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OUTRO: TattleTales · The Hauraki Big Show

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  Speaker 1: For all you made bastards Loving the Big Show podcast,
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  Speaker 1: Get Up even Closer.
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  Speaker 2: On Instagram, YouTube and tickt off for targets four to
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  Speaker 2: seven every weekday on radio.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah yeah, yeah, you excited Keys on his countdown.
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  Speaker 1: Man, how fucking good.
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  Speaker 4: I was just meaning he's gonna get on the past.
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  Speaker 5: I'm excited about that. Yeah, nice to know. I was
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  Speaker 5: just told you so I'm going. And then he said
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  Speaker 5: it was ship.
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  Speaker 4: No, I didn't say it was.
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  Speaker 2: It's about blind yes, and then not ship, just the
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  Speaker 2: food's bed and the nice Jase if.
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  Speaker 5: He enjoyed playing doubles, and he said no, it was
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  Speaker 5: all right.
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  Speaker 2: No, Well he wouldn't have because he blew the last
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  Speaker 2: last year, because he blew the last seven points. Because
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  Speaker 2: you know, fever one out there were ten five up.
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  Speaker 2: We're dominating, weren't we, Jason?
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  Speaker 5: We were made first of eleven.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, first eleven, and then Jase went for seven consecutive slems.
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  Speaker 5: Just started setting them up for him and he couldn't
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  Speaker 5: help it. Yeah, it's funny.
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  Speaker 2: What's good though, It's such good fun I love We
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  Speaker 2: should be playing that against Breakfast.
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  Speaker 1: That should be what we're doing. We should have done.
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  Speaker 5: That should be me and you though, just based on
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  Speaker 5: the cap.
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  Speaker 2: But around Robin's singles all of that, you know, it'd
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  Speaker 2: be great, see the whole thing.
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  Speaker 3: Are they taking the table away today? I'm imagining because
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  Speaker 3: giving away nice?
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, but as soon as he's got to be there
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  Speaker 5: for a month. So as we got back from Jason
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  Speaker 5: blowing a seven point lead, yeah, he told me a
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  Speaker 5: story about him being in the finals at his school
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  Speaker 5: and beating a guy after he blew a nine point
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  Speaker 5: It was.
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  Speaker 3: A seven point lead, actually, keeping yeah, but I was saying.
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  Speaker 3: It was a young fellow called Toby, and he was
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  Speaker 3: really good at sports.
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  Speaker 4: He was just one of those guys. He's only a
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  Speaker 4: little bastard too.
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  Speaker 3: And I've talked about Toby before, but he was ultra competitive,
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  Speaker 3: like would losers shit on the soccer field if we
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  Speaker 3: started losing, right, kind of character, but really good at
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  Speaker 3: the same time. And I thought I'd already lost. It
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  Speaker 3: was twenty thirteen, and I was like, oh, okay, and
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  Speaker 3: so I didn't really care, and he just started getting
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  Speaker 3: really wound up, right, and so I.
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  Speaker 2: Just kept you didn't care. Yeah, I imagine that I
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  Speaker 2: just kept playing that goes. I didn't don't even care fellows. Actually,
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  Speaker 2: I had a similar thing, which is really weird. I
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  Speaker 2: was also playing against Toby as my best mate in
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  Speaker 2: the tennis and the tennis finals at primary school.
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  Speaker 1: Yes, and you had a thing where if you're.
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  Speaker 2: In the final you could get you could invite a
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  Speaker 2: mate out to be the umpire. Right, So the girls
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  Speaker 2: played their gay or two actually, and the girls played
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  Speaker 2: their final and they asked me and Toby to come
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  Speaker 2: out and be the umpires, but we sort of fucked
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  Speaker 2: around and didn't take it as seriously as we should.
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  Speaker 2: So then we invited them out yet to be the
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  Speaker 2: umpires for us. When we ended up in the final
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  Speaker 2: and I beat Toby in the first set handily, Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: and then I was up six five two I think
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  Speaker 2: in the second for the win. Kisy and and our
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  Speaker 2: mate Gretchen. She started being a real pain in the
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  Speaker 2: ass with the umperor, very much mirroring what we done
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  Speaker 2: against her. Yes, about taking marginally further, but I was
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  Speaker 2: enjoying it because I was winning. Toby, on the other hand,
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  Speaker 2: had an absolute shift and went in and told the
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  Speaker 2: teacher and asked to have the umpires replaced.
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  Speaker 4: Wow.
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  Speaker 2: Well this resulted in a complete swing and in the
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  Speaker 2: momentum of the match. Actually it was one set, and
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  Speaker 2: I was like five too. The whole thing was one set, yes,
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  Speaker 2: and that resulted in a complete swing in the competition.
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  Speaker 1: And he beat me seven five. Wow.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, fucking Toby.
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  Speaker 2: He told the teachers it was a shameful moment for her.
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  Speaker 2: He may have won the match, but he brought great
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  Speaker 2: shame on his family. The Wocky Big Show week days
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  Speaker 2: from four on Radio Hiarchy, remember they Big Show podcast.
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  Speaker 5: Nowadays you don't get to tell on someone as much
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  Speaker 5: I could, So, for example, could I go tell like
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  Speaker 5: Todd for example, Yeah, tell on you guys for being
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  Speaker 5: mean to me.
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  Speaker 1: Absolutely, he wouldn't care.
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  Speaker 5: Well, even if he did, he wouldn't know really not
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  Speaker 5: to do.
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  Speaker 1: No.
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  Speaker 5: But like, you don't get to tell on people as
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  Speaker 5: much as you used to.
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  Speaker 2: Well, it's interesting because you do get a great a
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  Speaker 2: lot of opportunities to talk to management, which you don't
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  Speaker 2: get when you're a student. So well, I'm going to
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  Speaker 2: talk to management about this.
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  Speaker 3: And especially I've always found it curious, you know, particularly
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  Speaker 3: in this culture keasy, you know when culture key, when
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  Speaker 3: Old Mogie and I bully all the time, that there
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  Speaker 3: hasn't been more pushback.
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  Speaker 4: You know what I mean?
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  Speaker 5: You know what it is is that I'm deeply secure
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  Speaker 5: and who I am as a person is totally man
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  Speaker 5: and your sexuality and my sexual one hundred percent. So
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  Speaker 5: I can go on the radio and sound being and
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  Speaker 5: dudes on the side. That's and that's great and it's all.
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  Speaker 3: G I was watching this really weird thing today and
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  Speaker 3: it was this guy who was gorgeous, Was it me? No,
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  Speaker 3: he was, and he became a male model and he
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  Speaker 3: became quite famous and then he and he wasn't gay,
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  Speaker 3: but he.
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  Speaker 1: Got into his murdering it is.
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  Speaker 3: But wait, it was really interesting and anyway got involved
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  Speaker 3: in gay pornography and stuff, and he wasn't into it,
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  Speaker 3: but it was really lucrative for this isn't me And anyway,
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  Speaker 3: long story, sure, his life kind of unraveled and fell apart,
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  Speaker 3: like he had a wife who was pregnant stuff, and
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  Speaker 3: he was still doing all this escape pornography. But anyway,
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  Speaker 3: en is that killing this fella who wanted to have
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  Speaker 3: sex with him and then taking all his money. And
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  Speaker 3: so he gets arrested and sent a sentence to fifty
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  Speaker 3: years without parole, and at the very end of the program,
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  Speaker 3: they said, blah blah blah, and he's transitioned to a
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  Speaker 3: woman and now he's in a woman's That was the
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  Speaker 3: very last ten seconds.
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  Speaker 4: Of the of the show, and it was like, oh wow, okay,
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  Speaker 4: it's quite a story.
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  Speaker 1: Nothing wrong with that, No, nothing's wrong with that.
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  Speaker 5: That's good eating. I mean apart from the murder. That's
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  Speaker 5: the part that was wrong with it.
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  Speaker 3: Well, yeah, money and taking his money.
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  Speaker 1: It's not ideal money man.
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  Speaker 5: But yeah, if you wave to that guy, he gives
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  Speaker 5: you free chicken, gives you free but also he's just
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  Speaker 5: a nice fellow.
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  Speaker 4: Was that the guy that owns the thing on the corner? Yeah?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah yeah.
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  Speaker 5: What's your plan for the Magi's home alone this weekend?
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  Speaker 2: Well, I've had a bit of a shocker today because
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  Speaker 2: I've had a going away lunch for Jake. Oh yes, yes,
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  Speaker 2: we are going away lunch from somebody that work for
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  Speaker 2: us here and he's off. But me and Jake had
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  Speaker 2: two beers at lunch. Right, yeah, that's just ruined my day.
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  Speaker 2: Why because I just want to keep drinking? Oh right, gotcha, Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: I understand.
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  Speaker 5: But you're home alone this week home alone. You've been
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  Speaker 5: triggered and all you've got to do is build that
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  Speaker 5: trampoline which takes six drops.
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  Speaker 1: Well, I've actually booked him in for that.
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  Speaker 5: So why can't you just have Oh you're not on the.
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  Speaker 1: What Why can't I keep drinking?
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  Speaker 2: Well I could technically, but I've got to go around
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  Speaker 2: to a mateespace and watch the waz tonight. I don't
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  Speaker 2: want to ruin it by drinking. But I don't drink
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  Speaker 2: during the show. I don't think I've even had I don't.
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  Speaker 2: I've never had a beer during the show except the
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  Speaker 2: live show. Yeah, your keys that you're always on it.
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  Speaker 2: Fuck it now, by the way, you drink.
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  Speaker 1: Just to keep your hands and shove your hands from shaking.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, the delirium ts.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 5: I feel like in the compare like historically we are
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  Speaker 5: quite a well behaved show for the station.
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  Speaker 3: Yes, I mean I've been in shows previously that way,
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  Speaker 3: you know, a little more out there.
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  Speaker 1: In that exactly. You know what I met Jerry early Doors.
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  Speaker 4: Don't get me started on the A C. C. Well, yes,
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  Speaker 4: you know so, yeah, in the context, yes.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, do you ever get do you ever get to
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  Speaker 5: the point where you're like man keys steamed and he's
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  Speaker 5: on here?
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  Speaker 4: Yes? Yes, when a couple of times when you're when
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  Speaker 4: you're steamed on, are.
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  Speaker 2: Really genuinely worried, not worried, just just that you're embarrassed.
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  Speaker 2: But like, there was only I think that there was
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  Speaker 2: only one time, really a live show. Yeah, pretty pissed.
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  Speaker 5: Wasn't that the one?
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  Speaker 1: It was? Really? It was pretty early on down in Auckland?
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  Speaker 1: Was it down in Auckland?
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  Speaker 5: Remember it?
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  Speaker 1: I don't remember it there.
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  Speaker 2: But here you get a few on you and you
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  Speaker 2: get happy, You like me happy Chapman, Yeah I am.
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  Speaker 2: I get really happy and then I start smacking people
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  Speaker 2: over yeah for looking at me?
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  Speaker 5: Slowly the massage turn into head.
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  Speaker 2: I wondered, I couldn't tell you the last time I
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  Speaker 2: got into a fight. I mean, I've rolled a few dudes,
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  Speaker 2: but that's not really one way.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, a fight, you know, the other person has to
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  Speaker 3: have a chance.
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  Speaker 1: Wow, I mean none of the fights have you know.
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  Speaker 4: And if you dick them in your first punch, then
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  Speaker 4: you know it's not really a fighter.
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  Speaker 5: Out Should you organize a fight?
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  Speaker 1: Breakfast? There we go. We've got the next thing we'll
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  Speaker 1: do with them.
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  Speaker 5: First fight, first fight. But like, just so that you
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  Speaker 5: can say I was in a fight the other day. Yeah,
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  Speaker 5: you know what I mean, because it's been as the
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  Speaker 5: last time you got punched and the gats so hard
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  Speaker 5: you were winded. When I was in like intermediate, Yeah, yeah,
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  Speaker 5: it's good stuff.
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  Speaker 3: I was always amazed after because I got in a
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  Speaker 3: few fights when that score. But I was always amazed,
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  Speaker 3: you know when I left school and stuff that I
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  Speaker 3: never got.
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  Speaker 1: My head smacked, and you probably did, you just can't remember.
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  Speaker 3: Probably just yeah, woke up on the pavements, got heaps
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  Speaker 3: in the mashi though, right, But that's different.
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  Speaker 4: That wasn't like pecking a fight, that's a that's a CP.
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  Speaker 5: But like, how did you go from like being a
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  Speaker 5: tough little bastard to getting smacked over heaps of times
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  Speaker 5: in the mashi? I don't like what I tell you
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  Speaker 5: what it was.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, my upbringing, Yeah, all time primary tough.
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  Speaker 3: It toughened me up, actually, and I was we had
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  Speaker 3: the struck because it was predominantly a Maldi bas.
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  Speaker 2: I was just about to say, he's drawing on as
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  Speaker 2: sort of as as as Maldi fucker Pappa. Every time
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  Speaker 2: he sees it always feels like, I don't know, man,
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  Speaker 2: it feels like you're this is a bit of cultural
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  Speaker 2: appropriation that's going on here, especially for a guy that
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  Speaker 2: doesn't know how to say.
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  Speaker 5: Topal tapool's topal top Yeah, correct, and it means dark
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  Speaker 5: bottom because the lake is bottomless. Well, what were you picturing?
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  Speaker 1: Racial?
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  Speaker 5: What were you picturing, Jade?
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  Speaker 1: I don't want to I don't want to.
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  Speaker 3: Tell you all I was picturing when you said dark
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  Speaker 3: bottom if it in a brown ass were I haven't
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  Speaker 3: done poos today and it's actually coming on board now.
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  Speaker 1: I'm not doing it on the show.
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  Speaker 4: I was just putting it out there just to be
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  Speaker 4: a deck.
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  Speaker 5: No, we need this content for the show.
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  Speaker 4: You know why I put it in there because I
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  Speaker 4: like the word.
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  Speaker 5: Poos and I like putting it on the check.
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  Speaker 4: Should we have some chat chat today for the counter.
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  Speaker 5: Not poosman poos poos chat? Hey?
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  Speaker 3: What listen?
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  Speaker 5: Is the Big Show? Fortal seven Radio Hurdacky weekdays fort
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  Speaker 5: seven weekdays