Latest / Blazed and Confused Podcast / Episode 61: $28,000
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- 0:01Speaker 1: The play is in Confused. Podcast is rated M for
- 0:03Speaker 1: marijuana no minors, but your audience is.
- 0:06Speaker 2: Only Alvi's back. Hey, guys, Alvi's a truck driver. Yes,
- 0:11Speaker 2: he said, Uh, I gotta get another job. I said why,
- 0:14Speaker 2: and he goes, so I can do this? And I
- 0:16Speaker 2: was like what it was smoke? I was like, why
- 0:19Speaker 2: can't you? And what'd you say?
- 0:21Speaker 3: CDL H. Yeah, would be homeless? You said, yes, I
- 0:25Speaker 3: would because I would have no job.
- 0:26Speaker 2: Yeah, if I were a truck driver, I'd still Hey.
- 0:32Speaker 3: This is an opportunity, Joel. You said, if you were
- 0:34Speaker 3: going to get a real job, I thought.
- 0:37Speaker 1: That I could be a jo I don't know about
- 0:39Speaker 1: a truck that's a little extreme. But I could be
- 0:41Speaker 1: a driver, I thought, But not if you have to. Well,
- 0:43Speaker 1: this could be my way of giving up smoking marijuana.
- 0:46Speaker 1: You know, I could become a driver.
- 0:48Speaker 2: You had this rule that you made up in your
- 0:51Speaker 2: head that you were going to like only smoke in
- 0:53Speaker 2: the evenings. Has that been a thing that's been happening.
- 0:55Speaker 2: I haven't seen you in a while.
- 0:56Speaker 1: I'd say that it's it's become more of a thing,
- 1:00Speaker 1: but it's not a thing yet. It's become more of
- 1:03Speaker 1: a thing like today would be the exception to that,
- 1:05Speaker 1: because today was my lazy day. Yeah, I've done nothing
- 1:08Speaker 1: but nap. You've been a rock star for like a
- 1:09Speaker 1: week now, a lot of shows. You're playing a lot
- 1:12Speaker 1: of shows. I drink an entire pot of coffee today,
- 1:15Speaker 1: but yet I napped the entire day too.
- 1:17Speaker 4: How is that even possible?
- 1:19Speaker 1: That sounds like it should like those two things shouldn't
- 1:21Speaker 1: be able to happen at the same time, the entire
- 1:23Speaker 1: pot of coffee and an entire day of a napping.
- 1:25Speaker 1: You're broken.
- 1:26Speaker 3: I think it's still a part where the body just
- 1:28Speaker 3: becomes immune.
- 1:29Speaker 1: There's times where I'll drink.
- 1:31Speaker 3: I've had to back down the coffee, but I've had
- 1:34Speaker 3: times where I can. I can hit the boustella hard,
- 1:37Speaker 3: like real hard, and like nothing.
- 1:39Speaker 2: What's a bustella is the.
- 1:42Speaker 1: It's like it's like a Spanish brand of coffee. Spanish brand.
- 1:46Speaker 1: It's from my friend Joel over here, remember Joe. Well, yeah,
- 1:49Speaker 1: coffee is ridiculously expensive nowaday, I don't drink it.
- 1:52Speaker 2: I have no idea what people are doing with it.
- 1:54Speaker 1: It's painful. It's painfully expensive. Well, apparently, when you go
- 1:57Speaker 1: to the grocery store. The two biggest expenses now are.
- 2:01Speaker 2: Be lettuce. Well I heard that was like twelve dollars
- 2:05Speaker 2: let us expensive pound right now?
- 2:07Speaker 1: Yeah, are you like not eating lettuce because of the
- 2:10Speaker 1: shit your pants disease that's going on now?
- 2:12Speaker 4: Or no?
- 2:12Speaker 2: No, I figure I could knock a couple of pounds
- 2:14Speaker 2: off if I happened to contract that.
- 2:16Speaker 1: Oh lord, they like don't know if it's just one
- 2:20Speaker 1: brand of lettuce like it. There's a whole thing on
- 2:22Speaker 1: the news the other day about it. I mean it's
- 2:23Speaker 1: a little scary. However, I haven't really stopped eating lettuce.
- 2:26Speaker 1: If anything, I'm eating more lettuce now than I ever
- 2:28Speaker 1: have ever because I'm trying to like eat healthy and
- 2:30Speaker 1: I'm succeeding at eating healthy for the.
- 2:32Speaker 4: First time in a very long time.
- 2:34Speaker 1: Got like three bags of groceries and it was one
- 2:36Speaker 1: hundred and twenty five dollars. Sounds ridiculous, sounds and again
- 2:41Speaker 1: I will die standing on this hill. But if you
- 2:44Speaker 1: eat healthy, it's expensive. Yeah, it's expensive, yes, And I'm
- 2:48Speaker 1: not even getting like the fancy organic shit. I'm starting
- 2:51Speaker 1: to buy like the cheapest of cheap now, like coffee.
- 2:54Speaker 1: I was always a cough, not a coffee snob. But
- 2:56Speaker 1: I would never buy like the cheap, cheap, cheap coffee.
- 2:59Speaker 1: Now I'm like sorting to the giant store brand coffee,
- 3:03Speaker 1: like getting getting even like the store brand coffee. The
- 3:06Speaker 1: store brand beef again, one hundred and twenty five bucks
- 3:08Speaker 1: or three bags of groceries? Wow, who am I doing?
- 3:10Speaker 1: What else did you buy?
- 3:13Speaker 4: What else did I buy?
- 3:13Speaker 2: Let's take a look inside Joel's grocery bag.
- 3:16Speaker 1: Here comes Yeah, well what am I buying now? So?
- 3:19Speaker 4: Eggs?
- 3:19Speaker 1: I'm eating a ton of eggs. I'm eating like three
- 3:21Speaker 1: four eggs a day.
- 3:23Speaker 4: What else? Apples? Peanut butter.
- 3:26Speaker 1: Peanut butter is expensive, powdered peanut butter for the protein shakes.
- 3:29Speaker 4: Oh, I told you I have the farre life.
- 3:32Speaker 1: Now.
- 3:32Speaker 4: The milk that costs six.
- 3:34Speaker 2: Dollars, that's ridiculous, not even a gallon.
- 3:37Speaker 1: No, and it.
- 3:38Speaker 4: Pains me to purchase this milk.
- 3:40Speaker 2: Can ask you a question, why are you drinking that?
- 3:42Speaker 1: Because I'm trying to gain weight and there's so much
- 3:45Speaker 1: protein and so much whatever the fucking that milk it's
- 3:47Speaker 1: supposed to be.
- 3:48Speaker 2: So you're eating it sounds like you're eating plenty of
- 3:50Speaker 2: protein right now.
- 3:51Speaker 1: Egg but I'm doing it everywhere. I'm the yogurt. Yogurt's expensive.
- 3:56Speaker 2: Is that all you're eating?
- 3:57Speaker 1: Though? Protein?
- 3:59Speaker 4: Pretty much?
- 4:00Speaker 1: All right? Yeah, I'm doing whatever AI tells me.
- 4:04Speaker 2: I know, and I don't like it.
- 4:05Speaker 1: I know. Stop doing it? Why because it's taking jobs? Yeah,
- 4:10Speaker 1: and if I stop doing it tomorrow, that's not going
- 4:13Speaker 1: to change anything.
- 4:13Speaker 5: I know.
- 4:14Speaker 1: But you're part of the problem.
- 4:15Speaker 4: Okay, good, I'll admit that I'm part of the problem.
- 4:17Speaker 1: I know.
- 4:18Speaker 3: Yeah, at least he doesn't deny it. No, that's something
- 4:22Speaker 3: I guess.
- 4:23Speaker 1: And I think there's something to be said as to
- 4:26Speaker 1: getting ahead of the learning curb in terms of curve curb.
- 4:31Speaker 1: What did I say, curb curb, curb your enthusiasm, curve something. No, really, though,
- 4:37Speaker 1: I think you got to learn how to use AI
- 4:39Speaker 1: now before it's too late, because the future of AI,
- 4:43Speaker 1: I mean the future is learning how to type into
- 4:46Speaker 1: a prompt. That's the future of existence on Earth. Existence
- 4:52Speaker 1: with technology is learning how to type into a prompt.
- 4:54Speaker 1: I get in.
- 4:55Speaker 2: So you know what I heard the other day a
- 4:57Speaker 2: radio station was playing a commercial for an AI workshop.
- 5:00Speaker 2: I'm like, you guys are advertising something that's going to
- 5:02Speaker 2: put you out of business. Isn't that interesting? AI workshop?
- 5:06Speaker 1: Yeah?
- 5:06Speaker 4: What does that entail?
- 5:07Speaker 2: Learn how you can utilize AI to grow your business?
- 5:12Speaker 5: Oh?
- 5:12Speaker 2: Okay, but like you're advertising that on the radio. Isn't
- 5:16Speaker 2: radio supposed to help you build your business?
- 5:18Speaker 1: I don't know. You know, anytime I hear those ads
- 5:21Speaker 1: too that are like targeted at business owners but like
- 5:25Speaker 1: cast on such a wide net, it's like, how many
- 5:27Speaker 1: people do you think that are listening to this right now?
- 5:29Speaker 1: Own a business? Truly think about it? I mean, really
- 5:33Speaker 1: true waste. It seems like a waste of me. I agree.
- 5:35Speaker 2: When do you think AI podcasts will become a thing
- 5:38Speaker 2: that's like the next thing that's going to happen, and
- 5:39Speaker 2: then we won't be able to do this either.
- 5:41Speaker 1: I really don't think that.
- 5:43Speaker 4: I don't know.
- 5:43Speaker 1: I don't. I don't see a world where AI voices prevail.
- 5:49Speaker 1: I still think that the human voice will stand dull
- 5:52Speaker 1: I do cause I but then again, I mean, the
- 5:56Speaker 1: technology might prevail enough that you know, you can't tell
- 6:00Speaker 1: the difference between an AI voice and a human voice.
- 6:03Speaker 1: It's scared. It's getting close now, it's very close. Yeah.
- 6:06Speaker 2: The thing is is that I knew this was going
- 6:07Speaker 2: to happen. I just didn't realize it was going to
- 6:09Speaker 2: happen in like a year and a half. Yeah, you
- 6:11Speaker 2: know the idea.
- 6:11Speaker 3: It was pretty quick fast within a year, Like things
- 6:14Speaker 3: are undistinguishable, even like videos you see where they're bringing
- 6:18Speaker 3: like I s the one and it's a funny one,
- 6:20Speaker 3: like the Tupac Shakur mister Rogers ones. Those aren't real.
- 6:27Speaker 3: I don't know, but like they got the voices down.
- 6:31Speaker 3: You know, if you pay attention, you could see, Okay,
- 6:34Speaker 3: there's a couple of glitches in there.
- 6:35Speaker 5: You know.
- 6:35Speaker 3: Even other videos they're bringing out where it's like they're
- 6:39Speaker 3: bringing all kinds of stuff out of the woodworks, like
- 6:41Speaker 3: they're doing if you saw old school movie from the eighties,
- 6:44Speaker 3: The Last Dragon. They're bringing the showgun of Harlem out
- 6:48Speaker 3: and he's like fighting different people, Like there was one
- 6:51Speaker 3: that just came out where he's fighting mister Miyagi.
- 6:53Speaker 1: You know what I mean.
- 6:54Speaker 3: And you know it just they're just bringing all kinds
- 6:57Speaker 3: of stuff out, And.
- 6:57Speaker 2: The problem is is that people are getting dumber and
- 7:00Speaker 2: dumber and dumber and they think it's real.
- 7:03Speaker 1: That's the problem.
- 7:05Speaker 2: Are you sure that, mister Rogers Two things now, I'm
- 7:09Speaker 2: not one of them, don't.
- 7:12Speaker 1: My favorite are the the videos of like the deer,
- 7:16Speaker 1: the wild animals that are jumping on people's trampoline, Like,
- 7:20Speaker 1: oh yeah, the camera footage of the backyard with the trampolining.
- 7:24Speaker 1: Oh my god, here's a bear that like jumps up
- 7:27Speaker 1: on the trip starts doing.
- 7:30Speaker 2: What and everyone's like, oh my god, this is so
- 7:33Speaker 2: real and it's the best thing I've ever seen. Then
- 7:35Speaker 2: they're gonna show it to ten thousand of their dumb
- 7:38Speaker 2: friends and so on and so on.
- 7:40Speaker 4: I think I should press the open button.
- 7:42Speaker 1: What do you think?
- 7:43Speaker 2: Do we start recording? Yeah, we've been recording. I'm just
- 7:46Speaker 2: joshing ye. Start the show.
- 7:50Speaker 5: The Blazed and Confused podcast with Becker and Joel, The
- 7:54Speaker 5: trivia podcast where truth, Fury, and THC. Let's spark your
- 8:01Speaker 5: curiosity and light up some knowledge.
- 8:04Speaker 3: Don't.
- 8:05Speaker 5: Blazed and Confused Podcast with Becker and Joel starts now.
- 8:10Speaker 1: Now.
- 8:11Speaker 2: Ali is back on the show for episode I think
- 8:14Speaker 2: this is sixty one. If I'm wrong, it's got to
- 8:16Speaker 2: be sixty two. So it's either sixty one or sixty two,
- 8:19Speaker 2: one of those. It's one of those. Welcome to the show, Alvi,
- 8:21Speaker 2: Thanks for joining us again.
- 8:23Speaker 1: Thanks for having me.
- 8:23Speaker 2: You're on the road, trucking, trucking, trucking, you know, and
- 8:29Speaker 2: grateful dead, grateful dead, grateful dead.
- 8:31Speaker 1: Yeah you said it before.
- 8:33Speaker 3: No, I knew the answer.
- 8:34Speaker 2: I was ready to answer.
- 8:35Speaker 1: Yeah. And who's the guitar player that everybody knows from
- 8:37Speaker 1: the Grateful Dead?
- 8:38Speaker 2: That's a John Mayer.
- 8:40Speaker 1: Well, that it is. Yeah, I'm not wrong. Yeah, h yeah,
- 8:45Speaker 1: got it. Well, I mean he's in Debt and Company.
- 8:48Speaker 1: We'll give the same thing. You like John Mayer. Yeah,
- 8:52Speaker 1: I've been listening to a lot of John Mayer. I appreciate,
- 8:54Speaker 1: I respect John Mayer.
- 8:55Speaker 2: He could play the guitar. I'm sure I saw him
- 8:56Speaker 2: one time. I saw him back in the day when
- 8:57Speaker 2: he was like rush and new and young and yeah.
- 9:00Speaker 1: Yeah, it's good. Well, run through the halls of my
- 9:04Speaker 1: high school. I want to scream at the.
- 9:07Speaker 4: Top of my lis. It's a good one.
- 9:10Speaker 1: Keep it going. I don't know. I just.
- 9:16Speaker 2: And so I've got to rise.
- 9:18Speaker 1: Yeah, if you're listening to this right now, God bless you.
- 9:20Speaker 2: Yeah, why are you doing it?
- 9:23Speaker 1: I love singing bad on purpose, Like I want to
- 9:26Speaker 1: go to a karaoke night. I am petrified I'll sing
- 9:29Speaker 1: in front of two thousand people, like it's nobody's business. Fine,
- 9:31Speaker 1: I'm good, But like when it comes to the karaoke
- 9:33Speaker 1: night at the bar where there's twenty people there, that
- 9:36Speaker 1: I'm more scared by that. But I would rather go
- 9:38Speaker 1: to like the karaoke night and intentionally sing bad. I
- 9:41Speaker 1: think it's it's fun to sing bad on purpose. I've
- 9:44Speaker 1: never oh, I don't know.
- 9:46Speaker 2: I mean I might be a bad singer, so I
- 9:47Speaker 2: don't think I've done it on purpose, but I try
- 9:49Speaker 2: when I go to karaoke.
- 9:50Speaker 1: So, speaking speaking of singing bad, I'm going to give
- 9:52Speaker 1: you a trivia question before we even get to trivia.
- 9:55Speaker 1: But you know who's the Motown artist, mister Becker, the
- 9:58Speaker 1: Motown artist that originally sang the song dancing in the
- 10:02Speaker 1: Street calling out around the world? Are you ready for
- 10:08Speaker 1: a brand new beat here at the time for dancing
- 10:12Speaker 1: in the street? Who does it?
- 10:13Speaker 2: Who sings in the street? I don't know, Motown singer Motown. Well,
- 10:18Speaker 2: it's like a group, Motown group, I don't know. Okay,
- 10:21Speaker 2: So it's Martha and the Bendela's right. I would never
- 10:22Speaker 2: have known that, Okay.
- 10:23Speaker 1: Alright, So Martha Reeves, the lead singer of Martha and
- 10:27Speaker 1: the Vandellas. I think she's like eighty five. Alread no
- 10:30Speaker 1: you seen this? You know what? I'm a only fans,
- 10:32Speaker 1: does she God?
- 10:34Speaker 2: No, I don't know where you guys are going.
- 10:36Speaker 1: I know where he's going.
- 10:37Speaker 3: No.
- 10:38Speaker 1: So she's she's still alive and kicking, and she just recently.
- 10:42Speaker 1: I think it was a week ago or so now.
- 10:44Speaker 1: She sang the national anthem at the very first women's
- 10:49Speaker 1: professional Baseball League game.
- 10:51Speaker 4: I says he it was on August first. Yep, I
- 10:53Speaker 4: was right.
- 10:53Speaker 1: Martha Reeves, eighty five years old, best known as the
- 10:56Speaker 1: lead singer Martha and Vandellas, sang the Star Spangled banner.
- 10:59Speaker 2: It's a little bit questionable. Oh do we have audio?
- 11:03Speaker 4: Yeah, Jacob, take a list of this and.
- 11:05Speaker 3: The rock.
- 11:09Speaker 1: The moves bursting in as uk.
- 11:13Speaker 3: Fool through the night that Alan was still still there.
- 11:22Speaker 5: Whole same does Saust thingle Ben.
- 11:31Speaker 1: Word or the Land on the Ba.
- 11:39Speaker 6: And the Home of the broad.
- 11:48Speaker 2: Hm.
- 11:49Speaker 1: You think about that.
- 11:52Speaker 7: Alvin and the the brado As they say is wow,
- 12:03Speaker 7: sounds like they got some applause.
- 12:07Speaker 2: See, I think it's you. I know I've heard him
- 12:11Speaker 2: do that voice before.
- 12:12Speaker 1: I don't know. Man again, I will never sing the
- 12:14Speaker 1: national anthem ever. It's a career under you fuck it up,
- 12:17Speaker 1: You're done, You're done. It's also again like, I don't
- 12:21Speaker 1: want to throw shade at anybody for singing the national
- 12:23Speaker 1: anthem because vocally it's incredibly challenging. It's super hard to
- 12:27Speaker 1: sing the national anthem. You have to have a wicked,
- 12:30Speaker 1: wicked range. It gets really low at parts and it
- 12:32Speaker 1: gets really high at parts no matter what key you
- 12:33Speaker 1: do it in.
- 12:34Speaker 2: So it's a tough song. You want to try it
- 12:37Speaker 2: right now?
- 12:37Speaker 1: Not really and burst.
- 12:47Speaker 3: Oh man, were those background singers kind of floating in
- 12:51Speaker 3: the background there because they seemed a little lost.
- 12:53Speaker 2: They like every now and then, that's just it.
- 12:55Speaker 1: So the background singers, the background singers were singing in
- 12:58Speaker 1: one key and she was singing in another. She was
- 13:01Speaker 1: much so she came out. So it says here that
- 13:04Speaker 1: she later said the performance wasn't the performance she had
- 13:07Speaker 1: hoped for. She blamed the wet, windy conditions and the
- 13:10Speaker 1: fact that she didn't have proper stage monitors to hear.
- 13:14Speaker 2: Oh yeah, that was the problem.
- 13:18Speaker 1: She says. Rehearsal video surface showing Reeves complaining that her
- 13:21Speaker 1: backup singers were out of tune before the game.
- 13:25Speaker 4: So there was this video of them practicing the.
- 13:28Speaker 1: Song, practicing the national anthem before the game, and there's
- 13:31Speaker 1: nobody sitting, there's nobody in the stadium, and there rehearsing,
- 13:34Speaker 1: and she stops and she's like, you're off key.
- 13:37Speaker 2: I mean, somehow somehow made it better.
- 13:46Speaker 1: I didn't realize you could press two buttons here at
- 13:48Speaker 1: the same time.
- 13:48Speaker 2: Yeah, wow, you pressed mine all the time. First, Oh
- 14:05Speaker 2: my god, that's funny.
- 14:06Speaker 1: You learned something new. I literally I never knew that
- 14:09Speaker 1: you could press two buttons at the same time. Wow.
- 14:12Speaker 1: You know. And no's half the battle.
- 14:14Speaker 2: I'm probably not gonna remember that you can either. It's
- 14:16Speaker 2: the funny part.
- 14:20Speaker 4: Let's do the wrap it round.
- 14:21Speaker 1: Yeah, let's get this over with. Let's get this over with.
- 14:26Speaker 3: So you don't understand. I go on, I listen to
- 14:28Speaker 3: this and like I'm in my car listening. I'm answering
- 14:32Speaker 3: for the person that's not me, Like I'm listening like
- 14:35Speaker 3: wrap it round, like all right, cool, And I'm answering
- 14:37Speaker 3: as I'm driving, and I'm like as soon as I
- 14:39Speaker 3: get here, it's like wrap around, Like I'm gonna get
- 14:41Speaker 3: every question that I'm not gonna know, but I could
- 14:44Speaker 3: be in my car. No, ninety percent of what you're
- 14:47Speaker 3: drilling into somebody else.
- 14:48Speaker 1: Now, let's get it out. Let's do it. The game
- 14:51Speaker 1: begins in three What does the average body have? Two
- 14:59Speaker 1: hundred and six of.
- 15:01Speaker 7: Pas?
- 15:02Speaker 2: Okay? What is the plural of deer?
- 15:06Speaker 1: Deer? Yeah? What? What project created the atomic bomb? Nuclear?
- 15:13Speaker 1: I don't know.
- 15:13Speaker 2: There's a name for it. Mahi Mahi is a type
- 15:16Speaker 2: of what animal?
- 15:18Speaker 1: Bird?
- 15:19Speaker 5: No?
- 15:20Speaker 1: What position in the US government has been held by
- 15:23Speaker 1: Hillary Clinton, Colin Powell, and.
- 15:26Speaker 4: Henry Kissinger Kissinger.
- 15:29Speaker 1: Yeah, Colon Powell, by the way, No, it's definitely Colon.
- 15:38Speaker 3: Congress, Like, just Congress. I'm going to go Congress.
- 15:42Speaker 2: What is lava called when it's below the earth surface?
- 15:46Speaker 1: Magma?
- 15:46Speaker 2: Yeah?
- 15:47Speaker 1: What do you call vessels that carry blood away from
- 15:50Speaker 1: the heart?
- 15:53Speaker 2: What programming languages used to create web applications?
- 15:58Speaker 3: Lord Jesus, No, no, no, these are hard. Aren't they
- 16:02Speaker 3: do this to me every time?
- 16:05Speaker 1: The Italian astronaut that was the first to use a telescope,
- 16:09Speaker 1: Well it wasn't in an astronaut. Read that again, oh, astronomer.
- 16:17Speaker 1: What Italian astronomer was the first to use a telescope?
- 16:21Speaker 4: To observe the night sky.
- 16:24Speaker 1: Now that one I told you in my defense, don't
- 16:28Speaker 1: you think that astronomer?
- 16:29Speaker 4: And what did I say?
- 16:31Speaker 1: That's kind of the same thing out the sky?
- 16:36Speaker 2: It's all the same, all right. What is the most
- 16:39Speaker 2: common noun for a group of cows? And no, it's
- 16:42Speaker 2: not your mom. That's not your mom. Yeah, I heard,
- 16:45Speaker 2: is absolutely right. Well, you got to right to think.
- 16:52Speaker 2: It's pretty good for our show. I told you, let's recap.
- 16:58Speaker 2: What does the average body have? Two hundred and six
- 17:01Speaker 2: of I'm confident that you can get.
- 17:02Speaker 4: This if you really think about it.
- 17:04Speaker 3: Two hundred and six yeah, bones, yeah.
- 17:08Speaker 2: We have two hundred and six of those guys. Yeah,
- 17:10Speaker 2: the plural of deer deer, you got that one. The
- 17:14Speaker 2: project that created the atomic bomb is the Manhattan Project.
- 17:17Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah, I never want to know. I didn't want
- 17:20Speaker 1: Did you watch that movie? Yeah? Did you watch that?
- 17:23Speaker 1: Was it good? It's long? Yeah? Long? That's what I
- 17:26Speaker 1: see that you got, Joel, Yeah, I know, I'm done right.
- 17:28Speaker 2: You'll be checked out about fifteen minutes.
- 17:30Speaker 1: Well, they say that when you see the bomb go off,
- 17:32Speaker 1: it's halfway through.
- 17:34Speaker 2: Yeah, that's what they say. Yeah, you got a ways
- 17:36Speaker 2: to go.
- 17:36Speaker 1: After that.
- 17:37Speaker 3: Ye, that's kind of painful, though, I'd want to see
- 17:39Speaker 3: it earlier.
- 17:39Speaker 1: I guess are you sure that this question for you
- 17:41Speaker 1: called it mahi mahi? Every time I saw this previously,
- 17:45Speaker 1: I always pronounced it as like mayhai mayhi No like
- 17:48Speaker 1: may may may no.
- 17:51Speaker 2: Mahi mahi me me. You never had mahi mahi?
- 17:54Speaker 1: Tacos? Yeah, I've had those before.
- 17:57Speaker 2: What is mahi mahi?
- 17:58Speaker 1: I don't know.
- 17:58Speaker 2: It is fish. I don'kay goofball? Would you say it
- 18:02Speaker 2: was a bird?
- 18:02Speaker 1: I don't know.
- 18:05Speaker 3: If you really wanted the reelance I was going to
- 18:07Speaker 3: give you, it would have been way off. But it's
- 18:08Speaker 3: mahi may I was making a drink. I don't know
- 18:11Speaker 3: why am I tie? You're probably taking it?
- 18:14Speaker 1: Yeah, there we go?
- 18:15Speaker 2: Maha you know mahi mahi?
- 18:18Speaker 1: Yeah?
- 18:18Speaker 4: I don't know, all right?
- 18:19Speaker 1: Anyway, I know.
- 18:21Speaker 4: And same thing with this one on question five.
- 18:23Speaker 1: Position in the US government that's been held by Hillary Clinton.
- 18:26Speaker 1: I think it's Colin Powell. I don't think it's Colin.
- 18:30Speaker 1: We'll look it up. You just spelled it's spelled c
- 18:32Speaker 1: O L I N. That's Colin. I know Colin pronounced Colin,
- 18:36Speaker 1: but I may be wrong, but the hell would name
- 18:37Speaker 1: their kid colon?
- 18:41Speaker 2: I mean really colan anyway, I'm gonna look that up.
- 18:45Speaker 1: That's a rough one.
- 18:48Speaker 2: You can talk to your your chat CHPT. Right, have
- 18:51Speaker 2: him say it, the Secretary of State? Is it Colin
- 18:54Speaker 2: Powell or Colon Powell? How do you pronounce it? It's
- 18:57Speaker 2: pronounced Colin Powell, like in, wait, this is why I'm
- 19:04Speaker 2: going to have a job for a little while.
- 19:06Speaker 1: Longer said it with both of them? What was that?
- 19:09Speaker 1: Is it Colin pal or Colon pal?
- 19:12Speaker 6: Ah?
- 19:13Speaker 1: Right, it's pronounced colon pal first part rhymes with pollen
- 19:19Speaker 1: or fallen, not coal.
- 19:22Speaker 2: What did he say the beginning there? It's pronounced I
- 19:27Speaker 2: don't trust him for anything? Right now, it's colon. I
- 19:31Speaker 2: think it's Colin anyway, whatever, Secretary of State. Lava below
- 19:36Speaker 2: the earth surfaces magma. What do you call the vessels
- 19:40Speaker 2: that carry blood away from the heart.
- 19:42Speaker 1: I was always taught away arteries a yeah aa, arteries
- 19:46Speaker 1: not not alcoholics anonymous no, no, no, no, no arteries away.
- 19:51Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, you get it right.
- 19:53Speaker 1: Educational podcast education, what programming languages used to create web applications?
- 19:59Speaker 4: We were looking for Java script.
- 20:02Speaker 1: Yeah, I would never know that. Yeah, there's no way. Yeah.
- 20:04Speaker 4: The Italian astronomer and board still throws me off.
- 20:08Speaker 1: I don't know why that was the first to use
- 20:10Speaker 1: a telescope to observe the nice guy. That's Galileo.
- 20:13Speaker 2: Yeah, remember him?
- 20:14Speaker 4: I do.
- 20:15Speaker 1: Yeah, you guys are friends.
- 20:16Speaker 4: Believe it or not. I think I would have gotten
- 20:17Speaker 4: that one correct too.
- 20:18Speaker 1: You would have been alright. There's a song by Amy
- 20:20Speaker 1: Grant back and remember Amy Grant?
- 20:22Speaker 4: Yeah?
- 20:22Speaker 1: Yeah, she had a song called Galileo. How did it go? Remember?
- 20:26Speaker 1: You don't remember? She was like, I am Galileo. You
- 20:29Speaker 1: brought this up before on another episode.
- 20:31Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, that's how I remember that one.
- 20:34Speaker 1: All right.
- 20:35Speaker 4: I was gonna say I remember singing that before.
- 20:37Speaker 2: Better than that rendition of the.
- 20:44Speaker 1: Thank you?
- 20:46Speaker 2: Uh? And what is the most common noun for a
- 20:49Speaker 2: group of cows? We were looking for her? You got
- 20:51Speaker 2: that one?
- 20:52Speaker 5: You heard?
- 20:54Speaker 2: Well done?
- 20:56Speaker 1: No, we survived the rapid round, thank god.
- 21:00Speaker 2: Do you think about random shit while you're driving? Is
- 21:03Speaker 2: it mostly about how people in front of you are
- 21:05Speaker 2: pissing you.
- 21:05Speaker 1: Off all the time? Yeah, let's talk about it. Random thought.
- 21:10Speaker 1: Random that's what we do. And it's his voice, rapidly,
- 21:12Speaker 1: randomly random thoughts or blazed and confused random thoughts. That's him.
- 21:19Speaker 1: That's cool.
- 21:20Speaker 2: Remember, yeah, I'm honored. Yeah, it's cool hearing your own voice. Right,
- 21:24Speaker 2: most people are terrified of that.
- 21:25Speaker 1: Then no, I'm all about it.
- 21:28Speaker 2: So Joel has been very busy. He's been a rock
- 21:31Speaker 2: star this week. Did you think about anything all you
- 21:34Speaker 2: were getting prepped for your sets?
- 21:35Speaker 1: I thought about a few things. Yeah, yeah, like what well,
- 21:39Speaker 1: let me tell you a story about me going to
- 21:41Speaker 1: the bank last week. This is a little ridiculous. So
- 21:43Speaker 1: I went to the bank with like a lot of
- 21:44Speaker 1: money and some checks. I have some gigs recently, so
- 21:47Speaker 1: it was I'll tell you fled out how much money
- 21:49Speaker 1: it was, right, I probably shouldn't do this, but whatever.
- 21:51Speaker 1: It was twenty eight hundred dollars twenty one hundred dollars total,
- 21:54Speaker 1: between like three checks and the rest cash. Right. So
- 21:57Speaker 1: I go to the bank, uh no, line, walk right in,
- 22:00Speaker 1: sit down at to tell her. From the jump, I'm like, man,
- 22:03Speaker 1: this looks like something is like off. I just I
- 22:06Speaker 1: just thought that something was like. So she starts looking
- 22:08Speaker 1: at this money, she starts counting. She says how much,
- 22:10Speaker 1: and I said, yeah, it's about twenty eight hundred bucks.
- 22:12Speaker 1: Because I counted like eleven times and I got twenty
- 22:14Speaker 1: eight hundred dollars.
- 22:16Speaker 2: And you said that just because you thought that there
- 22:19Speaker 2: might be a limit, you know what I mean, that
- 22:20Speaker 2: she might be looking for Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- 22:22Speaker 1: So they always ask you how much, and I said,
- 22:24Speaker 1: it's about twenty one hundred dollars. So she's counting this
- 22:26Speaker 1: money and she's looking at this money like she's never
- 22:29Speaker 1: seen money before in her life. Then she starts saying
- 22:32Speaker 1: to me twenty eight thousand. Then I said, I thought
- 22:36Speaker 1: she was kidding at first, and I did like laughed,
- 22:38Speaker 1: I chuckled. I'm like, no, no, no, no, no, that'd be fun,
- 22:40Speaker 1: but no, twenty eight hundred right twenty seconds later. Uh yeah,
- 22:45Speaker 1: it's like it's coming up a little short here. You
- 22:47Speaker 1: said twenty eight thousand. I'm like, wow, a little so hard.
- 22:50Speaker 1: I said no, no, no, no, no, twenty eight hundred. She
- 22:53Speaker 1: did it three times. Third time she goes okay, so
- 22:56Speaker 1: I'm a little confused. You said twenty eight thousand. I'm like, no, no, no,
- 23:00Speaker 1: twenty eight hundred to.
- 23:01Speaker 2: Eight zero zero right to eight zero zero.
- 23:04Speaker 1: Mind you, I never thought that it would take fifteen
- 23:07Speaker 1: minutes out of my day to get money in my
- 23:10Speaker 1: bank account, like this shouldn't be a long extended process, right, Yeah,
- 23:14Speaker 1: So here when she asked me how much money it was,
- 23:17Speaker 1: and I said, oh, it's about twenty eight hundred dollars.
- 23:20Speaker 1: There just so happened to be a rogue ten dollars
- 23:22Speaker 1: bill in there, so it was twenty eight hundred ten dollars.
- 23:26Speaker 1: And that's what threw off this whole thing, like she
- 23:29Speaker 1: couldn't figure it out, had no idea.
- 23:31Speaker 2: She was off by like twenty six thousand dollars though
- 23:34Speaker 2: I know.
- 23:34Speaker 1: But but again though I gave her twenty eight twenty
- 23:38Speaker 1: eight ten and the ten dollars bill, like that's what
- 23:41Speaker 1: threw That's what threw her off because she put in
- 23:43Speaker 1: the computer to eight zero zero and it was given
- 23:46Speaker 1: her air messages because it was ten dollars over. Oh
- 23:49Speaker 1: my god. She was telling me that I was under
- 23:51Speaker 1: to get to twenty eight thousand. These people are in
- 23:53Speaker 1: charge of.
- 23:54Speaker 3: Our money money right now. She can't handle this, come on.
- 23:58Speaker 1: So I told her, I'm like, okay, I need a receipt,
- 24:03Speaker 1: I need proof from that. And then I sat and
- 24:05Speaker 1: watched my bank account all day to make sure that
- 24:08Speaker 1: she got it in there but.
- 24:09Speaker 2: Jeez, when she asked you that the third time, you
- 24:12Speaker 2: should have been like, yeah, you know.
- 24:14Speaker 1: What, brand no problem. So I want to know how
- 24:17Speaker 1: often are people walking into the bank with twenty eight
- 24:19Speaker 1: thousand dollars to just casually like put it in right?
- 24:22Speaker 1: I guess maybe more than you think.
- 24:24Speaker 3: Good God, that's funny, that's wild. It's painful a little
- 24:28Speaker 3: bit too.
- 24:29Speaker 2: I don't know if this is an anniversary anniversary people want
- 24:32Speaker 2: to actually celebrate. But twenty two years ago, just a
- 24:34Speaker 2: few days ago, it was the twenty second anniversary of
- 24:36Speaker 2: when Dave Matthew's tour bus dropped a bunch of human
- 24:40Speaker 2: waste on a bunch of people. Did you hear about that?
- 24:42Speaker 2: I'd never heard about, dude. It was in Chicago. It
- 24:45Speaker 2: like got dumped off a bridge and there was like
- 24:48Speaker 2: a Chicago tour going underneath the bridge and it was
- 24:51Speaker 2: like all this shit all over these people. I remember
- 24:56Speaker 2: hearing about that, But it just celebrated its twenty second anniversary.
- 24:59Speaker 2: So imagine no people they could say, yeah, one time,
- 25:02Speaker 2: Dave Matthew's on me, the whole band took a shit out.
- 25:09Speaker 2: How lucky it's gotta be some got of good luck anyway,
- 25:13Speaker 2: that happened twenty two years ago. Also, I wanted to
- 25:17Speaker 2: talk about this. I was at a restaurant the other day.
- 25:19Speaker 2: If you order an entree and it comes with two sides,
- 25:21Speaker 2: one of which is like a salad, do you think
- 25:23Speaker 2: that salad should be brought out with your meal? It's
- 25:27Speaker 2: a side, but it should be before I understand, but
- 25:30Speaker 2: it's a side right now, you're using it as a side.
- 25:34Speaker 1: The reason why you get a shalad when you go
- 25:36Speaker 1: out to eat is because you're dying for something to
- 25:38Speaker 1: eat and you need something fast, and the salad is there.
- 25:41Speaker 4: That's the reason why you get it, at least for me.
- 25:43Speaker 1: Anyway, you agree, I'm with Joel on this one.
- 25:45Speaker 2: I agree, like sometimes I'll order a side salad just
- 25:48Speaker 2: so I can get that before my meal. But this
- 25:49Speaker 2: comes with your meal, right It's a little different.
- 25:52Speaker 3: Even like a salad bar, because that's even quicker because
- 25:54Speaker 3: you can literally just jump up bit. You put your
- 25:56Speaker 3: order in and they're like, okay, salad bar, they're there,
- 25:58Speaker 3: boom done, you're over there. You I out eighteen ton
- 26:00Speaker 3: to lettuce on there and whatever else you want to
- 26:02Speaker 3: throw on top, and you're good to go.
- 26:03Speaker 2: I haven't had a salad bar in a long time.
- 26:05Speaker 2: It sounds like a bad time to visit one, though.
- 26:07Speaker 1: Yeah, I had a salad bar last week and I
- 26:10Speaker 1: don't know. It was a little where'd you go the
- 26:12Speaker 1: Nazareth Diner? I'm sorry? Sorry it was okay. Let me guess, though,
- 26:18Speaker 1: about your little salad question here? Did you go to
- 26:21Speaker 1: a restaurant and not get your salad with your meal
- 26:23Speaker 1: after you asked your friend? Did?
- 26:25Speaker 4: Oh?
- 26:25Speaker 2: Your friend he wanted a salad to eat with his klamari,
- 26:29Speaker 2: which he got as an appetizer, but the salad came
- 26:31Speaker 2: with his entree, and he had asked, hey, can you
- 26:34Speaker 2: bring that out? I'd like to eat these two together,
- 26:36Speaker 2: and they never did, and I go, I wonder if
- 26:38Speaker 2: it's because in the back they were like, that's a side.
- 26:41Speaker 2: It was supposed to be with his meal. Next question,
- 26:43Speaker 2: but it turns out they didn't even bring it out anyway.
- 26:45Speaker 2: Next question, did you bitch about it? I didn't bitch
- 26:47Speaker 2: about it. He asked one time, like, hey, could you
- 26:50Speaker 2: bring out my salad? And they brought my salad out,
- 26:52Speaker 2: which was really funny.
- 26:54Speaker 1: I will say no offense, but every time I go
- 26:57Speaker 1: out to eat with you. You always want bitch about
- 26:59Speaker 1: something that's not true. Yeah it is, something's wrong, and
- 27:01Speaker 1: you're like, do I say something? I think I should
- 27:03Speaker 1: say something. The answer is no, that's your food is
- 27:06Speaker 1: on fire. You don't say anything, all right, you suck
- 27:09Speaker 1: it up and you don't tip them. Fine.
- 27:11Speaker 2: I like that I'm not getting paid. I'm sorry. I
- 27:13Speaker 2: like that I'm not getting what I paid for. Isn't
- 27:15Speaker 2: that what it's supposed to be? The customer is always right.
- 27:17Speaker 1: I will ask you one question. Have you ever seen
- 27:19Speaker 1: the movie Waiting? I love that movie Waiting.
- 27:21Speaker 4: Very accurate too as to how it is to work.
- 27:24Speaker 1: It's he made it. The most accurate part of that
- 27:28Speaker 1: movie is when she goes to she goes to put
- 27:31Speaker 1: the whipped cream on the ice cream, and every whipped
- 27:36Speaker 1: cream is empty. And she goes from one to there's
- 27:40Speaker 1: ten of them there, and they're all empty because I
- 27:42Speaker 1: think they're dishwashers doing whippets. That's exactly how it is.
- 27:47Speaker 4: To work in a restaurant.
- 27:48Speaker 2: That's really funny.
- 27:49Speaker 1: Spot on He's you know. My other random thought this
- 27:54Speaker 1: week was a real that you sent me that. It's
- 27:56Speaker 1: very funny. The QVC lady, Oh yeah, this is have
- 27:59Speaker 1: you seen there? You see this?
- 28:02Speaker 4: This is so funny.
- 28:04Speaker 1: So she's talking about some hair product and she she
- 28:08Speaker 1: has her back to the camera and the camera is
- 28:10Speaker 1: zoomed in on the back of her head, and she's
- 28:13Speaker 1: talking about some hair product.
- 28:14Speaker 4: And just take a listen here.
- 28:16Speaker 6: Love to show the texture and this wave pattern again.
- 28:21Speaker 6: It looks like you went and got a blow job
- 28:23Speaker 6: at your blowout at your salon.
- 28:30Speaker 1: That's where I go.
- 28:31Speaker 2: It looks she kind of crumbled to the ground after
- 28:38Speaker 2: she did. The other woman started talking and she kind
- 28:41Speaker 2: of was chuckling, and then you just see her kind
- 28:43Speaker 2: of like falter her knees.
- 28:45Speaker 1: And I'm gonna play it one more time. If you
- 28:47Speaker 1: listen real close, you could hear her go, oh my god. Listen.
- 28:51Speaker 6: Love to show the texture and this wave pattern again.
- 28:56Speaker 6: It looks like you went and got a blow job
- 28:59Speaker 6: at your blowout at your salon and it looks beautiful.
- 29:08Speaker 1: That's great, man, the ultimate slip of the tongue. Very funny.
- 29:13Speaker 1: But her name is Tony Brittain. She blew it. That's funny, man.
- 29:22Speaker 2: And also a study shows that the strongest friendships come
- 29:25Speaker 2: from when people hate the same things and people, so
- 29:28Speaker 2: that explains a lot with you, and I think we
- 29:30Speaker 2: hate the same things and the same people, do we?
- 29:32Speaker 1: Yeah, pressure, I just can't get over it. You know,
- 29:39Speaker 1: the older I get, the more I realize hate is
- 29:42Speaker 1: a strong word. I agreed. I don't hate much. I
- 29:45Speaker 1: dislike a lot of things. Yeah, but I don't hate anything. Well,
- 29:49Speaker 1: what good's the difference? Hate is worse than dislike? All right,
- 29:54Speaker 1: hates bad? Okay, dislike? You know, that's nothing wrong with
- 29:59Speaker 1: this flea people. It is like a core soul like
- 30:03Speaker 1: I really just you gotta go. Yeah, yeah, I can't.
- 30:08Speaker 1: There's no salvation for you.
- 30:09Speaker 2: Do you think that woman hates baseball bats?
- 30:11Speaker 1: Now?
- 30:13Speaker 2: Probably wasn't that at this game? It might have been
- 30:20Speaker 2: they're probably aiming the bat at that woman.
- 30:22Speaker 4: Boy, what happened to Martha and the ven?
- 30:24Speaker 1: I tell you not good?
- 30:26Speaker 2: It was a well she explained there was a problem
- 30:28Speaker 2: with the tone, right or something? Yeah, I was there them. Yeah, anyway,
- 30:34Speaker 2: we have trivia for each other. Are you ready for
- 30:38Speaker 2: the trivia? Can we let's put the whole music on.
- 30:41Speaker 2: Let's pack this bomb.
- 30:43Speaker 4: Oh jeez, you're so impatient.
- 30:45Speaker 2: You've been holding it. I haven't had any I've been
- 30:48Speaker 2: a little busy over here. Thirty minutes into the show,
- 30:50Speaker 2: I haven't had a hit.
- 30:56Speaker 4: You see anything good at music first?
- 30:58Speaker 1: Weird Al Yankovic. It was a good It was so
- 31:01Speaker 1: much fun. He came out in the fat costume, didn't
- 31:03Speaker 1: he did? He did?
- 31:04Speaker 2: He did all of his outfits from the videos. I
- 31:07Speaker 2: was hoping there would be a bunch of like costume
- 31:09Speaker 2: changes and paradise.
- 31:11Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 31:11Speaker 1: Hell, okay, that's my favorite videos. A local boy kicked
- 31:16Speaker 1: me in the butt last week. I just smiled at him.
- 31:19Speaker 1: Then I turned the other sea.
- 31:22Speaker 2: In fact, I wish him well. I'll be lapping my
- 31:25Speaker 2: head off, but he's burning in hell.
- 31:29Speaker 1: Question number one, and I think we're gonna start with
- 31:35Speaker 1: a music A music question here? What music icon was
- 31:41Speaker 1: known as the Man in Black? Oh it's uh, I
- 31:48Speaker 1: actually know this one?
- 31:50Speaker 6: Is it?
- 31:50Speaker 2: Johnny Cash?
- 31:51Speaker 1: Johnny Cash? Very good? Wow?
- 31:55Speaker 2: Yeah, that's one down.
- 31:56Speaker 1: Look at you and the music question?
- 31:58Speaker 3: I know? Wow.
- 32:00Speaker 2: Walk Hard? That's the parody. Do you ever see that
- 32:03Speaker 2: movie walk Hard? Dewey Cox story.
- 32:05Speaker 1: Yes, what is it?
- 32:06Speaker 2: It's a parody about Johnny Cash. It's called Walk Hard.
- 32:09Speaker 2: Watch it very funny, very.
- 32:11Speaker 3: Hilarious, and it's within the time from you're good.
- 32:14Speaker 1: I've never been a big Johnny Cash guy. To be
- 32:16Speaker 1: honest with you, I've never understood the eye. People is
- 32:19Speaker 1: making fun of my gosh, okay, so maybe I will
- 32:21Speaker 1: enjoy it.
- 32:21Speaker 3: It's very fun, totally making fun of him pretty much.
- 32:23Speaker 3: It's good.
- 32:24Speaker 1: So curiosity gets the best of me today after I
- 32:26Speaker 1: find this question, I'm googling why is Johnny Cash known
- 32:29Speaker 1: as the Man in Black? And lo and behold. Johnny
- 32:34Speaker 1: Cash was known as the Man in Black for the
- 32:35Speaker 1: simple reason he almost always wore black, both on stage
- 32:39Speaker 1: and off. After a Google search, I found that, but
- 32:44Speaker 1: Cash said it wasn't just a fashion choice. Black became
- 32:47Speaker 1: a symbol of solidarity with people who were struggling, the poor,
- 32:51Speaker 1: the prisoners, and people who had been forgotten. That's pretty cool.
- 32:55Speaker 3: This is literally I just saw a thing on an
- 32:58Speaker 3: Instagram about this where he's all he's on a he's
- 33:01Speaker 3: on a show with and he's on stage with James
- 33:04Speaker 3: Brown actually and they actually ask him why do you?
- 33:07Speaker 1: Why are you?
- 33:08Speaker 3: This is like the same conversation. He actually explains it,
- 33:11Speaker 3: and then he does.
- 33:11Speaker 2: The song so his facts are legit.
- 33:14Speaker 1: Then he has a song. He has a song called
- 33:17Speaker 1: and Black yea. And he actually does the.
- 33:18Speaker 2: Song for the show That's the Man and That's the Men,
- 33:21Speaker 2: And is that the same song?
- 33:22Speaker 3: God, No, Joel, you don't seem impressed.
- 33:27Speaker 1: I've never been a big Johnny Cash guy, and he's
- 33:30Speaker 1: not impressed by much.
- 33:31Speaker 4: So it's a Shan Twain.
- 33:33Speaker 2: That's a song, doesn't Yeah, that don't impress me.
- 33:37Speaker 1: But question too. Question two acronym got the looks, but
- 33:48Speaker 1: got all right? All right, acronym? What does i Q
- 33:52Speaker 1: stand for?
- 33:53Speaker 2: Don't get me wrong, I think you're all right?
- 33:56Speaker 1: Uh?
- 33:57Speaker 2: Intelligence quota quote sorry, intelligence quote IQ?
- 34:04Speaker 4: Final answer?
- 34:06Speaker 2: Which buttony?
- 34:07Speaker 1: Quota quota quotient, intelligence quotient. Yeah, but.
- 34:15Speaker 2: Well all right. You know sometimes you guess like seven
- 34:18Speaker 2: different things and you give yourself the ding ding.
- 34:20Speaker 1: Yeah.
- 34:21Speaker 4: That's the perk of being the one that pressures the buttons.
- 34:23Speaker 1: You know.
- 34:23Speaker 2: Great, Yeah you are, God eh.
- 34:27Speaker 1: I wonder when we're pressing. I wonder do you know
- 34:29Speaker 1: what your IQ is?
- 34:34Speaker 2: Sixty nine? O'm sure, so that's about right between sixty
- 34:38Speaker 2: nine and four hundred and twenty.
- 34:39Speaker 4: That's all I know, is that what the range is?
- 34:42Speaker 2: No, I think it only goes up to like one
- 34:43Speaker 2: hundred and eighty something like that we should do an
- 34:46Speaker 2: IQ test on here.
- 34:47Speaker 1: That'd be fun. I thought about that, but I think
- 34:49Speaker 1: an IQ test you got to like write shit, so
- 34:51Speaker 1: it'd probably be hard to translate.
- 34:53Speaker 2: To Apparently it's very difficult, and it's like hours long
- 34:55Speaker 2: or something.
- 34:56Speaker 3: Really, I wouldn't have any attention span to do it.
- 34:58Speaker 3: I get bored to start checking stuff off for overa
- 35:00Speaker 3: and like, I just want to get out of here.
- 35:01Speaker 1: I'm done.
- 35:02Speaker 2: Let's find an i Q test online. We'll both take it.
- 35:04Speaker 2: We don't do it at the same time, and we'll
- 35:06Speaker 2: compare answers. Okay, all right, that's right, all right, let's
- 35:09Speaker 2: do it. Okay, God, that's I'm scared already. He's not
- 35:13Speaker 2: going to do it.
- 35:14Speaker 3: All right?
- 35:14Speaker 1: Well, question three, won't you call me? Nothing?
- 35:20Speaker 6: Well?
- 35:20Speaker 1: I heard was OSSI I don't know what I don't know.
- 35:22Speaker 1: I don't want to know what came before it. All right, anyway,
- 35:26Speaker 1: that's all I'm asking. Here's another music question. Kind of
- 35:33Speaker 1: careful how I answered this one. You might get canceled
- 35:35Speaker 1: if you answer wrong.
- 35:36Speaker 2: All right?
- 35:36Speaker 1: From what country did the song gang Nam Style originate from?
- 35:43Speaker 4: Remember that song oh Bu Gandam Style?
- 35:46Speaker 1: I remember it? Remember Gandam style? From what country did
- 35:56Speaker 1: the song Gangdam style? Or I always said Gangnam? But
- 35:58Speaker 1: I guess that's wrong. That's probably like.
- 36:00Speaker 2: The his name is like Sai, isn't it?
- 36:03Speaker 1: Yeah? Ps, why that's how it's spelled. I was in
- 36:07Speaker 1: middle school when that was huge. I was in the
- 36:09Speaker 1: eighth grade or seventh grade. Maybe read it again. From
- 36:15Speaker 1: what country did the song Gangdam style originate.
- 36:19Speaker 2: From Gangdam Style? You read it like three different I.
- 36:26Speaker 1: Don't know from what country did the song Gangdam Style
- 36:29Speaker 1: originate from?
- 36:33Speaker 2: Two words? He gave me the hint south Korea. I
- 36:36Speaker 2: didn't give you anything sort of did is it South Korea?
- 36:41Speaker 2: Is in North Korea? You tell me South Korea? Final answer, Yeah,
- 36:49Speaker 2: very good, Thank you. You tried to throw me off
- 36:51Speaker 2: at the end there. I spotted that from a mile away.
- 36:53Speaker 1: I wonder if there's any way that anybody could like
- 36:56Speaker 1: have a hit song internationally from North Korea.
- 36:59Speaker 4: You think Kim Jong his.
- 37:00Speaker 1: Name would allow that. No, So I could go to
- 37:03Speaker 1: them and be like, hey man, I got this song.
- 37:04Speaker 1: It's called Gang Damn Style. I'm gonna put it out
- 37:07Speaker 1: to the whole world. Do you think he would give
- 37:08Speaker 1: his blessing? No? No, no, for sure. I hate to
- 37:12Speaker 1: think what he would do to him. You think, yeah, yeah, yeah,
- 37:17Speaker 1: it wouldn't be probably shoot him. You'd think I got
- 37:19Speaker 1: something for you.
- 37:20Speaker 4: Yeah.
- 37:21Speaker 2: Only I could be famous.
- 37:22Speaker 4: Kim Jong don't seem like a nice guy.
- 37:24Speaker 2: No, No, he sounds like the guy that's in charge
- 37:26Speaker 2: here sort of does he a little bit?
- 37:29Speaker 4: A little bit?
- 37:30Speaker 1: Only I could be famous. No. Actually, if you go
- 37:32Speaker 1: to North Korea, they're reflecting pools or beautiful act then
- 37:37Speaker 1: they're open with water on them and everything, Wow, beautiful
- 37:40Speaker 1: blue on the bottom.
- 37:41Speaker 2: No cracks, motorcades driving them, anything like that.
- 37:46Speaker 1: Question for twenty what no cracks? You know, zero cracks? All.
- 37:52Speaker 1: I Guess the year.
- 37:54Speaker 2: I guess the year, and I still have a lifeline.
- 37:58Speaker 1: Lady Gaga's poker Face is everywhere, Avatar hits theaters and
- 38:03Speaker 1: becomes a box office smash, and Jersey Shore premieres on TV.
- 38:10Speaker 1: Guess the year.
- 38:15Speaker 2: I think Alvi wants to say early two thousands, but
- 38:18Speaker 2: I think it's a little later than like I want
- 38:24Speaker 2: to say two thousand and six or two thousand and seven.
- 38:34Speaker 2: I think it's two thousand and six to two thousand
- 38:36Speaker 2: and eight.
- 38:40Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't think it quite made twenty ten, it
- 38:42Speaker 1: didn't make teens.
- 38:43Speaker 2: I'm gonna go two thousand and eight as the final answer,
- 38:46Speaker 2: two thousand and eight, Yeah, no, two thousand and six,
- 38:51Speaker 2: No wrong, the answers two thousand and nine.
- 38:55Speaker 1: Close, Wow, close. I saw this thing the other day
- 38:59Speaker 1: that lady got I Got poker Face. If you listen
- 39:01Speaker 1: to that, the course of that song is pop pop pop,
- 39:04Speaker 1: poker face, pop pop, poker face. Yeah, apparently she's really
- 39:08Speaker 1: singing fuf fuf fuf fuck her face, fuf fuf fuck
- 39:11Speaker 1: her face. Really, if you really listen. It was a
- 39:13Speaker 1: Howard Stern interview that came up on my feet and
- 39:15Speaker 1: he said to her, he goes, there's a rumor out
- 39:17Speaker 1: there that you're actually saying fu fu fuck your face
- 39:20Speaker 1: in this song, and you just wanted to do it
- 39:22Speaker 1: as a test to see if you could get it
- 39:23Speaker 1: on radio. And she just sat there and smiled in
- 39:27Speaker 1: this interview. And now when you listen to this song,
- 39:29Speaker 1: it's like, oh my god, she's saying, fu fu fuck
- 39:32Speaker 1: your face.
- 39:32Speaker 2: Can we play that or no?
- 39:34Speaker 4: Yeah?
- 39:34Speaker 2: Imagine she's saying that song.
- 39:39Speaker 3: Oh boy, oh yeah, crazy right, huh.
- 39:47Speaker 1: There's one version of this song. There's no like radio edit.
- 39:50Speaker 2: Like, again, there's crazy, there wouldn't need to be Yeah,
- 39:53Speaker 2: you know two thousand and nine, I got it right.
- 39:55Speaker 1: What were you doing nine?
- 39:58Speaker 2: What was I doing in two thousand and nine?
- 40:00Speaker 4: Yeah?
- 40:00Speaker 2: I was working. I had a full time job in radio.
- 40:03Speaker 2: It was thriving. How old would I have been? That
- 40:08Speaker 2: was seven years after high school. I was probably about
- 40:10Speaker 2: twenty four at the time.
- 40:12Speaker 1: Wow, And I was.
- 40:13Speaker 2: Just living it up, going to concerts, drinking, doing other things.
- 40:19Speaker 2: What about you? You're a little older than I am,
- 40:22Speaker 2: a little bit.
- 40:23Speaker 3: That's why I was like, it's funny when Joel gets
- 40:25Speaker 3: at you, because it's like, man, if you're old, then
- 40:27Speaker 3: I'm really.
- 40:28Speaker 2: You're not that much old. You're three years older than man.
- 40:31Speaker 2: That's not so bad. Your birthday is coming up. What
- 40:34Speaker 2: are you doing for the big two eight?
- 40:37Speaker 1: It's a big one.
- 40:38Speaker 4: Anyway. That's all my questions. That was all fun for you.
- 40:41Speaker 1: Good job, see if you get these.
- 40:43Speaker 2: Question number one, all right, anatomy? All right, Jesus, what
- 40:48Speaker 2: is the lower part of the uterus called?
- 40:53Speaker 1: Ah?
- 40:53Speaker 2: Fuck, I know, I remember alert the body part that
- 40:59Speaker 2: is examined with a pap smear. All right, what is
- 41:03Speaker 2: the lower part of the uterus called Alvi looks confused too,
- 41:08Speaker 2: which is funny because he's married.
- 41:09Speaker 1: There's a couple of things. There's a couple of things.
- 41:13Speaker 1: The lower part of the uterus pictures. Yeah, I had
- 41:20Speaker 1: a tech head teacher in high school that used to
- 41:22Speaker 1: say that the dodge ram logo looks.
- 41:25Speaker 3: Like the female in that.
- 41:28Speaker 4: So what do you say, picture of uterus?
- 41:31Speaker 1: That's thinking the dodge logo is crazy.
- 41:35Speaker 3: I'm never looking at the same so it would be
- 41:39Speaker 3: the snout of the.
- 41:46Speaker 1: Man.
- 41:47Speaker 2: Anyway, what is the lower part of the uterus called?
- 41:51Speaker 1: I think it's your service Cervix, Cervix, Cervix Electric cable TV.
- 42:04Speaker 1: Either that or like you always hear the ladies talk
- 42:07Speaker 1: about the uterine wall on my uterine wall.
- 42:15Speaker 4: I don't know.
- 42:16Speaker 1: I'm gonna say cervix. I think it's cervix.
- 42:18Speaker 2: Final answer, Yeah, all right, you got it right.
- 42:20Speaker 4: Ah rah, thank you very much.
- 42:23Speaker 2: Look, ladies, he knows is by parts.
- 42:27Speaker 1: Don't take me thank the dodge ram.
- 42:31Speaker 3: What's the slogan?
- 42:32Speaker 1: Nothing?
- 42:33Speaker 2: Nothing runs like a ram?
- 42:35Speaker 1: No, that was.
- 42:37Speaker 2: Oh you should stop. All right, question too, dodge ram,
- 42:45Speaker 2: which is even funnier to think about. Now, all right,
- 42:48Speaker 2: here we go. What diet promotes consuming mainly meats and
- 42:55Speaker 2: vegetables while completely avoiding processed foods. So you're just eating
- 43:00Speaker 2: meats and veggies, no processed foods. What's that called? You
- 43:04Speaker 2: have a lifeline? I didn't get to use albi last time.
- 43:07Speaker 1: Yeah he didn't.
- 43:08Speaker 2: He looked very unsure. Anyway, you guys kill.
- 43:10Speaker 1: Me with lifeline. I'm telling I don't know. We're say
- 43:16Speaker 1: it again, all right?
- 43:16Speaker 2: What diet promotes consuming mainly meats and vegetables no processed foods.
- 43:22Speaker 1: Isn't there one called like the cats of the cake cata? Well,
- 43:29Speaker 1: it's obviously not that if you just said it?
- 43:32Speaker 2: Or am I a really good actor?
- 43:34Speaker 4: No, you're an a.
- 43:36Speaker 1: I'm pretty bad.
- 43:39Speaker 4: Meat and vegetables.
- 43:41Speaker 1: That's there's a name for a diet that's just meating vegetables.
- 43:44Speaker 1: I mean, isn't most people eat meat and vegetables?
- 43:47Speaker 2: Yeah, but this one you avoid processed foods.
- 43:52Speaker 1: Thought that was like normal eating? Yeah, exactly, Yeah, it's not.
- 43:55Speaker 1: In America, it is the diet called healthy eating. I mean,
- 43:59Speaker 1: it is healthy eating. But I really don't know, pa paleo.
- 44:05Speaker 1: Isn't that another one with the p paleo? I don't know.
- 44:11Speaker 1: I'll go with that one now will be here all
- 44:13Speaker 1: all right, you got it? Wow, you got it right,
- 44:16Speaker 1: fux wow, I just wow. Question three, all.
- 44:25Speaker 2: Right, here we go. It has thick hair, big incisors,
- 44:29Speaker 2: and is not a moose. What is the national animal
- 44:33Speaker 2: of Canada?
- 44:34Speaker 1: Oh? Oh? Is it a beaver?
- 44:39Speaker 2: It has thick hair, thick hair, big incisors, insiders. Is
- 44:43Speaker 2: not a moose, it's insizer, mean teeth. Beavers have big
- 44:48Speaker 2: teeth today. I think it's a beaver or an elk.
- 44:53Speaker 1: Well, elk don't have like huge insizers.
- 44:55Speaker 2: I think it's you know what an incisor is in
- 44:58Speaker 2: your mouth?
- 44:59Speaker 1: I just think teeth, like your front teeth. All right,
- 45:03Speaker 1: it's got to be beaver then, man, you're smart this week.
- 45:06Speaker 1: Hell yeah, Canada O Canada?
- 45:10Speaker 2: Oh Conada? Is that what you just said?
- 45:13Speaker 1: Yeah?
- 45:13Speaker 2: I'm also singing like all Canada, Oh Christmas tree.
- 45:18Speaker 4: But I don't know why.
- 45:20Speaker 1: I don't know why. Many question for if you're from Canada,
- 45:25Speaker 1: you say it like Canada? I think yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
- 45:33Speaker 1: oh yeah.
- 45:35Speaker 2: What do you call natural fuels like coal and gas
- 45:41Speaker 2: made from decayed plants and animals? What do you call
- 45:46Speaker 2: natural fuels fuel? What do you call natural fuels like
- 45:50Speaker 2: coal and gas that are made from decayed remains of
- 45:53Speaker 2: plants and animals.
- 45:54Speaker 1: Fossil fuels. I'm an agreement.
- 45:58Speaker 2: Here's your lifeline too, you get one chance to use them.
- 46:01Speaker 1: I mean, I'll say I'll go with my lifeline if
- 46:03Speaker 1: you would say.
- 46:04Speaker 2: Both on the same page. And it's annoying to me.
- 46:06Speaker 2: And you got it right?
- 46:08Speaker 1: Yea? Yeah?
- 46:09Speaker 3: Wow?
- 46:09Speaker 1: Do we all get all our questions correct? Out of four? Four? Four?
- 46:13Speaker 2: You got four out of four?
- 46:14Speaker 4: And you did?
- 46:14Speaker 1: Dude, didn't you? I think so?
- 46:16Speaker 2: Didn't I?
- 46:17Speaker 1: Did you get them all?
- 46:18Speaker 5: Oh?
- 46:18Speaker 1: No, you got the year wrong? The year one?
- 46:23Speaker 2: In my mind, I was right, it's all that matters it. Yeah,
- 46:27Speaker 2: we have snacks, right, so do we? Yeah, let's do that.
- 46:30Speaker 1: It's time for.
- 46:35Speaker 5: So.
- 46:35Speaker 2: I think I'm being I'm accurate in saying that I
- 46:37Speaker 2: don't think I've ever had this before, even as a kid.
- 46:40Speaker 2: I'm wondering if you guys have it's called a watch,
- 46:43Speaker 2: you might call it.
- 46:46Speaker 1: No in a minute, I don't think I've ever had
- 46:49Speaker 1: one of these. So it says deliciously crispy. It's a
- 46:54Speaker 1: bar made with chocolate, peanut flavored crisps and caramel.
- 46:59Speaker 2: Yeah, sounds pretty great. All right, let's try it out. Oh,
- 47:02Speaker 2: what's your McCall it. What's your McCall it?
- 47:04Speaker 4: What was it made by? Is it like a independent.
- 47:07Speaker 1: Candy brand or what?
- 47:10Speaker 2: Mm? Looking at the label here? Hershey, oh wow, yeah,
- 47:14Speaker 2: oh what do you think you took.
- 47:17Speaker 1: A bite already?
- 47:17Speaker 4: Yeah, I'm a fan.
- 47:19Speaker 3: Mhm.
- 47:19Speaker 2: I do love anything with peanut butter. Do you have
- 47:21Speaker 2: a nut allergy? Making sure? I should start checking them
- 47:25Speaker 2: before I give snacks out.
- 47:29Speaker 1: M hmm.
- 47:29Speaker 3: It's been years since I've had one of these, and
- 47:31Speaker 3: this is still as good as I remember it.
- 47:33Speaker 1: Hmm.
- 47:34Speaker 2: This is very good. It's like a nutty buddy, but
- 47:36Speaker 2: like better.
- 47:37Speaker 4: Wow, that's great.
- 47:38Speaker 3: Mm hmm.
- 47:40Speaker 1: What's your McCall it.
- 47:42Speaker 3: I remember the commercials I used to have for the
- 47:44Speaker 3: cheweedy chocolate e crunee. Hershey, what is that?
- 47:49Speaker 1: What's mccallay? Wow?
- 47:52Speaker 2: I don't remember that at all.
- 47:55Speaker 3: There's an animated thing too. This is tremendous. This is
- 47:58Speaker 3: right on my alley. Wow, I'm actually man, I haven't
- 48:02Speaker 3: had one of these until now. It's probably been honestly,
- 48:04Speaker 3: no bullsh bullsh is like twenty years. Yeah, I've never
- 48:08Speaker 3: had one. I really don't think I have you Have
- 48:09Speaker 3: you had this before? No?
- 48:10Speaker 1: Aren't you getting a little bit of butterfinger in there too?
- 48:13Speaker 1: Like crumbled up butter fingers? You know you kids a
- 48:18Speaker 1: little bit right, Not as a concentrated flavors butterfinger, but
- 48:21Speaker 1: it's there. This might be one of the best knacks
- 48:23Speaker 1: we've ever had, not what's it called?
- 48:27Speaker 4: What's your McCall?
- 48:27Speaker 1: It so entertaining for our listeners to hear us great
- 48:32Speaker 1: food every week. Big thanks to uh truck er Alvi
- 48:36Speaker 1: today for being our guest.
- 48:38Speaker 4: Alvi appreciate it.
- 48:39Speaker 2: How's trucking?
- 48:40Speaker 1: Trucking? Is trucking? Dude? People pissing you off every day?
- 48:43Speaker 3: Yeah, but I'm getting better with the calmness.
- 48:49Speaker 2: What's teaching you how to react to things?
- 48:52Speaker 1: A little bit?
- 48:52Speaker 3: To I? The one other driver told me, He's like,
- 48:58Speaker 3: don't think of the other driver as being jerks and
- 49:01Speaker 3: idiots and all this. Just think of them as being
- 49:03Speaker 3: maybe a little more how should I say this, Not
- 49:06Speaker 3: not getting off the political poll here, but maybe a
- 49:09Speaker 3: little more mentally.
- 49:11Speaker 2: Challenge And they're behind the wheels of cars and just fantastic,
- 49:16Speaker 2: So he said, instead of being mad, just go you know,
- 49:20Speaker 2: they can't help it. They just don't know any better. Yeah,
- 49:23Speaker 2: you know, Joel's one of them. So yeah, this is
- 49:26Speaker 2: either episode sixty one or sixty two of Blaze to confused.
- 49:32Speaker 2: You guys can be the judge of that. I have
- 49:33Speaker 2: no idea which number episode it is, and Joel doesn't
- 49:36Speaker 2: look like he knows either.
- 49:37Speaker 4: We'll figure it out when we posted.
- 49:38Speaker 2: Yeah, Alvi, you're awesome. Thank you for bringing snacks. Stay
- 49:42Speaker 2: safe out there. Thank you for listening to the podcast.
- 49:44Speaker 2: You should tell your your friends who are drivers as
- 49:47Speaker 2: well to listen.
- 49:48Speaker 1: Do you tell them? I always talking about you guys.
- 49:50Speaker 2: Go to Our numbers are skyrocketing because of it. Thank
- 49:53Speaker 2: you very much. Episode sixty one or sixty two. I'm Becker.
- 49:56Speaker 2: That's Joel Blazed it confused, Alb, thank you later.
- 50:00Speaker 1: Wait on.
- 50:02Speaker 2: And the road I called it. I called it bos
- 50:07Speaker 2: Burn and the rock remix.
- 50:10Speaker 6: Love to show the texture and this wave pattern again.
- 50:15Speaker 6: It looks like you went and got a blow job
- 50:18Speaker 6: at a blowolf at your salon and it looks beautiful.
- 50:27Speaker 2: That's what people say when they listen to this show.
- 50:30Speaker 1: Oh my god, looks like we just got a blowjob
- 50:33Speaker 1: on that note by.
- 50:35Speaker 5: Blazed A confused podcast with Becker and Joe. Don't forget
- 50:40Speaker 5: to subscribe, spark up and joined us Next Time