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Mark's 11am Monologue. · The Mark Simone Show

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  Speaker 1: He mister New York Marximo, I'm the voice of New York.
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  Speaker 1: Seven woong, Well, welcome to our number three. That's right,
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  Speaker 1: our three. We start at nine o'clock. Now it's nine
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  Speaker 1: to noon every day, nine to noon every day. The
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  Speaker 1: communist socialist whatever the helly is, doctor Abdul al Sayad
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  Speaker 1: has won the Democratic primary in Michigan. That means he'll
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  Speaker 1: be the Senate candidate against the Republican Mike Rodgers. Now
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  Speaker 1: this is not New York City or La or San Francisco.
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  Speaker 1: This is Michigan, the heartland of America. Hard to believe
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  Speaker 1: a communist socialists can win statewide. They can win in
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  Speaker 1: a little district. You know, parts of the outside of
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  Speaker 1: the Detroit Dearborn, certain areas have become very left wing kookie,
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  Speaker 1: a lot of Muslim population there, a lot of what's
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  Speaker 1: her name, talib whatever kind of types there. But this
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  Speaker 1: is a wide race. Most of Michigan is pretty common sense,
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  Speaker 1: old fashioned kind of stuff. So most people think he's
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  Speaker 1: got no shot statewide. But the doctor Abdul l Saiad,
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  Speaker 1: the communist nominee, this is just infected the Democratic Party.
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  Speaker 1: You know, there was a time in America in the
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  Speaker 1: nineteen fifties where if they thought you were a communist,
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  Speaker 1: you were blacklisted. You could never work again. And I
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  Speaker 1: don't care who you were in show business, you were
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  Speaker 1: blacklisted a communist, and not even if you were an
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  Speaker 1: active communist ff years ago. You had gone to a
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  Speaker 1: Communist meeting, you were blacklisted in Hollywood, you never work again.
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  Speaker 1: It happened to a lot of people, a lot of people.
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  Speaker 1: In fact, that Lucille Ball they said, might have been
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  Speaker 1: a communist, might have gone to a Communist meeting, Well,
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  Speaker 1: that would have meant cancellation if I love Lucy the whole.
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  Speaker 1: So they turned out it wasn't true, but they had
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  Speaker 1: to go crazy prove that that she was never at
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  Speaker 1: anything with communism, never went to any Communist meeting. But
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  Speaker 1: that was then. If you, even when you were in college,
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  Speaker 1: went to a Communist meeting, you were a blacklist, you
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  Speaker 1: could never work again. That was Hollywood. Then now, if
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  Speaker 1: they find out you're a Communists in Hollywood, they'll throw
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  Speaker 1: fundraisers at the house for you. You'll be on MSNBC
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  Speaker 1: every night, you'll be on CNN. They'll love you, and
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  Speaker 1: what the hell happened? Now, hopefully it's just a weird
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  Speaker 1: phase America is going through. Well, there was another assassination
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  Speaker 1: attempt on President Trump. He's also got a big golf
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  Speaker 1: course and resort out there in Los Angeles, and he
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  Speaker 1: went out there yesterday to They were doing something at
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  Speaker 1: that golf course, a tournament or something. He was going
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  Speaker 1: out there for that and also to make a speech.
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  Speaker 1: And they found an assassin and would be assassin wandering
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  Speaker 1: around the golf course. They arrested him. They found all
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  Speaker 1: kinds of weapons and stuff on him. They knew he
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  Speaker 1: was a potential assassin. He was arrested. They will prosecute him.
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  Speaker 1: He wasn't the smartest assassin in the world. Now, how
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  Speaker 1: many assassination attempts is this? You got, Butler? He got
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  Speaker 1: the golf course in Palm Beach. You've had a number
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  Speaker 1: of assassin I think we're up to five now. I
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  Speaker 1: remember the guy came to mar A Lago with a bomb.
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  Speaker 1: They got him before he got in. But this is
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  Speaker 1: the next would be assassin. Now, this guy wasn't so bright.
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  Speaker 1: He's wandering around on a golf course. This is how
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  Speaker 1: they first spotted the guy. First of all, he wasn't
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  Speaker 1: playing golf. He was just wandering around on a golf course.
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  Speaker 1: And it's the day the President's going to be there
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  Speaker 1: at this golf course, so there's a lot of extra security.
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  Speaker 1: And they notice he doesn't look like a golfer. You know,
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  Speaker 1: if you want to do something like that would be assassin.
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  Speaker 1: And you're going to be walking around a golf course,
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  Speaker 1: get a pair of golf shoes and one of those
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  Speaker 1: foot Joy golf shirts or something, it look like you're
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  Speaker 1: a golfer, put on a golf glove, carry a club.
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  Speaker 1: But he didn't even do that, so they could clearly
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  Speaker 1: see he was totally out of place there. That's when
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  Speaker 1: they went over to him, started to question him, ended
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  Speaker 1: up searching him, found all that stuff, so they got him.
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  Speaker 1: The president when it comes to Iran, he thinks there'll
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  Speaker 1: be a deal, maybe later today, maybe tomorrow to open
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  Speaker 1: the Straight of horn Moose. We'll see how that goes,
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  Speaker 1: and that should take care of the whole situation for
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  Speaker 1: about a week and then it'll all start up again.
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  Speaker 1: Now everybody hates what the president's doing in Iran, even Republicans.
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  Speaker 1: They hate this. On again, off again, start again, Stop
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  Speaker 1: bomb the hell out of you. We'll make a peace agreement.
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  Speaker 1: Then we'll bomb the hell out of you. You know,
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  Speaker 1: you could go. People say they should just go finish
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  Speaker 1: him off. Yeah, it's a big thing to do. You know,
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  Speaker 1: that's Hiroshima. You remember Hiroshima was stunning, shocking, jaw dropping,
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  Speaker 1: it was. And then they signed that the peace agreement
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  Speaker 1: on the deck of that ship MacArthur and all that.
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  Speaker 1: I mean, you're not going to have that here. I mean,
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  Speaker 1: you could just go wipe my I guess the president
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  Speaker 1: thinking is. I can't explain it. I don't know what
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  Speaker 1: his thinking is on this, but I guess it is.
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  Speaker 1: If we ever do have to just go wipe them out,
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  Speaker 1: at least it will be clear that it was an
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  Speaker 1: absolute last resort, that we gave him every chance in
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  Speaker 1: the world over and over again. But remember it's Trump,
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  Speaker 1: It's Trump derangement syndrome. No matter what, they're gonna forget
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  Speaker 1: that he gave him every chance. They're just gonna yell
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  Speaker 1: at him for wiping them out, and they'll never remember
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  Speaker 1: that he gave him a twenty seven piece agreements. But
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  Speaker 1: he thinks they'll be a deal later today.
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  Speaker 2: I want to give him every last chance before decapitation.
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  Speaker 2: I'm very proud of the fact that I will give people.
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  Speaker 2: I'll give people more chance. This is a big move
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  Speaker 2: to do an attack that big on a contry I'd
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  Speaker 2: rather not do. Now, we've already throw lots of large attacks,
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  Speaker 2: but they were normal large.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, so they've got stuff plan that is going to
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  Speaker 1: be so massive it will just take out anything and everything.
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  Speaker 1: Now you see these reports that the US is running
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  Speaker 1: out of missiles. We don't. We're running low on long
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  Speaker 1: range missiles. We're running low on this the stockpiles are deplete. Well,
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  Speaker 1: the President says that's not true. And this is all
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  Speaker 1: coming from fake news networks, you know. And they supposedly
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  Speaker 1: have seven sources, twenty three sources, ninety four sources, but
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  Speaker 1: who knows it's coming out? Here's Reuters. You can't trust
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  Speaker 1: routers anymore. They've become so biased and slanted. Exclusive Reuters
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  Speaker 1: report the Army has burned through much of its stockpile
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  Speaker 1: of precision long range missiles, but a lot of people
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  Speaker 1: there say it's not true. Citing three people familiar with
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  Speaker 1: the data, the Reuters reports the Army is used virtually
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  Speaker 1: all of its tactical missiles. Yeah. Again, I wouldn't believe
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  Speaker 1: Reuters at all, very very biased. One source told Reuters,
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  Speaker 1: We've used half our global supply of Tomahawk missiles. Those
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  Speaker 1: are the ones launched from destroyers, cruisers, submarines that can
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  Speaker 1: take out targets. But again and it says it's not true.
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  Speaker 1: And he said, we have more munitions right now than
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  Speaker 1: anyone in the world, and far more than we need.
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  Speaker 1: He said, our defense companies are at this moment making
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  Speaker 1: more munitions than they have ever made before. They're even
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  Speaker 1: expanding their plants and equipment at record levels. Now. The
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  Speaker 1: other thing that fake news will keep telling you is that,
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  Speaker 1: and there may be some truth to this, that Russia
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  Speaker 1: and China are helping Iran, helping them target US forces,
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  Speaker 1: supplying them with missiles. There's no actual evidence that they've
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  Speaker 1: actually supplied anybody with missiles. But but and this could
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  Speaker 1: be the case. It's also believed that Russia and China
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  Speaker 1: are supplying Iran with intelligence and satellite imagery. Now that's
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  Speaker 1: a key thing. That's one reason we're able to hit
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  Speaker 1: targets so well. We have satellites and it's not like
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  Speaker 1: Google Maps kind of a satellite. These satellites are so
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  Speaker 1: oh clear, you can zoom in on a license plate
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  Speaker 1: on a car. I mean they're really clear. You can
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  Speaker 1: see everything from up there. So we have satellite imagery.
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  Speaker 1: We can watch everything in Iran. We can watch every
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  Speaker 1: movement of everybody. Well, China has that too, and Russia
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  Speaker 1: has that too, So it's believed they are supplying with Iran,
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  Speaker 1: supplying I Ran with satellite imagery that way, you know,
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  Speaker 1: when they strike one of our air bases or one
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  Speaker 1: of our planes that's on an air base and cutter
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  Speaker 1: or Oman, how do they know how do they target it?
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  Speaker 1: So well, it could be Russia and China supplying them
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  Speaker 1: with that satellite imagery. So that's something to watch out for. Hey,
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  Speaker 1: you know people meet online now, that's the way everybody meets.
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  Speaker 1: It's through dating apps. You know, they're on bumble and
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  Speaker 1: Tinder and Hinge and okay, Cupid and all of these
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  Speaker 1: dating apps. That's been the case for years, ten years.
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  Speaker 1: So apparently the new younger generations don't like the dating apps.
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  Speaker 1: They want to meet in person. This has become the
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  Speaker 1: big thing to actually meet in person. Now. Most of
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  Speaker 1: them live in their parents' basement and never talk to
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  Speaker 1: anybody ever, so it's hard when you're not used to
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  Speaker 1: talking to anybody in person to go up and meet
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  Speaker 1: somebody in person, but they're trying it. This is becoming
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  Speaker 1: the big thing now. The reason you watch what younger
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  Speaker 1: people do, especially people in their twenties. Whatever they do,
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  Speaker 1: that's what everybody else is going to be doing in
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  Speaker 1: a few years. It's always that way. They start using Twitter,
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  Speaker 1: next thing, you know, everybody's on Twitter. They start using Instagram,
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  Speaker 1: next thing, you know, everybody's on Instagram. It always works
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  Speaker 1: that way. So what does this mean and they want
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  Speaker 1: to meet in person, Well, apparently there's going to be
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  Speaker 1: more and more in person. You know, everything is digital,
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  Speaker 1: everything is online now, but that may start to switch
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  Speaker 1: a little. For instance, Men's Warehouse. You have big clothing stores,
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  Speaker 1: Men's Warehouse. They're opening a new one out in Long
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  Speaker 1: Island Riverhead. But I'm looking at this, they're about to
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  Speaker 1: open five I have one hundred new Men's Warehouse stores,
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  Speaker 1: five hundred. Now. Supposedly retail is dead. Nobody wants to
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  Speaker 1: go into the store, but they've got data that shows otherwise,
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  Speaker 1: so they're opening five hundred new stores. Remember Barnes and Noble,
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  Speaker 1: your kids today, we didn't have any kindle. We didn't
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  Speaker 1: have any Amazon. Why we had to go to a bookstore.
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  Speaker 1: You had to buy the books in person. They'd put
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  Speaker 1: them in a bag. You had to carry the books home.
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  Speaker 1: So Barnes and Nobles they were everywhere. Remember the one
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  Speaker 1: on the west side sixty seventh Street Broadway, Remember the one. Well,
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  Speaker 1: they were all over the place. They were enormous, enormous,
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  Speaker 1: they were huge. You could walk for miles through a
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  Speaker 1: Barnes and Noble. They had chairs everywhere, you could sit down,
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  Speaker 1: you could read. You know, normally a store you don't
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  Speaker 1: buy anything, they want to chase you out. Barnes and
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  Speaker 1: Noble was the opposite. They had couches, chairs, take some books,
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  Speaker 1: sit here all day, read. So these big Barnes and Nobles,
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  Speaker 1: and then Amazon comes along wipes out Barnes and Noble.
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  Speaker 1: All the stores are gone. Well they're coming back. They're
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  Speaker 1: starting to open a whole new round of Barnes and Nobles.
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  Speaker 1: But this is a different version. They're much smaller. They
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  Speaker 1: do sell books, but there's also really nice cafes and
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  Speaker 1: full menu, all kinds of food. They're about to open
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  Speaker 1: another one and comack LONGI and you get one of
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  Speaker 1: these new Barnes and Nobles. There's one Westchester. I within
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  Speaker 1: the other days. I think it's east Chester near White Plains.
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  Speaker 1: There's a barn. So you're gonna start seeing more and
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  Speaker 1: more of these, so in person stuff might actually start
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  Speaker 1: making a comeback in many ways, with shopping, with books,
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  Speaker 1: with all of that stuff. Hey, I hate when they
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  Speaker 1: have these days. You know, it's like National French Fried Day,
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  Speaker 1: it's National Donut Day. They're the worst, although sometimes it's
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  Speaker 1: good because around here National Donut Day there's like six
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  Speaker 1: donut buffetes outside because all the donut companies send them
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  Speaker 1: to us. Or if it's National Taka Day, there's tacos
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  Speaker 1: everywhere down the hall there. Today is National Underwear Day.
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  Speaker 1: This is disgusting. Now this has got What the hell
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  Speaker 1: does that mean? National Underwear Day. I was terrified when
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  Speaker 1: I got off the elevator that that table where the
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  Speaker 1: buffets are would be filled with underwear. National Underwear Day?
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  Speaker 1: What the hell is that all about? The reason they
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  Speaker 1: do like a National Donut Day. The donut companies get
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  Speaker 1: behind this and that way they think they'll sell more
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  Speaker 1: donuts that day. But what are you supposed to do?
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  Speaker 1: I'm supposed to run out and buy underwear. Is this
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  Speaker 1: National Underwear Day? People like they know what they want
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  Speaker 1: to wear? They got enough pairs. Every so often you
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  Speaker 1: order some more. But National Underwear Day absolutely disgusting. Hey,
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  Speaker 1: mom Donnie. As we mentioned before, now under investigation by
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  Speaker 1: the Department of Justice for anti semitism, open active investigation
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  Speaker 1: in a Mom Donnie for anti semitism. Number of hate
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  Speaker 1: crimes is up dramatically in New York and the majority
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  Speaker 1: of these new hate crimes anti Semitic. Now here's another thing.
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  Speaker 1: Remember Biden and the Democrats used to throw around the
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  Speaker 1: words anti They used to say white supremacist. Used to
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  Speaker 1: be they called everybody a racist. Then that wasn't good
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  Speaker 1: enough anymore. Suddenly everybody's a white supremacist. Nobody knows what
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  Speaker 1: the hell they were talking about. White supremacist. I mean,
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  Speaker 1: there are such a thing as white supremacists. A bunch
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  Speaker 1: of them in the Appalachian Mountains somewhere. There's a few
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  Speaker 1: of them in prisons, but otherwise there's no such But
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  Speaker 1: we've now got it. Came true. There are white supremacists,
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  Speaker 1: Mom Donnie would be a good example. And many of
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  Speaker 1: these Democrats are now officially white supremacists. Because if you
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  Speaker 1: study this phenomenon white supremacist. A core belief of it
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  Speaker 1: is anti semitism. That's one of the core things of
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  Speaker 1: white supremacy, whether it's Hitler whoever, it is. Anti semitism
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  Speaker 1: is a core principle of white supremacy. So you can
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  Speaker 1: now actually come to call mom Donnie a white supremacist.
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  Speaker 1: And some of these other other Democrats and these these
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  Speaker 1: Alsai Hods and these these but you know they are
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  Speaker 1: all these crazy left wing socialist coops, these Latte liberals,
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  Speaker 1: as we like to call them Latte liberals. So, uh, hey,
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  Speaker 1: we'll take some calls next. Eight hundred three to two
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  Speaker 1: one zero seven ten is the number. We want some
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  Speaker 1: new callers too. Uh and don't forget, we're on three
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  Speaker 1: hours every day. The show starts at nine o'clock now,
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  Speaker 1: so every day it's three hours nine to noon, and
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  Speaker 1: it's working out real well. Numbers are way up at
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  Speaker 1: nine o'clock. I don't like to keep mentioning that because
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  Speaker 1: these people will get the idea to go four hours, no, no, no,
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  Speaker 1: three hours is that's just plenty nine to noon. And
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  Speaker 1: if you're podcast listener, it means you get an extra
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  Speaker 1: hour to listen to every day, but we'll take some calls. Next.
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  Speaker 1: Eight hundred three to two one zero seven ten is
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  Speaker 1: the number. Eight hundred three two one zero seven ten