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- 0:02Speaker 1: It's six am.
- 0:03Speaker 2: Kiss Breakfast is now Hello, good morning for Keema's Lahouse.
- 0:14Speaker 3: You're on Kiss Breakfast, Mikey Brooklyn morning, Mikey.
- 0:18Speaker 2: Hello, everyone is here Friday.
- 0:23Speaker 4: Did you see my my announcement on Instagram last night? Mikey.
- 0:27Speaker 2: Yeah, I didn't realize. Yeah, but you finally came out
- 0:30Speaker 2: of Brooklyn.
- 0:31Speaker 5: You're gay.
- 0:32Speaker 3: Well, I've gone back in the closet. You didn't understand.
- 0:36Speaker 2: Pete tried women again. That was an accident.
- 0:39Speaker 3: Yeah, and then one called up wanting to go on
- 0:41Speaker 3: a date with him, and Pete got scared or something.
- 0:44Speaker 4: I was scared.
- 0:45Speaker 6: I can't see things like that show. I've got mouthful
- 0:47Speaker 6: of tost How things going anywhere?
- 0:50Speaker 3: Well, let it anyway, Michael. You'll have a new filling
- 0:53Speaker 3: co host from Monday. Yeah, it is going to be Mayo,
- 0:58Speaker 3: producer Mayo who used to here.
- 1:00Speaker 4: Has she's been on maternity leave.
- 1:03Speaker 2: A lot of love for her online, lots of people
- 1:05Speaker 2: loving her in here. So how old is her baby?
- 1:08Speaker 7: Though?
- 1:09Speaker 4: Ten weeks old? That's pretty quil Yeah.
- 1:13Speaker 2: Okay, so we're getting in here with minus the child.
- 1:16Speaker 3: You well, no, I think yeah. Her husband said we'll
- 1:19Speaker 3: be looking after the kids, all right, so she's from
- 1:22Speaker 3: Monday and Monday and from six am.
- 1:25Speaker 4: I think she's coming in, so she'll be here at
- 1:27Speaker 4: this time.
- 1:28Speaker 2: She knows what to do. Yes, produced the whole show.
- 1:30Speaker 4: Yeah, I can't wait for that.
- 1:32Speaker 3: Also Instagram last night there was a big thing they've
- 1:35Speaker 3: done where they've gotten rid of a heap of bot accounts.
- 1:39Speaker 3: So a lot of influencers who had a lot of
- 1:42Speaker 3: fake followers, Yeah, have seen big drops to their follower number.
- 1:46Speaker 2: I have heard even if you just got a public one,
- 1:48Speaker 2: you may have seen a drop. I had a look
- 1:50Speaker 2: after I got told about this. I've only dropped one
- 1:52Speaker 2: hundred people. Yeah, but so I had a hunt only
- 1:55Speaker 2: one hundred bots following me. Yeah, I might have a
- 1:57Speaker 2: look at yours you dropped. I did.
- 1:59Speaker 4: It hasn't driped.
- 2:00Speaker 3: But I've been getting new followers and I thought, oh,
- 2:03Speaker 3: they should have gone up by now, and it added.
- 2:05Speaker 3: So maybe I'm losing as many as I'm getting.
- 2:07Speaker 2: What do you think about people that go and buy them? Like,
- 2:10Speaker 2: I know I knew a dude, actually, Nat, you and
- 2:13Speaker 2: I used to work with him. You're know the guy I.
- 2:15Speaker 8: Know exactly who you're talking about.
- 2:17Speaker 2: So he had like I don't know, two hundred followers
- 2:19Speaker 2: and then overnight he's got thirty thousand followers them all
- 2:24Speaker 2: yeah reality name.
- 2:27Speaker 8: Nah he went on maths, didn't he?
- 2:29Speaker 4: Yeah? Okay, well that's all. We can work it out.
- 2:32Speaker 2: Yeah, you can work it out. Yeah. How do you
- 2:34Speaker 2: feel about that? Like buying it for clout?
- 2:36Speaker 9: I think it's embarrassed because your engagement is never matching
- 2:43Speaker 9: your followers, so that means everything you have to post,
- 2:45Speaker 9: you then have to buy likes and comments, and you're
- 2:47Speaker 9: just not going to do that. So if you've got
- 2:49Speaker 9: forty thousand followers and two likes, people.
- 2:52Speaker 4: Are going to work it out.
- 2:52Speaker 2: Yeah, that's true. Anyway, A lot of people waken up today,
- 2:54Speaker 2: a lot of those influences.
- 2:56Speaker 4: What about Peter Peter's good good following?
- 2:59Speaker 2: Did you buy all?
- 3:00Speaker 8: Okay, okay, confession time.
- 3:02Speaker 6: I am in the early days of Twitter. I did
- 3:05Speaker 6: buy about thirty thousand followers.
- 3:07Speaker 2: Why wow?
- 3:08Speaker 6: It I was very early days and I was used
- 3:10Speaker 6: at the other radio station at Southern crossose THEEA. They
- 3:13Speaker 6: were like, oh, could you be the test summy for it?
- 3:15Speaker 2: Don't name the station, name the company, Yeah.
- 3:17Speaker 6: Southern cross Oose THEEO not anyway, but anymore that's fine.
- 3:20Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 3:21Speaker 6: Basically, yeah, I tried out and I brought thirty thousand,
- 3:23Speaker 6: did nothing for me and just caused a whole issue.
- 3:26Speaker 6: So I've got like four thousand genuine followers on on
- 3:29Speaker 6: twit Twitter, but then Instagram.
- 3:30Speaker 10: I don't know, I'm going.
- 3:31Speaker 6: To be a lost two hundred followers I think it was,
- 3:33Speaker 6: but I lose followers on the rag anyway.
- 3:35Speaker 2: So well, that's true. You are kind of hated, aren't you. Hey,
- 3:38Speaker 2: what about this? A lot of men listening right now
- 3:41Speaker 2: driving a ute. Apparently ute sales have dropped thirty percent
- 3:46Speaker 2: in the last year. A lot less people buying utes.
- 3:48Speaker 2: You can imagine why, Brooklyn.
- 3:51Speaker 4: What diesel price is going on?
- 3:52Speaker 2: It's the cost of them. Now, I reckon, you're either
- 3:54Speaker 2: into a ute or you're not into a ute, Like
- 3:57Speaker 2: I've got one Trady made or the tattoos and everything. Yeah,
- 4:00Speaker 2: he's got I don't even know what brand it is.
- 4:01Speaker 2: It is the biggest ute in the world. You need
- 4:03Speaker 2: a freaking ladder just to get into the thing. Giant
- 4:06Speaker 2: tires that are probably worth eighteen thousand dollars. Do you
- 4:09Speaker 2: like that kind of look?
- 4:11Speaker 3: I wish like there's part of me that wants to
- 4:14Speaker 3: buy a ute and drive around in a ute, but
- 4:17Speaker 3: I have zero reason to ever you need it.
- 4:21Speaker 2: Hey, the Pom is actually hot. The Pom's never been
- 4:24Speaker 2: in a ute, so he's over here from London. You've
- 4:27Speaker 2: never been in a ute.
- 4:28Speaker 11: When I first got to Australia, I thought a ute
- 4:31Speaker 11: was just like a brand.
- 4:32Speaker 8: I didn't realize it was just like the hyper.
- 4:34Speaker 2: Yeah, I never been in one. Do they not have
- 4:38Speaker 2: him in England?
- 4:38Speaker 11: But they do, but no one really drives one because
- 4:40Speaker 11: you don't need one in like suburban England.
- 4:42Speaker 2: Oh we don't even really need them in suburban Australia either,
- 4:45Speaker 2: but a lot of people drive them for no reason.
- 4:47Speaker 2: What about the girls? Do we find a man in
- 4:50Speaker 2: a big, giant, big assuit, hot or not so hot?
- 4:54Speaker 12: Brooklyn? Buy the ute?
- 4:55Speaker 2: Oh really?
- 4:56Speaker 13: Yeah?
- 4:56Speaker 2: Okay that's Chelsea. Yeah Crow, Now what's your trading partner drive?
- 5:00Speaker 9: He drives a ute and it's pretty high. I just
- 5:02Speaker 9: find my legs.
- 5:03Speaker 12: Like pretzel up when I'm trying to get into it.
- 5:05Speaker 8: I never put the right foot on.
- 5:07Speaker 9: The step first, so I'm always twisting in and then
- 5:10Speaker 9: there's tools everywhere.
- 5:11Speaker 12: But yeah, in saying that it's hot, yeah, a lot.
- 5:13Speaker 2: Of people get angry about these love it well, yeah
- 5:15Speaker 2: they do. But a lot of people get angry about
- 5:17Speaker 2: these big utes.
- 5:17Speaker 4: It's a they're bigger than parking spots. Yes, it's like.
- 5:22Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, and that's that's what you see people. You
- 5:24Speaker 2: know how my old man gets annoyed about e bike riders. Yeah,
- 5:27Speaker 2: just a teenage hold again, I know. Big utes is
- 5:31Speaker 2: the other thing. I don't know why you get so annoyed.
- 5:33Speaker 2: No one's making you drive that ute, no one's hitting
- 5:37Speaker 2: you with the ute, but they get.
- 5:38Speaker 9: Really really I feel like, when you're at a traffic
- 5:40Speaker 9: light in the morning, always go behind the ute.
- 5:43Speaker 8: They're always the.
- 5:43Speaker 9: Wind lead foot are they lead foots?
- 5:46Speaker 14: Sweet?
- 5:50Speaker 12: I want to start to say.
- 5:52Speaker 2: All right, so we do trady versus ladies. So yeah,
- 5:54Speaker 2: we're going to get a trady. Put you against a lady.
- 5:56Speaker 2: See who is better? Awesome prize you can win?
- 5:58Speaker 9: Yeah, you could win a Cogan full HD Smart Freestyle projector.
- 6:03Speaker 2: All right, let's do it our welcoming along, John to
- 6:06Speaker 2: be the trady and Joy to be the lady. Good morning, morning,
- 6:11Speaker 2: good morning, Hi welcome.
- 6:14Speaker 8: Let me introduce you to Joy.
- 6:16Speaker 12: She's thirty three, which I've never met a joy.
- 6:18Speaker 9: I feel like normally it's like I think of an
- 6:21Speaker 9: old lady, no offense.
- 6:23Speaker 2: So my grandma rests her soul, lived to ninety eight. Joy, Yeah,
- 6:29Speaker 2: and I can tell you she was no joy grabby
- 6:32Speaker 2: old thing.
- 6:34Speaker 8: Do you feel the need, lady to be happy all
- 6:35Speaker 8: the time?
- 6:38Speaker 9: Yes, you're shout to live under You just always need
- 6:42Speaker 9: to be joyful.
- 6:43Speaker 2: You do sound lovely though, You do sound delightful.
- 6:45Speaker 15: Thank you.
- 6:46Speaker 9: I'm so thirty three years old from Sydney. She's a
- 6:48Speaker 9: stay at home mum with five kids.
- 6:50Speaker 2: How's that going?
- 6:51Speaker 16: Hi?
- 6:53Speaker 17: Yeah, that's good?
- 6:55Speaker 2: Five under five? Is it? Oh?
- 6:57Speaker 15: No?
- 6:59Speaker 18: Yeah?
- 6:59Speaker 8: Don't you reckon?
- 7:00Speaker 12: Nobody I was said, yeah, yeah, it's good, it's good.
- 7:02Speaker 8: It's a loaded question. Hey, she drives a keya rio.
- 7:06Speaker 9: She's married, they've been together for over fifteen years, and
- 7:09Speaker 9: her dog once broke her finger while she was at
- 7:11Speaker 9: the park with her kids.
- 7:12Speaker 8: How did your dog do that?
- 7:14Speaker 15: So we were playing tag with him and when I
- 7:17Speaker 15: went to grab his lead off the ground, just fully
- 7:23Speaker 15: to watch my finger and broke it sideway.
- 7:29Speaker 2: You know I broke my finger running once?
- 7:32Speaker 16: Yeah?
- 7:33Speaker 8: Why am I not surprised?
- 7:35Speaker 14: I know?
- 7:35Speaker 2: So all my mates gave me so much crap for it.
- 7:37Speaker 2: So I was with my pt and it was making
- 7:41Speaker 2: me sprint and as I did like a stride, my
- 7:45Speaker 2: pinky finger caught the pocket of my shorts, bent back
- 7:49Speaker 2: and I broke it, and then I had to go
- 7:51Speaker 2: to a finger specialist. From running running, I know, such
- 7:56Speaker 2: a fairy you are to.
- 7:58Speaker 3: Do these activity type things. You've got a peet. Yeah,
- 8:02Speaker 3: but you'd think you'd be some built like bodybuilder.
- 8:05Speaker 2: Yeah. We're slowly working on some more. I see them
- 8:08Speaker 2: once a week. Progress, I go there once a week.
- 8:13Speaker 8: Oh whoa, sorry?
- 8:16Speaker 9: All right, back to Joy weighing in at seventy five kilos.
- 8:19Speaker 12: She got finger banged, but not in a good way.
- 8:21Speaker 2: It's such a week tenuous link. Hey John, how you doing?
- 8:30Speaker 17: Man?
- 8:32Speaker 2: All right? So you're a concrete We had a concrete
- 8:34Speaker 2: or yesterday too, very popular job. Your driver midst of
- 8:37Speaker 2: Bishy Outland up married with two kids. You're enjoying married
- 8:41Speaker 2: life definitely. Yeah, you lost your license. I love this.
- 8:48Speaker 2: You were riding a motorized eski on the footpath and
- 8:53Speaker 2: what you got done by the coppers?
- 8:55Speaker 19: Yeahsured yep.
- 8:59Speaker 4: A, but it can happen. They treated as it.
- 9:04Speaker 12: Yeah, it's like if you're doing a fridge.
- 9:07Speaker 9: It's like if you're doing a fridge to fridge or
- 9:08Speaker 9: whatever on those bikes, if you get pulled over and
- 9:10Speaker 9: breath test, did you lose your license?
- 9:12Speaker 4: Man?
- 9:13Speaker 2: Okay, well, how cool is a motorized es keeper? Apart
- 9:17Speaker 2: from yeah I want one? Are you weigh eighty seven kilos?
- 9:21Speaker 16: Yeah?
- 9:22Speaker 2: Yeah, they see me, chillan, They Hayden Patrol, try to
- 9:28Speaker 2: catch me right and dirty. It's John, come a bit hid.
- 9:39Speaker 2: That's quite good. I'll give you that. All right, let's go.
- 9:42Speaker 9: I'll ask you the questions first, John, Okay, let's get
- 9:45Speaker 9: into it.
- 9:45Speaker 12: Question number one, in terms of makeup, what is baking?
- 9:52Speaker 20: It's like a foundation you put on your bottom on.
- 9:56Speaker 12: No, I'm so sorry, you've already got your foundation on.
- 9:59Speaker 9: You put a powder on top and you let it
- 10:01Speaker 9: sit there and it kind of like, yeah, it goes
- 10:04Speaker 9: into the makeup and sets it.
- 10:06Speaker 2: Really do so much. Nut was telling me as we
- 10:08Speaker 2: walked in together this morning, don't get any ideas. Guys.
- 10:11Speaker 2: We just pulled in, which yeah, we could actually car
- 10:14Speaker 2: pull all the way.
- 10:14Speaker 12: I leave me, thank you.
- 10:16Speaker 2: You don't want to drive with me.
- 10:17Speaker 8: But the last thing I want. First thing in the morning.
- 10:19Speaker 8: Is your loud voice in my ear?
- 10:21Speaker 9: Like you're quite Like this is what you hear of, Mikey,
- 10:24Speaker 9: is what you get no matter what time you speak
- 10:26Speaker 9: to Matt work out of work at two am, at
- 10:29Speaker 9: ten pm, Like you're just the same consistent level.
- 10:32Speaker 8: Of intensity, right anyway, No, not a bad thing. It's
- 10:36Speaker 8: just a lot.
- 10:37Speaker 2: It is what it is. Uh, what was it?
- 10:39Speaker 21: Oh?
- 10:39Speaker 2: Yeah, you were telling me you sit there doing your makeup.
- 10:41Speaker 2: You don't need makeup, by the way, I don't know
- 10:43Speaker 2: why you're wearing it, but you sit there here, you
- 10:45Speaker 2: sit there doing makeup with these little heater on.
- 10:48Speaker 9: Oh, I've got one of those space heaters that chew
- 10:50Speaker 9: all your electricity.
- 10:51Speaker 4: Yeah, And I.
- 10:51Speaker 9: Place it so I sit at like a makeup table,
- 10:53Speaker 9: and I place it behind my legs so it hits
- 10:56Speaker 9: the wall and then ricochets back on me.
- 10:58Speaker 8: And I'm in this like wave of heat and it's
- 11:01Speaker 8: so good.
- 11:01Speaker 2: And how long does it take you to do the
- 11:03Speaker 2: makeup that you don't need to wear.
- 11:05Speaker 8: Hair, makeup clothes? About twenty minutes?
- 11:07Speaker 4: Wow, So I kind just seems quick.
- 11:09Speaker 8: No, no, no, but I've got the routine down.
- 11:11Speaker 2: Isn't that awful? But like we can just roll out
- 11:13Speaker 2: of bed, a dude, brush your teeth, cumb your hair
- 11:16Speaker 2: or whatever, jump in the car. You've got to do
- 11:18Speaker 2: the makeup there.
- 11:18Speaker 8: It is very annoying.
- 11:19Speaker 9: Yeah, I feel like And if you don't wear makeup
- 11:22Speaker 9: one day, everyone's like, oh, are you okay, and you're like, yes, yeah, yes,
- 11:26Speaker 9: this is just what I.
- 11:27Speaker 2: Look like normally, Chelsea, do you bother doing makeup in
- 11:30Speaker 2: the morning? You also do makeup? Yeah?
- 11:32Speaker 8: It does?
- 11:32Speaker 12: It look like I'm not wearing makeup right now.
- 11:34Speaker 8: Oh, you can't win, you can't win.
- 11:35Speaker 2: Move on.
- 11:36Speaker 22: However, I will say the heater live changing. I also
- 11:39Speaker 22: just yeah, sit on the floor. I've got my heater
- 11:41Speaker 22: to my left in my little room. Shut the door
- 11:43Speaker 22: and yeah, it's like a little bubble.
- 11:45Speaker 9: Sometimes it's so close to me my legs turn red
- 11:47Speaker 9: and I love it.
- 11:48Speaker 2: Maybe the global warming is all done by women. Use
- 11:51Speaker 2: a little heater today. Makeup? Yeah? Hey, oh question two questions.
- 11:56Speaker 9: Yeah, name one of the four menstrual phases. Poulation.
- 12:03Speaker 8: Yes, it's not as hard as you think. One point
- 12:06Speaker 8: on the board for you.
- 12:07Speaker 9: All four menstruation, follicular ovulation, and luteel.
- 12:11Speaker 4: I've never heard of two of those menstruations.
- 12:14Speaker 9: Obviously, the bleeding ovulation is where you're the most fertile,
- 12:18Speaker 9: then lou till I think I'm saying that right. I
- 12:20Speaker 9: don't know, but that's like where I think you're like
- 12:23Speaker 9: your sex drive spikes and stuff. And then I think forllicula,
- 12:26Speaker 9: maybe is the opposite where you're just like, I don't such.
- 12:29Speaker 4: A roller coaster for you guys every month?
- 12:31Speaker 2: Yeah, it truly is.
- 12:32Speaker 9: And I've thought about it when you consider PMS and
- 12:34Speaker 9: the actual week that we're dealing with it, like half
- 12:38Speaker 9: fifty percent of the time we're just suck like because
- 12:41Speaker 9: we're angry.
- 12:42Speaker 2: Or feeling or horny? Are you because that's one of them,
- 12:46Speaker 2: isn't it?
- 12:47Speaker 4: Which one are you?
- 12:47Speaker 8: I mean I'm currently in ovulation.
- 12:50Speaker 2: Ah, well, there you go, and we know you want
- 12:52Speaker 2: to have kids, so that's good.
- 12:53Speaker 9: A big weekend Question number three on social media, John,
- 12:57Speaker 9: what does g r w M stand for?
- 13:03Speaker 12: You'll see it a lot on TikTok video.
- 13:06Speaker 9: Well, then look at this.
- 13:08Speaker 21: Do go.
- 13:10Speaker 9: Run that. I like that you tried. It's get ready
- 13:16Speaker 9: with me with your heater. Get ready with me while
- 13:18Speaker 9: I sit in front of my heater. One point on
- 13:20Speaker 9: the board for you, John, that means joy just needs
- 13:23Speaker 9: to get one or more.
- 13:24Speaker 2: All right, let's make it a joyful experience for you.
- 13:26Speaker 2: What is what is teflon tape used for? Telon tape
- 13:36Speaker 2: used for Yeah, it's like preventing elaks, So it's yeah,
- 13:43Speaker 2: you're around ELK. Yeah, okay. Name of car brand that
- 13:48Speaker 2: starts with the letter See, there's quite a few when
- 13:55Speaker 2: you think about it. Yeah, any car brands see and
- 14:01Speaker 2: not car She's gone blank? You have.
- 14:07Speaker 14: Wait what were you saying?
- 14:09Speaker 13: Cruise?
- 14:09Speaker 17: I said Cruz Like remember.
- 14:13Speaker 2: So we're looking well, I don't know, we could have
- 14:15Speaker 2: maybe taken that, but nah not it's make Yeah yeah
- 14:19Speaker 2: yeah the brand so like our Cadillac, Chrysler, Citron, Citron,
- 14:25Speaker 2: et cetera. Okay, Cherry, yeah, oh yeah, they're big at
- 14:27Speaker 2: the moment, Cherry.
- 14:28Speaker 8: I'm seeing them everywhere.
- 14:29Speaker 2: Yeah, okay. Which sport requires a shuttle cock? Yeah? One
- 14:38Speaker 2: that made a comeback, by the way, on people.
- 14:40Speaker 8: That's paddle. What's the paddle is?
- 14:43Speaker 9: Well, shuttle cock is like it's got that thing with
- 14:45Speaker 9: the almost looks like a stiff net on the back
- 14:47Speaker 9: of it, right, and it's like a long, thin tennis
- 14:50Speaker 9: racket handle. Paddle is like they almost look like table
- 14:53Speaker 9: tennis rackets and they kind of they just it's really fast.
- 14:56Speaker 8: It's like a fast version of tennis.
- 14:58Speaker 2: Right, but like not everyone's doing a it's just influencers
- 15:01Speaker 2: in the Eastern suburbs and stuff. Right, people an't playing this.
- 15:04Speaker 8: It's a bit of a wanky thing to do.
- 15:05Speaker 18: It was.
- 15:06Speaker 8: Yeah, yeah, there's this bar.
- 15:08Speaker 12: In Sydney and it's like a fancy influencer.
- 15:10Speaker 8: Bar and they've got a paddle court in the bar.
- 15:14Speaker 2: That sounds like the worst place. Okay, so we're tie
- 15:16Speaker 2: broking it.
- 15:18Speaker 9: Yeah, oh yes, sorry, sorry, so you're both back in play.
- 15:22Speaker 9: Whoever gets this question correct is the winner. No buzzing
- 15:25Speaker 9: with your name, Just yell at the answer. John and
- 15:27Speaker 9: Joy are you ready?
- 15:29Speaker 8: Alrighty?
- 15:30Speaker 12: What is the chemical formula for water?
- 15:35Speaker 10: They all right, John, you are gonna.
- 15:47Speaker 8: Love this prize.
- 15:48Speaker 9: I feel like it's perfect for blokes who love the.
- 15:50Speaker 8: Footy and things like that.
- 15:51Speaker 9: You have won a Corgan full HD Smart Freestyle Projectork.
- 16:00Speaker 8: Congratulations, name.
- 16:06Speaker 23: Boy.
- 16:07Speaker 24: We drinks all ship seeing old Yeah boy.
- 16:25Speaker 2: Oh yeah, it's Friday. Good morning. You're listening to Kiss.
- 16:27Speaker 2: I'm Mike Key. We've got Brooklyn wet Kiss team doing
- 16:30Speaker 2: it for chemist warehouse mates.
- 16:32Speaker 4: Yeah.
- 16:32Speaker 3: Hey, there's a lot of things that gay guys and
- 16:34Speaker 3: straight guys don't have in common.
- 16:37Speaker 4: Right, we're different in a big way, there.
- 16:40Speaker 2: Is one big way, but some things.
- 16:42Speaker 3: We're very similar at And I got to say, my
- 16:47Speaker 3: dad's staying with me at the moment, so he's in
- 16:49Speaker 3: he's Yeah, he comes and goes, and that's all right.
- 16:51Speaker 2: I love having him there because he got his own house.
- 16:54Speaker 4: Yeah, he does. But he likes you know, been in
- 16:56Speaker 4: the big city.
- 16:57Speaker 2: Right, And your dad from memory, he had you quite old.
- 17:00Speaker 2: So your dad's like ninety eight or something.
- 17:01Speaker 4: He's eighty. He turns eighty this year. Yeah.
- 17:05Speaker 3: So he's in the spare room using the spare bathroom
- 17:08Speaker 3: at the moment, So that means I'm in the main bathroom.
- 17:11Speaker 3: Normally me and Damien separate, but I mean Damien's bathroom
- 17:16Speaker 3: he literally has. So there's the toilet role holder, so
- 17:21Speaker 3: there's an empty role on the main toilet roll holder.
- 17:24Speaker 3: There's another empty on top of that, just perched on
- 17:27Speaker 3: above that, and then on top of that one is
- 17:30Speaker 3: an actual full toilet paper roll. So he's not changed
- 17:35Speaker 3: the toilet paper roll for three times.
- 17:37Speaker 4: He just keeps piling them up the top.
- 17:39Speaker 2: I do that to you.
- 17:40Speaker 4: And it's just a guy thing, isn't it. We just
- 17:42Speaker 4: hate changing the toilet paper roll.
- 17:45Speaker 3: Yeah, and women reckon that, well, they think that when
- 17:48Speaker 3: we're single men, we're very on top of changing the
- 17:52Speaker 3: toilet paper roll and suddenly we get married and then
- 17:55Speaker 3: stop doing it doing it, But I mean, I just
- 17:57Speaker 3: think we we hate it at all times.
- 18:00Speaker 2: All right, Well, I live alone. I have a girlfriend,
- 18:02Speaker 2: but I live alone.
- 18:03Speaker 4: How do you go with it?
- 18:05Speaker 2: Pile up? I reckon. I've got two of those little
- 18:07Speaker 2: empty cardboard things sitting on top of the toilet at
- 18:10Speaker 2: the moment, But I do have a toilet roll on.
- 18:12Speaker 4: What about the girls here? Do you ever do that?
- 18:15Speaker 4: Do you ever just let them pile up?
- 18:16Speaker 23: No?
- 18:17Speaker 2: The girls don't crow out nud What about you with
- 18:18Speaker 2: your boy?
- 18:19Speaker 4: Absolutely not.
- 18:20Speaker 9: Yeah, he loves leaving a little tiny bit on the
- 18:22Speaker 9: roll and then getting a whole new role and just
- 18:24Speaker 9: putting it on top of the empty roll until I
- 18:26Speaker 9: go in there and go, oh, yes, I guess I'll
- 18:28Speaker 9: change that. But I mean, it's just I don't know.
- 18:30Speaker 9: I think they a lot of men think there's a
- 18:32Speaker 9: little fairy that comes around and does all these things
- 18:35Speaker 9: because they're like, oh.
- 18:35Speaker 2: It's changed the toilet fairy, toilet.
- 18:37Speaker 8: Fairy and the washing fairy, and yeah, we're just walking
- 18:41Speaker 8: around doing it.
- 18:42Speaker 2: Yeah, it depends, so you live with too. I had
- 18:44Speaker 2: a girlfriend that wanted to do everything, like literally want it.
- 18:46Speaker 2: Wouldn't let me cook and I was like doing breakfast
- 18:49Speaker 2: radio ailes and I'm like home at eleven am. Yeah,
- 18:52Speaker 2: she's working a normal day and she'd have to get
- 18:54Speaker 2: home at five and cook. And I'm not being a dickhead.
- 18:57Speaker 2: I was offering to cook. Yeah, you wouldn't let me.
- 18:59Speaker 3: Yeah, Damie, I can't cook at my house. Damien just
- 19:01Speaker 3: halping him anything I make, and he's like that looks foul.
- 19:05Speaker 2: But he works a normal day too, doesn't he Yeah
- 19:08Speaker 2: at home early?
- 19:09Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, he doesn't get home till five o'clock sometimes
- 19:11Speaker 3: and he's tired.
- 19:12Speaker 4: But he's like, I'm cooking.
- 19:13Speaker 2: I get home and make me dinner.
- 19:15Speaker 4: Bit yeah, hell, hell can't give me.
- 19:21Speaker 2: Don't call now to do that, but call for our
- 19:23Speaker 2: first course. Anything on your mind. I'm thirteen, one oh
- 19:26Speaker 2: six five.
- 19:27Speaker 3: We were talking earlier about utes, big utes that guys
- 19:30Speaker 3: drive around and do girls find that hot, Gail, you've
- 19:34Speaker 3: called up?
- 19:34Speaker 4: You want to talk about that?
- 19:37Speaker 14: Hi?
- 19:37Speaker 19: Good morning everyone.
- 19:41Speaker 15: Hi.
- 19:42Speaker 19: I drive as well and I love it. Yes, I do.
- 19:48Speaker 2: How big are we talking? What kind of yout is it?
- 19:51Speaker 19: I'm coming shark?
- 19:54Speaker 2: Yes, okay, we've been talking about them now. Apparently ute
- 19:57Speaker 2: sales have gone down by thirty percent because people are
- 20:00Speaker 2: worried about petrol and stuff. But you're you're loving it
- 20:03Speaker 2: and a lady and a ute, Gaiel.
- 20:07Speaker 3: Are you Are you trying to attract the attention of
- 20:10Speaker 3: men or women?
- 20:13Speaker 14: Not really.
- 20:15Speaker 19: I was shopping for a car and I felt like
- 20:18Speaker 19: there was not much of a difference in price. Yeah,
- 20:21Speaker 19: so I go for a drive a lot and do
- 20:24Speaker 19: camping and stuff and this will be perfect.
- 20:26Speaker 17: Okay, I want to stab driving.
- 20:28Speaker 19: And that's when I noticed there's quite a bit of
- 20:31Speaker 19: women's driving the utes on their own.
- 20:34Speaker 2: Oh yeah, I didn't think of that actually, because usually
- 20:36Speaker 2: you just see a dude in it. But there we go.
- 20:38Speaker 2: Gail is a lady in a big Jordan's called up, Hollo,
- 20:41Speaker 2: what do you want to talk about? Jordan's Hey, mane.
- 20:44Speaker 3: I just wanted to say I've got a really bad
- 20:46Speaker 3: problem with saying yes, what do you mean?
- 20:49Speaker 18: I mean everything, no matter what it is, I just
- 20:52Speaker 18: say yes, yes, yes, and I never say no.
- 20:54Speaker 2: So you're a bit of a yes man, are you.
- 20:56Speaker 15: I'm definitely a yes man.
- 20:58Speaker 2: Is that causing trouble in your life?
- 21:00Speaker 14: I mean my missus doesn't like it?
- 21:02Speaker 4: What are you doing?
- 21:03Speaker 3: Like favors for people that you don't want to be
- 21:05Speaker 3: doing that kind of thing.
- 21:07Speaker 18: I mean I like everything, like like, for example, it
- 21:11Speaker 18: was like three o'clock in the morning on Wednesday, and
- 21:13Speaker 18: so I was someone hit me up saying you want
- 21:14Speaker 18: to go for a drink?
- 21:15Speaker 3: And I just said.
- 21:15Speaker 2: Yeah, And your missus doesn't like that. I can understand.
- 21:19Speaker 14: What what are you doing?
- 21:21Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm going for a drink? Yeah? Do you did
- 21:24Speaker 2: you want to go for that drink? Or do you
- 21:26Speaker 2: feel like you're saying yes to things that you don't
- 21:28Speaker 2: even want to do?
- 21:29Speaker 6: Oh?
- 21:30Speaker 17: Yeah, I'd say yeah that, I'd say yeah, I'd just
- 21:32Speaker 17: say yes because just.
- 21:34Speaker 3: Because yeah, yeah, I get So was your mate just
- 21:36Speaker 3: out like having a bit of a bender and you
- 21:39Speaker 3: were asleep and just he wanted you to join Yeah?
- 21:43Speaker 13: Pretty much, I guess.
- 21:44Speaker 3: So, Yeah, I couldn't do I mean, there's no why
- 21:48Speaker 3: up and join someone when they're mid bender, I reckon.
- 21:51Speaker 2: As you get older, you stop doing stuff like that.
- 21:53Speaker 2: I remember during my HSC, I had to make good
- 21:55Speaker 2: mate dropped out of school and every week night, not
- 21:58Speaker 2: every but most weeknight's come out for beers, come out
- 22:00Speaker 2: for you as I eighteen already, yeah, and I used
- 22:02Speaker 2: to go on and I'll buy us a case of
- 22:04Speaker 2: Corona's alright, all right, I spent most of my HC
- 22:07Speaker 2: drinking with this guy just because I couldn't say no.
- 22:10Speaker 4: Now, but eighteen is different.
- 22:13Speaker 2: Then how old are you, Jordan?
- 22:15Speaker 14: I mean I'm twenty three.
- 22:16Speaker 2: Yeah, you're saying yes. And then eventually, like if my
- 22:19Speaker 2: mate hit me up Saturday night five pm and said
- 22:22Speaker 2: come for drinks.
- 22:23Speaker 12: I'd be.
- 22:26Speaker 2: I get to sit at home and watch footy and
- 22:28Speaker 2: drink here, you know what I mean?
- 22:29Speaker 24: Yeah?
- 22:29Speaker 2: No, I think you do know and boring You stop
- 22:32Speaker 2: saying yes as you get older. But all right, here's Tory. Hello, Tory,
- 22:37Speaker 2: Hey guys there are you going a welcome along? What
- 22:39Speaker 2: do you want to chat about?
- 22:41Speaker 20: Just rolling back to the toilet roll situation sort tended
- 22:46Speaker 20: to fall into my hands. So my husband and I
- 22:49Speaker 20: ended up with a Mexican standoff and we ended up
- 22:51Speaker 20: with a pyramid of about toilet roll on the top
- 22:55Speaker 20: of our toilet.
- 22:56Speaker 2: Yeah, so he wouldn't change it. And then you're like, well,
- 22:58Speaker 2: I'm not changing it, so it just or chucking about.
- 23:01Speaker 2: You're talking the empty board role.
- 23:03Speaker 20: He did like the half job, so like he'd change it.
- 23:06Speaker 20: But then to sit the empty toilet roll on top
- 23:09Speaker 20: of the toilet while we have a bin on the
- 23:11Speaker 20: floor next to the toilet, yes, why why?
- 23:16Speaker 3: And then we see that job of just taking a
- 23:20Speaker 3: tiny bit of cardboard in placing it even have bin
- 23:24Speaker 3: in the bathroom.
- 23:25Speaker 4: Nah, you don't want to do it?
- 23:27Speaker 25: Why?
- 23:28Speaker 18: So?
- 23:29Speaker 2: Who finally caved?
- 23:31Speaker 14: May? May?
- 23:32Speaker 20: But now we have kids, and I think I'm a
- 23:34Speaker 20: little bit more scary, So it does get changed by
- 23:37Speaker 20: him and me. We're on a good role now.
- 23:40Speaker 2: Yeah, so you reckon you're scary now you've had kids,
- 23:44Speaker 2: I think so.
- 23:44Speaker 20: I think my fears are slightly shorter.
- 23:47Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 23:48Speaker 5: Celebrity news you like that?
- 23:51Speaker 2: Okay, crowd now with a hit a celebrity gossip. Yes.
- 23:53Speaker 18: So.
- 23:54Speaker 9: Chloe Kutashian was speaking on a recent podcast about the
- 23:57Speaker 9: time she was drugged at Coachella. Now, this happened ten
- 24:01Speaker 9: years ago, but it's always as women.
- 24:03Speaker 8: It's kind of like always the risk when you go out.
- 24:06Speaker 9: We're taught never leave your drinks unattended, you know, always
- 24:09Speaker 9: kind of be on alert. And they even advise, like
- 24:12Speaker 9: you know how girls go out and take drinks from
- 24:14Speaker 9: random men.
- 24:15Speaker 8: They even say, if you want to be safe, you.
- 24:16Speaker 9: Shouldn't be accepting drinks from anybody when you're out. So anyway,
- 24:21Speaker 9: she yeah, this happened ten years ago, and she was
- 24:23Speaker 9: speaking about how it went down on a new episode
- 24:26Speaker 9: of a podcast, Chloe in Wonderland.
- 24:28Speaker 26: I got drugged without me knowing, but I think everyone knew,
- 24:32Speaker 26: like there was this juice. I don't think anyone like
- 24:35Speaker 26: drugged me. I just think I was the dumb one
- 24:37Speaker 26: and didn't realize that everyone was on drugs. And I
- 24:39Speaker 26: remember drinking this drink and just feeling really crazy, and
- 24:43Speaker 26: I remember locking myself in a bathroom for hours, and
- 24:46Speaker 26: I just didn't realize what was happening until after it
- 24:49Speaker 26: happened like that, I was on drugs and everyone was
- 24:51Speaker 26: yelling at me because I wouldn't get out of the bathroom.
- 24:53Speaker 26: But I got scared. I was in my head. I
- 24:55Speaker 26: was so scared. So my experience was not good.
- 24:58Speaker 2: I mean genuinely, as a guy, this is something I
- 25:00Speaker 2: never think about. But you ladies have to, don't You
- 25:03Speaker 2: have to?
- 25:03Speaker 9: And beyond like the unattended drinks, it's even like walking
- 25:08Speaker 9: at night. It's all those things that are just built
- 25:10Speaker 9: into us that we need to be on high alert
- 25:12Speaker 9: all the time.
- 25:13Speaker 8: And guys probably don't even it.
- 25:15Speaker 9: Doesn't even cross their mind when they're walking down a
- 25:17Speaker 9: street at night, right.
- 25:18Speaker 2: None, unless it was in a really really dangerous area.
- 25:21Speaker 2: I don't think about it. But let's go to the
- 25:22Speaker 2: drinking thing. Right when I go out with the boys
- 25:25Speaker 2: and we're just doing rounds and blah blah blah, or
- 25:28Speaker 2: if someone handed me a drink, I wouldn't even think
- 25:30Speaker 2: about it. You girls always thinking about like what is
- 25:32Speaker 2: being given to you.
- 25:33Speaker 12: Oh, I'm not even accepting drinks from random people.
- 25:37Speaker 2: I suppose I'd be Chadfield wouldn't at this point.
- 25:40Speaker 4: In general.
- 25:41Speaker 9: No, like I would like if anyone ever came up
- 25:43Speaker 9: and handed me a drink, I go, no.
- 25:44Speaker 5: No, no.
- 25:45Speaker 27: Yeah.
- 25:46Speaker 2: The thing, hey, guys don't buy girls drinks. I don't
- 25:48Speaker 2: want to accept them all, you know, do.
- 25:50Speaker 8: Kind of go with them to the bar. Yeah, so
- 25:52Speaker 8: then we see them being prepared, that's fine.
- 25:54Speaker 12: But if someone approached me going drink this elixad.
- 25:57Speaker 8: Go yeah, yeah, thank you.
- 26:00Speaker 9: I hate Amber Rose. She's the model that we were
- 26:02Speaker 9: speaking about yesterday because she kind of said she was
- 26:05Speaker 9: partially to blame for the Kanye West I'm gonna let
- 26:07Speaker 9: you finish thing because she was feeding they were dating
- 26:09Speaker 9: at the time, she was feeding alcohol.
- 26:11Speaker 8: She's also got a kid with whis Khaley for.
- 26:12Speaker 9: She's dated twenty one Savage Machine Gung Kelly, so she's
- 26:15Speaker 9: around and she has spoken about what it's like to
- 26:19Speaker 9: date her, and she said she's not one of those
- 26:21Speaker 9: women who demand an expensive date.
- 26:23Speaker 8: Take a listen.
- 26:25Speaker 28: I don't really care about money like that, but I
- 26:27Speaker 28: still want to keep the leg exciting.
- 26:28Speaker 12: Hey, I'm coming to pick you up.
- 26:30Speaker 29: Let's go to Wendy's.
- 26:31Speaker 12: I don't give a shit.
- 26:32Speaker 28: We're wedies, not like noble, but like, I'm down for
- 26:35Speaker 28: Wendy's too, And I'll sit in the car with you
- 26:37Speaker 28: and we'll eat Wendy's together and talk shit and listen
- 26:39Speaker 28: to slow downs and then go home and like have fun.
- 26:43Speaker 2: It's not a real date.
- 26:44Speaker 12: What sitting in the car eating takeaway?
- 26:46Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't eat in my car, by the way,
- 26:49Speaker 2: but don't you no, no, I care about my car.
- 26:52Speaker 2: You don't wash your car or anything. You don't care,
- 26:53Speaker 2: do you?
- 26:54Speaker 12: No? Not really get I get it washed like once
- 26:56Speaker 12: every six months.
- 26:57Speaker 8: Mayeh, that's better than me. I'm like once a year.
- 26:59Speaker 2: Yeah, I just don't. I don't eat in the car.
- 27:01Speaker 2: But also back to the date thing.
- 27:02Speaker 12: Come on, wait, if you went sorry, back to the
- 27:05Speaker 12: eating in the car.
- 27:05Speaker 8: If you if you went through drive through.
- 27:07Speaker 9: Macas and got like you have to eat some car chippies,
- 27:11Speaker 9: you can where do you put Where do you put
- 27:13Speaker 9: the bag?
- 27:14Speaker 12: I bet you it's like on a mat of rolls
- 27:16Speaker 12: it up in a plastic.
- 27:18Speaker 2: Yeah, okay, some people will agree with me here when
- 27:21Speaker 2: you still care about your car. I actually won't even
- 27:23Speaker 2: go through Macas drive.
- 27:25Speaker 8: The smell stink the car out, mikey Oh.
- 27:29Speaker 2: It's just a missake. Like it's not the fanciest of
- 27:33Speaker 2: the frickin top of the life.
- 27:34Speaker 12: It's not like a Lamborghini.
- 27:36Speaker 2: It's just exactly And if I get like my quarter
- 27:38Speaker 2: chicken and chip's my favorite? How good is that with gravy? Yeah?
- 27:43Speaker 2: If I'm getting that, don't say the booty goes in
- 27:46Speaker 2: the boot. Yeah, there was, and then you leave the
- 27:49Speaker 2: boot open for an hour after I'm with your Mikey
- 27:52Speaker 2: guns on that one.
- 27:52Speaker 4: Oh, you guys are all grubs.
- 27:55Speaker 9: No, but I will defend you in saying when you
- 27:57Speaker 9: get in the car the next day and it's still
- 27:59Speaker 9: got the smell of the food from the night before,
- 28:01Speaker 9: that is sickening.
- 28:03Speaker 2: I just on that. I remember once I had this
- 28:04Speaker 2: big fight with a girlfriend because we went for Chinese
- 28:07Speaker 2: and she wanted to doggy bag it, and I was like,
- 28:08Speaker 2: that's let's not, let's not, let's not. She doggy bagged it.
- 28:11Speaker 2: She won. She left it in the car and I
- 28:14Speaker 2: got in the next morning to drive to work and
- 28:16Speaker 2: I was like, what the hell is that smell? And
- 28:18Speaker 2: it was the Chinese people whole night.
- 28:21Speaker 11: Yeah.
- 28:22Speaker 8: No, she actually left it in there.
- 28:23Speaker 2: She left Chinese in the car.
- 28:25Speaker 27: Oh.
- 28:26Speaker 2: I remember. I was so pissed off. I wound the
- 28:28Speaker 2: window down. I was driving over for Sydney people outforts
- 28:31Speaker 2: Point Bridge and us threw it out the window.
- 28:33Speaker 8: Oh yeah.
- 28:33Speaker 2: Liter doubles.
- 28:36Speaker 9: Amber also went on to talk about when it comes
- 28:39Speaker 9: to choosing a man, she's got a specific checklist or
- 28:42Speaker 9: criteria that they need to meet, have listen.
- 28:45Speaker 28: I want vulnerability, I want honesty. We have to have
- 28:49Speaker 28: sex at least five days a week minimum. I just
- 28:53Speaker 28: feel like that's like you're bonding with your partner. You
- 28:56Speaker 28: can't just like not have sex with me and have
- 28:58Speaker 28: Hella days off.
- 29:01Speaker 8: I feel there's other ways to bond.
- 29:03Speaker 9: But like, what do we feel about putting a strict
- 29:06Speaker 9: number on how many times? Or does do any of
- 29:09Speaker 9: you schedule it? Have you heard about people who's schedule?
- 29:12Speaker 4: I'm not scheduling. It ruins the fun of it, doesn't it?
- 29:17Speaker 8: Yeah, isn't it supposed to be?
- 29:18Speaker 2: In the moment, I think everyone wants to know how
- 29:21Speaker 2: many times a week? Abby Chatfield would.
- 29:24Speaker 9: Everyone's starting to know, Well, when Adam's home, I mean
- 29:27Speaker 9: most days about home?
- 29:30Speaker 2: Seven days a week?
- 29:31Speaker 9: Well, like, yeah, Adam's only home like at the moment
- 29:33Speaker 9: he's away.
- 29:34Speaker 12: But if he's home, yeah, like most nights.
- 29:37Speaker 2: More than once or just once?
- 29:38Speaker 9: Oh, it depends, I mean it depends on it depends.
- 29:40Speaker 9: I I'm ovulating basically.
- 29:42Speaker 3: I always think if you're in a relation, like a
- 29:44Speaker 3: bit of a long distance relationship or they go away
- 29:46Speaker 3: a lot, your sex life is probably way better because
- 29:49Speaker 3: you have.
- 29:49Speaker 4: That like them, the yearning that come back year. Let's
- 29:53Speaker 4: do it.
- 29:54Speaker 9: Yeah, because he's away like usually three days of the week,
- 29:56Speaker 9: so really it would be still less than Ambarros's.
- 30:00Speaker 12: I have a long This is the boyfriend.
- 30:04Speaker 5: Jess.
- 30:05Speaker 24: Ten thousand dollars pop quiz pop quiz.
- 30:09Speaker 2: All right, here we go the ten thousand dollar pop quiz.
- 30:12Speaker 2: Here is your first opportunity for the morning to win
- 30:14Speaker 2: ten thousand dollars. Brooklyn, you'll instantly get one hundred bucks.
- 30:17Speaker 3: Yeah, everyone gets one hundred dollars these days. And then
- 30:20Speaker 3: you just have to answer ten questions right pass if
- 30:23Speaker 3: you don't know, and Abby will just read them all out.
- 30:26Speaker 12: All right, keep going. I'm so excited, Morgan, Hew.
- 30:29Speaker 2: You going good?
- 30:31Speaker 6: Good?
- 30:31Speaker 16: How we go?
- 30:32Speaker 8: Yeah? Great, Morgan.
- 30:33Speaker 9: I really want someone to get this is my last
- 30:35Speaker 9: day on kiss of my two weeks stint.
- 30:38Speaker 8: I'm dying for someone.
- 30:39Speaker 12: To get this, so please try your hardest.
- 30:41Speaker 2: I'll do my best.
- 30:42Speaker 12: All right, let's start, all right. Question number one?
- 30:45Speaker 9: What sport did Shane warn play?
- 30:49Speaker 12: Who is Lisa Marie Presley's famous.
- 30:51Speaker 9: Father, Alby finish the name of this famous book, Pride
- 30:56Speaker 9: and Joy, which soap opera is set in the town
- 31:01Speaker 9: of Summer Bay. Oh what is meg and Markle and
- 31:07Speaker 9: Prince Harry's daughter's name?
- 31:10Speaker 3: Oh, no idea.
- 31:13Speaker 9: Path Man of Tomorrow is the upcoming movie about which
- 31:16Speaker 9: superhero um Richard Branson owns which famous worldwide brand Richard.
- 31:27Speaker 3: Branson no idea.
- 31:31Speaker 9: Selima go Metz started in which Disney Channel show about Wizards.
- 31:41Speaker 9: Michelle Bridges is a trainer on which Ozzie reality competition
- 31:47Speaker 9: Stan Francina, alright, well, listen, it was Pride in the
- 31:54Speaker 9: Prejudice Home and Away.
- 31:57Speaker 12: Isn't some of by Little Megan Marl Harry's daughter?
- 32:02Speaker 9: Man, It's Murray is about superman Richard Branson owns Virgin
- 32:06Speaker 9: Selena Gomez was in Wizards of Waverley Place.
- 32:09Speaker 12: Michelle Bridges was a trainer on the Biggest Loser.
- 32:11Speaker 9: And the final question was Stan fran Scene and Roger
- 32:14Speaker 9: are all characters in which animated series?
- 32:16Speaker 8: And that is American Dad?
- 32:18Speaker 2: Sorry, mate, you've got one hundred bucks to start the
- 32:23Speaker 2: weekend though, okay.
- 32:24Speaker 17: Oh yeah, happy with that Biggest Happy the.
- 32:29Speaker 6: Last day about it?
- 32:31Speaker 12: He was listening you all your bone, all the best
- 32:34Speaker 12: for your Friday.
- 32:36Speaker 14: Thank you.
- 32:37Speaker 10: I think.
- 32:44Speaker 2: Now, Abby, I know you haven't quite got into euphoria.
- 32:47Speaker 2: Yet Brooklyn and I are obsessed, are you both?
- 32:50Speaker 23: Oh?
- 32:50Speaker 4: Yeah, of course.
- 32:51Speaker 3: It's so good to have it back after all these
- 32:53Speaker 3: years and they're like sort of grown up now living
- 32:56Speaker 3: their lives.
- 32:57Speaker 2: Yeah. Right, so it started out when they were like teena.
- 33:00Speaker 2: You would love it. It's totally yours. Yeah, yeah, start
- 33:03Speaker 2: watching out today. I want you to go home and
- 33:05Speaker 2: watch the whole thing.
- 33:06Speaker 12: Okay, cool, that's all I do all day.
- 33:08Speaker 2: It's on HBO Max by the way, but the latest
- 33:10Speaker 2: episode is what we want to talk about. And get
- 33:12Speaker 2: ready to call in, by the way, because there is
- 33:14Speaker 2: a wedding that is ruined in the latest episode thirteen
- 33:17Speaker 2: one sixty five. If your wedding was ruined, what happened?
- 33:21Speaker 2: But Brooklyn, we don't.
- 33:22Speaker 4: Want to snut. I don't want to give it away
- 33:24Speaker 4: too much because there's people like you Abby. You haven't
- 33:26Speaker 4: seen it yet.
- 33:27Speaker 3: But what you can say is that Nate, who's Jacober
- 33:30Speaker 3: Lordie and Cassie Sydney Sweeney. They're together and they're getting
- 33:34Speaker 3: married right and at their wedding.
- 33:37Speaker 2: He's a full diva about that wedding. By the way,
- 33:39Speaker 2: remember she wants sixty thousand dollars of the flower flowers
- 33:43Speaker 2: on the show. Yes, okay, thousand dollars usually like a
- 33:49Speaker 2: lot of money, but would you go with that amount?
- 33:51Speaker 18: No?
- 33:51Speaker 2: I wouldn't.
- 33:53Speaker 3: And because like she wants Nate to pay for it,
- 33:56Speaker 3: but he's in like financial trouble, so he's like, I
- 34:00Speaker 3: can't pay for it. So she went onto only fans
- 34:02Speaker 3: to try to the flowers.
- 34:06Speaker 2: Yes, yeah, why she's drost as a dog and all
- 34:09Speaker 2: of that.
- 34:09Speaker 3: Again, but anyway, at this wedding, it's things are going wrong.
- 34:13Speaker 3: Cassie pops his champagne cork into Nate's head at one point.
- 34:17Speaker 4: That doesn't go down well.
- 34:19Speaker 3: But the worst bit is that because Nate owes someone money,
- 34:22Speaker 3: the person he owes money to shows up to the
- 34:25Speaker 3: week like.
- 34:25Speaker 2: A loan shark.
- 34:27Speaker 5: Yeah, whoa.
- 34:28Speaker 2: And that's all we're going to say. I think you
- 34:29Speaker 2: need to watch the rest. Yeah, yeah for sure. So
- 34:33Speaker 2: best callers, Well, if you get on air right now,
- 34:35Speaker 2: if your wedding was ruined, you're gonna win tickets to
- 34:39Speaker 2: your Fouria Nights in Sydney, featuring an exclusive premiere screening
- 34:44Speaker 2: of episode six from season three. Okay, so thirteen one
- 34:48Speaker 2: oh six five, how bad was your wedding? What went down?
- 34:52Speaker 2: We've got Jordan. Hello Jordan, Hey guys, Hello, what happens?
- 34:58Speaker 17: So basically I have the mother in law from hell? Yeah, which,
- 35:06Speaker 17: oh my gosh, I can't believe it.
- 35:08Speaker 18: But she basically turned up to my hair and makeup appointment,
- 35:14Speaker 18: which was only scheduled for myself, my mom and obviously
- 35:19Speaker 18: my bride'smaids, and basically she basically looked at us. It
- 35:23Speaker 18: was like, hey, why haven't I got a spot for me?
- 35:27Speaker 2: It was did you concluded then? Like she wasn't?
- 35:31Speaker 17: Yeah, we had to.
- 35:32Speaker 12: I mean it was.
- 35:34Speaker 18: It was kind of embarrassing because obviously she told us
- 35:37Speaker 18: previously that she wasn't going to be going and she
- 35:40Speaker 18: didn't want to.
- 35:42Speaker 17: Yeah, has done this. No, she wanted to go to
- 35:46Speaker 17: the wedding because obviously for her son, but yeah, she's never.
- 35:50Speaker 2: Liked me, right, And what about at the wedding? What
- 35:53Speaker 2: was she like once she actually went?
- 35:56Speaker 18: Oh my gosh, guys, she turned up in a flawwide
- 36:00Speaker 18: white dress.
- 36:01Speaker 2: Now I know that you're not allowed to do that.
- 36:04Speaker 9: Yeah, I personally don't care, but there are people that
- 36:06Speaker 9: do care.
- 36:07Speaker 2: So you mean you don't care? As in if you
- 36:08Speaker 2: were getting married to Adam and someone wore white. You
- 36:10Speaker 2: wouldn't care.
- 36:11Speaker 12: I'm not policing more people. I really couldn't care less.
- 36:14Speaker 2: Would you wear white to a wedding, I wouldn't.
- 36:17Speaker 30: No, no, no, no, because that's that is weird thing, Like
- 36:19Speaker 30: it is weird, Like I wouldn't get mad at someone
- 36:21Speaker 30: I only except like, I'm not getting into this on
- 36:23Speaker 30: my wedding day, you know, but it would be weird,
- 36:26Speaker 30: especially the mother of the group.
- 36:29Speaker 2: Yes, weird. So she's an attention secrets. What's your relationship
- 36:32Speaker 2: like with her now, Jordan, Well.
- 36:35Speaker 17: It's definitely not the best.
- 36:38Speaker 18: Yeah, so she's I think from I'm there, she basically
- 36:45Speaker 18: went and started, you know, she's talking to all of
- 36:48Speaker 18: my mates and my family, some people she hadn't even
- 36:51Speaker 18: met at the wedding, and I've obviously still held a
- 36:55Speaker 18: little bit of a grudge over it. Yeah, but yeah,
- 36:58Speaker 18: it was definitely.
- 37:00Speaker 12: Was she saying, Oh.
- 37:02Speaker 18: My gosh, she was talking about just things that it
- 37:06Speaker 18: happened previously.
- 37:08Speaker 17: In our relationship.
- 37:12Speaker 4: Let it go.
- 37:15Speaker 18: How weird, Yeah, completely exposing things, And I thought, oh
- 37:18Speaker 18: my gosh, like some of these people have never met
- 37:20Speaker 18: you before, and you have.
- 37:23Speaker 17: She's gotten so drunk to.
- 37:25Speaker 18: The point where she's slurring, and my friends are looking
- 37:29Speaker 18: at me like, you need to get her out of here.
- 37:30Speaker 12: Well, did your partner stand up for you and get
- 37:32Speaker 12: her out of there? Because because Adam would get his
- 37:34Speaker 12: mum out of there.
- 37:36Speaker 17: Oh yeah, you think so. But he's a bit of
- 37:39Speaker 17: a mummy boy.
- 37:40Speaker 12: So your divorce now then.
- 37:42Speaker 17: Yeah, some kind of stuck.
- 37:45Speaker 2: You're still together?
- 37:45Speaker 12: Still together?
- 37:46Speaker 17: We are, we are, but it is a struggle sometimes I.
- 37:49Speaker 12: Think it's time to leave.
- 37:52Speaker 9: Really, Okay, mummy's boy that won't send up to his
- 37:54Speaker 9: mummy when he when the mumm is ruining the wedding.
- 37:57Speaker 2: It's a good point, but mum won't be around forever.
- 38:00Speaker 8: I don't care.
- 38:00Speaker 2: Get out of my life right now. Hey, good on
- 38:03Speaker 2: your Jordan. What about Susie? Hi? What went down at
- 38:06Speaker 2: your wedding? Susie?
- 38:08Speaker 14: Oh my god.
- 38:08Speaker 13: I had the wedding from like literal hell, so like
- 38:13Speaker 13: I had a heap of stuff go wrong. I I
- 38:16Speaker 13: was sitting in the limo we pulled up to the church.
- 38:18Speaker 9: My sister like spilt champagne all over the front of
- 38:22Speaker 9: my dress.
- 38:25Speaker 13: Yes, yes, and everyone's freaking out, and I had this
- 38:29Speaker 13: ginormous web patch. I just like burst into tears. And
- 38:31Speaker 13: they're all going, oh, do worry, do worry?
- 38:33Speaker 19: You know, the flowers were.
- 38:34Speaker 13: Hide and I'm like yeah, right, so so I was
- 38:37Speaker 13: all staying walk down the aisle. After that, we were
- 38:41Speaker 13: at the reception. My husband's mate he ended up having
- 38:44Speaker 13: to leave. He had a massive food allergy reaction, so
- 38:48Speaker 13: he was struggling to breathe. Everyone was panicking killer, yes,
- 38:55Speaker 13: And then my mate of honor, well, she got that.
- 39:00Speaker 13: We had to eject her early, and my dad was
- 39:04Speaker 13: trying to like help her outside, and she's hanging all
- 39:07Speaker 13: over him, confessing that she's always thought he was like
- 39:09Speaker 13: this sexy silver fox and she's trying to like snug him,
- 39:13Speaker 13: and he's trying to put her in the taxi and
- 39:16Speaker 13: oh my god, fair to say, like she cannot look
- 39:18Speaker 13: him in the eye to this day, Like it's very
- 39:21Speaker 13: embarrassing for her. But yeah, memorable for all the wrong reasons.
- 39:24Speaker 2: Very memorable. You're still happily married, Yeah I am.
- 39:28Speaker 13: I mean, other than all that shit, it was great.
- 39:30Speaker 12: Oh great.
- 39:31Speaker 2: It was just just a wedding day, isn't it all right? Hey,
- 39:35Speaker 2: well done, You're all off far to go and see
- 39:36Speaker 2: Euphoria Nights in Sydney and season three of the HBO
- 39:41Speaker 2: original series Euphoria, now streaming only on HBO Max. I need.
- 39:46Speaker 2: I'm halfway through that episode, Brooklyn.
- 39:48Speaker 3: Yeah, I haven't seen the latest one yet, so I
- 39:50Speaker 3: think I'll do that tonight.
- 39:51Speaker 2: And Abbie Chatfield will be going home all day watching
- 39:54Speaker 2: Euphoria from the start. Can't wait very start.
- 40:00Speaker 31: It's my birthday.
- 40:01Speaker 8: It's my birthday. Okay, the birthday wheel is on.
- 40:05Speaker 2: Happy Birthday. It's your birthday today, thirteen one oh sixty five.
- 40:09Speaker 2: We will get you live on the radio. Yeah, turned
- 40:12Speaker 2: Peter's into do.
- 40:13Speaker 8: Spin Killard mourning.
- 40:14Speaker 3: Everybody shorts there, Peter.
- 40:18Speaker 12: So good.
- 40:20Speaker 2: Like a woman's dress.
- 40:21Speaker 6: Yes, it was my mother's who's no longer with us,
- 40:23Speaker 6: So I'm wearing that today for Mother's Day.
- 40:25Speaker 2: That was your mum.
- 40:26Speaker 3: I don't think Helen.
- 40:29Speaker 6: She just would have loved a bit of radio. Who
- 40:31Speaker 6: you would have loved their abbey by.
- 40:32Speaker 2: The way, got me in there.
- 40:34Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, totally.
- 40:35Speaker 2: I thought you were wearing your dead mom's dress, and
- 40:37Speaker 2: I felt really bad.
- 40:38Speaker 6: Yeah no, no, that's okay. I didn't mean to once
- 40:40Speaker 6: again bring the show to a giant holt or.
- 40:42Speaker 2: Anything like that.
- 40:42Speaker 4: But it's Friday fun, right.
- 40:44Speaker 2: That is a woman's is it a pants suit? Sort
- 40:47Speaker 2: of like what do you call it, Kylie?
- 40:50Speaker 6: Hotpants slash not hot pants?
- 40:52Speaker 3: And it's definitely not built for a male bulge in
- 40:55Speaker 3: the front, that's for sure, because we've got a big
- 40:58Speaker 3: like well, I look, you've seen, I've seen really in
- 41:01Speaker 3: my face there Peter birthday, Yes, some birthdays to report.
- 41:08Speaker 3: My beautiful husband, Damien. It is his birthday today. I
- 41:12Speaker 3: love you, Damien. He would be listening, I think, yeah, birthday,
- 41:16Speaker 3: So I wasn't listening. He thinks he gets a bit
- 41:19Speaker 3: of a bad wrap on air. He thinks I make
- 41:21Speaker 3: him out and down like this sort of angry Italian man.
- 41:25Speaker 4: And he's not that. He's very lovely.
- 41:27Speaker 2: He is Italian and he can get angry.
- 41:30Speaker 4: You're calling you. I'll just got him a quick call privately.
- 41:33Speaker 4: I'll do it privately. No, I want to hear.
- 41:36Speaker 2: We do have like a phone system that you can
- 41:38Speaker 2: put through the radio. I'm happy.
- 41:40Speaker 6: I've I've got a plan, so I does it's free
- 41:42Speaker 6: calls anyway.
- 41:43Speaker 2: So okay, I thought you might have been on prepaid.
- 41:46Speaker 5: Sorry I can't come to the phone.
- 41:48Speaker 2: We'll leave a voicemail.
- 41:49Speaker 4: I guess, so good morning.
- 41:51Speaker 6: Oh ship, Damien, it's Pete Goood. Happy birthday. Sorry you
- 41:55Speaker 6: live on the air.
- 41:56Speaker 3: Oh hello, hello, happy birthday. You can't actually hems, I
- 42:00Speaker 3: mean a different year.
- 42:01Speaker 6: And Brooklyn said to say happy birthdays.
- 42:02Speaker 4: Well your husband, thank you.
- 42:05Speaker 6: I'll let you go one second hand happy birthday. That
- 42:09Speaker 6: was Mikey saying happy birthday as well. So everyone, no,
- 42:13Speaker 6: sorry to hold you up by the.
- 42:14Speaker 5: Way, that's fine.
- 42:16Speaker 4: I'll talk to you okay, may bye from you. Are
- 42:21Speaker 4: this David Attenborough?
- 42:24Speaker 27: For several weeks now, pressure has been building up inside
- 42:28Speaker 27: the pods until now they're as taught as a well
- 42:31Speaker 27: pumped up bicycle. T All they need is just a
- 42:35Speaker 27: slight nudge.
- 42:40Speaker 2: He's a hundred today.
- 42:42Speaker 4: Yeah, can you believe it? He made it to a hundred.
- 42:45Speaker 4: Let's give him a call. I've got a David.
- 42:48Speaker 6: I don't know if it's the David.
- 42:51Speaker 4: Happy ride about half his age.
- 42:53Speaker 3: And Rique I Glaciers, Yeah, I love, I will Sami
- 43:10Speaker 3: you forever.
- 43:14Speaker 13: You can.
- 43:20Speaker 9: All those words in Spanish. When I was a kid,
- 43:23Speaker 9: even I was obsessed with Enrique. I learned all these
- 43:25Speaker 9: songs in Spanish.
- 43:27Speaker 2: You were a fan, remember he dated that Tennis.
- 43:30Speaker 12: I don't worry about.
- 43:32Speaker 27: Five.
- 43:33Speaker 12: I thought he was all for me, you know.
- 43:34Speaker 3: I was going Darren Hayes from Savage Garden his birthday too, and.
- 43:41Speaker 21: Another ballad say.
- 43:53Speaker 2: Then they were so big in the late nineties one Oh.
- 43:56Speaker 3: My god, they did like massive US shows, but they
- 43:59Speaker 3: were shimongous.
- 44:01Speaker 9: Yeah, yeah, darn the best ad libs of all time.
- 44:04Speaker 9: The end of that song, what.
- 44:05Speaker 4: Does he do?
- 44:08Speaker 8: It's like a minute longer?
- 44:09Speaker 4: He went, Yeah, it's so good.
- 44:13Speaker 2: All right, Well, let's get on Mirror. It's your birthday.
- 44:18Speaker 4: Guy, Hello.
- 44:20Speaker 2: Turning, how are you celebrating?
- 44:23Speaker 32: I am forty four and I'm heading into the city
- 44:25Speaker 32: with my awesome friends for some dinner and drinks tonight,
- 44:28Speaker 32: girls night out.
- 44:29Speaker 2: And what are you? You got the kids at home,
- 44:31Speaker 2: Someone's going to take care of.
- 44:33Speaker 17: Them, Barby, they're on their dad's weekend.
- 44:35Speaker 9: Guys got lined up, so well watch out.
- 44:39Speaker 2: Mirror is gonna paint the town right day.
- 44:43Speaker 23: Mirror on the wall, number number.
- 44:55Speaker 4: Number twenty two.
- 44:56Speaker 6: Congratulations, Mirr, you won five hundred dollars to spend on
- 44:59Speaker 6: Air Tasker. Now you can help mom get anything done
- 45:01Speaker 6: this Mother's Day with an air Tasker gift card.
- 45:03Speaker 4: So today's the day all tomorrow.
- 45:05Speaker 6: If you haven't, you can buy them up to eleven
- 45:06Speaker 6: fifty nine for Mother's Day even after if you want
- 45:08Speaker 6: as well, well.
- 45:09Speaker 17: Done speak Thank you so much, you guys.
- 45:12Speaker 6: Oh pleasure, absolutely crazy celebrity news.
- 45:15Speaker 14: You like that.
- 45:17Speaker 2: So.
- 45:17Speaker 9: Kesha was the latest guest on Alex Cooper's Call Her
- 45:20Speaker 9: Daddy podcast. We played a little bit of audio yesterday
- 45:22Speaker 9: about her addressing all the Doctor Luke and conservativeship stuff.
- 45:25Speaker 9: But another thing that's now going viral from this interview
- 45:28Speaker 9: is she revealed that she carries around this really unusual accessory.
- 45:33Speaker 9: It's not the accessory itself that's weird, it's what's inside
- 45:36Speaker 9: of it.
- 45:36Speaker 12: Have a listen, that's your presenta and that's in there. Huh?
- 45:40Speaker 12: And do you travel with that everywhere? Yeah?
- 45:42Speaker 16: I just feel like I love a good ritual, right
- 45:45Speaker 16: Like I'm a cult leader. We all saw, I'm a
- 45:47Speaker 16: folder and I just like I love a ritual that
- 45:50Speaker 16: reminds me of this like ESO Terror World, I prefer
- 45:54Speaker 16: to eleven like down here on Earth boring.
- 45:57Speaker 9: That means, So, in case it wasn't clear, she carries
- 46:00Speaker 9: around her plus center that her mum kept from when
- 46:03Speaker 9: she was a child inside of a necklace.
- 46:05Speaker 2: Okay, what's with the whole pless center thing? Because I
- 46:07Speaker 2: had I got a bit of a hippie friend and
- 46:09Speaker 2: she like, yeah, I don't know, dried it and put
- 46:11Speaker 2: it in pills or something and ate it. What's the
- 46:13Speaker 2: deal there?
- 46:14Speaker 12: So to be full of nutrients?
- 46:16Speaker 2: Yeah?
- 46:17Speaker 12: I don't really know.
- 46:17Speaker 2: I mean, would you do it? Abby?
- 46:20Speaker 9: Maybe if I looked into it and there was some
- 46:21Speaker 9: actual data. I knew someone that carried around his partner
- 46:26Speaker 9: at the Times kid's belly button. Sorry, you mean there's
- 46:30Speaker 9: in the umbilical cord thing, yes, yes, the belly button.
- 46:35Speaker 12: Button?
- 46:35Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 46:36Speaker 9: Yeah, look all that's a little weird for me because
- 46:39Speaker 9: even like who is a machine gun? Kelly and Megan
- 46:41Speaker 9: Fox carry around each other's blood in a vial.
- 46:44Speaker 8: Yeah, that's blood.
- 46:47Speaker 2: Oh, there we go.
- 46:48Speaker 9: I wouldn't be grossed out by my partner's blood, but
- 46:50Speaker 9: to carry it around for everyone to see is a
- 46:52Speaker 9: little performative for me.
- 46:53Speaker 12: It's like, look at my partner's blood.
- 46:55Speaker 8: It's like you're trying to prove a point. Oh yeah, true.
- 46:57Speaker 12: The visual of it is a bit old. Carry around
- 47:00Speaker 12: it in my little pocket or something, yeah.
- 47:02Speaker 4: Little brow.
- 47:04Speaker 9: Kesha also spoke about another thing that she keeps. This
- 47:08Speaker 9: is a little bit weirder to me. So she's an
- 47:10Speaker 9: avid collector of people's teeth and what's what? And when
- 47:14Speaker 9: I say people's teeth, like she might have a friend
- 47:16Speaker 9: who's got children and she's like, oh, you know when
- 47:18Speaker 9: they lose their baby teeth, give them to me. The
- 47:20Speaker 9: reason being is, well, she's putting something together with all
- 47:24Speaker 9: the teeth.
- 47:24Speaker 2: Have a listen.
- 47:25Speaker 16: When I have like a little piece of the people,
- 47:28Speaker 16: I love what they're gonna throw it? Where do they
- 47:30Speaker 16: put teeth?
- 47:30Speaker 12: Anyways?
- 47:30Speaker 16: What do you throw them in the toilet? Yeah, like
- 47:33Speaker 16: when you take your kids teeth tooth fairies out there,
- 47:36Speaker 16: where do you put them?
- 47:38Speaker 8: You send them to Kasha.
- 47:39Speaker 16: You send them to me, because like, where else are
- 47:40Speaker 16: you going to put them in the trash? I'm currently
- 47:43Speaker 16: trying to like design a coffee table and the center.
- 47:47Speaker 16: I want to just be a ball of all the teeth. So,
- 47:50Speaker 16: for real, if people want to send it to me,
- 47:51Speaker 16: this is actually like art I make out of it.
- 47:53Speaker 2: Okay, so your girls are okay with blood and placenta,
- 47:56Speaker 2: but not teeth.
- 47:57Speaker 9: Well, my mom's kept our teeth from when I thought
- 48:00Speaker 9: everyone was just keeping the teeth. Well, you keep the
- 48:03Speaker 9: don't you keep like the first baby tooth? You're like,
- 48:06Speaker 9: I'd keep the first baby.
- 48:07Speaker 2: To my child, lose the other thing, the first little.
- 48:09Speaker 9: Snip of hair. But then I even knew a guy
- 48:11Speaker 9: who his mother kept his foreskin.
- 48:15Speaker 4: Yeah, my mum has mine. What what?
- 48:18Speaker 8: What is the guy?
- 48:19Speaker 12: I know you? Is it?
- 48:21Speaker 5: Yeah?
- 48:22Speaker 18: Guy?
- 48:22Speaker 8: And what's her reason for that?
- 48:28Speaker 12: She's got a plan for it?
- 48:30Speaker 2: That is wild? Yeah, your mom's weird.
- 48:34Speaker 12: Have you looked at it, like, what is it in
- 48:36Speaker 12: a frame?
- 48:37Speaker 4: I think it's in an envelope from memory, it's not
- 48:40Speaker 4: even be conserved.
- 48:41Speaker 8: It's just skin in an envelope.
- 48:44Speaker 2: Could you reattach it because there's men.
- 48:47Speaker 4: Yeah, somewhat.
- 48:47Speaker 3: Some men complained that it was done, you know, without
- 48:50Speaker 3: their cos Yeah.
- 48:51Speaker 2: I'm all down with it, Like I wouldn't want my
- 48:54Speaker 2: not to be done, and I would not be reattached.
- 48:56Speaker 8: Would you be kid your child's though?
- 48:58Speaker 2: No, that's weird. That is your mom's old mate. Happy
- 49:02Speaker 2: Mother's Day to your mom tomorrow.
- 49:03Speaker 7: Yeah.
- 49:04Speaker 9: I also want to talk about Neo, who is famously
- 49:06Speaker 9: in a polyamorous relationship. So he's got four girlfriends. They're
- 49:10Speaker 9: all aware of each other, and they all just coexist
- 49:13Speaker 9: in this relationship, which has always been very strange to
- 49:16Speaker 9: me because I understand from Neo's perspective.
- 49:18Speaker 2: Cool, I've got four girlfriends. You've got a photo here
- 49:21Speaker 2: with them like that.
- 49:22Speaker 8: Yeah, well they love it.
- 49:23Speaker 9: But having the best sign of perspective though they're sharing
- 49:26Speaker 9: their man with three other women, like mental.
- 49:29Speaker 12: I mean, each to their own. Don't want to yuck,
- 49:30Speaker 12: they're young.
- 49:30Speaker 9: But anyway, he was speaking about the fact that there
- 49:33Speaker 9: is one downside to it, and it's that he's missed
- 49:35Speaker 9: out on a lot of job opportunities because of it,
- 49:37Speaker 9: and have.
- 49:37Speaker 7: A long the world is mad at the fact that
- 49:41Speaker 7: I'm in a polyamorous relationship.
- 49:42Speaker 5: Yeah, there's there's deals.
- 49:44Speaker 7: There's deals that I missed that on because they're like, oh,
- 49:46Speaker 7: if we can get behind the whole parliament is like okay,
- 49:50Speaker 7: what Like again, it's almost like you can be a
- 49:54Speaker 7: great person. You can, you can show respect and appreciation,
- 49:57Speaker 7: but the seconds you do something that they don't agree,
- 50:00Speaker 7: it cancel because I can't.
- 50:03Speaker 9: I mean, if he's saying it's a thing, it could
- 50:05Speaker 9: be a thing. You know, I've lost brand deals for
- 50:07Speaker 9: the weirdest reasons.
- 50:08Speaker 2: And you go, what's the weirdest one.
- 50:10Speaker 9: I can't even remember, but like, there are weird things
- 50:12Speaker 9: where you go that doesn't even make sense, but sure,
- 50:15Speaker 9: or that isn't even true, but sure, the polyamorous thing.
- 50:19Speaker 9: I mean, I don't know why anyone wouldn't give him
- 50:20Speaker 9: brand deal because of that.
- 50:21Speaker 2: America is pretty conservative though, right, so some brand and
- 50:25Speaker 2: they're like, oh, he's not doing it. I don't want
- 50:28Speaker 2: to get behind that.
- 50:29Speaker 4: Yeah.
- 50:29Speaker 9: I thought he was going to say I've lost jobs
- 50:30Speaker 9: because of all the admin that it takes to have
- 50:32Speaker 9: four girls. I'm just going to go, oh, yeah, I'm busy,
- 50:34Speaker 9: and you know they have their birthdays on four birthdays
- 50:38Speaker 9: to deal with. I thought that's the thing, right, It's
- 50:40Speaker 9: like even cheating people that can manage having multiple girls
- 50:44Speaker 9: on the go or guys or whatever.
- 50:46Speaker 24: Hard.
- 50:47Speaker 8: It's way too hard. I'm far too lazy to do
- 50:50Speaker 8: any of that.
- 50:50Speaker 9: That's why, like when I'm dating, I'm all eggs in
- 50:52Speaker 9: one basket, because that is enough for me to deal with,
- 50:55Speaker 9: let alone remembering what you've said to one person and
- 50:59Speaker 9: covering your track.
- 51:00Speaker 2: Four wives. Do they all sleep in the one bed?
- 51:03Speaker 12: Surely not?
- 51:04Speaker 2: I mean, mouth.
- 51:07Speaker 22: Knows all right, I believe I read somewhere that they
- 51:10Speaker 22: all live within the same area, but in different houses,
- 51:13Speaker 22: and he goes to the different houses like on.
- 51:15Speaker 8: A scheduled night.
- 51:16Speaker 2: That sounds all right, I guess.
- 51:17Speaker 9: So he's got like a Monday girlfriend, a Tuesday girlfriend.
- 51:19Speaker 9: Chelsea was once a Wednesday girlfriend.
- 51:21Speaker 2: What happened to Chelsea?
- 51:23Speaker 12: Long? Sorry, you don't want to know, but.
- 51:27Speaker 22: We only used to see each other on Wednesdays. I
- 51:29Speaker 22: would drive him home, it would happen, and then we
- 51:31Speaker 22: wouldn't speak until the next Wednesday.
- 51:33Speaker 2: What was he doing the rest of the week.
- 51:35Speaker 22: I don't want to know what he was doing for
- 51:36Speaker 22: the rest of the week.
- 51:38Speaker 12: And we never will know.
- 51:39Speaker 2: Such a weird night to him, exhausted on Wednesday. I
- 51:41Speaker 2: want to say, Abby, your mom a lovely lady.
- 51:51Speaker 9: School teacher, Yes, your role model, Yes, angels single mom.
- 51:56Speaker 2: There's one problem though.
- 51:58Speaker 12: Yeah, she loves Pete.
- 52:00Speaker 9: Why well, she called me on the weekend and or
- 52:04Speaker 9: maybe it was last year, It would have been this weekend,
- 52:06Speaker 9: last last, last weekend, and.
- 52:07Speaker 12: She said, God, I love that Pete creature. God, God,
- 52:12Speaker 12: he's beautiful, he's bloody funny.
- 52:14Speaker 4: She sounds like an absolute hoosh.
- 52:16Speaker 8: Yes she is.
- 52:17Speaker 9: She loves you, Pete. She thinks she's so funny. She
- 52:19Speaker 9: thinks that everyone that's mad at you is wrong, and
- 52:21Speaker 9: she thinks that you deserve to have a I guess
- 52:23Speaker 9: a redemption arc.
- 52:25Speaker 12: I don't know.
- 52:25Speaker 2: Well, we got your mum on air right now. She's
- 52:28Speaker 2: been listening on the iHeart up in Brizzy, been listening
- 52:31Speaker 2: to the show. Hello Laura, Good morning, Laura.
- 52:34Speaker 29: Hey, mommy, Hello, how are you malcome?
- 52:38Speaker 2: What is it you love about? In turn Pete?
- 52:41Speaker 29: I'd love his session since And.
- 52:46Speaker 12: What else do you love?
- 52:46Speaker 2: Mom?
- 52:47Speaker 12: You love? You love his little hideous things he does.
- 52:50Speaker 29: Oh, and you need a good pest everywhere it works.
- 52:54Speaker 4: What do you love him too? We know?
- 52:57Speaker 3: We know here and kiss all the bad things Pete's done,
- 53:00Speaker 3: which Laurie, you may not be aware of all of them.
- 53:03Speaker 2: Yeah, why don't you give us some Brooklyn? You've worked well.
- 53:06Speaker 3: Mentioned the cricket saga that really was a huge scandal
- 53:10Speaker 3: at the time.
- 53:11Speaker 12: What was that? Can you explain?
- 53:14Speaker 4: Was at a press conference?
- 53:15Speaker 3: Yeah, asked a question to Steve Smith.
- 53:20Speaker 6: I feel like I'm not sure Laura needs to know
- 53:22Speaker 6: all of this, Like it's more of one of those things.
- 53:24Speaker 2: It's like it was already crying and you asked him
- 53:26Speaker 2: a question, Am I right? Well, I guess what.
- 53:29Speaker 4: I guess from my perspective.
- 53:30Speaker 6: It's a little bit hard to sort of pin down
- 53:32Speaker 6: the exact moment where people really started hating me, my key,
- 53:35Speaker 6: because I guess from my perspective. Do you know what
- 53:39Speaker 6: this segment's going nowhere? I'm so sorry. I love you, Laura.
- 53:42Speaker 4: I'm sure you're fabulous. But I have one more theory.
- 53:45Speaker 6: It's Mother's Day on Sunday, so let's just, you know,
- 53:48Speaker 6: do what we're doing.
- 53:54Speaker 2: He's in the building, she's holding Lamington's Day.
- 54:00Speaker 29: I love you, sweet beautiful girl, Mommy listen, lovely lucky.
- 54:10Speaker 2: She was always going to be here, Florian. This was
- 54:13Speaker 2: not about segment. Yeah, good on Your people don't care anymore.
- 54:18Speaker 29: It's a treasure as well, two treasures.
- 54:20Speaker 33: Hey, you look a good moments from Queensland, all the
- 54:25Speaker 33: way from Queen Steady, beautiful and beautiful Queensland.
- 54:31Speaker 2: I'll look at that. Oh thank you? Did you bring
- 54:33Speaker 2: them all the way from Queensland?
- 54:34Speaker 14: Laura?
- 54:35Speaker 29: Well, im from a beautiful lady Baker.
- 54:38Speaker 8: It's called Mum's Mum's as you actually brought them from Brisbane. Yeah,
- 54:43Speaker 8: of course you can't get decent. You brought me, you
- 54:48Speaker 8: brought hold on, I have a seat, Let's get you.
- 54:52Speaker 12: This is so crazy. Sorry, I mean shock a little bit.
- 54:54Speaker 12: That was so weird.
- 54:55Speaker 4: How long has it been since you two seen each other?
- 54:57Speaker 12: A few months? Two months?
- 54:59Speaker 29: Yeah, we've got a little chat we have on the
- 55:02Speaker 29: phone and we do.
- 55:04Speaker 9: I've got Lamington, Yeah, mum's got Leamington coconut.
- 55:09Speaker 29: I've left a trail yes.
- 55:11Speaker 12: So wait mum, so wait, what the hell can explain?
- 55:14Speaker 2: I'll tell you, Abby, we kept it from you. We
- 55:16Speaker 2: flew your mummy in. We were always going to do that.
- 55:20Speaker 2: No one cares about intern Pe.
- 55:21Speaker 8: That was not the point of the sec about Interne.
- 55:24Speaker 29: I care about Interne.
- 55:26Speaker 4: I'll come here.
- 55:27Speaker 2: No, no, no, no, no, Laura, what was Abby like
- 55:30Speaker 2: as a kid.
- 55:31Speaker 29: At the best, most beautiful thing?
- 55:33Speaker 2: She told me. I thought she would have been a
- 55:35Speaker 2: naughty teenager, because I was, and Abby was really well behaved.
- 55:38Speaker 29: Yet I've never She just was a delight her entire life.
- 55:43Speaker 29: I had no worries about either of my girls. Were
- 55:46Speaker 29: just the most beautiful people, and I never had one
- 55:49Speaker 29: instance of any worry about anything bad or anything. They
- 55:53Speaker 29: just enjoyed life.
- 55:55Speaker 2: What's it like, now you know, Abby's a big celebrity.
- 55:58Speaker 2: How is her life changing? And your life?
- 56:01Speaker 29: She's still the same. I still call the names, and
- 56:04Speaker 29: we go around and live together and sing together and
- 56:06Speaker 29: do our stuff to No, She's just my little precious treasure.
- 56:13Speaker 12: She's abster. Yeah.
- 56:16Speaker 2: And what about you. You you did some reality TV
- 56:18Speaker 2: yourself recently?
- 56:19Speaker 8: I did?
- 56:20Speaker 2: Yeah, what was that?
- 56:21Speaker 29: Like a bit of a shop, so much fun. I
- 56:25Speaker 29: would recommend it to anyone you asked.
- 56:27Speaker 12: She's got a million new friends. They're all going like this.
- 56:30Speaker 3: Was golden Batchelor.
- 56:32Speaker 29: And we all I say to all the girls, I
- 56:34Speaker 29: met some of their sons because they're all the same
- 56:36Speaker 29: age as me, so they're all mums of older children.
- 56:39Speaker 29: And when I met them, we all see each other still.
- 56:42Speaker 29: We all see each other, like every couple of weeks
- 56:44Speaker 29: or months.
- 56:45Speaker 12: We always talk.
- 56:46Speaker 29: And when I've met their sons, and I said to
- 56:48Speaker 29: one of them, said, oh, Laura, thank you so much.
- 56:50Speaker 29: It's lovely to meet you. And I said, I know
- 56:53Speaker 29: all about you. I've slept with your mother. We all
- 56:56Speaker 29: slept together.
- 56:57Speaker 9: Yeah, Bchela, so her little gag as she tells every with.
- 57:03Speaker 29: Your mother and your Yeah, I know you really well
- 57:07Speaker 29: you know that really Well, it's okay.
- 57:09Speaker 2: So she was a good girl. Do we ever fight?
- 57:12Speaker 12: Yeah, a little bit, of course.
- 57:14Speaker 29: You would about things like what time I had to
- 57:16Speaker 29: pick her up, you know, or or whether there wasn't
- 57:20Speaker 29: really she made me just worked. She was a workerholic.
- 57:24Speaker 29: I remember going down the stairs and I get used
- 57:26Speaker 29: to get presents out, you know, you do as parents,
- 57:28Speaker 29: you put things out on the table before they get up,
- 57:31Speaker 29: you know. And I had was going down with all
- 57:33Speaker 29: the presents to put on the table before she got up.
- 57:35Speaker 12: And she turned.
- 57:36Speaker 29: Thirteen, she's in the computer room looking up if she
- 57:40Speaker 29: can apply for McDonald's to get money. At first, and
- 57:45Speaker 29: I said, what are you doing done? And she said,
- 57:46Speaker 29: you've got to be thirteen and nine months. So then
- 57:51Speaker 29: when it turned thirteen and nine months, got the job
- 57:53Speaker 29: straight away. Then started doubling up on all these jobs
- 57:57Speaker 29: and by the time it was in year twelve getting
- 57:59Speaker 29: top marks. At the same time, it was three jobs
- 58:02Speaker 29: as well as high school.
- 58:03Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 58:04Speaker 9: Also, i'm it, by the way, and it is loving, loving,
- 58:07Speaker 9: It's a loving word.
- 58:09Speaker 2: Yes, you must see, very proud of Abby. What's one
- 58:11Speaker 2: thing that people listening wouldn't know about Abby? Or something
- 58:15Speaker 2: you wish would come across more for people that don't
- 58:19Speaker 2: quite know Abby.
- 58:20Speaker 29: She's so caring. She's a beautiful, generous soul who's totally
- 58:25Speaker 29: normal and lovely, and it's just the best person to have.
- 58:29Speaker 12: She lights up a room.
- 58:30Speaker 29: That's the main thing. She's always had this wonderful personality
- 58:35Speaker 29: that just everyone loves us. She that's probably why I
- 58:39Speaker 29: hadn't All through her entire life, everyone loved her like
- 58:43Speaker 29: She's just this beautiful, sociable, happy little thing that tells jokes.
- 58:48Speaker 4: We've had such a nice time with you here, Abbey.
- 58:51Speaker 3: It says your last day, but yeah, it's the best
- 58:53Speaker 3: two weeks.
- 58:54Speaker 12: Yeah, that's such a nice time with all of you.
- 58:55Speaker 12: As sorry, I'm crying.
- 58:57Speaker 2: Thank you, oh well happy really appreciate never a big yes.
- 59:02Speaker 29: I think we need to walk Walter after this.
- 59:04Speaker 2: Ye, we should have bought the dog in as well.
- 59:07Speaker 7: Do here.
- 59:08Speaker 29: Thank you so much, Thank you so much.
- 59:11Speaker 12: I mean sorry, that was so shocking. I didn't have anything.
- 59:14Speaker 2: We got ya yesterday.
- 59:15Speaker 29: I'm working with grade ones and twos today I'm in
- 59:18Speaker 29: Sydney looking at that view.
- 59:21Speaker 9: What a beautiful poems poems as well, not so good.
- 59:25Speaker 9: We made Mikey write a poem for his girlfriend early
- 59:27Speaker 9: early week month, what's.
- 59:28Speaker 12: Good presenting a kiss Live performance right now?
- 59:36Speaker 2: A kiss Live exclusive? If we got Sam fish Eye
- 59:39Speaker 2: in the studio, good morning, good morning, Okay. Now you're
- 59:44Speaker 2: going to perform a cover of the chart topping track
- 59:46Speaker 2: by Olivia Rodrigo called drop Dead and you ready to go?
- 59:51Speaker 5: I am as ready as I'll ever be.
- 59:53Speaker 11: There are a lot of words, so forgive me if
- 59:55Speaker 11: I mess up, even with words in front of me.
- 59:58Speaker 8: I'm so excited.
- 59:59Speaker 2: Let's tay kind of Why are you Sam Fisher right
- 1:00:01Speaker 2: now doing a kiss Live? Here we go, Here we go.
- 1:00:18Speaker 31: I know that the bark houses I heard eleven. I
- 1:00:25Speaker 31: hope you never finish up and you know all the
- 1:00:34Speaker 31: worlds to just like Kevin, and I know why he
- 1:00:39Speaker 31: rode him now that you're standing riding. Oh one night
- 1:00:47Speaker 31: I was bud in bed and start to on the
- 1:00:52Speaker 31: in turn that is femin in into his sing because
- 1:00:57Speaker 31: I always had a visit over standing. I'm like this
- 1:01:00Speaker 31: so pressed up in that Bathroomlyn, you like.
- 1:01:05Speaker 5: An angel alone who.
- 1:01:07Speaker 12: Wasn't inside of Both Live.
- 1:01:10Speaker 5: I've ever kiss me and that my job there.
- 1:01:23Speaker 11: And I feel like I might throw a left hook,
- 1:01:25Speaker 11: right punch of the guy. You're so so pretty boy,
- 1:01:28Speaker 11: I'm paranoid. I made you up. Yeah, I love it.
- 1:01:30Speaker 11: If you walk me home, if you promise we could
- 1:01:33Speaker 11: go real slow because I got chewing gum and a
- 1:01:35Speaker 11: bunch of stuff I like to know all life. Have
- 1:01:37Speaker 11: you ever been to Japan or taking that uro starter
- 1:01:40Speaker 11: of fence? I've been dropping him some night that I
- 1:01:42Speaker 11: love it. If you held my hand, goddamn, and then
- 1:01:44Speaker 11: maybe we can make make cow close off and fall
- 1:01:47Speaker 11: to the ground. Let's go steady, Let's go out and
- 1:01:49Speaker 11: tell the whole damn world.
- 1:01:51Speaker 5: How and night I was wid in bed and start you.
- 1:01:56Speaker 1: On the inte feminine into its.
- 1:02:02Speaker 5: Because I always had a vision of a standing like this.
- 1:02:05Speaker 31: Is all pressed off, be bad to life, looking like
- 1:02:10Speaker 31: an angel on who wasn't the sad of most live.
- 1:02:15Speaker 11: Every kiss me and I made Spaces and the German.
- 1:02:24Speaker 11: But I think we might go really nice to get
- 1:02:27Speaker 11: the If you let me stay, then well, I think
- 1:02:31Speaker 11: I might just have to stay for ever. Paces and
- 1:02:36Speaker 11: the German Iver. I think we might go really nice
- 1:02:41Speaker 11: to get If you let me stay, then.
- 1:02:45Speaker 31: Well, I think you might just have to stay forever.
- 1:02:54Speaker 31: Might have to stay forever.
- 1:03:04Speaker 5: One night I was born in bed.
- 1:03:07Speaker 1: Talk to you on the INSNA's femin in into Ish
- 1:03:14Speaker 1: because I always had a vision of a standing.
- 1:03:17Speaker 7: Like this, So rest up in that bad.
- 1:03:21Speaker 5: Life looking like an angel one who was at the
- 1:03:25Speaker 5: sad most live.
- 1:03:29Speaker 4: Kiss me and Ime, Man, kiss me and I man, kiss.
- 1:03:37Speaker 2: Me and Ime.
- 1:03:38Speaker 4: My job dead.
- 1:03:40Speaker 2: There we are, Sam.
- 1:03:45Speaker 4: Gosic.
- 1:03:46Speaker 12: That was beautiful. Every word correct as well and enunciated.
- 1:03:51Speaker 12: It was wonderful.
- 1:03:52Speaker 4: And you've got like such a crew with you. Thank
- 1:03:55Speaker 4: you for coming in so early.
- 1:03:57Speaker 31: Everyone.
- 1:03:57Speaker 2: It's good to be here and you're performing at the moment.
- 1:04:00Speaker 2: We guys, Sebastian, how's that?
- 1:04:02Speaker 5: It's been amazing.
- 1:04:03Speaker 11: It's it's unreal to go around in Australia with guy's
- 1:04:05Speaker 11: the coolest and the show was great and crowds have
- 1:04:08Speaker 11: been great.
- 1:04:08Speaker 5: It's just nice to I.
- 1:04:10Speaker 2: See your shirt. You got an old school Nokia there, Sam, Yes.
- 1:04:14Speaker 4: I did the dumb phone.
- 1:04:15Speaker 5: Wow, dumb phone which I missed.
- 1:04:18Speaker 2: That'll be a fifty one.
- 1:04:19Speaker 5: Ten is a fifty one?
- 1:04:20Speaker 4: Tell you remember all the numbers.
- 1:04:25Speaker 2: You've collabed with, people like Demie Levado, Megan Trainer. Have
- 1:04:29Speaker 2: you got like a pinch me moment for a Sydney
- 1:04:32Speaker 2: boy that grew up and it's made it huge.
- 1:04:34Speaker 5: Yeah, all of that's it was right.
- 1:04:38Speaker 11: I remember when we were standing doing shooting the music
- 1:04:41Speaker 11: music video for What Other People Say with Demi and
- 1:04:44Speaker 11: the director said to me, Sam, can you cheat the camera?
- 1:04:46Speaker 2: And I was like, what's that?
- 1:04:49Speaker 5: And Demi turns me.
- 1:04:50Speaker 11: She's like, oh, it's just like face out towards the
- 1:04:53Speaker 11: camera and I was like, it's such a pro and
- 1:04:55Speaker 11: she goes, well, I've been doing it since I was eight.
- 1:04:56Speaker 5: Standing next for a big purple dinosaur, I was like,
- 1:04:59Speaker 5: you were on Bunny.
- 1:05:03Speaker 4: Really happening, and Sam, since last time you came in here.
- 1:05:07Speaker 3: I saw some headlines and I got a bit excited
- 1:05:11Speaker 3: as the guy on the team because you're married, but
- 1:05:14Speaker 3: you said that you aren't sure if you're entirely I'm
- 1:05:17Speaker 3: base actual.
- 1:05:18Speaker 11: We can just put play. Yeah, my wife sings backgrounds
- 1:05:25Speaker 11: for me and Aaron singing backgrounds on my next album.
- 1:05:32Speaker 2: Do you guys not get fed up with spending so
- 1:05:34Speaker 2: much time together? Not yet yet.
- 1:05:38Speaker 5: There could come a time.
- 1:05:39Speaker 11: No, you know what, We've been doing this for years now,
- 1:05:41Speaker 11: Like we met singing, we've been together for thirteen years,
- 1:05:44Speaker 11: so like it's Yeah, we've got a.
- 1:05:47Speaker 9: New single, A Heart doesn't hurt itself. So obviously the
- 1:05:51Speaker 9: inspiration hasn't come from your.
- 1:05:52Speaker 8: Beautiful tell us a bit about it.
- 1:05:56Speaker 11: It's kind of like an explorations so nerdy.
- 1:06:00Speaker 5: It's like the heartbreak of hindsight.
- 1:06:02Speaker 11: It's like looking back at a situation and like kind
- 1:06:05Speaker 11: of watching yourself from above almost and being like, what
- 1:06:08Speaker 11: are you doing?
- 1:06:08Speaker 5: Why are you saying that? Why are you activate that?
- 1:06:10Speaker 5: Why are you letting yourself be gas lit?
- 1:06:13Speaker 11: It was just, yeah, a rough situation that I went through,
- 1:06:16Speaker 11: and yeah, it's looking back and going, actually, maybe you
- 1:06:22Speaker 11: weren't the problem, and maybe you were being led on
- 1:06:25Speaker 11: to believe that you were. Yes, and it's just been
- 1:06:27Speaker 11: kinder to myself but also confronting.
- 1:06:30Speaker 8: That you love bit of self compassion well, and you
- 1:06:32Speaker 8: can check it out.
- 1:06:33Speaker 2: It's out today. Our Heart doesn't hurt itself O. Sam Fisher,
- 1:06:37Speaker 2: thanks so much.
- 1:06:38Speaker 5: Yeah, for sure, Thanks guys.
- 1:06:41Speaker 2: Just Friday, Saturday, So yeah, Friday, you're listening to Kiss Breakfast.
- 1:06:51Speaker 2: Brooklyn's here. I'm Michael Abby Chatfield. Guys, I want to
- 1:06:54Speaker 2: know what you think about this. Yeah, there's this US
- 1:06:57Speaker 2: podcast of the U Up podcast there's so many podcast Yeah, exactly, Hey, Reckons,
- 1:07:05Speaker 2: when you're attracted to someone else, you should tell your partner.
- 1:07:09Speaker 2: It's actually a good thing. Have a listen.
- 1:07:12Speaker 12: There's nothing wrong with being attracted to another woman.
- 1:07:15Speaker 29: You just don't need to tell someone.
- 1:07:17Speaker 12: What would be like the merit of saying that.
- 1:07:19Speaker 34: If you talk about sexual stuff, you can go down
- 1:07:22Speaker 34: the road of sexuality. So just bringing up I'm attracted
- 1:07:26Speaker 34: to Linda to your girlfriend is kind of kinky, okay,
- 1:07:32Speaker 34: because the conversation might not have been broached.
- 1:07:34Speaker 2: You're new to each other. He wants to talk about sex.
- 1:07:38Speaker 8: That's why he's saying it.
- 1:07:39Speaker 4: There's something he wants to test with you.
- 1:07:42Speaker 25: Huh.
- 1:07:43Speaker 12: See, I don't mind. I'm attracted. The crush is different
- 1:07:47Speaker 12: to being attracted, I think.
- 1:07:48Speaker 2: Okay, yeah, don't you think.
- 1:07:49Speaker 9: I think crush is like, oh, I've been like this feelings, Yeah,
- 1:07:53Speaker 9: is the start of feelings.
- 1:07:54Speaker 12: Attracted is like I find them hot. I'm okay with that.
- 1:07:56Speaker 12: I think that is kind of flirting and fun.
- 1:07:58Speaker 2: It doesn't it depend though, right? I mean? And some
- 1:08:00Speaker 2: women would just not copy this at all, and some
- 1:08:02Speaker 2: men would not cop it.
- 1:08:03Speaker 20: Yeah.
- 1:08:04Speaker 2: But let's say you see an attractive person walking down
- 1:08:08Speaker 2: the street. Oh they're really hot, right, what about I'm
- 1:08:11Speaker 2: attracted I'm attracted to Linda at work?
- 1:08:15Speaker 8: Yeah no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no no no.
- 1:08:17Speaker 12: I think so.
- 1:08:18Speaker 9: I think it's when it's like you have I think,
- 1:08:20Speaker 9: like if you're at a bar and like someone's hot
- 1:08:22Speaker 9: and like maybe like yeah, maybe you're like flirting about
- 1:08:25Speaker 9: the idea of like having a group moment. You know,
- 1:08:29Speaker 9: maybe that's a fun thought, right, even like if it's
- 1:08:32Speaker 9: a fantasy to go through.
- 1:08:33Speaker 12: I don't think saying Linda at work is my you know,
- 1:08:38Speaker 12: that's a bit too close.
- 1:08:40Speaker 10: So do you think?
- 1:08:40Speaker 12: But what's the lie?
- 1:08:41Speaker 3: Damien, my husband has said to me just last week,
- 1:08:45Speaker 3: He's like, you know what, when we're like walking down
- 1:08:47Speaker 3: the street, if if you think someone's hot, just tell me.
- 1:08:50Speaker 3: And I was like, I was like why, But he
- 1:08:55Speaker 3: says he'd rather. He doesn't like the dishonesty of just
- 1:08:59Speaker 3: being island. If you see someone hot and I don't
- 1:09:03Speaker 3: know what to.
- 1:09:04Speaker 8: Do, I don't know where to look, like a trap.
- 1:09:06Speaker 12: That's scary to me. I don't know if that is
- 1:09:08Speaker 12: is it dishonest to not tell your part?
- 1:09:12Speaker 9: I think it's like you're allowed to have your own
- 1:09:14Speaker 9: private life internally hot, but you don't you know, what.
- 1:09:19Speaker 2: Is the point of me walking down the beach next
- 1:09:21Speaker 2: to my girlfriend and going, oh, that shit's so hot?
- 1:09:24Speaker 2: Like why would I tell me about?
- 1:09:25Speaker 12: What would Lanna do?
- 1:09:26Speaker 21: Well?
- 1:09:27Speaker 2: I don't know. Actually should I try on the window?
- 1:09:31Speaker 21: No?
- 1:09:31Speaker 2: Sorry, The correct answer is I don't find.
- 1:09:34Speaker 5: There we go Celebrity news.
- 1:09:37Speaker 9: You like that the Kid l Roy and Justin Bieber
- 1:09:41Speaker 9: have become really close after collaborating on their number one
- 1:09:44Speaker 9: song Stay, And how it all actually came about is
- 1:09:47Speaker 9: shockingly it was Justin Bieber that reached out to the
- 1:09:50Speaker 9: Kid Larroy, which is such a flex for the kid LaRoy,
- 1:09:52Speaker 9: like he DMed him on Instagram. They exchange numbers and
- 1:09:56Speaker 9: I remember watching an interview one time where the kid
- 1:09:58Speaker 9: LaRoy explained that he obviously had given Justin his number
- 1:10:01Speaker 9: and he's in the shower and he sees he's getting
- 1:10:03Speaker 9: a FaceTime and the face time is Justin Bieber.
- 1:10:06Speaker 8: So he's in the shower going shit, I can't miss
- 1:10:08Speaker 8: Justin Bieber's call. So Justin Bieber was laughing, Oh yeah.
- 1:10:11Speaker 9: He literally entered the phone while he's wet to drive away,
- 1:10:14Speaker 9: as if you'd missed that call. That's one of those
- 1:10:16Speaker 9: things where you'd think, if I don't pick this up,
- 1:10:18Speaker 9: I'll never get this chance again.
- 1:10:19Speaker 12: So since then they've been pretty close friends.
- 1:10:22Speaker 9: And yeah, this is you know, Justin, who's obviously been
- 1:10:26Speaker 9: in the spotlight for many more years than the kid LaRoy,
- 1:10:28Speaker 9: but both started young. Always is giving Justin I mean, sorry,
- 1:10:33Speaker 9: Justin's always giving the kid LaRoy advice.
- 1:10:34Speaker 8: So he detailed the best advice he's ever.
- 1:10:36Speaker 12: Gotten from Justin.
- 1:10:38Speaker 5: Yeah, has he ever given you any piece of advice?
- 1:10:41Speaker 27: Yeah?
- 1:10:41Speaker 25: I mean he's always dropping some really some really good
- 1:10:44Speaker 25: stuff I think though, like the most helpful and useful thing,
- 1:10:47Speaker 25: which is like something that you wouldn't think of, maybe
- 1:10:50Speaker 25: off rip something that I think he does so well.
- 1:10:52Speaker 25: So he just listens really well, and he just like
- 1:10:55Speaker 25: he's he's really good at just being like, man, I'm
- 1:10:58Speaker 25: sorry that sos, like let's talk about and like you know,
- 1:11:01Speaker 25: he always has created face but just like talking about
- 1:11:03Speaker 25: something and just like being acknowledged, like damn that sucks.
- 1:11:07Speaker 2: His accent has gone American.
- 1:11:09Speaker 12: Yeah that happens.
- 1:11:10Speaker 2: Does anyone just noticed that?
- 1:11:11Speaker 12: Yeah, it's happened for a while with him. Yeah, really,
- 1:11:14Speaker 12: it's that hybrid accent that it's like it.
- 1:11:17Speaker 2: Yeah, he's still a lossy but American wang.
- 1:11:20Speaker 12: Yeah, the Americans can't understand them.
- 1:11:22Speaker 9: I think when they moved to America and they then
- 1:11:23Speaker 9: they subconsciously were doing it.
- 1:11:26Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 1:11:26Speaker 9: I've had a few friends move to LA and come
- 1:11:28Speaker 9: back and they have this kind of weird twain.
- 1:11:30Speaker 2: It's okay. So I thought it might happen if you're younger,
- 1:11:33Speaker 2: so you're like molded, but yeah, I have.
- 1:11:35Speaker 9: I think they have to adapt though, because Ben Simmons,
- 1:11:37Speaker 9: he's an Australian basketball player David Kendall Jenner and plays
- 1:11:40Speaker 9: in the NBA. He had to change because he would
- 1:11:42Speaker 9: say pass in basketball and they're.
- 1:11:44Speaker 8: Like what he had to go pass pass? Yeah, my god,
- 1:11:47Speaker 8: because on the court pass Yeah.
- 1:11:51Speaker 2: Still, Like I just hate it when some chick goes
- 1:11:53Speaker 2: to London for six months and comes back with a
- 1:11:55Speaker 2: British accent. Might piss off a girl who went.
- 1:11:58Speaker 8: For three weeks and I don't know every right now and.
- 1:12:03Speaker 12: So good that perfect there.
- 1:12:06Speaker 9: The twenty twenty six World Cup has unveiled the official
- 1:12:09Speaker 9: tournament song and Shakira is making her World Cup come comeback.
- 1:12:14Speaker 9: Sorry so in twenty old one yeah, yeah, yeah, so
- 1:12:17Speaker 9: in twenty ten, her iconic song Woka Woka was the
- 1:12:21Speaker 9: South African World Cup song. So she's gonna hopefully be
- 1:12:24Speaker 9: creating some similar magic because it's happening this year in
- 1:12:27Speaker 9: Mexico and America. I don't hear this is the best
- 1:12:30Speaker 9: World Cup song or most iconic one we've had, but
- 1:12:33Speaker 9: they were.
- 1:12:33Speaker 4: Ricky Martin was one of his songs, the World Cup song,
- 1:12:36Speaker 4: was it?
- 1:12:37Speaker 16: Yeah?
- 1:12:37Speaker 9: He did want I can't remember the name. But anyway,
- 1:12:39Speaker 9: all we know about the Shakira one. We don't have
- 1:12:40Speaker 9: it yet, but it's called I'm gonna try. It's Die
- 1:12:43Speaker 9: Diet d eight Die Die sounds really bad, but maybe
- 1:12:46Speaker 9: it's day they it's Dai space Dai. I don't know
- 1:12:49Speaker 9: if it's die Diety die no daidy they.
- 1:12:53Speaker 8: They that, Oh yeah, that's that's maybe.
- 1:12:54Speaker 2: I don't know what that means. Whatever, I'll just play
- 1:12:57Speaker 2: this one. Shakira were to be together, rab and you'll.
- 1:13:04Speaker 13: Be in here.
- 1:13:07Speaker 2: Or Abby, oh my favorite lesson.
- 1:13:14Speaker 12: You've even got the like testing.
- 1:13:16Speaker 9: You can't sing Shakira without the verd anxiety.
- 1:13:21Speaker 14: So good.
- 1:13:26Speaker 2: Yeah, my key here Brooklyn Abby Chatfield for our final
- 1:13:30Speaker 2: calls and our final moment with you abby. Oh, let's
- 1:13:33Speaker 2: save it. Let's save it.
- 1:13:34Speaker 12: Okay, we'll save that.
- 1:13:35Speaker 2: Okay, thirteen one oh six five. If you want to
- 1:13:37Speaker 2: have a chat, get on air right now. All right,
- 1:13:41Speaker 2: let's go. Sue Hi, Sue Hi.
- 1:13:44Speaker 15: How are you?
- 1:13:45Speaker 5: Yeah?
- 1:13:45Speaker 2: Good? What do you want to talk? You good?
- 1:13:47Speaker 14: You were talking earlier about weddings that have gone left
- 1:13:49Speaker 14: of seal to both.
- 1:13:51Speaker 3: Yeah, because of the euphoria. There's a wedding that goes
- 1:13:54Speaker 3: terribly wrong on the euphoria.
- 1:13:56Speaker 2: Yeah, my wedding was.
- 1:13:58Speaker 14: Like forty two years a go, and it still haunts
- 1:14:01Speaker 14: me to this day.
- 1:14:03Speaker 17: The MC.
- 1:14:04Speaker 14: The MC had a bit too much to drink and
- 1:14:08Speaker 14: actually got drunk. He started singing this song to serenade
- 1:14:13Speaker 14: my husband and I, but the song just kept on
- 1:14:16Speaker 14: going and going and going, so it was never ending. Obviously,
- 1:14:19Speaker 14: had a bit too much to drink. The chef had
- 1:14:22Speaker 14: an accident the day before, so we had to get
- 1:14:26Speaker 14: a random in for so people did not some of
- 1:14:30Speaker 14: the people did not get fed till about ten o'clock
- 1:14:33Speaker 14: at night. And another one is we had a champagne tower.
- 1:14:39Speaker 14: We don't have them these days, so we had a
- 1:14:41Speaker 14: champagne tower. So what it is is a whole lot
- 1:14:44Speaker 14: of champagne glasses that lead to the peak bred and
- 1:14:48Speaker 14: groom sort of paul from the top where we didn't
- 1:14:51Speaker 14: get to pought from the top because the whole thing
- 1:14:53Speaker 14: just matched.
- 1:14:55Speaker 2: Now is this true bad wedding, good luck or a
- 1:15:00Speaker 2: good life together?
- 1:15:03Speaker 18: You know what?
- 1:15:03Speaker 14: You can't like my daughters again, and I've got my
- 1:15:05Speaker 14: last daughter getting married this year actually, so it's like
- 1:15:09Speaker 14: I'm this sort of stopped at the wedding, but you know,
- 1:15:13Speaker 14: forty two years later and we're still happily married.
- 1:15:16Speaker 2: Well that's pretty good a good sign. Yeah, it is right.
- 1:15:19Speaker 2: So you need a bad wedding, yeah, to have it
- 1:15:22Speaker 2: to be a good marriage, I guess.
- 1:15:24Speaker 12: Yeah.
- 1:15:24Speaker 3: Speaking of drunk mcs, have you two Mikey and Abby
- 1:15:28Speaker 3: m seed weddings?
- 1:15:29Speaker 2: Oh you haven't done it. Well you've been asked.
- 1:15:31Speaker 12: I'm sure they had two friends that have gotten married,
- 1:15:33Speaker 12: oh in Scotland. And then one that was very low key.
- 1:15:37Speaker 2: I'm a little bit older than you.
- 1:15:39Speaker 3: I've seed a few and I reckon the more you do,
- 1:15:42Speaker 3: the more comfortable you get. So the last one I
- 1:15:44Speaker 3: am seed, I was pretty drunk because you just stop
- 1:15:47Speaker 3: like you like, yeah, I'll have a drink it doesn't matter.
- 1:15:49Speaker 2: Well, this is why I don't do them anymore. I
- 1:15:51Speaker 2: think I did the first couple for friends who got married,
- 1:15:54Speaker 2: and I take it really seriously, like I do this job. Yeah,
- 1:15:57Speaker 2: so I don't drink and then I don't have and
- 1:16:00Speaker 2: then I don't relax, and I don't know anyone else listening.
- 1:16:03Speaker 2: If you've them seed a wedding, you're not just the MC.
- 1:16:05Speaker 2: For some reason, people think you're also the wedding planner. Yeah,
- 1:16:08Speaker 2: so you're the go to. They keep asking you things.
- 1:16:10Speaker 2: I'm like, I don't know.
- 1:16:11Speaker 9: Yeah, I'm interrupting my little speech and read it out
- 1:16:14Speaker 9: and make you all laugh.
- 1:16:15Speaker 31: That's it.
- 1:16:15Speaker 2: So I told all my other friends never doing it again.
- 1:16:17Speaker 2: I bet in turn, PiZZ done some horrible jobs.
- 1:16:19Speaker 14: Yeah.
- 1:16:20Speaker 2: Yeah, I agree with you one hundred percent.
- 1:16:21Speaker 4: You are literally everyone thinks you're in charge.
- 1:16:24Speaker 6: But also I like to play the part of like,
- 1:16:26Speaker 6: oh I am in charge because I have the clipboard,
- 1:16:28Speaker 6: follower and pen. So when people want to do things
- 1:16:30Speaker 6: that are annoying, I'm not here to help them.
- 1:16:32Speaker 2: Want to do something fun, all right, Keana, Hello, good morning, Hi, Hi,
- 1:16:39Speaker 2: what do you want to chat about?
- 1:16:41Speaker 32: You're talking before about if you speak to your partner
- 1:16:45Speaker 32: about finding other people attractive.
- 1:16:47Speaker 2: Yes, you tell them? Yeah, Like, if you find someone
- 1:16:51Speaker 2: hot in public, do you tell them? And then if
- 1:16:53Speaker 2: you're working with someone you find hot, would you tell them.
- 1:16:57Speaker 32: I feel like in public, yes, but if you're working.
- 1:17:00Speaker 12: With them no, yeah, yeah, for sure, I feel like.
- 1:17:04Speaker 32: Like achievable or it's natural to find different parts of
- 1:17:07Speaker 32: other people attractive. But if my kept talking about you know,
- 1:17:11Speaker 32: these one person at work they kept finding attractive, I'd
- 1:17:14Speaker 32: be like.
- 1:17:14Speaker 2: All right, okay, But like, in general, what if you
- 1:17:18Speaker 2: see someone attractive in public? You tell your partner.
- 1:17:22Speaker 32: If someone walks past my thing the cafe and might
- 1:17:24Speaker 32: be like, oh they do, scot to the gym.
- 1:17:27Speaker 2: They do, go right, how do you feel about that? Abby?
- 1:17:30Speaker 2: So would you like, would you tell Adam that you
- 1:17:33Speaker 2: find a guy on bond eyed beach I attracted?
- 1:17:37Speaker 9: I just don't find men on BONDI beach attractive, So
- 1:17:39Speaker 9: I can't quite comprehend it a woman, Yeah, because I'm bisexual, remember, yeah,
- 1:17:45Speaker 9: so men kind of I don't really find men physically attractive.
- 1:17:48Speaker 2: I don't. But then he's not going to be bothered
- 1:17:49Speaker 2: if you go all that hick's so hot. He might
- 1:17:51Speaker 2: think well lead to something.
- 1:17:53Speaker 12: Right, well, yeah, so lucky Adam, you know, yeah.
- 1:17:59Speaker 2: Orright thirty one os It's five and Jess is called up.
- 1:18:02Speaker 8: Hello, jets Hi, Jess, Hi, gys.
- 1:18:05Speaker 2: Hello.
- 1:18:08Speaker 14: I just wanted to say I've really enjoyed listening to
- 1:18:11Speaker 14: you guys.
- 1:18:11Speaker 18: Over the last two weeks and listening to Abby and
- 1:18:14Speaker 18: I'm just sad to see.
- 1:18:16Speaker 17: You go and I hope you guys can all do
- 1:18:18Speaker 17: it again.
- 1:18:20Speaker 9: Thanks Jeers. I've had the best time. Everyone who has
- 1:18:23Speaker 9: been so lovely. It's been so amazing, So thank you
- 1:18:26Speaker 9: for listening.
- 1:18:27Speaker 2: Thank you for listening, Jess, and of course you can
- 1:18:29Speaker 2: hear Abbi all the time. How often has your podcast
- 1:18:31Speaker 2: come out.
- 1:18:31Speaker 8: Twice a week?
- 1:18:34Speaker 12: Yeah, babe, it's a lot with Abby Chatfield.
- 1:18:37Speaker 2: Go and check it out. But thanks for the nice words,
- 1:18:40Speaker 2: and yes, Abby, thank you so much. It's been great.
- 1:18:42Speaker 2: Two weeks. Have you had fun.
- 1:18:44Speaker 12: I've had so much fun, guys, thank you so much.
- 1:18:46Speaker 12: It's been I'm really, really really sad we are doing
- 1:18:48Speaker 12: it next week.
- 1:18:49Speaker 2: It's so great to meet you.
- 1:18:53Speaker 9: But I for like parasocially, I've known the whole team.
- 1:18:56Speaker 12: Really, you know, it's been great.
- 1:18:58Speaker 2: Yeah, thank you Abby, You treat for two weeks and
- 1:19:01Speaker 2: we flew your mummy in today. You have you the
- 1:19:05Speaker 2: whole weekend with your mom and I don't know if
- 1:19:06Speaker 2: that's a good.
- 1:19:07Speaker 12: Or that's a really good thing.
- 1:19:09Speaker 10: Thank you.
- 1:19:09Speaker 12: It's mother.
- 1:19:09Speaker 9: I actually was feeling guilty because I was like, shit,
- 1:19:11Speaker 9: I'm not going to Brisbane for Mother's Day.
- 1:19:13Speaker 12: But now I've got her down. Here's one rid of
- 1:19:15Speaker 12: the guilt. It's amazing, Laura.
- 1:19:16Speaker 2: I enjoyed. Thank you for coming in. You can hit
- 1:19:18Speaker 2: the button for a problem. I'm right here, my darling.
- 1:19:23Speaker 29: I'll have a wonderful weekend.
- 1:19:25Speaker 12: Yeah, love you mummy.
- 1:19:27Speaker 2: Excellent. Thank you again. Abby. You're doing your stupid thing.
- 1:19:30Speaker 6: Yeah, I think it feels right on brand.
- 1:19:32Speaker 8: We go, Abby Chatfield, you've been amazing.
- 1:19:35Speaker 2: Say hi to your mom for me.
- 1:19:37Speaker 12: I'm right here, darling.
- 1:19:41Speaker 2: I have a great weekend, all right. Keep it Kiss
- 1:19:44Speaker 2: all day. Your chance to win a holiday to La.
- 1:19:48Speaker 2: We're giving a trip away.
- 1:19:50Speaker 3: A day next week, so we've had Abby on next
- 1:19:54Speaker 3: week we are bringing back producer Mayo. If you're a
- 1:19:57Speaker 3: long time listener to Kiss, you'll know her. She is
- 1:20:00Speaker 3: in from Monday morning.
- 1:20:01Speaker 2: All right, we'll see you six am. Have a great
- 1:20:03Speaker 2: weekend and Happy Mother's.
- 1:20:05Speaker 4: Day, all right, yeah, Happy Mother's Day.
- 1:20:07Speaker 2: Bye Baite.