Latest / We Don't Smoke the Same / #689 Saul Trujillo
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- 0:00Speaker 1: What up, and welcome back to another episode of the
- 0:02Speaker 1: We Don't Smoke the Same podcast. Thank you so much, everybody,
- 0:06Speaker 1: for patiently waiting. What is it? Man, I see you
- 0:09Speaker 1: fools in the chat room already fucking getting started, dog.
- 0:13Speaker 1: Don't even start, fool. Like, don't even start, dog. You're
- 0:16Speaker 1: talking about... Yeah, I'm about to fucking ban you already, dog.
- 0:21Speaker 1: Thank you so much, everybody, for patiently waiting, dog. Shout
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- 0:55Speaker 1: 4 a.m., dog. I know what time Tito gets up.
- 0:57Speaker 1: He's up before me, dog. He's up before me. Who's
- 1:00Speaker 1: at the beach when you wake up, dog? No, okay,
- 1:03Speaker 1: that's Flo. That's Flo, dog. Fucking Tito. Tito's up early
- 1:07Speaker 1: like that too? Tito is up early watching Mexicans work. Yeah,
- 1:11Speaker 1: like straight up, dog. I mean, he's the boss. You're
- 1:14Speaker 1: in bed by what, 7 p.m.? He's in bed by
- 1:16Speaker 1: like 1 a.m. It don't matter. He'll still get up
- 1:18Speaker 1: at 4. That's the crazy part. Now I understand why
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- 1:42Speaker 1: need an injury attorney like if you guys have been
- 1:45Speaker 1: injured at a job or your uncle has been injured
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- 1:50Speaker 1: and Gabriel and his firm of attorneys will make sure
- 1:55Speaker 1: you get compensated the right way. They've been posting up
- 1:58Speaker 1: some of these settlements. And every time I look at
- 1:59Speaker 1: these settlements, I'm like, damn. Have you seen the recent ones?
- 2:02Speaker 1: One of these settlements could fix me, dawg. I walk
- 2:05Speaker 1: into every store hoping I slip, dawg. Like, just, like, literally, dog.
- 2:10Speaker 1: I'm not a mom and pops, but, you know, like
- 2:12Speaker 1: a Walmart or a Pep Boys or something like that.
- 2:14Speaker 1: You know, like, I'd be running, dog. I'd be trying to,
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- 2:31Speaker 1: what's going on? The one and only XG. What's up?
- 2:34Speaker 1: What's up? What are you laughing at? He's on like
- 2:37Speaker 1: an angry baby mama.
- 2:39Speaker 2: Dude, I was going to say that one.
- 2:42Speaker 1: You got me there. Imagine if he's on with your
- 2:46Speaker 1: baby mama. God damn. He's coming in hot. You ain't
- 2:50Speaker 1: missing child support. He'll go pick it up. What's up, guys?
- 2:55Speaker 1: I'm fucking over this hot ass weather, dog. I can't
- 2:58Speaker 1: wait for winter. It is winter or what? Fall already? Nah, bro.
- 3:02Speaker 1: It's fucking way too hot, dog. Nitty looked good over
- 3:05Speaker 1: there in the fucking You look I was jealous. I
- 3:07Speaker 1: was jealous of both of you fuckers on vacation. I
- 3:09Speaker 1: was sitting at home in the heat. You see the
- 3:10Speaker 1: Chad GPT picture I sent him? Oh, you look fat.
- 3:12Speaker 1: You didn't send it to him? No. Why not? There
- 3:16Speaker 1: was this picture of you in the water, and then
- 3:19Speaker 1: I typed to my Chad GPT. I was like, make
- 3:21Speaker 1: him look like Doug Funny, that one time he couldn't
- 3:23Speaker 1: fit in the pool, and this shit fucking turned All right,
- 3:27Speaker 1: he's going to show it to you. Bro, way too fat. Oh,
- 3:31Speaker 1: that's amazing. Yo, send me that. That's amazing. That's my
- 3:33Speaker 1: profile picture. Oh, my God. That should be my profile picture.
- 3:36Speaker 1: We're friends.
- 3:37Speaker 2: Yeah, I know.
- 3:38Speaker 1: We're friends. We literally sit there and just make each
- 3:40Speaker 1: other fat, gay.
- 3:41Speaker 3: Double DJ Khaled over here, man.
- 3:43Speaker 1: Yeah. Thank you, Ray, for running the boards. Morning Shot Films.
- 3:46Speaker 1: Morning Real Podcast. Yo, yo. And also, let's welcome back
- 3:50Speaker 1: on the podcast, this guy is a favorite here on
- 3:52Speaker 1: the We Don't Smoke the Same Neighborhood. So make sure
- 3:54Speaker 1: you guys give it up to the one and only
- 3:55Speaker 1: Saul Trujillo. What up? Yes. This guy just skipped over me. Oh, wait,
- 4:00Speaker 1: did I skip over you? You did. I had such
- 4:03Speaker 1: a good line, too. I'm so sorry. No, no.
- 4:08Speaker 3: They just showed a fat picture of you, and then
- 4:10Speaker 3: they kept it moving. They kept it moving. Look how
- 4:13Speaker 3: fat Nitty.
- 4:13Speaker 1: Is, and then that's it. I didn't even get to
- 4:16Speaker 1: say welcome. By the way, back from his cottage, what
- 4:20Speaker 1: was it? Cottage, yes, sir. You were out there at
- 4:22Speaker 1: a cottage, and what's going on? Welcome back, Nitty.
- 4:26Speaker 4: Welcome back. All of you guys, thank you for being here.
- 4:28Speaker 4: Number one sleeveless podcast. I mean, the number one Mexican
- 4:31Speaker 4: podcast in the world. Thank you guys for being here.
- 4:37Speaker 1: Happy to be here. Welcome back, dawg. Thank you. I
- 4:41Speaker 1: want you to get your proper introductions, bro. I was like, sleeveless?
- 4:44Speaker 3: By the way, when did you start taking the Superman
- 4:47Speaker 3: fucking serum, dawg?
- 4:48Speaker 1: He just doesn't eat, bro. No, I just don't. He's
- 4:52Speaker 1: like a Jesus Christ bod.
- 4:53Speaker 5: Yeah!
- 4:57Speaker 3: I'm a little, I'm a little Christ fast, man.
- 5:02Speaker 6: I've been trying to get a workout with flow dog
- 5:04Speaker 6: at the beach and shit.
- 5:05Speaker 1: It, it changes it. I don't know, but they're saying
- 5:09Speaker 1: the video is not playing on YouTube. Just look at it. Yeah. Yeah.
- 5:14Speaker 1: Jesus Christ body. I don't know. I mean, your mom's
- 5:16Speaker 1: a virgin. You dirty motherfucker, bro. What are you thinking?
- 5:22Speaker 1: I'm saying, who's this dad you all were talking about?
- 5:25Speaker 1: I was like, ain't no way. We're all Mexican. Come on.
- 5:30Speaker 1: Ain't no way. Ain't no way, bro. Ain't no way, bro.
- 5:34Speaker 1: What do you mean? I didn't say she got to count, but...
- 5:38Speaker 1: It's good to be back, bro. I fucking... I love
- 5:40Speaker 1: this podcast. It's so much fun, bro. So much fun.
- 5:43Speaker 3: It's not even fucking 10 a.m. and it's already smoky, dog.
- 5:47Speaker 3: It's a fucking jungle in here and.
- 5:48Speaker 1: I love it. Dude, waking up and fucking smoking this early, though, man,
- 5:53Speaker 1: like that shit, you know, it does... That's changed the
- 5:56Speaker 1: pace of your day. 100%.
- 5:57Speaker 2: Yeah, I know.
- 5:57Speaker 7: My whole day is fucked.
- 5:59Speaker 1: That's all right. But we're on the podcast, though.
- 6:01Speaker 3: Am I going to take an unnecessary nap after this?
- 6:04Speaker 4: My favorite thing to do after the pod is an
- 6:06Speaker 4: unnecessary tacos and an unnecessary nap.
- 6:08Speaker 1: Done. You hit the tacos after?
- 6:11Speaker 4: Avenue 26, if you want to go eat after.
- 6:13Speaker 1: You guys go eat and then just sleep, dog. Don't
- 6:15Speaker 1: do that to me, dog. We'll go. Don't do that
- 6:16Speaker 1: to me, dog. Have you been there, the 24-hour taco spot?
- 6:18Speaker 1: It's not about being a 24-hour taco spot. I'm trying
- 6:20Speaker 1: to be good, bro. Try to be good.
- 6:22Speaker 3: I'm going back and forth on whether or not I
- 6:23Speaker 3: want to take GOP ones.
- 6:24Speaker 2: You know what I mean?
- 6:25Speaker 1: I'm pretty close. Have you ever taken one?
- 6:27Speaker 3: No. Everyone's taking Trizepatize now, so I'm like, all right, maybe.
- 6:31Speaker 1: I don't know. I'm going to give.
- 6:35Speaker 7: Myself to the end of the year. If I don't
- 6:37Speaker 7: get it, I'm going to lock in.
- 6:38Speaker 1: Do you think you could do without it? I don't know.
- 6:40Speaker 1: How much have you lost without it? You can do
- 6:42Speaker 1: it without it.
- 6:43Speaker 3: Well, during the pandemic when everybody was all crying, that's
- 6:46Speaker 3: when I lost the majority of the bulk of the
- 6:49Speaker 3: first 100 pounds.
- 6:49Speaker 1: Hell yeah.
- 6:50Speaker 7: But then like now, you have free will. Everything's open.
- 6:53Speaker 1: You know?
- 6:54Speaker 7: Like I got nothing to prove to anybody.
- 6:55Speaker 1: Yeah. So, except for myself. Yeah, yeah, yeah. The most important. Yeah,
- 6:59Speaker 1: the most important.
- 7:00Speaker 3: But now, all these GOP ones are fucking, they're like
- 7:02Speaker 3: good now. They're like, all the side effects are coming
- 7:04Speaker 3: down and I'm seeing people use it now.
- 7:05Speaker 1: So, I don't know. Maybe. I might get the little
- 7:07Speaker 1: cheat drug. You know what? One thing I'll be careful.
- 7:09Speaker 6: People don't tell you their side effects yeah no one
- 7:12Speaker 6: thing no you're not gonna tell people oh yeah i
- 7:14Speaker 6: took ozempic and my dick don't get hard no more
- 7:16Speaker 6: no people lie about their shit dog so you're saying
- 7:19Speaker 6: like oh they're not getting the symptoms anymore they might
- 7:21Speaker 6: not get them as bad or they're hiding them or
- 7:23Speaker 6: they just don't talk about them i wouldn't talk about
- 7:25Speaker 6: them dude if i decided to do some type of
- 7:28Speaker 6: roids i wouldn't sit there and be like bro yesterday
- 7:30Speaker 6: i hit my lady The side effects.
- 7:36Speaker 7: If GLP-1 starts making me hit my lady, then I'll
- 7:38Speaker 7: probably stop.
- 7:38Speaker 1: You know what I mean?
- 7:39Speaker 7: I think she wants me fat and not hitting her.
- 7:43Speaker 1: This bitch all talking back. Don't make me go take this.
- 7:45Speaker 3: I'll take Ozempic right now if you don't shut your mouth.
- 7:47Speaker 1: Wait till the GLP-2s or 3s come out. I don't
- 7:49Speaker 1: think GLPs give you that fucking side effect like steroids
- 7:52Speaker 1: or peptides. No, it's other shit.
- 7:54Speaker 4: It's like your liver is the size of a quarter now.
- 7:57Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. It can't. Or like detoxify anymore.
- 8:01Speaker 3: Bro, I got all high the other night and found
- 8:03Speaker 3: out where they even fucking found that shit. It's from
- 8:06Speaker 3: the saliva of a lizard called the gila monster.
- 8:08Speaker 1: Gila monster, yup.
- 8:09Speaker 7: And then- What is this?
- 8:10Speaker 3: The saliva, the GLP-1, how they found out how to
- 8:13Speaker 3: make it. It's from the saliva of like.
- 8:15Speaker 1: A lizard, a gila monster. Where's this lizard from? Just
- 8:18Speaker 1: a predator. You've seen them. It's like, I think they're
- 8:21Speaker 1: like from Africa. They got that blue tongue. They spit.
- 8:24Speaker 1: Their spit causes their fucking prey. So here's what it is.
- 8:27Speaker 1: So it- It freezes. So when it bites someone, it
- 8:31Speaker 1: kind of makes them paralyzed. So that's what it does
- 8:33Speaker 1: to your stomach.
- 8:34Speaker 6: It really numbs it out. It tells you it ain't
- 8:36Speaker 6: hungry when it is. It's just numbing your stomach out.
- 8:38Speaker 6: Those cravings, it's what it's doing. It's numbing the cravings out.
- 8:41Speaker 1: That's all it's doing. Look at this shit. You're putting
- 8:44Speaker 1: this thing's fucking venom inside of you, technically.
- 8:47Speaker 4: Obviously, it's a very small percentage. I just watched that
- 8:50Speaker 4: South Park episode, the Ozempic episode.
- 8:52Speaker 1: I haven't seen that shit. It's so good.
- 8:54Speaker 4: But the way they say it is the way South
- 8:56Speaker 4: Park claims it's they're creating it in India. Because remember
- 8:59Speaker 4: all the sugar monsters come to India and kill everybody?
- 9:02Speaker 1: Yeah. Because they're like, they're over it. So I thought
- 9:04Speaker 1: the whole time India was doing something weird.
- 9:06Speaker 3: No, but I'm thinking like Bison's going to get on
- 9:08Speaker 3: it right here in the fashion district.
- 9:09Speaker 1: You know how they're already fucking selling turtles?
- 9:11Speaker 3: Bitch, that Gila monster.
- 9:12Speaker 1: Get that shit straight from the stores.
- 9:14Speaker 3: Because now in my head, there's going to be like
- 9:16Speaker 3: hella lizards in a factory. And they're just squeezing the
- 9:20Speaker 3: Gila monster juice out of there.
- 9:22Speaker 1: That's the fucking problem with all these shortcuts, bro. They
- 9:24Speaker 1: come with a cost, bro. And at the end of
- 9:26Speaker 1: the day, that shit fucking... It's like, you know, imagine
- 9:29Speaker 1: being the generation like maybe 30 years from now where
- 9:32Speaker 1: you didn't really have to give a fuck about recycling.
- 9:33Speaker 1: You know? Or, like, fucking watering your lawn at 2 p.m.
- 9:39Speaker 1: when it's fucking hot as fuck outside. Like, imagine being
- 9:41Speaker 1: in the 80s or, like, 70s, but you really didn't
- 9:43Speaker 1: have to give a shit. Like, now when you're seeing
- 9:45Speaker 1: the effects and shit, when you're just like, I don't know, bro,
- 9:49Speaker 1: maybe Al Gore was right about some shit, talking about
- 9:51Speaker 1: this shit's going to overheat, or that black guy that
- 9:53Speaker 1: looks like Cleveland Brown that's a scientist.
- 9:55Speaker 4: You think guys don't love it from back in the
- 9:58Speaker 4: day when they used to hit their wives and kids
- 9:59Speaker 4: and everything? was just normal and they had kids and
- 10:01Speaker 4: they stayed together you know what i mean.
- 10:03Speaker 3: Yeah that was all the normal things they'd actually be
- 10:05Speaker 3: like did you hit your wife today no.
- 10:06Speaker 4: You should get on it you know the side effects
- 10:08Speaker 4: of not hitting your wife you know there was a
- 10:11Speaker 4: law where you couldn't hit your wife past 8.
- 10:13Speaker 1: P.m Look this shit up. This is real. That was
- 10:18Speaker 1: a law because, dude, it's after dark.
- 10:21Speaker 4: Yeah, beating your wife at nighttime sounds kind of evil,
- 10:23Speaker 4: but beating her in the daytime is like a.
- 10:26Speaker 1: Corrective behavior. Imagine that.
- 10:29Speaker 3: The piece of shit he's like, he's looking at this
- 10:33Speaker 3: like 755. Oh, I got to get home real quick.
- 10:35Speaker 3: I got five minutes to let.
- 10:37Speaker 1: This bitch know. Wait outside. That was a real thing though.
- 10:44Speaker 1: Like the whole time, the whole certain times you can
- 10:46Speaker 1: hit your wife. Yeah. That was a real thing. Jesus Christ, bro. Yeah,
- 10:49Speaker 1: that was a real fucking thing. It was a real
- 10:51Speaker 1: law where it's like you can't hit your wife from
- 10:53Speaker 1: like 7 or something to like 6 a.m. and then
- 10:56Speaker 1: like it's free game or something. And it used to
- 10:58Speaker 1: be a corrective thing. Yeah. He hit her in the day, dog. No,
- 11:04Speaker 1: he used to follow the same thing. The hating your
- 11:08Speaker 1: wife thing used to follow the same as the parking signs.
- 11:10Speaker 1: You know what I mean? You have the same times
- 11:11Speaker 1: as where you can park on the street. Yeah, yeah.
- 11:13Speaker 3: But then you're looking at all the signs. I don't
- 11:15Speaker 3: know if I can't hit my wife here. Can I
- 11:17Speaker 3: hit my wife here? You take a picture for Chad GPT.
- 11:20Speaker 1: Can I hit my wife here? It goes, yeah, you
- 11:25Speaker 1: can hit your wife here. Thanks, Chad GPT. You should
- 11:29Speaker 1: make those videos like you see on TikTok. It was like,
- 11:31Speaker 1: is this mushroom edible? Can I hit my wife here? No,
- 11:35Speaker 1: you cannot because you are going to go to prison.
- 11:39Speaker 1: You're in Canada. If it is not the time to
- 11:42Speaker 1: hit her, am I getting a citation or am I
- 11:43Speaker 1: getting arrested? Her wife gets to come hit you. God
- 11:47Speaker 1: damn it, man. Yeah, all these fucking rules. But yet the...
- 11:53Speaker 1: I don't know, man. Has anybody taken GOP1 here? I
- 11:57Speaker 1: don't feel like neither of you. None of you. You've
- 12:00Speaker 1: all done it old school.
- 12:02Speaker 6: We need a lie detector test for Ezone. This was
- 12:05Speaker 6: killing it.
- 12:05Speaker 1: This was killing it. I see him every day. Hold on,
- 12:07Speaker 1: hold on. I believe. Hold on, hold on. I fucking...
- 12:10Speaker 1: I'm willing to do a lie detector test. You earned it.
- 12:13Speaker 1: But thankfully, look, the reason I'm saying this is because
- 12:16Speaker 1: Ray was helping me understand my fucking blood panel yesterday.
- 12:18Speaker 1: And it turns out... I'm as healthy as you can
- 12:22Speaker 1: be for my fucking age. That's right. Let's go. Cholesterol,
- 12:26Speaker 1: no diabetes, no fucking nothing. And best of all, no
- 12:30Speaker 1: fucking herpes. Which brings me to my- That means one
- 12:42Speaker 1: out of y'all have it, not me. I don't have herpes.
- 12:45Speaker 1: You don't know? When's the last time you got a
- 12:46Speaker 1: blood panel? Nah, it's been a while. I got a
- 12:50Speaker 1: blood panel recently. Take a herpes test, dog. Get a
- 12:52Speaker 1: blood panel. Flex your results, dog.
- 12:54Speaker 4: I would love to get all my blood tested.
- 12:56Speaker 1: I'll place my results. It's an ongoing herpes thing we
- 12:58Speaker 1: have here where it's just like, I honestly tell them,
- 13:01Speaker 1: I was like, it's more powerful. I was HPV once,
- 13:03Speaker 1: but that was a long time ago.
- 13:06Speaker 7: I feel like everybody gets HPV once a long time ago.
- 13:09Speaker 1: Yeah, Doc, but like... He's going to pay his doctor.
- 13:11Speaker 4: He's like, cross off GLP and HPV and print it
- 13:15Speaker 4: out for me.
- 13:16Speaker 1: Engage. Take out the gay one, too. I'm saying, Doc,
- 13:21Speaker 1: when's the last time you got a blow panel, Xavier?
- 13:23Speaker 1: I feel for Mexican, bro. I barely go to the doctor.
- 13:26Speaker 1: The only reason I got dental.
- 13:27Speaker 6: Work was because some dentist came on tinfoil hat and
- 13:30Speaker 6: literally promoted my shit.
- 13:31Speaker 1: You got to stop with that old Mexican shit. You
- 13:33Speaker 1: got to go to the doctor, bro. You really got
- 13:34Speaker 1: to go to the doctor. I'm the healthiest by looks
- 13:37Speaker 1: of it. It looks like I don't need to go
- 13:39Speaker 1: nowhere compared to you motherfuckers. Looks mean nothing, bro.
- 13:41Speaker 6: I would just call Jesus and y'all want to tell
- 13:44Speaker 6: me to go to the doctor.
- 13:45Speaker 1: They give you a whole fucking rundown as when you
- 13:48Speaker 1: get a blood panel, a whole rundown of where you're
- 13:51Speaker 1: at testosterone-wise. your cholesterol and all this stuff and sometimes
- 13:55Speaker 1: it's good to fucking know that because like for example
- 13:57Speaker 1: like me like my family my dad's side and my
- 13:59Speaker 1: mom's side they both have diabetes right and a lot
- 14:01Speaker 1: of fools have it a lot like and i had
- 14:03Speaker 1: to mention that shit to my doctor she was like
- 14:04Speaker 1: honestly for like somebody that like has that shit in
- 14:07Speaker 1: their family running it were like you are like fucking
- 14:09Speaker 1: way below the fucking even pre-diabetic level and i was
- 14:11Speaker 1: like Fuck yeah. Like I was, she's like, this is
- 14:14Speaker 1: like some really good fuck. Yeah. You work out and
- 14:16Speaker 1: you run every day. But it's like, it's like, you
- 14:17Speaker 1: don't know these things. And then like, now it's like, fuck. Okay, cool. The, the, the, the,
- 14:21Speaker 1: the motion I got going now is going to be
- 14:24Speaker 1: working for you. So it's like, it helps. I'm saying
- 14:26Speaker 1: it helps you. It helps you keep on track. But
- 14:28Speaker 1: the thing about now is like, now me knowing that
- 14:31Speaker 1: I can easily, easily fucking go to like, now you
- 14:33Speaker 1: mentioned in GOPs, I can easily go to the homie
- 14:36Speaker 1: that fucking is, is, is selling non-compound, non-ingredients that are
- 14:40Speaker 1: compounded fucking peptides and and fucking get good recovery, dog.
- 14:43Speaker 6: You just heard you're super healthy, and you're going to
- 14:45Speaker 6: sit there and put chemicals inside you, bro.
- 14:47Speaker 1: That's how you're going to end up with some type
- 14:48Speaker 1: of cancer, bro.
- 14:49Speaker 3: But that's the conspiracy theory, though, is that a lot
- 14:51Speaker 3: of celebrities, even though they're healthy, are taking low micro
- 14:55Speaker 3: doses of GLP-1 because it's doing reverse effects on their liver.
- 14:59Speaker 1: That's a conspiracy theory right now. Yeah, but that's celebrity shit.
- 15:02Speaker 1: And you're supposed to take anything that you take. Like,
- 15:05Speaker 1: for example, whatever I'm going to get, I have to
- 15:08Speaker 1: run it by my doctor and be like, look, this
- 15:09Speaker 1: is what the ingredients are. She's going to do her
- 15:11Speaker 1: research and then hit me back. Then why not ask
- 15:13Speaker 1: your doctor for the peptides? That's why I'm going to ask.
- 15:14Speaker 1: I'm taking the peptides because they're not allowed to sell
- 15:16Speaker 1: you peptides, dog. I know what yours is going to say.
- 15:19Speaker 1: High potassium. Been eating a lot of banana lately.
- 15:25Speaker 3: Doesn't even take the peel off, son of a bitch.
- 15:32Speaker 1: We're just talking about his wife. We're talking about white girls.
- 15:34Speaker 3: I thought it was a gay joke.
- 15:38Speaker 1: That's a peeled banana.
- 15:39Speaker 6: These motherfuckers call white girls bananas because they age horribly,
- 15:42Speaker 6: so fuck them.
- 15:43Speaker 1: I know you got a white girl. I have the
- 15:45Speaker 1: banana joke. I like my bananas broke. Xavier is telling
- 15:53Speaker 1: us about that. Don't turn brown. Don't turn brown. Wait, wait, wait.
- 15:56Speaker 1: I'm about to make you into banana bread soon.
- 15:59Speaker 7: I would never fuck your girl, but I'd fuck your aunt.
- 16:01Speaker 1: You know what I mean?
- 16:02Speaker 7: I would fuck your aunt.
- 16:03Speaker 5: 100%.
- 16:03Speaker 7: I don't know.
- 16:07Speaker 1: It's a thing, man. I have a thing for that.
- 16:09Speaker 1: I don't know what it is.
- 16:09Speaker 7: Ever since I was like, this old bitch right here.
- 16:11Speaker 1: I don't know what it is. You like what you like, buddy? Yeah,
- 16:15Speaker 1: I really do. My lady knows, too.
- 16:17Speaker 3: She's like, she'll let me hang out with, like, the
- 16:19Speaker 3: baddest bitch, knowing I won't do anything, but, like, an.
- 16:21Speaker 1: Old, like, oatmeal cookie-looking bitch. She's like, mm-mm. Dude, there's...
- 16:27Speaker 1: Nothing's better than fucking an old lady and then homemade
- 16:31Speaker 1: fucking cookies, dog.
- 16:31Speaker 2: The best, dude.
- 16:33Speaker 1: I'm out here. None better, bro. None better. You might
- 16:35Speaker 1: get a caldo recipe out of it, fool. And you
- 16:36Speaker 1: can bust inside it. No worries, bro. She ain't getting pregnant, bro.
- 16:39Speaker 1: You can bust inside it. She ain't getting pregnant, bro.
- 16:42Speaker 1: This bitch got hysterectomy. You ever had a bono senora
- 16:44Speaker 1: like that? Huh? You ever had a bono senora like that?
- 16:46Speaker 1: Not that old, bro. That you didn't have to like...
- 16:48Speaker 1: What's the oldest you guys ever fucked? Huh? What's the
- 16:50Speaker 1: oldest you ever fucked? 49. Well, now... Huh? 49? Let's go. No, no, no. No, no.
- 16:55Speaker 1: She didn't even look 49, dog. How old were you
- 16:57Speaker 1: when she was 49? I was like 29. He said 12.
- 16:58Speaker 1: Two fucking 12. I was like, 12? What? Like you
- 17:00Speaker 1: were in grade school. Was I 38? No, I was
- 17:02Speaker 1: like 29, I believe.
- 17:03Speaker 8: Okay.
- 17:03Speaker 1: Yeah, I was like in my late 20s. I was 19.
- 17:13Speaker 1: I did like a 50-year-old. Let's go, dog. That's what
- 17:16Speaker 1: I'm talking about, Nitty. Nitty getting gritty, baby. I love it.
- 17:21Speaker 4: Me and a bunch of friends were at a club,
- 17:23Speaker 4: and then there was a bachelor party, but they were
- 17:25Speaker 4: all old ladies.
- 17:25Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 17:26Speaker 1: I went back. They were pretty hot. Yeah, some people
- 17:30Speaker 1: at that age, they take care of themselves, and they
- 17:31Speaker 1: get their tits done, you know?
- 17:34Speaker 3: Bro, when I was heavy on the road, I didn't
- 17:35Speaker 3: give a fuck. I downed this bitch. She looked like
- 17:38Speaker 3: a heel in wrestling.
- 17:39Speaker 1: You know what I mean? She looked like a bad
- 17:41Speaker 1: guy wrestler. And then she sucked my dick. Like the
- 17:44Speaker 1: big show? Yeah, yeah. The big show was sucking my
- 17:46Speaker 1: dick in the back of a truck. Well, you about
- 17:49Speaker 1: to come now. Yeah, I didn't give a fuck. This
- 17:55Speaker 1: was in Montana.
- 17:56Speaker 2: I remember her.
- 17:57Speaker 1: I remember how she looked and everything. Yeah, on the road.
- 17:59Speaker 1: That sounds like a Montana bill. Yeah, bro, like, you
- 18:04Speaker 1: don't see those kind of bills out here too much, dog.
- 18:07Speaker 1: She's out here giving me a dome and an F-150, fool.
- 18:09Speaker 1: In the head. Yeah, I don't remember how old she was,
- 18:14Speaker 1: but she was old. Hell yeah. She was old, yeah.
- 18:17Speaker 3: Nobody else, huh?
- 18:18Speaker 1: Oldest you. There's some fools that have, like, fools are
- 18:20Speaker 1: into different shit. Like, it trips me out. Like, one
- 18:22Speaker 1: of my gym trainers, this fool's, like, jacked. Fool, this
- 18:25Speaker 1: fool's into big bitches, dog. Opposites attract. Like, I'm talking
- 18:29Speaker 1: about that this fool, he loves a fucking torta, dog.
- 18:33Speaker 1: And I'm just like, dog, you could get decent-looking bitches.
- 18:37Speaker 1: You work hard on your body and shit.
- 18:38Speaker 3: There are guys who like tortas, but there are guys
- 18:41Speaker 3: who just get tortas.
- 18:43Speaker 1: You could get something else. That's what I'm saying. Tortas
- 18:45Speaker 1: are overvalued right now. A little bit.
- 18:47Speaker 7: They got a lot of confidence right now.
- 18:49Speaker 1: It's kind of gross.
- 18:50Speaker 3: Torta confidence is at an all-time level, and it's disgusting.
- 18:53Speaker 1: We thought it was over. They're the Bitcoin of money
- 18:57Speaker 1: right now. What's crazy is I thought it was going
- 18:59Speaker 1: to die with Lizzo. You know? Yeah, but it actually
- 19:02Speaker 1: went up.
- 19:03Speaker 3: You made it sound like she was going to die herself.
- 19:05Speaker 3: I thought as soon as she died, the rest of
- 19:06Speaker 3: them would be like, oh, we got to get her
- 19:08Speaker 3: shit together.
- 19:08Speaker 1: She got tired of being a torta, dog. Yeah, she did.
- 19:10Speaker 1: She got to lie together. I thought all the bitches
- 19:12Speaker 1: that she lied to were going to be like, all right, well,
- 19:14Speaker 1: I guess we got to go to the gym, too.
- 19:15Speaker 1: She was big, though. Nah, it's cool. We're cool. She
- 19:17Speaker 1: took like GLP 4.5. The thing is, Lizzo could have
- 19:22Speaker 1: got it. Lizzo, I mean... You would have gave it
- 19:24Speaker 1: to Lizzo? 100%. What are you talking about? You see
- 19:29Speaker 1: how she plays that flute? What do you mean? You
- 19:33Speaker 1: taking Lizzo down the nitty? I can't. No, right?
- 19:35Speaker 2: I can't.
- 19:36Speaker 1: Not even for the career? Like, not even for your career,
- 19:38Speaker 1: because you're taking Lizzo as a comedian. What about Lizzo now?
- 19:41Speaker 1: You can say almost anything, You can say the N-word
- 19:45Speaker 1: if you want.
- 19:46Speaker 4: If smashing Lizzo, I would just keep like, you know
- 19:48Speaker 4: when someone's not having a good time when you're hanging out,
- 19:50Speaker 4: they just go like.
- 19:54Speaker 1: I'd be sighing while I'm smashing Lizzo. Honestly, it could
- 19:56Speaker 1: be like me fucking Lizzo. Then she'd be like, I'm Lizzo. Oh, fuck,
- 19:59Speaker 1: you're Lizzo?
- 20:00Speaker 7: I thought you were just some black chick.
- 20:02Speaker 1: I just found out she was Lizzo. Disgusting. Whoa, easy, Bella. Easy, fella.
- 20:08Speaker 1: All right.
- 20:09Speaker 4: If you're allowed to like what you like, you're allowed
- 20:10Speaker 4: to dislike what you dislike.
- 20:11Speaker 1: You're allowed to see what I'm eating. Have you seen
- 20:14Speaker 1: her now, though? No, I don't want to. She looks
- 20:17Speaker 1: like a whole different version. She lost all her weight.
- 20:19Speaker 1: She lost all her weight. Like bro, I'm talking about
- 20:24Speaker 1: the photo shoot she did before. Like now it's like,
- 20:27Speaker 1: all right, you can, you gotta take these. Like before,
- 20:31Speaker 1: like before it's just like, dude, she just lost some
- 20:34Speaker 1: of her lettuce. That's like, that's like a lot of
- 20:38Speaker 1: fucking weight compared to how as fat as that bitch was.
- 20:40Speaker 1: A couple of pieces of chicharron dropped off too. You know, okay,
- 20:44Speaker 1: but you know what the fucked up part was?
- 20:46Speaker 6: She was telling fat bitches it's cool to be fat
- 20:48Speaker 6: and she has trainers. She has money to lose the weight.
- 20:52Speaker 6: These people she told to don't.
- 20:54Speaker 5: Yeah.
- 20:55Speaker 6: That's the fucked up part is now that she don't
- 20:56Speaker 6: want to be fat, it's easy for her to get
- 20:58Speaker 6: a personal chef. Get a weight trainer Just do however
- 21:03Speaker 6: she wants And it's fucked up for every other fat
- 21:05Speaker 6: person Who's like thank you for telling me I'm big.
- 21:07Speaker 1: And beautiful Honestly no it's not They were gonna be
- 21:10Speaker 1: fat anyways But like they ate a little extra bro
- 21:12Speaker 1: When they heard Lizzo they ordered extra fries Extra large
- 21:16Speaker 1: drink bro.
- 21:17Speaker 2: I gotta agree with Xavier on this.
- 21:18Speaker 1: Yeah she fucked it up She didn't help the cause
- 21:21Speaker 1: bro She fucked it up dog but at the end
- 21:22Speaker 1: of the day though bro Like your body is your
- 21:24Speaker 1: responsibility And the first step is by fucking stop putting
- 21:27Speaker 1: shit in here bro Like, stop fucking shoving food in
- 21:30Speaker 1: your mouth. And I promise you, dog, no matter how fucking,
- 21:33Speaker 1: how dope Lizzo looks, if you stop putting shit in
- 21:36Speaker 1: your mouth, I promise you, you're not going to get
- 21:38Speaker 1: as big, dog. They eat because they're sad. They're sad
- 21:41Speaker 1: because they're fat. And they're fat because they eat. And
- 21:44Speaker 1: they're fat because they're fat. And they're gross. It's what
- 21:46Speaker 1: it is, man. It's a cycle. It's a cycle. Yeah, man.
- 21:50Speaker 3: The problem with Lizzo is not that she was, like, portraying, like,
- 21:53Speaker 3: positivity as being big.
- 21:55Speaker 1: Body positive. Body positive.
- 21:56Speaker 3: It's her, like, Just because it's a dangerous lifestyle. Because
- 22:01Speaker 3: you still got to recognize that you're still... All that shit, hypertension, diabetes,
- 22:04Speaker 3: all that comes with it. So sure, from a social standpoint.
- 22:08Speaker 1: It's good to be happy. But you're a fat bitch still.
- 22:10Speaker 1: I'm a fat bitch. I'm fat. In her regular... Not
- 22:14Speaker 1: even on the show. In her regular life, she would
- 22:16Speaker 1: always think, is it cake? Yeah. 100%. For sure. Yeah.
- 22:23Speaker 3: Like, if you're really, like, especially Mexican or black, and
- 22:27Speaker 3: you're 300 pounds, if you're not admitting that you're three diabetic,
- 22:31Speaker 3: you're a fucking liar.
- 22:32Speaker 1: And here's the thing, too. You're a liar.
- 22:33Speaker 5: Yeah.
- 22:34Speaker 1: And here's the thing, too. Obviously... If you're a fat bitch, okay,
- 22:38Speaker 1: that's fine. Be a fat bitch and be nice.
- 22:40Speaker 6: But she was telling fat bitches to be bad bitches
- 22:42Speaker 6: and walk around like they fucking deserve everything in the world.
- 22:45Speaker 1: That part was crazy. That was where I'm like, no, bitch.
- 22:48Speaker 1: You're just a fat bitch. She's like, walk it, bitch.
- 22:50Speaker 1: Earn it. Own it. You're a bad bitch, bitch. No,
- 22:52Speaker 1: you're not. Be a fat, nice bitch and you might
- 22:55Speaker 1: go longer. Hold on.
- 22:57Speaker 4: We keep saying fat bitches and the thing is we
- 22:58Speaker 4: don't say fat dudes because men tell each other they're fat.
- 23:02Speaker 1: We don't live this lie. But here's the thing, though, bro. But, like,
- 23:07Speaker 1: that's also fucked up, bro. Like, men cannot normalize being
- 23:09Speaker 1: fucking fat as well, bro. Like, that's one thing, like,
- 23:11Speaker 1: I feel like in the Latino community, we fucking, like,
- 23:14Speaker 1: became comfortable with just being fat, dog. And, like, honestly,
- 23:17Speaker 1: when you look at, like, where you come from and
- 23:19Speaker 1: you look at all those pictures of, like, our ancestors,
- 23:21Speaker 1: you're like, fool, these fools are jacked. Obviously, McDonald's and
- 23:24Speaker 1: shit wasn't around, but at the end of the day,
- 23:25Speaker 1: you decide what you put in your body and what
- 23:27Speaker 1: you want to do. So, like, when you look at, like,
- 23:29Speaker 1: the lineage we come from, it's like you can fucking
- 23:31Speaker 1: see what you can reach, right? But it's like, dog,
- 23:33Speaker 1: we normalize being fucking fat, having titties, and fucking like
- 23:37Speaker 1: just- We.
- 23:37Speaker 7: Don't got to put manteca on everything, fool.
- 23:39Speaker 1: Yeah, that's what I'm saying. We don't got to fucking
- 23:40Speaker 1: put tajin on everything. We do. We don't got to
- 23:43Speaker 1: put mayonnaise on everything. Chamoy and shit, bro. It's there, bro.
- 23:47Speaker 1: But we do. But we do, bro. The shit that
- 23:51Speaker 1: comes up in my algorithm is snacks.
- 23:53Speaker 3: The shit in Mexico City, they're like, all right, I'm
- 23:55Speaker 3: going to put the fucking bread, a tamale inside of
- 23:58Speaker 3: a thing, and then I'm going to put fucking stock
- 24:00Speaker 3: on it, mayonnaise and shit on.
- 24:01Speaker 1: Top of it. What the fuck is this shit, man?
- 24:02Speaker 1: Half the stuff that includes in our diet, dog, because
- 24:05Speaker 1: if you really think about it, the traditional Mexican diet-
- 24:09Speaker 1: It can work for you in so many ways, dog.
- 24:11Speaker 1: It literally has, when you cut the carbs out, a
- 24:14Speaker 1: majority of it consists of proteins and fucking other, like
- 24:18Speaker 1: literally proteins and some greens, dog. But a majority of
- 24:21Speaker 1: it is protein, whether it's eggs, fucking like, you know, meat, chicken.
- 24:25Speaker 1: A lot of our foods have that. Beans. You can
- 24:29Speaker 1: have beans, but don't fucking. Don't put a bunch of
- 24:31Speaker 1: crema and all this shit on there. You don't have
- 24:33Speaker 1: to keep refrying it. First of all, don't double tortilla
- 24:35Speaker 1: that bitch. The double tortilla. Let's start with that. How
- 24:41Speaker 1: big of a thing? A little one? It doesn't matter.
- 24:43Speaker 1: You don't need a double tortilla. But sometimes to make
- 24:46Speaker 1: it longer. Fat guy talking right here, dog. No. He's mad.
- 24:49Speaker 1: He's going to take away the double tortilla.
- 24:50Speaker 2: It's because it breaks easily.
- 24:52Speaker 1: It breaks easily. Eat it faster. Eat it faster. It
- 24:55Speaker 1: breaks because they're getting soggy.
- 24:56Speaker 2: You're not supposed to eat your food fast.
- 24:58Speaker 1: I agree.
- 24:58Speaker 4: I agree with him on some things, but also he's
- 25:00Speaker 4: to the extreme. He'll go to a ramen spot, take
- 25:02Speaker 4: two sips, and take the rest to go.
- 25:04Speaker 1: Will you? Yes, he did that.
- 25:06Speaker 6: This fool went to Ron with me in Vegas and
- 25:08Speaker 6: I was super hungover. I had partied the last night.
- 25:10Speaker 6: I did order ramen and I just couldn't put it down.
- 25:13Speaker 6: So this fool ordered to go because I always get
- 25:15Speaker 6: a fucking microwave in my hotel because I know I
- 25:17Speaker 6: can never fucking.
- 25:18Speaker 1: Not only that, he slurps so loud when he drinks
- 25:20Speaker 1: his soup. This guy took two slurps.
- 25:24Speaker 3: That's like a Japanese, like if you slurp hella loud,
- 25:28Speaker 3: it means that you're having a good time.
- 25:29Speaker 1: Yeah, but he don't know that. I'm trying to back
- 25:31Speaker 1: him up. I'm trying to have back access. For a fact,
- 25:34Speaker 1: Xavier's not cultured in that way. I'm trying to give
- 25:36Speaker 1: him culture. I mean, actually, his legs were swinging at
- 25:38Speaker 1: the table.
- 25:38Speaker 3: I was like, don't ever give him that much credit
- 25:40Speaker 3: because he's not that cultured.
- 25:42Speaker 1: I'm being very quiet. You slurper too loud. This fool
- 25:46Speaker 1: is close to asking for tapatio at the fucking ramen spot, dog.
- 25:50Speaker 1: Fucking uncultured as fuck, dog. All right, well, wait up,
- 25:53Speaker 1: wait up, wait up. So slurping loud is a thing, though? Yeah.
- 25:58Speaker 1: It's a compliment in Japanese ramen houses where like- Really? Yeah,
- 26:01Speaker 1: like whenever you go to an actual ramen house and
- 26:03Speaker 1: all they do is ramen, like all you hear is- Like,
- 26:06Speaker 1: if people are just eating like that.
- 26:07Speaker 3: So, like, the Japanese fools are probably like, man, this
- 26:10Speaker 3: guy really likes to fuck. But everybody else is like,
- 26:12Speaker 3: shut up, ex.
- 26:15Speaker 1: This guy's fresco as fuck. This guy's been to Japan.
- 26:19Speaker 1: Fools all hungry. Ego can't even leave America. Poor fucking ex.
- 26:28Speaker 1: What is it? Somebody also said they're like, you're talking
- 26:30Speaker 1: about Aztec lineage. It's like, look, fool. Anything when you
- 26:33Speaker 1: kept getting to South and Central America, what the fuck
- 26:35Speaker 1: do you think they all look like, dog? It all
- 26:37Speaker 1: look like fools from Apocalypto running around and doing different shit, dog.
- 26:42Speaker 1: Some were shorter. Some were taller. Some were shorter. But
- 26:44Speaker 1: a lot of those fools were jacked, dog. And at
- 26:46Speaker 1: the end of the day, dog, we all have some,
- 26:48Speaker 1: especially if you're Latino, you have some kind of native
- 26:51Speaker 1: fucking blood, dog. And the old school native fools were
- 26:54Speaker 1: jacked too, dog. All I'm saying is that.
- 26:56Speaker 4: Every culture has three or four people that look a
- 26:57Speaker 4: certain type and everybody looks like those people.
- 26:59Speaker 1: You know what I mean? It's like a lineage of somebody,
- 27:02Speaker 1: you know?
- 27:03Speaker 3: And everybody's Aztec now. Now you know the Aztec fool,
- 27:05Speaker 3: he's like putting his lady down. Now it's just two
- 27:07Speaker 3: fat fools. He can't pick up his lady, so he's
- 27:09Speaker 3: dropping his lady.
- 27:10Speaker 1: Two fat fools picking up a tamale? Yeah, he's like, ah, fuck!
- 27:13Speaker 1: He's just a tamale, dog.
- 27:17Speaker 3: But man, I've been trying to lock it in, but
- 27:19Speaker 3: it's hard, man.
- 27:20Speaker 1: Honestly, you've lost a lot of weight, though, bro.
- 27:22Speaker 3: Yeah, bro, but I lost the weight, but I'm going
- 27:24Speaker 3: to be honest. The last three years, I've been stuck
- 27:26Speaker 3: in this limbo of 290 to 280, and I can't.
- 27:29Speaker 1: Break that. Because I'll have a good week.
- 27:31Speaker 6: I think once you break it, you'll fucking start.
- 27:33Speaker 1: Yeah, it'll be on. I think you'll be motivated.
- 27:34Speaker 3: But bro, it'll be a night of like going from
- 27:37Speaker 3: the comedy clubs to like.
- 27:39Speaker 1: I'll make one little turn into Wendy's and it's over.
- 27:42Speaker 1: I'm fucked. I'm fucked for the week. Okay.
- 27:44Speaker 6: It's so funny because I was just listening to like
- 27:47Speaker 6: straight up.
- 27:47Speaker 1: I know what you mean, dog. The thing is, bro,
- 27:51Speaker 1: I've never done that. I've never just seen Wendy's and just.
- 27:54Speaker 3: I swear to God, it's like this.
- 27:57Speaker 1: You guys are nuts, bro. Look, here's the logic, though, bro.
- 28:01Speaker 1: You don't need those epic, dog. I do. Here's the logic, bro.
- 28:05Speaker 1: As an old fat, like you said before, dog.
- 28:08Speaker 2: All right, let's not go there.
- 28:10Speaker 1: Like you said before, when you're an old fat dog,
- 28:12Speaker 1: that self-control, that burger is not just feeding the hunger, dog.
- 28:17Speaker 1: It's feeding a lot more. It's that biggie bag. You
- 28:19Speaker 1: turn in there for a little bit more than just
- 28:22Speaker 1: that hunger satisfaction. It's like an emotional hug, dog. You're
- 28:25Speaker 1: getting through that drive-thru when you're like... When you're a
- 28:28Speaker 1: 90s old fat dog. I swear to God. Hey, did
- 28:30Speaker 1: he say it's the Biggie Bag, bro? Don't do that
- 28:32Speaker 1: to me. I got a little money now. The Biggie
- 28:32Speaker 1: Bag be hitting, bro.
- 28:33Speaker 7: I got a little money now. Don't do the Biggie Bag, man.
- 28:35Speaker 1: What the fuck is a Biggie Bag?
- 28:37Speaker 3: It's what homeless people get to feed themselves in the
- 28:40Speaker 3: middle of a heroin kick.
- 28:41Speaker 1: You know what I mean?
- 28:42Speaker 2: It's like two little burgers, some fries, chicken nuggets.
- 28:45Speaker 1: Who sells it? It's Wendy's. Wendy's sells the Biggie Bag?
- 28:48Speaker 1: It's like their value menu. Yeah. They give you a
- 28:50Speaker 1: lot of food for a little bit of money. It
- 28:52Speaker 1: hits you. It hits great. It hits.
- 28:54Speaker 3: Like if you're an open miker and you need dinner,
- 28:56Speaker 3: that's going to do that. But I'm not doing that, man.
- 28:58Speaker 3: I'm getting whatever I'm feeling.
- 29:00Speaker 1: Whatever you want.
- 29:01Speaker 7: And if somebody's in the car with me, don't tell nobody,
- 29:04Speaker 7: but whatever you want. Anything your little heart desires.
- 29:08Speaker 1: You want that? Just never talk about it. How you
- 29:10Speaker 1: molest them. The reason it.
- 29:13Speaker 6: Blew my mind, have you guys heard of this book
- 29:14Speaker 6: called EDP Watch 445 whatever? streamer guy who ended up
- 29:18Speaker 6: getting in some caught up with some like fetal sting
- 29:21Speaker 6: and all these whoop do it but they finally interviewed
- 29:23Speaker 6: him and he's got diabetes he's on dialysis and he's
- 29:26Speaker 6: talking about trying to lose weight he's like three four
- 29:28Speaker 6: hundred and he's going down and they're like he's up
- 29:30Speaker 6: for like kidney um kidney transplant and they're like talking
- 29:34Speaker 6: about him and they're like he's talking about the pedal
- 29:35Speaker 6: thing and then his health it's just a bunch of.
- 29:37Speaker 8: Everywhere but he literally going through all that huh well
- 29:41Speaker 8: he claims he's not it's just his whole there it's
- 29:42Speaker 8: like he's got caught up huge yeah he was a
- 29:44Speaker 8: huge streamer i'm talking like huge fucking streamer he's called
- 29:47Speaker 8: edpy you can find him.
- 29:49Speaker 1: Okay that's how you know how that documentary is yeah
- 29:51Speaker 1: you know what i'm talking about like that shit that
- 29:53Speaker 1: shit is fucking crazy bro like this guy was just
- 29:55Speaker 1: fucking deranged dog like there's a which kind of makes
- 29:58Speaker 1: you fucking wonder it's like bro How many of these
- 30:00Speaker 1: people really are out there, like, 100% there? I'm actually
- 30:02Speaker 1: going through all the shit through their health scares. I
- 30:04Speaker 1: just don't want to touch a kid. Dude, but this guy, like,
- 30:07Speaker 1: he worked hard on fucking making his career, dog. Huge, bro. Like,
- 30:11Speaker 1: I'm talking about he was ranking up everybody. Like, he
- 30:13Speaker 1: could have been, like, before Kyson out. Like, he was
- 30:16Speaker 1: on his way, like, to get that momentum. And then
- 30:18Speaker 1: he just started getting fucking weird, dog. And then, like, no,
- 30:21Speaker 1: he was weird the whole time. He was weird the
- 30:23Speaker 1: whole time, but, like, but he still had that fan base.
- 30:26Speaker 1: Y'all seen him? He's an early YouTuber, bro.
- 30:30Speaker 6: Oh early youtuber he's uh he was uh he would
- 30:33Speaker 6: stream for hours about the eagles and just be a
- 30:36Speaker 6: streamer before like in the early 2000s but he's like
- 30:39Speaker 6: and he got caught up in a sting and an
- 30:41Speaker 6: actual like those like youtube stings and people were like
- 30:43Speaker 6: oh my god is that edp watching people like so
- 30:46Speaker 6: it got huge bro but the reason i brought it
- 30:48Speaker 6: up because he was talking about his weight and he
- 30:49Speaker 6: literally talked about how bro i'll see wendy's or mark
- 30:52Speaker 6: mcdonald's and just Like, I could have.
- 30:55Speaker 1: Been perfect the whole day. Comfort food, dog. Yeah, bro.
- 30:57Speaker 1: And it literally just, it was just like, I've never
- 31:00Speaker 1: done that. I literally just go home.
- 31:01Speaker 3: Some people are born to have diabetes because that's God
- 31:06Speaker 3: going like, we can't, he can't keep you healthy because
- 31:08Speaker 3: we give you healthy.
- 31:09Speaker 7: We already know what you're going to do with that health.
- 31:12Speaker 6: They had a table full of food because they were
- 31:13Speaker 6: showing like how fat people are. And that thing, he's like, dude,
- 31:15Speaker 6: the tables, this food's been sitting here for about an hour.
- 31:18Speaker 9: Oh.
- 31:20Speaker 6: And my body still wants me to eat it. And
- 31:22Speaker 6: I don't even want to eat it. It's my body.
- 31:24Speaker 1: It's just... And he keeps... He's like, I just can't stop.
- 31:27Speaker 1: And I'm just like... And he knows the food's gross.
- 31:30Speaker 1: It's been there for a fucking hour, bro.
- 31:31Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 31:32Speaker 1: It's not... And he just kept going. I don't know
- 31:34Speaker 1: if that's the one you watched. Yeah, no. It's fucked up. Yeah,
- 31:36Speaker 1: it was crazy. Dog, if anybody wants some context into like...
- 31:39Speaker 1: Because here's the thing, bro. You got to want to
- 31:42Speaker 1: fucking lose some weight, dog. And if you're going to
- 31:44Speaker 1: want to fucking really get your health together. Because you
- 31:47Speaker 1: can be on all the Zempik you want, but that's
- 31:49Speaker 1: just not going to fix the mental issues, dog. And
- 31:51Speaker 1: that mental issues from you like substituting whatever your hurt
- 31:55Speaker 1: is with a fucking Big Mac and all this shit.
- 31:57Speaker 1: That's some real ass shit. Because I've been there before, dog.
- 32:00Speaker 1: Eating to fucking stuff your emotions there and shit. Shit
- 32:02Speaker 1: fucking sucks, dog. And the thing is that sometimes you
- 32:05Speaker 1: don't know it.
- 32:06Speaker 9: Yeah.
- 32:07Speaker 1: That's why you're doing it. Until the shit hits the
- 32:09Speaker 1: fan and you want to make your change. You're like,
- 32:10Speaker 1: why am I doing this? Look what I did to myself.
- 32:12Speaker 1: And when that shit hits the fan, bro, that's the
- 32:14Speaker 1: first step. Like, straight up, dog. Like, you got to
- 32:16Speaker 1: fucking get that shit mentally. You got to want it
- 32:19Speaker 1: mentally first before you step in the gym. Because otherwise
- 32:22Speaker 1: than that, it ain't going to be shit for you
- 32:24Speaker 1: to just be going in there. It's an effort, no doubt.
- 32:26Speaker 1: And it's good activity. But you got to want that shit.
- 32:30Speaker 3: It's the only addiction that catches you slipping because you
- 32:33Speaker 3: got to eat.
- 32:34Speaker 1: You got to eat.
- 32:35Speaker 3: And then you get comfortable. And then you start eating
- 32:37Speaker 3: like shit again. Because you could lock it in.
- 32:39Speaker 2: For a long time.
- 32:40Speaker 3: And then like, I'm going to vacation in Jamaica. How
- 32:43Speaker 3: are you going to eat in Jamaica?
- 32:44Speaker 1: You're going to gain 10 pounds in Jamaica, dog. You
- 32:48Speaker 1: know what I mean? You're going to. This comment right
- 32:51Speaker 1: now is killing me inside. Because I didn't go to
- 32:53Speaker 1: a buffet when I was in Vegas. I thought about it,
- 32:56Speaker 1: and this fool said, oh, granddad, I was just in Vegas,
- 33:00Speaker 1: and they put a time limit at the buffet. Imagine
- 33:04Speaker 1: the big fuckers that caused that rule.
- 33:07Speaker 3: Oh, shit.
- 33:09Speaker 1: That's crazy. I thought a buffet was all you can eat.
- 33:12Speaker 1: A four-hour session.
- 33:13Speaker 3: But that fool lost $ 3, 000 at the table.
- 33:15Speaker 1: You know what I mean? He's trying to get it back.
- 33:16Speaker 1: He's trying to get it back. No, no, it's all
- 33:18Speaker 1: you can eat. No, he said he walked in there,
- 33:20Speaker 1: and he said he saw the timer, and I'm like, yo,
- 33:22Speaker 1: he's like, what the fuck's up with this? So everybody
- 33:24Speaker 1: gets timed. Because you know what they probably do? Try
- 33:27Speaker 1: to think about it.
- 33:28Speaker 6: If you're in Vegas and you're a really fat person,
- 33:30Speaker 6: you literally just keep someone at the table at all times.
- 33:32Speaker 1: Yeah, some people go to Vegas to gamble. You go gamble.
- 33:34Speaker 1: You literally go gamble. They gamble with their life, you know. Yeah, no,
- 33:37Speaker 1: you can literally go gamble as long as there's someone
- 33:38Speaker 1: at the table. Somebody said 90 minutes is minimum at
- 33:42Speaker 1: most KBBQ spots. Maximum. Well, yeah, I guess maximum. Well,
- 33:47Speaker 1: you pay, they'll let you stay. I don't know. Hell no.
- 33:50Speaker 1: Koreans are not playing, dog. Koreans are like the angriest
- 33:52Speaker 1: of Asians. They want to flip tables.
- 33:54Speaker 7: They get mad at you when you move the meat
- 33:55Speaker 7: too early.
- 33:56Speaker 1: Yeah, dog. Koreans are the angriest of Asians.
- 33:59Speaker 3: Yeah, I think you were there at one of the
- 34:01Speaker 3: Korean spots, and then we were trying to move the grill,
- 34:03Speaker 3: and then she got mad when we were moving.
- 34:05Speaker 2: I wasn't even remembering.
- 34:06Speaker 1: What did she say? I feel bad for your mother.
- 34:10Speaker 7: You know how to cook spare ribs.
- 34:11Speaker 1: That's what we should go eat.
- 34:14Speaker 7: I didn't know about this fucking time limit shit, dog.
- 34:16Speaker 1: Sometimes that happens, though. I get that from a fact.
- 34:18Speaker 1: I still have that. I'll always have that as a
- 34:20Speaker 1: fat guy. What's that? You said Korean barbecue and now I.
- 34:24Speaker 6: But for me, as a skinny guy, as a skinny guy, well,
- 34:27Speaker 6: how much more within one hour do you fucking need?
- 34:30Speaker 1: Yeah, fool your... Like, I'll be honest with you. Like,
- 34:32Speaker 1: you should be fooling like 20 minutes already. Like, what's
- 34:35Speaker 1: this thing? Oh, man. Oh, there's a time limit. Oh, man.
- 34:38Speaker 1: What the fuck are you talking about?
- 34:39Speaker 4: 90 minutes, I can understand if you're with a group
- 34:40Speaker 4: of people having a conversation and it's a vibe, you know,
- 34:43Speaker 4: but if it's just.
- 34:44Speaker 1: If your mission is just to eat, finish this. Fuck yeah. Yeah.
- 34:50Speaker 3: Yeah, and I agree, actually. But then there's sometimes there's
- 34:52Speaker 3: those people like, we got to get this.
- 34:53Speaker 1: We got to get this. We got to get this.
- 34:55Speaker 1: I was like, do we?
- 34:56Speaker 7: We can just get normal shit. We don't have to
- 34:58Speaker 7: get all the things. We can get side dishes.
- 35:00Speaker 1: You don't want a tamale inside a burrito, bro? Come on.
- 35:03Speaker 1: We don't have to. He's on Love's Appetizers, bro. Huh?
- 35:05Speaker 1: He's on Love's Appetizers. You do?
- 35:07Speaker 6: Every time I've gone out to eat with his own,
- 35:09Speaker 6: I'm a fool who can just get my entree and
- 35:11Speaker 6: my drink and I'm cool.
- 35:12Speaker 1: If it's a group. He's on every time. No, if
- 35:14Speaker 1: it's a group, I get it. He's ready for appetizers.
- 35:16Speaker 1: He's like, love apps, dog. Come on. I like food, though.
- 35:18Speaker 1: I get it. I'm a food guy. There's just too
- 35:21Speaker 1: much food. You can do without it.
- 35:22Speaker 4: If the government said, hey, we have these flavorless sticks
- 35:25Speaker 4: you could eat now.
- 35:26Speaker 1: My favorite. That gives you everything you need. That's all
- 35:29Speaker 1: you need to eat. He'd be like, sign me up.
- 35:30Speaker 1: I got him on the vlog at Champs. I got
- 35:33Speaker 1: him on the vlog at Champs. Xavier, I'll get him
- 35:35Speaker 1: to sponsor you, dog. They're called nicotine sticks. I was like,
- 35:38Speaker 1: they'll fucking stop you from eating even more and you
- 35:41Speaker 1: just keep eating them. Oh, but I'm being simple. Let
- 35:44Speaker 1: me get those. You got to hate food. He hates
- 35:47Speaker 1: food already. Okay. Right. Yeah. I'll eat right through the sticks. Yeah.
- 35:52Speaker 1: You're like, I'm picking my teeth with the fucking food.
- 35:54Speaker 1: You're like, what flavors do these come in? Xavier's like, yo,
- 35:57Speaker 1: he's like, I'm good for the week. Okay. Yeah. You're right.
- 36:01Speaker 1: And then he has a nicotine addiction. He wants to
- 36:03Speaker 1: fucking smoke. Bro, I mean, Sam picked it up. Those
- 36:05Speaker 1: little pouches. Zins? Yeah. This girl has one in all
- 36:09Speaker 1: the time. They love them. They're too easy. I have
- 36:12Speaker 1: a feeling that those things are going to get recalled
- 36:14Speaker 1: because I started seeing that there's a lot. Those companies
- 36:16Speaker 1: are out there. They're making more and more of it.
- 36:18Speaker 1: But there's also, I noticed that there was a decline
- 36:21Speaker 1: at the presence of those companies that were making those
- 36:23Speaker 1: little Zin packs. And it started moving to other alternatives
- 36:25Speaker 1: like the toothpick thing. That's a real thing. Now they
- 36:27Speaker 1: have nicotine coming out next year. I think that's better.
- 36:30Speaker 1: Because that thing sitting in your mouth right here. Like chew.
- 36:32Speaker 1: Back in the day when chew would give you mouth cancer.
- 36:34Speaker 3: And then you'd have posters in school of motherfuckers with
- 36:38Speaker 3: holes in their mouths.
- 36:40Speaker 1: Like, don't do chew. Like Emotep? Yeah, Emotep.
- 36:43Speaker 4: People keep telling me there's nothing wrong with doing the zins,
- 36:46Speaker 4: but I'm like, there's no way.
- 36:47Speaker 1: There's a side effect to everything. There has to be. No, no, no.
- 36:49Speaker 1: There's nothing wrong with doing it maybe once a day.
- 36:53Speaker 6: They literally have a pack every fucking.
- 36:56Speaker 1: That's what I mean.
- 36:57Speaker 6: Everything's cool in moderation. Everything's cool. Even the way we
- 37:00Speaker 6: smoke weed. A little too much.
- 37:02Speaker 1: A little too much. And we all know that.
- 37:05Speaker 3: It's the same with food.
- 37:07Speaker 1: You know what I mean? I smoke way too much weed.
- 37:09Speaker 1: Eat way too much food. Fucking way too much pussy.
- 37:12Speaker 7: I'm not sure who in this room.
- 37:16Speaker 1: Chicklets ain't here, so I think we all eat pussy. Yeah,
- 37:20Speaker 1: he says he does not like it. No, Chick-fil-A says, uh-uh,
- 37:22Speaker 1: this will sell.
- 37:22Speaker 10: That's when Chick-fil-A turns into a Jamaican. Me not going to, man.
- 37:27Speaker 10: Me not. Bad man, man.
- 37:37Speaker 1: Yeah, sometimes, though, like, you do be thinking, like, it's success, like,
- 37:41Speaker 1: in the way you smoke weed, dog, but damn, it
- 37:43Speaker 1: feels good that nothing's wrong with my lungs, dog. Like,
- 37:46Speaker 1: I asked about this shit specifically, dog. I was like,
- 37:49Speaker 1: you don't understand.
- 37:50Speaker 2: But did you get a chest x-ray?
- 37:52Speaker 1: The what?
- 37:53Speaker 2: Did you get a chest x-ray?
- 37:56Speaker 1: Well, no, that didn't send me that, but, you know,
- 37:57Speaker 1: she's like, there's no, like, she had me do a
- 37:59Speaker 1: bunch of breathing shit, and if there's, like, anything alarming there,
- 38:02Speaker 1: that requires, so there was tests done there, but she's like, yo,
- 38:06Speaker 1: this shit, you're cool. She's like, hold your, you know,
- 38:09Speaker 1: the holding breath shit and all this shit, and Yeah, like,
- 38:12Speaker 1: did the old man shit. Oh, that's it? No. I'm good, bro.
- 38:16Speaker 1: I'm kind of... Nah, like, that's, like... Oh, I'll do it. There's, like,
- 38:18Speaker 1: different exercises. That's the only thing I'm scared of. I'm like, bro,
- 38:21Speaker 1: I smoke a lot of weed. No, that's because I
- 38:23Speaker 1: kept telling her, like, I was like, look, bro, like,
- 38:25Speaker 1: you don't understand, bro. Like, other people smoke, like, but, like.
- 38:28Speaker 6: Did you explain, like, how much?
- 38:31Speaker 1: I was like, at one point, I was smoking 18
- 38:33Speaker 1: joints a day, bro. Like, I was like, this is serious.
- 38:36Speaker 1: She's like, are you smoking tobacco? And I was like, Maybe, like,
- 38:39Speaker 1: one or two of those were no blood. And then
- 38:41Speaker 1: she's like, yeah. And then she's like, okay. She started
- 38:45Speaker 1: doing a, you know. Because there's a test, a set
- 38:48Speaker 1: of tests that, like, they could be like, all right, bro,
- 38:50Speaker 1: the average person can't hold their breath for this long.
- 38:52Speaker 1: The average person can't do this. So they do that shit.
- 38:55Speaker 1: And then they tell you, like, hey, bro, you're required.
- 38:57Speaker 1: And they make you cough. And then, like, I was afraid.
- 38:58Speaker 1: I was like, I wheeze a lot. They were just like, well, yeah,
- 39:00Speaker 1: you fucking irritating. Yeah. Shout out to fucking hell.
- 39:06Speaker 9: Fuck.
- 39:07Speaker 1: You guys excited for that fucking GTA? You guys see
- 39:10Speaker 1: that Netflix commercial? That's pretty cool. I mean, not even commercial,
- 39:13Speaker 1: a whole fucking movie. I have a theory with the
- 39:15Speaker 1: whole GTA, dog. I have one too. You want to
- 39:18Speaker 1: go first?
- 39:18Speaker 5: Yeah.
- 39:19Speaker 1: I think the whole GTA thing, they waited so long
- 39:21Speaker 1: because they want to make sure they keep everybody inside, right?
- 39:25Speaker 1: You know, they said they were headed to, like, a
- 39:28Speaker 1: fucking financial disaster. Well, to compensate for people not going
- 39:32Speaker 1: crazy through a fucking Great Depression and all this shit, dog,
- 39:35Speaker 1: they've made the most fucking... Because, bro, this game... It's
- 39:39Speaker 1: going to allow you to make money. So some people
- 39:43Speaker 1: are going to look at it like, I don't need
- 39:44Speaker 1: a job. I can just fucking be here. It allows
- 39:47Speaker 1: you to gamble. The graphics are up to the fucking T, bro.
- 39:51Speaker 1: And there's so much things to do that you can
- 39:54Speaker 1: never run out. And it's going to be so addicting, dog,
- 39:57Speaker 1: that people are not going to be going outside.
- 39:59Speaker 2: And you got DLCs.
- 40:00Speaker 1: Loser behavior. Dog, I think that with the predicted financial
- 40:05Speaker 1: way that we're headed to, I think that if we
- 40:07Speaker 1: were to head to a depression, it would be that
- 40:09Speaker 1: one joy that people would have in their lives, and
- 40:12Speaker 1: then that's the reason they're going to make it so big.
- 40:14Speaker 1: Put down the controller. Pick up a fucking flower. I'm
- 40:19Speaker 1: not playing GTA, bro. That shit is fucking feminist slop, bro.
- 40:24Speaker 1: Some bitch fuck. When has a girl ever one-handed shotgunned anything?
- 40:28Speaker 1: You mad at that? Let's go back to the old days.
- 40:30Speaker 1: You're mad at the old days. Talk to him, Max.
- 40:33Speaker 1: Let's go back to the old days. Remember we used
- 40:34Speaker 1: to pick up prostitutes? Two different worlds, dog. Remember we
- 40:37Speaker 1: used to pick up prostitutes and run them over? Now
- 40:40Speaker 1: I got to text message my girlfriend for a sting, bro?
- 40:43Speaker 1: Talk to him. Fuck that. this is a girl's game
- 40:48Speaker 1: it's some feminist slob you can tell it's not the
- 40:50Speaker 1: same game bro hello i remember running prostitutes over.
- 40:53Speaker 11: I've never seen the same the kid fucking the car
- 40:55Speaker 11: you fucking some bitch ngta3 bro now it's.
- 40:59Speaker 1: Oh if you don't there's no prostitutes in the game
- 41:02Speaker 1: i don't know but you got a girlfriend now and
- 41:03Speaker 1: you gotta text her and if.
- 41:04Speaker 4: You don't it's gonna be it's gonna be trans prostitutes
- 41:06Speaker 4: and shit you don't buy her do you want to
- 41:08Speaker 4: jerk off this prostitute That's what it's going to ask you.
- 41:10Speaker 1: Press square to jerk off this rock. I bet you
- 41:12Speaker 1: there's going to be trans prostitutes. I bet you there's
- 41:15Speaker 1: going to be trans prostitutes. I bet you. There is
- 41:17Speaker 1: a gay pride parade. Why wouldn't there be trans prostitutes?
- 41:20Speaker 1: There's a nudist beach there, too, where everyone's just naked,
- 41:23Speaker 1: and you can go over there and hang out. Yeah,
- 41:26Speaker 1: I did see that. Yeah, it's all leaked. It all
- 41:28Speaker 1: got leaked, but it's... Let's go be a pedo. Do
- 41:32Speaker 1: you want to be a pedo in your story? I
- 41:35Speaker 1: don't think there's... Press square to diddle.
- 41:38Speaker 3: Dude, if there's a press square to diddle, holy shit.
- 41:43Speaker 1: And you got to use the joystick to diddle.
- 41:45Speaker 9: Oh, no!
- 41:45Speaker 1: Bro, fuck this shit, dog. Remember when we used to play?
- 41:52Speaker 1: Who looks for this shit, dog? Who looks for this shit?
- 41:55Speaker 1: People are going to be stuck inside. I'm just saying
- 41:58Speaker 1: a ditto option. Come on, fool. This is where I
- 42:03Speaker 1: draw the line. I'm like, come on, dog. Fucking my
- 42:07Speaker 1: mama is just playing over here, dog.
- 42:10Speaker 6: Bro, I mean, do you remember that GTA 5 got
- 42:13Speaker 6: sued because you could go fuck your girlfriend in the
- 42:15Speaker 6: house and it was like an undercover mission?
- 42:17Speaker 1: You had to keep like entertaining her? No.
- 42:19Speaker 5: No.
- 42:20Speaker 1: Yeah, with Santa and Dress. I never played. I think
- 42:22Speaker 1: I- I wasn't big. I never completed any of them. Bro,
- 42:24Speaker 1: I would play it.
- 42:25Speaker 3: My homies would play it, and I would just do,
- 42:26Speaker 3: when I played the video game, is just try to
- 42:28Speaker 3: get five stars and see how long it could last.
- 42:30Speaker 1: That's most of what I did. You got to build
- 42:31Speaker 1: the barricade. That is literally the lamest thing about GTA.
- 42:36Speaker 1: Their storyline, I mean, the last storyline was pretty tight.
- 42:38Speaker 1: I've never completed one. My whole thing was just killing
- 42:41Speaker 1: a lot of people. Taking the money. Nah, it wasn't
- 42:44Speaker 1: even about the money. It was just like, break this
- 42:45Speaker 1: guy's neck, set him on fire, fucking blast this guy. Like,
- 42:48Speaker 1: just walking around. Now it's going to be walk around,
- 42:52Speaker 1: press square to be an ally. While GTA 6 was out,
- 42:57Speaker 1: I had a lot of addictions. That's more like serial killer.
- 42:59Speaker 1: I don't know about narcissists.
- 43:01Speaker 3: I was doing coke and playing blackjack while that was out.
- 43:03Speaker 1: Video games just don't hit like that for me, you know?
- 43:05Speaker 1: They used to for me. Used to.
- 43:07Speaker 3: Like, I'm happy for all my friends that are excited
- 43:12Speaker 3: about it because they're legit saying crazy shit like, you
- 43:14Speaker 3: won't see me in two months.
- 43:15Speaker 1: I'm like, no. I don't know why. I don't get it.
- 43:19Speaker 2: I don't understand the.
- 43:20Speaker 1: Concept of that. Here's the thing, man. I think you
- 43:23Speaker 1: have to like it. I'm one of these people to
- 43:26Speaker 1: keep up with. And the thing is, I don't have
- 43:28Speaker 1: enough time to dedicate to a solid game. If I
- 43:32Speaker 1: play a game, bro, it took me fucking eight months
- 43:34Speaker 1: to pass Metal Gear Solid, bro. Because I kept playing
- 43:38Speaker 1: it like 15 minutes at a time. Because I don't
- 43:41Speaker 1: have the time, but I still love it. You're playing
- 43:44Speaker 1: it how it should be played. Yeah, like something like GTA. Yeah,
- 43:47Speaker 1: like something like GTA. That shit's going to take me
- 43:50Speaker 1: three fucking years to complete that shit, dog. In my
- 43:52Speaker 1: current life. But I still love it. I'm still going
- 43:55Speaker 1: to do it. There might be times where I'm like,
- 43:56Speaker 1: you know what? It might be worth staying up and fucking...
- 44:00Speaker 1: You know how long GTA 6 is supposed to be?
- 44:02Speaker 1: Just like the storyline. Not all the little extra missions.
- 44:05Speaker 1: They're just talking from storyline, all the big missions. 80 hours.
- 44:08Speaker 1: That's doable. Not someone that's good at a game, though.
- 44:11Speaker 1: Not someone also that's good at a game. But 80 hours.
- 44:14Speaker 1: There's going to be a guy who finishes it in 24. Yeah,
- 44:15Speaker 1: that's what I'm saying. Eventually, there will be a guy
- 44:17Speaker 1: that can finish it in like... But it's the guy
- 44:18Speaker 1: who's not having fun. He's like breezing right through all
- 44:20Speaker 1: the missions. Yeah, he's just running through it. But eventually.
- 44:22Speaker 6: Skips everything, just keeps going. It's supposed to take the
- 44:24Speaker 6: average person... 80 hours to finish the storyline.
- 44:28Speaker 1: That's a long fucking time to dedicate to anything. That's
- 44:31Speaker 1: two weeks worth of work. People work 40 hours a week.
- 44:34Speaker 1: You're literally giving your, what, how much you make every week?
- 44:37Speaker 1: Times two? One, two paychecks. Yeah, well, my bad. Put
- 44:40Speaker 1: a double shift. Go to your work and then come
- 44:41Speaker 1: home and do it.
- 44:42Speaker 7: Bro, my lady got me a PS5 two years ago.
- 44:45Speaker 2: God bless you.
- 44:46Speaker 1: I've touched it six times. You what? I've touched it
- 44:48Speaker 1: six times. It's collecting dust. Does she get mad at
- 44:51Speaker 1: you for not playing enough?
- 44:53Speaker 9: No.
- 44:53Speaker 3: I told her I thought I was a video game guy,
- 44:55Speaker 3: and then she just dropped 600.
- 44:56Speaker 1: On it, and then... I'm just a video guy. I
- 45:01Speaker 1: just haven't touched it, bro. You know, but you could
- 45:04Speaker 1: always pick up something like that, because one thing that
- 45:07Speaker 1: tripped me out since you toured with The Fool, that
- 45:09Speaker 1: fool has a fucking little switch, right?
- 45:11Speaker 7: He has a switch, yeah.
- 45:11Speaker 1: Yeah, and to me, it's kind of weird, because honestly,
- 45:14Speaker 1: I don't know how you look at Felipe Dawg, but
- 45:17Speaker 1: to me, I just look at that fool like one
- 45:19Speaker 1: of the Where the Wild things. monsters is that so
- 45:24Speaker 1: yeah like that's like that's how i owe a little
- 45:26Speaker 1: kid that's how i owe that's the martin's the little
- 45:29Speaker 1: ass you and fucking butch you're just the other monsters
- 45:35Speaker 1: to hang out with her dude every time i look
- 45:38Speaker 1: at him and i'm like so it's funny when he's
- 45:39Speaker 1: playing i'm like dog this one really likes this shit
- 45:42Speaker 1: i just.
- 45:42Speaker 4: Tried it for the first time this last weekend yeah
- 45:44Speaker 4: and it was actually pretty fun Play.
- 45:46Speaker 1: Classic Mario on it. You could put it up on
- 45:48Speaker 1: the TV.
- 45:48Speaker 7: They have like, yeah, they have like. He's still playing
- 45:49Speaker 7: baseball on it.
- 45:50Speaker 1: He likes, he likes. That's what I'm saying. There's something
- 45:51Speaker 1: different for everybody. Like I got the Switch 2 and
- 45:54Speaker 1: I mean, I thought I was going to be playing
- 45:55Speaker 1: it way more and like I do play it. Like for,
- 45:57Speaker 1: you guys saw how geek me and Chickalos got when
- 45:59Speaker 1: the new Pokemon anniversary came out. I was like, oh shit,
- 46:01Speaker 1: let me get into it. Oh yeah, he wouldn't let
- 46:02Speaker 1: me touch it. Remember? Oh yeah.
- 46:05Speaker 4: It's all coming back to me now. Now he's telling
- 46:07Speaker 4: me he doesn't even play it. He had a Switch
- 46:09Speaker 4: here and every time I touch it, he'd be like,
- 46:10Speaker 4: don't fucking touch my Switch.
- 46:12Speaker 1: And then he. Because you don't want to just fucking
- 46:14Speaker 1: fuck up my level, dog. I'm trying to get a
- 46:15Speaker 1: fucking certain score. And now he doesn't even play it.
- 46:20Speaker 1: And I know you. You're the type of person that
- 46:21Speaker 1: would just ruin it and be like, oh, I just
- 46:22Speaker 1: didn't know. I'm like, then why'd you pick it up then? Yeah, dog,
- 46:27Speaker 1: come on. You don't play it now right now? No,
- 46:29Speaker 1: I play it. I fucking play it. I'm just saying like...
- 46:32Speaker 1: What's the game you play on the Switch? The Metal
- 46:34Speaker 1: Gear Solid. Oh, that's the only one? There's a Switch
- 46:37Speaker 1: version and then I passed that, but then I've been
- 46:40Speaker 1: playing the Yakuza part two. But do you put it
- 46:42Speaker 1: on TV or do you play it on?
- 46:44Speaker 5: Both.
- 46:45Speaker 1: I usually, like, handheld because, like, whenever I'm on the go.
- 46:48Speaker 1: But whenever I justify, like, playing, like, playing and dedicating
- 46:51Speaker 1: time is, like, whenever I, like, like, whenever I don't have, like,
- 46:55Speaker 1: all the pre-recorded and shit that we did before. Hell yeah,
- 46:57Speaker 1: I was playing myself. You never, uh, you never play, uh,
- 47:01Speaker 1: online poker? For the itch? Okay, for the itch? Wait,
- 47:04Speaker 1: weren't you a gambler? Huge, you almost, he was trying
- 47:07Speaker 1: to go pro, yeah, at one point. Hold on, fool.
- 47:09Speaker 1: Chicklet style, yeah. No, no. I heard this fool mention
- 47:14Speaker 1: that this fool had a problem. Had a problem. Yeah, yeah.
- 47:17Speaker 1: From the ages of 19 to 32.
- 47:19Speaker 9: Two?
- 47:20Speaker 1: Two. Yeah, a long time, bro.
- 47:24Speaker 3: Every check, bro. I would work a day job. I'd
- 47:26Speaker 3: go play blackjack poker. And I was obsessed with the
- 47:29Speaker 3: World Series of Poker.
- 47:30Speaker 1: I wanted to be a professional gambler. That shit was fun, man.
- 47:34Speaker 3: But the problem is, I was good at poker, but
- 47:36Speaker 3: I'm not good at... I mean, I have impulse control.
- 47:38Speaker 3: So obviously, if I'm doing the turn this way, then
- 47:41Speaker 3: I'm not going to just take my poker winnings and
- 47:42Speaker 3: go home. Let's go to Blackjack. Let's go to Blackjack.
- 47:46Speaker 3: Let's go to three cards. Let's go to Pai Gow.
- 47:48Speaker 3: You got to hold your bankroll, bro. You got to
- 47:50Speaker 3: build your bankroll. You can't just go to the.
- 47:52Speaker 1: I'm like a dog chasing a car. I don't know
- 47:53Speaker 1: what I'm doing with the money. I don't know what
- 47:55Speaker 1: I'm doing with it. What's the biggest win you ever had?
- 47:58Speaker 3: I think I borrowed 50 bucks off my friend and
- 48:00Speaker 3: left with 6K. It's not a lot.
- 48:02Speaker 7: It would be something like that.
- 48:03Speaker 1: That's crazy. Not a lot for a professional gambler, bro.
- 48:06Speaker 3: It's at the most micro level. Yeah, you're right. I
- 48:10Speaker 3: keep calling myself that. Not a lot when you have
- 48:12Speaker 3: a gambling addiction.
- 48:14Speaker 1: Yeah. So you don't scratch the.
- 48:16Speaker 6: Because I scratch the ish by just going on Club WPT.
- 48:20Speaker 1: I can't. And I just fucking play a little bit.
- 48:22Speaker 6: Because I can't play video games.
- 48:24Speaker 1: I'm just like, this is... Don't bet. Make predictions. You
- 48:28Speaker 1: can't make predictions. I can't do that either. You can't
- 48:29Speaker 1: flip a coin.
- 48:30Speaker 3: I went to Gamblers Anonymous and shit. It was very focused.
- 48:33Speaker 3: It was very Jesus-driven.
- 48:35Speaker 7: And I was like, I'm all right with that. So
- 48:36Speaker 7: then I ended up fixing it on myself.
- 48:38Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- 48:39Speaker 3: I ended up fixing it myself. I took acid one day,
- 48:41Speaker 3: and that fixed it. That's like, all right, I'm going
- 48:43Speaker 3: to move to LA. I'm going to marry my lady.
- 48:45Speaker 3: I'm going to quit gambling. And that was the first
- 48:48Speaker 3: time I ever took acid. And that's all happened in
- 48:50Speaker 3: one order. And I've steered away from the gambling.
- 48:55Speaker 1: But I want to. I want to. It's fun. It's
- 48:57Speaker 1: everywhere now. Yeah. Someone that's got over it, you see
- 48:59Speaker 1: it everywhere now.
- 49:01Speaker 7: I never got in a sports game.
- 49:02Speaker 1: Oh, you never did the sports? Nah, fuck no, man.
- 49:04Speaker 7: Fuck no.
- 49:04Speaker 1: I'm glad I didn't.
- 49:05Speaker 3: I don't even watch sports like that anymore for that
- 49:07Speaker 3: reason because all my friends are insufferable with all the
- 49:10Speaker 3: shit that's going on right now.
- 49:11Speaker 1: Price picks and Kalishi and all that shit. Don't forget
- 49:15Speaker 1: to use promo codes in full hat. Go ahead. That's cool. Exactly. Exactly.
- 49:21Speaker 1: They're all. You get 10% off just go use tinfoil hat. Yeah, motherfucker. 10%,
- 49:25Speaker 1: that's just tax. It's not a matter. Just use tinfoil hat.
- 49:28Speaker 1: Promo code tinfoil hat.
- 49:29Speaker 3: Yeah, I get fools that be like that or make
- 49:31Speaker 3: a living off it now. Hormoz, he's like a fucking,
- 49:35Speaker 3: he knows how to bet, bro.
- 49:36Speaker 1: He's always in the up.
- 49:37Speaker 7: He's always like, he knows how to like.
- 49:39Speaker 1: Hedge his bet. He doesn't tell me about his bad ones,
- 49:41Speaker 1: but he's always in the up.
- 49:42Speaker 3: Well, this fool knows how to hedge. That's what they
- 49:44Speaker 3: call it. So like, It's like saving your fucking bet
- 49:47Speaker 3: for another... It's confusing as fuck, bro.
- 49:49Speaker 1: I don't know.
- 49:51Speaker 4: Fuck.
- 49:51Speaker 1: I wish I could... Actually, I don't. Well, how did
- 49:54Speaker 1: you come to the realization that it was a problem?
- 49:57Speaker 1: You're losing every single one of your checks. I know,
- 50:00Speaker 1: but somebody had to tell you something. Oh, yeah, bro.
- 50:02Speaker 1: It's a lot of... Did someone tell you before you knew?
- 50:05Speaker 1: Countless times. You didn't even realize that first? No, of
- 50:08Speaker 1: course I knew.
- 50:09Speaker 7: But it don't matter.
- 50:11Speaker 3: Losing hella money, I knew it was a problem when
- 50:13Speaker 3: you don't cry about it no more.
- 50:15Speaker 1: It's just numb. You're just like, all right. And then
- 50:17Speaker 1: you walk away. I go, oh, I got an issue.
- 50:19Speaker 1: I'm not even feeling emotions no more. I got an issue.
- 50:22Speaker 6: I've seen people at the casino put $ 1, 000 on the table.
- 50:27Speaker 1: Their fucking sneakers are falling apart. Yeah. He's like, go
- 50:31Speaker 1: buy it.
- 50:32Speaker 6: And they just cannot. It's the table or it's the
- 50:35Speaker 6: casino or nothing, bro. You'll talk shit on them and
- 50:37Speaker 6: they just don't give a fuck. I'm like, bro, your
- 50:39Speaker 6: shoes are literally falling apart. You should literally go buy
- 50:41Speaker 6: some sneakers.
- 50:41Speaker 3: I have a problem with that now, bro. It's still
- 50:43Speaker 3: kind of we're like whatever. Like I had the Walmart
- 50:46Speaker 3: bit about buying Walmart shoes. That was to the gambling
- 50:49Speaker 3: addiction because I didn't want to spend X amount of
- 50:51Speaker 3: money on clothes because that was money to go gamble.
- 50:54Speaker 1: Yeah. I've met people like that. It's all gamble money.
- 50:57Speaker 1: When do you ever spend the money? Yeah, that's what
- 51:00Speaker 1: I always wondered, dog, because, like, for example, like, Bartz
- 51:04Speaker 1: at Champs, low-key, I kind of like the way he gambles, dog. He, like,
- 51:09Speaker 1: he kind of, he's like, all right, I could win.
- 51:11Speaker 1: He makes some money. He'll, like, all right, come up 400,
- 51:13Speaker 1: then he dips, and then he'll, the next day, right,
- 51:15Speaker 1: he'll go try that shit again, and he comes up
- 51:17Speaker 1: some more. But he was up, like, a certain amount, but, like,
- 51:20Speaker 1: all the money he took, he went to go buy
- 51:21Speaker 1: shit at Champs. Like, you know, like just, or he
- 51:25Speaker 1: kept some of it or whatever he did. He stayed
- 51:26Speaker 1: the extra day. He went to, he enjoyed it. That's cool, dog.
- 51:30Speaker 1: When you gamble, you come up. Like if I gamble
- 51:32Speaker 1: and I come up on like five G's, let's believe
- 51:34Speaker 1: I'm getting a new wardrobe, dog.
- 51:36Speaker 5: Yeah.
- 51:37Speaker 3: Or you could double that and make 30K. You know
- 51:39Speaker 3: what I mean? That was my mental illness.
- 51:41Speaker 1: Then you keep doing that. Then you double this to
- 51:43Speaker 1: make 60. That's the episode of South Park. They're like,
- 51:45Speaker 1: we could just double down.
- 51:46Speaker 3: I mean, they're at the Indy Casino where they fucking
- 51:49Speaker 3: put all in and then they get red.
- 51:51Speaker 7: They're like, you know, we could just double this again.
- 51:52Speaker 7: And then they lose it all.
- 51:55Speaker 6: You have to be strict with the rules that you
- 51:59Speaker 6: walk in there with.
- 52:00Speaker 1: Yeah, because you got to think about it. As a
- 52:01Speaker 1: gambling addict, if you hit 15K, what do you think?
- 52:05Speaker 1: I'm running hot. I can't leave right now. I just
- 52:09Speaker 1: hit 15K. I'm running hot. Put 10 away.
- 52:12Speaker 6: But they don't have that. That would be the smart thing.
- 52:14Speaker 6: Be like, look, I think I'm running hot. So I'm
- 52:16Speaker 6: going to put 10 away and gamble the five.
- 52:19Speaker 1: But they don't. 15, right?
- 52:20Speaker 3: So let's say the table minimum bet is or the
- 52:23Speaker 3: table maximum bet is 1,000. Okay, I can't bet 1,000 anymore.
- 52:26Speaker 3: Now I'm playing two hands. Now I'm playing three hands.
- 52:29Speaker 3: Now I'm going to put like three, three, three. Because
- 52:31Speaker 3: if you want to play two to three hands, it's
- 52:32Speaker 3: double what it is.
- 52:33Speaker 7: So instead of just playing one hand or leaving. I'm
- 52:36Speaker 7: playing three hands now.
- 52:37Speaker 1: A thousand each hand. It has to be 3,000 each hand.
- 52:39Speaker 3: You have to triple it if you're playing three hands
- 52:41Speaker 3: or double it if you're playing two hands.
- 52:43Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. So I would do shit
- 52:45Speaker 1: like that. You might think like, hey, because I've hung
- 52:47Speaker 1: out with- Suicide moves. Yeah? Yeah, suicide moves.
- 52:51Speaker 6: And I've hung out with a couple people that make
- 52:52Speaker 6: some- You send them out gambling, and you might be like, oh, dude.
- 52:55Speaker 1: It's cool hanging out with them. They're fucking cheap as shit.
- 52:58Speaker 1: They get the worst hotels.
- 52:59Speaker 6: Like, unless they're comped by the hotel, by the casino,
- 53:02Speaker 6: they're going to get the cheapest hotel, bro. Yeah, one
- 53:06Speaker 6: time I went with some guy. I was like, bro,
- 53:07Speaker 6: we're about to get a nice hotel, bro. Let's pull
- 53:09Speaker 6: balls out. He plays like 3,000, 4,000 on the table.
- 53:14Speaker 1: Crazy. Yeah, and I'm like, oh, we're going to get
- 53:15Speaker 1: a nice hotel, bro. Cheap as shit. Wanted to eat
- 53:18Speaker 1: fast food. And I'm like, I was over here like, dude,
- 53:20Speaker 1: let's do this. whiskey and shit he was trying to
- 53:22Speaker 1: get people to the shit bro i was like i
- 53:25Speaker 1: felt like he's on i was like this is how
- 53:26Speaker 1: hanging out with xg feels like.
- 53:30Speaker 6: It was like barrel the barrel bro i was like
- 53:32Speaker 6: bro i thought.
- 53:33Speaker 1: You were like you but he wasn't he was on
- 53:35Speaker 1: a losing streak according to him that.
- 53:37Speaker 6: Was his that was his logic yeah that's what happens
- 53:41Speaker 6: when really rich people are pretty cheap you know what
- 53:44Speaker 6: i mean it's the ones that don't aren't financially aware that.
- 53:48Speaker 1: Like, when I saw the interview with Dana from, what
- 53:51Speaker 1: is it, UFC? Like, this motherfucker, how he bets. Like,
- 53:55Speaker 1: I think it's just that this guy has so much
- 53:57Speaker 1: money that he can compete to the level of the casino.
- 53:59Speaker 1: It's not even about him winning. It's the way he
- 54:01Speaker 1: fucking bets. It's, like, the reason that they're just like, look, boy,
- 54:03Speaker 1: if you're betting $ 10 million in every fucking hand that
- 54:06Speaker 1: you just won. You're like, you know what? Yeah. And
- 54:08Speaker 1: guess what? I just won that hand. But you know what?
- 54:09Speaker 1: I'm going to double it. And then you fucking hit
- 54:11Speaker 1: him back and you're walking away with $ 50 million of
- 54:13Speaker 1: their money. They're not going to want you at their place, dog.
- 54:16Speaker 1: Why is he banned from gambling? He's banned from a
- 54:19Speaker 1: couple of casinos.
- 54:19Speaker 7: The one who's not banned is fucking Bruno Mars.
- 54:22Speaker 1: That fool owed.
- 54:23Speaker 7: Vegas $ 9 million.
- 54:24Speaker 1: That's why they gave him a residency. They gave him
- 54:26Speaker 1: a residency, bro. They Elvis him, dog. He's going to
- 54:29Speaker 1: be the next Elvis there. He's going to die there, bro.
- 54:31Speaker 3: He's going to die there if they keep up the
- 54:33Speaker 3: fucking roulette and blackjack, he's going to die there.
- 54:35Speaker 1: I don't know where I heard this, because obviously this
- 54:37Speaker 1: isn't for me, but I've heard that Vegas likes to hire....
- 54:43Speaker 6: Comedians or artists any type of entertainment that likes to
- 54:47Speaker 6: gamble because they know the money fucking stays there they
- 54:49Speaker 6: don't leave the casino dog you get bruno mars a
- 54:51Speaker 6: hundred thousand and he puts a hundred thousand at the
- 54:54Speaker 6: table guess who keeps the hundred thousand and he performed
- 54:56Speaker 6: for fucking free so vegas purposely does that if they
- 54:59Speaker 6: know you're a little bit of a gambling addict and
- 55:01Speaker 6: you're like a baller baller they'll hire you more and
- 55:04Speaker 6: they give you residency because the money stays in the
- 55:06Speaker 6: casino Give you.
- 55:07Speaker 1: Two options, bro. Do you want cash or chips? And
- 55:10Speaker 1: they'll give you more chips, too. They'll give you more chips, too, dude. Scuzz.
- 55:15Speaker 1: I've seen that. They're like... Cash your chips. And you're like, oh,
- 55:18Speaker 1: you better believe chips, man. Double the chips. Double the chips.
- 55:21Speaker 1: I'll lose 50 bucks. You cash out. You believe that
- 55:23Speaker 1: fool that was all famous? He has that white boy
- 55:27Speaker 1: that's all tatted and shit. Patrick C.C. You know what
- 55:30Speaker 1: I'm talking about? Yeah, fuck that fool. He's a scammer.
- 55:33Speaker 1: You don't think he's a professional blackjack? But that fool
- 55:35Speaker 1: had checks and all. The conspiracy theory with it is
- 55:39Speaker 1: it said that the casinos were paying him the whole time.
- 55:43Speaker 5: Oh.
- 55:44Speaker 1: He's a plant. He's a plant. Because there's a list
- 55:47Speaker 1: of people that actually are banned from the casinos. Like,
- 55:51Speaker 1: Nevada publishes that shit, and they have the pictures of
- 55:54Speaker 1: people and why they're banned. And usually, they have a
- 55:57Speaker 1: different list, but it's the list of you having to
- 56:00Speaker 1: interfere with the way they handle their gambling business. Yeah.
- 56:02Speaker 1: So you would think if he's really banned because of
- 56:06Speaker 1: the gambling, he would be there, but he doesn't appear
- 56:08Speaker 1: to be on any of it. Think about it. And
- 56:10Speaker 1: he also had millions... Millions, like a million dollar checks
- 56:14Speaker 1: by MGM and all this shit like that he was
- 56:17Speaker 1: showing on camera. But I'm like, you only get that
- 56:19Speaker 1: like if you really actually went. But they're saying that
- 56:22Speaker 1: you were in bed with the casinos the whole time.
- 56:25Speaker 1: And there's also footage of him negotiating with the casinos
- 56:29Speaker 1: talking about like, hey, like you got to pay me
- 56:32Speaker 1: this much because this is how much influence I bring
- 56:34Speaker 1: to your casino. This, this and that. Yeah. Think about it.
- 56:37Speaker 1: Think about you. His name's Dirty Ghetto Boy. Yeah, Dirty
- 56:40Speaker 1: Goth Boy. Let's say you fuck in. Dirty Ghetto Boy.
- 56:43Speaker 1: Dirty Goth Boy. Same shit. Yeah, never mind. I take
- 56:45Speaker 1: it back. There's no way he's good at blackjack. What
- 56:47Speaker 1: the fuck? Dirty Goth Boy. That's his name, but he's
- 56:49Speaker 1: all face-tatted. You know what I'm talking about, right? That fucking...
- 56:52Speaker 1: You've never seen him? Can you pull him up?
- 56:53Speaker 7: I know what he looks like, but I didn't know
- 56:54Speaker 7: his name was Dirty Goth Boy.
- 56:56Speaker 3: He looks like his name would be Dirty Goth Boy, but.
- 56:58Speaker 1: So you got to think about it.
- 56:59Speaker 6: Imagine you're a young kid or whatever, or an influencer
- 57:03Speaker 6: or a gambler, and you see him.
- 57:04Speaker 1: Making a lot at the MGM. Where are you going
- 57:06Speaker 1: to go? The MGM. The MGM.
- 57:08Speaker 6: So you tell the MGM, I'm going to sit there
- 57:10Speaker 6: and act like I made this much. All my influencers
- 57:12Speaker 6: are going to be like, why am I going to
- 57:13Speaker 6: go to the wing?
- 57:14Speaker 1: The MGM. That motherfucker, yeah. He claims to be like.
- 57:20Speaker 1: All over TikTok. I'm back around. He plays back around.
- 57:24Speaker 1: That's what he talks about. He sucks at poker.
- 57:27Speaker 6: He's down 100K on Hustler Casino because I've been watching
- 57:31Speaker 6: that full stream.
- 57:32Speaker 1: Whack. There was this bitch that was a dancer. She's
- 57:35Speaker 1: been a dancer in, like, Arizona and Nevada. And, like,
- 57:40Speaker 1: you know, I follow her. I don't know what happened
- 57:41Speaker 1: to her account and shit, right? But she used to
- 57:46Speaker 1: post up kicking it in a room. This motherfucker had
- 57:48Speaker 1: an accident. I mean, yeah. And I'm just, like, actually not, like, seeing, like,
- 57:54Speaker 1: you know, you could tell that this dude did not
- 57:56Speaker 1: like being filmed. She was there. She was filming it
- 57:59Speaker 1: for the clout. I'm like, dog, when you have that
- 58:02Speaker 1: much money just laying around like Krispies, but the casino
- 58:06Speaker 1: gave it to you in the fucking big-ass suite, I
- 58:09Speaker 1: think it's some kind of industry. For sure. I was
- 58:13Speaker 1: going to ask you because you've hung out with this baller.
- 58:16Speaker 1: What's up with Kevin Hart? Oh, what do you mean?
- 58:18Speaker 1: Because you did the Kevin Hart thing. You did the
- 58:21Speaker 1: Kevin Hart thing. That's what I'm saying. You tell us
- 58:24Speaker 1: about it.
- 58:25Speaker 3: I'll tell you about it. Signed an NDA? Yeah, I
- 58:28Speaker 3: signed an NDA.
- 58:29Speaker 1: Really? Oh, shit.
- 58:31Speaker 3: There's some things that I could talk about it like
- 58:34Speaker 3: the truth of the episode. First, it's like, what's to
- 58:37Speaker 3: create TV that makes me come off look real mediocre?
- 58:41Speaker 1: And then I can tell you, it was a good experience.
- 58:43Speaker 1: That's what I mean. Yeah, it was a good experience.
- 58:44Speaker 1: That's what I mean. Because he plays poker and he
- 58:45Speaker 1: gambles heavy. That's why I was like, oh, shit.
- 58:47Speaker 3: I didn't know he played poker. I think I was
- 58:48Speaker 3: in the room with him. By the way, he's like,
- 58:51Speaker 3: he's tall.
- 58:53Speaker 1: Is Ray taller than him? Ray, stand up. Ray, yeah.
- 58:55Speaker 1: Ray's taller than him. I don't even have to see.
- 58:57Speaker 1: How tall are you, Ray? He's maybe 5'1, 5'2.
- 59:00Speaker 9: Dude!
- 59:00Speaker 7: Yeah, 5'1, 5'2.
- 59:03Speaker 1: Yeah, he's tiny. He's a little guy. He's probably the
- 59:06Speaker 1: size of that one midget that acted out when we
- 59:08Speaker 1: had him in here. That boy was like 4'8. He's all...
- 59:13Speaker 1: I'm not a midget.
- 59:14Speaker 12: No, Nathan. Nathan, he's like... Nathan, he's like midget. He's
- 59:24Speaker 12: on the bigger side for a midget. You were mad
- 59:26Speaker 12: because we told him we were bringing a midget. He's
- 59:28Speaker 12: not wanting someone this small.
- 59:29Speaker 1: Yeah. Just a regular. I would also be mad. I
- 59:33Speaker 1: would also be mad. The midgets that are smaller, bro,
- 59:35Speaker 1: the smaller they are, the bigger the pride, dog.
- 59:37Speaker 7: Imagine the opposite.
- 59:38Speaker 1: You're like, I'm going to bring a monster truck in.
- 59:40Speaker 1: And you brought like an F-250. I'd be mad at you, dog.
- 59:43Speaker 1: You're right. You're right. And it's like, that is really
- 59:46Speaker 1: how it is, dog. It's pretty big, but it's not
- 59:48Speaker 1: a monster truck. No, he just got really drunk. At
- 59:54Speaker 1: that time, we were all partying, and we gave him some.
- 1:00:00Speaker 1: You wanted another bump, bro? I was like, you're going
- 1:00:03Speaker 1: to have a heart attack in the studio. He has
- 1:00:07Speaker 1: a regular heart. He tried snatching a blunt off my hand.
- 1:00:10Speaker 1: That's not how that works. The size of your palm. Nah,
- 1:00:16Speaker 1: I was just like, chill, fool. Like, you know, and
- 1:00:18Speaker 1: then I told this homie, I was like, get your
- 1:00:19Speaker 1: little fool dog. Wait, X, do you think he has
- 1:00:23Speaker 1: a tiny heart? He has a regular human heart. So
- 1:00:25Speaker 1: he's got a regular size dick too? Yes. His heart
- 1:00:28Speaker 1: is the size of his fist. What are you talking about? Oh, fool.
- 1:00:32Speaker 5: Xavier never fucking misses a dick joke or asking something
- 1:00:36Speaker 5: about a dick.
- 1:00:38Speaker 1: Come on, X. I work with Sam. What do you
- 1:00:40Speaker 1: want me to do, dog?
- 1:00:41Speaker 2: Dick in the brain.
- 1:00:44Speaker 1: Like, okay, like, maybe not somebody like fucking, like, who's the, like,
- 1:00:49Speaker 1: Vern Troy? Somebody like Vern Troy for sure had, like,
- 1:00:51Speaker 1: a smaller heart. Yeah, maybe. So they got regular-sized vaginas, too?
- 1:00:55Speaker 1: I think all, like, little people got regular-sized. So my
- 1:00:58Speaker 1: dick wouldn't, like, it wouldn't destroy nothing. I wouldn't be like, yo,
- 1:01:02Speaker 1: I wouldn't feel like a BBC. First of all, I
- 1:01:03Speaker 1: think it would be sickening if it was really small.
- 1:01:05Speaker 1: It would look big in your hands, though, right? I
- 1:01:07Speaker 1: think it's proportionate. It must be proportionate. It just looks
- 1:01:10Speaker 1: bigger because they look smaller. Yeah, we would all take
- 1:01:13Speaker 1: one down, right? We would all take down a midget.
- 1:01:14Speaker 1: I know you're married, but if you weren't married. There's
- 1:01:16Speaker 1: some sexy midgets. There's some sexy midgets. Yeah. It would
- 1:01:19Speaker 1: have to be one of those like brilliant midgets. I'm
- 1:01:22Speaker 1: going to do it for story.
- 1:01:23Speaker 7: If it's a sexy midget, I'm doing it.
- 1:01:24Speaker 4: No, but I would do a decent looking one for
- 1:01:27Speaker 4: the story. Everything you do in your life becomes a story, brother.
- 1:01:32Speaker 4: Whether you tell it or not is up to you.
- 1:01:33Speaker 1: You get a midget banana? He gets a midget banana,
- 1:01:38Speaker 1: a cheeky banana. That's called a plantain. A plantain. Whatever
- 1:01:42Speaker 1: that one is. He got a little plantain and a threesome.
- 1:01:45Speaker 1: Little banana sundae. Yeah, dog. Plantain sundae wouldn't be as delicious, though. No,
- 1:01:54Speaker 1: but it'd be like, you know, like you'd have a
- 1:01:56Speaker 1: regular banana and a fucking plantain. Hey, dog, the fucking champs, dog,
- 1:02:03Speaker 1: you know, the fucking boner pill game. It's at an
- 1:02:07Speaker 1: all-time high now.
- 1:02:08Speaker 9: What?
- 1:02:09Speaker 1: The boner pill game, dog. You took one? You were
- 1:02:12Speaker 1: in Vegas. Dog, I got a lot of samples. Like
- 1:02:13Speaker 1: the rhinos? That's what I'm saying. You're talking from experience?
- 1:02:16Speaker 1: You're talking like... Dog, everybody has... You know how the
- 1:02:21Speaker 1: rhino has been dominating the fucking boner pill game for
- 1:02:23Speaker 1: the longest, right? Do those work on you guys? Those
- 1:02:26Speaker 1: are gas station ones, right? Dude, the rhinos and all
- 1:02:28Speaker 1: that shit, but those shits fuck up your heart too, bro.
- 1:02:30Speaker 1: Never tried it. I'll tell you that much. In my heyday,
- 1:02:34Speaker 1: when I was on sick ones... Dude, there was times
- 1:02:36Speaker 1: where I took the gamble and I was like, this
- 1:02:39Speaker 1: is it. I was like, because this shit was going
- 1:02:41Speaker 1: like fucking crazy, dog. Like, I should have probably gone
- 1:02:44Speaker 1: to the doctor, but shout out to fucking health. Anyways,
- 1:02:47Speaker 1: like the boner pill game is like at an all
- 1:02:50Speaker 1: time high. They have all these fucking products out there.
- 1:02:52Speaker 1: Like 6ix9ine has his own fucking products. He sells a
- 1:02:54Speaker 1: little ecstasy looking pills. And they're boner pills? Yeah. He
- 1:02:57Speaker 1: has a his and a hers, fool. A lot of
- 1:02:59Speaker 1: these companies have his and hers now, right? And then
- 1:03:02Speaker 1: they also, they have a company called, they have a
- 1:03:04Speaker 1: company called, it's Molly. They have a company called Churros Locals, dog.
- 1:03:08Speaker 1: And it's like, bro, they combine like baklava churros. Like
- 1:03:11Speaker 1: it's like a baklava churros. It's a little snack, right?
- 1:03:14Speaker 1: But then they have one, like when I was interviewing
- 1:03:16Speaker 1: the chick and they would tell us, he was like,
- 1:03:17Speaker 1: oh yeah. And this one is like, you know, for
- 1:03:19Speaker 1: his and hers. I was like, what the fuck? So
- 1:03:21Speaker 1: they have that. Even the hippies have fucking their own
- 1:03:23Speaker 1: boner pill. It's called Humpin' Hippies. And it's fucking like this.
- 1:03:28Speaker 1: It's called these fucking. So it gets you high and
- 1:03:30Speaker 1: you get boner at the same time? No, these are
- 1:03:32Speaker 1: all just to fucking poner fierro, dog. But there should
- 1:03:35Speaker 1: be one.
- 1:03:36Speaker 6: There should be one where like for stoners where you
- 1:03:38Speaker 6: get high, like a little bit THC and then a
- 1:03:40Speaker 6: little bit boner time action at the same time.
- 1:03:42Speaker 1: They do have some of them that like, for example,
- 1:03:44Speaker 1: the Humpin' Hippies, it does have a THCA or like THC.
- 1:03:48Speaker 1: little things i don't know there's a lot of these
- 1:03:49Speaker 1: fucking things and then the mushroom game is legal now
- 1:03:51Speaker 1: too there's a lot of fucking psycho how legal is
- 1:03:54Speaker 1: it dude you can go to all like this is
- 1:03:56Speaker 1: what's coming up in the market this year and next
- 1:03:58Speaker 1: year so like some of them are going to get
- 1:04:00Speaker 1: them this year but this is showcasing it i'm talking
- 1:04:03Speaker 1: about bro they tell you a warning like one piece
- 1:04:05Speaker 1: is good two pieces this like and it's psychoactive like
- 1:04:08Speaker 1: you start fucking like And it's actual psilocybin?
- 1:04:13Speaker 6: Or is it synthetic psilocybin or whatever the fuck they're
- 1:04:15Speaker 6: making now that.
- 1:04:16Speaker 1: Isn't real mushroom? They did the same shit that they
- 1:04:18Speaker 1: fucking did with THC and all those components. They figured
- 1:04:22Speaker 1: out that you could just take a certain molecule. It's
- 1:04:24Speaker 1: all different. It's something different from the mushroom. They being
- 1:04:27Speaker 1: the Chinese. That's what it means. Chinese people. I mean,
- 1:04:30Speaker 1: who created fentanyl? The Chinese. And they sent it over here.
- 1:04:35Speaker 1: Who's making a shitload of it? Mexico. Wait up, wait up,
- 1:04:39Speaker 1: wait up, wait up. One of the biggest plants in
- 1:04:40Speaker 1: the world. Who taught these indigenous... Yeah, thank you, Nitty.
- 1:04:46Speaker 1: Who taught them how to fucking make fentanyl? China, bro.
- 1:04:50Speaker 6: You're telling me my uncle from Sinaloa went to chemistry
- 1:04:53Speaker 6: class and figured out how to make fentanyl?
- 1:04:55Speaker 5: Huh?
- 1:04:55Speaker 1: Huh? Not the ones I'm talking about. Which ones are
- 1:05:03Speaker 1: you talking about? What are they called? Indigenous. Sound it out, brother. Indigenous.
- 1:05:09Speaker 1: There we go. Now tell me to spell it. I
- 1:05:11Speaker 1: ain't going to do that.
- 1:05:22Speaker 3: All the boner pills now, it feels like they're trying
- 1:05:25Speaker 3: to trick you into taking a boner pill, like how
- 1:05:27Speaker 3: you trick a dog into taking medicine.
- 1:05:29Speaker 1: Here's a churro. You don't even need it. They have,
- 1:05:33Speaker 1: like I said, all these variants. The smoking game, you
- 1:05:39Speaker 1: know how they're banning THCA and all the components in
- 1:05:42Speaker 1: other states? People are smoking blue lotus flower now. The
- 1:05:47Speaker 1: shit that the dude in the Odyssey was eating? To
- 1:05:50Speaker 1: stay there? Because I asked that guy, and he was
- 1:05:52Speaker 1: one of those, don't. What is it? Don't. So he
- 1:05:58Speaker 1: was like, I was like, hey, what's up with this?
- 1:05:59Speaker 1: He had joints. And then he was like, basically, it is,
- 1:06:02Speaker 1: you know, it was a blue dough dish flour. And
- 1:06:04Speaker 1: then he tells us, like, it's supposed to make you relax.
- 1:06:06Speaker 1: And I'm just like, so it's not going to get
- 1:06:07Speaker 1: me high. It's like, no, it's to relax. You make
- 1:06:09Speaker 1: tea out of it. I don't know. It's tea, bro.
- 1:06:12Speaker 1: They're smoking it, bro. I mean, that's what you're supposed
- 1:06:15Speaker 1: to do. We smoke everything.
- 1:06:16Speaker 3: What was the shit before they illegalized it, the shit
- 1:06:18Speaker 3: that they were selling in Texas?
- 1:06:20Speaker 1: It was THCA? Delta. Delta? I'm talking about Delta. I
- 1:06:24Speaker 1: almost threw the joint on the ground. I get into
- 1:06:27Speaker 1: a rotation of it. I'm like, what?
- 1:06:29Speaker 3: Like a girl just bought it. I don't mean to
- 1:06:31Speaker 3: cry because I was like, worst shit ever. It's just
- 1:06:33Speaker 3: some whacker who doesn't smoke. She's just trying to be accepted.
- 1:06:35Speaker 3: I was like, why would you bring this to the...
- 1:06:37Speaker 3: And I was out of pocket. She almost cried.
- 1:06:39Speaker 1: I was like, don't bring... At least tell me. Why
- 1:06:42Speaker 1: are you a jerk? Tell me it's Delta. Tell me
- 1:06:44Speaker 1: it's Delta. It's disgusting. It's disgusting. I don't taste the same.
- 1:06:47Speaker 1: It's awful. Like, the Lotus thing's intriguing, though. Yeah, like,
- 1:06:52Speaker 1: you're right, though, man. When somebody, like, come on, dog.
- 1:06:55Speaker 1: Don't pass me some CBD. Yeah. Yeah, like.
- 1:06:58Speaker 2: So mean.
- 1:06:59Speaker 1: Like. You should tell someone if it's not pain. No.
- 1:07:02Speaker 1: Get away from me. If it's not weed, you got
- 1:07:03Speaker 1: to tell somebody. Dog, somebody fucking, like, here's the thing.
- 1:07:06Speaker 1: And somebody did that to me, and I couldn't react, right? Like,
- 1:07:09Speaker 1: you know why? Like, it fucking tripped me out because
- 1:07:12Speaker 1: I was like, hey, you know, it was nice to
- 1:07:14Speaker 1: meet you. And it was like. Someone famous? No fool.
- 1:07:17Speaker 1: And then this fool, and then this fool, like, he's like,
- 1:07:19Speaker 1: Hey man, you want to hit this joint? And I'm like,
- 1:07:21Speaker 1: this fool smoking it to the head. And I was
- 1:07:22Speaker 1: just like, all right, cool. And I was like, is
- 1:07:25Speaker 1: this CBD, bro? Like, cause it has a very weird taste, like,
- 1:07:28Speaker 1: you know, flour. And I was like, and he's like, yeah,
- 1:07:30Speaker 1: I have cancer. And I was like, oh, all right,
- 1:07:33Speaker 1: for sure, bro.
- 1:07:33Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah.
- 1:07:34Speaker 1: Good call. Like, you know what I mean? Round of
- 1:07:36Speaker 1: applause for Egon, actually. Round of applause for your dick-ass
- 1:07:40Speaker 1: little thing. You got to be like, oh, shit, sick.
- 1:07:42Speaker 1: Can I get the plug? Well, I'm a Capricorn, bitch.
- 1:07:45Speaker 1: This is just terrible. That's fucking cool. I was just like, oh.
- 1:07:55Speaker 1: I'm a Capricorn. This shit is trash. I was like.
- 1:07:58Speaker 1: He's all bald. Hey, why you bald, dog? I was like, oh,
- 1:08:01Speaker 1: for sure, bro. I fucking gave him some funkies, though,
- 1:08:07Speaker 1: because at that point, because he passed me like an
- 1:08:11Speaker 1: old school one. This was like one of the old,
- 1:08:13Speaker 1: I don't know, when they did it in the San
- 1:08:15Speaker 1: Bernardino and Alcindor, one of the high times or something
- 1:08:17Speaker 1: like that. And just, like, this fool could walk. I
- 1:08:20Speaker 1: didn't think he was sick, right? Like, you know. But, like,
- 1:08:23Speaker 1: then I just, it was one of those, like, no
- 1:08:25Speaker 1: filtering or nothing. I was like, here, dog, check these out.
- 1:08:27Speaker 1: So I gave him some glasses after he told me
- 1:08:29Speaker 1: because I was like, I was, you know me, dog.
- 1:08:30Speaker 1: I was so witty to just, like, want to be like, oh,
- 1:08:33Speaker 1: you could have passed me that shit. But I was like, nah,
- 1:08:35Speaker 1: just chill, fool. Cancer wasn't in his legs. You heard
- 1:08:40Speaker 1: that right. Oh, this fool can walk. I'm like, he's
- 1:08:42Speaker 1: not paraplegic. He's not paralyzed. He has cancer. Well, what
- 1:08:46Speaker 1: was I going to tell him, fool? Take your hat off.
- 1:08:47Speaker 1: Let me see. Let me see your new hair, fool.
- 1:08:49Speaker 1: Fucked up, dog. Is that the first thing you look
- 1:08:53Speaker 1: at when you hear cancer? Like, can that fool walk?
- 1:08:55Speaker 1: Can that fool walk? Can that fool walk? I got
- 1:08:58Speaker 1: brain cancer. Fuck it. First of all, that's very logical, bro.
- 1:09:02Speaker 1: Your brain can fucking shut down. You got arm cancer. Well,
- 1:09:07Speaker 1: you have back cancer. Why is this bitch walking over
- 1:09:09Speaker 1: here with breast cancer? You got shoulder cancer. Oh, you walking?
- 1:09:13Speaker 1: Professor X, man. Professor Cancer over here. Professor X had cancer? Yeah.
- 1:09:20Speaker 1: That's what he's on top of. This fool thinks he thinks...
- 1:09:26Speaker 1: Makes sense.
- 1:09:28Speaker 3: He thinks he's all fucking doing telekinesis. We just tell him, dog,
- 1:09:31Speaker 3: because he has cancer, man.
- 1:09:32Speaker 1: He's bald and he can't walk. Fuck.
- 1:09:35Speaker 3: Yeah, dog, that's... Those tacos are starting to sound really
- 1:09:45Speaker 3: good right now.
- 1:09:46Speaker 1: I'm not going to do it. The whole time we're talking,
- 1:09:48Speaker 1: I'm debating if I should get the burrito or the tacos.
- 1:09:50Speaker 1: I got mad last time because this fool got so
- 1:09:52Speaker 1: mad last time because.
- 1:09:53Speaker 4: He was going to make me get fucking cow tongue
- 1:09:55Speaker 4: and it was disgusting.
- 1:09:56Speaker 1: No, it was cow head. What was it? Yeah. Wait,
- 1:09:58Speaker 1: cow head or... Lengua. Lengua. Lengua's great. I had... I
- 1:10:04Speaker 1: was having him to have all the like... Try it out.
- 1:10:07Speaker 1: We got all mad. Mad. I was mad. You got
- 1:10:09Speaker 1: nothing but... I got... No, he got other ones. Yeah. Don't...
- 1:10:14Speaker 1: If you don't like it, you don't like it. You
- 1:10:16Speaker 1: know what I mean? You do that one first.
- 1:10:17Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 1:10:18Speaker 1: You don't save that one for last because then you're like,
- 1:10:19Speaker 1: God damn it. This guy keeps... Don't? But tell him
- 1:10:24Speaker 1: how you got all mad because your little burrito ripped. Oh, dude.
- 1:10:27Speaker 1: I got mad?
- 1:10:28Speaker 5: Okay.
- 1:10:28Speaker 1: I got mad? Mad mad. This is not mad. This
- 1:10:31Speaker 1: is not mad. This is not mad. You was like
- 1:10:33Speaker 1: me at Hello Kitty Night. No, I was so... I
- 1:10:36Speaker 1: didn't even say anything. You went Hello Kitty Night on somebody?
- 1:10:39Speaker 1: You could tell you were mad. Because he was Mexican.
- 1:10:41Speaker 1: That's why you say shit. You called him a wetback? No,
- 1:10:44Speaker 1: he put my... No, I didn't. Not at all. This
- 1:10:46Speaker 1: guy put my burrito down. I asked for a burrito.
- 1:10:48Speaker 1: He put it down. And as he's... folding it. We
- 1:10:51Speaker 1: all saw this. Me and Chick-fil-A saw this. We're watching it.
- 1:10:52Speaker 4: As he's folding it, it rips and starts pouring and
- 1:10:55Speaker 4: he looks up at me, looks down and keeps rolling.
- 1:10:58Speaker 2: And I'm like, I was like, hold on.
- 1:11:02Speaker 1: He did. He fucking did. I was like, hold on.
- 1:11:03Speaker 1: What's going on here?
- 1:11:05Speaker 4: I look at Chick-fil-A and I'm like, yo, Chick-fil-A, if
- 1:11:08Speaker 4: I say this Mexican, what's the burrito at?
- 1:11:10Speaker 1: What's the burrito at? What's the burrito at? And Chick-fil-A, Chick-fil-A,
- 1:11:16Speaker 1: Chick-fil-A stepped up and was like, hey, you know, blah, blah, blah.
- 1:11:19Speaker 1: The guy's like, Blah, blah, blah. And then he threw
- 1:11:22Speaker 1: it away and made a new one. Yeah. Make a
- 1:11:25Speaker 1: new one. What the fuck? We watched it rip as
- 1:11:28Speaker 1: he rolled it. Wait, he threw all the ingredients out?
- 1:11:30Speaker 1: I'm like, dude, I'm not going to.
- 1:11:31Speaker 3: Well, how bad? He probably thought you were going to
- 1:11:35Speaker 3: approach it in layers, you know? Take a little thing,
- 1:11:37Speaker 3: take a little bite, a little thing, a little bite.
- 1:11:40Speaker 3: The rip was a whole thing.
- 1:11:41Speaker 1: Okay. This lady's baby came out the asshole. What would
- 1:11:45Speaker 1: have happened if you would have got that? If you
- 1:11:47Speaker 1: would have got that burrito, what would have happened? It
- 1:11:49Speaker 1: would have just not worked? No, it would be a soup.
- 1:11:51Speaker 1: It would be aluminum foil holding in liquid. What kind
- 1:11:55Speaker 1: of burrito did you order? He would have to eat
- 1:11:57Speaker 1: it sideways. He would have had to eat it sideways.
- 1:11:59Speaker 1: That's how bad this terrible is. I would have paid
- 1:12:01Speaker 1: the fucking burrito guy to make sure he got that burrito.
- 1:12:05Speaker 1: I would have prepared it the same way. Was it
- 1:12:11Speaker 1: a big ass burrito? No, but the second one he made.
- 1:12:14Speaker 1: He loved it, though. He loved it. He fucking scuffed
- 1:12:17Speaker 1: that down. You could see his face, bro. But as
- 1:12:19Speaker 1: I was eating it, I was like, damn, those tacos
- 1:12:21Speaker 1: look good. The fucked up part was if... But when
- 1:12:23Speaker 1: I ate tacos, I go, damn, that burrito looks good. Yo,
- 1:12:25Speaker 1: the fucked up part is chicklets wouldn't have been there.
- 1:12:27Speaker 1: If chicklets wouldn't have been there, this fool wouldn't have
- 1:12:29Speaker 1: said anything. I would have had to accept it and
- 1:12:30Speaker 1: it would have become a burrito bowl. Yeah. It still
- 1:12:33Speaker 1: would have been fire, bro. Yeah, but sometimes you just
- 1:12:35Speaker 1: like that. Yeah, the whole reason for a burrito. What
- 1:12:38Speaker 1: do you mean sometimes?
- 1:12:39Speaker 3: I'm going to order something that's like this.
- 1:12:41Speaker 1: You hold it like this. You see how he did it?
- 1:12:43Speaker 1: He likes to firm, dog. Yeah, shout out to everybody
- 1:12:48Speaker 1: that's super chatting. I do want to tell you guys,
- 1:12:50Speaker 1: one of you guys is going to get one of
- 1:12:54Speaker 1: the chiclets and a pack of nitty papers, and the
- 1:12:57Speaker 1: other one is going to get a We Don't Smoke
- 1:12:59Speaker 1: the Same hat and a Benjamin. And one super chat
- 1:13:00Speaker 1: will get a mega putasos from... Not me. From the
- 1:13:08Speaker 1: Mega Potasso himself. Oh, shit. That's right. Hadar in the building.
- 1:13:15Speaker 1: And every, what is it? First place and second place
- 1:13:18Speaker 1: will get an Aether of, you know, the latest drop
- 1:13:21Speaker 1: of Hadar. So, shout out to Hadar. Not that many
- 1:13:24Speaker 1: of you fools in there, so chances are good. Oh,
- 1:13:28Speaker 1: so half and half. So, there you go. You guys
- 1:13:30Speaker 1: get a... Damn. I'm faded. Damn, it's that shit, though. Huh? Yeah.
- 1:13:37Speaker 1: That's just fire, bro. Sugar cane. I don't usually start
- 1:13:41Speaker 1: smoking until about 11, but... Morning, brother. Oh, that's right.
- 1:13:45Speaker 1: I have noticed. I was like, you need... Did you
- 1:13:47Speaker 1: blaze it? I've been blazing.
- 1:13:49Speaker 5: Oh, okay.
- 1:13:49Speaker 1: But like, yeah, I just haven't... I don't smoke this. Morning, brother. Yeah,
- 1:13:53Speaker 1: good morning. Tacos. Be good night. What do you mean?
- 1:13:55Speaker 1: Tacos and an apple. I'm not doing tacos. You know,
- 1:13:58Speaker 1: every time they mention this, it's like, I'm like, I
- 1:14:00Speaker 1: hate these fucking guys, bro, because these guys are over here.
- 1:14:02Speaker 1: Get invited, bro. It's right down the street.
- 1:14:04Speaker 6: You can go eat with us and come back here.
- 1:14:06Speaker 1: I have work to do. You know what I mean? Yeah.
- 1:14:07Speaker 1: I was like, these people that are fucking paying for
- 1:14:10Speaker 1: the Patreon, they expect their packages to be shipped out.
- 1:14:13Speaker 1: You guys mind if E-Zone goes and eats and comes back?
- 1:14:18Speaker 1: you're asking like it's the mom you guys hit the
- 1:14:19Speaker 1: like button for Ezo to come have a couple tacos
- 1:14:22Speaker 1: excuse me Mrs. Chat can Ezo come out and play
- 1:14:27Speaker 1: yeah but I was like I was just saying I
- 1:14:30Speaker 1: have a lot of fucking a lot of things to
- 1:14:31Speaker 1: do and I'm like I wish I could fucking find
- 1:14:33Speaker 1: that time dog to fucking.
- 1:14:35Speaker 4: Just be like you know what I'm gonna just eat
- 1:14:36Speaker 4: and go to sleep you patriarch guys are so mean
- 1:14:39Speaker 4: to you they're hard bossing.
- 1:14:41Speaker 1: Those patriarchs make sure you guys get paid I'm just
- 1:14:43Speaker 1: saying yeah they're rude bro Dude, you're rude. We're all
- 1:14:47Speaker 1: paying $ 5 or whatever the fuck the subscription is. We
- 1:14:49Speaker 1: just want you to come have a taco with us.
- 1:14:52Speaker 1: All right, so let's get into the super chats, Ray. Oh,
- 1:14:55Speaker 1: wait up. Quick question before we get into it.
- 1:14:56Speaker 6: You guys have been keeping up with that crazy case
- 1:14:59Speaker 6: about that.
- 1:14:59Speaker 1: Lady that killed her kids. The lady that killed her babies?
- 1:15:02Speaker 1: That's fucked up. No, it's not, bro. How many people
- 1:15:04Speaker 1: are saying she's innocent? I don't really know anybody. So
- 1:15:07Speaker 1: there's this female that she literally strangled her kids. She's
- 1:15:10Speaker 1: a female woman. Yeah, she strangled her kids. Through postpartum.
- 1:15:14Speaker 3: How many?
- 1:15:15Speaker 1: I mean, three of them. Through postpartum, which is super sad.
- 1:15:17Speaker 1: I'm not saying that postpartum is crazy. They were all little? Little.
- 1:15:20Speaker 1: Under five, bro. Damn.
- 1:15:22Speaker 6: And then she slit her throat, and then she slit
- 1:15:25Speaker 6: her wrist, and then jumped off her two-story building, and
- 1:15:28Speaker 6: she's paralyzed now.
- 1:15:30Speaker 1: She survived? Yeah. And then the husband showed up, and
- 1:15:33Speaker 1: then she saw her literally outside the fucking house, so
- 1:15:36Speaker 1: he went to go check up on her. And she's like,
- 1:15:38Speaker 1: where are the kids?
- 1:15:39Speaker 6: And she's like, and then she wasn't talking. She was
- 1:15:41Speaker 6: obviously dying, so he goes to the fucking basement or whatever.
- 1:15:43Speaker 6: And this is on the phone call. They won't press
- 1:15:45Speaker 6: the call because I guess he made some crazy animalistic noises.
- 1:15:49Speaker 1: Because, dude, finding your kid's dad is nuts.
- 1:15:50Speaker 7: I would have kicked that bitch to death. If I
- 1:15:53Speaker 7: were the dad, I would have kicked that bitch to death.
- 1:15:54Speaker 1: And there's females right now. Why didn't you fucking call it? Bro,
- 1:15:57Speaker 1: at that point, you don't put two and two. You're like...
- 1:16:01Speaker 1: I'm kicking that bitch's ass. All the kids are smoked,
- 1:16:02Speaker 1: and then this bitch is still alive, dog? There were signs,
- 1:16:05Speaker 1: because postpartum depression, there's signs. You got a Tony Soprano hurt.
- 1:16:09Speaker 1: Remember when he killed Christopher? And he's like, this is
- 1:16:11Speaker 1: for the better of everybody.
- 1:16:17Speaker 2: Nah, he didn't even say anything.
- 1:16:18Speaker 1: That shit was fucked. Yeah, but like, yo, he knew
- 1:16:20Speaker 1: he was just like, he even got the phone. He
- 1:16:21Speaker 1: was like, nah, fuck this, bro. Like, and it's kind
- 1:16:25Speaker 1: of like, that's, bro, come on. That's just three kids, bro.
- 1:16:29Speaker 1: And look, if she's going to get proven innocent, dog.
- 1:16:32Speaker 1: She has so much support right now. So much. Women
- 1:16:34Speaker 1: are like crazy. See, that's so fucked up. It's not
- 1:16:37Speaker 1: her fault.
- 1:16:37Speaker 3: It's not her fault.
- 1:16:38Speaker 1: It's not her fault. fucking crazy. Yeah, she's saying it's postpartum.
- 1:16:42Speaker 1: They're blaming postpartum, which is like, it's still her.
- 1:16:44Speaker 3: I'm all for mental health and all that shit, but
- 1:16:46Speaker 3: I'm kicking it.
- 1:16:47Speaker 1: Then they should put Chris Benoit in the Hall of Fame, dog.
- 1:16:50Speaker 1: Then fucking give Chris Benoit his WWE Hall of Fame shit, dog.
- 1:16:53Speaker 2: That's crazy. He was delusional.
- 1:16:56Speaker 1: Those are babies dying. The babies died. Three. Three babies.
- 1:17:01Speaker 1: These weren't three abortions back to back to back. These
- 1:17:04Speaker 1: were full-grown babies. I don't understand the argument here. Here's
- 1:17:07Speaker 1: my other thing. Let's say it was, she already had
- 1:17:09Speaker 1: two kids.
- 1:17:09Speaker 6: So she obviously doesn't have postpartum that bad. But like,
- 1:17:12Speaker 6: I can somehow understand if like you go postpartum and
- 1:17:14Speaker 6: you kill like a three month old.
- 1:17:16Speaker 1: Cause that's crazy. But I guess it happens.
- 1:17:18Speaker 6: But you killed another fucking two, another two other babies
- 1:17:21Speaker 6: on top of the, cause once you've.
- 1:17:22Speaker 1: Seen the first one goal, you're like, all right, I
- 1:17:25Speaker 1: was talking to my sister. Cause she's like postpartum. And
- 1:17:27Speaker 1: I'm like, no. Do you have kids? No, she was
- 1:17:30Speaker 1: telling me, I was telling her moms don't really kill
- 1:17:32Speaker 1: their babies. And she's like, you don't understand.
- 1:17:33Speaker 6: It's very common for postpartum for a mom to kill
- 1:17:36Speaker 6: the baby. But she kills one of them like six
- 1:17:39Speaker 6: months in, you know, like kind of like it's kind
- 1:17:40Speaker 6: of weird.
- 1:17:41Speaker 1: Still fucked. Still fucked. But you killed two kids on
- 1:17:44Speaker 1: top of that.
- 1:17:44Speaker 3: It's not common for a dude to fuck a kid,
- 1:17:46Speaker 3: but that dude's a pedophile, and he's mentally all fucked up.
- 1:17:49Speaker 7: I still want to kill that fool.
- 1:17:51Speaker 1: Yeah. You know, it's still a kid getting fucked up here.
- 1:17:53Speaker 1: That's fucking crazy, boy.
- 1:17:54Speaker 3: That's fucking crazy. And the fact that you're going to
- 1:17:56Speaker 3: get canceled because you feel this emotional... I'm a human being,
- 1:18:00Speaker 3: and I see a kid die or a kid get hurt,
- 1:18:03Speaker 3: and I don't even have kids like that.
- 1:18:04Speaker 7: I don't even like kids.
- 1:18:06Speaker 1: But you still have that fucking... I hate kids. But
- 1:18:09Speaker 1: if I see.
- 1:18:09Speaker 7: A dead kid, I'm like, nah.
- 1:18:11Speaker 1: You still have that fucking emotion, bro. That's crazy. He said,
- 1:18:15Speaker 1: if I see a dead kid, like, yeah, bro. Come on.
- 1:18:18Speaker 1: For sure.
- 1:18:18Speaker 7: You should be alive while I hate you right now.
- 1:18:20Speaker 1: You know what I mean? Get the fuck away from me.
- 1:18:23Speaker 7: But I'm bothered by that.
- 1:18:24Speaker 1: Imagine the dad. Yeah, but, oh, it's horrible. Are they
- 1:18:30Speaker 1: blaming him? Is he being accused of anything? No, but,
- 1:18:32Speaker 1: I mean, he cheated. So, you know, that's, oh, you
- 1:18:35Speaker 1: know how it's thrown in there into court. Like, kind
- 1:18:37Speaker 1: of like his fault. How fat did his wife get?
- 1:18:41Speaker 1: She wasn't that fat. Oh, come on. But she was
- 1:18:43Speaker 1: a nurse. That's another thing. She was a nurse. So,
- 1:18:44Speaker 1: she knew all about this. It's crazy, bro. I've been
- 1:18:46Speaker 1: looking into this case.
- 1:18:47Speaker 6: I was wondering if, I know Nitty likes to go
- 1:18:49Speaker 6: down the rabbit holes sometimes.
- 1:18:50Speaker 7: I just canceled myself feeling this way.
- 1:18:52Speaker 1: Holy shit, bro. What the fuck, man? When you came on,
- 1:18:54Speaker 1: we don't smoke the same. You got... Yeah, but I
- 1:18:56Speaker 1: know that. I know that. The second you walked in, dog.
- 1:19:01Speaker 4: We're projecting a swastika on your face whenever you talk.
- 1:19:05Speaker 3: There's an understanding for postpartum depression. Of course, I feel
- 1:19:08Speaker 3: for that. But there has to be an understanding for
- 1:19:10Speaker 3: the human emotion of like, what.
- 1:19:13Speaker 1: The fuck, man? It's dead kids, man. It's a kid, bro.
- 1:19:15Speaker 3: What the fuck are you talking about? You can't cancel
- 1:19:17Speaker 3: me because I feel some certain type of way for
- 1:19:19Speaker 3: the dead kid. I'm not trying to deflect away from
- 1:19:21Speaker 3: this chick mental illness. But I can only take mental
- 1:19:25Speaker 3: health so far when there's dead kids.
- 1:19:27Speaker 1: You know what I'm saying?
- 1:19:28Speaker 5: Yeah.
- 1:19:28Speaker 1: Unless it's an abortion. Like a homeless guy.
- 1:19:30Speaker 7: Like if a homeless guy punches me in the face.
- 1:19:33Speaker 1: I'm like, oh man, he's mentally ill. That sucks. I'm
- 1:19:35Speaker 1: going to punch that motherfucker back. What are you talking about? Yeah.
- 1:19:39Speaker 1: It's crazy. But you got to make sure that if
- 1:19:41Speaker 1: you hit him, that you don't bleed.
- 1:19:43Speaker 3: Why?
- 1:19:43Speaker 1: If your blood mixes with his blood, now you're fucked.
- 1:19:46Speaker 7: Now he has HPV, dog.
- 1:19:48Speaker 1: Sorry, homeless guy. And diabetes, fool. You're diabetic. You got
- 1:19:54Speaker 1: AIDS now.
- 1:19:54Speaker 3: Yeah. You got little bumpies on your fucking balls, fool.
- 1:19:58Speaker 1: Imagine diabetes was contagious like that. Oh, I'd be kissing everybody.
- 1:20:04Speaker 1: Come get this curse.
- 1:20:05Speaker 3: Come get this curse.
- 1:20:07Speaker 1: Fuck you guys and your sugar. What's the worst part
- 1:20:09Speaker 1: about diabetes? I don't have it. I'm pre-diabetic. I don't
- 1:20:12Speaker 1: have it. I'm trying to avoid that.
- 1:20:14Speaker 3: That's why all the GLP-1 talk is happening because I'm
- 1:20:16Speaker 3: prone to it. That's why I say anybody who's a
- 1:20:19Speaker 3: fat Mexican or a fat black dude and they're like,
- 1:20:21Speaker 3: I'm not pre-diabetic.
- 1:20:22Speaker 1: It's because you haven't gotten blood work because you're fucking...
- 1:20:25Speaker 1: You're a coward. You're a coward. So if you have diabetes,
- 1:20:27Speaker 1: will you get it then? If you have diabetes, you're
- 1:20:29Speaker 1: stuck with it. Then do it. Usually the whole reason
- 1:20:32Speaker 1: the blood work is important, dog, is to let you
- 1:20:35Speaker 1: know you're in the pre-diabetic range. So that way you
- 1:20:38Speaker 1: can still fucking save it. And especially if you have
- 1:20:40Speaker 1: it in your family, bro, it's even better if you
- 1:20:42Speaker 1: get that shit done. And it sure covers it. That's
- 1:20:44Speaker 1: why it's... Yeah. And let's get into these super chats
- 1:20:46Speaker 1: because I see a lot of them coming in. And
- 1:20:49Speaker 1: while he's getting those super chats ready, do you want
- 1:20:51Speaker 1: to tell them about your upcoming special?
- 1:20:55Speaker 3: Before I get canceled because of my facts about dead babies,
- 1:20:59Speaker 3: my feelings about them, I'm recording a comedy special as
- 1:21:02Speaker 3: a stand-up comedy club in Bellflower on October 8th. Two shows,
- 1:21:07Speaker 3: 7 o'clock and 10 o'clock. Come get those tickets. I
- 1:21:10Speaker 3: got Felipe Esparza's producing. He's on the show. Martin Rizzo's
- 1:21:14Speaker 3: on the show. Should be a fun time. I don't
- 1:21:16Speaker 3: know where we're going to put it at, but, you know.
- 1:21:18Speaker 3: Hopefully his YouTube channel, some shit.
- 1:21:20Speaker 1: We'll figure it out. That's dope, man. That's the first.
- 1:21:23Speaker 1: I mean, Felipe producing and being in it is dope.
- 1:21:29Speaker 3: I also got a podcast called Bad Habits where we
- 1:21:32Speaker 3: talk about the bad habits that we do that anybody
- 1:21:35Speaker 3: could call in and talk about their own bad habits.
- 1:21:37Speaker 3: Just little minuscule shit that bothers you, like biting your
- 1:21:41Speaker 3: fingernails to maybe a heroin addiction.
- 1:21:42Speaker 1: We've had just shit like that. That's our podcast. I
- 1:21:46Speaker 1: do that with Hormoz Rashidi at the Comedy Store. Thought
- 1:21:48Speaker 1: I got the pro. Yeah, hormones is great. You guys
- 1:21:51Speaker 1: have mom, right? Yeah. Yeah, he's coming on soon, guys.
- 1:21:54Speaker 1: Hell yeah. Yeah, we got him on. Get him canceled. Yeah,
- 1:21:56Speaker 1: let's get you back on. And then once the special drops,
- 1:21:59Speaker 1: come back on. Yeah. Yeah, right when it comes back on,
- 1:22:01Speaker 1: let us know. Yeah. All right, let's get into the
- 1:22:03Speaker 1: super chats, right?
- 1:22:05Speaker 5: Browzy420, say, I've seen a lot of your people. Tell
- 1:22:11Speaker 5: them that I knew you, LMAO.
- 1:22:14Speaker 1: Don't. Don't. Don't. Just tell them don't. Say hello. Show
- 1:22:20Speaker 1: them a picture. You know this guy? Yeah, Browsy. You
- 1:22:26Speaker 1: guys know Nitty? I appreciate that. Any promo is a
- 1:22:29Speaker 1: good promo. You guys know Nitty?
- 1:22:31Speaker 2: You should show up to the market that I go to.
- 1:22:34Speaker 2: It's owned by Indian dudes.
- 1:22:36Speaker 1: Yeah. They have a lot of.
- 1:22:40Speaker 2: Hey, before.
- 1:22:42Speaker 5: When they came around, dog, there is no QC up
- 1:22:44Speaker 5: in that place.
- 1:22:45Speaker 2: It's fucked up.
- 1:22:48Speaker 1: It's fine.
- 1:22:49Speaker 5: Greñas, just got the shop notification. My linked up hack
- 1:22:53Speaker 5: gets here today, sir.
- 1:22:54Speaker 1: You're welcome, dog. Enjoy the extra goodies.
- 1:22:59Speaker 2: That motherfucker. Buenos dias, mis pobres.
- 1:23:03Speaker 1: Buenos dias, dog. What up? Oh, I hate people that
- 1:23:08Speaker 1: do that. Who is this? Predict? Predict does that shit, dog.
- 1:23:13Speaker 1: Not anymore, dog. Poor people. Like the pores. We already
- 1:23:18Speaker 1: talked about this, Don. I know, but it still pisses
- 1:23:21Speaker 1: me off. We already explained this shit to him. Next one. Pobres,
- 1:23:25Speaker 1: it means... No, he explained to him the whole... You
- 1:23:29Speaker 1: know how some motherfuckers say that? I hate when people
- 1:23:31Speaker 1: write that shit. I like that. That was very rapey.
- 1:23:37Speaker 1: I'm bored. On point with the culture. Next one. You
- 1:23:45Speaker 1: just got to say sexy. Señora.
- 1:23:48Speaker 2: A la fuerza.
- 1:23:48Speaker 1: A la fuerza. What is it? R-War gangs? A la fuerza.
- 1:23:52Speaker 1: Rape gangs? Yeah. Damn. A la fuerza. Next one, dog.
- 1:23:57Speaker 6: That's going to be your gang name.
- 1:24:01Speaker 1: It's going to be your gang name. A la fuerza.
- 1:24:03Speaker 1: A la fuerza. That's crazy. A la fuerza. A la fuerza. No,
- 1:24:07Speaker 1: me gusta la fuerza. Next one.
- 1:24:14Speaker 5: Chief, what's up? Modesto in the house. Nice to see
- 1:24:17Speaker 5: a 209 dude up in there.
- 1:24:20Speaker 3: Kick this fool out the chat.
- 1:24:22Speaker 1: Just kidding. Don't do that. Don't do that. Don't do that. 209, baby,
- 1:24:26Speaker 1: what's up? How you doing? But fuck, you can get
- 1:24:27Speaker 1: me caught up. Come on now. When's the last time
- 1:24:30Speaker 1: you were in Modesto? Not too long ago, like last year. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- 1:24:34Speaker 1: It was fun. It's okay. It's not. Here's the thing.
- 1:24:38Speaker 1: We're the laughingstock of California. Really? Yeah, yeah.
- 1:24:41Speaker 3: As soon as you get into the 209 area, it
- 1:24:42Speaker 3: starts to smell like cow shit and then people are.
- 1:24:46Speaker 7: But that's the smell of money, so go fuck yourselves.
- 1:24:48Speaker 1: All right? There's comedy clubs. We'll talk later. You know
- 1:24:52Speaker 1: what I mean? It's a good place. Yeah. Then you
- 1:24:54Speaker 1: start celebrating like the cow shit festival.
- 1:24:56Speaker 7: There's hella Indians out there. They got the smoke shop
- 1:24:59Speaker 7: and hotel game on lock like everywhere else.
- 1:25:04Speaker 1: They got Chamoy. They got a lot of Mexicans, bro. Yo,
- 1:25:09Speaker 1: there was a company that was selling Chamoy fucking gummies.
- 1:25:12Speaker 1: Let's go. And I fucking thought I was like, I
- 1:25:15Speaker 1: wonder what Mexican is doing this shit. Indian. Dog, I
- 1:25:20Speaker 1: was just like, yo, Indians just love chamoy. I love chamoy.
- 1:25:24Speaker 1: He does, dude. You really? Yes, bro. Like, it's crazy.
- 1:25:27Speaker 1: He also loves Taco Bell, so he's out of it.
- 1:25:30Speaker 1: You don't like Taco Bell? No, but like this motherfucker
- 1:25:32Speaker 1: was like, you know, like a chamoy shit, this would
- 1:25:35Speaker 1: eat it like a go-gurt, bro. He just fucking doesn't
- 1:25:37Speaker 1: even need nothing. He'll just be like, yo, this is good. Wait.
- 1:25:45Speaker 1: Next one, Ray.
- 1:25:49Speaker 2: Next one, Cloud Dealer.
- 1:25:51Speaker 5: Ayo, Ezon, I messaged you my info on Patreon for
- 1:25:55Speaker 5: winning two weeks ago.
- 1:25:57Speaker 2: Thank you, bro. Same team.
- 1:25:59Speaker 1: You're welcome.
- 1:25:59Speaker 2: Also, Niri, come berga.
- 1:26:02Speaker 1: That's what he wrote?
- 1:26:04Speaker 9: Yeah.
- 1:26:04Speaker 4: Ezon is my baby mama.
- 1:26:08Speaker 1: Salute to him, dog. And I'm glad you got your stuff.
- 1:26:12Speaker 1: I usually send you a tracking number back whenever. Gracias.
- 1:26:19Speaker 5: That's a good comeback. Luis Dia, shout out. We don't
- 1:26:25Speaker 5: smoke the same in Saúl. We excited to have you
- 1:26:28Speaker 5: in the Yuma and on the number one pod in town.
- 1:26:31Speaker 5: Offbeat and unfiltered.
- 1:26:33Speaker 1: Tickets going fast.
- 1:26:36Speaker 5: We giving away two best tacos. You ever had just
- 1:26:40Speaker 5: sat away from XG's favorite Berga tacos?
- 1:26:45Speaker 1: You've been to that club in Yuma, right? Yeah, that's
- 1:26:47Speaker 1: a sick-ass club, dog. I was there with George. You
- 1:26:50Speaker 1: going up there? Yeah, I'm going up.
- 1:26:51Speaker 7: There in September doing a little run.
- 1:26:53Speaker 1: Arizona, bro. It's scary, bro. You say scary? Yeah, bro.
- 1:26:57Speaker 1: Is that when that tweaker was starting to fight with
- 1:26:59Speaker 1: you guys?
- 1:26:59Speaker 3: Nah, bro.
- 1:27:00Speaker 6: I went with George Perez and Sidekick Eddie to go
- 1:27:02Speaker 6: do stand-up over there. And on the way back, I
- 1:27:06Speaker 6: looked online and called everybody.
- 1:27:08Speaker 1: Good. But why was there an ice checkpoint? I got
- 1:27:12Speaker 1: George and Sidekick Eddie behind me.
- 1:27:14Speaker 9: Oh, shit.
- 1:27:14Speaker 1: And then Sidekick's like, I brought the sack. No! Yeah! Huh?
- 1:27:22Speaker 1: He's here. I mean, I have a license, but it
- 1:27:24Speaker 1: just still scares the shit out of me, bro. It's
- 1:27:26Speaker 1: still fucking... And I'm there like, fuck, bro. No, it's
- 1:27:29Speaker 1: a great ass club, though. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I didn't know.
- 1:27:32Speaker 1: Fucking nitties that you got through. He's obviously fucking here, dog.
- 1:27:35Speaker 1: It'd be a different story. No, but the reason... No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
- 1:27:38Speaker 1: I don't think they would have taken him to jail.
- 1:27:40Speaker 1: He would have been gone. No, no, no. Why are
- 1:27:41Speaker 1: you so scared of Ice then?
- 1:27:43Speaker 6: No, I'm not saying that. It's like I got fucking
- 1:27:44Speaker 6: George Perez and Sidekick Eddie fucking two... Juan pulls a
- 1:27:48Speaker 6: coke hit in the backside. Dick Eddy says he's got
- 1:27:49Speaker 6: a sack on him. We're like, we don't look good.
- 1:27:51Speaker 1: That's what I'm trying to say. Everyone looks like a trafficker.
- 1:27:53Speaker 1: You know what I mean?
- 1:27:54Speaker 6: It was that thing where I'm like, why do I
- 1:27:55Speaker 6: have to run into that checkpoint with these motherfuckers on
- 1:27:58Speaker 6: me and I'm driving?
- 1:27:59Speaker 1: And then, yeah, it was, then I started stuttering. Oh, senor!
- 1:28:02Speaker 1: And then I started stuttering. George is like, You should
- 1:28:05Speaker 1: put an Indian accent on at that point. George pulled
- 1:28:07Speaker 1: out the, I've been on Rogan. To the officer? No,
- 1:28:10Speaker 1: he didn't. What did the officer say? Nuh-uh. Did it work?
- 1:28:14Speaker 1: It fucking worked. Oh, shit. Yeah, it fucking worked. Because
- 1:28:18Speaker 1: we had posters. We had posters from the Yuma Club.
- 1:28:21Speaker 1: So we were like, we just got back from stand-up, dog.
- 1:28:23Speaker 1: We're dying. Okay. Yeah, and then he's like, I've been
- 1:28:25Speaker 1: on Rogan's. And they were just like, all right.
- 1:28:29Speaker 3: That was some fucking Jedi shit right there. Cholo Jedi shit.
- 1:28:34Speaker 3: What's the biggest credit I got right now?
- 1:28:36Speaker 7: We're not the Mexicans you were looking for, boy.
- 1:28:38Speaker 1: That's what that was. i definitely could see him saying
- 1:28:42Speaker 1: it like that like not even i've been on joe
- 1:28:44Speaker 1: rogan but i've been on rogan's dog all.
- 1:28:46Speaker 6: Fast bro yeah he's like we just did state we
- 1:28:48Speaker 6: just sold out the uman down there you're like.
- 1:28:50Speaker 3: He saved your ass oh dude i thank the fuck
- 1:28:53Speaker 3: out of him today that was amazing dog well rogan
- 1:28:57Speaker 3: You gotta pull.
- 1:28:58Speaker 1: The biggest credit you got. Dude, and he pulled a
- 1:29:00Speaker 1: big one there for you.
- 1:29:02Speaker 3: He didn't say yo mama.
- 1:29:04Speaker 1: He didn't go down the list. He went right to
- 1:29:06Speaker 1: the big one. What do you tell him, Nady? Who
- 1:29:08Speaker 1: was the host of Yo Mama? If I got caught? Ice?
- 1:29:14Speaker 1: You remember?
- 1:29:14Speaker 3: They told you not to forget.
- 1:29:17Speaker 10: It's 10 days away.
- 1:29:21Speaker 1: It could happen again. We're 10 days away. I would
- 1:29:24Speaker 1: ask them. I would look at them and be like, Sir,
- 1:29:27Speaker 1: how little is my hat? Do you think I really
- 1:29:29Speaker 1: did it? Next one.
- 1:29:34Speaker 2: Next one, Perry Blanco. Shout out to all the tortas.
- 1:29:38Speaker 1: That's what I'm talking about. Shout out to all the tortas.
- 1:29:41Speaker 4: Some of your tortas need to fucking tighten it up.
- 1:29:45Speaker 1: Oh, sorry.
- 1:29:45Speaker 2: You said to all the tortos.
- 1:29:47Speaker 1: The dudes. Tortos. The dudes.
- 1:29:49Speaker 3: But see, the thing is that tortos, we've been humble
- 1:29:51Speaker 3: since day one.
- 1:29:52Speaker 1: You know what I mean?
- 1:29:53Speaker 3: We've been humble since day one. The problem is that these.
- 1:29:55Speaker 7: Tortas are changing up. They don't like tortos no more.
- 1:29:58Speaker 1: Yeah, it's like, okay, fine. They want to be mantenidas. Yeah. Like, bitch,
- 1:30:02Speaker 1: you got a working body. Go to work. You got
- 1:30:07Speaker 1: mother elbows. Mother elbows? Yeah, I know what you mean.
- 1:30:13Speaker 1: The padding and shit. You can hold that job at
- 1:30:15Speaker 1: Home Depot, bitch. Come on. Stop playing, dog. You're too
- 1:30:18Speaker 1: big for a vest, bitch. You're too big for a vest?
- 1:30:21Speaker 1: Not even like an Amazon vest, though? I've seen people
- 1:30:23Speaker 1: that are too big for a vest, dog. Like this
- 1:30:26Speaker 1: really big, like sassy black chick, dog. The vest looks
- 1:30:29Speaker 1: small as fuck, dog. And I'm just like, she working it,
- 1:30:31Speaker 1: but she don't fit. But you know what the crazy
- 1:30:33Speaker 1: part is? When you go to Home Depot, they hire anybody.
- 1:30:37Speaker 1: These people don't know shit, bro. You ask them for something,
- 1:30:39Speaker 1: they don't know nothing. Go ask the fool outside. Yeah.
- 1:30:43Speaker 1: He knows more. Why don't you hire him?
- 1:30:44Speaker 6: And I know he's illegal, but he'd know more about
- 1:30:46Speaker 6: what's going on in this Home Depot than the person.
- 1:30:49Speaker 1: In the right- Don't worry, bro.
- 1:30:50Speaker 3: The economy's going to get worse, and you're going to have, like,
- 1:30:53Speaker 3: retired fools who know how to work on stuff. They're
- 1:30:55Speaker 3: going to be working at Home Depot soon, so don't worry, man.
- 1:30:57Speaker 3: Someone's dad's going to be working at Home Depot soon,
- 1:30:59Speaker 3: and he'll know everything about nails.
- 1:31:02Speaker 1: Next one, Ray. Oh.
- 1:31:04Speaker 2: Next one, Jose. Next one, Jose Murga.
- 1:31:12Speaker 5: Thanks for the fat shaming going hard at the gym today.
- 1:31:16Speaker 1: That's right. That's right. I'm talking about get in there. Works, dog.
- 1:31:20Speaker 1: You guys go to the sauna. Yeah, I love the sauna.
- 1:31:23Speaker 1: That's all he talks about. I fucking hate it.
- 1:31:25Speaker 7: Bro, the problem is I go to LA Fitness. So
- 1:31:27Speaker 7: it's not like I keep to myself.
- 1:31:29Speaker 2: Shared.
- 1:31:29Speaker 3: I keep to myself, but it's normally folks doing push-ups
- 1:31:32Speaker 3: and shit.
- 1:31:32Speaker 1: In the sauna? In the sauna, bro. Nah, bro. That's
- 1:31:35Speaker 1: just a bull. You've been doing that, bro, and I'm
- 1:31:37Speaker 1: just chilling. I've been working out. And this, I'm going
- 1:31:40Speaker 1: to be a motherfucker like you. I'm just sitting there.
- 1:31:43Speaker 1: I'm just sitting there, right? And a motherfucker's doing, and
- 1:31:45Speaker 1: his elbow's touching me. I'm like, dog, come on.
- 1:31:47Speaker 3: This motherfucker, yeah, but it's too close. People be getting close, man.
- 1:31:52Speaker 3: And there's like a Chinese dude drying his shoes on the.
- 1:31:54Speaker 1: Rocks, man. It's fucked up, bro. Yeah, no. That's fools
- 1:32:00Speaker 1: abusing the sauna, dog. Like... like fools are naked in
- 1:32:05Speaker 1: there huh it's fucking crazy man hey but fools are
- 1:32:09Speaker 1: naked in there too huh yes you can be if
- 1:32:12Speaker 1: you want to but I mean at least I might
- 1:32:13Speaker 1: jump in.
- 1:32:14Speaker 7: I don't know if you can be I feel like
- 1:32:15Speaker 7: you have to have a towel there's.
- 1:32:16Speaker 1: Gotta be something I agree yeah I don't think you
- 1:32:18Speaker 1: should just be in there dick out and.
- 1:32:20Speaker 11: Everything yeah it's out of pocket man Asian Chinese Chinese
- 1:32:25Speaker 11: people don't give a fuck especially on an airplane they
- 1:32:28Speaker 11: don't give a fuck where they're sitting they're gonna grab
- 1:32:30Speaker 11: their shit and run to the front bro no respect
- 1:32:32Speaker 11: airplane etiquette I've never.
- 1:32:35Speaker 3: Seen a fool fart with his hands behind his back
- 1:32:37Speaker 3: you know what I mean like they got to their
- 1:32:38Speaker 3: no he's like doing the Asian guy hands behind his
- 1:32:40Speaker 3: back Indian guy stroll and then the Asian fool like
- 1:32:43Speaker 3: just farted with his hand I've never seen that in
- 1:32:45Speaker 3: handcuffs position to walk around and fart I was like
- 1:32:48Speaker 3: that's fucking crazy you won't believe what.
- 1:32:50Speaker 1: I saw.
- 1:32:52Speaker 6: You won't believe what I saw the other day at
- 1:32:54Speaker 6: the fucking gym and it was an Asian guy I
- 1:32:56Speaker 6: gave what for sure I was walking by and you
- 1:32:59Speaker 6: know that the air blower to dry your hands I
- 1:33:02Speaker 6: just feel dry his ass right there Swear to God,
- 1:33:05Speaker 6: he turned around, he opened his pants, he pressed the button, and.
- 1:33:10Speaker 1: It went, bro. And it was an Asian guy. I
- 1:33:12Speaker 1: was like, God. I was happy I was leaving, but
- 1:33:15Speaker 1: I was like, what the fuck, bro? It's good feng shui.
- 1:33:18Speaker 1: He was drawing his ass with the fucking ass everywhere, bro.
- 1:33:22Speaker 1: He had shorts, so it's just coming out, bro.
- 1:33:25Speaker 3: Later on, some guy's like, man, I'm glad these are here.
- 1:33:27Speaker 3: Just drying his hands later on. Man, I'm glad these
- 1:33:30Speaker 3: are here.
- 1:33:30Speaker 1: He doesn't know. Asian ass has been all over that. Yeah.
- 1:33:34Speaker 6: I wish I would have had my menace because, fuck it,
- 1:33:36Speaker 6: I would have fucking publicly shamed that fool, dog.
- 1:33:38Speaker 1: I would have been like, fuck this fool. Well, it's
- 1:33:39Speaker 1: the gym. There's no etiquette to anything, fool. Bro, they
- 1:33:42Speaker 1: don't give a fuck, bro.
- 1:33:42Speaker 2: They don't give a fuck, man.
- 1:33:43Speaker 1: Yeah. There's all over. I guess here, too, they fish
- 1:33:48Speaker 1: on the- Oh, the fishing guys are even worse. I
- 1:33:51Speaker 1: don't give a fuck.
- 1:33:53Speaker 3: Oh, yeah, you're not supposed to get, like, you're supposed
- 1:33:54Speaker 3: to be regulation-sized fish, and they'll just be like, I'm
- 1:33:56Speaker 3: going to get the eggs.
- 1:33:57Speaker 1: Fuck that. I'm grabbing everything.
- 1:33:59Speaker 6: And you'll ask, one time I asked him what they
- 1:34:00Speaker 6: were fishing, what was their fishing bait? I don't know
- 1:34:03Speaker 6: if he was lying to me. He said peanut butter.
- 1:34:05Speaker 1: That's how it was. I was like, there's no way
- 1:34:07Speaker 1: you're fucking fishing. Like, you're just making shit up right now, fool.
- 1:34:09Speaker 6: Yeah, because he don't want to tell me a secret, probably,
- 1:34:11Speaker 6: because he had a lot of fish. He's like, oh,
- 1:34:13Speaker 6: peanut butter. I put all that.
- 1:34:15Speaker 1: I would have been like, what kind, bitch? Yeah. He
- 1:34:18Speaker 1: did have peanut butter, but I was like, you lying
- 1:34:20Speaker 1: ass fool. Next one, Ray.
- 1:34:21Speaker 5: Smokers.
- 1:34:24Speaker 2: Hollywood Turf Hogan, same team.
- 1:34:27Speaker 1: Same team, baby.
- 1:34:28Speaker 2: Speed Minion 702.
- 1:34:30Speaker 5: Shout out to everyone on the show and shout out
- 1:34:32Speaker 5: to one of the best humans in the music industry,
- 1:34:35Speaker 5: Dolly Parton.
- 1:34:36Speaker 2: Rest in peace. Same team. We'll catch the replay after work.
- 1:34:42Speaker 1: She promoted the vaccine. That's the game of that turbo cancer.
- 1:34:45Speaker 1: Think about it. She got turbo cancer. Turbo cancer just
- 1:34:47Speaker 1: came out during COVID. Turbo? What is that? Turbo cancer
- 1:34:50Speaker 1: means it kills you super fucking fast. It's turbo time.
- 1:34:53Speaker 1: What's in the word, dog? Turbo cancer. Yeah, she got
- 1:34:56Speaker 1: turbo cancer. How old was she, though?
- 1:34:58Speaker 6: Fucking old, but she promoted the vaccine. She even changed
- 1:35:01Speaker 6: the song of one of her songs.
- 1:35:03Speaker 1: What the fuck is turbo cancer, fool? That doesn't even
- 1:35:06Speaker 1: sound real. It's new. Look that shit up, bro. It's
- 1:35:08Speaker 1: that quick shit. It's that quick shit. It's that I
- 1:35:10Speaker 1: got the vaccine and let's go. Turbo time. That was good, dog.
- 1:35:16Speaker 2: That was fucking good. All right, next one.
- 1:35:21Speaker 5: Rodrigo Polancos, thank you for the 99 cent super chat.
- 1:35:25Speaker 1: Tino Santos, 420.
- 1:35:26Speaker 6: By the way, your fucking tattoos look super fucking vibrant
- 1:35:31Speaker 6: and shit right now.
- 1:35:32Speaker 1: Yeah, that's what I'm saying. I looked over on the call.
- 1:35:35Speaker 1: Shout out to Coolsville in Las Vegas and Baby Mothra.
- 1:35:39Speaker 1: Next one.
- 1:35:41Speaker 5: Tino Santos, my name is Ezone. Just hit my knee bone.
- 1:35:46Speaker 5: I get eye high and hungry. Cheetos to Fritos. Yo, XG,
- 1:35:50Speaker 5: can you tell us when Psy Dick took two girls
- 1:35:53Speaker 5: to Ashley's house?
- 1:35:56Speaker 1: What the fuck was that about, dog? Dude, that's so old, bro.
- 1:36:01Speaker 1: This fool's known me for forever. Yeah, but that wasn't
- 1:36:04Speaker 1: even rhyming, dog. Why the fuck is he going to
- 1:36:07Speaker 1: throw that? It's still a freestyle. It's a freestyle, dog.
- 1:36:10Speaker 1: It's still a freestyle. It's a freestyle. You can't control
- 1:36:12Speaker 1: what comes after that. More than we've gotten from you.
- 1:36:14Speaker 1: This guy owes the audience a freestyle for like two
- 1:36:16Speaker 1: years now. Oh, okay. I was confused. I was like, wait,
- 1:36:19Speaker 1: what's going on? I like to give tips. My name's
- 1:36:23Speaker 1: Big Nips. I'll tell the story. We're kind of short,
- 1:36:26Speaker 1: but I'll tell that story if you guys want to
- 1:36:27Speaker 1: hear it again. Like I said.
- 1:36:29Speaker 2: When we hit 100K, we don't get that freestyle.
- 1:36:34Speaker 1: What's the story?
- 1:36:35Speaker 6: We're hanging out with Sidekick Eddie, and it was during Christmas,
- 1:36:38Speaker 6: and it was when I was with that white girl,
- 1:36:40Speaker 6: and I was living with her.
- 1:36:42Speaker 1: And this fool hits me up. He's like, hey, let's podcast.
- 1:36:44Speaker 1: And I was at the time where I was like,
- 1:36:46Speaker 1: I have to sack. I'm going to podcast. Fuck being home.
- 1:36:49Speaker 6: So this fool picks me up, and then he picks
- 1:36:51Speaker 6: me up, and he's like, Can I ask you a favor?
- 1:36:54Speaker 1: And I'm like, what? And my girl's upstairs putting up
- 1:36:56Speaker 1: the Christmas tree. And I'm like, what, PsyDick?
- 1:36:59Speaker 6: And he's like, I got these two strippers in the back.
- 1:37:02Speaker 6: They got to go peek in the usual restroom.
- 1:37:04Speaker 1: God damn, bro. These bitches went up there shaking coolo
- 1:37:08Speaker 1: and shit, bro.
- 1:37:09Speaker 6: My girl's like, you're not going to put up the
- 1:37:12Speaker 6: fucking Christmas tree?
- 1:37:13Speaker 1: I'm like, fuck, bro. You know that I gotta go
- 1:37:16Speaker 1: to work? I don't know. I just fucking gotta go podcast.
- 1:37:21Speaker 1: You let him in the house. They had a goal. Yeah, exactly.
- 1:37:26Speaker 1: Use the grass. You low-key wanted strippers in your house.
- 1:37:30Speaker 1: Your toxic ass wanted them to be.
- 1:37:32Speaker 2: Your toxic ass wanted them to be.
- 1:37:34Speaker 1: I don't think someone named Side Dick Eddie would do
- 1:37:36Speaker 1: that to you. I don't believe you at all. You're right.
- 1:37:45Speaker 11: You're right.
- 1:37:45Speaker 1: I was young and stupid. I was like 21. I
- 1:37:47Speaker 1: was 21. I was like, yeah, strippers in my house.
- 1:37:50Speaker 1: And then my homies there, because I had roommates. I
- 1:37:52Speaker 1: was like, you see that nigga? I was like, I
- 1:37:54Speaker 1: brought two bitches up in here. And then what happened?
- 1:37:58Speaker 1: And then that bitch left me a couple months later. Yeah.
- 1:38:00Speaker 1: Sounds about right. Sounds about right. Yeah, she became side-deck girlfriends.
- 1:38:07Speaker 1: Were they bad? Well, I haven't told that story in
- 1:38:08Speaker 1: like three years, huh? Were the strippers bad? Bad, bro.
- 1:38:11Speaker 3: Bad?
- 1:38:11Speaker 1: Bad. I got pictures and videos if you want. Okay. Okay. Goddamn.
- 1:38:16Speaker 1: All right. Jesus Christ. My boy XG badder. I believe you.
- 1:38:21Speaker 1: You want to see your insides? I'm all right. Yeah.
- 1:38:24Speaker 1: Next one, Ray. No, I never fucked. I'm just lying.
- 1:38:29Speaker 1: That's what I told her.
- 1:38:30Speaker 2: God bless you, ex. May God bless you. Browse you 420.
- 1:38:38Speaker 1: Ease on. No.
- 1:38:41Speaker 5: DJ Muggs did not sign my twins, but hey, not
- 1:38:44Speaker 5: a bad idea. Having to go with my twins, shit,
- 1:38:48Speaker 5: I would be happy, especially because my BD comes out
- 1:38:52Speaker 5: in the Jokers while he hits the whistle.
- 1:38:57Speaker 2: Soul Assassin.
- 1:38:59Speaker 1: Damn. Mama. Mama. What are you saying, mama? I mean,
- 1:39:03Speaker 1: your baby daddy came out in a video or what?
- 1:39:06Speaker 1: What's up? Mama. Oh, we did it, mama.
- 1:39:11Speaker 4: Get a baby so we can say mama for her.
- 1:39:16Speaker 1: She has twins. Okay. She has mama. Mama. Yeah. I'm
- 1:39:21Speaker 1: a voiceover artist, dog. Come on now. They're the podcast children.
- 1:39:27Speaker 1: There's podcast kids. Crazy. There are, actually. He's going to
- 1:39:30Speaker 1: have his little kids saying, Chinese people. Yeah, dude. All
- 1:39:33Speaker 1: the time, bro, because he watches the show. First of all,
- 1:39:36Speaker 1: his dad shouldn't have been watching the podcast with him,
- 1:39:38Speaker 1: but this guy, he just wanted to spend time with
- 1:39:40Speaker 1: his dad, but this fool's kind of like, a little
- 1:39:43Speaker 1: active-ass kid, and this fool just be saying some bad shit,
- 1:39:45Speaker 1: and this fool really thought it was cool, and I
- 1:39:47Speaker 1: just kept saying, like, imitating Chinese people. Like, Chinese people.
- 1:39:50Speaker 1: And then, to the point, and he was, like, by
- 1:39:52Speaker 1: Monterey Park or some shit. Dude, there's a lot of
- 1:39:54Speaker 1: Chinese people. He's fucking saying it, like, every time he
- 1:39:57Speaker 1: sees a Chinese person or Asian person. Like, Slugbug? Yeah. Like,
- 1:40:01Speaker 1: when you see Volkswagen? Yeah, I'd be like, oh, there's
- 1:40:03Speaker 1: Chinese people. We should start doing that.
- 1:40:05Speaker 3: I'm going to hit you next time I see a guy, like,
- 1:40:06Speaker 3: a guy from China.
- 1:40:08Speaker 1: Yeah, and then, like, they had to explain it to him, like,
- 1:40:11Speaker 1: Those guys are Koreans, son. Oh, my bad. Next one.
- 1:40:18Speaker 5: Next one, Alex Castro. I heard Nitty vacations at Playa
- 1:40:22Speaker 5: de las Vergas.
- 1:40:26Speaker 1: All the fountains are Vergas. Just streaming. Healthy stream. You're
- 1:40:34Speaker 1: welcome to come. Next one, dog.
- 1:40:37Speaker 5: Alex Castro, he's back. Nate, his car is called the
- 1:40:40Speaker 5: Verga Express.
- 1:40:44Speaker 1: Choo-choo. Choo-choo, who's coming? Say it a little gayer. Choo-choo.
- 1:40:52Speaker 1: There we go.
- 1:40:55Speaker 2: See, I don't even think that's gay.
- 1:40:56Speaker 1: It's just... Say it like an Indian guy. Choo-choo.
- 1:41:00Speaker 3: I see you saying ju-joo.
- 1:41:02Speaker 1: Ju? No, ju-joo. That's the accusation. Choo-choo.
- 1:41:07Speaker 2: Shout out to Private Photo.
- 1:41:13Speaker 1: Next. Hey, come on, though. What did I say? Free
- 1:41:16Speaker 1: Palestine up here or something? Why would he come up here? Chill, dog.
- 1:41:22Speaker 1: Next one. Next one. Up is down.
- 1:41:25Speaker 2: Yo, Saul. Looking forward to Deftones fan meetup. Dia de
- 1:41:29Speaker 2: los Deftones weekend is going to be fire.
- 1:41:32Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm looking forward to that, man. Yeah, I love it. Oh, yeah,
- 1:41:34Speaker 1: I want to go. I want to go check out
- 1:41:35Speaker 1: the show. Yeah, I'm going to the show.
- 1:41:37Speaker 7: I have no idea if I'm going to the actual
- 1:41:38Speaker 7: Dia de los Deftones.
- 1:41:39Speaker 1: I don't have tickets yet, but I'm doing the show. Dog.
- 1:41:42Speaker 1: I want to go. Yeah, I should go. I got
- 1:41:44Speaker 1: to go see how much tickets are.
- 1:41:46Speaker 3: I keep trying to think that the producer is going
- 1:41:47Speaker 3: to hook it up with tickets, but I don't think
- 1:41:48Speaker 3: it's going to happen.
- 1:41:49Speaker 1: I'm going to have to go buy my tickets. Yeah, definitely.
- 1:41:52Speaker 1: I mean, it is. I'll be there for sure. No, no,
- 1:41:57Speaker 1: I'll figure it out. I might just buy the tickets.
- 1:42:03Speaker 7: No, it's the next day.
- 1:42:04Speaker 3: It's the day before.
- 1:42:07Speaker 1: Yeah, I see you tomorrow. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- 1:42:09Speaker 3: That's a slick way of doing it. No, yeah, but
- 1:42:11Speaker 3: I'm definitely, yeah, yeah. I love the Deftones, man. They're
- 1:42:14Speaker 3: like my favorite band.
- 1:42:16Speaker 1: Yeah. I know a guy. I'll pass the word. Thank you.
- 1:42:20Speaker 1: Appreciate that. Next one.
- 1:42:22Speaker 2: Sorry not.
- 1:42:23Speaker 1: Yeah, but like. I was like watching too. Yeah, but
- 1:42:27Speaker 1: I can't just automatically be like, I don't know who
- 1:42:30Speaker 1: he has on his list. I got to ask these
- 1:42:31Speaker 1: kind of things, bro. Oh, yeah. I know who you know. Yeah.
- 1:42:35Speaker 1: He might be watching this. He might be watching this. Hey, man,
- 1:42:38Speaker 1: big fan. Yeah? You're a real big fan. All I'm
- 1:42:42Speaker 1: saying is I can't speak for this food, so I
- 1:42:44Speaker 1: was like, I got to- Bro, if you want to.
- 1:42:45Speaker 3: Talk flat earth or alien shit, I'll talk. I don't
- 1:42:48Speaker 3: fuck with it, but you could talk to me all day.
- 1:42:51Speaker 3: Just fucking play White Pony in the background while you
- 1:42:53Speaker 3: do it. I can hear him, like, do guitar riffs
- 1:42:56Speaker 3: while he's telling.
- 1:42:57Speaker 1: Me conspiracy theories. Oh, bro, he could sell that, bro.
- 1:42:59Speaker 6: He'd make so much money if he did that.
- 1:43:01Speaker 1: If you're going to be having a show, I don't know, Mike, maybe, like,
- 1:43:04Speaker 1: I'll probably go out there the day before. Come to, man.
- 1:43:06Speaker 1: Come to. Because he's going to do it the day before, right? Mm-hmm. Yeah.
- 1:43:10Speaker 1: Next one.
- 1:43:11Speaker 2: Sorry, not sorry.
- 1:43:13Speaker 5: Can we get an Adam 22 and have a poker
- 1:43:16Speaker 5: talk and damn lush, sober as hell, shout out to
- 1:43:19Speaker 5: the table.
- 1:43:21Speaker 1: He is, I mean, I don't know if he, is he,
- 1:43:23Speaker 1: I haven't read. Yeah, he's got to be sober. Yeah, he's,
- 1:43:26Speaker 1: I mean, I'm surprised he's able to, like, lift that,
- 1:43:28Speaker 1: lift those weights that he's posting up. Because he's so
- 1:43:30Speaker 1: fucking skinny, dawg. How much, what is he, 20s, 40s?
- 1:43:34Speaker 1: It's like, I don't know, it looked like 35s or.
- 1:43:36Speaker 1: It's one set, bro. He ain't recording. I know, but
- 1:43:39Speaker 1: the food, from a drug addict? Oh, yeah. Like, you
- 1:43:42Speaker 1: know what I mean? Hold on, you're tripping, dawg. Tweakers
- 1:43:45Speaker 1: got some strength on them, dawg.
- 1:43:47Speaker 2: Mm-hmm.
- 1:43:48Speaker 1: They got some strength on them. On Tweek? He's not
- 1:43:50Speaker 1: on Tweek no more. But they just have, I don't
- 1:43:53Speaker 1: know what, I don't know how. Residual. Yeah, bro. I
- 1:43:56Speaker 1: don't know where it's from, bro. Crack smoke that's in there.
- 1:43:59Speaker 1: That doesn't go away. There's a little pump. You never
- 1:44:04Speaker 1: heard that? It's a myth.
- 1:44:06Speaker 6: You don't remember that myth where supposedly if you did
- 1:44:09Speaker 6: a lot of LSD and someone cracked your back, you
- 1:44:11Speaker 6: would trip again.
- 1:44:13Speaker 1: Yeah. I've never seen it. Why'd you shake your head
- 1:44:15Speaker 1: like an Indian? Because that's how I feel when I'm
- 1:44:16Speaker 1: fucking tripping on acid. Next one. There's always a little
- 1:44:20Speaker 1: bit of me in math, right? Don't. Don't. Next.
- 1:44:28Speaker 2: Next one is from Tino Santos. He sends us the burger. Oh, dude.
- 1:44:34Speaker 1: You might be talking about your hamburger. Tough gold. Oh,
- 1:44:40Speaker 1: salute to, yeah, if you need a Puffco core holder
- 1:44:44Speaker 1: for your Puffco core. It's pretty tight, though. I'm not
- 1:44:46Speaker 1: going to lie. Go get them at flavorsbyezone.com. Shout out
- 1:44:49Speaker 1: to Bart's Barbecue. He was able to print those out.
- 1:44:52Speaker 1: Those are almost sold out, so make sure you got...
- 1:44:54Speaker 1: I just got a restock, so they were sold out
- 1:44:56Speaker 1: the first time, so I got like a few. What
- 1:44:58Speaker 1: do they look like? Were you showing them earlier? Yeah,
- 1:45:00Speaker 1: the burgers that... Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, he's got a
- 1:45:02Speaker 1: couple creative ones. I like his... Got the popcorn guy?
- 1:45:07Speaker 1: Is it the popcorn guy? No, the Pringles one. The
- 1:45:09Speaker 1: Pringles one. Not one in the Pikachu. They look like
- 1:45:12Speaker 1: they would be dope. Yeah, it looks pretty dope. It's cool. Well,
- 1:45:15Speaker 1: I was like, the pop... I was like, Orville Redenbacher.
- 1:45:17Speaker 3: I know. I know.
- 1:45:19Speaker 1: I know my... If it's a food mascot, I got it.
- 1:45:22Speaker 1: I got it on Pat. He's a Pringles guy. All right.
- 1:45:27Speaker 2: Next one. Sykes562. What's up, y'all? Happy Tuesday. Smoke up.
- 1:45:32Speaker 1: Happy Tuesday, dog.
- 1:45:35Speaker 5: Jose Murga. I think we did him already. That motherfucker.
- 1:45:41Speaker 5: Thank you for the super chat. He sends us the
- 1:45:43Speaker 5: Mexican flag and the DNA strand.
- 1:45:46Speaker 1: Number one Mexican podcast in the world. Salute to you, dog.
- 1:45:51Speaker 1: I love how Nitty says it. Number one podcast in
- 1:45:54Speaker 1: the world. Number one Mexican podcast in the world. It's
- 1:45:57Speaker 1: funny to say. It's funny to say.
- 1:45:59Speaker 2: Committed to the bit. Gilbert Partida. Thank you for the
- 1:46:05Speaker 2: super chat, dog.
- 1:46:07Speaker 1: Thank you so much, dawg.
- 1:46:10Speaker 5: Dino Santos sends us the box of popcorn.
- 1:46:12Speaker 2: Fuck yeah. I want popcorn.
- 1:46:15Speaker 1: Gracias.
- 1:46:16Speaker 2: No salt, please. Next one's from Saul.
- 1:46:20Speaker 5: P-A-L-A. Mega Yesca. Pala Mega Yesca?
- 1:46:27Speaker 1: I didn't say that shit. That wasn't me.
- 1:46:30Speaker 2: No, that's the person's name.
- 1:46:31Speaker 3: I know.
- 1:46:32Speaker 1: I'm fucking with you. What did he say, though? P-A what?
- 1:46:35Speaker 2: Pala Mega Yesca.
- 1:46:38Speaker 1: Speaking of mega, dog, there's been a mega man spotting, dog. Yeah, dog.
- 1:46:42Speaker 6: I thought you weren't going to talk about it.
- 1:46:45Speaker 1: Dog. So I had somebody fucking hit me up. They
- 1:46:48Speaker 1: were just like, dog, I got out of work and
- 1:46:50Speaker 1: I passed by this bar. There he was, dog. And
- 1:46:54Speaker 1: then he's like, fucking he's on. Fucking he's on. What
- 1:46:59Speaker 1: do you mean? He's the one that did it to himself.
- 1:47:02Speaker 1: He hit his wife. He knows who Mega Man is.
- 1:47:06Speaker 1: I mean, dog, we can't back him up, dog. He
- 1:47:09Speaker 1: beat the shit out of his lady. You know Mega Man, right? Wait,
- 1:47:13Speaker 1: which one? Mega Man. You might not know him. Remind me.
- 1:47:16Speaker 1: Felipe talks about him. Yeah, Felipe knows him. Big old fool. Yeah,
- 1:47:22Speaker 1: but there's been a spotting dog and I told that fool,
- 1:47:24Speaker 1: you didn't take pictures? He was like, I was. And
- 1:47:26Speaker 1: he fucking saw.
- 1:47:28Speaker 6: It.
- 1:47:29Speaker 1: He said he looked a little paranoid. That fool hit
- 1:47:33Speaker 1: his wife? Yeah. That fool fucking gave her a mega
- 1:47:36Speaker 1: cheap bolted dog. Like, she was like, she was a unicorn.
- 1:47:39Speaker 1: Mega putazo. I think it's an ongoing case, though. I
- 1:47:47Speaker 1: don't want to fucking, like... I mean, yeah. There's no
- 1:47:54Speaker 1: defending it. He hit his wife. Like, unless she gave you, like, AIDS, then.
- 1:47:59Speaker 1: And still, you still shouldn't hit her. I don't know
- 1:48:01Speaker 1: his type. All right, when we have the phone line,
- 1:48:04Speaker 1: call in, Mega Man. You know he will, too. What's up, bitches?
- 1:48:10Speaker 1: First of all. First of all, he's on? I don't
- 1:48:14Speaker 1: even know the whole side of.
- 1:48:14Speaker 6: The story, though.
- 1:48:16Speaker 1: All right, play the voicemail at the end. What do
- 1:48:19Speaker 1: you say? All right, next one.
- 1:48:22Speaker 2: All right, I got to find it. All right, I
- 1:48:23Speaker 2: got to find it.
- 1:48:24Speaker 5: Luis Diaz, I challenge Nitty to huarache duo versus flip-flop.
- 1:48:32Speaker 1: What? Huaraches are flip-flops.
- 1:48:36Speaker 6: Like the Mexican ones, you know, the leather ones that
- 1:48:38Speaker 6: paisas wear?
- 1:48:38Speaker 1: A duo with flip-flops? Yeah. Can you run with sandals?
- 1:48:43Speaker 1: Run with anything. That's what he's basically saying. He's basically
- 1:48:46Speaker 1: saying he can fucking do better athletic stuff with Guarachas
- 1:48:48Speaker 1: than you can with footballs. Take the sandal off, throw
- 1:48:50Speaker 1: it in. Let's go. It is two sandal wearing countries.
- 1:48:53Speaker 1: Mexicans versus Indians.
- 1:48:54Speaker 9: Yeah.
- 1:48:55Speaker 1: Yeah. You guys.
- 1:49:00Speaker 3: Yeah, but the problem with India is that they do
- 1:49:02Speaker 3: everything in their sandals. We at least, when we cook
- 1:49:04Speaker 3: and shit, we don't have sandals on.
- 1:49:06Speaker 1: You guys got bare feet out and shit. You know
- 1:49:08Speaker 1: what I mean? There's video proof, you know? You guys
- 1:49:12Speaker 1: are cooking with your feet.
- 1:49:13Speaker 2: You know what I mean?
- 1:49:15Speaker 1: I never see the taco man. When we're cooking, we're
- 1:49:18Speaker 1: sitting on the floor. You don't see the sandals because
- 1:49:20Speaker 1: we're using them as a seat.
- 1:49:21Speaker 3: We're not using the fucking chancla to fucking stir the caldo.
- 1:49:24Speaker 1: You know what I mean? You guys are. That's a
- 1:49:25Speaker 1: lot of respect. You go deep down the rabbit hole.
- 1:49:28Speaker 6: You're always into conspiracies. Can you go down Matt rabbit
- 1:49:30Speaker 6: hole on why you all started cooking with feet?
- 1:49:32Speaker 1: Because it's bullshit. It's not real. It's propaganda. We see
- 1:49:36Speaker 1: videos every day. It's propaganda. They're going to the weirdest parts.
- 1:49:39Speaker 1: People are doing this because they knew.
- 1:49:41Speaker 4: Indian people are so good at social media.
- 1:49:44Speaker 1: One of those videos goes viral. What do you think
- 1:49:45Speaker 1: they're all going to do? I don't want to go
- 1:49:46Speaker 1: fucking viral. Don't. Oh, you guys are scammers even to
- 1:49:49Speaker 1: that capacity? Everything is bullshit, man. Fucking assholes.
- 1:49:53Speaker 3: If it's not on my phone, it's on my goddamn phone.
- 1:49:55Speaker 1: You pieces of shit. Everything's a lie, dog. Goddamn. I
- 1:49:58Speaker 1: do agree. They're all taking us for a fucking ride. Yeah, buddy.
- 1:50:02Speaker 7: All that does is perpetuate a stereotype.
- 1:50:04Speaker 1: Yeah, but why would you guys want that stereotype? We
- 1:50:07Speaker 1: don't want it as everybody, but some people will do
- 1:50:09Speaker 1: anything for views.
- 1:50:10Speaker 2: But that river, dude. I believe that.
- 1:50:12Speaker 1: It's like you see it in every culture. You guys
- 1:50:13Speaker 1: have two Mexican girls that go, okay, LA. You know
- 1:50:17Speaker 1: those two fucking Down syndrome girls? Those are national treasures, right?
- 1:50:23Speaker 1: Those are too stupid. Las Mali twins or something like that.
- 1:50:25Speaker 7: You need those retarded twins alone, right? Those are ours,
- 1:50:29Speaker 7: all right?
- 1:50:30Speaker 1: Everybody's just doing stuff for views. Somebody was sending me
- 1:50:33Speaker 1: some videos. Did you hear she got beat up or something?
- 1:50:35Speaker 1: I was like, dude, I don't keep up with this drama.
- 1:50:37Speaker 1: Stop sending me shit. He hit us. Okay. This is L.A. Hey,
- 1:50:45Speaker 1: you like the new ones? You like the new ones?
- 1:50:47Speaker 1: Who are the new ones?
- 1:50:48Speaker 6: They were just on the Adam 22 show. The buzz
- 1:50:51Speaker 6: ball girls?
- 1:50:52Speaker 1: The ones that just say, what's up, Carlos? You got
- 1:50:54Speaker 1: the buzz balls? You got the biggies? Oh, you haven't
- 1:50:58Speaker 1: seen them? Yeah, I haven't seen them. They're the fucking...
- 1:51:00Speaker 1: They're also... They're little OnlyFans chicks, though. They just talk
- 1:51:03Speaker 1: like they got, like, Tourette's. I'm going to go over there.
- 1:51:08Speaker 1: We're going to go over there. Next one.
- 1:51:11Speaker 2: Next one.
- 1:51:12Speaker 1: Vivid.
- 1:51:12Speaker 2: Much love, everyone. XG, that story is sad AF. I
- 1:51:16Speaker 2: did read about it.
- 1:51:18Speaker 1: Oh, the woman who killed the kids? Guilty. That situation
- 1:51:23Speaker 1: all the way around. Guilty. Next case.
- 1:51:25Speaker 2: Damn.
- 1:51:27Speaker 5: Gilbert Partida, need that chiclets and Hadar served too.
- 1:51:31Speaker 1: Get it. Same team. Secret menu. Chicletti. Secret menu. Get
- 1:51:34Speaker 1: some Hadar on your radar. That's the homie Dr. Hangover, no? Yo,
- 1:51:40Speaker 1: that was amazing. The mariscos. Bro, y'all is all missing
- 1:51:43Speaker 1: out on that. Dude, we got to do that again soon.
- 1:51:45Speaker 1: That was so good. Hey, I might hit you up
- 1:51:47Speaker 1: for this Sunday. My brother's having like a get-together at
- 1:51:51Speaker 1: his house, so I might hit you up. Next one.
- 1:51:54Speaker 2: The Liarsville and same team.
- 1:51:57Speaker 1: Same team.
- 1:51:59Speaker 2: Christian Solorosano. I'm sorry, he's on. I hope I win.
- 1:52:03Speaker 1: You're not. I'm going to make sure you're in there.
- 1:52:06Speaker 1: I don't know if he's going to put you in there,
- 1:52:07Speaker 1: but I'm going to look. He is in there. All right.
- 1:52:11Speaker 1: That's fair.
- 1:52:11Speaker 6: We'll go at each other every fucking day, bro.
- 1:52:15Speaker 1: I'm talking about on Instagram, too. We'll be sending me shit.
- 1:52:18Speaker 1: He was in the chat room talking mad shit.
- 1:52:21Speaker 2: That fool always talks shit.
- 1:52:22Speaker 1: That fool got mad. Other people in the chat room
- 1:52:25Speaker 1: got mad. They were just like, fool, why are you
- 1:52:26Speaker 1: bringing up Ray's wife? And then like, cause he was like,
- 1:52:28Speaker 1: how come he said, he was like, how come Ray
- 1:52:30Speaker 1: shouts her out on this show, but not the green
- 1:52:32Speaker 1: thumb show? Shady. And then like. Oh, he's just baiting?
- 1:52:35Speaker 1: I didn't even know he was doing that. And then
- 1:52:37Speaker 1: other fools in the channel were like, man, fuck this fool.
- 1:52:39Speaker 1: Why are you fucking talking shit about the homie's wife? Like. Well,
- 1:52:42Speaker 1: I'll give him the reason. It's just baiting fools.
- 1:52:44Speaker 2: It's not, it's cause it's a different show, dog.
- 1:52:46Speaker 1: Different vibes. That's fun, dog.
- 1:52:48Speaker 2: Different vibes, bro. That motherfucker, Chief.
- 1:52:53Speaker 5: If y'all came together up here, it would be sick.
- 1:52:56Speaker 5: We got hella red Indians and mateca for nitty.
- 1:53:00Speaker 1: What's a red Indian?
- 1:53:01Speaker 2: I don't... Whatever he says.
- 1:53:03Speaker 1: How are you? One of those? No, no, no.
- 1:53:10Speaker 2: Luis Diaz, no seas culo, XG. Yuma is not dangerous.
- 1:53:14Speaker 1: Same team. Nah, nah. Fuck you, dawg.
- 1:53:17Speaker 3: Yeah bro last time I was there they had like
- 1:53:20Speaker 3: a little family fair it was like food trucks out no.
- 1:53:23Speaker 6: It's a very like dude it's a very like a
- 1:53:24Speaker 6: small town but driving with George he was just scared
- 1:53:26Speaker 6: of ice I was scared I was scared of my
- 1:53:29Speaker 6: of my surroundings dog I was scared I was with
- 1:53:31Speaker 6: George and Psyduck and then Psyduck says I got the
- 1:53:33Speaker 6: sack on me.
- 1:53:33Speaker 1: You know how about track you dog try going for
- 1:53:36Speaker 1: fun not you know I was going to do stand
- 1:53:39Speaker 1: up next one.
- 1:53:40Speaker 2: Next one sounds.
- 1:53:42Speaker 1: Like you went for stand up laughing All right.
- 1:53:46Speaker 5: The next one is from That Trash. Has anyone seen
- 1:53:49Speaker 5: Triple D? Shout out from AZ. We don't smoke the
- 1:53:53Speaker 5: same piece to Saul Trujillo. Laugh my ass off at
- 1:53:56Speaker 5: the comedy.
- 1:53:57Speaker 2: Store on 420. A fan since punching up.
- 1:54:01Speaker 1: Oh, shit. Yeah. We're digging deep into our fucking show.
- 1:54:05Speaker 3: Me and comedian Steve Fury used to do a show
- 1:54:07Speaker 3: where we commentated on fights. Now everybody's doing it. We
- 1:54:10Speaker 3: did it before the pandemic. And then we got hella followers,
- 1:54:13Speaker 3: and then we just quit out of nowhere.
- 1:54:15Speaker 1: Yeah. It be like that sometimes. But no, thank you.
- 1:54:18Speaker 1: Shouts out to that. Appreciate you. Commentating on fights?
- 1:54:22Speaker 3: Yeah, just like it be a street fight and just
- 1:54:24Speaker 3: us had our little jokes written and be like, oh.
- 1:54:26Speaker 3: But then like Fury kind of want to stop doing
- 1:54:28Speaker 3: it because it just be like every time he'd say
- 1:54:30Speaker 3: anything about the other person, this fool's racist.
- 1:54:32Speaker 1: This fool's racist. That's what they'll say about me. Yeah, yeah.
- 1:54:35Speaker 1: But I'm Mexican so they wouldn't say shit to me.
- 1:54:37Speaker 7: But anything he would say, they would say he's racist.
- 1:54:40Speaker 1: It was kind of a bummer on him. It sucked. Yeah.
- 1:54:44Speaker 1: It's one.
- 1:54:45Speaker 5: M Cush G E. We need J Rod on the pod.
- 1:54:49Speaker 5: Hashtag be todo.
- 1:54:51Speaker 1: He has no manager now, so. Damn. That's just funny.
- 1:54:55Speaker 1: He even made a video for that. He was like,
- 1:54:57Speaker 1: what up, guys? I just fired my manager. He was like. Yeah, like.
- 1:55:02Speaker 1: J Rod's that big fool that plays pool, right? Yeah, dog. Okay,
- 1:55:05Speaker 1: I know who it is. But he makes a video
- 1:55:06Speaker 1: about everything, and I just remember the last one I seen,
- 1:55:08Speaker 1: he was like, what's up, guys? You don't have to
- 1:55:10Speaker 1: worry about waiting for promos. Hit me up. We're doing
- 1:55:13Speaker 1: promos all night. Wait. I'm like, dog, that fool is
- 1:55:16Speaker 1: a savage, dog. Next one.
- 1:55:18Speaker 5: All Dark Bro passed my drug test and got the
- 1:55:21Speaker 5: job at the airport.
- 1:55:23Speaker 1: Hell yeah. Congrats, homie. That's right. Now we got an N.
- 1:55:27Speaker 1: Now we got an N. Yeah. I don't know if
- 1:55:30Speaker 1: you smoked yet, but you're going to be in the clouds.
- 1:55:33Speaker 2: Living Spaces guy.
- 1:55:34Speaker 1: What? Yeah, hey. What's up, dog? To the guy who
- 1:55:37Speaker 1: works at Living Spaces and said he offered his employee discount.
- 1:55:40Speaker 1: What's up, dog?
- 1:55:41Speaker 3: What's up?
- 1:55:42Speaker 1: We're trying to buy new beds. Yeah, you said October.
- 1:55:44Speaker 1: We're a month away. I remember. I'm trying to fucking
- 1:55:47Speaker 1: pull up already, dog. You might get like, I'm going
- 1:55:49Speaker 1: to get one. He's going to get one. Need a
- 1:55:51Speaker 1: few laps.
- 1:55:52Speaker 2: Need a few laps.
- 1:55:54Speaker 1: A magic one if you have one for Nitty. Take
- 1:55:58Speaker 1: a lap. All right.
- 1:55:59Speaker 2: The last super chair, Brian Ardon.
- 1:56:01Speaker 1: Much love.
- 1:56:02Speaker 2: And he sends us the thumbs up.
- 1:56:04Speaker 9: Hey.
- 1:56:05Speaker 1: Hey, salute to him, dog. And I mean, look, bro,
- 1:56:08Speaker 1: the fans, bro, they're like the best, dog. They fucking
- 1:56:11Speaker 1: work at the most random places, dog. I mean, I'm
- 1:56:14Speaker 1: talking about, I've got hookups at resorts, like fucking hookups
- 1:56:19Speaker 1: at Target. I got the CVS dominated, fucking taking all
- 1:56:23Speaker 1: the Pokemon cards. Like, dude, it is fucking, these guys
- 1:56:26Speaker 1: fucking come through. That's why I go the extra mile
- 1:56:29Speaker 1: for them. Then I'm waiting one day for a dentist
- 1:56:31Speaker 1: to become a fan. You know, for like, you know,
- 1:56:34Speaker 1: right now. Like Tijuana dentist preferably. Yeah, dog. He showed
- 1:56:37Speaker 1: up to your house. He was like, no, we can
- 1:56:38Speaker 1: do it. I'm planning a Tijuana trip. I got some
- 1:56:41Speaker 1: friends that are going to come down here. And let's
- 1:56:43Speaker 1: all go rent a big van. Oh, yeah. Especially XG
- 1:56:45Speaker 1: for sure. Oh, yeah. I'm there for him. You can
- 1:56:46Speaker 1: watch us from across the border. Yeah. Guide us. We'll
- 1:56:49Speaker 1: smoke it. We'll stream it. We'll stream it. Why not?
- 1:56:51Speaker 1: Just stream it. He's a tunnel. G makes G just
- 1:56:54Speaker 1: fucking fuck up his life, dog. Who's just in a
- 1:56:57Speaker 1: trunk shivering? Who's the most comfortable fucking dreamer out here ever, dog?
- 1:57:03Speaker 1: You're literally asking him to, hey, how would you like
- 1:57:07Speaker 1: to fuck up your life, G? I heard. All right,
- 1:57:10Speaker 1: let's pick another. No, I'll go later. Better go to
- 1:57:13Speaker 1: Hong Kong if you go. Let's pick the winners because
- 1:57:16Speaker 1: we got the king of people. Go for me. I will. Please.
- 1:57:19Speaker 1: I promise. I've been wanting to go for so long.
- 1:57:21Speaker 1: I'm not talking about XG. I'm here for XG. You're
- 1:57:23Speaker 1: picking a winner?
- 1:57:26Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 1:57:26Speaker 1: All right. We're going to pick second place. This is
- 1:57:29Speaker 1: for the we don't smoke the same hat. I'll pay
- 1:57:31Speaker 1: for it. The Benjamin and the fucking, some of the
- 1:57:34Speaker 1: Hadar jar. You're splitting it with the other person. Right.
- 1:57:36Speaker 1: Hold on. We're picking number two. Winner is going to be...
- 1:57:43Speaker 1: Let's see. Who's it going to be? Sorry Not Sorry 956.
- 1:57:49Speaker 1: Sorry Not Sorry 516. Congratulations. That's right. You got yourself exclusive,
- 1:57:59Speaker 1: what is it, thread quarters. We Don't Smoke the Same Hat.
- 1:58:03Speaker 1: And you also got yourself some Hadar. And you got
- 1:58:06Speaker 1: yourself a Benjamin. How about that? Have you been in
- 1:58:09Speaker 1: the shop? I was out there, and I dropped a
- 1:58:11Speaker 1: bag at the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. Oh, boy, I
- 1:58:14Speaker 1: just went not too long ago. It's dope. He's got
- 1:58:16Speaker 1: a bunch of fucking bitches. Yeah, no, I went over there,
- 1:58:18Speaker 1: and I literally dropped a bag on some of his
- 1:58:21Speaker 1: new shit. A lot of cool shit. Shout out to Tommy.
- 1:58:23Speaker 1: He's doing well. And check out his shop in Burbank. Next,
- 1:58:28Speaker 1: and the first place winner is going to be, all right,
- 1:58:31Speaker 1: it's spinning round and round. Imagine it's that, oh, he's
- 1:58:38Speaker 1: coming up. Oh, damn. He was next, dog. Yeah, you
- 1:58:42Speaker 1: were close, dog. The fool was talking bad shit, but
- 1:58:45Speaker 1: it's the liar's villain. Yeah, the liar's villain won for sure.
- 1:58:48Speaker 1: The liar's villain won for sure. Fucking Christian, dog. You
- 1:58:51Speaker 1: was creeping right there, dog. Even the fucking computer was like,
- 1:58:55Speaker 1: fuck this fool, dog. Talking shit about Ray's wife, dog.
- 1:59:00Speaker 1: The fucking computer's not in favor. Hey, let's give it
- 1:59:02Speaker 1: up for the homie, Saúl Trujillo. Yeah.
- 1:59:05Speaker 2: Thanks for having me, guys.
- 1:59:06Speaker 1: Pretty much a regular here, dog. Welcome here anytime, dog.
- 1:59:09Speaker 1: I love having you here, dog, because the stories you
- 1:59:11Speaker 1: always have to tell. I don't know. Now I understand
- 1:59:14Speaker 1: the gambling addiction. That shit was hilarious. I'm glad XG
- 1:59:17Speaker 1: is not there. To that point where he's like gambling.
- 1:59:21Speaker 1: He's gambling every day, apparently. But I don't make a
- 1:59:23Speaker 1: right turn at Wendy's, dog. That's true. That's true. I'm
- 1:59:27Speaker 1: going to start walking around in an ice jacket, fool.
- 1:59:28Speaker 1: Get you all scared. That does make no fucking sense. Yeah,
- 1:59:34Speaker 1: that's your turn. You're like, fuck.
- 1:59:35Speaker 6: Nah, I do the whole opposite.
- 1:59:39Speaker 1: We all know the rules, dog. If there's a cop
- 1:59:40Speaker 1: behind you, you missed that exit you were about to take.
- 1:59:43Speaker 1: You keep going. You keep fucking going no matter what
- 1:59:47Speaker 1: for three miles. Why do you think it's better for you?
- 1:59:50Speaker 1: They'll stop. No, because they'll eventually get bored. I've had it.
- 1:59:53Speaker 7: I've done that. I've had a cop get bored on
- 1:59:56Speaker 7: me after four miles.
- 1:59:57Speaker 1: I've done it. I do the opposite. They get behind
- 2:00:01Speaker 1: me and I'll be like, fool, we gonna do this?
- 2:00:04Speaker 1: And I'll be like, I'm ready. I got my license
- 2:00:07Speaker 1: right there next to me. Like, what's up? You going
- 2:00:09Speaker 1: to waste my time? It's hot, fool. Like, I'm ready, dog.
- 2:00:13Speaker 1: I paid my insurance. You're wrong. My tags are straight, dog.
- 2:00:16Speaker 1: I slow down. I turn the music down. Well, they
- 2:00:17Speaker 1: can just point over just to check? No, I mean,
- 2:00:19Speaker 1: for some random shit. You never had a cop just
- 2:00:22Speaker 1: chilling behind you for a minute?
- 2:00:24Speaker 6: You're going to pull me? Because he can go faster
- 2:00:26Speaker 6: than you. Why are you behind me? Are you going
- 2:00:28Speaker 6: to pull me over or not? I put this lighter
- 2:00:32Speaker 6: in the middle compartment.
- 2:00:34Speaker 1: I always drive a little over the speed limit. As
- 2:00:37Speaker 1: soon as you're pulling down the window, the cop's like,
- 2:00:39Speaker 1: not black. It's cool, guys. It's cool.
- 2:00:41Speaker 4: If you drive under the speed limit or exactly the
- 2:00:43Speaker 4: speed limit, I feel like that's sketchy and not normal behavior.
- 2:00:46Speaker 3: Yeah, you're right.
- 2:00:47Speaker 1: All right. So, you going to be anywhere this week?
- 2:00:50Speaker 3: This week, I'm just going to be at the Comedy Store, man.
- 2:00:53Speaker 3: Just catch me on the Comedy Store website. I'm staying local,
- 2:00:55Speaker 3: and then the following week, I'm going to be in Arizona.
- 2:00:58Speaker 3: I'm doing Flagstaff.
- 2:01:01Speaker 1: Tucson, and Yuma. And for the people that want to
- 2:01:04Speaker 1: get tickets for the live taping of your second special?
- 2:01:07Speaker 3: Yeah, just go to my punchup.live, go to my Instagram,
- 2:01:11Speaker 3: or just go to the Stand-Up Comedy Club in Bell
- 2:01:12Speaker 3: Flyers' website.
- 2:01:14Speaker 1: It's October 8th. It's a small venue, so you guys better,
- 2:01:16Speaker 1: it's not that small, but go get tickets now. It's
- 2:01:18Speaker 1: going to sell out. I'm telling you, it's going to
- 2:01:20Speaker 1: sell out. Especially Felipe's going to be around town. Yep.
- 2:01:23Speaker 1: And he's producing it, dog. Trust. Go check it out, dog.
- 2:01:26Speaker 1: Support the homies, dog. Your homies, everybody's chasing the dream, dog,
- 2:01:29Speaker 1: and the animosity in LA. Like, not everybody's a stepping stone, dog.
- 2:01:33Speaker 1: You can show off for your homies and just fucking
- 2:01:34Speaker 1: plain support, dog. You don't always have to use everybody
- 2:01:37Speaker 1: next to you, dog. Straight up. Thank you. So support
- 2:01:39Speaker 1: the homies. Nitty, where the fuck you going to be at? Friday, Saturday, Sunday,
- 2:01:44Speaker 1: I'm going to be in Chicago. I'm going to go
- 2:01:45Speaker 1: see Kanye in Chicago on Friday. Oh, I thought you
- 2:01:49Speaker 1: were going to go fucking perform. No. I'm going to
- 2:01:52Speaker 1: go see Kanye. I wish I was tagging along. Kanye
- 2:01:57Speaker 1: in Chi-Town, bro. My cousin got tickets, and he invited
- 2:01:59Speaker 1: me to come. He said, don't.
- 2:02:00Speaker 4: So I'm going to go out there. I've never been
- 2:02:01Speaker 4: to Chicago before. So I'm going to go try to
- 2:02:03Speaker 4: do some comedy. I'm just going to go check out.
- 2:02:07Speaker 1: Russell Peters going? If you're in Chicago, get with some
- 2:02:10Speaker 1: weed and we'll go hang out. Hell yeah. Well, enjoy that, Nitty,
- 2:02:17Speaker 1: this weekend, right? Yeah. Have fun. Ray, thank you for
- 2:02:21Speaker 1: the Advils from Canada, by the way. Yeah. Fuck yeah.
- 2:02:24Speaker 2: Shout out to God, wifey. Shout out to Saul. Funny
- 2:02:28Speaker 2: as always, dog. Always good seeing you. Xavier Guerrero.
- 2:02:33Speaker 1: Hit that like button. Subscribe. Thank you for coming on, homie.
- 2:02:35Speaker 1: You're going to fucking kill it at that special.
- 2:02:38Speaker 2: Thank you, bro.
- 2:02:40Speaker 1: We got Hazard. That's how you pronounce it, right? Yeah, yeah.
- 2:02:45Speaker 1: He's going to be here on Thursday at 930. Be here. Oh,
- 2:02:48Speaker 1: come on. Show up and go check out my new
- 2:02:50Speaker 1: reaction video. It's super crazy.
- 2:02:51Speaker 6: Some baddie ass bitch gets arrested for some bullshit.
- 2:02:55Speaker 1: You guys know. Hit that like button. Subscribe. Salute to
- 2:02:57Speaker 1: everybody that tuned in. There's a lot of new stuff
- 2:03:00Speaker 1: on the website. Go get yourself a hash hole lighter. Uh,
- 2:03:03Speaker 1: there's plenty of them, like literally a lot of different designs.
- 2:03:06Speaker 1: So go get that. There's a couple other things from
- 2:03:08Speaker 1: champs that I will be uploading on there as well.
- 2:03:11Speaker 1: A couple of fucking tips as well. But if you
- 2:03:13Speaker 1: want some primo shit, there's the high and hungry rings
- 2:03:16Speaker 1: that I uploaded on there. And I got the new
- 2:03:17Speaker 1: Spider-Man shirt that's dropping as well. Uh, that artwork with
- 2:03:21Speaker 1: the tattoo artists from Argentina. Salute to him. Uh, and
- 2:03:25Speaker 1: the Dr. Green Thumb show goes on at two at
- 2:03:26Speaker 1: a one o'clock and a whatnot. It's going down on Friday, Friday, Friday.
- 2:03:31Speaker 1: I'm uploading more stuff with that. So with that being said,
- 2:03:34Speaker 1: we'll see you guys later on Thursday. Peace out. Taco time.
- 2:03:44Speaker 1: You guys are all piece of shit, man.
- 2:04:02Speaker 9: Your we don't smoke the same, your tinfoils and all that,
- 2:04:04Speaker 9: that's on the fucking trash. You guys showed your fucking
- 2:04:08Speaker 9: true colors. But I get it, man. But you don't
- 2:04:10Speaker 9: even know the whole story. You guys support a fucking
- 2:04:14Speaker 9: demonic entity, which is fucking Cindy. You don't even know, again,
- 2:04:19Speaker 9: the whole fucking story. It shows me your guy is
- 2:04:24Speaker 9: his true color, but you know what? I am glad
- 2:04:27Speaker 9: that I will never support you guys ever again. And
- 2:04:31Speaker 9: I will never forget what Eason said to me in
- 2:04:34Speaker 9: that podcast. Have you tried your son's drugs? And my
- 2:04:39Speaker 9: son's going through fucking mental health. You guys are piece
- 2:04:43Speaker 9: of shits, man.
- 2:04:44Speaker 1: Piece of shits. Fuck you.
- 2:04:47Speaker 9: You guys are all going to get your fucking karma.