
Speaker 16: Yinzer was born.
43:56
Speaker 7: Wow.
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Speaker 1: Happy birthday, JoJo, and I hope you guys also have
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Speaker 1: a great day. Bye. That was very nice. My birthday, too.
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Speaker 9: Nope.
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Speaker 1: That's New Year's Day. Were you a big baby? No,
44:09
Speaker 1: I was premature.
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Speaker 23: Really?
44:11
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah. I didn't know you were premature. Yeah,
44:14
Speaker 1: I think I was six weeks premature. Wow.
44:17
Speaker 3: What day were you born? Why don't you tell everybody
44:22
Speaker 3: what day you were born? I mean, we can celebrate
44:24
Speaker 3: any day. My birthday falls on, say it, January 1st.
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Speaker 1: Oh, New Year's Day, huh? Boo!
44:34
Speaker 11: Say something nice. Say something nice.
44:38
Speaker 1: Let's get to another one. Hi, Mikey and Bob. It's Andrew.
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Speaker 2: Hi.
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Speaker 24: I don't know if this counts as a say something
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Speaker 24: nice or not, but my sister is Steph who called
44:45
Speaker 24: in last week and then again today on her birthday.
44:47
Speaker 24: I just heard it on the podcast.
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Speaker 1: Okay.
44:49
Speaker 24: To confess that she's a serial killer.
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Speaker 4: Okay.
44:51
Speaker 24: And I want to let you know.
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Speaker 3: Wait, she confessed to us that she's a serial killer? Oh,
44:54
Speaker 3: is it because she does the... Sock shoes? Yeah, sock shoe,
44:58
Speaker 3: sock shoe, instead of sock, sock, shoe, shoe, yeah.
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Speaker 24: I am not a serial killer. I put both socks
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Speaker 24: on before I put my shoes on.
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Speaker 1: Atta boy.
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Speaker 24: And I usually actually have my socks on second after
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Speaker 24: my underwear.
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Speaker 3: Well, yeah, I don't... You don't go socks before underwear.
45:13
Speaker 3: Underwear is the first thing that goes on, right?
45:15
Speaker 1: Underwear, right? No, I put socks on before underwear.
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Speaker 2: Really?
45:19
Speaker 3: Are you just sitting on the bed naked and then
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Speaker 3: putting socks on?
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Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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Speaker 2: Wow.
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Speaker 4: Yeah.
45:25
Speaker 1: All right. Let me close my eyes.
45:30
Speaker 2: Wow.
45:32
Speaker 3: I've never thought about that before. A lot more flexible
45:34
Speaker 3: than I thought he was.
45:35
Speaker 9: Wow.
45:36
Speaker 3: Yeah, I put my socks on before my underwear. See,
45:39
Speaker 3: I would just be worried about, like... Worried about what? Well,
45:43
Speaker 3: my father-in-law coming into my bedroom and being like, hey,
45:46
Speaker 3: can I have soup?
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Speaker 24: But I do also want to mention, I am younger,
45:49
Speaker 24: so I always have a crazy side in her, so
45:51
Speaker 24: I'm not surprised that she's a serial killer. And she
45:53
Speaker 24: just graduated pharmacy.
45:54
Speaker 1: To school.
45:55
Speaker 24: Passed all of her additional tests, so that means she's
45:56
Speaker 24: board certified in her parties this weekend, so that's what
45:59
Speaker 24: I wanted to give her a shout out for. But
46:00
Speaker 24: I also have to shout out to my girlfriend whose
46:02
Speaker 24: birthday is the same day, Emily, and she is a
46:05
Speaker 24: nurse at Shady Side, so she doesn't hear it enough
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Speaker 24: how great she is because she tells me stories about
46:09
Speaker 24: what she deals with on a daily basis, and there's
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Speaker 24: no way I could do what she does. Last but
46:13
Speaker 24: not least, sorry, Bob. You can't have the same birthday
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Speaker 24: as my sister and my girlfriend, even though she already
46:17
Speaker 24: wished you a happy birthday, too.
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Speaker 1: I will not.
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Speaker 24: I'm with you, Mikey. Have a good one, boys.
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Speaker 1: Hey, my birthday's in a week from today. You are
46:25
Speaker 1: a week away.
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Speaker 11: Say something nice. Say something nice.
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Speaker 2: All right.
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Speaker 1: Yeah, they're expensive.
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Speaker 3: Bruno Mars, Saturday at Accrisher. It's Mikey and Bob here
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47:55
Speaker 3: are on tonight, of course. They're in Buffalo for the
47:58
Speaker 3: final preseason game. Of course, we've gotten to the point
48:02
Speaker 3: here where everybody's like, oh, season's starting soon. Might want
48:07
Speaker 3: to see Joey Porter Jr. play football for the Steelers
48:11
Speaker 3: this year since, you know, he's obviously grown up with
48:14
Speaker 3: the team with his dad playing linebacker. I mean, I
48:16
Speaker 3: know we're all distracted by who's the four quarterback or
48:20
Speaker 3: three quarterbacks or who's staying, who's going.
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Speaker 1: But the Joey.
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Speaker 3: porter jr thing's kind of the biggest thing that's still
48:27
Speaker 3: out there yeah it's a big thing you don't want
48:29
Speaker 3: to start the season without this guy so let's.
48:30
Speaker 1: Get to debo and joe here You know what? They
48:34
Speaker 1: do a damn good job.
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Speaker 3: Deebo and Joe on their podcast, Deebo and Joe Show,
48:38
Speaker 3: they were talking about Joey Porter Jr.
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Speaker 5: I would think that you would offer something, and the
48:43
Speaker 5: fact that you haven't would make me assume how you
48:47
Speaker 5: feel about me, because I know the players believe he
48:50
Speaker 5: has value.
48:51
Speaker 1: You know what? I don't know what I'm doing right here.
48:54
Speaker 1: I'm sitting. I know.
48:56
Speaker 3: Listen, we're playing clips from James Harrison. Milk the Debo.
49:00
Speaker 3: And Joe Hayden's podcast. And we're not playing our proper
49:04
Speaker 3: milking music because I'll tell you what right now.
49:07
Speaker 1: We are milking that content.
49:09
Speaker 3: Milk, milk, milk, milk, milk the Steelers content.
49:13
Speaker 11: Milk, milk, milk, milk, milk the Steelers content.
49:16
Speaker 1: All right. Again, Devo and Joe talking about Joey Porter Jr.
49:20
Speaker 5: You got Patrick McQueen who also said, hey, I got
49:23
Speaker 5: my money.
49:23
Speaker 1: I can only be happy if Joey gets his money.
49:26
Speaker 1: Did he call him Patrick McQueen?
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Speaker 4: He did.
49:30
Speaker 1: Yes, he did.
49:31
Speaker 11: Milk, milk, milk, milk, milk the Steelers content.
49:34
Speaker 1: The Steelers didn't make any offer. I am totally lost.
49:38
Speaker 5: If they need, okay, we need some more time to
49:40
Speaker 5: see what he's doing or how he's going.
49:42
Speaker 1: We need to see him on the practice field. You've
49:43
Speaker 1: seen him play for the last three years.
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Speaker 2: Yes.
49:45
Speaker 1: Offer the man something. And if it's me, I'm not moving.
49:49
Speaker 5: Stepping foot until i at least have an offer on
49:52
Speaker 5: the table.
49:53
Speaker 3: Yeah that's i guess the new thing coming out is
49:55
Speaker 3: that steelers haven't even offered him a deal at all
49:59
Speaker 3: you know what.
49:59
Speaker 1: And it actually how do i say this without.
50:02
Speaker 3: Saying oh man whoa say it james harrison say watch
50:08
Speaker 3: out debo don't do it Say the thing.
50:11
Speaker 1: How can I say this without saying it? All things
50:13
Speaker 1: got to hit when you're trying to get the highest paid.
50:15
Speaker 1: And you kind of got to understand that, too. And
50:18
Speaker 1: ain't even the highest paid. I just want to say something.
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Speaker 1: Say it. Say it. Say it. Say it. Come on.
50:25
Speaker 1: I'm not saying I know the number.
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Speaker 11: Oh, my gosh.
50:28
Speaker 1: He knows the number. How's he going to say the thing? Well,
50:31
Speaker 1: I'm not saying it.
50:33
Speaker 3: McCarthy, Omar, every Rooney in western Pennsylvania called James Harrison,
50:38
Speaker 3: called Debo right now.
50:39
Speaker 11: He's not saying it, but he's saying it.
50:42
Speaker 1: He knows the number. That nephew would like to be. Oh,
50:45
Speaker 1: my gosh. Don't talk to his agent anymore. Talk to Debo.
50:49
Speaker 1: Debo's got it. Talk to Debo. I know the Steelers
50:52
Speaker 1: damn so don't know because they ain't talking.
50:54
Speaker 3: Yeah, the Steelers don't know how much he wants. Joey
50:56
Speaker 3: Porter Jr. apparently knows how much he wants, and somehow
50:59
Speaker 3: Debo knows how much Joey Porter Jr. wants, right, because
51:03
Speaker 3: that's nephew. So somebody needs to call Debo and be like, hey,
51:06
Speaker 3: we haven't talked to him. What's his number?
51:09
Speaker 5: There's 31 other businesses out there because now this.
51:13
Speaker 1: Is a business situation. 1,000%.
51:15
Speaker 5: And I'm sure they would love to do business with Nick.
51:19
Speaker 1: Show me something. You don't show me nothing that tells
51:21
Speaker 1: me I'm nothing.
51:22
Speaker 3: He's not lying. It's 31 other teams that probably could
51:25
Speaker 3: use Joey Porter Jr. Steelers could definitely use him this year.
51:29
Speaker 3: We'll see where this contract stuff ends up because he
51:32
Speaker 3: deserves to be one of the, if not the highest
51:34
Speaker 3: paid cornerback in the league. And the Steelers reportedly haven't
51:39
Speaker 3: even offered him anything yet. And Debo knows the number
51:42
Speaker 3: he'll take.
51:42
Speaker 1: He knows the number.
51:43
Speaker 3: Make sure you listen to the Debo and Joe podcast.
51:47
Speaker 3: He knows the number.
51:48
Speaker 11: Milk, milk, milk, milk, milk the Steelers content.
51:52
Speaker 1: Milk, milk, milk, milk, milk the Steelers content.
51:57
Speaker 3: Hey, Taylor Swift gets the beginning of August. So when
52:00
Speaker 3: like it's August 1st, you know, we play Taylor Swift, August.
52:04
Speaker 7: Yeah.
52:04
Speaker 1: Salt air in the rust on your door.
52:09
Speaker 3: But now we're at the end of August, which is
52:13
Speaker 3: the first song on Noah Khan's last album.
52:17
Speaker 1: So Noah Khan gets the end of August now. Ending
52:21
Speaker 1: of August, the bugs are all starting to die. Noah
52:27
Speaker 1: Khan makes some depressing music. Yeah. I love it. All right.
52:31
Speaker 3: We got a chance for you to win $ 1, 000 at
52:33
Speaker 3: a full trip to go see our iHeartRadio Music Festival.
52:35
Speaker 3: That's coming up in just a couple weekends out in Vegas.
52:39
Speaker 3: Right now, though, Bob, I didn't think we were going
52:42
Speaker 3: to go back to this. I thought as a show,
52:45
Speaker 3: as a community, we were past this. But I must
52:48
Speaker 3: take everyone back to the message we got a while back.
52:53
Speaker 3: about the lady whose man sits on the porcelain toilet
53:00
Speaker 3: and lifts up both toilet seats.
53:02
Speaker 14: Recently found out the guy that I'm dating.
53:05
Speaker 7: Is a bull sitter.
53:06
Speaker 3: Yeah, a bull sitter. Now, our show is just sort
53:10
Speaker 3: of all over the place. Yeah, sure, of course, we
53:12
Speaker 3: do a live show, but also a lot of people
53:13
Speaker 3: are getting caught up on the podcast. So there's people
53:16
Speaker 3: learning about bull sitters all over the place in different podcasts,
53:20
Speaker 3: different shows and everything. But let's get to our friend
53:23
Speaker 3: Christina here. She just sent a talkback message in, brought
53:26
Speaker 3: to us by One Team Media.
53:27
Speaker 1: Good morning, fellas.
53:28
Speaker 15: I don't know if you guys really realize how much
53:30
Speaker 15: people think about the conversations that are on your show
53:34
Speaker 15: day in and day out, all day long. The amount
53:36
Speaker 15: of time that me and Shani have discussed sitting directly
53:40
Speaker 15: on the toilet is, like, ridiculous. Yesterday we were talking
53:43
Speaker 15: about going low so it would be a clean toilet
53:45
Speaker 15: so we could sit down on them and see what.
53:47
Speaker 1: The draw is. Okay, now don't do it. Taking a
53:51
Speaker 1: field trip to the toilet section? You can clean your
53:54
Speaker 1: own toilet. I'd feel more comfortable. Like, don't go to, like,
53:57
Speaker 1: Lowe's or something like that and wait. The display?
54:02
Speaker 3: Like, you're there, like, Pokemon cards are being released or something.
54:05
Speaker 3: We got to be the first on the bowl. You
54:06
Speaker 3: can't trust that because the workers are already in there.
54:09
Speaker 1: You know, I'm not sure if they're using the public
54:11
Speaker 1: bathroom either. No, I was just talking about the displays, dude. Oh,
54:14
Speaker 1: the display.
54:15
Speaker 3: No, you can't sit on the displays. You can't bare-ass
54:19
Speaker 3: a display. And you got to bear acid if you
54:22
Speaker 3: want to really feel how it feels, right?
54:23
Speaker 2: For real, yeah.
54:24
Speaker 1: Okay. Then we talked about getting fake.
54:27
Speaker 15: Balls so we could, like, hang them in there and see, like,
54:29
Speaker 15: how low they go into the bowl.
54:32
Speaker 11: And then it.
54:33
Speaker 1: Just got even more ridiculous from there.
54:35
Speaker 3: I don't know if it gets more ridiculous than... I'm
54:38
Speaker 3: not sure where else you go from there. Me and
54:41
Speaker 3: Shani were hanging truck nuts at Lowe's.
54:43
Speaker 1: Also, the amount of times that I've pictured.
54:46
Speaker 15: mikey because i get that girl's message that she left
54:49
Speaker 15: about he wouldn't need a squatty potty and i was.
54:51
Speaker 8: Like yeah you're right because he's so tall and then
54:53
Speaker 8: you said you still would so now i'm like sitting
54:55
Speaker 8: there trying to picture.
54:56
Speaker 1: How high your legs go and if it.
54:59
Speaker 8: Really would need a squatty potty or like legit you
55:02
Speaker 8: are good to go oh god it's just endless ridiculous
55:05
Speaker 8: thoughts yeah but i swear every time i'm in the
55:08
Speaker 8: freaking bathroom i think of everything This.
55:11
Speaker 1: Is talked about on the show.
55:12
Speaker 15: Like I can't even go in for a nice, enjoyable,
55:15
Speaker 15: like quick shot.
55:16
Speaker 8: I'm in there thinking like about what is talked on
55:19
Speaker 8: the show.
55:20
Speaker 1: Try it.
55:20
Speaker 10: Oh my God.
55:21
Speaker 1: Okay. Have a good day.
55:22
Speaker 4: Bye.
55:22
Speaker 1: Okay. I guess just try it. We've ruined the bathroom.
55:24
Speaker 2: Yeah.
55:25
Speaker 1: Ruin the bathroom for Christina. The moment she steps in
55:28
Speaker 1: the door, she thinks of us. Yeah. Or bathroom ghosts.
55:32
Speaker 3: Can't wait for somebody to make the Pittsburgh police scanner
55:35
Speaker 3: about two ladies that got arrested at Lowe's.
55:40
Speaker 13: Why?
55:41
Speaker 3: They were hanging them in the display toilets. All right,
55:44
Speaker 3: here's your chance to go to our iHeartRadio Music Festival
55:48
Speaker 3: and win $ 1, 000 and a full trip to Vegas. Should
55:55
Speaker 3: be pretty nice out today. Highs and low 80s. It's
55:57
Speaker 3: Mikey and Bob here on 96.1 KISS. We've been, like,
56:01
Speaker 3: unfortunately dealing with a lot of, like, really just close
56:05
Speaker 3: listeners that we have that have lost pets recently, you know? Yeah.
56:10
Speaker 3: Buddy Reed Nico, who listens to the show over in
56:12
Speaker 3: the state of Washington. His dog Poe passed. Aunt Kaka
56:17
Speaker 3: left us a message yesterday. She was all done because...
56:21
Speaker 3: Her dog Dudley, you know, they had to put Dudley down.
56:25
Speaker 1: Yeah, but hold on. Our buddy Weed Nico is back here.
56:29
Speaker 2: Hey, boys.
56:31
Speaker 13: Weed Nico from Washington. I just wanted to give a
56:34
Speaker 13: quick shout to Aunt Kaka. I'm right here with you, girl.
56:39
Speaker 13: Sorry you had to put your bulldog down. But we're
56:43
Speaker 13: all right here with you. We love you and we're
56:45
Speaker 13: here for you. In fact, speaking of here for.
56:48
Speaker 2: You, Oh, boy.
56:49
Speaker 4: I just picked up Poe from being cremated.
56:52
Speaker 3: Oh, wow.
56:52
Speaker 4: And I wanted to take my first bee with him.
56:54
Speaker 1: First bee?
56:56
Speaker 4: Now that he's back.
56:57
Speaker 1: A beer?
56:57
Speaker 4: I want to share that with you, too, Aunt Kaka.
56:59
Speaker 1: A bath?
57:00
Speaker 4: This one's for you and Poe.
57:01
Speaker 1: Aunt Kaka, too? Uh-oh. Oh, it's a long rip.
57:05
Speaker 19: Tribute.
57:06
Speaker 21: Here you go.
57:10
Speaker 1: Yeah, well, we call him Weed Nico for a reason.
57:12
Speaker 23: It's been rough all around, y'all.
57:14
Speaker 2: Has been.
57:14
Speaker 23: Didn't Cornhole Joe lose his dog a little while back?
57:17
Speaker 1: Yeah, I think so, yeah.
57:18
Speaker 23: John from Trafford is going through it, too. I'm not
57:22
Speaker 23: sure what you're going through, my friend, but Raccoon Tim.
57:25
Speaker 1: Raccoon Tim, man. I'll be right here with you. I've
57:27
Speaker 1: been going through it.
57:27
Speaker 4: Might be time for the Golden Laugh Track, y'all.
57:29
Speaker 3: All right, well, there's been a lot of sadness lately,
57:32
Speaker 3: and this is why we have something on the show
57:35
Speaker 3: called the Golden Laugh Track.
57:36
Speaker 1: In the middle of that, he gave everybody a tribute bong.
57:39
Speaker 1: He did.
57:40
Speaker 3: For not only his cremated dog, Poe, but for others
57:44
Speaker 3: that have passed. Hey, I think our show just found
57:47
Speaker 3: a new rainbow bridge. Yeah, right?
57:49
Speaker 1: When I, listen, we're establishing a rule right now.
57:53
Speaker 3: Anybody, if you lose a pet, you can request a
57:57
Speaker 3: special Weed and Eco Tribune.
58:00
Speaker 18: All right.
58:03
Speaker 3: The golden laugh track is for times like this, okay?
58:06
Speaker 3: When times are tough, yeah, yeah. When you just need it.
58:10
Speaker 3: You need something to make you smile. Mike pooped his
58:13
Speaker 3: pants one time. Trusted a fart. This is what it
58:16
Speaker 3: sounded like.
58:16
Speaker 1: Did you poop your pants?
58:18
Speaker 4: No, you didn't.
58:19
Speaker 1: You didn't.
58:21
Speaker 10: No, you didn't.
58:22
Speaker 1: I did. You said you pooped your pants.
58:30
Speaker 11: You make it seem like I pooped your pants.
58:34
Speaker 10: You make it seem like I'm a child What else
58:39
Speaker 10: is it? You pooped your pants.
58:46
Speaker 1: Did you throw your underwear away? I did What did
58:51
Speaker 1: you do?
58:52
Speaker 3: I And for those people who aren't aware of this yet,
59:04
Speaker 3: we're your official back-to-school station. We don't make the rules,
59:07
Speaker 3: but like, it's just, it's been voted on by all
59:10
Speaker 3: the schools. Every single school voted on it. Earned, not given.
59:14
Speaker 3: It was us. Yep, official back-to-school station here. 96.1 KISS,
59:18
Speaker 3: it's your friends Mike and Bob. Hey, everybody, Logan's back here.
59:21
Speaker 7: Hey, Mikey and Bob, Logan here. It's officially back-to-school week
59:26
Speaker 7: for me, um, I work in a school as my
59:30
Speaker 7: main job. And I think that the only thing that's
59:33
Speaker 7: been getting me through this week is that I finally
59:35
Speaker 7: get to be back on my commute live listening to
59:38
Speaker 7: the show. So thank you guys for helping me get
59:41
Speaker 7: through this first week of school.
59:42
Speaker 1: Yeah, I think maybe we should... Are you clapping?
59:45
Speaker 3: Welcome back to everybody, by the way. I feel like
59:47
Speaker 3: we should almost do like a summer recap, you know?
59:50
Speaker 3: Like the things that happened in our lives around the
59:52
Speaker 3: show over the summer, just to update people who... But
59:55
Speaker 3: then again, I start thinking about that, and I'm like,
59:57
Speaker 3: I don't even know what we did yesterday on the show,
1:00:00
Speaker 3: let alone last week.
1:00:02
Speaker 1: Could get our producer to do that, but, you know.
1:00:04
Speaker 1: All right, hold on. Let's get to some Say Something
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Speaker 1: Nice right here.
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Speaker 7: Ooh, wee!
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Speaker 11: Say something nice. Say something nice.
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Speaker 1: All right, let's get to a say something nice message here.
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Speaker 1: Get go.
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Speaker 3: What's up, dude?
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Speaker 1: Steve here. Hey, I just want to drop a quick... Ooh-wee.
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Speaker 10: Whoa.
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Speaker 11: Say something nice.
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Speaker 1: Sing it.
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Speaker 11: Say something nice.
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Speaker 1: Ooh-wee.
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Speaker 11: Say something nice. Say something nice.
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Speaker 17: My wife and I went on our anniversary trip. this
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Speaker 17: parents for taking us to and from the airport. My
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Speaker 17: dad picked us up Thursday morning at 4.20 in the morning.
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Speaker 1: No coincidence. Took us to the airport.
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Speaker 17: My mom picked us up on Tuesday, drove us home,
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Speaker 17: and there was already food waiting in the refrigerator, so
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Speaker 1: They rock.
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Speaker 2: Oh, man.
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Speaker 1: Fully stocked fridge is underrated. Coming home to that. I
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Speaker 1: feel like I can never get my fridge right.
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Speaker 3: I feel like there's always stuff in there that's expired,
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Speaker 3: and I'm like, ah.
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Speaker 1: And then I don't want.
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Speaker 3: To throw it in the trash because in the trash
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Speaker 1: I don't want to put it on garbage disposal. I
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Speaker 3: There's just a couple different kinds of people. My house
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Speaker 3: is definitely not one of those people that have everything
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Speaker 3: super organized in the kitchen with bins and stacked everywhere.
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Speaker 3: And you look at the fridge and it's all laid
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Speaker 3: out perfectly. Nah, it's not my house.
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Speaker 2: No.
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Speaker 1: No, no, no. Let's get to another one here.
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Speaker 11: Hey boys, wanted to send in an... Say something nice.
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Speaker 10: Come on.
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Speaker 4: Say something nice.
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Speaker 3: Oh, so you wanted to say.
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Speaker 11: Say something nice. Say something nice.
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Speaker 1: To my landlord.
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Speaker 8: Landlord.
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Speaker 13: Whoa.
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Speaker 1: Landlord.
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Speaker 11: Why?
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Speaker 15: Because today I locked myself out of my house.
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Speaker 1: Not great.
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Speaker 15: For an hour and a half.
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Speaker 1: Oh.
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Speaker 13: When I was walking my dog.
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Speaker 10: Wow.
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Speaker 1: Wearing nothing but a muumuuu.
1:02:24
Speaker 4: Nothing underneath and slides.
1:02:27
Speaker 7: So thank you to my landlord who let me in.
1:02:29
Speaker 1: Moo-moo and slides. Nothing underneath.
1:02:33
Speaker 3: Not what you want to get locked out for an
1:02:35
Speaker 3: hour and a half and have your landlord show up
1:02:37
Speaker 3: and just be like, were you walking around in this?
1:02:39
Speaker 11: Is this what you were wearing?
1:02:41
Speaker 1: Hey, usually landlords, it's like a problem.
1:02:45
Speaker 3: Did she thank you? Just taking the dog out for
1:02:47
Speaker 3: a quick little quick walk.
1:02:49
Speaker 2: Yeah.
1:02:49
Speaker 1: Ended up being about two hours.
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Speaker 11: Say something nice. Say something nice.
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Speaker 9: Why?
1:03:04
Speaker 3: Because we like to reward you for spreading positivity on
1:03:08
Speaker 3: our show. Tonight, final preseason game for the Steelers. They'll
1:03:18
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Speaker 1: Home of the Rocking. Home of the Lurs. On the
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1:03:38
Speaker 3: So, yeah, Steelers, of course, tonight taking on the Bills
1:03:41
Speaker 3: in Buffalo, which means tomorrow on the show.
1:03:44
Speaker 1: Sure, we'll talk about the game.
1:03:45
Speaker 3: Like you talk about the game with your friends or anybody.
1:03:49
Speaker 1: Yeah, but it's a third preseason game.
1:03:51
Speaker 3: It's Steelers Facebook comments that it's really going to be
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Speaker 3: the fun of the show tomorrow.
1:03:55
Speaker 1: That's what we want. That's what we need.
1:03:57
Speaker 3: We will get to that, of course, and hopefully something
1:04:01
Speaker 3: happens with Joey Porter Jr. here soon because season's going
1:04:04
Speaker 3: to start. That guy needs a new contract. It doesn't
1:04:06
Speaker 3: sound like he's coming back to play any football this
1:04:08
Speaker 3: year if he doesn't have a big, fat new deal.
1:04:12
Speaker 1: Let's see. What else?
1:04:14
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Speaker 1: And $ 1, 000.
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Speaker 3: Bob, I got to say thank you again to neighbor
1:04:39
Speaker 3: Nicole from down the street. Walked over with her three
1:04:42
Speaker 3: younger girls yesterday and dropped off Jeep ducks at my house.
1:04:46
Speaker 3: Home delivery Jeep ducks. You got porch ducks, man. I
1:04:49
Speaker 3: did get porch ducks. That aren't like the porch ducks
1:04:52
Speaker 3: you dress up. They were just for my Jeep. But
1:04:54
Speaker 3: they were the first people to get our Mikey and
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Speaker 1: Special.
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Speaker 3: Speaking of our friends over at the Seaharper Auto Group,
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Speaker 3: they are the official sponsor of the Mikey and Bob podcast.
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Speaker 3: What would you like to name the podcast today, Bob? Meat, potatoes,
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Speaker 3: and a six-foot nutcracker. I feel like we've had some
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Speaker 3: really good podcast names lately, you know? Can I say
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Speaker 3: that again and you slow it down? Can we do
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Speaker 3: that trick?
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Speaker 1: Yeah, sure. Go ahead.
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Speaker 10: Meat!
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Speaker 1: Wait, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on. No,
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Speaker 1: I gotta hit another button. Alright, try again.
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Speaker 20: Meat!
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Speaker 10: Potatoes! And a six-foot nutcracker!
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Speaker 1: Okay. You feel better now that you got that out
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Speaker 1: of your system, bud?
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Speaker 2: Yeah.
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Speaker 1: Okay. Hey, listen. By the way, this is not going
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Speaker 1: to become a thing.
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Speaker 3: We don't need to end every show with a sensual
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Speaker 3: Bob doing the podcast name.
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Speaker 10: Meat!
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Speaker 1: Potatoes! Just for today.
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Speaker 10: And a six-foot nutcracker!
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Speaker 1: Just something special for today. Something special. This isn't going
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Speaker 1: to be a thing going forward.
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Speaker 11: No, never.
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Speaker 2: No.
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Speaker 1: Uh-uh. We don't have, like, running things that carry over
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Speaker 1: from show to show. We wouldn't.
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Speaker 3: Not like it's been Bob's birthday for almost nine months
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Speaker 3: straight now.
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Speaker 1: Hey, thanks, man. All right, that's it. No, that wasn't
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Speaker 1: an official happy birthday. I just wished you. Have a
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Speaker 1: good day. Don't steal it. Listen to the podcast if
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Speaker 1: you missed anything. WKST FM Pittsburgh, 96.