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S1E9 - 'Paradise Lost' · Dished at Birth

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  So I'm going to the Christmas bar tonight.
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  I'm excited for you, but also I'm not excited for you.
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  I think this will be fine.
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  I'll send you photos.
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  I tried to go last year and it was like, so I had a meltdown immediately.
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  Basically, you couldn't move.
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  Oh, that's my worst nightmare.
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  And it was all like finance bros and tourists.
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  Absolutely not.
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  So I'm hoping tonight is a little different and we're
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  going to a couple of events.
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  I'm just like, I like the nights where I'm just probably plus one
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  'cause he just like bops me around to a bunch of different stuff.
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  So that's what's happening.
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  He's good at that stuff.
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  Yeah, he's really good at that stuff.
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  I'm, thank you Paolo.
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  I am.
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  I got very little work done today, but right before you came
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  over I was writing about Holiday Touchdown A Bills Love Story.
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  I saw that open on your laptop and I was really excited.
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  Written by our very own Vanessa Marano.
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  For some reason.
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  Kind of, random, no offense Vanessa.
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  Yeah.
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  Is she historically a Bill fan?
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  Yeah, that's what I wanted to know.
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  So I started researching.
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  Okay.
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  And her, and she has a co-writer as well, and her and her co-writer were like, yes.
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  We've made multiple trips to Buffalo to feel out the
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  vibes and understand the fans.
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  So they're also not from Buffalo?
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  No, they're not.
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  So yeah, random.
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  That she's writing about the Buffalo Bills.
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  That is extremely random.
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  I, confession, really do wanna watch it.
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  Why?
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  I don't know.
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  Okay.
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  I love a bad movie.
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  Okay.
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  I support that, but also, I don't know anything about the Bills.
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  I don't care about the Bills.
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  Well neither did she before she wrote the movie.
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  You know.
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  Should we get to the show?
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  Yeah, let's get to the show.
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  Birthday episode.
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  Birthday episode.
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  This is one of your favorite episodes.
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  Am I not mistaken?
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  No, it is.
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  Yeah.
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  I love this one.
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  I know you do.
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  Okay.
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  Season one, episode nine.
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  This is the penultimate episode to the summer finale because apparently
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  they had a summer finale and then they came back and they renewed for
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  22 more episodes for season one.
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  For season one.
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  Networks now would never.
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  No.
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  Isn't that crazy?
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  I know.
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  A rewatch podcast of like a 2025 show is only gonna be six episodes.
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  Season one, episode nine, Paradise Lost, released August 1st, 2011.
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  Paradise Lost is originally a poem by John Milton about the temptation
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  of Adam and Eve by Satan and their expulsions from the Garden of Eden.
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  It's also a really good bar in the Lower East Side.
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  Paradise Lost?
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  That's a fun name for a bar.
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  Do you have any idea why it's called Paradise Lost?
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  Probably Regina Bayng like expelled temporarily at the
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  beginning of the episode.
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  Yeah, that's a good guess.
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  And then.
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  There's no wrong answer.
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  It's actually kind of an odd choice of a name because
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  I feel like more and more people are coming back together this episode.
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  Right.
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  Last episode would have been good for Paradise Lost.
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  Agreed.
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  They didn't have a painting name that encapsulated like awkward birthday
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  dinner with your bio mom and your mom, that is mad at your bio mom, and
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  also you're mad at everyone involved.
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  And you're car shopping.
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  And you're car shopping.
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  And then you crash your car.
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  And then your best friend is dating your sort of sister.
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  Yeah.
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  Yeah, exactly.
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  Tough one.
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  Tough one to do.
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  It is.
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  I think I just took it literally.
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  My paradise lost.
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  Paradise Bayng like the quote unquote harmony that the family had and
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  now it's gone because of Regina.
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  Yeah, and it's really bad.
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  We open on this really cool alternate universe scene though.
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  Yeah.
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  Kathryn comes in the kitchen and who we think is Daphne is listening to
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  music or doing something at the bar.
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  She's doing something at the bar.
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  And then Kathryn goes Bay.
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  And we're like, Bay?
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  And she doesn't respond at first.
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  And you're like, well yeah.
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  'cause she can't hear her.
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  And it's because I think she was listening to music.
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  I think she's like on her phone or something.
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  I've been calling her New Bay or a Day and then New.
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  New Daphne is Baphne.
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  Oh good, okay.
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  Yeah.
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  Um, but New Bay or Day is hearing.
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  Extremely jarring to hear Katie LeClerc's real voice.
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  Yeah.
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  That was crazy.
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  And I was like, yep.
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  Wow, she is really faking that deaf accent.
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  This must have gagged audiences because they did not get a lot of
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  press on the early season of the show.
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  Yeah, they did not.
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  So I think if you were watching for the first time, you were like,
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  wait, Katie LeClerc is not like, I think people thought she was deaf.
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  Yeah, that's a good point.
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  Like what a twist.
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  And they're kind of disappointing.
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  Yeah, a bit disappointing.
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  I do, I think.
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  I think my friends and I, I remember we were watching and I was like.
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  Wait, why does she sound like that?
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  Why does she sound like that?
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  Yeah.
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  And then she is at Buckner and she spots New Bay or Baphne.
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  She's at like a coffee shop.
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  Yeah.
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  'cause she's wearing the Buckner uniform.
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  Yeah.
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  And then she, which but still looks bad on her.
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  I don't know what it is about the way they do it on Daphne.
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  I'm sorry, Day, that makes it look so frumpy, but she looks frumpy.
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  Okay.
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  And it's the same uniform that Bay wears most days and it looks quite cute on Bay.
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  But yeah, she pops outside and sees Baphne.
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  Yeah.
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  Sighing in with Regina.
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  And she's wearing, did you know the hearing aids are on her ears incorrectly?
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  I did not clock that.
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  She has hearing aids in her ears, and then her hair is pushed so far
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  behind her ears that like the things, the processers that go behind the
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  ears are Bayng pushed up and away,
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  and they're poking out.
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  So they're not on her head correctly.
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  It seems very uncomfortable.
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  They wanted to make sure her audiences caught it.
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  Exactly.
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  Because like she has long, curly, gorgeous hair that would easily cover hearing aids,
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  but they shoved her hair behind her ears.
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  Could I just like put it in a bun?
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  Yeah.
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  A top bun.
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  Yeah, literally.
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  But no.
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  And instead, um, Baphne is sim comming yet again.
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  Some things have changed, but not the fact that Regina's gonna sim com.
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  It's crazy.
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  Um, and then.
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  Day is with Emmett.
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  Oh wait, yeah, no.
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  Emmett pulls up.
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  No, Baphne is with Emmett.
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  I. We need to just call them by their normal names,
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  Kara, this is stressing me out.
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  You're right.
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  I kept, as I was writing the notes, I kept getting confused.
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  Yeah.
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  Vanessa Marano's character.
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  Vanessa Marano's character, uh, I guess is dating Emmett.
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  Yeah.
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  In this alternative timeline.
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  Yes.
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  So Emmett pulls up and vanessa Marano clocks that Katie LeClerc is staring
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  at her as she's signing to Regina.
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  She gets up, she goes to Emmett, she says, that girl won't stop staring.
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  Emmett says, let's give them something to stare at.
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  And then they kiss.
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  They kiss and it's kind of tame.
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  Yeah, it is.
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  It's like not, it's like not as sexy as the kissing in the last episode even.
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  It's because, um, she's deaf and Emmett has a thing for hearing girls.
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  So it's not as hot for him.
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  Yeah.
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  But it's all a dream.
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  Yeah.
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  Real Daphne.
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  The Daphne we know wakes up.
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  Yeah.
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  She wakes up and she's shocked.
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  Yeah.
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  And then we cut to Regina, who's staying at Melody's house, and Melody says.
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  It's been 48 hours.
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  Get the hell outta here.
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  You gotta get outta here.
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  Doesn't feel like that long.
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  No.
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  But at the same time, um, I also understand like the longer you stay
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  away, I think the worse is gonna be.
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  So you might as well just go and talk.
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  But also two nights?
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  I kind of disagree also.
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  I think let the dust settle for longer than 48 hours.
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  How long do you think is appropriate?
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  I don't know.
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  I mean, I guess with their birthdays coming up, it's like, well, you
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  gotta figure this out before then.
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  Maybe that's the incentive to go home.
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  Well, that wasn't even her incentive.
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  Melody was like, get the hell outta my house.
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  Yeah.
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  I think Melody just really wanted her space back.
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  She was like, gimme the couch back.
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  Also, they do have a river view.
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  Did you know this?
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  No.
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  There's a view of the river.
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  I don't know.
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  You keep talking about this damn river.
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  I don't.
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  I keep not noticing.
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  It's beautiful.
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  Okay.
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  It's behind the couch.
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  Out the window.
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  Okay.
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  I'll go back and look.
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  Yes, please.
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  Oh, and yeah, there's sim comming.
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  Yeah.
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  Melody is deaf.
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  She can't hear you.
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  I don't know why Regina does that.
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  We're gonna say this for the entire series, but I like, I really need
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  to know why that choice was made.
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  There had to have been someone who was like, no, the hearing
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  audiences will like this.
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  It's actually quite jarring.
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  For Marlee Matlin?
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  I, I don't get it.
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  This is such a simcom heavy episode too.
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  Because it's a Regina heavy episode.
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  That's true.
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  And those are basically synonymous.
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  Well, Bay and Daphne's birthdays are coming up, and Bay really, really,
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  really wants a Volkswagen car.
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  I Googled this car.
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  It's real.
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  Yeah.
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  It's so cute.
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  It is.
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  Do you like it?
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  I love it.
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  I think it's cute.
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  Um, it's the Volkswagen Type 181.
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  In the US, they called it The Thing.
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  Yeah.
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  Bay is like Daphne, they have to get us cars for our birthday because
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  they got Toby a car last year.
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  Therefore we get cars.
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  Therefore we get cars.
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  I'm all for equality, but it is crazy.
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  Did you get a car for your 16th birthday?
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  Well, 17.
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  Is it 17?
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  It's 17 in New York.
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  No, no.
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  I drove my parents' car to school.
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  It was like my car, but, but also my parents also drove it.
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  I wouldn't, I don't know.
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  I always say it's my parents' car, but it was a spare.
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  It was an extra car they had.
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  Yeah.
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  So there was a car dedicated to you in the driveway for you.
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  To me and my brother, yes.
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  I don't know, my brother couldn't drive yet.
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  So yes, it was just me.
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  Yeah.
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  Let's be clear, your brother was too young.
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  My brother was in middle school.
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  Yes.
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  I had a car that I drove to school.
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  But you weren't gifted like a brand new car with a bow on it?
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  No, none.
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  Not at all.
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  My mom had this car.
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  She got the car and like.
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  Don't be shy.
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  What kind of car was it?
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  This is not going on in the pod.
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  Were you gifted a car?
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  No, I learned to drive late.
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  That's right.
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  Like I got my license at 17, but I got my license and proceeded to not use it.
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  And then I went to college, but then I came back to LA in the middle of
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  college and I was like, oh fuck, I need to like actually be able to drive.
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  We had two cars and my mom took one to work and my dad took one to work, but
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  I went to school down near his work.
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  Mm-hmm.
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  So usually I would, he would drive down and I would drop him off at work and
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  then take the car and go to school.
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  And then pick him up at night.
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  And then my parents offered to match funds with me and take some
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  money out of my college fund.
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  So like I paid half, they paid half.
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  Okay.
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  For a used car.
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  It was a Fiat 508 , which they only sell in California and Oregon.
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  Why?
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  Because it's an electric car that can only go like a hundred miles on a charge.
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  So there's so few places where it makes any sense to have one.
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  Okay.
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  So not a super practical one, but it's so cute and little and I was
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  really bad at parking, so I was like, I want something really small that
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  I can just like whip into any spot.
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  Yeah.
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  This one was only was my mom's work car and now it's my brother's for college.
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  I don't know why she chose it 'cause it was way too big for the two of us.
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  Yeah, it's a nice car.
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  It's a nice car.
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  There's issues with it.
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  It doesn't have a lot of mileage, but still like some problems with the tires.
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  I dunno.
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  And that might have been my doing.
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  So sorry.
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  Sorry to my brother.
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  Put some miles on that thing.
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  Mm-hmm.
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  Okay.
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  Where are we at?
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  Where are we?
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  Okay.
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  Car.
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  Bay is fully signing.
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  Yeah, Bay.
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  It's like Bay signing about the car and Daphne's like, you are really good.
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  What's going on?
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  Then Regina comes back to the Kennish house.
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  And they see her through the window like ugh.
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  And Daphne goes upstairs to confront her.
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  And Adriana is there.
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  Yeah.
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  So clearly she has been filled in and she has been holding down the fort.
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  'cause Regina says, thanks for Bayng here, but I didn't love, Daphne comes
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  in and is like, what are you doing here?
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  And Adriana's like, Hey, respect your mother.
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  I don't think what she said was disrespectful.
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  She genuinely wants to know what you are doing here.
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  She also, the last time they interacted, Daphne said, I want you to leave.
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  And she hasn't gotten a call or a text or anything like not
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  warning that she's coming back.
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  Yeah, no heads up.
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  So I think it's fair to walk in and say, what are you doing here?
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  Also, it's only been 48 hours.
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  And there's simcomming again.
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  Daphne is furious and there's simcomming in two languages.
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  Regina's like, I'm still your mother.
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  You still have to show me respect.
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  I hate that.
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  I hate that shit.
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  Yeah.
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  Regina has to like climb off her high fucking horse with Daphne.
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  She needs to be like, you're right.
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  I fucked up.
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  She, she doesn't fucking apologize for anything.
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  Does she ever for this?
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  I don't think she does.
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  I think she refuses to like, she's very stubborn about it.
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  Yeah.
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  I think she's just like, I don't know.
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  It's really damaging to their relationship, but, and Adriana's also mad.
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  She's like, why the hell didn't you tell me?
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  Yeah.
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  I think Adriana would kept it a secret, I think.
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  Well, Regina says, I didn't wanna implicate anyone else.
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  That's fair.
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  Which I think is fair.
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  That's a lot to put on another person.
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  Especially your mom.
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  Yeah, and I think for, I'm glad for Daphne's sake that she didn't know.
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  'cause again, for it to be a conspiracy where like everyone
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  knows but you is really fucked up.
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  Adriana was like, well I always assumed you cheated.
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  She says, what did you think?
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  Daphne was blonde haired and blue eyed.
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  She's like, well, I thought Angelo was right.
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  Yeah.
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  I thought you cheated.
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  But it's fine.
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  'cause I love her.
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  They would still be, Daphne would still be related to Adriana in that situation too.
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  What do you mean?
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  Like it doesn't really matter to Adriana if Daphne's dad is Angelo or not.
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  'cause Angelo is just some guy to her.
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  Oh yeah.
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  I thought you meant like Bayng switched at birth, but that's not what you meant.
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  Yeah, no, you're right.
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  Daphne and Emmett are chatting and Emmett's like, girl,
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  you gotta forgive your mom.
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  What?
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  Why is everyone pushing Daphne to forgive her?
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  I know.
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  Well, he didn't really say that.
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  He said like she feels really bad and he said she's been sitting on the
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  couch constantly for 24 hours a day.
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  It's been 48 hours.
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  It's been two days.
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  Haven't seen much of it.
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  You've been in school, you've been doing god knows what with Bay.
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  Yeah, he hasn't been there.
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  That's such a man thing to be like, well, I'm gonna play devil's
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  advocate in this moment and be like, well, maybe you should forgive her.
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  Right.
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  What about the other side?
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  And it's like, just be there for her.
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  Just support your friend for once.
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  Same thing as last episode.
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  Like, he immediately goes, what about Bay?
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  What if you told Bay?
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  And mainly thinking about not Daphne.
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  Interesting.
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  Once she starts not having feelings for Daphne anymore and
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  his attention is elsewhere, he is like way less of a friend to her.
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  He is.
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  Yeah.
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  I worry.
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  We're entering territory of like it's Emmett friend zone territory.
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  I don't know.
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  I don't love the way that feels.
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  Anyway, John and Kathryn consult their lawyer and she's like, it would
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  take more years to get custody then Daphne has until she's an adult.
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  Right.
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  The girls are gonna be 16 tomorrow.
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  Yeah, it takes years to get custody.
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  They will be adults by then, and if we like, you can evict Regina, but
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  she has the right to take Daphne too.
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  Personally, if I were Daphne in this situation and I couldn't reach a
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  place where I could forgive Regina, I would just like get emancipated.
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  You make it sound like it's easy.
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  Is it?
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  I don't know.
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  I assume for someone with the full resources of the Kennishes
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  behind them, it would be easier.
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  What does it mean to be emancipated?
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  It just means that your parent no longer has legal rights
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  over you before you're 18.
• 15:31
  So like if they evicted Regina, she could be like, I'm gonna continue to live with
• 15:38
  them and you can't do anything about it.
• 15:40
  That's an interesting option.
• 15:42
  Like obviously that doesn't happen.
• 15:44
  No, but I was just thinking about like, what I would do.
• 15:48
  I don't, I also don't think Daphne wants, Daphne has not been like, yes, I want
• 15:52
  my parents to have custody of me now.
• 15:54
  No, not at all.
• 15:55
  She's just like, I just wanna stay there.
• 15:57
  Yeah.
• 15:58
  To sleep it off a little bit.
• 16:01
  Again, it's been two days.
• 16:02
  Yeah.
• 16:03
  It's also fresh.
• 16:04
  But yeah, I think that's, it's interesting to me that that never
• 16:07
  comes up as an option, just especially, I think Daphne could totally get
• 16:11
  emancipation because of Regina's track record as a mother, frankly.
• 16:16
  For sure.
• 16:16
  Do you think John and Kathryn would support that though instead of
• 16:19
  having them be her her guardian?
• 16:21
  Yeah.
• 16:21
  I wonder.
• 16:22
  I don't know if they would be super on board with that.
• 16:25
  I think John would, but Kathryn wouldn't.
• 16:28
  Okay.
• 16:28
  'cause she's much more empathetic towards Regina.
• 16:31
  Yeah.
• 16:31
  But yeah.
• 16:31
  And then Daphne goes to school and Melody also says, forgive your mom.
• 16:37
  Yeah.
• 16:37
  She does that chipper parent thing where she's like, how'd it go?
• 16:42
  Was it good?
• 16:42
  With that like signature, Marlee Matlin wide ass smile that she has.
• 16:47
  Like she did it 'cause she loves you.
• 16:48
  Yeah.
• 16:49
  She's like, she loves you.
• 16:50
  It's fine.
• 16:51
  And um, yeah, but they're at basketball practice.
• 16:55
  John is still the basketball coach.
• 16:57
  John is the basketball coach, but he's signing much more.
• 17:00
  Barely.
• 17:01
  Okay.
• 17:01
  Barely.
• 17:02
  But remember in the last episode how we were like, John
• 17:05
  hasn't been signing at all.
• 17:06
  He would still be impossible to understand considering the things he's saying.
• 17:11
  I, I would agree.
• 17:11
  And like the two signs he's doing in between.
• 17:13
  Agreed.
• 17:14
  I wonder what happened, I wonder if that was a character choice or if that was
• 17:17
  DW Moffett choice or not like choice, but if he wasn't picking it up fast
• 17:22
  enough to sign more, I don't know.
• 17:25
  Actually it makes sense for like a grown adult to like only know like a few signs.
• 17:30
  It's, you're slower to learn at that age.
• 17:32
  I mean, and they're all sports terms.
• 17:34
  Yeah, I, he's like offense.
• 17:36
  He does a sign for offense and team and that's kind of it.
• 17:40
  Um, he describes his new sign name.
• 17:43
  Oh, hard ass with a j. How do we, he didn't do it.
• 17:47
  He didn't.
• 17:48
  He just describes it.
• 17:49
  How would we visually, I like tried to do that.
• 17:52
  I have no idea.
• 17:54
  Would it be like a J on your butt?
• 17:56
  I did see that today and I was like, I don't even know the sign for hard ass.
• 18:01
  He just signed hard, but like maybe those are different.
• 18:05
  Exactly.
• 18:06
  I, like, started doing things, I'm like, that wouldn't be right.
• 18:09
  I dunno.
• 18:09
  Okay.
• 18:10
  There's determined, which is not really hard ass.
• 18:13
  Yeah.
• 18:14
  Anyway, love his imaginary new sign name, whatever.
• 18:17
  Yeah.
• 18:18
  Bay and Emmett are on a little lunch date.
• 18:20
  And they're going to eat the grossest burgers I've ever seen.
• 18:24
  They look like, um, like the Krabby Patties on SpongeBob, but like.
• 18:28
  I don't know.
• 18:29
  They just look really unappetizing.
• 18:30
  Well, Bay even says the food here sucks.
• 18:33
  Why are they there?
• 18:34
  To show the board.
• 18:35
  Yeah, the billboard.
• 18:36
  I feel that they could have been there without eating.
• 18:38
  They could have just like taken a walk, buy just a little soda.
• 18:41
  Yeah, no, the burgers look like shit.
• 18:43
  They look really bad.
• 18:44
  I do wanna circle back.
• 18:46
  Did you just describe them as gross and then compare them to Krabby Patties?
• 18:49
  No, it's not Krabby Patties.
• 18:51
  It was, um.
• 18:52
  Some other burger on SpongeBob.
• 18:55
  Oh, they make like a gross burger on SpongeBob, right?
• 18:58
  Yeah.
• 18:58
  It looks like the gross burger on SpongeBob, because I know crabby
• 19:01
  patties are supposed to be delicious.
• 19:03
  The Nasty Patty.
• 19:04
  Can I see?
• 19:05
  It looks like the Nasty Patty.
• 19:06
  You're so right.
• 19:07
  It totally does.
• 19:09
  Yeah.
• 19:09
  But they're, she's there to say, look what I did.
• 19:11
  I'm Axe Girl.
• 19:12
  She finally gets to drop the reveal that she's Axe Girl without
• 19:15
  Bayng cock blocked by Daphne.
• 19:17
  Yeah.
• 19:17
  I'm so glad we got here.
• 19:18
  'cause I feel like there were a few episodes where we, we weren't getting
• 19:21
  any of Bay's like art, street art side.
• 19:24
  That's true.
• 19:25
  Emmett is super supportive.
• 19:27
  He's very excited and she wants to quote bomb the billboard
• 19:32
  near Buckner for her birthday.
• 19:34
  That's the reveal.
• 19:35
  Yeah.
• 19:35
  And she asks Emmett for his help.
• 19:37
  Leave him out of it.
• 19:39
  That's also how I feel.
• 19:40
  She didn't need any help before Ty came along.
• 19:43
  Maybe.
• 19:43
  'cause this board is extra big.
• 19:45
  It's really high up that you need, it's a two person job.
• 19:48
  Yeah.
• 19:48
  I think she really just needs him there to hold the ladder, honestly.
• 19:51
  But later he does it by himself, which we'll get to.
• 19:54
  Yeah.
• 19:54
  And then back at practice, Daphne is trying to make her shots and this
• 19:58
  one girl keeps fumbling the ball.
• 20:00
  This team kind of sucks.
• 20:02
  I would be furious too.
• 20:03
  Yeah.
• 20:03
  I was watching it and thinking about you and Bayng like, I can't
• 20:07
  relate to this, but I bet Kara can.
• 20:10
  I played basketball from the ages of seven or eight to 17.
• 20:16
  That's a long time.
• 20:17
  So 10 years of basketball.
• 20:18
  Those girls suck.
• 20:20
  Daphne does a very easy throw to this girl.
• 20:23
  Fully drops it.
• 20:24
  And then next play throws the ball back to the same girl.
• 20:28
  She like shoots as if she's never thrown a basketball in her life.
• 20:31
  Yeah.
• 20:32
  And then, okay.
• 20:33
  I couldn't see what they were signing because the captions were
• 20:37
  blocking their signing captions.
• 20:40
  Oh, the caption, okay.
• 20:41
  Like the Hulu captions were blocking like the Switched at Birth captions.
• 20:45
  So the two of them exchange words, and then Daphne shoves her to the ground.
• 20:49
  Daphne comes up and says, can you make your shots?
• 20:52
  Okay.
• 20:53
  And this girl says, whatever, Kobe.
• 20:55
  And then Daphne shoves her to the ground.
• 20:57
  It is such a hard.
• 20:59
  Hard.
• 20:59
  It's so comical the way this girl falls.
• 21:02
  She like slides on her butt into the wall.
• 21:05
  She's fine.
• 21:06
  She's completely fine.
• 21:07
  She's fine.
• 21:08
  Kind of a dick thing to say.
• 21:10
  She also gets up in her face like Daphne's not looking to push her,
• 21:13
  and this girl gets up in her face as she's signing whatever, Kobe.
• 21:17
  Yeah.
• 21:17
  So I think it's that girl's fault.
• 21:19
  I kind of loved it.
• 21:20
  I loved it.
• 21:21
  I want Daphne to get in more physical altercations.
• 21:24
  Do you ever witness a fight at your school?
• 21:26
  No, it wasn't that kind of school.
• 21:28
  I only witnessed this fight once in middle school.
• 21:30
  See, I didn't go to middle school.
• 21:32
  I think that's when they mostly happened.
• 21:33
  Depends.
• 21:34
  Yeah.
• 21:35
  They're more at middle school for sure.
• 21:36
  It was in Spanish class and one kid said something really annoying to
• 21:39
  another and he punched him in the face.
• 21:42
  It was in class.
• 21:43
  It was like right before class started.
• 21:45
  Like the teacher wasn't in front.
• 21:47
  In the front yet talking to us.
• 21:48
  Did people circle around and start yelling?
• 21:51
  Oh yeah.
• 21:52
  Really?
• 21:53
  It happened in a blink of an eye.
• 21:55
  Whoa.
• 21:56
  But yeah, nothing happened after the punch.
• 21:57
  The kid, like ran away.
• 21:59
  Ran away crying.
• 22:00
  Damn.
• 22:01
  But he was notoriously known as Bayng this extremely annoying kid,
• 22:04
  so we were kind of like, nice.
• 22:07
  Sorry to him.
• 22:08
  Was he better?
• 22:08
  Was he better after that?
• 22:09
  Yeah, he's like kind of hot now.
• 22:11
  So maybe bullying does help.
• 22:13
  Yeah.
• 22:14
  And then Daphne comes home and Regina's, like, I heard you got in a fight.
• 22:18
  Not really.
• 22:19
  I think it's only a fight if the other person, if there's
• 22:21
  like, if she pushed her back.
• 22:24
  Would a fight be two shoves?
• 22:26
  I think a fight is like she, I feel for it to qualify as a fight,
• 22:30
  both parties have to engage.
• 22:32
  Yeah, that's true.
• 22:32
  And only one person engaged, which was Daphne.
• 22:35
  Yeah.
• 22:35
  So there was an altercation.
• 22:37
  There was an altercation at school.
• 22:39
  And.
• 22:40
  Simcom.
• 22:40
  Yeah.
• 22:41
  Regina Simcom Vasquez is like.
• 22:44
  You got in a fight?
• 22:45
  What's going on?
• 22:46
  Girl, we know what's going on.
• 22:47
  It's you.
• 22:48
  You're the problem.
• 22:48
  You're the problem.
• 22:50
  Which she, which John then says right after she pushes her.
• 22:53
  Melody says, that woman is her mother.
• 22:56
  Melody was pissing me off this episode too.
• 22:58
  I really don't like what they do with her character.
• 23:01
  I think she's justified about her like Bay hatred in this
• 23:03
  episode from her perspective.
• 23:05
  But.
• 23:06
  I feel for Bay.
• 23:07
  Yeah.
• 23:07
  And I'm also, as a teenager whose like boyfriend's family did not like me.
• 23:12
  I was like, yeah, I remember this feeling.
• 23:14
  And that like sucks for Bay, so.
• 23:15
  It's awful.
• 23:16
  Yeah.
• 23:17
  But yeah, Regina's like, and I'm here to work things out with you and Daphne
• 23:21
  says, I'm gonna live with my real parents.
• 23:23
  Ouch.
• 23:24
  I would wanna move into the Kennish House too.
• 23:26
  Honestly.
• 23:27
  It's so much swankier and um, the people there didn't lie about
• 23:30
  you Bayng switched at birth.
• 23:31
  Exactly.
• 23:32
  So, yeah.
• 23:33
  And then Bay is at Emmett's place and she's showing him the options, the like
• 23:38
  art rough sketches for her birthday.
• 23:40
  I was kind of, those sketches, there's, they look like they're
• 23:43
  drawn by a 7-year-old with crayon.
• 23:46
  With crayons.
• 23:46
  Yeah.
• 23:47
  And we know that Bay has that art studio with thousands of dollars of high quality
• 23:52
  supplies and this is the best she can do?
• 23:55
  I know they're rough sketches, but.
• 23:56
  They're not good.
• 23:58
  They're really, they're not good.
• 23:59
  I think this is like the, one of the only times we see the
• 24:02
  unfinished work of her street art.
• 24:04
  Yeah.
• 24:04
  This is the only time we see it.
• 24:05
  It's not good.
• 24:06
  Yeah.
• 24:07
  And then Melody comes in and she sees the two of them, you know, flirting
• 24:11
  and she immediately clocks something is going on with the two of them.
• 24:15
  Yeah, they have such a good exchange.
• 24:18
  She and Emmett have such a good exchange in front of Bay.
• 24:21
  I feel so bad for Bay.
• 24:23
  I like that Emmett's kind of signing behind her head so she can't even
• 24:28
  really see him, like the angle he's at.
• 24:30
  Mm-hmm.
• 24:30
  And which she wouldn't understand him even if it was right in front of her.
• 24:34
  But I also think Vanessa Marano does such a good job 'cause she goes up to Melody
• 24:40
  and it's like, hi, nice to see you.
• 24:42
  And Melody says, oh, it's um, really nice to see you.
• 24:45
  You look just like your mom.
• 24:47
  And then Vanessa Marano does this really great thing with her eyes go completely
• 24:50
  vacant, which is such an experience of like when you first learn to sign and
• 24:55
  like a fully deaf person signs at you.
• 24:58
  We've all been there.
• 24:59
  Yeah.
• 25:00
  And Vanessa Marano killed it.
• 25:01
  She got it.
• 25:02
  But she does this thing that drives me crazy and I also think it's kind of rude
• 25:07
  where she's trying to understand what Emmett and Melody are saying, but she's
• 25:11
  saying trying to translate out loud.
• 25:13
  It's also clearly not for her.
• 25:15
  They're not signing to her anymore.
• 25:17
  Also, well maybe keep it inside your head.
• 25:19
  Those are inside thoughts.
• 25:21
  Right.
• 25:22
  Well, they're for us.
• 25:23
  They're out loud for us.
• 25:24
  Agree.
• 25:24
  I know it's also hearing audiences.
• 25:26
  Oh yeah.
• 25:27
  But, and then.
• 25:28
  Melody says, how long have you guys been hanging out?
• 25:32
  And Bay is like, oh, I don't know what this means.
• 25:36
  And signs hanging out and Melody goes, oh, so funny.
• 25:39
  I don't know what this means either.
• 25:41
  She's so cunty to Bay.
• 25:43
  I feel so bad.
• 25:44
  I know.
• 25:45
  But it's so funny.
• 25:46
  Emmett's just like Bayng a teenage boy.
• 25:48
  He's like, why don't you get outta here?
• 25:50
  Why don't you go get us dinner?
• 25:51
  Thank you.
• 25:52
  Yeah.
• 25:53
  Um.
• 25:54
  Now we're back at the Kennish house.
• 25:56
  Oh yeah.
• 25:56
  And Kathryn and Daphne get to have this sweet mother-daughter moment.
• 26:00
  Yeah.
• 26:01
  They're raiding the fridge trying to figure out what to eat for
• 26:04
  like a midnight snack, I guess.
• 26:06
  Yeah.
• 26:06
  And they're both so dorky in the same way.
• 26:09
  It is.
• 26:09
  When they're signing about shrimp.
• 26:11
  Big bowl.
• 26:13
  I cringed.
• 26:13
  But good for them that they get to have each other.
• 26:16
  Daphne says, I eat shrimp.
• 26:18
  That's not vegetarian.
• 26:19
  Pescatarian, right?
• 26:21
  Yes.
• 26:21
  Yeah.
• 26:22
  Shrimp is not a vegetable.
• 26:23
  Shrimp are the roaches of the ocean.
• 26:25
  I like shrimp.
• 26:26
  I'm making shrimp tonight.
• 26:27
  I know you do.
• 26:29
  You like seafood in a way that concerns me.
• 26:31
  Okay?
• 26:32
  It's yummy and good for you.
• 26:33
  I know that's the popular opinion, but it grosses me out.
• 26:37
  We're back at Emmett's.
• 26:38
  I think Bay is gone now.
• 26:39
  Maybe she went home.
• 26:40
  Yeah.
• 26:40
  Bay has left.
• 26:41
  Emmett's not doing Bay any favors.
• 26:44
  'cause he's so unsubtle when Melody's like, Hey, so you guys are maybe
• 26:49
  dating and Bay is signing is bad.
• 26:52
  How are you guys even able to talk?
• 26:54
  Which is a fair question.
• 26:56
  Totally fair.
• 26:57
  Communication is so vital for any relationship.
• 27:00
  Yeah, and she's like, it's gonna be years before you guys can fully converse.
• 27:06
  Especially because again, Bay is not taking lessons.
• 27:09
  Emmett's just like teaching her, which is why Emmett later says,
• 27:12
  I'm gonna take speech therapy.
• 27:14
  Emmett's timing is so terrible.
• 27:16
  She's like, I'm concerned that you're changing for this girl.
• 27:19
  And he's like, and another thing.
• 27:20
  I'm gonna change for this girl.
• 27:22
  I'm gonna change for this girl.
• 27:24
  And Melody, as I would too, is having a heart attack.
• 27:27
  Yeah.
• 27:28
  He's never been interested before.
• 27:31
  Ever.
• 27:31
  Yeah.
• 27:32
  She understandably isn't happy.
• 27:34
  And then I was kind of just like, man, I wish they did not add a
• 27:37
  speech therapy storyline of like him changing for her, but maybe
• 27:41
  that also tracks with his character.
• 27:43
  I don't think he follows through with the speech therapy.
• 27:45
  No.
• 27:45
  He ends up gonna speech therapy at Carlton.
• 27:47
  I think he does it like twice.
• 27:49
  And then he's like, no.
• 27:51
  Okay.
• 27:51
  Yeah, you, I think he tries and then he's like, this is stupid.
• 27:54
  Maybe that's what he need to do.
• 27:55
  Yeah.
• 27:56
  Just outta curiosity.
• 27:57
  I think it's definitely solely for Bay, but then also could be like
• 28:01
  a curiosity as he becomes more exposed to the hearing world too.
• 28:06
  'cause Emmett's much more like, he's got two capital D deaf parents.
• 28:10
  Yeah.
• 28:11
  And also he's been interacting with the Kennishes more.
• 28:14
  Yeah, true.
• 28:15
  Who are fully hearing.
• 28:16
  So I think because he's hanging out with them and Toby and whatnot.
• 28:19
  I guess.
• 28:20
  I know I also, I wish it had just been full stop.
• 28:23
  I groaned when he mentioned the speech therapy thing.
• 28:26
  Yeah.
• 28:27
  He's going through it and then Melody says the statistic.
• 28:31
  She says the famous statistic, 85% of deaf hearing relationships don't work.
• 28:36
  Okay.
• 28:36
  This is not a real statistic, but I have heard this a million times.
• 28:40
  It's always like 85% or 90% of deaf hearing relationships or
• 28:44
  marriages don't work out or they don't last more than five years.
• 28:49
  How is that even calculated?
• 28:51
  I think mainly surveys.
• 28:53
  But I was trying to do a little research and I again, could not find that study.
• 28:58
  The only time someone mentioned it was from an article in the New York Times in
• 29:02
  the nineties about Deaf President Now, but that wasn't cited, so that's not helpful.
• 29:07
  And then someone was saying, someone did like their dissertation on deaf hearing
• 29:11
  relationships at some college, and he was saying that statistic specifically
• 29:15
  is based on Alexander Graham Bell's research on deaf hearing marriages.
• 29:20
  Fuck that man.
• 29:21
  Fuck that guy.
• 29:22
  Should we talk about that?
• 29:23
  He was very against deaf hearing marriages.
• 29:25
  Yeah.
• 29:25
  Or like just deaf people procreating at all.
• 29:28
  So he was like, God forbid they give birth to evil, quote
• 29:32
  unquote evil deaf offspring.
• 29:34
  So I think he kind of was like, well, it's never gonna work if they're together.
• 29:38
  And then I, he was also very into the segregation of deaf and hearing
• 29:41
  people and deaf people need to be segregated so they could learn English.
• 29:45
  Weren't both his mother and sister deaf?
• 29:47
  Yes.
• 29:48
  Um, Alexander, I hope you're having fun in hell.
• 29:51
  Yeah.
• 29:51
  The only other study I found was by Cochlear Americas.
• 29:55
  Okay.
• 29:56
  So a group that would have a financial benefit in promoting.
• 29:59
  Right.
• 29:59
  Okay, got it.
• 30:00
  Poop endorses pee.
• 30:02
  Like I don't.
• 30:03
  Even the current like statistic what like 50% of marriages end in
• 30:07
  divorce is like a warped statistic.
• 30:10
  How is it?
• 30:11
  I think that's also how I feel about like the deaf hearing marriages thing.
• 30:14
  It's such a small pool of people.
• 30:17
  Yeah.
• 30:17
  And also relationships end for all kinds of reasons.
• 30:20
  I think it's an extra barrier, but I don't think it's the sole
• 30:23
  cause of deaf hearing breakups.
• 30:26
  I say this as I have a hearing wife, so every time I hear the statistic I
• 30:30
  get, yeah, obviously we have a stake.
• 30:32
  I'm like, oh, don't tell me that.
• 30:34
  I mean, Emmett says in the show, he's like, just because you
• 30:37
  read, you got read the Yeah.
• 30:38
  Just 'cause you read that on the internet doesn't make it true.
• 30:41
  Work, Emmett.
• 30:42
  you're so right.
• 30:43
  And then Bay is.
• 30:45
  Exterior driveway back at the Kennish House.
• 30:48
  Ambushed.
• 30:48
  Regina runs at her jumps.
• 30:51
  It's scary.
• 30:52
  Jumps out of the shadows.
• 30:54
  They're like in the dark and she's like, please forgive me.
• 30:58
  And then she tells this really intense story about
• 31:01
  sneaking into Bay's piano recital when she was seven.
• 31:04
  And listen, I did tear up a little bit, but that doesn't mean that
• 31:08
  the story isn't also creepy.
• 31:10
  I think it's so creepy.
• 31:11
  She says, I snuck in and you were seven years old and you were trying to get
• 31:15
  a drink of water and I helped you.
• 31:17
  She's like, I wanted to snatch you away and bring you home with me.
• 31:21
  Then your mom came out and she took you back inside, and it's like,
• 31:25
  okay, so you almost kidnapped her?
• 31:27
  Is that supposed to be encouraging?
• 31:29
  I guess because she feels like Bay's hurt because Bay feels
• 31:33
  like Regina didn't want her.
• 31:34
  And that's exactly what she says.
• 31:36
  Like, but you didn't take me.
• 31:38
  It's not by being like, well, you didn't kidnap me, so fuck you, mom.
• 31:42
  You didn't commit a federal crime.
• 31:44
  Yeah.
• 31:44
  And then Regina turns around and goes to Kathryn and bulldozes
• 31:48
  her way into birthday plans.
• 31:50
  Yeah, like immediately.
• 31:51
  I don't know what about that interaction encouraged her to be like, you know what?
• 31:55
  I'm gonna show up for Bay's birthday.
• 31:57
  My girls clearly love me and adore me right now.
• 32:00
  And Kathryn's like, if it was just about me, I would include you.
• 32:04
  'cause Kathryn's being weirdly forgiving, but the girls don't want you here.
• 32:09
  And that's kind of it, right?
• 32:10
  Yeah.
• 32:10
  Kathryn tries to pretend that they don't have plans at all.
• 32:13
  Yeah, that's right.
• 32:14
  And then the next day the girls wake up and John's like, you guys feeling sick?
• 32:19
  'cause we're going car shopping and I told school you were sick.
• 32:22
  My parents have never done that.
• 32:24
  I've never played hooky.
• 32:26
  Oh, I played hooky so much.
• 32:27
  I got pulled into the office with my mom, senior year of high school.
• 32:33
  'cause they were like, she has too many absent days.
• 32:36
  Like if she takes another one, she won't be able to graduate.
• 32:39
  And my mom was like, what do her grades look like?
• 32:42
  And they were like, well, she has straight A's.
• 32:44
  And my mom was like, okay, so she's gonna graduate, right?
• 32:46
  And if she needs to take more days off, it's fine.
• 32:49
  Fuck you guys.
• 32:50
  And then they just let me continue to miss school.
• 32:52
  My parents would never.
• 32:55
  I think I would be pissed if I woke up and my parents were like, surprised
• 32:58
  you're not going to school today.
• 32:59
  Like it.
• 33:00
  That wouldn't work for me personally.
• 33:03
  But you know what?
• 33:04
  For them to be like, we're going to get you a car.
• 33:07
  That's totally fine.
• 33:08
  Bay is on top of the world.
• 33:09
  Oh, of course.
• 33:11
  And yeah, and we get the reveal of The Thing, the car that she wants.
• 33:14
  And I think it's crazy to get Daphne a car without talking to Regina.
• 33:19
  Especially that random, ugly car they pick out.
• 33:21
  It's a Volvo.
• 33:22
  It's so ugly.
• 33:23
  It's so boring.
• 33:24
  I hate just like a random gray car.
• 33:26
  Bay gets a, a cute, gigantic mess of a thing that's like, so her personality
• 33:32
  and Daphne gets a corporate gray ass car.
• 33:35
  Is that what Daphne wanted?
• 33:36
  No, I, John points out that it has good mileage and it's a good price.
• 33:40
  Yeah.
• 33:41
  Daphne doesn't really want one.
• 33:42
  She just kind of picks one at random.
• 33:44
  Right.
• 33:44
  And then they all pull up exterior driveway and Regina is waiting for
• 33:49
  them in the driveway and they're like, what the hell is this?
• 33:51
  What the hell?
• 33:52
  Melody said you weren't at school.
• 33:54
  That's kind of a scary call to get to be like, Daphne's not at school.
• 33:57
  That is scary.
• 33:58
  And then they all start fighting about the car.
• 34:01
  And Daphne's like, fine, I'll just return it myself.
• 34:04
  Fully backs up into Bay's brand new The Thing.
• 34:08
  This was crazy.
• 34:10
  I understand that they're all shouting and she's overwhelmed or whatever, but
• 34:14
  that doesn't make you just like fully back 10 feet into the car behind you.
• 34:19
  Don't you remember that Bay was behind you?
• 34:21
  You're like boxed in.
• 34:22
  I don't know.
• 34:23
  It's kind of like the episode where she's at Buckner after the cooking
• 34:27
  class and shes like so stressed.
• 34:28
  She's stressed out and she walks into the street and it's like, you're
• 34:32
  telling me that I'm supposed to believe that just because Daphne's
• 34:35
  like overwhelmed and stressed out,
• 34:37
  she's like, I'm just gonna not look where I'm going.
• 34:39
  Head down and walk right into the road.
• 34:42
  Maybe this is a Daphne thing.
• 34:43
  I guess she's loses her eyesight as well.
• 34:46
  Doesn't see cars.
• 34:47
  She's car blind.
• 34:49
  Doesn't see cars.
• 34:50
  Stress induced car blindness.
• 34:52
  Exactly.
• 34:53
  And her face is so funny after she hits the car.
• 34:57
  And then apparently it's $2,000 worth of damages.
• 35:01
  Yeah, it really doesn't look like it should be that much.
• 35:03
  That's, that seems very high.
• 35:05
  I'm sure Bay's car is fine because it was meant to be like a military grade tank.
• 35:09
  Yeah, it probably looks better with a little dent in the bumper.
• 35:12
  I know.
• 35:13
  So, yeah.
• 35:13
  And then Daphne's like in bed later and she's all emo
• 35:17
  about it and Kathryn comes in.
• 35:19
  And she doesn't see Kathryn right away when she comes in.
• 35:22
  Kathryn's right in front of her.
• 35:24
  This again, it's her.
• 35:25
  When Daphne's upset, she cannot see.
• 35:27
  I'll also feel the footsteps though.
• 35:29
  I always felt the footsteps of my parents walking down the hallway to my bedroom,
• 35:34
  even if I was sitting on the bed.
• 35:36
  But Daphne's in her own world and she's sad and she's like, I hate my
• 35:39
  birthday, and then I hate my mom.
• 35:40
  So, and then Kathryn is like, says to John like, we can't help Daphne.
• 35:45
  Like she needs Regina right now.
• 35:47
  I don't know if that's true.
• 35:48
  I don't know if she needs her mom.
• 35:51
  I think she needs her mom to stop acting this way.
• 35:54
  But anyway, and then Bay and Emmett are going to tag the billboard,
• 35:58
  but first they have a little convo where Bay's like, I think we need
• 36:02
  to tell Daphne that we're together.
• 36:03
  And Emmett's like, she's got a lot going on right now.
• 36:06
  This is actually the worst time to tell her.
• 36:08
  And he's right.
• 36:09
  I agree with him.
• 36:10
  I think, yeah.
• 36:12
  Can you wait a week?
• 36:13
  I think it would've been better to tell her immediate, like Emmett should have
• 36:17
  immediately been after she confronts him.
• 36:20
  Yeah.
• 36:21
  About liking Bay and then he goes and kisses Bay.
• 36:23
  He should have been like, Hey Daphne, you were right.
• 36:25
  That should have been the time.
• 36:26
  Yeah.
• 36:26
  That was the time.
• 36:27
  But that ship has sailed.
• 36:28
  And now I do think they should not tell her for a minute 'cause
• 36:31
  she's really going through it.
• 36:33
  I agree.
• 36:33
  And then they're climbing up to tag this billboard and
• 36:37
  this does not feel realistic.
• 36:38
  The cops like they hear sirens.
• 36:41
  The cops are showing up.
• 36:42
  They're pulling up.
• 36:43
  Yeah.
• 36:44
  They, the cops give chase.
• 36:46
  Yeah.
• 36:47
  And Bay and Emmett flee, and then they hide behind Bay's
• 36:50
  new military grade truck.
• 36:52
  Very recognizable if the cops were looking for them.
• 36:55
  It's a bright blue car.
• 36:56
  It just felt like, are they really going after street artists that hard?
• 37:00
  Maybe they are.
• 37:01
  Maybe, I don't know.
• 37:02
  Maybe it's a low crime area.
• 37:03
  True.
• 37:04
  But I also don't really believe that there would be like an
• 37:06
  abandoned billboard near Buckner.
• 37:08
  Right.
• 37:09
  Neither do I. It's for the plot.
• 37:11
  They hop like a barbed wire fence and the two of them cut themselves.
• 37:15
  Bay ends up cutting her hands and Emmett slashes his stomach.
• 37:19
  Yeah.
• 37:20
  Yeah.
• 37:20
  He just like throws himself over the fence.
• 37:22
  Yeah.
• 37:22
  You don't really see how he gets there.
• 37:25
  No, we just see him after that.
• 37:27
  He has a cut on his stomach.
• 37:28
  Yeah.
• 37:28
  And then it's the next morning, the girls' official birthday, and then Kathryn's
• 37:33
  made peanut butter pancakes, not knowing that Daphne doesn't like peanut butter.
• 37:37
  Peanut butter chocolate chip pancakes.
• 37:38
  Oh, excuse me.
• 37:39
  That sound really good.
• 37:41
  Sorry.
• 37:42
  But she doesn't like that.
• 37:43
  But also she asks, do you want syrup or whipped cream?
• 37:47
  Both.
• 37:48
  Who do you think I am?
• 37:49
  Is there a world where it's either or for people?
• 37:51
  I've never encountered that.
• 37:53
  I think you need both.
• 37:54
  Yeah, she said, was it like it's standard.
• 37:56
  Whipped cream is like.
• 37:57
  It goes on top.
• 37:58
  These pancakes are too dry with just whipped cream.
• 38:02
  Especially peanut butter ones.
• 38:03
  Yeah, that's true.
• 38:05
  Anyway, Daphne's wearing this long color blocked T-shirt.
• 38:09
  Yes.
• 38:09
  That I actually don't hate.
• 38:10
  Okay.
• 38:11
  But it does look like something a 35 year old should be wearing.
• 38:15
  That's her wardrobe really.
• 38:16
  She says, sorry about the car.
• 38:18
  And then John and Kathryn say, whatever.
• 38:20
  Whatever.
• 38:20
  We love you.
• 38:21
  It's your birthday.
• 38:22
  And then Bay walks in and she's wearing all black and yet
• 38:25
  another cropped gray blazer.
• 38:26
  Yep.
• 38:26
  But a different one than the last one.
• 38:28
  And she has so many cropped gray blazers in that closet.
• 38:32
  Yes, she does.
• 38:33
  She's got a rotation.
• 38:34
  And Kathryn is like, what happened with your hands?
• 38:37
  She's like, girl, I don't wanna talk about it.
• 38:39
  Something with the rose bushes.
• 38:41
  Yeah.
• 38:41
  That was a bad lie, but they stop asking.
• 38:43
  Yeah.
• 38:43
  Kathryn doesn't, does not follow up.
• 38:46
  They're just so excited.
• 38:47
  'cause they have the little birthday hats on the table for the girls and
• 38:50
  they wanna take a photo and, and it's also the two girls' birthdays
• 38:53
  together for the first time.
• 38:55
  First time.
• 38:56
  And Bay's like, no matter what they say to you, you do not have to wear the hat.
• 39:00
  And a second later they are wearing the hat.
• 39:02
  It's cute.
• 39:02
  It's really sweet.
• 39:04
  And they won't eat the pancakes.
• 39:05
  No.
• 39:06
  Your mom made you this beautiful breakfast.
• 39:07
  This, the reasoning behind it is one, if you ever see food on tv,
• 39:12
  it's been sprayed with chemicals to keep it looking like hot and fresh.
• 39:17
  Mm-hmm.
• 39:18
  And the chemicals are so up close, like it's inedible.
• 39:22
  I was in a lot of like dinner scenes.
• 39:24
  Oh yeah.
• 39:24
  When I was a background actor.
• 39:26
  So we would just like have food in front of us that was like basically
• 39:30
  sprayed with like plastic coating.
• 39:32
  Wow.
• 39:33
  Okay.
• 39:34
  The more you know.
• 39:34
  So most of the time if you see food on a set, it's actually not edible.
• 39:38
  But yeah, they really skip the birthday breakfast.
• 39:40
  And then at Emmett's, Melody has found this really intense, gigantic bandage.
• 39:47
  It looks like a pad.
• 39:48
  It almost looks like a diaper.
• 39:50
  It is comically large.
• 39:52
  I was like, oh, did Bay get her period?
• 39:54
  She should have lied and said that.
• 39:56
  That would've been a great lie.
• 39:57
  That would've been way better than what he says, which is, oh yeah.
• 39:59
  I cut my stomach playing football at my friend's house.
• 40:02
  Yeah.
• 40:02
  He like fell on a sprinkler at his friend Jackson's house and Melody's
• 40:06
  like, so, I know you're lying.
• 40:08
  She sees, it doesn't look like he ever cleaned it, which is on him.
• 40:12
  You should be cleaning your wounds.
• 40:14
  No, it looks better.
• 40:15
  He's a boy.
• 40:16
  You have to clean your cuts, guys.
• 40:17
  You can get an infection.
• 40:18
  Fellas, is it gay if you clean your wounds?
• 40:21
  And Melody rightfully is like, what the hell is that?
• 40:24
  And the lie doesn't go that well, but he's just like, we're gonna
• 40:27
  be late for the birthday party.
• 40:29
  And she immediately connects the dots because they go to the Kennishes.
• 40:32
  Bay answers the door, and she has cuts on her hands.
• 40:34
  Yeah.
• 40:35
  Melody's like, ding, ding, ding.
• 40:37
  Bay did this.
• 40:38
  She pulls Emmett aside immediately.
• 40:40
  She's like, so what are you guys into rough sex?
• 40:42
  Are you cutting each other?
• 40:43
  And he's like, mom, oh my God, nothing happened.
• 40:48
  And then he's like, I'm not gonna tell you because you already hate Bay.
• 40:52
  And she's like's like, yeah, clearly for good reason.
• 40:55
  I see both sides of this.
• 40:57
  I think she's like, you're sneaking around.
• 40:58
  Yeah.
• 40:58
  You are lying and you're coming home with like cuts and bruises.
• 41:01
  Yeah.
• 41:01
  I think when it starts to be a safety issue, like I think she's,
• 41:05
  she has fair reason to be worried.
• 41:07
  I also think that Bay is like such a sheltered person and like
• 41:12
  doesn't understand how other people move through the world still.
• 41:15
  We saw this a lot with Ty and so I think that Melody's right to be like,
• 41:20
  this girl is not going to accommodate.
• 41:22
  She's making you bend to what she wants.
• 41:26
  And also you are getting someone involved in something criminal.
• 41:30
  Yeah.
• 41:31
  Which we will see later on.
• 41:34
  Yeah.
• 41:35
  But like a deaf boy in the criminal justice system, it does not go well.
• 41:40
  Bay hasn't faced any consequences.
• 41:42
  And I think she thinks he's also exempt.
• 41:44
  She's just like not thinking about it.
• 41:47
  So yeah.
• 41:47
  Melody's like, I don't like that girl.
• 41:49
  And do you see what Bay's wearing?
• 41:51
  It's like a dress situation.
• 41:53
  It's very, she's wearing a jumpsuit.
• 41:55
  It's a zipper jumpsuit.
• 41:57
  No it's not.
• 41:57
  Yes, it is.
• 41:58
  What?
• 41:59
  I think.
• 42:00
  I don't think it is.
• 42:00
  I think it's like a sweater dress.
• 42:02
  But it has zippers all over it.
• 42:03
  Yeah, it has zippers all over it, but I don't think it's a jumpsuit.
• 42:07
  Oh God.
• 42:08
  Is it a jumpsuit?
• 42:09
  No.
• 42:09
  Sorry.
• 42:10
  I got distracted.
• 42:11
  I'm looking at this photo of Daphne from the Wiki fan page.
• 42:14
  Bright teal dress.
• 42:16
  Strutting her stuff.
• 42:17
  It's like a sweater dress situation.
• 42:19
  I'll look it up.
• 42:20
  When I screenshot photos from the episode, but it's, um, it's not good.
• 42:25
  No, it's not.
• 42:26
  None of the looks are good.
• 42:28
  It's birthday dinner time.
• 42:29
  Yeah, it's cake time.
• 42:30
  I just thought it was interesting how everyone was anticipating
• 42:33
  this giant party, but it's just a small dinner with no other people.
• 42:37
  I know that, again, budgets are small.
• 42:40
  Nobody in this situation has any other friends.
• 42:42
  The parents aren't like, where's Simone?
• 42:44
  Bay's best friend that she's always hanging out with.
• 42:47
  Don't have the budget for Simone yet.
• 42:48
  But Regina walks up and she's like, I've never missed any of Daphne's birthdays and
• 42:53
  now I'm not gonna miss any more of Bay's,
• 42:55
  which is sweet.
• 42:56
  Yeah.
• 42:57
  And Bay agrees.
• 42:58
  Yeah.
• 42:58
  John's like, I'm not okay with this.
• 43:00
  And Bay's like, I want her here.
• 43:02
  And I really appreciated, John was so ready.
• 43:04
  He was like winding up to go off and Bay was like, says, I want her here.
• 43:08
  And he just stops.
• 43:09
  He goes, okay, great.
• 43:10
  And then we get a very silent birthday stretch.
• 43:16
  Where they're all just like eating cake and no one's really talking.
• 43:20
  But then Kathryn comes up and gives a really sweet speech.
• 43:23
  Third time in the episode that I teared up.
• 43:25
  16 years ago, I gave birth to a beautiful girl and I brought
• 43:29
  home another beautiful girl.
• 43:31
  She said she feels lucky.
• 43:33
  Yeah.
• 43:34
  And then Bay's like, okay, let's do presents, which she says, presents plural.
• 43:39
  But because the Kennishes already got them both cars, it's just Emmett.
• 43:43
  It's just Bay opening a gift from Emmett and then Daphne
• 43:45
  opening a gift from Emmett.
• 43:46
  Nothing from Adriana or Toby?
• 43:48
  No Toby.
• 43:49
  No.
• 43:49
  Just the car and then whatever Emmett's got going on.
• 43:52
  And Emmett, yeah.
• 43:54
  Bay opens the gift and it's a scarf and the card that just says
• 43:59
  from Emmett.
• 44:00
  You should have like prepped her for this.
• 44:02
  Like beforehand.
• 44:03
  But like, just so you know, your present isn't your real present.
• 44:06
  She's so disappointed as I would be too.
• 44:09
  Yeah.
• 44:10
  This is, I hate opening presents in front of like groups of people.
• 44:14
  No, and I also don't like, especially growing up when I
• 44:17
  would go to birthday parties.
• 44:18
  Yeah.
• 44:18
  I don't wanna watch someone open their presents either, because growing up I
• 44:22
  would one, either be really jealous or two, feel weird if they didn't like my
• 44:27
  gift or like, oh, I already have it.
• 44:29
  And I'm like.
• 44:29
  Well, that's insane.
• 44:30
  Their parents should have told them not to say that.
• 44:33
  I know.
• 44:33
  I remember once, just some sleepover, I must have been like seven or eight,
• 44:38
  and the girl opened the gifts in front of everyone and for other people
• 44:42
  she was like, oh my God, I love it.
• 44:44
  I've always wanted this.
• 44:45
  And then she opened mine, which my parents probably got from Toys R
• 44:48
  Us, and she was just like, oh, okay.
• 44:52
  That's nice.
• 44:53
  She said, okay?
• 44:55
  I, it wasn't that exact wording.
• 44:57
  I don't remember what it was, but she was just like trying to be
• 44:59
  nice about it instead of being so excited like she was with the others.
• 45:04
  And I was like, well, this is stupid.
• 45:06
  I hate opening gifts in front of people also.
• 45:09
  Me too.
• 45:09
  Because I feel like I have to perform an emotion that they want.
• 45:13
  Christmas is the worst day ever for me.
• 45:15
  I have to open all these gifts and be so thrilled about all of them.
• 45:19
  Yeah.
• 45:19
  The only person I ever wanna open gifts in front of or I want to watch open gifts
• 45:23
  is Paolo.
• 45:24
  Same with A. Yeah.
• 45:25
  Just because I'm like, I'm not faking it, you know.
• 45:29
  Otherwise, even when I get someone a gift I'm really excited about, if
• 45:32
  they're like, I'm not gonna open it in front of you, I'm like, that's so fair.
• 45:35
  Yeah.
• 45:35
  I respect it.
• 45:36
  So then it's Daphne's turn and she is cracking up at the card
• 45:41
  that Emmett has written for her.
• 45:43
  Cracking up.
• 45:44
  She's like, oh my God, you didn't.
• 45:46
  And she opens it and it is a signed copy and poster of Deafenstein.
• 45:50
  Deafenstein, not Deafula.
• 45:52
  Yeah.
• 45:53
  Callback to our last episode if you've listened.
• 45:56
  This is inspired by Deafula.
• 45:59
  Yes.
• 46:00
  Deafenstein an ASL horror movie with deaf people from the seventies, I guess
• 46:05
  and it's really bad.
• 46:06
  Yeah.
• 46:07
  And Daphne and Emmett are obsessed with it.
• 46:10
  Yes.
• 46:11
  And he reveals that six months ago he drove to Springfield to
• 46:16
  a horror convention to get the.
• 46:19
  150 miles away.
• 46:20
  Yeah.
• 46:20
  To get the creator, the filmmaker, to sign it, or the director or someone.
• 46:24
  Charles Danes.
• 46:26
  Yeah.
• 46:26
  It's to get Charles Danes to sign it.
• 46:29
  She also got her t-shirt.
• 46:30
  It's a whole Deafenstein fan package basically and she is stoked.
• 46:36
  Head over heels.
• 46:37
  She's so excited.
• 46:39
  And then we basically cut immediately to Bay sulking in her art studio
• 46:44
  and he, Emmett comes in and she's like, thanks again for the scarf.
• 46:48
  The way she says scarf in this episode.
• 46:51
  She's like, it's a scarf.
• 46:53
  Yeah.
• 46:53
  So she's like trying to be positive.
• 46:56
  And he's like, just kidding.
• 46:57
  It's a blindfold.
• 46:58
  I have chills.
• 46:59
  Yeah, it's a blindfold and she's like, what?
• 47:01
  Kinky.
• 47:02
  That was my first thought also.
• 47:04
  And then he puts it on her and we do, we get this little like spin shot, a
• 47:08
  little dolly shot on the camera and it spins and suddenly they're in the
• 47:13
  parking lot looking up at her piece.
• 47:15
  I have a question for you.
• 47:17
  I have a million questions.
• 47:19
  My first thought was, do we think that he blindfolds her and then walks
• 47:24
  her all the way out of the Kennish House to his motorcycle or car?
• 47:28
  And then drives them while she's still blindfolded?
• 47:31
  Or do you think he's just like puts it on and then is like, ha ha, okay, let's go.
• 47:35
  And then like they take it off and they leave.
• 47:37
  Like how do they exit the Kennish House?
• 47:39
  But when they transport to the next scene at the billboard,
• 47:42
  she takes off the blindfold.
• 47:43
  Exactly.
• 47:44
  Implying that she's been wearing this blindfold the whole time.
• 47:47
  The whole time.
• 47:48
  I would be so dizzy.
• 47:50
  Not only would I be dizzy, but like,
• 47:52
  is no one else around?
• 47:53
  Where's Melody?
• 47:54
  Like no one else has clocked the, I don't know.
• 47:56
  I would have questions.
• 47:57
  I feel that leading a blindfolded Bay out of the Kennish house on her
• 48:01
  birthday would provoke questions.
• 48:03
  I agree.
• 48:04
  From other members of the family.
• 48:06
  I like to think he blindfold her, put her on this motorcycle,
• 48:08
  drove to however far the parking lot is.
• 48:11
  Yeah, and then she took it off.
• 48:13
  It's a local high school, so maybe like a 10, 15 minute trip.
• 48:17
  Yeah.
• 48:17
  Also the Kennishes still don't know that Bay's been riding
• 48:20
  around on Emmett's motorcycle, so can't wait for that to blow up.
• 48:24
  May they're all in bed.
• 48:25
  I don't know.
• 48:25
  No, because Regina and, uh, Regina and Kathryn are outside cleaning up.
• 48:29
  Yeah.
• 48:29
  Anyway, they get there.
• 48:31
  The big reveal is he has put Bay's art up on the billboard by himself somehow,
• 48:36
  even though she was gonna need help.
• 48:38
  One, how do you get up there by yourself?
• 48:40
  Two, he doesn't, how would he know how to spray paint that?
• 48:44
  It's stencil based, right?
• 48:46
  But where'd he get the materials?
• 48:48
  So true, actually.
• 48:49
  You're right.
• 48:50
  How would he know how to do that?
• 48:52
  And it looks great.
• 48:53
  I think it's Bay's best.
• 48:54
  It's fantastic.
• 48:54
  It's Bay's best work.
• 48:56
  Yeah.
• 48:56
  It's a picture of a girl blowing out candles on a cake, but
• 49:01
  the candles are made dynamite.
• 49:03
  Yeah.
• 49:04
  And it's pretty good.
• 49:05
  It's cute.
• 49:05
  Like it's one, I think it's my favorite.
• 49:08
  Does it qualify as Axe Girl?
• 49:09
  Like it's my favorite Axe Girl variation that we see.
• 49:11
  Yeah.
• 49:12
  I agree.
• 49:12
  But yeah, she's like, wow.
• 49:14
  And then he's like, and I'm sorry, I haven't told Daphne about us yet.
• 49:17
  And she said, it's okay.
• 49:18
  She says It's okay.
• 49:19
  And then, yeah, she's like, I think it would be better coming from me.
• 49:22
  No, it wouldn't, girl.
• 49:23
  No, it wouldn't.
• 49:24
  It definitely wouldn't.
• 49:25
  Yeah.
• 49:26
  And then back at the house, Daphne is sitting in the car in
• 49:30
  sulking, and Regina comes in and is like, I have a gift for you.
• 49:36
  And it's just like.
• 49:38
  It's a bunch of recipes that Daphne cooks and then takeout menus.
• 49:43
  And cereal box tops.
• 49:44
  And cereal box tops.
• 49:46
  What the fuck.
• 49:47
  I know that the point of it is like Regina's so bad at gift giving.
• 49:51
  She did look like she scrapbooked it and made it with a lot of thought in it.
• 49:56
  So I was like, it's so mean when Daphne's like this is the worst birthday
• 50:00
  person ever but also she's not wrong.
• 50:02
  Especially 'cause she's mad at her mom right now.
• 50:05
  This is an insane thing to be like.
• 50:07
  And by the way, on the day that you got a car from your other parents
• 50:10
  who you're not mad at, I'm giving you a bunch of pieces of paper.
• 50:13
  Here is literally garbage in a box that I've glued together.
• 50:17
  Yeah, you couldn't do better?
• 50:19
  Get her like a gift card.
• 50:21
  And then Regina's like, and I think you should keep this car.
• 50:24
  Yeah, that was kind of it.
• 50:25
  I'm like, okay, whatever.
• 50:27
  Girl.
• 50:27
  Well, Daphne already dinged it, so.
• 50:30
  True, they can't give it back now.
• 50:31
  Nope.
• 50:32
  And Daphne's like, I've been trying really hard to forgive you, but I
• 50:35
  just keep getting mad all over again.
• 50:37
  It's been like three or four days.
• 50:39
  Yeah.
• 50:40
  Give it a second.
• 50:41
  Give it some time.
• 50:42
  I guess from there she decides to go back to her room in the Kennish house.
• 50:48
  Yes.
• 50:48
  And she's watching Deafenstein and she is cracking up.
• 50:53
  And like not even a funny part, it keeps cutting to Deafenstein and it's
• 50:56
  like someone walking, she's like, oh my god, this is the funniest thing.
• 51:00
  It's Deafenstein like chasing after someone.
• 51:02
  It's like not a funny part of the movie and it, I don't know.
• 51:06
  It was really, she is hackling just by herself.
• 51:10
  Laughing it up and then Bay comes in to quote check on Daphne.
• 51:15
  But really, I think she was trying to be like, Hey, tell her,
• 51:18
  let me tell you about Emmett.
• 51:19
  It's her birthday.
• 51:21
  Can you wait till next morning?
• 51:22
  Yeah.
• 51:23
  Yeah.
• 51:23
  She's like, I'm gonna tell you something.
• 51:26
  And Daphne's like, I'm actually having such a good day.
• 51:29
  'cause I realized there's someone who's been here for me this entire time.
• 51:33
  And it's not just my mom.
• 51:34
  And it's not my traitor mom.
• 51:36
  It's Emmett.
• 51:37
  And Bay's like, oh, like you have feelings for him?
• 51:40
  And Daphne goes, maybe.
• 51:42
  Girl, maybe?
• 51:43
  End of episode.
• 51:44
  And that's the end of the episode.
• 51:46
  But also maybe?
• 51:48
  After that gift?
• 51:49
  When he's clearly been in love with you forever and you're
• 51:52
  like, I don't know, maybe.
• 51:54
  He drove hours to get this poster signed for you Yeah.
• 51:58
  If that's not enough, then no, I think you don't have feelings for him.
• 52:01
  I think that's evidence that you don't.
• 52:02
  Right.
• 52:03
  Maybe?
• 52:04
  So that's the end of the episode.
• 52:07
  Yeah.
• 52:07
  Love triangle.
• 52:08
  Usually when there's a love triangle in a show or a book or movie, anything,
• 52:13
  my solution is that everybody kiss.
• 52:15
  But since Bay and Daphne are kind of proxy sisters, I guess they shouldn't kiss.
• 52:19
  No, they shouldn't kiss.
• 52:20
  No kissing for them.
• 52:22
  Or like Emmett has sister wives.
• 52:23
  I always thought it was odd that sister wives don't also make out with each other.
• 52:27
  We don't know that for sure.
• 52:29
  Yeah, but we can't, like, it yeah traditionally they don't.
• 52:32
  Yeah, probably not.
• 52:33
  No.
• 52:33
  I remember watching Sister Wives growing up on TLC and being like, what is the
• 52:36
  point of being all married to the same man if you're not also gonna kiss?
• 52:41
  Also I'm queer, so that's probably part of it.
• 52:44
  But I was like, this doesn't make sense to me.
• 52:46
  Why aren't these beautiful women kissing?
• 52:47
  Yeah, I get it.
• 52:49
  As someone who's also watched like nearly every episode of Sister Wives.
• 52:53
  Such a good show.
• 52:53
  I know they've like all divorced him.
• 52:56
  Yes, they've all left him except Robyn.
• 52:58
  Yeah.
• 52:58
  The success rate for sister wives is so much lower than the success
• 53:01
  rate for deaf hearing relationships.
• 53:03
  So why don't they come at them more?
• 53:06
  Yeah.
• 53:06
  Leave the deaf and hearing marriages alone.