Latest / The Mark Simone Show / Mark interviews WOR weeknight host Jimmy Failla.
Transcript
- 0:00Speaker 1: Seven ten WRS. Mark Simone Show continues.
- 0:05Speaker 2: Now, well, it's a great new show on WOR every
- 0:10Speaker 2: night nine o'clock, every weeknight nine to midnight. It's Jimmy Fayla,
- 0:13Speaker 2: of course, you know from Fox News and one of
- 0:16Speaker 2: the great comedians and talk show hosts. Jimmy Fayla every
- 0:19Speaker 2: night at nine, seven to ten WOR. He also does
- 0:22Speaker 2: the best late night show Saturday nights on the Fox
- 0:25Speaker 2: News channel ten o'clock, best monologue in TV Saturday nights
- 0:29Speaker 2: at ten Jimmy Fayla, How you doing.
- 0:33Speaker 3: I'm laughing. I was just watching this video, mom Donnie
- 0:37Speaker 3: with the Starbucks protest.
- 0:38Speaker 2: Did you see this?
- 0:41Speaker 3: But I'm like Starbucks workers have such a hard time
- 0:44Speaker 3: spelling everybody's name on the cup as it is. Now,
- 0:47Speaker 3: you got to bring in a zoron, Mom Donnie on
- 0:49Speaker 3: the side of that cup. He probably got we got
- 0:52Speaker 3: a coffee for Zoolander.
- 0:55Speaker 2: Has any idea, Hey, if you're a socialist, why should
- 0:58Speaker 2: you help a place that charges eighteen dollars for a
- 0:59Speaker 2: cap by coffee?
- 1:01Speaker 3: Amen? Well, that's the best part of that protest too,
- 1:04Speaker 3: is he's they're talking about the working man. He probably
- 1:06Speaker 3: demanded an appearance fee.
- 1:09Speaker 2: But he should be. Uh, I mean, that's the most
- 1:13Speaker 2: disgusting you talking about affordability. The greatest violator is Starbucks.
- 1:17Speaker 3: But of course, but remember this, he's he's not worried
- 1:21Speaker 3: about affordability. The city council just voted to give himself
- 1:23Speaker 3: a sixteen percent raise, So it's more a voice's already
- 1:28Speaker 3: more affordable. He hasn't even gotten sworn in yet, he's
- 1:30Speaker 3: already made life more affordable.
- 1:34Speaker 2: Hey, these the drug boats. Don't you feel sorry for
- 1:38Speaker 2: the poor drug boats? They're getting bombed like crazy. Why
- 1:41Speaker 2: that's just terrible.
- 1:42Speaker 3: Isn't it. It's my favorite thing in the world. The
- 1:45Speaker 3: Democrats are yelling at you that you gotta feel bad
- 1:47Speaker 3: for this, and I gotta tell you, man, someday they're
- 1:50Speaker 3: going to have an intervention, Like, you know, if you
- 1:52Speaker 3: drink too much, your family's like, hey, you know, we
- 1:54Speaker 3: knew you were out of control when you did this
- 1:56Speaker 3: at the wedding. Okay, someday there's going to be an
- 1:59Speaker 3: intervention for the day Democrats. I think it'll be like
- 2:01Speaker 3: they're gonna play the video we knew you were out
- 2:03Speaker 3: of control when you went on TV and said leave
- 2:05Speaker 3: these poor Narco terrorists below. Did you see the one
- 2:08Speaker 3: lunatic on MSNBC's like they're just trying to make a living.
- 2:13Speaker 3: What it's bananas, and like there will have to be
- 2:18Speaker 3: an intervention at some point because this is not a
- 2:20Speaker 3: sustainable this is not a real political party at this point.
- 2:24Speaker 2: Yeah, you know, this Trump derangement syndrome, it's so real.
- 2:27Speaker 2: The psychologist Jonathan Alpert wrote about it, how real it is.
- 2:30Speaker 2: Then he gets death threats all over the place. Now
- 2:33Speaker 2: he writes another coup. So you just proved my point.
- 2:35Speaker 2: You just proved that's an actual derangement syndrome. Will it
- 2:38Speaker 2: ever end?
- 2:41Speaker 3: No? And that's my favorite thing about right now, you know,
- 2:44Speaker 3: is that we're living in this like it's like a
- 2:47Speaker 3: hamster wheel of stupid Because what the reason I specifically
- 2:50Speaker 3: a hamster wheel is we come back around like you
- 2:54Speaker 3: knoww like two weeks ago, it was like release the
- 2:55Speaker 3: Epstein files, and then he released them and they're like, ah,
- 2:58Speaker 3: heck that was But then this boat thing happened and
- 3:02Speaker 3: they're like, oh, they shouldn't have shot that guy. But
- 3:04Speaker 3: now that went away. ABC said they were in the right.
- 3:07Speaker 3: So now the hamster wheel is going to probably come
- 3:09Speaker 3: back around to either the Epstein's or I don't know,
- 3:11Speaker 3: some with Russia. Rachel Maddow was talking about Russia last night.
- 3:14Speaker 3: I'm not kidding. She was on Colbert. She's like, yeah,
- 3:18Speaker 3: Russia's running. I'm like, these people aren't even trying anymore.
- 3:21Speaker 3: You know, we always get mad at Hollywood because we're like,
- 3:23Speaker 3: they never make original movies. It's just another X Men. Okay, well,
- 3:27Speaker 3: the Democrats are basically doing the same thing, except they
- 3:30Speaker 3: are literally the party of X Men.
- 3:34Speaker 2: Now on Saturday nights, you do the best late night show.
- 3:36Speaker 2: It's the funniest monologue and it's fun, it's funny, you laugh.
- 3:43Speaker 2: It's a great thing at late night. What the hell?
- 3:45Speaker 3: What? Right?
- 3:46Speaker 2: Before we get a bet? Who was to watch? Rachel
- 3:48Speaker 2: Maddow and Stephen Colbert try to rally you up? How
- 3:52Speaker 2: is that late night entertainment?
- 3:54Speaker 3: And it's confusing because you can't tell who's.
- 3:56Speaker 1: Who, which one, Which was the MSFC and which was
- 4:04Speaker 1: the CVS. I'm confused here, and that's all the same
- 4:08Speaker 1: dumb stuff. And like you said, you make a good point.
- 4:11Speaker 3: This is what you're watching before you go to bed.
- 4:15Speaker 3: Who wants to go to bed with the Russians? Took
- 4:18Speaker 3: over the government. The sleep tight kids, you know, and
- 4:23Speaker 3: that is I mean it. It's where he's failing the country.
- 4:26Speaker 3: I said this after the election when Jimmy Kimmel cried
- 4:29Speaker 3: after Trump won the election. As a comedian, that was
- 4:33Speaker 3: the most offensive thing I've ever seen, because we have
- 4:36Speaker 3: one job, which is to make you laugh. He did
- 4:38Speaker 3: the opposite of our job. Instead of bringing joy, he
- 4:41Speaker 3: literally cried. And I said this at the time. I'm like,
- 4:44Speaker 3: imagine you went to splash dancers and every time a
- 4:47Speaker 3: new song came on, the girl put on another layer
- 4:49Speaker 3: of cloth. Okay, you're doing the opposite of the job.
- 4:53Speaker 3: Jimmy Kimmel is comedian, Dough is a reverse stripper, and
- 4:57Speaker 3: Albert is right there with him.
- 5:00Speaker 2: Yeah, Colbert Rachel matter, You're right. What is it about
- 5:02Speaker 2: these androgenosts looking people with glasses that the left gloves.
- 5:06Speaker 2: It's a real phenomenon, that is the thing. It's those
- 5:10Speaker 2: it's those glasses.
- 5:11Speaker 3: You know. Trump has a maga hat. The Democrats have
- 5:14Speaker 3: those black glasses. It's a thing. And if you can't
- 5:17Speaker 3: afford the black glasses, you wear a mask when you're
- 5:19Speaker 3: driving your car alone. I'm out of Theresaeld County. I'm
- 5:24Speaker 3: withing up the Sagda Coast Parkway, so I'm probably in
- 5:27Speaker 3: Suffolk by the time I get there, but I took
- 5:28Speaker 3: the Southern State out. The other day, woman next to
- 5:30Speaker 3: me comes flying up north on the sag She's got
- 5:33Speaker 3: a mask on in her subaru, and my wife goes,
- 5:36Speaker 3: I wonder who she voted for? And I laughed so
- 5:39Speaker 3: hard I almost drove off the road.
- 5:41Speaker 2: You don't see a lot of that in Long Island, though,
- 5:42Speaker 2: they tend to be more sensible to people in Long Island.
- 5:45Speaker 3: Are people are people? But she was probably she was
- 5:48Speaker 3: a Sunday, so she probably came out from the Upper
- 5:50Speaker 3: West Side when tobym heading out to a Hanton.
- 5:53Speaker 2: Yeah, why how come the Upper West side of pest?
- 5:56Speaker 2: They're all little old ladies? Why are these little old
- 5:59Speaker 2: ladies so Trump deranged? What is it about being a
- 6:02Speaker 2: little old lady?
- 6:04Speaker 3: I know that's like a it's a thing man, And
- 6:07Speaker 3: I don't It doesn't make sense to me because he's
- 6:09Speaker 3: like pro police, anti migrant crime. And if you're a
- 6:13Speaker 3: little old lady, you know that's probably a good policy
- 6:16Speaker 3: for you. You know. I don't think anybody wants to
- 6:19Speaker 3: do it yourself police force. But you know you read
- 6:22Speaker 3: those reports about Mom Donnie and that unit that's already
- 6:25Speaker 3: been established where they show up with the social worker again.
- 6:29Speaker 3: You know this when the when the game is on
- 6:32Speaker 3: the line, you're calling the boys in blue, not the
- 6:35Speaker 3: weirdos with the blue hair. You know, you want cops.
- 6:38Speaker 3: So if I'm one of those little old ladies, I'd
- 6:40Speaker 3: have my maga hat on. Yeah.
- 6:42Speaker 2: He speaking of Democrats defending anything, what are they now
- 6:45Speaker 2: defending these Somali crooks that rob two billion? Will they
- 6:48Speaker 2: defend this too? That's my favorite thing in the world.
- 6:53Speaker 2: And they're like, we're not going to sit here and
- 6:56Speaker 2: have you. I think the term is otherise. We're other
- 6:59Speaker 2: rising something people.
- 7:01Speaker 3: I mean, no, no, no, the money's gone. This is not
- 7:03Speaker 3: about the color of their skin. It's a but the
- 7:05Speaker 3: color of the money, okay, because they ripped off other
- 7:08Speaker 3: people who have that color skin, just the same, who
- 7:11Speaker 3: might otherwise have been the recipients of that money. And
- 7:14Speaker 3: what's crazy about it is the story they tell. They like,
- 7:17Speaker 3: these people migrated here fleeing a civil war. Forty percent
- 7:21Speaker 3: of the money is actually in Somalia, It's not even here,
- 7:24Speaker 3: So They didn't even bother to like take the flight
- 7:27Speaker 3: or sail over on a boat and get some Fugesi passport.
- 7:31Speaker 3: These guys are literally just getting the money in the
- 7:34Speaker 3: mail like they ordered. Instead of ten CDs for a penny,
- 7:36Speaker 3: you get ten thousand dollars for a democrat.
- 7:40Speaker 2: I hete you should listen to Jimmy Fayala. He does
- 7:42Speaker 2: a great show here on WOR every night nine to midnute.
- 7:46Speaker 2: Excellent show. What do you have tonight on the show?
- 7:49Speaker 3: Oh, it's a hot one. Lara Trump is on presidential
- 7:52Speaker 3: daughter in law and Byron Donald's man who says he's
- 7:55Speaker 3: going to be the next governor of Florida. He's got
- 7:57Speaker 3: to get through me first in this interview, so we'll see.
- 7:59Speaker 2: How Uh Yeah, Ron DeSantis not the most exciting guy
- 8:03Speaker 2: in the world, but he was a great governor. And
- 8:06Speaker 2: Byron Donalds. I think Brian Donalds would be great, right,
- 8:09Speaker 2: he'd continue everything to Santus.
- 8:10Speaker 3: Did you know we had better be because he's on
- 8:12Speaker 3: my show like once a week and I'm gonna look terrible.
- 8:14Speaker 3: If he's okay, he's got to step it up.
- 8:19Speaker 2: And the next person to get elected from the Trump family,
- 8:23Speaker 2: Baron Laura, who do you think.
- 8:27Speaker 3: Well, you know, it's funny like Larry didn't run in
- 8:29Speaker 3: North Carolina because I guess she doesn't really live there,
- 8:32Speaker 3: and you know, getting you know, thought about the Florida thing,
- 8:35Speaker 3: but she's back and forth. I would think it was
- 8:37Speaker 3: her because she was an R and C chairperson and
- 8:41Speaker 3: she you know, they all have chops, the kids all
- 8:43Speaker 3: have chops in their own way. Eric runs the businesses
- 8:45Speaker 3: Don Junior's Eric runs the businesses Don Junior runs his mouth.
- 8:49Speaker 3: I'm not saying that in the disparaging way. He's a
- 8:51Speaker 3: lot like his dad. He's very pugnacious, he's very out there.
- 8:54Speaker 3: I don't know Baron's deal. But here is one keynote. Okay,
- 8:58Speaker 3: in the presidential election, the taller candidate has won about
- 9:02Speaker 3: ninety percent of the elections in our nation. Darren Trump
- 9:05Speaker 3: is six foot nine, so if he can get himself
- 9:08Speaker 3: a nomination, he's probably gonna win.
- 9:10Speaker 2: Yeah, you're gonna have to get some basketball player to
- 9:13Speaker 2: run against it. That it's your only hope if you're
- 9:14Speaker 2: a Democrat.
- 9:15Speaker 3: So the Democrats are going to elect a women's basketball player.
- 9:20Speaker 3: But it looks like Lebron James for some reason, Lebronda promo.
- 9:24Speaker 2: Laura Trump, you gave her a show on Fox and
- 9:26Speaker 2: it's doing well. I think she's started to realize it's
- 9:29Speaker 2: a lot more fun doing TV than running for her
- 9:30Speaker 2: office and getting killed.
- 9:32Speaker 3: It's sure she'd rather be the lead in for Jimmy
- 9:34Speaker 3: Faylo than Mitch McConnell. Good point.
- 9:38Speaker 2: Actually, that's a great lineup. Saturday Night is Lara Trump,
- 9:41Speaker 2: but at ten o'clock Jimmy Fayla. It's the best late
- 9:44Speaker 2: night showing TV. Make sure you watch that Fox News
- 9:46Speaker 2: channel and make sure you're listening tonight every weeknight, he's
- 9:49Speaker 2: on w o R with a great show nine to
- 9:52Speaker 2: midnight tonight and every weeknight. Jimmy Fayla, thanks for being
- 9:56Speaker 2: with us. Get the best, buddy, Take care, take care, Hey, no, forget. Yeah,
- 10:01Speaker 2: it's great nine to midnight, don't forget. Buck and Clay
- 10:04Speaker 2: follow me at noon. They'll be here right after this
- 10:07Speaker 2: show on seven ten wor