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Taylor's parents put her in the doghouse! · Johnjay & Rich On Demand

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  Speaker 1: John Jan It's hi Taylor, thanks for holding.
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  Speaker 2: Hello. Hello, Hi Taylor.
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  Speaker 1: Hey, what's up.
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  Speaker 2: So, I mean, I've come to terms with the fact
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  Speaker 2: that I'm no longer my parents' favorite child. Their goldendoodle
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  Speaker 2: definitely is.
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  Speaker 1: It's hilarious.
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  Speaker 2: I moved out and then they got this dog, and
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  Speaker 2: they treat this dog like freaking royalty, like better than
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  Speaker 2: I've ever been treated in my childhood. Like I feel
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  Speaker 2: like I was microwaving my dinners, and they like make
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  Speaker 2: dinner for the dog, and they like have a whole
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  Speaker 2: like routine at night, like a whole skincare regimen, Like
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  Speaker 2: they wash the dogs like this special shampoo and they
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  Speaker 2: put all these oils on his fur. You know, it's
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  Speaker 2: just like ridiculous.
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  Speaker 1: Just well, I mean there's a reason the dog business
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  Speaker 1: is like a ten billion dollar but maybe more than that.
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  Speaker 1: You know, it's like great.
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  Speaker 2: Now.
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  Speaker 1: You know what's funny is I have friends like that.
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  Speaker 1: I know, they're both their kids who went to college
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  Speaker 1: and then their kids now have careers, and they adopted
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  Speaker 1: a dog as a family. It was a puppy, and
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  Speaker 1: now when you go to their Instagram, it's just the dog.
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  Speaker 1: You don't know, one of the kids is like a
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  Speaker 1: teacher somewhere, no one you never had. It's just a dog.
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  Speaker 1: Did they take down your pictures and put up the
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  Speaker 1: golden doodle picture?
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  Speaker 2: You know it hasn't gotten that far yet, but I'm
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  Speaker 2: I'm waiting. I am waiting. I mean, it's like it seriously,
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  Speaker 2: it feels like they're like waiting for a grandchild and
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  Speaker 2: this is just like the you know, the placeholder.
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  Speaker 3: They probably are. So just imagine, like, I know it's
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  Speaker 3: driving you nuts right now, but you're looking at this
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  Speaker 3: all wrong. Imagine when you do have a grandchild, like
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  Speaker 3: they are going to pamper and spoil that kid and
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  Speaker 3: just be the best with them.
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  Speaker 1: Unless the dog's still alive.
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  Speaker 3: The dogs still live an indication of what they're going
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  Speaker 3: to be like as grandparents.
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  Speaker 1: You have your baby, we have our fur baby. Give
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  Speaker 1: them the benefit of the gown you talked about, like
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  Speaker 1: the photo family photos. I feel like that would be
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  Speaker 1: such a good troll moment.
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  Speaker 2: Like you're like, oh, you guys want to replace me,
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  Speaker 2: so I'll help you while you're at it and start
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  Speaker 2: replacing all your.
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  Speaker 1: Pictures with the dogs. You know, it's funny when you
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  Speaker 1: brought up you're not the favorite child anymore. I remember,
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  Speaker 1: I've never thought I was the favorite child of my house.
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  Speaker 1: It was just me and my sister. And when we
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  Speaker 1: grew up and moved out, and then my parents separated,
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  Speaker 1: my mom got her own place. And when you walk
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  Speaker 1: into my mom's house, in the living room was the
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  Speaker 1: biggest framed photo of my sister.
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  Speaker 3: Wow. What was funny about pictures and parents is like,
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  Speaker 3: my mom switches pictures and she knows like someone's coming over,
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  Speaker 3: she'll switch and put the feeling.
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  Speaker 1: She tell you that, Well, you came over, you saw
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  Speaker 1: her switch up photos.
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  Speaker 3: Like, wait a second, our pictures. Oh, Eric was just here.
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  Speaker 1: I that is freaky hilarious.
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  Speaker 3: Well, that's actually genius, and I actually I applaud your efforts.
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  Speaker 2: All of you guys are her favorite. She makes sure
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  Speaker 2: she does a good job of that.
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  Speaker 1: Taylor, thanks for calling in. Have a great day.