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Beard Laws Episode 46 - Interview With Ekoh · Stay Outta My Fridge

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  Speaker 1: I'm gonna just the children a living prison.
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  Speaker 2: wake and got the better cook agreed. There's a weeks
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  Speaker 3: That's a pushing matters of breeds.
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  Speaker 1: Second skiffing man. I did the kids and they said
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  Speaker 1: fine with the injury that.
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  Speaker 3: They okay and kill them every game outside. I think
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  Speaker 3: it's whereas that's a bed. There's a break for three
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  Speaker 3: of a dead bands that ain't no pair brand. Get
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  Speaker 3: the three in if you want to tell this dress
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  Speaker 3: off the bashi and the bust.
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  Speaker 4: In the course and I'm dead France and brids and them.
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  Speaker 2: As for the Dea, you don't want to say trouble
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  Speaker 2: another to the states kid take us on her this
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  Speaker 2: her plans for the rapt up and another one for
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  Speaker 2: the dead on the ground. Like I setting pay the
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  Speaker 2: printing get you getting the getad represents straight up oeplebrating,
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  Speaker 2: maybe by the limits, like people making observations, people taking
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  Speaker 2: me how they had a daughter said.
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  Speaker 1: When they see me like a living because they can
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  Speaker 1: get head. It just ain't got number ship over my
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  Speaker 1: more minute and I'm beating you know. It's just like baby.
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  Speaker 3: Risk bitch.
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  Speaker 4: The king taking him at the beauty. He gets up,
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  Speaker 4: not talking with your friends.
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  Speaker 1: Know the gas the game, now.
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  Speaker 5: To get up the that's what a guy. You don't
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  Speaker 5: listening to the given though we're giving it best that
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  Speaker 5: I can slipp meyeut of listen to put.
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  Speaker 3: The first time of my life, I'm working in the
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  Speaker 3: sight of these bills.
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  Speaker 5: I ain't swipping with the winds too.
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  Speaker 2: So now I'm taking his dancing on some independent ship
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  Speaker 2: and never taking advancing.
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  Speaker 5: It would work in my life.
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  Speaker 3: Up the gat and the chance and now the breach
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  Speaker 3: over this wrap that could safe.
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  Speaker 4: From my hands.
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  Speaker 2: Yet all the critics keep them talking about in qualified
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  Speaker 2: and give an opinion of the ship.
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  Speaker 5: And then they don't know how to do like I
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  Speaker 5: wait to give up the n sidifiers struck the criticism
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  Speaker 5: be wakeing troup to two chat.
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  Speaker 1: I'm rapp fover the mouth and then rappers.
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  Speaker 3: Dad's running in the poop of my house and trying
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  Speaker 3: to say he put the game of the mother.
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  Speaker 1: And put on the crown like I was put up
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  Speaker 1: on the earth and break away in the mouth.
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  Speaker 4: It's going down.
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  Speaker 5: We're talking about the noman not top ten.
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  Speaker 3: I'm living with a nose leading the guy.
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  Speaker 1: Seeping on the hYP and number door. And in the
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  Speaker 1: music is the baby protecting the band of the things.
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  Speaker 3: I've recorded a little bit for never leaving the whole
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  Speaker 3: the second.
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  Speaker 1: Before giving him.
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  Speaker 3: If you're working in it tripping, I'm never doing that.
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  Speaker 1: I'm killing. What's up, ladies and gentlemen. This is Beard
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  Speaker 1: Laws episode forty six, and we all know whose music
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  Speaker 1: that is. Hopefully you guys do if you don't, guys,
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  Speaker 1: that's the tonight's guest. And yeah, we had full rights
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  Speaker 1: YouTube and paris Cope and Twitter and Twitch and all
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  Speaker 1: that good stuff to play that. Yeah, because he's backstage,
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  Speaker 1: logan's everything up and as always, a couple of decent
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  Speaker 1: looking dudes and and logans here, so let's get rid
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  Speaker 1: of this and uh boo, here we are, guys. That's
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  Speaker 1: live on YouTube. Make sure you guys head over there
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  Speaker 1: check it out. That's where we're playing at. Thanks YouTube.
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  Speaker 1: All right again, guys, this is Beard Laws episode forty six.
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  Speaker 1: We're gonna hit you with the quick little intro. We're
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  Speaker 1: gonna get him in here as soon as we can.
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  Speaker 1: He's backstage, he's ready, trust me. Intro time, Beard Law
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  Speaker 1: number forty six. I was here, dude, say they cut
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  Speaker 1: their beard off because they couldn't handle the itchy stage.
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  Speaker 1: If your ball's that, you're gonna cut them off to
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  Speaker 1: don't cut your beard. Don't cut your balls again. Guys.
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  Speaker 1: This is Beard Laws episode number forty six. Another pretty
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  Speaker 1: mediocre episode. Glad you guys could check it out. Special
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  Speaker 1: guest Echo is hanging out backstage and uh, of course
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  Speaker 1: we got this guy right here. Who what's your name?
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  Speaker 1: Who are you? Hi? I'm Logan High Logan like some
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  Speaker 1: we all know who that is. That's Logan and uh,
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  Speaker 1: and we know who this guy is. He's he's missing
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  Speaker 1: his co host from here. But for obvious reasons, it
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  Speaker 1: looks like he got a little bit asleep, and by
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  Speaker 1: little bit, probably a little bit.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah I have You can see the bags underneath my eyes.
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  Speaker 4: I'd definitely definitely have slept more than five minutes.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, he's got that, those those new dad eyes. It's okay.
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  Speaker 1: It happens to the best of So, like we said, guys,
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  Speaker 1: we got at Coachella in backstage and he's got some
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  Speaker 1: stuff to do. So we wanted to start a couple
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  Speaker 1: of minutes early we're gonna do We're gonna jump right
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  Speaker 1: into the intro and then we're gonna we're gonna bring
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  Speaker 1: him in here and h haper conversation. So if you
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  Speaker 1: guys are ready, let's uh, let's do it. Let's do it.
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  Speaker 1: Tonight's guest is Echo. He's a man who started out
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  Speaker 1: TikTok by showing off his love for Jamison, and I
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  Speaker 1: can relate to that kind of love. A man who
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  Speaker 1: was a time traveler, a fortune cookie writer, a rapper,
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  Speaker 1: and a heart hot A man who's all about that
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  Speaker 1: parkour life. A man who is not only a rapper
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  Speaker 1: but a magician. A man who busted out a sweet
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  Speaker 1: sand and beard for Christmas videos, but he wore around
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  Speaker 1: his neck as if it was a necklace and not
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  Speaker 1: on his space like the rest of us. A man
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  Speaker 1: who has a three step guide getting better friends. Don't
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  Speaker 1: be a todd A man who created one of the
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  Speaker 1: weirdest game shows ever, The Joker's Wild. Sadly it was
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  Speaker 1: canceled after one episode. A man that can teach you
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  Speaker 1: how to low budget flip that house even if there's
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  Speaker 1: a dick drawn on the wall. The CEO of Chad beats.
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  Speaker 1: A man who's unpredictable and kills all those first states.
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  Speaker 1: A man who will be the motivational speaker you need,
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  Speaker 1: so hire him well, you know, if school's actually opened
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  Speaker 1: back up. A man who thinks the elephant should be
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  Speaker 1: the king of the jungle for obvious reasons. A man
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  Speaker 1: that can tell you how to deal with the haters
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  Speaker 1: and probably get rid of them for the right praise.
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  Speaker 1: A man who recently learned the real way to make
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  Speaker 1: a TikTok in the bathroom mirror. Of course, no one
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  Speaker 1: the only echo.
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  Speaker 5: What's up, guys, such a great intro.
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  Speaker 1: Thanks research that's so yeah, and gears was pretty good
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  Speaker 1: because you're fairly new to TikTok. So thanks for not
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  Speaker 1: having seven thousand videos like some of the guests, because
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  Speaker 1: it takes a while to scroll all the way back
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  Speaker 1: from like twenty eighteen.
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  Speaker 5: I'm trying to get there.
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  Speaker 1: I'm yeah. And then when you're really even bigger than
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  Speaker 1: when you are in the music game, we'll bring it
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  Speaker 1: back on the show and I'm gonna be like, oh shit, man,
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  Speaker 1: you've had seven thousand more videos and talking about Elephant
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  Speaker 1: Dix way too much.
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  Speaker 5: I have so many elephant big videos in my phone
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  Speaker 5: that it was hard to pick the right one, the
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  Speaker 5: right one.
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  Speaker 1: It was the right one. I was showing him that
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  Speaker 1: I was actually at his work today, Logan's work today,
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  Speaker 1: and I was showing him. It seemed like a proper
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  Speaker 1: thing to show the networks.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, absolutely. Uh And by the way, that is
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  Speaker 3: a nice dick.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah yeah, who was talking about? Where do you work?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah? He's the treasure of OnlyFans. Don't worry about it.
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  Speaker 1: So so first question that I ask every single guest.
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  Speaker 1: It's that generic question that kind of every show asks,
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  Speaker 1: mainly because I want to start doing collaborations. And some
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  Speaker 1: people have really cool stories and some just your average story.
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  Speaker 1: But what got you into TikTok?
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  Speaker 5: That's a good question. I think it had been just
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  Speaker 5: a hot topic for so long, and I you know,
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  Speaker 5: checked it out here and there, and I remember seeing
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  Speaker 5: ads for it just like pop up way back in
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  Speaker 5: the day, and I was like, I don't even know
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  Speaker 5: what the fuck this is.
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  Speaker 3: Uh.
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  Speaker 5: And whenever, whenever like a new social media pops up,
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  Speaker 5: there's all there's like a long period of people just
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  Speaker 5: being very hesitant about it and not really jumping over
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  Speaker 5: or talking shit about it, and that's kind of the thing.
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  Speaker 5: So eventually I was like, I'm just gonna check it out.
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  Speaker 5: And once I started checking out, it was like I
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  Speaker 5: was amazed and overwhelmed, mostly overwhelmed because once you like
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  Speaker 5: I spent so many much time by building up my
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  Speaker 5: other social media platforms. Looking at that, I was like, fuck, man,
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  Speaker 5: this is like everything else on steroids. Everybody's so fucking creative,
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  Speaker 5: everybody's so talented, and I'm just like, I don't even
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  Speaker 5: know if I have a place here, you know what
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  Speaker 5: I mean, Well you do.
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  Speaker 1: It turns out and it's a good thing you joined now,
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  Speaker 1: because when it first came over from Musically to TikTok,
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  Speaker 1: it was a very very weird place. It was. I mean,
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  Speaker 1: it's it's weird now, but when you get you know
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  Speaker 1: what I mean, like a little you know, the the
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  Speaker 1: more creative people like you talked about. Back then, it
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  Speaker 1: was pretty much just a whole bunch of people that
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  Speaker 1: didn't work. And this was pre COVID that were more
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  Speaker 1: or less just sitting you know, in their in their
• 8:24
  Speaker 1: houses or vehicles where they live, just kind of saying
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  Speaker 1: I need money to live. I need It was kind
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  Speaker 1: of like a social media for kind of homeless people
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  Speaker 1: and not a kidding or not trying to be a dick,
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  Speaker 1: like that's kind of what it was when it was,
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  Speaker 1: and I was just like we're gonna start. I'm like,
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  Speaker 1: this ain't the place for me. I got a house.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, it's depressing.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, it was weird. And then thankfully, you know, I
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  Speaker 1: like to say that, you know, the Beard Bros. With
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  Speaker 1: the Christmas beard off was kind of like McGuire and
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  Speaker 1: Sosa with the stair right home run race. That helps
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  Speaker 1: say baseball, They helped say TikTok.
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  Speaker 5: I love that.
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  Speaker 1: That just popped in my head. That's pretty I don't know,
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  Speaker 1: I don't know what.
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  Speaker 4: That was pretty good.
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  Speaker 5: I'm I'm very proud of that.
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  Speaker 1: We're gonna put it on the TikTok.
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  Speaker 5: TikTok has quickly become like my favorite social media just
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  Speaker 5: to be on to to create with and just do
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  Speaker 5: different kinds of stuff.
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  Speaker 1: Man. Yeah. Yeah, And and it makes like kind of
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  Speaker 1: the editing and some of the videos and stuff that
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  Speaker 1: you can feed off really easy, which I think personally
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  Speaker 1: is nice. And yeah, it's it's a it's a cool thing.
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  Speaker 1: Do you remember one of the first people that you
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  Speaker 1: followed on on on TikTok because you always remember your first.
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  Speaker 5: I don't know my first. I don't remember my first.
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  Speaker 5: I think my first was probably like a dog video
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  Speaker 5: because there was so much awesome dog ship. Like when
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  Speaker 5: I got onto, I thought that it was just mostly animals.
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  Speaker 5: I'm like, why is there so many animal videos on there?
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  Speaker 5: I think I was looking with my girlfriend at the time,
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  Speaker 5: and not at the time, but at the time I was.
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  Speaker 5: We were together, Uh, and she's like super into and
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  Speaker 5: she's like, she just started following all these accounts for
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  Speaker 5: me because she doesn't have any social media really, so
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  Speaker 5: she just kind of goes vicariously through me. Yeah, that's
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  Speaker 5: not a bad thing, So it's probably one of those.
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  Speaker 1: Nice So tell us about the random coconut that ended
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  Speaker 1: up on your tour.
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  Speaker 5: Bus, dude. Marge, Yeah, Marge was. Marge is fucking legendary.
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  Speaker 5: So we were in Florida, and Florida's historically a pretty
• 10:22
  Speaker 5: shitty place to tour for a lot of people.
• 10:25
  Speaker 1: You could have just stopped at Florida's pretty sure.
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  Speaker 5: I mean, well, it's like it's mad hot.
• 10:31
  Speaker 6: Uh.
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  Speaker 5: The market is just really weird, so it's hard for
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  Speaker 5: people to tour there because it's all it's hard to
• 10:39
  Speaker 5: have poll and draw in a lot of venues and
• 10:42
  Speaker 5: places are weird, nothing against the people or anything. So
• 10:45
  Speaker 5: we're playing a show in Florida. We're playing at Margate,
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  Speaker 5: That's what it was, Margate Florida, which I'm sure nobody
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  Speaker 5: knows who Margate ish. And outside the venue, we were
• 10:56
  Speaker 5: with a friend of mine, Disney Right. If you guys
• 10:58
  Speaker 5: know what Disney Right is. He's not a rapper, and
• 11:02
  Speaker 5: he's vegan, and so we found these coconuts on the
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  Speaker 5: ground and decided to play vegan football with the coconuts.
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  Speaker 5: And so we were just like throwing this back and forth,
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  Speaker 5: and by DJ Codebreak and I were so fucking bored,
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  Speaker 5: and that show had like nobody there, and so we
• 11:18
  Speaker 5: were like, let's just let's go find a way to
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  Speaker 5: make bring this coconuts a life. So we named her March.
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  Speaker 5: We threw some fresh kicks on her and some dreads, yeah,
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  Speaker 5: and she followed us for the rest of the tour,
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  Speaker 5: all the way back home. The last show is I
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  Speaker 5: live in Vegas. So the last show is in Vegas,
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  Speaker 5: and the venue here wanted to keep her, so we
• 11:36
  Speaker 5: left her at Brooklyn Bowl in Las Vegas, so you
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  Speaker 5: can actually actually she's probably rotten by now, but probably
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  Speaker 5: could have gone to see March.
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  Speaker 4: She was.
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  Speaker 5: We brought her on stage for every show. She crowd
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  Speaker 5: served every show and it was pretty amazing. That's so
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  Speaker 5: freaking awesome.
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  Speaker 1: Time for March too went when touring is allowed again.
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  Speaker 1: So the Christmas song that kind of we spoke about
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  Speaker 1: in the intro was awesome. You use the beard as
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  Speaker 1: a necklace if you ever need some great beards. We
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  Speaker 1: kind of had some or whatever, and uh yeah, a
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  Speaker 1: little bit about the song or the I mean, obviously
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  Speaker 1: the inspiration behind the song was Christmas, but it's it's
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  Speaker 1: it's cool, I mean for me personally, when you kind
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  Speaker 1: of see artists that take you know, your your, your
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  Speaker 1: your typical Christmas songs and could put their twist on
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  Speaker 1: it and make it something that's enjoyable that you don't
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  Speaker 1: hear right after Thanksgiving and you work retail and want
• 12:28
  Speaker 1: to rip your ears out.
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  Speaker 5: I would if I could grow a beard, I would.
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  Speaker 5: I just don't have the ability to. It doesn't grow
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  Speaker 5: in too Really, it happened when it.
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  Speaker 3: Took me thirty seven years to finally like manly hit
• 12:42
  Speaker 3: puberty and then last Labor Day, like I had last
• 12:47
  Speaker 3: Labor la it was the last time I shaved.
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  Speaker 1: And I'm thirty nine.
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  Speaker 3: Now, so give it time.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, all right, it'll I'm not going to lose faith yet.
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  Speaker 3: I was all blotchy and patchy, and my wife would
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  Speaker 3: always be, oh, it looks so good at it's coming
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  Speaker 3: in honey, shut yeah and got real, yeah, shit, got real.
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  Speaker 3: Now I have a beard.
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  Speaker 5: But when we did the Christmas song, I think one
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  Speaker 5: of the first things I did on Facebook, they went
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  Speaker 5: like semi viral, was like a Christmas list rap that
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  Speaker 5: I did was talking about random ship that I wanted
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  Speaker 5: and it was like kind of funny. So I was like,
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  Speaker 5: we need to make another Christmas song and I don't.
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  Speaker 5: It's hard for me to do like gimmicky stuff, and
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  Speaker 5: if I do, I really have to make in my own.
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  Speaker 5: And I was never a big fan of how all
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  Speaker 5: Christmas songs are like happy because I get like seasonal depression,
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  Speaker 5: you know what I mean. So when I'm in December,
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  Speaker 5: I'm like, this shit sucks.
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  Speaker 1: Goose from pretty much Halloween to Easter where we are
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  Speaker 1: so we know about that shit.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, So I was like, I need I want to
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  Speaker 5: make a song that kind of hones in on that
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  Speaker 5: a little bit and the things that are going on
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  Speaker 5: in the world, you know what I mean, and the
• 13:52
  Speaker 5: little things that I am, you know, stoked on. So
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  Speaker 5: the song kind of took like some old Christmas melodies
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  Speaker 5: and I think we flipped the song for home alone.
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  Speaker 1: I was wondering if that was it.
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  Speaker 5: I was gonna ask you yeah, and we made the
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  Speaker 5: beat out of that and uh and did that. So
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  Speaker 5: it's always fun for me to challenge myself to write
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  Speaker 5: different stuff and try and make it, you know, fun
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  Speaker 5: and interesting.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, because one of my favorite Christmas albums that I
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  Speaker 1: play every year is the Snoop Dogg Christmas on Vinyl.
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  Speaker 1: So another I got another good at least song to
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  Speaker 1: play for Christmas time.
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  Speaker 5: We got per punk Christmas.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, I like good too.
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  Speaker 5: I can't help them. Like pop punk kid at heart,
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  Speaker 5: I can't help myself.
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  Speaker 1: Who's your favorite or one of your favorite pop punk bands.
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  Speaker 5: My favorite band of all time is AFI, and they're
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  Speaker 5: not really.
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  Speaker 4: I love AF. I love a Fi. AFI is the
• 14:42
  Speaker 4: ship God called in today.
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  Speaker 5: Like I was the first song I heard from them
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  Speaker 5: when I was in like fun, I was like I
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  Speaker 5: don't know thirteen something like that. Davey Havoc is god
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  Speaker 5: my bold statement, cotton old statement?
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  Speaker 1: What about teenage bottle Rockett's in them at all?
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  Speaker 5: I don't I've heard the name.
• 15:03
  Speaker 1: You have to look them up there. They're my go
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  Speaker 1: to My first.
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  Speaker 5: Concert ever was Goldfingers Cross. There was Criss Cross.
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  Speaker 1: Why wouldn't I admit that that's a.
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  Speaker 5: Wigedy wag?
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  Speaker 1: That's fucking I wore my clothes backwards for so many
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  Speaker 1: years and something. Then finally by the time my senior
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  Speaker 1: year and senior pictures, they were like, dude, you're you're
• 15:25
  Speaker 1: wearing your clothes backwards. And I was like, oh, yeah,
• 15:28
  Speaker 1: Chris is dead.
• 15:29
  Speaker 5: It's so weird that that's such a that that was
• 15:31
  Speaker 5: the thing a random, like what a random? But also
• 15:35
  Speaker 5: if you look at Jinko's, that's really fucking weird that
• 15:37
  Speaker 5: I was the thing too true.
• 15:38
  Speaker 1: Imagine having to pee, Like I mean, as a kid,
• 15:40
  Speaker 1: you can drop your jaws and it's okay, But if
• 15:42
  Speaker 1: you're a grown ass adult wearing your clothes backwards, that's
• 15:44
  Speaker 1: gonna be tough to peek pop.
• 15:46
  Speaker 4: Like when you gotta go drop here at Eagles You're
• 15:49
  Speaker 4: like when you pee now anyway?
• 15:51
  Speaker 1: Is that not? That's not a thing. Well, COVID times
• 15:55
  Speaker 1: they frowned upon it. I guess do they make anything
• 15:58
  Speaker 1: like you could like a portable dice that you could
• 16:00
  Speaker 1: put around your ankle so when you drop your pants
• 16:02
  Speaker 1: it doesn't hit the floor and get all shitty. But
• 16:04
  Speaker 1: that's not a thing. We should invent that.
• 16:07
  Speaker 5: I think that's a million dollar idea.
• 16:09
  Speaker 4: Right, there's a million dollar idea. The problem is there's
• 16:11
  Speaker 4: so many people listening to us right now that they're
• 16:14
  Speaker 4: someone's gonna someone's gonna go copyright that before we know what.
• 16:17
  Speaker 5: They've heard the copy right there already, right now, Yeah,
• 16:19
  Speaker 5: maybe let me do it say that again.
• 16:22
  Speaker 1: We'll talk about it later. We got we got more questions. Yeah,
• 16:24
  Speaker 1: so I feel like the wheelchair. No, no, you're not kidding.
• 16:30
  Speaker 1: You don't get the joke. It's kind of like a
• 16:31
  Speaker 1: portable squatty potty, but not an actual squatty potties, just
• 16:34
  Speaker 1: a device. It can be used for multiple reason I'll show.
• 16:37
  Speaker 4: You later, draw like tracts.
• 16:40
  Speaker 1: Yeah, and they just kind of yeah that one. That
• 16:43
  Speaker 1: one's better. We're work bad, all right. We're gonna have
• 16:45
  Speaker 1: to have a brainstorm session after all right. So I
• 16:50
  Speaker 1: feel like everyone probably you know, in interviews and everything
• 16:54
  Speaker 1: with you, they're like, who are your top three rappers?
• 16:57
  Speaker 1: We do things a little different, So I want to
• 16:59
  Speaker 1: know your three most hated or your three worst rappers?
• 17:04
  Speaker 1: Three you know that it would be the first time
• 17:07
  Speaker 1: just ones that you just are like, nah, they're they're terrible.
• 17:10
  Speaker 1: They're just not either terrible nickelback.
• 17:15
  Speaker 5: Well, here's the There's like there's this thing with me
• 17:19
  Speaker 5: where it's like if I don't like it, I don't
• 17:21
  Speaker 5: listen to it. So it's hard for me to find
• 17:24
  Speaker 5: like someone I don't like because I automatically don't invest
• 17:28
  Speaker 5: enough to not like it. If I automatically hear something,
• 17:31
  Speaker 5: I just don't listen. So there's like there's either there's
• 17:36
  Speaker 5: artists that I really don't respect, Like if you look
• 17:38
  Speaker 5: at like a bad baby or like a Takashi six
• 17:41
  Speaker 5: y nine, is like in the case of like a
• 17:44
  Speaker 5: bad baby, like you're just a shitty person who you've
• 17:46
  Speaker 5: got some really dope songs written for you, and so
• 17:50
  Speaker 5: or no not bad baby or the girl, the bad Bobby,
• 17:55
  Speaker 5: bad Bunny or bad bad Bobby.
• 17:57
  Speaker 4: It's like it's like Bobby within Barbie, but with an h.
• 18:01
  Speaker 5: Yeah, like fuck her seven days a week, dude, she sucks.
• 18:05
  Speaker 5: But some of her songs fucking slap because they're written
• 18:08
  Speaker 5: by the best fucking writers on the planet, you know
• 18:11
  Speaker 5: what I mean. Uh, And they're not the best, but
• 18:14
  Speaker 5: they're you know, they're dope. So but also it's like,
• 18:17
  Speaker 5: if some ship is not like for me, I try
• 18:21
  Speaker 5: not to say that something sucks. I've been trying to
• 18:23
  Speaker 5: take it out of my vocabulary because I don't want
• 18:25
  Speaker 5: people like if it's it's just not for me, you
• 18:27
  Speaker 5: know what I mean. So like, but with the case
• 18:30
  Speaker 5: of those two individuals, Yeah, this ship's garbage.
• 18:33
  Speaker 1: And if you say that when you're walking down the
• 18:34
  Speaker 1: Vegas trip, there's probably a whole bunch of women you
• 18:36
  Speaker 1: don't want chasing your running up to you're looking for money.
• 18:39
  Speaker 5: That's also facts. Yeah so I've heard yeah.
• 18:43
  Speaker 1: So uh so best beard in the rap game in
• 18:46
  Speaker 1: your opinion. I knew you were gonna say it if
• 18:51
  Speaker 1: you guys, if you guys allow it, because a producer,
• 18:53
  Speaker 1: i'd say, Rick Rubin, I don't know if you've seen
• 18:55
  Speaker 1: his beard.
• 18:56
  Speaker 5: I don't think he counts.
• 18:57
  Speaker 1: Okay, Well, if he doesn't, then I'm gonna go method man.
• 19:00
  Speaker 1: It's not the best beard, but he's my favorite a beard.
• 19:03
  Speaker 1: He's always had a beard. It was like the it
• 19:05
  Speaker 1: wasn't like, but he's always had a beard.
• 19:07
  Speaker 3: Yeah, Action Bronze Action brought it's like this.
• 19:13
  Speaker 1: And he's awesome.
• 19:17
  Speaker 5: Even picked Sage Francis also has an incredible beard.
• 19:20
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I saw.
• 19:22
  Speaker 4: It was funny. It's funny when you when because like
• 19:24
  Speaker 4: the Action Bronson looks looks like Action Bronson. Like, no
• 19:27
  Speaker 4: one really like looks like him, I guess. And I'm
• 19:32
  Speaker 4: used in that industry. Which is funny because I was
• 19:34
  Speaker 4: watching The King of Staten Island and he plays and
• 19:38
  Speaker 4: I was like, I'm just sitting there because he like
• 19:41
  Speaker 4: I listened to his music, right, but like he's not
• 19:43
  Speaker 4: like one of those people that that you you think
• 19:47
  Speaker 4: about all the time, if that makes sense. But when
• 19:50
  Speaker 4: you're watching a movie and then all of a sudden
• 19:51
  Speaker 4: he just shows up, You're like, holy shit, that's Action Bronson.
• 19:54
  Speaker 4: It's funny because he's like, I don't know, he just
• 19:57
  Speaker 4: he just looks like he's he looks like Action Bronson.
• 20:02
  Speaker 4: It's the weirdest thing. He looks like he is.
• 20:04
  Speaker 5: Rick Ross got a pretty sweet bear to know it's true.
• 20:07
  Speaker 4: Rick Ross, Yeah, who's the.
• 20:09
  Speaker 5: Other one, Scolly B. Dolan or two rappers? I know
• 20:15
  Speaker 5: they have they have a group called Epic Beard Men.
• 20:20
  Speaker 1: I need I need to look this up.
• 20:21
  Speaker 4: How do we not know about this?
• 20:23
  Speaker 1: I don't know how we just if you guys are
• 20:25
  Speaker 1: watching the show, make sure you hit usup. We're gonna
• 20:27
  Speaker 1: do a whole bunch of tiktoks to your music.
• 20:29
  Speaker 3: Must be an beard rapping culture we don't know about yet.
• 20:32
  Speaker 5: That's probably those guys are great.
• 20:34
  Speaker 1: That's probably a lot of trueness there. But so, speaking
• 20:39
  Speaker 1: of sweet beards, Rob your boy Rob on the acoustic,
• 20:42
  Speaker 1: he's got a pretty sweet beard. Maybe we'll get him
• 20:44
  Speaker 1: on the show's got And I saw a video like
• 20:48
  Speaker 1: kind of early on when you guys are doing some
• 20:51
  Speaker 1: some skits and stuff, and one of your later ones,
• 20:53
  Speaker 1: it really got there, like it's he's doing good work.
• 20:56
  Speaker 1: Shout out Rob's beard.
• 20:57
  Speaker 5: He's he's definitely putting the work, my dude, Rub, And
• 21:00
  Speaker 5: he's a he's an incredible songwriter too. But yeah, he's
• 21:03
  Speaker 5: got a great beard. The power is in the beard.
• 21:05
  Speaker 5: If you shaved it, he'd probably don't shave it. Rob,
• 21:08
  Speaker 5: don't don't shave.
• 21:11
  Speaker 1: That's what it is.
• 21:12
  Speaker 5: If.
• 21:13
  Speaker 1: The good thing is you're not the first person on
• 21:15
  Speaker 1: the show that was beardless, So that's good.
• 21:18
  Speaker 5: I'm glad I'm not the only one.
• 21:20
  Speaker 1: Yeah, his daughter was the first one.
• 21:22
  Speaker 5: Yeah, we've had funny what's funny?
• 21:28
  Speaker 1: Though?
• 21:28
  Speaker 4: She was she was she was very very newborn, but
• 21:33
  Speaker 4: so she I mean, she's got hair on her face.
• 21:36
  Speaker 4: Newborns have a lot of hair pretty much everywhere. And
• 21:38
  Speaker 4: she you know, saying it's a close tie. It is
• 21:42
  Speaker 4: a close tie. I will say. I will say though
• 21:45
  Speaker 4: that echoes a little bit of a better rapper than
• 21:48
  Speaker 4: she is. Her words they just mashed together. They don't
• 21:53
  Speaker 4: make sense.
• 21:54
  Speaker 5: He'd bring a fire mumble rapper, though she Yeah, she'd
• 21:56
  Speaker 5: be a really.
• 21:57
  Speaker 1: Fire mumble rapper.
• 21:59
  Speaker 4: And then what's fun It's just like it's a mix
• 22:01
  Speaker 4: between like mumble wrap and scream out and it's actually
• 22:06
  Speaker 4: it's like Hollywood on Dead basically but just but like
• 22:12
  Speaker 4: just worse.
• 22:13
  Speaker 5: I'm so in the bag for it.
• 22:15
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I think I think I think we can make something.
• 22:17
  Speaker 1: Work with this. It probably explains, like on your tweet earlier,
• 22:21
  Speaker 1: why the breath stinks, because she's always just performing.
• 22:23
  Speaker 3: So I sent.
• 22:26
  Speaker 5: I'm trying to figure out how to grow something. I'm
• 22:28
  Speaker 5: doing a music video where I'm remaking a bunch of
• 22:30
  Speaker 5: Shilabuff movie scenes, and he does have a pretty nice
• 22:35
  Speaker 5: beard lately, and I'm trying to figure out how the
• 22:39
  Speaker 5: fuck I can do it. But I just it's not
• 22:41
  Speaker 5: I just genetically, I'm fucked.
• 22:43
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's tough if you if you don't have That's
• 22:46
  Speaker 1: that's what I thought too.
• 22:47
  Speaker 4: So they have this thing. You roll it on your
• 22:49
  Speaker 4: face and it basically it's like a plow for your face,
• 22:52
  Speaker 4: right and you open up the pores and then you
• 22:55
  Speaker 4: put the beard seed in and then after that, you
• 22:57
  Speaker 4: want to make sure you water it four times a day,
• 23:00
  Speaker 4: and you need it lest right now, you need at
• 23:03
  Speaker 4: least two hours of sunlight a day. That way, photosynthesis
• 23:07
  Speaker 4: will kick in and then you'll your hair will face
• 23:11
  Speaker 4: grow lights and you know what I mean. If you
• 23:14
  Speaker 4: can't get outside, you can just start, you know, inside
• 23:16
  Speaker 4: with the grow lights. Question question temperature control and moisture.
• 23:20
  Speaker 3: Do you have access to a husky dog, I don't
• 23:24
  Speaker 3: elmer husky, husky, husky dog whatever you want to call
• 23:28
  Speaker 3: Elmer's glue and then lay in the dog bed that
• 23:32
  Speaker 3: works as well.
• 23:33
  Speaker 5: These are all grey suggestions.
• 23:34
  Speaker 3: I would match the hair.
• 23:35
  Speaker 4: The only other thing that you could possibly do, honestly
• 23:41
  Speaker 4: is hair transplant. But yeah, balls to face yea genetically
• 23:49
  Speaker 4: or DNA wise or whatever they're they're very similar.
• 23:54
  Speaker 5: Ball hair and face hair.
• 23:55
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 23:57
  Speaker 4: So, but if you can't grow a beard, then it's
• 23:59
  Speaker 4: ball hair on your face. But if you can grow
• 24:01
  Speaker 4: a beard, then your balls just have a beard.
• 24:05
  Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, but if you man, and what do you
• 24:13
  Speaker 1: think the lions the king of the jungle, he spends
• 24:17
  Speaker 1: down there trimming and licking, and it just that's how
• 24:20
  Speaker 1: the main is just sticks to his face. That's interesting.
• 24:26
  Speaker 3: So so you know what his new song is gonna be.
• 24:29
  Speaker 1: So, so you asked a valid question about our arms.
• 24:34
  Speaker 1: And I don't know if you remember, but you you
• 24:36
  Speaker 1: more or less. Uh, if God didn't want us to masturbate,
• 24:39
  Speaker 1: then why would he make our arms at that perfect length. Yeah,
• 24:44
  Speaker 1: it's right there. And if you think about once, I
• 24:46
  Speaker 1: once you broke it down for me, it was pretty
• 24:49
  Speaker 1: it's weird, right yeah. So I mean we don't even
• 24:54
  Speaker 1: need to, you know, hear the inspiration or why that is.
• 24:56
  Speaker 1: But that was that's a great advice. So anybody out there,
• 24:58
  Speaker 1: if you guys have a a scientifical answer throwing up
• 25:02
  Speaker 1: in the chat. If not, that's why we know. That's why.
• 25:05
  Speaker 4: That's why the t Rexes didn't make it.
• 25:08
  Speaker 5: That's why they're so angry.
• 25:09
  Speaker 4: That's why there's exactly you see mit the Robinson's where
• 25:13
  Speaker 4: he's like, I got a big head in tiny arms. No, no, no, no,
• 25:16
  Speaker 4: he's got he's got a big head in tiny arms
• 25:18
  Speaker 4: and he can't reach his own dick.
• 25:20
  Speaker 1: How does how does Selo Green do it?
• 25:28
  Speaker 5: Does he have short arms?
• 25:29
  Speaker 1: Always got little arms?
• 25:31
  Speaker 5: He's got money, dude, he can get jerked off.
• 25:35
  Speaker 3: Yeah that's true.
• 25:36
  Speaker 1: But every once in a while, you know, you just
• 25:38
  Speaker 1: do it better it really.
• 25:43
  Speaker 4: It's just no one will ever give me a hand
• 25:46
  Speaker 4: job like I can give myself facts professional.
• 25:51
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I wish I got paid like a professional.
• 25:53
  Speaker 4: Well, okay, so here's this is funny. So I just
• 25:56
  Speaker 4: thought about that. So here there's this.
• 25:58
  Speaker 1: Okay, you're built this up? It better out of.
• 26:01
  Speaker 4: Okay, so here, okay, out of I have only ever
• 26:04
  Speaker 4: played with one my entire life, right, twelve years old, Yeah,
• 26:09
  Speaker 4: a dick right?
• 26:11
  Speaker 1: Uh? And uh?
• 26:12
  Speaker 4: Since I was like twelve years old, I haven'topped playing
• 26:14
  Speaker 4: with it since. Okay, I have been inside multiple vaginas. Okay, yeah, dude,
• 26:22
  Speaker 4: I have I Okay, I have enjoyed playing with the
• 26:32
  Speaker 4: one dick I've played with, which is one hundred percent
• 26:35
  Speaker 4: of the dicks I've played with, Okay, the one. However,
• 26:39
  Speaker 4: I've only liked probably about fifty percent of the vaginas
• 26:42
  Speaker 4: I've been in. I'm not saying that I'm gay, but
• 26:46
  Speaker 4: statistically speaking, if I like one hundred percent of the
• 26:51
  Speaker 4: dicks I've played with but only fifty percent of the
• 26:52
  Speaker 4: vaginas I've been in, that correlates the statistics basically point.
• 26:58
  Speaker 5: The other way. Logic says, Logic says, However, I'm a mathematician.
• 27:04
  Speaker 1: Wow, that's the math I've never thought of.
• 27:06
  Speaker 3: Yeah, this whole conversation to the hard left turn.
• 27:09
  Speaker 4: Yeah, uh wait, what kind of a left turn was that?
• 27:13
  Speaker 3: Exactly?
• 27:14
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I think the best meme I've ever read was
• 27:19
  Speaker 5: I bet you sucking your own dick feels a lot
• 27:21
  Speaker 5: more like sucking and dick than getting your dick set.
• 27:30
  Speaker 5: That's that's facts. That'll probably be my next sick fact
• 27:36
  Speaker 5: before somebody steals it.
• 27:38
  Speaker 1: God, nobody steals anything from the show. I mean we
• 27:41
  Speaker 1: we've thrown out million dollar ideas for the last forty
• 27:44
  Speaker 1: six weeks.
• 27:45
  Speaker 5: Nobody's knowing, nobody's come back with the viewers.
• 27:48
  Speaker 1: Anyways. Turns out we haven't capitalized in any of them either,
• 27:51
  Speaker 1: because yeah, when we get backstage, too many coffees and
• 27:55
  Speaker 1: you forget about.
• 27:55
  Speaker 5: Our own caffeino. Fuck you up?
• 27:58
  Speaker 1: Man. Well yeah, I don't even know how to segue
• 28:03
  Speaker 1: from this one else jokes or fun see you.
• 28:09
  Speaker 4: Well, this episode is called talking Dicks.
• 28:16
  Speaker 3: That's great.
• 28:17
  Speaker 4: I'm just imagining a cartoon now of a bunch of
• 28:20
  Speaker 4: dicks just having a conversation, just literally just having a conversation.
• 28:25
  Speaker 1: With sometimes dick beards. What the fuck just happened? There's
• 28:34
  Speaker 1: another idea, there's a Sean says it would be a
• 28:38
  Speaker 1: stiff exer.
• 28:40
  Speaker 5: All right.
• 28:40
  Speaker 1: So so obviously we mentioned earlier that you're a magician
• 28:44
  Speaker 1: as well, So tell us kind of what your favorite
• 28:47
  Speaker 1: magic trick was or venue, or kind of how you
• 28:50
  Speaker 1: got the idea for the for the videos to do
• 28:52
  Speaker 1: your magic tricks.
• 28:54
  Speaker 5: Oh those, dude, I don't know where that idea came from.
• 28:58
  Speaker 5: I think I started doing that. I was on tour
• 29:00
  Speaker 5: with Chris Webby last year, and I started doing it
• 29:05
  Speaker 5: just fucking around, and everybody on the tour thought it
• 29:07
  Speaker 5: was like the most amazing thing ever. But also a
• 29:09
  Speaker 5: lot of people on the tour were like, oh my god,
• 29:11
  Speaker 5: you can do that with a phone, And I was like,
• 29:13
  Speaker 5: what how old are you guys? What are you doing?
• 29:15
  Speaker 1: So for anybody that doesn't know, do you want you
• 29:16
  Speaker 1: want to explain to them real quick with what we're
• 29:18
  Speaker 1: talking about if.
• 29:19
  Speaker 5: They have so, it would be a video where I'd
• 29:21
  Speaker 5: be like outside of the venue, and it started off
• 29:25
  Speaker 5: with me just like doing a quick ducking my head
• 29:28
  Speaker 5: under the camera, and then I would come back up
• 29:30
  Speaker 5: and I would be on stage and to sold out
• 29:33
  Speaker 5: whatever venue with the crowd, and it would just look
• 29:35
  Speaker 5: cool from being outside to going inside them boom. And
• 29:38
  Speaker 5: then it kind of escalated from there to just doing
• 29:40
  Speaker 5: the teleport to a bunch of different random situations with
• 29:43
  Speaker 5: a bunch of different random people, and then everybody else
• 29:45
  Speaker 5: on the tour got totally into it. And I had
• 29:49
  Speaker 5: all these ideas to do stuff this year, and we're
• 29:52
  Speaker 5: supposed to go on tour, but obviously that got messed up.
• 29:54
  Speaker 5: But I'm trying to think of what I mean, my
• 29:56
  Speaker 5: favorite one was there was one last year. It was
• 30:00
  Speaker 5: like the last show of its tour when we were
• 30:02
  Speaker 5: in I think Portland, Maine, and everybody on the tour
• 30:06
  Speaker 5: kind of swapped it. So I would duck down and
• 30:08
  Speaker 5: then it would be like Chris Webby would pop up,
• 30:10
  Speaker 5: and then he'd go down, and Jared Benton would pop up,
• 30:13
  Speaker 5: and it was pretty much everybody on the tour. So
• 30:15
  Speaker 5: that was just super fun.
• 30:16
  Speaker 1: That's awesome. And uh, like last week and you kind
• 30:19
  Speaker 1: of just talked about, you know, the whole tour, the COVID,
• 30:22
  Speaker 1: all this ship. We had Nate Kessel on last week,
• 30:24
  Speaker 1: opera singer you know, traveled all over the world, was
• 30:27
  Speaker 1: gonna be his first time in Mexico all these places,
• 30:30
  Speaker 1: and and he kind of took you know, you know,
• 30:33
  Speaker 1: obviously he can't do that, so he kind of has
• 30:35
  Speaker 1: turned to TikTok and social media doing content and everything.
• 30:38
  Speaker 1: And it's kind of wild because he has an opera voice.
• 30:42
  Speaker 1: He's a great voice, great musician, and he he he
• 30:45
  Speaker 1: puts rubber bands on stuff and then explodes it into
• 30:47
  Speaker 1: his face and people love like rotten milk and shit.
• 30:50
  Speaker 1: He just did one last week. He messaged me, I
• 30:52
  Speaker 1: got food poisoning not good one. And I was like,
• 30:56
  Speaker 1: but I mean, it's just it's just you know, COVID
• 30:59
  Speaker 1: and uh and I mean, is there anything you know,
• 31:02
  Speaker 1: I guess a positive from it. Is there anything that
• 31:04
  Speaker 1: you've become maybe you know a little better at, or
• 31:07
  Speaker 1: anything that's kind of been better for you your music,
• 31:10
  Speaker 1: your brand, or anything because of COVID. And when tours
• 31:12
  Speaker 1: are about to hit, you know, you can take this terrible,
• 31:16
  Speaker 1: shitty pandemic once in a lifetime experience and maybe you know,
• 31:19
  Speaker 1: make it into something a little bit better because you've
• 31:20
  Speaker 1: learned something or or has it just been like just
• 31:23
  Speaker 1: totally terrible.
• 31:25
  Speaker 5: No. I mean, for me, the most important thing to
• 31:28
  Speaker 5: me is songs, and so a bunch of bad shit
• 31:30
  Speaker 5: can happen, or you know, as long as a good
• 31:34
  Speaker 5: song comes out of it, I'm okay, you know what
• 31:37
  Speaker 5: I mean. And I even think, you know, some of
• 31:40
  Speaker 5: the stuff I've written since COVID has hit that I
• 31:44
  Speaker 5: would have been out touring during you know, during that time,
• 31:47
  Speaker 5: it has been some of the best music I ever
• 31:48
  Speaker 5: have made. So yeah, in that sense, you know, I'm
• 31:52
  Speaker 5: just happy I've been able to make good music and
• 31:55
  Speaker 5: happy I'm able to have an outlet and the opportunity
• 31:58
  Speaker 5: to do that, you know what I mean, and if anything,
• 32:01
  Speaker 5: you got to album, yeah right, you know, I mean
• 32:05
  Speaker 5: it sucks not being on tour obviously because that's I mean,
• 32:07
  Speaker 5: that's what I started doing music for, is like, that's
• 32:09
  Speaker 5: what I love. So that's been difficult. But the music
• 32:13
  Speaker 5: I've made, I know, you know, my fans and are
• 32:17
  Speaker 5: going to be so fucking stoked on so oh yeah.
• 32:19
  Speaker 1: And that's the thing too, you know, me being a guy,
• 32:21
  Speaker 1: I think everybody in those rooms a guy that just
• 32:23
  Speaker 1: lives for live music. I mean, you know, the shows
• 32:27
  Speaker 1: anytime we're we're about an hour away from Ottawa, so
• 32:30
  Speaker 1: we get a lot of that punk music scene, you
• 32:32
  Speaker 1: know where they go from the Toronto to the Montreal.
• 32:36
  Speaker 1: In this club, Club twenty seven in Ottawa. Somehow gets
• 32:38
  Speaker 1: all these big names to just stop in there and
• 32:40
  Speaker 1: play at this very very small venue. You up there
• 32:43
  Speaker 1: for thirteen dollars Canadian which is like a big mac
• 32:46
  Speaker 1: and seven fries and go watch some very good music
• 32:48
  Speaker 1: and a small venue. Shoot the ship with him, have
• 32:50
  Speaker 1: a drink with them, and it's just it's just a
• 32:53
  Speaker 1: cool kind of atmosphere. If you're ever if you're ever
• 32:55
  Speaker 1: on that East coast and we're allowed to go to Canada,
• 32:57
  Speaker 1: should hit us up and we'll go up there to
• 32:59
  Speaker 1: a blast.
• 33:00
  Speaker 5: Well that's what what our tour was, Canada. That was
• 33:04
  Speaker 5: you know, our tour that was set for April and
• 33:06
  Speaker 5: May and then got pushed to like July and August,
• 33:07
  Speaker 5: and now it's pushed the next year April May.
• 33:10
  Speaker 1: So if all, well, yeah, you're ever at that that Ottawa,
• 33:15
  Speaker 1: you know Montreal area, you got to hit us up.
• 33:17
  Speaker 1: We'll be there.
• 33:18
  Speaker 5: Yeah, absolutely awesome. I hope it happens.
• 33:20
  Speaker 1: I'm crossing kind to happen at some point. I think
• 33:24
  Speaker 1: it'll be done.
• 33:24
  Speaker 3: Peak out thirty four, So hang on there, you know.
• 33:32
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 33:33
  Speaker 1: So so every musician kind of has that moment where
• 33:35
  Speaker 1: they just kind of want to quit, they want to
• 33:37
  Speaker 1: give up. You you you took kind of that moment
• 33:39
  Speaker 1: and made a great song out of it. Is there
• 33:41
  Speaker 1: kind of like a piece of advice? I know, I know,
• 33:43
  Speaker 1: we got to wrap things up for you. If there
• 33:44
  Speaker 1: is there kind of just a piece of advice or
• 33:45
  Speaker 1: anything that you want to tell a musician kind of
• 33:48
  Speaker 1: you know, maybe they're struggling, maybe they're at that moment,
• 33:50
  Speaker 1: you know, just something something to kind of get them
• 33:53
  Speaker 1: over that humper or keep them going.
• 33:56
  Speaker 5: I mean I kind of hit that point all the time.
• 34:00
  Speaker 5: It's not like all this happened this one time. I
• 34:03
  Speaker 5: mean it's like not a day, but like a weekly
• 34:07
  Speaker 5: thing to remind yourself, you know, why do I want
• 34:10
  Speaker 5: to do this? And a lot of times, especially in
• 34:12
  Speaker 5: my situation where it's I do everything, the stress can
• 34:16
  Speaker 5: kind of build up and you forget that what it
• 34:19
  Speaker 5: really is about is the music. And once you kind
• 34:23
  Speaker 5: of let those feelings go into that into your medium
• 34:26
  Speaker 5: once again, it reminds you why you do it. And
• 34:29
  Speaker 5: so for me, it's just, you know, always just remember
• 34:32
  Speaker 5: what's important, and what's important is always the music and
• 34:36
  Speaker 5: let people know how you feel. Like. I don't believe
• 34:38
  Speaker 5: in writer's block. For me, if I ever have writer's block,
• 34:42
  Speaker 5: I'm just not writing about what I need to be
• 34:44
  Speaker 5: writing about, you know what I mean. There's always something
• 34:48
  Speaker 5: that I need to be saying. Sometimes I'm just not
• 34:50
  Speaker 5: really digging deep enough. I'm not willing to do the
• 34:52
  Speaker 5: time to dig deep, you know what I mean.
• 34:55
  Speaker 1: Yeah, No, that makes perfect sense.
• 34:57
  Speaker 4: I can relate to that too, because there's a lot
• 34:58
  Speaker 4: of people like in the same uh sort of a
• 35:01
  Speaker 4: situation is like people like I can't come up with
• 35:04
  Speaker 4: content ideas, Like I can't think of an idea for content,
• 35:08
  Speaker 4: Like for you, like when you're saying there's no writer's block,
• 35:10
  Speaker 4: like you're thinking about something. Obviously something's on your mind
• 35:13
  Speaker 4: if you're having writer if you're having writer's block, right,
• 35:16
  Speaker 4: and then so you you talk about that thing that's
• 35:19
  Speaker 4: like causing you to not have the creativity you normally
• 35:22
  Speaker 4: would have or whatever it is. And that's the same
• 35:24
  Speaker 4: thing with like creating content, and well I can't come
• 35:26
  Speaker 4: up with an idea, Well, talk about the fact you
• 35:29
  Speaker 4: can't come up with an idea, like every everything can
• 35:33
  Speaker 4: be created. Like that's what I That's what I like
• 35:35
  Speaker 4: about your music so much in comparison to a lot
• 35:38
  Speaker 4: of other there's a lot of other artists that are
• 35:40
  Speaker 4: like they just you know, make you know, songs that
• 35:43
  Speaker 4: are like poppy or whatever catchy, and then obviously your
• 35:46
  Speaker 4: songs are, but like, uh, you you don't just rap
• 35:50
  Speaker 4: about bullshit like like you have you have actual substance
• 35:55
  Speaker 4: to your to your music. And even if it's not
• 35:58
  Speaker 4: even if it's not like you know, super super deep
• 36:01
  Speaker 4: or anything like that, but like there's like relatability to it,
• 36:04
  Speaker 4: Like everything that you've put out actually has substance to it.
• 36:07
  Speaker 4: And the thing with creating content is like if you
• 36:12
  Speaker 4: present it in a certain way it is it can
• 36:15
  Speaker 4: be good regardless of what it is. Like someone, you
• 36:17
  Speaker 4: could make a video about fucking you know, an elephant dick, right,
• 36:22
  Speaker 4: and if it's presented, if it's presented in the right way,
• 36:26
  Speaker 4: it'll be received. Well yeah, pun intended. I don't know
• 36:31
  Speaker 4: if anyone's gonna receive that.
• 36:32
  Speaker 1: Well, I'm gonna be honest with you make an elephant,
• 36:35
  Speaker 1: so somebody's taken. Yeah, but you never met a zoo
• 36:40
  Speaker 1: orround mating season. It's weird.
• 36:43
  Speaker 4: That's the thing that a lot of people have an
• 36:44
  Speaker 4: issue with sometimes it's just like zook, thinking that there's
• 36:48
  Speaker 4: like a yeah, elephant dix is a huge problem. But
• 36:52
  Speaker 4: thinking that like it has to be like like a
• 36:55
  Speaker 4: one like one way road, if that makes sense. I'm
• 36:59
  Speaker 4: sure over my words right now because I've had way
• 37:01
  Speaker 4: too much fucking caffeine.
• 37:02
  Speaker 5: But I think everybody, everybody appreciates a human moment too,
• 37:08
  Speaker 5: and so if not everything has to be putting on
• 37:12
  Speaker 5: a show, I mean, I think people appreciate uh being genuine,
• 37:17
  Speaker 5: and that's the ship that people can relate with if
• 37:19
  Speaker 5: you're like, even if that's how you're feeling, I'm just
• 37:21
  Speaker 5: gonna talk about how I feel. There's someone else out
• 37:23
  Speaker 5: there who's feeling the same fucking way exactly. Maybe not
• 37:25
  Speaker 5: at that moment, but they have felt that way or whatever.
• 37:28
  Speaker 5: That's like. With my music, I've always just tried to like,
• 37:31
  Speaker 5: there's no reason to you know, some a cool message
• 37:35
  Speaker 5: can't be entertaining, you know what I mean? You know,
• 37:37
  Speaker 5: if I could sneak some ship in there and just
• 37:39
  Speaker 5: make it sound cool, that's kind of a goal.
• 37:42
  Speaker 1: You know exactly exactly, Yeah, And so so we're kind
• 37:46
  Speaker 1: of approaching kind of approach stop top. So what I
• 37:52
  Speaker 1: want to do is you want to and I just
• 37:55
  Speaker 1: want to people where what they have going on? Anything
• 38:00
  Speaker 1: you want you want to talk my elephant dicks, go
• 38:02
  Speaker 1: for it. It's your time to shine. Take as long
• 38:04
  Speaker 1: as you want and if you're ready, sure, all right,
• 38:09
  Speaker 1: let's do it.
• 38:09
  Speaker 5: Ready, what's up, every buddy? My name is Echo. The
• 38:15
  Speaker 5: lion is is a more vicious creature, but an elephant
• 38:21
  Speaker 5: dick is arguably the size of an actual lion. So
• 38:26
  Speaker 5: if you ever go to the jungle, you can find
• 38:33
  Speaker 5: my music. You can find me on TikTok at Echo
• 38:38
  Speaker 5: Music that's e k H Music. You can find me
• 38:42
  Speaker 5: on Spotify anywhere you listen to music streaming and anywhere
• 38:46
  Speaker 5: on social media at Echo Music, YouTube, everywhere. And thanks
• 38:51
  Speaker 5: for having me, guys. I really appreciate it.
• 38:52
  Speaker 1: Yeah, man, Yeah, thank you for taking the time. And
• 38:55
  Speaker 1: obviously he's on TikTok, guys, googi him a follow on TikTok.
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  Speaker 1: You can follow him now before he blew up.
• 39:00
  Speaker 4: So yeah, he's he's gonna blow up here pretty soon.
• 39:03
  Speaker 4: He just got his blue check mark, so he's gonna
• 39:05
  Speaker 4: he's blowing up.
• 39:07
  Speaker 5: King.
• 39:07
  Speaker 1: Yeah, So seriously, thank you for taking the time to
• 39:11
  Speaker 1: be honest. I know you're a busy guy, and look.
• 39:13
  Speaker 5: For you guys having me, man, I really really appreciate it.
• 39:16
  Speaker 1: Yeah, and you're welcome anytime you want to come back
• 39:18
  Speaker 1: to the show, Beard or Beard list, it doesn't matter
• 39:21
  Speaker 1: to us you ever need Beard advice. You know when
• 39:23
  Speaker 1: that started obviously hit us up. But yeah, thanks for everything.
• 39:27
  Speaker 1: Hopefully everybody connects with you and you keep putting out
• 39:30
  Speaker 1: some amazing stuff. And I know you got a bunch
• 39:32
  Speaker 1: of fans right here in this room, so you know,
• 39:34
  Speaker 1: keep doing what you do. You're amazing and seriously, thank
• 39:37
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• 39:38
  Speaker 5: Hey, thank you guys man and all the support and Kevin,
• 39:41
  Speaker 5: You've been showing me amazing sport due. I appreciate it.
• 39:43
  Speaker 4: And I'm still I'm still starstrucking dumbfounded that, like we're
• 39:46
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• 39:49
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• 39:51
  Speaker 4: I was like, I was listening, like your song was
• 39:54
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• 39:56
  Speaker 4: on that on the speakers, and I was and soon
• 40:00
  Speaker 4: I was like, yeah, I was just talking to him earlier.
• 40:02
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• 40:03
  Speaker 4: they're like what, and I was like, trust me, I know.
• 40:06
  Speaker 4: I'm still fucking dumbfounded by it because I've been listening
• 40:08
  Speaker 4: to you for years and then all of a sudden,
• 40:11
  Speaker 4: now we're just we're talking.
• 40:12
  Speaker 5: It's like that same thing happened to me. I'll have
• 40:15
  Speaker 5: random ass people I haven't talked to him forever, they're like, dude,
• 40:17
  Speaker 5: did I see you on Iron Sanctuaries fucking And I
• 40:21
  Speaker 5: was like, yeah, that was.
• 40:22
  Speaker 4: That was a huge flex for me too. That's like
• 40:24
  Speaker 4: one of the like the biggest flexes that I had
• 40:26
  Speaker 4: for that video. Like obviously there's like like you know
• 40:29
  Speaker 4: Chris Hansen and then the guy from Letter Kenny, but
• 40:32
  Speaker 4: like having you hand the guitar to Adam Rose, like
• 40:34
  Speaker 4: two people that I've like, I've been watching Adam Rose
• 40:37
  Speaker 4: and like shows and stuff for a while and then
• 40:38
  Speaker 4: listening to your music for a while, so it just
• 40:40
  Speaker 4: worked out perfectly. My favorite thing was like, was was
• 40:43
  Speaker 4: that echo with And I was just like, yeah, that
• 40:47
  Speaker 4: was echo?
• 40:47
  Speaker 1: No big deal, No, that's awesome.
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  Speaker 5: I love it.
• 40:51
  Speaker 1: Man.
• 40:51
  Speaker 5: Well, thank you guys, dude, I appreciate a lot.
• 40:53
  Speaker 1: Yeah, good, we'll chatoom. Thank you so much. Checking everybody
• 40:58
  Speaker 1: the Letter Letter guys, go check him out on all
• 41:04
  Speaker 1: the social media. Is just an amazing guy, super talented,
• 41:07
  Speaker 1: and it's not very often you get to see this
• 41:09
  Speaker 1: guy a little bit starstruck. I am, dude, I.
• 41:13
  Speaker 4: Seriously like when he responded to my message, I was like, what, like,
• 41:20
  Speaker 4: because I've had like I mean, there's people that like
• 41:23
  Speaker 4: are like I would say famous, but like there's people
• 41:26
  Speaker 4: that like are are famous that have like either commented
• 41:30
  Speaker 4: or responded, I'm like, oh, that's pretty cool, but they're
• 41:32
  Speaker 4: not like people that I like, avidly paid attention to
• 41:36
  Speaker 4: for for a long time. And him and Chris Webby.
• 41:39
  Speaker 4: I've been listening to Chris Webby for a long time,
• 41:41
  Speaker 4: and then I was listening to him for a while,
• 41:43
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• 41:48
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• 41:49
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• 41:51
  Speaker 4: to him for a while, and then it got canceled,
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• 41:55
  Speaker 1: Guy. I was like, God, damn it.
• 41:56
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• 41:59
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• 42:00
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• 42:01
  Speaker 1: I know that you saw me.
• 42:03
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• 42:06
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• 42:08
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• 42:10
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  Speaker 1: for Beard Laws Oil. Big fan of them. And uh
• 48:09
  Speaker 1: Tom the aka the Bearded Tater Turtle. Just an amazing dude.
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  Speaker 1: He comes on the Tuesday trivia show every once in
• 48:15
  Speaker 1: a while. Just a funny, funny dude and just a
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  Speaker 1: great supporter not only of the Beard Law Show, but
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  Speaker 1: a lot of content creators on TikTok. So thank you guys.
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• 48:29
  Speaker 1: now what are we gonna do? Usually we just continue
• 48:32
  Speaker 1: to do interview stuff.
• 48:34
  Speaker 3: Look, idea, Uh before you fall asleep on us Iron Sanctuary, Sir,
• 48:42
  Speaker 3: your hair looks good today? Put god, dude, I know
• 48:46
  Speaker 3: I haven't used shampoo a lot of times, so it's
• 48:48
  Speaker 3: it's at dirt at does have oil half product.
• 48:53
  Speaker 1: That's a lot of has I think at that point
• 48:55
  Speaker 1: they're quarters.
• 48:56
  Speaker 3: Yo, just look in the dictionary I speak. Just deal
• 49:00
  Speaker 3: with it, Okay. Anyways, idea, here's what I want to know.
• 49:04
  Speaker 3: You're are you a week plus in two weeks, right,
• 49:09
  Speaker 3: almost right for being a dad.
• 49:13
  Speaker 4: Oh yeah, yeah, almost two weeks.
• 49:15
  Speaker 1: Almost two weeks, right.
• 49:17
  Speaker 3: So I want the funniest story that you can talk
• 49:21
  Speaker 3: about that's not personal so far live from you.
• 49:28
  Speaker 4: Oh okay, So there's two of them. So last night, uh,
• 49:34
  Speaker 4: last night my wife. So the way we have it schedule,
• 49:37
  Speaker 4: like kind of scheduled, is my wife will go to
• 49:40
  Speaker 4: sleep around midnight, maybe a little bit earlier, and then
• 49:45
  Speaker 4: all stay up with my daughter till about three, like
• 49:49
  Speaker 4: three am. And she's starting to like we're starting to
• 49:52
  Speaker 4: get her schedule figured out where she'll like stay awake
• 49:55
  Speaker 4: during the day and so that way she'll like sleep
• 49:57
  Speaker 4: better at night because before she was just in a
• 50:00
  Speaker 4: bunch of burn during the day and then she would
• 50:01
  Speaker 4: stay up all night and it was just miserable you.
• 50:04
  Speaker 1: Text me at that time of day.
• 50:06
  Speaker 4: Yeah, So that's that's why this morning, I literally have
• 50:08
  Speaker 4: was going to sleep when you texted me this morning.
• 50:11
  Speaker 1: I hate doing it in the morning, but we've talked
• 50:13
  Speaker 1: about and it's like, don't worry, you won't wake me up,
• 50:14
  Speaker 1: and when you text me, you don't wake or whatever.
• 50:16
  Speaker 4: Yeah, And then I was like yeah, and she she
• 50:23
  Speaker 4: was so my daughter was so angry. Uh, she was
• 50:28
  Speaker 4: just she wasn't hungry. She didn't need to be changed,
• 50:32
  Speaker 4: no gas bubble or anything. She was just furious that
• 50:36
  Speaker 4: she was awake, which would keep her awake and make
• 50:39
  Speaker 4: it very hard for her to go to sleep.
• 50:40
  Speaker 1: She was she was not not happy.
• 50:44
  Speaker 4: And then so uh And but I didn't know this
• 50:47
  Speaker 4: at the time. I thought she maybe she was hungry.
• 50:48
  Speaker 4: And when my wife, so we're supplementing with formula, like
• 50:53
  Speaker 4: just not too much, but just enough so that way,
• 50:58
  Speaker 4: that way my wife can get a little bit of
• 51:00
  Speaker 4: a break for one. And if if she didn't produce her,
• 51:02
  Speaker 4: if she wasn't producing enough, we'd be able to make
• 51:05
  Speaker 4: sure that our daughter's not starting. That's not so much
• 51:08
  Speaker 4: an issue anymore, obviously. Yeah, it is important. Yeah, we
• 51:11
  Speaker 4: were who were super like the first two days we
• 51:14
  Speaker 4: were like, I don't know why she's so mad. And
• 51:15
  Speaker 4: turns out she wasn't eat enough yet, but so I
• 51:20
  Speaker 4: fed her. She had like two ounces of formula and
• 51:24
  Speaker 4: we're just kicking it right. I'm watching I think I
• 51:27
  Speaker 4: was watching Narco's Uh, and she she woke herself up
• 51:32
  Speaker 4: and then looks at me and then just throws up
• 51:36
  Speaker 4: all over my face. And it was the first time
• 51:40
  Speaker 4: like she spit up on me whatever, like not a
• 51:42
  Speaker 4: whole bunch, but this was literally all two ounces all
• 51:46
  Speaker 4: over me. And it was she had just finished drinking
• 51:48
  Speaker 4: it too, so it was warm and I was I'm
• 51:53
  Speaker 4: just like it got in my mouth and it was going.
• 51:55
  Speaker 4: I was like, at first, I was like, oh my gosh,
• 51:58
  Speaker 4: did this really just happen? And then the second the
• 52:02
  Speaker 4: second thought that I had was, holy crap, formula tastes
• 52:05
  Speaker 4: tastes super super disgusting.
• 52:07
  Speaker 1: I can understand why she split it back up. Yeah.
• 52:10
  Speaker 1: And then it's funny like when you get to the
• 52:11
  Speaker 1: point where you're like, oh, let's introduce some baby food
• 52:13
  Speaker 1: or some real food, and then they're like picky about
• 52:16
  Speaker 1: what they eat. It's like, how in the hell are
• 52:18
  Speaker 1: you picky the shit you used to eat?
• 52:21
  Speaker 4: You literally you just drink breast milk or formula. Like
• 52:27
  Speaker 4: happy you're getting anything else every now and again, every
• 52:29
  Speaker 4: now and again, like if I have because we have
• 52:33
  Speaker 4: a candy dish that I replenish with the Hershey's bars,
• 52:37
  Speaker 4: the manature Hershey's bars, but I usually only eat the
• 52:40
  Speaker 4: mister Good bars and the crackles and then the special
• 52:44
  Speaker 4: dark in the Hershey's chocolate just kind of stay there.
• 52:46
  Speaker 1: Whatever.
• 52:47
  Speaker 4: But every now and again, like I'll eat and then
• 52:49
  Speaker 4: I'll like, I'll have her taste the chocolate a little
• 52:52
  Speaker 4: bit and her eyes slide up like it's the most
• 52:54
  Speaker 4: amazing things she's ever had.
• 52:56
  Speaker 1: Can you can you like have like chocolate breast milk?
• 53:00
  Speaker 1: The thing is that a million dollar idea or a
• 53:03
  Speaker 1: bad idea?
• 53:04
  Speaker 4: I don't know, because I assume formula is just like
• 53:08
  Speaker 4: like vanilla flavored.
• 53:10
  Speaker 1: Why don't they have.
• 53:11
  Speaker 3: I don't even think it's vanilla. I think it tastes
• 53:13
  Speaker 3: like carpet car It's like carpet flavored, honestly, I think
• 53:19
  Speaker 3: the other funny the other funny.
• 53:20
  Speaker 4: Thing is don't ever have to try everybody's tried it,
• 53:23
  Speaker 4: not on purpose. You forget and then you're like, oh okay.
• 53:34
  Speaker 4: Speaking of that, I think the funniest thing is my
• 53:37
  Speaker 4: wife came downstairs after feeding my daughter upstairs because we
• 53:41
  Speaker 4: were trying to figure out like who was going to
• 53:43
  Speaker 4: sleep where, uh, and and she comes downstairs. She's like,
• 53:49
  Speaker 4: she's like, well, there's this you have to like if
• 53:52
  Speaker 4: they stop eating, you have to like you know, basically
• 53:55
  Speaker 4: just kind of show them that it's still there and
• 53:56
  Speaker 4: there's still milk there. And she did that and just
• 53:59
  Speaker 4: scored her right in the face, just right in the face,
• 54:03
  Speaker 4: and she was half asleep and half awake, and she
• 54:05
  Speaker 4: told her I started dying laughing. I'm like, this's literally
• 54:07
  Speaker 4: the funniest thing I've ever heard. Just water you just
• 54:10
  Speaker 4: milk board of your kid board as a kid, like
• 54:13
  Speaker 4: just hey, there's still food here. Thanks, I know.
• 54:19
  Speaker 3: Yeah, all right, another question and then we can, uh,
• 54:22
  Speaker 3: we can we can go a different direction if you wish, Matthew. Uh,
• 54:26
  Speaker 3: another question. So my wife and I had always decided
• 54:29
  Speaker 3: that we would be honest with other people when they
• 54:31
  Speaker 3: had babies. So we were older babies, but we had
• 54:35
  Speaker 3: always been We've been like thousands of weddings, have hundreds
• 54:38
  Speaker 3: of friends, which would the numbers don't add up there,
• 54:41
  Speaker 3: but you know what I mean. So like when people
• 54:43
  Speaker 3: have babies, everyone's always like, oh, your baby, Oh he's
• 54:46
  Speaker 3: so cute, he's so cute. So we're like, let's be
• 54:50
  Speaker 3: honest with each other. If our kids come out ugly, ugly,
• 54:54
  Speaker 3: let's let's let's acknowledge that fact, like it's not it
• 54:57
  Speaker 3: doesn't make you love them less. It just makes you
• 54:59
  Speaker 3: a realist.
• 55:00
  Speaker 5: YEA.
• 55:00
  Speaker 3: So our first one came out and I'm telling you what,
• 55:03
  Speaker 3: he was the cutest thing ever. But like we we
• 55:06
  Speaker 3: had like a checklist, like.
• 55:08
  Speaker 1: He has good skin, he has good pictures, like he
• 55:11
  Speaker 1: has eyes that aren't crossed, you.
• 55:13
  Speaker 3: Know, all that all that stuff, like you know, kind
• 55:16
  Speaker 3: of being funny about it, but also kind of being real. Yeah,
• 55:19
  Speaker 3: like the first one, he just came out perfect. When
• 55:23
  Speaker 3: we had our second kid, he was blotchy, he looked
• 55:26
  Speaker 3: like you he looked he looked like he had been
• 55:29
  Speaker 3: playing in dirt for seven weeks.
• 55:32
  Speaker 1: Like he was just he was gross.
• 55:34
  Speaker 3: And like the first I think it was my mother
• 55:37
  Speaker 3: when maybe the first or second person she was that
• 55:39
  Speaker 3: was like, he's so beautiful and I'm just holding him.
• 55:41
  Speaker 3: I was like, no, he's not.
• 55:44
  Speaker 1: What. He's fucking hideous.
• 55:47
  Speaker 3: I love him, but he's fucking hideous. And she's like,
• 55:50
  Speaker 3: you can't say that about your son. I was like, yeah,
• 55:52
  Speaker 3: I can. Do you remember what the other one looked like,
• 55:55
  Speaker 3: because this one's ugly as ship? Oh thank you, Cet.
• 55:58
  Speaker 3: I am beautiful, but like I you know, I mean
• 56:03
  Speaker 3: to be honest, Like for me and my wife, we
• 56:06
  Speaker 3: decided that we were more comfortable being honest about it.
• 56:09
  Speaker 3: So that yeah, so like for for one, part of
• 56:12
  Speaker 3: it was her her mental state was she didn't want
• 56:16
  Speaker 3: people just to blow smoke up her ass. Yeah, you know,
• 56:19
  Speaker 3: just like ohs something she was you know, you're worried
• 56:21
  Speaker 3: about if your baby's healthy or I uh, from a
• 56:27
  Speaker 3: conversation we all had earlier.
• 56:28
  Speaker 4: Now we started this conversation maybe straight away from that for.
• 56:32
  Speaker 3: A little bit, like it was one of those things
• 56:37
  Speaker 3: that yes, so we did give him a poorn star name.
• 56:41
  Speaker 3: But so yeah, your daughter truthfully now granted your dad.
• 56:47
  Speaker 3: And of course she's beautiful, but honest opinion.
• 56:51
  Speaker 4: I think when she came out, it's beautiful.
• 56:54
  Speaker 3: Uh.
• 56:54
  Speaker 4: And and and I know there's a like because we
• 56:57
  Speaker 4: had talked about it before, My wife and I same
• 57:00
  Speaker 4: sort of deal. We were just hoping because for two reasons. One,
• 57:05
  Speaker 4: we didn't want her to be ugly when she came out.
• 57:07
  Speaker 4: That would have sucked. We were super we like, we
• 57:09
  Speaker 4: wanted her to have all of her fingers and toes
• 57:11
  Speaker 4: and have red hair and and that's what we got.
• 57:15
  Speaker 4: And but and then she wasn't ugly right well, obviously
• 57:18
  Speaker 4: when they first come out before you know, they become
• 57:22
  Speaker 4: a slightly acclimated to the real world like air like
• 57:28
  Speaker 4: they they all look like little gremlins, especially especially with
• 57:32
  Speaker 4: like a vaginal birth because like their head kids misshaped
• 57:35
  Speaker 4: sometimes and luckily hers didn't. Like hers was really round.
• 57:38
  Speaker 4: So everyone was like she c section. Nope, she she's
• 57:41
  Speaker 4: just you know, seven pounds nine ounces. She's not a
• 57:44
  Speaker 4: huge kid. They're still pretty big. Honestly, I would not
• 57:49
  Speaker 4: be able to push a seven pound.
• 57:51
  Speaker 1: I don't people throw that bowling like squeak his bowling
• 57:54
  Speaker 1: ball seven pounds. He can't even throw.
• 57:57
  Speaker 4: Yeah I could. I couldn't.
• 58:01
  Speaker 1: I could.
• 58:01
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I definitely couldn't throw a seven pound baby. If
• 58:04
  Speaker 4: you know, they just you should know you shouldn't. But
• 58:08
  Speaker 4: so she obviously she when she became actimate, she wasn't ugly.
• 58:13
  Speaker 1: I thought she.
• 58:14
  Speaker 4: I thought she came out pretty good looking as for
• 58:18
  Speaker 4: a baby, right, because our friends baby are our all
• 58:22
  Speaker 4: girls when they come out.
• 58:23
  Speaker 1: Yep.
• 58:24
  Speaker 4: Our friends had had a daughter and when she came
• 58:28
  Speaker 4: I was like, that's not that's an ugly baby. And
• 58:31
  Speaker 4: then she got a little bit older and now she's cute,
• 58:33
  Speaker 4: right and ours I'm afraid it's gonna go the other way,
• 58:38
  Speaker 4: and I really hope it's not the case. But if
• 58:40
  Speaker 4: she's ugly, it means I don't have to worry about
• 58:42
  Speaker 4: boys or girls.
• 58:47
  Speaker 1: Up.
• 58:48
  Speaker 4: Yeah, she's just.
• 58:51
  Speaker 3: Gonna she's she's just gonna be a dog groomer whole life. Like, yeah,
• 58:55
  Speaker 3: probably she's gonna knit things.
• 58:58
  Speaker 4: Which is fine, you know, because I don't think I'm
• 59:02
  Speaker 4: ready to be a grandpa yet.
• 59:04
  Speaker 1: You know.
• 59:04
  Speaker 4: It's a little bit, but no, Yeah, we were super
• 59:09
  Speaker 4: worried about that. And then the other reason that I
• 59:12
  Speaker 4: was I was really hoping she wasn't ugly is because
• 59:15
  Speaker 4: the video, the announcement video I did and Matt, I
• 59:18
  Speaker 4: forgot to add your clip in there. There were so
• 59:21
  Speaker 4: many people that.
• 59:24
  Speaker 1: About it because like you had some you got some
• 59:27
  Speaker 1: pretty cool people.
• 59:28
  Speaker 4: I had to speed it up and don't get them
• 59:30
  Speaker 4: all to fit right.
• 59:31
  Speaker 1: Actually they're all a couple of seconds going one frame
• 59:35
  Speaker 1: to the other.
• 59:36
  Speaker 4: And it sucked too because some of them were like,
• 59:38
  Speaker 4: there's certain people that I really wanted to be in
• 59:39
  Speaker 4: the video, but the way they filmed their I couldn't
• 59:44
  Speaker 4: speed it up or or I would say no, I
• 59:48
  Speaker 4: would not eat the corn. But there were so many
• 59:53
  Speaker 4: I was like, and then I asked him to re
• 59:55
  Speaker 4: record it, to do it a different way, and then
• 59:57
  Speaker 4: they'd be like, yeah, I'll get to it, and then
• 59:58
  Speaker 4: they didn't. I'm like, god, dang it. But and because
• 1:00:02
  Speaker 4: at the end of that video I wanted to I
• 1:00:03
  Speaker 4: wanted to have because everyone at TIC, like without throughout
• 1:00:08
  Speaker 4: TikTok has been a part of the whole journey, which
• 1:00:09
  Speaker 4: is why that video is the way it was, because
• 1:00:12
  Speaker 4: like people were like, oh, you could do it like
• 1:00:14
  Speaker 4: this like that, and I'm like, I'm like, this is
• 1:00:16
  Speaker 4: how I want to do it. All these people were
• 1:00:18
  Speaker 4: a part of except for Chris Hansen and the guy
• 1:00:22
  Speaker 4: from Letter Kenny. Those those were just like flexes that
• 1:00:25
  Speaker 4: I wanted to have for Franmous people.
• 1:00:27
  Speaker 1: And from Letter Kenny too, And I was like, which dude,
• 1:00:30
  Speaker 1: was it Riley?
• 1:00:32
  Speaker 5: It was Riley.
• 1:00:35
  Speaker 1: Cool. Yeah.
• 1:00:35
  Speaker 4: So but like all these people were a part of
• 1:00:38
  Speaker 4: the journey of Yeah, and ending it with Tyler and
• 1:00:42
  Speaker 4: John which obviously, I mean that's where it started, and
• 1:00:47
  Speaker 4: then having John Hammy basically hand me my daughter in
• 1:00:50
  Speaker 4: the video. I just thought it was like the best
• 1:00:52
  Speaker 4: way to do it. And if she was ugly, that
• 1:00:53
  Speaker 4: wouldn't have worked. I would have had to wait, and
• 1:00:56
  Speaker 4: I already made everyone wait like three days, posted the
• 1:01:00
  Speaker 4: video saying that oh my god, it's happening. Even though
• 1:01:02
  Speaker 4: she was induced, she didn't actually go she or water
• 1:01:05
  Speaker 4: didn't break like like she was induced. Like so like
• 1:01:08
  Speaker 4: we went through that process. But I mean to ever
• 1:01:10
  Speaker 4: wait like three days. My my account had like three
• 1:01:14
  Speaker 4: point four million profile visits the day after I posted
• 1:01:20
  Speaker 4: that video, and then the next day after that, before
• 1:01:22
  Speaker 4: I posted the announcement it had it had like like
• 1:01:27
  Speaker 4: one point six million.
• 1:01:30
  Speaker 3: Cy you were loved, sir.
• 1:01:32
  Speaker 4: I know it's crazy. It's honestly, it was crazye It
• 1:01:36
  Speaker 4: really was. The baby at least creep you're at least
• 1:01:39
  Speaker 4: creeped down a lot. Yeah, but no, that's it's what's
• 1:01:43
  Speaker 4: what's crazy. And here's the here's the other thing. And
• 1:01:45
  Speaker 4: I don't know how this is going to be received.
• 1:01:48
  Speaker 4: Right when you're when you're when you're when you're in
• 1:01:51
  Speaker 4: the hospital. So when we were in the hospital, they
• 1:01:53
  Speaker 4: make you watch four videos and it's like about like
• 1:01:56
  Speaker 4: taking the baby home, making you know, using the car seat,
• 1:02:00
  Speaker 4: don't smoke around the baby, don't do drugs around the baby,
• 1:02:02
  Speaker 4: stuff like that, And then there's a whole series there's
• 1:02:05
  Speaker 4: a whole like twenty minute video you had to watch
• 1:02:07
  Speaker 4: about like how certain things can like hurt a child,
• 1:02:11
  Speaker 4: like if you accidentally drop them, and like they're made
• 1:02:14
  Speaker 4: of jello like the first couple of months, so if
• 1:02:16
  Speaker 4: you drop them from like a small height, or if
• 1:02:18
  Speaker 4: they roll off something, it's not gonna kill them. You
• 1:02:20
  Speaker 4: just want to watch, yeah, things that you want to
• 1:02:22
  Speaker 4: watch out for. And then there's like a five minute
• 1:02:24
  Speaker 4: section of all the terrifying or like the terrible things
• 1:02:28
  Speaker 4: that can happen if you violently shake a baby. And
• 1:02:32
  Speaker 4: I'm watching these and I'm like, I'm like, this is
• 1:02:35
  Speaker 4: so like obviously, you're never you're not gonna shake violently
• 1:02:38
  Speaker 4: shake a baby, right, And then the other night, I'm
• 1:02:41
  Speaker 4: sitting there and like not that I was thinking about
• 1:02:44
  Speaker 4: shaking my daughter, obviously, but she I'm holding her and
• 1:02:47
  Speaker 4: she's she's eating, she's she's freshed diaper, and she's just
• 1:02:51
  Speaker 4: screaming her head off, and like I figured out this
• 1:02:54
  Speaker 4: thing where it was like before i'd be like, oh
• 1:02:55
  Speaker 4: my gosh, what's wrong. I'll just look at her and
• 1:02:57
  Speaker 4: be like, really, you're being dramatic right now, There's no
• 1:03:01
  Speaker 4: reason that you need to be screaming like this, and
• 1:03:03
  Speaker 4: then after a little while of me just talking to her,
• 1:03:05
  Speaker 4: she'll just look at me and be like, Okay, maybe
• 1:03:07
  Speaker 4: you're right, and she'll fall asleep and she's.
• 1:03:09
  Speaker 1: Doing this, and like.
• 1:03:11
  Speaker 4: I'm watching her scream at me, and I'm having this
• 1:03:14
  Speaker 4: conversation with her, and then in the back of my head,
• 1:03:17
  Speaker 4: I'm like, I get it now, I know why they
• 1:03:20
  Speaker 4: make you watch these videos, because for me, I guess
• 1:03:23
  Speaker 4: it was. My situation is a little bit different because
• 1:03:26
  Speaker 4: like it's not like I have to be anywhere, so
• 1:03:28
  Speaker 4: if I lose sleep, I'm just tired, right, But like
• 1:03:31
  Speaker 4: I can understand the stress that it can put on people,
• 1:03:35
  Speaker 4: like having to be at work the next day and
• 1:03:36
  Speaker 4: stuff like that, and they're just screaming the head off
• 1:03:38
  Speaker 4: for no reason, and it's like, okay, that that cause
• 1:03:41
  Speaker 4: there's postpart Like I've read a whole bunch there's a
• 1:03:43
  Speaker 4: lot of postpartum stuff that males can affect males as well,
• 1:03:50
  Speaker 4: and so I'm aware of all that stuff because, like
• 1:03:52
  Speaker 4: I was like, because I've dealt with depression and anxiety
• 1:03:54
  Speaker 4: and stuff like that, so you're more predisposed to that
• 1:03:56
  Speaker 4: sort of the thing if you've had issues with it
• 1:03:59
  Speaker 4: in the past. So I'm like, Okay, well I want
• 1:04:00
  Speaker 4: to know what to look out for for myself obviously,
• 1:04:02
  Speaker 4: and so I'm just watching your screamer head off. I'm
• 1:04:04
  Speaker 4: like it makes sense. Not that I would ever obviously
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  Speaker 4: do that, but like I can see why. Like there's
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  Speaker 4: certain things that can happen that can lead to that.
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  Speaker 1: There's a lot of things that people and I'm not
• 1:04:16
  Speaker 1: going to say they're dumb, so but whatever, but there's
• 1:04:17
  Speaker 1: a lot of people out there that do a lot
• 1:04:19
  Speaker 1: of things that we know isn't right. Yeah, your brains
• 1:04:23
  Speaker 1: just don't function because nobody's no two brains really function
• 1:04:26
  Speaker 1: alike exactly. They have that, you know what I mean,
• 1:04:29
  Speaker 1: they don't have that, and they're just they they react,
• 1:04:32
  Speaker 1: they don't think, they react before they think, and it's.
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  Speaker 3: Just a stop And it's sad that they would even
• 1:04:38
  Speaker 3: have to have videos like that.
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  Speaker 4: It really is, honestly, it seriously is, because, like we'll
• 1:04:43
  Speaker 4: think about it, logically, it's a baby, so obviously it
• 1:04:47
  Speaker 4: doesn't know, it doesn't know anything. It's like six seven, eight,
• 1:04:51
  Speaker 4: ten days old. That's how it communicates is by crying.
• 1:04:55
  Speaker 4: It's it's and it's all it's it's there's usually one
• 1:04:58
  Speaker 4: of four things. They yes, it can, yeah, it doesn't
• 1:05:03
  Speaker 4: get talked about very often, that's the that's the problem.
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  Speaker 4: But it's it's one of four things. They're they're either hungry, okay,
• 1:05:10
  Speaker 4: they need to be changed, they want to be held,
• 1:05:12
  Speaker 4: they're gassy, or they're tired. Right, So there's there's it's
• 1:05:16
  Speaker 4: very simple what those things are.
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  Speaker 5: And if you get.
• 1:05:20
  Speaker 4: If you get past yeah, see, I still have the
• 1:05:22
  Speaker 4: same problems. Right, And she she has this thing where
• 1:05:24
  Speaker 4: she'll wake up and start crying and and at first
• 1:05:29
  Speaker 4: I thought, well, maybe she's waking up hungry, and then
• 1:05:31
  Speaker 4: I you know, I looked at the news and I
• 1:05:33
  Speaker 4: was like, ah, you know, it's just more socially acceptable
• 1:05:37
  Speaker 4: for a newborn to wake up crying about how the
• 1:05:39
  Speaker 4: world is as opposed to and when I wake up
• 1:05:41
  Speaker 4: crying about it, my wife tells me.
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  Speaker 5: To shut up.
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  Speaker 1: It's just like I didn't get all these.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, exactly, but already what's crazy.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: What's crazy though, is like if as a obviously because newborn, right,
• 1:05:57
  Speaker 4: that's what it does. That's what communicates. But if a
• 1:06:01
  Speaker 4: grown man screamed at me the way my daughter does them,
• 1:06:08
  Speaker 4: I would probably like if it was just constant, you
• 1:06:11
  Speaker 4: probably hit that person in the face like that you're
• 1:06:13
  Speaker 4: being ridiculous. But like as a logic person, you can
• 1:06:17
  Speaker 4: separate the two.
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  Speaker 5: But that's why.
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  Speaker 4: That's why, And I've been reading a lot it because
• 1:06:20
  Speaker 4: I was like, this is so weird, Like this is
• 1:06:22
  Speaker 4: like you don't obviously you don't shake children. You hear
• 1:06:25
  Speaker 4: about it, it happens on the news. You hear You're like, ah,
• 1:06:27
  Speaker 4: I can't believe anyone would do that, and then you
• 1:06:29
  Speaker 4: read into it you're like, Okay, there's like there's connections
• 1:06:33
  Speaker 4: that need to happen, and then lack of sleep, lack
• 1:06:37
  Speaker 4: of lack of like proper like prior preparedness, like understanding
• 1:06:41
  Speaker 4: what to look out for.
• 1:06:43
  Speaker 1: Yeah, and usually that person had some kind of you
• 1:06:46
  Speaker 1: know there there was more behind the scenes.
• 1:06:48
  Speaker 5: Obviously.
• 1:06:48
  Speaker 4: I was just more more behind the scenes with that.
• 1:06:50
  Speaker 4: But like it's interesting, it's not I mean, it's terrible.
• 1:06:53
  Speaker 4: It's a terrible thing that happens. But like I've been
• 1:06:55
  Speaker 4: reading a lot about like the postpartum stuff because like
• 1:06:57
  Speaker 4: I said, like I'm super interested with learning. I have
• 1:07:00
  Speaker 4: tons of time now, like literally I'll s'll be asleep
• 1:07:03
  Speaker 4: in my arms. I'll just research shit for no reason,
• 1:07:06
  Speaker 4: Mama exactly. But there's like there's so much you hear
• 1:07:13
  Speaker 4: about postpartum depression and women You're like, Okay, they get depressed.
• 1:07:16
  Speaker 5: You know whatever.
• 1:07:17
  Speaker 4: There's like this, that and the other thing about it.
• 1:07:21
  Speaker 4: But like the male side of it, like there's a
• 1:07:23
  Speaker 4: huge like it can definitely affect males. And no, dude,
• 1:07:28
  Speaker 4: that I've actually like, I mean like I've had buddies
• 1:07:31
  Speaker 4: that have just had kids and I brought it up
• 1:07:33
  Speaker 4: to them. They're like, no, yeah, I went through it.
• 1:07:34
  Speaker 4: They're like, well, why didn't you say anything because it's
• 1:07:37
  Speaker 4: it's a yeah, you just don't. But that's the for
• 1:07:40
  Speaker 4: me because I mean, five and a half years of recovery,
• 1:07:44
  Speaker 4: I talk about my feelings and I talk about stuff,
• 1:07:47
  Speaker 4: and it's definitely something that needs to be that needs
• 1:07:49
  Speaker 4: to be talked about more.
• 1:07:51
  Speaker 1: I agree, No, it's a good thing. And then maybe
• 1:07:54
  Speaker 1: and maybe you know, uh, maybe you know, a voice
• 1:07:57
  Speaker 1: as such as yours can can can make dudes of
• 1:08:00
  Speaker 1: awkward talking about it. I know, maybe just being there,
• 1:08:02
  Speaker 1: I was just like I'll deal with it.
• 1:08:04
  Speaker 4: And there's the other the other thing about it too,
• 1:08:06
  Speaker 4: that's like that that could be part of it is
• 1:08:08
  Speaker 4: I I didn't really have like a breakdown the other day,
• 1:08:11
  Speaker 4: but lack of sleep and then the fact that for
• 1:08:14
  Speaker 4: some reason I couldn't get her to calm down or
• 1:08:16
  Speaker 4: fall asleep. But where you were as usually like the
• 1:08:18
  Speaker 4: last couple previous days before that, like I, you know,
• 1:08:23
  Speaker 4: rock her or whatever, and then she would end up
• 1:08:25
  Speaker 4: falling asleep in my arms. But like she just wasn't
• 1:08:28
  Speaker 4: having it right. She only wanted my wife, and I
• 1:08:31
  Speaker 4: understand why, Like logically, okay, that's food. And then she
• 1:08:35
  Speaker 4: grew in her belly, so there's more of a connection
• 1:08:37
  Speaker 4: there than there is with me at this point. But
• 1:08:41
  Speaker 4: like that was the only thing that we get her
• 1:08:42
  Speaker 4: to calm down. Is like my wife, you know, breastfeeding
• 1:08:45
  Speaker 4: her right. And in my head, I'm like, she doesn't
• 1:08:47
  Speaker 4: like me. My daughter doesn't like me.
• 1:08:48
  Speaker 1: She hates me.
• 1:08:49
  Speaker 4: She doesn't want anything to do with me. I can't
• 1:08:52
  Speaker 4: get her to calm down. I called my buddy who
• 1:08:53
  Speaker 4: just had a kid. I was like, I was like,
• 1:08:55
  Speaker 4: my daughter doesn't like me. I don't know why, and
• 1:08:57
  Speaker 4: he's like, dude, she's six days old. She and know
• 1:09:01
  Speaker 4: what the world is. She just wants food. That's like
• 1:09:03
  Speaker 4: literally but like because the lack of sleep, and then
• 1:09:07
  Speaker 4: having that being like case, I had a little smidgeon
• 1:09:11
  Speaker 4: of confidence thinking, Okay, I figured her out. This is
• 1:09:14
  Speaker 4: how I get her to fall asleep. This is and
• 1:09:16
  Speaker 4: then all of a sudden it's completely different. It's like,
• 1:09:17
  Speaker 4: holy crap, I'm a terrible father. She doesn't like me.
• 1:09:20
  Speaker 1: And this isn't to bum you out. This is just
• 1:09:23
  Speaker 1: kind of what happens, like you finally get to at
• 1:09:26
  Speaker 1: least in my opinion, when I happened to me, you
• 1:09:27
  Speaker 1: finally are like, dude, I got this.
• 1:09:29
  Speaker 3: I know what to do.
• 1:09:30
  Speaker 1: I can get her to step, I can change your diapers.
• 1:09:32
  Speaker 1: And then next thing, you know, their routines change because
• 1:09:35
  Speaker 1: they're a little bit older, and you're.
• 1:09:36
  Speaker 3: Like huh u.
• 1:09:37
  Speaker 1: And then you're like, all right, cool, I got this
• 1:09:39
  Speaker 1: new one. And then it changes again. You're like god,
• 1:09:41
  Speaker 1: damn it. And then now she my daughter's seven, and
• 1:09:44
  Speaker 1: it's just like, oh, that's a whole different problem. And see,
• 1:09:48
  Speaker 1: but every every problem is still a great problem to
• 1:09:51
  Speaker 1: have because there is nothing like honestly man like.
• 1:09:54
  Speaker 3: Yeah, it always says she's like she's like, dude, you
• 1:09:57
  Speaker 3: pout when you don't get your own way with your kids.
• 1:09:59
  Speaker 3: I'm like, why shouldn't. I. First off, you got to
• 1:10:02
  Speaker 3: spend the first nine months with him in there.
• 1:10:05
  Speaker 1: I didn't.
• 1:10:07
  Speaker 3: They never kicked for me. They kicked for you all
• 1:10:09
  Speaker 3: day long. I go up, Yeah, where are you a
• 1:10:10
  Speaker 3: little fella?
• 1:10:11
  Speaker 1: And they would kick.
• 1:10:12
  Speaker 3: I'm like, Plus, they're two dudes. I want dad time,
• 1:10:15
  Speaker 3: and so like, of course they're still at six and four,
• 1:10:18
  Speaker 3: they're still attached to their mom. Like they would crawl
• 1:10:20
  Speaker 3: back in if they could. It's probably really warm, but
• 1:10:24
  Speaker 3: like they'll hang out with me, but at the end
• 1:10:28
  Speaker 3: of the night, it's always mom time and I'll sit
• 1:10:30
  Speaker 3: there like, dude, what the hell come and hang out
• 1:10:33
  Speaker 3: with me, And she's like, don't.
• 1:10:34
  Speaker 1: Pout, Like I am pouting.
• 1:10:36
  Speaker 4: Yeah, And see that's fucking cool, And I want to
• 1:10:40
  Speaker 4: hang out with exactly. And I think the thing is
• 1:10:43
  Speaker 4: that it's probably talked about more, we just don't see
• 1:10:47
  Speaker 4: it as much. Is that the dynamic with the with
• 1:10:50
  Speaker 4: the relationship between a father and their kids is way
• 1:10:54
  Speaker 4: different than it was when like when I was growing up. Obviously,
• 1:10:57
  Speaker 4: like I mean my dad, I mean he was in
• 1:10:59
  Speaker 4: the Navy, was gone a lot. So like the relationship
• 1:11:01
  Speaker 4: that him and I have is is very different than
• 1:11:04
  Speaker 4: you know, the relationship that other people have with their
• 1:11:06
  Speaker 4: kids or if they're like father's non existent, right if
• 1:11:08
  Speaker 4: they're not in the picture. And that's unfortunately that's a problem.
• 1:11:12
  Speaker 4: But what's not like focused on is like the dads
• 1:11:15
  Speaker 4: who you know, I would say, like myself at this point,
• 1:11:18
  Speaker 4: who knows, I might not like her later and I'll
• 1:11:20
  Speaker 4: just leave it. But like at the day, I really
• 1:11:24
  Speaker 4: enjoy being around my daughter and my wife, and I
• 1:11:26
  Speaker 4: want to obviously be there for everything. But like the
• 1:11:29
  Speaker 4: fathers that are wont to be super active in every
• 1:11:33
  Speaker 4: part of it, Like for me, it's like I know
• 1:11:34
  Speaker 4: probably more about like what breast milk does and like
• 1:11:37
  Speaker 4: how to use the pump machine and all that stuff
• 1:11:40
  Speaker 4: that my wife does because that's like that's what I
• 1:11:43
  Speaker 4: could do because I couldn't do anything else. Okay, let
• 1:11:45
  Speaker 4: me learn how to do how to help her with
• 1:11:47
  Speaker 4: all of this stuff. So that way I just say, hey,
• 1:11:50
  Speaker 4: here's how you do it whatever, and and she's good
• 1:11:52
  Speaker 4: to go. She doesn't have to like think about that.
• 1:11:54
  Speaker 4: She just has to basically just be there to provide nourishment.
• 1:11:59
  Speaker 4: And and what the problem is is that like there's
• 1:12:04
  Speaker 4: there's mom groups, right, there's mom groups on Facebook. There's
• 1:12:06
  Speaker 4: breastfeeding groups on Facebook. There's all these other groups for
• 1:12:10
  Speaker 4: for moms to to to basically discuss things with each other.
• 1:12:15
  Speaker 4: And and I've been looking for it, and I've asked
• 1:12:17
  Speaker 4: a couple of people. There's not really a lot of
• 1:12:19
  Speaker 4: places for dads like that.
• 1:12:22
  Speaker 3: I imagine. I imagine either like single dad groups or yeah,
• 1:12:27
  Speaker 3: single dad widow dad groups, or otherwise you just get
• 1:12:32
  Speaker 3: made made fun of or trolled or whatever, which which
• 1:12:35
  Speaker 3: nobody wants to do. Like, yeah, any any of the
• 1:12:39
  Speaker 3: three of us would be like whatever, but at some
• 1:12:41
  Speaker 3: point you'd notice it and you'd be like, yeah.
• 1:12:45
  Speaker 1: A lot different now than it was, you know, back
• 1:12:47
  Speaker 1: in the day. Back in the day, it was just like,
• 1:12:48
  Speaker 1: you know, it's much different. But I mean we could
• 1:12:52
  Speaker 1: we could go on and on again. This were a
• 1:12:54
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• 1:12:58
  Speaker 1: talk and we can talk as much as you want
• 1:13:00
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• 1:13:02
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• 1:13:04
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• 1:13:08
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• 1:13:09
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• 1:13:35
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• 1:13:40
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