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Posters of Hitler: Singapore's Strangest Laws & UK Prison Gay Wedding · Multiple Nerdgasm

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  [Music] welcome to multiple
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  nerdy how are you guys been you had a good week yeah pretty good pretty good
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  yeah not too bad actually we um looking forward to this week it's 4 day week two
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  4 day weeks back to back yeah yeah I'm actually uh I'm off to the United States
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  oh the United States of what the United States of America I'm uh heading over
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  there on Friday so um so listeners we're going have some um some Oddities in your
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  week but um you're going to be getting a special Cal episode the podcast Cal not
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  breakfast cereal um that's coming later in the
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  year we'll see yep um and uh and also
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  there'll be another best of so um just because um we're going to be in
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  different time zones actually because cuz you're heading overseas as well is
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  that right Dan yeah so I'll be um I'll be jetting all around Asia right um
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  working on some advertising campaigns uh still will do the podcast but I'll be 3
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  hours in the future yeah so we determined that while I'm away and Dan's
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  away it was just going to be too difficult to sort out the timing so once
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  I get back we'll resume as as normal um but yeah there should still be uh an
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  episode every week it'll just be um either a special that we've done already
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  or a um a best of which I mean come on who doesn't love those in fact I've
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  heard some of the new best of and it's hilarious well it should it's the best
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  that's right yeah we cut out all the bits where we weren't funny so as this
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  is the second best of is this like as good as the first one uh I think it's
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  better in the the sound quality was much better so the so we've got like episodes
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  1 to 10 in the first best of and this is like 10 to 20 or something is it yeah I
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  think it goes a bit higher than that but yeah uh it's got stuff like I don't want
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  to give too much away don't nobody's forcing your hand man
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  it's got some good stuff in there I listen to I haven't been doing it
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  Jenna's been doing it but I um I listen to some of it and it sounds good yeah
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  some funny stuff in there so yeah if you've been um wanting to go back and
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  listen uh but you don't want to hear us babbling about boring [ __ ] this is a
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  great way to to do that speaking of babbling about boring [ __ ] oh I'm sorry
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  should we get started sure I mean we mentioned
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  uh me going over to Asia and Matt you were asking me only yesterday about the
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  chewing Gump situation yes and then I stumbled upon an article about it like
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  quite by a chance why don't you take us through it all right well as as you know
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  because we discussed it in Singapore um
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  it is illegal to chew gum um I think
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  utterly right it's just illegal to do it yeah correct um and I I think um you are
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  allowed to bring a very small amount of it into the country for medical reasons is that
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  right no I think that they've just become a little bit LAX on the laws over
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  the years so I think at at one point it was just completely banned I think now
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  they say look if you want to have a packet of chewy and you want to chew
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  someone in your own house that's really not hurting anyone but you're not
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  allowed to have it in public and you're certainly not allowed to put it on the
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  foot path which I believe was one of the main reasons why they banned in the
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  first place yeah well they've got a photo here of um the pavement at Oxford
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  Circus in London which is covered in chewing gun marks and it looks
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  disgusting and you know what I don't know that I noticed this but is that is
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  that how this Pavements look everywhere like if people just throwing gum
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  everywhere what the [ __ ] is remember the 0s Matt you remember the 80s when
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  everyone was chewing gum there was [ __ ] gum
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  everywhere yeah on chairs on the floor I remember in school
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  just being everywh CED in gum but like Jesus I'm kind of glad it went out of
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  fashion I'm not saying but I'm glad it went out of fashion one of the things
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  they mention is that on the the subway in Singapore the people used to stick it
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  on the door of the of the trains and it would jam up the workings of the door I
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  mean [ __ ] that's that's a pain yeah I have just read in here there's another
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  law that they have there that I want them to bring over in Australia
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  if there's a public toilet you are legally required to flush it that's
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  right yep that should be a law
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  everywhere yeah yeah that's fair y it's also illegal to walk around naked in
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  your home in Singapore yes interesting just in case in case you get
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  your dick caught in something no in case anyone sees you because pornography is
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  illegal oh right okay so I'm pretty sure if it's you know the lights are DM and
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  the windows are closed then you'll be fine they don't do sting operations
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  hanging outside people's showers just in case but if you if you've got your
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  window open and your next door neighbor sees you then um technically you're a porn star
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  wow that's interesting because that I've got a new segment that I'd like to um to
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  premere uh this episode and it's called are you sure that's a
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  law oh yeah when my jaw hit the floor when I heard what you said but I'm sure
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  in days of your it would have made more sense it seems so strange and I need to
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  know the score so I really got to ask are you sure that's a
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  law are you sure that's a law what I've done now there are a lot of if you
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  search for dumb laws on the internet you'll find quite a lot and they're not
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  all um legit or they are worded in a way that makes them sound Stranger Than They
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  Are For example there is a law that comes up a lot um which is I think it's
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  from one of the US states and it says that it's a legal to tie an alligator to a fire
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  hydrant now technically that is true but what the law actually says is it's
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  illegal to tie a horse or any other animal to a fire hydrant ah right so
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  inclusive of alligators yeah exactly so some of them are a bit like that so what
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  I've tried to do is um I've tried to find ones that appear to be legitimate
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  um and in some cases I tried to find out why and I wasn't always able to um um
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  but but as far as I'm aware these are these are actually legitimate laws yeah
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  um in Texas it is against the law for anyone to have a pair of pliers in their
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  possession what I don't know why I couldn't find out why what if you're an
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  electrician I don't know I don't know there's probably a good reason for it I
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  just don't know what it is that's funny concealed guns okay parlies go to
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  jail yeah well you know in Victoria it's a legal to change a light bulb unless
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  you're an electrician that's on my list I I apologize mat I won't I won't
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  Jump Ahead that's fine I'm assuming that's one of those ones that they don't
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  enforce very often there's a few of those on this list that's not what I
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  heard Matt I heard there just tough new penalties for it are you serious no okay
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  sorry damn I'm hoping in Philadelphia you're not
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  allowed to put pretzels in a
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  bag now this is based on an act in from
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  1760 where it's illegal to sell a
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  pretzel sight unseen in a bag so if you're going to sell pretzels they have
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  to be visible clearly displayed and the customer selling dodg
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  pretz yeah the customer must be able to see and select the pretzel they want
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  before it is put into um a bag so the wording is not quite right again people
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  people word it as you can't put pretzels in bags but I think you're allowed to as
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  long as the person has selected the one that they want because otherwise D
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  pretzels can be passed off as nice fresh ones and it could be too late when you
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  find out they are of poor
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  quality um in Alaska yeah uh you're not
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  allowed to look at a moose from an
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  [Laughter]
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  airplane just trying to the more I think about the complexities of that the
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  funnier that becomes I'll and I'll tell you why and it it does make sense sort
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  of how can there be a lure of what you can and can't look at now
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  apparently um when a moose is constantly
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  almost on the on the edge of starvation right the the environment they live in
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  they're very very tenuous right and if you spook them they can literally just
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  just die like it's illegal to spook them in a whole bunch of ways but one of them
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  this law is basically meant to say stop flying around and harassing them but
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  right it means you're not allowed to you're not allowed to fly around and
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  observe a moose from an airplane like you're not allowed to what about a
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  helicopter I assume that's probably similar it's just a strange wording I
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  think what is the plural of moose is it just moose moose my my brain can't
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  process that right now me me Moes don't know I keep wanting I don't
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  know I was I think it's just moose isn't it mooses there's some
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  moose moose plural what is the plural of moose is it moose mooses
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  me the answer is consequently it's plural instead of
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  being mes or M is the same as a singular okay so this plural is Moose right like
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  fish yes so you're not allowed to look at them from an airplane because the
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  airplane will scare them I think that's the premise uh this is an old law that I
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  don't really need to explain but apparently this is still technically on
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  the books in Memphis Tennessee a woman is not allowed to drive a car unless a
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  man warns approaching motorists or pedestrians by walking in front of the
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  car that is being driven well there's a similar law in
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  Australia that I I believe um is left over from bygone days where it's illegal
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  to drive after a certain time in Australia unless a friend is walking
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  ahead of your car with a lantern y That's awes what I was about to say yeah
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  mhm um in seven US states according to their constitutions atheists are barred
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  from holding public office yeah yep I
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  knew that one mhm um sorry I phrased that like I tried to run the public
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  office because I was an a that's not the case I just I just did know that fact no
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  I I had several is B yeah yeah interracial marriage was still illegal
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  in Alabama in 2000 it's not a current law but it's just goes to show that that's quite
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  recent yeah um although 15 years ago which of course recent to um human
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  rights laws certainly but that doesn't feel like it should be 15 whole years
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  ago 2000 was does it no we're old now there was a law that was actually
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  enforced oh I assume so I mean maybe not up until that point
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  I mean at a certain point they probably just got around to changing it but I
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  mean almost certainly it was enforced at one point yeah yeah definitely yeah we
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  we know about that we do um Milan in Italy states that it is a
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  legal requirement to smile at all times except during funerals or hospital visits
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  frowners faced Hefty I have a question about this uh um so during hospital
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  visits so if I'm in hospital Y and I'm having horrible stuff done to me I have
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  to smile cuz I'm not visiting I think well you are you're visiting the
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  hospital so what about the doctors they're doing these horrible things to
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  me they're just at work yeah I guess they've got to be smiling mhm yeah yeah
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  so I think they they they definitely be subject to fines yeah cuz if you're not
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  happy at work well go do something else yeah do something else um in England it
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  is illegal to die in the house of Parliament Houses of Parliament um this was voted
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  the most ludicrous law in the UK in 2007 and a spokesman for the House of Commons
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  said the people who know about these things here say there is no basis for
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  such a law but that's not to say it does not exist somewhere in writing I don't
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  know why he said that cuz yeah when you asked him about it that was his comment
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  I assume you meant well yeah yeah I mean what he said was oh yeah I mean we know
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  that's stupid but it's it's a law so we know that that's why asked about
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  it um in this is a happy little happy little law in Saudi Arabia there is no
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  minimum age for marriage in 2008 a Saudi Court refused an 8-year-old girl to ask
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  for divorce from her 58-year-old husband oh yes well good times it's another
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  story Al together isn't it yeah so sorry about that uh in 29 states in the US it
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  is still legal to fire someone for being gay technically wow 29 States and I
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  checked that and as far as I could tell that was current as of last year I don't
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  know about this year but apparently that is still true if if that's not true
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  please let us know because I mean that's [ __ ] like that's that's just shitty uh
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  in 34 states it's legal to fire them for being transgender that is a valid reason for
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  dismissal apparently uh again that's
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  shitty yeah I mean I guess look I mean at the end of the day
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  you should be able to fire someone if they're not doing a good enough job yeah
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  Y and that's it there shouldn't be any reason you should fire somebody other
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  than you just you [ __ ] up time and
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  time again yeah unless for some reason
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  being a specific gender is a requirement of the job and you're continually
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  [ __ ] that up by being transgendered yeah like if you're a male stripper yeah
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  without a penis yeah yeah and they're like look you got great pecs but when
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  that g string comes off yeah and all they can see is your penis siiz
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  clitoris everyone's confused and
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  disorientated I know I would be yeah that would be a little that'd be a weird
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  bux night yeah I mean for starters I'd want to know why there was a male
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  stripper at our bux night I was going to say to be honest if that happened at
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  somebody's Buck Night I'd probably I'd probably look at it back and again that
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  was a pretty interesting not look back on vagina look yeah exactly
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  and think you know that's probably that's a memorable box night true I did
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  not expect that uh in in Oklahoma Matt Matt as a person with the closest
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  looming buck knife I'll keep that in mind Sor I just got to quickly Google
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  transgender strippers yeah well what do you know it's a real
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  thing of course it is yeah and you can be fired if you're not a trans
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  gender in Oklahoma it is against the law to have a sleeping donkey in your
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  bathtub after 700 p.m. is this one of those ones where it's illegal to have
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  any sleeping animal in your bathtub or is almost almost certainly yeah yeah or
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  just you're not allow to have an animal in your bathtub at all before seven no
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  no inclusive of seven and again the law is probably more like don't put your
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  donkey in the bath you [ __ ] with yeah or kind of a sleep him a bath after 700
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  p.m. or it's one of those things that it got written into local law because some
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  [ __ ] withit put a sleeping donkey in his bath right and some [ __ ] went down and
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  so now it's like fine there's a law against this one specific thing cuz in
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  this town because of some idiot we had to bring this into legislation
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  yeah um in Canada one out of every five songs on the radio must be sung by a
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  Canadian oh yes that's a lot of countries have that yeah it's
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  interesting I know France France have a 40% rule oh no 60% 60% really yeah
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  absolutely that's TV radio and film that's really interesting I didn't know
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  that yeah okay a lot of countries have limits to local
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  content um this is this is a very I think this is a cool law I'm probably
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  going to offend somebody uh but it is
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  illegal to be fat in Japan
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  ah in Japan my first question is sumo
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  wrestlers in Japan they require citizens
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  between the ages of 45 and 74 to have their waist lines measured once every
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  year and you you be forced to seek medical attention if you're too fat wow
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  you don't you don't get arrested but they force you to seek help well that
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  kind of makes sense yeah that's not I mean you know like if you live in a
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  country where they force you to wear a helmet on your bike so you don't get
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  injured no one complains do some people do complain you know you could you could
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  complain that that's an in infraction on your rights but you could say that about
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  many laws yeah I think it's I think it's pretty good I mean they got a lot of
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  people over there they don't you know they got to they don't want taking up
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  too much space exactly yeah um in Thailand it is illegal to step on
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  money oh yeah oh I know why why can I guess sure because their money has a
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  picture of the King on it exactly yeah no when I the first time I've been to
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  Thailand a few times and I love it there but the first time I went there I got
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  off the plane and there's this enormous picture of the king like
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  stories high on the side of the uh on the side of the airport and I realized
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  that that moment that my normal sense of humor of just making fun of everything
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  was was not going to fly there no and and people take the king very seriously
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  the King's favorite color is yellow and he was born on a Monday so in Thailand
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  on Mondays you wear
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  yellow right you just do it you just do
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  it if you're born on the same day as the
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  king as in on his birthday if you share a birthday with the King mhm you get
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  your education paid for in full by the
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  king really boy or girl including
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  University that's wow that's fascinating yeah there you go I didn't know that
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  they love their King they love him he must be must be all right then he
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  is all right actually he turned Thailand pretty much single-handedly from like a
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  third world country into an international tourist destination with
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  its own thriving economy yeah and his
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  his uh he's a humanitarian his wife's a philanthropist superm
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  model she's not bad looking for a woman in her 7s all right be careful yeah
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  she's good I'd say I'd go there that's I'm oh let's keep it in let's keep it in
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  Asia um in July 2013 a law was passed in China that states it is illegal for
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  adult children to not visit their parents often
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  a and I can just see the disgruntled member of part element that suggested
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  that yeah they are also required to attend to their parents' spiritual needs
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  whatever that means oh goodness yeah oh the RO says you got to shock me
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  spiritual spiritual yeah the RO says
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  yeah um that sounds a lot like that kind of the passive aggression of passing
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  that law yeah right sounds like um a study that I realized I read about that
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  they were doing at the CSO that one of the scientists has put funding into
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  which is um where do all the coffee cups keep going out of the Cs kitchen
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  right and he's really doing it it's a legitimate study but that's the most passive
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  aggressive thing I've ever heard anyone doing yeah right yeah it seems like you
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  just you could probably figure that out pretty easily yeah seems like he already
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  knows it he's just making a point yeah just put up one of those signs that
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  everyone seems to put up in yeah that's right office kitchens when something's
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  dis agreeable to them yeah um this is a
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  law that's uh from uh Rhode Island oh
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  yeah a state that I'll be in next week um a union can be considered invalid on
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  the grounds that the party is deemed to be collectively an idiot or
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  lunatic yeah so that's that's fair I guess that's why the Tea Party hasn't
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  really taken rot there yeah yeah yeah I thought that was uh was
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  pretty cool actually yeah um in France it is illegal to name a pig
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  Napoleon because that would be a that would be a slight to the French General
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  and Emperor MH MH um in this is everyone probably knows this already because it
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  was in the news in Russia Putin uh recently made it illegal to tell kids that gay people
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  exist what you've got a show don't tell they've got a I mean they're in
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  serious denial over there absolutely yeah I looked up uh this is actually I
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  started to look up this and then I was like you know what I don't know if I
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  want to read too much more about this because it's depressing but apparently
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  if you're if you're homosexual in Russia it is not good times for you at the
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  moment or probably ever so you want to get we live in Sydney and um it's one of
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  the most forward countries in the world count it's not even a country Dan one of
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  the most Forward Thinking cities in the world when it comes are gay rights and
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  um and gender equality but I think we forget that
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  there most of the world is still a bit iffy on the subject yeah yeah I agree I
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  mean we make jokes about it often but like I I do forget that there were
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  places in the world where people say stuff like that and they not J it's not
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  a joke that's right exactly right yeah yeah yeah same with um I mean we make
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  jokes about all sorts of stuff that uh that elsewhere in the world people
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  probably take really seriously I think it's very funny so sorry about that if
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  uh that's just how that's just how we deal with the sadness of the world
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  that's right we're not making fun of the victims of racism we're making fun of
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  the concept of racism yeah I would agree and sexism no that's okay C way it
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  doesn't exist Kan your oh yeah that's right oh yeah you we're off the hook
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  from that because it's like playing with a cat when you don't want to play with a
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  cat who cares no no no well I mean we we don't have to apologize to black people
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  anymore we still have to be careful of the gays yeah that's true unless Kaner
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  tells us that gender equality issues don't exist [ __ ] I really I want to
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  hear what he has to say about it I'll be honest I'd love to hear what Kanye West
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  has to say about that uh my final one I thought this was
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  interesting uh and again um it's got a
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  bit of a anti-gay tinge unfortunately uh
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  in Texas you can be married
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  uh in common law which means um in the state of Texas you are married but that
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  may not translate to anywhere else in the world or even other states um but
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  you can become married by common law by publicly introducing a person as your
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  husband or wife three times oh mhm so as
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  long as and you you've got to live together and everything but if you if
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  you live together and you announce to people three times that this is my wife
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  well that is that is your wife now that's a pretty cheap ceremony three
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  times in a row like a hip hiip hoay no no no it's just um if you told three
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  people that's your wife she is your wife yeah it actually says yeah you must um
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  you must um notify people that you are married to this person and apparently
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  the the rule of thumb is if they've if you've gone to the pub and introduced
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  the person as your partner three times then well that's legal she is yeah yeah
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  now apparently there and also you can also go to a law Clerk and have
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  paperwork done but you don't have to yeah right there eight like there's two
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  options um apparently they're in the process of changing that law uh in favor
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  of one that is more sensible is anti-gay it's got to be a woman or a man
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  depending yeah apparently they're rewording it because there was they want
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  their laws to be more discriminatory they're worried that g
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  wanding around getting married yeah this is my husband you can't do that well law
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  says I can so apparently unfortunately yeah they're changing it so they can
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  cover the that so not for the better no well it depends on I guess it depends on
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  on how prejudiced you are well not at all so no I didn't think so but that
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  said I'm going to go to France and get a pig and name a Napoleon yeah because
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  [ __ ] that Napoleon was the Hitler of his day and he gets way too much credit for
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  not being like that he gets credit for not being like
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  not being well like nobody goes oh [ __ ] you know Napoleon I mean not that you'd be
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  concerned about it now but people are still pretty concerned about Hitler
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  Napoleon's only 100 years earlier than Hitler yeah yeah I don't I don't have
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  any posters of Napolean you have posters of hit posters of Hitler no I just mean
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  he's not I mean he's not a role model
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  whoa that's not what I mean Jesus Matt
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  post Hitler wow that's not what I said
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  no that's exactly what you said no it's not I said all I said was I don't have
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  any posters of Napoleon that's all I said oh goodness just to just to swing
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  this around before we before we move on we started talking about Singapore's
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  crazy laws oh not so crazy laws about you know it being illegal not to flush a
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  toilet for example Y in Singapore it's also illegal to pee in an elevator well
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  it should be yes it should be and it it it's concerning that so many people were
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  doing it they had to make a specific law about it but not only
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  they went one step further and they made a law that every elevator has to be
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  equipped with a UD and that's a urine detection device what if you're in an
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  elevator and you piss it will detect it the elevator doors will shut and lock
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  and you will be trapped in there while the police are notified with your piss
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  oh my God yeah that's really interesting like they had a real problem with that I
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  guess a real problem wow that's interesting
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  well I mean it's it's just kind of part of their whole thing about being the
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  cleanest country imaginable yeah well I mean from what I've seen it's it's
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  worked so yeah because they're a borderline Nanny State on
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  CL well my jaw hit the floor when I heard what you said but I'm sure in days
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  of your it would have made more sense it seems so strange and I need to know the
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  score so I really got to ask are you sure that's a law are you sure that's a
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  yeah all right so um we we've I mean
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  talked a bit about um about the law and and also we touched on some gay stuff
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  yeah uh so we want a bit of gay news if only there was a way to combine those
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  two is there any gay legal news yeah well um you guys haven't heard this yet
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  but um I'm going to play the gay news jingle um oh now I just want to remind
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  you what the um the requested parameters for the for the jingle
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  were um okay yep y it was to be 920's upbeat that was Luke's request yeah um
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  Dan you said you wanted it to sound like Elton John El John y yep and I said I
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  wanted it to sound like sailor's [ __ ] so I've I've done my best all right so
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  it's beat 19
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  [Laughter]
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  [Music]
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  [Music] [Laughter]
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  um in um is that going to play every time we have gay
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  news cuz we have gay news a lot well it's the jingle then I'm hoping to hear
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  that a lot more as well right fine well if you don't want that as the jingle no
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  no I need I need suggestions from hoping to hear it all right good well then yes
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  I mean this is not like when Dave wrote that 10minute Opus and then insisted on
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  it being played every time as he would I'm sure would point
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  out where he here it was three minutes long
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  and it was very funny it was just long
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  um in in gay news um in Britain uh the
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  very first known same-sex prison wedding
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  has occurred um between two murderers uh and it's it's particularly
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  interesting uh be politically correct Matt by adding who just happened to be
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  gay he just happened to be gay not that it matters um an Infamous killer
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  what matters to gay news what matters is saying the words correctly I've got I've
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  caught your disease why start now an Infamous killer who strangled a gay man
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  has married a fellow murderer in the first known same-sex marriage inside a British
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  prison and I'll just intervene to say that that other guy that he's married is
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  also in prison for um homophobic crimes
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  that's right um uh one of the the the gentleman in question one of them is a
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  convicted uh child sex offender um and yeah he murdered a um a gay man
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  and uh and Goodwin was sentenced the other guy was sentenced to life behind
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  bars for gay bashing murdering somebody did the the gay guy that was murdered
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  what the guy that murdered the guy was it because he was gay or he just
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  happened to be gay well they mentioned that they all just happened to be gay
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  Luke come on PC it seems like yes they
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  were they were this under bashing takes
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  one to No One law yeah I guess so yeah it definitely says Goodwin one of the
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  other guy was sentenced to life behind bars for gay bashing and killing
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  somebody so and the other guy lured gays to his house like on list and then
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  murdered them yeah so it certainly seems
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  like yeah it's a case of they they hated
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  themselves for being gay murdered a bunch of gays went to prison and fell in
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  love but I love not only fell in love they bonded over the fact that they hate
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  gays and fell in love yeah it's great that they were able to maybe work it out
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  but would have be nice if it could have worked out in a better way I
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  agree yeah uh and so I mean gay marriage is legal over there um so there's
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  nothing funny about that like it's not unusual um in the UK uh but it's the
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  first one in a prison so that's the first official one in a prison I'm
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  pretty sure men have married other men in prison before a [ __ ] under common
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  law I think yeah there's quite a few recognized by the state uh Gallatin of
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  one of them one of the gentleman uh sounds like a robot name galanov I am
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  galanov he will be considered for parole next year and his parents said they were
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  very happy and proud of their son for getting married oh is he a nice boy no he bashes
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  and murders kids and gays yeah yeah yes he SE children and murdered some
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  you know yeah beggar can't be choosers hopefully they'll uh they sound made for
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  each other though don't they well [ __ ] I'm terrified what's going to happen if
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  they both get out I thought you're going to say if they have
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  kids and I thought we were going to no when they get out they SS like
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  they've come to terms with what they are right I don't think they're going to go
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  on a spree again yeah but they one of them was molesting children like well
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  hopefully the other one's like look I respect that but anytime you're going to
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  molest a child molest me instead oh well that's fine then that's what friends are
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  [Laughter] for so yeah so that's this week's game news I'm not going to play the jingle
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  again that could be a good uh you know like if your partner doesn't really feel
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  up for it tonight come on honey no I've got a headache oh well guess I'll go out
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