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29 - S2 Ep4 - It's A Miserable Life · On The Lanai

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  Speaker 1: On the LANAI is part of the Odd Pods media network.
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  Speaker 2: I guess I should have asked if we were doing
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  Speaker 2: a cold open, or like a hey, guys, what's up.
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  Speaker 1: I'd just like to see what happens, all.
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  Speaker 3: Right, I should have had something fun prepared. Sorry I
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  Speaker 3: did not.
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  Speaker 2: It's okay, everyone. That's the voice of our guest today
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  Speaker 2: is she is someone that brought me into the world
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  Speaker 2: of walk to an Alzheimer's, but is also a local
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  Speaker 2: newscaster here and my parents forced me to be her friend.
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  Speaker 2: That's real life.
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  Speaker 3: It's actually a very accurate telling of the story.
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  Speaker 1: You'd be nice to her.
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  Speaker 2: When I first moved up here said hey, the girl
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  Speaker 2: in the news. That's fun. She volunteers for Alzheimer's. And
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  Speaker 2: you know your friend Bridget's dad has it, so you
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  Speaker 2: should go do this thing. I was like, all right, fine,
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  Speaker 2: and now we're friend. And then Wesley made maybe her
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  Speaker 2: friend also, and now we're friends. So out of need,
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  Speaker 2: do you want to talk a little bit about the Alzheimer's.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, Greace, Yeah, platform to talk about it.
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  Speaker 4: So I am the volunteer event co chair for the
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  Speaker 4: Portland Walked and Alzheimer's. It's like the twentieth or twenty
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  Speaker 4: first biggest walk in the country. It's the biggest fundraiser
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  Speaker 4: for the Alzheimer's Association, and it raises money for research
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  Speaker 4: for a cure, for care and support groups and stuff
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  Speaker 4: for caregivers and resources. We have a twenty four to
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  Speaker 4: seven free helpline that you can call all the time.
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  Speaker 4: I got into it because my nana had Alzheimer's and
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  Speaker 4: she lived with us for a really long time before
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  Speaker 4: or she was diagnosed and after, so really saw that
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  Speaker 4: decline of her health firsthand, and our family, we were
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  Speaker 4: her primary caregivers.
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  Speaker 3: So it was devastating. It's an awful disease.
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  Speaker 4: It like completely changes a person who you know and
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  Speaker 4: love and turns them into a totally different person. And
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  Speaker 4: you're essentially like taking care of a newborn baby once
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  Speaker 4: it gets pretty bad, you know, And we eventually had
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  Speaker 4: to move her into a home, and so I learned
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  Speaker 4: about the whole you know, financial impacts of this disease.
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  Speaker 4: It costs a lot of money to care for people
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  Speaker 4: with Alzheimer's, and I'm just worried. It's been in my
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  Speaker 4: mom's side of the family, like every woman's had it.
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  Speaker 3: So terrified.
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  Speaker 4: I'm looking for signs and my mom like all the
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  Speaker 4: time and don't want to get at myself. So that's
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  Speaker 4: why I'm also selfishly volunteering for the Alzheimer's Association because
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  Speaker 4: it's horrible and it doesn't have a cure. Like we
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  Speaker 4: are in an era of treatment right now. There's finally stuff.
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  Speaker 4: They just came out with a blood test, which is
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  Speaker 4: amazing that you know that the ass came out, but
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  Speaker 4: there's still no cure. So like there's ways to it
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  Speaker 4: and give people more time and time to kind of
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  Speaker 4: make plans and enjoy life before they really can't anymore.
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  Speaker 4: But it's like crazy that there's so many people who
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  Speaker 4: have this and there's there's no way to cure it
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  Speaker 4: right now, so we got to keep going.
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  Speaker 2: It's honestly, it you kind of downplad it because you're
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  Speaker 2: the nicest person I think I've ever met. But the
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  Speaker 2: difficulty of like caring for someone that has it, because
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  Speaker 2: this person you love who's becoming a different person, you're
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  Speaker 2: forced into this caretaker role and it puts such a
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  Speaker 2: strain on the whole family and yeah, anyway.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, well whole family totally. Yeah, you're right, it's horrible.
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  Speaker 4: I mean my nana was like, she was saying things
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  Speaker 4: I never thought i'd hear her say.
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  Speaker 3: You know, I don't know if you guys cuss on
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  Speaker 3: this podcast.
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  Speaker 2: Oh we fucking guss, It's.
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  Speaker 4: Okay, good, Like, you know, she was calling me a
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  Speaker 4: bitch and stuff, and I'm like, I'm your granddaughter and
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  Speaker 4: like didn't.
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  Speaker 1: Know my name.
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  Speaker 3: You know, that's real madic.
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  Speaker 4: And then you think also, like imagine if that was
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  Speaker 4: like your own, Like, that's horribly traumatic and it really,
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  Speaker 4: you know, you don't want to have those last memories
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  Speaker 4: with a parent or a grandparent.
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  Speaker 2: My mom's uncle had some stages that he died for
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  Speaker 2: some other reason, but when he was in the hospital dying,
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  Speaker 2: he was starting to exhibit some of those stages and
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  Speaker 2: he thought my mom was his like dead wife. Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: he was like talking to her and she was like,
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  Speaker 2: what's happening?
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  Speaker 1: So hmm.
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  Speaker 2: I'm a little selfishly involved too, because I feel like
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  Speaker 2: if there's you know, a few people on that side
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  Speaker 2: of the family, and I'm so much like my mom
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  Speaker 2: sometimes I'm like.
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  Speaker 4: Anyway, well and even if like you know, I always
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  Speaker 4: say this too, if you don't have the emotional connection
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  Speaker 4: to it or you understand really like what that does
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  Speaker 4: the monetary the financials of this, like for a country awful.
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  Speaker 4: Think about all the baby boomers, Like there's a lot
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  Speaker 4: of them getting old and a lot, you know, a
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  Speaker 4: lot of them getting and there's not that many people
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  Speaker 4: to take care of them, and it's costing. It's why
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  Speaker 4: some trillions of dollars or something that's going to cost
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  Speaker 4: in a couple of years. Yeah, and now there's cuts
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  Speaker 4: to health care, Medicaid, medical well and the care homes.
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  Speaker 5: As soon as somebody has to go into the memory
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  Speaker 5: carry unit, the cost goes up exponentially.
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  Speaker 1: It's it's I'm sure crazy.
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  Speaker 2: Are one of our friends of the show, And I
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  Speaker 2: don't know that I'm allowed to mention this or not,
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  Speaker 2: so we'll just say it's a front of the show.
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  Speaker 2: They have a relative that's in a care facility, a
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  Speaker 2: memory care facility, and it's in the Midwest, I think somewhere.
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  Speaker 2: But she sent me some pictures and they have like
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  Speaker 2: a little town set up so that the people still
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  Speaker 2: get to like go to a post office or go
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  Speaker 2: to the little store and shop and stuff. And it
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  Speaker 2: was such a beautiful thing. She went and towards a
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  Speaker 2: facility because they have someone affected there and she sent
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  Speaker 2: me pictures back and it was so sweet. I mean
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  Speaker 2: it looked like Disney had set up like a small
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  Speaker 2: fake town in like a basement, but it was sweet
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  Speaker 2: and like it would give that sense of normalcy on
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  Speaker 2: the good days to someone that otherwise was like, well,
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  Speaker 2: am I in this room and these people are poking me?
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  Speaker 3: And you know, yeah, that's awesome.
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  Speaker 2: If you really want to cry, watch The Notebook or
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  Speaker 2: Awakenings and then you'll.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, yeah, Awakenings.
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  Speaker 3: Awakening that I've never seen that.
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  Speaker 2: Oh god, it's the worst because that move the whole
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  Speaker 2: point of that. The book is Flowers for Augnon, and
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  Speaker 2: then the movie is Awakenings. The whole point of that
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  Speaker 2: is that they find a cure that is a temporary cure,
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  Speaker 2: and it's fucking devastating because you see the people happy
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  Speaker 2: and then you see it ripped away from them.
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  Speaker 3: Oh my god.
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  Speaker 1: Robin Williams's.
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  Speaker 3: That's even more depressing.
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  Speaker 1: He's the doctor.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, it's no, it's really fucking hard. It is. Anyway,
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  Speaker 2: he was on TV Bunch, But like, let's be silly now.
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  Speaker 2: But also, you.
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  Speaker 3: Know, I'm glad you brought me on to make this
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  Speaker 3: so depressing.
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  Speaker 1: Well, it affects elderly people, and our show is about
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  Speaker 1: elderly people. There you go, segue.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, so you're the youngest person here, Wesley, because we are.
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  Speaker 2: We're all dangerously the rest of us in our forties
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  Speaker 2: getting closer to that Golden Girls age because they were friends.
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  Speaker 3: I just turned thirty five.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, that's not so bad.
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  Speaker 3: You know, at least I'm not in my twenties anymore.
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  Speaker 1: Could you imagine you're still a millennial? Yeah, yes, okay,
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  Speaker 1: you're fine.
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  Speaker 3: Nineteen ninety.
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  Speaker 1: You're welcome here.
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  Speaker 2: I'm a geriatric.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm an elder millennial.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, geriatric millennial is what it was called for US eighties.
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  Speaker 1: Well, it was called jen wy and they changed it almost.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, thanks so much, younger millennials. Sorry, no, it's fine. Okay,
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  Speaker 2: So I'm not sorry. Let's get to this silly reason
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  Speaker 2: I invited you here. Yes, a couple of years ago
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  Speaker 2: you made an announced I broke up with cable, so
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  Speaker 2: I don't actually watch you on the news anymore. My
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  Speaker 2: parents fill me in on whatever you said, but me.
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  Speaker 2: A couple of years ago you said on air while
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  Speaker 2: I was watching that you had never.
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  Speaker 1: Seen Golden Girls oh dairy, and I.
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  Speaker 2: Was like, why am I this person's friend? So of
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  Speaker 2: course I had to invite you on here.
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  Speaker 1: Have you still never seen any never? We're just we're
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  Speaker 1: throwing her into two random ones.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, yeah, yeah, we're just like and these are very
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  Speaker 2: weird ones, but they're good luck for you. So as
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  Speaker 2: someone that's new to this, I want to say that
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  Speaker 2: Golden Girls was like The Sex and the City or
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  Speaker 2: The of the eighties or The Girls of the two thousands.
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  Speaker 2: It pushed the envelope as far as like topics and stuff.
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  Speaker 2: And I can't give too much away because part of
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  Speaker 2: what we do on the show har is a game
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  Speaker 2: the girls are gonna have. Well just Kristen's gonna have
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  Speaker 2: to guess what it's about all on her own, and
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  Speaker 2: then there'll be a game later. So if you want
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  Speaker 2: to take notes, you can. But Kristen's a smoke show
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  Speaker 2: and she's always gonna win, so it's up to you.
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  Speaker 3: No, I'll just give up before I even start.
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  Speaker 1: That's what I do.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, I'm the least competitive person ever, Kristin.
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  Speaker 2: You can win one of one of these is one
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  Speaker 2: of the episodes is very topical, and one of the
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  Speaker 2: other because we record these several days apart. Wesley's obviously
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  Speaker 2: coming right back for the next right. Yeah, yeah, I
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  Speaker 2: think these are good jump in episodes. They're they're fun.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, we're not excited. Do I need to like? How
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  Speaker 3: do I need to find this? I'm watching them on
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  Speaker 3: my TV.
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  Speaker 1: We put it on Hulu.
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  Speaker 2: We'll just dial it up on Hulu. And we're very
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  Speaker 2: high tech here. We just sort of go like one, two, three,
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  Speaker 2: and we all hit play at the same and hope
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  Speaker 2: for the best. And it's fun for me because I
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  Speaker 2: pre watch it to write the quiz and then I
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  Speaker 2: have to watch you guys all laugh at a slightly
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  Speaker 2: different time. It's my favorite.
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  Speaker 3: Oh that's fun. That's very fun.
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  Speaker 2: I can usually tell based on the laughter who is
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  Speaker 2: at what part of the show we try? Yeah?
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  Speaker 3: Cool, I'm excited to do this.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah. Does anyone have anything exciting happening in their life?
• 10:23
  Speaker 2: I feel like I've monopulated Monopoly. Oh no, I'm turning
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  Speaker 2: in a monopolated it next, so you know I'm gonna
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  Speaker 2: be orange.
• 10:32
  Speaker 1: Guys trying to think what did I do?
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  Speaker 5: Oh? I went with my brother and sister in law
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  Speaker 5: yesterday to do the three D ultrasound on my niece
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  Speaker 5: who's due at the end of July. So that was
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  Speaker 5: really fun. It's cool to like see their little faces
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  Speaker 5: in the womb in three D. It's just it's kind
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  Speaker 5: of a trip. And I have the picture I got
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  Speaker 5: printed has her with her little hand under her chin.
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  Speaker 5: It's so cute.
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  Speaker 1: She did a glare were shot for you.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, it's like an old eighties Sears photo where it
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  Speaker 2: brought the thing and made you put your hand on that. God,
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  Speaker 2: children of the seventies and eighties, we were tortured to
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  Speaker 2: get a picture. By the way. They were all sorts
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  Speaker 2: of blocks, sticks, praise things. They wheeled in pedestals.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, weird.
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  Speaker 2: Why am I holding up this column? Guys can tell
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  Speaker 2: me why I'm holding this column up? Anyway? Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, they'd come over and like adjust you and be
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  Speaker 1: like yeah, yeah.
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  Speaker 2: What smile yeah, but don't breathe, and also tell your head,
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  Speaker 2: oh my god. Anyway, Well, should we get into the episode, Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: all right, give.
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  Speaker 5: Us some facts, Gina.
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  Speaker 1: We are on season two, episode four, My Friends. It's
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  Speaker 1: called It's a Miserable Life.
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  Speaker 3: I Love the pot Activity.
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  Speaker 1: The original air date is November one, nineteen eighty six.
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  Speaker 4: Sorry, wait, quick break, there's one called Big Daddy's Little Lady.
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  Speaker 2: Yes, that's not what we're watching, but it is coming up.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, yes, thank you for naming episodes any others you like.
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  Speaker 2: I have to explain now. So Blanche is from the
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  Speaker 2: South and they call her dad Big Daddy because you.
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  Speaker 3: Know I hate him so much. I didn't know I
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  Speaker 3: hate it.
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  Speaker 1: Oh wait till you find out Big Daddy had an
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  Speaker 1: affair with your mammy.
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  Speaker 2: Oh Man, spoilers, Kristen, some some elements of this show
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  Speaker 2: don't age. Well I will. There is a Cosby joke
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  Speaker 2: in one of the episodes coming up, and I'm just like,
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  Speaker 2: we didn't know it.
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  Speaker 1: Was the early nobody he was America's dad.
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  Speaker 4: Then yeah, okay, sorry, continued Jane, It's okay.
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  Speaker 1: Directed by Terry Hughes, This one was written by Barry
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  Speaker 1: Feraro and more Nathan, Now, what do you think this
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  Speaker 1: one's going to be about? The title is a little vague.
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  Speaker 1: It's a miserable life.
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  Speaker 5: The first thing that pops in in my head is
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  Speaker 5: it's a wonderful life, sure with Jimmy Stewart Christmas. Yeah,
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  Speaker 5: so maybe it's a miserable life and it's kind of
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  Speaker 5: like the reverse, and it's a wonderful life where they
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  Speaker 5: find out how their life has made other people miserable.
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  Speaker 1: I like it. I like it.
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  Speaker 4: I feel like I can't guess because it has one sentence.
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  Speaker 4: I went to it and it has a sentence of what.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, don't know the rule.
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  Speaker 2: That's okay, Kristen doesn't always follow the rules anyway, and at.
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  Speaker 4: Least it's completely not anything I would have ever thought about, So.
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  Speaker 2: We won't subject you to picking the villain. But Kristen,
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  Speaker 2: do you want to pick the villain?
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  Speaker 5: Go Sophia, Sophia.
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  Speaker 2: Okay. So, and for you just joining us, and for
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  Speaker 2: those of you with your new listeners today, we pick
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  Speaker 2: a villain every episode and I have to use my
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  Speaker 2: powers of manipulation and turn the narrative of the entire
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  Speaker 2: episode at the end to let you know why that
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  Speaker 2: person is the villain.
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  Speaker 3: Fine, no, I like that.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, So let me put Sofia in my show notes.
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  Speaker 1: Real quick, locking it in. Yeah, did you just take
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  Speaker 1: your keyboard off the desk?
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  Speaker 5: Oh?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, well, because it's big, it's a huge. Oh wow,
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  Speaker 2: it's my work keyboard. My workstation for my day job
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  Speaker 2: is also my podcasting.
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  Speaker 1: Just imagine when you're done, you take the monitor off.
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  Speaker 2: The desk, just walk away.
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  Speaker 1: It all goes on the floor.
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  Speaker 2: Anyway. All right, well, guys, we're going to get into
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  Speaker 2: the episode and you should too, but we're going to
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  Speaker 2: Okay, So, first time viewer, first time call it? No anyway,
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  Speaker 2: how was it, Wesley?
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  Speaker 5: It was fine.
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  Speaker 1: I'm glad we gave her a funny one and not
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  Speaker 1: like a.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah this road.
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  Speaker 3: Are there ones that are like not funny, like the Rose.
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  Speaker 5: Have Aids one like you know, Jesus more serious content one.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, that was one.
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  Speaker 3: Perfect for the Portland or too.
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  Speaker 2: Earlier on in like for the first season where Rose
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  Speaker 2: and they have like a break in at the house
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  Speaker 2: and Roses scared, she buys a gun. Yeah, and then
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  Speaker 2: she almost shoots one of her roommates because she's so terrified,
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  Speaker 2: she just like fires the gun.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, that's like a serious topic.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, there's there's some serious ones.
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  Speaker 3: This is not This was silly. This was fun. They
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  Speaker 3: tell a lot of sex jokes.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, very risque for the eighties.
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  Speaker 3: How old are they supposed to be?
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  Speaker 2: Like early fifties? I think no, early to mid fifties.
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  Speaker 3: Mil Yeah, but they look like that. Yeah, like fifty
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  Speaker 3: year olds don't look like that, not.
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  Speaker 2: Any but in the eighties they did.
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  Speaker 3: Like they're making them look like they're eighties.
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  Speaker 1: Are you age shaming?
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  Speaker 5: My husband actually sent me a meme this morning that
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  Speaker 5: said women in their fifties in the eighties and now,
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  Speaker 5: and I had a picture a Blanche and then Sophia
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  Speaker 5: our Kara. Oh god, yeah, big difference.
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  Speaker 1: They didn't get a bunch of work done either. I
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  Speaker 1: don't know if Sophia has.
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  Speaker 2: We're living longer too. The statement about missus Claxton being
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  Speaker 2: eighty three and that's why she's dead. That's not really
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  Speaker 2: I mean, look at Dick Van Dyke, he's ninety nine
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  Speaker 2: and 'yeah still dancing. I mean not well, but.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, yeah, so that would have been like past
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  Speaker 4: her time back then.
• 17:27
  Speaker 3: Yeah, funny, they just like they they just look like Grandma's.
• 17:32
  Speaker 1: Well they are, okay, Blanche has to accept that she is.
• 17:39
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 17:40
  Speaker 3: I laughed a lot more than I thought I would like.
• 17:42
  Speaker 3: Some of the jokes were so funny. The jokes are
• 17:45
  Speaker 3: funnier than I expected.
• 17:46
  Speaker 1: Well, I'm glad you enjoyed it.
• 17:48
  Speaker 2: I like that we we have guests that have like
• 17:51
  Speaker 2: a low bar of expectation for both our show and
• 17:54
  Speaker 2: the Golden Girls, because then we can always surprise and delight.
• 17:57
  Speaker 1: Then we're amazing. Then.
• 17:59
  Speaker 3: Yeah, does this offend you that I.
• 18:04
  Speaker 2: Know, not at all.
• 18:06
  Speaker 1: No.
• 18:07
  Speaker 2: Look, I don't like to ski, and we're still friends, truly.
• 18:11
  Speaker 2: It's not that I don't like to ski. I'm just
• 18:13
  Speaker 2: I know enough of physics that I'm a large enough
• 18:16
  Speaker 2: person then I don't think I should be careening. It's
• 18:18
  Speaker 2: a little down head at this age. Anyway. No, you
• 18:24
  Speaker 2: don't have to like it, but based on watching it
• 18:27
  Speaker 2: with you, I wish this is the first episode we've recorded.
• 18:31
  Speaker 2: We're twenty something episodes into our podcast, and this is
• 18:34
  Speaker 2: the first time. I wish we had been recording the
• 18:37
  Speaker 2: audio track.
• 18:37
  Speaker 3: While watching it, I think maybe you should rethink it.
• 18:41
  Speaker 3: You should do that sometime.
• 18:43
  Speaker 1: Well, typically we're all trying to listen for the quiz,
• 18:45
  Speaker 1: but this was more fun listening to what you have say.
• 18:47
  Speaker 3: Westley keeps talking.
• 18:49
  Speaker 1: I like, yeah, no, I like that fucked him.
• 18:55
  Speaker 5: Perfect.
• 19:00
  Speaker 2: She says like, let me just freshen up, and I
• 19:03
  Speaker 2: was like, that's you're gonna take a like she fucked up.
• 19:10
  Speaker 1: That's our new catchphrase.
• 19:14
  Speaker 3: I mean it is. It's a little off, like I
• 19:17
  Speaker 3: don't know, I want to like dive deeper. Listen to
• 19:20
  Speaker 3: somebody who's recent.
• 19:21
  Speaker 4: There's a lot of sex jokes for what's her name, Blanche, Yeah,
• 19:25
  Speaker 4: almost like too much.
• 19:26
  Speaker 3: I'm like, okay, we get it. The lady like fucked Like.
• 19:28
  Speaker 2: That's the sick the entire like eight season.
• 19:32
  Speaker 1: Betty's kind of dumb. Blanch is kind of Slutty gets frustrated.
• 19:39
  Speaker 2: She's yeah, she's just sofia.
• 19:42
  Speaker 1: I don't know what sofia.
• 19:43
  Speaker 3: It's like the comedic relief.
• 19:45
  Speaker 1: Yeah, like the people.
• 19:47
  Speaker 2: In the first episode of the series, ever, they explained
• 19:51
  Speaker 2: that Sophia has had a stroke recently and recovered, and
• 19:55
  Speaker 2: then she's come to live with them, so she lost
• 19:57
  Speaker 2: the ability to like filter what she says. So Sophia
• 20:00
  Speaker 2: always says the most blunt like if anyone is going
• 20:04
  Speaker 2: to slut shame more than her in an episode, I
• 20:07
  Speaker 2: would be surprised because she cannot stop herself from making funny.
• 20:12
  Speaker 3: He's a funny character.
• 20:13
  Speaker 1: I love when she calls Blinch slept puppy. That's my favorite.
• 20:18
  Speaker 2: All right, well, do you guys want to play this
• 20:20
  Speaker 2: super fun quiz game?
• 20:22
  Speaker 3: Hell yeah, I don't think I was paying enough attention
• 20:25
  Speaker 3: to that.
• 20:26
  Speaker 1: Fine will win, It's fine, we'll have fun.
• 20:29
  Speaker 4: I paid attention to the dick pan behind by whitesaid.
• 20:35
  Speaker 1: The lobster dickpan.
• 20:37
  Speaker 2: Perfect. I do want to say so the way we
• 20:40
  Speaker 2: buzz in here, super high tech show, you just say
• 20:43
  Speaker 2: your name if you think you know the answer, and
• 20:45
  Speaker 2: please wait for me to finish the question. Once in
• 20:48
  Speaker 2: a while, some of us have trouble with that. I'm
• 20:51
  Speaker 2: looking at her right now, Okay, I don't know.
• 20:54
  Speaker 1: We can't tell who you're looking at on a zoom.
• 20:57
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, I know that's the best part.
• 21:00
  Speaker 1: Okay, So, unless you're doing the Brady bunch, I was, yep, yep,
• 21:08
  Speaker 1: I was Brady bunching it.
• 21:10
  Speaker 2: Okay. So how many people did Sophia get to sign
• 21:14
  Speaker 2: the petition? Okay, I'm gonna accept her flailing like a
• 21:20
  Speaker 2: muppet and say, Wesley wis first? Yeah she her?
• 21:26
  Speaker 1: Ayes, Lena, you could exist? All right, Now, just yell
• 21:32
  Speaker 1: your name so we can hear it.
• 21:37
  Speaker 3: Wait, do I to wait till yell my name until
• 21:39
  Speaker 3: you're done with the question though, right? Yes?
• 21:41
  Speaker 2: Yeah, okay, yeah, I think you started flailing much earlier.
• 21:45
  Speaker 3: Yeah, because I was trying to fall all right.
• 21:51
  Speaker 2: Why does Dorothy say that she is sure people hate
• 21:54
  Speaker 2: missus Claxton es?
• 21:57
  Speaker 3: Yes, because they dress up like her on Halloween because
• 22:00
  Speaker 3: she's a bitch. Yeah, like a witch? Right jokes.
• 22:09
  Speaker 2: Yeah, Oh my god, I love it so much. Okay.
• 22:14
  Speaker 2: Question three? Who was Ernest T.
• 22:16
  Speaker 1: Minky Gina? Yes, the town dentist and he ran the library.
• 22:24
  Speaker 2: Yes.
• 22:26
  Speaker 3: I was going to say the story was too boring.
• 22:28
  Speaker 3: I wasn't paying attention.
• 22:30
  Speaker 2: To Okay, all right, let's got a question for who
• 22:35
  Speaker 2: was Fredo Lombardi and who did he wake up next to?
• 22:39
  Speaker 3: Oh shit, oh, I like know this.
• 22:45
  Speaker 1: I know who he woke up next to you, but
• 22:47
  Speaker 1: I can't remember who he was.
• 22:49
  Speaker 3: It was Sophia was telling the story and she was
• 22:51
  Speaker 3: in sicily christin.
• 22:54
  Speaker 5: Yes, red velvet, National velvet, the horses head.
• 22:59
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, that's the part.
• 23:00
  Speaker 2: I know. It's the part everyone knew.
• 23:03
  Speaker 3: What's something bad?
• 23:05
  Speaker 2: All right? This might be a rare errand point on
• 23:09
  Speaker 2: this one, I think so. So he was the garbage commissioner.
• 23:13
  Speaker 2: Al right, I woke up sharing a pillow with National
• 23:16
  Speaker 2: velvet like garbage.
• 23:18
  Speaker 1: Like I went red velvet, the belt, blue velvet, red,
• 23:22
  Speaker 1: but now black velvet.
• 23:27
  Speaker 2: I saw some in style anyway, Sorry bad song joke
• 23:32
  Speaker 2: that there's a song black velvet.
• 23:36
  Speaker 3: All right, I do not know it because I was
• 23:38
  Speaker 3: born in nineteen ninety.
• 23:39
  Speaker 2: Yes, probably like you didn't know who Manudo was or
• 23:44
  Speaker 2: that it was a little bit No, I remembered like
• 23:47
  Speaker 2: it's out of Mudo. It was a little telling of
• 23:52
  Speaker 2: the time though, because it was like very clearly three
• 23:55
  Speaker 2: Hispanic people that got up and left, like it wasn't.
• 23:58
  Speaker 3: That was like, yeah, that was the only like race joke.
• 24:02
  Speaker 3: I feel like I've expected more.
• 24:05
  Speaker 2: It doesn't always age well, like like there's moments. But okay,
• 24:09
  Speaker 2: why didn't missus Claxton recognize Blanche at first?
• 24:14
  Speaker 5: Kristen, Yes, shut her clothes on.
• 24:22
  Speaker 2: Okay. Why did Blanche fake her own death in a
• 24:25
  Speaker 2: riverboat accident?
• 24:29
  Speaker 4: Us? Yes, because she wanted to get praise from a
• 24:33
  Speaker 4: bunch of people or see if anybody cared if she died.
• 24:36
  Speaker 3: No, damn, it's wrong.
• 24:40
  Speaker 5: Oh god, No, we're not an we're not monsters. Kristin. Yes,
• 24:49
  Speaker 5: the Mismagnolia Blossom pageant, she was the runner up.
• 24:53
  Speaker 1: Oh right, I couldn't remember the name of the pageant.
• 24:57
  Speaker 3: Did you took notes?
• 24:58
  Speaker 5: M she taker. I can't help myself. It's a compulsion.
• 25:04
  Speaker 3: Oh yeah, I remember. Now you're saying this is my
• 25:05
  Speaker 3: crystal once. Yeah.
• 25:08
  Speaker 1: Just enjoy losing. It's more fun.
• 25:10
  Speaker 3: Yeah, that's.
• 25:12
  Speaker 2: What is the name of the funeral director?
• 25:17
  Speaker 1: Gina? Yes, it's Gina Misterer.
• 25:20
  Speaker 2: Yes, because the p is not signed and I wanted
• 25:23
  Speaker 2: to say that one. Damn it.
• 25:24
  Speaker 1: You guys are in like they're all in your puff face.
• 25:29
  Speaker 2: This is the most even quiz ever a time, Yeah
• 25:36
  Speaker 2: except me, but I never went all right, So this
• 25:40
  Speaker 2: next one is called finish the line. I just want
• 25:44
  Speaker 2: you to give me your best closest version of what
• 25:49
  Speaker 2: the character said, So I'll start the line. Hey, uh, puffer,
• 25:53
  Speaker 2: how would you like?
• 25:55
  Speaker 3: Yes, yes, damn it. I don't know. I just know
• 25:59
  Speaker 3: it's a y.
• 26:00
  Speaker 1: Word, Gina, how would you like a punch in your pufface?
• 26:08
  Speaker 1: Sorry I said it a minute ago. I I guess
• 26:10
  Speaker 1: I spoiled it.
• 26:11
  Speaker 2: Oh, you're fine.
• 26:12
  Speaker 1: I don't know if everyone heard it.
• 26:15
  Speaker 3: Oh my god, a funeral. Then I realized it doesn't
• 26:18
  Speaker 3: make sense in the sentence.
• 26:20
  Speaker 1: How'd you like your own funeral?
• 26:22
  Speaker 2: Oh?
• 26:22
  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, no, a punch in theft. That's so funny.
• 26:27
  Speaker 1: That's a classic Sopheelin.
• 26:28
  Speaker 3: That great?
• 26:30
  Speaker 2: All right? What does that bunch of galop lit sorta
• 26:35
  Speaker 2: have them do in the bottom of.
• 26:36
  Speaker 3: The ninth Oh no, damn did talk?
• 26:44
  Speaker 2: Yeah? I don't know. I just wanted to say a
• 26:46
  Speaker 2: bunch of galop.
• 26:48
  Speaker 5: Good word?
• 26:49
  Speaker 1: All right?
• 26:50
  Speaker 2: Cool, I'm gonna take this point because they two bases.
• 26:57
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 26:58
  Speaker 2: I don't do sports. I don't even know that. I mean,
• 27:00
  Speaker 2: I do football a little, and I like soccer or
• 27:03
  Speaker 2: food sports, but I don't I don't know baseball. Okay,
• 27:09
  Speaker 2: what does missus Rubinstein's friend do when she realizes who's
• 27:14
  Speaker 2: actually in the casket.
• 27:16
  Speaker 3: Yes, I don't know who that was.
• 27:20
  Speaker 1: He takes it, Yes, the right box.
• 27:31
  Speaker 2: In the end, how does Rose end up saving the
• 27:33
  Speaker 2: two hundred year old tree from being cut down? Christ
• 27:37
  Speaker 2: You guys are competitive. Kristen was first this time, and
• 27:42
  Speaker 2: I'm scared because I'm going to see Wesley and.
• 27:48
  Speaker 5: Yeah, to scatter her actions around the oak tree, I
• 27:53
  Speaker 5: knew that.
• 27:56
  Speaker 2: I just want to point out to our listeners that
• 27:59
  Speaker 2: just before the quick is Wesley was like, I'm not
• 28:02
  Speaker 2: competitive at all at all.
• 28:05
  Speaker 1: Also, there's no prize. It's okay.
• 28:08
  Speaker 5: I love it.
• 28:09
  Speaker 2: I even have to get her prize now. Yeah, putting
• 28:12
  Speaker 2: so much.
• 28:13
  Speaker 3: I'm just proud of myself that I know some of
• 28:16
  Speaker 3: the answers saying, are.
• 28:17
  Speaker 1: You proud of yourself?
• 28:19
  Speaker 3: I'm proud, all right.
• 28:21
  Speaker 2: So there's one more official question and then there's a
• 28:24
  Speaker 2: bonus question, and Wesley, I'm sorry because you haven't seen
• 28:27
  Speaker 2: the first twenty six episodes before this, you won't know
• 28:31
  Speaker 2: the bonus question. But let's do twelve. Who did Sophia say,
• 28:36
  Speaker 2: is paying its respects at the tree?
• 28:39
  Speaker 5: Kristin, Yes, the great Dane, Yes, a big puppy.
• 28:44
  Speaker 2: Just pean on the tree. Just pean on the tree.
• 28:47
  Speaker 2: All right, so this is the what they do put peeing?
• 28:53
  Speaker 2: Is that what you said?
• 28:54
  Speaker 3: Yeah?
• 28:55
  Speaker 2: All right, so here's the bonus question. What's different about
• 28:58
  Speaker 2: the opening sequins of this episode?
• 29:03
  Speaker 5: Fuck, I didn't catch it was paying attention.
• 29:07
  Speaker 3: They changed the intros.
• 29:08
  Speaker 5: I sing the song.
• 29:10
  Speaker 2: Uh no, So that first shot of the house, it
• 29:14
  Speaker 2: is basically one of two things every week. This is
• 29:18
  Speaker 2: the first time ever a car pulled into the driveway
• 29:22
  Speaker 2: a silver Lincoln might be a Chrysler, but catch and
• 29:26
  Speaker 2: it pulls in like a bat out of hell. By Yeah,
• 29:29
  Speaker 2: it is coming in hot thought.
• 29:32
  Speaker 1: I thought we meant like the theme song part of
• 29:34
  Speaker 1: the intro. You meant like right as it's ending.
• 29:37
  Speaker 2: Yeah, okay. It's funny because the same puddle of water.
• 29:40
  Speaker 2: So that house listeners, everybody, That house used to be
• 29:44
  Speaker 2: on the back lot at Disney when it was MGM Studios.
• 29:48
  Speaker 2: That house was there, So the exterior scenes were super
• 29:51
  Speaker 2: easy for them to film because they just went and
• 29:53
  Speaker 2: filmed them. But still they used like the same three
• 29:56
  Speaker 2: all the time. And this is the first time we
• 29:58
  Speaker 2: ever I don't know if we even see the car yet.
• 30:00
  Speaker 2: And no one in that household has ever talked about
• 30:03
  Speaker 2: having a Lincoln or a Chrysler. So yeah, I'm not
• 30:06
  Speaker 2: sure why, but yeah, if you watch really closely, the
• 30:10
  Speaker 2: same puddle of water is in most of the daytime shot.
• 30:14
  Speaker 2: Yeah they use It's always just one little puddle, just
• 30:17
  Speaker 2: one puddle anyway. All right, Well soon managed to win somehow.
• 30:23
  Speaker 3: So what sucker?
• 30:25
  Speaker 2: Only by one?
• 30:26
  Speaker 5: It was a close race.
• 30:28
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I really gave you a run for your money,
• 30:30
  Speaker 3: She punchures.
• 30:31
  Speaker 2: Me in the pufface at our next Alzheimer's Association, meaning
• 30:34
  Speaker 2: I'm gonna be really push.
• 30:38
  Speaker 1: Well you got a second, So that's okay.
• 30:43
  Speaker 2: I feel good about that, Okay, so villain, Oh, Sofia Sophia.
• 30:53
  Speaker 2: First of all, she's listening to a baseball game on
• 30:57
  Speaker 2: a funeral that that strikes me as shitty right off
• 30:59
  Speaker 2: the at so rude. She talks a lot of trash
• 31:02
  Speaker 2: on that lady without us knowing at the time. One
• 31:05
  Speaker 2: a jerk she is. And this is my I was
• 31:08
  Speaker 2: paying the least attention ever because I was so busy
• 31:11
  Speaker 2: watching see oh she tells, She tells Rose Rose has
• 31:18
  Speaker 2: to pay for half of the funeral because she killed her,
• 31:22
  Speaker 2: when really it was missus Claxton's bad heart that killed
• 31:26
  Speaker 2: her because she.
• 31:26
  Speaker 1: Was old and Rose so guiltless.
• 31:29
  Speaker 2: Yeah, that she makes her pay one hundred dollars for
• 31:32
  Speaker 2: the two hundred dollars Pine box on a fixed income
• 31:35
  Speaker 2: because in earlier episodes we learned that Rose has almost
• 31:38
  Speaker 2: no money because while her husband was a wonderful father,
• 31:42
  Speaker 2: he was not good with money.
• 31:44
  Speaker 5: And that's just for the box. The service comes at
• 31:47
  Speaker 5: ser Yeah.
• 31:49
  Speaker 2: So, uh, Sophia is definitely the villain.
• 31:52
  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, agreed, that's my girl.
• 31:54
  Speaker 1: She's our villain.
• 31:56
  Speaker 5: Yeah, although she did throw the funeral, but just as
• 31:59
  Speaker 5: she could score point to the big guys, Carmel points now.
• 32:03
  Speaker 3: Also bad trying to weep away into heaven.
• 32:07
  Speaker 2: Do you many final thoughts on the episodes? Anybody? Yeah?
• 32:12
  Speaker 3: Do it?
• 32:13
  Speaker 1: So. The lady who played Freda is named Nan Martin,
• 32:17
  Speaker 1: and we are going to see her come back in
• 32:19
  Speaker 1: the episode Foeign Exchange, which is a great one. Now,
• 32:23
  Speaker 1: they said she was eighty three years old Missus Claxton,
• 32:26
  Speaker 1: but Nan Martin in real life was would you like
• 32:29
  Speaker 1: to guess how old she was in this episode?
• 32:32
  Speaker 3: Sixty?
• 32:33
  Speaker 1: Oh you're I want to give it to you. Fifty nine?
• 32:36
  Speaker 6: Ah?
• 32:41
  Speaker 1: Wow, We got Tom Sharp as mister Puffeiffer. We got
• 32:48
  Speaker 1: Amsi Strickland as the lady at the funeral that kicks
• 32:51
  Speaker 1: the box. She was a pretty woman. That's been so long,
• 32:55
  Speaker 1: I couldn't remember where. And then we have Johnny Hamer
• 32:59
  Speaker 1: as the missioner voice as the commissioner excuse me, And
• 33:03
  Speaker 1: he was a voice on Transformers and Alvin and the Chipmunks. Yeah,
• 33:09
  Speaker 1: not a ton of trivia on this one.
• 33:11
  Speaker 2: But that guy, the Fifer guy, he looks familiar. I
• 33:15
  Speaker 2: feel like he was one of those like eighties and
• 33:17
  Speaker 2: nineties characters actor character that did every episodesstead of everything. Yeah,
• 33:23
  Speaker 2: it's funny. Golden Girls recycles there. If you were a
• 33:26
  Speaker 2: guest star and you were good, they recycle you famously.
• 33:31
  Speaker 2: Mattlock did the same thing. Mattlock, one of the women
• 33:34
  Speaker 2: that played a villain I think like twice, ended up
• 33:37
  Speaker 2: playing his daughter in later episodes. Like they if you
• 33:41
  Speaker 2: do a good job, the casting directors back then really
• 33:44
  Speaker 2: brought you back a lot and thought that we as
• 33:48
  Speaker 2: the audience.
• 33:50
  Speaker 1: Yeah, well, to be fair, you'd have to catch it
• 33:52
  Speaker 1: on rerun. It's not like it is now where yeah,
• 33:55
  Speaker 1: you can watch at any moment.
• 33:57
  Speaker 2: I mean we couldn't have a funeral on Thursday night
• 33:59
  Speaker 2: because they had to watch cous Cosby.
• 34:02
  Speaker 3: Yeah, that was funny.
• 34:03
  Speaker 1: It was the most popular show.
• 34:04
  Speaker 2: Hey vs. Heirs were expensive in the eighties.
• 34:07
  Speaker 5: You bitched a program.
• 34:09
  Speaker 2: Certain things were like appointment television because you didn't want
• 34:13
  Speaker 2: to go through the hassle, or you couldn't afford the technology.
• 34:17
  Speaker 2: We're very spoiled now in some ways.
• 34:20
  Speaker 4: It was interesting to get the perspective of how big
• 34:23
  Speaker 4: The Cosby Show really was at that time. Like, that's
• 34:27
  Speaker 4: funny that that was that joke of like, no, of
• 34:29
  Speaker 4: course we're not going to do anthing on Thursday night.
• 34:31
  Speaker 3: Cosby shows on.
• 34:32
  Speaker 1: I mean the man himself's piece of ship. But that
• 34:35
  Speaker 1: show was gigantic.
• 34:36
  Speaker 3: Yeah, it was even still a massive deal like when
• 34:39
  Speaker 3: I was, you know, the nineties.
• 34:42
  Speaker 2: It's why it hurt so bad when someone like that
• 34:45
  Speaker 2: is a huge piece of shit, because.
• 34:47
  Speaker 5: You've something wonderful.
• 34:49
  Speaker 1: Doctor Huxtable, we had something his.
• 34:52
  Speaker 2: Stand up comedy. He has a stand up special himself
• 34:55
  Speaker 2: that is I think one of the strongest stand up
• 34:59
  Speaker 2: comedy specially I've ever seen.
• 35:01
  Speaker 1: And I don't watch it now because mping myself to
• 35:04
  Speaker 1: watch it.
• 35:05
  Speaker 2: Yeah, but it's it's funny, there's some good stuff. Actually,
• 35:09
  Speaker 2: can someone just steal those jokes and do them again
• 35:13
  Speaker 2: so I can watch something that isn't trash to it? Please?
• 35:15
  Speaker 4: Yeah?
• 35:16
  Speaker 2: All right? Well, hey, so Wesley, if our followers want
• 35:20
  Speaker 2: to find.
• 35:20
  Speaker 4: You or reach out to you, what are your I'm
• 35:25
  Speaker 4: on Instagram the most, I think, So I have two Instagrams.
• 35:29
  Speaker 4: I have my public one, which is Wesley ogle News.
• 35:34
  Speaker 4: You can follow me there, but you can also request
• 35:35
  Speaker 4: to follow my personal page, which is loogel wo g
• 35:40
  Speaker 4: l E. And if you look legit and you have
• 35:43
  Speaker 4: posts and a picture of your face and I let you,
• 35:46
  Speaker 4: might let you follow me. Get a lot of weird requests.
• 35:50
  Speaker 4: You're like, I don't know if you're a real person or.
• 35:54
  Speaker 3: I'm pretty you know.
• 35:55
  Speaker 1: Hello, Wesley, would you like a free cruise?
• 36:00
  Speaker 3: Follow me? Oh no, they're they're way darker than that.
• 36:05
  Speaker 1: May I see pictures of feet?
• 36:08
  Speaker 5: Yeah?
• 36:09
  Speaker 3: Or I could have had like ten sugar daddies right now.
• 36:12
  Speaker 3: I consider it every a little bit more of it.
• 36:17
  Speaker 3: Why not, you're a little bit closer to say.
• 36:20
  Speaker 1: Tell the boyfriend I love you. We're just using them
• 36:22
  Speaker 1: to live better.
• 36:23
  Speaker 3: But like in this economy, yeah, you need a couple, right,
• 36:27
  Speaker 3: I need a couple of sugar daddies.
• 36:29
  Speaker 1: We'll send them some pics. That's fine.
• 36:31
  Speaker 2: This close to selling pictures of my feet.
• 36:34
  Speaker 3: I I like looked up seriously how to do it,
• 36:36
  Speaker 3: and it's.
• 36:37
  Speaker 2: Looked up some gross things, to be honest, and that's.
• 36:40
  Speaker 3: Just too hard to do.
• 36:41
  Speaker 2: I can't.
• 36:41
  Speaker 1: It's too hard to take pictures of your feet.
• 36:43
  Speaker 4: Well, in my case, I wanted to do it anonymously,
• 36:46
  Speaker 4: but you know, if you're really going to make money
• 36:48
  Speaker 4: off of it, like they want to see who you
• 36:50
  Speaker 4: are and see that you're cute. I guess since I
• 36:54
  Speaker 4: was like belong to Yeah, exactly. No, I just want
• 36:58
  Speaker 4: to send you pictures of.
• 37:00
  Speaker 3: My feet and you pay me. Yeah, how it should
• 37:03
  Speaker 3: work easy?
• 37:04
  Speaker 1: It's not that easy.
• 37:05
  Speaker 2: It's not that easy. Then, want to know who you are?
• 37:07
  Speaker 1: We're lying?
• 37:09
  Speaker 3: Why I still have a job.
• 37:10
  Speaker 2: Yeah?
• 37:11
  Speaker 3: Quit, can't quit and sell feedpex.
• 37:14
  Speaker 2: I mean, if we get super famous and we'll bring
• 37:16
  Speaker 2: you with us, how about that, can you please?
• 37:18
  Speaker 3: Yeah, don't forget the little guy.
• 37:20
  Speaker 2: The little guy, you're far more famous than you're actually
• 37:24
  Speaker 2: on TV zoom.
• 37:25
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 37:26
  Speaker 2: People when we go places occasionally people stare at her,
• 37:31
  Speaker 2: like we had a way. At our last meeting that
• 37:34
  Speaker 2: offered her water like ninety seven times. We had like
• 37:37
  Speaker 2: thirty six glasses a water a waiter for like ten people.
• 37:41
  Speaker 3: You know you are burrying the lead we had Like
• 37:47
  Speaker 3: that was because the guy.
• 37:49
  Speaker 2: The guy was crazy about bringing out the water that
• 37:52
  Speaker 2: I'm not joking. We were at a banquet table like
• 37:56
  Speaker 2: for like thirty people and there were like eight of us.
• 37:59
  Speaker 2: They're like no because those kids came maybe six then,
• 38:02
  Speaker 2: but like not enough, and there were like thirty plus
• 38:08
  Speaker 2: gladices of water.
• 38:09
  Speaker 4: And like I told them, we don't need She was
• 38:12
  Speaker 4: like no more water, please, no more, And he kept
• 38:14
  Speaker 4: coming back and filling them all back up, over and over.
• 38:17
  Speaker 2: I took a sip at one point and he was
• 38:19
  Speaker 2: like there filling it to the top, like I don't
• 38:22
  Speaker 2: want anymore.
• 38:24
  Speaker 5: It was weird.
• 38:25
  Speaker 2: Yeah, it's not my fault.
• 38:27
  Speaker 1: What's the thought there? If I get her water, she'll
• 38:29
  Speaker 1: love me.
• 38:30
  Speaker 2: People just want to be around Wesley. It's the weirdest thing.
• 38:34
  Speaker 2: Like we did the Tulip Festival one year together and
• 38:37
  Speaker 2: people just came up. I spent so much time talking
• 38:40
  Speaker 2: to your boyfriend that day because people just wanted to
• 38:44
  Speaker 2: come up and like talk to her or take a picture,
• 38:46
  Speaker 2: and I was like, anyway, so like let's yeah, so
• 38:52
  Speaker 2: used to it.
• 38:53
  Speaker 3: He knows like so many random people now because.
• 38:55
  Speaker 2: He's really lovely and well, but he's lovely and he
• 38:58
  Speaker 2: tolerates it.
• 38:59
  Speaker 4: Oh god, Yeah, he's fantastic with it. Like I couldn't
• 39:02
  Speaker 4: be with somebody who like could have you know, who
• 39:05
  Speaker 4: couldn't handle it.
• 39:06
  Speaker 1: He actually he's like, let me hold your coat, go ahead.
• 39:08
  Speaker 4: Yeah, and even like if he has to have a
• 39:10
  Speaker 4: conversation with a stranger, like, he's totally fine with it.
• 39:13
  Speaker 3: And that's huge.
• 39:14
  Speaker 2: It helps that he's not like a jerk, like I mean,
• 39:17
  Speaker 2: like genuine. He's an interesting person and fun. Yeah I
• 39:23
  Speaker 2: think so do but that's good.
• 39:26
  Speaker 1: She likes him.
• 39:27
  Speaker 2: That's goods Now have anybody is because when I live
• 39:32
  Speaker 2: with them, I don't think they're fun. So you're doing
• 39:34
  Speaker 2: it right. Good job. Mm hmmm, this was super fun.
• 39:40
  Speaker 2: Thanks for starting. Hi. If you want income right back
• 39:44
  Speaker 2: next week with us, I might okay, cool, cool, Kristin.
• 39:47
  Speaker 2: Do you want to drop our socials real quick?
• 39:49
  Speaker 1: Yes?
• 39:50
  Speaker 5: You can reach us across all socials at homelan I
• 39:53
  Speaker 5: pod and you can email us at on thelanipod at
• 39:56
  Speaker 5: gmail dot com.
• 39:57
  Speaker 2: Do it, Wesley, did you want to sign off for us?
• 40:00
  Speaker 2: Since you're the official? What?
• 40:03
  Speaker 3: How do we do this here? What do you guys say?
• 40:06
  Speaker 2: We're not very organized.
• 40:07
  Speaker 1: We don't normally her dog, Abbey takes us out.
• 40:10
  Speaker 3: So how is that doing?
• 40:16
  Speaker 2: It's been like two weeks. Abby came here, I know,
• 40:21
  Speaker 2: but like we're on like a make a Wish plane here.
• 40:28
  Speaker 2: She had a hamburger just the other day for McDonald's.
• 40:31
  Speaker 3: Yeah, you've given up on like the nutrition. You're just
• 40:34
  Speaker 3: like you can have all the cheese and meat you want.
• 40:35
  Speaker 2: Just eat what you want. No, she's super asleep, but
• 40:39
  Speaker 2: I'll do the voice so that Wesley doesn't respect me
• 40:41
  Speaker 2: ever again.
• 40:42
  Speaker 3: Oh my god, do it?
• 40:43
  Speaker 5: Do it?
• 40:43
  Speaker 2: Do it? Do it? Do it?
• 40:44
  Speaker 5: Oh you haven't heard this, you know you've never heard talk.
• 40:49
  Speaker 3: Oh my god?
• 40:51
  Speaker 2: Is me that cheesecake is ready for you?
• 40:54
  Speaker 1: Guys, we have your house.
• 40:59
  Speaker 3: Thank you?
• 40:59
  Speaker 1: You going to hand deliver it?
• 41:01
  Speaker 3: Wow? Because she lives in town with me, I'm speechless.
• 41:08
  Speaker 1: Ye, what do you mean? That's that's our producer, that's Abby.
• 41:12
  Speaker 3: I want to hear more of it.
• 41:16
  Speaker 2: I means, honestly, quite funny. I use her as my
• 41:18
  Speaker 2: like comedy medium. She says, very funny thing.
• 41:22
  Speaker 1: Can Abby take us out as a news anchor? Oh yeah,
• 41:28
  Speaker 1: I love you.
• 41:32
  Speaker 2: Okay, Well, thanks for coming to our show today. This
• 41:36
  Speaker 2: was our guest. Wells we Ogo and my mom and
• 41:40
  Speaker 2: aunt Gina and Kristin and okay, thanks for being a friend.
• 41:48
  Speaker 2: It I hate you guys.