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What's In It For Me? – Back to the Future's Plot Hole & Rogue One TV · Multiple Nerdgasm

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we get a visual Boop I know how exciting is that coming into the 21st century I
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usually look at the spreadsheet during this though so this is actually not
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going to help me now cuz I'm going to click away should I turn myself off or
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do you want to look at me I'm going to leave it there just this is more so of a
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test of how it works all right I'll let you just test it then cuz I'm going to
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just be I'm not going to look at it I'm just hoping to see how the internet
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handles the video listeners we're uh we're experimenting this week well two
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of us are experimenting not cuz I don't have a camera you are you are watching
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Luke and I experiment though yes not for the first time
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welcome to multiple nerdgasm with your hosts Matt Luke and
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Dan multiple nerdgasm your guide to All
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Things
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nerdy we playing with some video yeah so things a little weird it's cuz we're
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looking at each other might be something that we might look at doing in the
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future might not be yeah although now we are just looking at Luke yeah I get
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distracted in Dan's eyes so I get distracted looking at Luke's
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dick ah yep that'll happen that's what that big blue thing at the bottom of the screen is
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MHM got that so was easy to uh Photoshop it's a different color every
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week well cuz you can just uh you can just chromy it out yeah y yeah don't do
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any visual gags cuz the listeners aren't going to get it yeah I know I won't do
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that anymore I've stopped looking so did I miss something did I miss a visual gag
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see this is the thing I'm so distracted now I'm usually reading the Articles
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we're discussing now I've got to I've got to keep Luke in the top Corner in
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case he does something funny you don't have to worry about that we just
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discovered that webcams are pretty well sold out everywhere yeah yeah look I I
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assume that fact is because everyone wants to chat with their family but um
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it could be that or it could just be that everyone's showing their tits now
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yeah I honestly believe it's because strippers can't really go to strip clubs
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anymore to parade around so now they've gone home they become how fuing old has
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Luke suddenly got he's 39 now and he's like like just parade around no clothes
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on yeah tit a Kimbo they go to Peacock parties with
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Randy Randy squirting all over the place
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I wonder how ry's doing these days I'm sure he's fine yeah he's fine he's fine
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I'm not I'm not too worried about how he's coping with all of
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this so I got a webcam on the way so I'll I'll be we have to convince Dan to
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buy one as well yeah it's kind of ironic that I don't have a camera cuz I've got
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a lot of cameras in this house yeah can't you hook up some [ __ ] insane
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camera to your laptop and make it work yeah yeah I'll just shoot myself in 6K
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with the black magic yeah exactly yeah want to see the
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paws not like your skin Paws not your cat's paws well sorry Charlie's Paws I
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guess dog dog yeah or I thought you were going to see you want to see the poor
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people that live in my house we've got these
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Poes we said no sight gags but audience you're you're missing out you're missing
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out that's not a gag that's just the cutest cat ever yeah who's now leaving
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me I Disturbed her too much now you know the listeners
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feel so what's been happening not a lot of news not a lot has anyone done
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anything at all I've done a lot of yard work and stuff around the house really
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yeah a lot what type of yard work well see here's the thing I should have
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considered this more but in this I I'm sure this happened in Sydney too you
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know leaves fall off the trees at a certain time of year and yes I'm in a
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situation where I'm literally [ __ ] surrounded by trees MH so once a year
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outside my house is just a [ __ ] disaster zone for until I go out and
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clean if you don't like leaves if you're fine with leaves it's okay right it's
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you I mean you got to leaves leaves get quite slippery yeah I thought maybe I
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could just leave them nah it's it's all it's pretty bad okay you got to you got
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to clean them up so I've been doing that I've been uh you got blow cleaning up
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leaves uh I just ordered uh you know you guys were hassling me about not spending
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any stimulus money I spent some y oh you've stimulated good you've stimulated
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Matt I bought myself stimulating that economy I bought myself a backpack leaf
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blower oh oh wow so is it petrol yeah or
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gas gas yeah I have a little electric one it's [ __ ] useless Matt in the
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Americas when something is actually gas operated not petrol operated what do you
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say I don't know like if you've got gas hot
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water yeah do people think that your hot water system runs on petral maybe
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natural gas I mean I know people who who do have gas yeah how do you how do you
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how do people know you're talking about the different type of gas that's a good
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question I don't know context must must be the only way I don't know we uh we
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have a client who's from New York and uh he
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constantly is surprised by actually the reverse of this the fact that in
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Australia we don't have different words for different things or even
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pronunciations he's baffled by the fact
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that we say the word patent as in like a
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a patent for a to sew a jacket and Patton Oswald and we say it the same way
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but that's his name yeah but in America
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they'd say Patton Oswald and pattern
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yeah yeah I get in meetings sometimes people people I have to talk slowly just
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not like doesn't happen that often but just every now and then I'll say a word
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and they're like what is that word you're saying I'm like oh yeah I really
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freaked a young Singaporean girl out once who you sure you want to tell this story
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Dan well I mean that's that's what she thought was happening I came over I got
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real close to her um looking at at her Monitor and said can you give me a
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sticky beak and she was like
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what oh what did she think you were talking
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about was I don't know what was going through her head and she certainly
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didn't know what I was asking for I think it was your dick Dan no no no I've
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got to go a different way I've got to think nose you want a nose job can I put my
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nose in oh s sticky beak yeah I don't
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know if people stay say sticky Bak here Matt I do know that you can't say that
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you get the shits because you people think you can I've been informed it's
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it's regional oh okay I think okay yeah that's the other thing with America is
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that it's like pretty diverse as far as
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regions go so I I've learned uh there's there's a few things in fact a few
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things I've said on here that I'm like oh they don't say that here and I've
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learned that in other areas they do so got it well it is sort of like the the
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middle of America is very different to the coast oh yeah oh yes like very
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different like different country pretty much and then you got the South as well
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yeah and to be fair to them they did try to become their own country and he just
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didn't let them yep and there are areas within those areas that are different
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too like if I mean Austin is not like Texas mhm no so Austin's sort of an Arty
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city is it yeah Austin's kind of like you know I get a feeling that Atlanta is
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not like the rest of Georgia either that might be true I don't think I've been
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all the podcasts I YouTubers that follow are all from
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Austin not from Austin from from uh Atlanta Atlanta yeah but when I think of
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Georgia I think of like Southern bell plan's house you know yeah diverse
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country we've got over here you sure do but I've been doing um I've been doing
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yard work like I said but I've also been doing some stuff around the house one of
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the things I've been trying to do is run [ __ ] wide ethernet to this room cuz
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I've got looking at how to do that as well yeah can you give me some pointers
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when you're finished uh yeah if I can uh if I can get it finished I will I figure
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you just knock a hole in the wall and just Cable in then knock a hole hole
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down a bit further and you're done the thing I'm having trouble with and
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honestly I guess if I had if I had done like a run through beforehand I would
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have realized this was going to be a thing uh the basement AKA Luke's room uh
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is where the cables run and I've run the cable to exactly below where I'm sitting
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right now so that it can come up through the wall uh except I've got to get it
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through the floor which would be slab concrete I'm guessing no no cuz I mean
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there's it's the there is a concrete slab that is in the spot where the it's
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hard it's going to be hard to explain so just know that can I just drill a hole
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through the ground I had to go yesterday and buy a right angle adapter for my
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drill to try and get it in the place where I need to drill a hole so oh God
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this is getting far too complicated a right angle adapter you're drilling
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around a corner yeah exactly so we we'll see how that goes I'm going to try and
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do that today so I'll report back next week but hopefully next week I'll be on
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a wired internet ethernet connection
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with my gigabit internet cool so jealous
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yeah but I'm moving I might I'm moving in a month's time yeah you bought a
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house and I'm I'm moving to a place that has fiber to the premise ooh does it
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already has it in the house already installed so wait you're both going to
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have houses oh great now I've got to buy a house just to be in the
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click it cost me a yeah I had one before but I don't have one now yeah you beat
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us before yeah you had one like a decade ago you bought one and then sold it
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again we haven't done that no yeah yeah cuz I was getting a divorce
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M I wasn't going to mention that
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but you both beat me to that
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y it'll get there man you'll get
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there thanks D been there
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done yeah so how far from your current house is your new house that you have
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bought um probably about 15 minutes oh that's all right it's so weird the house
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house we're moving to it's in New South Wales oh across the border Interstate
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commit Federal offenses bigger than the place we have now has like three toilets
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and cost about $300,000 less wow huh
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$100,000 per toilet yeah yeah except that you don't own the house you're
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currently in right no no we're just renting it does not cost any less for
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you than where you are no but it's just weird like the house that we're in now
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is quite small compared to where we're moving but if we were to buy this it be
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like 850,000 or something crazy are you moving to a really [ __ ] area is that it
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no canib is just really weird okay and and queen be and where we're going to
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it's just a really strange place with prices mhm I guess closer in is you know
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probably the price here right or is it not how it works it's just area wise
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it's sort of a bit area wise but there could be a price difference like a
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street over a couple hundred thousand I think the closer you are to the prime
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minister's house the more expensive I I could get to the prime
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minister's house in five minutes from here okay but then they see the thing is
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they changed Prime Ministers so not each house though it shifts
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wait is that true is is there like prime minister gets a house is there a White
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House equivalent you know what I didn't know that is there a house that they there's kirly
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house but the last few prime ministers have decided not to live there as far as
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I know h but yeah no there is a there is for the Prime Minister yeah yeah I would
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I'd be I'd be wary of I've been there committing to living in house that was
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for the Prime Minister considering how quickly Australians [ __ ] kick him out
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these days yeah you you wouldn't unpack everything would
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you the funny thing is is it's not like the Australians are kicking him out it's
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the other politicians who kick them out no that's what I mean though yeah yeah
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so back be like I'll probably just stay where I am hey see how this go yeah I'm
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going to become a new South Welshman again well even Trump didn't move into
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the White House right he doesn't live at the white house uh no I think he does I
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think he's I thought he elected to live in his own residence cuz he was like
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I've got a house that's better than the White House no no he he lives at the
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White House but Vanka and his son still live in New York because he goes to
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school oh okay okay and and it's costing Matt like a million dollars a day or
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something for that to happen yeah plus he owns a private island right
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maralago probably yeah in Florida private yeah I think
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it's literally within sight of Brian Epstein's Private
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Island yeah Jeffrey Epstein yes Brian EP his innocent
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brother yes Brian Epstein who is the producer of The Beatles
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um and a filthy p no absolutely not a p
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great guy yeah I know that was that was you know what you know what man you
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could be right Brian Epstein might well be a pedophile no no let's not do that
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let's stick to the real pedos that's what they want you to do
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come stick to me get a sticky
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beak um can I change gear for a sec or do you want to tell us more about your
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yard please do no no no I've just like I said I've just been doing stuff I'm
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feeling very uh very much like a a man who owns a home
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well you are very much you are stuck at home now aren't you I'm not stuck at
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home I got to wear a mask when I go out we did yesterday but we're not allowed
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out in peirs anymore really really yeah huh I mean people do because they're
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[ __ ] idiots there are [ __ ] idiots everywhere honestly listeners I'm just
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going to go on a quick di tribe so just bear with me um if you uh are one of
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those people who thinks you can just ignore the [ __ ] rules
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uh with this lockdown um write in and let me know why you think everyone else
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is wrong but you I'm I'm I'm serious WR in and help me
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understand well my biggest concern it's just a I mean it's so people don't die
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like really you you're not you're not going to you know help prevent the
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deaths of people that's weird you Noti that millions of other people are all
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kind of working together to get this over and you want to fly your [ __ ] kite do
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you and the thing is like people go I'm not sick so it's fine but you can still
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be a carrier yeah and be spreading it to
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everyone and yeah it's people just don't
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understand I think they un unfortunately they probably I do know that this week
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they yeah um we will make them understand uh the beach is opened in
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Australia apparently so that people could just you know do exercise or pass
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through or whatever and everyone just went laid down and sunbaked and so they
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were like well the beaches are now [ __ ] closed again you [ __ ] can't trust
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anybody what I have been doing however is I've been watching a lot of TV and uh
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it's been good to catch up on some stuff and this week I watched the greatest TV
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show that I think I've ever seen and that's devs okay Dev I love the [ __ ] out
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of this show mhm yeah I just it's just so good that I'm actually a little bit
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annoyed now because now I'm going to hold all other television to this
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standard and nothing's going to get there I don't know what to watch next
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cuz whatever it is is going to disappoint me now is it a comedy cuz I
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couldn't work it out to me it sounds like a comedy no no no I thought it was
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a comedy when I first saw it cuz I was like oh it's Nick Offman it'll be a
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funny show about I don't know nickman but he is not funny in this if if he
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normally is he's not he's [ __ ] miserable in it yeah [ __ ] hell is it is about like
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developers like prog in way yep let's
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start there and then just watch it okay yeah I I feel like telling you what it's
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about would and in fact the funny thing is about yes about three episodes in too
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I started thinking I don't know why they called this show devs I mean it's I get
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it they're devs but like is that's not and then you're like oh okay I get it I
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get it yeah yeah it's [ __ ] there's lay layers to this [ __ ] man honestly I
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might just watch this again from the start all way it's really good it's
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really good really thought-provoking on on a lot of levels like it touches on
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all sorts of stuff just about like all sorts of different topics just like uh
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politics uh philosophy just it's there's
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so much to it it's really good really
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good but it's it's
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entertaining like don't don't don't think it's just like oh it's just some
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think piece that I've got to really no it's just it's a great story yeah that's
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what I mean it's just really well done like on because like I said it's got all
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that stuff I mentioned but also it's fun to watch it's not like a SLO or anything it's
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no man I just couldn't stop watching like mhm would I like it yes I think so
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I think so yeah I think so it's it's I might give it a try then is it too much
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to give away to say that it's kind of sci-fi no I think that's fine remember
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those you can't spoil things for me I think it's becomes pretty obvious early
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on like cuz it it's got like a bit of uh yeah like sci-fi like bit of future Tech
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kind of stuff right from the from the outset you can tell something something
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oh this is like this is very futuristic kind of going on yeah it's about
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it's about a guy who works for a tech company and he gets a promotion mhm
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that's what pretty Co is what it's about yep so on the strength of that alone if
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that sounds good watch it and if you also want to get your mind blown right
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out of your [ __ ] skull you should watch it also cuz that will happen one
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thing this is not a spoiler uh this is just an interesting fact that I was like
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what the the kid in it yeah is a woman a
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girl I know I know Luke there is a there is a character that's a young boy and
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it's it's just played by a woman yep like the the actress is female the
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character is male and they don't there's like they're not transgender there's no
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mention of it it's just a boy played by a girl yeah and I had no [ __ ] idea
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like the and I was like huh add that to the [ __ ] list of mind-blowing things
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about this show I Googled it at one stage cuz I was like
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it's a pretty cute little
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boy and I goog and I was like [Laughter]
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pH no cuz we got to the end and we were like [ __ ] man that was that was great
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and we were like everyone yeah who was it cuz uh there was someone in it that I
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was like the [ __ ] were they in I can't remember oh oh because the main
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character is from X makina yeah because it's written and directed by Alex
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Garland yeah but I didn't realize like Lily the girl in it is the other yeah
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well they've done everything to make this beautiful woman as unattractive as
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possible for this show sure yeah she's so beautiful in X marer
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and she's so unattractive in this it's bizarre but yeah so we're looking up
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stuff and Jenna was like wait a minute Lyndon is a girl and I was like Oh I
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thought I guess they never really brought up and she's like no no no he it
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is a boy in the show but the actress it's a act by a woman yeah yeah and I
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was just like oh huh interest like that's and apparently it's because he
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wanted the character to be like this kind of perfect like boy and then they
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couldn't find one like woman let's look at some girls yeah is that maybe going
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to lead up to something in the future seasons very surprised if there's more
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spil this is a self-contained story no no no well it's a self-contained story
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yeah and in fact if if they offer Alex Garland a second season I hope he spits
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in their face yeah or no you can't you can't just don't do it you no here's the
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thing you could and I'm very worried that they might but I hope they don't oh
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by the way it's completely different yeah but how could it be
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exactly yeah the uh a little while ago a couple of years ago even on this podcast
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when we all watched Mad Max Fury Road and um we all loved it and we were
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saying how what we love about Mad Max is that each film is just a different kind
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of tall tale about Max um but that it's so obvious now that because it's you
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know the 21st century and the last Mad Max had shes they on in it and she was
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like really cool and everyone liked it the next one is definitely also going to
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be about her and guess what it is yeah it's a sh is it a Mad Max movie or is it
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about her I think at this stage it's likely to just be about
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her okay we'll see on the one hand
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Furious is cool character on the other hand I kind of liked that thing about
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Mad Max so exactly yeah weird they can't help
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themselves no they can't well he's got to get the [ __ ] money from somewhere
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that's the thing yeah that's true so if that's what people want that's what the
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studios are going to demand from him yep devs has Allison pill in it Luke and I
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know you like her I do I've liked her recently
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in I liked her last night
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actually in what cars peard oh
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peard I am speed I didn't know she was in Picard
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actually Cruz Ramirez I guess no I'm kidding if you um Luke have you seen an
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old movie called dear Wendy dear Wendy I can't say that I have put that on your
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list it's about a deer named Wendy it's a hunting movie yeah it is a
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hunting movie it's about a bunch of nerds who decide to feel a bit more
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empowered at school uh and around town um they'll carry around guns and it's
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just kind of about what happens to them group and it's great sounds interesting
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it is interesting Wendy all right all right I might look into that and look
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into has Adon pill yeah that's why I'm talking about it Y and Bill Pullman oh
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Bill Pullman his career went nowhere
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he's doing the cner yeah the C is great
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yeah and then just disappeared oh season 3 is not released here yet is it is it
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all out there can get it from I I think it's all out yeah where where have we
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decided to start saying we get things from now that Italy is not a place
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anyone would likely go oh yeah um
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Tortuga okay yes yes I'm going to I'll go to
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Tortuga toruga I might see if I can find D Wendy
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on a site before I look at Tortuga yeah oh there's no
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complete sin season 3 oh maybe it's not all out I'm not sure maybe that's what
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it is could be hey Luke uh I hear that
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despite the global pandemic Tom Nook is still being a greedy little [ __ ] he
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really is [ __ ] no respect for but now he's also brought his kids in on the
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deal I I I heard see I'm still resisting this game despite everyone's attempts to
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[ __ ] lure me in good I've purchased it I've played for about 30 seconds has
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got my Island and then Hannah has just taken it over okay well see that's fine
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as long as like you're getting your money's worth or she's getting your
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money for you know what I mean yeah it's it's probably the game that's been
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played the most on the switch and I've just quite a few she it's probably her
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money let's be honest
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yeah it's no it came out of Luke's allowance yeah she's be getting pointed
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from our fans so dary's been helping her out with the game that's that's the
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thing dar's like oh you know I can help you out with it and I was like oh God
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stop tempting me I really want to play it but I I shouldn't I've got so many
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games cuz it's so I know it's time consuming I know it is cuz that is a
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grindy game yeah yeah I I grind on that little raccoon it's a game designed to
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suck your time suck your time man I've been uh I've been
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that's why I've been playing short games I've been playing short Little Indie
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Games I I've you know the other day I I think a couple of weeks ago I was saying
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that i' played rust uh Rusty Lake uh hotel and then Rusty
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lak's [ __ ] prime or whatever it is anyway I'm now playing Rusty Lake no no
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R Rusty Lake Roots is the is that the one that's on the
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island they're the forest uh no that's Rusty
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Lake hold on let me open up Ste that's that's the one I'm playing right now
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which is the third one that I've played in this short time um they're [ __ ]
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good man and uh Rusty Lake Paradise is on the
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island okay Rusty Lake Roots
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is like this dynastic family story that
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just kind of spans the entire Victorian
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era and uh just [ __ ] death and creepy
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[ __ ] and coolness it's it's it's great um yeah they make some good [ __ ] it's
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really good but the other one that I'm playing currently is the
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door yes I've played that oh man I'm up
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to chapter 4 which I started today um this is [ __ ]
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great yeah for for such it's got very simple Graphics like very like pixel art
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but but like very simple pixel art almost like one it is it it is Police
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quest one level yeah but it doesn't matter no like it tells the story just
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fine it tells a great emotive story and a couple of times it startled me yeah
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yeah it's creepy yeah yeah yeah it's a good game oh man uh I've got season 2
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that I haven't played yet I realized oh was there a season two okay getting
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there too here we go really hope they start porting these to Xbox uh yeah they
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could I guess cuz it's just you know it's all just you click on things so in
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theory it could work it's I hate clicking on things on the
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Xbox yeah yeah I'm glad I played Divinity on my on this PC instead of on
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on the Xbox cuz
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I season two yeah yeah and the other thing about is that because I'm you know
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usually a console gamer but I'm on my
28:45
computer more so it makes sense especially when I'm working from home to
28:51
do a bit of work and then just close that window and just open up steam and
28:56
just give myself a little half an hour reward yeah then close that go back to work yep
29:02
do some work yeah close that open up a private tab
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in y i i want to know what you were going to say then Matt well I was going
29:15
to say what you type in I was going to say go to uh Invader V's twitch Channel
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but then I realized we didn't talk about that on this episode no that was just
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you telling us about it off air well no Luke brought it up right cuz
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we were talking about the cams and the cam girls and all that kind of stuff
29:32
yeah all right fine inv V was begging for money on the internet that's that's
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what I'm talking about and if you can't afford to give her $5 you got to get off
29:40
your ass and get a job yeah there's a twit it's a twitch streamer called
29:44
Invader V and she's a young lady that's quite popular cuz you know cuz she's
29:49
pretty and she had to go at her viewers
29:55
for not giving her money and they said she said I think that's the first time
29:58
she's had a go him before unfortunately there's a lot of this going I think it's
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probably because people are you know need money right now so she well look
30:08
her her Discord handle is is on here why don't we why don't we link her in
30:14
and the opportunity God no did you listen to her Rand I don't want I don't
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want to talk to her of course not but yeah she said if you can't
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afford to pay her five bucks a month then you should not be watching her
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should be going and getting a job because it's not that much Mone does
30:31
know she doesn't have a real job yeah her job I assume is showing her tits on the
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internet yeah yeah anyway that's what
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that was about yeah well speaking of the the the pandemic though Tom kns
30:48
increased [ __ ] interest or no reduced the interest rate in the bank in Animal
30:52
Crossing which is kind of I I read these articles and I was like what the [ __ ]
30:56
this game is so weird so you can deposit your turnips right
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it's turnips it's been a while been a while since I played the other one you
31:05
guys play some weird it play real weird games animal crossing right you Bells
31:11
sorry Bells is the the currency the turnip thing I guess was in New Leaf
31:16
anyway I don't remember there's a bank run by the nooks the NOS of
31:23
raccoons and they're criminals do you know anything about
31:28
a damn thing this is not going to make any sense and I don't know how to make
31:32
it make sense Tom no is like a Mafia
31:36
Boss who will keep giving you loans that you have to repay pay back to him yeah
31:42
so the I haven't played the new game so I can't speak to it but in the previous
31:47
game right the premise is you turn up that the the game is you get to this new
31:53
location where you've moved and you're greeted by this raccoon and his name's
31:57
Tom no and he's like welcome we heard you were coming uh we've built you a
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house to live in and and now you owe me
32:05
$300,000 so uh you can start by working in my shop as a slave until you've paid
32:12
that back and then and then if you play games to me that's cool you pay him off
32:18
and then he goes thank you I've now built you an extension you ow me
32:22
$300,000 put a second floor in the house for you oh that's that's going to be
32:26
expensive so see at 9:00 a.m. tomorrow for your next shift but apparently in
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the new game there's a bank where you deposit your money and you're supposed
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to get interest and they just cut all the interest which I which is just I I
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assume it's for like balancing the game or something like that but just the fact
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that they did this during the [ __ ] pandemic is just so funny to me like you
32:48
can't they cut the interest they're paying not the interest you repay back yeah
32:53
oh so oh that's a bit rough it's just such a weird meta thing is just like oh
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got to cut the interest back on these [ __ ] fake this fake money in this
33:04
game um so I've just Googled Invader V
33:08
uh to find out who the [ __ ] this person is all well and good uh exactly what I
33:14
was expecting can you guys just scroll down to cell 70 of the spreadsheet and
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just click on this website and um I now
33:23
know where the designer of our logo got the ins
33:29
for said logo well now I'm
33:34
distracted sorry
33:37
sorry anyway speaking of uh [ __ ] on the
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internet uh Matt while while you were
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away one week Luke and I uh discussed uh
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Michaela Spielberg daughter of Steven
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Spielberg who has become interet um and then on the episode I actually
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think this might have been the after party um so if you don't know what long
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time looking for videos we looked for
34:07
this content and we couldn't find it um have you never found it no I haven't and
34:14
I want to know Luke if you kept looking or if you found it because I immediately
34:17
forgot to even think about it ever again no I just gave up on
34:22
it yeah but we started to think perhaps it's not even true right have you seen
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it Matt no no because I didn't look
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because I was thinking I don't want to see a woman who looks like Steven
34:36
Spielberg naked I'll be honest well for starters she's
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adopted okay yeah all right she's I was like as soon as I said that I was like
34:48
he's going to bring up Bryce Dallas Howard for sure because you know I like her I
34:54
didn't even think of that I didn't even think of that she looks you know you
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know I like her and you know I've seen Ron Howard so so it doesn't always work that way
35:05
hey speaking of Ron Howard except not really but if I could just use this as a
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quick segue um the guy who took over
35:15
Rogue one after Gareth Edwards was sacked yeah is doing the Rogue one
35:21
spin-off and I don't know how I feel about that yeah so the the TV show The
35:26
Cass andle show yeah yeah I work entitled Rogue
35:32
2 well it's better than my idea of Rogue one two I don't know if it is yeah I
35:38
feel like yours is better cuz I I feel I don't know how how you guys feel about
35:43
this but I feel that even if Gareth Edwards needed someone to come in and
35:46
kind of tied it up a bit and you know smooth out some rough edges Rogue onean is his
35:52
film like it has has because of it's not
35:58
I don't know I guess we don't know how much cuz they kept it quiet with that
36:02
whole thing so how much is actually his and what's not all I know is the trailer
36:07
came out before this new guy had come on and everything in that trailer was [ __ ]
36:13
magnificent I know what you're saying not in it though yeah most of it most of
36:18
it was cut but uh and what we got was a great movie yeah I know I know such
36:24
a I did really like it I I mean there are there is stuff in it like I've done
36:29
a rewatch and I'm like there's stuff in there that it just doesn't a doesn't
36:34
make any sense and be shouldn't be there like that [ __ ] slug thing that that
36:38
oh yeah go his mind and it's supposed to make him crazy but then it just doesn't
36:42
then it just doesn't yeah and they never mention it again and then when they they
36:46
they like oh they they use the slug on him and they're like he's telling the
36:50
truth and then far is like a he's still probably lying it's like you just cut
36:54
that whole thing out it's [ __ ] pointless move on yeah did like did not
36:59
need to be in the film at all except they show him being a bit crazy later on
37:02
so they're like well that's not going to make sense yeah so I don't know is it's a
37:07
little bit of little bit of mess in there I think from all the editing is
37:11
what I'm assuming that is yeah I know it's still I it's probably the best
37:16
Rogan's still the best spin-off movie been apart from Caravan of Courage I
37:22
think R of Gage yeah yeah I think but
37:27
it's I I think it's better Rogue onean I liked Force awakens better probably but
37:31
I think Rogue one is the second best movie they've made like during the
37:36
Disney era my four favorite Star Wars
37:39
movies are Star Wars Empire Rogue one
37:44
and force awakens not necessarily but just all the four of those are
37:51
just magnificent that's the ones I probably agree with
37:55
that oh
37:59
obviously watch solo again because when I
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watched uh the rise of Skywalker again
38:07
it didn't really hold up and uh
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so yeah SOLO was pretty good yeah I remember enjoying it I'm not going to
38:19
comment I really did not like solo okay I think possibly because my expectations
38:25
were in the toilet and it was not that bad maybe that's why I enjoy I was like
38:30
oh this doesn't this doesn't make me want to kill myself did you tune out the
38:34
second Han started speaking wook no it's because Luke still thinks
38:39
Chewy was eating people what that's I
38:45
still think that was a thing yeah that is weird cuz I'm playing to
38:49
feed it to the wook feed it to the monster
38:54
yep I mean and he speaks why does he speak w and then never speaks it
39:00
again yeah that was pretty what I what I did like about rise of Skywalker and I
39:05
can't quite remember I think it might have been Finn but someone doesn't speak R2
39:11
unit and uh I found that refreshing because everyone can always just
39:16
understand them yeah in all the other movies but in in in this at some point
39:20
somebody said oh he says this and translates for him yeah doesn't he I
39:26
think Finn does that in Force awakens at some point too right bb-8's like
39:30
chattering at him and he's like I don't speak that ah sure yeah yeah I think
39:35
yeah and he gives like the thumbs up of his little light but but what a great
39:40
scene yeah it's great yeah out of my way Bo he's speaking a speaking of movies
39:44
there was an article this week and I am a little I I don't understand why this
39:50
was even really a thing so Back to the Future right I I completely agree with
39:55
the rider on this one yeah I feel like this is self-explanatory and I'm not
39:59
even sure how this turned into a thing except celebrities talking some pretty
40:03
interesting people waiting on this yeah hey let's not it's been slow news week
40:09
that's also true let's not do that thing where we don't say what we're talking
40:13
about right so it started because it started because James gun's been doing
40:18
he's been on Twitter chatting to people and he's been doing live watches of
40:22
Guardians movies and stuff like that and he was posting lists of movies right
40:27
like is the best action movies in his opinion best thriller blah blah blah and
40:32
one of them was just I think it was just perfect movies five perfect movies right
40:37
M and he included Back to the Future and
40:41
then he said it could be imperfect and then in Brackets why don't mom and dad
40:46
remember Marty but I would still argue it's a perfect film blah blah blah and
40:50
then Chris Pratt replied to him and said maybe they do remember him but not as
40:54
Marty as Calvin and when Marty returns to the present day it could have been
40:57
years since his parents would have said H our kid looks like that guy we knew
41:02
back in high school kind of thing so maybe that does did come up at some
41:05
point we just never saw it but then the screenwriter came out and said why would
41:11
they remember yeah what he look like do you remember every kid was at your high
41:16
school for 4 days 30 years ago I don't remember what any of them look like
41:22
anymore I did an exercise right I thought back to who are my best friends
41:26
in in high school and can I accurately recall what they looked like and I don't
41:32
think so no yeah especially people I didn't know that well like I don't think
41:39
I remember like yeah he met them for 4 days right and sure he was
41:45
memorable well he points out that maybe some at some point in the 80s when they
41:51
heard about Calvin Klein the designer they went H we knew a guy called Calvin
41:54
Klein but that's that's where it would have stopped M yes and it's not like today where
42:01
people take photos of everything you'd have a record of it yes exactly right
42:05
but James gun even came back and was trying to say like oh maybe uh maybe the
42:10
the SpaceTime Continuum protects Itself by not letting people remember and the
42:14
writer has just gone no man it's it's way simpler than that they just don't
42:18
remember well the other thing he says too the riter was like you're not born
42:22
looking like that and it was their child who then grew up and just looked like
42:27
what he looked like so they would never have really thought about it not only
42:31
that we know there's a connection they
42:34
have no idea to even make those two things have anything to do with each
42:41
other yes but I do remember Family Guy making fun of it many years ago oh
42:46
really what did they do so of like just pointing out that hey
42:50
like it's funny that our son looks like
42:52
that guy back then I mean look if he was
42:57
after events then think could George MF
43:02
was like why you know yeah why does my son look like Calvin although even I
43:08
guess yeah even if it was like he still would have had to wait 18 later he might
43:13
be like honey you uh you heard from Calvin in the last you know 20 years cuz
43:19
how's Marty is supposed to be in that movie like 18 I think yeah so be 18 it'd
43:25
be 18 years ago did you you see Calvin 18 years ago any chance but also I can't
43:29
imagine George McFly ever having the balls to say anything no yes certainly
43:34
not the first time around no so I think it probably just would
43:38
have been left
43:41
unsaid yeah anyway that's uh
43:45
resolved I think Perfect movie it is pretty good they kind of screwed up good movie
43:52
the thing you know the the time travel stuff with the later ones but whatever
43:57
yeah Back to the Future they still good movies they're fun movies to just Chuck
44:01
on y loved them used to watch them when I was clean in my room as a kid you
44:06
Chuck one one yeah and they they don't insult your intelligence yes it's not
44:13
necessarily [ __ ] science accurate time travel no but very few films are
44:19
like Looper for example oh don't even don't even yeah I know I know I was I
44:24
did that on purpose I'm sorry
44:29
do we want to talk about tits again I love talking about
44:35
tits gole uh Google Microsoft Microsoft introduced this feature to Bing that
44:42
would show you uh trending image searches like if you search for shutter
44:47
stock who thought that was a good idea well there's so many funny things
44:53
about this yeah it it was a a Tren tring images on shutter stock it would show
44:59
like a a carousel of of the the images
45:04
and they had to shut it off because of course they did for some reason and the
45:09
funniest thing about this is that the images are generally okay except for
45:14
there's two that are not but people would search just type in a search for
45:19
Shutterstock and it would come up with a top trending images on Shutterstock and
45:23
uh the descriptions let me I'll just read you some descriptions here mhm
45:26
mature mom and young son stock footage
45:30
video little girl peeing video well I mean it's hard to misinterpret that one
45:36
big tits
45:41
video girl take off panties mhm boy
45:47
erection and then technology but so apart from okay so the
45:52
mature m young son it's just a picture of a m and her kid right it's just given
45:57
it's just got this provocative title clearly intentionally yeah the little
46:01
girl ping is actually apparently a photo of a little girl peeing which I mean
46:07
that's weird but it's not I mean I guess maybe there's a
46:12
reason you would want a stock photo of that well I also think that's only
46:15
sexual if you make it sexual exactly and yeah exactly because of the context of
46:21
this article because right next to it is one that says big tits with a bird yeah
46:26
yeah it's a bird right so it's kind of giving it that context uh and then the
46:31
girl taking off panties is what it says but it's kind of shot art you know in an
46:37
artsy way and it's clearly supposed to be for a commercial or something boy
46:41
erection is a kid and his dad putting up a
46:46
tent and then the technology one is uh is just stock footage yeah but so
46:51
they've had to disable the feature because that's just weird look
46:55
Shutterstock is notorious for this I'm on shutter stock nearly every day and um
47:01
see why in fact that was on there yesterday right and um looking for
47:04
little girls p no but I'm I'm currently doing an uh southeast Asia remake of an
47:11
American Commercial and because we can't shoot anything at the moment it has to
47:15
be sto right um and so um I typed in and
47:21
they they want a shot where it's two little girls and they're trying to sleep
47:26
in one keeps waking up the other so I typee in Asian sisters in bed
47:33
[Laughter] right never type that in just never type
47:38
that in you got to you got to wait through a lot of Filth even onut even on
47:43
Shutterstock let me uh [ __ ] hell okay let me yeah hold on
47:49
do do I need to engage my VPN I'm not going to send you a shutterst link I'm
47:54
going to uh it's it's it's literal porn it's not shut you can't you can't get
48:00
this stuff on shut I typed it into nude Hub nude Hub I don't know I'm not I
48:06
can't get I can't access any of them oh of course
48:10
H you live in a nanny State yeah I live in a state with your
48:17
nan I'm I'm on sh stock at the moment my God these things are
48:22
expensive well it's for corporate use generally yeah yeah and if you if you
48:28
commercial license for it it's even it's
48:30
even more like a 10c video of 4K is $250
48:35
and that's us doll too most likely God Productions spend a lot of
48:40
money on things yeah I was always amazed when I first started doing location
48:44
stuff I was [ __ ] Amazed by how much they pay people just to shoot in their
48:47
living room for a day I'll tell you uh they don't pay so much no more there's
48:53
been a massive drop off in the last five or so is of what people are willing to
48:58
pay and I think it's got to do with the fact that there's like social media influencers
49:05
putting content on YouTube for free and so now everyone just thinks things
49:09
should be free yeah so they can't get the
49:14
money yeah well they pay like I mean there's been scenarios where you know we
49:19
set that Garage on fire once that was [ __ ] awesome they got a lot of money
49:23
right and really the only thing that we like some of the paint kind of bubbled
49:30
so that had to be repaired and the [ __ ] production company paid for that
49:33
anyway and they got like I I can't even remember it was it was like five figures
49:39
that what they got paid just for a day of that so and now now I get say a
49:45
$20,000 budget for a high-end commercial that they say oh it's only going on the
49:51
internet that's why we don't want to pay as much and it's like you know your
49:54
[ __ ] computer has a higher resolution than your TV right
49:57
and you realize more people are probably going to see it on the internet than on
50:00
your television why you're putting it online uh I've just sent something to
50:04
the uh to the WhatsApp this was my search results for um young Asian sisters on
50:10
bed God [ __ ] hell
50:17
right where is it WhatsApp in
50:21
WhatsApp wow what'sapp so you have to send me a copy of this commercial
50:27
finish you yeah you'll be very disappointed cuz I eventually did find
50:34
what I was looking for oh well that's a
50:41
shame so yeah mic Microsoft's turned off that feature now not surprised they've
50:47
been forced to mhm because apparently shutter stock is why do they give them
50:51
titles like that that's so [ __ ] stupid yeah cuz the thing with well now
50:55
when you click on those link links they' have changed the titles oh have
51:00
they yeah right what I don't understand is the whole thing about shutter stock
51:04
is you want it's not like clickbait where you weren't going to click on
51:09
anything you're searching for stuff you want it to be as accurate as as it
51:13
possibly can be like are they thinking we want people who are looking for porn
51:18
to accidentally come and spend $1,000 on [ __ ] stock footage the [ __ ] blue
51:23
tipped tufted tit Mouse yeah like wanted corn but I've got
51:27
this and this is pretty nice yeah who boys erection video now when I click on
51:33
that link it's Caucasian dad and son assembling tent on holiday Outdoors it's
51:39
very specific he hard just not featured in this
51:43
[Laughter]
51:47
video it's it reminds me of uh 10 years
51:51
and a little bit ago searching for music tracks on Library
51:58
Muses when were no rules they basically used to be able to say this sounds like
52:04
aavid Bowie song So if you needed something that sounded like a David
52:07
Bowie song you would you would search David Bowie and all the tracks that
52:10
sounded like him came up and then uh then they were like you can't do that so
52:15
now you have to okay um' 70s Space Rock
52:20
you know yeah giant burning ball of gas
52:24
person yeah that's right yeah and hopefully the algorithm will
52:30
figure out what you mean by that dance fancy
52:36
dance we uh we owe a lot to Al Gore for coming up with the
52:41
algorithm on the internet that he invented yeah uh got some sad
52:47
news yeah Luke um I'd like to nominate someone for Geek of the week if you
52:52
don't mind uh I I'll I'll you're allowed to this is you're allowed to nominate
52:57
you're allowed to nominate someone as long as long as you weren't involved in
53:00
their death you're allowed to nominate sure okay okay thanks for stipulating it
53:04
hasn't it hasn't been a problem so far I don't need to redact any but uh it's
53:09
good to know for the future uh the the person I like to nominate for Geek of
53:12
the week this week is an actor called Malcolm Dixon you might not know the
53:18
name but you've definitely in some short
53:24
films um you've definitely seen his performance in willly woner and the
53:29
Chocolate Factory Flash Gordon Time Bandits The Dark Crystal Labyrinth
53:36
Willow and even the goodies playing the
53:40
[ __ ] in each of those Productions I like it literally his role in Flash
53:46
Gordon dwarf dwarf yeah he was a goblin
53:50
in Labyrinth awesome yeah y he hasn't
53:55
done a lot of acting since 1997 in fact
53:58
none no guess of that either um in fact
54:03
several of these roles uh are uncredited
54:07
so uh right you know he in there in a big group of dwarves in Willy won and
54:13
the Chocolate Factory and then another big group in Willow but uh also his most
54:18
recent film the 1997 which is what 21
54:21
years ago uh is called a witch's way of love
54:26
and it he plays Merlin and I kind of want to see that
54:31
now does sound interesting wait Ren Vanessa parody in it Jean
54:38
Renault is in it oh okay okay maybe I do want to watch French film
54:44
yeah and he's actually credited quite High old Malcolm
54:48
Dixon yeah this could be good well could
54:52
be yeah I mean it might not be Michelle
54:57
F or Michael f is very skilled in computers and he goes to Paris to meet a
55:02
very important person to discuss a contract who wrote this but Michael was
55:07
born on a special astral date upon arriving in Paris he meets morgane and
55:13
her son ah let's see where this is G morgane is a witch she is beautiful she
55:19
is good and she needs Michael to save her son from Evil Powers oh yeah okay
55:25
sure yeah yeah I'm going to I'm going to pass on this probably won't watch this
55:28
are you going to pass on the movie or on allowing Malcolm Dixon to be geek of the
55:32
week I'm going to pass on the movie I'm going to allow him to be geek of the
55:36
week okay he played Ewok Warrior yeah that's true
55:40
uncredited uncredited it say as Malcolm Dixon right that means he got in he was
55:46
credit and he was also did the voice of Ewok warrior in Star Wars Battlefront
55:50
game oh did he what there you go oh yeah in 2004 huh yeah
55:56
oh okay so he's done a bit of he's done a bit of Voice work well it says archive
56:01
footage which means they probably just yed it from the movie and they probably
56:04
had to credit all of the people who were Ewok because I don't know that they're
56:08
going to be able to say oh that Ewok voice that's dubbed over at that exact moment is this
56:14
guy yeah he was also in a documentary about
56:18
Terry gillams films hold time banet I've not seen that in a very long time maybe
56:24
that one I will question but I also kind of don't it's not going to be anywhere
56:31
as good as I yeah I've thought it was good when I first watched it I would have been
56:37
I I watch Bandits on um on a on a barge
56:42
to Amsterdam when I was very very young right is that when your dad made the
56:49
announcement yes it's that exact trip
56:55
yeah
57:56
and uh yeah have you asked him you going to
58:03
tell someone a story and then you're like that probably didn't happen that
58:06
yeah that that's what it was it was somebody was talking about [ __ ]
58:09
announcements on boats or something and I went you know what my dad and then as
58:13
soon as I started to say it I was like did not happen Danny not the way you
58:17
remember like I have a weird memory of being when I was very young I'm not sure
58:23
exactly how young is in Australia so prob I don't know maybe around 10 maybe
58:28
a bit younger we went to this [ __ ] remember the Teddy Bears Picnic thing
58:31
they used to do yes you guys yeah yes and I was riding my bike through the
58:37
yeah through the through the woods there woods but yeah uh and I kind of got lost
58:44
and I have this weird memory of there being like a building like kind of in
58:48
the middle of a clearing there and just some dude being there smoking a
58:53
cigarette and I'm me being like hey can you help me get back to the teddy bear
58:56
picnic and him being like what's in it for me and just ignoring
59:02
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