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8 Years Later · Untraditionally Lala

• 0:06
  Speaker 1: Hello, gorgeous.
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  Speaker 2: Welcome back to Untraditionally Lala. I have my pod with me,
• 0:11
  Speaker 2: my little everythings.
• 0:13
  Speaker 1: I'm hitting things.
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  Speaker 3: Mom. Yes. Can I just tell you?
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  Speaker 2: So we had a party at the house on Saturday.
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  Speaker 3: And you guys know I don't have a hostessing bone
• 0:26
  Speaker 3: in my body. You can tell if you watch Vanderpump Rules.
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  Speaker 2: But anytime I'm like, I'm going to have a get
• 0:35
  Speaker 2: together at the house, I literally freeze up. So I
• 0:39
  Speaker 2: was talking to Easton's friend, Justin, that I was going
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  Speaker 2: to have people over and I wanted it to look nice.
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  Speaker 2: And he said, I have this friend who's an incredible
• 0:48
  Speaker 2: party planner.
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  Speaker 3: Just call her. I call her. I give her no
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  Speaker 3: direction at.
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  Speaker 2: All because I don't even know the direction we're going. Anyway,
• 0:56
  Speaker 2: It comes together beautifully. The food was fantastic.
• 1:00
  Speaker 3: The florals were like the most beautiful florals on the planet.
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  Speaker 4: Those flowers I've never seen prettier.
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  Speaker 3: They were gorgeous.
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  Speaker 4: And fresh.
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  Speaker 3: Love a fresh flower.
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  Speaker 4: Yes.
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  Speaker 3: Would you get these in downtown LA? Like that's where
• 1:14
  Speaker 3: everyone who has a restaurant goes. You have to be
• 1:16
  Speaker 3: there bright and early to get the best. I learned
• 1:18
  Speaker 3: that from Lisa Vanderpump.
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  Speaker 2: But my mom pulls out her outfit, what she's going
• 1:24
  Speaker 2: to wear, because apparently California chic and LA chic are.
• 1:28
  Speaker 3: A thing, you guys.
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  Speaker 2: So when I asked the party planner, I'm like, what
• 1:31
  Speaker 2: do I tell people the vibe is? And she said,
• 1:33
  Speaker 2: California chic. And I was like, I don't know what
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  Speaker 2: that means.
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  Speaker 4: So I just put.
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  Speaker 3: Chic attire on it.
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  Speaker 1: I feel like you needed the California.
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  Speaker 3: I didn't know it was a thing.
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  Speaker 5: Because California chic and then chic, two different things.
• 1:46
  Speaker 1: Well, everyone looked chic.
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  Speaker 3: I Googled.
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  Speaker 2: But then I get invited to two events after I
• 1:52
  Speaker 2: had already sent out my invites.
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  Speaker 3: And on the invitation, it says LA chic and California chic.
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  Speaker 3: I'm like, oh.
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  Speaker 4: Did you Google what that meant?
• 2:01
  Speaker 2: When I looked it up, because the party planner said, like,
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  Speaker 2: it just means, like, no jeans or sweatpants. But, like, you,
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  Speaker 2: everyone has, like, their own vibe. Just, like, have them
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  Speaker 2: do their thing.
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  Speaker 1: Well, the vibe that I am, I couldn't even do.
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  Speaker 3: Well, you looked amazing. I loved your outfit.
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  Speaker 4: Thank you.
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  Speaker 6: Yes.
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  Speaker 3: But when I Googled California chic, it was all jeans.
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  Speaker 1: Really?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah. And that's why I didn't put California chic on
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  Speaker 3: the invite.
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  Speaker 4: Can I tell you something?
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  Speaker 6: I went to a really fine restaurant and I was
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  Speaker 6: in jeans and I was looking at everybody else and
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  Speaker 6: they were like dressed up. And I told the guy
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  Speaker 6: at the door, I said, Oh, I'm underdressed. And he said, no,
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  Speaker 6: you're California chic.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, see, so it's been a long, it's been something for.
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  Speaker 1: A long time and I just didn't realize it.
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  Speaker 3: Years? No, this was like a few weeks ago in
• 2:49
  Speaker 3: the last month. Yeah. Um, So anyway, that was the attire.
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  Speaker 3: But I told people, I'm like, if you show up, like,
• 2:56
  Speaker 3: I'm not going to have an aneurysm if a pair
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  Speaker 3: of jeans walks through the door. Like, you're fine.
• 3:01
  Speaker 2: Anyway, mom pulls out the cutest outfit that she got
• 3:04
  Speaker 2: from TJ Maxx, because she's a little Maxinista.
• 3:08
  Speaker 1: Too bad you don't have a camera on her now.
• 3:09
  Speaker 1: Damn it.
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  Speaker 2: She puts it on, and I don't know, like, what
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  Speaker 2: about you has changed, but, like, your vibe was so cool,
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  Speaker 2: and you looked so beautiful, and... Everyone at the party
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  Speaker 2: was like, your mom. Because I've spoken about it, that
• 3:27
  Speaker 2: we were a little nervous for a moment, and everybody
• 3:30
  Speaker 2: was commenting how beautiful you looked, how cute you are.
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  Speaker 3: They are nice.
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  Speaker 6: Jared was asking about my makeup, if I had it
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  Speaker 6: professionally done.
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  Speaker 4: I said, you did, and he was very impressed.
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  Speaker 5: Really?
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  Speaker 1: He told me, though, he did forget his glasses.
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  Speaker 4: Oh, stop.
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  Speaker 3: You're such a dick. No, how we've been doing your
• 3:53
  Speaker 3: makeup has been so good.
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  Speaker 4: No, you've nailed it.
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  Speaker 3: It's simple.
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  Speaker 1: So you did get it professionally done.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, right. I'm a one-trick pony. I don't get anything
• 4:04
  Speaker 3: beyond what I've been doing for the past... 20 years.
• 4:08
  Speaker 4: I have no idea.
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  Speaker 2: I will never get rid of a winged liner. People
• 4:13
  Speaker 2: are like, winged line is out.
• 4:15
  Speaker 3: I'm like, winged liner is all I can do. So
• 4:19
  Speaker 3: call me Adele because it's not going anywhere.
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  Speaker 4: I love it.
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  Speaker 3: All right.
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  Speaker 1: I love it too.
• 4:25
  Speaker 4: But can I tell you, I love that party.
• 4:28
  Speaker 3: What did you love about it?
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  Speaker 4: Just everybody mingling, the food, just the vibe.
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  Speaker 1: Of it all. I'm a real big fan of.
• 4:37
  Speaker 3: It was, right?
• 4:39
  Speaker 1: What do they call it when they walk around?
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  Speaker 3: Trey passing.
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  Speaker 1: Big fan, big fan.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, I had... And I brought.
• 4:45
  Speaker 4: People onto like... Was to die for.
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  Speaker 1: I am so glad.
• 4:49
  Speaker 3: Oh, the miso cod?
• 4:50
  Speaker 1: Yes.
• 4:51
  Speaker 3: Oh, yeah.
• 4:51
  Speaker 1: Because I was ripping and raving and nobody was saying anything.
• 4:54
  Speaker 1: Ripping and raving.
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  Speaker 3: Isn't it ranting and raving?
• 4:56
  Speaker 4: Ranting.
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  Speaker 5: Well, ranting and raving, ripping and roaring.
• 5:00
  Speaker 1: Fuck it.
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  Speaker 5: The cod was talked about. And no one was giving
• 5:04
  Speaker 5: me what I wanted because I wanted somebody to love
• 5:07
  Speaker 5: it like I did.
• 5:08
  Speaker 1: And mom came in and did. So that is when
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  Speaker 1: I got it. It was the best part of the
• 5:13
  Speaker 1: meal was the cod.
• 5:14
  Speaker 2: I liked the tuna tartare in a wonton taco.
• 5:19
  Speaker 1: Couldn't have it.
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  Speaker 4: It had avocado.
• 5:20
  Speaker 1: It had avocado. You missed out.
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  Speaker 4: The spring rolls had avocado.
• 5:24
  Speaker 3: Oh, the spring rolls.
• 5:25
  Speaker 1: Were so good. No, I heard all of it was fantastic.
• 5:27
  Speaker 3: It was so good. I paid you guys for an
• 5:32
  Speaker 3: open bar. And everyone who arrived was shocked. They were like,
• 5:36
  Speaker 3: Lala has a bar? Like they all brought their own booze.
• 5:40
  Speaker 1: Did they? Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: A lot of people like brought their own like little
• 5:44
  Speaker 2: bottle of wine or like.
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  Speaker 3: Whatever they had in their back.
• 5:48
  Speaker 1: I just brought my flask.
• 5:52
  Speaker 2: Janet did offer to pay, but I was like, get
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  Speaker 2: the fuck out of here. Like you're not paying for
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  Speaker 2: the bar.
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  Speaker 3: It's all good. They made mocktails. It was fantastic.
• 6:00
  Speaker 4: And they had your face.
• 6:01
  Speaker 5: Oh, they had rice cakes, right? Wasn't it rice cakes
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  Speaker 5: with your face imprinted on them?
• 6:06
  Speaker 3: No, not a rice. It was like a rice cake.
• 6:09
  Speaker 3: Could you imagine that getting into your drink? Like, what
• 6:11
  Speaker 3: is this rice cake?
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  Speaker 4: I think it's gelatin.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Go ask Joe. They said rice something.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, it could have been made of rice.
• 6:17
  Speaker 4: Rice paper, maybe.
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  Speaker 1: Yes.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, rice paper.
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  Speaker 1: Okay.
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  Speaker 3: A rice cake, I think of like Quaker that we
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  Speaker 3: put our.
• 6:23
  Speaker 1: Peanut butter on. Yeah, no, let's thin those out.
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  Speaker 3: I'm like, that doesn't sound very nice.
• 6:27
  Speaker 1: Rice paper is better. But yes, rice was in that.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, the mocktails were great. They were gorgeous. Everyone looked fantastic.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: I would like to do something again.
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  Speaker 2: And your friend Justin said that we should put something
• 6:41
  Speaker 2: on the basketball court and then have like the basketball
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  Speaker 2: hoop obviously partitioned off. But then you hang a chandelier
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  Speaker 2: and have like a fucking party back there.
• 6:51
  Speaker 4: Hype and drape is what he called it.
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  Speaker 3: Hype and drape. I want to do all of that.
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  Speaker 3: I was like, now I just want to have like
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  Speaker 3: little events in my backyard. Then I'll never leave.
• 7:00
  Speaker 1: Right?
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  Speaker 5: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: Like why go to dinner? I'll just host a dinner
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  Speaker 3: party at my house.
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  Speaker 4: You should.
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  Speaker 3: Sounds fabulous, right?
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  Speaker 4: And use the same gal.
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  Speaker 1: Use the whole thing.
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  Speaker 2: And I didn't, I did appreciate people coming and not
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  Speaker 2: thinking there was going to be an open bar because
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  Speaker 2: obviously we're like a sober household.
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  Speaker 6: Well, I think you, I think you, you did a
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  Speaker 6: good thing as far as you don't have a bar
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  Speaker 6: when you have birthday parties for the kids.
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  Speaker 4: There's no need for a bar.
• 7:32
  Speaker 1: No.
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  Speaker 4: Or alcohol.
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  Speaker 6: No.
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  Speaker 4: But this event, I think you did a good job.
• 7:38
  Speaker 1: You catered to the masses.
• 7:40
  Speaker 3: Yeah. I did, right?
• 7:41
  Speaker 1: Yes.
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  Speaker 4: And they were thrilled.
• 7:45
  Speaker 3: Serving alcohol at kids' parties never makes sense to me. No.
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  Speaker 3: And I don't want, like, I don't need you guys
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  Speaker 3: leaving my house with your children after you've been, like,
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  Speaker 3: boozing it up at my crib.
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  Speaker 1: No.
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  Speaker 3: Just not happening.
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  Speaker 4: My favorite drink was the watermelon drink.
• 8:00
  Speaker 1: Same.
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  Speaker 4: I can't remember the name.
• 8:02
  Speaker 1: I couldn't remember any of the names.
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  Speaker 3: She came up with all the names. The party planner.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, it was awesome. Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: And alcohol around doesn't... Can you guys believe that I'm
• 8:14
  Speaker 2: approaching next week?
• 8:16
  Speaker 1: Right? Isn't it eight?
• 8:17
  Speaker 3: Yes, that's crazy. Oh, thanks.
• 8:22
  Speaker 1: Very proud of you.
• 8:23
  Speaker 3: Thank you.
• 8:24
  Speaker 1: I don't know.
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  Speaker 2: I definitely want to go and take a cake at
• 8:27
  Speaker 2: that meeting. There's a newcomer's meeting coming up.
• 8:31
  Speaker 5: Are you going to, cause I only take, I only took, honestly,
• 8:33
  Speaker 5: I took two. Are you going to take more than that?
• 8:35
  Speaker 3: No, I only take one cake.
• 8:37
  Speaker 1: That's how I feel.
• 8:38
  Speaker 2: So in sobriety, when you reach, there's chips that you
• 8:43
  Speaker 2: get for like.
• 8:44
  Speaker 1: So let's walk through. I'm going to tell mine. So
• 8:48
  Speaker 1: there's zero to 29 days.
• 8:49
  Speaker 2: Yes.
• 8:51
  Speaker 1: And you get chips for that. Yes. So you get
• 8:54
  Speaker 1: a chip every day. I stood up, I walked in great.
• 8:57
  Speaker 5: I took a chip for 29 days because I needed to,
• 9:00
  Speaker 5: even after I relapsed, I went in and I took 20,
• 9:02
  Speaker 5: like 29 chips and then I gave them back, but
• 9:05
  Speaker 5: I collected my 29 and then you get 30, 30 day,
• 9:09
  Speaker 5: a 60 day, a 90.
• 9:12
  Speaker 3: Day or a night or 90 days. Yep.
• 9:15
  Speaker 1: 90 day. And then it's, I think it's six months,
• 9:19
  Speaker 1: nine months. And then a year.
• 9:21
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 9:21
  Speaker 5: Because they always go, anybody with a baby? For the
• 9:25
  Speaker 5: nine months. Anybody with a baby?
• 9:27
  Speaker 1: And then. Yeah.
• 9:28
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 9:28
  Speaker 5: And then it's a year. And then it's really, really hard.
• 9:33
  Speaker 5: Because then you don't get pats on the back. Then
• 9:36
  Speaker 5: you just gotta.
• 9:37
  Speaker 1: Rip it through.
• 9:38
  Speaker 5: And then if you relapse, you kind of go in
• 9:40
  Speaker 5: there with your tail between your legs and then they're
• 9:42
  Speaker 5: kind of like, yeah, buddy, well, welcome back.
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  Speaker 3: By the way, no one gets more love than a newcomer.
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  Speaker 3: The whole room roars. It's a fabulous thing to be
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  Speaker 3: a part of.
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  Speaker 5: You feel very famous as a newcomer. I loved taking
• 9:55
  Speaker 5: my 29 day chips. They were like, Anybody for the first,
• 10:01
  Speaker 5: I'd get up and everybody.
• 10:03
  Speaker 1: Yeah. Keep coming back. Keep coming back. You're like, I
• 10:09
  Speaker 1: want to live here.
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  Speaker 3: It's amazing.
• 10:11
  Speaker 1: Yeah, you do feel great. You do. It's like. After
• 10:14
  Speaker 1: the eight years, congratulations. Thank you. Because you only get
• 10:17
  Speaker 1: patted on the back once a year now.
• 10:19
  Speaker 3: Well, it's good to be me because I'd be patting
• 10:21
  Speaker 3: myself on the back on the rag until the night
• 10:23
  Speaker 3: comes and then I destroy myself.
• 10:26
  Speaker 1: No, every time I get in bed, I am Scott Disick.
• 10:30
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 10:31
  Speaker 1: Just thinking about everything bad that's ever happened to me. Right.
• 10:36
  Speaker 3: But I feel like for this birthday.
• 10:39
  Speaker 2: So then like on your birthday, you go to a
• 10:41
  Speaker 2: meeting and you take a cake and you can take
• 10:43
  Speaker 2: as many as you want. But like, I just need
• 10:44
  Speaker 2: the one. But I want to do the newcomer meeting.
• 10:47
  Speaker 2: So the newcomer meeting basically is like anyone who is
• 10:52
  Speaker 2: running the meeting or speaks is in their first year
• 10:54
  Speaker 2: of sobriety. And then the first, I think, half hour
• 10:58
  Speaker 2: of sharing, you have to be in your first year
• 11:01
  Speaker 2: of sobriety. And then they open the floor to people
• 11:03
  Speaker 2: who have a little bit more time. But there's something
• 11:06
  Speaker 2: about that meeting that just like reignites your love for
• 11:09
  Speaker 2: sobriety because these people are coming in and whether it's
• 11:16
  Speaker 2: a mom who's 45 years old trying to get through
• 11:19
  Speaker 2: a fucking Dodgers game sober and she's only been sober for,
• 11:22
  Speaker 2: you know, three months and it's like a lot. Or
• 11:26
  Speaker 2: the kid who's 28 and just realized that he wants
• 11:30
  Speaker 2: to live a different life. It's just a feeling that
• 11:33
  Speaker 2: you cannot explain, right? So I would like to take
• 11:36
  Speaker 2: a cake.
• 11:36
  Speaker 3: At that meeting.
• 11:37
  Speaker 6: Yes.
• 11:38
  Speaker 1: I know what meeting you're talking about. Yeah. And that
• 11:41
  Speaker 1: meeting is my favorite. Every time I feel out of sorts,
• 11:44
  Speaker 1: I just go to that one. Yeah.
• 11:46
  Speaker 5: And they've gotten multiple times at it, so you can't
• 11:49
  Speaker 5: miss it.
• 11:50
  Speaker 3: No. I'm very excited. I can't believe I hit eight years. Yeah.
• 11:52
  Speaker 2: Because they say sobriety sometimes is like a relationship.
• 11:56
  Speaker 3: You get the seven-year itch.
• 11:57
  Speaker 4: I was like, oh, no.
• 11:59
  Speaker 1: I got to get out of this.
• 12:00
  Speaker 6: Oh, I know.
• 12:01
  Speaker 1: I got to get out of this relationship.
• 12:05
  Speaker 3: Not me. I'm here to stay.
• 12:06
  Speaker 1: It's a good one.
• 12:07
  Speaker 4: I'm proud of both of you.
• 12:09
  Speaker 1: Thanks, Mom. I'm very proud of you. My sponsor, a
• 12:13
  Speaker 1: year and what? A month?
• 12:17
  Speaker 3: A year and two months.
• 12:18
  Speaker 1: Hmm. Coming up on two months? Yep. Good job.
• 12:21
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 12:22
  Speaker 1: We're all just crushing it, man.
• 12:22
  Speaker 5: We're all just out here just trying to live it.
• 12:25
  Speaker 5: But my sponsor, he was like, you should go to
• 12:28
  Speaker 5: all the meetings that you attend and take a cake
• 12:31
  Speaker 5: at every one. That gave me anxiety, so I said
• 12:34
  Speaker 5: I'm not doing it.
• 12:35
  Speaker 3: Yeah, just the one. It's great.
• 12:36
  Speaker 1: One was good. And after you take your cake, you
• 12:38
  Speaker 1: have to talk for like two minutes. And that's where
• 12:41
  Speaker 1: my anxiety hits.
• 12:44
  Speaker 3: You don't have to talk for two minutes. Well, they like,
• 12:46
  Speaker 3: they allow you two minutes to.
• 12:48
  Speaker 5: Share, but they would like to hear your story because
• 12:50
  Speaker 5: your story of how you got to where you are
• 12:53
  Speaker 5: could help somebody in that room.
• 12:54
  Speaker 3: Totally.
• 12:56
  Speaker 2: My biggest thing of, about sobriety is at this point, it's,
• 13:04
  Speaker 2: it's just like a, it just falls into my life.
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  Speaker 2: So effortlessly, you know, There are moments where I see
• 13:10
  Speaker 2: someone order a drink.
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  Speaker 3: And I was a big, I loved it.
• 13:13
  Speaker 4: I was a day drinker.
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  Speaker 3: Like the night is to go.
• 13:16
  Speaker 1: Same.
• 13:17
  Speaker 3: I mean, I loved a glass of champagne and I
• 13:19
  Speaker 3: loved a vodka soda. Like those things got me like
• 13:23
  Speaker 3: really happy.
• 13:24
  Speaker 4: And I love Prosecco.
• 13:26
  Speaker 3: Yeah, you did.
• 13:26
  Speaker 1: You should get a dog named Prosecco.
• 13:28
  Speaker 2: She like, I have videos of us hammered me and
• 13:31
  Speaker 2: my mom and she'd be like, I think I'm going
• 13:32
  Speaker 2: to have another glass of Prosecco. And you know how
• 13:35
  Speaker 2: your voice kind of changes when you get a little tipsy.
• 13:38
  Speaker 1: You and I had a heyday.
• 13:40
  Speaker 6: I remember we had that one when you put the
• 13:42
  Speaker 6: funny faces on us.
• 13:44
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 13:44
  Speaker 4: On the Instagram or whatever.
• 13:46
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 13:46
  Speaker 4: Anyway.
• 13:46
  Speaker 1: Just hammered as fuck.
• 13:48
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 13:48
  Speaker 4: It was great.
• 13:49
  Speaker 5: I just get calls from you guys hammered, I remember.
• 13:51
  Speaker 5: And that was, no words were even spoken.
• 13:54
  Speaker 1: Hello? Hello? What are you doing? Oh, fuck. But then
• 14:01
  Speaker 1: I hear mom in the background. So what is he doing?
• 14:04
  Speaker 3: So we've always been codependent.
• 14:07
  Speaker 1: That's good to know. This is not new.
• 14:08
  Speaker 3: This is not new at all.
• 14:10
  Speaker 1: I think it really happened, though, after dad died, though.
• 14:13
  Speaker 1: I think we were all independent. Independent. And then dad passed.
• 14:17
  Speaker 1: And then we got very codependent.
• 14:19
  Speaker 3: Yes.
• 14:20
  Speaker 1: Can I be honest? I was thinking in the car
• 14:22
  Speaker 1: driving here. Yeah. I was like, what?
• 14:27
  Speaker 5: If I do move out and then I don't see
• 14:30
  Speaker 5: my sister every day. And then if I don't see
• 14:32
  Speaker 5: my mom.
• 14:32
  Speaker 1: Oh, that's not happening. I almost spiraled. My eyes started watering.
• 14:37
  Speaker 4: So you know what? You just shouldn't even move out.
• 14:40
  Speaker 3: Can I tell you? Can I tell you?
• 14:42
  Speaker 1: I really don't want to do life. I don't know
• 14:44
  Speaker 1: how to do life.
• 14:44
  Speaker 3: The solution to the problem is I just need to
• 14:46
  Speaker 3: work harder. All of us.
• 14:48
  Speaker 2: So that we can have instead of the situation we
• 14:51
  Speaker 2: have now. we can expand bigger.
• 14:53
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 14:54
  Speaker 3: And we can have your own house. Oh, each have
• 14:56
  Speaker 3: our own house.
• 14:56
  Speaker 1: That's like a.
• 14:58
  Speaker 3: Normal person would be like, well, you guys should just
• 15:00
  Speaker 3: like move away from each other. No, my plan is
• 15:04
  Speaker 3: to work harder.
• 15:05
  Speaker 4: Okay.
• 15:06
  Speaker 5: I want righteous gemstone, not like get rid of all that,
• 15:10
  Speaker 5: but the compound, the compound, right?
• 15:12
  Speaker 1: I want a golf cart over to my mother's house.
• 15:14
  Speaker 3: Totally.
• 15:15
  Speaker 1: That's sick.
• 15:16
  Speaker 4: That'd be fun.
• 15:17
  Speaker 3: That would be the funnest.
• 15:19
  Speaker 6: Right?
• 15:19
  Speaker 1: All right, let's get to work.
• 15:20
  Speaker 3: Let's get to work. I thought it would make me
• 15:23
  Speaker 3: need to take a nap.
• 15:24
  Speaker 1: You are the golden ticket.
• 15:26
  Speaker 4: I'm retired.
• 15:27
  Speaker 1: Fuck off.
• 15:29
  Speaker 3: You live the dream.
• 15:30
  Speaker 1: I've been retired since 21. And I've never said I don't.
• 15:32
  Speaker 3: Like, she lives the dream. Can we just talk about
• 15:36
  Speaker 3: it for a second? Can we just talk about it?
• 15:38
  Speaker 3: I have no problem with this at all, by the way.
• 15:40
  Speaker 3: But my mom comes out here.
• 15:42
  Speaker 1: You deserve it.
• 15:42
  Speaker 3: You deserve it. Don't get offended. But listen to the
• 15:45
  Speaker 3: dream that my mother has been living for the longest.
• 15:48
  Speaker 5: She's got her feet up and a blanket over her
• 15:51
  Speaker 5: legs while she records.
• 15:52
  Speaker 2: You know, like, Issa and I go out into the world,
• 15:56
  Speaker 2: busting our asses, doing the damn thing, just like our
• 15:58
  Speaker 2: mama raised us to do. And then my mom's like, yeah, I'll,
• 16:01
  Speaker 2: you know, I'll take care of the kids. I got
• 16:03
  Speaker 2: the house on lock. Then all of a sudden, my
• 16:06
  Speaker 2: mom says, I think we should get a nanny.
• 16:08
  Speaker 3: What?
• 16:09
  Speaker 2: So now we bring the nanny on. So my mom
• 16:11
  Speaker 2: was just chilling, right? Then it's doing housework.
• 16:15
  Speaker 3: Then it's like, I'm going to call someone to clean
• 16:18
  Speaker 3: the house.
• 16:18
  Speaker 6: That house keeps me like busy because everything breaks.
• 16:24
  Speaker 1: That is true.
• 16:25
  Speaker 3: Oh, you're the house manager.
• 16:27
  Speaker 1: Yes.
• 16:29
  Speaker 2: Okay, so I'm going to bite my tongue then. Because
• 16:32
  Speaker 2: all of the things that Lisa was designating to herself,
• 16:35
  Speaker 2: we've now outsourced, brought others in to do.
• 16:39
  Speaker 4: But I'm the house manager now.
• 16:40
  Speaker 3: Do you do the laundry?
• 16:41
  Speaker 4: Sometimes.
• 16:43
  Speaker 3: How does the laundry get done?
• 16:44
  Speaker 4: What do you think, Cynthia? I do a lot of it, though.
• 16:51
  Speaker 5: Don't think she does i'm gonna show.
• 16:54
  Speaker 3: You guys i will yell down to my mom because
• 16:56
  Speaker 3: i do i do do my own laundry and i
• 16:59
  Speaker 3: will yell down to my mom and i'm like mom
• 17:02
  Speaker 3: cynthia has folded your laundry take it to your room
• 17:06
  Speaker 3: there's like a stack this high on the freaking.
• 17:08
  Speaker 1: Well she's waiting for cynthia to.
• 17:10
  Speaker 4: Take it down Cynthia is a godsend.
• 17:14
  Speaker 1: Godsend. Thank you, Cynthia.
• 17:16
  Speaker 3: She's like my whole heart and soul. I fucking love her.
• 17:20
  Speaker 4: No, she is the best.
• 17:22
  Speaker 1: The best.
• 17:23
  Speaker 6: But, in my defense, I have to run the household
• 17:28
  Speaker 6: of all the broken things.
• 17:29
  Speaker 4: The front door.
• 17:30
  Speaker 3: I handle the front door.
• 17:33
  Speaker 1: Then why are we texting Serge?
• 17:34
  Speaker 3: I handle the front door with Serge. I've handled the
• 17:37
  Speaker 3: light with Serge.
• 17:38
  Speaker 4: He and I.
• 17:39
  Speaker 3: It's completely untrue. I ordered them on Amazon.
• 17:41
  Speaker 1: We bought the wrong ones.
• 17:43
  Speaker 3: Okay, so you just make my life harder is what
• 17:45
  Speaker 3: you're saying. You just make things more difficult.
• 17:49
  Speaker 5: All right, what I will say is she tagged along.
• 17:51
  Speaker 5: The guy came over and goes, this is the lock
• 17:53
  Speaker 5: you need. I said, where do I get this? And
• 17:55
  Speaker 5: he goes, just go to Home Depot. I went to
• 17:57
  Speaker 5: Home Depot. I said, I need this lock.
• 17:59
  Speaker 3: They go.
• 17:59
  Speaker 1: These are the two that'll fit. That was the handyman.
• 18:03
  Speaker 4: That I called.
• 18:04
  Speaker 1: Yeah, told us to buy.
• 18:06
  Speaker 3: So again, you make, you create chores for your own self.
• 18:11
  Speaker 1: And then I have to go on them.
• 18:13
  Speaker 2: Lisa loves to buy a bunch of shit and be like,
• 18:15
  Speaker 2: I'm so busy today. I got to do a lot
• 18:16
  Speaker 2: of take backs. I'm like, don't buy it in the
• 18:18
  Speaker 2: first place. I just don't buy it in the first place.
• 18:22
  Speaker 3: By the way, though, you don't need to do anything.
• 18:24
  Speaker 3: You are the heartbeat of the family. You're fun.
• 18:29
  Speaker 4: Thank you.
• 18:29
  Speaker 3: You're young, wild, and free. At heart.
• 18:33
  Speaker 4: At heart.
• 18:34
  Speaker 1: Your body is.
• 18:35
  Speaker 3: And we're just happy to have.
• 18:36
  Speaker 1: Tell my body to.
• 18:37
  Speaker 3: We're just happy to have you around, bitch.
• 18:39
  Speaker 1: Your body is catching up slowly.
• 18:42
  Speaker 3: Okay.
• 18:42
  Speaker 1: But it's there.
• 18:44
  Speaker 3: Just very, very quickly.
• 18:47
  Speaker 3: The game last night was fantastic. I'm just going to
• 18:50
  Speaker 3: say that.
• 18:50
  Speaker 4: Which one?
• 18:52
  Speaker 3: Can everyone stop asking me that? What do you think?
• 18:57
  Speaker 3: Which game do you think I'm talking about?
• 18:59
  Speaker 4: I want you to say.
• 19:00
  Speaker 3: The Ravens game.
• 19:01
  Speaker 1: I know.
• 19:02
  Speaker 4: I was there.
• 19:03
  Speaker 2: I know, but I have said this to multiple people.
• 19:06
  Speaker 2: Anyone who will listen, I'm like, that game last night.
• 19:08
  Speaker 3: They're like, which one? I'm like.
• 19:11
  Speaker 3: What do you mean which one?
• 19:12
  Speaker 1: The only one that happened last night. There's only one game.
• 19:15
  Speaker 4: That was a spectacular game.
• 19:17
  Speaker 1: What happened?
• 19:18
  Speaker 3: It went from being the biggest snooze fest, me in
• 19:21
  Speaker 3: full turmoil because I.
• 19:22
  Speaker 4: Get- And you dogging on all the players.
• 19:26
  Speaker 3: Okay, let's not say that aloud. All right?
• 19:29
  Speaker 6: No.
• 19:29
  Speaker 3: I love my team. I rock with them through thick
• 19:31
  Speaker 3: and thin like I do the housewives.
• 19:33
  Speaker 1: Even on a not okay season. But you drag them
• 19:34
  Speaker 1: here and there. You'll drag them here and there.
• 19:36
  Speaker 3: Well- There were just some things that I would have
• 19:39
  Speaker 3: fixed because I think I should be the offensive coordinator.
• 19:44
  Speaker 1: That's okay. Can I be honest? There's times where I'm like,
• 19:48
  Speaker 1: I would have done better.
• 19:49
  Speaker 3: I could have done better.
• 19:50
  Speaker 1: Give me 15 plays. I don't even need the whole playbook.
• 19:53
  Speaker 5: Just give me 15 plays, and I'll pick one that
• 19:56
  Speaker 5: is better than what you fucking ran.
• 19:59
  Speaker 1: You know what? I play Madden. I get it. Manny knows.
• 20:02
  Speaker 3: Let's focus on the comeback.
• 20:05
  Speaker 1: And the win.
• 20:06
  Speaker 2: That game, no matter what team you're into, like Sunday
• 20:10
  Speaker 2: night football, Monday night football, Thursday night football.
• 20:13
  Speaker 1: You got a good game.
• 20:13
  Speaker 3: You want a good game, right? That's all we ask for.
• 20:16
  Speaker 3: Even if your team's not playing.
• 20:17
  Speaker 4: Couldn't have been better.
• 20:17
  Speaker 3: It was fantastic. First half. Little wonky.
• 20:22
  Speaker 2: We were really great at stopping them. Thank God defense
• 20:25
  Speaker 2: did the fucking damn thing. But I was a little
• 20:28
  Speaker 2: worried about Atlanta's that hot player. His last name's London.
• 20:31
  Speaker 2: He was crushing it. I actually, yeah, I felt a
• 20:34
  Speaker 2: little bad for him. All that hard work.
• 20:37
  Speaker 5: Well, I mean, I feel bad because Pennix went down.
• 20:42
  Speaker 5: But we were playing with the second string quarterback. So
• 20:44
  Speaker 5: fuck off.
• 20:46
  Speaker 3: Fair game now. Complete fair game.
• 20:49
  Speaker 4: It was so good. And you and all your Raven stuff,
• 20:51
  Speaker 4: I think that's why they won.
• 20:53
  Speaker 3: I thought about putting my helmet on, but I didn't
• 20:55
  Speaker 3: want to jinx the game.
• 20:56
  Speaker 4: You had your pants.
• 20:57
  Speaker 3: No, can I tell you who the good luck charm was, Mom?
• 20:59
  Speaker 1: What? You.
• 21:00
  Speaker 4: Well, thank you.
• 21:01
  Speaker 3: Because I was holding your hand. What the hell did
• 21:02
  Speaker 3: she do?
• 21:03
  Speaker 4: Because I kept saying they're going to win.
• 21:05
  Speaker 3: Yeah, and I held her hand.
• 21:06
  Speaker 2: I moved positions on the couch because I was like,
• 21:09
  Speaker 2: where I'm sitting is not working. So I moved closer
• 21:12
  Speaker 2: to Mom, and I held her hand. And we just skyrocketed.
• 21:15
  Speaker 5: Oh, you're like that BYU commercial where the girl gets
• 21:18
  Speaker 5: locked out of the house because they scored two touchdowns
• 21:21
  Speaker 5: when she was on the patio.
• 21:23
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 21:24
  Speaker 3: They're like, stay out there.
• 21:25
  Speaker 1: Yeah. It's working.
• 21:27
  Speaker 3: Oh, it's just so fantastic.
• 21:29
  Speaker 1: Remember where you sat.
• 21:31
  Speaker 3: I'm sitting there and you can't move. Positions. Next game.
• 21:33
  Speaker 3: I need to hold your hand.
• 21:35
  Speaker 1: You don't have to worry. She is not moving.
• 21:37
  Speaker 4: Okay.
• 21:39
  Speaker 6: But you've got to talk about the bread we had
• 21:41
  Speaker 6: last night that made it so phenomenal.
• 21:43
  Speaker 4: Why don't you talk about the bread?
• 21:45
  Speaker 1: We had homemade sourdough bread. She is clapping her hands.
• 21:50
  Speaker 1: She is so excited about this.
• 21:52
  Speaker 4: It has white chocolate, and one had Biscoff. Is that
• 21:56
  Speaker 4: how you say it?
• 21:56
  Speaker 3: Yeah, Biscoff cookie, like what you get on Delta Airlines.
• 21:58
  Speaker 4: No, it was delectable.
• 22:01
  Speaker 1: No, her palate and my palate are not— All she.
• 22:04
  Speaker 3: Was saying during the greatest times of the game was—
• 22:07
  Speaker 3: When do you think the bread's going to be done, Justin?
• 22:10
  Speaker 3: He's like, I'm just waiting for it to rise. Issa
• 22:13
  Speaker 3: and I are locked in. Mom and Justin, all they
• 22:15
  Speaker 3: cared about was the freaking bread making.
• 22:18
  Speaker 1: So I love Justin to death. I know Justin. So
• 22:23
  Speaker 1: I was a good person, though.
• 22:24
  Speaker 5: I let you guys watch some TV shows, and we
• 22:27
  Speaker 5: watched Black Mirror and stuff, and I didn't watch football
• 22:29
  Speaker 5: because I knew that you— Every time he comes over.
• 22:31
  Speaker 6: We promise him we're going to watch one thing, and
• 22:33
  Speaker 6: we end up watching— Well, then you.
• 22:35
  Speaker 2: Should never come over on a Saturday, a Sunday, a
• 22:39
  Speaker 2: Monday night, or a Thursday night.
• 22:40
  Speaker 1: The games that they... Basically the whole week. Yeah, Saturday
• 22:44
  Speaker 1: and Sunday. I mean, good riddance.
• 22:46
  Speaker 5: Because it is from like 9 a.m. till 10.30 p.m.
• 22:51
  Speaker 2: Just having it on makes... Can I tell you what
• 22:53
  Speaker 2: I think I love so much about it?
• 22:55
  Speaker 1: Is growing up.
• 22:57
  Speaker 2: When dad would wake up, that was how football season
• 23:00
  Speaker 2: was spent. I don't even need to be sitting down
• 23:04
  Speaker 2: watching college football. Having it on the TV, it makes
• 23:08
  Speaker 2: me feel like I'm home.
• 23:10
  Speaker 1: Yes. That is the perfect.
• 23:11
  Speaker 5: Because I would get up late, like 10, 30, 11.
• 23:15
  Speaker 5: And then I'd go out into the main room and
• 23:17
  Speaker 5: football was on and it was just cheering. And I'd
• 23:20
  Speaker 5: be making breakfast and it was just like the background noise.
• 23:22
  Speaker 5: And then you'd hear a loud roar and it was home.
• 23:25
  Speaker 5: And that's what I like.
• 23:26
  Speaker 2: And I would come down and dad would be making
• 23:28
  Speaker 2: those Pillsbury orange cinnamon rolls.
• 23:31
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 23:32
  Speaker 2: And then he'd get out the cocktail glasses that were
• 23:34
  Speaker 2: like hand painted and make me my first drink of
• 23:36
  Speaker 2: the morning.
• 23:38
  Speaker 1: Oh, maybe he wasn't an alcoholic. No, it's fucking college football.
• 23:44
  Speaker 3: And tomorrow, we repeat. So fun.
• 23:46
  Speaker 1: And Monday night, we repeat.
• 23:47
  Speaker 3: Can you bring up the banana chairs? You know those
• 23:49
  Speaker 3: ones on the ground?
• 23:50
  Speaker 4: I love those.
• 23:51
  Speaker 3: Turn the fire on. Oh, my God.
• 23:53
  Speaker 1: Lay on the heater.
• 23:54
  Speaker 4: You guys loved laying on the heater then. And when
• 23:57
  Speaker 4: the heater would come on.
• 23:58
  Speaker 1: The blanket would plume. Yeah. Oh, my gosh.
• 24:02
  Speaker 2: There was nothing like the household on 3648 Pear Blossom Circle.
• 24:08
  Speaker 1: Getting it tattooed on me.
• 24:09
  Speaker 3: Salt Lake City, Utah.
• 24:10
  Speaker 1: 84109.
• 24:13
  Speaker 3: Fuck yeah.
• 24:14
  Speaker 1: It was the best. It was the best.
• 24:17
  Speaker 3: And then we would make another liquor store run, right?
• 24:20
  Speaker 3: And you would be driving to the liquor store, which
• 24:22
  Speaker 3: was near the entrance.
• 24:23
  Speaker 1: Not on a Sunday, though.
• 24:24
  Speaker 3: No.
• 24:24
  Speaker 5: No, you had to hit that bitch on Saturday night
• 24:26
  Speaker 5: for the Sunday goods.
• 24:27
  Speaker 1: No, but Sunday.
• 24:28
  Speaker 3: Sunday or Saturday, you would make your way and you'd
• 24:31
  Speaker 3: see all of these Ford F-150s with the fucking University
• 24:34
  Speaker 3: of Utah flies getting on the freeway to head on
• 24:37
  Speaker 3: to Parley's to get to the stadium.
• 24:39
  Speaker 1: Rice Eccles, baby. And they get hammered as fuck with
• 24:42
  Speaker 1: their thing. It's so good.
• 24:44
  Speaker 5: I'm going to get maybe shit for this or maybe
• 24:47
  Speaker 5: people agree. I'm all for a tailgate. Don't want to
• 24:52
  Speaker 5: go to the game. I want to go somewhere comfy,
• 24:54
  Speaker 5: watch it, eat. Piss not next to thousands of people.
• 24:59
  Speaker 5: Wait for a toilet. Oh, it's the worst going to
• 25:01
  Speaker 5: the game.
• 25:01
  Speaker 3: Oh, tailgating? Some of those RVs were so lit?
• 25:04
  Speaker 1: No, RVing or tailgating at the RV. Of course they did.
• 25:07
  Speaker 5: The best was when everybody would go to the game
• 25:09
  Speaker 5: and then you were just there with like the big
• 25:11
  Speaker 5: TV and then just like a couple people, you'd throw
• 25:13
  Speaker 5: the ball around.
• 25:15
  Speaker 1: You'd start cooking again. Then the game's on. You'd hear
• 25:17
  Speaker 1: the roar from just over the hill. Ah, the best.
• 25:21
  Speaker 1: The best. Not being in it. Near it though.
• 25:24
  Speaker 3: Near it. Because then you knew once the game ended,
• 25:26
  Speaker 3: everyone was coming back.
• 25:27
  Speaker 1: Well, that and I knew if the game was ending,
• 25:29
  Speaker 1: I was like, all right, I'm out of here.
• 25:30
  Speaker 2: No, then I was headed to downtown Salt Lake to
• 25:33
  Speaker 2: go to.
• 25:33
  Speaker 3: The Green Pig.
• 25:34
  Speaker 4: Oh, the Green Pig.
• 25:36
  Speaker 3: Love it all. Or Gracie's.
• 25:38
  Speaker 1: Oh, Gracie's. Is Gracie's still alive?
• 25:41
  Speaker 5: Aw.
• 25:41
  Speaker 1: Gracie's went out?
• 25:42
  Speaker 4: No, I said I wonder if they're still around.
• 25:44
  Speaker 3: I'm sure they are.
• 25:45
  Speaker 1: Will somebody let us know in the Salt Lake City area?
• 25:59
  Speaker 2: Speaking of fun times, let's jump into pop culture. Let's
• 26:02
  Speaker 2: talk about this.
• 26:03
  Speaker 3: This was actually very sad and I'm happy the tiger's
• 26:05
  Speaker 3: alive and well. Yeah.
• 26:08
  Speaker 2: Um, the guy in England who went into the tiger
• 26:12
  Speaker 2: cage and the tiger mauled him to death. Apparently this
• 26:15
  Speaker 2: place got an overwhelming amount of phone calls being like,
• 26:19
  Speaker 2: we're so sorry for the family, but like You cannot
• 26:22
  Speaker 2: euthanize this tiger.
• 26:23
  Speaker 3: And they're not going to.
• 26:24
  Speaker 4: Oh, good.
• 26:25
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 26:25
  Speaker 1: He was trying to discipline it. It was like it
• 26:27
  Speaker 1: was a house dog.
• 26:28
  Speaker 3: It was like coming towards him, kind of like pointing.
• 26:29
  Speaker 3: He's like, no. No.
• 26:32
  Speaker 5: It's like it's not a dog that's been trained since
• 26:36
  Speaker 5: it was young.
• 26:37
  Speaker 4: They're wild animals.
• 26:38
  Speaker 1: They just be in nature, not in a cage. Well,
• 26:41
  Speaker 1: I don't know if this one, it's not in this country.
• 26:43
  Speaker 1: I don't know much about where this was. I don't
• 26:46
  Speaker 1: know if it's like the San Diego Zoo, you know?
• 26:49
  Speaker 1: A good one.
• 26:49
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 26:50
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 26:52
  Speaker 2: But that made me happy that the tiger is, like, fine. Yeah,
• 26:56
  Speaker 2: but they gave them the day off, the workers, because
• 26:59
  Speaker 2: everyone's obviously traumatized by it.
• 27:03
  Speaker 1: Did you see? I didn't see the whole video. I
• 27:05
  Speaker 1: know you probably can find it somewhere.
• 27:06
  Speaker 5: I just saw them, like, taking out his body, and
• 27:09
  Speaker 5: it is just, like, wrapped in a whole bunch of
• 27:11
  Speaker 5: stuff because it was probably so ripped apart.
• 27:14
  Speaker 4: Well, yeah.
• 27:15
  Speaker 3: It's a wild animal, you know?
• 27:17
  Speaker 4: Yeah. Look at Siegfried and Roy. Same thing happened to him.
• 27:23
  Speaker 3: Yeah, these animals will fuck your shit up.
• 27:25
  Speaker 1: Yeah. When they get enough of you.
• 27:28
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm over it.
• 27:29
  Speaker 4: They will paw you.
• 27:30
  Speaker 3: Get out of my face. And get me out of
• 27:32
  Speaker 3: this cage. Why am I even in here?
• 27:33
  Speaker 1: Could you imagine though?
• 27:34
  Speaker 5: You are the tiger and you're just looking at this
• 27:38
  Speaker 5: species just staring at you all day and then you
• 27:40
  Speaker 5: get a fucking lick it one come on now no
• 27:42
  Speaker 5: they're looking at it yeah like piece of meat but
• 27:45
  Speaker 5: that's what i'm saying like you're just like on display
• 27:48
  Speaker 5: and you see all these.
• 27:49
  Speaker 1: People you don't know what they are but it's just
• 27:51
  Speaker 1: this species.
• 27:52
  Speaker 5: And then one gets into your cage and you're like
• 27:53
  Speaker 5: holy shit i got a chance at this fucking thing
• 27:55
  Speaker 5: let's go like oh he's in the cage with me
• 27:57
  Speaker 5: now it's time to play throwing shit and then the
• 28:00
  Speaker 5: gates open it's like all right i'm gonna kill that
• 28:02
  Speaker 5: fucking monkey throwing shit at me You know?
• 28:06
  Speaker 4: Where did he come from this morning? I don't know.
• 28:09
  Speaker 3: I like it. Alongside of the bed.
• 28:11
  Speaker 1: No, I woke up happy. I was like, today's going
• 28:13
  Speaker 1: to be fucking great.
• 28:14
  Speaker 3: Actor Tobey Maguire officiates his ex-wife Jennifer Meyer's wedding, and
• 28:19
  Speaker 3: this was just weeks after finalizing their divorce. How cool. Like,
• 28:23
  Speaker 3: could you imagine?
• 28:24
  Speaker 1: What's weird? He's probably like, no more alimony.
• 28:27
  Speaker 3: No, Mom, that's when the alimony starts. The divorce is fine. Clearly,
• 28:30
  Speaker 3: you've never been divorced.
• 28:32
  Speaker 1: She got remarried.
• 28:33
  Speaker 2: She got married to a Nigerian billionaire's son.
• 28:38
  Speaker 3: So she's not concerned about the alimony going away. Not
• 28:42
  Speaker 3: in the least. She's like, I could literally wipe my
• 28:45
  Speaker 3: ass with your alimony now.
• 28:47
  Speaker 1: Well, I'd rather her donate it, but... Or that.
• 28:50
  Speaker 3: Or that.
• 28:52
  Speaker 2: I got a kick out of this. Did you see
• 28:54
  Speaker 2: the Kelly Clarkson drama with the magic shop? So apparently
• 28:57
  Speaker 2: Kelly Clarkson walks into this magic shop and she inquires
• 29:01
  Speaker 2: about this like bird that you push a button or
• 29:05
  Speaker 2: something and it like moves around.
• 29:07
  Speaker 3: And the price tag is- An animatronic. An animatronic. Not
• 29:11
  Speaker 3: quite sure what that is.
• 29:13
  Speaker 2: But the price tag is on the wall and it
• 29:15
  Speaker 2: says it's $ 15, 000. So Kelly Clarkson- Post this, just drove
• 29:22
  Speaker 2: all the way to Brooklyn to check out this store
• 29:24
  Speaker 2: I thought looked really rad and had a few things
• 29:27
  Speaker 2: in mind to buy and literally was looked at as
• 29:29
  Speaker 2: if I couldn't afford and was told he could find
• 29:32
  Speaker 2: something comparable for me. Wow, dude, you're an idiot and
• 29:36
  Speaker 2: just lost a huge sale, but y'all should go check
• 29:39
  Speaker 2: out Art of Plotting in brooklyn if you enjoy being
• 29:41
  Speaker 2: treated like julia roberts character in pretty woman for sure
• 29:45
  Speaker 2: check it out thumbs down i'm assuming they didn't know
• 29:48
  Speaker 2: who she was obviously but she should never treat you
• 29:51
  Speaker 2: shouldn't you shouldn't treat but that's what she's saying like
• 29:54
  Speaker 2: basically if they can treat me like this I would
• 29:57
  Speaker 2: hate to see how they treat other people.
• 29:58
  Speaker 4: Don't judge a book by its cover.
• 30:01
  Speaker 1: God.
• 30:02
  Speaker 2: So it's Art of Play responded on Instagram on October 11th, 2026,
• 30:06
  Speaker 2: stating Kelly Clarkson inquired about a unique singing and dancing
• 30:10
  Speaker 2: bird automaton that was not for sale. So then Kelly
• 30:14
  Speaker 2: posts it and it is for sale and it's $ 15, 000.
• 30:17
  Speaker 2: She posted the thing and the price tag. So then
• 30:20
  Speaker 2: she responds again.
• 30:21
  Speaker 3: Cool, cool.
• 30:22
  Speaker 5: Sure.
• 30:22
  Speaker 3: It wasn't for sale. That's the narrative. Art of Play
• 30:24
  Speaker 3: is going to go with... Thumbs up.
• 30:26
  Speaker 2: So then, so the whole conversation we had when I
• 30:30
  Speaker 2: asked you if it was for sale was pointing to
• 30:32
  Speaker 2: the price tag hanging on the wall with the title
• 30:34
  Speaker 2: singing bird didn't happen as you elevator eyed me saying
• 30:38
  Speaker 2: in a condescending tone, yes, it's for sale, but it
• 30:40
  Speaker 2: costs $ 15, 000. So if you'd like me to find something
• 30:44
  Speaker 2: comparable for you, I can. That all never happened and
• 30:47
  Speaker 2: now it's not for sale.
• 30:48
  Speaker 3: Okay, cool. So you're not only rude, you're also a liar.
• 30:52
  Speaker 1: Got it.
• 30:52
  Speaker 2: And by the way, I obviously support small businesses because
• 30:55
  Speaker 2: I was literally at a small business trying to purchase things.
• 30:58
  Speaker 2: I love small businesses and know they are important and
• 31:01
  Speaker 2: I always support them, but you don't get a free
• 31:03
  Speaker 2: pass to treat people less than in your store just
• 31:05
  Speaker 2: because you are a small business. It's not that hard
• 31:08
  Speaker 2: to be kind. I never blast people, but you, my friend,
• 31:11
  Speaker 2: were an exception. Your store is really cool. Unfortunately, you aren't.
• 31:16
  Speaker 4: Yeah, not cool.
• 31:18
  Speaker 3: What a weird little back and forth. I wonder if
• 31:21
  Speaker 3: people will go now, though.
• 31:24
  Speaker 4: Are you going to go?
• 31:24
  Speaker 3: It's in Brooklyn. I don't go to Brooklyn. I don't
• 31:27
  Speaker 3: even leave my house.
• 31:29
  Speaker 1: If you were near Brooklyn, would you go?
• 31:32
  Speaker 3: What?
• 31:32
  Speaker 1: If you were near Brooklyn, would you go?
• 31:35
  Speaker 2: I got to be honest, if they're selling weird birds
• 31:37
  Speaker 2: for 15 grand, it just isn't speaking to me.
• 31:39
  Speaker 4: Well, I'm being treated that way.
• 31:42
  Speaker 2: Take the being treated this way out of it. I'm
• 31:44
  Speaker 2: not going into a store that's going to charge me
• 31:46
  Speaker 2: $ 15, 000 for a talking bird.
• 31:49
  Speaker 4: Well, you don't know what the bird does. I mean,
• 31:51
  Speaker 4: it could be really phenomenal.
• 31:53
  Speaker 3: Can I jump on its back and it fly me
• 31:55
  Speaker 3: to Paris?
• 31:55
  Speaker 4: Maybe.
• 31:56
  Speaker 3: Probably not.
• 31:58
  Speaker 1: So, no.
• 31:59
  Speaker 3: But I wouldn't go because they're assholes. But I bet
• 32:02
  Speaker 3: this is going to pop off now. Here's the thing, though.
• 32:04
  Speaker 3: Kelly Clarkson, has anyone seen the Kelly Clarkson show?
• 32:09
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 32:09
  Speaker 3: She is a gem of a human.
• 32:11
  Speaker 4: Yes.
• 32:11
  Speaker 3: How could you be mean to her ever? She's so kind.
• 32:14
  Speaker 4: And how could you not know who she was?
• 32:16
  Speaker 1: Yeah, you're a dumbass. I know who she is from
• 32:20
  Speaker 1: American Idol.
• 32:23
  Speaker 5: No.
• 32:23
  Speaker 1: For a moment.
• 32:24
  Speaker 4: The voice.
• 32:25
  Speaker 3: Not the voice.
• 32:26
  Speaker 1: That didn't even exist when she got famous.
• 32:27
  Speaker 4: Oh, she made her existence on American Idol.
• 32:30
  Speaker 3: No, she made her existence through her mother's vagina. And
• 32:31
  Speaker 3: she's saying a moment like this.
• 32:32
  Speaker 1: But she got famous through American Idol. What'd you say?
• 32:35
  Speaker 1: She goes, she made her existence.
• 32:37
  Speaker 5: I said, no, she made her existence through her mother's vagina.
• 32:41
  Speaker 1: She got famous on American Idol.
• 32:43
  Speaker 3: She got on the map.
• 32:44
  Speaker 4: She made it on the map.
• 32:46
  Speaker 3: With American Idol. Yes.
• 32:48
  Speaker 1: Yeah, she didn't have existence because of this.
• 32:50
  Speaker 2: And she was very young and then came out with
• 32:53
  Speaker 2: Behind These Hazel Eyes and all the rest of the
• 32:55
  Speaker 2: bangers that she writes.
• 32:57
  Speaker 1: No, how you could not know her is something else.
• 33:00
  Speaker 1: Can I tell you?
• 33:01
  Speaker 5: And I'm sorry, she's got a very, like, noticeable face.
• 33:04
  Speaker 2: Yes, but all that aside, can I just tell you?
• 33:09
  Speaker 2: It is so much harder to be a dick than
• 33:11
  Speaker 2: it is to just be nice.
• 33:12
  Speaker 1: I feel bad being a dick.
• 33:14
  Speaker 3: Like, I've been a dick.
• 33:16
  Speaker 1: Don't you feel bad after?
• 33:18
  Speaker 3: I don't love it. I don't want to be a dick.
• 33:20
  Speaker 3: But when I am a dick, I'm exhausted.
• 33:24
  Speaker 4: Say dick one more time.
• 33:25
  Speaker 1: Dick.
• 33:26
  Speaker 2: So then Hillary Duff's hubby enters the chat. Kelly Clarkson
• 33:31
  Speaker 2: has a taser and she won't leave the Rainforest Cafe
• 33:34
  Speaker 2: until they sell her an animatronic toucan.
• 33:39
  Speaker 1: The next one is so great.
• 33:41
  Speaker 4: Are they butting heads?
• 33:43
  Speaker 3: Here's the thing. We started off friends.
• 33:46
  Speaker 1: I sang it. Did anyone else?
• 33:50
  Speaker 3: Why is he going in on her?
• 33:52
  Speaker 1: Why not? I don't know. Why not?
• 33:54
  Speaker 3: We just talked about being kind and how hard it
• 33:56
  Speaker 3: is to be a dick. And now he's entering the chat.
• 33:59
  Speaker 3: It has nothing to do with him.
• 34:00
  Speaker 4: Were they in that squabble? The mom squabble?
• 34:03
  Speaker 1: No.
• 34:04
  Speaker 2: Kelly Clarkson has nothing to do with mom gate.
• 34:08
  Speaker 3: With mom friend gate. That's Ashley Tisdale.
• 34:11
  Speaker 1: Not Tisdale.
• 34:15
  Speaker 4: But Hilary Duff's not part of that.
• 34:17
  Speaker 2: No, but now with this, I'm thinking maybe it might
• 34:19
  Speaker 2: be that she's the problem.
• 34:22
  Speaker 3: Everyone was thinking it was Tisdale. I don't know. With this,
• 34:24
  Speaker 3: I'm sensing that you and your.
• 34:25
  Speaker 1: Husband get a little messy, right?
• 34:26
  Speaker 5: There's so many names going on that if you were
• 34:27
  Speaker 5: to walk these people in, I don't even know who
• 34:29
  Speaker 5: is who anymore.
• 34:31
  Speaker 1: What does Tisdale look like?
• 34:32
  Speaker 6: A woman.
• 34:34
  Speaker 1: I'm lost. Just a bunch of women.
• 34:37
  Speaker 3: She's cool. I like her. I like her husband, too.
• 34:40
  Speaker 1: Do you want to know something? I like them all.
• 34:43
  Speaker 3: Me, too. I have no reason not to.
• 34:57
  Speaker 1: All right, let's move on to Soulja Boy. That's way better.
• 34:59
  Speaker 3: You're going to die.
• 35:01
  Speaker 1: You're going to die.
• 35:02
  Speaker 4: I don't even know who that is.
• 35:04
  Speaker 3: Soulja Boy, tell them. And doesn't he sing Gucci Ben Dennett?
• 35:08
  Speaker 3: Gucci Ben Dennett. Wow, what a boss. Gucci Ben Dennett.
• 35:13
  Speaker 1: And he's like, kiss me.
• 35:15
  Speaker 3: Through the phone. Kiss me through the phone. I'll see
• 35:19
  Speaker 3: you later. But he is going to run for president
• 35:24
  Speaker 3: in 2028. And at this point, let him. Put him
• 35:27
  Speaker 3: in the White House for the love of God. Could
• 35:30
  Speaker 3: you imagine how happy we'd all be?
• 35:32
  Speaker 1: Just dancing to Soulja Boy?
• 35:34
  Speaker 4: That sounds miserable.
• 35:35
  Speaker 1: I don't know. I think there's just a.
• 35:36
  Speaker 5: Lot of people.
• 35:37
  Speaker 2: It says Soulja Boy is setting his sights on the
• 35:39
  Speaker 2: White House, revealing that he's exploring a run for U.S.
• 35:42
  Speaker 1: President.
• 35:43
  Speaker 3: I can't even keep a straight face. 2028.
• 35:45
  Speaker 2: The rapper says his priorities would include economic opportunity, criminal
• 35:50
  Speaker 2: justice reform, education, and the future of technology and AI,
• 35:55
  Speaker 2: according to a post on Instagram.
• 35:57
  Speaker 3: While he hasn't laid out a detailed campaign.
• 35:59
  Speaker 2: Platform, Soulja Boy says, He is looking to take his
• 36:03
  Speaker 2: experience in music, business, and technology into public service.
• 36:09
  Speaker 4: Wow.
• 36:09
  Speaker 1: Just start a company.
• 36:12
  Speaker 3: You don't need to run the country.
• 36:13
  Speaker 1: You don't need to run the country.
• 36:14
  Speaker 3: Start a business.
• 36:15
  Speaker 1: Start a business.
• 36:17
  Speaker 3: No, but I reposted it. I'm like, where are we?
• 36:19
  Speaker 3: Is this a joke? Could you imagine?
• 36:21
  Speaker 1: Our tattooed president.
• 36:23
  Speaker 3: He wears glasses that he painted his own self. That
• 36:28
  Speaker 3: says Soulja Boy. You're telling me we're going to put
• 36:30
  Speaker 3: him in the White House in glasses that he can't
• 36:33
  Speaker 3: even technically see through.
• 36:34
  Speaker 5: You're worried about the glasses? He's got tattoos all over
• 36:38
  Speaker 5: his face. I'd be like, we can't. Not that I'm against.
• 36:41
  Speaker 1: You see me.
• 36:42
  Speaker 4: I want one. The tattoos are nothing to me.
• 36:44
  Speaker 3: The tattoos on the face are a selling point for me,
• 36:46
  Speaker 3: quite honestly.
• 36:47
  Speaker 1: I'm sorry. I'm all for tattoos.
• 36:49
  Speaker 5: When I look at my country and I have a vote,
• 36:52
  Speaker 5: I kind of want somebody without them.
• 36:54
  Speaker 1: Just me. Let me tell you. And I'm for all
• 36:57
  Speaker 1: four of the tattoos.
• 36:57
  Speaker 3: Give me a woman. Give me a woman. For the
• 37:01
  Speaker 3: love of God. Compassionate, motherly, but will fuck your shit up.
• 37:07
  Speaker 4: Michelle Obama.
• 37:09
  Speaker 3: I'm obsessed with her.
• 37:10
  Speaker 4: Let's get her.
• 37:11
  Speaker 2: First we had Kanye West, now we got Soulja Boy.
• 37:13
  Speaker 2: It's just like, what the f- Where am I? What
• 37:15
  Speaker 2: planet am I living on?
• 37:16
  Speaker 1: We're in a simulation.
• 37:19
  Speaker 3: Easton truly believes we are like Sims, by the way.
• 37:21
  Speaker 3: I'm just putting it out there. And I agree.
• 37:23
  Speaker 1: We're getting there.
• 37:24
  Speaker 2: I feel like there is a giant child who opens
• 37:27
  Speaker 2: up the bag, which is daylight, takes us out in place,
• 37:31
  Speaker 2: and then when nighttime comes, it means she's put us
• 37:32
  Speaker 2: back in the bag and zipped up the bag.
• 37:34
  Speaker 1: Yeah, when you go to sleep, they're taking out the bag.
• 37:36
  Speaker 1: We are what it was. Know how your phone at night,
• 37:39
  Speaker 1: it goes through a little software update?
• 37:41
  Speaker 4: So do we.
• 37:41
  Speaker 1: That's what we're going through, too.
• 37:44
  Speaker 2: Bethany Frankel gave her followers a warning against trying to
• 37:47
  Speaker 2: turn children against their ex-spouse. Do not try to turn
• 37:51
  Speaker 2: your kids against your ex. No matter how abusive, controlling,
• 37:54
  Speaker 2: problematic your ex is, you will end up turning your
• 37:56
  Speaker 2: kids against you. It is hard to see when they're little,
• 37:59
  Speaker 2: but the best thing for your children is to keep
• 38:01
  Speaker 2: your thoughts, your anger, and your misery to yourself.
• 38:05
  Speaker 3: This is such a tough one. I agree, obviously.
• 38:08
  Speaker 4: I agree, too.
• 38:08
  Speaker 3: I don't.
• 38:10
  Speaker 4: Because the kids didn't pick this.
• 38:12
  Speaker 2: No, the kids didn't pick this. Um, with ocean, obviously
• 38:17
  Speaker 2: like she picks up on energy, right? Cause we don't
• 38:21
  Speaker 2: say anything negative about her dad because it's her dad.
• 38:24
  Speaker 2: She loves him very much. And I want that for her.
• 38:27
  Speaker 2: But she asked me, this was a while back. It
• 38:30
  Speaker 2: was mom, do you hate my dad?
• 38:32
  Speaker 3: And that was like taking a bullet. I was like, Oh,
• 38:34
  Speaker 3: this kid's like reading.
• 38:35
  Speaker 2: Like when she talks about, I'm obviously, I obviously have
• 38:38
  Speaker 2: something on my face or my energy shifts because.
• 38:41
  Speaker 1: She feels it.
• 38:42
  Speaker 3: She's feeling it. So I really have to try a
• 38:44
  Speaker 3: lot harder.
• 38:45
  Speaker 2: And now she's getting to the age where he and
• 38:48
  Speaker 2: I are actually doing a great job of communicating about Ocean.
• 38:52
  Speaker 2: And she now knows like he and I are on
• 38:54
  Speaker 2: the same page. If you do something here and the
• 38:58
  Speaker 2: next day is dad's time, like you're going to be
• 39:00
  Speaker 2: paying for it at both households. Like this isn't just
• 39:02
  Speaker 2: a one and done. If there's no iPad here, you're
• 39:05
  Speaker 2: not iPadding at your dad's house.
• 39:08
  Speaker 5: But.
• 39:09
  Speaker 4: Has he taken the iPad?
• 39:12
  Speaker 3: From what I know.
• 39:13
  Speaker 4: Best thing we ever did.
• 39:15
  Speaker 3: You know. And when she comes home, I feel like
• 39:17
  Speaker 3: she has been a different child since yanking the iPad.
• 39:21
  Speaker 3: And I have no intention of bringing the iPad back. No.
• 39:24
  Speaker 4: Doesn't need it.
• 39:24
  Speaker 1: No.
• 39:25
  Speaker 3: There's no reason for her to have that. And on
• 39:28
  Speaker 3: the flip.
• 39:30
  Speaker 2: You know, I think when you have a baby with
• 39:32
  Speaker 2: someone and then you find out maybe they're not who
• 39:34
  Speaker 2: you thought, there is that fear as a mom that
• 39:37
  Speaker 2: your kid is going to go out and try to
• 39:38
  Speaker 2: find someone like her dad, which you don't want that
• 39:41
  Speaker 2: to happen.
• 39:43
  Speaker 3: But I've kind of.
• 39:45
  Speaker 3: I've released control, which is really hard for me to do.
• 39:48
  Speaker 2: So I understand what Bethany's saying is like the only
• 39:51
  Speaker 2: person that's going to hurt is my child, but also me.
• 39:55
  Speaker 3: And time is, time tells you everything you need to know.
• 40:00
  Speaker 2: And I don't want my kid to grow up and,
• 40:03
  Speaker 2: you know, feel like her parents are against each other
• 40:05
  Speaker 2: and all of this.
• 40:07
  Speaker 4: It's just more stress for her.
• 40:08
  Speaker 3: It's more stress for her. I don't want her to,
• 40:11
  Speaker 3: I don't want her to live in that headspace.
• 40:13
  Speaker 4: No, you don't want her worrying.
• 40:14
  Speaker 1: No.
• 40:15
  Speaker 6: No.
• 40:15
  Speaker 3: And I, and I love to be a kid. Yeah.
• 40:18
  Speaker 2: And for her to see like at orientation, the two
• 40:22
  Speaker 2: of us together and it.
• 40:25
  Speaker 3: Just, it made me happy.
• 40:26
  Speaker 4: It made her happy.
• 40:27
  Speaker 1: Yes.
• 40:28
  Speaker 2: All of my feelings aside, it does not matter. This
• 40:31
  Speaker 2: is strictly about ocean and ocean only and what is
• 40:33
  Speaker 2: best for her. So I, I co-sign on what Bethany's saying.
• 40:36
  Speaker 4: Me too.
• 40:37
  Speaker 3: It's a, it's a hard place to get to though.
• 40:39
  Speaker 3: You know, mom.
• 40:41
  Speaker 2: So Selma Blair arrested a tax flight crew after trying
• 40:45
  Speaker 2: to open plane door midair.
• 40:47
  Speaker 1: Wow. Yes.
• 40:49
  Speaker 3: So it says Selma Blair.
• 40:52
  Speaker 2: This is via TMZ, by the way. Selma Blair allegedly
• 40:55
  Speaker 2: caused chaos aboard a Delta Airlines flight, punching one flight
• 40:58
  Speaker 2: attendant and biting another after trying to open the plane's
• 41:02
  Speaker 2: door in the middle of the flight. We're told the
• 41:05
  Speaker 2: actors attempted to open the aircraft door while the plane
• 41:07
  Speaker 2: was in the air.
• 41:08
  Speaker 3: On Sunday on its way. to jfk international airport leading
• 41:14
  Speaker 3: to a confrontation with the crew members blair was arrested
• 41:17
  Speaker 3: and taken to a hospital for evaluation where she remains
• 41:21
  Speaker 3: as of this post the fbi is currently investigating the
• 41:24
  Speaker 3: incident oh.
• 41:25
  Speaker 6: My god she was the one that was in um.
• 41:31
  Speaker 2: Legally blonde yes that's exactly right i do not picture
• 41:35
  Speaker 2: that at all she always seems to like have it
• 41:37
  Speaker 2: so together i feel All right.
• 41:39
  Speaker 3: Well, I'm wishing Selma Blair all the best.
• 41:42
  Speaker 4: Me and you both.
• 41:43
  Speaker 2: Usually on this podcast, I would do a segment called Bravo, Bravo,
• 41:46
  Speaker 2: fucking Bravo. But that's going to be an entire bonus
• 41:50
  Speaker 2: episode because I have Heather Gay and she's at the door.
• 41:53
  Speaker 3: So I'm going to wrap it up. I love you guys.
• 41:54
  Speaker 3: Thank you for listening. And I will catch you next week.
• 41:57
  Speaker 5: Bye.