Latest / Son of a Boy Dad / The 100th Episode Extravaganza - Son of a Boy Dad: Ep. 100
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- 0:00Speaker 1: Hey Son of a Boy Dad listeners. You can find
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- 0:42Speaker 6: Man, I'll tell you what. When you're hungry out there,
- 0:44Speaker 6: you start acting like a rookie quarterback in his first game,
- 0:47Speaker 6: making bad decisions, messing up the basics, being all out
- 0:50Speaker 6: of sorts. That's where Snickers comes in.
- 0:53Speaker 7: Man.
- 0:53Speaker 6: That thing is packed roasted peanuts, nugget, caramel, milk, chocolate.
- 0:58Speaker 6: It's like the MVP of candy bars, and when you
- 1:01Speaker 6: bite into it, boom, it sorts you out. Get your
- 1:03Speaker 6: head back in the game of life. Satisfying your hunger.
- 1:06Speaker 6: Remember this, Snickers handles your hunger so you can handle everything.
- 1:11Speaker 6: Else snicker satisfies. Man, that's a winning play.
- 1:16Speaker 1: You got multiple women in the office, they get you
- 1:18Speaker 1: plates first of all.
- 1:20Speaker 7: No, that's that's a lie. Katie Stats was in a
- 1:23Speaker 7: mood yesterday. She usually gets me plates, and yesterday she
- 1:25Speaker 7: didn't want to do it. I was like, okay, so
- 1:27Speaker 7: I went and got my sister, who I got a job,
- 1:28Speaker 7: said we get me a plate. I feel like she
- 1:30Speaker 7: owes me a plate.
- 1:31Speaker 1: We'll show you have multiple women to get you plates.
- 1:33Speaker 7: She my sister. Just get my sister was one time thing.
- 1:36Speaker 7: If you had been around, I would have asked you
- 1:37Speaker 7: to get me a plate. Next time, get me a plate.
- 1:39Speaker 7: I said, no, next time getting over the next time. Hold,
- 1:43Speaker 7: I swear to fucking God, you're getting me.
- 1:44Speaker 1: A Plate'll walk around the office holding his I better
- 1:47Speaker 1: be a full ass plate like a prison house bitch. No,
- 1:51Speaker 1: that's how he's gonna That's how he's gonna go.
- 1:53Speaker 7: Boys, if I said, hey, I got to do a show,
- 1:54Speaker 7: we give me a plate, but you know I would
- 1:56Speaker 7: grab me a plate.
- 1:56Speaker 8: I stack you up, but I would do it.
- 1:58Speaker 3: I do it.
- 1:59Speaker 8: Uh healthy one though as a sob.
- 2:01Speaker 7: No, you'd put like a you put some nasty at
- 2:04Speaker 7: the bottom of.
- 2:05Speaker 1: Put us a nice salad with a Demi glaze jizz
- 2:08Speaker 1: reduction on top of it.
- 2:10Speaker 8: That I fucking nodded.
- 2:11Speaker 7: In Dead Mouse under Malasagna.
- 2:13Speaker 1: Yeah, and not the fucking producer, not the fucking DJ.
- 2:17Speaker 3: Give us a bung jury Migo brother on Jury Amigo,
- 2:19Speaker 3: Episode one hundred, Episode one hundred of the show.
- 2:22Speaker 7: Congratulation boys.
- 2:23Speaker 3: How many episodes did you make it too?
- 2:26Speaker 7: Not one hundred? Not one hundred. Well, I've got a
- 2:29Speaker 7: couple of podcasts. I have one hundred, but the one
- 2:31Speaker 7: I wanted to didn't make it.
- 2:32Speaker 8: How many does unnecessary Roughness?
- 2:35Speaker 3: I think we're like three hundred?
- 2:37Speaker 7: Ye uh No. It was three times a week during
- 2:40Speaker 7: the season, and it's on one time a week during
- 2:42Speaker 7: the off season.
- 2:43Speaker 3: So what's the season?
- 2:44Speaker 7: Football season?
- 2:45Speaker 3: Okay, that's a football, that's a college football I know
- 2:47Speaker 3: it is college football show.
- 2:48Speaker 7: What did you think Unecessary roughness was just a sports
- 2:50Speaker 7: just me talking about roughing up women. I thought it
- 2:53Speaker 7: was a sports necessarily we had domestic violence show.
- 2:57Speaker 3: Those other unnecessary roughness calls, right.
- 2:59Speaker 7: I was a massive violence is very unnecessary rough No, yeah,
- 3:01Speaker 7: it's always.
- 3:02Speaker 8: Always pretty unnecessary.
- 3:03Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 3:04Speaker 1: Not Dana White though bro Dana White literally slapped a
- 3:06Speaker 1: woman and then started to slap lead dud.
- 3:09Speaker 7: Did he become bigger after that?
- 3:10Speaker 3: Yeah?
- 3:11Speaker 8: He was like, oh this, I'm tripling down on the.
- 3:13Speaker 7: Enhance his brand by roughing up a woman. Yeah.
- 3:15Speaker 1: Ike Turner, No, he made it his brand roughing roughing
- 3:18Speaker 1: people up with the open palm.
- 3:20Speaker 8: It's crazy. Ike Turner was Tina Turner.
- 3:22Speaker 3: So yeah, I know, I dude, close friend of mine?
- 3:25Speaker 3: Are you Yeah?
- 3:26Speaker 7: He's dead?
- 3:27Speaker 3: Well, it was a close friend of mine.
- 3:29Speaker 7: Probably died before you were born, probably, and he might
- 3:32Speaker 7: not be dead. I don't know.
- 3:33Speaker 3: My parents knew him.
- 3:34Speaker 8: What other shows do you have that at a hun?
- 3:37Speaker 7: I gonna say a reference one hundred pick centrals obviously
- 3:39Speaker 7: is daily. So it's a lot.
- 3:40Speaker 3: Uh stand? Is that gonna keep going when you guys
- 3:42Speaker 3: go to Chicago?
- 3:43Speaker 7: Yeah, we're gonna we're gonna bring somebody else on and
- 3:45Speaker 7: uh it's gonna be a new cast. That's to be
- 3:48Speaker 7: an ounce later.
- 3:48Speaker 3: White Sox Dave, not White Sox Dave.
- 3:50Speaker 7: I would kill myself first, not Han.
- 3:53Speaker 3: I don't know who that is.
- 3:57Speaker 8: What are you guys picks for today?
- 4:01Speaker 7: Is that her voice sounds like she has the female men.
- 4:04Speaker 3: Raspy boys.
- 4:04Speaker 1: She has the she has like a Marge Simpson twang
- 4:08Speaker 1: to her voice, like there's like a raspiness. You don't
- 4:10Speaker 1: know handa tran.
- 4:11Speaker 7: I guess I'm aware of her. I've never never met her.
- 4:14Speaker 3: Never heard her voice.
- 4:15Speaker 1: You don't listen to their show, her show with Uh,
- 4:17Speaker 1: Danny and Eddie.
- 4:18Speaker 7: There's a lot of great podcasts here, so I don't
- 4:21Speaker 7: listen to that. One Cat's coming on, Big Cat's coming
- 4:24Speaker 7: on what Central?
- 4:25Speaker 3: Big Cat and Dave are going to be there every day.
- 4:26Speaker 7: That was what the intention was, but that intention wore
- 4:29Speaker 7: off quickly.
- 4:30Speaker 1: I heard Dave moving to Chicago with you guys just
- 4:32Speaker 1: because he wants to get back into.
- 4:33Speaker 7: The two White Sox Daves.
- 4:35Speaker 3: Yeah, David, Dave. David didn't Nick say Dave's Red Sox Dave. Damn,
- 4:40Speaker 3: that's going to be incredible.
- 4:41Speaker 7: What the White Sox Dave demands that Dave go by
- 4:44Speaker 7: Red Sox Dave. I don't want to get confused.
- 4:46Speaker 8: Because it's his territory in Chicago.
- 4:48Speaker 1: Like, if Red Sox Dave comes out there, he's gonna
- 4:50Speaker 1: have to fucking bend the knee.
- 4:52Speaker 3: You think the Chicago boys are dreading you guys coming there.
- 4:54Speaker 7: I would assume so, yes, because because we're bringing Hell's
- 4:57Speaker 7: coming with us.
- 4:58Speaker 3: I mean they've been doing that for what like eight years.
- 5:00Speaker 7: Yeah, they have a pretty you know, there's four of them.
- 5:03Speaker 7: If they get along, great, If they don't get along, great,
- 5:05Speaker 7: you can hide from somebody when there's there's gonna be
- 5:07Speaker 7: a lot of people coming.
- 5:08Speaker 8: I think it's like you're at war and uh, your reinforcements.
- 5:13Speaker 1: I think it's reinforcements coming in. I really feel like
- 5:15Speaker 1: or I mean, I don't know they're thinking behind it,
- 5:17Speaker 1: but I feel like they got to be like we've
- 5:19Speaker 1: been out here like four or five deep on the
- 5:21Speaker 1: Chicago front line, is trying to make ship pop off,
- 5:23Speaker 1: and now we have a bunch of other people.
- 5:25Speaker 7: That we're bringing resources and rations and all that.
- 5:27Speaker 1: Seem like that doesn't seem like it's about to fucking
- 5:30Speaker 1: blow up out in Chicago.
- 5:31Speaker 7: Yeah, but in war you have casualties. Oh no, so somebody,
- 5:37Speaker 7: I swear to fucking God, when we go to Chicago,
- 5:38Speaker 7: somebody's dying. We're writing somebody out of the script.
- 5:41Speaker 3: Oh for sure, it's going to be layoffs. People are
- 5:44Speaker 3: going to get shopped.
- 5:45Speaker 7: Just when we come in it'll be like a loser
- 5:47Speaker 7: leaves town match and they gotta they gotta leave the promotion.
- 5:49Speaker 8: Or it's like a batting orders.
- 5:51Speaker 1: You know, it's going from a four person bat like
- 5:53Speaker 1: there's people who are gonna get bumped down the order.
- 5:55Speaker 7: Yeah, bad, bad teams have bad hitters batting clean up now,
- 5:59Speaker 7: you know, we gotta gotta couple clean up hitters coming.
- 6:01Speaker 3: I'm not one, But have you seen any of the
- 6:04Speaker 3: have you seen the new office at all?
- 6:06Speaker 7: I haven't seen it. I've seen what do you call it,
- 6:09Speaker 7: sketchy of blueprints.
- 6:10Speaker 1: I only saw the blueprint of the rock wall, and
- 6:12Speaker 1: it's like that looks the whole thing. No, there's a
- 6:15Speaker 1: rock wall and it's like a waterfall over it.
- 6:17Speaker 7: There's a pickleball court, there's a cock fighting ring. We're
- 6:20Speaker 7: gonna have it all.
- 6:21Speaker 1: It's great.
- 6:21Speaker 3: We're getting a pool table for this office for this
- 6:24Speaker 3: office and a hot tub upstairs.
- 6:25Speaker 1: But it's like, no, it's a pool table that changes
- 6:28Speaker 1: into an air hockey table.
- 6:29Speaker 7: I want you, I want y'all to get a hot
- 6:31Speaker 7: tub upstairs, and y'all tell me when the first time
- 6:34Speaker 7: y'all actually get a chance to get in it is.
- 6:35Speaker 7: I would never go because you would go upstairs and
- 6:37Speaker 7: you just never have a chance to get it in.
- 6:39Speaker 1: Now, Glenny Balls would be displacing all the water in there.
- 6:41Speaker 7: I believe we hire people this company just to take spots,
- 6:45Speaker 7: just to get in front.
- 6:46Speaker 1: We definitely do or but there's always a hiring freeze
- 6:49Speaker 1: going on. Whenever someone we want, it's a hiring free Get.
- 6:52Speaker 7: In the buffet line in this company, and you'll meet
- 6:54Speaker 7: people you've never you've never heard of.
- 6:56Speaker 3: Every time there's a company party that it's you don't
- 6:58Speaker 3: know anyone there. You're wondering if you're at the right party.
- 7:01Speaker 1: Yeah, it's like it feels like almost like a class
- 7:03Speaker 1: reunion where it's like should I like, should I be talking?
- 7:05Speaker 1: I don't know how deep I can go in this
- 7:07Speaker 1: conversation with these people.
- 7:08Speaker 3: Yeah, like our hour things.
- 7:10Speaker 7: Also, that third floor is way more diverse than our
- 7:12Speaker 7: floor is way more Yeah, so you get confused.
- 7:15Speaker 1: It's over fifty percent Asian. Yeah, barstools coordation.
- 7:19Speaker 7: I don't see race.
- 7:20Speaker 1: But well that's more racist because then you're not acknowledging
- 7:23Speaker 1: the plight that they've gone through.
- 7:24Speaker 7: Oh I have to I have to put myself in
- 7:25Speaker 7: their shoes. But I feel like that's replacementism. So that's you.
- 7:29Speaker 1: Got to walk a mile in their footbound shoes, stepping
- 7:37Speaker 1: on everywhere.
- 7:39Speaker 8: That's too far, that's too far. Sorry, I'm sorry, that's
- 7:42Speaker 8: that's too far.
- 7:43Speaker 7: That's I never know how far is too far?
- 7:45Speaker 8: Yeah, I know, but that's that's the good thing about
- 7:46Speaker 8: Son of a Boy, Dad bro.
- 7:47Speaker 3: We just we can have y'all started the show, I
- 7:50Speaker 3: guess I think.
- 7:52Speaker 1: Yesterday I was having Yeah, they we're seven and we're
- 7:55Speaker 1: seven in Yeah, we're seven, and we started when when
- 7:58Speaker 1: Mook said, so.
- 7:59Speaker 3: You're we're doing a rot eating cast today.
- 8:00Speaker 1: Yeah, we're gonna we're gonna have a bunch of people
- 8:02Speaker 1: on in celebration of our one HUNI And uh.
- 8:05Speaker 7: So when you got started WRON you said there's no
- 8:07Speaker 7: chances thing last.
- 8:08Speaker 1: Oh yeah, I thought it was kind of like until
- 8:10Speaker 1: Sas gets hired by s n L type of thing
- 8:12Speaker 1: where I could uh show it still is it is,
- 8:15Speaker 1: but it's like, uh.
- 8:16Speaker 8: His chances were getting hurt or going.
- 8:19Speaker 1: I was like a two to one thing when he
- 8:21Speaker 1: was in here, and now it's kind of like a
- 8:22Speaker 1: seventy five.
- 8:23Speaker 3: To lower long shot.
- 8:25Speaker 7: Now you're now you're far enough in that when he
- 8:27Speaker 7: does get hired to us, now you're at least going
- 8:29Speaker 7: to get a cursory interview, you think, so, Yeah, I.
- 8:31Speaker 3: Think it'll be.
- 8:31Speaker 8: I think I'm the one that's holding him back.
- 8:33Speaker 1: I think everyone.
- 8:34Speaker 3: I didn't know, there's people, there's people at S ANDL
- 8:36Speaker 3: the half podcasts. Really you can just still podcasts.
- 8:39Speaker 8: On and so what So what were they saying then?
- 8:42Speaker 3: Then? Why why are they on a hiring freeze over there?
- 8:44Speaker 3: Whenever you go and everything hiring freeze all of a sudden,
- 8:47Speaker 3: it's a hiring freeze.
- 8:48Speaker 1: Whenever Sassy wants to was the only one hiring freeze.
- 8:52Speaker 1: Let's fucking go, bro, that's a huge freeze joke.
- 8:53Speaker 3: Come on, thanks, I don't know, Hugh Freeze. You don't
- 8:56Speaker 3: do sports on this show.
- 8:57Speaker 7: Sorry, my bad sports. You want me to shut the
- 8:59Speaker 7: fuck up?
- 9:00Speaker 8: Yeah, Now we talked about we talked a lot about
- 9:02Speaker 8: a lot of rap less.
- 9:03Speaker 3: Johnny picks for this week.
- 9:04Speaker 7: I love the Chiefs. I remember on the Yak when
- 9:07Speaker 7: I told y'all don't like that.
- 9:08Speaker 3: Oh I forgot give him the light early.
- 9:10Speaker 7: Come on, man, I'm just I just tell the truth.
- 9:13Speaker 7: I marry my team early, and I've married the Chiefs
- 9:15Speaker 7: and you're not going to divorce.
- 9:17Speaker 1: You said that, You said that I had a chance
- 9:18Speaker 1: to set it until Friday, until Friday.
- 9:21Speaker 7: I'm locking in on Friday, so you got to you
- 9:23Speaker 7: gotta get your shots in.
- 9:24Speaker 3: You have any Chiefs gear? Well, first of all, for me,
- 9:26Speaker 3: all it takes is if Roan got me a that's all.
- 9:28Speaker 3: You got me a Chief sweatshirt, a nice Chief sweashirt.
- 9:31Speaker 1: But that that red color would look trash on you, bro.
- 9:34Speaker 3: They would do. You got me a nice Eagle crew
- 9:37Speaker 3: Eagles crew neck like a deep green.
- 9:39Speaker 1: Or like a black bar that fan of all time,
- 9:42Speaker 1: It would be.
- 9:42Speaker 3: An absolute rap.
- 9:43Speaker 7: How come you've not got any get.
- 9:45Speaker 3: Him ship and he doesn't wear it because he gets
- 9:46Speaker 3: me stuff.
- 9:47Speaker 7: From Oh okay, that must hurt you. That must hurt
- 9:49Speaker 7: you when you when somebody goes out of their way
- 9:50Speaker 7: to buy something. I just sounded very contryne Hey, listen,
- 9:55Speaker 7: when somebody buys something, someone buy, why the why the
- 9:58Speaker 7: fuck wouldn't you wear it?
- 9:59Speaker 1: You go to the tree store and get him my
- 10:01Speaker 1: crew neck.
- 10:02Speaker 7: I went down to the Army Navy store and I
- 10:03Speaker 7: got you something you ain't.
- 10:06Speaker 1: You did buy me something that I didn't wear and
- 10:08Speaker 1: you know he's bought you something or I've bought him
- 10:10Speaker 1: something that.
- 10:11Speaker 7: You bought me a braid about two years ago. What's
- 10:13Speaker 7: what is this?
- 10:13Speaker 3: And you're wearing it? Break this chair though that's sucked.
- 10:17Speaker 3: You might go plunge it through. That's a tough.
- 10:19Speaker 1: But I think that to complete the circle of life,
- 10:21Speaker 1: you got to buy brand and something that he ain't
- 10:22Speaker 1: gonna wear.
- 10:24Speaker 3: No, why would I do that?
- 10:25Speaker 1: Because like life, he bought me something I'm.
- 10:27Speaker 3: Not gonna wear.
- 10:28Speaker 7: You got the money.
- 10:28Speaker 8: I bought you something you're not gonna wear.
- 10:30Speaker 3: I buy something that I would buy brand and something
- 10:31Speaker 3: that he would wear.
- 10:32Speaker 7: No, he does have, but see I would wear because
- 10:34Speaker 7: I'm a good I'm a good person.
- 10:36Speaker 5: Bro.
- 10:36Speaker 1: This past weekend he sold out five shows in Boston
- 10:39Speaker 1: and all the money went to him.
- 10:40Speaker 7: That's a lot of shows.
- 10:41Speaker 3: Isn't that fucking crazy? Is it?
- 10:43Speaker 7: Big room?
- 10:44Speaker 3: So it's pretty big?
- 10:46Speaker 7: Did you even did you even do a vape? Why
- 10:48Speaker 7: was smoke just coming out of your mouth?
- 10:49Speaker 3: Now? It's just always is.
- 10:50Speaker 1: He's like a buysor he's just like spitting a little
- 10:53Speaker 1: bit of smoke at all time.
- 10:54Speaker 7: I feel like I'm in a mini golf course out
- 10:57Speaker 7: of the clown's mouth.
- 10:58Speaker 3: Yeah, he's just a door volcano. That's just to quit
- 11:01Speaker 3: nicotine bad. I was adding a cough last night.
- 11:03Speaker 7: You're too young to quit me. You're too young to
- 11:05Speaker 7: quit anything in your life. You can't quit anything at
- 11:08Speaker 7: twenty one.
- 11:09Speaker 8: He's trying to.
- 11:10Speaker 3: He's got a book lingering around our apartment that says
- 11:12Speaker 3: how to quit smoking.
- 11:13Speaker 7: Yeah, and because it probably worked for what as you
- 11:16Speaker 7: start quitting things like twenty eight?
- 11:18Speaker 1: I haven't quit anything.
- 11:19Speaker 7: Okay.
- 11:20Speaker 3: See, I do everything that I ever did, But you
- 11:22Speaker 3: never did anything that would be did you ever do anything?
- 11:25Speaker 7: I don't have I don't have that life experience either.
- 11:27Speaker 7: I never had to quit anything as it never did anything.
- 11:29Speaker 8: Did you ever smoke cigarettes? Did you ever try a cigarette?
- 11:32Speaker 7: I tried a cigarette. I was dating a girl in
- 11:34Speaker 7: high school. Whould ci cigarettes? And I was trying to
- 11:35Speaker 7: be cool and I would say, oh, I'll take one,
- 11:37Speaker 7: and then no, it didn't stick. Probably less than ten
- 11:40Speaker 7: cigarettes in my life other huh.
- 11:42Speaker 3: Any do you any couples that smoke together? Yeah, that's
- 11:46Speaker 3: a big thing in high school you look badass, yeah.
- 11:48Speaker 1: Or like little groups of friends, And I think that's
- 11:50Speaker 1: the thing that keeps friend groups together. I think especially
- 11:53Speaker 1: when my friends, or specifically women who smoke, I think
- 11:56Speaker 1: they stayed there. That's like a damn near lifelong friendship.
- 11:59Speaker 1: And I won't stop smoking. You pretty much stopped going
- 12:02Speaker 1: outside with them, You stop being friends with you.
- 12:03Speaker 7: I gotta be honest. I don't know how you smoking
- 12:05Speaker 7: twenty twenty three? Like, where do you do it?
- 12:06Speaker 3: Yeah? It's crazy.
- 12:07Speaker 7: You can't do it in any building. You have to
- 12:08Speaker 7: be outside at all times if it's a winter.
- 12:10Speaker 3: Why you're in like an Asian airport where they have
- 12:12Speaker 3: those like they.
- 12:14Speaker 7: Still have those?
- 12:15Speaker 3: Yeah?
- 12:15Speaker 8: Oh yeah, that's crazy.
- 12:16Speaker 3: Donnie always posts studios in them.
- 12:18Speaker 7: I thought that was just the thing he made up
- 12:19Speaker 7: in his mind.
- 12:20Speaker 3: No, they're packed.
- 12:21Speaker 8: Just drink he's drinking beer, drinks Turmy's in the fucking.
- 12:24Speaker 3: And then rip SIGs.
- 12:26Speaker 8: You only had ten cigarettes throughout your.
- 12:27Speaker 7: Entire I've had less than ten cigarettes in my life.
- 12:29Speaker 1: You think you smoked them, right, You think you inhaled
- 12:31Speaker 1: them all the way?
- 12:32Speaker 7: I probably not. I don't think so. I don't know
- 12:35Speaker 7: if I did it long enough to get the technique down.
- 12:38Speaker 7: So I think you have to have reps.
- 12:39Speaker 8: Yeah, it's tough.
- 12:40Speaker 1: I don't think I inhaled anything the first time, right,
- 12:43Speaker 1: the first time I smoked it. Not fucking cigarettes, not weed,
- 12:46Speaker 1: not d MT. I don't really think anything.
- 12:47Speaker 7: All reps man, you got to put it in the work.
- 12:50Speaker 1: It is.
- 12:51Speaker 3: I used to smoke cigarettes when I was young. You did,
- 12:54Speaker 3: you are young child? Yeah, Snow, we wouldn't even smoke cigarettes.
- 12:58Speaker 3: We would smoke swish or sweets like grape Swisher suites
- 13:01Speaker 3: and we would smoke them. They'll just like one each.
- 13:03Speaker 7: They made grape swish sweets.
- 13:05Speaker 3: Like they make like blue raspberry swish.
- 13:07Speaker 7: You know what I smoked in the amazing I had
- 13:10Speaker 7: my black friends were smoking. I smoked black and Miles.
- 13:12Speaker 3: Black and Miles wooden tips.
- 13:14Speaker 8: Yeah, those are good. Those are Those are fun?
- 13:17Speaker 3: Are fun?
- 13:18Speaker 8: Yeah, they make you. I like how they make you smell.
- 13:20Speaker 1: I like how it kind of leaves you smelling, like
- 13:23Speaker 1: walking around with it or in your car. Like I
- 13:25Speaker 1: know a lot of weed smokers who have a permanent
- 13:26Speaker 1: black and mild in their ashtray.
- 13:28Speaker 8: These are black dudes. If they get pulled.
- 13:30Speaker 1: Over, you know what I mean, they have something in
- 13:31Speaker 1: the middle of there, so they're not getting to smell.
- 13:33Speaker 7: I have a friend that I would always go to
- 13:35Speaker 7: NBA games. NBA game was always two hours away. We
- 13:37Speaker 7: drive to Memphis and he's like a teacher and he
- 13:39Speaker 7: doesn't do anything. But every time we go to the
- 13:41Speaker 7: NBA game, we have to stop the gas station get
- 13:43Speaker 7: two packs of black and Miles. And that's why we
- 13:44Speaker 7: smoked on the way to NBA games.
- 13:46Speaker 3: That's kind of sick.
- 13:46Speaker 7: Yeah, I don't know. I don't know why we did it.
- 13:49Speaker 3: How old were you?
- 13:50Speaker 7: Oh, this was in my twenties.
- 13:51Speaker 1: Yeah, because like the Memphis didn't even have the team
- 13:53Speaker 1: until you were in your twenty Yeah.
- 13:54Speaker 7: My first game I went there was when I was
- 13:56Speaker 7: like twenty two, in two thousand and one.
- 13:57Speaker 8: Damn Mike Miller.
- 13:59Speaker 7: What that was? J Jason Williams. And I don't think
- 14:02Speaker 7: Mike Miller was there yet. He might he was like,
- 14:04Speaker 7: well know, he was probably Grizzly from the beginning. I
- 14:06Speaker 7: don't think he was a Grizzly. Was a year he
- 14:08Speaker 7: was a Magic.
- 14:09Speaker 1: Yeah, he shared Rookie of the Year on the Magic. Sorry,
- 14:11Speaker 1: we don't talk sports on him.
- 14:12Speaker 7: How bad that's on me? Again?
- 14:13Speaker 3: Basketball? I don't know basketball.
- 14:14Speaker 8: Who are some rappers that you like.
- 14:17Speaker 7: Out cast? Do you like?
- 14:19Speaker 3: Do you know them? Yeah, Andre three K. Do you
- 14:21Speaker 3: like him? Yeah?
- 14:22Speaker 7: I love I love Andrea and Big Boy doesn't get
- 14:24Speaker 7: enough credit. Everybody's like Andre Andre and Big Boys also great.
- 14:26Speaker 7: I like Lucris a lot.
- 14:27Speaker 8: He likes Atlanta guys.
- 14:28Speaker 7: I like Atlanta.
- 14:29Speaker 1: You'd like Atlanta gysh from then nineties, early two thousands
- 14:32Speaker 1: Atlanta guys.
- 14:33Speaker 8: Yeah, yeah, does that resonate with you at all?
- 14:36Speaker 3: No?
- 14:37Speaker 7: No, outcast.
- 14:38Speaker 3: I like Guccie Mane a little late. Yeah, it's late. Really,
- 14:42Speaker 3: Guccimine was making music when he was he was plably
- 14:44Speaker 3: making music in like the early two.
- 14:45Speaker 7: Thousands, very specific window here, Like I'm talking ninety seven
- 14:50Speaker 7: fall of O three. Yeah, so that's what we're talking about.
- 14:53Speaker 3: What happened after the fall?
- 14:54Speaker 7: I don't I don't know follow O three. That's when
- 14:57Speaker 7: I want to checked out.
- 14:58Speaker 3: I don't really listen to a lot of rap. No,
- 15:00Speaker 3: he's a beat a Bob Dylan guy.
- 15:02Speaker 7: I have two moods. I have rap mood and country mood.
- 15:04Speaker 7: Those are my two moods. And what bridges that I
- 15:07Speaker 7: listened to nineties on nine a lot, But that's those
- 15:09Speaker 7: are my two moods.
- 15:09Speaker 1: Some Ways, those are the only things that a man
- 15:11Speaker 1: should listen to.
- 15:12Speaker 7: Well rapping country also pretty much the same thing. They
- 15:14Speaker 7: really are, Yeah, except for you.
- 15:17Speaker 1: Yeah, country can be a little bit more emotional, and
- 15:19Speaker 1: it's easier for a white guy to write a song
- 15:20Speaker 1: and get bye with it. Yeah, white guy writes a
- 15:23Speaker 1: rap song, people are like, what the fuck are you
- 15:24Speaker 1: talking about? But he put the same ship in the
- 15:26Speaker 1: fucking country trying.
- 15:27Speaker 7: Yeah, yeah you could.
- 15:29Speaker 3: You could.
- 15:29Speaker 7: You could legitimately take some rap lyrics, put a guitar
- 15:31Speaker 7: behind it, and you you just have a country song.
- 15:33Speaker 1: Yeah, And I think that that's that would be a
- 15:35Speaker 1: nice like little cover band idea. Somebody could do some
- 15:38Speaker 1: shit like that.
- 15:38Speaker 7: I think we've all heard those bands in college, right.
- 15:42Speaker 1: Yeah, the dude who used to sing, uh, bitches ain't
- 15:45Speaker 1: ships and tricks, lick on these nuts and suck.
- 15:49Speaker 7: I actually wrote that song.
- 15:51Speaker 8: What's your new show that you have coming up?
- 15:54Speaker 3: Ah?
- 15:54Speaker 8: Plug it in here.
- 15:56Speaker 1: It doesn't come out till next week.
- 15:57Speaker 7: I don't know what's coming out, Okay, come on, bro,
- 15:58Speaker 7: So I'm sitting him. I'm about to record Reclimer right now.
- 16:00Speaker 7: We're doing a sports movie podcast. And don't call it
- 16:02Speaker 7: my show to me, it's Chris Klemmer's show, and I'm
- 16:05Speaker 7: sitting in and helping him lost the project.
- 16:07Speaker 3: So but but that's how this started off.
- 16:09Speaker 1: We're talking and now I do about ninety percent of
- 16:11Speaker 1: the talking, and then we have guests.
- 16:13Speaker 3: Oh I can't wait to a guest talker?
- 16:15Speaker 7: Are you not?
- 16:16Speaker 3: Now? I just like to sit back and observe.
- 16:18Speaker 7: You haven't observed in this one. You've been You've been participatory.
- 16:21Speaker 3: That's what you think. It's an autopilot.
- 16:23Speaker 7: My bad, I'm really doing I'm so fucking stupid.
- 16:25Speaker 3: I'm studying now. He's a really good listener.
- 16:28Speaker 7: Was that alarm for me?
- 16:31Speaker 1: I gave you a chance to plug your ship?
- 16:33Speaker 3: Bro?
- 16:34Speaker 7: That alarms from all right?
- 16:35Speaker 9: Thanks.
- 16:42Speaker 4: I'm not going back to college to be your friend.
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- 17:12Speaker 11: Dude, old tweet June twenty third, twenty twenty one. We've
- 17:16Speaker 11: decided to celebrate our future one hundredth episode of Son
- 17:20Speaker 11: of a Boy Dad, Little Sass will be fistfighting Roan
- 17:23Speaker 11: and Owen at the same time.
- 17:25Speaker 3: Damn I did that.
- 17:27Speaker 12: Someone did on six twenty three.
- 17:28Speaker 3: Time anyone else wrote that one?
- 17:32Speaker 1: Ladies and gentlemen, nifteen.
- 17:33Speaker 3: Minutes just record mine over Brandon.
- 17:35Speaker 1: So yeah, just line them up. You might take the
- 17:39Speaker 1: same shit as him.
- 17:40Speaker 3: Time started, Yeah, I started, so, yeah, I start talking.
- 17:43Speaker 3: You don't have a lot of time. What do you
- 17:44Speaker 3: think we should have? As are another two guests. We
- 17:45Speaker 3: think we were doing it. We're gonna do Tommy and
- 17:47Speaker 3: who else?
- 17:48Speaker 13: I don't care, dude, ever since I realized I want
- 17:52Speaker 13: to be a dad, like things like that. But dude,
- 17:56Speaker 13: I have some breaking news. I got a text before
- 17:58Speaker 13: I walked in here from Fasolely No, what did have
- 18:01Speaker 13: to say? That's that's the bad news. The good news
- 18:03Speaker 13: is it's about sas No asking for your phone number? No, no,
- 18:09Speaker 13: So naturally I was like, of course, man, and like
- 18:11Speaker 13: feel free.
- 18:12Speaker 3: He doesn't like texting. Call him. See if I got
- 18:17Speaker 3: a call from Fasoli at night, I would be shocked.
- 18:20Speaker 3: I would be like unsettled. Would you pick up? Yeah?
- 18:23Speaker 3: I pick up a lot when people call me. All right,
- 18:25Speaker 3: say your number?
- 18:26Speaker 13: No way, But he said, was trying to talk to
- 18:29Speaker 13: Sas before I left for the airport. One of the
- 18:32Speaker 13: Patriots coaches who I'm connected with, wants to come to
- 18:35Speaker 13: a show in Boston, but the tickets are sold out.
- 18:37Speaker 13: Can you get a ticket for this Patriots coach?
- 18:39Speaker 8: Not Stephen Belichick?
- 18:41Speaker 3: Bill Belichick son, I don't know. If it's Bill, then yeah,
- 18:44Speaker 3: we'll get it. We'll work it out. We'll try and
- 18:45Speaker 3: get him a seat.
- 18:46Speaker 13: He wants some tickets. He's good friends with Matt Judon,
- 18:49Speaker 13: who may come.
- 18:50Speaker 3: I don't know who. Matt Judon is very good player.
- 18:52Speaker 8: He's like the best.
- 18:53Speaker 3: Yeah, he's their best defender.
- 18:54Speaker 8: Anywhere's red sleeves is kind of cool.
- 18:56Speaker 13: It's sick looking under the blue unis. But I've had
- 18:58Speaker 13: to tell him, sass, hold out five nights. Where was
- 19:01Speaker 13: that energy when those were on sale?
- 19:03Speaker 3: Exactly?
- 19:04Speaker 8: Yeah, come to a SASH show.
- 19:06Speaker 3: Get Jude On. Yeah, Judon's going to be there. No
- 19:09Speaker 3: Mac Jones going to be there.
- 19:10Speaker 13: Mac won't be there, No out of him? I say that,
- 19:13Speaker 13: what you beat the ship out of Mac Jones? Yeah,
- 19:16Speaker 13: why he sucks?
- 19:17Speaker 3: Would you roast him? He let down the franchise.
- 19:19Speaker 7: He did.
- 19:19Speaker 3: He's supposed to be next Tom Brady.
- 19:21Speaker 1: No, you're a turncoat, like you grew up as a
- 19:23Speaker 1: Patriots fan and like you should have been You're like
- 19:25Speaker 1: the same age as Mac Jones.
- 19:27Speaker 8: You guys should have been best of friends. But then
- 19:29Speaker 8: he decided to did you?
- 19:31Speaker 3: That's a loser mentality, sass roots for the best team.
- 19:33Speaker 3: I root for the best team. Why would I root
- 19:35Speaker 3: for the bat? What a waste of time? Why is
- 19:38Speaker 3: Wallow like on the Eagles? Wallo is like that meme
- 19:41Speaker 3: of like Drake sitting in at the Duke Yeah, like
- 19:43Speaker 3: meeting under like bro thinks he's on the team.
- 19:45Speaker 13: They're a picture of Drake like outside of like a
- 19:47Speaker 13: women's volley Yeah. I hope he doesn't clip this one,
- 19:50Speaker 13: but his wrists have never gone straight.
- 19:52Speaker 3: Dude, that is the funniest picture I've ever seen one
- 19:55Speaker 3: where he's standing in a jumpsuit into the whole women's
- 19:57Speaker 3: volleyball team is standing in like a semi sart. Yeah,
- 20:00Speaker 3: he's like giving a pep talk.
- 20:01Speaker 8: It's crazy. He loves winners. He loves winners. That must
- 20:04Speaker 8: be what it is.
- 20:04Speaker 13: He loves athletics, whether that be high school athletics or
- 20:10Speaker 13: that's probably that's what he likes the most.
- 20:12Speaker 8: Or adults and volleyball shorts.
- 20:14Speaker 3: Oh yeah, there he is.
- 20:15Speaker 1: That's hilarious. Why do they all have their their arms
- 20:18Speaker 1: all across?
- 20:19Speaker 3: Is Drake a hot guy? Yeah? Is he? I think
- 20:22Speaker 3: dred I think Drake with dreads or corn rows.
- 20:24Speaker 12: He bought into it.
- 20:25Speaker 3: I think I don't know if Drake's a hot guy.
- 20:27Speaker 1: I don't know. Dude, wasn't he he was like on
- 20:29Speaker 1: e limon date and he was a didn't he say.
- 20:32Speaker 3: He just got ritch like and then he got hot?
- 20:35Speaker 1: No, he was on a he was on a show.
- 20:36Speaker 1: He was like cast on his show? Is a hot
- 20:38Speaker 1: a heart throb?
- 20:39Speaker 3: Was he cast as a heart throb? Was he like
- 20:40Speaker 3: the main guy on a Liminate Eliminate?
- 20:43Speaker 1: I think it was or I don't know if it
- 20:45Speaker 1: was Aliminate or it was like some show where there
- 20:47Speaker 1: I think there was like another dude there and they
- 20:48Speaker 1: were like maybe doing a multiple.
- 20:50Speaker 3: Was it next, remember that one. Next was awesome.
- 20:53Speaker 1: That was brutal when you you know, it was so mean.
- 20:56Speaker 1: You would get off the bus and they would just
- 20:58Speaker 1: be like next.
- 20:59Speaker 3: It was always like a pick nick in the park.
- 21:00Speaker 13: The bus with the boys were parked up there and uh,
- 21:04Speaker 13: they would come out and there was always like the
- 21:05Speaker 13: weird guy. He'd like skip the last two steps and
- 21:08Speaker 13: kind of not stick the landing. And then the girl
- 21:10Speaker 13: from like the picnic basket next.
- 21:13Speaker 3: That's why I have.
- 21:14Speaker 13: To say, just what if they ran through the whole crew?
- 21:16Speaker 13: They then she dial shows over it. Yeah, that's how
- 21:19Speaker 13: dating shows should be. They she got her boyfriend by
- 21:22Speaker 13: the end of the episode. That's way faster, way better.
- 21:24Speaker 13: It's way it's it's way more simple. But it was brutal.
- 21:27Speaker 1: They were all sitting on like Garth Brooks tour bus.
- 21:30Speaker 1: It was like a very nice bus and they would
- 21:31Speaker 1: just like meet each other.
- 21:33Speaker 13: But the fellas could flip the script because if you
- 21:34Speaker 13: made like certain time thresholds before getting nexted you got
- 21:37Speaker 13: money right or was that a limit eate Now.
- 21:40Speaker 1: There might er yeah, that might have been eliminated.
- 21:43Speaker 3: But I thought real chance of love. Stallionaire Roan was
- 21:46Speaker 3: the third Stallionaire.
- 21:47Speaker 1: Holy, No, I was mister Boston from I Love Early
- 21:51Speaker 1: on in my battle rout career, people love to call
- 21:54Speaker 1: me mister Boston from I Love New York.
- 21:56Speaker 13: He was the Nerdies rolls right off the tongue, but
- 21:58Speaker 13: he got with New York liked him. Yeah, she did
- 22:01Speaker 13: her with the oiled up titties.
- 22:02Speaker 8: Oh my god, New York was hot. Damn you never
- 22:06Speaker 8: watched New York.
- 22:06Speaker 3: No, I've never seen any of these shows. No idea
- 22:08Speaker 3: what she was talking about. That's you see Rock of
- 22:09Speaker 3: Love or Double Shot of Love, bisexual dating. I really
- 22:13Speaker 3: watched a lot of dating shows. The first bisexual Nazi
- 22:16Speaker 3: dating show, Domestic Beese Victim. That's a good Subjohn. Yeah,
- 22:20Speaker 3: she had that under her belt too.
- 22:22Speaker 5: Well.
- 22:22Speaker 3: No, it was she was hit by it, but but
- 22:23Speaker 3: there was a belt involved.
- 22:25Speaker 8: Yeah, she was under the belt. That was Have you
- 22:28Speaker 8: ever watched any dating shows?
- 22:30Speaker 3: No?
- 22:30Speaker 8: Not really, like even The Bachelor.
- 22:33Speaker 3: Like that. I watched like one episode of Love Island.
- 22:35Speaker 3: Love Island's pretty good, dude.
- 22:36Speaker 8: Are you doing that Love Island thing at the Super Bowl?
- 22:38Speaker 7: Yeah?
- 22:39Speaker 13: They were asking me. They asked me, They're like, it's
- 22:40Speaker 13: all script. I was like, okay, but yeah, are you
- 22:43Speaker 13: doing it?
- 22:43Speaker 3: I said, no, I need what is it?
- 22:46Speaker 13: You said, what have you ever heard that word? That's weird, dude,
- 22:50Speaker 13: It was never heard of that. It's like a dating
- 22:52Speaker 13: pool scene. Yeah, and it's commercial, right, it's like an
- 22:56Speaker 13: ad and is it? I don't know, it's not unless
- 22:59Speaker 13: like a conned.
- 23:00Speaker 3: I don't know. You're just in the next season of
- 23:02Speaker 3: Love Island and.
- 23:03Speaker 1: It's kind of like, uh, Like Drake, I think he's
- 23:07Speaker 1: a hot guy, but I think he's a bad body
- 23:10Speaker 1: all star, you know what I mean?
- 23:12Speaker 3: And a bad body I don't think, I don't.
- 23:14Speaker 1: I mean, do you see his shirt off often? I
- 23:16Speaker 1: think that he's like I think he has like a
- 23:18Speaker 1: normal guy's body, is a normal guy's body, and like
- 23:20Speaker 1: he's strong underneath it, but there's like a layer of
- 23:22Speaker 1: he's had a good times.
- 23:23Speaker 3: What are his nipples like that? He looks like his
- 23:25Speaker 3: nipples will be the same color as his skin. Yeah,
- 23:27Speaker 3: he does. Drake's nipples. I think he's got massive pecks
- 23:31Speaker 3: that are almost boobs. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Would you
- 23:35Speaker 3: titty fuck Drake ye for a feature?
- 23:39Speaker 1: Would you get all right?
- 23:40Speaker 13: You could be on my song, but you got a
- 23:41Speaker 13: titty fucking fine, Drake, that's great.
- 23:48Speaker 1: Would you let him titty fuck you?
- 23:50Speaker 3: No, he wouldn't be able to comed.
- 23:52Speaker 13: Yeah sas more tone than Drake. I think so definitely not.
- 23:59Speaker 13: I think you guys have different highlight air. I might
- 24:00Speaker 13: be the most untoned person in the world. No, dude,
- 24:03Speaker 13: I don't have a shape whatside have there's no shape.
- 24:05Speaker 13: I'm just I'm just like a thing. No, dude, trust me.
- 24:08Speaker 13: I looked at my I looked at me shirtless today
- 24:10Speaker 13: and I try not to. I only have one mirror
- 24:12Speaker 13: in my apartment. It's like a prison mirror. It's just
- 24:14Speaker 13: like this big oh yeah, and it's already covered in
- 24:16Speaker 13: like dried up water, so you can't really see me.
- 24:19Speaker 13: But I caught a glimpse and no Miriam Webster rolling
- 24:22Speaker 13: over and there's no definite.
- 24:26Speaker 3: Yeah, with a blur tool on all of the where
- 24:29Speaker 3: it's supposed to be. Yeah, dude, when I'm naked, I'm
- 24:32Speaker 3: not wearing my glasses. Oh yeah, it's good.
- 24:35Speaker 1: It is, uh brushing your teeth with Like, I feel
- 24:38Speaker 1: like I brush my teeth better when I don't look
- 24:40Speaker 1: in the mirror.
- 24:40Speaker 3: Oh yeah, when I close my eyes.
- 24:42Speaker 1: And just fucking let it like, really, just focus on
- 24:44Speaker 1: letting the work get done.
- 24:45Speaker 13: So apparently it's better. It's good for your brain to
- 24:48Speaker 13: brush your teeth with your opposite hand. It's a good
- 24:50Speaker 13: brain exercise. It forges, forges, connections fresh. Yeah, but then
- 24:55Speaker 13: your teeth that you're just gonna have nasty breath. He's
- 24:58Speaker 13: gonna do a terrible job, dude. I'm thinking clearer than ever. Yeah,
- 25:01Speaker 13: but you smell like shit.
- 25:03Speaker 1: No one wants to hear your good ideas.
- 25:05Speaker 3: It's okay, stinky, I believe you.
- 25:06Speaker 13: You terrible dude. Do you brush your teeth shirtless? I
- 25:10Speaker 13: can anymore, I get fully. I'm never shirtless, dude.
- 25:13Speaker 3: I hate it. There's never a time where I'm shirtless.
- 25:15Speaker 13: You brush your teeth too vigorously and then you stop,
- 25:17Speaker 13: but your titties are still going as the same pace
- 25:19Speaker 13: as your toothbrush.
- 25:21Speaker 1: Hell, have the yellow jiggle.
- 25:24Speaker 3: I'm not even shirtless alone. No, hell no.
- 25:27Speaker 5: No.
- 25:27Speaker 1: My wife saw me look at myself shirtless in the
- 25:29Speaker 1: mirror the other day and she burst out laughing. She
- 25:33Speaker 1: laughed at me.
- 25:34Speaker 13: I flexed in the mirror the other day. Huge mistake
- 25:36Speaker 13: because I flexed and then no difference.
- 25:38Speaker 9: I couldn't tell when I was.
- 25:40Speaker 3: The same when I flesh.
- 25:43Speaker 1: Yes, yeah, oh I hate sometimes I prefer it pushes
- 25:46Speaker 1: the fat forward.
- 25:47Speaker 13: Oh, I have a disgusting, disgusting body. I have no
- 25:50Speaker 13: idea what it'll be like be fucked by me.
- 25:52Speaker 3: What is it like? It's nice?
- 25:56Speaker 1: It was really nice? Or sometimes when you suck your
- 25:59Speaker 1: gut in it looks way worse.
- 26:00Speaker 3: It looks it's like it's rippled. It goes right up
- 26:04Speaker 3: to the titties, it double its size.
- 26:07Speaker 13: Dude, I wouldn't even be attractive as like a man
- 26:09Speaker 13: in the twenties, and those dudes were ugliest.
- 26:10Speaker 1: Ship We're wearing like double breasted suits and like every
- 26:14Speaker 1: layer to protect their disgusting fat.
- 26:16Speaker 13: Those dudes looked so old they would be like twenty
- 26:19Speaker 13: years old. They look so fucking old too.
- 26:20Speaker 1: Do you think that lapels were built just to cover
- 26:23Speaker 1: up titties? Like lapels on jackets are just for men
- 26:26Speaker 1: to like have double fabric on their.
- 26:28Speaker 3: No other point, no other point?
- 26:29Speaker 5: Is it?
- 26:30Speaker 1: Like I was trying to think, is it like warmth?
- 26:32Speaker 1: Like what other reason could it be for lapels other
- 26:34Speaker 1: than to just like use compression to compress titties to
- 26:37Speaker 1: like double up the to.
- 26:39Speaker 3: It's not even to compress them. It's more to it
- 26:41Speaker 3: just spreads them around.
- 26:42Speaker 13: Today is my heaviest titted day I've had in probably
- 26:46Speaker 13: fourteen years, and I had to wear a black hoodie
- 26:50Speaker 13: with a very heavy graphic on it. So it's just
- 26:52Speaker 13: like even the stiffness of the graphic is like doing
- 26:54Speaker 13: its It's doing its job.
- 26:56Speaker 3: It's holding the bass working overtime.
- 26:57Speaker 1: Sometimes you do need the whole print on the on
- 27:00Speaker 1: the front of the shirt.
- 27:01Speaker 3: Just wake up in the morning just saying, fuck, I'm
- 27:03Speaker 3: stacked today. This is not good.
- 27:05Speaker 1: Just putting construction paper on like full suits of armor
- 27:09Speaker 1: underneath your shirt.
- 27:10Speaker 13: I only buy like the most uncomfy of starched t shirts.
- 27:13Speaker 3: Oh me too. Do you have a single soft shirt?
- 27:15Speaker 3: When dry fit was a thing that was miserable, God.
- 27:19Speaker 13: Was like every shirt, Yeah, I hate a first time
- 27:22Speaker 13: putting on dry fit is so shitty for the titties,
- 27:25Speaker 13: Oh my god.
- 27:26Speaker 1: Even I mean wife beaters aren't fucking graat either, honestly,
- 27:28Speaker 1: but sometimes you use that underneath to hide the titties.
- 27:31Speaker 3: I can't imagine being a person who wears dry fit. Dude,
- 27:34Speaker 3: it's you gonna have a lot of confidence. You have
- 27:36Speaker 3: to walk around. You have to have a.
- 27:36Speaker 13: Perfect and you can't have any body hair and skinny
- 27:38Speaker 13: arms with dry fit looks so bad. Oh my god,
- 27:41Speaker 13: terrible because I'm filling this out. And then you also
- 27:43Speaker 13: see like the lumps of my like my body hair
- 27:46Speaker 13: that can't quite break through, but sometimes like a stray
- 27:49Speaker 13: hair whill through.
- 27:50Speaker 1: Yeah, this disgusting long three inch hair just poke through
- 27:53Speaker 1: the dry fit.
- 27:54Speaker 13: Do you guys have the rays of sun around your
- 27:55Speaker 13: nipples of the hair like does do your nipples look
- 27:57Speaker 13: like spiders?
- 27:58Speaker 3: Yeah? Yeah, I hate it. Yeah.
- 28:01Speaker 13: Like my my, the hair around my nipples just like
- 28:03Speaker 13: goes out. I look like a dandel.
- 28:06Speaker 1: Like a child's drawing of the corner. It just goes
- 28:10Speaker 1: straight out, like the hair on like the Angela doll
- 28:13Speaker 1: from US. Cynthia was Angelica's doll. Angelica's doll, Cynthia. Damn, bro,
- 28:20Speaker 1: it's been a minute since I watched Rugress.
- 28:22Speaker 3: You were too focused to you wanted to live in
- 28:23Speaker 3: the car Michael's house.
- 28:24Speaker 1: Yeah, oh my, they were fucking living bro and that mom. Bro.
- 28:28Speaker 1: The Pixar moms were hot, but the fucking rug Rats
- 28:30Speaker 1: mom was fucking smoking.
- 28:32Speaker 3: The main rug Rats mom d Yeah, yeah, I know
- 28:34Speaker 3: how she got that name?
- 28:38Speaker 8: Yeah, bro, she was hot, and I don't know how
- 28:40Speaker 8: Stu pulled her.
- 28:41Speaker 3: Oh, dude, I don't remember any dude. They had a
- 28:43Speaker 3: sick ass house and Stu was just a toy inventor.
- 28:46Speaker 1: Yeah, I wonder how that worked.
- 28:48Speaker 3: Bro.
- 28:48Speaker 1: I feel like the kids should be so much more
- 28:49Speaker 1: stimulated if he's a toy inventor.
- 28:51Speaker 3: The toy inventor's cake. Do they make good money like
- 28:53Speaker 3: the toy dude?
- 28:55Speaker 13: I've met one toy inventor. My little sister's professional ballerina
- 28:59Speaker 13: and one of her uh uh ballet yeah, dropping out
- 29:03Speaker 13: of high school for it, yeah for real? Yeah, but
- 29:06Speaker 13: uh one of her instructors was a guy, male ballerina, ballerino,
- 29:11Speaker 13: I believe, yes.
- 29:13Speaker 3: And me and my.
- 29:14Speaker 13: Dad were just like, this is the gayest guy on earth.
- 29:16Speaker 13: And my mom was like, he can't be gay. He's
- 29:18Speaker 13: a toy inventor. I'm like, that's gayer. That's your toys.
- 29:22Speaker 1: Yeah, what the hell toys is he making?
- 29:25Speaker 7: I don't know.
- 29:25Speaker 13: But he gets home from dancing He's like, I gotta
- 29:26Speaker 13: go make toys, leave me alone.
- 29:29Speaker 7: Yeah.
- 29:29Speaker 3: Does he make his own prototypes and stuff?
- 29:31Speaker 5: Yeah?
- 29:31Speaker 3: I think so.
- 29:32Speaker 13: But I think he was all wood based. So you're
- 29:33Speaker 13: buying that shit in like an amission village or like
- 29:35Speaker 13: a cracker barrel general store.
- 29:37Speaker 1: What the fuck?
- 29:38Speaker 3: That's the presence that like you'd think you would get
- 29:40Speaker 3: based on like Christmas movies.
- 29:42Speaker 13: Yeah, it's also they're always it's all woods, like a
- 29:46Speaker 13: duck with the rope and yeah, the wooden train balling cup.
- 29:51Speaker 8: These dudes are just crafting all the wooden train with
- 29:53Speaker 8: the magnets.
- 29:53Speaker 3: But the magnets never work. Those trains were always going.
- 29:56Speaker 1: So how do they make the balls so round if
- 29:59Speaker 1: they're whittling them from would though you know what I mean?
- 30:02Speaker 3: Down?
- 30:02Speaker 5: Oh?
- 30:03Speaker 3: Yeah, it takes a gay man's touch. Yeah, the perfect balls.
- 30:08Speaker 3: Give me that.
- 30:10Speaker 8: He does it with his mouth, any wood into a
- 30:15Speaker 8: perfect unwrapping his starburst.
- 30:19Speaker 3: Give me that oblong piece of ship.
- 30:22Speaker 1: It just balls it up in his mouth. Make anything
- 30:25Speaker 1: to plug brother No sass's ass Maybe.
- 30:29Speaker 13: Uh SaaS performing in Boston five sold off shows, Opening up,
- 30:32Speaker 13: Muke is opening up?
- 30:33Speaker 3: That was that was last weekend. It was It wasn't.
- 30:36Speaker 3: Oh this is in the future. You're logging this your episode?
- 30:39Speaker 3: How'd you do it? How did you do terrible? Oh?
- 30:41Speaker 13: Now you've got assassinated.
- 30:44Speaker 8: Yeah, you go assassinated so hard, dude.
- 30:48Speaker 3: Yeah, you got you got bombed. Yeah, you killed and
- 30:51Speaker 3: then got killed. Dude. My dad's coming to the show.
- 30:54Speaker 13: Yeah, yeah, he's the one that did it. Marvin Gaye situation.
- 30:59Speaker 13: Was Marvin Gay killed by his dad or he killed
- 31:02Speaker 13: his son? No, Marvin gay was killed by his dad?
- 31:04Speaker 7: Was he?
- 31:05Speaker 3: I think?
- 31:05Speaker 5: So?
- 31:05Speaker 3: Really? Yeah?
- 31:07Speaker 8: Do they call that the best album of all time?
- 31:10Speaker 1: What's going on? Right?
- 31:12Speaker 3: Better than pet Sounds? I don't know.
- 31:14Speaker 1: May I think maybe Rolling Stone called it the best
- 31:15Speaker 1: album of all time?
- 31:16Speaker 3: Rolling Stone changes that list once a week. They just
- 31:18Speaker 3: have a different writer write a different list. Yeah, these
- 31:20Speaker 3: are the five hundred best artists of all time. Then
- 31:22Speaker 3: they'll put out different lists the week after, and it's completely.
- 31:24Speaker 1: In twenty twenty one. There wasn't a single white person
- 31:26Speaker 1: on it too. Yeah, they just excluded all whites who
- 31:28Speaker 1: would ever make Yeah, it was sick, probably, probably right,
- 31:32Speaker 1: probably probably what I fucking know, dude, I'll acknowledge, Dude,
- 31:36Speaker 1: I'm inherently racist.
- 31:37Speaker 13: I need you guys to come to a conclusion. I
- 31:39Speaker 13: need you guys to meet in the middle and both
- 31:41Speaker 13: recommend me a movie. One movie. I watched The Gift
- 31:44Speaker 13: last night.
- 31:44Speaker 3: Yeah, you won't like that. It was good. The Gift
- 31:46Speaker 3: was good. Yeah, Jason Jason Bateman wasn't it?
- 31:50Speaker 1: Did you watch a Did you watch U All's Quiet
- 31:53Speaker 1: on the Western Front?
- 31:54Speaker 7: I did not know.
- 31:55Speaker 3: Did you war movie World War? Can we read war
- 31:59Speaker 3: movies put in a weird mood? Yeah? I'm ready, I
- 32:01Speaker 3: want to be I want to fight? Yeah, me too.
- 32:04Speaker 8: Did you watch Tar?
- 32:06Speaker 3: No?
- 32:06Speaker 13: I didn't watch Tar. Kate Blanchette weirds me out It's Fire.
- 32:10Speaker 3: I haven't seen that either.
- 32:11Speaker 1: I thought it was really good, and then I went
- 32:12Speaker 1: to the Philharmonic last night and like it. Uh, it
- 32:15Speaker 1: like confirmed the pretentiousness of that. Like that movie illustrates, dude.
- 32:20Speaker 1: There was one part where like, uh, like this this
- 32:24Speaker 1: woman playing like a mandolin, like played like a weird note,
- 32:27Speaker 1: and the entire uh theater burst out laughing like she
- 32:32Speaker 1: played like a funny note.
- 32:33Speaker 8: And everyone's like, oh, like as an acknowledgment.
- 32:36Speaker 3: That they got things like that make you feel weird.
- 32:39Speaker 8: It was fucking crazy.
- 32:41Speaker 3: Yeah, all right, I mean what thirty seconds are model?
- 32:44Speaker 3: That means you're done.
- 32:45Speaker 8: That's your time brot here all right?
- 32:47Speaker 3: Nick, dude, did I do better than Brendon. Yeah, oh
- 32:50Speaker 3: my god, honestly.
- 32:52Speaker 8: We probably should have. But let's put Nick forth.
- 32:55Speaker 1: Let's put let's let me actually know more people will
- 32:57Speaker 1: hear you if you're earlier on true because people stop listening.
- 33:00Speaker 3: You guys got to drop off like that.
- 33:01Speaker 13: Oh yeah, it's the Tower of Terrors for the ads.
- 33:06Speaker 8: It drops off hard, dude, It's splash Mountain.
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- 33:35Speaker 3: Alrighty, we're back. I to take a little intermission. Some
- 33:40Speaker 3: of us had to use the bathroom and it wasn't
- 33:43Speaker 3: me and it was not pleasant at all. Actually it
- 33:45Speaker 3: was terrible. RealD me a preview of what tonight's gonna
- 33:48Speaker 3: look like for me. Was it the roop your float
- 33:50Speaker 3: that you had? I don't know. I only had a
- 33:51Speaker 3: couple of SIPs of that, but as soon as I
- 33:52Speaker 3: drank it, it started feeling a little wishy, washy in the tummy.
- 33:55Speaker 1: Ice cream makes my stomach go crazy. But I also
- 33:57Speaker 1: haven't had meat in a couple of days.
- 33:59Speaker 3: I haven't had ice cres even months, years. Maybe really,
- 34:04Speaker 3: I don't really drink ice don't really eat ice cream.
- 34:06Speaker 3: Definitely don't drink it long.
- 34:08Speaker 8: Come on, of course you don't.
- 34:10Speaker 3: It's a food. They weren't you just talking to Tommy?
- 34:13Speaker 5: Now?
- 34:14Speaker 3: I was texting with him.
- 34:15Speaker 1: You weren't in the same Tommy, Yo, Tommy, Yeah right.
- 34:20Speaker 7: I just flushed with do you want me to come
- 34:24Speaker 7: to pod?
- 34:24Speaker 3: Yes? Okay, I had to.
- 34:27Speaker 1: I'll be there in two minutes.
- 34:29Speaker 3: Two minutes. It's one foot away. Two minutes.
- 34:34Speaker 1: Well, he maybe maybe give him a little leeway to
- 34:37Speaker 1: go over if he if he's doing good.
- 34:39Speaker 8: But if he's doing bad, maybe we ended.
- 34:41Speaker 3: We ended early.
- 34:43Speaker 1: We have a couple of minutes to play with. We
- 34:44Speaker 1: have a little bit of wiggle room.
- 34:46Speaker 3: But you're gonna be in. Uh Is Tommy going to Phoenix?
- 34:49Speaker 8: Of course, he's one of our most important guys.
- 34:51Speaker 3: It's true, It is true.
- 34:52Speaker 8: We just had a meeting with Erica and Yaz.
- 34:54Speaker 1: They were all they were talking about, and how is
- 34:55Speaker 1: how Tommy is the future of this company.
- 34:57Speaker 3: I think that was USO talking about that.
- 34:59Speaker 8: I know we actually we always were such bros in
- 35:01Speaker 8: that meeting.
- 35:02Speaker 3: We didn't talk about ourselves at all. All we did
- 35:04Speaker 3: was other.
- 35:04Speaker 1: People big up the bros and we're like, this person's
- 35:06Speaker 1: gonna be good. This person's gonna be good. And some
- 35:08Speaker 1: of the people were from inside barstool, some of them
- 35:10Speaker 1: were from outside barstool. They're like, we're considering hiring this
- 35:13Speaker 1: very good and famous person and we're like, yeah, you
- 35:15Speaker 1: should do that and hide this and hire this person.
- 35:18Speaker 1: You can a should probably add these people to our
- 35:19Speaker 1: coaching tree.
- 35:20Speaker 3: Oh yeah, they're all gonna be under my wing, all
- 35:24Speaker 3: the power, all the power. It's gonna be like the
- 35:28Speaker 3: boss you are. You're gonna be like you be like
- 35:31Speaker 3: Big Cat, but like not like not like the actual boss,
- 35:33Speaker 3: but like they respect me, like I'm the boss. You're
- 35:35Speaker 3: gonna be like Marlow Stanfield in The Wire. Yeah. Do
- 35:38Speaker 3: you ever watch The Wire? Uh? No, I didn't, but
- 35:40Speaker 3: I've heard it's one of the best shows of all time.
- 35:42Speaker 8: But you watch like three seasons of like Friends were like.
- 35:45Speaker 3: I watched Friends when I was in like middle school.
- 35:48Speaker 1: We should have watched The Wire when you're in middle school, Bro,
- 35:51Speaker 1: you need to watch more.
- 35:51Speaker 8: You need to watch the Wire.
- 35:52Speaker 3: The Wire is not really my cup of tea. Why
- 35:55Speaker 3: too many? Hey Tommy, could to see your brother?
- 36:00Speaker 7: Yeah?
- 36:00Speaker 1: Bro, we're fucking recording. Bro, the show's going and I'm
- 36:03Speaker 1: not going to be really mean to you just on
- 36:05Speaker 1: camera when I'm nice to you privately. Because I said
- 36:07Speaker 1: earlier today that that sweater sweater really brings out your eyes.
- 36:10Speaker 3: Thank you. I was holding a bare bottom sweatshirt.
- 36:12Speaker 7: It is.
- 36:13Speaker 15: Yeah, I'm legitimate enough credit for how nice my eyes are.
- 36:17Speaker 8: No, you give yourself credit for that all the time.
- 36:19Speaker 12: I know, but I don't get enough from other people.
- 36:21Speaker 1: Aren't you worried that when you become like one of
- 36:24Speaker 1: the biggest personalities of barstool, you're when yeah, that you're.
- 36:28Speaker 3: Like, we're gonna they're gonna take you down so fast.
- 36:30Speaker 1: Or you're fake cocky, Like you're like fake cocky stick
- 36:33Speaker 1: is gonna is gonna wear on people the wrong way
- 36:35Speaker 1: once you actually get rich.
- 36:37Speaker 15: No, That's something that I've been really conscious of lately.
- 36:40Speaker 15: Is you know that's just always been smokes.
- 36:42Speaker 3: You know, you just always had this.
- 36:45Speaker 15: This like somewhat jokingly, you know, big ego type bravado.
- 36:50Speaker 3: I've been planting stories in the news about it. But
- 36:52Speaker 3: you know, the more as soon as you get big,
- 36:55Speaker 3: they're all coming out.
- 36:56Speaker 15: The more and more successful I become, the more people
- 36:59Speaker 15: are waiting it.
- 37:00Speaker 3: It's not ironic anymore.
- 37:02Speaker 12: Now he's just that, He's just him.
- 37:04Speaker 7: Yeah.
- 37:04Speaker 3: We went to Triple Crown and Tommy got a hot Toddy.
- 37:08Speaker 3: Yeah it was delicious. All the fellows were drinking beers
- 37:11Speaker 3: and a hot totty.
- 37:12Speaker 12: Ll beers make me bloated.
- 37:14Speaker 15: So I'm always gonna stay true to who I am.
- 37:17Speaker 15: What is it a hot I don't know. There was
- 37:20Speaker 15: a lemon in it, like.
- 37:21Speaker 3: The lemon tea, and like it has like these bloody
- 37:23Speaker 3: those little black Yeah, I don't care for that.
- 37:26Speaker 1: They are. Remember when we all went out and got hot.
- 37:31Speaker 3: Right, it's not for me. It was tea and whiskey.
- 37:33Speaker 8: But yeah, it's like a clear glass of like yellowish.
- 37:36Speaker 3: Isn't hot stuff not supposed to go in like clear
- 37:38Speaker 3: glasses like that.
- 37:39Speaker 1: I think for hot hot thought, he's have their own glass.
- 37:41Speaker 1: I think they're probably fortified or some ship like that.
- 37:45Speaker 1: It's uh, it was interesting.
- 37:47Speaker 12: I'm wondering if that's why we're both shipping today.
- 37:49Speaker 13: I didn't get a hot Toddy well just because he
- 37:52Speaker 13: got one.
- 37:54Speaker 12: I really just had a really bad stomachs. I'm sorry
- 37:56Speaker 12: I was late.
- 37:57Speaker 3: Oh yeah, me too. We had just stopped the podcast.
- 38:00Speaker 1: I heard that the stomach pains is tied to neurodivergence.
- 38:04Speaker 1: Explain for the audience autesting people get bad tummy.
- 38:08Speaker 3: X chucks out because they're so busy eating crans nerd ropes,
- 38:17Speaker 3: crans and nerd ropes.
- 38:18Speaker 1: They're just crossing fucking the Swedish.
- 38:25Speaker 3: It's a misrepresentation. That is misrep representation, and I am.
- 38:28Speaker 1: So but we can say that because Tommy's here. That's
- 38:30Speaker 1: like when people make Jewish jokes around you.
- 38:33Speaker 12: It's like how you're allowed to say the unord in
- 38:35Speaker 12: front of a black person.
- 38:38Speaker 3: All right, bro, just crossed all the boundaries. Have to
- 38:41Speaker 3: cut this whole second.
- 38:42Speaker 15: Thing about smokes, Dude, there ain't a boundary across.
- 38:46Speaker 1: Dude. You've been talking a lot about your plans for
- 38:49Speaker 1: comedy in New York.
- 38:54Speaker 3: When's your meeting with Erica and Yues.
- 38:55Speaker 12: I don't have your own smokes. Just he's he's an autopilot.
- 39:01Speaker 12: You think Dave is a year meeting with guys, same
- 39:04Speaker 12: same boat.
- 39:04Speaker 3: Dud Dave got fired. Yeah, Dave doesn't. Yp doesn't.
- 39:07Speaker 1: There's a lot of people that don't have your own
- 39:09Speaker 1: meetings with guys.
- 39:11Speaker 3: Doesn't have one.
- 39:13Speaker 1: Fucking Yeah, we're gonna be running this Plus that sounds
- 39:16Speaker 1: like me and Roan are going to be running this place.
- 39:17Speaker 3: You're just under the tree. The three of us are
- 39:19Speaker 3: going to be running this place.
- 39:20Speaker 1: No, they showed us the power ranking, the power office,
- 39:23Speaker 1: like the flow chart of the office, and you were doating.
- 39:25Speaker 3: So well in our meeting that they set us up
- 39:26Speaker 3: for a second meeting. Really, yeah, I gotta get with
- 39:29Speaker 3: some of the guys from No.
- 39:30Speaker 1: They said that we're actually going to conduct your meeting
- 39:32Speaker 1: and this is it.
- 39:34Speaker 3: This is your year end meeting.
- 39:36Speaker 8: So like to what'd you do this year?
- 39:38Speaker 12: This year is in twenty twenty three, No.
- 39:40Speaker 3: Like this past year? What do you think? What do
- 39:42Speaker 3: you think about that question?
- 39:43Speaker 8: Yeah, what did you do in this coming year?
- 39:45Speaker 3: Think in this year? This year February over the last year.
- 39:50Speaker 12: I don't live in the past.
- 39:51Speaker 1: Well, if you had to tell us what you what
- 39:53Speaker 1: you did. You never saw a TikTok about a CEO
- 39:55Speaker 1: talking to a VP like how to conduct the meeting? Well,
- 39:59Speaker 1: I mean, well, first thing you should do. The first
- 40:02Speaker 1: thing you should do is tell us what you did
- 40:04Speaker 1: throughout the past calendar year.
- 40:07Speaker 3: You know, way too much of a pause. I know, Like,
- 40:10Speaker 3: so you don't you're searching you write down every day?
- 40:14Speaker 7: Yeah?
- 40:14Speaker 3: I do have that? Do you actually?
- 40:17Speaker 7: Yeah?
- 40:17Speaker 15: Since I read everything I do every day. It's honestly
- 40:22Speaker 15: it's you. I recommend it to everyone.
- 40:23Speaker 3: You're never You would never be able to get away
- 40:25Speaker 3: with a crime if they find that notebook.
- 40:27Speaker 12: Well, I've never committed to crime.
- 40:28Speaker 3: I'm sure you have. No you did.
- 40:29Speaker 8: You were smoking weed on the airplane the other day?
- 40:32Speaker 3: Airplane? Doess you were?
- 40:33Speaker 1: You were in the bathroom.
- 40:34Speaker 3: I haven't been on an airplane. Well, no, go to
- 40:36Speaker 3: your notes. No really, not that long ago. It's like
- 40:40Speaker 3: two months ago. Damn, I forget when it smelled off
- 40:43Speaker 3: every week for a couple of road roadhounds like me
- 40:46Speaker 3: in row.
- 40:46Speaker 8: Seriously, bro, have you ever do you do you remember
- 40:49Speaker 8: what it's like plane.
- 40:50Speaker 15: To be on a plane? Yeah, I only fly, I
- 40:53Speaker 15: only fly that coach. I don't know what it's like
- 40:56Speaker 15: first class when we flew back.
- 40:57Speaker 3: From Lass like King rons in and Uber on the
- 41:02Speaker 3: way home before we even get off the plane.
- 41:04Speaker 1: Yeah, no, I'm in the Delta lounge fucking getting ship faced,
- 41:06Speaker 1: eating salmon.
- 41:07Speaker 3: Yeah, I'll just go.
- 41:08Speaker 15: Right on Tuesday And we landed on Monday.
- 41:12Speaker 11: Road walked by me one time when he was like
- 41:14Speaker 11: getting in for his class, backed up because he saw
- 41:17Speaker 11: me in the doorway like the finger guns and kept moving.
- 41:20Speaker 11: I was like, forty five.
- 41:21Speaker 3: People don't know how is especially the people that are poor.
- 41:27Speaker 3: I'm the worst of the poor people.
- 41:28Speaker 1: Yeah, I respect people who have higher status than me.
- 41:31Speaker 1: As a social.
- 41:32Speaker 3: Climber, you should. Yeah, it's the only way.
- 41:34Speaker 1: It's the only way to get to the top is
- 41:36Speaker 1: step on the little people and suck off the big people.
- 41:39Speaker 15: Yeah, you might be a social climber, but I'm a
- 41:41Speaker 15: social climber climber. That's like, uh, you know, like a
- 41:46Speaker 15: girl says that she's a social climber and you say, well,
- 41:49Speaker 15: I'm a social climber climber.
- 41:50Speaker 3: Damn, dude. I never that scenario a lot.
- 41:53Speaker 12: Every Thursday.
- 41:54Speaker 3: I've literally never heard that.
- 41:59Speaker 8: Thoughts our back though.
- 42:00Speaker 15: Yeah, I mean not officially, just like we're not doing
- 42:03Speaker 15: the whole fucking branding ship anymore.
- 42:06Speaker 3: Just like, yeah, yeah, it's free content.
- 42:10Speaker 15: Just free content for the people. No, I have a
- 42:13Speaker 15: trouble thing though, So it's one a week. I have
- 42:16Speaker 15: to nail it every week.
- 42:17Speaker 1: Do you want to workshop it or does it have
- 42:20Speaker 1: to come from here?
- 42:20Speaker 3: Very easy, it's so easy, so easy, especially.
- 42:23Speaker 15: When I was was it yeah, oh okay, Oh sorry,
- 42:26Speaker 15: I didn't know it was so easy.
- 42:28Speaker 1: I'm going to start doing When I used to film
- 42:30Speaker 1: my thoughts, you know, I used to film Thursday thoughts.
- 42:32Speaker 3: I like I was.
- 42:33Speaker 1: I came to Tommy one day and I was like, bro,
- 42:35Speaker 1: we need to revamp Thursday Thoughts because he was doing
- 42:37Speaker 1: it in a padded room, like it looked like like
- 42:40Speaker 1: from the worst angle possible thing.
- 42:42Speaker 3: In the private rooms here so bad.
- 42:44Speaker 12: They took another room from us.
- 42:46Speaker 3: Yeah, made the green room. I was in there. I
- 42:48Speaker 3: was in there yesterday. I just TikTok and there. Yeah,
- 42:50Speaker 3: it's nice, it's way nice here.
- 42:51Speaker 8: But I took over from that and started.
- 42:54Speaker 1: I filmed it for a while, and I was filming
- 42:56Speaker 1: every one of them at a different location, and it
- 42:59Speaker 1: did blow up to see like the numbers were insanely better.
- 43:02Speaker 1: But as soon as you film a couple of them,
- 43:04Speaker 1: you know how easy it is to do them. It's
- 43:06Speaker 1: just a cadence. We would start having conversations and Thursday thoughts.
- 43:10Speaker 15: Yeah, I mean that's like whenever you when I'm with
- 43:12Speaker 15: friends or if I'm with a fucking bitch or something,
- 43:14Speaker 15: they'll be like, are you just are you just running
- 43:16Speaker 15: material by me? And I say, yes, what do you?
- 43:19Speaker 7: What do you think that?
- 43:20Speaker 12: Right out with people?
- 43:21Speaker 3: Is coffee Table's funny? Coffee table is interesting, right because
- 43:26Speaker 3: you rarely ever put coffee on it, literally, if.
- 43:29Speaker 7: That's who you think.
- 43:29Speaker 3: Thursday thoughts, Mostly you're living twenty nine and occasionally a
- 43:33Speaker 3: water bottle or a thing of chapsticks.
- 43:36Speaker 1: Such when I sit down in a bar, there's two
- 43:37Speaker 1: types of barstools in this world. One where you sit
- 43:40Speaker 1: down and it's cushy and you like it, and the
- 43:42Speaker 1: other one where it's a little bit less comfortable, but
- 43:45Speaker 1: you know that that bar is going to be better.
- 43:46Speaker 1: These are so bad anytime I go out, If I
- 43:50Speaker 1: go to a bar with the good bars too, a
- 43:51Speaker 1: bar bro.
- 43:53Speaker 3: Eight or nine should be the heaters.
- 43:55Speaker 12: Well, now it's just one a week and that's why
- 43:56Speaker 12: so much pressure this one.
- 43:57Speaker 3: It's got to be a banger, just to my coffee
- 43:59Speaker 3: table when I just did a people but it's not good, amazing.
- 44:01Speaker 3: I don't want to be the one to break it.
- 44:03Speaker 3: Never put coffee in coffee.
- 44:05Speaker 1: It's barely even a table.
- 44:06Speaker 3: It's barely even a table.
- 44:07Speaker 15: That's what That's what zero brains think Thursday Thoughts are.
- 44:11Speaker 15: It's so much more. It's such a deep dive into now.
- 44:14Speaker 1: Erica and Gas actually told us to have you stop
- 44:16Speaker 1: doing those.
- 44:17Speaker 3: Erica and gastles that they think that Thursday Thoughts is
- 44:19Speaker 3: going to be the backbone of the New York office.
- 44:23Speaker 3: Like how Alex Cooper only came in to recorder podcast.
- 44:25Speaker 3: They only want you coming in once a week to
- 44:27Speaker 3: drop I thought a single thought.
- 44:30Speaker 15: Yeah, I mean we're gonna run this place. I think
- 44:32Speaker 15: the three of us, once I get on their radar.
- 44:38Speaker 3: Dude, you're gonna kill. It's gonna be great, it's gonna
- 44:40Speaker 3: be fun. We're gonna meet Runner. Getting our own office,
- 44:42Speaker 3: isn't that crazy?
- 44:43Speaker 7: Yeah?
- 44:43Speaker 12: Probably my own office. No, so I mean you guys
- 44:47Speaker 12: don't have to share an office.
- 44:48Speaker 3: No way. No, we're getting our own.
- 44:50Speaker 7: I just go in there.
- 44:51Speaker 12: But hey, guys, I'm gonna stay in New York too, Dude.
- 44:54Speaker 3: They said that they're moving you down to Miami, Dave,
- 44:58Speaker 3: that's to be a part of the WA pack.
- 45:00Speaker 1: Yeah, you're gonna You're getting in.
- 45:03Speaker 3: And they do. Yeah, they do.
- 45:05Speaker 8: Supposed to be whack back.
- 45:06Speaker 3: And one or one month ethan.
- 45:09Speaker 8: You're in the same dating pool as they do.
- 45:11Speaker 12: Kind of the same dating pool.
- 45:13Speaker 1: I saw that picture that you posted and and then
- 45:15Speaker 1: you didn't you know, you want up deleting it of
- 45:17Speaker 1: that girl's like massive titties across from the table of
- 45:19Speaker 1: you at dinner.
- 45:20Speaker 3: I think that was You're confusing us. That happens.
- 45:22Speaker 8: You both have done that.
- 45:24Speaker 12: It's not true. I've never done that. No smokes.
- 45:26Speaker 15: Private life stays private. I live life on incognito mode.
- 45:32Speaker 7: Dude.
- 45:32Speaker 3: My stomach is going crazy right now. Just had diarrhea
- 45:35Speaker 3: shoot out of my ass.
- 45:36Speaker 8: I know, I know you won't let me listen to
- 45:38Speaker 8: your stomach. Can I listen to yours?
- 45:40Speaker 12: There's not you could, there's nothing.
- 45:42Speaker 3: How do you know? I don't want you to burst
- 45:43Speaker 3: into your drum listening to mine.
- 45:45Speaker 7: It's good.
- 45:49Speaker 3: It's just once a week this happens or it's actually
- 45:52Speaker 3: more like once a day. But today's a bad day.
- 45:54Speaker 3: I've been having some healthy ships recently. There's a little
- 46:02Speaker 3: something going on there. See, mine's so mine's.
- 46:06Speaker 12: What do you mean it wasn't flexing.
- 46:08Speaker 3: Mine's so developed that, like it's not even it's not
- 46:10Speaker 3: even in the stomach right now. You'd have to listen
- 46:11Speaker 3: to like my lower back to hear the sounds in
- 46:15Speaker 3: your spine. Yeah, it's all the way bount down by
- 46:19Speaker 3: the tailbone.
- 46:20Speaker 8: Your spinal fluid is going crazy.
- 46:22Speaker 3: I gotta start taking like probiotics or something.
- 46:25Speaker 8: I love taking probiotics.
- 46:27Speaker 12: I might have forgot to take mine this morning. That
- 46:28Speaker 12: could be the problem.
- 46:29Speaker 3: That's probably what it is.
- 46:31Speaker 1: Yeah, that's another uh yeah thing that autistic people love
- 46:35Speaker 1: to drink an entire like apple cider vinegar to the face.
- 46:38Speaker 3: Oh, I don't know, I don't I just take a pill.
- 46:40Speaker 12: I'm autistic.
- 46:42Speaker 3: I think that's a that's a liberal thing, isn't it, Frank,
- 46:45Speaker 3: apple vinegar.
- 46:47Speaker 8: That's just pure vinegar.
- 46:48Speaker 3: That's like a white vinegar.
- 46:49Speaker 5: Yeah.
- 46:50Speaker 3: Wait, Frank loves or hates vinegar, hates it. He says
- 46:52Speaker 3: it's for liberals.
- 46:54Speaker 1: He says that, yeah, must have a code they stopped
- 46:58Speaker 1: letting him buy like this C four once, so just
- 47:01Speaker 1: and are going to start forcing him to to only
- 47:03Speaker 1: drink vinegar. That'll be the only thing that's available.
- 47:06Speaker 12: Is vinegar considered to be like a healthy vegan.
- 47:09Speaker 3: Yeah, I think it's good for your stomach.
- 47:11Speaker 1: Apt. Yeah, you drink drink all the I do.
- 47:15Speaker 12: I get some probiotic drinks from TARJ some targets sometimes.
- 47:18Speaker 3: How is the Lakers game?
- 47:19Speaker 10: Bro?
- 47:19Speaker 15: I get the shots, had a lot of fun, our
- 47:23Speaker 15: boys won, PB and the boys came out on top.
- 47:25Speaker 12: Got a doubt? Yeah, I had a good.
- 47:28Speaker 8: Time pbnya bro. And how's p B and Sligh going?
- 47:32Speaker 12: Oh, it's not called that anymore.
- 47:35Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 47:36Speaker 1: It's like people who call when Muhammad Ali changed his
- 47:39Speaker 1: name to Cassius Clay or no the other way around,
- 47:41Speaker 1: Cashus Clay changed his name to Muhammad Ali. Some people
- 47:43Speaker 1: still call him Cash's Clay because Muhammad Al you never saw.
- 47:47Speaker 3: Coming to America. He was like Clay, I'm gonna call
- 47:49Speaker 3: him Clash.
- 47:50Speaker 1: The same thing with this show, like PB and Sligh,
- 47:52Speaker 1: Like we know it as PB and Sleigh, We're gonna
- 47:54Speaker 1: call p B and Sleigh forever.
- 47:55Speaker 12: No, we had to change the name that was to
- 47:57Speaker 12: day one fan stuff. Yeah, that was too.
- 47:59Speaker 3: Femboss doing well. I don't know it's doing all right.
- 48:02Speaker 12: I guess you haven't got the numbies.
- 48:05Speaker 15: We we'll get a full report point.
- 48:09Speaker 3: This is supposed to be my office should have running
- 48:12Speaker 3: them in the meeting. Well, it's crazy, just sucking us off.
- 48:17Speaker 8: Gas, gas, mostly mostly gas.
- 48:20Speaker 3: I mean, you guys love, I'm a gas guy. Yeah,
- 48:23Speaker 3: are you a gas guy?
- 48:24Speaker 12: I am a gas guy. Brought in through gas.
- 48:26Speaker 1: Because I thought that these meetings were for podcasts. But
- 48:29Speaker 1: you guys have a podcast, So why aren't you.
- 48:31Speaker 3: Guys having newc too new?
- 48:33Speaker 1: But she did bring up Caroline's name a bunch.
- 48:35Speaker 3: Bring up Caroline.
- 48:35Speaker 8: I think Carolina needs more like sunshine.
- 48:38Speaker 3: How can we get her some sunshine? We need to
- 48:40Speaker 3: like sew her. I said, let's circle back on that.
- 48:44Speaker 3: Let me go home.
- 48:45Speaker 1: We're gonna have a brainstorm and we're gonna bring in
- 48:47Speaker 1: a PowerPoint. We're gonna bring in the whole presentation.
- 48:50Speaker 12: We're talking full business. Maybe I'll just maybe I'll just
- 48:52Speaker 12: walk in.
- 48:53Speaker 3: And she brought up Roody.
- 48:54Speaker 8: I think he brought up everyone on the show, except.
- 48:56Speaker 3: We had to bring up Tommy. Yeah, we said, and
- 48:59Speaker 3: don't forget tom Tommy and having a good year.
- 49:01Speaker 1: And she was like the girl from TikTok or the
- 49:02Speaker 1: girl from Only Fans.
- 49:04Speaker 12: Yeah, you made up with Tico.
- 49:06Speaker 1: He used to be Dave's good luck charm dude.
- 49:11Speaker 8: How come you weren't at uh a Johnny's lunchet but
- 49:16Speaker 8: oh no.
- 49:17Speaker 15: Uh oh, we forget to invite everyone?
- 49:21Speaker 3: Was there?
- 49:22Speaker 12: Me Roan Tyler Owen?
- 49:26Speaker 3: Wa was this a couple hours ago? Ye twelve, right
- 49:29Speaker 3: before the really?
- 49:30Speaker 7: Yeah?
- 49:31Speaker 3: No way. Sworry to god. That sucks, isn't it.
- 49:33Speaker 1: It's right between your apartment and the office.
- 49:35Speaker 12: I was busy, and you lived with Owen and worked
- 49:38Speaker 12: with us.
- 49:39Speaker 3: Tyler all the time. I stop in there every now
- 49:41Speaker 3: and then Johnny's lunchette no to my house.
- 49:44Speaker 12: Yeah, it was a great lunch.
- 49:47Speaker 1: Well tell me anything you need to plug?
- 49:49Speaker 3: Brother, Yeah, you're getting kicked.
- 49:50Speaker 8: That's your time. Yeah you're done fifteen minutes, bro, How
- 49:53Speaker 8: much time do you want?
- 49:54Speaker 3: All right?
- 49:54Speaker 8: I guess we will give you two more mins.
- 49:55Speaker 7: That's fine.
- 49:56Speaker 12: I didn't know we'll give you.
- 49:57Speaker 7: I don't want to.
- 49:58Speaker 3: We're not really into like giving out free time. On
- 50:00Speaker 3: the number one podcast at the New York office.
- 50:05Speaker 1: Brand and Nick, some of our Chicago buddies, Brandon and Nick,
- 50:09Speaker 1: and then I think KB and one of our other
- 50:11Speaker 1: Chicago buddies is coming on.
- 50:12Speaker 12: We're gonna forget their name soon enough.
- 50:15Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 50:15Speaker 1: Yeah, it's like oral tradition. Your memory dies when the
- 50:18Speaker 1: last person says your name.
- 50:19Speaker 7: Yeah.
- 50:19Speaker 12: I mean, I'm just looking forward to the three of
- 50:21Speaker 12: us were running this fucking we're.
- 50:23Speaker 3: Gonna be running.
- 50:24Speaker 8: It's the return of Cis white males and we're.
- 50:27Speaker 3: Gonna be This summer is gonna be nuts. It's gonna
- 50:30Speaker 3: be an empire. We're gonna have As far as saying
- 50:32Speaker 3: it might be a movie, it's gonna.
- 50:33Speaker 7: Be a movie.
- 50:34Speaker 8: We're gonnay, We're gonna have sushi.
- 50:35Speaker 3: Sushi in the office twenty four to seven. I'm like
- 50:37Speaker 3: class president.
- 50:38Speaker 8: No, we're gonna have a dude who's who's cutting sushi.
- 50:40Speaker 8: We're gonna have a sushi actually rolled making.
- 50:44Speaker 3: You're not making ship for decisions. We're gonna have hog.
- 50:47Speaker 8: We might delegate some ship to Tommy.
- 50:49Speaker 3: We're turning Dave's office into like a little mini strip club.
- 50:51Speaker 8: But you could pick the color of the toilet paper
- 50:53Speaker 8: just for.
- 50:53Speaker 3: The guys to go and clear their mind a little bit, okay,
- 50:56Speaker 3: and then the girls will have like a sewing room
- 50:58Speaker 3: or something Barbie like.
- 51:02Speaker 8: Just a big ass kitchen.
- 51:08Speaker 3: Lady, just go to town, clear mind, take a load off.
- 51:13Speaker 3: That's good stuff.
- 51:14Speaker 8: Seriously, though, anything to plug season, we're.
- 51:17Speaker 3: Gonna cut season.
- 51:19Speaker 15: We're gonna we're gonna start shooting that soon. We have
- 51:21Speaker 15: a lot of good ideas. The name of the new podcast.
- 51:24Speaker 15: You just follow me personally on Twitter and please.
- 51:28Speaker 1: And this sounds kind of like worst day ever, kind
- 51:30Speaker 1: of so last day I said, I don't want the
- 51:33Speaker 1: name to be like, oh, we're so depressed.
- 51:35Speaker 7: Please.
- 51:35Speaker 12: I hate depressed people, and so I did not.
- 51:37Speaker 8: Do you see Kelly Kei sweet about depression? No, oh
- 51:40Speaker 8: my god, check it out.
- 51:42Speaker 3: That was me. That's you, that's you, that's you.
- 51:45Speaker 8: Look at Kelly Keith's tweet about depression, dude. She says
- 51:48Speaker 8: she's depressed.
- 51:49Speaker 12: I'm trying to find it.
- 51:51Speaker 8: She says, I'm depressed, and she's like, everybody's depressed, chick.
- 51:55Speaker 12: That Tom Brady and I are both.
- 51:58Speaker 3: There's maybe a little bit.
- 51:59Speaker 12: I want to how hard depression is kicked my asshole?
- 52:01Speaker 7: Bet?
- 52:01Speaker 12: That's so everyone's depressed.
- 52:04Speaker 3: Cut. No experience is unique.
- 52:07Speaker 12: Yeah what roaster in the comments?
- 52:10Speaker 3: Brother? Yeah, bitch, shut up, bitch.
- 52:17Speaker 8: Top g No you I seriously, I gave you a
- 52:19Speaker 8: dollar earlier. You got to do it.
- 52:22Speaker 15: That's not how it works, bro, Why not to disrespect
- 52:24Speaker 15: women like that? You've been I was, I was, I
- 52:28Speaker 15: think I might be seasonally depressed, so I can relate.
- 52:30Speaker 3: To her, maybe say that that. You should reply with
- 52:33Speaker 3: that replied and say I think I might be seasonally depressed. No,
- 52:36Speaker 3: one won't relate to this.
- 52:37Speaker 15: Yeah, so I know what you're going through, and you know,
- 52:40Speaker 15: it's just I think it's just natural to get a
- 52:41Speaker 15: little down in the winter.
- 52:42Speaker 12: It's no sunlight and it's.
- 52:44Speaker 1: The same fucking ship every day. Bro, I'm tired of
- 52:46Speaker 1: the commute, am I right?
- 52:48Speaker 3: I'm I've never been better. So the thing walking to work,
- 52:52Speaker 3: you know, I like one of the greatest parts. Lets
- 52:54Speaker 3: bringing back Dave.
- 52:54Speaker 1: Walks to work, but as Tommy want me to work
- 52:56Speaker 1: when New York turns to the comedy hub of fucking.
- 53:00Speaker 3: Yeah, smokes Ron sass, I don't know if I like
- 53:03Speaker 3: that smokes. I like the first one more, but let's
- 53:08Speaker 3: flip it, sas. Ron smokes, Yeah, we could do that.
- 53:11Speaker 3: We could do that. We could do that, like realistically,
- 53:16Speaker 3: it's like sas Rone, Caroline Rudy, KFC fire going to Chicago.
- 53:21Speaker 12: I think maybe is he breaking news? I thought he said.
- 53:25Speaker 3: Wow, breaking news. I need a mega thread about this
- 53:28Speaker 3: breaking news.
- 53:30Speaker 1: Oh no, it's just it's.
- 53:32Speaker 3: You know, they made me a moderator of the reddit.
- 53:35Speaker 8: Yeah, so he can delete about himself.
- 53:37Speaker 3: Control everything.
- 53:39Speaker 12: That's brilliant.
- 53:40Speaker 3: I control the narrative.
- 53:42Speaker 12: Yeah, I've been a moderator for years now.
- 53:44Speaker 3: You're a moderator of the reddit. Yeah, we all are, bro.
- 53:47Speaker 3: They didn't tell me that.
- 53:48Speaker 12: Every every comment in there that's trash and SaaS that's me.
- 53:54Speaker 3: I have the power, bro, It's all in my hands. No, seriously,
- 53:58Speaker 3: I like both you guys a lot.
- 53:59Speaker 12: You're good friends, good coworkers, and to get that here
- 54:01Speaker 12: is comedy work.
- 54:03Speaker 3: Well we're giving you the light.
- 54:04Speaker 12: You're gone, all right, I'm gone. Yeahn wasn't's not looking
- 54:07Speaker 12: at me.
- 54:07Speaker 8: I'm texting KB to come in here now.
- 54:09Speaker 12: Okay, cool, because you're gone. I'll waits till KB gets in.
- 54:12Speaker 3: The guys want to talk about any well, we'll just do
- 54:16Speaker 3: a tight shot then for this one. Yeah, cut his mic?
- 54:19Speaker 12: What else you guys want to talk about nothing.
- 54:22Speaker 3: Dude, recording a podcast two days in a row is
- 54:23Speaker 3: a little tough, isn't it. I think this has been
- 54:25Speaker 3: easy and Hilary very easy. Yeah, I'm just kind of
- 54:31Speaker 3: a goat with the flow guy.
- 54:33Speaker 8: You're not gonna go with the flow guy?
- 54:35Speaker 3: Super No.
- 54:35Speaker 8: I thought you're gonna be like, I'm not a go
- 54:37Speaker 8: I'm not with a go.
- 54:37Speaker 3: With the flow guy, am I? I know other people
- 54:40Speaker 3: control my narrative because behind the scenes, I'm controlling all
- 54:42Speaker 3: of the narratives.
- 54:42Speaker 12: You're maybe the least go with the flow guy in
- 54:44Speaker 12: the office.
- 54:45Speaker 8: Dude, You're undershirt right now matches SAS's favorite socks that
- 54:49Speaker 8: he's not wearing.
- 54:49Speaker 3: Kind of shirt is that what he?
- 54:51Speaker 15: Eleven Slurpy Day shirt twenty twenty two. The unfortunate thing
- 54:54Speaker 15: about it is there were mass shootings at seven Eleven's
- 54:57Speaker 15: on Slurpy Day twenty twenty two.
- 55:00Speaker 7: I worked used to work a second.
- 55:02Speaker 3: You could sell that for a lot of money. I know,
- 55:03Speaker 3: you could probably bring that to like L Train Vintage
- 55:07Speaker 3: and they'd picked that up for like three thousand dollars
- 55:09Speaker 3: if you gave them the background history.
- 55:11Speaker 15: Every seven eleven I tweet about how used to work
- 55:13Speaker 15: at seven eleven and they sent me they were like,
- 55:15Speaker 15: what's your address, like sending you some merch. I got
- 55:18Speaker 15: a beach towel, and then like later that day there
- 55:20Speaker 15: were shootings across southern California. He used to work at
- 55:22Speaker 15: seven eleven. Yeah, what was like the grossest thing about it?
- 55:25Speaker 15: All the food is disgusting?
- 55:27Speaker 8: Did you know the tiketos are so good?
- 55:29Speaker 12: That's crazy. I never touched any of that through the
- 55:31Speaker 12: hot dogs.
- 55:31Speaker 8: The taco and cheese teketos.
- 55:33Speaker 3: I think about hot dogs. Hot dogs is a bad
- 55:35Speaker 3: one to be, like, oh, like the hot dogs, all
- 55:38Speaker 3: hot dogs are.
- 55:38Speaker 8: Disgusting, But the tiketos are good.
- 55:41Speaker 3: What about like the bird, like the wings and stuff,
- 55:43Speaker 3: it's all gross. No, the wings are good too. Did
- 55:45Speaker 3: you like see anything about how they make it? It's
- 55:47Speaker 3: all that's just the way they come and frozen.
- 55:49Speaker 8: Yeah.
- 55:49Speaker 1: Yeah, So it's not like he's like rolling the taketos
- 55:52Speaker 1: or like like.
- 55:53Speaker 15: I used to work food, I was a very on
- 55:56Speaker 15: my own schedule type.
- 55:57Speaker 3: Okay, I was fired, Did you quit?
- 56:00Speaker 15: I worked there for like four weeks and then I
- 56:03Speaker 15: was like, I'm going back to school.
- 56:04Speaker 3: I'm not working at seven eleven anymore.
- 56:05Speaker 15: I said, I'm not working the night year in college. Yeah,
- 56:07Speaker 15: it was the summer between my fresh friend and god Bro,
- 56:10Speaker 15: I was like, I'm not I don't work the night shift.
- 56:12Speaker 3: Why would you get a job at seven eleven?
- 56:14Speaker 15: I needed some money and I'd get any I got
- 56:16Speaker 15: a white face job at seven eleven. I swear I
- 56:18Speaker 15: was there was a new seven eleven opening in my town,
- 56:21Speaker 15: my very white town, that they might be a little
- 56:23Speaker 15: bit racist. And I think that they didn't want a
- 56:25Speaker 15: seven eleven coming there because the stereotype that a bunch
- 56:28Speaker 15: of Indian people work there.
- 56:29Speaker 3: Like at town meetings, what stereotype at seven eleven? What
- 56:33Speaker 3: the fuck on Long Island?
- 56:35Speaker 1: All right?
- 56:36Speaker 15: And like town meetings like be like, well, we're just
- 56:39Speaker 15: worried about the you know, like culture.
- 56:41Speaker 3: Yeah, without saying that they were town meetings about the
- 56:44Speaker 3: seven eleven.
- 56:45Speaker 12: That's how bad you wouldn't want the seven eleven and.
- 56:48Speaker 8: Uh And you're like, no, guys, don't worry, I'll run
- 56:50Speaker 8: the thing.
- 56:50Speaker 15: Me and my at the town meeting, me and my
- 56:53Speaker 15: other white friend one day were like applied before it.
- 56:56Speaker 8: Like we got to do this, man, the town's counting
- 56:58Speaker 8: on us.
- 56:58Speaker 15: We got the job so fast and like grand opening
- 57:01Speaker 15: day was the two of us sitting up there on
- 57:02Speaker 15: the cash here like proud white faces. People would come
- 57:05Speaker 15: in like I've never seen before.
- 57:07Speaker 3: It's crazy. This is in Long Island.
- 57:10Speaker 12: On the Long Island.
- 57:12Speaker 8: Yeah well pot pot uh yeah fuck. I told him
- 57:15Speaker 8: Pod two, Pod one.
- 57:16Speaker 3: All right, Tommy, you're out of here, all right.
- 57:18Speaker 12: I don't want to end on that.
- 57:20Speaker 1: You have to bro like that's actually everything. That's almost
- 57:22Speaker 1: the worst thing I've ever heard you say.
- 57:25Speaker 12: I mean that I.
- 57:26Speaker 3: Thought you were going to say you were like it
- 57:27Speaker 3: was when you were going to school in like the
- 57:29Speaker 3: Bronx or some shit, and like you were white face
- 57:31Speaker 3: because it was like a black seven eleven and you
- 57:33Speaker 3: were the only white dude working there. No turns out,
- 57:35Speaker 3: it was complete off propa worse.
- 57:38Speaker 12: Probably it was.
- 57:39Speaker 1: Because your town couldn't handle there being all right, all right, speaks.
- 57:42Speaker 8: Out, Hey everybody, it's vibs.
- 57:45Speaker 5: And this is my PSA to remind you that golf
- 57:48Speaker 5: season is officially here. Whether you end up in the
- 57:51Speaker 5: fairway or in the woods, Fire up your round this
- 57:54Speaker 5: spring with the official shot of golf Fireball cinnamon whiskey slip.
- 57:58Speaker 5: A couple of minis in your bag for you and
- 58:00Speaker 5: the boys that no matter how you hit them, you're
- 58:02Speaker 5: still having a killer day out on the course. Ignite
- 58:05Speaker 5: the Fairways with fireball cinnamon whiskey.
- 58:09Speaker 8: Oh my god, did you just get back from the gym?
- 58:10Speaker 3: My boy? Huge?
- 58:13Speaker 12: Your arms are big.
- 58:17Speaker 9: It's it's not.
- 58:23Speaker 3: A swallow as hell right now?
- 58:25Speaker 9: Did you actually think?
- 58:27Speaker 7: No?
- 58:27Speaker 8: No, no, you are a massive right like a filter bro.
- 58:31Speaker 9: The past two weeks, I'm like, why am I fucking
- 58:34Speaker 9: doing this? Just a little flex because I don't think
- 58:36Speaker 9: I can get any Give a little flex, Holy ship,
- 58:40Speaker 9: that's what I need.
- 58:41Speaker 3: You have dad arms like John dropping ship.
- 58:45Speaker 9: Okay, yeah, all right, Pop.
- 58:47Speaker 1: I looking at but it's like it's not just uh,
- 58:50Speaker 1: I mean, I guess it's tricep.
- 58:52Speaker 8: What's the foundation of that tricep?
- 58:54Speaker 3: Triceps are two thirds of the arms, correct you? Yeah?
- 58:57Speaker 9: I do more triceps than biceps.
- 58:59Speaker 1: Yeah, and you can tell because that's like that makes
- 59:01Speaker 1: a big arm, not just like a little sexy.
- 59:03Speaker 3: Bigger reverse curls.
- 59:06Speaker 9: No, none of that.
- 59:07Speaker 3: I just do.
- 59:07Speaker 9: I do hammer curls, incline curls and like the tri
- 59:12Speaker 9: sep push downs or yeah, pushdowns, that's.
- 59:15Speaker 8: It does a girl ever ask you to feel her muscle?
- 59:18Speaker 8: Have you ever had a girl be like, feel my
- 59:20Speaker 8: muscle and you feel and you're like you pop it
- 59:24Speaker 8: like bubble wrap.
- 59:26Speaker 3: Reverse curls. They work the muscle in between.
- 59:29Speaker 1: Bro, do you are you really about to tell him
- 59:30Speaker 1: something about getting Jack?
- 59:32Speaker 3: If you look, look a new experience maximum growth, reverse curls.
- 59:35Speaker 3: They worked. I worked the muscle in between the tri SEPs.
- 59:38Speaker 9: My goal, or what I thought it was I noted,
- 59:42Speaker 9: was trust me for Jack to be my number one identifier,
- 59:47Speaker 9: to like a random person that guy. So like Jack
- 59:49Speaker 9: before short is the goal. Like if I was described
- 59:52Speaker 9: by someone who's looking at me on the street, they
- 59:55Speaker 9: would say that that Jack guy, not that short guy
- 59:58Speaker 9: or not that blank guy.
- 59:59Speaker 1: I think you need just aren't put in more pictures
- 1:00:01Speaker 1: of yourself online as being really jacked, and I think
- 1:00:03Speaker 1: we can help you on this pod. Like I think
- 1:00:05Speaker 1: that even like a couple of grid grid photographs, as.
- 1:00:10Speaker 9: Soon as you become the jacked guy who identifies as jacked,
- 1:00:14Speaker 9: then it loses so much luster and appeal because oh, you're, oh,
- 1:00:18Speaker 9: you're you're devoting your life to it. You're devoting your
- 1:00:21Speaker 9: day to day activities, diet everything. Of course you can
- 1:00:27Speaker 9: accomplish that. I want to be the guy who's nonchalantly jacked.
- 1:00:31Speaker 3: Oh yeah, you're not sure.
- 1:00:32Speaker 9: Me talking about it is negating this whole place.
- 1:00:34Speaker 3: But we made you.
- 1:00:35Speaker 8: We made talk about it. That's the mental We made
- 1:00:38Speaker 8: you talk about it.
- 1:00:39Speaker 3: Bro.
- 1:00:39Speaker 8: That Haynes is fucking screaming for help.
- 1:00:43Speaker 9: I don't fit you the inks trying to escape to.
- 1:00:47Speaker 1: They're like, show me, show me, let me a little
- 1:00:51Speaker 1: bit of the chest.
- 1:00:54Speaker 9: Motherfuck Colonel Muster's revolver.
- 1:00:57Speaker 3: What the hell is that?
- 1:00:58Speaker 15: Bro?
- 1:00:59Speaker 1: If you put on a beat or you would look
- 1:01:00Speaker 1: like Ed Norton and Fight Club right now. You know
- 1:01:02Speaker 1: how when he's like no, no, I'm sorry, not no, no,
- 1:01:05Speaker 1: you would look like Ed Norton American History X. Remember
- 1:01:08Speaker 1: American History X when he's just like fucking chest heavy,
- 1:01:11Speaker 1: popping out.
- 1:01:12Speaker 3: Or do you watch movies?
- 1:01:13Speaker 9: I watch movies but forget the plot instantly. Yeah, it's
- 1:01:17Speaker 9: hard to focus, especially the names.
- 1:01:19Speaker 7: What do this? Bro?
- 1:01:20Speaker 3: Look at this? This is this is a man who
- 1:01:21Speaker 3: is a man who in reverse curls.
- 1:01:26Speaker 9: That's not bad at all.
- 1:01:27Speaker 3: That was the biggest I've ever been people that that's
- 1:01:30Speaker 3: a reverse You see those try SEPs just exploding.
- 1:01:33Speaker 1: But that's also like, uh, I mean that is that
- 1:01:36Speaker 1: is really good? That is really good. I'm taking kb's
- 1:01:39Speaker 1: arms are crazy, right, I know. I'm just telling him
- 1:01:41Speaker 1: from yours. Also the really biggest I've ever been. Yeah,
- 1:01:43Speaker 1: I'm telling him it was all reverse curls.
- 1:01:45Speaker 3: Really a lot of reverse curls. Are you gonna? Are
- 1:01:47Speaker 3: you gonna implement them? Give him a try, give him try.
- 1:01:50Speaker 9: I don't know.
- 1:01:50Speaker 3: I just don't.
- 1:01:52Speaker 9: Honestly, I only do I only do easy workouts, easy lifts.
- 1:01:56Speaker 1: This is low key on like an extra exercise and
- 1:01:59Speaker 1: lifting shit too. That's just all we talk about this I.
- 1:02:02Speaker 9: Ever worked out, and we're getting to that mode, like
- 1:02:04Speaker 9: we're getting I'm like old now or Nick and I
- 1:02:06Speaker 9: are both in our thirties and we don't have as
- 1:02:09Speaker 9: much fun. I'm single, so now I fucking have to
- 1:02:12Speaker 9: talk about like health and fitness and ironically, which is whatever, Bro,
- 1:02:16Speaker 9: you're single. All I meant I'm taking now.
- 1:02:21Speaker 3: Kill me.
- 1:02:25Speaker 9: You know, contextually, you know what I would say.
- 1:02:27Speaker 3: It was like, oh, ship, yeah, I know what you're saying. Yeah,
- 1:02:33Speaker 3: is everything else clip stool? Yeah.
- 1:02:37Speaker 1: They would get on your ass, bro. They would be
- 1:02:39Speaker 1: brutally on your as give a fuck.
- 1:02:41Speaker 3: Yeah, VIVI a stool.
- 1:02:43Speaker 9: I forget what they I gotta telling them, like, run
- 1:02:44Speaker 9: that by me before you post for all of our
- 1:02:47Speaker 9: social people, not you guys.
- 1:02:49Speaker 3: But dude, I hit them up all the time and
- 1:02:51Speaker 3: I say delete this, like right now, I don't even
- 1:02:53Speaker 3: know who runs it, and.
- 1:02:55Speaker 11: Move went war and oh uh they just used to
- 1:02:58Speaker 11: clip anything and put it out there like you gotta
- 1:03:00Speaker 11: make him look so stupid every single time.
- 1:03:02Speaker 9: They're like find Yeah, I've had a girlfriend for a
- 1:03:05Speaker 9: decent bit now and they're still regularly putting out like
- 1:03:08Speaker 9: the KB. You know, KB loves those juicy asses. You
- 1:03:11Speaker 9: know kb's gonna have that fat ass that just walked
- 1:03:13Speaker 9: in the office.
- 1:03:14Speaker 1: Yeah, imagine like her.
- 1:03:16Speaker 9: I don't mind that. I don't mind that.
- 1:03:18Speaker 1: Talk, but I know she does what the fuck?
- 1:03:20Speaker 9: No, I don't know.
- 1:03:22Speaker 3: Any of that stuff.
- 1:03:23Speaker 7: I don't.
- 1:03:24Speaker 1: Yeah, she definitely does what.
- 1:03:26Speaker 8: Probly sure she does.
- 1:03:27Speaker 3: Probably Yeah.
- 1:03:29Speaker 7: Bro.
- 1:03:29Speaker 1: The other night, I was in fucking Arizona and some
- 1:03:32Speaker 1: dude like uh he like tweeted out like uh Rome
- 1:03:37Speaker 1: just fucking like in the bar, just like scooped like
- 1:03:40Speaker 1: the two hottest girls possible. And it was completely false
- 1:03:44Speaker 1: and my my wife saw it on Twitter and I
- 1:03:46Speaker 1: was like, bro, why are you?
- 1:03:48Speaker 3: Why would you?
- 1:03:48Speaker 1: What's the motivation?
- 1:03:50Speaker 9: That's her that's her logic too, Why would that guy lie?
- 1:03:53Speaker 9: She still thinks he didn't lie.
- 1:03:55Speaker 1: But I made the I brought the dude by his
- 1:03:58Speaker 1: ear to being like all the fucking truth. Bro, this
- 1:04:01Speaker 1: ship is fucking insane.
- 1:04:02Speaker 3: That's annoying as fuck.
- 1:04:03Speaker 8: That's just like a why why would you say that?
- 1:04:05Speaker 1: Like, what was the motivation behind being like yeah, like
- 1:04:08Speaker 1: you fucking scooped these fuck Meanwhile, I was just like
- 1:04:10Speaker 1: talking to Tyler.
- 1:04:12Speaker 3: I think a lot of I think a lot of
- 1:04:13Speaker 3: barstool fans think that they're just throwing around, Yeah, like
- 1:04:16Speaker 3: this will be funny, destroy Roun's life. No, say that.
- 1:04:19Speaker 13: I'm yeah, call me gay, like just like make this
- 1:04:23Speaker 13: bro is being gay as fucking but yes, and I'll
- 1:04:26Speaker 13: retweet that.
- 1:04:27Speaker 3: Yeah if you say some ship.
- 1:04:28Speaker 1: A lot of dudes call me like a pussy, like
- 1:04:30Speaker 1: ugly gay bitch and like just like f slow me
- 1:04:33Speaker 1: to death.
- 1:04:33Speaker 3: But like, just I don't I don't need all that ship.
- 1:04:38Speaker 3: kV is gonna have it.
- 1:04:39Speaker 7: Thing.
- 1:04:40Speaker 3: I'll do like spots at the stand and people will
- 1:04:42Speaker 3: be like in the crowd and like it's like the
- 1:04:44Speaker 3: stand is like no one, like, no one in the
- 1:04:45Speaker 3: crowd knows me, and they'll be that one will be
- 1:04:48Speaker 3: like kV is gonna have that in like the middle
- 1:04:50Speaker 3: of my set, and I'm.
- 1:04:51Speaker 9: Like, that's the most piquitoust thing I ever wrote that that.
- 1:04:56Speaker 9: I never I did that with the intent of that
- 1:04:59Speaker 9: stick in a little little bit.
- 1:05:00Speaker 3: But people, oh.
- 1:05:01Speaker 1: Bro, that's yeah, like Bonjora, ego, Bro, that shit fucking.
- 1:05:04Speaker 9: They congrats on the Drake Show.
- 1:05:07Speaker 8: Oh bro, why did you.
- 1:05:10Speaker 9: What do you mean?
- 1:05:11Speaker 3: Why didn't you hit me up about that? You hit up?
- 1:05:13Speaker 9: No, they they posted in the group chat, and I
- 1:05:16Speaker 9: was excited this knee jerk reaction. That's the That's the
- 1:05:19Speaker 9: coolest thing that happened to me in weeks. And that's
- 1:05:23Speaker 9: not even a lie. That was the coolest thing to
- 1:05:25Speaker 9: happen to me in in probably weeks, maybe months.
- 1:05:29Speaker 8: You know how I found out about it.
- 1:05:31Speaker 1: I got a text. I was watching all quiet on
- 1:05:33Speaker 1: the West Ris front. No, I got a text from
- 1:05:35Speaker 1: yp Instagram. Oh really hit me up, like this is
- 1:05:38Speaker 1: fucking crazy. I'm sure you got a lot of people
- 1:05:40Speaker 1: coming out of the dirt for that. No, really, No,
- 1:05:43Speaker 1: everybody else, like my my wife had like people.
- 1:05:45Speaker 3: I feel like like I feel like I might have
- 1:05:47Speaker 3: seen it, and I bet I bet I saw it
- 1:05:49Speaker 3: and didn't like. I was just like, Oh, someone reposted
- 1:05:52Speaker 3: roan story like that, I will see whose it was.
- 1:05:54Speaker 3: I probably thought it was your story, yeah, bro, and
- 1:05:56Speaker 3: I didn't realize.
- 1:05:56Speaker 8: That nobody hit me up and everybody was.
- 1:05:59Speaker 9: Let me tell you, that is the pinnacle of cool
- 1:06:02Speaker 9: for the standard person. What do you mean is to
- 1:06:06Speaker 9: have that happen? Because I would say Drake is probably
- 1:06:09Speaker 9: the conventionally coolest person in the world.
- 1:06:12Speaker 1: I'd agree with that most universally agreed upon a cool guy.
- 1:06:16Speaker 9: So the the pinnacle the apex would be hanging out
- 1:06:20Speaker 9: with Drake. He's willing, but that would put you at
- 1:06:23Speaker 9: celebrity status if you were actually partying with Drake. For
- 1:06:26Speaker 9: the standard man, it's not a picture with Drake because
- 1:06:29Speaker 9: anyone can get a picture with anyone. It's getting a
- 1:06:31Speaker 9: shout out from them by the tag and you just
- 1:06:38Speaker 9: days before that shouted me out on your story, so
- 1:06:42Speaker 9: we're in the same circle.
- 1:06:43Speaker 8: Yes, it's a cheerio still, but oh it's a dot bro.
- 1:06:47Speaker 3: But he had them and Aubrey.
- 1:06:49Speaker 1: Yeah, it is just the three of us building castles
- 1:06:51Speaker 1: in the sky. Bro It's fucking crazy. But it was
- 1:06:55Speaker 1: a cool last moment. But it's just like, uh, I
- 1:06:58Speaker 1: feel like people were talking about it, congrat letting each
- 1:07:00Speaker 1: other behind my back about it.
- 1:07:01Speaker 9: It's like, dude, I could for a single man, that's
- 1:07:04Speaker 9: what else? What more could you want if someone was Yeah,
- 1:07:09Speaker 9: if you were single and you were still getting no
- 1:07:11Speaker 9: action off that, then that's then just give up.
- 1:07:14Speaker 1: Oh yeah, you have to turn that dick in for sure.
- 1:07:17Speaker 3: But uh, it was.
- 1:07:19Speaker 1: It was super nice of him, and I reposted it
- 1:07:21Speaker 1: and he he sent back the like the burning heart,
- 1:07:27Speaker 1: like the the heart on god damn hard on fire.
- 1:07:31Speaker 3: I didn't. I didn't you think show him short of that?
- 1:07:33Speaker 3: D M to you you think so crop your name out.
- 1:07:36Speaker 1: But just if he names a ship hard on fire, yeah,
- 1:07:39Speaker 1: hard on fire, hard on fire.
- 1:07:42Speaker 9: Yeah, fucking hand hops. You don't about the hand hearts.
- 1:07:45Speaker 1: No, I'm talking about like it was like he didn't
- 1:07:47Speaker 1: do the hand No, No, it was the heart that
- 1:07:49Speaker 1: was like flames coming out of it.
- 1:07:51Speaker 3: His heart was pounding so fast, it's on fire.
- 1:07:55Speaker 8: I didn't know if I should say something.
- 1:07:56Speaker 1: I didn't know if I should be like, thanks, dude,
- 1:07:58Speaker 1: because the whole clip is is me sucking him off.
- 1:08:01Speaker 8: Yeah, I can't be like thanks for.
- 1:08:03Speaker 9: Telling people you can't do anything more with it.
- 1:08:06Speaker 1: Right, I just reposted and didn't even saying to him.
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- 1:08:40Speaker 8: But uh, he like, here, let me see one of
- 1:08:44Speaker 8: the fuckers.
- 1:08:47Speaker 3: You can find my dms with Drake said it should
- 1:08:50Speaker 3: be tough to find. When was that, bro? There's so
- 1:08:53Speaker 3: many out there. He's just scrolling through dms, right, now
- 1:08:56Speaker 3: looking for.
- 1:08:56Speaker 9: It about the hands, let that one little like, oh
- 1:09:02Speaker 9: yeah on fire.
- 1:09:05Speaker 5: Yeah.
- 1:09:05Speaker 3: Bro. The craziest thing is that you guys have past
- 1:09:07Speaker 3: conversations in the DMS.
- 1:09:09Speaker 8: Yeah from July.
- 1:09:12Speaker 3: He's just looking. He's got history with Drake and.
- 1:09:16Speaker 1: He just gives me, always gives me a bunch of
- 1:09:17Speaker 1: ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.
- 1:09:21Speaker 3: He's fucking laughing, Bro.
- 1:09:23Speaker 1: So KB, what's next for you?
- 1:09:24Speaker 7: Bro?
- 1:09:25Speaker 3: What kind of shit are you working on?
- 1:09:26Speaker 7: Bro?
- 1:09:28Speaker 1: Chicago is going to be a sports hub that's going
- 1:09:30Speaker 1: to be crazy.
- 1:09:31Speaker 9: I'm in the I'm in the me first mode, where
- 1:09:35Speaker 9: as you should be. I'm just doing whatever. We'll mate,
- 1:09:39Speaker 9: we'll get my head right, and once that's right and solid,
- 1:09:43Speaker 9: I'm gonna start thinking of my next projects or moves.
- 1:09:47Speaker 1: I uh, I feel like I don't know anybody that
- 1:09:49Speaker 1: comes into the office every fucking day of the week,
- 1:09:52Speaker 1: and I feel like, uh, no matter what job people
- 1:09:55Speaker 1: have now, I feel like everybody spends a couple of
- 1:09:58Speaker 1: days at home, and I feel like we're coming and
- 1:10:00Speaker 1: every goddamn day of the.
- 1:10:01Speaker 3: Week over here.
- 1:10:02Speaker 8: I feel like a sucker.
- 1:10:03Speaker 3: Like the work.
- 1:10:03Speaker 8: I feel like the working man, working man.
- 1:10:06Speaker 9: I remember feeling so guilty from like my workload and
- 1:10:10Speaker 9: the type of work I did for the longest. Then
- 1:10:14Speaker 9: you you talk to people, people don't. People aren't working
- 1:10:17Speaker 9: like that. Nobody's working the image of work it used
- 1:10:21Speaker 9: to be, you know, nine to five in an office
- 1:10:23Speaker 9: that doesn't exist. I haven't met a person who's been
- 1:10:26Speaker 9: to the office Monday through Friday in years.
- 1:10:29Speaker 1: It doesn't. It doesn't literally, and if it.
- 1:10:31Speaker 9: Does, and if you're stuck with what are you doing?
- 1:10:34Speaker 1: Yeah, it's suckerage and a lot of people got out
- 1:10:36Speaker 1: of it.
- 1:10:37Speaker 8: But like the amount of shit that people a real job.
- 1:10:40Speaker 9: Is, I think it's just sending emails, it is, it's
- 1:10:43Speaker 9: every day in the life. Flog is like, all right,
- 1:10:45Speaker 9: so it's all there, every activity and hobby they did,
- 1:10:49Speaker 9: and then you forget it's a weekday and they're like,
- 1:10:51Speaker 9: oh yeah, then I banged out, banged out. So they
- 1:10:53Speaker 9: always banged out some emails for work. It's just like
- 1:10:56Speaker 9: a generic them typing on their perfect posture. That was
- 1:11:00Speaker 9: your job.
- 1:11:01Speaker 1: It's to film, Yeah, between like buffet lines, they're fucking
- 1:11:05Speaker 1: banging out some emos.
- 1:11:06Speaker 3: So they have these mouse what are they? What does
- 1:11:08Speaker 3: it move? You probably have one the mouse clicker thing
- 1:11:10Speaker 3: that it just moves your mouse around all day so
- 1:11:12Speaker 3: it looks like you're online. Yeah, but then I think
- 1:11:15Speaker 3: they appear online.
- 1:11:16Speaker 1: They had did like a counterintelligence app where like they
- 1:11:19Speaker 1: can detect those now, like the mouse movers. Yeah, people,
- 1:11:23Speaker 1: the productivity was probably going down. Bro, No wonder wearing
- 1:11:25Speaker 1: a recession. No one wants to work anymore.
- 1:11:27Speaker 9: Man who's grinding on files eight hours a day? I
- 1:11:31Speaker 9: want to know files.
- 1:11:33Speaker 8: Files is hilarious, and so is spreadsheets.
- 1:11:35Speaker 7: Bro.
- 1:11:36Speaker 1: The file I couldn't. I couldn't.
- 1:11:38Speaker 8: I have no idea how to do an Excel spreadsheet?
- 1:11:40Speaker 1: Files are file? What is a file? What is in
- 1:11:43Speaker 1: a file?
- 1:11:44Speaker 9: Do people bring briefcases to work?
- 1:11:47Speaker 1: It's gone, Yeah, briefcases are gone. But imagine being a
- 1:11:51Speaker 1: fucking guy in a suit with a backpack on that.
- 1:11:53Speaker 3: I just don't think. I I think I wake up
- 1:11:54Speaker 3: and all these people are already at work. They're there
- 1:11:57Speaker 3: because when I do, I mean I wake up, Like
- 1:11:59Speaker 3: if I go to work at like even like ten am,
- 1:12:01Speaker 3: they're already all at work. They've already been grind.
- 1:12:03Speaker 8: I used to think like all of New York was
- 1:12:05Speaker 8: just like Wall Street.
- 1:12:06Speaker 3: If you go down mind, like we're like nah, but
- 1:12:08Speaker 3: even if we're like Nicklavs like in Fight, it's like
- 1:12:10Speaker 3: there's no fine.
- 1:12:12Speaker 9: You would think it'd be just a bunch of guys
- 1:12:14Speaker 9: in suits, hustling vest scurrying around town and loose break.
- 1:12:20Speaker 3: Everyone's just remote now, people are I think you just
- 1:12:23Speaker 3: do anything from the internet.
- 1:12:25Speaker 1: But I also think that people are remote and people
- 1:12:28Speaker 1: are just doing way less, like their days are wide.
- 1:12:31Speaker 3: Open and urreous at this. I mean, there's some dude
- 1:12:33Speaker 3: right now listening to this with like a twenty hour
- 1:12:36Speaker 3: shift right now.
- 1:12:37Speaker 8: Well, bitch, fucking work harder.
- 1:12:38Speaker 1: You're over here listening to a podcast.
- 1:12:40Speaker 3: Part of us off, start a podcast, or.
- 1:12:42Speaker 1: Just like turn us off and get your productivity up,
- 1:12:44Speaker 1: because you can't be working that hard if you're listening
- 1:12:46Speaker 1: to us too.
- 1:12:47Speaker 8: We just require all your attention back on this one.
- 1:12:49Speaker 3: You can take this. This is going on the main
- 1:12:53Speaker 3: page for sure.
- 1:12:55Speaker 1: Nobody works hard anymore, bro, especially barstool fans. Bro, if
- 1:12:58Speaker 1: you have the time to listen to a bar school podcast,
- 1:13:01Speaker 1: your life is a joke.
- 1:13:02Speaker 3: No, you're coming at all different directions. Yeah, it's not
- 1:13:07Speaker 3: like they're gonna be worse. They're not listening to one bop.
- 1:13:10Speaker 9: They they treat Barstool like it's a curriculum where they
- 1:13:14Speaker 9: have to listen. Well, they get their syllabus, they get
- 1:13:16Speaker 9: every content creator at Barstool with all the shows they do.
- 1:13:19Speaker 9: They're like, fuck, I gotta consume all of this and
- 1:13:22Speaker 9: give my feedback. That's how they That's how they live.
- 1:13:25Speaker 9: And that was the most intimidating thing when I first
- 1:13:28Speaker 9: got into the job. They are these people are they
- 1:13:31Speaker 9: They're listening because they feel the need to, because they're
- 1:13:34Speaker 9: forced to, and then they're gonna leave their feedback. They're
- 1:13:37Speaker 9: not fans first.
- 1:13:38Speaker 1: It's like when you get you just remember on the
- 1:13:40Speaker 1: first day of class, you get your schedule and you
- 1:13:42Speaker 1: like both look at it and you be like, fuck,
- 1:13:43Speaker 1: I got Picked Central at twelve.
- 1:13:45Speaker 9: Yeah, that's what they're doing.
- 1:13:47Speaker 1: I got fucking Pick Central.
- 1:13:48Speaker 3: I think they like like maybe one to three shows
- 1:13:51Speaker 3: that they watch, but they watch every We have like
- 1:13:54Speaker 3: seventy five podcasts and they listen to all of them.
- 1:13:57Speaker 1: Yeah, and you've got consumers that will just kind of
- 1:13:59Speaker 1: follow your round, dude. Some people are on like the
- 1:14:01Speaker 1: the ap Plan and all like listening to all of
- 1:14:04Speaker 1: Sass's ship.
- 1:14:05Speaker 8: They're on that track, and like, bro, they'll let you
- 1:14:08Speaker 8: know when they don't like it.
- 1:14:09Speaker 9: And they'll be like, this is like the seven hundred
- 1:14:11Speaker 9: straight episodes of Absolute Trash. Yeah you could watched, you
- 1:14:17Speaker 9: could have. Why did you put in on Showshank Redemption.
- 1:14:21Speaker 9: There's an unlimited, infinite supply of critically acclaimed media.
- 1:14:26Speaker 3: Go to the claim shit.
- 1:14:27Speaker 1: Ye just fucking zoom to the critically acclaimed fucking albums,
- 1:14:31Speaker 1: movies that have won Oscars.
- 1:14:33Speaker 8: Bro, there's good shit out there. Don't waste your time
- 1:14:36Speaker 8: with us.
- 1:14:36Speaker 9: Yeah, you could pick and choose. Yeah, every movie I
- 1:14:39Speaker 9: see is amazing because I don't. I don't watch ones
- 1:14:42Speaker 9: that I don't think i'd like.
- 1:14:44Speaker 3: Oh yeah, I actually I saw a movie last night
- 1:14:47Speaker 3: that I thought I would like. It was called like
- 1:14:48Speaker 3: The Dinner or something like that, and it looked good,
- 1:14:51Speaker 3: looked really good, and then it looked up the on IMDb.
- 1:14:53Speaker 3: Hell of a Trail looks up on IMDb four point
- 1:14:56Speaker 3: five out of ten. Damn, bummer, damn. I was like
- 1:14:59Speaker 3: ready to watch it, and then I was like, uh,
- 1:15:00Speaker 3: gonna go with something else, watch The Gift instead, great
- 1:15:02Speaker 3: movie Jump Scare in that movie that really fucked me up,
- 1:15:06Speaker 3: and I like, my heart hurt for like ten minutes after.
- 1:15:08Speaker 8: Bro, you need to lay off the meat. Then your
- 1:15:10Speaker 8: cholesterol might be.
- 1:15:11Speaker 3: Hoes like like my whole body, like every single muscle
- 1:15:14Speaker 3: in my body. Ten stuff. It was crazy. That's bad.
- 1:15:17Speaker 3: Crazy jump scare scare. I hate jump.
- 1:15:20Speaker 9: Scares, especially when it's real footage. I was watching Iraq
- 1:15:25Speaker 9: war footage and got some jump scares.
- 1:15:28Speaker 3: That is scary. Yeah, what was the scene? It was, dude.
- 1:15:32Speaker 9: It was just a guy with his fucking head dripping
- 1:15:37Speaker 9: out getting carried. I think he's stepped on in I
- 1:15:44Speaker 9: I d.
- 1:15:45Speaker 1: Damn bro, Wait, so what was the jump scare? The
- 1:15:47Speaker 1: blowing up of the ID or scene.
- 1:15:48Speaker 9: Seeing it was more of a shock factor, I guess yeah,
- 1:15:52Speaker 9: and the head come out like in like real. It
- 1:15:55Speaker 9: looks way more fake than movies. Like that was real,
- 1:15:58Speaker 9: And I was like, fuck, I I never really thought
- 1:16:00Speaker 9: about the war being the war.
- 1:16:02Speaker 3: Well they live streaming now what you can find it
- 1:16:05Speaker 3: on every platform? Now the war?
- 1:16:07Speaker 9: You just said, I've never even thought about live I'm on,
- 1:16:10Speaker 9: We're next war.
- 1:16:11Speaker 8: We're gonna subscribe to? Yeah, like the Patreon for the.
- 1:16:14Speaker 3: UK Want whole Ukraine war on the internet. Yeah, sign
- 1:16:19Speaker 3: up for the patreon.
- 1:16:21Speaker 9: All quiet on the Western Front that's like anti war,
- 1:16:24Speaker 9: like it shows the horror or its anti propagand it's horrific.
- 1:16:28Speaker 1: I wouldn't say it's propagand because it's like the it's
- 1:16:31Speaker 1: like nineteen fifteen, so it's like it's not like it
- 1:16:33Speaker 1: can sway you either way, but it's horrific, like the
- 1:16:37Speaker 1: like it is like the blown up head or like
- 1:16:40Speaker 1: body parts like dangling out, or like dudes like committing
- 1:16:43Speaker 1: suicide with like.
- 1:16:44Speaker 8: A fucking fork to their juggler and shit like that.
- 1:16:47Speaker 3: That's like a jar Head was like anti it was
- 1:16:49Speaker 3: like an anti propaganda movie. Yeah, that movie was like
- 1:16:53Speaker 3: I because I went through a big movie phase last
- 1:16:55Speaker 3: summer and I was like I want to join the military,
- 1:16:57Speaker 3: and then I watched that and I was like, yeah,
- 1:16:58Speaker 3: this is it for me. Yeah, it's not for anyone.
- 1:17:00Speaker 3: It's not for anybody, especially me.
- 1:17:03Speaker 8: This shit is hard, dude. That shit seems hard as fuck.
- 1:17:06Speaker 9: There's nothing in the world harder.
- 1:17:08Speaker 1: Yeah, then going to war, especially that war trench warfare,
- 1:17:13Speaker 1: where they had fucking agent orange and flame throwers and
- 1:17:16Speaker 1: you literally are like running out of a trench as
- 1:17:19Speaker 1: someone has a machine gun pointed at you and you're
- 1:17:21Speaker 1: fifteen years old. Like you just get mowed down and
- 1:17:24Speaker 1: fucking killed right.
- 1:17:25Speaker 9: Away when when they're actually shooting at each other. I
- 1:17:28Speaker 9: can't even watch that.
- 1:17:30Speaker 8: It's crazy.
- 1:17:30Speaker 9: How do you have the Yeah? What but what should
- 1:17:33Speaker 9: people with that type of bravery? They should?
- 1:17:39Speaker 1: Yeah, just fucking listen to Rogan, do Mma, listen to godains, run,
- 1:17:44Speaker 1: write a self help book, start a podcast, fucking.
- 1:17:47Speaker 3: Call to day. Yeah you know what I mean?
- 1:17:49Speaker 1: Fight fires, bro, you want to fight something? Fucking fight
- 1:17:52Speaker 1: a fire, bro, bra all out with the fire, thanks one,
- 1:17:56Speaker 1: unless you want the fires to win?
- 1:17:58Speaker 3: True? Fuck fuck all right? Can be anything you want
- 1:18:01Speaker 3: to plug bro?
- 1:18:02Speaker 9: Plug what have I seen? What have I seen? Bachees
- 1:18:10Speaker 9: of it?
- 1:18:12Speaker 5: Yeah?
- 1:18:12Speaker 9: I thought, I like found a good one. Then everybody
- 1:18:15Speaker 9: have free Oscar nomination.
- 1:18:17Speaker 8: Yeah, that's a good one.
- 1:18:18Speaker 3: That was good. That's your plug? No, he said he
- 1:18:21Speaker 3: I mean, he says everyone's on it.
- 1:18:23Speaker 9: Explore with us is constantly dropping heat.
- 1:18:26Speaker 3: What's that? It's a it's like the true It's a.
- 1:18:28Speaker 9: True crime YouTube channel congregation footage exactly.
- 1:18:32Speaker 3: That one better than JCS.
- 1:18:33Speaker 9: It's not pretty much the same vein and they post
- 1:18:36Speaker 9: a lot.
- 1:18:37Speaker 3: More because JACS posts like once a year.
- 1:18:40Speaker 9: They kind of stopped but yeah, any music I've been
- 1:18:43Speaker 9: on a music draft from hell.
- 1:18:46Speaker 1: Isn't the Grammys like this weekend or something, aren't the
- 1:18:48Speaker 1: Grammy's coming up really quickly? I used to try and
- 1:18:51Speaker 1: listen to every Grammy nominated piece of music. This year
- 1:18:54Speaker 1: I felt, by the wayside, I feel like it was
- 1:18:56Speaker 1: a tough year.
- 1:18:57Speaker 3: To that with the movies, but it's tough too. Well.
- 1:19:00Speaker 1: I'm seeing all the movies. I haven't seen the Fableman's
- 1:19:02Speaker 1: and Avatar, but other than that, I've seen all the
- 1:19:04Speaker 1: best pictures.
- 1:19:06Speaker 9: I don't know how, you, guys, that's worked to me.
- 1:19:08Speaker 9: I don't know how people people at this company are
- 1:19:11Speaker 9: constantly in the loop tweeting talking about every new show
- 1:19:15Speaker 9: a movie.
- 1:19:16Speaker 8: I can't shows, you, guys, are shows are boring as hell?
- 1:19:18Speaker 7: Bro?
- 1:19:19Speaker 8: If a show was one episode, I'd watch it.
- 1:19:21Speaker 9: But that's but the best things are shows.
- 1:19:24Speaker 8: Yeah, because there is.
- 1:19:26Speaker 9: At any given time thirty series that are unreal and
- 1:19:30Speaker 9: yeah they all have.
- 1:19:31Speaker 3: Like nine out of ten's on IMDb. No the Last
- 1:19:34Speaker 3: of Us.
- 1:19:35Speaker 8: I watched that episode and I was like, not for me.
- 1:19:37Speaker 3: I watched the first episode, I watched the I started
- 1:19:39Speaker 3: the second one. But I've heard not for either it
- 1:19:41Speaker 3: was a little bit of a drop off on episode three. Yeah,
- 1:19:44Speaker 3: not for me. I can't watch that. I'm not really
- 1:19:47Speaker 3: into the zombie stuff.
- 1:19:49Speaker 1: Anything else, any other any other plugs, any other up
- 1:19:52Speaker 1: and coming content. People at barstool that that the listeners
- 1:19:55Speaker 1: should check out and harass until they quit.
- 1:20:00Speaker 9: Fuck dude, I've been out of the loop on that too.
- 1:20:03Speaker 3: Yeah, what about just moving.
- 1:20:06Speaker 9: I'll definitely check out Muke on TikTok.
- 1:20:10Speaker 3: Cool. He's a star.
- 1:20:13Speaker 9: He does that, He grinds behind the scenes like crazy.
- 1:20:16Speaker 8: There are billions of stars in the Solar system.
- 1:20:18Speaker 3: That there are.
- 1:20:19Speaker 9: There are too many stars now being a kind of
- 1:20:22Speaker 9: being a superstar is now more of a like profession.
- 1:20:26Speaker 9: That's what you do for a little because there's so
- 1:20:27Speaker 9: many Internet stars.
- 1:20:29Speaker 1: Yeah, it's insane. There's there's a lot of stars out here.
- 1:20:32Speaker 1: Everybody's a star. Not that you're not a star, Muke.
- 1:20:35Speaker 1: I feel like now I'm.
- 1:20:35Speaker 3: Kind of ruining your moment.
- 1:20:37Speaker 1: But you're a stud is what I call you. There's
- 1:20:40Speaker 1: only so many studs. You're a planet bro. You got
- 1:20:43Speaker 1: your own gravitational pool. Brother hell yes, KB no swag
- 1:20:48Speaker 1: the founder of Son of a Boy Dad.
- 1:20:49Speaker 3: Thank you brother, Thanks boys