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Daylight Savings Blues and Cookie Nostalgia · Stay Outta My Fridge

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  Speaker 1: This week on Stay Out of My.
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  Speaker 2: Fridge, Cheerios had this banana kind like decade ago. I
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  Speaker 2: don't know if they ever brought it back, but it was.
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  Speaker 2: It was up there with peanut butter kit crunch like
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  Speaker 2: that was. That was some top, top tier. Something about
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  Speaker 2: that banana milk. Whenever you drink it, I'm hard. This
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  Speaker 2: is what I needed. Do they have that you guys? Continue?
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  Speaker 2: I got to do some research.
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  Speaker 1: Just a little banana milk.
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  Speaker 3: I got some banana milk you can have there.
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  Speaker 1: Straight from the sores walk you get back into that one.
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  Speaker 2: God damn it.
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  Speaker 1: This one, though, made me kind of remember things I
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  Speaker 1: thought I forgot. Remember the Royal Dance cookies that came
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  Speaker 1: in the blue tin that.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, are you talking about the sewing kit this?
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  Speaker 1: Yes, that's what they were used for, right.
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  Speaker 2: That was That was my grandma's sewing kit. That's there
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  Speaker 2: was never any cookies and that thing to see.
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  Speaker 3: Me, we did it.
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  Speaker 1: We're back. I just want to shout out to all
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  Speaker 1: the people who enjoy the daylight saving times, because the
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  Speaker 1: three of us think it stinks, and the three of
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  Speaker 1: us it's me. It's mad at Beard Laws. You've been
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  Speaker 1: quacking off. He goes by Gabe sometimes. If you want
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  Speaker 1: to know about that, I go to the patrio that doesn't
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  Speaker 1: exist in Brandon Jay McDermott, the golden voice of the
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  Speaker 1: Internet fellas It's time change got me, got me good.
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  Speaker 1: I don't like it.
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  Speaker 2: I do prefer this one though, over spring, so I
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  Speaker 2: will take the fall back any day. I go wake
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  Speaker 2: up and it's earlier than I thought. Fuck you, yeah,
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  Speaker 2: I know.
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  Speaker 1: I woke up and I'm like, man, I got I
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  Speaker 1: feel like it's like nine o'clock. Kind of forgot about it.
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  Speaker 1: I'm looking and it was a it was seven was
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  Speaker 1: it seven to eleven? And I'm like, oh, cool, slept
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  Speaker 1: in it's six eleven, okay, cool but either way. And
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  Speaker 1: then we woke up. It was twenty one degrees or
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  Speaker 1: twenty three degrees, a ton of frost. Pretty chilly dog
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  Speaker 1: wanted to go for a walk. I said, Nope, not today, buddy,
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  Speaker 1: it's two freaking cold. But then I got thinking because
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  Speaker 1: I had a buddy who works overnights, and I'm like,
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  Speaker 1: do they get paid the extra hour right or do
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  Speaker 1: they not? Like can do they kind of get screwed
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  Speaker 1: because of the daylight saven time.
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  Speaker 2: No, they get nine hours on that on that shift,
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  Speaker 2: they get that extra hour.
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  Speaker 1: That makes it a little worth it.
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  Speaker 2: I guess yeah, I mean because technically, I mean I
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  Speaker 2: think that even falls into it would be overtime if
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  Speaker 2: that's putting you over the extra hours. So you're getting
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  Speaker 2: time and a half for that extra hours over time.
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  Speaker 1: What about when they do the spring ahead.
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  Speaker 2: Now they get loose an hour. I think you loose
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  Speaker 2: an hour. I don't know.
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  Speaker 1: Sawsitches huh. I saw. I follow Cheers shorts on Instagram
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  Speaker 1: and they had one of their shorts from the show Cheers.
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  Speaker 1: We have a lot of young viewers. You don't have
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  Speaker 1: any clue what we're doing there, but go check them out.
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  Speaker 1: And it was it was Norman the Boys, Sammy's like
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  Speaker 1: closing time, Fellas, it's two o'clock and who would have
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  Speaker 1: thought seventeen hours would go by so quickly? Right, So
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  Speaker 1: they start walking out there and one of the other
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  Speaker 1: guys goes, wait, oh, don't don't forget to change the
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  Speaker 1: clos boys, because you know, back in the day cell
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  Speaker 1: phones and computers weren't around, and did it for yourself.
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  Speaker 1: Don't forget change change the clocks. Like, wait, which way
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  Speaker 1: did they go come? On, man, it's fall back, spring ahead,
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  Speaker 1: and he's like, all right, so what time is it?
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  Speaker 1: Actually they like it's one o'clock, and they went, it's
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  Speaker 1: one o'clock, Sammy, line them up, and then he just looks.
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  Speaker 1: He's like, man, I love the way the universe works.
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  Speaker 2: And that was it. Classic class just.
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  Speaker 1: Brings brings me back, Like could you imagine just you know,
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  Speaker 1: all of the dads. I mean, don't get me wrong,
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  Speaker 1: there's a lot of them were degenerates that are just hey,
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  Speaker 1: done work, Let's put a sixteen hour shift in at
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  Speaker 1: the bar and let's go home and the family's asleep,
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  Speaker 1: go to work and rinse and repeat.
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  Speaker 2: I mean, everyone knows your name at work home, why
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  Speaker 2: not at the bar as well?
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  Speaker 1: Mm hmm.
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  Speaker 3: I love it, and I I gotta tell you, I
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  Speaker 3: remember watching the Cheers finale and how huge of a
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  Speaker 3: thing it was back in ninety two. I think it
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  Speaker 3: was somewhere in there was six years old, and it
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  Speaker 3: was all over the place. And literally back then, yes,
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  Speaker 3: there was cable, but the channel, the big four channels
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  Speaker 3: were still in the lead for households. I mean, even
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  Speaker 3: going back to the late nineties, I remember looking at
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  Speaker 3: ratings of some of the TV shows in the top ten,
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  Speaker 3: and those of those TV shows who weren't, like the
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  Speaker 3: top one or two shows were still averaging five six
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  Speaker 3: seven eight million views a week, which is TV shows
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  Speaker 3: nowadays would would would you know, give their left arm
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  Speaker 3: for a rating like that? Right, So it was just
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  Speaker 3: a monopoly. But that Cheers was such a good finale.
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  Speaker 1: One for the Road was the final episode of Cheers.
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  Speaker 1: It was the two hundred and seventy first episode of
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  Speaker 1: the series, twenty sixth episode of the eleventh season.
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  Speaker 3: What I wanted it there?
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  Speaker 1: It was May twentieth, nineteen ninety three.
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  Speaker 3: Oh ninety three. I was wrong. So interesting thing I
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  Speaker 3: had a tidbit on my show a few weeks ago.
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  Speaker 3: The whole first season of Cheers, every scene was filmed
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  Speaker 3: in the bar. Wow, there were no scenes. And then
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  Speaker 3: you kind of you watch the subsequent seasons and you start,
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  Speaker 3: you know, you see in like insides of people apartments.
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  Speaker 3: They're hardly ever outside though, they're always in a build
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  Speaker 3: because it's a set, right, a set yep, which is
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  Speaker 3: just wild and funny to me.
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  Speaker 1: But the whole that episode was viewed by approximately forty
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  Speaker 1: two point four million households in a ninety eight minute version.
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  Speaker 1: It was the second highest rated series finale of all time.
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  Speaker 2: First mag Yeah, actually that's what that int and got
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  Speaker 2: me too.
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  Speaker 3: Forty two million. That was the number one show. There
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  Speaker 3: is no show these days that gets that amount of viewers.
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  Speaker 1: I think the World Series that just happened between the
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  Speaker 1: Dodgers and the Yankees, two of the biggest markets in
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  Speaker 1: all of sports, was eleven million.
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  Speaker 3: Ish. I think you may get one for like opening
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  Speaker 3: ceremony of the Olympics, because it's worldwide, you know, stuff
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  Speaker 3: like that. But it's it's it's hard. It's very far
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  Speaker 3: and few between.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, especially because well, if it's on actual TV, it's
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  Speaker 1: probably way lower. So maybe eleven point something million tuned
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  Speaker 1: into the World Series on TV, But how many millions
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  Speaker 1: watched it through a website or an app or something,
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  Speaker 1: you know what I mean? And it's unfiltered. You don't know.
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  Speaker 1: You can't You can throw out numbers and guess, but
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  Speaker 1: I want.
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  Speaker 3: The number of how many how many moms watched it
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  Speaker 3: with their face of the pillow?
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  Speaker 1: Sixty nine thousand?
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  Speaker 2: It was a good Now, speaking of stream and sports,
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  Speaker 2: did you see that Adam Schefter had he he posted
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  Speaker 2: or reclipped a video and it was it had a
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  Speaker 2: tagline for like a NFL streaming service, and it's like,
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  Speaker 2: you have schefter out there promoting this stuff. Probably what
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  Speaker 2: is she gonna find himself? Yeah? Here right here?
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  Speaker 1: So this is on awful Announcing dot com, Which that's
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  Speaker 1: an awesome name. Congratulations on that one, Adam che D Chefner.
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  Speaker 2: Where is it here?
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  Speaker 1: It says the headline that he appeared with the NFL
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  Speaker 1: de decision to put the Thursday Night football behind a
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  Speaker 1: paywall one of the most obvious issues the league faced
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  Speaker 1: with viewers potentially using illegal streaming sources. But nobody could
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  Speaker 1: have imagined that Schefner would be one of those people.
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  Speaker 1: But as ESPN's top NFL insider took to social media
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  Speaker 1: to share a viral play from the New York Jets
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  Speaker 1: victory over Houston, many noticed that the clip didn't come
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  Speaker 1: from Amazon's feet of the game. Rather, the white writing
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  Speaker 1: in the upper left hand corner from Methstreams dot com.
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  Speaker 2: And that's the fact that it's meth. And there's.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, I U I sailed the High Seas when I
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  Speaker 3: when it comes to my ma, and uh, there's quite
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  Speaker 3: a few of them out there, but meth streams is
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  Speaker 3: one of the top or one of the top three
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  Speaker 3: or four.
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  Speaker 1: They've been around a long time, long long time.
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  Speaker 2: I have one that I use on my phone that's
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  Speaker 2: just an AM up and it's it's called something weird.
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  Speaker 2: I don't even know how to pronounce it. And it
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  Speaker 2: opens up little links and goes you want to watch
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  Speaker 2: it via YouTube, this, this, this, this or this, And
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  Speaker 2: occasionally you're watching on YouTube and it'll say, oh, this
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  Speaker 2: stream is broken, refresh the app, go back into it. Wait,
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  Speaker 2: maybe a minute or two works just fine. Now I'm
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  Speaker 2: usually about two minutes behind. Only downside.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, well, you know, hey, it's not bad. You know.
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  Speaker 1: You put the put it a, put it a you know,
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  Speaker 1: just kind of there, put the phone down. So you're
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  Speaker 1: not watching your fantasy scores and your alerts on baby
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  Speaker 1: DraftKings and places like that. You'll be all right, you'd
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  Speaker 1: be all right. I was, uh. I was chatting with
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  Speaker 1: A Burley over the weekend. He was in an intense
• 8:40
  Speaker 1: battle with his internet provider because he was told he
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  Speaker 1: could get and this is this is some third world problems,
• 8:47
  Speaker 1: some some city people problems. This isn't problems me. And
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  Speaker 1: you've been had, but he was complaining because he was
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  Speaker 1: promised that he could get two and a half gigs
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  Speaker 1: of down and up Internet, and I was like, you
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  Speaker 1: son of a bitch. So well he went he upgraded
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  Speaker 1: the package and he's not getting the speeds and I
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  Speaker 1: getting speed turns out and this is a quick nerd rant,
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  Speaker 1: So if you're not a nerd, just you could press
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  Speaker 1: a little button that goes head fifteen thirty seconds will
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  Speaker 1: probably be done. And I was like, man, you're router.
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  Speaker 1: What do you got and he told me. I was like, well,
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  Speaker 1: it's only you know, one gig, that's probably all you're
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  Speaker 1: going to get. So he's put an entire day complaining
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  Speaker 1: to this and got nowhere. I mean just an entire day.
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  Speaker 1: So finally I was like, dude, just go down to
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  Speaker 1: one gig, like you're never going to use that kind
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  Speaker 1: of speed. He's like, well, I'm sick of waiting for
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  Speaker 1: my uploads on my videos and I'm like, dude, how
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  Speaker 1: long could it take? Like I can upload it on
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  Speaker 1: thirty five up that's all I get megabits per second
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  Speaker 1: and it only takes fifteen twenty minutes. He's like, how
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  Speaker 1: big of a file? Like five gigs. Dude, He's like,
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  Speaker 1: what ragent pillage is? Like? Forty five gigs. I'm like,
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  Speaker 1: what are you doing right?
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  Speaker 2: Holy moly.
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  Speaker 1: So we had to have a conversation. I'm like, dude,
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  Speaker 1: so hopefully we've we've helped to fix this. Uploaders forty
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  Speaker 1: five gigs. He's trying to upload and he's complaining that
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  Speaker 1: it's not instant, you son of a bit.
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  Speaker 2: Come never satisfied.
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  Speaker 1: His poor wife, you know, she does it. Shout out
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  Speaker 1: you're never gonna listen to this, but shout out to
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  Speaker 1: Burley's wife. I never thought i'd say that either. But
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  Speaker 1: I was talking a little bit earlier about and I'm
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  Speaker 1: curious here it takes and this is this is awful
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  Speaker 1: left wall about the weather change and stuff like that.
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  Speaker 1: And I live in the you know, the country. So
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  Speaker 1: we get a lot of mice moles, all sorts of
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  Speaker 1: different ones. I don't know the difference. I know one
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  Speaker 1: is a short tail, one is a long one. So
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  Speaker 1: it's it's mouse hunting season for for the old boy.
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  Speaker 1: And we've gotten I've got about ten this week. I mean,
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  Speaker 1: do you guys, you guys have to fight that battle
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  Speaker 1: with the with them When we got cats the cats
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  Speaker 1: are too goddamnly easy to do anything. I thought that
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  Speaker 1: was the only purpose for my cats, besides puking and
• 10:43
  Speaker 1: having to clean the ship and then just stare at
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  Speaker 1: you all evil like, ha ha, I own you, bitch.
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  Speaker 2: I mean I live next to a whole bunch of fields.
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  Speaker 2: So every time that it harvests, uh, not only do
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  Speaker 2: we have a mouse problem, you know, like we'll see
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  Speaker 2: the field nice literally running through the driveway and they're
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  Speaker 2: like Jesus Christ, you know, And I've had it to
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  Speaker 2: where they've actually got into my vehicle. Oh yeah, eight
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  Speaker 2: wires and shit like that. It all up and I'm like,
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  Speaker 2: what the And I rarely keep anything in there. Kids
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  Speaker 2: might drop a French fry or a petrofried chicken nugget
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  Speaker 2: might survive behind.
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  Speaker 3: The steep deep deep back there, you know.
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  Speaker 2: But I'm like, no, wca is go to the dealership
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  Speaker 2: and they're like, yeah, this is run, this is run,
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  Speaker 2: this is run. And they're like it looks like you
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  Speaker 2: have a couple, you know, mice nests in there, and
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  Speaker 2: I'm like, from where, And then do you live next
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  Speaker 2: to a field? And they go, son of a bitch, right.
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  Speaker 3: On one, So you know, what I heard about. I
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  Speaker 3: just literally again on the show, we had somebody calling
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  Speaker 3: I got mice in a vehicle, wondering how to do
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  Speaker 3: it dryer sheets If you throw dryer sheets in there,
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  Speaker 3: they hate to smell the dryer sheets. Lavender and peppermints,
• 11:51
  Speaker 3: so like peppermint sprays, lavender sprays. Apparently that do works
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  Speaker 3: really well. Those were farmers with like tractors were telling
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  Speaker 3: me that, like combines and shit, that's what they do
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  Speaker 3: in the you know, the in the wintertime. They'll throw
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  Speaker 3: that in there. And yeah, people throw a couple dryer
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  Speaker 3: sheets and then just like let the whole box sit
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  Speaker 3: in there because it's so smelly.
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  Speaker 1: Hey, just imagine just setting the box but not opening it.
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  Speaker 1: Be like they'll see these and not.
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  Speaker 2: Like they're gonna see bounce and they're gonna bounce stuff
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  Speaker 2: up out of here. They go. Yeah, that was a
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  Speaker 2: terrible one. I'm sorry. I apologize everybody that was currently
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  Speaker 2: listening that we'll give your money back on that one.
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  Speaker 2: That was bad. But no, it's uh, we've tried cotton
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  Speaker 2: balls with like essential oil minty kind of like eucalyptus
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  Speaker 2: type of shit or whatever, and that that seems to
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  Speaker 2: work as well. But then I have to shop back,
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  Speaker 2: and I'm sitting there and just vacuum in my truck
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  Speaker 2: and everything, and I look and there's just this cotton
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  Speaker 2: ball that's kind of like eventually been stepped on and
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  Speaker 2: kind of buried into my polstery. I go, the fuck
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  Speaker 2: is this? I'm like, oh, cotton ball is time to
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  Speaker 2: re up?
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  Speaker 1: How do they make like a mouse repellent air freshener
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  Speaker 1: that you can hang in your rear view mirror, like
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  Speaker 1: those little trees or something. Just get like a mint
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  Speaker 1: flavor or a dryer sheet scent or something that maybe
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  Speaker 1: would help. If not we got an idea.
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  Speaker 2: I'm a big fan of little trees.
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  Speaker 1: Eh invented shadowt Watertown, New York. But for me mouse
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  Speaker 1: season it was only.
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  Speaker 2: I dreaded it.
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  Speaker 1: Not that like obviously you don't want mice in your house,
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  Speaker 1: but then you start seeing those little turds and you're like,
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  Speaker 1: all right, where are these goddamn things? But I was
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  Speaker 1: so goddamn cheap, so I'd always buy those like couple
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  Speaker 1: of Yeah, they're oh, was that for the Oh that's
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  Speaker 1: for the house. The Tomcat repellent wrote it. Yeah, Also
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  Speaker 1: they put those Okay, they put those and it disperses
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  Speaker 1: through there. But I was I was always so cheap
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  Speaker 1: that I would get the very cheap mouse packs, the
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  Speaker 1: ones with the spring, and I'm like, oh, and it
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  Speaker 1: was always like I felt like I was, you know, shaken.
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  Speaker 1: I was so scared because every time I'd set it down,
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  Speaker 1: snap like the son of a bitch. And then I
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  Speaker 1: put it down and I'm so goddamn stupid. Somehow I'd
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  Speaker 1: end up getting the finger. So I ended up doing
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  Speaker 1: some research and obviously I have I have some family
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  Speaker 1: does pest control, and they're just like, just throw the
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  Speaker 1: bait down, just throw some But I'm like, what happens
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  Speaker 1: if they get up there and then the cat eats
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  Speaker 1: it and then he goes, well, then you don't have
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  Speaker 1: a cat problem anymore. Kidding of course, kidding of course.
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  Speaker 1: So I'm like, I can't do that because one of
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  Speaker 1: the cats or one of the dogs or something will
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  Speaker 1: eat it. So I found these ones on Amazon and
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  Speaker 1: it has this like little bait thing so it comes
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  Speaker 1: out you put a little peanut butter and you put
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  Speaker 1: it in there and it just clips back. You don't
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  Speaker 1: get your finger, and they work awesome. I mean, these
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  Speaker 1: things right here, and they're super cheap. Oh yep, these
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  Speaker 1: things are frigging awesome. This little bait thing comes out underneath.
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  Speaker 1: You just pull them back and they are like they
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  Speaker 1: are killing it. For me, this is a game changer.
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  Speaker 2: Question for you. Are you reusing or you just that's okay.
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  Speaker 2: That's the conversation of my household too, that I try
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  Speaker 2: to be like, hey, you know, I just I open
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  Speaker 2: up the little gator grip, throw the little mix away
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  Speaker 2: and everything, and they're like, well, what do you I'm doing?
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  Speaker 2: And I'm like, I'm gonna put them trap back. I'm
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  Speaker 2: like I'm gonna clean it with like a colors wipe
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  Speaker 2: or something. And I was like, it's it's good, you know,
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  Speaker 2: And They're like, throw the whole thing away. I'm like,
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  Speaker 2: what the point of that? Yeah, things were usable for
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  Speaker 2: a reason. I'm like, no way, So I.
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  Speaker 1: Don't even clean them. These ones are so much easier too,
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  Speaker 1: because like it's snapped back, so you just hold the
• 15:20
  Speaker 1: end and then when you go to dispose of it,
• 15:21
  Speaker 1: you just pinch it up, give it a little chuck.
• 15:24
  Speaker 1: They're gone, and then you just go back redo the bake.
• 15:28
  Speaker 2: So you have time. I don't clean me either. I
• 15:29
  Speaker 2: don't want to say that, but yeah, if you're gonna
• 15:31
  Speaker 2: hold up to it, I don't either.
• 15:33
  Speaker 1: It's not like towels and pillow sheets and stuff like
• 15:36
  Speaker 1: that that we've argued about how long you're supposed to
• 15:38
  Speaker 1: change them out. It's a mouse trap, I mean. And
• 15:40
  Speaker 1: then you know, then you get the people that are like, oh,
• 15:42
  Speaker 1: you don't you don't use the ones and just release them.
• 15:45
  Speaker 1: If I release them, they're going to come back into
• 15:47
  Speaker 1: the house, you know what I mean.
• 15:49
  Speaker 2: It's not it's cozy.
• 15:51
  Speaker 1: It's not like bees and some things that are going extinct.
• 15:53
  Speaker 1: They're mice. I mean. New York City is full of
• 15:55
  Speaker 1: them and the rats their cousins. And no, we don't
• 15:58
  Speaker 1: we don't need to save them.
• 16:00
  Speaker 2: Yeah, that Stuart little problem turns into a big problem,
• 16:03
  Speaker 2: you know what I mean?
• 16:04
  Speaker 1: Like, no, on, you know what, you are very punny
• 16:08
  Speaker 1: this morning.
• 16:10
  Speaker 2: It's this new strain what is it called? H oh
• 16:14
  Speaker 2: blueberry muffins? Would they go along with my muffin top?
• 16:18
  Speaker 1: But that's a good little breakfast the breakfast thing. The
• 16:22
  Speaker 1: White's been making these egg cheese things on like a
• 16:27
  Speaker 1: half a tortilla shell. I don't even know. It's just magical.
• 16:31
  Speaker 1: It's all the sauce and oh my god, this so
• 16:33
  Speaker 1: goddamn good. So, of course, because we got up so
• 16:35
  Speaker 1: goddamn early because of the time change, we had time
• 16:38
  Speaker 1: to actually make some breakfast. Yeah.
• 16:42
  Speaker 3: I woke up for the first time in a long
• 16:43
  Speaker 3: time craving.
• 16:44
  Speaker 1: Cereal, oh which goes over the store, and.
• 16:47
  Speaker 3: Bought some off brand cereal because I'm such a cheap
• 16:49
  Speaker 3: ass when it comes to stuff like that.
• 16:52
  Speaker 1: What was it like? Was it a process of flakes?
• 16:54
  Speaker 1: Was it like a Captain crown?
• 16:55
  Speaker 3: Well? I actually went upstairs originally and I poured the
• 16:58
  Speaker 3: rest of the cereal we had, and it wasn't quite
• 17:00
  Speaker 3: enough for a bowl, So it was it was the
• 17:03
  Speaker 3: fruity pebbles with marshmallows that we still had from a
• 17:06
  Speaker 3: few weeks back afore that, and I was like, this
• 17:08
  Speaker 3: isn't enough. I'm gonna go get some more. And I
• 17:10
  Speaker 3: got I don't have the bowl with me off brand
• 17:14
  Speaker 3: honey bunches of oats almond mm hmm. So that's what.
• 17:19
  Speaker 1: With solid I've been, like I told you guys, trying
• 17:23
  Speaker 1: to eat a little bit better. So that app that
• 17:26
  Speaker 1: I was telling you guys about. It's to the point
• 17:28
  Speaker 1: now where the kids think it's funny. So they go
• 17:29
  Speaker 1: through the store and they start scanning things because they
• 17:32
  Speaker 1: want They're like, we're gonna beat healthier with you, and
• 17:35
  Speaker 1: my the one kid was absolutely devastated because they found
• 17:41
  Speaker 1: out how bad doritos really are for you. Out of
• 17:44
  Speaker 1: one hundred, the tortilla chips cool ranch were ranked seven
• 17:48
  Speaker 1: out of one hundred.
• 17:49
  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, that's as a popular item around this household
• 17:55
  Speaker 2: as well. That's a that's a weekly re up. I
• 17:57
  Speaker 2: can't stand how much chips we go through, but the
• 18:01
  Speaker 2: barbecue doritos, so yeah.
• 18:06
  Speaker 1: And then so the youngest was going around the store
• 18:08
  Speaker 1: scanning this okay, and found out like one or two
• 18:11
  Speaker 1: of the things that you know, they actually like to
• 18:13
  Speaker 1: eat pretty healthy, And all of a sudden it was
• 18:15
  Speaker 1: like I was like an oatmeal cream pie with some
• 18:18
  Speaker 1: kind of like little Debbie snack scan it and it
• 18:20
  Speaker 1: was zero. And she just kind of looks and goes,
• 18:23
  Speaker 1: sometimes you just have to treat yourself. And it's only six,
• 18:26
  Speaker 1: and I'm like, as a kid, there's always going to
• 18:29
  Speaker 1: be those things like it's it's it's okay. But I
• 18:32
  Speaker 1: like how they make the the recommendation. So the recommendation
• 18:36
  Speaker 1: for a tortilla chips cool ranch to switch with. That's
• 18:39
  Speaker 1: ninety four out of one hundred. This sounds so bad.
• 18:42
  Speaker 1: Organic sea salt tortilla chips ninety four out of one hundred.
• 18:49
  Speaker 1: By late July, it's got corn on it?
• 18:54
  Speaker 2: Is there certain items that you just refused? Is like
• 18:57
  Speaker 2: get name brand that you you prefer the off brand.
• 19:03
  Speaker 1: For Cereal for a lot of them. I prefer some
• 19:07
  Speaker 1: of the off brand ones. Now I'm stuck on this
• 19:11
  Speaker 1: Cashi Cereals.
• 19:12
  Speaker 2: Oh uh Koshi Kashi cash.
• 19:15
  Speaker 3: A s h.
• 19:16
  Speaker 1: I just got the cinnamon one telling you what. It's
• 19:19
  Speaker 1: like a shredded miniweed, but with cinnamon in it. It's
• 19:22
  Speaker 1: pretty good. Not to not to like crap on any
• 19:24
  Speaker 1: brands out there, but the one with the spoon that
• 19:25
  Speaker 1: they claim are magical doesn't leave the film on there.
• 19:28
  Speaker 1: I did try that, if you guys tried that.
• 19:32
  Speaker 2: Cheerios had this banana kind like like a decade ago.
• 19:37
  Speaker 2: I don't know if they ever brought it back, but
• 19:39
  Speaker 2: holy shit, it was. It was up there with peanut
• 19:42
  Speaker 2: butter cat crunch like that was that was some top
• 19:45
  Speaker 2: top tier. Something about that banana milk. Whenever you drink it.
• 19:51
  Speaker 2: I'm hard. This is what I needed. Do they have
• 19:53
  Speaker 2: that you guys? Continue? I got to do some research.
• 19:56
  Speaker 1: Just a little banana milk.
• 19:57
  Speaker 3: I got some banana milk. You can have there.
• 20:01
  Speaker 1: Straight from the sores into that one.
• 20:04
  Speaker 2: God damn it.
• 20:05
  Speaker 3: Speaking of which, I had a conversation with a buddy
• 20:07
  Speaker 3: of mine, and this is like twenty years ago. We
• 20:08
  Speaker 3: were in high school, and uh, I remember saying, man,
• 20:13
  Speaker 3: it was it was about this time of year. I
• 20:14
  Speaker 3: was like, I love eggnog. It's so good. It's like
• 20:18
  Speaker 3: like nectar of the gods. He goes, he goes, you
• 20:21
  Speaker 3: know what eggnog is, don't you? I don't know. It's
• 20:24
  Speaker 3: it's egg and like milk and something, you know, like cream,
• 20:27
  Speaker 3: And he goes, no, dude, it's elfjiz. And ever since then,
• 20:34
  Speaker 3: I still buy it, but I think about it when
• 20:36
  Speaker 3: I drink.
• 20:39
  Speaker 1: That's a tough one to forget. He wasn't serious, he
• 20:41
  Speaker 1: really thought it.
• 20:42
  Speaker 3: He's no way. He wasn't look straight as hell, like
• 20:46
  Speaker 3: straight lace like.
• 20:48
  Speaker 1: I have some buddies that I feel like probably could
• 20:51
  Speaker 1: have believed that might have been true in their days.
• 20:53
  Speaker 1: So I didn't. I mean, there was there's still people
• 20:55
  Speaker 1: in this world that believe that chocolate milk still is
• 20:59
  Speaker 1: made from brown cows.
• 21:01
  Speaker 2: It's not. I'm sugar elf. And immediately you know those
• 21:06
  Speaker 2: elf cookies, the ones with the oh my fucking god, oh,
• 21:13
  Speaker 2: I would destroy an entire family pack of those in
• 21:16
  Speaker 2: one city. There would.
• 21:20
  Speaker 1: That's a top tier cookie.
• 21:22
  Speaker 2: That's it's a it's what was that?
• 21:24
  Speaker 3: I was gonna completely take us off. Let's talk food.
• 21:26
  Speaker 3: What were you saying about cooking?
• 21:27
  Speaker 2: No, you're good. No, I was just it's I just
• 21:30
  Speaker 2: I was wondering what the rank on those probably were
• 21:31
  Speaker 2: on his app probably too.
• 21:33
  Speaker 1: The thing is, I don't pay for it being cheap,
• 21:35
  Speaker 1: kind of like we all are. I'm not paying for
• 21:38
  Speaker 1: the premium to be the user. So you physically have
• 21:40
  Speaker 1: to scan a barcode, you can't search it. So I'm
• 21:43
  Speaker 1: like that we should, we should look up, we should
• 21:46
  Speaker 1: try to guess some of the top tier How would
• 21:49
  Speaker 1: we do the top tier name brand cookies, because.
• 21:54
  Speaker 2: I mean, Oreo has gotta be up there, it's got
• 21:57
  Speaker 2: to be.
• 21:57
  Speaker 1: Let me see if I can find it too. Let's
• 21:59
  Speaker 1: just go. Let's just go. The AI overview went with
• 22:04
  Speaker 1: uh with this, I mean I don't so.
• 22:06
  Speaker 3: There's a website called ratemocookies dot com apparently, is there.
• 22:09
  Speaker 1: Oh, let's go with that one. That seems special, like
• 22:11
  Speaker 1: a referee with a whistle like it.
• 22:13
  Speaker 3: Looks like there's twenty or thirty different ratings for well,
• 22:18
  Speaker 3: I don't know how good this is.
• 22:19
  Speaker 2: But do you have to be eighteen to go on
• 22:21
  Speaker 2: this website? No?
• 22:22
  Speaker 1: Okay, who I already don't know what the first three are.
• 22:27
  Speaker 3: Do but if you search it, you can search find
• 22:29
  Speaker 3: your cookie?
• 22:30
  Speaker 1: Gotcha?
• 22:31
  Speaker 3: I think that was just out the bet quarter.
• 22:32
  Speaker 1: Well, this is okay, this is based on not a
• 22:37
  Speaker 1: lot of love on there. I think, like the most
• 22:39
  Speaker 1: ratings I've seen here twelve.
• 22:41
  Speaker 3: Yeah, there's not there's not a lot. But I was
• 22:42
  Speaker 3: going to say, do you remember kids? Do you remember?
• 22:46
  Speaker 1: I don't remember?
• 22:47
  Speaker 2: Oh god, he says, what you know?
• 22:51
  Speaker 3: Rate my was like the thing back about twenty years ago,
• 22:54
  Speaker 3: like rate my professor, but also like rate my face
• 22:58
  Speaker 3: or you know what rate me do? Is what it
• 23:00
  Speaker 3: was R A T E for the record, Yes, and
• 23:03
  Speaker 3: you could just put this key huge. You can put
• 23:07
  Speaker 3: your own selfie on there and people would rate it
• 23:09
  Speaker 3: and like scribe I would. I remember being like seventeen
• 23:12
  Speaker 3: years old, just not even rating anybody just scrolling through
• 23:16
  Speaker 3: and see mm hm is the internet? The early Internet
• 23:19
  Speaker 3: was wild.
• 23:20
  Speaker 2: There's a there's a fan website where young women will
• 23:24
  Speaker 2: rate your wiener.
• 23:26
  Speaker 1: Yeah, go to you been whackingoff dot com by yourself
• 23:28
  Speaker 1: a candle? You got some blue woffles? All right, let's
• 23:31
  Speaker 1: let's this is ranker dot Com. I feel like a
• 23:34
  Speaker 1: trust Rancor dot com and again not to wanker Rancor.
• 23:38
  Speaker 1: Let's go with the top fifteen because I kept scrolling
• 23:41
  Speaker 1: down and I wanted a couple to be incorporated in.
• 23:43
  Speaker 1: And I can tell you that I haven't seen some
• 23:46
  Speaker 1: of these. So if you guys want to fire off
• 23:47
  Speaker 1: some guesses, let's let's guess the top fifteen. Uh, this
• 23:52
  Speaker 1: is the best cookie brands, not specific, but the brands.
• 23:57
  Speaker 2: It's like Oreo or is it like Nabisco? Is that
• 23:59
  Speaker 2: what it's called? So?
• 24:00
  Speaker 1: Is Oreo? Is how they had that? That is? That
• 24:02
  Speaker 1: is the clear number one? And it actually moved up
• 24:07
  Speaker 1: on the best store bought cookies list?
• 24:11
  Speaker 2: Is the chips Away out there?
• 24:12
  Speaker 1: Chips Away number two?
• 24:16
  Speaker 2: Let's go, is a fig Newton considered a cookie? I
• 24:20
  Speaker 2: don't know if people were not.
• 24:23
  Speaker 1: It is it is? It is on there. It is
• 24:24
  Speaker 1: number seventeen, number seventeen on the list.
• 24:27
  Speaker 3: The only fake Newtons that were any good were the
• 24:29
  Speaker 3: apple ones delicious? What about what about the rich people
• 24:37
  Speaker 3: cookies that come in like the bag you know, I'm
• 24:39
  Speaker 3: talking about the white bag that you have to fold
• 24:41
  Speaker 3: over on.
• 24:45
  Speaker 1: Ever been one of them?
• 24:46
  Speaker 2: So? Pepper farm, pepper pepperidge.
• 24:49
  Speaker 1: Farm number six? Good?
• 24:52
  Speaker 2: Guess is there animal cookies like traditional like the the
• 24:57
  Speaker 2: f and unfrosted.
• 24:59
  Speaker 1: Don't see that on there?
• 25:01
  Speaker 2: Don't see that on this? No otis Spunkmeyer.
• 25:05
  Speaker 1: Oh I like those cookies not in the top fifteen.
• 25:08
  Speaker 1: They actually sell them at the local sub shop around here.
• 25:11
  Speaker 1: A good so damn good.
• 25:13
  Speaker 2: Grandma's cookies also good. Ooh also my favorites.
• 25:18
  Speaker 1: Mmmm, that is number thirteen. Look at that lucky thirteen.
• 25:24
  Speaker 1: We did say the Keebler cookies there on the list.
• 25:27
  Speaker 1: They are number five.
• 25:28
  Speaker 2: Oh so we did say that Nutter Butters. Is it another?
• 25:34
  Speaker 1: It is a it is a cookie, but it's it's
• 25:36
  Speaker 1: not the brand. I don't know who does it. I'm
• 25:38
  Speaker 1: gonna I'm gonna give you one here. I'm gonna say
• 25:39
  Speaker 1: it's Anabisco Nobisco. We're gonna it sounds like an Obisco thing.
• 25:42
  Speaker 1: Probably wrong, but that's number twelve.
• 25:45
  Speaker 2: There.
• 25:46
  Speaker 1: Think of a think of a big chain store that
• 25:49
  Speaker 1: might have their own brand, great value, good guess, not
• 25:54
  Speaker 1: the one. This is one that I've never I don't
• 25:57
  Speaker 1: think I've ever been to one. Maybe in Canada one
• 25:59
  Speaker 1: time to take a poop at. I'm assuming they're near
• 26:01
  Speaker 1: you guys, and more cities. Definitely not where I am. Kroger,
• 26:06
  Speaker 1: not Kroger. This does make it make its rounds on
• 26:11
  Speaker 1: social media for a lot of things I think YouTubers
• 26:13
  Speaker 1: try to do, like staying in one of these for
• 26:15
  Speaker 1: twenty four hours.
• 26:19
  Speaker 2: I know public is really popular. That's like East Coast.
• 26:21
  Speaker 2: I don't know about.
• 26:23
  Speaker 1: Maybe I don't even know if maybe these are let's
• 26:25
  Speaker 1: see here. Maybe they don't have one near you, guys,
• 26:28
  Speaker 1: I don't know. I'll give it to you. It's a Costco.
• 26:32
  Speaker 2: Oh.
• 26:33
  Speaker 1: I just assumed they were.
• 26:37
  Speaker 2: A gust their mind. They're trying to stay in at
• 26:39
  Speaker 2: twenty four so I thought they were open for twenty
• 26:40
  Speaker 2: four hours. So yeah, I got you.
• 26:42
  Speaker 1: Yeah, they were number fifteen Costco. I didn't I've never
• 26:44
  Speaker 1: really been to one, but apparently they have really good cookies.
• 26:47
  Speaker 2: Yeah, the double chocolate choke cooker.
• 26:51
  Speaker 1: Stupid?
• 26:53
  Speaker 2: Is that stuff blessed your guys? Is for you? Page
• 26:55
  Speaker 2: reletlessly as well.
• 26:57
  Speaker 1: No, a lot of time on there, so yep, the
• 27:01
  Speaker 1: phone heard me. It is it is there now, so
• 27:03
  Speaker 1: thank you A number fourteen missus Field shout out to
• 27:06
  Speaker 1: missus Field's cookies.
• 27:07
  Speaker 3: We thought missus Field's cookies were overrated.
• 27:09
  Speaker 2: Yeah, same a little dry. Yeah, Talca was just so weird.
• 27:14
  Speaker 1: It did have an artificial kind of taste, right, but
• 27:17
  Speaker 1: maybe we were so used to artificial chocolate that the
• 27:19
  Speaker 1: real chocolate taste weird. I knew. I grew up eating
• 27:23
  Speaker 1: instant mashed potatoes, and the first time I had real
• 27:25
  Speaker 1: mashed potatoes, I was like, the hell are these these
• 27:27
  Speaker 1: some tastes like mashed potatoes and these are real potatoes.
• 27:31
  Speaker 1: I'm like, what the ones that come or you just
• 27:33
  Speaker 1: dad water aren't.
• 27:34
  Speaker 2: Real with instant? Man, I love and I haven't had
• 27:38
  Speaker 2: instant in a while and everything, because now, like you know,
• 27:40
  Speaker 2: it was like eating, I'm like, I would it up.
• 27:43
  Speaker 2: Little little little uh bacon bits in there too, loaded
• 27:46
  Speaker 2: instantly bam mm hmm pecan shorties bro, those little keeler
• 27:53
  Speaker 2: ones too underrated. I woke up some short bread cookies
• 27:56
  Speaker 2: like nobody's business. Yeah, I want some of those now
• 28:00
  Speaker 2: to them.
• 28:00
  Speaker 1: That's kind of the same thing. Nila Vanila brand with
• 28:03
  Speaker 1: the yellow box.
• 28:05
  Speaker 2: No, no, those are wafer cookies.
• 28:07
  Speaker 1: I thought they had a couple of different brands, but
• 28:09
  Speaker 1: either way, I wasn't a fan of them. But they
• 28:11
  Speaker 1: were number nine on the list.
• 28:12
  Speaker 3: Do you know who gets nilla wafers? Children who are
• 28:15
  Speaker 3: younger than two, whose parents don't want to buy them oreos.
• 28:17
  Speaker 2: Like mm hmmm, two dollars a box in this economy.
• 28:20
  Speaker 1: I love it, I was gonna say, and youban.
• 28:24
  Speaker 2: Even like the strawberry chocolate and vanilla, like the wafer
• 28:29
  Speaker 2: cream cookies or whatever, like those are the remember those?
• 28:32
  Speaker 2: My grandma used to have those all the time, and
• 28:34
  Speaker 2: I'm always like, and there was always I don't know
• 28:36
  Speaker 2: which brand was better, but you can always tell right they.
• 28:39
  Speaker 1: Were like a little soft pre soft. Somebody wants anything
• 28:43
  Speaker 1: soft in their mouth, nothing.
• 28:48
  Speaker 2: That's too easy.
• 28:49
  Speaker 1: Can't number eleven on the list, and then we'll keep
• 28:52
  Speaker 1: moving on. Is Little Debbie? I was trying to think
• 28:54
  Speaker 1: what Little Debbie had for cookies. They were on there for.
• 28:58
  Speaker 2: The cream pie. Is it a cookie?
• 29:03
  Speaker 3: Is it though, there was a cream pie cookie before
• 29:05
  Speaker 3: you got here.
• 29:08
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean, according to the cookie bundle that you
• 29:12
  Speaker 1: can buy on shoplittledebbie dot com or whatever it is,
• 29:15
  Speaker 1: Star Crunch, Oatmeal, cream pies, fudge rounds, and chocolate chip.
• 29:18
  Speaker 1: So it's the two cookies with the cream in the middle.
• 29:21
  Speaker 1: That's their cookie bundle, guess because they're technically I guess
• 29:26
  Speaker 1: cookies with a layer and then another cookie.
• 29:29
  Speaker 2: Star Crunch, though fire.
• 29:32
  Speaker 1: The ice cream version not so good.
• 29:34
  Speaker 2: Oh, I haven't had that one.
• 29:36
  Speaker 1: I think we tried it when Little Debbies ice cream
• 29:39
  Speaker 1: finally hit, you know, the the wallfarts near us, like
• 29:42
  Speaker 1: five years later, so we got one of each. Didn't
• 29:45
  Speaker 1: love that one. Didn't love it.
• 29:47
  Speaker 2: I am I'm gonna have to keep probably muting here
• 29:50
  Speaker 2: it's hailing. Yikes.
• 29:55
  Speaker 1: This one, though, made me kind of remember things I
• 29:59
  Speaker 1: thought I forgot. Remember the Royal Dance cookies that came
• 30:03
  Speaker 1: in the blue tin that.
• 30:05
  Speaker 2: Oh are you talking about the sewing kit this?
• 30:09
  Speaker 1: Yes, that's what they were used for, right.
• 30:12
  Speaker 2: That was that was my grandma's sewing kid. That's there
• 30:14
  Speaker 2: was never any cookies in that. The CV of shit.
• 30:17
  Speaker 1: What an awful prank that, Yeah, but it was. Yeah,
• 30:20
  Speaker 1: that's the only thing I remember. There was always buttons
• 30:22
  Speaker 1: and batteries and sewing things. These right here, that's right,
• 30:26
  Speaker 1: that's number ten. Still to this day, I wouldn't have
• 30:28
  Speaker 1: guessed that.
• 30:29
  Speaker 3: One of my proudest videos of all time, Matt, you'll
• 30:31
  Speaker 3: get a kick out of this was you remember when
• 30:33
  Speaker 3: I did about three or years ago or so, the
• 30:35
  Speaker 3: cut Let's cut her open and see what's inside stuff? Yep, Well,
• 30:38
  Speaker 3: I had one of those. I was like, let's cut
• 30:40
  Speaker 3: her open and see what's inside. It could be buttons,
• 30:42
  Speaker 3: batteries open up in its cookies. I'm like, cookies. What
• 30:46
  Speaker 3: it was stupid, it was silly. What people didn't expect.
• 30:49
  Speaker 1: It was perfect, perfect, that's just I mean.
• 30:53
  Speaker 2: It was very rare to actually open it up and
• 30:54
  Speaker 2: actually see cookies in there. And there's some people that
• 30:56
  Speaker 2: always bring it to like work functions, and I'm like,
• 30:59
  Speaker 2: I don't mind if I do those little shortbread ones too.
• 31:02
  Speaker 1: They're pretty good. Alright, let's run this out. So they
• 31:06
  Speaker 1: were number ten famous Amos cookies or Amos however you
• 31:10
  Speaker 1: would say it, number eight good cookies, uh Nestle, number
• 31:16
  Speaker 1: seven may said Pepper's Farm. Then Keebler Pillsbury number four,
• 31:22
  Speaker 1: number three are the girl Scout cookies?
• 31:26
  Speaker 2: Wow? You know, whoever's listening to this is screaming in
• 31:29
  Speaker 2: their car the entire time, like you dumb, just screaming.
• 31:32
  Speaker 2: But it was like everybody cokaes, why do you not
• 31:35
  Speaker 2: say girls cot cookies? I mean you need to have
• 31:37
  Speaker 2: your own top ten and just the Girl Scout cookies itself.
• 31:39
  Speaker 2: You know do they have I don't know.
• 31:43
  Speaker 1: Probably by no. I mean, well, well, isn't it changed.
• 31:45
  Speaker 1: It's not just Girl Scouts, isn't it. Didn't they have
• 31:48
  Speaker 1: to change the name of it or something.
• 31:50
  Speaker 2: That boy Scouts boy Scouts now the boy Scouts or
• 31:55
  Speaker 2: whatever it's called. Now, if you guys are listening at
• 31:59
  Speaker 2: the at the founder or whatever marketing people, whatever, your
• 32:02
  Speaker 2: guys's popcorn is trash. I'm sorry. It is the most
• 32:05
  Speaker 2: disgusting popcorn I've ever put in my mouth ever. And
• 32:10
  Speaker 2: the fact that you have the audacity to charge twenty
• 32:13
  Speaker 2: two dollars for a small back of popcorn, you should
• 32:17
  Speaker 2: be ashamed of yourselves. There's the reason why kids are
• 32:20
  Speaker 2: getting nuts.
• 32:22
  Speaker 1: The Boy Scouts change their name Scouting America. That sounds
• 32:26
  Speaker 1: even more pedophilia or whatever the right word is. What
• 32:30
  Speaker 1: Scout America's youth.
• 32:31
  Speaker 2: They call them pdf files.
• 32:33
  Speaker 1: Now the youth now less cookie chips ahoy, number two
• 32:41
  Speaker 1: chips away.
• 32:41
  Speaker 3: Okay, so were you fa guys?
• 32:42
  Speaker 2: Fans?
• 32:43
  Speaker 3: You guys like chips ahoy?
• 32:45
  Speaker 1: They were purchased rarely in the house.
• 32:49
  Speaker 3: Cheap cookie is not the best. Yeah, But my question
• 32:52
  Speaker 3: would be is if you liked them, did you eat
• 32:54
  Speaker 3: the normal chips ahoy, the extra chunky chips ahoy or
• 32:57
  Speaker 3: the chewy chips away.
• 32:59
  Speaker 2: The chewiest crash. If you bring chewy in my house,
• 33:02
  Speaker 2: that's what my that's what the missus likes. She's like,
• 33:04
  Speaker 2: I got cookies, and I'm like, no, you didn't, No,
• 33:07
  Speaker 2: you didn't at all. Cookies are supposed to have a
• 33:09
  Speaker 2: little bit of a snap, yes, crunch, whatever you get it.
• 33:13
  Speaker 2: I don't want it to be it's like, oh you're
• 33:15
  Speaker 2: it's just so soft. That's why Pillsbury being like four
• 33:18
  Speaker 2: on this list absolutely absurd, Absolutely absurd. I would take
• 33:22
  Speaker 2: little w over them any day.
• 33:24
  Speaker 1: You got that iconic Pillsbury dough boy in the tube,
• 33:26
  Speaker 1: then you just scoop them on there. You can cook
• 33:28
  Speaker 1: them and let them cool. To get to that, if
• 33:30
  Speaker 1: you eat them fresh rate out, you know.
• 33:32
  Speaker 2: But the convenience of being able to just rip open
• 33:34
  Speaker 2: a package and having them right there. The only thing,
• 33:37
  Speaker 2: the only work you have to do is getting a
• 33:38
  Speaker 2: glass of milk. Okay, maybe a pre pepto because you
• 33:41
  Speaker 2: know you can be glued to the toilet right after.
• 33:47
  Speaker 1: Do the kids run your pepto before each meal?
• 33:50
  Speaker 2: So I get made fun of a lot too, just
• 33:52
  Speaker 2: because they'll just see me popping like an anti diary,
• 33:54
  Speaker 2: Like I get the great value anti diarrhea pills. So
• 33:58
  Speaker 2: I'm out with you is whoo And they're like, what
• 34:01
  Speaker 2: are you getting ready to eat? And I'm like, steak.
• 34:04
  Speaker 2: If we're getting ready to go on a car trip,
• 34:06
  Speaker 2: I'm like popping to of those bad yeah. And they're like,
• 34:10
  Speaker 2: why are you popping emodium before we go somewhere.
• 34:12
  Speaker 1: I'm like, I don't want to eat the way I
• 34:14
  Speaker 1: want to eat on the way. That was the same thing.
• 34:16
  Speaker 1: Instead of my parents bringing me to get diagnosed as
• 34:18
  Speaker 1: IBS as a kid, they were just like, oh, hey,
• 34:21
  Speaker 1: taking a road trip, here's two a your emodiums.
• 34:25
  Speaker 2: I'm like, this is my version of PEZ. I'm just
• 34:27
  Speaker 2: popping these and.
• 34:29
  Speaker 1: Worked for me. I don't know if I built up
• 34:30
  Speaker 1: an immunity to them, or just maybe IBS can't be
• 34:34
  Speaker 1: stopped with some emodium, because I'm telling you it was
• 34:38
  Speaker 1: more or less. I think the place will effect at
• 34:40
  Speaker 1: that point, because.
• 34:44
  Speaker 2: Mine is I would take like two beforehand, and then
• 34:46
  Speaker 2: like on the way over there, I'm like, I'm like, oh,
• 34:48
  Speaker 2: it's not working. They're popped two more and then it
• 34:51
  Speaker 2: like it suppresses a little bit. And then when we
• 34:53
  Speaker 2: get back from vacation, I'm like, it's been three days.
• 34:55
  Speaker 2: Normally I shit six times before we even get on
• 34:57
  Speaker 2: the podcast, and I'm sitting there going the last time,
• 35:01
  Speaker 2: I shit, like this isn't good, you know, And then
• 35:03
  Speaker 2: I have the first solid one that I've had in
• 35:05
  Speaker 2: like six months, and I'm.
• 35:06
  Speaker 1: Like what is this?
• 35:07
  Speaker 2: Like?
• 35:08
  Speaker 3: This is this?
• 35:09
  Speaker 2: What the fuck? I'm like, I can feel it's scratching
• 35:12
  Speaker 2: the inside of my buttthole. What is this? Like?
• 35:14
  Speaker 3: I made a huge mistake. I a didn't do my
• 35:18
  Speaker 3: morning ship this morning, and he ate a bunch of
• 35:21
  Speaker 3: cereal before we went on. So all this IBS talk
• 35:24
  Speaker 3: and my juts are just bubbling right now.
• 35:27
  Speaker 1: As as you been said in the Body Round podcast
• 35:29
  Speaker 1: last week, do you happen to be sitting on a
• 35:31
  Speaker 1: cigar right now, because I don't know if anybody watched this,
• 35:34
  Speaker 1: but there is a moment where Burley shits his pants
• 35:37
  Speaker 1: in the middle of the episode, and there was pure
• 35:39
  Speaker 1: panic and I specifically cut the cook because we do
• 35:42
  Speaker 1: the camera facing and for whatever reason, his reaction was
• 35:45
  Speaker 1: he shit and you oh God. And then his hands
• 35:48
  Speaker 1: went and he's like he was flying. And then he
• 35:52
  Speaker 1: takes the headphones off, sets him down, slides over and
• 35:55
  Speaker 1: awkwardly gets up and these guys him and him and Max,
• 35:58
  Speaker 1: they just can continue the conversation and he comes back
• 36:01
  Speaker 1: and he's just like, that's why we have the days fellows.
• 36:08
  Speaker 2: Like to attest coott And he's like, I went back. Yeah,
• 36:11
  Speaker 2: it's like his it was like it just went reverted
• 36:13
  Speaker 2: right back into his butt. You caught it early, man,
• 36:16
  Speaker 2: like you were messaging on there. You're like, I think
• 36:18
  Speaker 2: you were, like, No, he didn't.
• 36:21
  Speaker 1: I didn't know if he shot his pants or he
• 36:22
  Speaker 1: had a stroke or some one of his tisms like
• 36:24
  Speaker 1: was triggered. So he was happy because his hands just
• 36:26
  Speaker 1: started flapping. I'm like, what the hell is that. That's
• 36:29
  Speaker 1: a weird thing.
• 36:31
  Speaker 2: You just you never know with him, like you said,
• 36:32
  Speaker 2: like with his mental state and everything, like you just
• 36:34
  Speaker 2: he's like sometimes just like a seal when he sees
• 36:36
  Speaker 2: something extid. And the thing's too is the fact that
• 36:41
  Speaker 2: he has bombs or explosives usually go off around the
• 36:45
  Speaker 2: area too. True. It's not uncommon to see him like
• 36:48
  Speaker 2: duck underneath of his desk for some reason.
• 36:51
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's a weird thing. Shout out Texas. What did
• 36:57
  Speaker 1: what did? What did we? What did you have? You
• 37:00
  Speaker 1: said you had a side tangent Brandon, but you wanted
• 37:02
  Speaker 1: us to get some cookie talk in.
• 37:04
  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, what was that?
• 37:05
  Speaker 1: Do you remember?
• 37:06
  Speaker 3: Mine? Just completely solely focused on one thing right now? Oh?
• 37:09
  Speaker 1: Fair enough? Well speaking well if you want. I heard this,
• 37:12
  Speaker 1: and this isn't going to help you, but I heard
• 37:14
  Speaker 1: that Hardy's do you got you guysint Fans of Hardy's
• 37:16
  Speaker 1: do you have Hardies near you? That they were bringing
• 37:18
  Speaker 1: up that they're bringing back something for the holidays. It's
• 37:23
  Speaker 1: disappeared from the menu for twenty one years and apparently
• 37:27
  Speaker 1: they've listened to the police, They read the wish lists
• 37:30
  Speaker 1: and they're bringing one of its most popular treats back
• 37:34
  Speaker 1: and it's the Hardys Cinnamon and raisin biscuits.
• 37:38
  Speaker 3: Oh, I do remember, like it's been so long.
• 37:42
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't know if maybe they brought it back
• 37:44
  Speaker 1: last year as well, and then you know, it was
• 37:48
  Speaker 1: twenty one years they brought it back, so they're doing
• 37:49
  Speaker 1: it again this year. But yeah, that apparently they're going
• 37:51
  Speaker 1: to be back either again. Oh, we want cinnamon somebody.
• 37:55
  Speaker 1: There was apparently a Facebook group that was actually called
• 37:58
  Speaker 1: we want Cinnamon Raising Biscuits. Its permanently back at Hearty's
• 38:01
  Speaker 1: long name. I feel like they could have summed that
• 38:03
  Speaker 1: up little bit, but that was about it. This is
• 38:07
  Speaker 1: this is what they look like here. I haven't had one,
• 38:10
  Speaker 1: so I don't know if you guys have, but looks
• 38:13
  Speaker 1: pretty good.
• 38:14
  Speaker 2: Damn good.
• 38:15
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean I remember those bad boys. Those are decent.
• 38:18
  Speaker 3: They weren't the greatest because they could get dry out.
• 38:20
  Speaker 3: But if they were, they were fresh.
• 38:21
  Speaker 2: They were broke.
• 38:22
  Speaker 1: Mm hmmm.
• 38:23
  Speaker 2: While we are on Heartise and were giving them praise,
• 38:26
  Speaker 2: I gotta give them a little bit of praise as well.
• 38:28
  Speaker 2: They had I think two years ago it was fruit
• 38:30
  Speaker 2: Loop many donuts. These things were so good. I'm not
• 38:34
  Speaker 2: even a big fruit Loop fan, but I would smash
• 38:37
  Speaker 2: the feat of these now it's something that is on
• 38:39
  Speaker 2: their menu that's incredibly unhealthy, which is why I get
• 38:42
  Speaker 2: it a lot. Is the Monster biscuit. Have you seen that.
• 38:45
  Speaker 1: I've heard of it. I haven't had one, obviously.
• 38:48
  Speaker 2: It has bacon, sausage, ham, egg, cheese. This thing is
• 38:55
  Speaker 2: piled hogh, oh my god, it's so goddamn good. I'm
• 38:59
  Speaker 2: not even a fans, so I just take it off,
• 39:01
  Speaker 2: so I just go with all the meats on.
• 39:05
  Speaker 3: So that looks delicious and delightful. There's this I don't
• 39:10
  Speaker 3: do usually shout outs to businesses locally because I just don't,
• 39:15
  Speaker 3: but I believe in this business. It's called d Light
• 39:17
  Speaker 3: Donut here in town. He just opened. Shout out Booley.
• 39:21
  Speaker 1: They shut out.
• 39:23
  Speaker 3: They have the best donuts that I've ever had in
• 39:26
  Speaker 3: any town I've ever lived in. And I've been to Seattle,
• 39:28
  Speaker 3: I've been to Denver, I've been to Atlanta, Detroit, New York,
• 39:31
  Speaker 3: I've been to some places. Is the best donor I've
• 39:33
  Speaker 3: ever had. And then they have this breakfast sandwich that
• 39:37
  Speaker 3: is literally the most awesome, beautiful. Somehow it stays crunchy
• 39:41
  Speaker 3: but yet soft and chewy and flaky. The croissant with sausage,
• 39:45
  Speaker 3: egg and cheese and ham and bacon, and it's just
• 39:48
  Speaker 3: the best. But I had them take there. Did I
• 39:50
  Speaker 3: tell you about this guys their cronut which is a
• 39:53
  Speaker 3: croissant shaped into a square, because it's a big ass
• 39:58
  Speaker 3: croissant that they just cut into a square and then
• 40:00
  Speaker 3: they deep fry it like a donut and then they
• 40:03
  Speaker 3: glaze it like a glazed donut. I had them cut
• 40:06
  Speaker 3: that bitch in half because it's a croissant and making
• 40:09
  Speaker 3: a sandwich out of that. And I ate that thing
• 40:11
  Speaker 3: and I abought died, but it was so good.
• 40:14
  Speaker 2: I'm about to glaze this keyboard.
• 40:18
  Speaker 3: I'll send you a picture next time. Preglaze. Oh well,
• 40:22
  Speaker 3: you can set tributes.
• 40:24
  Speaker 2: Even the local people at Sonic they kind of give
• 40:26
  Speaker 2: me shit because I'll order a breakfast sandwich every time
• 40:28
  Speaker 2: and I go to the drive through. I'm like, hey,
• 40:30
  Speaker 2: can I get that uh that bacon, egg and cheese
• 40:34
  Speaker 2: like toaster sandwich, Remove the egg and can you add sausage?
• 40:37
  Speaker 2: And they're like, dude, yeah, I'm like, it's just it's
• 40:41
  Speaker 2: a breakfast bacon cheeseburger. And they're like that can't be
• 40:44
  Speaker 2: healthy for you. And I'm like I'm not. Do you
• 40:46
  Speaker 2: think I'm here because I'm health conscious. I'm gonna have
• 40:48
  Speaker 2: Sonic at breakfast, for Christ's sakes, I'm loaded up.
• 40:53
  Speaker 3: When you're eating so terribly that the twenty somethings that
• 40:55
  Speaker 3: Sonic are worried about your.
• 40:57
  Speaker 2: Health, well, I think it's just because of like how
• 41:00
  Speaker 2: frequently I'm just like, hey, third time this week? Yeah,
• 41:04
  Speaker 2: you had a special for free set of stakes. Can
• 41:06
  Speaker 2: you throw those in there as well?
• 41:08
  Speaker 1: Yep? They act? I went through them all and this
• 41:10
  Speaker 1: was this was the best one. Speaking apps, speaking of places,
• 41:15
  Speaker 1: speaking of maybe some cream filling. Do you guys see
• 41:18
  Speaker 1: what McDonald's is bringing back? We all do? I mean,
• 41:23
  Speaker 1: first off, are you guys fans of their pies? I mean,
• 41:26
  Speaker 1: who doesn't have.
• 41:27
  Speaker 3: A good strawberry strawberry cream cheese pie? Is delicious?
• 41:30
  Speaker 2: That my favorite?
• 41:31
  Speaker 1: The one that they're starting to pop up at select
• 41:34
  Speaker 1: restaurants nationwide. I didn't know that they were gone, but
• 41:38
  Speaker 1: I mean I'm not a one there, but yeah, this
• 41:39
  Speaker 1: was Fuck.
• 41:41
  Speaker 2: How much are they where you guys are at?
• 41:44
  Speaker 3: Well, let's look it up.
• 41:45
  Speaker 1: Twelve ninety nine.
• 41:47
  Speaker 2: What was it called to get?
• 41:48
  Speaker 1: It was strawberry cream pieberry You act like, you don't know,
• 41:54
  Speaker 1: you just wanted one was to say that again.
• 41:57
  Speaker 3: You can hop into his car and drive to McDonald's
• 41:59
  Speaker 3: this morning.
• 42:00
  Speaker 1: Hopefully there's no mouse.
• 42:02
  Speaker 2: The kids were talking about, like where A want to
• 42:04
  Speaker 2: go to the grocery store. I'm like, I hope they
• 42:05
  Speaker 2: left already so I could text him like, Hey, I
• 42:07
  Speaker 2: need just lean buy Sonic and McDonald's and maybe even
• 42:12
  Speaker 2: KFC if they're open, because I want some mashed potatoes
• 42:14
  Speaker 2: and fuck, I want everything. I'm hungry.
• 42:16
  Speaker 1: So for the pies for me, I got apple and
• 42:18
  Speaker 1: a pumpkin and cream pie.
• 42:19
  Speaker 3: Strawberry and cream pie dollar ninety nine.
• 42:22
  Speaker 2: She's I'm still loading up here because it says.
• 42:24
  Speaker 3: Now apple pies two twenty nine. How is it cheaper?
• 42:28
  Speaker 2: Thirty?
• 42:28
  Speaker 1: Apple pie for me is a dollar sixty nine and
• 42:30
  Speaker 1: get two of them for two sixty nine. I can
• 42:32
  Speaker 1: get an apple and pumpkin and cream pie for two
• 42:34
  Speaker 1: eighty nine, two pumpkin and cream pies for three twenty nine.
• 42:40
  Speaker 3: No, straight up two twenty nine for some apple pie.
• 42:42
  Speaker 3: That's a bullshit.
• 42:43
  Speaker 1: That's some bullshit. Yeah those are. And I don't even
• 42:45
  Speaker 1: have the strawberry cream ones. I only have pumpkin and apple.
• 42:48
  Speaker 2: So the apple pie for me is a dollar ninety
• 42:51
  Speaker 2: nine and the strawberry and cream pies a dollar eighty nine.
• 42:55
  Speaker 3: Fuck you guys, by both of you. Okay, So above that,
• 42:58
  Speaker 3: if you guys are in the sweet part of I
• 43:00
  Speaker 3: bet cookies, what what how much of your cookies cost?
• 43:05
  Speaker 3: And and what what is the tier?
• 43:08
  Speaker 1: Mine is one, three, and thirteen?
• 43:10
  Speaker 3: Okay?
• 43:11
  Speaker 2: Same same?
• 43:12
  Speaker 1: Ninety nine cents two nineteen six ninety nine.
• 43:16
  Speaker 2: Whoa, that's that's that's that's vastly different. That's your Your
• 43:20
  Speaker 2: thirteen is substantially higher, but your other ones are smaller.
• 43:23
  Speaker 3: So eighty nine cents for one, two nineteen for three,
• 43:26
  Speaker 3: and four eighty nine for thirteen.
• 43:28
  Speaker 2: Oh so that's yours is super cheap. So mine's a
• 43:32
  Speaker 2: dollar nineteen for one, two thirty nine for three, but
• 43:37
  Speaker 2: five dollars for thirteen.
• 43:39
  Speaker 3: This is I'm telling you guys, And this is not new.
• 43:43
  Speaker 3: There's no conspiracy because this is just the way it happens.
• 43:45
  Speaker 3: But since these apps have gone like big time, there
• 43:49
  Speaker 3: is you know, there is just so much that's going beyond.
• 43:52
  Speaker 3: There's not like some guy that's like calculating. They've got
• 43:55
  Speaker 3: algorithms and AI to know when to switch it, how
• 43:57
  Speaker 3: to switch it? People in north west Missouri really love
• 44:01
  Speaker 3: it this time of year, so we can extend it
• 44:03
  Speaker 3: by nineteen cents, Like you know that kind of shit's happened.
• 44:06
  Speaker 2: They have a nasty algorithm for that shit for sure,
• 44:09
  Speaker 2: and they know too like this, I have to turn
• 44:12
  Speaker 2: off the push notifications because if not, Arby's gets me
• 44:15
  Speaker 2: every time they're like, hey, you want a double roastby
• 44:17
  Speaker 2: Sandwich combo meal for seven ninety nine, And I'm like, fuck,
• 44:21
  Speaker 2: yes I do. I'll see him twenty.
• 44:25
  Speaker 3: I can't wait till we can like change the way Matt,
• 44:28
  Speaker 3: you know, like you can like do you hear about
• 44:30
  Speaker 3: this AI that that shortens texts for you and it'll
• 44:33
  Speaker 3: tell you like there was this one like guy got
• 44:36
  Speaker 3: a text from his girlfriend broke up with him. It
• 44:37
  Speaker 3: was like three pages and it was like girl broke
• 44:40
  Speaker 3: up once belongings back. I can't wait for that type
• 44:44
  Speaker 3: of thing to be said to where like you can
• 44:46
  Speaker 3: change the way that it comes through to speak to
• 44:48
  Speaker 3: you in a like assultry, like the meaning manner, like hey,
• 44:51
  Speaker 3: fat boy, you want this friend tip.
• 44:55
  Speaker 2: Dollars lock friend tip sounds good too. I'm hungry eat damn.
• 45:02
  Speaker 1: This is the last thing that I went that I
• 45:03
  Speaker 1: had at least that I wanted to talk about, and
• 45:05
  Speaker 1: it's food related. But I saw this. It was like
• 45:09
  Speaker 1: an ad or something sponsored where Resee's in the Hershey
• 45:12
  Speaker 1: people over there hersheyland dot com or shot dot Hershey
• 45:14
  Speaker 1: dot com where they put out a reses or Reseas
• 45:18
  Speaker 1: deconstructed peanut butter cup kit. Did you guys see these
• 45:21
  Speaker 1: or hear these? They were a limited editions. They were
• 45:23
  Speaker 1: going on sale like the day after Halloween or something
• 45:27
  Speaker 1: like that, or the second of November. Obviously this is
• 45:29
  Speaker 1: you know what, the seventh, so they're probably sold out.
• 45:33
  Speaker 1: Hopefully they aren't. But it was a deconstructed so more
• 45:37
  Speaker 1: or less, you build your own giant Reseas cup.
• 45:42
  Speaker 2: No, get out of here, fucking in this bullshit Bucks, though,
• 45:47
  Speaker 2: get the fuck out. I thought you were talking about
• 45:48
  Speaker 2: little mini ones like I would have spent five bucks.
• 45:53
  Speaker 2: Gas stations are just absolutely obliterating my fucking butthole. When
• 45:58
  Speaker 2: it comes to buying shit, I'm like, you know what's that?
• 46:00
  Speaker 2: That's good? Some Reese's pieces and maybe a Gatorade and
• 46:03
  Speaker 2: they're like, all right, seven fifty, You're like, get the
• 46:07
  Speaker 2: I'm You're got it. So that's why I'm like, well, now,
• 46:09
  Speaker 2: do I want to go to the gas station and
• 46:10
  Speaker 2: just get the small two little items that I thought
• 46:12
  Speaker 2: was gonna cost me nothing? Or do I want to
• 46:14
  Speaker 2: hit up the McDonald's app now and get to buy one?
• 46:16
  Speaker 2: Get one?
• 46:17
  Speaker 3: Fucking here's gas station. Get you. They're like two for
• 46:21
  Speaker 3: two hot dogs. Fat boy.
• 46:26
  Speaker 2: See I'm a sucker for a good deal too, And
• 46:28
  Speaker 2: I'm like, I'm always seeing the prices and stuff, so
• 46:30
  Speaker 2: I'll just go in there. I'm like, all right, I
• 46:31
  Speaker 2: just want to sprite, or I just want a gate orade,
• 46:33
  Speaker 2: just want the one little drink. If you get three,
• 46:35
  Speaker 2: it's the same price as too. Son of a.
• 46:37
  Speaker 1: Bitch, you gotta do it. I forgot to this Halloween.
• 46:41
  Speaker 1: I forgot to buy stuff because I only get really,
• 46:43
  Speaker 1: you know, two maybe tricker treaters. And it's family. So
• 46:47
  Speaker 1: we get done soccer game, we go grab something to
• 46:49
  Speaker 1: eat at the old dairy queen. I'm like, son of
• 46:52
  Speaker 1: a bitch, I forgot to go. So I popped into
• 46:53
  Speaker 1: a local gas station. What a mistake. It was like
• 46:57
  Speaker 1: three dollars for a chocolate bar, so I know I
• 46:59
  Speaker 1: spending like thirty dollars on Halloween when I could have
• 47:01
  Speaker 1: got a big bag of some shit.
• 47:04
  Speaker 2: Oh my, But that's that's what you get. I hate
• 47:07
  Speaker 2: running into the gas station beforehand, just for snacks and
• 47:09
  Speaker 2: drinks before the fucking game. And then you're like, we
• 47:11
  Speaker 2: could have got three fucking pizzas for the price that
• 47:14
  Speaker 2: we just spent in this goddamn place.
• 47:15
  Speaker 1: Yep. So we were at we were at said game,
• 47:17
  Speaker 1: and the youngest and the wife were like, maybe a
• 47:20
  Speaker 1: half time we' we get to snap. I was like,
• 47:21
  Speaker 1: all right, cool. So we go in there and it
• 47:22
  Speaker 1: supports the local high school that was hosting you know,
• 47:24
  Speaker 1: the Final four or whatever. So wife wanted popcorn, so
• 47:29
  Speaker 1: we get popcorn. Youngest wanted Cheetos and reces something all right,
• 47:34
  Speaker 1: and it came out of a giant and it was
• 47:36
  Speaker 1: a five pack. All right, get a bottle of water
• 47:39
  Speaker 1: and what else? Did we get? Four suckers? So you
• 47:43
  Speaker 1: had four of the TUTSI pops, bottle of water, popcorn,
• 47:47
  Speaker 1: re seas, and a bag of cheetos. You have eighteen
• 47:53
  Speaker 1: bucks five dollars. I was like, what, like, yeah, five
• 47:59
  Speaker 1: bucks and I'm looking at really look at the price,
• 48:00
  Speaker 1: and I was like, oh, Okay, then well you guys
• 48:02
  Speaker 1: are losing money. Yeah, holy shit, that's not fucking Yeah.
• 48:07
  Speaker 2: You said five pack, and I'm like, that would have
• 48:09
  Speaker 2: been fucking They.
• 48:10
  Speaker 1: Churched two bucks for the candy. It was a dollar
• 48:12
  Speaker 1: for the water. I think it was like, what's that.
• 48:15
  Speaker 1: It was like a dollar maybe two, and it was
• 48:16
  Speaker 1: a full bag of popcorn like you would buy throw
• 48:19
  Speaker 1: it in the microwave with a full brown bag. And
• 48:22
  Speaker 1: I was like in the court and the Tutsi pops
• 48:24
  Speaker 1: were a quarter apiece because it was she was like
• 48:27
  Speaker 1: four dollars. So I'm like, let's get four of the suckers.
• 48:29
  Speaker 1: Let's make it easy. Math I got a twenty and
• 48:31
  Speaker 1: they're like, thank you five dollars. Like holy shit, I've
• 48:35
  Speaker 1: been saying.
• 48:36
  Speaker 3: I know you guys probably have one of these memories too,
• 48:38
  Speaker 3: But I remember being ten years old and it was
• 48:41
  Speaker 3: a Saturday or a Sunday, and we would always walk
• 48:44
  Speaker 3: up to Mike's Corner store and we would take three
• 48:48
  Speaker 3: dollars and ten cents or whatever fucking money and change
• 48:51
  Speaker 3: we had, and we would go in there, and you
• 48:53
  Speaker 3: can get a soda for a quarter, and you could
• 48:56
  Speaker 3: get fucking candy bars for a quarter or you know,
• 49:01
  Speaker 3: so we would come back with a whole day's worth
• 49:03
  Speaker 3: of candy basically, and goodies and snacks and fucking snack
• 49:06
  Speaker 3: cakes for three dollars and twelve cents. Like it's not
• 49:11
  Speaker 3: about the price, and back at my day, it was
• 49:14
  Speaker 3: just the idea that, holy shit, man, we were living
• 49:17
  Speaker 3: like kings.
• 49:19
  Speaker 2: I tried to explain to my kids that same scenario
• 49:22
  Speaker 2: because we were watching Sandlot and they all had to
• 49:24
  Speaker 2: like scrounge for ninety eight cents to get the baseball,
• 49:26
  Speaker 2: you know, and I was like, you know, back in mind,
• 49:30
  Speaker 2: I was like, you're the ice cream truck when it
• 49:32
  Speaker 2: would come through town or whatever. If you had like
• 49:34
  Speaker 2: fifty cents, you just you know, look in couch cushions,
• 49:37
  Speaker 2: whatever you could find, or just like the cool thing
• 49:41
  Speaker 2: was just the pot machine that was nearby. You're like, oh,
• 49:43
  Speaker 2: I'm gonna go get me a cherry coke. And I
• 49:45
  Speaker 2: tried to explain this to my kid. The cherry coke
• 49:48
  Speaker 2: tastes different back in the nineties. I don't know if
• 49:50
  Speaker 2: you remember the red and black spiderweb looking like can
• 49:53
  Speaker 2: of cherry coke. That was when it tasted. It's best,
• 49:58
  Speaker 2: so fun getting good and they're like, use people to
• 50:02
  Speaker 2: get a candice like pop or soda for a quarter.
• 50:04
  Speaker 2: I'm like, it wasn't great value. This isn't Mountain Lightning,
• 50:08
  Speaker 2: This isn't doctor Thunder, which is now fucking seventy five
• 50:11
  Speaker 2: cents a can.
• 50:12
  Speaker 3: No, this was the prime shit. You remember when I
• 50:14
  Speaker 3: was twenty four packs were like six bucks yeah, four
• 50:18
  Speaker 3: nine yeah, yeah, yeah, and then even and you're like, wow,
• 50:22
  Speaker 3: that's a lot of money.
• 50:24
  Speaker 2: Yeah, and that's what. So now I have a If
• 50:26
  Speaker 2: you have a large household and they all drink different things,
• 50:28
  Speaker 2: it is a fucking bit. So now I'm like, we're
• 50:31
  Speaker 2: getting water, tea, lemonade and shit that you can mix.
• 50:33
  Speaker 2: I'm like, if you want soda, get it somewhere else.
• 50:36
  Speaker 3: Yeah, And it's not my bottle that I've been just
• 50:38
  Speaker 3: making tea in.
• 50:39
  Speaker 2: And this isn't it's It could be anywhere from fifteen
• 50:43
  Speaker 2: to eighteen dollars for a twenty four pack of like Sprite,
• 50:48
  Speaker 2: dr Pepper, mount any of that shit. That's insane.
• 50:52
  Speaker 1: And back in the day too, you could go down
• 50:54
  Speaker 1: with that money and buy the parents some smokes, maybe
• 50:58
  Speaker 1: a six pack of beer, keep them whenever you got
• 51:00
  Speaker 1: for change, you can keep it by yourself, some chips
• 51:02
  Speaker 1: and candy, and you imagine sending your kids down now
• 51:05
  Speaker 1: to get your grab your beer, your smokes.
• 51:08
  Speaker 2: Lottery tickets. I was taking lottery tickets when I was
• 51:10
  Speaker 2: like nine.
• 51:11
  Speaker 1: Yep. Granted was that when you were still into Vegas.
• 51:17
  Speaker 2: No, so that was visiting back here even Yeah. So
• 51:19
  Speaker 2: now in Vegas it was different too, because you would
• 51:22
  Speaker 2: be able to walk the casino floors because they'd arcades
• 51:25
  Speaker 2: in their restaurants in there, all that good stuff, so
• 51:27
  Speaker 2: it'd be nothing. I'm just sitting there next to my
• 51:29
  Speaker 2: mom on a casino or at one of the slot machines,
• 51:31
  Speaker 2: just talking to her while she's cheeking to ching. Nowadays
• 51:34
  Speaker 2: you can't. You can't sit there. You can't have your
• 51:35
  Speaker 2: kids on the floor.
• 51:36
  Speaker 1: Hey, take take ahead of this cigarette for a lot kid.
• 51:40
  Speaker 2: Oh, I'm surprised I didn't have secondhand smoke shit going
• 51:43
  Speaker 2: on when I was like four or five walking by
• 51:47
  Speaker 2: all right. I love me a good cocktail waitress. When
• 51:50
  Speaker 2: they used to dress so slutty back of the day there,
• 51:53
  Speaker 2: I'm like, I'm like four or five, just walking. I'm like, oh, hi, hi,
• 51:57
  Speaker 2: do you want to be another one of my Mom's
• 52:00
  Speaker 2: like like, look at.
• 52:01
  Speaker 1: You, Hi, are we going to the casino today? Is
• 52:05
  Speaker 1: he Sandy?
• 52:06
  Speaker 2: That's it? She even had a friend named Sandy over there.
• 52:08
  Speaker 2: That was wild.
• 52:09
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 52:10
  Speaker 2: But she'd always be like, any wanna come to work?
• 52:11
  Speaker 2: And I'm like yeah, And then the people that work
• 52:13
  Speaker 2: the restaurant would always be, uh. They're always like, oh, hey, boys,
• 52:16
  Speaker 2: you're here. Here's some cokes, here's a sandwich, you know,
• 52:19
  Speaker 2: and then they would give us free tokens for the arcade.
• 52:21
  Speaker 2: Fucking wild time. Who needed a babysitter when you had
• 52:25
  Speaker 2: thirty casino employees taking care of you?
• 52:28
  Speaker 1: We better wrap this up. Brandon's doing the dance, He's gotta.
• 52:32
  Speaker 3: Trying to try to sit back and like, Nope, can't
• 52:34
  Speaker 3: do that.
• 52:35
  Speaker 1: We can't have two people poop their pants on the show. So, uh, that's.
• 52:39
  Speaker 2: Good touching cotton.
• 52:40
  Speaker 1: Yeah, hopefully you're wearing some shyness tea underwear. If not,
• 52:44
  Speaker 1: then you guys can go buy a new pair if
• 52:47
  Speaker 1: you happen to do that. They got a sweet subscription thing,
• 52:49
  Speaker 1: five bucks for the ball hammocks makes the balls look better,
• 52:51
  Speaker 1: and they got some cool ones. I'm wearing ones now.
• 52:53
  Speaker 1: I'm not going to show you maybe backstage. They look
• 52:56
  Speaker 1: exactly like you're wearing Daisy Duke shorts. They are pretty
• 53:01
  Speaker 1: sweet in their Shinessanderard and I heard of use code
• 53:04
  Speaker 1: Beard fifteen. You're gonna save yourself a bunch of money.
• 53:07
  Speaker 1: And they got this cool hat like I'm rocking right now.
• 53:10
  Speaker 1: Go check out our friends at Fixed Vodka, Verma Flannel Copper,
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  Speaker 1: John's Yellow Hammock, the Visit, the fucking nuts and all
• 53:16
  Speaker 1: of them. Links of description Youban, Brandon, thank you enough
• 53:20
  Speaker 1: as always, anybody that's listening. We're gonna get them out
• 53:22
  Speaker 1: of here so Brandon can poop, you Bean can eat,
• 53:24
  Speaker 1: we can enjoy our day. So thanks everybody. We'll see
• 53:27
  Speaker 1: you next week. Okay, bye bye.
• 53:31
  Speaker 3: Up Tie, it's gonna be you're tiving deep into your fits.
• 53:37
  Speaker 3: Were secret sides, the left.
• 53:40
  Speaker 2: Overs on this side from the oldies.
• 53:42
  Speaker 3: Sandwiches, Tain't sent Yo p Jausty