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  Speaker 1: Good evening. This is Josh and for this week's select,
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  Speaker 1: I've chosen Boom m mmmmmmmmm. Sorry about that. My lockjaw
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  Speaker 1: was acting up. Where was I? Oh? Yeah? For this
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  Speaker 1: week's select, I've chosen a very spooky episode from two
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  Speaker 1: thousand thirteen, How Vampires Work. Hopefully it will really boost
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  Speaker 1: your Halloween spirit with its spookiness. Um. And also, I
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  Speaker 1: just want to include an apology at the outset to
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  Speaker 1: all the Twilight fans out there. When this episode was recorded,
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  Speaker 1: I hadn't fully adopted the concept of not yucking someone's yea.
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  Speaker 1: And with all that said, from Chuck, Jerry, Dave, and me,
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  Speaker 1: Happy Halloween. Welcome to Stuff You Should Know, a production
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  Speaker 1: of I Heart Radio. Hey, and welcome to the podcast.
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  Speaker 1: I'm Josh Clark. There's Charles W Chuck Bryant sitting across
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  Speaker 1: from me back in the saddle. Uh, and this is
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  Speaker 1: Stuff you Should Know yo, back in the satellite. Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Do you want to explain that or should we just
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  Speaker 1: leave it a mystery saddle? Well, with the metaphorical saddle
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  Speaker 1: is in this case? Yeah? Well, um, you know, we
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  Speaker 1: have been kind of away, even though it seems like
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  Speaker 1: we've been here every week through the magic of um
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  Speaker 1: digital recording. That's right, pre recording. We uh, we batch
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  Speaker 1: recorded our episodes and covered ourselves. We built up what
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  Speaker 1: we call a kittie and uh we've been releasing them
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  Speaker 1: steadily and faithfully while we've been off recording a TV show,
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  Speaker 1: recording a TV show. That's right, our own TV show
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  Speaker 1: where and you me pointing this out to me, how
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  Speaker 1: cool it says we play ourselves. Yeah. I think that's
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  Speaker 1: the only thing I'm qualified to do it. Oh, yeah, totally.
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  Speaker 1: We would have failed miserably if we've done, you know,
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  Speaker 1: anything else, like a Sherlock Homes Up eight or something
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  Speaker 1: like that. There's so many of those going on already,
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  Speaker 1: I know, So why not? Yeah, why not elementary my
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  Speaker 1: dear Clark. Yeah, um, but yeah, we have a TV
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  Speaker 1: show coming out. I guess we can talk about it freely.
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  Speaker 1: We're done. Yeah, we'll we'll really ramp up the plug
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  Speaker 1: edge come December, but look forward in January on Science Channel.
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  Speaker 1: And if you don't have Science Channel, go out and
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  Speaker 1: purchase Science Channel. Yeah, and we are. We do not
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  Speaker 1: know because I know people are already asking about online
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  Speaker 1: um stuff if they're going to be available, like, uh,
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  Speaker 1: you know through various media outlets online. But yeah, we
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  Speaker 1: don't know yet and we're working on that. We'd love
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  Speaker 1: for it too, but it's not up to us. Yeah. So,
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  Speaker 1: I mean you have to head your bets and yes,
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  Speaker 1: added to your your cable subscription, and if your cable
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  Speaker 1: provider doesn't offer Science Channel, you burn down their offices
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  Speaker 1: until they do. That's right. Um? Okay, So Chuck, Yes,
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  Speaker 1: have you ever heard of a little movie called Twilight? Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I've seen all those You've seen them? Oh yeah, Emily
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  Speaker 1: has read the books and she's way into it, so
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  Speaker 1: I have been I sucked into it. That's very supportive
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  Speaker 1: of you. I don't think they're very good. Um, but
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  Speaker 1: I must admit I do want to see the final one,
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  Speaker 1: just because it's like when you watch four of something,
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  Speaker 1: or however many it's been three of something, it's just
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  Speaker 1: become a weird to stop there. So I will see
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  Speaker 1: the last one. When does that come out? I think
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  Speaker 1: probably sometime around this published date? Oh really, yeah, I
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  Speaker 1: think it's a Thanksgiving her Christmas release. Yeah, okay, Um, well,
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  Speaker 1: I bring that up to propose that that's the only
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  Speaker 1: time we talk about that franchise for throughout this whole podcast. Agreed, Agreed. Um,
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  Speaker 1: Because vampires, which is what we're talking about, they go
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  Speaker 1: back a very, very very long way. They've evolved, they've changed,
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  Speaker 1: they've shifted their shape. But um, they seem to all
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  Speaker 1: have certain characteristics in common. Right. For example, Um, they
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  Speaker 1: can't see their reflection, well, not necessarily. Okay, if we
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  Speaker 1: go back to the ancient myths, Okay, Uh, they are
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  Speaker 1: wary of crucifixes, crucify na crucifixes. Uh, they only come
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  Speaker 1: out at night. Yeah, they're the undead. Yeah, suck blood
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  Speaker 1: from a victim's neck. They have to be invited into
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  Speaker 1: your home. Yeah. Garlic as well, holy water, Yeah, superhuman strength,
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  Speaker 1: al tenants of the modern vampire lore. Yes, and modern
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  Speaker 1: is a good It's a good way to put it,
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  Speaker 1: because all of this is a fairly recent um image
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  Speaker 1: of the vampire. Thanks to Bram Stoker and then shortly
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  Speaker 1: after that Bella Lagosia, we now have this conception of
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  Speaker 1: the vampire. But like I said, it goes back way
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  Speaker 1: way further than the nineteenth century or even the eight
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  Speaker 1: eighth century. Yeah, it goes back as much as four
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  Speaker 1: thousand years as far as we know. I'm probably further back, right, Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: And I will say one thing, not to bring up
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  Speaker 1: the T word again, but brom Stoker and other authors
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  Speaker 1: and filmmakers, the cool thing I like about the vampire
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  Speaker 1: and pop culture is you can pull from all these
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  Speaker 1: different things to create your own creature of the night. Yes,
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  Speaker 1: like some of them. You know, in in like True
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  Speaker 1: Blood for instance, you know, they can retract their fangs,
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  Speaker 1: they're super sexy. They you know, Lilith is in that
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  Speaker 1: a version of Lilith that we'll talk about. So I
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  Speaker 1: just think that's kind of one of the cool things
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  Speaker 1: about vampires is brom Stoker did the same thing. He
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  Speaker 1: pulled from different areas of mythology and said, this is
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  Speaker 1: a fictional character I'm going to create using all these
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  Speaker 1: old folk legends. Right. But there are some things that
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  Speaker 1: are are very basic. The commonalities among all vampires that
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  Speaker 1: generally they suck blood um, and they are dead in
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  Speaker 1: some way, shape or form. They are they're undead. That's
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  Speaker 1: a that's a great way, just coined an excellent term.
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  Speaker 1: Just made that up. Um. So you have undead people,
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  Speaker 1: former people in most cases, um, feeding on the living.
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  Speaker 1: That's the vampire. That's the basis of almost all vampires,
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  Speaker 1: but even that has exceptions because these early, the earliest
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  Speaker 1: vampires that we know of that arose out of the
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  Speaker 1: first civilization Mesopotamia. Um, we're actually demon goddesses, right, Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Lamas Do was a demon goddess and she was the
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  Speaker 1: daughter of Anu, the sky god. And she would um,
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  Speaker 1: creep in and kill your babies. Yes, she was not
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  Speaker 1: a happy, nice person. She had talents wings um. And
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  Speaker 1: they believe that the Assyrians and Babylonians were basically going
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  Speaker 1: like what is going on when they would encounter sudden
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  Speaker 1: infant death syndrome or miscarriages, and they said, well, of
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  Speaker 1: course it is lamas Do, thank you. Yeah. I think
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  Speaker 1: it's so funny how so many of these things were
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  Speaker 1: sort of used to explain and not vampires, but all
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  Speaker 1: kinds of folk legends to explain like what medicine health
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  Speaker 1: says is Sid's right, yeah you know, but I mean
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  Speaker 1: like it's that that this basis of the vampire legend
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  Speaker 1: using it to explain stuff people didn't understand, usually some
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  Speaker 1: sort of sudden death or wasting away as we'll see later. Um,
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  Speaker 1: it spans thousands of years. People have been going back
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  Speaker 1: to that, well for thousands and thousands of years. That's
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  Speaker 1: pretty interesting, you know, when you look at this one
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  Speaker 1: group in the nineteenth century with the Assyrians four thousand
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  Speaker 1: years ago, and they're all thinking the same thing. That's
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  Speaker 1: I find that very interesting. That's that's an archetype if
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  Speaker 1: you ask you. Yeah, and it just goes to show
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  Speaker 1: you we're all humans all over the world for as
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  Speaker 1: long as we've been around. We're all stupid. We're all stupid,
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  Speaker 1: all right. Um. Lamas Do is also associated with lilith
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  Speaker 1: who I mentioned who this past season was on True
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  Speaker 1: Blood like a version of Lilith but Um. She is
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  Speaker 1: in prominent in Jewish texts and is a lot like
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  Speaker 1: lamas Do. She Um was the first woman, supposedly not
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  Speaker 1: Eve but Adam and Lilith. Yeah, that's like that question
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  Speaker 1: about like who's the first president. Yeah, well, apparently there
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  Speaker 1: were other presidents before Washington, like eight or nine before Washington,
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  Speaker 1: but you just have to say, well, were they the
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  Speaker 1: president of the United States? No, they weren't, right, So
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  Speaker 1: lilith Um was a modern woman and she was like,
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  Speaker 1: you know, Adam, I ain't putting up with this because
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  Speaker 1: I am just the same as you. I was created
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  Speaker 1: from God just like you are, and so, um, stop
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  Speaker 1: acting like you're not made of dust exactly. So she
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  Speaker 1: left Eden said I'm out of here. I'm gonna have
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  Speaker 1: my own kids. God sends angel Us to bring her back.
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  Speaker 1: She's like, no, I'm not going. And the angel said,
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  Speaker 1: all right, you think angels are nice, We're gonna kill
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  Speaker 1: one hundred of your children every day until you get
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  Speaker 1: back up to Eden or Heaven. Yeah. And rather than
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  Speaker 1: say okay, well let's go back to eat and then
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  Speaker 1: Lelis said do it, and they did it, and so
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  Speaker 1: she started killing human children in return. That's right again,
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  Speaker 1: with sharp talents, winged demonus stealing infants and fetuses. And
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  Speaker 1: I find that extremely interesting, um that the vampire legend
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  Speaker 1: is kind of born out of this um, this folklore
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  Speaker 1: of how you're supposed to be subservient to men, you know.
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  Speaker 1: That's uh, that's very interesting because they there's this element
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  Speaker 1: of seduction that kind of was reinvented with vampires here there,
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  Speaker 1: but it's one of the It may have gone away
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  Speaker 1: in some areas, but it always came back, this idea
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  Speaker 1: that there was a woman or a person who didn't
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  Speaker 1: follow sexual mores, whether that sexual meaning like intercourse or gender. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: they didn't follow the rules. And that's kind of like
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  Speaker 1: another thing that's always kept the vampire legend going, or
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  Speaker 1: that's always been a part of it. I guess that's
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  Speaker 1: a good point, because lilithaus set up the notion of
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  Speaker 1: the uh seductress. You know, we see over and over
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  Speaker 1: in further legends, right Um. And then so Lilith is
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  Speaker 1: associated with ancient Jewish texts. Um, Lamas too is Uh
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  Speaker 1: from Mesopotamia. And they aren't certain if Um Lilith was
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  Speaker 1: a variation of Lamas too or if they both evolved
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  Speaker 1: from a third character. But um, those are the two
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  Speaker 1: most ancient ideas of vampires that we have. Shortly after that,
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  Speaker 1: we can head on over to Greece, and they had
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  Speaker 1: they feared a lot of vampire like creatures. Yeah, Lamia
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  Speaker 1: was another demonus um head and Torso a woman lower
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  Speaker 1: body of a snake and Um. Evidently this was one
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  Speaker 1: of Zeus' mortal lovers. His wife did not take kindly
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  Speaker 1: to this Hara, and she was like, no, I'm gonna
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  Speaker 1: make you go insane, lady and eat all your children. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: you're so crazy, You're gonna eat your kids and then
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  Speaker 1: come to afterward, that's right. And when she did, she
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  Speaker 1: went so she she went so berserk, not in the
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  Speaker 1: Viking way, not berserker, no, just straight up berserk that
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  Speaker 1: she um became a monster again killing children. Yeah, because
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  Speaker 1: she was jealous of other women who had children. Um.
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  Speaker 1: Who else? Um? They also had the mp Yes, the
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  Speaker 1: daughters of Hakad, who was the goddess of witchcraft, and
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  Speaker 1: they were shape shifters for the first time. Right. So
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  Speaker 1: like you have all these all these different cultures contributing
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  Speaker 1: to the vampire that we understand today here there. Um.
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  Speaker 1: And it wasn't just the Greeks. It wasn't just the Mesopotamians.
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  Speaker 1: You also had India getting into the mix with the
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  Speaker 1: rock Shassa right, um, which was basically like a a
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  Speaker 1: ghoule shape shifting google who once again killed children. Right.
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  Speaker 1: And same with the Vitala, but they were more like
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  Speaker 1: a zombie if you ask me. Yeah, a demon who
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  Speaker 1: took possession of recently dead bodies freak havoc on a
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  Speaker 1: living that's a that's a sounds like zombie. Um. And
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  Speaker 1: then the Chinese also had their own thing, um, the Kuei. Sure, Okay,
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  Speaker 1: you have to say, like that. Yeah. Yeah, Like, um,
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  Speaker 1: the guy on NPR who always reports from China, he
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  Speaker 1: speaks to normally and all of a sudden, I mean
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  Speaker 1: he's doing it accurately, but it's like, um, a little
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  Speaker 1: bit like Daniel day lewis doing Lincoln. It's like, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: that's accurate, but do you do you know what? You
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  Speaker 1: sounds like I wanted to get rid of slavery. That
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  Speaker 1: was sort of like a jacked up Kennedy. That's weird.
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  Speaker 1: Little Um, So, how do how do quai come about?
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  Speaker 1: They are corpses who would rise from the grave kill again,
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  Speaker 1: and that happened when a person's lower spirit did not
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  Speaker 1: pass into the afterlife because of bad things they did.
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  Speaker 1: So the po was angered by the lower spirit. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: and that would reanimate basically and say, you know what,
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  Speaker 1: I'm gonna attack the living at night once again, because
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  Speaker 1: what else do I have to do? Nothing? Well, it's
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  Speaker 1: a good way to exact revenge. Just have to hang around.
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  Speaker 1: Here's the wheelbarrow. So all of these stories were floating
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  Speaker 1: around the world and eventually, um, through trade and things
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  Speaker 1: wound up in Europe. Yeah, the first globalization, the silk
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  Speaker 1: roads started bringing all these things together and Yeah, they
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  Speaker 1: moved over to Europe, and that's where they really sort
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  Speaker 1: of took off, I guess you could say. And in
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  Speaker 1: the place that became the epicenter um was Central Europe
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  Speaker 1: or Eastern Europe, Russia. Yeah, early on with the upier
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  Speaker 1: and again Greek with the oh boy uh rycholacas or kilacas. Yes,
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  Speaker 1: one of those, one of those. You can't start a
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  Speaker 1: word with four consonants, one of them got to be silent. Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: And this kind of like um was an offshoot of
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  Speaker 1: the Chinese conception of how a vampire became a vampire. Uh.
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  Speaker 1: The upier um, which they think is the word that
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  Speaker 1: led to vampire or vampire um, was basically a person
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  Speaker 1: who during their life was a sinner un baptized baby,
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  Speaker 1: which is really sad, a vampire baby, that's kind of funny. Um.
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  Speaker 1: And they anyone who wasn't a Christian, Yeah, practitioners of witchcraft,
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  Speaker 1: especially of course for obvious reasons, because you'd already sold
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  Speaker 1: your soul of the devil. Yeah, so you were you
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  Speaker 1: were doomed. You're like halfway there, right, So um, all
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  Speaker 1: of these fa actors combined to basically make you a
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  Speaker 1: loser in the afterlife and you're going to come back. Um.
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  Speaker 1: And families were I guess aware of this kind of thing.
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  Speaker 1: They knew that there was the possibility that you know,
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  Speaker 1: uncle Uncle Vigo who had a lot of big gambling
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  Speaker 1: problem which the village looked down upon, um when he
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  Speaker 1: was alive. When he died, well, he was probably going
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  Speaker 1: to become a new pier. And so if all of
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  Speaker 1: a sudden Uncle Vigo's like nephews start dying in a
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  Speaker 1: weird way, um say of maybe a dread disease, the
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  Speaker 1: family probably go dig up Uncle Vigo and do crazy
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  Speaker 1: stuff to his body. Yeah. And uh, one thing to
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  Speaker 1: point out here this is I think the first time
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  Speaker 1: with the upier that we get the notion that they
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  Speaker 1: would go back to the grave to rest. Oh yeah,
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  Speaker 1: it's a big one on a regular basis, And that
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  Speaker 1: sets things up moving forward kind of right. So, like
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  Speaker 1: you said, they would, um sometimes dig these bodies up,
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  Speaker 1: sometimes burn them, um, drive a stake through the heart.
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  Speaker 1: They would really take care of this corpse. They would
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  Speaker 1: bury them face down sometimes. Yeah, so like if they
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  Speaker 1: tried to crawl out, they would be headed in the
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  Speaker 1: wrong direction. That's pretty awesome, or steaks facing down, so
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  Speaker 1: if they tried to crawl up, they would stake themselves.
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  Speaker 1: And um. That was this was the about a thousand
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  Speaker 1: years ago in Central Europe, this stuff, or central or
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  Speaker 1: Eastern Europe, this stuff started to Um, these beliefs started
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  Speaker 1: to come about that you could solve your vampire troubles
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  Speaker 1: by butchering the corpse of the suspective vampire. Um. And
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  Speaker 1: it started then and it carried on anytime there's a
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  Speaker 1: vampire panic, which uh, interestingly all almost always attended a
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  Speaker 1: an outbreak of some sort of disease. Yeah, I could
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  Speaker 1: see that, um, because once again they're just trying to
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  Speaker 1: explain away exactly medical conditions, right. Um. People would dig
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  Speaker 1: up corpses and like do crazy things to them, Like
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  Speaker 1: in Venice they found a sixteenth century corpse that had
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  Speaker 1: a brick in its mouth and they no, it hadn't
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  Speaker 1: it didn't fall in there. Um. And then in the
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  Speaker 1: eighteen fifties there's this really cool article Chuck called the
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  Speaker 1: Great New England Vampire Panic. It was on the Smithsonian
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  Speaker 1: website recently. It is awesome. And in the eighteen fifties
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  Speaker 1: in Connecticut there was a tuberculosis outbreak and people panicked
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  Speaker 1: and started digging up graves and just completely um rearranging
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  Speaker 1: the people's bones, are cutting out their hearts and burning
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  Speaker 1: them and doing all sorts of crazy stuff. And these
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  Speaker 1: were this is the eighteen fifties. I mean, this wasn't
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  Speaker 1: the Dark Ages. Like people were starting to have an
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  Speaker 1: understanding of like disease like the Salem which trial same deal, right,
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  Speaker 1: but hundred years later, a hundred fifty years later, you know, so, um,
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  Speaker 1: there there was this big panics still as recently as
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  Speaker 1: the eighteen fifties in the US among you know, folk
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  Speaker 1: who dug up their family members and like burn their
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  Speaker 1: their hearts. Those people are funny. Yeah, they call them
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  Speaker 1: undecided voters, but those are right, those are the people
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  Speaker 1: that I'm talking about that they're doing the same thing.
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  Speaker 1: We're thinking the same things that the Assyrians did four
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  Speaker 1: thousand years before. I just think that's so interesting and backward. Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Stuff you should know, stuf stuff you should should know. Um.
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  Speaker 1: So in uh Wallachia, Moldavia, in Transylvania which is now Romania, Um,
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  Speaker 1: they had something called troy and strictoi were um they
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  Speaker 1: were a little bit different because they were um they
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  Speaker 1: would go through different stages after rising from the grave,
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  Speaker 1: Like at first they were just poultergeists and they were
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  Speaker 1: invisible spirits that would torment their family in the afterlife,
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  Speaker 1: um or in their regular life district boys, afterlife? Does
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  Speaker 1: that make sense? Um? But then they would as time passed,
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  Speaker 1: they would become visible looking like they did in life,
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  Speaker 1: and they would still return and steel cattle and bring
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  Speaker 1: disease and all that stuff to their family for food. Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Why would they do this to their family? That's what
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  Speaker 1: I never got I think I saw later. Um that metaphorically,
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  Speaker 1: it's a it's basically a vampire lore is um a
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  Speaker 1: life lesson, like, don't be a drain on your family.
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  Speaker 1: Support your family, take care of your parents in their
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  Speaker 1: old age, Like you don't want to be a strogoy. Okay,
• 20:07
  Speaker 1: you know what I mean? Sure, I guess that makes sense. Um.
• 20:10
  Speaker 1: And strogoy or a strigg O, which I guess is
• 20:12
  Speaker 1: the singular of the strogoy would um. They would have
• 20:15
  Speaker 1: to go back to the grave a lot, just like
• 20:17
  Speaker 1: the upier did, and they followed the same pattern. They
• 20:20
  Speaker 1: if they thought someone was a striggo, they would exhume
• 20:24
  Speaker 1: the body and take care of it. The old fashioned way.
• 20:27
  Speaker 1: And um, but here's a little loophole. If you managed
• 20:30
  Speaker 1: to survive for seven years as a Striggo, then you're
• 20:34
  Speaker 1: good to go. And they're like, all right, you've got
• 20:36
  Speaker 1: staying power. You just go do your Striggo thing. Right.
• 20:39
  Speaker 1: You are like the living debt. You no longer have
• 20:42
  Speaker 1: to like return to your grave to rest. You're basically reborn.
• 20:46
  Speaker 1: Well done. Um. And apparently the Striggo couldn't um or
• 20:51
  Speaker 1: the strogoy couldn't make their way in their town after
• 20:54
  Speaker 1: that seventh year, you know, because they went on to vote.
• 20:58
  Speaker 1: There is all sorts of the title relations right, Um.
• 21:01
  Speaker 1: So they would move to other towns and they would
• 21:03
  Speaker 1: have secret meetings with other str oy and um, that's
• 21:07
  Speaker 1: where the idea of vampires fraternizing came from. Yeah, hanging out, Yeah,
• 21:12
  Speaker 1: talking shop. Yeah. Basically a secret culture of vampires existing
• 21:18
  Speaker 1: outside of our awareness. You remember, remember like on Jerry
• 21:23
  Speaker 1: Springer when that was on, or it might still be on.
• 21:26
  Speaker 1: Have no idea I think it is? Is it really? Yeah? Wow?
• 21:28
  Speaker 1: Is it still the same crap? Oh? Yeah, yeah, he
• 21:32
  Speaker 1: didn't take the high road at some point. No, I
• 21:35
  Speaker 1: just remember back in the day, they would have like
• 21:37
  Speaker 1: those real vampires, the people that lived the vampire lifestyle.
• 21:40
  Speaker 1: There's a video of it in this um is there
• 21:42
  Speaker 1: in this article? Oh boy? Yeah those people. Yeah, the
• 21:46
  Speaker 1: guy looks like a cross between Marilyn Manson and um
• 21:50
  Speaker 1: Brandon Lee. Oh yeah, yeah, interesting, kind of kind of
• 21:54
  Speaker 1: odd looking. He's got the contact lenses and everything. Yeah.
• 21:56
  Speaker 1: And they'll they'll shave down their their fangs, like for real, right,
• 22:00
  Speaker 1: they'll file them down. Yeah. Um. So there's two types
• 22:04
  Speaker 1: of STROGOI. Right, you've got the strigoi mort not morty
• 22:09
  Speaker 1: no more isn't dead. So this is the basically who
• 22:13
  Speaker 1: we were just describing, and then the strong oy view,
• 22:17
  Speaker 1: which is the living, the person who's going to become
• 22:20
  Speaker 1: a streak o when they die. Yeah, people that I
• 22:22
  Speaker 1: feel very sorry for because they were probably just born
• 22:25
  Speaker 1: with a bump. What are those called? The when you're
• 22:28
  Speaker 1: born with a like really just racking my head with
• 22:31
  Speaker 1: a vestige like a partial tail, yeah, uh, vestigial tail. Yeah, No,
• 22:38
  Speaker 1: there's a word for it. I can't remember. I'm so
• 22:42
  Speaker 1: tired of doing this. Stories have we wasted combined saying
• 22:46
  Speaker 1: oh I wish I could remember it? Well, we just
• 22:50
  Speaker 1: invented this off the top of our heads vans at, Yes,
• 22:56
  Speaker 1: exactly right, and it sort of drug. Yeah, it is actually.
• 23:02
  Speaker 1: Um so, if you're a poor baby born with a
• 23:05
  Speaker 1: vestigial tail a little bump on the top of your
• 23:07
  Speaker 1: tailbone or um uh, some sort of fetal membrane still
• 23:11
  Speaker 1: attached to the head, which is called a call, yeah,
• 23:14
  Speaker 1: they would just call you a string strong o view
• 23:17
  Speaker 1: or vou right, and you're sort of like, sorry, I
• 23:20
  Speaker 1: was born with his bump. I'm not a vampire living
• 23:23
  Speaker 1: walking on the earth. They said, no, you are, and
• 23:26
  Speaker 1: if you have kids, and they're gonna be h string
• 23:29
  Speaker 1: oy in the afterlife, and we'll have to destroy your
• 23:33
  Speaker 1: body when you die, and they did, and they did so.
• 23:35
  Speaker 1: But I guess it's kind of nice that they didn't
• 23:38
  Speaker 1: just kill the person while they were living. They just
• 23:40
  Speaker 1: showed them. I'm sure. Yeah, exactly. Um. The idea of
• 23:44
  Speaker 1: a call like having some sort of um special significance
• 23:47
  Speaker 1: is it goes beyond the vampire thing to like like
• 23:50
  Speaker 1: you're gifted with the second side or there's all sorts
• 23:54
  Speaker 1: of like supernatural paranormal folklore surrounding people born with a call.
• 24:00
  Speaker 1: Once again, people have proven to be stupid over the years,
• 24:04
  Speaker 1: so um, but this is where vampire came in, right, Yeah,
• 24:07
  Speaker 1: this street go, this tregoy um started to come to
• 24:10
  Speaker 1: be called the vampire, which is again from Upier in
• 24:14
  Speaker 1: the Russian and all of a sudden, the stages set
• 24:17
  Speaker 1: for the vampire legend to really take hold. As it's
• 24:19
  Speaker 1: taking shape. Yeah, and like this is where pop culture
• 24:22
  Speaker 1: came into plague. Hysteria had set in, and so painters
• 24:25
  Speaker 1: and artists and authors had this material that's pretty rich
• 24:31
  Speaker 1: for the time. All this hysteria's gone on, So let's
• 24:33
  Speaker 1: write a scary book about it. And that's what Bram
• 24:36
  Speaker 1: Stoker did. Yeah, and he was, um, he was, are
• 24:40
  Speaker 1: you going with Brom? I go with Bram, you go, Bram? Yeah?
• 24:43
  Speaker 1: Have you ever read it? I know I saw the
• 24:45
  Speaker 1: movie though I took it literally. The movie was a
• 24:49
  Speaker 1: pretty faithful add taste with the couple one. Yeah, yeah,
• 24:52
  Speaker 1: it was pretty good. The book is great, though. I
• 24:54
  Speaker 1: took a literature of horror class at Georgia and it
• 24:57
  Speaker 1: was one of the cooler classes I took. I'm sure
• 24:59
  Speaker 1: he did Dracula and f Kenstein and like the House
• 25:01
  Speaker 1: of Usher and then a bunch of short stories. Yeah,
• 25:04
  Speaker 1: very cool. So Bram Stoker also Abraham Stoker, which I
• 25:08
  Speaker 1: didn't know until I read this that was his first name. Yeah, yeah,
• 25:11
  Speaker 1: just because the class um. He he was a theater
• 25:14
  Speaker 1: manager and a novelist and also a really great researcher
• 25:19
  Speaker 1: because you know all this stuff from this vampire um um, hysteria, yeah,
• 25:25
  Speaker 1: panic from all this took place like hundreds of years
• 25:29
  Speaker 1: before him. And I guess I don't know what inspired
• 25:33
  Speaker 1: him exactly or where he saw it or where the
• 25:35
  Speaker 1: where this all took place. But he didn't just go, oh,
• 25:37
  Speaker 1: that's a pretty good idea and wrote his book like
• 25:39
  Speaker 1: he went and did some serious research. Yes, supposedly he
• 25:42
  Speaker 1: was inspired by uh he was a personal assistant to
• 25:45
  Speaker 1: this actor um who ran the theater that he worked at.
• 25:50
  Speaker 1: And supposedly Henry Irving was a guy's name was the
• 25:52
  Speaker 1: inspiration to write the book. And I don't know if
• 25:54
  Speaker 1: that meant he was some jerk he was like, I'm
• 25:57
  Speaker 1: just gonna personify he was a blood sucker or what.
• 26:00
  Speaker 1: But or maybe he just inspired him creatively. Who knows, Um,
• 26:03
  Speaker 1: But I bet someone knows more about this and I do.
• 26:06
  Speaker 1: Oh I'm sure, so right in and tell me, um,
• 26:09
  Speaker 1: and so Bram Stoker goes and he starts to do
• 26:11
  Speaker 1: some research and pokes around, and he finds a great
• 26:14
  Speaker 1: place to set this vampire tale is in Transylvania, which
• 26:18
  Speaker 1: is the heart of the Strigoy vampire. This is where
• 26:21
  Speaker 1: everything that we just talked about came together. Wallachia, Transylvania,
• 26:25
  Speaker 1: Romania is what we call it today. Um and uh.
• 26:30
  Speaker 1: And he he thought, well, this is just perfect. I'm
• 26:32
  Speaker 1: gonna set it there and let's see if I can
• 26:34
  Speaker 1: find somebody of that area how it can base this
• 26:38
  Speaker 1: vampire character on. And he came up with a guy
• 26:42
  Speaker 1: named Vladislav Bazzarrob. Yeah, that's a creepy name period, yea. Um,
• 26:50
  Speaker 1: but it would be even creepier. He was the prince
• 26:52
  Speaker 1: ruled Wallachia in the mid fourteen hundreds. Uh. Creepier is
• 26:56
  Speaker 1: that his father was Lad Vlad the Dragon or the
• 27:00
  Speaker 1: Devil and um. Vlad Jr. Was referred to as Vlad Dracula,
• 27:05
  Speaker 1: which is son of Dracula or Vlad Tepis or Vlad
• 27:08
  Speaker 1: the Impaler because, even though it's not verified, supposedly he
• 27:13
  Speaker 1: was a very fierce warrior. He would impale his victims. Okay,
• 27:17
  Speaker 1: I really feel like we should do um the real
• 27:20
  Speaker 1: Count Dracula episode sometime. Yeah, I wrote this awesome article
• 27:24
  Speaker 1: on it, and it is it's verified. It was there
• 27:28
  Speaker 1: a real countract. It's about Vlad Tepis, the Vlad the Impaler. Yeah,
• 27:32
  Speaker 1: because he just borrowed the name in the in the title, right,
• 27:35
  Speaker 1: he wasn't really based on this guy who Count Dracula
• 27:39
  Speaker 1: brom Stoker's yes version, right, Vlad Tepis was probably far
• 27:44
  Speaker 1: far worse than um anything bram Stoker wrote about Count Dracula,
• 27:50
  Speaker 1: way worse. Yeah, yeah, his like it is verified, Like, yes,
• 27:53
  Speaker 1: he had all sorts of guys who were um against
• 27:56
  Speaker 1: him and who published extensively all these um like books
• 28:01
  Speaker 1: and pamphlets and all this stuff to smear his name.
• 28:04
  Speaker 1: But they got a lot of stuff, right, Yeah, Like
• 28:06
  Speaker 1: he was into some horrible stuff. He killed a lot
• 28:08
  Speaker 1: of people. Uh, he had a lot of people killed.
• 28:11
  Speaker 1: His armies killed a lot of people. He Uh, he's
• 28:14
  Speaker 1: probably like most rulers of the day. He was he
• 28:17
  Speaker 1: was worse. He was most likely worse than anybody else.
• 28:20
  Speaker 1: So he borrows this name in this title and social
• 28:25
  Speaker 1: standing as an aristocat aristocat great movie aristocrat. You know,
• 28:29
  Speaker 1: it's a naked woman in that um in that one
• 28:33
  Speaker 1: in the Aristocats, Yeah, the Disney cartoon. Yeah, that's the
• 28:36
  Speaker 1: one with the is that the one with the No,
• 28:38
  Speaker 1: I'm thinking of the Rescuers. I remember that there's a
• 28:41
  Speaker 1: naked woman in the Rescuers. Yeah, when they're flying through
• 28:44
  Speaker 1: the city. If you watch it frame by frame, they
• 28:47
  Speaker 1: passed by a window and there is a photograph of
• 28:51
  Speaker 1: like a woman standing in the window naked. Um and
• 28:55
  Speaker 1: like you have to watch it like in in you know,
• 28:57
  Speaker 1: frame by frame is the only possible way to see it,
• 29:00
  Speaker 1: but it's in there. Yeah, they were dirty. There's also
• 29:06
  Speaker 1: the little mermaid thing the the palaces. Yeah, hidden, not
• 29:11
  Speaker 1: so hidden, pallast Yeah. I'll bet that guy was like,
• 29:14
  Speaker 1: no one's ever going to see this, and then he
• 29:18
  Speaker 1: lost his job forever. So um, So Stoker borrows this,
• 29:23
  Speaker 1: uh the name. Like I said, the social standing says,
• 29:26
  Speaker 1: this would be a great setting. Let's throw it in Transylvania.
• 29:29
  Speaker 1: Let's let's change a few things. Let's borrow from a
• 29:31
  Speaker 1: bunch of different uh folklore, and let's let's say maybe
• 29:35
  Speaker 1: you can't go out in the sunlight, and let's bring
• 29:38
  Speaker 1: up the crucifixes. Now, and let's make him really smart
• 29:42
  Speaker 1: and um charming, and well that was largely Bella le
• 29:46
  Speaker 1: GHOSTI that did that. Well, No, brom Stokers was totally
• 29:49
  Speaker 1: like that. I thought his was um that he was
• 29:53
  Speaker 1: like a withered, ugly old man, you know, but he
• 29:55
  Speaker 1: was still had like the stuct of powers, suave and
• 29:58
  Speaker 1: all that wave because he would Yeah, he changed ages
• 30:04
  Speaker 1: if I remember correctly, Well he does in the movie,
• 30:07
  Speaker 1: and I've heard the movies are pretty faithful adaptation. And
• 30:10
  Speaker 1: it was also I think the first time where um,
• 30:13
  Speaker 1: all of a sudden they didn't have any reflection because
• 30:17
  Speaker 1: most of the previous les uh legends they love their reflection. Yeah,
• 30:21
  Speaker 1: apparently not only were they in love with their own
• 30:24
  Speaker 1: reflection and they could be lost for hours staring into
• 30:27
  Speaker 1: a mirror, they were also supposedly obsessive compulsive, as some
• 30:31
  Speaker 1: like Eastern folklore goes. And one way to ward off
• 30:35
  Speaker 1: vampires was to spread seeds outside of your house because
• 30:39
  Speaker 1: the vampire would be um bound to count every single seed,
• 30:44
  Speaker 1: and if you put a little nail or attack or
• 30:46
  Speaker 1: something in there, when the the vampire went pick that
• 30:49
  Speaker 1: one up, it would prick itself and I'll drop all
• 30:51
  Speaker 1: the seeds and forget where it was and start counting
• 30:54
  Speaker 1: all over. Oh, you gotta start counting again, and then
• 30:56
  Speaker 1: you'd just be sitting inside, laughing, drinking your ale. Stupid vampires.
• 31:02
  Speaker 1: So um, that was another difference. I'm sorry, we've been
• 31:06
  Speaker 1: calling them stupid vampires and up until the nineteenth century,
• 31:10
  Speaker 1: like you could make that case like they were kind
• 31:13
  Speaker 1: of dead zombiesque a little bit. Um. It was Stoker
• 31:18
  Speaker 1: that introduced, like you say, not not to sell this
• 31:20
  Speaker 1: other stuff, but the acute intelligence, that's right, this this
• 31:23
  Speaker 1: very smart like power of persuasion, almost hypnotic um Svengali type.
• 31:30
  Speaker 1: And in True Blood they have this thing they do
• 31:31
  Speaker 1: called glamouring, which is kind of a silly name, but
• 31:34
  Speaker 1: it's almost like a charm, like a spell that they
• 31:36
  Speaker 1: can put over you if you like black eyes with
• 31:39
  Speaker 1: one and you know, when you glamor them there you know,
• 31:42
  Speaker 1: basically in a hypnotic state, you can They're highly suggestible,
• 31:46
  Speaker 1: I get into a sexual way, well, in all kinds
• 31:49
  Speaker 1: of ways, but yeah, there's plenty of They usually are
• 31:51
  Speaker 1: just like take off your pants, did you say like
• 31:54
  Speaker 1: that point and say in a creepy tone, yeah, see,
• 31:57
  Speaker 1: you don't tell me you can't act, you could play
• 31:59
  Speaker 1: the role as a vampire. Take off your pants. Yeah,
• 32:04
  Speaker 1: you got the job. Let's do some voguing stuff you
• 32:13
  Speaker 1: should know, Stu, stuff you should you should know. So
• 32:40
  Speaker 1: you mentioned Bella Lago Si film Dracula um, which was
• 32:47
  Speaker 1: you know, where we get the cape and the I
• 32:50
  Speaker 1: want to Drink your blood and the sort of familiar
• 32:52
  Speaker 1: modern vampire that pop culturally speaking that we're familiar with
• 32:56
  Speaker 1: today and one of the best songs ever Ba houses
• 32:59
  Speaker 1: Bella Ghost He's Dead. Yeah, excellent silent film Nosavarato with
• 33:05
  Speaker 1: Max Shrek a little more true to the original creepy
• 33:08
  Speaker 1: looking guy. What was the movie starring Willem Dafoe and
• 33:12
  Speaker 1: um uh oh about Yeah, yeah, that was good. What
• 33:19
  Speaker 1: is the name of that movie? Do you remember? I
• 33:21
  Speaker 1: can't remember, dude. That is such a good movie. Yeah,
• 33:24
  Speaker 1: I want to see that movie again. I do too. Actually,
• 33:26
  Speaker 1: it's a great one. The ending is just yeah, what
• 33:31
  Speaker 1: is it? Shadow of the Vampire? R that live correction? Uh.
• 33:37
  Speaker 1: And Rice then came along and um yeah, nothing happened
• 33:41
  Speaker 1: in between, but and Rice definitely brought things more into
• 33:47
  Speaker 1: the forefront as far as um this range of emotions
• 33:51
  Speaker 1: and he's really complex characters. Um, I didn't think the
• 33:54
  Speaker 1: books were very good, but it's just not my bag.
• 33:57
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, I read the first one and it's just
• 34:00
  Speaker 1: not my thing. Okay, yeah, I mean I'm not saying
• 34:02
  Speaker 1: it was not good. It's just not my thing. I'm
• 34:04
  Speaker 1: with you. Buffy the Vampire Slayer, of course, classic, not
• 34:07
  Speaker 1: so a great movie, great TV series. I love that movie.
• 34:11
  Speaker 1: Well that's good. God. Yeah, I thought it really became
• 34:15
  Speaker 1: itself when the cast changed. And I love that movie. Yeah,
• 34:20
  Speaker 1: well that's great. Have you seen that South Park where
• 34:23
  Speaker 1: like all the kids start becoming like vampires, all the
• 34:25
  Speaker 1: good kids. It's like very trendy and hip to be
• 34:28
  Speaker 1: to be like a vampire and give yourself a new
• 34:30
  Speaker 1: name and everything. Um, and they drink clomato. Oh I
• 34:35
  Speaker 1: love clomato. Yeah, you're in the minority, buddy. That's the
• 34:39
  Speaker 1: secret to my famous bloody Mary. I know you've told
• 34:41
  Speaker 1: me it's a good South Park Chuck. I'll check it out. Um,
• 34:46
  Speaker 1: where are we now? Should we talk about psychic vampires
• 34:48
  Speaker 1: a little bit? I guess all right? These are people
• 34:52
  Speaker 1: in modern times that claim that they crave and feed
• 34:56
  Speaker 1: on others energy, their psychic energy and they claim to
• 35:01
  Speaker 1: be vampire rish or vampire rick, vampire esque, vampire esque um,
• 35:06
  Speaker 1: and that they will not If they do not do this,
• 35:09
  Speaker 1: then they will not have feel like they have fed
• 35:12
  Speaker 1: on you know, sustenance like that is their sustenance is
• 35:15
  Speaker 1: other people's psychic energy. And it also goes back. It's
• 35:19
  Speaker 1: you know, modern people claim this, but it goes back
• 35:23
  Speaker 1: you know, thousands of years. Um. This phenomenon does is
• 35:26
  Speaker 1: nothing new. Well, they actually think that it may have
• 35:28
  Speaker 1: given rise to vampire lords. We understand it now. And
• 35:32
  Speaker 1: it's also a metaphor if someone you know, someone can
• 35:34
  Speaker 1: call someone a psychic vampire if they're just a drain
• 35:37
  Speaker 1: as a person. You know those people I do energy vampires.
• 35:43
  Speaker 1: That's right. Not to be confused with the other kind
• 35:46
  Speaker 1: of energy vampire, which is like your coffee maker. Yeah,
• 35:49
  Speaker 1: these things that are left on all night. Um. So
• 35:51
  Speaker 1: there's there's we kind of touched on it earlier, the
• 35:55
  Speaker 1: idea of why, um, where we would have gotten vampire legends.
• 36:00
  Speaker 1: People use it to explain phenomenon that we didn't understand
• 36:04
  Speaker 1: before there was such a thing as like germ theory. Right,
• 36:07
  Speaker 1: so you have like um lamas too being blamed for
• 36:13
  Speaker 1: sids and and um, uh, miscarriage is that kind of thing, right,
• 36:18
  Speaker 1: And then you have, um, a couple other diseases that
• 36:22
  Speaker 1: we've come to understand that they're like, you know what,
• 36:24
  Speaker 1: We've never really definitively linked this to vampire lore, but
• 36:28
  Speaker 1: I'll bet you this gave rise to it. It probably
• 36:30
  Speaker 1: didn't help, so like like, what, uh, porphyra? Do you
• 36:35
  Speaker 1: pronounce that? Porphyria? Porphyria? All right, we'll go with that.
• 36:40
  Speaker 1: Have you ever seen the others? Nicole? Is that what
• 36:43
  Speaker 1: those kids had? Okay, all right, that makes sense. Uh,
• 36:47
  Speaker 1: it's a rare disease. Um irg irregularities in the production
• 36:51
  Speaker 1: of of him with himmy, which is an hemoglobin hem
• 36:55
  Speaker 1: hem yeah, like himmy, but then got a himmy that's
• 36:58
  Speaker 1: a that's an engine. Yeah. Um. And basically what you're
• 37:02
  Speaker 1: gonna be sensitive to sunlight, You're gonna have a bad
• 37:04
  Speaker 1: stomach pains, you may be delirious. Um. Back in the day,
• 37:10
  Speaker 1: one prescription may have been to drink blood. So I
• 37:13
  Speaker 1: would say that's probably a dead giveaway right here. And
• 37:15
  Speaker 1: have you seen pictures? Yeah, people stricken with us creepy looking.
• 37:22
  Speaker 1: Their teeth can be like red or black, and their
• 37:24
  Speaker 1: gums can be red and black, which is I think
• 37:26
  Speaker 1: probably another reason why they link that to that. And
• 37:29
  Speaker 1: it's hereditary, so there, you know, there were places where
• 37:32
  Speaker 1: there was more of this um happening than other places,
• 37:36
  Speaker 1: which would also lend itself to the whole vampire thing
• 37:38
  Speaker 1: and feeding on your family. Yes, the same with tuberculosis,
• 37:43
  Speaker 1: like when when people were kind of spread out except
• 37:47
  Speaker 1: your family and there were nineteen of you and you
• 37:50
  Speaker 1: all lived in one house. If one of you had
• 37:52
  Speaker 1: TB probably the rest of you were going to catch
• 37:54
  Speaker 1: TV and a lot of you were gonna die from it.
• 37:57
  Speaker 1: And whoever was the first one to die of this
• 38:01
  Speaker 1: was probably the original vampire who's feeding on the other
• 38:03
  Speaker 1: and you're probably the one who's going to be dug
• 38:06
  Speaker 1: up and have your heart cut out and burned. But
• 38:08
  Speaker 1: at that point, who cares. And then there's another disease
• 38:10
  Speaker 1: called catalepsy, which is associated with epilepsy. This one is freaky.
• 38:14
  Speaker 1: Do you ever see that Twilight Zone where um, I
• 38:17
  Speaker 1: can't remember what actor it was. It may have been
• 38:19
  Speaker 1: the professor from Gilligan's Island or he's in a cart
• 38:24
  Speaker 1: and he's paralyzed and he's the whole thing is just
• 38:27
  Speaker 1: him talking to himself in his head like locking these people. Yeah,
• 38:31
  Speaker 1: to not bury him because he's not dead, and um,
• 38:36
  Speaker 1: it's really it's a great episode. So is he cataleptic? No,
• 38:40
  Speaker 1: he was kind of like you said, locked in Twilight Zone.
• 38:43
  Speaker 1: Catalepsy is a it's a specific neurological disorder, like I said,
• 38:47
  Speaker 1: associated with epilepsy, where your muscles just freeze up and
• 38:51
  Speaker 1: an episode like this can last for days and your
• 38:55
  Speaker 1: heart rate slows and your respiration slows and you're alive
• 38:58
  Speaker 1: and God knows what yourans doing, but you're alive during
• 39:01
  Speaker 1: this time. But you know, prior to say embalming, you
• 39:06
  Speaker 1: may have just been taken for dead and putting in
• 39:08
  Speaker 1: the ground and you had to dig your way out
• 39:11
  Speaker 1: and go back home. Yeah. And it's also associated with schizophrenia.
• 39:14
  Speaker 1: So you're sitting around the dinner table and uncle, um, uncle,
• 39:19
  Speaker 1: what Vigo? Uncle Vigo? Remember like the gamble. He comes
• 39:24
  Speaker 1: in three days after you buried him, brushing dirt office
• 39:27
  Speaker 1: overhauls in a schizophrenic having a schizophrenic episode, and you
• 39:34
  Speaker 1: you know you're gonna put a stake through his heart. Yeah,
• 39:37
  Speaker 1: you know if you're smart, which is just not fair
• 39:39
  Speaker 1: because after an experience like that, it's like, why would
• 39:44
  Speaker 1: you wait? Why not? Why not let fate kill this
• 39:47
  Speaker 1: man before he goes to this horrific stalectic experience and
• 39:50
  Speaker 1: then it all end with a stake through the heart.
• 39:54
  Speaker 1: Let him get hit by a truck with a hemmy
• 39:56
  Speaker 1: or something ahead of time. Uh. And then I'm not
• 40:00
  Speaker 1: so sure about this suggestion, but it might carry a
• 40:04
  Speaker 1: little weight that what happens after a regular human body dies.
• 40:08
  Speaker 1: Um might have fed into this a little bit, I
• 40:11
  Speaker 1: would say, so um, fingernails and hair um continue growing.
• 40:15
  Speaker 1: So this is like if they dig you back up,
• 40:17
  Speaker 1: they're like, look, the fingernails are long, the hair has grown.
• 40:20
  Speaker 1: They're bloated because you're full of you know, gases expanding.
• 40:26
  Speaker 1: So let's cut them open and this all this fluid
• 40:28
  Speaker 1: drains out and say, see they've been growing their hair
• 40:31
  Speaker 1: and fingernails and feeding on others bodily fluids. They're alive
• 40:35
  Speaker 1: there well or undead, but uh well, I mean I
• 40:39
  Speaker 1: can see like they're going back and resting, and like
• 40:42
  Speaker 1: they obviously have gorged themselves. Look at their stomach, it's
• 40:46
  Speaker 1: all distended. So I mean I think it was probably
• 40:49
  Speaker 1: like the nailing the coffin on their beliefs like this
• 40:53
  Speaker 1: is just is all absolutely correct. Yeah I could see
• 40:56
  Speaker 1: that though. Yes, and then the notion of the vampire
• 40:58
  Speaker 1: bat um came along later on, where the vampire could
• 41:05
  Speaker 1: shape shift into bats and sometimes wolves, although in Twilight,
• 41:10
  Speaker 1: wolves and vampires are on opposite sides. Yeah, I said
• 41:14
  Speaker 1: I would mention it again. Yeah, there I went. Um,
• 41:19
  Speaker 1: but the whole thing of the vampire bat was just
• 41:21
  Speaker 1: like a creepy uh. You know, real vampire bats are
• 41:26
  Speaker 1: docile creatures and they might drink like the blood of
• 41:29
  Speaker 1: a cow, but they're not attacking people. No, that was
• 41:32
  Speaker 1: all for there's harmless as vampire babies. You know, what
• 41:38
  Speaker 1: are some of your favorite movies, Josh, Oh, vampire movies? No,
• 41:43
  Speaker 1: just comedies like a DC cab dr Detroit Um. I
• 41:51
  Speaker 1: would say probably the best of all time in my opinion,
• 41:54
  Speaker 1: as Lost Boys, it definitely has a kitch value. Now,
• 41:57
  Speaker 1: that is a great movie. It doesn't hold up super well.
• 42:00
  Speaker 1: Have you seen it? No, I haven't seen it in
• 42:02
  Speaker 1: a while, And it's the ways that other eighties movies
• 42:04
  Speaker 1: don't really, because that was like a cool movie. Yeah,
• 42:09
  Speaker 1: Echo and the Bunny Man covered the doors in it.
• 42:12
  Speaker 1: Come on, shall not ki? It's a it's a strange song.
• 42:18
  Speaker 1: Near Dark. Did you ever see that one? I don't
• 42:20
  Speaker 1: think so. Seven Bill Paxton and uh that one guy
• 42:26
  Speaker 1: Lance Heinrixen. They're like these modern vampires traveling in a
• 42:30
  Speaker 1: r V through the desert and killing people. Really good.
• 42:33
  Speaker 1: I have not seen that. Near Dark is excellent. What
• 42:34
  Speaker 1: about first bite with the George? George Hamilton's first bite
• 42:41
  Speaker 1: was yeah, he's like a disco Dracula. Vampire's kiss was funny.
• 42:45
  Speaker 1: Nick Cage, I never saw that one. It was good.
• 42:48
  Speaker 1: I thought the original Fright Night. Granted it was the
• 42:51
  Speaker 1: eighties again, but for me, it was pretty good back
• 42:54
  Speaker 1: in the day. I haven't seen that. Um Cronos, have
• 42:57
  Speaker 1: you seen that? Garma del Toro? I don't good one.
• 43:02
  Speaker 1: I think I've seen it, and then um, of course
• 43:05
  Speaker 1: let the right one in Both versions to me very good.
• 43:08
  Speaker 1: I really I heard the American version of us compared
• 43:11
  Speaker 1: to the original, I thought they were both pretty great.
• 43:13
  Speaker 1: I'll check it out. Then you know they didn't like
• 43:17
  Speaker 1: definitely didn't ruin it by americanizing it. And then there
• 43:22
  Speaker 1: of course the bad ones like Van Helsing West Craven's
• 43:25
  Speaker 1: Dracula two thousand, Um Blood rain R A Y n E.
• 43:33
  Speaker 1: I mean, there's lots and lots of bad vampire movies.
• 43:36
  Speaker 1: Dracula Dead and Loving It. That was good, though. Um,
• 43:41
  Speaker 1: do you know how many emails we're gonna get from
• 43:42
  Speaker 1: people that would say, like, you forgot about this one? Yeah,
• 43:45
  Speaker 1: let's just say there are hundreds of vampire movies. There's
• 43:48
  Speaker 1: TV shows now, the Vampire Diaries, True Blood, which I mentioned,
• 43:51
  Speaker 1: which is sort of good again after falling off the
• 43:54
  Speaker 1: rails in my opinion, and um, Twilight Breaking Dawn part two,
• 44:00
  Speaker 1: what is your problem? It's twice in theaters near you. Oh. Actually,
• 44:04
  Speaker 1: that seventy nine Dracula with Franklin Jella. That was good.
• 44:07
  Speaker 1: Did he play Dracula? Yeah? Yeah, he was good. Oh yeah, okay,
• 44:11
  Speaker 1: I could see him. I'm sorry I wasn't thinking of
• 44:15
  Speaker 1: the right person. And then if you're into old movies,
• 44:17
  Speaker 1: you know, you can't go wrong with with Bella Orghosi
• 44:20
  Speaker 1: or uh not Sparatoya. Take some time watch an old movie.
• 44:24
  Speaker 1: That's what I say. Yeah, that's uh, that's pretty much
• 44:27
  Speaker 1: your life coaching, I think. So take some time watch
• 44:33
  Speaker 1: an old movie, says Chuck. Watch some of them black
• 44:36
  Speaker 1: and white for a change. Um. Hey. Also, while we're
• 44:39
  Speaker 1: while we're on this kind of scary esque topic, you
• 44:42
  Speaker 1: want to plug somebody real quick? Yeah, I think we
• 44:45
  Speaker 1: have another horror fiction as right as we said we
• 44:50
  Speaker 1: would um plug people who sit in their stuff for
• 44:53
  Speaker 1: a horror fiction contest. Um and who went on to
• 44:56
  Speaker 1: publish stuff? Um. And one of the guys, Christopher Kelly,
• 45:00
  Speaker 1: who wrote the very cool short story Variable UM, took
• 45:04
  Speaker 1: us up on that, and he says that he has
• 45:07
  Speaker 1: a creepy novella about two boys whose father tries to
• 45:10
  Speaker 1: kill them called Abraham Road not Bram Road. Uh. He
• 45:15
  Speaker 1: says that it's, um, it's what would have happened if
• 45:18
  Speaker 1: HP Lovecraft free wrote of Mice and Men, which is
• 45:21
  Speaker 1: pretty awesome. It's available on Kindle. You can go find
• 45:24
  Speaker 1: that on Amazon dot com Abraham Road ebook. Uh. And
• 45:28
  Speaker 1: then he also has a collection called I Held My
• 45:31
  Speaker 1: Breath as Long as I could twenty three stories of
• 45:34
  Speaker 1: the strange, the Sinister in the literary um. And you
• 45:38
  Speaker 1: can get that on Amazon as well, So check those out.
• 45:41
  Speaker 1: Christopher Kelly, thanks for sending in your work. We liked
• 45:43
  Speaker 1: it a lot. And remember anybody else who has published
• 45:47
  Speaker 1: and entered our horror fiction contest. We want to say
• 45:49
  Speaker 1: thanks by letting everybody know about your stuff. If you
• 45:53
  Speaker 1: wanted more about vampires, and it's been a while, hadn't
• 45:56
  Speaker 1: um You can type that word into the search bar
• 45:59
  Speaker 1: a House of worked dot com. It will bring up
• 46:01
  Speaker 1: a bunch of cool stuff, including um, who was the
• 46:04
  Speaker 1: real count Dracula? This vampire article written by Tracy Wilson,
• 46:07
  Speaker 1: which is a great one. Oh. Tracy wrote that, Yeah,
• 46:10
  Speaker 1: couldn't you tell? It was pretty thorough? Uh. And then
• 46:14
  Speaker 1: also another one I liked a lot was a Hungarian
• 46:17
  Speaker 1: um countess the world's most prolific serial killer. She's like
• 46:19
  Speaker 1: the female Dracula, Elizabeth Bathroy. Yeah, yeah, awesome stuff. Type
• 46:24
  Speaker 1: that in the search bar and it will bring all
• 46:26
  Speaker 1: this great stuff up. And since I said search bar,
• 46:28
  Speaker 1: it's time for listener mail. All right, Josh, we're gonna
• 46:32
  Speaker 1: call this a trivia plug. Um. We went to New
• 46:35
  Speaker 1: York for Comic Con and we had one of our
• 46:38
  Speaker 1: trivia nights there and one of the things that we
• 46:41
  Speaker 1: were required to do and want to do is read
• 46:45
  Speaker 1: the names of the trivia winners, and so I got
• 46:49
  Speaker 1: emails from them, and the thought in the runner up
• 46:51
  Speaker 1: team because they were cool and I'm gonna read them all.
• 46:55
  Speaker 1: This is from the winner, Kyle um Jannish or Yannish.
• 47:00
  Speaker 1: I'm sure how he pronounced that. Thanks guys for hosting
• 47:02
  Speaker 1: the event. Um as an Avid s y s K listener,
• 47:06
  Speaker 1: our team, Steve Holt, had a great time. Nick team
• 47:09
  Speaker 1: name was Steve h Holt. We were made up of
• 47:12
  Speaker 1: mainly former Midwesterners, which gave us a good advantage in
• 47:15
  Speaker 1: the Great Lakes question. We had three girls in fashion,
• 47:19
  Speaker 1: Caitlin Grummel, Monica Lange and Amy Guidal. We also had
• 47:24
  Speaker 1: three teachers, Dan Ferrell, Michael Rakowski and myself Kyle Jannish
• 47:29
  Speaker 1: and my twin who does social work Mike Jannish and
• 47:34
  Speaker 1: my friend who seems to always be working for a
• 47:36
  Speaker 1: pyramid scheme, Mica Sterling. So those were the winners there.
• 47:41
  Speaker 1: And uh, he says the fashion expertise did not come
• 47:43
  Speaker 1: in handy this time, but we were prepared for anything
• 47:46
  Speaker 1: except for the Kevin Smith movies category, which I wasn't
• 47:49
  Speaker 1: a fan of. They were far behind coming to the
• 47:52
  Speaker 1: last question, but wager did it all and one, um,
• 47:56
  Speaker 1: that's crazy. That's how it goes in At one of
• 47:58
  Speaker 1: our trivia events. Yeah, so Kyle, AND's there, Mike remember
• 48:01
  Speaker 1: meeting them? There were buddies with Joe Ran does him
• 48:03
  Speaker 1: and he says thanks for hosting and thanks for the
• 48:05
  Speaker 1: sweet T shirts. And then the runner ups, runners up,
• 48:09
  Speaker 1: runners ups, sorry to ghost of Williams Sapphire just ran
• 48:12
  Speaker 1: through to thanks for hosting the super fun trivia night
• 48:15
  Speaker 1: at the cutting Room. Um, and boy, by the way,
• 48:18
  Speaker 1: thank you cutting Room. That place is amazing and very
• 48:23
  Speaker 1: generous in hosting us, and it is back up and
• 48:26
  Speaker 1: running after like redoing the inside and it is really nice.
• 48:30
  Speaker 1: So give them some love if you live in New York. Um,
• 48:33
  Speaker 1: I'm a longtime listener four years of Pure Love, and
• 48:36
  Speaker 1: I recently got my boyfriend David hooked as well and
• 48:39
  Speaker 1: it has been a nerdy bonding experience for us. Anyway,
• 48:42
  Speaker 1: we decided to come up from Virginia. Came up from
• 48:45
  Speaker 1: Virginia for this that's a Walter drive. Um. We met
• 48:48
  Speaker 1: some awesome people in line and formed Team phil Um.
• 48:51
  Speaker 1: Our lovely teammates were Paul mcgowski, Leah Talman, Jim Nelson,
• 48:56
  Speaker 1: Charlie Tran, David Bury and others who skipped out early,
• 49:02
  Speaker 1: and myself who is Natalie David, and Natalie is the
• 49:05
  Speaker 1: one who brought us the Mike's on pants off T shirts.
• 49:11
  Speaker 1: So um, not only was that super nice, but they
• 49:13
  Speaker 1: sat in the table next to us and I was
• 49:15
  Speaker 1: able to talk a lot of smack with them, and
• 49:16
  Speaker 1: so I said I would read about them on the show.
• 49:19
  Speaker 1: This is just how it goes to one of our
• 49:20
  Speaker 1: trivia events, would bring people together, chuck talk smack like
• 49:24
  Speaker 1: directly to you. It's a lot of fun. So Natalie
• 49:27
  Speaker 1: David says, thanks a lot and cheers, and I hope
• 49:31
  Speaker 1: you enjoy the shirts and all that good stuff. Yeah.
• 49:33
  Speaker 1: We also we met the Convo Kings, who we've been
• 49:36
  Speaker 1: in touch with. That's right. They have a podcast of
• 49:38
  Speaker 1: their own called Appropriately Appropriately the Convo con Very nice guy,
• 49:42
  Speaker 1: um and uh yeah that's worth checking out too. Yeah.
• 49:45
  Speaker 1: So it was great fun meeting everyone, and it's always fun.
• 49:49
  Speaker 1: I enjoyed Robin Elbows like that. Nice people. Uh what else?
• 49:54
  Speaker 1: I got nothing? All right, Um, if you have had
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• 50:03
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