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FULL SHOW: Jono's Mum's Hilariously Outrageous Pee Story! · Jono, Ben & Megan - The Podcast

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  Speaker 1: This Jentleman Being Podcast brought to you by Hello Fresh,
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  Speaker 1: the Experts and Tastes that Kiwis love.
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  Speaker 2: Hey, welcome to the podcast.
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  Speaker 1: On a Friday, we're just getting over the show and
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  Speaker 1: you're about to hear it on the podcast. It kind
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  Speaker 1: of things unraveled. I don't know if it's the way
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  Speaker 1: you intended, John know, for it to unravel, but geez,
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  Speaker 1: we enjoyed it, Megan, did we.
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  Speaker 3: It was the best moment of my whole year.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: So there's that there's a story about an alleged tree
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  Speaker 1: peeing incident that you were trying to, you know, clear
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  Speaker 1: your good name over and things got a whole lot worse.
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  Speaker 4: It did called your mom.
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  Speaker 3: You expected her to corroborate, and.
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  Speaker 4: If you expect anyone to corroborate, it's your mother, right,
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  Speaker 4: she made things a whole lot worse.
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  Speaker 1: Not now there's there's accusations of a two tree peg incidents.
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  Speaker 1: I was just think of what, like, you shouldn't have
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  Speaker 1: called your mum because before that were maybe you did it,
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  Speaker 1: maybe he did it, But now we're thinking, well, he
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  Speaker 1: definitely did it twice. How many other people did you
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  Speaker 1: pee on?
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  Speaker 3: So innocent and like gentle in her delivery of like
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  Speaker 3: this scandalous story.
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  Speaker 2: You know you're a parent. You're a parent. I mean
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  Speaker 2: if your kids peeing on people from a tree and
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  Speaker 2: knowing about it, Like.
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  Speaker 5: How do you do?
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  Speaker 3: Tell nationwide radio?
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  Speaker 2: How do you feel like about that? As a parent,
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  Speaker 2: You're like, oh god, love let them down?
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, you put that on your parenting.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, I'd be like, guys, come on my kids.
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  Speaker 3: Also, you had a pretty embarrassing situation as well.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah I did. Actually, yeah I can't. Last night. Wasn't
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  Speaker 2: the kid to be honest? Weird hug?
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  Speaker 4: Yeah that scale of peeing too. Yeah, he's pretty light. Yeah,
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  Speaker 4: all right, we'll learn into the podcast. It's a friend
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  Speaker 4: used today unintentionally, an old primary school friend. That's a
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  Speaker 4: surreal experience. Someone you haven't seen for probably since I
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  Speaker 4: was like eight or nine years old. Wow, have you
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  Speaker 4: bummed into anyone from primary school recently?
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  Speaker 6: No?
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  Speaker 1: No, only no, only the flatmate whom were with a
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  Speaker 1: historian Palmas the North that we had of someone that
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  Speaker 1: used to go to schoolar Oh yeah, it's like yeah
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  Speaker 1: my flatmate And I was like, yeah, mum, there was
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  Speaker 1: a score with or something.
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  Speaker 4: A twenty one year old who was working for the
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  Speaker 4: hit since she's yeah, it came up to me. Hey,
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  Speaker 4: my flatmates mum used to go to school with you.
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  Speaker 3: My god, you're on that relationship.
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  Speaker 2: Yeap o, No, let's not talking about it right now,
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  Speaker 2: master relationship.
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  Speaker 4: It's tight bloodline down there. So anyway, I got talking
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  Speaker 4: to Cam and it was lovely to see him, and
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  Speaker 4: he obviously just boom. You start reminiscing doing it instantly
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  Speaker 4: and how the parents darted Da da, And he's like,
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  Speaker 4: I have to ask you, do you remember the tree
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  Speaker 4: climbing incident? And I was like, no, what incident?
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  Speaker 3: Anyone's like, do you remember an incident?
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  Speaker 4: And for the life of me, can't remember any tree
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  Speaker 4: climbing incident. But it was stuck with him over the years.
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  Speaker 1: Well, you obviously can't because I've been working with you
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  Speaker 1: on tis any story you would have told it ninety
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  Speaker 1: seven times, I would know the story.
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  Speaker 4: So he's gone, we're over at your house and we
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  Speaker 4: went on a tree climbing expedition quite a big tree.
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  Speaker 4: Now I was the syiade in the situation. He was
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  Speaker 4: the supertendsing okay, I was leading the.
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  Speaker 2: Leading the expedition.
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  Speaker 3: He told him, or is that how you're.
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  Speaker 4: Telling this is how I'm retelling. So I'm at the
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  Speaker 4: leading at the top of the tree. He's underneath, and
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  Speaker 4: he's like, at one point I felt like it was raining,
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  Speaker 4: and is this what he was saying? He said yeah,
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  Speaker 4: and he said there were drops.
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  Speaker 2: Landing on me.
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  Speaker 4: And he's like, I looked up and urinating on me.
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  Speaker 4: You were urinating on me? And I was like really,
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  Speaker 4: He's like, yeah, and my grandmother had just letted me
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  Speaker 4: a brand new jersey and threw him off the expedition,
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  Speaker 4: the friendship on the tree.
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  Speaker 2: No one seen him.
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  Speaker 4: Slipped on the tree, branch caught and it ripped his
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  Speaker 4: newness and from his grandmother. And I'm like, I have
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  Speaker 4: no recolaions A. He's like, call your mom, Call your
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  Speaker 4: mum and she'll know because she had to do she
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  Speaker 4: had tidy up, you know, she tried red the jersey,
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  Speaker 4: had to give Cameron a shower. Now I'm like, for
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  Speaker 4: the last twenty foe hours, I'm like, why can I
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  Speaker 4: not remember this? Because urinating on someone in the field
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  Speaker 4: like quite a personal moment.
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  Speaker 2: Maybe you did it so much that you're just like, oh,
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  Speaker 2: it was.
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  Speaker 4: Just another day.
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  Speaker 3: So many jokes.
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  Speaker 4: The only thing I can think of is I was
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  Speaker 4: quite a laughy kid, and sometimes the laughter would get
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  Speaker 4: too much for me.
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  Speaker 2: It doesn't seem like that.
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  Speaker 1: It doesn't seem like actually it feels like everything was
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  Speaker 1: out and you were going you know. It doesn't feel
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  Speaker 1: like you be going to your pants. He wouldn't have
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  Speaker 1: got anything on you, you know, just seeps through. Obviously
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  Speaker 1: definitely did you ask your mom?
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  Speaker 4: No, I could cool it actually pushing down to the pool.
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  Speaker 5: Oh geez, thes that John wan Ben podcasts.
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  Speaker 1: No, we're just trying to get to the bottom of
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  Speaker 1: a story. John is recounted well gotten told.
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  Speaker 4: To him, Yeah, yesterday by lovely guy cam home in
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  Speaker 4: primary school. So we're very tight and til an incident
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  Speaker 4: took place, so I have no recollection of his would
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  Speaker 4: have been about six seven, eight years old. And he
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  Speaker 4: claims that we're on a tree climbing expedition. I was
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  Speaker 4: at the top of the tree, he was underneath me,
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  Speaker 4: and golden shell has rained down upon him, and that
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  Speaker 4: my from me, I was the source of the golden shell.
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  Speaker 3: Non contentual.
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  Speaker 1: Doesn't surprise you, knowing John O now and then think
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  Speaker 1: of it as the candidest does not surprise me at
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  Speaker 1: all at all.
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  Speaker 2: No part of the story that.
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  Speaker 1: Makes me think that he made me say, would I
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  Speaker 1: ever why would he make this up?
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  Speaker 2: Though?
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  Speaker 4: But exactly well, exactly accident.
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  Speaker 1: It might have an accident, Yeah, and I feel like
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  Speaker 1: to get to you anyway. Yeah, if it's raining down
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  Speaker 1: on you like you're pinging your pants, that's not definitely
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  Speaker 1: raining down through.
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  Speaker 4: It might seep eventually. But you're right, So I'm was
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  Speaker 4: and I'm not saying he's lying because there's too much
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  Speaker 4: detail in the story to be for him to fabricate it.
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  Speaker 4: And it feels like in that instance, if you've got
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  Speaker 4: person A person B person is the creator of the shower,
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  Speaker 4: they're probably more likely to forget about the incident.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, it was real victim.
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  Speaker 3: But he said you need to ask your mum Annie,
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  Speaker 3: because Annie then had to fix his grandma's sweater, which would.
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  Speaker 1: Lead me to believe he's not lying because he's like,
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  Speaker 1: you ask someone else.
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  Speaker 2: He wants to follow up on it. Now. Your mum's
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  Speaker 2: not great with answering your phone.
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  Speaker 4: No, this is a bit of a gamble live on
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  Speaker 4: the radio. She's probably not yourn answer. They sleeping too.
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  Speaker 4: They don't get up to bed till like nine thirty
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  Speaker 4: just might be waking her up.
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  Speaker 2: Hi, Hi, how are you?
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  Speaker 7: Mum?
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  Speaker 8: God, thanks very much.
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  Speaker 4: Sorry, listen, we're live. We're live at the moment Anni,
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  Speaker 4: which I know you love now Mum. Just wanting to Cameron,
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  Speaker 4: who I said that I bummed into went to primary schoolers.
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  Speaker 4: He told me, he told me a story and he
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  Speaker 4: told me that I needed to call you to clarify.
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  Speaker 9: Oh my goodnes.
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  Speaker 4: Okay, so he's he's HARKing back to I would have
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  Speaker 4: been seven or eight. He remembers a tree climbing incident.
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  Speaker 8: Right.
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  Speaker 4: I was on the top of the tree. He was
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  Speaker 4: underneath the tree. He claims that I urinated on him
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  Speaker 4: and this caused him to you know, obviously any persons
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  Speaker 4: in the case. He was a bit rattled. He fell
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  Speaker 4: off the tree. The branch hooked into his newly knitted
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  Speaker 4: jersey that his grandmother had just made him.
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  Speaker 8: Gracious and and.
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  Speaker 4: He said, ask you Mum, she'll remember it all.
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  Speaker 8: Oh, it sounds terrible, but I don't. Well, God bless Cameron.
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  Speaker 8: I can remember you paying on your cousin Nikola.
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  Speaker 2: So you can't put a bar like his peg on people.
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  Speaker 1: You know, I would be what was the alchemy, accidental
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  Speaker 1: through theola.
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  Speaker 8: When we were down on the farm and during the
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  Speaker 8: Christmas holidays you and Stuart were up in the tree.
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  Speaker 2: And see the history of tree Peg.
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  Speaker 3: Is he What is wrong with you?
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  Speaker 8: John? Yeah?
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  Speaker 3: And he was intentional?
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  Speaker 2: Yes, so you couldn't put a past of that. What
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  Speaker 2: sort of sick.
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  Speaker 4: Any thank you? I mean it probably explains a lot
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  Speaker 4: about how tuned hour as an adult.
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  Speaker 8: Yes, well, it was great to see what a great
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  Speaker 8: thing to happen to see Cameron and we saw television
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  Speaker 8: television last last night as well, how successful he is.
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  Speaker 8: But no, I don't remember that. That sounds just horrific.
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  Speaker 2: Hey, connecting the dots now.
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  Speaker 3: You've made my years.
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  Speaker 2: Get cousin Nichola on the side.
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  Speaker 5: Thank you.
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  Speaker 2: Mom.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, oh well I had I can't That's what's not
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  Speaker 1: the way you wanted that.
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  Speaker 4: I like the first part which she's like, no, I
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  Speaker 4: can't remember that. I got to stop.
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  Speaker 2: There a history of it. That's next. We're going to
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  Speaker 2: go fight. No, we're not talking to check it down.
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  Speaker 5: But the hits that John and Ben podcast.
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  Speaker 2: Hey, you're getting into the Christmas spirit. You always say
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  Speaker 2: it as of the first but I feel like you've
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  Speaker 2: gone too early.
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  Speaker 3: But anyway, you go, I give you your Halloween and
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  Speaker 3: then straight afterwards, I'm like, right, Christmas, it's happening. It's on.
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  Speaker 4: So you're already on the you're already on the kmart website.
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  Speaker 4: You're doing your shopping for presents.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, I've got a list of started doing my Christmas shopping.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: But then I was I don't know why, shut.
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  Speaker 4: Up anyway, continue on.
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  Speaker 1: Geek geek, you're right, Nerd Burger.
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  Speaker 3: No, I don't know why, but I was on. They
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  Speaker 3: came up website and I scrolled down to look at reviews,
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  Speaker 3: which I can never do.
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  Speaker 4: They're quite handed, the old product reviews, because you know,
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  Speaker 4: people are brutally honest because there's no they have no repercussion.
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  Speaker 4: They can go under a fake alias, and they you know,
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  Speaker 4: generally I find them quite useful.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, I like to use them if you're traveling somewhere
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  Speaker 1: and you know you're going into a hotel.
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  Speaker 2: But then I find that a lot of people don't
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  Speaker 2: like most.
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  Speaker 4: Things the internet.
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  Speaker 1: You're like, oh, this looks great the pictures, and you
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  Speaker 1: go down you're like, oh, well, a whole lot of
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  Speaker 1: people don't like this one or this one.
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  Speaker 3: You know, like sometimes read the like two star reviews
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  Speaker 3: and it's just like, oh, that person's like winging about
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  Speaker 3: the most stupid thing. Yeah, it sounds like really pretty good.
• 10:46
  Speaker 1: Like did you expect a five star hotel on like
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  Speaker 1: a three star budget?
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  Speaker 4: No, you know, but you're staying at the It is
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  Speaker 4: what it is exactly.
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  Speaker 3: So this was a kid's toy, and I was like,
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  Speaker 3: I'm just going to read what people thought of it,
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  Speaker 3: like it had a few reviews, and Kimmy, I don't
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  Speaker 3: know wish from or anything, but she was obviously having
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  Speaker 3: a bit of a bad time.
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  Speaker 4: Did she have good things to say about the toy?
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  Speaker 3: So she gave it five stars. Kimmy loved the toy,
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  Speaker 3: but she wasn't having a great time family wise. She said,
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  Speaker 3: I got this from a nephew's third birthday. It was
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  Speaker 3: his favorite toy of the day, Which is the best
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  Speaker 3: when you're there and they are opening all the toys
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  Speaker 3: and that's the one that the kid loves.
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  Speaker 4: Won Do you say nothing out loud but.
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  Speaker 3: Everyone knows, So that obviously happened to Kimmy goes on
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  Speaker 3: and says, pity, my sister is a CEE. You next
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  Speaker 3: Tuesday and didn't thank me or let us see him,
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  Speaker 3: but I'm glad that he enjoyed it.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, so she's taking her family to the five stars.
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  Speaker 4: For the toys zero stars for my sister, that is,
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  Speaker 4: that is a wonderful place to get her. She's killing
• 11:57
  Speaker 4: a couple of killing two birds with one staying this
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  Speaker 4: yeahing product for you and also getting something personal off
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  Speaker 4: your chest.
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  Speaker 3: And I was gun and I couldn't reply and be like,
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  Speaker 3: tell me everything came closure.
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  Speaker 4: This is the thing. Can you not reply to these
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  Speaker 4: people came out?
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  Speaker 2: Probably can? It's not really for him.
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  Speaker 5: Is it.
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  Speaker 4: It's an amazing mirror. It makes me look like I
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  Speaker 4: can almost stand my mother in law something like that.
• 12:19
  Speaker 4: You can have a little passive aggressive digs in the
• 12:21
  Speaker 4: product because you can't say it to the people. And
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  Speaker 4: this seems like a good platform to get personal issues
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  Speaker 4: off and.
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  Speaker 1: The chances of them finding out a very very We
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  Speaker 1: kept reading them out in the radio.
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  Speaker 4: So there you go, Tom something in this real dog
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  Speaker 4: leaguing the old feedback there from Camie though you know.
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  Speaker 3: Toy five stars, nothing against came out.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, the hits that JOHNA and Ben podcast.
• 12:45
  Speaker 2: Now we're talking about pet Peeves. This morning. I feel
• 12:49
  Speaker 2: like I've banged on quite a lot about a laptop.
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  Speaker 4: This week, that it's still got some good milergy out
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  Speaker 4: of it. Yeah it was a week ago today. You
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  Speaker 4: like your laptop was destroyed in water for water based reasons,
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  Speaker 4: wasn't it?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah? A drink a drink bottle that leaked from my daughter.
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  Speaker 3: So your new one in front of you.
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  Speaker 2: You're gotting your laptop, the old one. Can I fix
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  Speaker 2: the one? Still? Wait and find out to be honest,
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  Speaker 2: so you'd be glad.
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  Speaker 3: You have a pek con and you opted for Blake.
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  Speaker 2: This it was all about the size of I wanted.
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  Speaker 2: Didn't care what color was.
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  Speaker 4: Bigger hard drive, the biggest hard drive. You can imagine.
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  Speaker 2: Size doesn't matter. That's all I wanted.
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  Speaker 1: But what I would like to say, and I want
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  Speaker 1: to throw things at you know, start the pit Peeve
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  Speaker 1: conversation rolling is that when you get a new laptop
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  Speaker 1: and I've had another laptops, So why does the charger
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  Speaker 1: have to be different from the last laptop? Because I
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  Speaker 1: was like, great, even if my old laptops did, I've
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  Speaker 1: got the charger. I've got the charger, I have two charges.
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  Speaker 1: And then I get this new laptop and Apple have
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  Speaker 1: changed the charger.
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  Speaker 4: Amen.
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  Speaker 3: I think we've got three Apple laptops, but three different
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  Speaker 3: charges between the three of us in here. So we
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  Speaker 3: can't even share.
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  Speaker 2: Wild bigger issues going on in the world.
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  Speaker 4: But I can't think of if I had a dollar
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  Speaker 4: for every Apple charger I've had, I would have enough
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  Speaker 4: money to buy another Apple charger. How many of you
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  Speaker 4: you're right?
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  Speaker 2: The phone.
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  Speaker 4: I think they made it law in Europe, didn't they,
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  Speaker 4: in regards to the phone charges.
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  Speaker 2: They're like, guys, it needs to be the same.
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  Speaker 4: The government's over there, like this is the EU stupid,
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  Speaker 4: this is out of control.
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  Speaker 1: So I think there's a pet peeve of mine that
• 14:18
  Speaker 1: just have the same charger for everything, for all computers,
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  Speaker 1: just have the phone, same charger.
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  Speaker 2: That'd be great.
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  Speaker 4: Well, maybe you've reached the age of cantankerous old man.
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  Speaker 4: The things start to just annoy little things annoy you
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  Speaker 4: for no reason, like you Grant wonderful. He doesn't annoy me,
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  Speaker 4: But he's a wonderful person.
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  Speaker 2: I don't know.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, no, I just don't. I'm not saying that about
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  Speaker 3: any celebrity.
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  Speaker 2: He comes across quite grumpy.
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  Speaker 1: So that's why I was like, maybe he's not a
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  Speaker 1: wonderful person, but I like that about him.
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  Speaker 3: I love and he's very charismatic and his grumpiness. He
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  Speaker 3: reminds me of host Gang. Yeah, very charismatic and his grumpiness.
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  Speaker 4: Now, he was just asking you a few things that
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  Speaker 4: annoy him. This is just him off the cuff, just
• 15:00
  Speaker 4: wrappling off a list of things that any.
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  Speaker 10: One enormous pet peeve. That's all I do. I walk
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  Speaker 10: around the streets peeving. I don't like people walking slowly.
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  Speaker 10: I don't like people with backpacks. I don't like people
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  Speaker 10: with backpacks on their front. I don't like people with backpacks.
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  Speaker 10: And water bottles. I don't like water bottles. What's the
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  Speaker 10: whole water bottle thing? Why do my children have to
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  Speaker 10: go to school with the water? They have to cart
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  Speaker 10: water across London? What's wrong with a drinking fountain? I mean,
• 15:23
  Speaker 10: don't get me started. Or I don't like leaf blowers,
• 15:25
  Speaker 10: roadworks with no people working on them.
• 15:27
  Speaker 4: And it goes on, it goes on.
• 15:29
  Speaker 3: I just want to get them started.
• 15:30
  Speaker 4: It just shouldn't go out in public.
• 15:32
  Speaker 1: Yeah, when you're reaching that stage was a good one.
• 15:36
  Speaker 1: I hate if my kid didn't cut a water bottle
• 15:39
  Speaker 1: across you know town in New Zealand. My laptop would
• 15:42
  Speaker 1: still be going. So maybe he grounds onto something.
• 15:46
  Speaker 4: So the hets, what's what's the pit peeving?
• 15:49
  Speaker 2: What are you about?
• 15:50
  Speaker 11: Yeah?
• 15:51
  Speaker 4: What are you peeving about? Me Gan?
• 15:52
  Speaker 3: Beer feet and public? I know, like, don't I hate
• 15:56
  Speaker 3: people wearing beerf feet in public? I know that that's
• 15:59
  Speaker 3: a key we thing. Don't don't look at me like that. Really,
• 16:02
  Speaker 3: put some shoes on of handles on.
• 16:05
  Speaker 4: Okkay. So you're on the beach side town. Can you
• 16:07
  Speaker 4: go to the supermarket and.
• 16:10
  Speaker 3: Deary yuck?
• 16:11
  Speaker 1: No, okay, but walking around like the beach here on
• 16:14
  Speaker 1: the beach, yeah, right.
• 16:16
  Speaker 4: About walking to the beach that be feet?
• 16:19
  Speaker 3: No, what if you stood on something, that's what.
• 16:21
  Speaker 4: It's just young I must have been I did with
• 16:24
  Speaker 4: your feet going to like the aris a and then
• 16:27
  Speaker 4: I had had to use I had to use the
• 16:29
  Speaker 4: trough and there's a lot of splash back to you.
• 16:33
  Speaker 4: I get to go wash my feet. Yeah, so I get.
• 16:39
  Speaker 2: They'll be like they're quite strict on their rolls.
• 16:42
  Speaker 4: Not we'll.
• 16:44
  Speaker 2: Get them on there and go to the bathrooms.
• 16:48
  Speaker 5: The heads that John and Ben podcast.
• 16:50
  Speaker 2: Right now we're talking pit peeves.
• 16:52
  Speaker 4: Yeah, you're a bit upset about.
• 16:54
  Speaker 2: Charges not having the same thing the same.
• 16:57
  Speaker 4: Plug, almost like the cool rations want to make more
• 17:01
  Speaker 4: money off us by buying more chart. I don't know,
• 17:03
  Speaker 4: we expert, but that's now someone's actually called through. We're
• 17:06
  Speaker 4: talking pit peeves this morning. Crest, you have a pit
• 17:09
  Speaker 4: pee if you'd like to get off your chests on
• 17:10
  Speaker 4: a Friday?
• 17:12
  Speaker 9: Yeah, absolutely, What is it? That's when you're sitting there
• 17:17
  Speaker 9: and you're eating breakfast and all you can hear about
• 17:21
  Speaker 9: is Ben's bloody laptop.
• 17:25
  Speaker 4: Wonderful runway, wonderful.
• 17:29
  Speaker 2: Taking on the gin.
• 17:30
  Speaker 1: Yes, and I did start the conversation by saying, I
• 17:33
  Speaker 1: feel like I've been talking about there's a lot, so
• 17:34
  Speaker 1: I apologize. Oh he's off the laptop today. Yeah, this
• 17:39
  Speaker 1: is the end of laptop chat aggress. I love to call.
• 17:43
  Speaker 9: Well, at least you're so nothing happens to us, Fine,
• 17:46
  Speaker 9: God help us.
• 17:47
  Speaker 2: You're like, oh God, that guy's still going press away.
• 17:52
  Speaker 4: Have a great weekend.
• 17:54
  Speaker 2: Thoughts of prayers to my old laptop though.
• 17:58
  Speaker 4: So that's probably my peeve is customer service lines. No
• 18:04
  Speaker 4: one wants to talk to you. Your phone a customer
• 18:07
  Speaker 4: service line, yep. And the last thing they want to
• 18:10
  Speaker 4: give you a service. No one wants to service customers nowadays,
• 18:13
  Speaker 4: and it's fine, but they need to just close the
• 18:15
  Speaker 4: other customer service line.
• 18:16
  Speaker 1: And also like, no one wants to give you the
• 18:18
  Speaker 1: phone number for a website. You're I just want to
• 18:21
  Speaker 1: call somebody. I just want to talk you, like, can't
• 18:23
  Speaker 1: the emails us think you can't?
• 18:24
  Speaker 3: Yeah, do sound a little bit contagerous?
• 18:27
  Speaker 2: Put us on ZB mate, All right, now, ready to go.
• 18:29
  Speaker 2: We're good to go.
• 18:30
  Speaker 4: Resetting work passwords.
• 18:33
  Speaker 3: And then you can't use anything that you use before.
• 18:35
  Speaker 3: It's like, well, I've been through a hundred I don't
• 18:37
  Speaker 3: know many words.
• 18:38
  Speaker 4: Just get Carol on. You're pee even hard this morning? Carol.
• 18:41
  Speaker 9: What is it when you go into the supermarket and
• 18:45
  Speaker 9: you're stopping and people leave their trolley right smack being
• 18:48
  Speaker 9: in the middle of the aisle.
• 18:51
  Speaker 4: Yeah, sort of with half the goods in it. I
• 18:53
  Speaker 4: know what you're saying.
• 18:54
  Speaker 5: Oh enough, just.
• 18:56
  Speaker 4: Give it away.
• 18:57
  Speaker 3: Nudge with your trolley, nudge it.
• 18:59
  Speaker 12: Alone to the side.
• 19:03
  Speaker 4: Oh you do you you put your hands on another's trolley?
• 19:06
  Speaker 2: Do you care? Yes?
• 19:07
  Speaker 13: So you know?
• 19:09
  Speaker 14: Sure?
• 19:10
  Speaker 4: Yeah, you've got to you kind of kind of park
• 19:11
  Speaker 4: on the footpaths of the aisles. Don't you left or right?
• 19:15
  Speaker 4: Keep them keep the main road free.
• 19:17
  Speaker 3: That does feel very personal. You're putting your hands on my.
• 19:19
  Speaker 4: Trolley, your trolley in the first place, is it Carrol
• 19:23
  Speaker 4: hands off my trolley?
• 19:24
  Speaker 2: That's great texts coming through.
• 19:25
  Speaker 1: People that push the buzzer across the road, but but
• 19:28
  Speaker 1: then cross the road before waiting for the buzzer. Yes,
• 19:32
  Speaker 1: people are parking outside my house.
• 19:37
  Speaker 4: You do get overly defensive about pulls.
• 19:40
  Speaker 3: Into your driveway. What do you want get out?
• 19:43
  Speaker 1: People who drive under the speed limit holding everyone up,
• 19:46
  Speaker 1: But when you get to a passing lane, what do
• 19:48
  Speaker 1: they do?
• 19:50
  Speaker 4: We got someone here and we got so we'll get drawn.
• 19:52
  Speaker 4: That's the speed You get upset with people speeding up
• 19:55
  Speaker 4: after they've been driving slow.
• 19:57
  Speaker 5: Drew.
• 19:58
  Speaker 12: Yeah, they always seem to know.
• 20:00
  Speaker 11: I'm quite happy for people to do their own speed
• 20:02
  Speaker 11: limit on the road. But when you're doing eighteen one
• 20:04
  Speaker 11: hundred k zone and next thing you know, you think, okay,
• 20:06
  Speaker 11: oh wait, I'm not going to be stu heardof here.
• 20:09
  Speaker 11: I won't pass you. I know there's a passing lane coming,
• 20:12
  Speaker 11: and you get to the passing lane and next thing
• 20:14
  Speaker 11: you know, they're one hundred and.
• 20:14
  Speaker 4: Forty No consistency. Thank you do really appreciate you call
• 20:21
  Speaker 4: this morning, James, Good morning, pit Peeves.
• 20:25
  Speaker 15: People that obsist for iPhones.
• 20:29
  Speaker 2: Obsessed with iPhones, there are there.
• 20:31
  Speaker 4: Yeah, you're either into it or you're not, aren't you?
• 20:33
  Speaker 15: Yeah, well, well never I go to upgrade my phone.
• 20:36
  Speaker 16: I've got a family full of iPhones.
• 20:38
  Speaker 4: Why do you buy an iPhone?
• 20:40
  Speaker 9: An I phone?
• 20:41
  Speaker 4: Yeah it's a weirdle culture.
• 20:45
  Speaker 2: Yeah you're right, but.
• 20:47
  Speaker 4: Why don't you buy an iPhone? This go through?
• 20:54
  Speaker 2: These are great. There's so many great ticks covered through
• 20:57
  Speaker 2: your pit peeves.
• 20:58
  Speaker 4: Four one Yes, when you fight, when you think you
• 21:02
  Speaker 4: found a park in a summat and you're going to
• 21:05
  Speaker 4: pull it and there's a tiny little Suzuki swipt in there.
• 21:09
  Speaker 5: The hits that John and Ben podcast, And.
• 21:12
  Speaker 1: We'll be talking about pit paves this morning. After Hugh Grant,
• 21:15
  Speaker 1: the actor went off in an interview, a whole lot
• 21:18
  Speaker 1: of pit paves, including water bottles.
• 21:20
  Speaker 4: You might as well play it again because you might have.
• 21:22
  Speaker 10: Missed one enormous pet Peeve. That's all I do. I
• 21:27
  Speaker 10: walk around the streets, peeving. I don't like people walking slowly.
• 21:30
  Speaker 10: I don't like people with backpacks. I don't like people
• 21:32
  Speaker 10: with backpacks on their front. I don't like people with
• 21:35
  Speaker 10: backpacks and water bottles. I don't like water bottles. What's
• 21:37
  Speaker 10: the whole water bottle thing? Why do my children have
• 21:39
  Speaker 10: to go to school with the water? They have to
• 21:41
  Speaker 10: cart water across London? What's wrong with a drinking fountain?
• 21:44
  Speaker 10: I mean, don't get me started. Or I don't like
• 21:45
  Speaker 10: leaf blowers, roadworks with no people working on them.
• 21:48
  Speaker 2: It feels like it just keep going. How long have
• 21:51
  Speaker 2: you got?
• 21:51
  Speaker 6: Yeah?
• 21:52
  Speaker 4: I think it was there promoting a movie.
• 21:54
  Speaker 2: You've never got to that.
• 21:56
  Speaker 1: Yeah, so we want to know pit paves and I
• 21:58
  Speaker 1: had the heads or fourth for its even so the
• 22:00
  Speaker 1: Great golds and teas there really a let's get to
• 22:03
  Speaker 1: ash on this morning.
• 22:04
  Speaker 2: How are you?
• 22:05
  Speaker 13: I'm good?
• 22:06
  Speaker 14: How are you?
• 22:06
  Speaker 4: Dear good Ash? We understand you've got a list. You've
• 22:09
  Speaker 4: got a Hugh Grant style list. Take it away.
• 22:12
  Speaker 17: Oh yeah, So cook tomatoes and tomatoes on a sandwich
• 22:16
  Speaker 17: because the bread gets soggy, but canned tomatoes is okay,
• 22:20
  Speaker 17: and tomatoes on like the salad is also fine if
• 22:23
  Speaker 17: you have like a tomato on its side, and I
• 22:25
  Speaker 17: don't is blowing smoke in your face? Like if someone's
• 22:29
  Speaker 17: like having a smoke or something and follow it directly
• 22:32
  Speaker 17: into your face and not away.
• 22:34
  Speaker 4: Amen, you can really go from tomatoes to vape smoke
• 22:40
  Speaker 4: and cigarette smoke. What else have you got?
• 22:42
  Speaker 13: When people talk on speakerphone in public, Oh.
• 22:49
  Speaker 4: I want to put it, so confident too, so confident.
• 22:55
  Speaker 13: And then one of my colleagues he talks on speakerphone
• 22:58
  Speaker 13: the entire time, and sometimes I can't realize that he's
• 23:00
  Speaker 13: talking on the phone, and then I'll end up talking,
• 23:03
  Speaker 13: like responding to this question when people like.
• 23:06
  Speaker 17: Don't answer hello, how are you when the style phone call?
• 23:09
  Speaker 4: Yeah, no matter what stright to you got a great
• 23:12
  Speaker 4: less and you're not happy with sushi?
• 23:14
  Speaker 6: No shoes? She when people pronounce their shoes, that's a
• 23:18
  Speaker 6: good thing.
• 23:19
  Speaker 13: Sushi to jump on.
• 23:23
  Speaker 16: Hugh Grant's water bottle thing.
• 23:24
  Speaker 13: When people like have like really loud water bottles and
• 23:27
  Speaker 13: they make a lot of noise.
• 23:29
  Speaker 1: A loud water bottle, share those, give those off your chest.
• 23:36
  Speaker 2: They get to the weekends.
• 23:37
  Speaker 4: Vicky, good morning. It's not your pain, it's your husband.
• 23:42
  Speaker 9: Yeah, and my husband he is not a fan of
• 23:44
  Speaker 9: people worth walking on his.
• 23:45
  Speaker 1: Burn eighty thirty five okay, because me the.
• 23:53
  Speaker 9: Whole the old man on the rocking Kit give about
• 23:57
  Speaker 9: it Saturday.
• 23:59
  Speaker 4: Is he telling able to just stay off the boom?
• 24:02
  Speaker 12: No, but I feel like he's tink.
• 24:04
  Speaker 4: Yeah, that's an except secretly seething. I love it. That's
• 24:07
  Speaker 4: really good, Tony. Good morning to you your pit peeves.
• 24:11
  Speaker 11: We'll be one close to you, guys hat we're radio
• 24:14
  Speaker 11: announcers or DJs just used to call you in.
• 24:16
  Speaker 18: The old days.
• 24:17
  Speaker 19: Hey, I've got this great story to tell you about
• 24:19
  Speaker 19: what my cat did to my dog.
• 24:21
  Speaker 18: I'll tell you two songs time.
• 24:26
  Speaker 2: Exactly.
• 24:26
  Speaker 4: Yeah, you're right right, No other facet of life do
• 24:30
  Speaker 4: you have to wait wait for a story.
• 24:32
  Speaker 2: Like a dinner buddy. Oh, that's a great story, but
• 24:33
  Speaker 2: i'll tell you after the main course.
• 24:40
  Speaker 4: Your industry as an industry, we need to take that
• 24:42
  Speaker 4: on the chin. Thank you. So, do you have a
• 24:45
  Speaker 4: great weekend?
• 24:47
  Speaker 3: But what is coming up?
• 24:49
  Speaker 1: Well, they we're too scared to tea scared now just
• 24:52
  Speaker 1: say what's coming up?
• 24:53
  Speaker 4: Now?
• 24:54
  Speaker 5: The hits that johonaan Ben podcast.
• 24:56
  Speaker 2: Was, of course our Halloween.
• 24:57
  Speaker 1: It was awesome to see lots of people out of
• 24:59
  Speaker 1: the It's particularly all over town last night.
• 25:02
  Speaker 2: And about trickle treating, how.
• 25:04
  Speaker 1: Many characters turn up to your house while we're out
• 25:07
  Speaker 1: for the whole evening.
• 25:08
  Speaker 4: Did you live a bowl?
• 25:09
  Speaker 8: Oh?
• 25:09
  Speaker 2: We dad, but you know you never know how that's
• 25:12
  Speaker 2: how long that's going to take?
• 25:13
  Speaker 4: You lift a bowl of carrots six and hummers.
• 25:17
  Speaker 2: I saw some fint that someone had left cigarettes overseas.
• 25:21
  Speaker 1: Take one to take one or have a have a
• 25:23
  Speaker 1: puffin and leave some of the restaurant.
• 25:26
  Speaker 2: I think it was obviously clearly a gag.
• 25:28
  Speaker 4: But my issuers too. They come to the gates or
• 25:31
  Speaker 4: you know, they come to your door or what and
• 25:33
  Speaker 4: then they go trick or treat and then you just
• 25:35
  Speaker 4: automatically go he agreeb what you want out of the box.
• 25:38
  Speaker 4: There's no follow up, there's no like, okay, give us
• 25:40
  Speaker 4: your trick. Do you ever ask for the trick?
• 25:42
  Speaker 2: Well, if you have the treat, then you you need
• 25:45
  Speaker 2: to choose the trick. That's me, that's or trend.
• 25:52
  Speaker 1: But and then they just to do a trick, then
• 25:54
  Speaker 1: you should give them a treat. Shut the door in
• 25:57
  Speaker 1: their face.
• 25:59
  Speaker 4: Kids need to learn, that's right. You don't give track
• 26:05
  Speaker 4: on the track part. Do you want to save LOLLI?
• 26:08
  Speaker 2: Yeah, just ask for tricks all night long.
• 26:10
  Speaker 1: Now we got thinking about Halloween and you know, ghost
• 26:13
  Speaker 1: stories something that we as often talked about around Halloween,
• 26:17
  Speaker 1: and John and I were talking about one time when
• 26:20
  Speaker 1: we're on the Edge radio station before we're hear it
• 26:22
  Speaker 1: at the Hurts Radio station and we had a meeting.
• 26:24
  Speaker 2: It was Halloween time.
• 26:25
  Speaker 1: We had a meeting before the show and we were
• 26:27
  Speaker 1: like trying to think of different angles for Halloween, and
• 26:30
  Speaker 1: I think we were like, well, what about someone that
• 26:32
  Speaker 1: maybe had had a relationship with the ghosts?
• 26:35
  Speaker 2: Would there be anyone listening right now? Now?
• 26:37
  Speaker 1: Boss was like, no, this is the you know, there's
• 26:40
  Speaker 1: no one going to be calling up about this. And
• 26:42
  Speaker 1: I was even dubious. I was like, we're really narrowing
• 26:44
  Speaker 1: it down to very few people.
• 26:46
  Speaker 4: I think it was label to waste time. Yeah, and
• 26:49
  Speaker 4: then and then this lady phones through. Have a listen
• 26:52
  Speaker 4: to her interaction with her. Well a former boyfriend and
• 26:57
  Speaker 4: simone you made out of the ghost.
• 27:00
  Speaker 9: Yes, I was in a long term relationship and then
• 27:05
  Speaker 9: unfortunately he passed away.
• 27:09
  Speaker 15: But yeah, me every now and then and it's me finish.
• 27:16
  Speaker 3: She wow, yeah, and you can see him not no,
• 27:23
  Speaker 3: but he's.
• 27:24
  Speaker 4: There, and so do you kiss him back as your
• 27:26
  Speaker 4: tongue like.
• 27:27
  Speaker 3: Going, no, he's not kissing. It's just like just.
• 27:32
  Speaker 4: Like just what he's there.
• 27:33
  Speaker 2: Ah, well, thank you for sharing that with us.
• 27:36
  Speaker 4: So you too, you too, you be a non believer,
• 27:38
  Speaker 4: shocked you boked me?
• 27:40
  Speaker 1: So yeah, don't know, looking confident, arrogantly confident, you make
• 27:44
  Speaker 1: me this is is a real one.
• 27:47
  Speaker 4: I thought it was my first one ever. And so
• 27:50
  Speaker 4: then they went. They made international news, huge all.
• 27:52
  Speaker 2: Around the place.
• 27:53
  Speaker 3: A woman's sleeping.
• 27:55
  Speaker 4: With her yeahil u k went to the US you
• 27:59
  Speaker 4: do the United States news.
• 28:00
  Speaker 1: Over the years, Harp handed out with everywhere like that.
• 28:02
  Speaker 1: We were, you know, going out, you know, particularly John
• 28:05
  Speaker 1: glowed to the boss straight away. He was like, hear this, Yeah,
• 28:08
  Speaker 1: you said it wouldn't be couldn't be done.
• 28:09
  Speaker 2: No one was going to call.
• 28:10
  Speaker 4: I was booking organizing a ticket tape parade, and there's a.
• 28:14
  Speaker 2: Well yeah, we're everywhere. We're like, that's incredible.
• 28:17
  Speaker 1: And then a couple of days later, our producer Dan
• 28:20
  Speaker 1: who's now on the Edge Breakfast show, then we'll be
• 28:22
  Speaker 1: He was like, hey, guys, look I was I was
• 28:26
  Speaker 1: quite worried that no one was going to call up
• 28:28
  Speaker 1: for that, so I organized someone from the office to
• 28:31
  Speaker 1: pretend and we're.
• 28:32
  Speaker 2: Like, what what.
• 28:38
  Speaker 4: We've just been we've created fake news.
• 28:40
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I know how crazy it was.
• 28:42
  Speaker 1: It was, but we had no idea were created. Fake
• 28:45
  Speaker 1: news went everywhere like.
• 28:46
  Speaker 4: That Trumpet's been going on about.
• 28:48
  Speaker 1: We wanted to enter it in radio wards and we're like, oh,
• 28:50
  Speaker 1: we can't because it's all just been made up.
• 28:52
  Speaker 3: You have to retract it.
• 28:57
  Speaker 2: I don't think we were like a dressed the fact
• 28:59
  Speaker 2: that we made it up. It's tad now, so we're.
• 29:00
  Speaker 4: Still going to take this to our grave. Wow, Hey listen,
• 29:07
  Speaker 4: I'm going to check it out there again. If anyone's
• 29:09
  Speaker 4: listening who has had intimate an intimate relationship with a ghost.
• 29:18
  Speaker 2: Producer, Alie, this is looking at you. If you got
• 29:19
  Speaker 2: anyone arrange for.
• 29:20
  Speaker 5: This the Hits that Jonavan Ben podcast.
• 29:23
  Speaker 1: Heading into the weekends. Thanks for hanging out with us.
• 29:26
  Speaker 1: And one of the big big stories in New Zealand
• 29:28
  Speaker 1: over the last couple of weeks has been the new
• 29:30
  Speaker 1: football team, the Auckland FC.
• 29:32
  Speaker 4: Yeah, and a big game this weekend, the big local
• 29:34
  Speaker 4: game happening and we're joined by Nick Becker, the big
• 29:37
  Speaker 4: boss of Auckland f C.
• 29:38
  Speaker 2: How are you very well, very well, great to have
• 29:41
  Speaker 2: you back at again.
• 29:41
  Speaker 1: Now we spoke to you like a few weeks ago,
• 29:43
  Speaker 1: was before the season, the Auckland f C. And now
• 29:46
  Speaker 1: two games and you must be just stoked with how
• 29:48
  Speaker 1: it's been so far.
• 29:49
  Speaker 19: Absolutely, we couldn't have we couldn't have scripted a better start. Really,
• 29:52
  Speaker 19: you know, sort of two wins at home nearly forty
• 29:55
  Speaker 19: thousan over two weekends has been really special.
• 29:57
  Speaker 4: The fans have been amazing.
• 29:59
  Speaker 1: Yes, we keep saying, it's like the team has been
• 30:01
  Speaker 1: around for a long time. Like everyone's singing, there's the
• 30:04
  Speaker 1: everyone's got merch on. It just feels like it's been
• 30:07
  Speaker 1: a club that's been around forever.
• 30:08
  Speaker 19: The merch blows away, the kids blow me away, right,
• 30:11
  Speaker 19: the families that are there and the kids all wearing
• 30:12
  Speaker 19: our shirts. It's so special. So it does feel like
• 30:15
  Speaker 19: we've been around for a bit longer than just two rounds.
• 30:18
  Speaker 4: Now, a big game this week, the local, the local Derby, Derby,
• 30:22
  Speaker 4: never know Derby.
• 30:25
  Speaker 1: Now, there was a bit, you know, there was a
• 30:27
  Speaker 1: plane flowing around and it was like you to say
• 30:30
  Speaker 1: something about New Zealander's yellow for the Phoenix.
• 30:33
  Speaker 19: Phoe Yeah yeah, yeah, see next Tuesday. I know it's Saturday.
• 30:44
  Speaker 19: It's good. You've got to and you want a bit
• 30:47
  Speaker 19: of tribalism, you want to have that banter. And I
• 30:49
  Speaker 19: think it's really it's really important for game. I think
• 30:52
  Speaker 19: the Kiwi football fans that they are up for it
• 30:54
  Speaker 19: and they really like that there's that friendly band thing
• 30:56
  Speaker 19: that's going on, which is really nice.
• 30:57
  Speaker 2: So this one and Wellington of course is the one
• 31:00
  Speaker 2: later in the season back.
• 31:01
  Speaker 19: Two more so than one back in Orghans on the
• 31:03
  Speaker 19: seventh of December. It's already pretty much half sold out.
• 31:06
  Speaker 19: So that's one to get your tickets for now.
• 31:09
  Speaker 4: Now we've read an article from a colleague of ours, Patrick.
• 31:12
  Speaker 4: Have you read Patrick Gwal's article Petty Girls read articles.
• 31:15
  Speaker 3: Saying a bit sassy?
• 31:16
  Speaker 1: He's proud well and Tony.
• 31:18
  Speaker 4: O, Yeah, we're gonna go. We're gonna get Petty Gas
• 31:21
  Speaker 4: an answer.
• 31:22
  Speaker 1: But he's like, here's the headline here that an a
• 31:25
  Speaker 1: quite fake the Phoenix and New Zealand's real pro football class.
• 31:28
  Speaker 4: Let's get on.
• 31:31
  Speaker 3: Well, the answer I don't know this is he doesn't
• 31:33
  Speaker 3: know we're calling.
• 31:34
  Speaker 1: It's like the Phoenix have been around for these multiple years,
• 31:38
  Speaker 1: seventeen years.
• 31:38
  Speaker 4: And he said these guys can't just come come rolling
• 31:41
  Speaker 4: in here and take all the glory.
• 31:43
  Speaker 2: He penn Meghan from the hats.
• 31:47
  Speaker 6: Oh hey, guys, I'm driving like bloody.
• 31:54
  Speaker 3: Haven't had a TV show for thanks.
• 31:58
  Speaker 18: That was my joke that TV show.
• 32:02
  Speaker 3: I was piggybacking.
• 32:03
  Speaker 18: I can't talk though, I don't have one.
• 32:05
  Speaker 4: Either, Patty. We've read your peace, we've read your piece
• 32:09
  Speaker 4: on Auckland f C. And we have a surprise for you.
• 32:12
  Speaker 4: Nick Becker, CEO of Auckland f.
• 32:14
  Speaker 2: C, is with us in the studio.
• 32:15
  Speaker 4: Patty.
• 32:16
  Speaker 13: How you doing.
• 32:18
  Speaker 18: Oh so yes, Nick, I'm really good and I hope
• 32:21
  Speaker 18: you taking my criticism constructively.
• 32:24
  Speaker 6: You are, you know, and I don't. I don't want
• 32:28
  Speaker 6: to be rough.
• 32:28
  Speaker 12: But you know here in black and white that Auckland
• 32:31
  Speaker 12: f C is a semi fake football football club in
• 32:35
  Speaker 12: New Zealand, and that is these.
• 32:40
  Speaker 19: Are fighting words, the big words, Patty, So prove it.
• 32:45
  Speaker 6: Nick.
• 32:45
  Speaker 18: I don't want to have a fight with you, understand.
• 32:49
  Speaker 1: We know that you're sparkling up some rivalry, Patty, But
• 32:51
  Speaker 1: I love that about the fact that the port you're
• 32:53
  Speaker 1: sayings caught the port, the fans of the port, but
• 32:56
  Speaker 1: you're saying, well, the locations and penrose as far away
• 32:59
  Speaker 1: from the water as possible.
• 33:00
  Speaker 19: It's more conceptual, Patty than that. You've got to open
• 33:03
  Speaker 19: your mind up. You're clearly like a sort of a
• 33:05
  Speaker 19: one eyed provincials thinker here.
• 33:08
  Speaker 4: I needed to be a bit more creative, Petty.
• 33:11
  Speaker 6: Come on, I personally know some people who are members
• 33:15
  Speaker 6: of the Port, and I won't name them on here,
• 33:17
  Speaker 6: but they have never been to a port in their life.
• 33:22
  Speaker 19: Conceptually, though, the Port welcomes everything everyone, and that's what
• 33:26
  Speaker 19: we are.
• 33:27
  Speaker 4: We're inclusive club.
• 33:29
  Speaker 19: It doesn't matter if you're in Penrose, we're at the Port, Patty,
• 33:31
  Speaker 19: You're you're welcome.
• 33:32
  Speaker 2: Pedny, something like why you're on there.
• 33:35
  Speaker 1: Petty also says about the Port's chance, which I thought
• 33:37
  Speaker 1: are great, sounded suspiciously to him like they've been made
• 33:41
  Speaker 1: by chat GPT.
• 33:42
  Speaker 2: Now do you know for a fact if they have
• 33:43
  Speaker 2: been or not.
• 33:44
  Speaker 4: I don't know that for a fact.
• 33:45
  Speaker 19: But like we embrace AI like we're future thinking, we're
• 33:50
  Speaker 19: not stuck in the past. We innovate, we look for it.
• 33:54
  Speaker 19: We're leaving behind the other team in this country. We're
• 33:57
  Speaker 19: in the future baby.
• 34:01
  Speaker 5: Now, Paddy, and the Port is.
• 34:08
  Speaker 4: Probably it's probably a redundant question to ask you, but
• 34:10
  Speaker 4: what you what you picked this weekend.
• 34:13
  Speaker 18: It looks fantastic and religent.
• 34:19
  Speaker 19: I want to I want to put it out to
• 34:20
  Speaker 19: Paddy if we get him back, if we can just
• 34:22
  Speaker 19: put it there as if it is three nil, fine
• 34:25
  Speaker 19: will take that and and and he can he can,
• 34:27
  Speaker 19: he can choose his win. But if it isn't, I say,
• 34:30
  Speaker 19: Paddy has to be in the port at the December.
• 34:35
  Speaker 7: In the port, the game in the port, mate, It's
• 34:39
  Speaker 7: not going to happen. So I'll go one better. I'll
• 34:41
  Speaker 7: go one better next. I wear an awkward deft sea jump.
• 34:44
  Speaker 7: But you can even put my name on the bank.
• 34:52
  Speaker 4: There.
• 34:52
  Speaker 18: You put my money with my mouth.
• 34:54
  Speaker 4: Okay, well either way, phone call Monday morning to your petty.
• 34:58
  Speaker 5: All right, we'll the hits that John and Ben podcast.
• 35:03
  Speaker 1: Of Scott of course, was at Eden Park a couple
• 35:06
  Speaker 1: of months ago, playing and twenty one noise complaints by residents,
• 35:10
  Speaker 1: even though it was all done by ten ten, twenty
• 35:12
  Speaker 1: minutes before the curfew.
• 35:14
  Speaker 3: You guys are there, you're rowdy.
• 35:15
  Speaker 2: It was loud, it was there, but it's gont Ian.
• 35:17
  Speaker 2: It's always loud. Do you'd be disappointed if it wasn't loud. Yeah?
• 35:21
  Speaker 4: I just read that and someone was like the pictures
• 35:23
  Speaker 4: were rattling off my walls in the lounge. No, I
• 35:27
  Speaker 4: can't say they didn't happen. So they said they felt
• 35:29
  Speaker 4: like they were in an earthquake.
• 35:30
  Speaker 3: The pirate technics looked full on.
• 35:33
  Speaker 2: Yeah, a lot of pirate.
• 35:34
  Speaker 3: Maybe it was that he blew.
• 35:36
  Speaker 4: He blew a lot on fireworks and stuff. It was
• 35:38
  Speaker 4: a spectacle and a lot of a lot of dads
• 35:40
  Speaker 4: there on dad duty with all the young kids went there.
• 35:43
  Speaker 2: Did she get blue?
• 35:46
  Speaker 4: Now? After the show? I was, I got home after show,
• 35:48
  Speaker 4: I was intrigued, you know, I was like, and when
• 35:50
  Speaker 4: does someone of this ilk of the celebrity, when do
• 35:53
  Speaker 4: they depart the country? Do they just want to get
• 35:55
  Speaker 4: out of there quickly?
• 35:56
  Speaker 2: Yeah, some of them do.
• 35:57
  Speaker 3: Way, they get it straight up to show on to
• 36:00
  Speaker 3: the point.
• 36:00
  Speaker 1: We've been in Australia and I think New Zealand was
• 36:02
  Speaker 1: the last stop. So it probably does want to just
• 36:04
  Speaker 1: get home.
• 36:04
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I get it. I mean, yeah, as much as
• 36:06
  Speaker 4: I'm sure he enjoys the gig, it's a job and
• 36:08
  Speaker 4: he's probably another night doing the job, so he probably
• 36:11
  Speaker 4: wants to get back to his family. So then I
• 36:13
  Speaker 4: hopped on to flight tracker app. Okay, now, this is
• 36:17
  Speaker 4: a celebrity private plane.
• 36:20
  Speaker 3: How did you get onto that track it?
• 36:22
  Speaker 4: App I think you've heard you talking about it, not
• 36:25
  Speaker 4: that you've been on it. And I think you've just
• 36:27
  Speaker 4: mentioned it because they always trying name and Shane Taylor
• 36:29
  Speaker 4: Swift for her giant carbon footprint about Yeah, and I'm thinking,
• 36:33
  Speaker 4: what's the alternative? Do you want a canoe around the
• 36:35
  Speaker 4: world and do a thirty year long world tour. Yeah,
• 36:38
  Speaker 4: she's got flyplaces, she's got a fight and she can't.
• 36:41
  Speaker 4: Yes too, Oh, she could go commercial. She's rich and famous,
• 36:44
  Speaker 4: but she's a better class of human being and she.
• 36:46
  Speaker 3: Is probably offsetting a carbon emissions. I don't even know
• 36:49
  Speaker 3: what that means. What do they do when they do that.
• 36:52
  Speaker 3: She's probably doing it.
• 36:52
  Speaker 4: Paying someone off, paying gritithon boot to.
• 36:54
  Speaker 1: Keep Cold Play the concert that's going to be here
• 36:57
  Speaker 1: in a few weeks time.
• 36:57
  Speaker 2: You can actually help.
• 36:59
  Speaker 1: You can get on these bikes and help, like help
• 37:01
  Speaker 1: with the electricity as well, if you want, you can
• 37:03
  Speaker 1: help mout.
• 37:04
  Speaker 3: Yeah, exercise bike is basically.
• 37:06
  Speaker 2: There are some exercise bikes.
• 37:07
  Speaker 1: Apparently it's all part of that because they're really about
• 37:10
  Speaker 1: trying to minimize what they do and then they're like, oh, yeah,
• 37:13
  Speaker 1: you want to can play make it on a bike
• 37:15
  Speaker 1: a pound of lights for a bit.
• 37:17
  Speaker 4: That is the most cold play thing you'll live here.
• 37:21
  Speaker 4: So then I get onto a celebrity private jet tracker,
• 37:24
  Speaker 4: which I thought in the first instance is a huge
• 37:26
  Speaker 4: invasion of these people's privacy.
• 37:29
  Speaker 2: And that's when you stopped and you're like, oh, I
• 37:30
  Speaker 2: can't read you more.
• 37:32
  Speaker 4: I'm not going to feed this beast. Ah No, no,
• 37:36
  Speaker 4: I was even more intrigued about what was happening. So
• 37:38
  Speaker 4: it's got every celebrity. Bill Gates, you want to know
• 37:41
  Speaker 4: what his plane's up to, his golf stream elon Musk
• 37:43
  Speaker 4: plane number one of four, what he's been doing, three
• 37:47
  Speaker 4: hundred and six flights tracked. But I'll go down to
• 37:50
  Speaker 4: p did he his golf stream even though he's locked up,
• 37:53
  Speaker 4: still flying around, he's still got a carbon foot print
• 37:55
  Speaker 4: of me. If something can make it more of a monster.
• 37:58
  Speaker 4: He's still ruining the environment inside prison. But what they
• 38:02
  Speaker 4: do is that we'll go click on Steven Spielberg's golf
• 38:05
  Speaker 4: stream for example. Example. Okay, and they really publicly name
• 38:09
  Speaker 4: and shame these people, do they know?
• 38:11
  Speaker 1: I mean sometimes they maybe they weren't on the plane too.
• 38:15
  Speaker 1: Maybe do they know that.
• 38:16
  Speaker 3: Yeah, they don't. They don't know who's on the p Yeah,
• 38:18
  Speaker 3: they know it's it might not be the person who
• 38:20
  Speaker 3: owns it.
• 38:21
  Speaker 4: Yeah. So if we're taking guys, for example, he's not flying,
• 38:24
  Speaker 4: he's definitely not on the plate. Yeah, so Steven Spielberg,
• 38:27
  Speaker 4: we click on Steven Spielberg. For example, Stephen Spielberg's a
• 38:31
  Speaker 4: plane took off at Isley Airport. It odmitted more than
• 38:34
  Speaker 4: thirty metric tons of carbon dioxide, lasted close to seven hours.
• 38:39
  Speaker 4: The fight covered about three thy nine hundred flight miles
• 38:42
  Speaker 4: and required and burnt through three thousand, five hundred gallons
• 38:45
  Speaker 4: of jet fuel.
• 38:46
  Speaker 2: Do you reckon?
• 38:47
  Speaker 4: They land and they're like, oh did you have? Did
• 38:49
  Speaker 4: you have? Okay, we're all ruined in the environment.
• 38:53
  Speaker 2: Yeah, they did that with people driving to work.
• 38:56
  Speaker 4: Tack on a website and old mate drive.
• 38:59
  Speaker 1: Today, there's a lot of narks around, aren't they just
• 39:03
  Speaker 1: an ultimate knocking?
• 39:05
  Speaker 4: So I will no longer be participating in celebrity.
• 39:07
  Speaker 5: Flights the heads that John and Ben podcast.
• 39:10
  Speaker 1: Yesterday was Halloween trickle treating around the neighborhood. I went
• 39:15
  Speaker 1: with my kids. It's it's great to see everyone out
• 39:17
  Speaker 1: and about me.
• 39:18
  Speaker 4: As an adult, do you collect the goods now, stand back.
• 39:21
  Speaker 1: Kind of hang out with lots of other adults dressed up,
• 39:23
  Speaker 1: which is pretty impressive to see what's coolin so EAPs
• 39:26
  Speaker 1: the streets and then everyone will go, oh, you need
• 39:28
  Speaker 1: to drive to the streets. So you go drive to
• 39:29
  Speaker 1: a few blocks over food carts on some streets.
• 39:34
  Speaker 3: But whole street embraces you.
• 39:35
  Speaker 2: Put a pullpen on it.
• 39:37
  Speaker 3: Right, I did as we were driving home from picking
• 39:40
  Speaker 3: up the kids from daycare. I've got a three year
• 39:42
  Speaker 3: old and a two year old, which yep, it's as
• 39:44
  Speaker 3: bad as it sounds. Sometimes they are kicked off yesterday,
• 39:48
  Speaker 3: and so we were like, oh, the public doesn't need this.
• 39:52
  Speaker 3: I don't think they're adding sweets and costumes to this scenario.
• 39:56
  Speaker 3: So we're to like, yeah, yeah, did you.
• 40:04
  Speaker 1: My wife and I we we because I wasn't allowed
• 40:07
  Speaker 1: I wasn't allowed to buy new costumes this year, so
• 40:09
  Speaker 1: I got someone's from the garage that you know work fine,
• 40:12
  Speaker 1: but you know.
• 40:12
  Speaker 3: Why though you're doing the whole patronizing voice, but you've
• 40:16
  Speaker 3: got a whole garage for you don't need your wife's.
• 40:19
  Speaker 4: To feed costumes that anyone could ever imagine.
• 40:21
  Speaker 1: My wife and I we wore we win as Ghostbusters.
• 40:23
  Speaker 1: We put on my Ghostbusters costumes that I had in
• 40:26
  Speaker 1: the garage of the great costumes. I like them, but
• 40:27
  Speaker 1: I have won them a few Halloweens ago.
• 40:29
  Speaker 2: But you're like.
• 40:30
  Speaker 3: Me with like dresses and dresses. I'm like, I've done
• 40:33
  Speaker 3: them before.
• 40:33
  Speaker 2: I've done this.
• 40:34
  Speaker 4: Do you think the costume critics are like, who wore that?
• 40:36
  Speaker 4: In twenty seventeen?
• 40:37
  Speaker 2: Yeah, we're done, we're going. But it was quite fun
• 40:40
  Speaker 2: going out about.
• 40:41
  Speaker 1: It was quite fun seeing kids as ghosts and then
• 40:43
  Speaker 1: as the ghost and you're like that, and some kids
• 40:45
  Speaker 1: would get the reference. Other kids would just be like,
• 40:46
  Speaker 1: oh my god, this.
• 40:47
  Speaker 3: Is scary, like trying and take the kids away.
• 40:49
  Speaker 4: Around the seventeen.
• 40:52
  Speaker 2: Yeah, it's very twenty seventeen.
• 40:53
  Speaker 1: But I had a moment where because you know, you've
• 40:55
  Speaker 1: run into people like other friends of the kids, other
• 40:58
  Speaker 1: people you know, And there was a mother of one
• 41:00
  Speaker 1: of my daughter Andy's friends, and and my wife Amanda
• 41:04
  Speaker 1: knows you're a bit bitter than me, so they sort
• 41:05
  Speaker 1: of came up in the street embraced and stuff like that,
• 41:07
  Speaker 1: and I kind of had that moment. I was like, oh,
• 41:09
  Speaker 1: you know, a hugging situation or not. And I didn't
• 41:12
  Speaker 1: go for the hug, but you know, but they went
• 41:14
  Speaker 1: for hug. I did, and I was good to see you,
• 41:15
  Speaker 1: nice to see her. I was like, that's fine, and
• 41:17
  Speaker 1: it seemed fine. And then a few minutes later she
• 41:20
  Speaker 1: was sort of hanging around and she came up to
• 41:22
  Speaker 1: me and she sort of put her arms out and
• 41:24
  Speaker 1: I was like, oh.
• 41:26
  Speaker 2: I was like, maybe she's thinking the same as me.
• 41:28
  Speaker 2: We should have gone for.
• 41:31
  Speaker 6: Late.
• 41:31
  Speaker 4: Oh, yeah, we should have hugged.
• 41:34
  Speaker 2: And so I wired hug and she wed, oh, we
• 41:39
  Speaker 2: go for a hug. And that's when I.
• 41:43
  Speaker 1: Went he wasn't going for hug. She was going to
• 41:47
  Speaker 1: grab because I had the Ghostbusters. I had the you
• 41:49
  Speaker 1: know the Ghostbusters. They were they like a backpack situation
• 41:52
  Speaker 1: where they fire off. She was like, oh, I was
• 41:54
  Speaker 1: going to grab that just to feel what was made
• 41:56
  Speaker 1: out of because we dressed as Ghostbusters a few years
• 41:58
  Speaker 1: ago and we made our comes. And I'm like, oh,
• 42:01
  Speaker 1: but this is all the time while we're hugging, we're hugging,
• 42:05
  Speaker 1: we're having this conversation. I'm like, oh, well, I thought
• 42:08
  Speaker 1: you were going for a hug. And then I sort
• 42:10
  Speaker 1: of walked away and going, oh god, she was coming
• 42:15
  Speaker 1: to and I was like, maybe it was one arm.
• 42:17
  Speaker 1: Maybe it was just one arm, and I pulled. I
• 42:19
  Speaker 1: thought it was two arms.
• 42:20
  Speaker 4: And I'm so glad you were thinking that too, because
• 42:23
  Speaker 4: I thought we should have hugged the.
• 42:24
  Speaker 5: Heads that johnaan Ben podcast.
• 42:26
  Speaker 4: Now, you had an interesting incident, you say, where you
• 42:28
  Speaker 4: were deep in a conversation and had no idea who
• 42:31
  Speaker 4: you're talking to.
• 42:32
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, and it happens from time to time, doesn't
• 42:34
  Speaker 1: it where where you you have your chat. And I
• 42:37
  Speaker 1: was talking to some guy and he was like, well
• 42:40
  Speaker 1: at the start he was like, you know, it comes
• 42:41
  Speaker 1: over and I'm like hi, and you have that little thing.
• 42:43
  Speaker 1: You're like, I know this person and they're like you know.
• 42:46
  Speaker 2: And then they.
• 42:46
  Speaker 1: Said they even said, I'm surprised you remember me, and
• 42:49
  Speaker 1: I'm like, of course I remember you.
• 42:50
  Speaker 3: And I'm like please, oh yeah, double down.
• 42:52
  Speaker 2: Please don't.
• 42:53
  Speaker 4: Some people go what's my name?
• 42:55
  Speaker 1: Then, and we're from You're like, oh you're a monster.
• 43:01
  Speaker 4: So funny You're like, oh you're a monster, and just
• 43:03
  Speaker 4: walk You're an absolute mon stuff.
• 43:06
  Speaker 2: It was Halloween, so I could have said that.
• 43:09
  Speaker 3: Did you realize did you figure out who they were?
• 43:12
  Speaker 2: Yeah, that's the thing.
• 43:12
  Speaker 1: It feels like your brain is just you're having a conversation,
• 43:15
  Speaker 1: but your brain is just working over time. Everyone listening
• 43:18
  Speaker 1: would right now will be in that situation.
• 43:19
  Speaker 2: Your brain.
• 43:20
  Speaker 1: It's like a filing you flicking through the files. You're
• 43:23
  Speaker 1: like no, no, You're putting.
• 43:24
  Speaker 3: A million questions like how's work? Get like a little.
• 43:28
  Speaker 2: Finally I got it.
• 43:29
  Speaker 1: Finally I got narrowed down and in my head and
• 43:31
  Speaker 1: finally went, oh, this is how I know this person from.
• 43:34
  Speaker 2: And then I feel like, once.
• 43:35
  Speaker 1: You know, you almost make it too obvious that you know,
• 43:38
  Speaker 1: because you start really starting to get.
• 43:40
  Speaker 4: Deniche from a chartered accountant?
• 43:43
  Speaker 1: How is the chartered accountants game going for you?
• 43:47
  Speaker 4: You really want to ease they didn't fo back.
• 43:49
  Speaker 1: Into because you're so stoked that you finally get there.
• 43:52
  Speaker 3: The worst thing is when your partner comes over, So
• 43:54
  Speaker 3: you don't know who this person is, and they come
• 43:56
  Speaker 3: over and they expect you to introduce. So I just
• 44:00
  Speaker 3: do the white eyes and I'm like, oh, have you
• 44:02
  Speaker 3: guys met introduce yourself? That means introduce yourself because I
• 44:06
  Speaker 3: don't know who I'm talking about.
• 44:07
  Speaker 4: So he knows that signal Angel knows those panic ties
• 44:10
  Speaker 4: from you. Yeah, and he'll come in.
• 44:11
  Speaker 3: And you know and yeah I remember.
• 44:14
  Speaker 1: This, yeah, my man and my wife. Yeah, she knows
• 44:16
  Speaker 1: that if I don't, I've told her. If I don't
• 44:18
  Speaker 1: introduce you with her the first couple of seconds, I'm
• 44:22
  Speaker 1: so sorry?
• 44:23
  Speaker 2: Did I not?
• 44:24
  Speaker 5: You know?
• 44:25
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's all me looking like the idiots. She's quite
• 44:28
  Speaker 1: got to picking that up now, which is really hang
• 44:31
  Speaker 1: me out to.
• 44:33
  Speaker 4: Have you ever been in that scenario where you're pretty
• 44:35
  Speaker 4: confident on the first half of someone's name, but not
• 44:38
  Speaker 4: the second half of their name, so you're just kind
• 44:40
  Speaker 4: of mumble, hey, there's a chasery.
• 44:46
  Speaker 3: Do you mean their last name or first.
• 44:50
  Speaker 4: We met? We met a lovely lady named Shade, and
• 44:54
  Speaker 4: I was pretty sure her name was but I forget names.
• 44:59
  Speaker 4: So then I introduced to another person. I was like, oh,
• 45:02
  Speaker 4: this is.
• 45:02
  Speaker 2: A show, just mumble it.
• 45:06
  Speaker 4: Yeah, And then to them, this is what I'm thinking
• 45:09
  Speaker 4: of my here. I think they're going, oh they know
• 45:12
  Speaker 4: my name, they said the first.
• 45:13
  Speaker 3: Half, thinking this guy's drunk half way through having a
• 45:17
  Speaker 3: medical event.
• 45:18
  Speaker 4: Okay, so this is what we want to open up
• 45:19
  Speaker 4: one hundred hits four for eighty seven. What little social
• 45:22
  Speaker 4: arrangements have you got with your partner? Yeah, how do they?
• 45:25
  Speaker 4: How do they save your ass when you're deep in
• 45:27
  Speaker 4: it in a party work event? Do you have a phone?
• 45:30
  Speaker 4: Some people are those friends that phone them if they're
• 45:32
  Speaker 4: on a date. Yes, have you got one of them?
• 45:34
  Speaker 3: I'm that friend.
• 45:37
  Speaker 8: Yeah.
• 45:37
  Speaker 5: You talk about this that jhonaan Ben podcast.
• 45:41
  Speaker 4: Yes, they spent how many minutes talking to someone trying
• 45:44
  Speaker 4: to figure out who they were? And then when did
• 45:45
  Speaker 4: the penny drop?
• 45:46
  Speaker 11: Oh?
• 45:46
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it was probably well it felt like three or
• 45:49
  Speaker 1: four minutes into the conversation. Yeah, but probably it probably
• 45:52
  Speaker 1: wasn't quite as long as that. But you know, you're
• 45:54
  Speaker 1: your brain's just like you're having that small talk. It's
• 45:56
  Speaker 1: like boxing at the start, you know, when the box
• 45:58
  Speaker 1: is sort of just just just do you ever? No
• 46:00
  Speaker 1: one's fully committing, you know.
• 46:02
  Speaker 3: Just like how's the kids, how's the family? At the time,
• 46:05
  Speaker 3: you're like, oh, I do love this.
• 46:08
  Speaker 4: The other day, do you love it? You've been busy?
• 46:09
  Speaker 4: That can reveal a lot about a person. You've been busy?
• 46:14
  Speaker 2: How's things with you?
• 46:15
  Speaker 8: Oh?
• 46:15
  Speaker 1: Yeah, you know, just questions that don't really have Yeah,
• 46:19
  Speaker 1: to hopefully lead them down there.
• 46:21
  Speaker 2: And I got it. I got that. I got there
• 46:22
  Speaker 2: eventually do you know.
• 46:23
  Speaker 4: Uh and this is going to be the ultimate names.
• 46:27
  Speaker 4: Dear friend of us done the Rock Johnson? Have you
• 46:30
  Speaker 4: heard of Jaine the Rock Johnson?
• 46:32
  Speaker 2: Yeah, great familiar little up and.
• 46:34
  Speaker 4: Coming movie star. We had done something on Zoom with him,
• 46:37
  Speaker 4: and then it was a few months later we did
• 46:40
  Speaker 4: an interview with him. He had a great, great line
• 46:43
  Speaker 4: which I think everyone could use, remind me where we
• 46:47
  Speaker 4: know each other from?
• 46:47
  Speaker 8: Again? Is it not?
• 46:49
  Speaker 3: But that just that just is a nice way of
• 46:51
  Speaker 3: saying I don't know you.
• 46:52
  Speaker 2: But that's great.
• 46:52
  Speaker 4: But he was like, hey, so you like you're like,
• 46:55
  Speaker 4: I know you?
• 46:56
  Speaker 2: Yeah, where do we meet a kid?
• 46:58
  Speaker 4: Like one of those I mean, there's certain types of
• 47:00
  Speaker 4: people you can do that with. I mean, not like
• 47:02
  Speaker 4: your neighbor remind me?
• 47:04
  Speaker 3: And also you can forgive the Rock because you know
• 47:06
  Speaker 3: that he meets Yeah, ye remind me.
• 47:09
  Speaker 2: And that was quite a nice way of doing.
• 47:12
  Speaker 3: You s that to me. I'd be like, you know yourself, you.
• 47:15
  Speaker 2: You remind me? Take a note, take a show. Take
• 47:19
  Speaker 2: a note. O.
• 47:23
  Speaker 4: It's listening to g B. Welcome to the show.
• 47:26
  Speaker 16: How's life mornings?
• 47:28
  Speaker 5: Now?
• 47:29
  Speaker 4: Remind me when we know each other?
• 47:32
  Speaker 16: It must have been the best time I was on
• 47:33
  Speaker 16: your show.
• 47:34
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's right, that's all you know from I got
• 47:36
  Speaker 1: to see it again. Now you've got you've got a
• 47:39
  Speaker 1: little tip for us.
• 47:39
  Speaker 5: What is that?
• 47:40
  Speaker 16: Yeah, I'm terrible with me. Well, so normally when my
• 47:44
  Speaker 16: wife is with me and I don't just the person,
• 47:48
  Speaker 16: she can't remember the person's names. She will then introduce
• 47:52
  Speaker 16: herself and the other person will introduced himself and I
• 47:57
  Speaker 16: would be like, oh, I thought you guys submit before
• 48:00
  Speaker 16: as well.
• 48:00
  Speaker 2: It's a great it's a good little done. I thought
• 48:03
  Speaker 2: you guys put it on yourself.
• 48:05
  Speaker 4: You're like, oh now the ultimate wing woman.
• 48:08
  Speaker 16: Yeah, yeah, she's great. Yeah, yeah, that's.
• 48:12
  Speaker 4: It's terrible if you ever get divorced, though, isn't it
• 48:15
  Speaker 4: around by yourself?
• 48:18
  Speaker 16: That's not gonna happen.
• 48:20
  Speaker 4: Go on, you g going to have a wonderful weekend now,
• 48:23
  Speaker 4: you see, Megan. That's something interesting those situations where you
• 48:26
  Speaker 4: hear about people on dates and they've got their friend
• 48:28
  Speaker 4: who phones halfway through the date.
• 48:30
  Speaker 3: Yeah, my my best friends still dating. That sounded like
• 48:34
  Speaker 3: I was shaming her. She like is on the dating
• 48:36
  Speaker 3: apps and stuff. So she we have a rule. She
• 48:38
  Speaker 3: has to tell me when no date is where she's
• 48:40
  Speaker 3: going and like any details about the person, and then
• 48:43
  Speaker 3: she calls me if she needs to get out of it.
• 48:44
  Speaker 3: But you asked me what I say?
• 48:46
  Speaker 4: What do you say?
• 48:47
  Speaker 3: Say?
• 48:47
  Speaker 8: An?
• 48:47
  Speaker 3: I'm just like, hey, how's it going? Like my banter
• 48:50
  Speaker 3: is completely different to her banter. It's like two separate calls.
• 48:54
  Speaker 3: So I'd be like, oh is he is he awful?
• 48:56
  Speaker 3: And she's like, oh my god?
• 48:57
  Speaker 5: What?
• 48:57
  Speaker 3: And I'm like it's that bad? Is it? She's like,
• 49:00
  Speaker 3: are you serious?
• 49:01
  Speaker 8: Okay?
• 49:01
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm help her.
• 49:05
  Speaker 2: The role play, help her out.
• 49:07
  Speaker 3: Just completely separate conversations.
• 49:10
  Speaker 2: You're like, oh my god, I've just slipped and fall,
• 49:11
  Speaker 2: and she'd.
• 49:14
  Speaker 3: Brings next over when you come do I have to
• 49:17
  Speaker 3: come down?
• 49:18
  Speaker 4: You performance is not going to reflect on the mat.
• 49:22
  Speaker 3: Got a great performance?
• 49:23
  Speaker 4: Who on the other side of the tables like I
• 49:25
  Speaker 4: can't see obviously.
• 49:26
  Speaker 2: Doing a great job.
• 49:27
  Speaker 1: The next was Halloween trick or training yesterday, and I
• 49:31
  Speaker 1: managed to make something awkward.
• 49:33
  Speaker 2: It's rising knowing me I did actually on something. Okay,
• 49:38
  Speaker 2: I didn't do it, John, Okay.
• 49:41
  Speaker 5: The Heads that John and Ben podcasts.
• 49:43
  Speaker 1: The first of November, which is the day that Megan
• 49:46
  Speaker 1: Will starts to thank Christmas.
• 49:48
  Speaker 3: E right, yeah, well, I'm usually put up first of November.
• 49:50
  Speaker 3: It's probably gonna happen tomorrow. Disclaimer, but like Halloween's out
• 49:54
  Speaker 3: of the way, We're only a few weeks away from Christmas,
• 49:58
  Speaker 3: so I like to milk it.
• 50:00
  Speaker 4: We've been talking about an idea about a Christmas song
• 50:02
  Speaker 4: that we're going to bring up to speed with her.
• 50:04
  Speaker 2: This could be right.
• 50:06
  Speaker 4: Ye, it's a game everyone can play. I don't know
• 50:09
  Speaker 4: why be so secretive about it, as was mentioned it
• 50:11
  Speaker 4: now all I want for Christmas, right the Mariah Carey's.
• 50:14
  Speaker 2: Just gone early. He's got launch on Monday.
• 50:17
  Speaker 1: But we're going to see it with Megan getting ready
• 50:22
  Speaker 1: about Christmas.
• 50:23
  Speaker 4: But anyway, this is a seeding part.
• 50:26
  Speaker 3: Of that meeting and the conversation like moments ago.
• 50:30
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I'll back out now.
• 50:32
  Speaker 2: It's a very excited game.
• 50:33
  Speaker 1: Tell you more about evolving wantrime time involving Yeah, we'll
• 50:36
  Speaker 1: tell you time.
• 50:38
  Speaker 2: I'll tell you.
• 50:40
  Speaker 4: Friday.
• 50:40
  Speaker 2: Yeah, now Halloween before.
• 50:42
  Speaker 1: We you know, move on from Halloween because I know
• 50:44
  Speaker 1: you've given me my chance to talk about Halloween.
• 50:46
  Speaker 2: They have my fun and now you're on the Christmas.
• 50:49
  Speaker 3: Right, Christmas has launched people I.
• 50:50
  Speaker 1: Just wanted to know and four four eight seven on
• 50:53
  Speaker 1: the text and was there anything last night if your
• 50:56
  Speaker 1: kids went trick or treating a random item that they
• 50:58
  Speaker 1: were given. Because some people, you like, you're really thrown
• 51:01
  Speaker 1: them out. Some people are well prepared for trick or treators,
• 51:04
  Speaker 1: and other people were like, and.
• 51:05
  Speaker 4: That instance, they just need to go hands in the air.
• 51:08
  Speaker 4: I'm sorry, I completely forgot move on.
• 51:10
  Speaker 1: Yeah, And I mean that you usually know, like my
• 51:13
  Speaker 1: my kids and a lot of other kids, like if
• 51:14
  Speaker 1: they haven't got cob webs.
• 51:15
  Speaker 2: And things out the front of the gate, they're not
• 51:17
  Speaker 2: going anywhere near the house.
• 51:18
  Speaker 4: It's a sure sign.
• 51:19
  Speaker 2: Yeah, it's like you're not knocking on.
• 51:21
  Speaker 4: But back in the day, not not literal cobwebs too,
• 51:25
  Speaker 4: because that's the one day of the year they do
• 51:26
  Speaker 4: become topical.
• 51:27
  Speaker 1: They need to be like look sharp cob webs. Yeah,
• 51:30
  Speaker 1: you're like this person, this house is into Halloween.
• 51:33
  Speaker 3: Halloween friendly.
• 51:34
  Speaker 1: Otherwise you're like, well, you're just going to end up
• 51:36
  Speaker 1: annoying someone. But you know, like because I mean back
• 51:40
  Speaker 1: of the day, going around Marston and it wasn't a
• 51:42
  Speaker 1: big thing, but when me and my sister my friends
• 51:44
  Speaker 1: would do it, we were kind of like felt like
• 51:45
  Speaker 1: the pioneers of Marstard and going around bringing.
• 51:48
  Speaker 4: A claim to trick treating and mastertons.
• 51:51
  Speaker 2: Well, I feel like we were one of the first
• 51:54
  Speaker 2: early adopters.
• 51:55
  Speaker 3: Shall we say likewe.
• 52:00
  Speaker 2: No, I'm not.
• 52:00
  Speaker 1: I just like and this would really throw people out.
• 52:04
  Speaker 1: I gonna we're gonna fect you got. We didn't have
• 52:08
  Speaker 1: the cob web system back there, because people it was
• 52:11
  Speaker 1: early days of Halloween, you know, you know where you
• 52:15
  Speaker 1: go the cobs out the.
• 52:16
  Speaker 4: Front, roll winch dangling off a tree or something like that.
• 52:18
  Speaker 1: We were just we just go up door to door
• 52:21
  Speaker 1: like Jehovah's give me one ground hit bestrick everyone.
• 52:25
  Speaker 4: Did you explain to them what the times were.
• 52:28
  Speaker 1: Like, hey, we're yeah, we're doing a trickle treat. It's
• 52:32
  Speaker 1: people would some people very rattled. We got all sorts
• 52:35
  Speaker 1: of like get packets of biscuits, would be allowed to
• 52:37
  Speaker 1: take one, and I got pananole from one house. I
• 52:40
  Speaker 1: was like, I don't know if you should be getting
• 52:45
  Speaker 1: some coins for another house. That was all sorts of
• 52:47
  Speaker 1: just random. They're just to be feared of these people.
• 52:50
  Speaker 4: They's just getting the heat and mastering around the concept.
• 52:54
  Speaker 4: We just got the meeting from the house. Some connies.
• 53:00
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, but I feel like maybe it's continued because
• 53:03
  Speaker 1: last night friend of mine, her young daughter, came home
• 53:06
  Speaker 1: with her little you know, sometimes you buy ham from
• 53:09
  Speaker 1: the supermarket and it's little packets.
• 53:10
  Speaker 2: You kind of rip off the little packets.
• 53:12
  Speaker 4: And you get a few, I like the beehive one.
• 53:15
  Speaker 2: She got like a pack of maybe twelve. But it's
• 53:18
  Speaker 2: the ham inside. Oh, just one little there's one pottle,
• 53:21
  Speaker 2: it's little bottle.
• 53:22
  Speaker 3: Obviously they didn't give it the twin pack.
• 53:24
  Speaker 2: No, just half of the twin pack.
• 53:27
  Speaker 4: Ham would be sitting room temperature by the time it's
• 53:29
  Speaker 4: back home too.
• 53:30
  Speaker 1: Yeah, so really, I mean, you know, this is Ham's
• 53:32
  Speaker 1: delicious and not not a cheap item, you know, like
• 53:35
  Speaker 1: it's probably a few dollars for that.
• 53:37
  Speaker 4: So yeah, it's definitely someone doing a panic scrambled through
• 53:40
  Speaker 4: their household.
• 53:41
  Speaker 1: But yeah, so four and pandoles though, Yeah, yeah right,
• 53:44
  Speaker 1: I don't think it can be hanging handing out medication
• 53:46
  Speaker 1: like that.
• 53:47
  Speaker 5: Before the heads that Johnaan Ben podcast.
• 53:49
  Speaker 4: Lovely to have you with us, Thank you for joining us. Now.
• 53:53
  Speaker 4: Over the last week and a half, maybe two weeks,
• 53:54
  Speaker 4: we've been playing a game called Bandle, which Ben has
• 53:59
  Speaker 4: since day two three of the game being publicly against.
• 54:02
  Speaker 1: Oh no, I mean I enjoyed listening to her, but
• 54:05
  Speaker 1: that's all I even did was listening to it.
• 54:07
  Speaker 2: It was I found it very hard.
• 54:08
  Speaker 4: Yeah, so it's trying to cipher a song just from
• 54:10
  Speaker 4: like listening to the drums, and then they add more
• 54:15
  Speaker 4: instruments as you went on.
• 54:16
  Speaker 3: And disturbed me by that one.
• 54:18
  Speaker 2: I started playing it again. I was like, I had
• 54:20
  Speaker 2: no idea what that song was, and I.
• 54:22
  Speaker 4: Was used today you lobbed he lobbied the campaign to
• 54:25
  Speaker 4: bring back the Herald quiz.
• 54:27
  Speaker 2: I just said, and I put it out there on
• 54:28
  Speaker 2: the text. I was like, is it too hard?
• 54:30
  Speaker 1: Is anyone else finding apart from Megan, who does a
• 54:32
  Speaker 1: wonderful job about there's anyone else getting any of these?
• 54:34
  Speaker 2: And dicks came through. Everyone's like, I'm not with you.
• 54:37
  Speaker 3: Being essentially what happened has been sucked at it. So
• 54:40
  Speaker 3: he flipped the monopoly bored and doesn't want to play anymore.
• 54:44
  Speaker 3: There was one person.
• 54:46
  Speaker 2: There was a couple of texts.
• 54:50
  Speaker 3: Everybody said they don't want to play.
• 54:52
  Speaker 2: Well that was everybody that text.
• 54:55
  Speaker 1: I didn't get a single text going hey keep this game,
• 54:57
  Speaker 1: you love it, which was an option I could go
• 55:01
  Speaker 1: on two texts that the people.
• 55:06
  Speaker 2: I'm happy to carry on with that if you want.
• 55:08
  Speaker 4: No, I just found it very hard. It was difficult.
• 55:12
  Speaker 4: So that being said, one hundred percent of the votes.
• 55:16
  Speaker 2: Trump would be happy with those numbers, would he?
• 55:19
  Speaker 4: And producer Ally's back in the studio with the New
• 55:22
  Speaker 4: Zealand Herald Daily Quiz. There's ten questions on the New
• 55:24
  Speaker 4: Zealand Herald dot go on in the mission. Well, it's
• 55:27
  Speaker 4: pretty simple. I won't man explain it.
• 55:28
  Speaker 3: Here we go, alright, question one of the New Zealand
• 55:33
  Speaker 3: Herald quaers this morning on November which country is the
• 55:36
  Speaker 3: largest producer of petrol? Is it the US, Russia or
• 55:39
  Speaker 3: Saudi Arabia?
• 55:40
  Speaker 4: It's Russia. Pretty sure it's Russia because there was a
• 55:44
  Speaker 4: threat because Putin's like, you guys, annoy me, I'm going
• 55:47
  Speaker 4: to do this. Yeah, that's why even doesn't play that
• 55:50
  Speaker 4: hard a ball with Putin.
• 55:52
  Speaker 1: Interesting, Okay, yeah, I thought along those lines. But John
• 55:56
  Speaker 1: is very confident, so let's go. Let's go with it.
• 55:58
  Speaker 1: I mean, it's ever let us down in the past,
• 56:00
  Speaker 1: so it's going with John's confidence.
• 56:03
  Speaker 2: We're going with confidence.
• 56:05
  Speaker 3: That is incorrect.
• 56:09
  Speaker 2: That's actually you is. Yeah, either well, there we go.
• 56:14
  Speaker 1: We'll be back to Bandal on Monday because we I mean,
• 56:19
  Speaker 1: obviously you can keep playing the game if you just
• 56:21
  Speaker 1: end the show. There is ten questions, but our rules
• 56:24
  Speaker 1: are that if we get one wrong, we're oute.
• 56:25
  Speaker 3: So I came in here way more fun than Mandal.
• 56:32
  Speaker 2: But what we've learned is say, yeah, we're learning something.
• 56:37
  Speaker 3: Tell that at a party this week.
• 56:39
  Speaker 5: The Hats that John and Ben podcast, Who's having the
• 56:41
  Speaker 5: best weekends?
• 56:44
  Speaker 1: Joining us from the Hats and the South Islander's coin
• 56:47
  Speaker 1: Afron Hats in the North Islander's Hailey, good morning, how
• 56:49
  Speaker 1: you doing?
• 56:52
  Speaker 15: Good morning?
• 56:52
  Speaker 4: How are you good? Listen, We've just lost Connor because
• 56:55
  Speaker 4: I can't conference call.
• 56:57
  Speaker 2: That's all right, We'll start with Haley.
• 56:58
  Speaker 4: Then this is an issue that no one else needs
• 57:01
  Speaker 4: to care about it. It's like apartheid in South Africa.
• 57:04
  Speaker 4: You two can't be on the same line at the
• 57:06
  Speaker 4: same time. It's how vicious this rivalry is between the
• 57:08
  Speaker 4: North and South.
• 57:09
  Speaker 1: Or Haley, what is happening in the North this weekend?
• 57:11
  Speaker 1: What some of the big bangers that we can look
• 57:13
  Speaker 1: forward to?
• 57:14
  Speaker 15: This is like my dream weekend for my inner country girl.
• 57:18
  Speaker 15: Because we have got amp shows season it is well
• 57:21
  Speaker 15: and truly kicked off. So this weekend we've got the
• 57:24
  Speaker 15: anti show from one or two. We've got the White
• 57:26
  Speaker 15: and Upper Hamilton as well, and it's basically you've read
• 57:29
  Speaker 15: agricultural dream. There's going to be sharing sheet competitions. That's
• 57:33
  Speaker 15: some Auntie Karen's going to try win a red metal
• 57:36
  Speaker 15: with a strawberry jam. It's a light happening snow cones.
• 57:41
  Speaker 15: Maybe just a classically event happening all up the North Island.
• 57:44
  Speaker 4: Could you let the farmers have a good knack of
• 57:46
  Speaker 4: when you talk to a farmer. I'm not saying much
• 57:50
  Speaker 4: for making a conversation last forty five minutes long.
• 57:55
  Speaker 15: At least you get talking about sheet dagging or things
• 57:58
  Speaker 15: like that. Then they can go for a while.
• 58:00
  Speaker 4: Yeah, tractors will be some tractors there.
• 58:03
  Speaker 1: Lots of fun, all right, Well, what else is this
• 58:05
  Speaker 1: city guy.
• 58:09
  Speaker 2: At the snow cone truck exactly? That's that's my place,
• 58:13
  Speaker 2: someone else in the North Ay.
• 58:14
  Speaker 15: And then we've got another thing, which is my dream,
• 58:17
  Speaker 15: a canting expo.
• 58:18
  Speaker 9: So this is super cool.
• 58:19
  Speaker 15: This happens once a year. It's an awtucky on the
• 58:23
  Speaker 15: Carpety coast and they have got a huge field, huge
• 58:27
  Speaker 15: amount of tints, all on display. Can go actually see
• 58:30
  Speaker 15: one before you want to buy it. They've got all
• 58:32
  Speaker 15: the latest gadgets, live music, torches, sleeping bags, everything on display.
• 58:38
  Speaker 1: I saw a friend of mine, we actually went camping
• 58:41
  Speaker 1: over the weekend and they bought the PlayStation five.
• 58:47
  Speaker 5: Was like.
• 58:49
  Speaker 1: A great set up, but just stay at home, thought
• 58:55
  Speaker 1: your knee.
• 58:56
  Speaker 2: I mean, I was like, great, I'd be all for it.
• 58:59
  Speaker 2: But it was a running off a generator.
• 59:01
  Speaker 4: I don't know how they were running it.
• 59:02
  Speaker 2: They were at a campground, so maybe they're running off
• 59:04
  Speaker 2: the power. So yeah, but they were at TV in
• 59:06
  Speaker 2: a play station five.
• 59:10
  Speaker 4: It's almost not worth Haley is as we all know,
• 59:14
  Speaker 4: and as the nation cares about the conference facility not
• 59:17
  Speaker 4: working right now on the phone system. So I'll put
• 59:18
  Speaker 4: you back on hold and if you win, we'll come
• 59:21
  Speaker 4: back to you. Connor, welcome back from the United States.
• 59:24
  Speaker 4: He went on a holiday.
• 59:26
  Speaker 1: Sure, come out with an accent, came back into the
• 59:30
  Speaker 1: hit studio, and we left a little gift for you,
• 59:32
  Speaker 1: hadn't we Connor?
• 59:33
  Speaker 12: Yeah, two christ helicopter hats day.
• 59:36
  Speaker 2: You're very welcome when you can have two, right, And
• 59:40
  Speaker 2: he's only got one hit?
• 59:41
  Speaker 1: Yeah, well, we had a wonderful time with the christ telicopter.
• 59:44
  Speaker 1: We missed you when you're in Christ Chats. They kind
• 59:46
  Speaker 1: of gave us some hats and we thought, who would
• 59:47
  Speaker 1: like two of these hats?
• 59:48
  Speaker 2: Connor, So there you go.
• 59:50
  Speaker 4: We've just heard about a wonderful amp show happening in
• 59:52
  Speaker 4: the North. What's happening in the South this weekend?
• 59:55
  Speaker 14: A Shriek Rave Shriek the Rave where I think what
• 1:00:00
  Speaker 14: happens is they take a bunch of the songs from
• 1:00:02
  Speaker 14: the wonderful Shriek soundtrack, of which we all know in
• 1:00:05
  Speaker 14: love and has become synonymous with the movie, and then
• 1:00:07
  Speaker 14: remix them to a crowd of sweety teenagers, of whom
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  Speaker 14: have been heavily pre drinking during that day, right.
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  Speaker 2: Strict believe, I'm guessing that's what after.
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  Speaker 1: I think one of the songs, I'm I'm sure there
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  Speaker 3: Teenagers would have been born when that came out.
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  Speaker 4: I feel like they're just going to have to play
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  Speaker 4: this song on Luke for about three hours.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, So Shrek Rave and what else is going on
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  Speaker 14: Yeah, we've got a very awesome event to Nelson the
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  Speaker 14: Mark Carnival. What's is being run.
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  Speaker 6: By the.
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  Speaker 16: Arts and Culture Collective a massive music lineup.
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  Speaker 3: Connorwens no one else said. It's a bign.
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  Speaker 4: Well done, Connor. Now we'll go back to Haley, who's
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  Speaker 4: heard okay.
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  Speaker 1: and we know now the conference calling system is not
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  Speaker 1: quite working for us.
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  Speaker 4: But