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My dog ate a whole box of crayons. · Johnjay & Rich On Demand

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  Speaker 1: All right, Rich.
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  Speaker 2: Today is national what?
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  Speaker 3: What?
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  Speaker 4: Well, today is National Main Character Day, which I think
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  Speaker 4: we are covering in horoscopes.
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  Speaker 5: Yes.
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  Speaker 4: And who could be more of a main character than Aaliyah?
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  Speaker 6: Not very many. There's a few out there, though.
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  Speaker 4: It's also National TV Dinner Day, which, you know, that
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  Speaker 4: was my whole childhood. Salisbury steak. National Swamp Idea Day.
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  Speaker 4: And this is great. And I think we need to
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  Speaker 4: dig ours up. It's National School Picture Day. I think
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  Speaker 4: we need to post our school pictures.
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  Speaker 7: I feel like we just posted those. Back to school.
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  Speaker 4: We did back to school. But today is National School
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  Speaker 4: Picture Day.
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  Speaker 2: Right.
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  Speaker 4: So we should post our best school pictures. Of which
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  Speaker 4: I guess Kyle hasn't done.
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  Speaker 7: No, she does.
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  Speaker 8: We posted them a month ago. Her first day of school.
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  Speaker 8: We all posted our first day of pictures.
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  Speaker 5: I didn't have my first day of school picture, but
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  Speaker 5: I had my school picture.
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  Speaker 4: Well, anyway, that's what it is.
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  Speaker 7: Candice, good morning. You're on the air.
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  Speaker 2: How are you?
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  Speaker 7: What's up?
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  Speaker 9: Good morning.
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  Speaker 10: Hey, you guys.
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  Speaker 11: I just wanted to call in to invite you to
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  Speaker 11: my wedding.
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  Speaker 12: I'm getting married on 1010 up in Cave Creek. And
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  Speaker 12: we're going to have a taco bar, like buffet, photo booths,
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  Speaker 12: like Western style if you want to wear your boots.
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  Speaker 12: But we're going to have lots of different kinds of
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  Speaker 12: music and it's going to be a good time.
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  Speaker 7: Hey, I'm telling you right now. I'm looking at my calendar.
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  Speaker 13: 10-10.
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  Speaker 7: I am the veil. I am the veil.
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  Speaker 14: And I'm loving the Western style. I have these super
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  Speaker 14: cute red cowboy boots.
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  Speaker 7: And I love a taco bar.
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  Speaker 1: Okay.
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  Speaker 4: Well, you have a mechanical bull.
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  Speaker 5: That sounds dreamy.
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  Speaker 6: Oh, a mechanical bull.
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  Speaker 11: You know, there might be one nearby.
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  Speaker 2: Uh-huh.
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  Speaker 12: Because it is Cave Creek.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, yeah.
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  Speaker 4: So we don't have one at the wedding.
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  Speaker 6: Oh, at Denims and Diamonds or whatever?
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  Speaker 7: You have a real bull. Hey, where's the venue in
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  Speaker 7: Cave Creek? Savannah? Savannah?
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  Speaker 15: It's right there.
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  Speaker 11: It's right behind Frontier Town.
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  Speaker 12: It's called Arizona Rustic Weddings.
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  Speaker 4: Oh, cool.
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  Speaker 6: If you know where El.
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  Speaker 12: Encanto is, the Mexican restaurant, it's right across the street.
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  Speaker 7: Hey, that sounds great.
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  Speaker 12: Yeah, so we'll have a margarita machine and, yeah, drinks and, yeah.
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  Speaker 7: Is the wedding happening there, too, and the reception? Like,
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  Speaker 7: all of it happening right there?
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  Speaker 16: Yes.
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  Speaker 1: Well, that'd be kind of fun.
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  Speaker 4: And tell us about who you're marrying. What's going on there?
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  Speaker 11: So his name is Chad. We've been together for five years.
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  Speaker 12: I actually met him because he lives at the same
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  Speaker 12: apartment complex as my brother and they were friends first.
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  Speaker 11: He has a pool cleaning business, so he stays busy
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  Speaker 11: all year round. But we got engaged almost a year
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  Speaker 11: ago up in Prescott and we've just we're so looking
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  Speaker 11: forward to the celebration and just having a great time
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  Speaker 11: with all of our friends and family.
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  Speaker 12: And of course you guys, if you're available.
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  Speaker 7: Well, thank you for inviting us. Can you hold on
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  Speaker 7: so we get more of the details?
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  Speaker 4: Hold on.
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  Speaker 14: And Rich, the bar with the mechanical bull is Buffalo chip.
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  Speaker 6: And I think it's like right in Cape Creek. So yeah,
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  Speaker 6: after the wedding, you got to go hit the country bar.
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  Speaker 4: I'm already injured. Might as well.
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  Speaker 6: Just tear the other meniscus. You'll be fine.
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  Speaker 7: So if I'm being real, Cave Creek's a little bit
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  Speaker 7: of an inconvenience.
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  Speaker 4: How so? Just outside of the bubble?
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  Speaker 8: It's a long drive. Like the last time we all
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  Speaker 8: went to a wedding, it was downtown and that was okay. Now,
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  Speaker 8: I'd be open to Cave Creek, but it's funny because
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  Speaker 8: I was like, boy, it's so inconvenient.
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  Speaker 7: And then, this is awesome. Guess what?
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  Speaker 8: An article about everyday inconveniences is topical right now. Heading to... Okay,
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  Speaker 8: so here are some everyday inconveniences that drive everyone crazy.
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  Speaker 8: Buying scissors... Only to realize you need another pair of
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  Speaker 8: scissors to open the.
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  Speaker 7: Package of scissors.
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  Speaker 6: Yes, I know. Yeah, totally.
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  Speaker 4: I don't like any. What do you call those? Blister packs?
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  Speaker 4: I don't like any of those. They're all impossible.
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  Speaker 8: The 10 hot dogs, eight buns dilemma. One of life's
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  Speaker 8: greatest mysteries.
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  Speaker 14: Yeah.
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  Speaker 6: Why do they do that?
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  Speaker 5: Why do industries not communicate? Because I personally, along those
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  Speaker 5: same lines, would like the baseball pant people to talk
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  Speaker 5: to the baseball belt people to have them actually fit
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  Speaker 5: through the loops.
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  Speaker 2: Yes.
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  Speaker 5: Very frustrating.
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  Speaker 7: That's what I'm talking about. A little inconvenience.
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  Speaker 4: Here's another one. There's never a printer that works all
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  Speaker 4: the time. They all don't work. They're all junk. Printer people,
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  Speaker 4: make a printer that works. Everyday inconveniences. A bag of
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  Speaker 4: chips that's mostly air. Damn new shrinkflation. This is a
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  Speaker 4: big one. This is such a big one. And I
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  Speaker 4: bet you it's happened to everybody in here. It's happened
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  Speaker 4: to me many times. But the phone charger that you
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  Speaker 4: think is charging your phone, but it never was.
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  Speaker 5: Yes.
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  Speaker 7: You go grab it. It's like 5%.
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  Speaker 8: You're like, wait a minute. It's been charging for four hours.
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  Speaker 8: The grocery bag that rips on the driveway.
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  Speaker 14: Oh, yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 8: This is a big one, too. This has happened back then.
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  Speaker 8: Back when I used to not care what I ate.
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  Speaker 8: Trying to open a can or trying to open Capri Sun.
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  Speaker 4: You really got to be a ninja to be able
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  Speaker 4: to stab that just right. Get that strata poke.
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  Speaker 8: Actually, this is a big one, too. This is actually huge.
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  Speaker 8: Mismatched Tupperware lids and containers. You're looking for the rectangle lid,
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  Speaker 8: but you can only find the oval ones.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah.
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  Speaker 7: Losing the end of the tape. And then when you
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  Speaker 7: find it. It shreds in long, annoying pieces.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, yeah.
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  Speaker 6: Like the patching tape.
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  Speaker 7: That's the worst.
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  Speaker 4: That's the worst.
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  Speaker 8: Anyway, that was just a fun little thing I saw
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  Speaker 8: on BuzzFeed about everyday inconveniences. If you got one, you know,
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  Speaker 8: shoot us a text or call us at 877-937-1047. Minor
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  Speaker 8: everyday inconveniences.
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  Speaker 17: Oh, cool.
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  Speaker 4: Your scanner stopped.
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  Speaker 8: Payton, what's the vibe for horoscopes today?
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  Speaker 14: Well, today is National Main Character Energy Day today. So basically,
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  Speaker 14: everyone's Instagram story is like a crime scene of fake confidence.
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  Speaker 6: So I feel like.
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  Speaker 14: I'm going to tell you basically what your social media,
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  Speaker 14: what your fake social media flex is. So this goes
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  Speaker 14: for you and your Zodiac sign. Or if there's someone
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  Speaker 14: who you follow and you're like, oh, yeah, they're giving fake.
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  Speaker 14: This is some good insight on who they actually are.
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  Speaker 7: Okay.
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  Speaker 1: Okay.
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  Speaker 14: Yeah. So if it's your birthday today, you're a Virgo.
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  Speaker 14: You share a birthday with comedian Matt Rife and ballet
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  Speaker 14: dancer Misty Copeland. So John Jay, you're a Virgo. So
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  Speaker 14: let's start with Virgos. Virgos, your guys is fake social
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  Speaker 14: media flex. You will like post a screenshot of your
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  Speaker 14: clean area. We know that you're a hot mess. There
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  Speaker 14: is nothing over there that's actually truly organized. My Virgos,
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  Speaker 14: you guys are thriving while you make people think that
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  Speaker 14: your personal life is actually complete.
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  Speaker 8: Okay, that's funny. I take a picture of my clean area.
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  Speaker 8: I don't have a clean area.
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  Speaker 4: Exactly.
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  Speaker 7: Nicole, good morning. What's your sign?
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  Speaker 18: Good morning.
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  Speaker 5: I'm a Gemini.
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  Speaker 14: All right, Geminis, you're guys' fake Instagram flex. You guys
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  Speaker 14: will post a boomerang holding a drink with like three
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  Speaker 14: different hands tag, pretending that you're having the time of
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  Speaker 14: your life while you actually only stayed for like 12 minutes.
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  Speaker 14: You took the picture and then you went home and
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  Speaker 14: went to bed.
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  Speaker 4: Photo op.
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  Speaker 10: Yes, I could totally see myself like that.
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  Speaker 19: I do do that.
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  Speaker 6: At least you're honest about it.
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  Speaker 7: Thanks, Nicole.
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  Speaker 19: Yeah, have a nice day.
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  Speaker 20: Bye-bye.
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  Speaker 4: Bye.
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  Speaker 7: Good morning, Layla.
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  Speaker 1: Good morning.
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  Speaker 7: What's your sign?
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  Speaker 21: Taurus.
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  Speaker 14: All right, so for my tourists, your guys' fake Instagram flex,
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  Speaker 14: you guys are posting like aesthetically pleasing photos of your
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  Speaker 14: iced matcha latte in an unopened book, acting like you're
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  Speaker 14: living in this slow, peaceful life when you actually just
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  Speaker 14: spent like $ 30 on breakfast and haven't left the couch.
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  Speaker 2: Interesting.
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  Speaker 7: Interesting. Okay, Layla.
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  Speaker 22: Yeah.
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  Speaker 7: Have a great day. Thank you.
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  Speaker 12: You too.
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  Speaker 7: How about Pisces?
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  Speaker 6: Rich, your fake Instagram flex.
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  Speaker 14: You're going to post some dramatic photo carousel, and then
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  Speaker 14: you're going to post some weird, sad track behind it,
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  Speaker 14: romanticizing your entire life while ignoring the six really important
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  Speaker 14: emails that you promised to answer hours ago.
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  Speaker 4: Listen, the background music is so important on your carousel post.
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  Speaker 6: Not more than those emails that you haven't gotten to.
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  Speaker 4: Got to set the mood.
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  Speaker 6: Text your boss back.
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  Speaker 4: He told me to tell you so. You need a
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  Speaker 4: cinematic mood.
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  Speaker 7: How about Libros?
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  Speaker 14: Kyle, you will post like a soft launch photo of
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  Speaker 14: like two coffee cups on a table, making everyone think
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  Speaker 14: that you're on like a cutesy little date. Meanwhile, you're
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  Speaker 14: just sitting across from your best friend who you're.
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  Speaker 6: Currently mad at.
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  Speaker 5: I can do that.
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  Speaker 7: What about you?
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  Speaker 14: Yeah, us Leos are fake Instagram flex. We will post
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  Speaker 14: a quote unquote casual full outfit photo dumped caption. Just
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  Speaker 14: a quick dump acting like we just threw it on
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  Speaker 14: when we actually spent two hours taking 400 photos in
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  Speaker 14: different lightings just to find one acceptable angle.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, yeah.
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  Speaker 7: I can see you doing that.
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  Speaker 4: That's on brand.
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  Speaker 8: By the way, speaking of fake flexes, I saw this
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  Speaker 8: video Jennifer Lopez did. I don't know if you guys
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  Speaker 8: saw it or not. It was about two or three
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  Speaker 8: weeks ago. I thought it was so cool. I think
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  Speaker 8: she was launching a new drink or something or a
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  Speaker 8: wine or something. So she's sitting there at the table drinking.
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  Speaker 8: And you can see her in a glass of wine,
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  Speaker 8: and someone's pouring the wine in. And she goes, no, no, no,
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  Speaker 8: that's enough, that's enough. Okay, okay, okay, fine, okay. And
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  Speaker 8: they fill it up, and the camera pans back in.
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  Speaker 7: It's herself. Her arm is filling it up. I thought
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  Speaker 7: it was so cool. It was very, very clever Jennifer Lopez.
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  Speaker 8: Hey, if we missed your sign, they're all posted on
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  Speaker 8: our website right now at johnjanerich.com.
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  Speaker 16: We just want to hear from you, and I don't
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  Speaker 16: think that's too much to ask, and it's really stressing
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  Speaker 16: me out that you're not calling.
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  Speaker 1: 877-937-1047.
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  Speaker 7: It's John Jay and Rich.
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  Speaker 16: It's John Jay and Rich.
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  Speaker 7: Kyle, you have an update on your neighbor's story? I
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  Speaker 7: keep thinking about that.
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  Speaker 8: I remember that one neighbor you guys shared a wall
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  Speaker 8: with that complained about everything with you guys.
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  Speaker 21: Oh, yeah.
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  Speaker 7: The balls went over the fence and you'd get pissed.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, no, he didn't like our basketball hoop because it
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  Speaker 5: blocked his view of the mountain. And he And so
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  Speaker 5: he planted trees all along our fence to block our
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  Speaker 5: whole entire yard, which was fine because I think the
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  Speaker 5: trees are really pretty, but they are kind of annoying.
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  Speaker 5: Like his trees go over our, like over our fence
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  Speaker 5: part and they drop all of these like leaves and
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  Speaker 5: stuff like that. So now we just have all of
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  Speaker 5: his leaves in our yard all the time. And if
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  Speaker 5: it weren't for the drama before where he got so mad,
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  Speaker 5: I mean, he literally like hired a lawyer to go
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  Speaker 5: to the HOA to complain about our basketball.
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  Speaker 4: If it weren't for all.
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  Speaker 5: That, I think it would be fine. But like now
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  Speaker 5: every time I go in my backyard and I see
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  Speaker 5: his leaves like in our yard, I'm like, stupid dude.
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  Speaker 5: But I feel like I'm not the only person that
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  Speaker 5: has neighbor problems, because then I got stuck on this
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  Speaker 5: Reddit thread, and I just started laughing and laughing, because
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  Speaker 5: all these people are just venting. We would love to
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  Speaker 5: hear you vent, if you want to vent to us
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  Speaker 5: about your neighbor issues, because it kind of makes you
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  Speaker 5: feel a little less alone. I was dying laughing, because
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  Speaker 5: this person was complaining about how they got irritated that
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  Speaker 5: their neighbor used a leaf blower a lot, and then
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  Speaker 5: they bought their kid's toy leaf blowers. So it's like,
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  Speaker 5: I was already annoyed at the leaf boiler. Now I
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  Speaker 5: have to listen to the kid one on off landscape days.
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  Speaker 5: Then another person was like, somebody said their neighbor's like
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  Speaker 5: entire driveway is empty. Their driveway is empty in front
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  Speaker 5: of their house is empty. But whenever they have people
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  Speaker 5: over the people park in front of their house. and
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  Speaker 5: they're like they're like i don't know why i know
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  Speaker 5: it's petty i know i shouldn't care because it's not
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  Speaker 5: bought like really bothering me but it drives me absolutely
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  Speaker 5: insane and then there's this other guy i don't i
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  Speaker 5: don't understand this or if they had past beef or
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  Speaker 5: something like that this other guy's like really irritated because
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  Speaker 5: he's like every time i mow my lawn no matter
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  Speaker 5: what the guy across the street gets out his lawnmower
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  Speaker 5: and starts mowing his lawn and he's like I originally
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  Speaker 5: did it Tuesdays and Thursdays. So I felt like he
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  Speaker 5: started to get to know my schedule. So then I
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  Speaker 5: started doing on like Monday and Wednesdays. And sure enough,
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  Speaker 5: the guy would pull out his lawnmower.
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  Speaker 23: The guy ran out there.
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  Speaker 7: Jeannie, you have an annoying neighbor story.
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  Speaker 13: Whoa. Uh, yeah, unfortunately I do.
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  Speaker 7: How annoying? Tell us.
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  Speaker 13: Um, he's a peach. Um, So our community is about
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  Speaker 13: five years old or so, and there's a house behind
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  Speaker 13: us that stood empty for a while like it was unfinished.
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  Speaker 13: And then when our neighbor moved in, he apparently makes
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  Speaker 13: phone calls to the Philippines around two in the morning,
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  Speaker 13: and that would set our dog off. He's a Westie
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  Speaker 13: Terrier mix.
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  Speaker 7: Is he racist against the Filipinos?
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  Speaker 1: What?
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  Speaker 13: Yeah. So that would set the dog off because in
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  Speaker 13: the middle of the night, he's hearing people on the
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  Speaker 13: other side of the fence, and their elevation is a
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  Speaker 13: little bit taller or higher than ours, so the guy
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  Speaker 13: can look over our fence with ease.
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  Speaker 9: And he would.
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  Speaker 13: Bark back at our dog, and neighbors had said that
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  Speaker 13: they saw him feeding him when we weren't home, so
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  Speaker 13: God knows what was laced with that.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, yeah.
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  Speaker 13: And then he started.
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  Speaker 12: Our.
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  Speaker 13: Dog came in one day or in the morning, and
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  Speaker 13: I bent over to pet him, and he was all wet.
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  Speaker 13: And that's when I found out that he was turning
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  Speaker 13: the hose on our dog.
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  Speaker 24: Oh, that's just mean.
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  Speaker 13: So I consider that assault. So I contacted the sheriff's
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  Speaker 13: department to let them know what this.
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  Speaker 17: Guy was doing.
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  Speaker 13: And I fear for our dog, you know. And since
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  Speaker 13: he started doing that, we keep him locked up at night.
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  Speaker 13: and um sometimes in the morning when my husband lets
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  Speaker 13: him out we're early risers and he'll forget to put
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  Speaker 13: the flight in the doggy door and so if the
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  Speaker 13: guy comes out dogs have very good memories you know
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  Speaker 13: and um but the guy started um hosing down the
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  Speaker 13: dog with even a stronger nozzle that would hit our
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  Speaker 13: patio so the patio was getting wet and so the
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  Speaker 13: The officer told me that I needed proof, you know,
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  Speaker 13: picture proof. So I turned on my phone to film
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  Speaker 13: the guy, but he had installed a floodlight so all
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  Speaker 13: you get is a silhouette of his face. So I
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  Speaker 13: still have that video, but when I told him that
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  Speaker 13: he was a case number, you know, with the sheriff's department,
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  Speaker 13: he's kind of backed off now, but he's still.
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  Speaker 4: is there.
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  Speaker 7: Good move. Good move. Okay. Annoying neighbors. Thank you, Brittany. Brittany,
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  Speaker 7: you have an annoying neighbor story.
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  Speaker 21: Oh yeah.
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  Speaker 7: What do you got?
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  Speaker 25: Uh, well, it's like an everyday thing. So it's not
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  Speaker 25: just one story, but it sounds like they're like in
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  Speaker 25: a marching band without the music.
• 14:44
  Speaker 11: Um, so they're.
• 14:44
  Speaker 25: Constantly like stomping and without going into too much detail,
• 14:48
  Speaker 25: you can literally hear everything. And when I say everything
• 14:52
  Speaker 25: as adults can use our imagination, I mean everything.
• 14:54
  Speaker 4: Oh, Oh, really?
• 14:55
  Speaker 12: Ew.
• 14:55
  Speaker 7: Like brushing their teeth?
• 14:56
  Speaker 13: Oh, yes.
• 14:56
  Speaker 4: And they're stomping while they're doing that?
• 14:58
  Speaker 5: Yeah, brushing their teeth.
• 14:59
  Speaker 4: What are they doing while they're stomping?
• 15:01
  Speaker 25: I don't know if it's owls are doing it.
• 15:03
  Speaker 12: Yeah.
• 15:03
  Speaker 4: It's so that's smell it, but it's.
• 15:04
  Speaker 25: All day, every day, like stomping, and then at nighttime,
• 15:09
  Speaker 25: different noises than stomping.
• 15:10
  Speaker 7: Maybe they're just running around in flip-flops.
• 15:13
  Speaker 25: They might be.
• 15:14
  Speaker 1: I don't know.
• 15:15
  Speaker 18: But yeah, it's.
• 15:17
  Speaker 25: Been quite an adventure.
• 15:18
  Speaker 4: Well, maybe something gets them in the mood.
• 15:20
  Speaker 7: That's annoying. It might.
• 15:21
  Speaker 25: Maybe they stop in the day and then do their
• 15:24
  Speaker 25: thing at night.
• 15:24
  Speaker 7: I don't know.
• 15:25
  Speaker 8: Sounds like a pretty good life to me. Raina, you
• 15:27
  Speaker 8: have an annoying neighbor story.
• 15:30
  Speaker 21: My neighbor uses my driveway to back up every single morning.
• 15:34
  Speaker 21: And yesterday I finally had had enough. And so I
• 15:38
  Speaker 21: ran out and I told him to.
• 15:39
  Speaker 25: Knock it off.
• 15:41
  Speaker 21: Um, so we start arguing and I'm standing there, you know,
• 15:46
  Speaker 21: telling him, use your own driveway. And the psycho looks
• 15:49
  Speaker 21: me dead in the face, throws his car in reverse
• 15:52
  Speaker 21: and hits me on purpose.
• 15:54
  Speaker 5: Oh my gosh.
• 15:57
  Speaker 4: Are you okay?
• 15:59
  Speaker 1: Yes.
• 15:59
  Speaker 21: It was, it was crazy. I'm fine. But that is like,
• 16:04
  Speaker 21: it's war now.
• 16:05
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 16:06
  Speaker 4: Obviously. Do you have a recap of that?
• 16:09
  Speaker 21: I bought, Oh, unfortunately, no, we don't have a ring camera.
• 16:15
  Speaker 21: But I think that that will work in my favor
• 16:17
  Speaker 21: because I bought.
• 16:19
  Speaker 9: 40 rolls of toilet paper yesterday.
• 16:21
  Speaker 21: And this weekend, my kids and I are going to
• 16:23
  Speaker 21: TP his house because it's supposed to rain.
• 16:27
  Speaker 6: That is war.
• 16:29
  Speaker 5: He almost killed you.
• 16:30
  Speaker 4: He almost killed you. I thought you were.
• 16:33
  Speaker 5: Going to put nails or something face up on your
• 16:36
  Speaker 5: driveway so next time he comes in.
• 16:38
  Speaker 4: You need to talk to Kyle for revenge. Here's a
• 16:43
  Speaker 4: fun little party trick. He's going to think somebody in
• 16:45
  Speaker 4: high school likes him.
• 16:49
  Speaker 25: I'm so ready.
• 16:50
  Speaker 14: Yeah.
• 16:51
  Speaker 7: So you're bothered by him backing into your driveway?
• 16:53
  Speaker 8: I mean, if he's got a truck, I could see
• 16:55
  Speaker 8: that being something he does every day because that's how
• 16:56
  Speaker 8: he has to get out.
• 16:57
  Speaker 7: Is that so bad?
• 16:59
  Speaker 21: He has his own driveway. I don't know why he
• 17:02
  Speaker 21: doesn't use his.
• 17:04
  Speaker 6: That would be annoying. I get it.
• 17:06
  Speaker 4: It'd be okay until it ran into you.
• 17:07
  Speaker 14: What if he has an oil leak, you know, and
• 17:09
  Speaker 14: then that's all in your driveway?
• 17:10
  Speaker 7: No, that would be bad. Yeah, that would be bad.
• 17:11
  Speaker 4: And he ran her over. Right. And he hit her
• 17:14
  Speaker 4: with his car. Yeah, no, that's what I'm saying.
• 17:16
  Speaker 7: That part was bad, too. But she ran out there
• 17:18
  Speaker 7: to confront him. Stop.
• 17:19
  Speaker 8: Pull out of my driveway. I remember when I was
• 17:21
  Speaker 8: a kid and my parents would go... pull into someone's
• 17:23
  Speaker 8: driveway to back out like that, I would get so
• 17:25
  Speaker 8: sick to my stomach that the neighbors are going to
• 17:27
  Speaker 8: come out, you know, and I felt that anger, that anxiety,
• 17:30
  Speaker 8: but I can't see it.
• 17:31
  Speaker 7: Now, as an adult, I think there's peace with it.
• 17:33
  Speaker 24: Yeah.
• 17:34
  Speaker 7: Pulling out of the driveway.
• 17:34
  Speaker 4: It takes a second, then they're gone.
• 17:36
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 17:36
  Speaker 7: But anyway, Raina, glad you're okay, unless you're calling us
• 17:38
  Speaker 7: from the hospital.
• 17:39
  Speaker 26: No, I'm not.
• 17:40
  Speaker 3: I'm not.
• 17:41
  Speaker 1: I am okay, but it's war now.
• 17:42
  Speaker 7: All right. Well, good luck. Thanks for calling in.
• 17:46
  Speaker 27: Thanks.
• 17:47
  Speaker 7: Annoying neighbors, if you've got a story, call us, 877-937-1047.
• 17:51
  Speaker 6: On the way in less than 30 minutes.
• 17:53
  Speaker 10: A giant black thong came out of our dog. And
• 17:57
  Speaker 10: unless I magically grew an ass overnight, it is definitely
• 18:00
  Speaker 10: not mine.
• 18:02
  Speaker 23: I have no idea, Denise, what you're talking about.
• 18:04
  Speaker 8: War of the Roses with John Jay and Rich on
• 18:07
  Speaker 8: 104.7 KISS FM. Hey, it's time for Stacks and Hacks.
• 18:10
  Speaker 8: I use stacks of information and Rich has life hacks.
• 18:13
  Speaker 8: We start off stacks with this. Kyle, Peyton, and Rich,
• 18:17
  Speaker 8: do you guys think you could fake your own death
• 18:19
  Speaker 8: and get away with it?
• 18:20
  Speaker 7: One at a time.
• 18:24
  Speaker 2: No. Peyton. No. Rich.
• 18:26
  Speaker 7: Totally. Totally. I totally do.
• 18:28
  Speaker 6: I don't have enough money for that.
• 18:30
  Speaker 14: I feel like it would be, though, because if you
• 18:33
  Speaker 14: fake your death, you have to have a plan. You
• 18:35
  Speaker 14: have to be able to get away out of here.
• 18:36
  Speaker 14: You have to go find a home where no one's
• 18:38
  Speaker 14: going to go find you. You got to go move
• 18:39
  Speaker 14: to some private island.
• 18:41
  Speaker 4: I ain't got that.
• 18:41
  Speaker 5: I just feel like I couldn't cut everybody off.
• 18:44
  Speaker 22: Like.
• 18:45
  Speaker 5: I would be like, okay, but wait, like I'm going
• 18:47
  Speaker 5: to fake my death, but then I also need you
• 18:49
  Speaker 5: and you and you. There's too many people I would
• 18:52
  Speaker 5: have to dig for that.
• 18:54
  Speaker 7: 85% of people say they definitely could not. They could
• 18:57
  Speaker 7: not fake their death.
• 18:58
  Speaker 4: I'm telling you, Rick Barron living in Costa Rica at
• 19:00
  Speaker 4: a trailer park, no problem.
• 19:02
  Speaker 8: There's a new service that uses AI and a database
• 19:05
  Speaker 8: of public records to help daters dig up dirt on
• 19:08
  Speaker 8: their potential matchers.
• 19:09
  Speaker 5: Ooh, I like it.
• 19:10
  Speaker 4: Yes, please.
• 19:12
  Speaker 8: It's a service called Stud or Dud. It uses data
• 19:16
  Speaker 8: from people finders, and it can tell you if the
• 19:18
  Speaker 8: guys have waxed out.
• 19:19
  Speaker 4: That actually sounds like that could be a good game
• 19:21
  Speaker 4: show or a good dating show.
• 19:22
  Speaker 7: I would watch that.
• 19:24
  Speaker 8: Woman's going viral on social media for ripping the soul
• 19:27
  Speaker 8: called Clopin shifts.
• 19:28
  Speaker 7: Have you heard of Clopin? What's that?
• 19:30
  Speaker 6: Uh-uh.
• 19:30
  Speaker 8: Shifts where you work until close, and then you stay
• 19:34
  Speaker 8: to set up for the next day, and then you're
• 19:35
  Speaker 8: expected to be at work early the next day to
• 19:36
  Speaker 8: open the place.
• 19:37
  Speaker 6: Yeah, I've heard of that.
• 19:38
  Speaker 7: That's cold-blooded, man.
• 19:41
  Speaker 8: California woman is in custody after prosecutors say she used
• 19:44
  Speaker 8: her company card to make unauthorized purchases.
• 19:47
  Speaker 7: I can see how you'd be going, well, I'm going
• 19:48
  Speaker 7: to buy it.
• 19:50
  Speaker 1: This.
• 19:50
  Speaker 7: But apparently it was $ 4 million.
• 19:52
  Speaker 5: Oh, can't get away with that.
• 19:54
  Speaker 6: Oh my gosh. And how did that not get flagged
• 19:58
  Speaker 6: after 1 million?
• 19:59
  Speaker 23: Yeah.
• 20:00
  Speaker 8: There's a ice cream shop in Connecticut called Kelly's Cone Connection.
• 20:04
  Speaker 8: And they've come up with different, I think they're trying
• 20:06
  Speaker 8: to rip off salt and straw. You know how salt
• 20:09
  Speaker 8: and straw's got like jalapeno flavor?
• 20:10
  Speaker 6: Basil something.
• 20:11
  Speaker 8: Yeah, but they came up with some flavors like pizza.
• 20:15
  Speaker 8: It's called, yeah, it's a, I think it's a slice
• 20:18
  Speaker 8: is on a waffle cone with strawberry basil ice cream
• 20:20
  Speaker 8: topped with strawberry sundae sauce grated with white chocolate parmesan.
• 20:24
  Speaker 4: Oh, that sounds good.
• 20:26
  Speaker 7: Interesting.
• 20:26
  Speaker 14: Yeah, where salt and salt would actually put the pizza
• 20:29
  Speaker 14: in the ice cream.
• 20:29
  Speaker 21: Yeah.
• 20:30
  Speaker 8: In the past, they've done ice cream tacos, ice cream cheeseburgers,
• 20:32
  Speaker 8: ice cream clam chowder, and ice cream.
• 20:34
  Speaker 7: Lobster rolls.
• 20:37
  Speaker 8: A landlord in Milwaukee was cleaning out an empty apartment
• 20:40
  Speaker 8: and he made an incredible discovery. He found an original
• 20:43
  Speaker 8: Pablo Picasso etching that was stolen from a gallery in 2018.
• 20:47
  Speaker 4: Oh, that's cool.
• 20:48
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 20:49
  Speaker 7: The landlord turned it over to the police.
• 20:51
  Speaker 8: The gallery owner later confirmed it was the real deal.
• 20:53
  Speaker 8: The artwork had been valued between $ 35, 000 and $ 50, 000 when
• 20:56
  Speaker 8: it disappeared.
• 20:57
  Speaker 5: Oh my God.
• 20:58
  Speaker 6: So did they give him like a found?
• 21:01
  Speaker 14: Don't they do that where they give you a reward
• 21:03
  Speaker 14: if you find missing art or whatever?
• 21:04
  Speaker 7: Sometimes.
• 21:05
  Speaker 14: I hope he got paid.
• 21:06
  Speaker 5: I wonder where the guy went. Did he get killed?
• 21:09
  Speaker 5: How come he left that there? He went through all
• 21:10
  Speaker 5: the trouble of stealing it. All the trouble of stealing
• 21:12
  Speaker 5: it and then you leave.
• 21:13
  Speaker 3: Oops.
• 21:15
  Speaker 8: A restaurant in New Jersey apologized after a disabled woman
• 21:18
  Speaker 8: was given a birthday dessert with the words, happy wheelchair
• 21:22
  Speaker 8: birthday on the cake.
• 21:23
  Speaker 4: Happy wheelchair.
• 21:25
  Speaker 23: What?
• 21:25
  Speaker 6: Who made that mistake?
• 21:28
  Speaker 7: That's a lot of writing.
• 21:30
  Speaker 6: Yeah, that just sounds like being mean for no reason.
• 21:33
  Speaker 8: Speaking of food and dessert, Shake Shack is selling a
• 21:35
  Speaker 8: Reese's Peanut Butter Cup milkshake that contains 1900 calories.
• 21:38
  Speaker 14: Yum.
• 21:38
  Speaker 12: Whoa.
• 21:38
  Speaker 7: That sounds delicious.
• 21:40
  Speaker 5: I would do it.
• 21:41
  Speaker 4: Yeah, but it's amazing.
• 21:42
  Speaker 6: I would do it.
• 21:43
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 21:43
  Speaker 7: Rich, what do you got for life hacks?
• 21:45
  Speaker 4: Well, this is really wild. Did you know that there's
• 21:48
  Speaker 4: a leftover that is actually better for you? When it's
• 21:52
  Speaker 4: leftover than when it's fresh. Do you have a guess
• 21:54
  Speaker 4: of what that might be? Are you saying better tasting
• 21:56
  Speaker 4: or better healthy? Better healthy.
• 21:57
  Speaker 7: Oh, wow. Because better tasting, a lot of food.
• 21:59
  Speaker 4: Well, sure, like pizza the next day.
• 22:01
  Speaker 6: Lasagna.
• 22:02
  Speaker 7: This is a good riddle. Potatoes. What is better for
• 22:05
  Speaker 7: you the next day?
• 22:07
  Speaker 4: Kyle, you were actually kind of on the right track there.
• 22:08
  Speaker 1: Really? Yeah.
• 22:09
  Speaker 4: It's rice.
• 22:11
  Speaker 7: Rice.
• 22:12
  Speaker 4: So check this out. When you cook rice and then
• 22:15
  Speaker 4: you have it cool in the fridge, some of its
• 22:18
  Speaker 4: starch changes into what's called resistant starch, which actually your
• 22:22
  Speaker 4: body digests more slowly, a little more like fiber. So
• 22:26
  Speaker 4: that means properly chilled rice and then you reheat it.
• 22:29
  Speaker 4: It actually causes fewer sugar spikes in your blood. So
• 22:34
  Speaker 4: it's actually better for you the next day reheated or steamed.
• 22:38
  Speaker 4: Your leftovers just got an upgrade right there. Leftover rice,
• 22:41
  Speaker 4: better for you than when it's fresh.
• 22:43
  Speaker 5: I like how you said properly because apparently like rice
• 22:46
  Speaker 5: can get mold really quickly overnight. So you have to
• 22:49
  Speaker 5: be careful about how you do store it.
• 22:50
  Speaker 4: Keep it in the fridge, of course. Don't leave it overnight.
• 22:53
  Speaker 4: But keep it in the fridge, then reheat it, make
• 22:54
  Speaker 4: it hot, and it's better for you. That life hack
• 22:56
  Speaker 4: and many more can be found at johnjanbridge.com.
• 22:59
  Speaker 16: Hey, dummy, if you get free roses, it's a trap.
• 23:04
  Speaker 16: War of the Roses starts right now on John Jay
• 23:07
  Speaker 16: and Rich.
• 23:08
  Speaker 7: All right, it's time for War of the Roses. Good morning, Denise.
• 23:11
  Speaker 23: Hi there.
• 23:12
  Speaker 7: Who do you think's cheating on you?
• 23:14
  Speaker 2: Well.
• 23:16
  Speaker 4: Um, I don't know.
• 23:18
  Speaker 10: I guess I think that my dog just exposed my husband.
• 23:21
  Speaker 8: Oh, so you think your husband's cheating on you?
• 23:25
  Speaker 23: Yep.
• 23:26
  Speaker 18: Yep.
• 23:27
  Speaker 10: I'm literally, I'm literally on my way home from the
• 23:31
  Speaker 10: emergency vet because our puppy just ate something and like
• 23:36
  Speaker 10: they had to make him throw it up. And it
• 23:39
  Speaker 10: was literally a song.
• 23:41
  Speaker 2: Wow.
• 23:42
  Speaker 10: And it's definitely not mine.
• 23:45
  Speaker 21: Ew.
• 23:47
  Speaker 10: I'm, like, really tiny, and this underwear was, like, huge. Like,
• 23:52
  Speaker 10: super large, and there.
• 23:53
  Speaker 2: Was, like.
• 23:53
  Speaker 10: There's literally, like, no universe where he can convince me
• 23:57
  Speaker 10: that it belongs to me. And my husband was... He
• 24:01
  Speaker 10: was home alone with the dog yesterday while I was
• 24:04
  Speaker 10: at work, so now I'm just, like, here thinking.
• 24:08
  Speaker 10: Okay, like, whose big ass was in my house, and
• 24:11
  Speaker 10: why did my dog have to be the one to
• 24:13
  Speaker 10: tell me? Like, we've been married for 10 years, and
• 24:17
  Speaker 10: I don't know.
• 24:18
  Speaker 4: And no house guests have been over and stayed over
• 24:21
  Speaker 4: or anything like that?
• 24:23
  Speaker 3: No, no.
• 24:25
  Speaker 1: Weird.
• 24:27
  Speaker 4: That's going to be hard to explain.
• 24:29
  Speaker 7: Sounds like, well, sounds like there was a house guest.
• 24:32
  Speaker 5: I'm trying to think of, like, is there any other
• 24:34
  Speaker 5: possible explanation, like, Do you have weird neighbors that like
• 24:38
  Speaker 5: to throw their thongs in your yard and maybe your
• 24:40
  Speaker 5: puppy went out back?
• 24:41
  Speaker 7: Or maybe your husband's a cross-dresser and it's his underwear.
• 24:44
  Speaker 2: Oh.
• 24:46
  Speaker 10: I wouldn't even be surprised if he did something shady.
• 24:48
  Speaker 9: He's like, he's just, yeah, he's a lot.
• 24:52
  Speaker 7: Okay, well, let me give you the positive of this.
• 24:55
  Speaker 8: Okay, because as someone who has a dog rescue, our
• 24:57
  Speaker 8: Love Pup Foundation, most of these situations end up with
• 25:01
  Speaker 8: massive surgery on the dog to get the item out.
• 25:04
  Speaker 8: And so you just got it lucky that the dog
• 25:06
  Speaker 8: got to cough up these massive pair of underwear out
• 25:09
  Speaker 8: of the puppy's throat.
• 25:10
  Speaker 7: Because normally it's a $ 10, 000 surgery. We had some neighbors
• 25:13
  Speaker 7: had to deal with that. We had to help. It
• 25:14
  Speaker 7: was so expensive to operate, to take out a sock.
• 25:17
  Speaker 14: Yes.
• 25:18
  Speaker 5: That happened to my in-laws, too.
• 25:20
  Speaker 7: To take out a thong. Like, my God. And not
• 25:22
  Speaker 7: only that, it's a big thong. Thong, thong, thong, thong.
• 25:26
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 25:26
  Speaker 10: This is just crazy.
• 25:28
  Speaker 7: Okay, so what is your husband's name?
• 25:31
  Speaker 1: Charlie.
• 25:31
  Speaker 8: Okay, so you want us to call Charlie, and we're
• 25:34
  Speaker 8: going to find out who he sends romantic flowers to.
• 25:37
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 25:37
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 25:38
  Speaker 8: And you have zero clue. It's not a friend of yours.
• 25:41
  Speaker 8: You see nothing else. We're just going to call the
• 25:43
  Speaker 8: dude up and hopefully he says.
• 25:44
  Speaker 1: Send him to Denise.
• 25:45
  Speaker 11: No one has been to our house for.
• 25:47
  Speaker 4: Like eight years. That's so weird.
• 25:49
  Speaker 14: Yeah, which is why I'm banking on the weird neighbor
• 25:51
  Speaker 14: throwing songs into the background.
• 25:52
  Speaker 7: Let's hope so.
• 25:54
  Speaker 14: Because I can only imagine the emotional rollercoaster you're going
• 25:56
  Speaker 14: through with your pup and then this.
• 25:58
  Speaker 7: All right, Denise, hold on a line.
• 25:59
  Speaker 8: We will get Charlie on the phone and see who
• 26:01
  Speaker 8: he's going to send romantic flowers to.
• 26:03
  Speaker 7: War of the Roses continues next with John Dean Rich.
• 26:08
  Speaker 7: All right, we're in the middle of War of the Roses.
• 26:10
  Speaker 8: You got Denise, who currently is driving home from the
• 26:12
  Speaker 8: vet because they had to have her dog vomit up something.
• 26:18
  Speaker 8: And it was a pair of underwear. It was thong underwear,
• 26:21
  Speaker 8: not Denise's. It was very large thong underwear, right, Denise?
• 26:25
  Speaker 10: Yeah, it was huge.
• 26:27
  Speaker 7: Which, I mean, obviously that bothers you.
• 26:31
  Speaker 10: I mean, it's just not mine.
• 26:33
  Speaker 2: Right.
• 26:34
  Speaker 5: Which would bother anyone.
• 26:37
  Speaker 4: I'm really glad you called us because we have to
• 26:39
  Speaker 4: get to the bottom of this.
• 26:39
  Speaker 7: You ready, Kyle?
• 26:40
  Speaker 19: Yeah, I'm ready.
• 26:41
  Speaker 4: All right.
• 26:41
  Speaker 8: We're calling her husband, Charlie. We're going to find out
• 26:43
  Speaker 8: who he's going to send a flower to.
• 26:45
  Speaker 14: Hello?
• 26:52
  Speaker 6: Hi there.
• 26:53
  Speaker 5: Is Charlie available?
• 26:56
  Speaker 7: Yes, speaking.
• 26:57
  Speaker 4: Oh, perfect.
• 26:57
  Speaker 1: Hi.
• 26:58
  Speaker 5: So my name is Sadie. You're like, who are you?
• 27:01
  Speaker 5: I'm calling from a new company. We're called J &
• 27:02
  Speaker 5: R Flowers. This is actually a really cool thing for you, Charlie.
• 27:07
  Speaker 5: You have been chosen to be a micro-influencer for us.
• 27:10
  Speaker 5: And if you're wondering what that means, I will tell you.
• 27:12
  Speaker 5: That means you get to send our beautiful bouquet of
• 27:15
  Speaker 5: roses that is super romantic. It's our pure passion bouquet.
• 27:18
  Speaker 5: And you get to send it totally free. And we're
• 27:20
  Speaker 5: kind of just hoping that you post about us on
• 27:22
  Speaker 5: whichever social media platform you use the most. So we're
• 27:25
  Speaker 5: We get a little bit of marketing out of it
• 27:26
  Speaker 5: and you get to surprise someone special.
• 27:28
  Speaker 23: I didn't sign up for anything.
• 27:29
  Speaker 1: I know.
• 27:30
  Speaker 5: That's why it's actually really cool because if you signed up,
• 27:32
  Speaker 5: then you have to do paperwork and all that stuff.
• 27:34
  Speaker 5: But we don't really need any paperwork. I don't need
• 27:36
  Speaker 5: any credit card information or anything like that. We really
• 27:40
  Speaker 5: are just kind of hoping you help spread the word.
• 27:43
  Speaker 2: Okay.
• 27:44
  Speaker 8: I'm in a little bit of a rush.
• 27:45
  Speaker 15: Perfect.
• 27:46
  Speaker 5: We can get this done really quickly. Um, it is
• 27:48
  Speaker 5: a dozen long stem red roses. We're going to send
• 27:50
  Speaker 5: them out with a card. You let me know the
• 27:51
  Speaker 5: message you want on the card and then we'll talk
• 27:53
  Speaker 5: name and address. I'll give you a time they're sent
• 27:55
  Speaker 5: out and we can be done.
• 27:56
  Speaker 1: Okay.
• 27:57
  Speaker 23: So you don't need any of my information. You don't
• 27:59
  Speaker 23: need my credit card or anything.
• 28:01
  Speaker 2: No.
• 28:02
  Speaker 5: And I'm actually ready for that message. If you want
• 28:04
  Speaker 5: to get moving, we can speed it up.
• 28:06
  Speaker 2: Okay.
• 28:06
  Speaker 23: And I don't have to give like my address. I
• 28:08
  Speaker 23: don't have to, it's just free flowers.
• 28:11
  Speaker 14: Yep.
• 28:11
  Speaker 23: Anonymous. Yeah.
• 28:12
  Speaker 5: No address.
• 28:13
  Speaker 2: Uh, Yeah, okay. Sure.
• 28:18
  Speaker 23: Could you make it up to Maya, please?
• 28:22
  Speaker 5: What would you like to say in that message?
• 28:25
  Speaker 23: Just put, can't stop thinking about you.
• 28:28
  Speaker 5: Can't stop thinking about you to Maya.
• 28:31
  Speaker 12: I'm sorry.
• 28:33
  Speaker 10: Charlie, who the hell is Maya? Denise?
• 28:40
  Speaker 7: Yeah.
• 28:40
  Speaker 2: Denise, is that you?
• 28:41
  Speaker 4: What are you doing?
• 28:44
  Speaker 10: I called John Jay and Rich. What are you doing?
• 28:47
  Speaker 10: Because I'm literally sitting here listening to my husband send
• 28:50
  Speaker 10: flowers to another woman.
• 28:52
  Speaker 5: Wait, wait, wait.
• 28:53
  Speaker 10: Last night at the emergency vet because our dog ate
• 28:57
  Speaker 10: her song.
• 29:00
  Speaker 23: What are you talking about? Okay, I'm sorry, Denise.
• 29:04
  Speaker 2: What is I?
• 29:06
  Speaker 4: What song are.
• 29:07
  Speaker 1: You talking about?
• 29:09
  Speaker 10: OK, well, they made our dog throw it up, Charlie.
• 29:13
  Speaker 10: A giant black thong came out of our dog. And
• 29:17
  Speaker 10: unless I magically grew an ass overnight, it is definitely
• 29:20
  Speaker 10: not mine.
• 29:23
  Speaker 23: I have no idea, Denise, what you're talking about.
• 29:25
  Speaker 2: And it sounds like I don't know.
• 29:28
  Speaker 23: It sounds like the dog got into something. But I
• 29:30
  Speaker 23: don't think what please.
• 29:32
  Speaker 10: OK, why don't you just go ahead and explain, Maya?
• 29:39
  Speaker 23: Maya is a friend from work.
• 29:41
  Speaker 4: And, you know, I've told you about Maya, right?
• 29:44
  Speaker 23: Like we get along, she's been going through a lot
• 29:45
  Speaker 23: of tough stuff. And this week was particularly rough. Like
• 29:48
  Speaker 23: I literally was just talking to Maya and she's like
• 29:51
  Speaker 23: crying to Okay. And she's having an extra rough week.
• 29:55
  Speaker 23: And I was like, hey, let me be a good co-worker.
• 29:58
  Speaker 23: And she could use this more than anyone else, right?
• 30:02
  Speaker 12: Right.
• 30:02
  Speaker 10: So she's having a really rough week. And so you
• 30:05
  Speaker 10: just told them to write, can't stop thinking about you.
• 30:09
  Speaker 10: And so that makes sense to you?
• 30:11
  Speaker 14: Yeah.
• 30:12
  Speaker 15: That a co-worker would write that on a safety card?
• 30:17
  Speaker 23: Well, yeah, it's like a joke because she's always, you know,
• 30:19
  Speaker 23: she's like, I'm like, hey, I got to get back
• 30:21
  Speaker 23: to work.
• 30:22
  Speaker 4: Sounds hilarious.
• 30:23
  Speaker 10: Are you kidding me? Why was another woman's underwear in
• 30:28
  Speaker 10: my house?
• 30:29
  Speaker 23: You're making it sound way worse than it is. That's not,
• 30:32
  Speaker 23: I think you're jumping to conclusions and like, I don't know,
• 30:36
  Speaker 23: maybe she left them and it wasn't like it was
• 30:38
  Speaker 23: a completely accident.
• 30:38
  Speaker 10: Maybe she left them.
• 30:41
  Speaker 4: So you had Maya at the house? I don't know
• 30:42
  Speaker 4: what I'm going to say.
• 30:43
  Speaker 23: That's not what I meant. That's not what I meant.
• 30:45
  Speaker 6: No, you slept down. Yeah, you did.
• 30:48
  Speaker 4: Hey, have we told you you're on the radio yet,
• 30:51
  Speaker 4: by the way?
• 30:51
  Speaker 7: She did. Oh, okay.
• 30:54
  Speaker 10: Okay, so this bitch has been in our house.
• 30:57
  Speaker 2: I said maybe.
• 30:58
  Speaker 23: That's not what I meant.
• 30:59
  Speaker 20: I meant maybe there's, you know, someone left in our house.
• 31:03
  Speaker 21: I don't know.
• 31:04
  Speaker 18: For all we know, we moved in, what, a few
• 31:07
  Speaker 18: years ago?
• 31:07
  Speaker 1: There's still some stuff lying around here.
• 31:10
  Speaker 5: Charlie, I think it's time to come clean.
• 31:12
  Speaker 6: You got caught red-handed.
• 31:14
  Speaker 5: Like, you're just, you're really reaching here.
• 31:16
  Speaker 10: So how long have you been sleeping with this bitch?
• 31:21
  Speaker 23: I'm not doing this with you.
• 31:23
  Speaker 21: Listen.
• 31:24
  Speaker 2: Denise, I am not.
• 31:25
  Speaker 10: Oh, my God.
• 31:27
  Speaker 1: Are you cheating on me?
• 31:28
  Speaker 2: I don't want to do this on the radio, Denise.
• 31:31
  Speaker 25: You can set your sights into the.
• 31:34
  Speaker 10: Oh, my God, Charlie.
• 31:36
  Speaker 4: It is on the radio.
• 31:38
  Speaker 1: And now I'm like fumbling in public.
• 31:40
  Speaker 18: If you actually talk to me like an adult.
• 31:42
  Speaker 23: OK, you know, because we can't have conflict. Apparently you
• 31:46
  Speaker 23: avoid every freaking, you know, conflict that we have.
• 31:49
  Speaker 6: Are you kidding me?
• 31:50
  Speaker 15: You're talking about avoiding?
• 31:52
  Speaker 10: You're literally caught denying.
• 31:54
  Speaker 1: I can't.
• 31:55
  Speaker 25: I can't do it.
• 31:56
  Speaker 15: I can't do it.
• 31:57
  Speaker 26: I will talk to you about this not on the radio, okay?
• 32:01
  Speaker 26: How about that?
• 32:02
  Speaker 28: Why would you humiliate me like that?
• 32:03
  Speaker 3: That's f * * * ing great.
• 32:04
  Speaker 10: Please, get the f * * * off, dude.
• 32:06
  Speaker 23: I don't know why you're doing this to us.
• 32:11
  Speaker 1: This is ridiculous.
• 32:13
  Speaker 7: All right.
• 32:13
  Speaker 5: She's not doing anything.
• 32:14
  Speaker 10: Well, I guess we figured it out, so.
• 32:17
  Speaker 19: I'm sorry, Denise.
• 32:18
  Speaker 2: I'll talk to you later.
• 32:19
  Speaker 7: They didn't get thrown over the fence. All right, so, Denise,
• 32:22
  Speaker 7: but the dog's okay?
• 32:24
  Speaker 27: Yeah, yeah.
• 32:25
  Speaker 7: Okay. All right, the dog's... Charlie, you didn't even check
• 32:27
  Speaker 7: the dog.
• 32:27
  Speaker 26: I'm taking my dog.
• 32:28
  Speaker 16: Yeah.
• 32:29
  Speaker 7: Yeah, take the dog. Okay.
• 32:30
  Speaker 6: He's no good.
• 32:31
  Speaker 8: All right, hold on a line. We see if we can... Well,
• 32:34
  Speaker 8: she seems to be a very strong woman.
• 32:36
  Speaker 14: Yeah, she's a good woman.
• 32:38
  Speaker 7: That's War of the Roses. That is War of the Roses.
• 32:41
  Speaker 8: War of the Roses with John Jay and Rich on
• 32:44
  Speaker 8: 104.7 KISS FM. We want to know what's the craziest
• 32:46
  Speaker 8: thing your dog ate. By the way, on the show
• 32:48
  Speaker 8: this morning, we got Minute to Win it coming up.
• 32:51
  Speaker 8: We got tickets to Dizzyland coming up. Tickets to Harry
• 32:54
  Speaker 8: Styles coming up.
• 32:55
  Speaker 12: Huh?
• 32:55
  Speaker 8: Yeah, Harry just dropped that he's coming to town. We
• 32:58
  Speaker 8: got tickets to Kanye West. All that's happened. Oh, and
• 33:00
  Speaker 8: Chance the Rapper. That's this morning. And most of that's
• 33:03
  Speaker 8: going to happen in the next hour and 10 minutes,
• 33:04
  Speaker 8: so keep listening.
• 33:06
  Speaker 7: Melissa, what'd your dog eat?
• 33:09
  Speaker 13: So my dog, Max.
• 33:10
  Speaker 26: Is a little French bulldog. And I gave him a
• 33:12
  Speaker 26: T-bone with a little bit of meat on it one day,
• 33:15
  Speaker 26: just a regular-sized T-bone steak. And this dog just swallowed
• 33:19
  Speaker 26: a T-bone. Like, no chewing, nothing.
• 33:21
  Speaker 1: Just gulped it in one gulp.
• 33:24
  Speaker 26: And if you don't think it's possible, I didn't think
• 33:26
  Speaker 26: that either, and neither did the vet. But we saw
• 33:28
  Speaker 26: it on the x-ray, and... He said, I've never seen
• 33:31
  Speaker 26: anything like this. It didn't perforate anything, no puncturing, and
• 33:35
  Speaker 26: it didn't require surgery. She just said, he's going to
• 33:38
  Speaker 26: break it down. Hopefully it'll just pass through. We'll have
• 33:40
  Speaker 26: no issues.
• 33:41
  Speaker 7: No way. No way. So the stomach acid broke down
• 33:45
  Speaker 7: a T-bone.
• 33:46
  Speaker 2: Yep.
• 33:47
  Speaker 4: That's wild.
• 33:48
  Speaker 26: And I can't believe that it even went down his throat. Like,
• 33:52
  Speaker 26: I don't even know how that is possible.
• 33:55
  Speaker 4: It's also weird. Cause it's not like Max learned his lesson.
• 33:57
  Speaker 4: Now you, I mean, he's not going to do it
• 33:58
  Speaker 4: any different with the next T-bone.
• 34:02
  Speaker 26: Well, this is the sad part. He ended up passing
• 34:06
  Speaker 26: away last year from going through my trash and ate
• 34:10
  Speaker 26: all the tampon plastic applicators, and we couldn't help him
• 34:15
  Speaker 26: from that point.
• 34:16
  Speaker 7: You know what?
• 34:17
  Speaker 26: Yeah.
• 34:18
  Speaker 7: I have a list here.
• 34:19
  Speaker 4: I have a list.
• 34:21
  Speaker 7: It was on Reddit.
• 34:21
  Speaker 8: What's the strangest thing your dog's ever eaten? And tampons
• 34:23
  Speaker 8: is number five on that list. So you're not alone.
• 34:26
  Speaker 17: Really?
• 34:26
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 34:26
  Speaker 7: So Max was doing what he was supposed to do.
• 34:28
  Speaker 18: That is so weird.
• 34:29
  Speaker 27: Yeah.
• 34:29
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 34:30
  Speaker 5: I don't know if he's supposed to do it.
• 34:32
  Speaker 7: Well, thanks for calling him, Melissa. Sorry.
• 34:35
  Speaker 18: Yeah.
• 34:36
  Speaker 9: Thank you.
• 34:36
  Speaker 13: Have a good day, guys.
• 34:37
  Speaker 7: You too. Good morning, Karen. Did your dog eat something strange?
• 34:43
  Speaker 19: Yeah, a Scotch-Brite pad.
• 34:45
  Speaker 7: What's that?
• 34:46
  Speaker 6: To wash dishes, right?
• 34:47
  Speaker 19: Those things you scrub cast iron pans with.
• 34:50
  Speaker 7: Oh, the little metal things? The little round ball things? Oh,
• 34:54
  Speaker 7: I like those.
• 34:55
  Speaker 4: I mean, I wouldn't imagine it would do too much
• 34:58
  Speaker 4: of a A good thing in your stomach, though, right?
• 35:01
  Speaker 12: No, it pretty much.
• 35:02
  Speaker 19: Clogged him up, and we couldn't figure out why he
• 35:05
  Speaker 19: wouldn't eat and why he couldn't poop. And he started
• 35:09
  Speaker 19: losing a lot of weight, and he was in the ER.
• 35:12
  Speaker 19: And finally, on the fifth day, they figured it out.
• 35:16
  Speaker 19: And they did an ultrasound, and there's the whole pulpit
• 35:20
  Speaker 19: right there in his belly.
• 35:22
  Speaker 8: We got to put out a warning because I don't
• 35:24
  Speaker 8: want any social media influencers to say this is a
• 35:26
  Speaker 8: good way to lose weight now.
• 35:27
  Speaker 4: Yeah, that's true.
• 35:28
  Speaker 8: You eat one of those and then you get clogged
• 35:30
  Speaker 8: up because you got to think stuff still comes out.
• 35:34
  Speaker 4: It filters it.
• 35:36
  Speaker 19: It was having a hard time coming out. So they
• 35:38
  Speaker 19: actually cut him open almost from his neck down to
• 35:42
  Speaker 19: his whole underside and had to pull out every piece
• 35:47
  Speaker 19: in the intestines and cut out the pad, and then
• 35:50
  Speaker 19: put him back, and he was up and running around
• 35:52
  Speaker 19: the next day.
• 35:53
  Speaker 7: Yeah, dogs are amazing. Oh, my gosh.
• 35:55
  Speaker 19: Well, thank you, Karen.
• 35:56
  Speaker 1: $ 5, 000 later.
• 35:56
  Speaker 4: Yeah, of course.
• 35:57
  Speaker 5: That's a price tag for sure.
• 35:59
  Speaker 7: Michelle, what did your dog eat that was strange?
• 36:02
  Speaker 9: Oh, my gosh. I left my phone on the table.
• 36:05
  Speaker 9: He's six months old, kind of a Corso Mastiff, jumps
• 36:08
  Speaker 9: up on the table when I wasn't looking, ate the
• 36:11
  Speaker 9: pop socket off of the back of my cell phone
• 36:13
  Speaker 9: and a ballpoint pen. Well, that's dangerous.
• 36:19
  Speaker 2: Very dangerous.
• 36:20
  Speaker 9: I'm, you know, waiting for something to happen to find it,
• 36:24
  Speaker 9: for him to act different. Never did. He's a normal dog,
• 36:27
  Speaker 9: eating and drinking. A month later, he throws up the
• 36:32
  Speaker 9: pop socket.
• 36:33
  Speaker 22: Wow.
• 36:34
  Speaker 12: Dang.
• 36:35
  Speaker 9: And it was, like, intact with a couple of marks
• 36:39
  Speaker 9: from his teeth.
• 36:40
  Speaker 4: Wow.
• 36:41
  Speaker 7: Does it still work?
• 36:44
  Speaker 3: No.
• 36:45
  Speaker 9: I did have to throw the pop socket away.
• 36:48
  Speaker 4: You did get yourself a new pop socket. That's good.
• 36:52
  Speaker 7: Thanks, Michelle.
• 36:54
  Speaker 1: No problem.
• 36:55
  Speaker 4: How do dogs get a taste for ballpoint pens, but
• 36:57
  Speaker 4: they won't eat olives? That we stay away from.
• 37:01
  Speaker 7: Hannah, what does your dog eat?
• 37:04
  Speaker 14: Hi.
• 37:05
  Speaker 15: My dog is a 35-pound shepherd mix, gray, one eye.
• 37:10
  Speaker 15: She's a total train wreck looking dog. And not long
• 37:14
  Speaker 15: after we adopted her, she got really sick, took her
• 37:17
  Speaker 15: to the vet.
• 37:18
  Speaker 26: They looked and.
• 37:18
  Speaker 15: Did an x-ray, and they thought she had, like, fabric
• 37:21
  Speaker 15: in her stomach. But they wouldn't know until they finally
• 37:24
  Speaker 15: did surgery. And when they did, $ 6, 000 later, they found
• 37:29
  Speaker 15: that she swallowed an entire corn on the cob whole.
• 37:33
  Speaker 15: And we don't even know where she got it, but
• 37:35
  Speaker 15: that's what she ate.
• 37:37
  Speaker 1: Wow.
• 37:38
  Speaker 5: You don't know where she got it?
• 37:39
  Speaker 7: You think I would have changed the shape of her body?
• 37:41
  Speaker 24: Yeah.
• 37:41
  Speaker 7: She's so tiny.
• 37:43
  Speaker 15: Yeah, but that was like, do you guys want it?
• 37:45
  Speaker 15: Because it's like the most expensive corn on a cob ever.
• 37:49
  Speaker 12: Yeah.
• 37:50
  Speaker 26: But we didn't take it.
• 37:51
  Speaker 7: You can make it a necklace. All right. Thanks, Hannah.
• 37:54
  Speaker 21: Yeah.
• 37:55
  Speaker 8: By the way, this is a good opportunity for me
• 37:56
  Speaker 8: to tell you, like a lot of stuff happens with Blake,
• 37:59
  Speaker 8: my wife, because we run the Love Pup Dog Rescue
• 38:00
  Speaker 8: and people always call her and ask her for advice.
• 38:02
  Speaker 7: My dog just ate this. What do I do?
• 38:03
  Speaker 8: And then she has all these tips and then her
• 38:05
  Speaker 8: and my sister create an app called called Love Pup Plus,
• 38:09
  Speaker 8: and you can download it. It's in the app store
• 38:10
  Speaker 8: for both phones, iPhones and Samsungs. Love Pup Plus, and
• 38:14
  Speaker 8: it's totally free, and you register your dog in there,
• 38:16
  Speaker 8: and then you can ask it anything, and it'll tell you,
• 38:19
  Speaker 8: my dog just ate a T-bone, what do I do?
• 38:20
  Speaker 7: And it will tell you what to do. Becky, good morning,
• 38:23
  Speaker 7: what'd your dog eat?
• 38:24
  Speaker 3: I had a 75-pound basset hound that basset hounds, their
• 38:33
  Speaker 3: nose gets them into trouble.
• 38:35
  Speaker 17: And three children under eight that got a hold of a,
• 38:42
  Speaker 17: back in the day, the old mouse for your computers
• 38:46
  Speaker 17: had tracking balls.
• 38:47
  Speaker 7: I have one right here.
• 38:48
  Speaker 17: That thought it was a hoarder. and $ 5, 000 later.
• 38:53
  Speaker 7: Yeah.
• 38:53
  Speaker 4: That seems to be the going rate to get something
• 38:55
  Speaker 4: out of your dog's stomach, at least five grand.
• 38:57
  Speaker 8: That's how I was blown away by the T-bone call,
• 38:59
  Speaker 8: that they didn't take that out, especially the vet. That's
• 39:01
  Speaker 8: a good vet, because you think the vet would be like,
• 39:03
  Speaker 8: I can make some money, let me take that T-bone out. Amanda,
• 39:05
  Speaker 8: what did your dog eat?
• 39:07
  Speaker 28: Well, I don't even know where to start.
• 39:09
  Speaker 20: He eats, he's eaten so much. His name is Tragan,
• 39:13
  Speaker 20: he's a chocolate lab, and it probably started with the
• 39:16
  Speaker 20: candy canes, literally off of the Christmas tree. So my
• 39:19
  Speaker 20: daughter made him a shaming sign.
• 39:21
  Speaker 28: He took batteries.
• 39:26
  Speaker 20: And brought them back to his kennel and almost burnt
• 39:28
  Speaker 20: our house down.
• 39:29
  Speaker 6: Oh, no.
• 39:30
  Speaker 1: Why a dog would chew a battery. He then, one.
• 39:35
  Speaker 20: Thanksgiving, ate half of our Thanksgiving turkey.
• 39:38
  Speaker 1: We had sliced.
• 39:39
  Speaker 20: It, served it at the table. And unbeknownst to about,
• 39:42
  Speaker 20: I don't know, eight of us, nine of us, he's
• 39:44
  Speaker 20: behind us eating the other half of the turkey. He
• 39:48
  Speaker 20: pulled a bag of flour down, tried to eat flour.
• 39:51
  Speaker 20: I think that was the picture I posted.
• 39:52
  Speaker 4: He's got horrible snack taste.
• 39:56
  Speaker 12: He's eaten butter, like.
• 39:57
  Speaker 1: Literally a stick of butter.
• 39:58
  Speaker 26: Off of the counter.
• 39:59
  Speaker 6: I can't blame him for that.
• 40:02
  Speaker 28: Oh yeah, bagels.
• 40:04
  Speaker 1: I can't even, yeah, so many things.
• 40:06
  Speaker 8: Okay, but that's not strange. Those are food items. We're
• 40:09
  Speaker 8: looking for strange things. Tim, what did your dog eat
• 40:11
  Speaker 8: that's strange?
• 40:13
  Speaker 18: So we had a beagle, which is part of a hound,
• 40:16
  Speaker 18: just like the lady with the The Basset Hound, right?
• 40:19
  Speaker 18: She would eat anything metal, sticks, rocks, her own poop, sprinklers.
• 40:25
  Speaker 18: But the thing that really got her, it was normal,
• 40:28
  Speaker 18: but she ate a Costco-sized bag of hamburger buns.
• 40:33
  Speaker 7: All of them.
• 40:34
  Speaker 18: So like 24 hamburger buns and then the bread tie
• 40:37
  Speaker 18: and the plastic, the whole ball of wax. And it
• 40:40
  Speaker 18: did her in. Like, we had to take her to
• 40:42
  Speaker 18: the hospital, and she was, like, 13 years old. And
• 40:44
  Speaker 18: they're like, oh, yeah, it's going to be, like, five
• 40:45
  Speaker 18: or six grand if we do something. And the bread
• 40:49
  Speaker 18: tie lacerated her stomach.
• 40:51
  Speaker 7: Oh, no.
• 40:52
  Speaker 23: Poor baby.
• 40:53
  Speaker 4: So she could eat sprinkles just fine with the back
• 40:56
  Speaker 4: of her hands.
• 40:57
  Speaker 23: Wow.
• 40:58
  Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah.
• 40:59
  Speaker 7: Like, but she was a tank.
• 41:00
  Speaker 18: Like, she ate strings, like, toys, Legos, like, It was always,
• 41:06
  Speaker 18: and we had to keep peroxide around to like put
• 41:08
  Speaker 18: it down her throat so she could throw up whatever
• 41:10
  Speaker 18: she ate because it was like always a constant problem.
• 41:12
  Speaker 8: See, when your dog eats something, if you give it,
• 41:14
  Speaker 8: I think my wife said salt, put a bunch of salt,
• 41:17
  Speaker 8: and it'll vomit everything right up.
• 41:19
  Speaker 6: I could see how that could happen.
• 41:21
  Speaker 8: On this list I have, it says an F1 key,
• 41:23
  Speaker 8: an F11 key on a keyboard, a TV remote, a
• 41:26
  Speaker 8: driver's license, reading glasses, two full wasp nests is what
• 41:30
  Speaker 8: their dog ate, all the garden lawn sprinklers, the floor
• 41:34
  Speaker 8: of a boat. And one dog ate two pounds of
• 41:37
  Speaker 8: sand in one sitting.
• 41:38
  Speaker 6: That is insane.
• 41:39
  Speaker 7: That is crazy.
• 41:40
  Speaker 4: No reports, actual reports that my dog ate my homework, though.
• 41:43
  Speaker 7: Not yet. Chris, what did your dog eat, Chris?
• 41:48
  Speaker 22: My parent's dog ate two pounds of edibles.
• 41:53
  Speaker 7: Oh.
• 41:56
  Speaker 22: I normally watch my parent's dog, but this time I
• 41:59
  Speaker 22: was out of town, so my brother watched it. And
• 42:01
  Speaker 22: he had apparently two freezer bags full of edibles he
• 42:03
  Speaker 22: didn't realize he had.
• 42:05
  Speaker 7: And it was the 4th of July.
• 42:06
  Speaker 22: He came home, and she was on the couch stoned
• 42:08
  Speaker 22: watching Bluey. And then my parents texted me, and my
• 42:15
  Speaker 22: mama said, this is why we don't let your brother
• 42:17
  Speaker 22: watch the dogs.
• 42:18
  Speaker 7: Oh, my God.
• 42:20
  Speaker 6: But at least, like, I mean, it was Bluey.
• 42:21
  Speaker 5: It was an appropriate TV show.
• 42:23
  Speaker 4: Educational.
• 42:24
  Speaker 6: Appropriate and locked in.
• 42:26
  Speaker 7: The way you said it, though, sounds like the dog
• 42:27
  Speaker 7: turned on the TV.
• 42:28
  Speaker 2: I know.
• 42:29
  Speaker 7: Put it on Bluey's couch.
• 42:32
  Speaker 22: John Jay, I sent you a picture of her to
• 42:34
  Speaker 22: your Facebook whenever you can get a chance. But she
• 42:37
  Speaker 22: was high probably for three days. They took her to
• 42:40
  Speaker 22: the emergency vet, and the vet's like, there's nothing really
• 42:42
  Speaker 22: we can do, so just ride it out.
• 42:44
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 42:46
  Speaker 7: Hey, thanks, Chris. Thanks for calling in.
• 42:48
  Speaker 2: Oh, my God.
• 42:49
  Speaker 7: Hey, Tom. Tom's got something different. What do you got, Tom?
• 42:52
  Speaker 2: Hey, how's it going, guys? Hey, how about what did
• 42:55
  Speaker 2: my tortoise eat?
• 42:57
  Speaker 7: Sure. Why not?
• 42:58
  Speaker 2: Everything. Everything. Literally anything laying around, the pool noodles, plastic bags,
• 43:05
  Speaker 2: a 50-foot rope, you name it. What's really messed up
• 43:11
  Speaker 2: is the longer things, like the pool noodles, the rope,
• 43:15
  Speaker 2: either you're pulling out the mouth, but depending on how
• 43:18
  Speaker 2: long he's been at it, you might be pulling it
• 43:19
  Speaker 2: out the other end.
• 43:21
  Speaker 7: It's like, what do you do with the turds?
• 43:24
  Speaker 2: We had to keep the yard spotless.
• 43:26
  Speaker 8: But you think the turtle, you know, you think moves slow.
• 43:28
  Speaker 7: You see it going after the noodle. No! You're like
• 43:32
  Speaker 7: that guy on Austin Powers. No!
• 43:36
  Speaker 2: Stop!
• 43:37
  Speaker 6: Tortoises are fast, though.
• 43:38
  Speaker 8: There's an Instagram account I follow, and it's this lady
• 43:41
  Speaker 8: that has this giant tortoise.
• 43:42
  Speaker 7: And man, it destroys her house.
• 43:44
  Speaker 4: I'm sure. They're like tapes.
• 43:46
  Speaker 7: She had as little as yours.
• 43:47
  Speaker 8: And now it's like, in fact, if you watch Monsters
• 43:50
  Speaker 8: of God, episode five is a lot about tortoises and
• 43:53
  Speaker 8: these rare tortoises.
• 43:54
  Speaker 7: It's pretty interesting. You know, is yours a philosophical tortoise?
• 43:57
  Speaker 6: No, I think ours is a sulcata tortoise.
• 44:00
  Speaker 4: Not a desert tortoise?
• 44:01
  Speaker 6: Not a desert tortoise.
• 44:02
  Speaker 17: Yeah.
• 44:03
  Speaker 7: Well, the one they have to talk about on, did
• 44:07
  Speaker 7: you finish episode five?
• 44:08
  Speaker 5: I have like 10 more minutes.
• 44:09
  Speaker 7: You know the turtles, the one turtles, the yellow ones
• 44:11
  Speaker 7: are called philosophericists?
• 44:13
  Speaker 6: Yeah, something like that. They're like dinosaurs, literally.
• 44:15
  Speaker 7: They look like every tortoise I've ever seen in my life.
• 44:17
  Speaker 7: They're just a little yellow. Huh.
• 44:19
  Speaker 8: And they're a big deal. Anyway, I got the picture
• 44:22
  Speaker 8: of the dog that's stoned.
• 44:25
  Speaker 4: Oh, as he's watching Blooming?
• 44:26
  Speaker 7: He's just leaning on the bed. He literally looks like
• 44:28
  Speaker 7: a dog that's stoned.
• 44:30
  Speaker 4: Poor fella.
• 44:31
  Speaker 7: All right, we're going to play Minute to Win It.
• 44:33
  Speaker 7: We need an contestant. We got a contestant. Jazzy.
• 44:41
  Speaker 2: Hey.
• 44:42
  Speaker 7: Hey. You ready to play Minute 20 with us?
• 44:45
  Speaker 15: I am so ready.
• 44:46
  Speaker 10: I'm so excited.
• 44:47
  Speaker 26: I've been trying to get on this for the past, like,
• 44:50
  Speaker 26: I don't even know.
• 44:51
  Speaker 1: All right.
• 44:52
  Speaker 7: Well, good. You made it through. What are you doing
• 44:54
  Speaker 7: right now? Where are you?
• 44:58
  Speaker 1: I'm sorry.
• 44:58
  Speaker 2: Hello?
• 44:59
  Speaker 7: I said, what are you doing right now? Where are you?
• 45:02
  Speaker 4: Oh, all right.
• 45:03
  Speaker 26: Yeah, no, I'm on my way to work.
• 45:06
  Speaker 17: I work as a vet tech.
• 45:07
  Speaker 24: So when I was listening to What Your Dog Ate,
• 45:10
  Speaker 24: I've been there and saw all of those.
• 45:12
  Speaker 7: I bet you have. What's the craziest thing you've seen
• 45:14
  Speaker 7: as a vet tech that a dog has eaten?
• 45:19
  Speaker 13: A bra.
• 45:20
  Speaker 9: No, no, an action figure.
• 45:22
  Speaker 26: An action figure, like toy cars.
• 45:24
  Speaker 3: Oh, yeah.
• 45:25
  Speaker 14: And then, yeah, I know the running rate.
• 45:28
  Speaker 26: Everybody was talking about the running rate's about 5,000.
• 45:29
  Speaker 27: Yeah.
• 45:31
  Speaker 9: If you go to First Vet Pet, they offer.
• 45:34
  Speaker 15: Some help with financials.
• 45:35
  Speaker 11: We had someone go, and it was only.
• 45:37
  Speaker 7: $ 1, 000.
• 45:38
  Speaker 4: Oh, there you go.
• 45:38
  Speaker 7: That's good.
• 45:39
  Speaker 8: Okay, Jazzy, so now I know that you're on speakerphone now,
• 45:41
  Speaker 8: so that's your deal. So if you miss a question,
• 45:46
  Speaker 8: you can't hear Rich, that's all a delay because of you.
• 45:49
  Speaker 7: You're on speakerphone, just letting you know. Okay.
• 45:52
  Speaker 18: OK, let's play.
• 45:54
  Speaker 4: Don't be stressed out.
• 45:54
  Speaker 7: Here we go.
• 45:55
  Speaker 5: John Jay and Rich have one thousand dollars cash for
• 45:57
  Speaker 5: you from Peoria Ford right now.
• 46:00
  Speaker 7: Minute to win it.
• 46:01
  Speaker 4: Sixty seconds on the clock. Get them all right. You
• 46:03
  Speaker 4: win a thousand dollars. Here we go. The NFL is back.
• 46:07
  Speaker 4: Name either team that played in last year's Super Bowl.
• 46:12
  Speaker 26: No freaking way.
• 46:14
  Speaker 18: Either team.
• 46:16
  Speaker 26: Last year's Super Bowl. Gosh, last year's Super Bowl.
• 46:24
  Speaker 15: I think it was, was it the Seahawks?
• 46:28
  Speaker 4: There you go. I'll give you a point. You got it.
• 46:30
  Speaker 4: What former member of Destiny's Child celebrated her 45th birthday
• 46:33
  Speaker 4: and is married to Jay-Z?
• 46:36
  Speaker 10: Oh, and she's married to Jay-Z?
• 46:38
  Speaker 3: Destiny's Child.
• 46:47
  Speaker 14: I don't know, you ask.
• 46:49
  Speaker 8: Oh, oh, oh, duh, Beyonce.
• 46:50
  Speaker 1: There you go.
• 46:52
  Speaker 4: What small organ attached to the large intestine was long
• 46:55
  Speaker 4: thought to have little or no function?
• 47:01
  Speaker 6: Oh, you know what?
• 47:02
  Speaker 4: I don't even know.
• 47:02
  Speaker 23: The gallbladder?
• 47:03
  Speaker 12: I don't know.
• 47:06
  Speaker 19: That's a good guess.
• 47:08
  Speaker 2: Oh, no.
• 47:08
  Speaker 4: Looking for the appendix. Appendix. Oh, appendix.
• 47:13
  Speaker 7: Oh, I'm so sad.
• 47:15
  Speaker 27: Jazzy.
• 47:15
  Speaker 4: I don't think you're going to get through the rest
• 47:19
  Speaker 4: of them with the time that you had left there.
• 47:20
  Speaker 4: You took a little long in the first one.
• 47:23
  Speaker 7: What a great name, Jazzy. What a great name for
• 47:24
  Speaker 7: a dog.
• 47:25
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I know.
• 47:26
  Speaker 2: Jazzy.
• 47:26
  Speaker 1: And a DJ.
• 47:27
  Speaker 6: Hey, yeah, I met a bunch of dogs.
• 47:28
  Speaker 10: Yeah, named Jazzy.
• 47:29
  Speaker 7: Yeah. All right, well, Jazzy, hold on a lot, okay?
• 47:31
  Speaker 7: Hold on. Thanks for playing. Sorry you didn't get it.
• 47:33
  Speaker 7: And thanks for listening. Hold on. No. What a bummer. Hey,
• 47:36
  Speaker 7: by the way, speaking of football, last night, anyone watch
• 47:41
  Speaker 7: the game last night? I did, yeah, sure.
• 47:42
  Speaker 5: Just a little bit of it.
• 47:44
  Speaker 7: I watched some of it.
• 47:45
  Speaker 8: And the stuff that I'm going to play for you
• 47:48
  Speaker 8: right now, because as I watch it, I listen to
• 47:49
  Speaker 8: it with a different ear. I listen to all the
• 47:51
  Speaker 8: things that sound dirty. So Seahawks, Patriots last night, there
• 47:54
  Speaker 8: were some times they sounded too, here were some moments
• 47:57
  Speaker 8: that were very, very dirty, but also weren't dirty.
• 48:00
  Speaker 4: He is caught from behind.
• 48:02
  Speaker 7: They call me like the human pole. You can't move
• 48:04
  Speaker 7: the pole.
• 48:05
  Speaker 24: Out of there.
• 48:06
  Speaker 5: He dwarfed him there.
• 48:08
  Speaker 22: Right down Broadway and just stayed right on him.
• 48:11
  Speaker 4: Castles it through.
• 48:12
  Speaker 5: There's a little finger flinch.
• 48:14
  Speaker 2: Here's Melissa.
• 48:14
  Speaker 4: He didn't really use his pinky or his ring finger.
• 48:17
  Speaker 8: I don't care how you get it to him, but
• 48:19
  Speaker 8: you've got to get it to him.
• 48:20
  Speaker 7: Touches. Eight, maybe nine deep. Moving slowly.
• 48:24
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 48:28
  Speaker 7: Things that's not dirty that aren't dirty uh you know
• 48:32
  Speaker 7: we did that's amazing uh new ted lasso dropped last
• 48:37
  Speaker 7: night yesterday.
• 48:38
  Speaker 8: Actually dropped the night before us but but um i
• 48:41
  Speaker 8: watched it yesterday anybody watch it um it's funny how
• 48:46
  Speaker 8: this is such a great show in the past the
• 48:48
  Speaker 8: first three seasons first season is phenomenal this season i've
• 48:51
  Speaker 8: been kind of like Eh, on it, but there's moments
• 48:55
  Speaker 8: in the show that are like, oh, that's the old
• 48:57
  Speaker 8: Ted Lasso.
• 48:58
  Speaker 7: You know what I mean?
• 48:59
  Speaker 5: Is that why you keep watching it? Because I feel
• 49:01
  Speaker 5: like every time you watch the new episode, you're really
• 49:02
  Speaker 5: meh about it.
• 49:03
  Speaker 4: Yeah, you seem disappointed.
• 49:04
  Speaker 8: Because I love the characters, and I love the show,
• 49:06
  Speaker 8: and I'm waiting. In fact, this is what's weird. This
• 49:08
  Speaker 8: is really weird about this most recent episode. Here we
• 49:11
  Speaker 8: are in September, and it was a New Year's Eve
• 49:14
  Speaker 8: Christmas episode. Oh, they did that again, Like, I feel like,
• 49:17
  Speaker 8: why not kind of like time it out?
• 49:18
  Speaker 4: Right. Why did they have something? They had people singing
• 49:20
  Speaker 4: on the show.
• 49:21
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 49:21
  Speaker 8: They're saying old and it starts off with Christmas lights.
• 49:25
  Speaker 4: And every show now either has a singing part or
• 49:27
  Speaker 4: a dancing part. Even if it's a murder show, there's
• 49:29
  Speaker 4: a dancing scene.
• 49:29
  Speaker 7: There's both on that. Yeah.
• 49:31
  Speaker 4: That's what I, they're just killing time.
• 49:32
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 49:33
  Speaker 8: But there's something very relatable here because Roy pops his
• 49:37
  Speaker 8: knee and has to have surgery.
• 49:38
  Speaker 2: Huh?
• 49:39
  Speaker 7: Yeah.
• 49:40
  Speaker 8: It's like they're following you. Did you hurt your knee
• 49:42
  Speaker 8: dancing to Jump Around by House of Pain? I wish
• 49:44
  Speaker 8: it was that sexy. No, I was just stepping slightly
• 49:47
  Speaker 8: to the left in my own home. By the way,
• 49:49
  Speaker 8: Harry Styles' big announcement this morning, Harry posted it on
• 49:52
  Speaker 8: his own Instagram account.
• 49:53
  Speaker 7: So Harry Styles... is coming to Phoenix.
• 49:56
  Speaker 3: Whoa!
• 49:56
  Speaker 5: Literally starting his tour here, which I think is so awesome.
• 50:00
  Speaker 5: Like when Artie, like Taylor Swift started her Ares tour here.
• 50:03
  Speaker 7: So did Bieber. Bieber started one of his tours here.
• 50:05
  Speaker 4: State Farm Stadium, two nights.
• 50:06
  Speaker 6: Yeah, it's going to be epic.
• 50:08
  Speaker 7: And we're going to have tickets.
• 50:09
  Speaker 14: I really hope that they get like the sound down.
• 50:12
  Speaker 14: Like I'm curious how his stage is going to be
• 50:14
  Speaker 14: set up. Cause I feel like at state fart stadium,
• 50:16
  Speaker 14: cause it's so big.
• 50:17
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 50:17
  Speaker 5: State fart.
• 50:18
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 50:18
  Speaker 6: That one right there.
• 50:19
  Speaker 14: Um, I hope it's in the middle because then it
• 50:22
  Speaker 14: sounds like the whole sound is engulfing you versus like
• 50:24
  Speaker 14: all the way on one side of the arena.
• 50:26
  Speaker 6: You know what I mean?
• 50:26
  Speaker 2: Yup.
• 50:26
  Speaker 7: For sure.
• 50:28
  Speaker 4: But they've done it. Taylor's done it.
• 50:29
  Speaker 5: Yeah. I feel like Harry's people will figure it out.
• 50:32
  Speaker 7: Well, here's the thing too.
• 50:33
  Speaker 8: Noah, our very own Noah Lashley was there last night.
• 50:37
  Speaker 8: He was in New York at Harry's concert and he
• 50:40
  Speaker 8: posted some great videos. We've got them on our Instagram.
• 50:42
  Speaker 8: He was like close. And I've already texted him and
• 50:47
  Speaker 8: DM'd him because I wanted him to review the show.
• 50:51
  Speaker 8: But he hasn't texted back.
• 50:53
  Speaker 6: He's in recovery mode.
• 50:55
  Speaker 7: There's a lot going on in New York right now.
• 50:56
  Speaker 7: You also got the U.S. Open.
• 50:58
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 50:58
  Speaker 7: And so I'm wondering, hey, can you guys try to
• 51:00
  Speaker 7: call Noah real quick?
• 51:01
  Speaker 1: What?
• 51:02
  Speaker 6: And it's New York Fashion Week, I'm pretty sure. Yeah,
• 51:03
  Speaker 6: it starts today. Yeah, literally. Oh, it is probably jumping
• 51:07
  Speaker 6: in New York City.
• 51:07
  Speaker 5: Oh, my gosh. The celebrities are probably everywhere.
• 51:10
  Speaker 4: The pop-up stores, the pop-up things are everywhere.
• 51:13
  Speaker 7: Oh, my gosh.
• 51:13
  Speaker 6: What a time.
• 51:14
  Speaker 8: Just call him. Just call him on his cell phone.
• 51:16
  Speaker 8: Everyone's staring at me. Here's what I'm thinking. If we
• 51:19
  Speaker 8: get Noah on the phone... and you listen carefully to
• 51:22
  Speaker 8: what Noah says. We might quiz you on Noah's conversation,
• 51:25
  Speaker 8: and that's how we'll give away the Harry Styles tickets.
• 51:27
  Speaker 4: Oh, okay.
• 51:28
  Speaker 8: Or let's say we talk to Noah, and we might
• 51:32
  Speaker 8: quiz you on his conversation and give you Kanye tickets.
• 51:35
  Speaker 8: You just never know. We've got so much going on.
• 51:39
  Speaker 8: We also got Disney tickets coming up in 20 minutes.
• 51:41
  Speaker 8: But the way we're giving away the Disney tickets, you've
• 51:43
  Speaker 8: got to listen for the magic word every single hour
• 51:46
  Speaker 8: starting at 10. Like yesterday's words we're going to ask
• 51:48
  Speaker 8: you for today. All right, so they're calling Noah right now.
• 51:53
  Speaker 8: Let's just wait. By the way, I was playing this
• 51:55
  Speaker 8: this morning because... It.
• 52:00
  Speaker 7: Was on Ted Lasso last night.
• 52:02
  Speaker 4: They played this on Ted Lasso.
• 52:15
  Speaker 8: When I played it about 20 minutes ago, I got
• 52:17
  Speaker 8: all these DMs saying, play more of that.
• 52:19
  Speaker 4: It's classic. James Brown.
• 52:22
  Speaker 7: What do you get with Noah? Nothing? His phone turned off? Yeah,
• 52:24
  Speaker 7: he's out. He was probably out till freaking 5 a.m.
• 52:28
  Speaker 7: this morning.
• 52:29
  Speaker 8: But anyway, just know the big announcement is that Harry
• 52:31
  Speaker 8: Styles is coming to town.
• 52:32
  Speaker 7: We're going to have your tickets. Lots of tickets.
• 52:34
  Speaker 16: Have an idea for the show?
• 52:35
  Speaker 18: Today is your day.
• 52:37
  Speaker 16: Use the iHeartRadio app and talk back to us right now. Now,
• 52:41
  Speaker 16: it's John Jay and Rich.
• 52:43
  Speaker 7: So much is happening right now on this radio show.
• 52:45
  Speaker 7: It's so exciting, you guys. It's so exciting.
• 52:48
  Speaker 4: I can't contain it.
• 52:49
  Speaker 8: Okay, so we're about eight minutes away from Disney tickets.
• 52:53
  Speaker 7: Okay, so you got to keep listening. And I'll give
• 52:56
  Speaker 7: you all the details on how to win in just
• 52:58
  Speaker 7: a little bit.
• 52:59
  Speaker 8: Also, War of the Roses was crazy War of the Roses.
• 53:04
  Speaker 8: If you missed it, you go to our Instagram, John
• 53:05
  Speaker 8: Jay and Rich. Type in Roses and we'll send you
• 53:08
  Speaker 8: it right to your phone so you can hear it.
• 53:10
  Speaker 8: But also Harry Styles announced. Harry Styles announced he's coming
• 53:14
  Speaker 8: here in April. And our very own Noah Lashley was
• 53:18
  Speaker 8: at the concert in Madison Square Garden last night. And
• 53:21
  Speaker 8: I saw some of the coolest videos. Noah Lashley reporting live.
• 53:24
  Speaker 8: Are you there, Noah?
• 53:26
  Speaker 1: I am reporting live from Madison Square Garden.
• 53:28
  Speaker 4: No, he hasn't slept at all. Listen to how deep
• 53:30
  Speaker 4: his voice is.
• 53:31
  Speaker 7: What time did you go to bed last night? Oh,
• 53:34
  Speaker 7: my God.
• 53:34
  Speaker 1: It was like 2 a.m. in New York, and I
• 53:38
  Speaker 1: woke up like three minutes ago.
• 53:40
  Speaker 5: Good morning.
• 53:41
  Speaker 7: So how was the concert? How great was it?
• 53:45
  Speaker 1: The energy is insane. You'd think for a concert that's
• 53:49
  Speaker 1: going on 30 nights by like night four, the energy
• 53:52
  Speaker 1: would die down. But here we were at night seven,
• 53:54
  Speaker 1: and it was like being at night one.
• 53:57
  Speaker 7: He's doing 30 nights in a row?
• 53:58
  Speaker 1: 30 nights at Madison Square Garden. Well, I think it's Monday, Wednesday,
• 54:04
  Speaker 1: Saturday or something like that that he's doing shows. And
• 54:06
  Speaker 1: then the rest of the week, it's like he's not
• 54:07
  Speaker 1: even here. They don't even acknowledge it.
• 54:09
  Speaker 8: It looks like you had great seats because that video,
• 54:12
  Speaker 8: if you guys see this video, freaking Harry Styles points
• 54:14
  Speaker 8: at Noah.
• 54:14
  Speaker 7: It's so crazy.
• 54:16
  Speaker 1: I was at the barrier in the pit.
• 54:18
  Speaker 7: Yeah, I knew it.
• 54:19
  Speaker 4: That's amazing.
• 54:19
  Speaker 14: So how long do you have to camp outside the
• 54:21
  Speaker 14: venue to get those right at the barrier?
• 54:26
  Speaker 1: It was actually really cool because they had... They had
• 54:29
  Speaker 1: four GA tickets, but then they had the pit tickets,
• 54:32
  Speaker 1: and there was only less than 100 for each of
• 54:35
  Speaker 1: the pits.
• 54:35
  Speaker 7: There were two pits.
• 54:36
  Speaker 1: So we just walked right in. We didn't even come
• 54:39
  Speaker 1: for the opener. We just walked right in when we
• 54:40
  Speaker 1: were ready, drinks in hand, and it was like they're
• 54:44
  Speaker 1: waiting for us.
• 54:44
  Speaker 4: So it's kind of like VIP pits.
• 54:46
  Speaker 6: Yeah, it's like you already got your seat. You got
• 54:48
  Speaker 6: your stuff. That's dope.
• 54:49
  Speaker 7: How much did that cost you?
• 54:50
  Speaker 12: Yeah.
• 54:50
  Speaker 1: Yeah. Well, it took us six months to pay off
• 54:55
  Speaker 1: the tickets.
• 55:00
  Speaker 4: I heard he brought in like an orchestra and all
• 55:05
  Speaker 4: kinds of cool stuff too. Oh yeah.
• 55:08
  Speaker 1: They had like special dancers, special trumpet players. They had
• 55:12
  Speaker 1: a guy playing the triangle and, And the best part
• 55:14
  Speaker 1: was because we were so close, we actually got to
• 55:16
  Speaker 1: hear like the individual instruments. Like I think it was
• 55:19
  Speaker 1: just for show, but I heard the triangle and I
• 55:21
  Speaker 1: heard them banging two wooden blocks together. Like it really
• 55:24
  Speaker 1: sounded like I was part of a choir.
• 55:26
  Speaker 7: What was the last song you played?
• 55:30
  Speaker 1: He played Aperture as his final song.
• 55:33
  Speaker 7: Oh, that's good. Did he do any One Direction?
• 55:35
  Speaker 1: He did Sign of the Times, everybody's favorite. And then
• 55:37
  Speaker 1: there was like this seven minute DJ interlude and he
• 55:41
  Speaker 1: was mixing it himself. And then it slowly went into
• 55:44
  Speaker 1: Aperture and the whole place went nuts. And it was
• 55:47
  Speaker 1: like being in a club.
• 55:48
  Speaker 7: Did he do any One Direction?
• 55:51
  Speaker 27: No.
• 55:52
  Speaker 7: Come on. That would have been good.
• 55:53
  Speaker 4: I mean, he's got enough. I know, but still. Three
• 55:56
  Speaker 4: albums worth of stuff.
• 55:56
  Speaker 6: She don't know she's beautiful.
• 55:59
  Speaker 4: Did he do Kiwi? I want to know if he
• 56:01
  Speaker 4: did Kiwi.
• 56:02
  Speaker 1: He did Kiwi.
• 56:03
  Speaker 4: That's my jam right there.
• 56:05
  Speaker 1: Kiwi is from his debut album, and it doesn't sound
• 56:09
  Speaker 1: like any of his other songs. It's always been a
• 56:11
  Speaker 1: fan favorite.
• 56:11
  Speaker 7: Yeah, it's like a rock.
• 56:12
  Speaker 1: And as we were paying off the tickets... We're like,
• 56:15
  Speaker 1: what's the point of even doing all this if we're
• 56:17
  Speaker 1: not going to hear Kiwi? He never plays Kiwi. And
• 56:19
  Speaker 1: then he added it to New York and New York only.
• 56:22
  Speaker 1: And we were so lucky.
• 56:23
  Speaker 7: Right on. I think we should play One Direction right
• 56:27
  Speaker 7: now anyway. It is a banger. It is.
• 56:32
  Speaker 8: Do we play a Harry Styles song or a One
• 56:34
  Speaker 8: Direction song? Let's take a quick vote right here. What
• 56:36
  Speaker 8: do you think, Rich?
• 56:38
  Speaker 4: Harry Styles.
• 56:38
  Speaker 6: One Direction.
• 56:39
  Speaker 5: One D.
• 56:40
  Speaker 7: One D.
• 56:41
  Speaker 6: Yes, you outvoted Rich.
• 56:43
  Speaker 7: Come on.
• 56:43
  Speaker 4: That's cool.
• 56:45
  Speaker 5: And because 1D is also Harry Styles.
• 56:47
  Speaker 7: Yeah, that's what started it. That's what started it, man.
• 56:50
  Speaker 5: It's nostalgia. Everyone loves nostalgia.
• 56:52
  Speaker 8: So make sure you're listening, you paid attention to Noah's interview.
• 56:56
  Speaker 8: Because if we have tickets, we might quiz you on
• 56:58
  Speaker 8: what we said to Noah.
• 57:01
  Speaker 7: Ooh, that's hard. Yeah, right? Let me ask you, Noah,
• 57:03
  Speaker 7: what were you wearing last night?
• 57:06
  Speaker 1: So I was wearing a New York Harry Styles jersey, black,
• 57:12
  Speaker 1: that I bought from the pop-up shop. And then a
• 57:15
  Speaker 1: tie that my friend Shelby stuck little emblems all over.
• 57:20
  Speaker 1: It was a red tie and there was a disco
• 57:22
  Speaker 1: ball and some stars and some kisses. And then I
• 57:24
  Speaker 1: had a kiss lip tattoo, fake tattoo on my forehead.
• 57:28
  Speaker 2: Awesome.
• 57:29
  Speaker 7: No wonder he pointed at you. Noah, you're the best.
• 57:32
  Speaker 7: Enjoy your days off. We'll see you on Monday.
• 57:35
  Speaker 18: See you then.
• 57:36
  Speaker 7: See you, Noah. That was awesome. I'm so glad you're here.
• 57:39
  Speaker 16: As the person who currently occupies your attention, I would
• 57:42
  Speaker 16: like to thank you for listening to John Jane Rich.
• 57:46
  Speaker 7: All right, call 104 right now. You get Disney tickets.
• 57:48
  Speaker 7: You got to know three of the magic words.
• 57:50
  Speaker 8: Call us at 877-937-1047. In the meantime, good morning, Maria.
• 57:57
  Speaker 8: About an hour and a half ago, we were talking
• 57:59
  Speaker 8: about annoying neighbors. You got an annoying neighbor story?
• 58:02
  Speaker 24: Good morning. How you guys doing?
• 58:06
  Speaker 16: Good.
• 58:06
  Speaker 4: Good.
• 58:09
  Speaker 2: Yes.
• 58:10
  Speaker 24: I didn't even think this was possible until I heard
• 58:12
  Speaker 24: Kyle's story. We are actually going through the same scenario.
• 58:17
  Speaker 24: So we bought a house just a little over a
• 58:19
  Speaker 24: year ago. And of course, brand new, the backyard is empty.
• 58:23
  Speaker 24: So before we bought the house, we actually went to
• 58:26
  Speaker 24: the HOA and let them know everything we wanted to do. Great.
• 58:30
  Speaker 24: Once we got it all approved, we submitted it, and
• 58:33
  Speaker 24: our neighbor to the next door of us, he said, oh,
• 58:36
  Speaker 24: come look at my pool.
• 58:37
  Speaker 19: Come look at my backyard.
• 58:38
  Speaker 24: Here's some ideas. Very, very friendly to begin with. Once
• 58:42
  Speaker 24: construction started, oh, kept complimenting, oh, it looks nice.
• 58:47
  Speaker 19: Gosh, that looks great.
• 58:48
  Speaker 24: Meanwhile, people are coming up and saying, hey, did you
• 58:50
  Speaker 24: get it permitted? Hey, did you get it permitted? And
• 58:53
  Speaker 24: we're like, why is everybody asking?
• 58:56
  Speaker 10: We did.
• 58:57
  Speaker 24: Everything's permitted. Everything has gone through. Come to find out,
• 59:01
  Speaker 24: he has been complaining about everything we did, about our pool,
• 59:05
  Speaker 24: about our outdoor kitchen, about our shop we built, and
• 59:08
  Speaker 24: he's even threatening to sue the HOA.
• 59:10
  Speaker 5: Oh, my gosh. That's such a pain.
• 59:14
  Speaker 7: That is a pain, Maria.
• 59:16
  Speaker 1: Yes.
• 59:17
  Speaker 24: And he actually did plant some flowers because he's like,
• 59:20
  Speaker 24: I can look into your kitchen window. And I'm like, oh,
• 59:23
  Speaker 24: my God, how rude. So he planted flowers and stuff
• 59:27
  Speaker 24: all along. And now all of his flowers. are coming
• 59:30
  Speaker 24: into our yard and getting in the pool. I'm like,
• 59:32
  Speaker 24: oh my God.
• 59:33
  Speaker 14: This is ridiculous.
• 59:34
  Speaker 7: Well, Maria, thank you for calling in. Thank you for listening.
• 59:38
  Speaker 13: You guys have a great day.
• 59:39
  Speaker 7: You too. Hey, what number are we at? Looking for
• 59:41
  Speaker 7: caller 104. Where are we at?
• 59:45
  Speaker 4: We're at caller 66.
• 59:46
  Speaker 7: Okay. Chris, good morning. You've got an annoying neighbor story?
• 59:52
  Speaker 8: I do, yeah.
• 59:53
  Speaker 28: I actually have two stories. One involves their pool and
• 59:56
  Speaker 28: another is their tree.
• 59:57
  Speaker 23: So what would you guys prefer?
• 59:59
  Speaker 7: The better one.
• 1:00:00
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:00:01
  Speaker 1: The better one.
• 1:00:01
  Speaker 28: Oh, they're both equally good.
• 1:00:03
  Speaker 1: I'll go with the pool.
• 1:00:04
  Speaker 28: So, you know, I've been in my home now for
• 1:00:07
  Speaker 28: about 10 years and I try to be patient with
• 1:00:10
  Speaker 28: my neighbors. I typically help out when I can, especially
• 1:00:13
  Speaker 28: like with the yard and just trying to, at one
• 1:00:16
  Speaker 28: point they were going through some struggles. So, you know,
• 1:00:18
  Speaker 28: I did my best to be a good neighbor like
• 1:00:20
  Speaker 28: anybody would. And I've realized that they don't reciprocate. So
• 1:00:25
  Speaker 28: their pool typically is poorly maintained. And I don't know,
• 1:00:28
  Speaker 28: I don't own a pool, but people that I do
• 1:00:30
  Speaker 28: are pretty adamant that they maintain like the corn content
• 1:00:34
  Speaker 28: and just try to avoid getting algae and things like
• 1:00:36
  Speaker 28: that within their pool. Well, my neighbor doesn't seem to
• 1:00:39
  Speaker 28: really mind to do that too much. So when they, uh,
• 1:00:43
  Speaker 28: see that their pool is becoming too like algae infested
• 1:00:46
  Speaker 28: or gross, they drain it. But the way they drain
• 1:00:48
  Speaker 28: it is they just, uh, turn their pool pump onto reverse.
• 1:00:52
  Speaker 28: So instead of actually like using a pool, um, like
• 1:00:56
  Speaker 28: a secondary pump to remove the water, they use a
• 1:00:59
  Speaker 28: pool pump because it's just easier for them, I guess,
• 1:01:02
  Speaker 28: than renting one or they don't own one, but they
• 1:01:04
  Speaker 28: just drain it directly into the side of their house.
• 1:01:06
  Speaker 28: So then it leaches underneath, uh, the fence into my yard.
• 1:01:11
  Speaker 28: So since they've been doing that, uh, two of my
• 1:01:14
  Speaker 28: walls has started to settle and you can see that
• 1:01:16
  Speaker 28: in like a stucco finish.
• 1:01:17
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:01:18
  Speaker 7: Backwash.
• 1:01:18
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:01:19
  Speaker 28: Yeah, because they're just backwashing it directly into like the
• 1:01:22
  Speaker 28: side yard. So I've had some settlement issues for like
• 1:01:26
  Speaker 28: a shed that I have on that side of the
• 1:01:27
  Speaker 28: house and the fence of mine that faces the front
• 1:01:30
  Speaker 28: of the property that has stucco. When they would drain
• 1:01:34
  Speaker 28: their pool to the street, their pool is so like
• 1:01:38
  Speaker 28: algae infested that now every time it rains, there's like
• 1:01:41
  Speaker 28: residue of algae there.
• 1:01:43
  Speaker 4: Chris, let me rephrase that.
• 1:01:44
  Speaker 7: I want you to tell me the shorter story, not
• 1:01:46
  Speaker 7: the better story.
• 1:01:47
  Speaker 4: They got themselves a pond is what they got.
• 1:01:50
  Speaker 8: I don't need to know the intricacies of how the
• 1:01:54
  Speaker 8: pool works.
• 1:01:54
  Speaker 4: We aren't the HOA.
• 1:01:57
  Speaker 7: For God's sake, Chris.
• 1:01:58
  Speaker 12: Okay.
• 1:01:58
  Speaker 7: So are they doing.
• 1:01:59
  Speaker 28: Anything about it? Absolutely not, no.
• 1:02:03
  Speaker 7: Okay.
• 1:02:03
  Speaker 1: All right.
• 1:02:04
  Speaker 7: Then you need to call the HOA. All right, brother.
• 1:02:06
  Speaker 7: Thank you. What number are we at now?
• 1:02:08
  Speaker 4: We've got to be at 300 now.
• 1:02:12
  Speaker 5: You guys are the worst.
• 1:02:13
  Speaker 4: You're the worst.
• 1:02:16
  Speaker 27: Oh, 99.
• 1:02:16
  Speaker 6: You're caller 100.
• 1:02:16
  Speaker 4: That's why we're not members of our HOA. We don't
• 1:02:18
  Speaker 4: want to.
• 1:02:21
  Speaker 6: Hear that. You're caller 102. Oh. You're caller 103. Caller
• 1:02:26
  Speaker 6: 104 is on line four.
• 1:02:30
  Speaker 7: Oh, my stomach hurt. That was funny.
• 1:02:35
  Speaker 8: You like it when i'm such a nice guy it was.
• 1:02:40
  Speaker 4: Such a long story you know my wife told me
• 1:02:41
  Speaker 4: she's like you're really nice until you guys start doing
• 1:02:43
  Speaker 4: butt slam she's like then the mean bridge barra.
• 1:02:45
  Speaker 7: Comes out oh my god what'd she say.
• 1:02:48
  Speaker 4: Color four 104 104 is on 14 or okay.
• 1:02:51
  Speaker 8: Oh exciting all right so by the way here's how
• 1:02:54
  Speaker 8: this works if you are not color 104 do not
• 1:02:57
  Speaker 8: worry But in exactly two hours, we're going to start
• 1:03:00
  Speaker 8: giving out magic words again. You got to write them down,
• 1:03:03
  Speaker 8: memorize them, and then we'll ask you for them tomorrow
• 1:03:04
  Speaker 8: at eight. Oh, let's see who this is.
• 1:03:08
  Speaker 7: Good morning, John Jane Rich. Who's this? Hello.
• 1:03:13
  Speaker 2: Hello.
• 1:03:14
  Speaker 4: Hi.
• 1:03:15
  Speaker 12: Hello.
• 1:03:15
  Speaker 6: Hello.
• 1:03:17
  Speaker 7: Who's this?
• 1:03:17
  Speaker 26: This is Angela.
• 1:03:20
  Speaker 7: Angela, you're caller 104.
• 1:03:22
  Speaker 28: No, I'm not.
• 1:03:23
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:03:24
  Speaker 7: Yeah, Angela.
• 1:03:25
  Speaker 5: Are you kidding?
• 1:03:26
  Speaker 14: No.
• 1:03:26
  Speaker 24: Are you kidding me?
• 1:03:27
  Speaker 18: Are you kidding me?
• 1:03:28
  Speaker 4: No, no. We would never lie to you, Angela.
• 1:03:31
  Speaker 13: Oh, my gosh.
• 1:03:32
  Speaker 9: I listen to you guys all the time, and now I'm.
• 1:03:34
  Speaker 19: Talking to you on the phone.
• 1:03:35
  Speaker 7: Well, thank you. What part of town are you in?
• 1:03:38
  Speaker 4: I'm in Glendale.
• 1:03:39
  Speaker 7: When was the last time you went to Disneyland?
• 1:03:43
  Speaker 1: When I was a child.
• 1:03:45
  Speaker 8: That is fantastic. Okay, well, so far, you've made it
• 1:03:48
  Speaker 8: through step one. Now, step two is we need... Three
• 1:03:53
  Speaker 8: of yesterday's magic words.
• 1:03:55
  Speaker 7: Three of the ten.
• 1:03:56
  Speaker 8: If you get those right, you get tickets to Disneyland.
• 1:04:00
  Speaker 1: Oh, my gosh.
• 1:04:02
  Speaker 4: Oh, my gosh.
• 1:04:03
  Speaker 12: Okay.
• 1:04:04
  Speaker 7: Ready.
• 1:04:05
  Speaker 10: I'm ready.
• 1:04:06
  Speaker 7: What do you got? Give us one.
• 1:04:08
  Speaker 18: Okay.
• 1:04:09
  Speaker 3: One.
• 1:04:10
  Speaker 18: Fantasy.
• 1:04:11
  Speaker 3: Boom.
• 1:04:12
  Speaker 7: Give us another one.
• 1:04:14
  Speaker 27: Boom.
• 1:04:14
  Speaker 9: Joyful.
• 1:04:16
  Speaker 2: All right.
• 1:04:17
  Speaker 7: One more and you're going.
• 1:04:20
  Speaker 9: Pixie.
• 1:04:20
  Speaker 1: Oh.
• 1:04:21
  Speaker 10: Yeah!
• 1:04:22
  Speaker 4: That's the winner!
• 1:04:26
  Speaker 14: Wow.
• 1:04:27
  Speaker 2: Wow.
• 1:04:28
  Speaker 6: You did it!
• 1:04:30
  Speaker 11: This is crazy.
• 1:04:31
  Speaker 6: Angela, you're going to Disneyland!
• 1:04:33
  Speaker 4: She sounds like she's in shock.
• 1:04:36
  Speaker 9: I am in shock.
• 1:04:37
  Speaker 13: Look, I never get through.
• 1:04:38
  Speaker 1: This is.
• 1:04:40
  Speaker 26: I gotta breathe.
• 1:04:41
  Speaker 6: Yeah!
• 1:04:45
  Speaker 9: Oh my gosh.
• 1:04:48
  Speaker 7: Well, you just won.
• 1:04:49
  Speaker 9: Thank you guys so much.
• 1:04:50
  Speaker 19: I can't believe I got through.
• 1:04:52
  Speaker 8: You won four two-day, one park-per-day passes, and you qualify
• 1:04:55
  Speaker 8: for the grand prize, a Disney vacation, which is four three-day,
• 1:05:00
  Speaker 8: one park-per-day passes, and a hotel at the Disneyland Resort.
• 1:05:03
  Speaker 7: Angela.
• 1:05:04
  Speaker 4: Oh, I would love that.
• 1:05:07
  Speaker 18: It has been so long since I've been there.
• 1:05:08
  Speaker 7: And it's the best. It is the most wonderful place
• 1:05:11
  Speaker 7: in the world.
• 1:05:11
  Speaker 4: But they've made some changes since you were there, too.
• 1:05:13
  Speaker 4: Probably some new rides.
• 1:05:16
  Speaker 18: Probably.
• 1:05:21
  Speaker 10: Wow.
• 1:05:22
  Speaker 7: Angela, hold on. Let me get your information, okay?
• 1:05:24
  Speaker 1: Hold on.
• 1:05:25
  Speaker 14: Okay.
• 1:05:25
  Speaker 27: Thank you guys so much.
• 1:05:27
  Speaker 7: Thank you for listening. Rich, kill him with the Disney jokes.
• 1:05:31
  Speaker 7: Another magic word's coming up.
• 1:05:32
  Speaker 6: 10.05.
• 1:05:34
  Speaker 7: And then 11.05, 12.05.
• 1:05:34
  Speaker 8: We're going to do it every day. Like I said,
• 1:05:36
  Speaker 8: we've got a lot going on this morning, man. Disney,
• 1:05:38
  Speaker 8: Harry Styles. We've still got Kanye, Chance the Rapper.
• 1:05:41
  Speaker 7: Harry Styles. Lots going on. Oh, man. What a morn, huh?
• 1:05:46
  Speaker 7: What a morn.
• 1:05:47
  Speaker 4: Just getting started.
• 1:05:49
  Speaker 6: Are we?
• 1:05:49
  Speaker 7: Because there's like two hours left of the show.
• 1:05:52
  Speaker 5: We're like halfway.
• 1:05:53
  Speaker 7: We're way more than just getting started, Rich.
• 1:05:55
  Speaker 8: Unless you plan on staying until noon or one or
• 1:05:57
  Speaker 8: something like that.
• 1:05:58
  Speaker 4: I'll hang out. What do I got going on? I
• 1:06:00
  Speaker 4: can't walk anywhere.
• 1:06:02
  Speaker 16: You come for the John Jay and Rich, but let's
• 1:06:06
  Speaker 16: be honest.
• 1:06:07
  Speaker 4: You stay for Kyle and Peyton. It's John Jay and Rich.
• 1:06:11
  Speaker 7: Kyle and Peyton, what's going on in the entertainment world?
• 1:06:13
  Speaker 5: Okay, I did not have this on my Taylor Swift
• 1:06:15
  Speaker 5: bingo card, but a scientist who happens to be a
• 1:06:19
  Speaker 5: huge Swiftie helped identify a new group of insects and
• 1:06:22
  Speaker 5: basically turned one of them into a Taylor Swift, basically.
• 1:06:27
  Speaker 5: It's like a new genus that he named Swiftiephilus.
• 1:06:31
  Speaker 4: That's pretty cool.
• 1:06:33
  Speaker 5: And there's four species references to Taylor herself in this
• 1:06:36
  Speaker 5: Swifty Phyllis. There is a lover fearless and the tortured
• 1:06:40
  Speaker 5: poets department. So there are now insects named after Taylor Swift.
• 1:06:44
  Speaker 6: That is like another level of superstardom right there.
• 1:06:47
  Speaker 15: I know.
• 1:06:48
  Speaker 6: It's amazing.
• 1:06:49
  Speaker 5: Sydney Sweeney has partnered with a company called Novig. And
• 1:06:53
  Speaker 5: I feel like these betting sites make so much money
• 1:06:55
  Speaker 5: because they're the only ones in the ads that are
• 1:06:57
  Speaker 5: getting these huge celebrities. Not only did they get Sydney Sweeney,
• 1:07:01
  Speaker 5: but they got Sydney Sweeney to strip down. And she's
• 1:07:05
  Speaker 5: promoting how this betting site is all... There's a lot
• 1:07:08
  Speaker 5: of betting sites. We talked about one just yesterday that
• 1:07:11
  Speaker 5: does arcade games and sports and everything.
• 1:07:13
  Speaker 2: Better.
• 1:07:14
  Speaker 5: But yeah, but this one is just sports.
• 1:07:17
  Speaker 6: Thinking of sports?
• 1:07:19
  Speaker 7: Prove it.
• 1:07:20
  Speaker 6: Novig is just sports. So they wanted to show just sports.
• 1:07:25
  Speaker 6: You can trade this sport and this sport.
• 1:07:28
  Speaker 17: How about this?
• 1:07:29
  Speaker 27: Or this?
• 1:07:30
  Speaker 1: Sports.
• 1:07:30
  Speaker 17: Sports.
• 1:07:31
  Speaker 7: Sports.
• 1:07:32
  Speaker 3: Sports.
• 1:07:32
  Speaker 6: You can't trade this. No betting on wars or deaths.
• 1:07:36
  Speaker 6: And no politics.
• 1:07:38
  Speaker 5: When she says sport, this sport, this sport, she's covering
• 1:07:41
  Speaker 5: her boobies with whatever that sport is. Basketballs, footballs, et cetera.
• 1:07:46
  Speaker 7: I watched it probably a thousand times yesterday. The thing
• 1:07:48
  Speaker 7: about the video that she made, it's really well done.
• 1:07:50
  Speaker 7: It's classy. She looks great. She looks beautiful.
• 1:07:52
  Speaker 1: She does.
• 1:07:53
  Speaker 8: And it's a great video. That's one of those things
• 1:07:54
  Speaker 8: where I think we've talked about before. That's our new
• 1:07:57
  Speaker 8: meet bikini, Kyle and Peyton.
• 1:07:59
  Speaker 14: Right.
• 1:07:59
  Speaker 1: Sports.
• 1:08:00
  Speaker 6: Just sports.
• 1:08:01
  Speaker 14: I honestly, though, like hats off to Sydney Sweeney because
• 1:08:04
  Speaker 14: I don't think that there is many as mainstream or
• 1:08:08
  Speaker 14: big stars like her that would be willing to do
• 1:08:10
  Speaker 14: advertisements like that.
• 1:08:11
  Speaker 6: Like she found her niche.
• 1:08:12
  Speaker 7: No, she got paid.
• 1:08:13
  Speaker 6: Getting paid.
• 1:08:14
  Speaker 5: I think it's a paycheck.
• 1:08:15
  Speaker 4: She was getting paid.
• 1:08:16
  Speaker 6: She found her niche. And I mean, that's what she
• 1:08:18
  Speaker 6: leans into. The hot blonde with big boobs. Like, good
• 1:08:20
  Speaker 6: for you, girl. More power to you.
• 1:08:22
  Speaker 5: We love ourselves some Sydney Sweeney.
• 1:08:24
  Speaker 2: Exactly.
• 1:08:25
  Speaker 14: W Magazine, they asked Justin Bieber and Hailey Bieber what
• 1:08:28
  Speaker 14: all of their favorite things are. And the Beliebers are
• 1:08:30
  Speaker 14: actually eating this up. Because you remember like back in
• 1:08:33
  Speaker 14: the day when you could... actually get magazines and like
• 1:08:35
  Speaker 14: you do interviews with your favorite artists and you would
• 1:08:37
  Speaker 14: pin it up on your wall or put it in
• 1:08:39
  Speaker 14: your binder. That's exactly how W Magazine did this interview
• 1:08:42
  Speaker 14: with Hailey Bieber and Justin Bieber. Asked them their favorite movie.
• 1:08:45
  Speaker 14: Hailey's was The Grinch. Justin was The Breakup. And everyone
• 1:08:48
  Speaker 14: is actually speculating The Breakup because you know that there's
• 1:08:51
  Speaker 14: that lore where it's like, does Justin Bieber really like
• 1:08:53
  Speaker 14: Hailey Bieber? Because apparently like two years ago, his favorite
• 1:08:56
  Speaker 14: movie was The Notebook. And now it's The Breakup?
• 1:09:00
  Speaker 8: Well, you know what the big headline out of that
• 1:09:02
  Speaker 8: interview is? That they're saying that the Biebers are boring.
• 1:09:05
  Speaker 6: Yeah, yeah.
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  Speaker 14: And a lot of them are just calling him out
• 1:09:09
  Speaker 14: that they have nothing in common.
• 1:09:10
  Speaker 6: But I'm like, opposites attract. You can't be the same
• 1:09:14
  Speaker 6: exact person that you're with. You got to switch it
• 1:09:16
  Speaker 6: up a little bit, in my opinion.
• 1:09:18
  Speaker 5: So I know Justin Bieber and like he also said
• 1:09:20
  Speaker 5: his favorite go-to karaoke song was With You by Chris Brown.
• 1:09:23
  Speaker 5: But I feel like what this article did was like,
• 1:09:26
  Speaker 5: they're just normal. They're not boring. They're just normal people.
• 1:09:31
  Speaker 4: And he's mellow. He's not like, you know, out of
• 1:09:33
  Speaker 4: the box crazy. He's a chill personality. I love this.
• 1:09:37
  Speaker 5: It's like, oh, they like to karaoke. Like Justin Bieber
• 1:09:40
  Speaker 5: is one of the biggest artists in the world and
• 1:09:42
  Speaker 5: he likes to karaoke.
• 1:09:43
  Speaker 4: That's awesome.
• 1:09:44
  Speaker 6: I agree with you.
• 1:09:45
  Speaker 14: I think it's probably just all like the inner 10
• 1:09:47
  Speaker 14: year olds who never got to be with Justin coming out.
• 1:09:50
  Speaker 6: You know, it's a little you got to hate a
• 1:09:51
  Speaker 6: little bit, but it is what it is.
• 1:09:53
  Speaker 14: Okay, so if you saw on Instagram, there was a
• 1:09:55
  Speaker 14: new account that was made, and it was Jennifer Lawrence.
• 1:09:58
  Speaker 14: And she has been basically saying that she is not
• 1:10:01
  Speaker 14: going to get on social media for the last decade.
• 1:10:03
  Speaker 14: So the fact that she even made this account is insane.
• 1:10:06
  Speaker 14: But when she made the account, it's not. You can't
• 1:10:08
  Speaker 14: find her at Jennifer Lawrence. You can only find her
• 1:10:11
  Speaker 14: at J-Law, which is what her nickname is. But in
• 1:10:14
  Speaker 14: her caption or in her bio, it's like, at Jennifer
• 1:10:17
  Speaker 14: Lawrence was taken. So someone out there has Jennifer Lawrence's
• 1:10:21
  Speaker 14: hat or her at name.
• 1:10:23
  Speaker 7: You know who?
• 1:10:24
  Speaker 14: Who?
• 1:10:24
  Speaker 7: Jennifer Lawrence.
• 1:10:25
  Speaker 14: Whoever another Jennifer Lawrence is, but I think Jay lost you.
• 1:10:27
  Speaker 4: She's a bad tech in Minnesota.
• 1:10:28
  Speaker 6: And perfect for her anyway.
• 1:10:29
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 1:10:31
  Speaker 14: SZA, she announced her new brand, Van SZA, with Vans.
• 1:10:36
  Speaker 14: So basically, she announced that she's going to have one
• 1:10:39
  Speaker 14: drop that comes out October 22nd. It's going to be
• 1:10:41
  Speaker 14: the new school Mule, which is like that kind of
• 1:10:44
  Speaker 14: old school, kind of chunky skater looking van. And what
• 1:10:47
  Speaker 14: I'm really loving about this collab and how she's adding
• 1:10:50
  Speaker 14: her own personality into it, You know how sometimes on
• 1:10:52
  Speaker 14: the back of.
• 1:10:52
  Speaker 6: Your shoe, you just like step on them. You don't
• 1:10:54
  Speaker 6: slip your shoe on all the way.
• 1:10:56
  Speaker 14: They specifically designed it so that back heel can lay
• 1:10:59
  Speaker 14: down because SZA always.
• 1:11:00
  Speaker 6: Walks on the back of her heels.
• 1:11:01
  Speaker 5: Oh, Scott has a pair of shoes like that and
• 1:11:03
  Speaker 5: he loves them. It's like you can wear whatever you want.
• 1:11:05
  Speaker 5: You want to, you want to go full shoe or
• 1:11:07
  Speaker 5: half shoe. Exactly.
• 1:11:09
  Speaker 6: So he would really like the Vans SZA collab.
• 1:11:12
  Speaker 5: I think I would too.
• 1:11:13
  Speaker 4: That's interesting.
• 1:11:14
  Speaker 7: Your husband doesn't look shoeish.
• 1:11:16
  Speaker 5: Okay, guys, we are five days away from the premiere
• 1:11:22
  Speaker 5: of Dancing with the Stars. The new season starts next Tuesday,
• 1:11:28
  Speaker 5: and it started off already with an injury. So Giada
• 1:11:32
  Speaker 5: De Laurentiis, she is on the show, and she actually
• 1:11:35
  Speaker 5: showed on her Instagram that she's injured already.
• 1:11:38
  Speaker 6: So I had a great day at rehearsals today.
• 1:11:40
  Speaker 5: Sadly, I busted my toe.
• 1:11:45
  Speaker 1: There's my toe.
• 1:11:46
  Speaker 6: As you can see, it's quite purple. I'm for sure
• 1:11:49
  Speaker 6: going to lose my toenail, I think. Ouch.
• 1:11:54
  Speaker 5: I knew that would get John Jay. Just the mental
• 1:11:56
  Speaker 5: picture alone. You don't need to go touch it.
• 1:11:58
  Speaker 4: He's twitching over there, you guys.
• 1:12:00
  Speaker 5: She did say she's determined to get better and be
• 1:12:04
  Speaker 5: a part of the opener. And she's like, we'll figure
• 1:12:06
  Speaker 5: it out. We're going to be part of the game. No, no,
• 1:12:08
  Speaker 5: no worries. blackpink's lisa is getting her own documentary you
• 1:12:12
  Speaker 5: guys a trailer for always la lisa chronicles her her
• 1:12:16
  Speaker 5: little solo run including a fifa world cup performance coachella
• 1:12:19
  Speaker 5: debut acting was like she's been very busy we really
• 1:12:23
  Speaker 5: had no days off it's hard because there's a lot of.
• 1:12:27
  Speaker 7: Pressure out like we don't have to do it this
• 1:12:30
  Speaker 7: crazy it's like no i can do it.
• 1:12:34
  Speaker 5: Is going to be huge. The film is getting released
• 1:12:36
  Speaker 5: in IMAX theaters October 12th. Blackpink fans, get your tickets
• 1:12:42
  Speaker 5: as soon as they come out. Lizzo, you guys, she's
• 1:12:44
  Speaker 5: adding one more job to her resume. This one involves kids,
• 1:12:48
  Speaker 5: a flute, and a whole kind of new audience. She
• 1:12:52
  Speaker 5: wrote a kid's book, a children's book called Lil Lizzo
• 1:12:55
  Speaker 5: Meets Sasha B. Fluten, which basically was inspired by her
• 1:12:59
  Speaker 5: own relationship with music and the flute. It even comes
• 1:13:01
  Speaker 5: with a QR code that can let kids get Hear
• 1:13:03
  Speaker 5: an original song she wrote. And then she says the
• 1:13:05
  Speaker 5: whole point is just helping kids find their own voice
• 1:13:08
  Speaker 5: and kind of feel like they belong and like follow
• 1:13:10
  Speaker 5: your dreams and the whole things you want kids to
• 1:13:11
  Speaker 5: do anyways. Paramount Plus just dropped the trailer for Team
• 1:13:17
  Speaker 5: Moms Baseball. This is Kim Kardashian's executive produced show that
• 1:13:20
  Speaker 5: is right here in Arizona. Baseball and Scottsdale go hand
• 1:13:24
  Speaker 5: in hand.
• 1:13:25
  Speaker 4: Legendary Prep Academy is a high performance baseball academy.
• 1:13:30
  Speaker 5: He's going to the MLB for sure. I'm not going
• 1:13:32
  Speaker 5: to kill his dream. We are here for the love
• 1:13:34
  Speaker 5: of the game. They start with that. They start with that.
• 1:13:36
  Speaker 5: And then all of a sudden it's like all the
• 1:13:38
  Speaker 5: parents hate each other. Like, you beep, beep, beep.
• 1:13:40
  Speaker 4: Yeah, it's insane.
• 1:13:41
  Speaker 5: It's going to be high drama for sure. That one
• 1:13:43
  Speaker 5: premieres September 24th on Paramount +. Okay, so imagine Hollywood
• 1:13:49
  Speaker 5: made a movie that is very obviously about you. It
• 1:13:53
  Speaker 5: cast Robert Pattinson as you or Peyton Zendaya as you
• 1:13:58
  Speaker 5: and never really asked your permission. This is what happened
• 1:14:01
  Speaker 5: to Chris Hansen, and he is not happy about it.
• 1:14:04
  Speaker 5: Chris Hansen says the new Robert Pattinson movie, Primetime, which
• 1:14:07
  Speaker 5: is very clearly inspired by To Catch a Predator, basically
• 1:14:10
  Speaker 5: stole his life. And he did not approve this. Nobody
• 1:14:14
  Speaker 5: involved him in it. And he thinks the movie kind
• 1:14:16
  Speaker 5: of makes the real work look darker and more sensational
• 1:14:19
  Speaker 5: than it was. And now he's actually looking into his
• 1:14:22
  Speaker 5: legal options.
• 1:14:23
  Speaker 4: That's supposed to be a.
• 1:14:24
  Speaker 6: Great movie, too. I mean, it has 100% on Rotten
• 1:14:26
  Speaker 6: Tomatoes and Robert Pattinson.
• 1:14:27
  Speaker 14: So I wonder if like he's salty, he's not getting
• 1:14:29
  Speaker 14: any of that money that's about to come through.
• 1:14:30
  Speaker 5: Maybe, but also like he was like, do I pursue
• 1:14:33
  Speaker 5: legal options or is that exactly what they wanted so
• 1:14:36
  Speaker 5: they could help promote the movie? So he's like, I
• 1:14:38
  Speaker 5: maybe want to explore it, but I also don't want
• 1:14:40
  Speaker 5: to bring more attention to it. But by saying that,
• 1:14:42
  Speaker 5: you already did. So sorry, Chris Hansen. If you're a
• 1:14:46
  Speaker 5: big Michael Jackson fan, just know that one of the
• 1:14:49
  Speaker 5: actual crystal-covered gloves from the 1984 Victory Tour is being
• 1:14:53
  Speaker 5: auctioned off, complete with the Swarovski crystals, a letter tracing
• 1:14:57
  Speaker 5: it back to someone who actually worked for Michael Jackson.
• 1:15:00
  Speaker 5: And it's the kind of piece that basically became a
• 1:15:02
  Speaker 5: part of his entire image. I love when stuff like
• 1:15:04
  Speaker 5: this goes up for auction because it's like, you know
• 1:15:06
  Speaker 5: the uber rich is going to pay big bucks for this.
• 1:15:09
  Speaker 5: And then you're like, you paid that for a glove.
• 1:15:12
  Speaker 5: Like it just always kind of blows my mind.
• 1:15:14
  Speaker 8: And the thing is, probably at the time, he probably
• 1:15:18
  Speaker 8: had gloves like a million.
• 1:15:19
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• 1:15:34
  Speaker 4: It's John Jay and Rich.
• 1:15:35
  Speaker 7: All right, we're going to play a game. Erica's our contestant. Hi, Erica.
• 1:15:38
  Speaker 1: Hi.
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  Speaker 7: How are you this morning?
• 1:15:43
  Speaker 24: Great.
• 1:15:44
  Speaker 11: How are you?
• 1:15:44
  Speaker 7: All right, so you're going to play a game with
• 1:15:46
  Speaker 7: us for Chance the Rapper tickets, okay?
• 1:15:50
  Speaker 2: Okay.
• 1:15:50
  Speaker 7: Okay, but we'll give you an option.
• 1:15:52
  Speaker 2: Here's my best.
• 1:15:52
  Speaker 8: I'm going to give you a chance. We are going
• 1:15:54
  Speaker 8: to give you a chance. A Chance the Rapper or
• 1:15:58
  Speaker 8: Kanye West tickets.
• 1:16:01
  Speaker 7: Okay?
• 1:16:03
  Speaker 1: Okay.
• 1:16:03
  Speaker 7: Don't give us an answer now.
• 1:16:05
  Speaker 8: Don't give us an answer now because at the end
• 1:16:06
  Speaker 8: of this game, whichever ticket you don't take, we will
• 1:16:09
  Speaker 8: give away to caller 14.
• 1:16:10
  Speaker 7: So I'm just letting you know.
• 1:16:12
  Speaker 4: Okay.
• 1:16:13
  Speaker 7: Okay, so let's play Pop 10.
• 1:16:14
  Speaker 3: All right.
• 1:16:14
  Speaker 1: It's time.
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  Speaker 7: It's time for Pop 10.
• 1:16:19
  Speaker 1: It's time.
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  Speaker 5: Okay, Erica, I hope you get these tickets. I think
• 1:16:23
  Speaker 5: you're going to do great. John Jay, we will start
• 1:16:25
  Speaker 5: with you. Apple made a huge announcement yesterday in their
• 1:16:28
  Speaker 5: new series, supposed to do way more, way more things
• 1:16:32
  Speaker 5: that you want. So, John Jay, there's 10 seconds on
• 1:16:34
  Speaker 5: the clock to name as many things. that you would
• 1:16:37
  Speaker 5: ask Siri to do if she suddenly had zero limitations.
• 1:16:40
  Speaker 5: You could ask Siri to do anything. On your mark,
• 1:16:43
  Speaker 5: get set, go.
• 1:16:44
  Speaker 7: Read people's minds. Become invisible. I would want to speak
• 1:16:49
  Speaker 7: in many different languages. Moonwalk. Travel through space. Speak. Dog.
• 1:16:56
  Speaker 5: I'll let that go. I'm going to count that one
• 1:16:58
  Speaker 5: for you. It was a very solid start. Rich, the
• 1:17:01
  Speaker 5: NFL is actually playing in Australia today.
• 1:17:04
  Speaker 4: Yes, they are.
• 1:17:05
  Speaker 5: It's their first ever regular season game in Australia. So, Rich,
• 1:17:08
  Speaker 5: you've got 10 seconds to name as many American things
• 1:17:12
  Speaker 5: that you can think of that we should make Australia
• 1:17:15
  Speaker 5: try next. On your mark, get set, go.
• 1:17:18
  Speaker 4: Ranch dressing. Let's see. A Camaro. French fries. Hot dogs.
• 1:17:25
  Speaker 4: And American pie. Apple pie.
• 1:17:28
  Speaker 6: American pie.
• 1:17:31
  Speaker 4: Like, what is American pie? Apple pie is American.
• 1:17:32
  Speaker 5: I'll take that, you know, and I'm going to just
• 1:17:34
  Speaker 5: count that as you were referring to the movie.
• 1:17:35
  Speaker 4: Okay, you should try that movie.
• 1:17:36
  Speaker 5: So that it's different than the apple pie.
• 1:17:38
  Speaker 4: I probably don't have Australian pie in the movie.
• 1:17:41
  Speaker 5: Okay, Peyton, this week Ariana Grande just surprise dropped a
• 1:17:46
  Speaker 5: complete live album without a big drawn out announcement and
• 1:17:49
  Speaker 5: fans are loving it. So Peyton, you've got 10 seconds
• 1:17:52
  Speaker 5: to name as many things in life that are just
• 1:17:54
  Speaker 5: awesome when they come as a surprise. On your mark,
• 1:17:57
  Speaker 5: get set, and go.
• 1:17:59
  Speaker 6: A bonus check, a free gift card, when you.
• 1:18:06
  Speaker 5: You're usually so fast.
• 1:18:08
  Speaker 23: I know.
• 1:18:08
  Speaker 5: I don't know why I'm having a breakdown.
• 1:18:10
  Speaker 6: Because my mind low-key went somewhere else at first.
• 1:18:13
  Speaker 3: You know what I mean?
• 1:18:14
  Speaker 6: And then you have to just get back on track.
• 1:18:16
  Speaker 3: Dang it.
• 1:18:16
  Speaker 6: I will redeem myself in round two.
• 1:18:18
  Speaker 5: You just wanted to give Erica a better shot. So, Erica,
• 1:18:21
  Speaker 5: it is your turn now. You know you have to
• 1:18:23
  Speaker 5: be very quick because there's only 10 seconds, right?
• 1:18:26
  Speaker 6: Uh-huh.
• 1:18:28
  Speaker 22: All right.
• 1:18:28
  Speaker 5: September is here. And it's the Burr months, right? Which
• 1:18:32
  Speaker 5: means everyone's kind of, we're all kind of pretending it's
• 1:18:34
  Speaker 5: sweater weather, even though we know it is definitely not
• 1:18:36
  Speaker 5: sweater weather yet. So Erica, you've got 10 seconds to
• 1:18:40
  Speaker 5: name as many things that we do to force fall
• 1:18:43
  Speaker 5: to happen before the weather is ready. On your mark,
• 1:18:47
  Speaker 5: get set, go.
• 1:18:50
  Speaker 24: Okay, drinks, hot coffee, hot tea, swimming.
• 1:18:57
  Speaker 12: I don't know why.
• 1:18:57
  Speaker 19: Okay, all right.
• 1:19:00
  Speaker 5: I mean, you did better than Peyton that round.
• 1:19:03
  Speaker 26: Yes, good job.
• 1:19:04
  Speaker 5: You can pull ahead in round two.
• 1:19:08
  Speaker 4: All right.
• 1:19:09
  Speaker 5: John Jay, Miley Cyrus, she announced she's entering a whole
• 1:19:11
  Speaker 5: new era. She doesn't want to be Cyrus anymore. It's
• 1:19:13
  Speaker 5: just Miley. So she is joining a whole other elite
• 1:19:17
  Speaker 5: celebrity group, celebrities with one name. So John Jay, 10
• 1:19:21
  Speaker 5: seconds on the clock to name as many celebs that
• 1:19:24
  Speaker 5: are only one name.
• 1:19:26
  Speaker 2: Go.
• 1:19:27
  Speaker 7: Beyonce, Bieber, Miley, Cher, Elton John. The Beatles.
• 1:19:37
  Speaker 5: That's true.
• 1:19:37
  Speaker 4: They didn't have two band names.
• 1:19:39
  Speaker 5: You're going to usher Drake, Rihanna, Adele. You did pretty
• 1:19:41
  Speaker 5: good there, though. John Jay is in the lead, so
• 1:19:43
  Speaker 5: he is the one to beat. Rich, season five of
• 1:19:46
  Speaker 5: The Secret Lives of Morning Wives drops today.
• 1:19:48
  Speaker 4: Awesome.
• 1:19:49
  Speaker 5: It's only five episodes, though, because of all the drama
• 1:19:51
  Speaker 5: with Taylor Fergie Ball. They literally had to stop taping
• 1:19:53
  Speaker 5: in the middle of the season. But, Rich, you've got
• 1:19:55
  Speaker 5: ten seconds to name as many things. that would immediately
• 1:19:59
  Speaker 5: get you kicked out of mom talk.
• 1:20:02
  Speaker 13: Ooh.
• 1:20:02
  Speaker 5: Ready, set, go.
• 1:20:04
  Speaker 4: Having an affair with one of the husbands, taking a
• 1:20:07
  Speaker 4: brand that was your brand, like you did the deal
• 1:20:09
  Speaker 4: for the brand, getting your hair extensions by somebody else,
• 1:20:11
  Speaker 4: and getting your own puppy deal. Oh, that was really good.
• 1:20:16
  Speaker 5: Literally only one point behind John Jay. Peyton, we talked
• 1:20:20
  Speaker 5: earlier about how New York Fashion Week is kicking off today,
• 1:20:24
  Speaker 5: which means we are going to see some very questionable
• 1:20:26
  Speaker 5: things called fashion. In the past, there's been all these
• 1:20:29
  Speaker 5: bizarre things that they're like, it's fashion. So 10 seconds
• 1:20:32
  Speaker 5: is on the clock right now for you, Peyton, to
• 1:20:34
  Speaker 5: name as many completely ridiculous things that you could just
• 1:20:37
  Speaker 5: wear and convince people you are high fashion just because
• 1:20:41
  Speaker 5: you're at Fashion Week. On your mark, get set, and go.
• 1:20:45
  Speaker 14: A dog on your head, a shoe on your hand,
• 1:20:49
  Speaker 14: a belt as a headband, your socks on as gloves,
• 1:20:53
  Speaker 14: your nail polish as like these weird, gross things.
• 1:20:56
  Speaker 4: I don't know.
• 1:20:56
  Speaker 19: Use your imagination.
• 1:20:58
  Speaker 6: That was really good.
• 1:20:59
  Speaker 2: Okay.
• 1:20:59
  Speaker 5: Not enough to beat John Jay. So Erica right now,
• 1:21:02
  Speaker 5: John Jay is the one to beat if you would
• 1:21:04
  Speaker 5: like to have your choice at Chance the Rapper or
• 1:21:07
  Speaker 5: Kanye tickets. Okay, so get your creativity going. A lot
• 1:21:10
  Speaker 5: of people are really excited. Apple announced a foldable phone.
• 1:21:13
  Speaker 5: We're getting into the details of that in just a
• 1:21:15
  Speaker 5: little bit. It's really expensive. It starts at $ 2, 000. So, Erica,
• 1:21:21
  Speaker 5: you've got 10 seconds on the clock to name as
• 1:21:24
  Speaker 5: many things that you would rather spend $ 2, 000 on. Like,
• 1:21:29
  Speaker 5: all the things you'd rather spend $ 2, 000 on than a
• 1:21:32
  Speaker 5: new phone. On your mark, get set, and go.
• 1:21:36
  Speaker 3: Clothes, a car, vacation, get to the Bahamas, choose.
• 1:21:47
  Speaker 5: Oh, you were so close.
• 1:21:48
  Speaker 4: Get some badass shoes for 2K, though. Oh, Erica.
• 1:21:54
  Speaker 5: Our Pop 10 winner of today is John J. Van Ness.
• 1:21:58
  Speaker 7: Oh, Erica.
• 1:21:59
  Speaker 6: John J.
• 1:22:00
  Speaker 7: Van Ness. I want to tell you this. You were
• 1:22:02
  Speaker 7: so close.
• 1:22:03
  Speaker 8: I really want those Kanye tickets. But, Erica, you pick.
• 1:22:07
  Speaker 8: Kanye or Chance the Rapper?
• 1:22:11
  Speaker 6: Oh, that's a really hard one.
• 1:22:17
  Speaker 22: Kanye.
• 1:22:18
  Speaker 7: Kanye. You chose wisely. In my opinion.
• 1:22:23
  Speaker 5: You're going to see Kanye West.
• 1:22:27
  Speaker 8: Hold on the line. Call her 14 right now. You
• 1:22:31
  Speaker 8: get to go see Chance the Rapper. So hold on, Erica. Congratulations.
• 1:22:35
  Speaker 4: That's a pretty cool thing. They get to just have
• 1:22:38
  Speaker 4: 14 and get Chance tickets. That's cool.
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  Speaker 7: Very cool.
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  Speaker 14: And the Chance the Rapper, he's doing his coloring book album,
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  Speaker 14: which dropped like 10 years ago, which in my opinion
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  Speaker 14: is the best Chance album ever.
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  Speaker 16: You've got questions, and we have four unqualified people to
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  Speaker 16: give you answers.
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  Speaker 4: It's John Jay and Rich.
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  Speaker 8: All right. It's John Jay and Rich. Harry Styles made
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  Speaker 8: a big announcement this morning. He's coming to Phoenix in April.
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  Speaker 8: We've got free tickets. An hour ago, we talked to
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  Speaker 8: our very own Noah Lashley, our behind-the-scenes Noah, our audio ninja.
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  Speaker 7: He was in New York.
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  Speaker 8: He went to the concert last night to see Harry Styles.
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  Speaker 8: Here's how you can win the tickets. The first person
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  Speaker 8: that can tell us specifically what Noah was wearing last night, 877-937-1047,
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  Speaker 8: you will get tickets.
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  Speaker 7: You'll be the first person.
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  Speaker 8: You'll probably be the first person in the United States
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  Speaker 8: to get tickets to his first show, not in New York.
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  Speaker 2: 877-937-1047.
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  Speaker 8: Be specific what Noah was wearing. Now, if you missed
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  Speaker 8: the interview, it's already loaded up. It's already podcast. You
• 1:23:41
  Speaker 8: go to John J. Rich On Demand on the iHeartRadio app,
• 1:23:44
  Speaker 8: the free iHeartRadio app, and you can listen to it
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  Speaker 8: really quick. We're going to look for a winner after
• 1:23:50
  Speaker 8: Kyle tells.
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  Speaker 7: Us what we need to know.
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  Speaker 5: Okay, it is official, you guys. Apple finally joined the
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  Speaker 5: foldable phone world yesterday. It was the worst-kept secret. But
• 1:23:59
  Speaker 5: the new iPhone Duo is coming out. It starts at
• 1:24:02
  Speaker 5: a casual $ 2, 000. It goes all the way up to $ 3, 000,
• 1:24:05
  Speaker 5: depending on how much storage you want. It opens to
• 1:24:07
  Speaker 5: a 7.5-inch screen. works with your Apple Pencil and uses
• 1:24:11
  Speaker 5: Touch ID. Apple also dropped the iPhone 18 Pro and
• 1:24:15
  Speaker 5: Pro Max with a major upgrade, AirPod 5 with noise
• 1:24:19
  Speaker 5: cancellation and live translation starting at just $ 129, and the
• 1:24:23
  Speaker 5: Apple Watch Series 12 and Ultra 4 with a whole
• 1:24:26
  Speaker 5: bunch of new health AI features like I can guess
• 1:24:28
  Speaker 5: your health age. Weirdly, though, there was no regular iPhone
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  Speaker 5: 18 announced just yet.
• 1:24:34
  Speaker 4: Oh, yeah, that's true.
• 1:24:35
  Speaker 5: That's coming like next spring, but they want you to
• 1:24:37
  Speaker 5: get the more expensive.
• 1:24:39
  Speaker 14: I was texting my sister about the new iPhone Duo,
• 1:24:43
  Speaker 14: the foldable one. And she was telling me she was like,
• 1:24:47
  Speaker 14: I feel like millennials are freaking out about this because
• 1:24:49
  Speaker 14: it's basically a sidekick, but like a smartphone.
• 1:24:53
  Speaker 6: And I was like, it looks like an iPad to me.
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  Speaker 7: It does.
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  Speaker 5: I think that was their goal. They literally said it
• 1:24:58
  Speaker 5: was inspired by the iPad. I'm like, it was inspired
• 1:25:00
  Speaker 5: by Samsung's foldable phone. I thought it's eighth generation, but okay.
• 1:25:04
  Speaker 14: Literally, but she was like, it's giving sidekick vibe where
• 1:25:06
  Speaker 14: you can flip it and you can do the whole thing.
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  Speaker 4: That's a really expensive buy-in. Really expensive.
• 1:25:13
  Speaker 8: I heard that the iPhone 18, when it does come out,
• 1:25:16
  Speaker 8: that it's going to be almost as much if you
• 1:25:17
  Speaker 8: get the two terabyte.
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  Speaker 4: Or something like that.
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  Speaker 2: Really?
• 1:25:20
  Speaker 7: You're saying that?
• 1:25:20
  Speaker 6: You're not going to be the first one to get it.
• 1:25:23
  Speaker 4: I'm saying that I'm not going to. I did already
• 1:25:26
  Speaker 4: pre-buy the AirPods.
• 1:25:27
  Speaker 7: The new AirPods.
• 1:25:28
  Speaker 4: See, okay.
• 1:25:29
  Speaker 6: So you were in there somewhere.
• 1:25:30
  Speaker 4: I was in there somewhere, but I don't think I'm
• 1:25:31
  Speaker 4: going to switch my phone. Just joking.
• 1:25:33
  Speaker 5: Samsung did immediately start trolling Apple.
• 1:25:35
  Speaker 3: I saw that.
• 1:25:35
  Speaker 5: They just said, welcome to Foldables. We've been here for
• 1:25:37
  Speaker 5: eight generations.
• 1:25:39
  Speaker 14: They were like, are you going to keep reheating our
• 1:25:41
  Speaker 14: leftovers or what?
• 1:25:43
  Speaker 4: I was like.
• 1:25:44
  Speaker 6: Gen Z is definitely running that X account. Oh my gosh,
• 1:25:47
  Speaker 6: so funny.
• 1:25:48
  Speaker 5: Okay, there is a big development in the Lindsay Clancy case.
• 1:25:51
  Speaker 5: It is insane how each day there is more drama
• 1:25:54
  Speaker 5: with this. So Lindsay Clancy's attorney is now trying to
• 1:25:56
  Speaker 5: just get the entire case thrown out completely so prosecutors
• 1:26:00
  Speaker 5: cannot put her through a second trial. So normally when
• 1:26:03
  Speaker 5: a jury can't agree, you get a mistrial, which is
• 1:26:05
  Speaker 5: basically what happened. But prosecutors are allowed to start over
• 1:26:09
  Speaker 5: with a new jury in that case. Her attorney, though,
• 1:26:11
  Speaker 5: is arguing that this mistrial should have never even happened
• 1:26:14
  Speaker 5: because there was that one juror that was holding out. Now, normally,
• 1:26:18
  Speaker 5: if one juror holds out because they truly believe that
• 1:26:22
  Speaker 5: that person should be guilty and the rest are finding
• 1:26:24
  Speaker 5: it to acquit. That's the key. However, this specific juror
• 1:26:29
  Speaker 5: actually said and admitted that he had reasonable doubt, which
• 1:26:33
  Speaker 5: is what basically they needed to acquit. And so now
• 1:26:38
  Speaker 5: because of that, he's saying they can put this whole
• 1:26:40
  Speaker 5: thing into double jeopardy, which make them not be allowed
• 1:26:43
  Speaker 5: to put her through a second trial. September 29th is
• 1:26:46
  Speaker 5: the big day we're looking for because that's when he
• 1:26:48
  Speaker 5: will argue in court and we'll see what the judge
• 1:26:50
  Speaker 5: says because it's just a mess actually right now. Now,
• 1:26:55
  Speaker 5: if you would look on TikTok for an apartment... Maybe
• 1:26:59
  Speaker 5: don't because it is becoming a really sketchy place to
• 1:27:02
  Speaker 5: look for housing. A new study actually found 68% of
• 1:27:05
  Speaker 5: rental listings on TikTok have at least one major scam warning.
• 1:27:10
  Speaker 5: Younger renters are actually getting hit the hardest with this.
• 1:27:12
  Speaker 5: They have no idea they're getting scammed. 18 to 29-year-olds
• 1:27:14
  Speaker 5: are three times more likely to report losing money to
• 1:27:17
  Speaker 5: these specific scams, which they lure you in because this
• 1:27:21
  Speaker 5: place looks amazing and it's at a really amazing price.
• 1:27:25
  Speaker 5: So the biggest rule is if you are looking for
• 1:27:27
  Speaker 5: housing online, no matter what, if it seems too good
• 1:27:32
  Speaker 5: to be true, it probably is. Make sure you go
• 1:27:35
  Speaker 5: in person or at the very least get like a
• 1:27:37
  Speaker 5: video tour or something like make sure that you have
• 1:27:39
  Speaker 5: proof that the place even exists. So if you normally
• 1:27:42
  Speaker 5: see movies at Harkins here in town, there's a. Weird
• 1:27:46
  Speaker 5: little movie theater breakup happening right now. Harkins will no
• 1:27:49
  Speaker 5: longer show any A24 movies. They said they could not
• 1:27:52
  Speaker 5: come to an agreement with A24 on the terms to
• 1:27:55
  Speaker 5: show their films. So for now, if you want to
• 1:27:57
  Speaker 5: see an A24 movie like Onslaught, you got to go
• 1:28:00
  Speaker 5: somewhere else. It could obviously change it. They do work
• 1:28:02
  Speaker 5: out a new deal. You know, it's all about the money.
• 1:28:04
  Speaker 5: But right now, A24 movies are officially off the Harkins menu.
• 1:28:09
  Speaker 6: I need them to like.
• 1:28:10
  Speaker 14: Kiss and Makeup because Harkins is my favorite movie theater
• 1:28:13
  Speaker 14: and I love a good A24 film.
• 1:28:15
  Speaker 3: I know.
• 1:28:15
  Speaker 5: I just want everyone to get along.
• 1:28:16
  Speaker 23: Please.
• 1:28:17
  Speaker 6: Just for us movie goers.
• 1:28:18
  Speaker 5: There is some good news in town. Phoenix City Council
• 1:28:21
  Speaker 5: officially approved the new one-year pilot that will allow Roosevelt
• 1:28:25
  Speaker 5: Row businesses to host artists, jewelry makers, clothing vendors, food sellers,
• 1:28:29
  Speaker 5: and other local creators for First Friday. So the vendors
• 1:28:32
  Speaker 5: are back for First Friday. They're sending out applications. They
• 1:28:36
  Speaker 5: open September 16th and the first revamped First Friday will
• 1:28:40
  Speaker 5: be October 2nd with all the vendors and all the
• 1:28:42
  Speaker 5: fun stuff on Roosevelt Row. And that's what you need
• 1:28:44
  Speaker 5: to know.
• 1:28:45
  Speaker 8: Harry Styles announced his tour. His first stop is in Phoenix.
• 1:28:50
  Speaker 8: The first two shows in Phoenix. We have free tickets.
• 1:28:53
  Speaker 8: We talked to Noah an hour ago. Noah, our audio ninja,
• 1:28:56
  Speaker 8: was there at Madison Square Garden last night. He said
• 1:28:58
  Speaker 8: it was an amazing concert. And since New York Fashion
• 1:29:01
  Speaker 8: Week started today in New York, it's a fashion question.
• 1:29:05
  Speaker 8: We want to know what did Noah say he wore
• 1:29:08
  Speaker 8: specifically to the Harry Styles concert. If you get it right,
• 1:29:12
  Speaker 8: you'll be the first person in the world to have
• 1:29:15
  Speaker 8: tickets to his first show or second show.
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  Speaker 7: I don't know which way to take it from.
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  Speaker 14: Erin.
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  Speaker 4: Yes.
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  Speaker 7: Are you a Harry Styles fan?
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  Speaker 9: Yes, totally.
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  Speaker 6: Okay.
• 1:29:26
  Speaker 7: Okay. This is yours.
• 1:29:27
  Speaker 8: If you get it right, what did Noah wear last
• 1:29:30
  Speaker 8: night to Harry Styles and Madison Square Garden?
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  Speaker 1: Okay.
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  Speaker 27: He wore a black New York Harry Styles jersey with
• 1:29:36
  Speaker 27: a red tie that had disco balls all over it.
• 1:29:40
  Speaker 27: And he also had little kisses, tattoos on his forehead.
• 1:29:44
  Speaker 5: The details.
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  Speaker 7: Well done.
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  Speaker 5: I'm impressed.
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  Speaker 7: Well done. You win.
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  Speaker 2: Woohoo!
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  Speaker 3: Yay!
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  Speaker 23: Oh, my gosh.
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  Speaker 10: Oh, my gosh.
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  Speaker 15: You just made us so excited.
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  Speaker 27: Oh, my gosh.
• 1:29:57
  Speaker 7: You're going to see Harrison B. Stiles.
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  Speaker 4: Oh, my gosh. You guys just made our day.
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  Speaker 7: Congratulations, Erin. Thanks for listening.
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  Speaker 6: Thank you.
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  Speaker 16: Broadcasting live across the world right now. This is the
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  Speaker 16: John Jay and Rich radio program.