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Classic Moment: Erin Maguire · Billy & Lisa in the Morning

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  Speaker 1: Well, hi guys, well Hire, you're a spy ponder then, you.
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  Speaker 2: Know, and Arlington spy Ponda. That's my hometown, Arlington.
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  Speaker 1: I know.
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  Speaker 2: Only we had a mascot named after a body of water.
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  Speaker 2: You can't have somebody dress up as a lake. We're
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  Speaker 2: so lame, like, wouldn't be a tiger or a Bobcat
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  Speaker 2: or something. Kid, that's what we're gonna go with the pond.
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  Speaker 1: But Arlington's a beautiful town. I gotta tell you, Lisa
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  Speaker 1: Dunavan and everybody I know, this is the first time
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  Speaker 1: I had to miss Comics Come Home. Everybody says immediately,
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  Speaker 1: Aaron Maguire, that woman that opened the show, stole the show.
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  Speaker 1: You were the standout.
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  Speaker 2: Oh my god, I just got chills. Thank you. We
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  Speaker 2: were talking about you after the show. Were you our Yeah?
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  Speaker 1: Good.
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  Speaker 2: It's all part of my Whisper campaign. It's slowly been
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  Speaker 2: letting people know that I'm a big deal. Well very quietly.
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  Speaker 1: Comics Come Home is one of the biggest comedy events
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  Speaker 1: of the year in the country. I mean, it's all
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  Speaker 1: the best hottest comedians on Onnesday in one night. You
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  Speaker 1: were the first time there, a first time and you
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  Speaker 1: had to open the show. What did that feel like?
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  Speaker 2: Well, I left my body. I so left my body
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  Speaker 2: at a certain point it felt amazing. I mean I
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  Speaker 2: have been mentally preparing for Comics Come Home. I mean
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  Speaker 2: I booked this in my head five years ago. Nobody knew,
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  Speaker 2: you know. And when I booked it, Mike Clark, who
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  Speaker 2: run Brother, He's such a fantastic guy and such a
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  Speaker 2: champion of me and my talent. He called me and
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  Speaker 2: he was like, you got comics come Home, kid, And
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  Speaker 2: I got so excited, called everybody in my family. There
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  Speaker 2: were about five thousand mcguires. Actually we were like half
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  Speaker 2: the audience.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, everybody came out of the woodwork. I'm like, I
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  Speaker 2: don't even know you. They're like, I'm your third cousin.
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  Speaker 1: Can I get tickets?
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  Speaker 2: It was such an honor to share the stage with
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  Speaker 2: people like Dennis Leary, Conan O'Brien, Sebastian Maniscalco, Sarah Silverman,
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  Speaker 2: Michelle Buteau, Letty Clark, Bobby Kelly. The list goes on
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  Speaker 2: and on. And when I found out the lineup, I
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  Speaker 2: was like, I better start getting ready right now. Well,
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  Speaker 2: you were telling funny real fast baby off the air.
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  Speaker 1: You were sharing some of your stories from backstage, even
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  Speaker 1: before the show, that you got to mix and mingle
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  Speaker 1: with all these people.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, and it felt like I was no different than them.
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  Speaker 2: It was very comfortable. It was so much fun. I
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  Speaker 2: was surprised how like present and calm I was because
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  Speaker 2: I just had to be. There was so much overwhelmed
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  Speaker 2: happening that you just were like, I'll deal with I'll
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  Speaker 2: unpack the feelings of this in about a week and
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  Speaker 2: I'll just start crying on my couch out of nowhere.
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  Speaker 2: But right now I'll be present because you are among
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  Speaker 2: comedy royalty. You're on the biggest stage in Boston. Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: you're your hometown, you know. And at one point I
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  Speaker 2: was on stage and I have a big closer of
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  Speaker 2: my number, which you've seen some of you guilt trip.
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  Speaker 2: Nobody sees the shady eye I just gave you. But
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  Speaker 2: I did say to myself in my head, I was like,
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  Speaker 2: oh my god, remember this moment for the rest of
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  Speaker 2: your life, because I was just I hit this last
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  Speaker 2: moment on stage and I looked up in all the Celtics,
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  Speaker 2: Penance and Bruins, you know, flags are hanging from the
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  Speaker 2: ceiling of the garden. There's seventeen thousand people there, and
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  Speaker 2: they're all wanting to see you succeed.
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  Speaker 1: And you were in the Bruins locker room for I was.
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  Speaker 2: I went through their underwear. I took some collectibles.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, Eron, never go through someone's hockey bag, all right,
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  Speaker 1: it'll yeah.
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  Speaker 2: I was like CSI, you.
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  Speaker 1: Know we're talking Aaron maguire. She was in Comics Come
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  Speaker 1: Home a couple of weeks ago. She's shooting her comedy special.
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  Speaker 1: By the way, that's tonight Rockwell Theater tomorrow night.
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  Speaker 2: Okay tomorrow Friday night, two shows seven and nine pm.
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  Speaker 1: Can they get tickets too?
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  Speaker 2: They can get tickets at Rockwell Theater, the Rockwall Theater website,
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  Speaker 2: or go to Aaron McGuire dot com. That's spelled m
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  Speaker 2: A g U I r E. It's such a pain.
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  Speaker 2: I'm sorry everybody. I'm not in mcg McGuire. And now also,
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  Speaker 2: I'm not the only Aaron McGuire. There is another aeronmill
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  Speaker 2: she's a Republican strategist for Fox News. I'm not even joking.
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  Speaker 2: This is this has messed up my algorithm so badly
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  Speaker 2: that I feel like I need to get in front of.
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  Speaker 1: This woman now.
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  Speaker 2: She married into the name, and I was like, you
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  Speaker 2: gotta be kidding me, because now my Google search is
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  Speaker 2: getting all her stuff and I'm getting her fan mail. Oh,
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  Speaker 2: so I'm like, she's the Aaron McGuire my parents ordered,
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  Speaker 2: and I'm the one they got. So I'm the team
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  Speaker 2: o Aaron McGuire. Do you know what it's like to
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  Speaker 2: Google yourself and somebody's doing you better than you?
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  Speaker 1: And I was like, are you kidding me?
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  Speaker 2: She married into the name and so yeah, I get
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  Speaker 2: her fan mail. But now I'm messing with her fans
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  Speaker 2: we show tomorrow. She's too busy making money hand over
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  Speaker 2: fist in Manhattan right now. I'm like, I'm getting paid
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  Speaker 2: in drink tickets. So will I'll take you to Senior
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  Speaker 2: Frogs other Aaron mcguires somewhere while it does. Yeah, I'm
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  Speaker 2: not surprised. I'm sure I've played the bathroom and a
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  Speaker 2: Senior Frogs. Like from a high Highs to low Lows.
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  Speaker 2: You're at the garden one day and then you're in
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  Speaker 2: the bathroom at Senior Frogs the next, and that is comedy.
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  Speaker 1: Baby. Now, when you're back here, do you feel the
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  Speaker 1: need to go through Arlington and see if you can
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  Speaker 1: pass some of your local faves.
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  Speaker 2: Always whenever I come home i work, I always have
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  Speaker 2: to go to Harvard Square when I'm home and relive
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  Speaker 2: my grunge days. Just for the record, I'm tweaking right
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  Speaker 2: now because I'm at Kiss one a weight and this
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  Speaker 2: is what I grew up listening to. I would be
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  Speaker 2: in my geoprism. Put on Kiss one Away and listen
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  Speaker 2: to Eddie Vedder while I'm driving through Harvard. I'm smoking
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  Speaker 2: a clothes cigarette and I'm like living my best Kiss
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  Speaker 2: one Away.
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  Speaker 1: Like I don't think we were playing a lot of
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  Speaker 1: Eddie Vedder. I got, well you.
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  Speaker 2: Had you were more like Janet Jackson. It was a nation,
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  Speaker 2: a little Celine Dion. There you go in my kiss,
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  Speaker 2: in my in my geo, just being like so I
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  Speaker 2: cam to me, Oh you guys, It's just you're part
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  Speaker 2: of my life, in my childhood. So this is an honor.
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  Speaker 2: Whenever I go back to Arlington, Yeah, there's certain things
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  Speaker 2: I have to do, certain places I gotta go. And
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  Speaker 2: now so many of the places are like disappearing. Where's
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  Speaker 2: Papa Gino's you guys, Oh.
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  Speaker 1: That's gone Arlington.
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  Speaker 2: It's like it's like a cannabis shop. Now, oh, it's devastating.
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  Speaker 1: Well, there's a lot of ethnic cuisine right on that
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  Speaker 1: chunk of Arlington Center on mass Av. Like I go
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  Speaker 1: to a place by the way, I'll give it noodle market.
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  Speaker 1: I'll give it a shout out. Oh okay, mass Ave
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  Speaker 1: in Arlington, noodle Market.
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  Speaker 2: We don't have spices in my family, so that's like
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  Speaker 2: there's a lot of like Indian food and Thai food,
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  Speaker 2: and I was like, this is wasted on my family. Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: there's a real salt.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah tie on massav in Arlington Center. Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: No, we boil everything, so we don't want anything with flavor.
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  Speaker 1: Ever.
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  Speaker 2: I never saw a green vegetable until I was eighteen.
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  Speaker 1: I grew up with a lot of boiled My mom
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  Speaker 1: was a Sullivan, a lot of boiled dinners.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, eezier put it all in one pot.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's what my dad would do early on a
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  Speaker 1: Sunday morning. Everything just goes in the pot except vegetables.
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  Speaker 2: We said if my mother opened up her own restaurant
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  Speaker 2: and would be called a taste of nothing. When you
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  Speaker 2: get cafe.
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  Speaker 1: When you get to Arlington, do you feel the need
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  Speaker 1: to go buy the pond? Uh?
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  Speaker 2: Oh, you mean Mystic Mystic Valley Parkway. Of course, I
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  Speaker 2: love the pond and oh yeah, you gotta go visit.
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  Speaker 2: You know all of the local ponts Man Capital Movie Theater.
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  Speaker 2: That's where I worked in.
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  Speaker 1: High school as an usher or something, or.
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  Speaker 2: I was the girl that served the ice cream they had.
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  Speaker 2: That was when ice cream first started to come on
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  Speaker 2: the scene at the Capitol Movie Theater. Yeah, isn't that
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  Speaker 2: still there? Oh yeah, absolutely, I think I still have
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  Speaker 2: the shirts. I should just put one on and go
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  Speaker 2: in and start working there and see if they catch
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  Speaker 2: ticket stuff.
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  Speaker 1: You take yourself a soft serve.
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  Speaker 2: Who is this ginger that's taking tickets?
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  Speaker 1: Speaking speaking of gingers off the air a few minutes ago,
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  Speaker 1: I said, boy, I love your hair. Yeah, and you
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  Speaker 1: said Conan made a comment about it. Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: I talked to Conan for a while at comics come home,
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  Speaker 2: and you know, we have the same wacky sense of humor,
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  Speaker 2: like we're just goofy and we instantly get along and
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  Speaker 2: we start chatting and he goes, oh my god, you're
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  Speaker 2: like me with a wig.