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Show #162 Regular BFYTW · Because Fuck You That's Why Podcast

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Because Fuck You That's Why is a founding member of the Odd Pods Media Network.
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Hello, and welcome to episode one sixty two of Because Fuck You That's
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Why. One hundred and sixty two episodes. It's crazy, that's nuts.
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It's crazy. Every time I think about it, I'm like, we've just
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put out so much brilliant content and I'm not like tooting my own horn,
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but I kind of am because I like the way you wake, because I
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was gonna go to the other route like I normally do, but so much
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dumb sh right, But it's all been so funny, and uh, I
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legitimately enjoy the shit out of it. We just got a regular show for
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you special guest today. It's just gonna be me and these two idiots doing
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what we usually do, which is playing games. This is a panel show
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inspired podcast. We're gonna play three games. Whichever player at the end of
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the game has the most points wins, uh and wins a brand new car.
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God, yes, I need one. I don't have one. Yeah,
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this is a very special episode. Are we actually winning it for a
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charity? Uh? It is? It is for a charity. Oh,
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okay, you know, I'm don't know about char it is for It is
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for the get you in a new car charity. Oh oh, which is
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a delightful charities charity. It's it's really important. It helps out the errands
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of the world. Okay, yeah, I don't know how about So just
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to you know, do this. I appreciate you putting forth your best effort
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to win this whichever if it wins it, it is really appreciated. Um,
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one of us gonna win you that car. Man, you got this
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ship, seeing you the cart. This a second charity, Okay, it's
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charity. Uh anyway, Uh no, I'm kidding. The real prize is
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a signed copy of my first novel coming out hopefully within a couple of months.
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Oh no shit, yeah yeah, I mean each of who was getting
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one anyway? So's anything? Uh? In any event, there's no stakes.
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That's the whole point. There's no stakes. Just for fun. It's
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just to be silly and stupid. All beef, no steaks. Speaking of
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being silly and stupid, what's the silliest thing you've seen lately? That's the
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question I want to ask as we do our introductions, I always ask a
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question, what is the silliest thing that you've seen? Lately think about that
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while I do your intros. He is a gamer and a storyteller. He
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used to be my youngest friend. Now he's been downgraded. He's just a
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friend. It's uggy. He's a game. I feel like we were about
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to forget about the the intro themes. Oh no, I never forget,
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sir, I never forget. I'm like an elephant or Stormy Daniels. So
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not even I don't forget. Um So, Hocky, what is the silliest
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thing you've seen recently? I have I have a feeling I'm gonna be stealing
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this from Stevie, but it's gotta be his, his adorable cat. And
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the way she plays with strange. So when she plays with string in his
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bedroom, she'll play with it for a little while, you know, all
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that stuff like that. Then she'll just grab it, say fuck you guys,
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and walk out of the room with it. Just what just she'll just
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decide randomly, I'm done playing, I'm gonna go play in the other room
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now. Hm. Wow, Well it's funny. Usually it's I'm playing with
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her and then she gets fed up with me and goes into his room with
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it, and it's like oh, all right, I guess we're done.
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You're doing it wrong, dad. God. It's always like that too,
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like with your parents, like back in the day, like when you play
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like g I Joe or Lego or something, your parents trying to play with
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you. It's like, yeah, it's funny for a couple of minutes,
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but you're not doing it right. You're breaking the room. Yeah, so
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that's a cobra, it's not a Gi Joe. They're on the other side,
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dad, other side. They have the red lasers, we have the
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blue ones. Um. Okay, well, speaking of uh he is a
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podcaster and a veteran, and weirdly enough, he's a veteran podcaster. It's
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Stevie. Yeah. Sometimes I think I should just short your intro too,
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he's a veteran and a podcaster, because saying you're a veteran podcaster is just
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just reinforcing one of those things, like you've been podcasting for a very long
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time, which is why we say you're a veteran podcaster, but you also
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happen to be a veteran. Yeah, so if it is, it is
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appropriate. But at the same time, I'm like, you know, well,
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we can almost feel like we're washing away the veteran part. We're like,
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yeah, he's a veteran, but more importantly, exactly a podcasting for
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a long time. Yeah, exactly, that's the more important one to our
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thing. I mean I never saw it as that. I always thought as
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he's a podcaster, veteran, but he's also a veteran who happens to podcast.
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Like even if you call him a veteran podcast or it kind of works.
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But that's almost worse because then I'm just repeating myself the podcast Eddie podcasts.
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Guess what in the podcast? That's what. Nothing changed, right,
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anyway, we'll figure this shit out. Ste what's up man? Not too
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much, man, I'm enjoying life right now. Good. Yeah, I
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mean, I got I got dealt some crappy news, but you know what,
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fuck it, I'm enjoying myself. Its beautiful yesterday, and I'm taking
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the hands long as you keep bouncing back, man, you gotta keep going
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forward, right right? Uh? Speaking of what's the silliest ship you've seen
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recently seen recently? Augie myself in our roommate, the Cybernetic Diabetic I have
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been playing on Xbox Game Pass that Deep Rock Galactic dwarf game. Oh yeah,
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yeah, it's actually a lot of fun, like I figured as much.
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It's really energy eating. There's four characters to choose from and you can
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interchange whatever, and they all have their own level ups and stuff. But
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the best part is the pregame area where you all meet up and just hang
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out. There's a bar in there so you can order drinks, and when
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you get further an unlocked shit, there's other drinks, and the other drinks
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do different things to you and shit. But what's cool is when you order
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around the drinks, it gives as many mugs of beer as are our players.
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So you all go up and grab your beer, and then somebody can
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go over to the jukebox which is right across the other wall and put a
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coin in there and starts playing music. And if you're all on the dance
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floor, you all start dancing with your beers. There these street dwors dancing
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in all these different ways, and you can cheers each other and you can
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drink it, and then if they have effects, they do funny things like
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the last one that Algie bought us, the last round he bought us.
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We are all drinking, or no, we were all dancing, listen to
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music, cheers in each other, getting ready to go on a mission.
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So we always drink first in case you don't make it back alive. You
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know, you never know, so we drink. We toast. Everything's fuzzy,
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things start spinning around. Am, I'm knock the fuck out. I'm
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like blackness. The screen goes to black, and I hear the other two
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and you hear farting and shit like all this other stuff, like our bottle,
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like it's bad, Like we're evacuating stuff. The screen comes back.
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We're in the infirmary, like like they took us on a hospital because whatever
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the fucking ordered almost killed us. The game is really fun. It's cartoony
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and if you have a game pass, it's on there. Check it out.
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It's a good time. You can't hold your liquor, not at all,
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not anymore. Man. It was funny. You give you the hard
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stuff. Yeah, it was nice, competent game. That's pretty funny.
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Um ask for me. I am your forever, just soldiering on host.
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I am the Panceless Wonder known as Panceless Aaron. He Yeah, somebody had
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something. Check some stars for laughter. Two. Jesus Christ talking you.
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I was thinking about farting dwarves. I'm sorry, Stevie story had me go
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into a downward spiral, oh, shitting and farting dwarves, ending up in
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an infirm ration. I guess that's fair. I can't really hold that against
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you. Um okay, that's for me, the silliest thing I've seen.
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So um, I I watched. I just tend to put on YouTube in
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the background whenever I'm doing other stuff. Um, and I've been watching a
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lot of Matt mcmuscles lately. He does a lot of videos on fighting games
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and whatnot. And he, uh, he did a video, well,
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he did several videos in a row playing uh, absolutely insane Mortal Kombat mugens.
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Oh shit, so for or Mugen, I don't know how you say
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it. For whoever doesn't know. Mugen is basically a fighting game, and
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that was meant to allow people to create their own fighting game characters and their
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own fighting games if they want, including mechanics. You can toy, you
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can toy with everything, but like the base setup is there. Um.
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But naturally, instead of creating their own, for the most part, what
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people did was rip characters from games and so there would be. There are
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loads and loads and loads of insane like fighting game compilations you can have like
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Street Fighter versus Mortal Kombat versus Marvel versus fucking Multi Blood, fucking Guilty Year,
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fucking and Homer Simpson, like fucking anything. Uh, you can you
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can find almost anything. But this guy was specifically looking for Mortal Kombat musians.
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And when I tell you some of the games he played, we're absolutely
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batshit insane, really, like tons of custom Mortal Kombat characters, Like you
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had sub zero and then you had absolute zero. God fucking Uh. Somebody
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figured out a way to bring Cassie Cage into a two D game, like
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I guess they took pictures of her three D sprites and yeah, yeah,
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you know, you know, screenshots or what have you. It was all
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it was all very fun. But like the most fun part of it,
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and the part that that had me losing my fucking mind was somebody brought in
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the WrestleMania characters from the WrestleMania Arcade game by Midway, because those were also
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those were also digitized photographs, so they kind of fit right in. Uh.
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And somebody made Razor Ramon No Cane the Undertaker and Doink holy fuck Doint
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the clown, and they gave them special moves, come out and fatalities,
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friendships, maabe out like the whole line. Oh my God, of this
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shit, and fucking when I tell you that, watching mattmy Muscles play through
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the game as Razor Ramotes was one of the silliest things I think I've ever
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seen let it alone lately. I gotta tell you, I usually put these
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things on in the background. This is one that wouldn't stay in the background.
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I had to keep looking over at it, like what the fuck is
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going on now? But for anyone who's interested in checking this out for themselves,
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and I highly recommend you do, because it is a blast. The
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Mortal Kombat mugion in particular that I'm describing here was called Mortal Kombat a New
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Era. Yeahle Like, whoever put it together put a lot of work into
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giving characters like openings and endings. Even Razor Ramone has an ending really when
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you beat the game, Yeah, and so does Kane for that matter.
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I don't know about Undertaker, though I think some of them it's it's not
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one hundred percent, which is the worst part, Like they don't finish it.
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They're just like good enough and they just release it, and I hate
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Yeah, they probably didn't have time to do it, so it's like,
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well, it's either release it, like you literally just have to make pictures,
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like two pictures, an intro and an outro like that's that's literally it
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the easiest part, honestly, you know what I mean. Anyway, I'm
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just getting off my high horse here and I'm away from the silliness. So
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let's get back to the silliness show. We're gonna play three games. First
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game is game number one. This is worth one episode point as per usual,
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and it's an oldie, but a goodie. This is have I got
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bad news for you. I'm going to give our players three news stories.
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All they have to do is tell me which of these news stories I picked
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before the show as the worst news of the week. Whichever player can successfully
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figure out which one I decided was the worst news will receive one point.
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If neither of them get it, the player who gets the second worst news
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of the week will win instead. So I'm gonna give you all three stories.
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We'll talk about them briefly, and then you'll make your decisions. Gentlemen,
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and here we go for our first story. Time Man walks twelve hundred
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kilometers and he would walk twelve hundred more just to be the man who could
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propose to his online girlfriend. Oh uh yeah, this is a story from
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out of Asia. Is he a superhero? Uh? No, time Man
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I am time man I Where bow tie is a traditional He is from Thailand.
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Oh oh oh yeah not t I name is suit forgive me if I'm
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pronouncing it incorrectly. Sutap lung jit uh. And he began his trek from
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his home in Nkan Nayak in central Thailand to Satoon Province in the country south,
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a whole month in advance on January fourteenth, with the plan that he
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would arrive directly on time on Valentine's Day February fourteenth to ask his girlfriend for
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her hand in marriage. And they'd never met in person before. It was
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strictly an online relationship. Wow. Apparently he bought some things from her in
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a in a in an online uh like mark marketplace of some kind. Oh,
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in a video game. There's some digital flowers. Fuh No, some
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sort of online marketplace. Um. And they're both in their fifties. Um.
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But they liked each other enough that they talked about the idea, and
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miss just misters stood up was like, yeah, I'll do it. Why
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not? Uh? He lost at least seventeen kilograms on the trip, which
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I'm not surprised. My my concern would be like, like, did you
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just like bring camping equipment and just camp out random places? Like? My
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biggest concern would be like you know and and I don't. I'd be like,
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where do you stay at night? Or do you just keep going like
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some kind of human terminator just never stuff? Well, I guess if you
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keep at a slow enough pace, you could probably just keep going to sleep
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while you're walking. All right, Yeah, I guess you could. I
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bet you could train the body. Have you ever slept standing up? I've
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done that. I would be deeply concerned about trying such a thing. Yeah,
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I mean, you have to have somebody to start to spot you.
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You need a nighttime spodder. But it seems a little gimmicky to me trying
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to propose to somebody at Valentine's Day. Come on, dude, think of
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something new. Wow, the whole walking nullified kilometers doesn't Nope, because because
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you know why the Valentine's Day thing if it was any you know, it
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could have been any other times. Too gimmicky to me, really, dude,
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really that your go to this story is garbage going the next one?
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Wow? Ooh, holy shit. I didn't know Valentine's was actually that popular
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in tailand right. Apparently it is. Apparently it's a thing. But they
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she said yes, and they signed their marriage certificate the same day. Oh
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shit, yeah, they just boom got married. Man, that's the worst
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news ever. Yeah, Like, what would happen if you if you she
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said, no, you have to walk all the way back, like fuck,
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Like if he was twelve hours later? It ended up on the fifteenth.
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She's like, no, you didn't make it within the quota. Motherfucker.
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Off you're late. Yeah, you're like no, is there like a
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late fee? Yeah? I bought pizza for free. Motherfucker. Anyway,
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let's move on to story number two. Uh, Philly cheesesteaks are exploding in
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popularity in Pakistan. Really, this is a true story. I mean they're
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all true stories, um, But sometime in the fall of twenty twenty one,
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a man from Philadelphia met a chef in Pakistan um and showed him video
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of a Philly chee steak. Oh cool and asked He asked the chef if
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he could replicate it. Uh and uh he didn't know who replicating it was
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not going to be a problem. Meat and cheese are big in Pakistan.
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Um, but he wanted to see if he could create something a version of
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the Philly chee steak that would it would please the Pakistani palette because they tend
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to go for more spicy things, different spices and it's not like hot splices.
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It's multitude of flavored splices. Yeah, yeah, exactly. Um.
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So they basically like early in the morning, they marinate the meat in a
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local red chili powder and took a massala spice all to prepare for four pm
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when they take their first orders when they open. Um and uh and yeah
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they they now it's it's it's literally the whole restaurant is called the Philly Steak
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sandwich in Pakistan. It's amazing. Uh. It's insanely popular, especially among
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nearby students who can enjoy it. For I don't know the Pakistani Uh,
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it's a p kr. Uh is their currency. But to to cut a
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long story short, it amounts to a little over two dollars. That's not
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expensive chesteak. Yeah, that's great. And if it's affordable for everybody there
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too, shit even better, you know right, that's fucking cool. Families
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have been known to enjoy it, um you know. Uh and uh yeah,
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it's just it's just exploded. Um and uh yeah yeah. So uh
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who knew Philly chi steak would catch on in Pakistan? But it has wow
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uh and it's not much more to stay there. Let's move on to story
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number three. Okay, woman poisons cheesecake and attempt to murder her own look
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like look alike, fails and gets twenty one years What the fuck? Kind
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of this is a fun story. So there are two women. They're both
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Russian okay. Uh. One is forty seven year old forty seven years old,
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the others thirty six occupations, and they both look roughly identical. Um.
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In fact, I think it's something that they talked and joked about.
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So the older woman comes up with this plan. She's gonna make her a
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cheesecake and laced it with a sedative um which is a powerful toxin found only
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in Russia called the finazepam. Uh. But and her plan was to kill
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her uh, sprinkle random drugs around the apartment to make it look like an
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overdose. Um and then take her id and valuables and literally become her motive.
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This was extreme identity theft, like she was going to become this woman.
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Okay, okay, was the plan. The problem is she apparently didn't
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put too enough poison in the cheesecake because her victim survived. She threw up
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and hallucinated and passed out, but that was the worst of it. She
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she recovered uh and uh and her assailant who used to be a friend of
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hers, a friend enough that you would accept a gift of a cheesecake from
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them and eat it. Um U is now going to jail for twenty one
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years, so she'll be an old lady by the time she gets out.
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Wait, it wasn't the one that tried to poison the other person, the
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older Yeah, and she used forty seven. Did she think she was just
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gonna like steal her age too? Like? Well, they weren't too far
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off in age. They did still look physically identical, all right, I
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had better credit. Okay, that makes more sense, though, I god
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like what she's like a much older lady, but like, oh, we
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look so much alike, I'm going to kill you, and then suddenly somehow
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people where are your face? Molly? Um? However, the assailant did
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manage to get lucky on one particular uh, on one particular event for one
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reason, Um, she did not want to be forced to return to Russia.
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She'd rather take the jail time. Um. Because in Russia she's wanted
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for a murder that she committed in twenty fourteen. What the fuck? Why
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don't you fuckers extradite her to Russia? Like obviously she has criminal activity in
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her past. Scene sounds like a whole lot of not our problem, Like
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what the fuck? Anyway? Yeah? Um, so her defense attorney is
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planning on appealing the conviction as well as the sentence. He says the sentence
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was excessive. I disagree, Right, she tried to murder someone, yeah,
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I mean and and basically steal her whole life, so I think twenty
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one years is appropriate. Um. But anyway, well it didn't succeed.
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No, she's going away for a good long time, and even after she
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gets out there likely to deport her to Russia. And yeah, in any
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event, Okay, so that's all three news stories. Uh, so uh,
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let's see which one of you. Well, you both lost the last
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game. I lost all you lost the last time he's played. I remember
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that, I remember that beating still well, I remember there's still a welt
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Sarah. Yeah, fucker uh Stevie, Uh, you have the choice?
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Would you? Which one of the east do you think I picked before the
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show? Is the worst news of the week? The worst news, I
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mean it's it's difficult, it's not actually give you that difficult. I think
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the worst one is the attempted murder. I mean as much as you tried
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to kill somebody with a dessert. And it's a little comical but not really
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like cartoon chemical at the most. But out of the other two, the
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time, man, yeah, I mean get it. He walked really far.
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And I'm on the agreement with you. It's a stupid ass story because
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he did the fucking Valentine's Day thing, So I get it too. I
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don't agree with that at all. Oh sure, but story too. And
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the cheesecake thing is amazing, Like that's fucking awesome to be able to to
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bring something over to a different culture and then they create their own version of
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it, like for their pellet is awesome to me. I think that's number
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one, like I would love I only just realize that I did this.
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But there are two food stories, and they are about a cheese steak and
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a cheesecake. Yeah, through me, I genuinely got confused for a second.
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I'm like, wait a minute, the cheesecake caught on where you know
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in Russia the poison is popular murder weapon. The cheesecake. Um, But
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for the worst story for me, I think I'm gonna go with the woman
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who attempted to poison that other woman to kill her, to steal her identity.
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That's fair, that's fair. The cheesecake do something better with like a
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brownie, Dude, it absorbs not as much as a cheesecake does. Too
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much fat and the cheesecake. You're I gotta take somebody out with a cheesecake,
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You take them out with brownies, all right, you fucking amateur?
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Alright, alright, alright, alright, dial it back, all right,
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Sorry, I just professionally passionate about I get it. But you gotta give
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Aggie a chance to shoot. It's your turn. You can choose from one
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of the remaining two which you think the worst. Yeah, I feel like
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he buried the lead with a third story, But um, I think,
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honestly, of the remaining two, I feel like there's got to be something
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right like the bad. It's got to be the first one with a time
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and walking, because he did do it at the detriment of his own health,
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like he did put himself at risk doing it. Yes, it was
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something they agreed upon, but he, like you said, he lost weight,
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um, and who knows any other complications he might have might obtain from
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depending on how his travels win. I mean he didn't. I didn't see
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a picture of him, so I don't know, right, Um. I
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mean if he if he looked like me, he might have considered it a
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victory to lose that weight. Um. If he looked like you, then
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yeah, break death very close to death. Um right so uh yeah,
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no, I can be a fifty year old man after all. So that's
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the one you're gonna go with? The Yeah, I got the he walked
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a cute but not safe Okay? Well, uh, I genuinely really wanted
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to go with um. The Philly Cheese Stakes getting popular in Pakistan just because
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of the three stories, it was the most boring, Like we we didn't
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have a lot to say about that one, right, you can probably like
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cheesecake. We went over We went over it just now, and we didn't.
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There wasn't a lot to say about it because it's like cool there.
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I mean, they're exploding somewhere in a place that they're not known for Philly
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cheese stakes, but you know right now, But it's it's kind of boring,
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whereas the other two are way more entertaining in my estimation. Yes,
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however, I did eventually go with the story about the woman poisoning the cheesecake
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to try and kill her own look like uh, and not because there was
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an attempted murder, but because she ruined a perfectly good cheesecake. Got serious,
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you're gonna route something rout a dollar or something brownie. Yeah, I
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love cheesecake. And and if you wanted to murder me, that's a really
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good way to do it, because I will eat the whole fucking thing cheese.
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They put a cheesecake and you make it, you make it a caramel
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apple cheesecake, I will willingly eat it. Even if you tell me there's
28:22
poison in it, I will eat that ship. I don't even need Like
28:30
that's enough caramel apple cheesecake. I'm'm bored. Sign me the fuck up that
28:36
it's too hard to learn the bank. All right, Well, Stevie claims
28:40
the first point in this game. He is up one to zero. We'll
28:42
see if that holds up. We're gonna play game two. We're two points
28:45
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29:07
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Part of the Odd Pods Media Network. Hey man, welcome back. It's
29:40
time for game two, and the game we're gonna play this time has pitched
29:44
me baby one more time. I usually give our players control of a media
29:49
icon or a media property of some kind and then just let them go hog
29:52
wild with it. But this is a little special. As we get closer
29:57
and closer to the public of my first ever novels, Yeah yeah, Happy
30:03
Happy, we all have to be cognizant of the very real possibility of it
30:08
becoming super popular and my becoming a superstar overnight. It's fair, Okay.
30:12
I believe that will happen for sure. Equally, I feel like we should
30:15
ignore the possibility that nobody will give a shit. I mean, that's a
30:22
possibility. So you guys have to prepare for the eventuality of me becoming too
30:26
busy to host the show on the regular. Okay, So I'm gonna be
30:30
doing book signings and Hollywood meetings, you know, instead of sitting at home
30:34
eating chips like normal. Of course. Of course, that having been said,
30:38
I'm not going to leave you guys hanging. That is not what I
30:41
would do. So I will happily throw you some of that movie money so
30:45
that you can hire whoever you want. Yeah, okay, So I want
30:51
each of you to pick anyone you want to be my temporary replacement. Okay,
30:57
it can be anyone you want, as long as they're alive. But
31:02
I want you to explain to me why they'd be a good replacement host for
31:06
this show, as well as what new ideas or energy they might bring to
31:10
the table. Best replacement for me wins and earns two points. Cool.
31:15
So, Aggie, you lost the last game, see you have the choice,
31:18
would you like to go first? Or would you like to make Stevie
31:21
go first? Stee and go first, Stevie, You've been elected to go
31:26
first. All right, hit me up? Who do you think could replace
31:30
me? All right? So this is gonna come in a two part attack,
31:34
okay, because to replace you before you get really started, I just
31:41
want to prev us without weirdly nervous I am comments. I'm like, I
31:48
am plotting my own destruction and this is either going to be incredibly ego boosting
31:56
or insulting depending, so we'll see. Alright, here's my pitch. The
32:07
first portion of my pitch includes British Irish comedian and no stranger to panel shows
32:13
himself, Jimmy Anthony, Patrick Carr Jesus. So Jimmy's hosting talent will be
32:20
tested as he has to navigate trivia toward our team Captain's Augie and Stevie,
32:27
and of course Car's iconic laugh will only be complimented by Stevie's little giggle.
32:31
Those two together, I think, because I mean I never really believed it
32:36
up until last year and then hearing different people and now I'm like, you
32:38
know, okay, I must be well known enough because people like my laugh.
32:43
But I think those two together would be phenomenal. But I'm not done
32:45
yet. Here's phase two with a host like as immaculate as you, who
32:53
can take up so many roles. Jimmy can only do part of that.
32:58
So the other portion, and that Jimmy couldn't handle himself, would be another
33:02
British comedian and co host to the taskmaster himself, Alex Horne. So I
33:08
would love to be part of the show where Alex is trying to keep Aggie
33:12
and I on task. I get it task. Between his goofs mixed with
33:17
our like bonkerousness, I think you would be a winning combination. So having
33:22
those two as host slash co host to keep everything wrangled together so the games
33:29
could still move and progress forward. But with that little comedic act from Alex
33:32
Horne and then Jimmy's laugh would just set the episodes off when you're not around,
33:37
man, just to give us that little bit of boost that we need,
33:40
because our favorite hosting here, that's fits man, that's just me,
33:47
that's me. Oh god, all right, ego boost Aggie Europe? Okay,
33:53
you got for me? Oh my god. After Stevie's I'm I'm starting
33:58
to realize maybe maybe I should did a little bit more. Um so,
34:04
my, he's just gonna give me a name and um yes, actually,
34:12
you know the second game has to take up a good amount of space in
34:15
the episode, right, No, it can't be like thirty seconds and we're
34:19
done, right, that is true, but not these thirty seconds they're laughing
34:28
account for time, okay. Um Anyways, as I was saying, so
34:32
I took this a little too literal and like a genuine replacement for you,
34:37
like temporary replacement for you in case you had to step away for whatever reason,
34:40
going dacation something like that, I was thinking Crunchy from Crunchy Streams,
34:45
Oh shit, Like genuinely, he's charismatic, he's got that energy, he's
34:51
quick, he's quick witted, and he already in the big thing too.
34:53
He already knows us. So he's not gonna like come in and be like
34:57
off put by stev and Ey's antics. Uh yeah, that's one of the
35:01
things I think he can also add is uh, I had an idea that
35:06
we could do like almost like a rapid fire version of Rules of the Game
35:09
with Country and call it crunch Time. It is. It's a list of
35:16
rapid fire prompts with rapid fire responses, whether they be names, words,
35:22
or noises. Cool. Wow, very very cool. Yeah. No,
35:29
even even though it wasn't as in depth as Stevie's master plan, I gotta
35:36
say that was the real strong pitch, and I think I'm gonna go with
35:40
it. I think, I think very nice. I think I think Stevie
35:45
cheated a little bit by hiring two people, Like the two major parts of
35:50
what I do is hosting the show and coming up with the games, and
35:54
so he basically separated those into two different people instead of one person, and
36:00
they handle all of that. It was like, I'm not giving you all
36:01
the money from my fucking movies, and shit, Motherfucker'll give you a little
36:05
bit. Don't worry, Crunchy, I'd take care of You'll get ten.
36:22
I'll get you on that tenor it's uh and and genuinely uh. Crunching is
36:35
the full package. And we know this from experience, because yeah, he
36:38
ran a show of his own where he came up with all the games,
36:42
he hosted it and we all played his experience. We know he can do
36:45
it. So I think that's a good choice, an interesting one that nobody
36:51
now, Stevie, you were barking up the right tree. Like when I
36:53
first started hosting this show, I tried to bring a Jimmy car like energy
36:59
to it, and I was fired by him in a lot of the the
37:01
the things that I did the first few episodes. Um. And of course
37:07
Alex Horne is constantly my inspiration. I am always trying to come up with
37:12
new and weird shit for us to do right um, in much the same
37:15
way that he devises these crazy tasks for taskmasters. So it was also a
37:21
good pick. But if you if you'd found somebody who was good at both
37:25
like it, it kind of you might have pulled it out if you just
37:30
come with Alex Horne. But I don't know that that would that would be
37:35
a harder choice for him. And that's where I started. I actually started
37:37
with Alex Horne versus Jimmy Carr. You'll know his cars on the bottom.
37:42
But yeah, I was like, holy fuck, Horn would be fun because
37:45
I would I would like personally and I love Jimmy Carr was talking hilarious,
37:49
so do I I would like to hang out with him again most he because
37:51
the laugh. I mean that's because I do I get a lot of joy
37:54
out of that. But I would seriously like to sit down. What's funny
37:58
is I? Actually? I actually laugh harder when Jimmy Carr loses it and
38:04
and his real laugh comes out because it's it's it is magical to watch Jimmy
38:10
Carr actually corpsing live in every episode of eight out of ten, cast does
38:16
countdown where it happens or even I think it happened a couple of times,
38:22
and fucking um, I literally just told you, um yeah no, um
38:28
absolutely so Crunchy would be a perfect replacement. He sees the whole package.
38:32
So I gotta go Bogg. Very well done. Aggie wins the game and
38:38
earns two points. It is two points to one, but Stevie can take
38:44
it back. He just has to win game three. Game three is coming
38:46
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39:45
three. Game three is going to be the rules of the game. You
39:52
guys know how to play, right? No, No, that's incorrect.
39:57
Yes, I do. You do know the rules of the game, because
40:00
this is a rules of the game are the same. Shit, you're playing
40:05
a rules of the game that we've already played. Okay, uh so once
40:09
again, uh like other rules of the game are the same. You can't
40:13
win by guessing the rules because obviously you have a leg up. Um,
40:15
they're just going to win by most points. Okay, okay, all right,
40:20
cool, cool, So I'm going to give you the board you have
40:22
to choose from. There are three categories okay, giving oral sex is like,
40:29
anal sex is like, or using toys in bed is like. And
40:35
there are five difficulties labeled one to five for each category. Each answer will
40:40
be worth that many points, but also the higher the point value, the
40:45
harder they get. Okay, so how many are there? Stevie? You
40:51
lost the last game, so you're gonna get the first go Okay, how
40:54
many did you say? We're in each one. I'm sorry, five in
40:58
each category. There are five levels in each one two, three, four,
41:00
five. So when you choose, be like, I'll go with giving
41:04
oral sex for four. You know something like that, Okay, I would
41:08
you can start us off. I would like anal sex is like for three.
41:14
Please, anal sex is like for three, And here is your prompt.
41:17
Anal sex is like star Trek. I give it her all she can
41:22
captain. It's pretty good. Yeah, oh I get oh yeah, you
41:31
both get to anymore. Um, you can give as many as you want.
41:44
I'm gonna give the points. Court has gonna blow. The batteries go
41:52
on the back of the vaser. Very nice. Um, damn it.
42:01
There's gonna be something about the Borg and I won't have it. Something about
42:08
assid and like the Borg. Once you have it, you can't stop.
42:17
You just get assimilated. No, damn, it didn't really work anymore?
42:24
Or am I cutting this off? The hair? Cutting that one off?
42:27
All right? That's enough. The best one of those was Stevie's first one.
42:30
I think I'm giving her She's told that. As you're looking back,
42:37
I feel like though there was a layup just waiting for you. Guys to
42:40
genal sexes like star trek, going boldly where no man has gone before.
42:49
I miss I missed the spock Shrucker or two the spoker. All right,
42:55
Stevie wins. That one gets three points. You may continue choose another category,
43:00
sir, Um, let's go. Toys in bed is like for two,
43:07
please for two? Okay? Using toys in bed. Using toys in
43:10
the bedroom is like the board game operation. You gotta stop when you feel
43:15
the bus. Make sure you change the batteries. If not, they start
43:31
leaking. Be careful not to shove the wrong pieces into the wrong holes.
43:40
I like it. I like it. Um, you know you've done it
43:49
right when her nose glows red. I'm pretty sure I accidentally ate one of
44:00
the pieces that a joker. Jeez depends on what urns me points. I
44:12
think we've just about mind that for all the gold we're gonna get, and
44:16
that one's gonna go to se Be because his first one was again perfect.
44:21
The first ones are always the best. Stevie's up five points to zero.
44:24
Augie, Uh, time to get on at Stevie. It's your choice,
44:28
though, Where would you like to go next? Back to toys in bed?
44:30
For one, though this time toys in bed. For one. Using
44:34
toys in the bedroom is like putting together I kia furniture. I keep reading
44:39
the instructions and it still doesn't fucking make any difference. Okay, okay,
44:50
um, it's always missing pieces. You are big on the missing pieces of
44:57
birds. Yeah, yeah, I mean using toys in better like assembling a
45:02
key of furniture. You know what, You just give up and start banging
45:07
it with a hammer after a few minutes. Dear God, dear God,
45:16
it is horrifying, sir, I gotta get it in that tight spot.
45:21
Man. I got a question. If we get these things not right,
45:24
do we lose points? Like nobody has come up with one that I find
45:30
to be really good, so I think so I can go for the bigger
45:32
pointed one. I mean, yeah, okay, just make it sure.
45:37
No, it's not like Jeopardy. Okay, good, nothing okay, Well,
45:40
uh, neither of you really gave me one. Stevie gave me one
45:44
that I found horrifying, but nobody gave me one that I thought was really
45:47
good. So nobody will get that point. However, we will switch control
45:51
over to Aggie. Aggie, where would you like to go, Oh my
45:52
god, uh, giving our all sex for two? Okay. Giving oral
46:00
sex is like plunging a toilets. Giving oral sex is like plunging a toilets.
46:07
You just keep Oh no, I I just can't what, just keep
46:19
snaking down that hole? There you go. Giving oral sex is like plunging
46:27
the toilet. You know you're finished after your here though. Um. Giving
46:36
oral sex is like plunging a toilet. You only know if you've done it
46:39
right, if after you're just soaked. Giving oral sex like plunging and toilets.
46:55
It's not up and down motion with your hands. I mean oral sex.
47:01
Yeah, ever get a blow job? Use your hands? Giving real
47:06
sex is like, yeah, you ever given a blow job? What I'm
47:09
saying, use your hands. I guess I didn't think about it. It's
47:13
not all it's not all vaginanta in this world. All right, Well,
47:16
I'm gonna cut that off, and I think I have to give that to
47:20
Stevie. Uh for uh, give sex like plunging a toilet. I can't
47:28
remember what it was, but I think it was the second one. You
47:30
know you've done it right when you're when you're soaked. Yeah, that was
47:34
that was too good. All right, sebe we're too next. Uh,
47:37
let's stay with oral oral, but we'll go to five oral sex for five.
47:43
Yeah, let's let's let's try to get some points. Good luck with
47:45
this. Giving oral sex is like the war in Ukraine. Giving oral sex
47:51
is like the war in Ukraine. No matter how much I funded, there,
47:54
still don't do it right? Oh whoa wow? Okay. I like
48:06
how he's wowing us. But you're the one that chose the fucking topic.
48:09
Um I am, But you're the one coming up through. What's funny about
48:15
the war in Ukraine? Or sex? Oral sex? All the Russian oral
48:22
sex? If they're getting each other over there? I oral sex is hard
48:27
for you. I really want to jump in. I feel like I've got
48:30
to go generally, can't find an obviously I can't. But giving oral sex
48:38
is like the war in Ukraine. Putin's no good at it, but he
48:42
won't stop. You get the fight. Oh my god, that's so awesome.
49:00
All right, Yeah, I don't think we're gonna top that. No,
49:05
were as nobody gets the five points and control passes over to Augie.
49:09
Aggie, where would you like to go? Oh my god? Anywhere over
49:13
here? Toys in bed for four to four. Using toys in the bedroom
49:20
is like walking a dog. Using toys in bedroom is like walking the dogs.
49:28
Nice, very nice. Okay, you gotta oh sorry, you gotta
49:31
make sure you were in the proper leash. I mean if not, you
49:36
slip out, that's fair. You're sub running away, do you know?
49:39
No, that's fair. You should always pick up after your very good one.
49:47
I like that. Discipline is key. Hell, yeah, that's good.
49:58
Not to mention so our pets. Yes, that's very good. Uh
50:07
walk, it was like it was walking dog, like walking a dog.
50:12
Um fuck, it was like walking a dog like twice and it's like walking
50:19
a dog. Somebody's always on all fours. Nice, my head, that's
50:27
pretty good. That's pretty good. I think we might ask as far as
50:31
we can. I want to do something about something else. But the best
50:35
one that wasn't mine was discipline is key laugh. That was totally worth it.
50:42
Four points to Stevie. Awesome, he is running away with it.
50:46
But there's still time and points on the board for Ugy to catch up.
50:50
So Stevie, where would you like to go next? Oh, let's go
50:52
to the anal sex okay, And which one you can do anything but three.
50:57
Let's go for five. Let's go for the hard one, right,
51:00
all right, this is best of luck to bang this five out. Best
51:01
of luck with this one, Okay? Anal sex is like doing Sudoku puzzles.
51:07
Anal sex, I don't even know where to begin puzzles puzzles. It's
51:14
a math one right yea? Oh my god, dude, somehow my penis
51:17
and her ass just don't add up. Doesn't work, don't Okay? Um,
51:29
it's like doing Sudoku puzzles. My penis and her ass do match up.
51:32
That's that the pseudocus, the match one. No, they add to
51:35
something. God damn, I'm thinking majong again? Is the one where you've
51:40
got nine digits each box, each line a has to have all the numbers
51:46
one. Oh, there's the joke right there. They like all nine digits
51:51
out them right there. Give them five. You can't. You can't beat
51:59
that. Give him the foggy takes five points and once for an anchor,
52:07
so you don't get sucks in always. I'll leave one out, Doggy.
52:13
He's made a lot of headway with that one. Move, Aggie, where
52:15
would you like to go? Oh my god, what's what's left. There's
52:19
so many. Um, we could try giving oral sex for four, oral
52:22
sex for four. Giving oral sex is like playing golf. It's boring.
52:32
He's like, you do this so impressively. Gal sexes like playing golf.
52:40
It's boring. This isn't entertaining enough being gone with you. Poor poor somebody's
52:49
always like golf. Oh my god, please please make sure you wash your
52:58
balls first, careful end up in the sandpit. Oh what else does golf
53:07
have? There's a lot of water hazard. Uh. Oral sexes like golf.
53:15
M hm, after so many strokes, you just give up. Um
53:21
it strokes at the same somebody before Uh fuck I lost it a hole in
53:25
two. Uh, you just need to take a couple of strokes before you
53:34
get to the hole. Yes, like that? Yeah, ah, man,
53:38
oral sex this isn't the same without bogies anymore. What does that mean?
53:45
Like Humphrey Boker? Oh I'm old, fuck off? Um, I
53:54
got nothing else for golf? Yeah, I got nothing. Somebody else handles
53:58
your balls. I I think I think we have to go with Stevies on
54:04
that one. Uh. Giving a royal sexes like playing golf, you should
54:07
always wash your balls. Yes, four points balls. If not, you
54:15
get debris on them. They're just not the same. Okay, can still
54:20
catch up, but you're gonna need a bunch of these. So, uh,
54:23
Stevie, where would you like to go next? Giving a royal sex
54:27
has one and three left? Anal sexes has one, two and four.
54:30
Using toys in bed has three and five left five in bed toys in bed
54:35
sorry sorry, toys in bed for five. Using toys in the bedroom is
54:38
like the Republican Party. So many vetos not enough yea's i's not many nays
54:45
not enough yeas. That's what I'm meant to say. Um, using sex
54:51
it's good if nobody else can beat it, Alex, they're all old and
54:53
useless. Your toys in bed are all the whole useless. First he hates
55:05
doing oral sex because it's boring, and now it's the toys are old.
55:09
I'm a very I feel so bad for your lovers, genuinely feel bad for
55:19
him too. Um God, what was it the like the Republican Oh God,
55:31
they don't care what you think. They're gonna do what they want with
55:35
you. I mean, just fuck, I don't know, I went too
55:39
serious. Sorry, they're not gonna ask consent for the toys. For the
55:46
toys. Oh god, um, let's get off of this one. Pick
55:51
a different one. I think that's a no all right? Uh no,
56:00
no, I said I would accept the first one, but fun fur the
56:02
reflection. Nah, it's not worth five points. No, no, no
56:08
points for anyone on that one. Control goes back over to Augie, Augie,
56:12
where would you like to go? I'm sorry, what's left? Uh?
56:15
Giving oral one and three, anal sex one two and four, and
56:19
toys in bed three? Okay, I actually had it right. Uh,
56:22
let's two giving oral sex, one giving oral sex one. Giving oral sex
56:28
is like the buffalo bills. Too much oh not enough D coming back?
56:38
I mean, I'm I'm calling it right now. That is perfect. I
56:44
was thinking there's gonna be something about just constantly sucking. But um, but
56:50
I really like too much oh not enough D. That was strong, man,
56:55
it's pretty good. It's pretty damn good, Augie. You can choose
56:59
the next when we go for I'll finish it up with oral three oral three.
57:02
Okay. Giving oral sex is like heart surgery. You can't bypass it.
57:13
Sorry, I'm sorry. It works for the giving oral sex, but
57:19
it doesn't work for the heart surgery, because that's kind of the whole point.
57:21
Yeah, he couldn't. He doesn't need it of a surging um,
57:27
damn it. Um. I was like, it's like heart surgery, it'll
57:31
open you up. Huh, that's fucked up. Yeah, it's low effort
57:40
of Yeah, I can't take it. It's so much better once it starts
57:44
pumping. It's a matter of life. I'm gonna call it there. I
57:55
don't think that's gonna be top. Giving a royal sex is like heart surgery.
58:02
It's so much better when you just stop and it just starts pumping.
58:07
When you're finished and it starts pumping. All right. Giving a royal sex
58:13
category is closed. There is just anal sex for one, two, and
58:16
four and toys in bed for three anal or toys. Um, I think
58:22
I'm in the mood for some more anal Uh. Let me just check the
58:27
math here. Yeah, oh shit, Yeah, am I an unwinnable situation?
58:31
Yeah you kind of are. Stevie, congratulations you have one. Yes,
58:38
just like that, there's only sex. There's only ten points left on
58:43
the board. Stevie has eighteen and Augie only has six, so on the
58:45
game. Literally, no, no, that was fun. That was That
58:51
was fucking entertaining a ship. I truly enjoyed that. I was waiting when
58:54
that was gonna happen. I thought it was gonna happen a lot sooner.
58:57
Yeah, we can play a super fast version of the remaining for if you
59:01
come up with immediately. Yeah. Anal sex is like dealing with a lawyer.
59:07
It'll always fuck you. No, you're gonna get ramed either way.
59:15
I thought I was. Anal sex is like going to the dentist, which
59:22
kevit? Do you want to get filled? It's just a little pinch at
59:25
first, but then it really hurts. Nice? Nice? Um, do
59:29
you need some numbing first? Sometimes there's a lot of giggling. Now,
59:35
I don't have one for this one. Anal sex is like Jack black,
59:39
Jack Black. I don't know what the time you se anal sex is like
59:44
Jack black Black. You got that tenacious I was gonna say, yeah,
59:49
you need to get used to tenacious day gently. And the last one that
59:55
we didn't get to is using toys in the bedroom is like fixing a car
59:59
engine. You got to hook up those jumper cables the right way. Um,
1:00:08
I don't know, make sure you hook up to the right terminals on
1:00:12
the battery or else. Nobody's gonna be screaming keep up on your scheduled maintenance.
1:00:20
Okay, Well with that, CEV has won the rules of the game.
1:00:23
He has won this episode four points to two. Oh shit, I'm
1:00:27
back, motherfuckers, I'm back back. Okay, easy there, easy,
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you're gonna break my share literally jump up and down to this like, good
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lord, dude, it's a podcast. Okay, you really didn't win anything
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over the ship. You want a new car for me when I buy it
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later in life. Yes, you want to sign copy in my book,
1:00:52
which you were gonna get anyway. Yeah, so yeah, congrats, thank
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you. But we're very very well done. There's a lot of fun.
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You definitely have a mind for these things, apparently definitely the sex things.
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Yeah, I don't have sex. All right. Well, I hope you
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guys have enjoyed listening along to our madness and playing along at home. If
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you've come up with any particularly good ones to any of the prompts that we've
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I know, I just know Colin and telling Man Todd have got to have
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But that is going to be it from us. Why because fuck you,
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That's why. Damn fuck it. Awful guys, very fucking h