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Aging is a Pain In The ASS! | Funny News Stories · The Treehouse Show Podcast

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  Speaker 2: Sorry, got a got a big situation, hap it It
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, you got it all right there? Uhh, Like I
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  Speaker 2: don't know what it is. I don't know if because
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  Speaker 2: like Tara and I right now, we're we're staying on
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  Speaker 2: Saint John at our crash pad, so it's a smaller
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  Speaker 2: space and we've got both cats and our dog and
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  Speaker 2: we're all in this confined space. Like as I look
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  Speaker 2: over my shoulder, you can actually see the little kitchen
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  Speaker 2: island cart with the you know, the the pam cooking
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  Speaker 2: sprays all over here. So because in our house on
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  Speaker 2: Saint Thomas, we don't typically let the animals in the bedroom,
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  Speaker 2: we just try we try to keep that as our space.
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  Speaker 2: So it's one of the cleanest places in the house
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  Speaker 2: when we're on our crack, when we're at our crash
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  Speaker 2: pad on Saint John. We're all basically in the same vicinity.
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  Speaker 2: We're all breathing the same air, and so I realized
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  Speaker 2: this morning, I think we're inhaling a lot more pet
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  Speaker 2: dander and fur than we normally do. So my bugs
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  Speaker 2: have been going crazy the last week and a half.
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  Speaker 2: I mean, wow, believe yeah, so wow. While Artemis is
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  Speaker 2: busy exploring.
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  Speaker 4: Space, you're exploring innerspace.
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  Speaker 2: I am. I am the Indiana Jones of my NAIs
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  Speaker 2: old cafvity. So anyway, yay, there you go. Uh speaking
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  Speaker 2: of Artemis, Okay, I haven't done a complete check in
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  Speaker 2: yet on it today, but I know we re established
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  Speaker 2: contact when they came around the dark side of the Moon,
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  Speaker 2: having gone farther than any human has before as far
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  Speaker 2: as distance, and they've sent back some amazing photos. And
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  Speaker 2: there was one photo that they sent back. I don't
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  Speaker 2: think it was necessarily of the dark side of the Moon,
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  Speaker 2: but it was of some crater. And when you type
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  Speaker 2: in moon crater to try to find an image that
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  Speaker 2: you saw before, there's so many of them. I can't
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  Speaker 2: find the exact one. The one that I saw, though,
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  Speaker 2: I think it was a real one, but it was perfect.
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  Speaker 2: It was almost like a holiday cookie cutter type diagram
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  Speaker 2: thing on the surface of the Moon, and I was like,
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  Speaker 2: is that a real photo? I mean, it was amazing
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  Speaker 2: because I've also seen photos that people are jacking with
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  Speaker 2: the flat earthers saying, hey, new photos from Artemis two
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  Speaker 2: and that's a bunch of floating discs. It's a bunch
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  Speaker 2: of float earth discs.
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  Speaker 1: Did you see the one with with like the earth
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  Speaker 1: looks like the snow globe on the turtle's back.
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  Speaker 2: Oh? Man, I had looked that one up.
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  Speaker 4: Awesome, that's all.
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  Speaker 2: That's so good. Oh but yeah, so, I mean, this
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  Speaker 2: is the hard thing about the day and age we
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  Speaker 2: live in is there's space exploration going on. They're sending
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  Speaker 2: us photos and videos and things, but then there's that
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  Speaker 2: we got some trolls in the middle of it, posting
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  Speaker 2: out other stuff that might be AI or photoshop or something.
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  Speaker 2: And occasionally, if you're scrolling social media, you're not exactly
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  Speaker 2: sure if you saw a real image or in one
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  Speaker 2: of those one of those fake ones that are just
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  Speaker 2: trying to mess with people. But yeah, so, like a
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  Speaker 2: lot of the photos I've seen that I think are
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  Speaker 2: real are obviously just stunning, and that one that had
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  Speaker 2: like that, it was almost like a perfectly symmetrical crater
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  Speaker 2: type thing, and it was so perfect looking. That's what
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  Speaker 2: made me think, maybe that's not real. I don't know,
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  Speaker 2: but still just one of the one of the few
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  Speaker 2: feel good stories of twenty twenty six. The Artemis two
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  Speaker 2: space mission.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's it's been fascinating and and oh yeah, what
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  Speaker 1: they're going back will just I mean, I'm sure NASA
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  Speaker 1: is still analyzing a ton of stuff and as they
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  Speaker 1: release it.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, it's just it's it's fantastic stuff.
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  Speaker 2: And is they're analyzing their photoshopping out aliens?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, that pesky man in the moon.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, but you stick your head back down. So when
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  Speaker 2: is uh, when is Artemis supposed to splash back down?
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  Speaker 2: What's the what's the timeline?
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  Speaker 4: Do I have?
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  Speaker 3: Friday evening?
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  Speaker 1: I think it's like seven oh seven Central time off
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  Speaker 1: the coast of California.
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  Speaker 4: Right, They've got like a two hour window in there.
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  Speaker 2: Now that the government is back to being mostly funded,
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  Speaker 2: does that mean they'll be able to get through customs?
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  Speaker 2: Okay when they splash back down?
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  Speaker 4: How does that work? Do you get? Yeah?
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  Speaker 2: Do you do you get a special lane from like
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  Speaker 2: lunar travels versus say, can kun.
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  Speaker 4: You're gonna have to take the space boots.
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  Speaker 2: Off, all right, So Friday evening, prime time, that's a
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  Speaker 2: great time to come back. I have a feeling that
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  Speaker 2: they probably planned that a little bit so everyone can
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  Speaker 2: watch them come home fingers crossed safely. Because this is
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  Speaker 2: this is the sort of the most crucial part when
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  Speaker 2: you think about it as far as the space mission.
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  Speaker 2: You've done all the main things and you just got
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  Speaker 2: one main thing left, and that's just get home safely.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, And.
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  Speaker 1: Almost sixty years later, all the space missions, that still
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  Speaker 1: comes down to one thing.
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  Speaker 3: The heat shield.
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  Speaker 2: Yep, goddamn heat shield.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: And that's that's the remarkable thing about artemis Is And
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  Speaker 1: you know, it's basically it's an enhanced design of the
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  Speaker 1: Apollo capsule, and that they were really good at the
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  Speaker 1: design back then, because that's still because at the end
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  Speaker 1: of the day, we don't produce an engine strong like
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  Speaker 1: you basically have to find the right angle and hit
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  Speaker 1: the gravity because you can't really fight. We don't have
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  Speaker 1: something strong enough to fight, you know, getting through the
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  Speaker 1: atmosphere of the burn.
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  Speaker 3: So you just just you're just there and you get
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  Speaker 3: the right angle and get through it.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah. And I learned that and retained that from the
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  Speaker 2: fantastic eighties movie Space Camp. Jerry, you remember that that
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  Speaker 2: was they had to hit they had to hit the
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  Speaker 2: exact right I shouldn't say right angle. They had to
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  Speaker 2: hit the exact proper angle yep for re entry, because
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  Speaker 2: if they don't and it's too steep, then they burn up.
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  Speaker 2: And if it's not steep enough, then they bounce off
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  Speaker 2: the atmosphere and probably blow up or something. So I
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  Speaker 2: remember that from Space Camp, which, by the way, if
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  Speaker 2: you've never seen Space Camp, I don't know if it's
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  Speaker 2: good as an adult.
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  Speaker 4: As a kid who cares, it's a core memory.
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  Speaker 2: Listen to the cast, a little Joaquin Phoenix, Tate Donovan
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  Speaker 2: who was kind of cool back then, Kelly Preston, the
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  Speaker 2: guy that played Lamar from Revenge of the Nurse. They're
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  Speaker 2: all in Space Camp. Oh, and Kate Capshaw also in
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  Speaker 2: that movie. Missus h missus Steven Spielberg.
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  Speaker 1: Uh Lamar from from Revenge of the Nurse. Because he
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  Speaker 1: was also in Iron Eagle.
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  Speaker 5: He was.
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  Speaker 3: Played some dichotomy of characters.
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  Speaker 2: The man's got range uh huh, and Jerry, Am I
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  Speaker 2: remembering this correctly? Leah Thompson also in Space Camp? Or
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  Speaker 2: am I conflating her with Kelly Preston? I think I am.
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  Speaker 3: Kate Keshaw, Leah Thompson, Kelly Preston.
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  Speaker 2: It is yep, Okay, I got it. That's a hell
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  Speaker 2: of a movie. It's also when I first fell in
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  Speaker 2: love with dire Straits. It's a really random pull on that.
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  Speaker 2: Just trust me. If you see the movie, it'll make sense.
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  Speaker 2: But yeah, I learned about the re entry through Earth's
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  Speaker 2: atmosphere because of Space Camp. It's got to be the
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  Speaker 2: right position otherwise you die. Right and now here we
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  Speaker 2: are Artemis two having to do the same thing in
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  Speaker 2: the twenty first century. At least we're consistent.
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  Speaker 4: That the the tiles that they're using are leaps and
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  Speaker 4: bounds better than even what they had on the very
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  Speaker 4: last Shuttle launch and reentry.
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  Speaker 2: Oh is it that porcelain tile that looks like wood flooring.
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  Speaker 2: That's good stuff, Yes, very durable.
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  Speaker 4: Yes.
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  Speaker 2: Would just love to see someone's face when NASA shows
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  Speaker 2: up at the tile off and be like, all right,
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  Speaker 2: so we need l a bunch of your tile here.
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  Speaker 2: What's a for rocket.
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  Speaker 4: Away?
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  Speaker 2: Okay, so we get splashed down, splashed down, seven o'clock
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  Speaker 2: Friday night, Primetime. Hopefully that goes well. Where are they
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  Speaker 2: supposed to be splashing down? Are they still splashing down
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  Speaker 2: or are they doing like the SpaceX rocket return? Are
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  Speaker 2: they just going to land on a platform?
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  Speaker 3: No? Still they splash down off the coast of California.
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  Speaker 4: Okay, yeah, it still takes too much fuel to have
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  Speaker 4: a thrust system to slow them down enough to land them.
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  Speaker 2: I love that while we're exploring space, we're still budget conscious.
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  Speaker 4: That's right.
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  Speaker 2: No, no, no, no, that's going to be too much gas.
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  Speaker 2: If you've seen gas prices, they're a little high lately.
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  Speaker 2: Things are happening in the Middle East. So I think
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  Speaker 2: it's better we just you know, parachute our way down
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  Speaker 2: and save the fuel.
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  Speaker 1: Still I don't think we I still don't think we
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  Speaker 1: build an engine that can do it. And it's one
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  Speaker 1: thing when when when you're when you're talking about these
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  Speaker 1: launches where those castles, engines, everything else come back after
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  Speaker 1: a low earth orbit. It's another thing when you're talking
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  Speaker 1: about full blown hurling back towards the Earth.
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  Speaker 2: You're right because right now the Orion where all the
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  Speaker 2: astronauts are. They're not in the rocket anymore. They're in
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  Speaker 2: the capsule, right exactly, So now he doesn't have a
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  Speaker 2: big engine on it, so got it right. You could
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  Speaker 2: still use the heat shield to slow them down to
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  Speaker 2: you know, merely terminal velocity, at which point you could
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  Speaker 2: then fire engines all that, but that would require a
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  Speaker 2: lot of fuel on board the actual capsule, which would
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  Speaker 2: be extra weight in the launch in the beginning. And yeah,
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  Speaker 2: so it is technically budgetary. So in terms that my
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  Speaker 2: non space brain can understand, they're on the rocket, and
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  Speaker 2: the rocket go take take off towards the Moon, and
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  Speaker 2: then when they get far enough beyond the atmosphere, then
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  Speaker 2: then the rocket goes away and then it's just the
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  Speaker 2: tip that we take the space.
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  Speaker 1: It's it's still very much the Apollo system of they
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  Speaker 1: stages get get the Oriyan capsule off and then ultimately
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  Speaker 1: ditch that and it's it's just the capsule like like
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  Speaker 1: it was in the Apollo.
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  Speaker 2: Missions, and then the tip comes back home, parachute splash down,
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  Speaker 2: fish them out right fingers crossed man. We need we
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  Speaker 2: need to win, We need a w we need to
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  Speaker 2: feel good, and that would be the way to make
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  Speaker 2: be a nice a nice bow on the last week,
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  Speaker 2: week and a half, a nice feel good moment, something
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  Speaker 2: to be proud of. Be like, ah, yes, we did something.
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  Speaker 2: Uh when is the next one supposed to be? Do
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  Speaker 2: we know next? Sure, it's on the schedule somewhere next Okay.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, approximately a year from now.
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  Speaker 1: And then twenty eight is when they plan on landing
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  Speaker 1: on the Moon.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, putting people on the moon?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, do we know what they're supposed to do when
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  Speaker 2: they get there? Are they gonna do like a repeat
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  Speaker 2: of you know sixty nine with Apollo twelve or eleven?
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  Speaker 4: They've got a much better game plan.
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  Speaker 2: They're gonna they're gonna play pickleball instead of golf.
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  Speaker 4: Yes, on the Moon.
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  Speaker 2: All right, Well, we've had fun with that, and we've
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  Speaker 2: done something that Hollywood's been doing a lot of lately,
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  Speaker 2: that is, we rebooted a classic. We took our intellectual
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  Speaker 2: property of Going to the Moon and we rebooted it
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  Speaker 2: and we remastered it, and hopefully it all goes according
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  Speaker 2: to plan. There are some things in the past though,
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  Speaker 2: that I'm sure some of us wish would just stay buried.
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  Speaker 2: I'm a big fan of WFAA's Cynthia isigide. She's an
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  Speaker 2: outstanding anchor and has been for a number of years now,
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  Speaker 2: for a number of years now Channel eight in Dallas
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  Speaker 2: Fort Worth, and but.
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  Speaker 3: An incredibly nice person.
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  Speaker 2: I'm sure that she wishes this didn't exist, but the
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  Speaker 2: internet is forever, along with TV news.
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  Speaker 6: Bloopers view Eric wyhan Mayer who climbed the highest mountain
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  Speaker 6: in the world, Mount Everest.
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  Speaker 7: But he's gay, I mean he's gay. Excuse me, he's blind.
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  Speaker 7: I worry about that coming.
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  Speaker 2: Oh wow, Oh Cynthia, her mind was definitely somewhere else.
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  Speaker 2: I don't know how I have never seen this until
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  Speaker 2: just the other day. Oh really, how how many years
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  Speaker 2: has Cynthia been in DFW as an anchor at Channel eight,
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  Speaker 2: Like it's pushing twenty if not already, right, yeah, and
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  Speaker 2: it's a long time. This clip is from a prior station,
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  Speaker 2: a different market altogether. I don't know which one it
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  Speaker 2: is at The logo with the seven in the circle
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  Speaker 2: in the corner looks like a Chicago's like Chicago. Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: And you can also tell watching the video like we are,
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  Speaker 2: it is extremely fuzzy on the resolution. So this is
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  Speaker 2: well before high death, Like this is before we even
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  Speaker 2: knew what ten eighty was. This is before we even
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  Speaker 2: knew what seven twenty was. I mean, I think this
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  Speaker 2: was like actual, like in the ninety air. Yeah, this
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  Speaker 2: is nineties era TV resolution, And maybe that was the problem.
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  Speaker 2: Maybe the teleprompter was on ninety nineties era resolution when
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  Speaker 2: she said, this.
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  Speaker 6: Your view Eric wyhan Mayer, who climbed the highest mountain
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  Speaker 6: in the world, Mount Everest.
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  Speaker 7: But he's gay. I mean he's gay. Excuse me, he's blind.
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  Speaker 7: So we'll hear about that.
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  Speaker 4: I just and you can see her co anchor he's
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  Speaker 4: confused too, uh huh, He's like, what.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, I look, I don't know how you get gay
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  Speaker 2: out of blind, but somehow her wires got crossed.
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  Speaker 4: And really crossed.
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  Speaker 2: And keep in mind, I feel for her. This sucks.
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  Speaker 2: But if this was me, I would fully expect everyone
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  Speaker 2: to drag it up on occasion and make fun of
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  Speaker 2: me for it. And you know what, maybe she embraces
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  Speaker 2: it a little bit these days. I don't know. I
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  Speaker 2: don't want to be the person that asks her because
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  Speaker 2: on the off chance she really really hates this, and
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  Speaker 2: I don't want to be associated in her head with hate.
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  Speaker 3: But hey, listen, listen.
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  Speaker 1: If it ever gets too much for she ever just thinks,
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  Speaker 1: what the hell, why won't this go away?
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  Speaker 3: Called Jeff crilly.
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  Speaker 1: Because no matter what, no matter how bad it is,
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  Speaker 1: at least you don't have a giant dildo bouncing through
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  Speaker 1: the background of your live shot.
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  Speaker 2: That's true. You know how they always say there's always
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  Speaker 2: someone richer, There's always a bigger boat in TV news,
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  Speaker 2: There's always a bigger dildo in the background.
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• 19:59
  Speaker 2: with Trey and j There was one other thing I
• 20:01
  Speaker 2: noticed in this video with w FAA anchor Cynthia Isegide.
• 20:08
  Speaker 2: And this video, by the way, was from many many
• 20:11
  Speaker 2: many years ago. At a previous station.
• 20:13
  Speaker 6: Interview, Eric Wyhan made player who climbed the highest mountain
• 20:18
  Speaker 6: in the world, Mount Everest.
• 20:20
  Speaker 7: But he's gay, I mean he's gay. Excuse me, he's blind.
• 20:24
  Speaker 7: So we'll hear about that coming here.
• 20:28
  Speaker 2: On one hand, and on one hand, like you mentioned, Jerry,
• 20:31
  Speaker 2: her her co anchor has got to be just you know,
• 20:34
  Speaker 2: just soul crushed in sides like, oh no, she just
• 20:36
  Speaker 2: said something like that. Have you noticed his name? His
• 20:43
  Speaker 2: name is Craig and if I'm seeing and if I'm
• 20:50
  Speaker 2: seeing it correctly, his full name is Craig Nigrell Lee.
• 20:55
  Speaker 2: You know how there are certain names that you see
• 20:57
  Speaker 2: and you think, you know, I'd change that if I
• 20:59
  Speaker 2: was him. This is one of them. Because if I'm
• 21:03
  Speaker 2: on TV and I'm going around using the last name
• 21:06
  Speaker 2: nick GRELLI I think I would change that because it
• 21:09
  Speaker 2: sounds like a slur in Italian.
• 21:15
  Speaker 3: And by the way, I think this she was in Albuquerque.
• 21:20
  Speaker 2: Oh this is Albuquerque. Well then she shouldn't apologize. I
• 21:24
  Speaker 2: don't think Albuquerque is that, you know, stunned by her
• 21:27
  Speaker 2: saying this. Also, I'm stunned that Albuquerque has an action news.
• 21:34
  Speaker 2: Well that that's this is how TV news and how
• 21:36
  Speaker 2: radio used to work. You get all your mistakes done
• 21:39
  Speaker 2: in the small market, so when you get to the
• 21:41
  Speaker 2: big one, it's all out of your system.
• 21:44
  Speaker 4: I was about to say, could that possibly be why
• 21:46
  Speaker 4: she changed markets? Could could this have been when that happened?
• 21:52
  Speaker 2: Congratulations, Cynthia, You've done the worst thing imaginable in Albuquerque.
• 21:56
  Speaker 2: It's time we call you to the big leagues in Dallas,
• 21:59
  Speaker 2: fort Work.
• 22:00
  Speaker 4: It's out of your system. Now it's time.
• 22:04
  Speaker 2: Come on up. Anyway, I'm sorry Cynthia had to go
• 22:10
  Speaker 2: through that, but I'm glad we got to, you know,
• 22:12
  Speaker 2: be a part of it in some small way. All Right, Look,
• 22:16
  Speaker 2: we all need to be honest about something here. We're
• 22:19
  Speaker 2: not getting any younger. We are all of the age
• 22:22
  Speaker 2: that we are now encountering old man problems. I am
• 22:27
  Speaker 2: forty six, Trey, you're fifty one. Jerry, you're also fifty one. Also,
• 22:34
  Speaker 2: you're also fifty one. Even though, if I can be
• 22:37
  Speaker 2: so bold, I like to think we all look pretty
• 22:40
  Speaker 2: good for our age, especially Jerry. Jerry, you're fifty one,
• 22:43
  Speaker 2: you look like thirty one. That's just not fair. But
• 22:46
  Speaker 2: we all still have problems that come with age. And
• 22:52
  Speaker 2: there are times I feel like maybe our fathers didn't
• 22:55
  Speaker 2: prepare us for all of these things. They prepared us
• 22:58
  Speaker 2: for a number of things, but as a father, I
• 23:00
  Speaker 2: guess you can't prepare your son for everything. Like this headline,
• 23:04
  Speaker 2: why men over fifty keep getting things stuck up their butts?
• 23:14
  Speaker 1: I feel like maybe this was a conversation uniquely suited
• 23:17
  Speaker 1: to you and your dad.
• 23:19
  Speaker 2: I knew you were going to take it to me.
• 23:21
  Speaker 2: I just knew it. That's why he gave you the
• 23:22
  Speaker 2: room to get it out there.
• 23:25
  Speaker 4: It's the space to get in the space to get
• 23:27
  Speaker 4: in there. Yeah, any window, all of it.
• 23:33
  Speaker 2: When a man in his fifties, Robert, shuffled into doctor
• 23:37
  Speaker 2: Lawrence Cunningham's GP surgery, he initially complained of tummy peyton.
• 23:43
  Speaker 2: Doctor Lawrence told Metro it took nearly half an hour
• 23:47
  Speaker 2: of gentle questioning before he admitted the truth. He had
• 23:50
  Speaker 2: a glass jar stuck in his butt that he couldn't
• 23:53
  Speaker 2: get out himself. This is not an isolated incident, by
• 23:56
  Speaker 2: the way, with the NHS forking out roughly three million
• 24:01
  Speaker 2: pounds in the past five years to remove foreign objects
• 24:04
  Speaker 2: from people's rectums. In twenty twenty five alone, five hundred
• 24:09
  Speaker 2: and five people were admitted to the hospital for this reason,
• 24:12
  Speaker 2: twenty five percent of whom were men, just like Robert,
• 24:16
  Speaker 2: aged fifty one, a milder. So, while this story is
• 24:20
  Speaker 2: based in the UK, we all know we're doing it
• 24:26
  Speaker 2: as well in America. If the Brits are doing it,
• 24:28
  Speaker 2: we're doing it too. I have no doubt about it.
• 24:32
  Speaker 9: Speak for yourself, Okay, objects get stuck in the butt
• 24:43
  Speaker 9: because of your internal anal sphincter muscle, which you cannot control.
• 24:48
  Speaker 2: It contracts because its job is to hold in your bowels. Therefore,
• 24:53
  Speaker 2: if you don't insert something with a flared base and
• 24:56
  Speaker 2: you push it too far in your sphinker ca and
• 25:00
  Speaker 2: contract and pull it inside you. The doctor adds he's
• 25:05
  Speaker 2: seen or heard of pretty much everything being discovered in
• 25:08
  Speaker 2: someone's butt, and nearly forty years of practice, there's been
• 25:11
  Speaker 2: household items through purpose made adult toys. He says. The
• 25:16
  Speaker 2: ones that come up most seem to be bottles, light bulbs,
• 25:18
  Speaker 2: and various bits from the kitchen drawer. Keep that in
• 25:22
  Speaker 2: mind the next time you go out over somebody's house
• 25:23
  Speaker 2: for a dinner party.
• 25:29
  Speaker 1: And we've all we've talked to ems workers and heard stories.
• 25:34
  Speaker 1: I don't understand the light bulb thing.
• 25:38
  Speaker 4: I don't like. I don't.
• 25:42
  Speaker 3: Of all things because they're very breakable.
• 25:44
  Speaker 2: Yes, they're very breakable, unless you're putting that in there
• 25:48
  Speaker 2: to go do an X ray for funzies with with
• 25:52
  Speaker 2: it on. I don't think that's going to be enjoyable.
• 25:55
  Speaker 4: I mean, I especially wouldn't want it on if that
• 25:56
  Speaker 4: glass breaks and that some bitches on Holy cow. Yeah uh,
• 26:02
  Speaker 4: I mean I have never understood the wanting to put
• 26:10
  Speaker 4: things in your butt or put your other thing into
• 26:14
  Speaker 4: other things bottles, I've never I've never understood the for
• 26:17
  Speaker 4: an object thing ever.
• 26:19
  Speaker 2: No, I mean, look, if if I'm a big proponent
• 26:23
  Speaker 2: of you, do you but the next time you're in
• 26:26
  Speaker 2: a home goods and you see a dude in there
• 26:28
  Speaker 2: by himself, that's what he's doing, he is shopping.
• 26:35
  Speaker 3: I mean, but what do you do? You do you
• 26:37
  Speaker 3: think you're like.
• 26:41
  Speaker 1: Uncle Fester's weird twin that you know you can line
• 26:46
  Speaker 1: them up at the other end?
• 26:47
  Speaker 3: What I I That just makes no sense.
• 26:55
  Speaker 4: Take a great only fans page, Fans.
• 27:01
  Speaker 2: I got an oscillating one in there one time. In
• 27:06
  Speaker 2: addition to the bottles, the light bulbs, and various bits
• 27:09
  Speaker 2: from the kitchen drawer. Other medical professionals share in this
• 27:13
  Speaker 2: article that people have told them about mobile phones, remote controls,
• 27:17
  Speaker 2: even small tools. The range really is quite something. Yeah,
• 27:27
  Speaker 2: in France, when we talked about this story a while
• 27:29
  Speaker 2: back in France, there was even a man who turned
• 27:32
  Speaker 2: up There was even a man who went to the
• 27:34
  Speaker 2: emergency room where the World War One bomb in his butt. Women,
• 27:42
  Speaker 2: this does happen to women as well, it's just at
• 27:44
  Speaker 2: a much smaller percentage compared to men.
• 27:48
  Speaker 1: Yeah, what I mean, I know, they said, you know,
• 27:53
  Speaker 1: this is something that especially happens over fifty. But I'm
• 27:57
  Speaker 1: still yet to get to the point in my life
• 28:00
  Speaker 1: where I'm just like, well, you know, you start everything,
• 28:05
  Speaker 1: you look at everything in the realm of could that
• 28:08
  Speaker 1: fit up my ass?
• 28:10
  Speaker 2: Yeah, it's like a second puberty. Uh huh, because his
• 28:14
  Speaker 2: first puberty. I mean, my god, that's just a whirlwind.
• 28:19
  Speaker 2: But according to this article, they asked a question why
• 28:22
  Speaker 2: are older men the primary culprits of sticking random objects
• 28:26
  Speaker 2: in their butts? Sex educator April Maria says there's one
• 28:31
  Speaker 2: simple reason maturing sexually. She says it's not about these
• 28:35
  Speaker 2: men being adventurous, but more about them becoming more comfortable
• 28:39
  Speaker 2: with themselves and their bodies over time. As people get older,
• 28:44
  Speaker 2: there's less pressure to perform or fit into a rigid
• 28:46
  Speaker 2: area of what sex should look like and more openness
• 28:50
  Speaker 2: to exploring what actually feels good.
• 28:54
  Speaker 4: Still doesn't explain why you want to put fourn objects
• 28:56
  Speaker 4: up your ass.
• 28:58
  Speaker 2: She just said it. You're you're just more open to it.
• 29:02
  Speaker 1: Then then go buy the you know they make toys
• 29:08
  Speaker 1: that for guys. Go buy one of those that's built
• 29:13
  Speaker 1: for such adventures.
• 29:15
  Speaker 2: At least something with a handle, yes, a handle or
• 29:19
  Speaker 2: a string, because it makes sense. Especially today, you can
• 29:24
  Speaker 2: get anything delivered at just about any time. So if
• 29:29
  Speaker 2: you have this urge to put something in your butt
• 29:34
  Speaker 2: instead of looking around your house and deciding, hm, I
• 29:38
  Speaker 2: wonder if that would feel good or fit, go online
• 29:42
  Speaker 2: and find you a tool for the job meant to
• 29:45
  Speaker 2: do that.
• 29:47
  Speaker 4: They even make ice They even make ice trays where
• 29:51
  Speaker 4: you can like make dildo shaped ice cubes or butt
• 29:57
  Speaker 4: plug shaped ice cubes. Well is that adventures?
• 30:02
  Speaker 1: Well?
• 30:02
  Speaker 2: Is that for your butt? Or is that for the
• 30:04
  Speaker 2: alcohol that you're going to drink before you start sticking
• 30:07
  Speaker 2: things in your butt?
• 30:08
  Speaker 4: I mean, if you've got two, you can use it
• 30:11
  Speaker 4: multi purse.
• 30:11
  Speaker 2: Yes, that makes sense. I guess you could if you
• 30:13
  Speaker 2: got a whole tray, some go in the glass, some
• 30:15
  Speaker 2: going your butt. I don't know. The whole point though, is,
• 30:26
  Speaker 2: according to research, men are reaching a certain age of
• 30:29
  Speaker 2: sexual maturity where they feel open enough to start sticking
• 30:35
  Speaker 2: random things in their butt. We are now telling you
• 30:38
  Speaker 2: don't do that. Get a specific tool for the job.
• 30:42
  Speaker 2: Like if you're building a tree house, you get the
• 30:45
  Speaker 2: tools necessary to build the treehouse. You don't get a
• 30:47
  Speaker 2: button plug to do that. So if you want to
• 30:51
  Speaker 2: stick something in your butt, don't take a tool away
• 30:53
  Speaker 2: from the treehouse building kit. Just go get a butt blood.
• 30:57
  Speaker 4: I don't know now that you talk about it, man,
• 30:58
  Speaker 4: I'm starting to look at my he mans a little
• 31:00
  Speaker 4: differently right now.
• 31:01
  Speaker 2: Well, they're looking at you differently, and it's probably because
• 31:07
  Speaker 2: they have the power.
• 31:11
  Speaker 4: So smooth and muscular.
• 31:13
  Speaker 2: But if you get the entire castle of gray skull
• 31:16
  Speaker 2: in your ass.
• 31:17
  Speaker 4: I'll take a picture. I'll send it to you.
• 31:19
  Speaker 2: No, you will not do not call me for help
• 31:21
  Speaker 2: when that gets stuck, because it's kinda get stuck. It's
• 31:24
  Speaker 2: very jagged.
• 31:27
  Speaker 3: What about Gi Joe.
• 31:30
  Speaker 4: Ooh kung Fu grip?
• 31:31
  Speaker 2: Hang on? Are we talking to eighties Gi Joe the
• 31:34
  Speaker 2: small version or like the sixties version that was like
• 31:37
  Speaker 2: eighteen inches?
• 31:40
  Speaker 3: I also notice what i'd float your boat?
• 31:43
  Speaker 2: Also not as the Great American Hero, Yeah.
• 31:50
  Speaker 1: I mean, I mean, I guess the kung Fu grip
• 31:51
  Speaker 1: would uh massage the prostate.
• 31:56
  Speaker 2: Give it a swift kick. Yeh okay. So that's not
• 31:59
  Speaker 2: all when it comes to old man problems. This one,
• 32:04
  Speaker 2: this one is certainly something that's very unique to men,
• 32:06
  Speaker 2: and the ladies have absolutely no idea about it. This
• 32:12
  Speaker 2: is a great post on social media that someone did.
• 32:15
  Speaker 2: Nobody warned me that the worst part of aging was
• 32:19
  Speaker 2: going to be my nuts turning into a pendulum. They
• 32:21
  Speaker 2: just keep growing. I'm out here swinging low like a
• 32:24
  Speaker 2: goddamn grandfather clock. Yes, this is one of those lessons
• 32:33
  Speaker 2: that my father, may he rest in peace, did not
• 32:37
  Speaker 2: prepare me for. He got me on the front end
• 32:40
  Speaker 2: as far as like giving me the talk the birds
• 32:42
  Speaker 2: and the bees and the body going through changes into manhood,
• 32:46
  Speaker 2: but he never gave me to talk about the back
• 32:49
  Speaker 2: end of life, when things start changing in other ways,
• 32:52
  Speaker 2: like going farther south towards the equator, in ways that
• 32:58
  Speaker 2: you didn't really expect, because there was and a pamphlet
• 33:00
  Speaker 2: on that in health class. Instead, I got the radio
• 33:06
  Speaker 2: station version of it from our assistant program director Lee
• 33:10
  Speaker 2: Harris at one oh five three, telling me, oh man,
• 33:13
  Speaker 2: my bulls just get lower and lower every day, Like,
• 33:16
  Speaker 2: oh god, I don't want to hear this from him.
• 33:21
  Speaker 3: You and Lee were that close. Huh.
• 33:25
  Speaker 2: Lee was that close with anybody who would listen.
• 33:28
  Speaker 4: That's fair.
• 33:33
  Speaker 2: If you were within earshot, he was talking to you
• 33:37
  Speaker 2: about some seriously inappropriate things.
• 33:41
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 33:42
  Speaker 2: And then but then if you got him and our
• 33:44
  Speaker 2: engineer Jay Walker talking about talking about his favorite blumpkin situation,
• 33:49
  Speaker 2: then you just got two radio classics going ahead to
• 33:52
  Speaker 2: head and you're just sitting back and just enjoying the show.
• 33:55
  Speaker 10: Oh and your ears would never be the same. Now
• 34:02
  Speaker 10: you're scarred at that point, very scarred. But but this
• 34:06
  Speaker 10: is something that you keep hearing about the older and
• 34:08
  Speaker 10: older men get is you start thinking, is the water
• 34:11
  Speaker 10: level in my toilet bowl getting higher?
• 34:14
  Speaker 4: Or yeah, I've never never thought about plastic surgery before,
• 34:21
  Speaker 4: you know, but if I was going to get one,
• 34:24
  Speaker 4: just sew them suckers up, just bring them back to factory.
• 34:27
  Speaker 2: That's get a sack lift.
• 34:30
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 34:34
  Speaker 3: Do they do that.
• 34:36
  Speaker 2: I'm almost positive that they do.
• 34:38
  Speaker 4: It must exist somewhere, that's God.
• 34:41
  Speaker 3: You want to talk about painful?
• 34:44
  Speaker 4: Oh, just quick little whip stitch.
• 34:48
  Speaker 1: I think probably just you're cutting out skin and then
• 34:52
  Speaker 1: re sewing mm hmm.
• 34:55
  Speaker 3: I mean you know, I don't. I don't think.
• 34:57
  Speaker 1: I mean if they just pulled it back like you
• 35:00
  Speaker 1: do a facelift, and I think then you'd get a
• 35:02
  Speaker 1: saggy taint.
• 35:04
  Speaker 2: Well, I think they trim it. This is what I mean.
• 35:12
  Speaker 2: Our fathers did not prepare us for these things. Dad.
• 35:16
  Speaker 2: What do you do when you balls get too low?
• 35:18
  Speaker 2: You cut them son.
• 35:22
  Speaker 3: A little nip tuck, just pull.
• 35:27
  Speaker 2: It back and you staplehew glue.
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• 36:31
  Speaker 2: It is April ninth, twenty twenty six. Time for birthdays.
• 36:46
  Speaker 2: Kristen Stewart is thirty six years old today. Kristin Stewart
• 36:53
  Speaker 2: thirty six years old today. One of those just sort
• 36:56
  Speaker 2: of a I just all she got hollyweird pretty quickly.
• 37:01
  Speaker 2: She started out in the Twilight movies. Of course, I
• 37:04
  Speaker 2: don't know if she did anything before that, but that's
• 37:06
  Speaker 2: what she's That's what she was known for for a
• 37:08
  Speaker 2: very long time. She's done a few things since then,
• 37:14
  Speaker 2: lots of artsy type stuff. Like I said, she's kind
• 37:16
  Speaker 2: of gotten holly weird. But she's taken so much flack
• 37:22
  Speaker 2: in her career for basically being one faced, Like she
• 37:28
  Speaker 2: just has like one face through everything she's ever done,
• 37:32
  Speaker 2: so much so that everyone just kind of like, is
• 37:34
  Speaker 2: she a bad actress? Like she can't change her face
• 37:36
  Speaker 2: to change, you know, based on a roll or anything.
• 37:39
  Speaker 2: I don't know if that's fair or not. I haven't
• 37:41
  Speaker 2: seen her enough stuff to judge it. There was a
• 37:43
  Speaker 2: movie that came out a handful of years ago. It's
• 37:45
  Speaker 2: one of those underwater like suspense slash horror movies. I
• 37:49
  Speaker 2: meant to see it, I just haven't. I keep forgetting
• 37:51
  Speaker 2: about it. Does that sound familiar to you with All
• 37:52
  Speaker 2: Trey No do you remember in I guess maybe it
• 37:59
  Speaker 2: started in the eighties with Abyss, But late eighties and
• 38:03
  Speaker 2: into the nineties there was these underwater scary movies. So
• 38:08
  Speaker 2: you had Abyss, which wasn't necessarily scary, it was just,
• 38:13
  Speaker 2: you know, it was suspenseful at points, but you didn't
• 38:15
  Speaker 2: really know what was happening. But then there was a
• 38:17
  Speaker 2: movie that came out called Leviathan that was scary, and
• 38:21
  Speaker 2: I still feel like there was a couple of others,
• 38:23
  Speaker 2: but I'm brain farting as far as what the titles were.
• 38:26
  Speaker 2: But I just feel like that's a whole genre that's
• 38:28
  Speaker 2: like a subgenre of films where it's movies that take
• 38:32
  Speaker 2: place in, you know, these research facilities or something at
• 38:37
  Speaker 2: the bottom of the ocean floor and how that's just
• 38:39
  Speaker 2: scary enough on its own. But it was one of
• 38:41
  Speaker 2: those movies.
• 38:42
  Speaker 4: The movie you were talking about is called The Chronology
• 38:46
  Speaker 4: of Water.
• 38:50
  Speaker 2: The subgenre or the movie itself, the movie the movie
• 38:54
  Speaker 2: the movie itself with kristin Dirt. Yeah, no, wonder, I
• 39:01
  Speaker 2: didn't see it.
• 39:01
  Speaker 4: The title is awful, right, It's like we've got the
• 39:04
  Speaker 4: shape of water. The Chronology of what. Okay, the trailer
• 39:11
  Speaker 4: doesn't match that title. It sounds more like a documentary.
• 39:14
  Speaker 4: And there's this weird picture of her as like the
• 39:21
  Speaker 4: like one of the promotional images, and it looks like
• 39:24
  Speaker 4: she's being abducted by aliens, is what it looks like.
• 39:27
  Speaker 2: Yeah, it is. She still making the same face, or
• 39:29
  Speaker 2: she actually.
• 39:29
  Speaker 4: Looks scared, her faces pointed towards the sky like she's
• 39:34
  Speaker 4: ah and she's being you know, and just lulled back
• 39:37
  Speaker 4: and being pulled up but still in the water. And
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  Speaker 4: I don't know it's complete.
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  Speaker 3: Side note.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, either of y'all ever read about how brutal the
• 39:47
  Speaker 1: filming of The Abyss was.
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  Speaker 2: I know, I've seen a documentary on it, and I
• 39:53
  Speaker 2: remember who was it. Was it Sigourney Weaver or was
• 39:58
  Speaker 2: it Ed Harris. Someone talked about how they basically did
• 40:00
  Speaker 2: drown in one of those scenes.
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  Speaker 1: Ed Harris basically for years just he refused to talk
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  Speaker 1: about it, but yeah, I said he nearly drowned.
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  Speaker 4: Uh, Like.
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  Speaker 1: I saw something and I was just reading about it.
• 40:15
  Speaker 1: It was like evidently like they were all like, we're
• 40:18
  Speaker 1: gonna die filming this movie.
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  Speaker 3: And it worked. It's It's one of my all time
• 40:25
  Speaker 3: favorite movies.
• 40:26
  Speaker 4: But yeah, it's a good movie.
• 40:29
  Speaker 2: That one is up there on a on a Treehouse
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  Speaker 2: review list. I would think, I have not seen that
• 40:34
  Speaker 2: movie in so long, but I still remember seeing it
• 40:39
  Speaker 2: in the theater and how surprised I was at that ending.
• 40:43
  Speaker 2: I was like, oh, I wasn't expecting. I was expecting
• 40:45
  Speaker 2: some sort of like space flood, not space, but I
• 40:47
  Speaker 2: was expecting some sort of like sea monster kind of
• 40:50
  Speaker 2: a thing, and instead it was like alien stuff that
• 40:53
  Speaker 2: was totally new to me. And I was like nine
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  Speaker 2: when it came out. So yeah, Kristen Stewart thirty six today,
• 40:59
  Speaker 2: other birthdays, didn't Quaid seventy two? You talk about Hollywood
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  Speaker 2: legend that dude's done at all. Dennis Quaid seventy two
• 41:07
  Speaker 2: years old, And Jerry you mentioned it unintentionally earlier in
• 41:10
  Speaker 2: this episode. One of my favorite Dennis Quaid movies in
• 41:14
  Speaker 2: her Space. In her Space, Yeah, Dennis Quaid, Meg Ryan, Ah,
• 41:20
  Speaker 2: it's usually the first movie I think when you mentioned
• 41:22
  Speaker 2: Dennis Quaid Martin Short. I also think about the movie
• 41:26
  Speaker 2: The Uh. I forgot the name of it, but it's
• 41:28
  Speaker 2: one where he it's based on a on a real story,
• 41:31
  Speaker 2: the middle aged little League coach turned professional baseball player
• 41:36
  Speaker 2: because during the strike of the nineties and they bring
• 41:39
  Speaker 2: in the scab players, this guy can still throw like
• 41:44
  Speaker 2: ninety something miles an hour.
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  Speaker 4: The rookie, the rookie, Yes, yeah, he also did great
• 41:49
  Speaker 4: Balls of Fire that was really good.
• 41:52
  Speaker 2: And but for the rookie when they actually they actually
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  Speaker 2: shot that at the stadium in Arlington, and I was
• 41:58
  Speaker 2: there that night when they shot the stuff for the
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  Speaker 2: movie as he's warming up in the bullpen and coming out.
• 42:04
  Speaker 2: That was a fun night. That was really cool.
• 42:09
  Speaker 3: What else are you saying, tre Oh, and survived Randy too.
• 42:15
  Speaker 2: That may be his ultimate achievement. Yeah, because not everyone has.
• 42:20
  Speaker 2: Elle Fanning twenty eight years old. She's of the Fanning family,
• 42:25
  Speaker 2: the Fanning sisters. Dakota, I guess, is the one that's
• 42:27
  Speaker 2: slightly better known, slightly better successful. Dakota Fanning was the
• 42:31
  Speaker 2: one who was in I Am Sam with Sean Penn.
• 42:35
  Speaker 2: Elle Fanning was actually the movie I just saw the
• 42:37
  Speaker 2: other day, which is Predator bad Lands. She plays the
• 42:42
  Speaker 2: like Seth or Madrid. Yeah, she plays the Android and
• 42:46
  Speaker 2: Predator bad Lands, which can I just say real quickly
• 42:49
  Speaker 2: from a selfish standpoint, all the New Predator movies, Okay,
• 42:52
  Speaker 2: not all. A lot of the new Predator movies are
• 42:55
  Speaker 2: really really good, pray fantastic. It may actually be my
• 43:02
  Speaker 2: favorite Predator movie. And I know that that's sacrilegious to
• 43:04
  Speaker 2: the entire franchise, because you know, the first one should
• 43:07
  Speaker 2: be probably.
• 43:08
  Speaker 3: There's always number two.
• 43:13
  Speaker 1: You mean, how you mean Religi against a franchise that
• 43:19
  Speaker 1: had Predator too.
• 43:21
  Speaker 2: Yes, I see what you mean, thank you. Yeah, that's
• 43:24
  Speaker 2: a solid point. As much as I actually enjoyed Predator too, uh,
• 43:29
  Speaker 2: mainly because it hit at the right time, because it
• 43:32
  Speaker 2: had it had moobies in it, and I was of
• 43:35
  Speaker 2: the age. I was like, yeah, but if you have
• 43:38
  Speaker 2: not seen Prey, it is so so good. Before that,
• 43:43
  Speaker 2: the Adrian Brody Predator movie, I think it was just
• 43:46
  Speaker 2: called Predators, where a bunch of Earthlings get you know,
• 43:49
  Speaker 2: kidnapped and dropped onto this hunting planet for the Predators.
• 43:53
  Speaker 2: That was also really really good. That was fun, and
• 43:56
  Speaker 2: in addition to Adrian Brody, it also has a couple
• 43:58
  Speaker 2: other recognizable faces including what's his name from that seventies
• 44:03
  Speaker 2: show who's actually really good in that as well. But
• 44:07
  Speaker 2: Predator bad Lands really really good. That was fun. Other
• 44:10
  Speaker 2: birthdays Today, Litl nas X is twenty seven, still going
• 44:15
  Speaker 2: by little. One of my favorite third basemen in the nineties,
• 44:19
  Speaker 2: Dante Bischett is sixty three today. He was part of
• 44:23
  Speaker 2: the Colorado Rockies. And today is Hugh Hefner's birthday. But
• 44:29
  Speaker 2: he's dead. If he was still alive, he'd be one
• 44:31
  Speaker 2: hundred and probably damn near broke because all of his
• 44:35
  Speaker 2: former girlfriends probably would have sued his ass into the poorhouse.
• 44:38
  Speaker 2: By Now.
• 44:41
  Speaker 3: That's an interesting one because you read some of the
• 44:45
  Speaker 3: stories and you're like, okay, yeah, but also you knew
• 44:52
  Speaker 3: what you were getting into. I mean, after Playboy, Like what.
• 44:58
  Speaker 2: It's an eighty year old man, why do you think
• 45:00
  Speaker 2: you're there.
• 45:01
  Speaker 1: I didn't even know Playboy was still around, And it was,
• 45:04
  Speaker 1: in fact, yesterday I saw some pop star I.
• 45:07
  Speaker 3: Have no idea who it was.
• 45:08
  Speaker 1: Was like, oh, yeah, she just you know, posed in Playboy,
• 45:10
  Speaker 1: and like, oh, I.
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  Speaker 3: Had no idea.
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  Speaker 4: I didn't.
• 45:15
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I think. I think at one point they tried
• 45:19
  Speaker 2: to double down on the articles, just be like yeah,
• 45:22
  Speaker 2: it's because because you can't compete with internet porn. So
• 45:24
  Speaker 2: they were like okay, uhb, we were really all about
• 45:27
  Speaker 2: the articles. Now now I guess they've swung back.
• 45:29
  Speaker 3: Playboy used to actually have really good articles.
• 45:32
  Speaker 4: Yeah, and that's what I mean. I think.
• 45:34
  Speaker 2: I think at one point they're trying to decide in
• 45:36
  Speaker 2: the in the transition from the print to digital age,
• 45:39
  Speaker 2: they're like, Okay, well, we can't really keep up with
• 45:42
  Speaker 2: the porn and the digital stuff because we're not you know,
• 45:45
  Speaker 2: we're classy, but we just so. I think what they
• 45:47
  Speaker 2: did was they just tried to focus on like the
• 45:49
  Speaker 2: article content for a while, which especially when it's like,
• 45:54
  Speaker 2: if you've got a starlet that wants to pose in
• 45:57
  Speaker 2: that way, why would she do it with Playboy when
• 46:00
  Speaker 2: she could do it herself and own everything. But still,
• 46:08
  Speaker 2: I'm I'm glad to know, despite all of its shortcomings
• 46:12
  Speaker 2: and it's modern standard problems, I'm glad that we got troped.
• 46:20
  Speaker 2: I'm glad that we got to grow up in the
• 46:22
  Speaker 2: time of Playboy because that really and truly helped shape me.
• 46:28
  Speaker 2: It might be to the left because of it, but.
• 46:32
  Speaker 1: I mean, yeah, as a kid, if you found a Playboy,
• 46:36
  Speaker 1: that was just gold mine.
• 46:40
  Speaker 4: Mm hmmm h.
• 46:46
  Speaker 2: And that was that was one of the that was
• 46:47
  Speaker 2: one of the things I loved about going to visit
• 46:49
  Speaker 2: my dad was that he didn't even hide them. They
• 46:51
  Speaker 2: were just in the in the basket next to the toilets, like, yeah,
• 46:54
  Speaker 2: here we go. Yeah, it was a different time.
• 47:01
  Speaker 4: It was m.
• 47:05
  Speaker 2: Okay, now that we've done all of this, do you
• 47:08
  Speaker 2: want to hear about pig seaman eye drops or blaming
• 47:11
  Speaker 2: the dog for murder?
• 47:15
  Speaker 4: Wow?
• 47:19
  Speaker 3: I want to go blaming the dog.
• 47:22
  Speaker 2: Interesting you went the route I wouldn't have expected you
• 47:25
  Speaker 2: to go.
• 47:26
  Speaker 3: Oh, I mean we can go either direction.
• 47:31
  Speaker 2: Wait, you picked Dan, No, this is choose your own adventure.
• 47:34
  Speaker 2: We're closing out the week. We'll go with the dog.
• 47:37
  Speaker 4: Did it?
• 47:37
  Speaker 2: As soon as I can get my internet to unclinch
• 47:40
  Speaker 2: her mm hmmmm. This one's local. The Fort Worth man
• 47:47
  Speaker 2: has been sentenced to prison for the death of his
• 47:50
  Speaker 2: girlfriend that he blamed.
• 47:51
  Speaker 4: On the dog.
• 47:55
  Speaker 2: Okay, just a defense attorney's wet dream, right. A Fort
• 48:01
  Speaker 2: Worth influencer will spend decades in prison after pleading guilty
• 48:04
  Speaker 2: on charges relating to the death of his girlfriend in
• 48:07
  Speaker 2: twenty twenty three, an incident he originally blamed on his dog.
• 48:12
  Speaker 2: A thirty four year old Caleb Mickens received a forty
• 48:15
  Speaker 2: year prison sentence after accepting a plea deal on a
• 48:18
  Speaker 2: first degree aggravated assault charge related to the death of
• 48:21
  Speaker 2: Sheila Quavis. He was also sentenced to twenty years on
• 48:25
  Speaker 2: a probation erification and fifteen years for aggravated assault with
• 48:28
  Speaker 2: a deadly weapon, both from charges in Dallas County. They
• 48:31
  Speaker 2: were unable to pursue a murder charge after complications with
• 48:34
  Speaker 2: the medical examiner proving the cause of death in the case.
• 48:39
  Speaker 2: On October eighth, twenty twenty three, Mickens called nine to
• 48:42
  Speaker 2: one one and said his dog attacked Quavis and she
• 48:45
  Speaker 2: was no longer breathing. She was found at the foot
• 48:48
  Speaker 2: of her bed with several broken ribs and puncture wounds.
• 48:51
  Speaker 2: The dog was euthanized following the incident. However, Mickens was
• 48:53
  Speaker 2: later arrested in charge with aggravated assault. Investigators determined he
• 48:57
  Speaker 2: had drugged and beat her to death and that the
• 48:59
  Speaker 2: dog had nothing to do with it.
• 49:03
  Speaker 4: That's not usually a dog's m It's really not. They
• 49:06
  Speaker 4: don't typically do that.
• 49:08
  Speaker 2: Mickens, who went by the nickname Cash Cardier, was involved
• 49:12
  Speaker 2: in the multi level marketing scheme i am Academy. Prosecutors
• 49:17
  Speaker 2: said he was making around twenty grand a week at
• 49:19
  Speaker 2: the height of the scheme, and her death occurred at
• 49:22
  Speaker 2: a time when Mickens income from the scheme had considerably declined.
• 49:29
  Speaker 1: Who why did they even put Why did they put
• 49:34
  Speaker 1: the dog? I mean, really that that seemed it seemed
• 49:38
  Speaker 1: plausible that the dog bludgeoned her.
• 49:41
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm with you, Well, why are you so quick
• 49:43
  Speaker 2: to put down the dog? That's not right. Soldier had
• 49:49
  Speaker 2: nothing to do with it. Justice for Soldier. That's actually
• 49:54
  Speaker 2: the dog's name.
• 49:58
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that just seems, uh, seems rather hasty trial.
• 50:13
  Speaker 2: It was a chihuaha. I think it was actually like
• 50:18
  Speaker 2: a Rottweiler pit mixed kind of a thing. So it
• 50:21
  Speaker 2: was you know, this is a classic case of a
• 50:24
  Speaker 2: knee jerk reaction. The dog didn't get any sort of
• 50:27
  Speaker 2: due process. You just looked at the dog and said, yeah,
• 50:31
  Speaker 2: the dog probably did it because it fit the stereotype bastards.
• 50:39
  Speaker 4: The stereotype of the dogs who were to giving people
• 50:45
  Speaker 4: blue forced trauma.
• 50:47
  Speaker 2: I'm telling you, he used a lamp and then he
• 50:50
  Speaker 2: shoved in my ass. The dog's crazy. He's got to
• 50:55
  Speaker 2: be put down.
• 50:58
  Speaker 3: Dog's pointing a paw at him, going, I know.
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