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Son of a Boy Dad: Ep. 37 - Aunty Bodies · Son of a Boy Dad

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  Speaker 4: All right, What's up everybody? Or what is up everybody?
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  Speaker 4: Welcome back to Son of a Boy Dad Podcast. Today
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  Speaker 4: is Monday, January tenth. It is eleven thirty am, bright
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  Speaker 4: and early quite bright out today, not that early either,
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  Speaker 4: it's a little early early for me.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, why why is that early for you? Just is
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  Speaker 1: it shouldn't be.
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  Speaker 4: And you know what, today is a great day to
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  Speaker 4: talk about that chat.
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  Speaker 1: Nope, no, don't have to.
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  Speaker 4: You know what, fuck that chat?
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  Speaker 1: The tune changed on that chat around here.
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  Speaker 1: I think that we should wait until a little bit
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  Speaker 1: deeper into the episode.
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  Speaker 4: And give them what they paid for only two.
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  Speaker 1: We're kind of we're losing money, we're clawing back. We
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  Speaker 1: obviously are losing money. We've been losing money, Erica. I
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  Speaker 1: had to fucking walk to work today. Eric walks to work.
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  Speaker 4: Brutal, brutal.
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  Speaker 1: She's going through it right now.
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  Speaker 4: So how are you feeling round? How are you feeling
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  Speaker 4: super spreader around?
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  Speaker 1: Dude? What the fuck are you talking about? I didn't
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  Speaker 1: I never had ship bro Yeah, sure you didn't know.
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  Speaker 1: I got the COVID this past week. Now, That's why
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  Speaker 1: I'm trying to keep a nice six foot off off
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  Speaker 1: of you. Yeah, but uh, I did my five days
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  Speaker 1: in lockdown?
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  Speaker 4: Huh?
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  Speaker 1: So did that? Only did five days in lockdown? Me?
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  Speaker 4: My antibodies are stronger than ever.
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  Speaker 1: You look like you have an antibody with that fucking sweater.
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  Speaker 1: Definitely not an uncle body an antibody. Have an antibody, bro, Bro.
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  Speaker 4: I wouldn't look like I had an antibody if I
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  Speaker 4: was wearing six jackets like you.
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  Speaker 1: This is a card hard. This is a working man.
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  Speaker 1: I work a car hard. To the work today too.
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  Speaker 4: So one's to the work, to the work, to the grind.
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  Speaker 1: Punch him in, punching out. This was your COVID?
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  Speaker 4: What did you do?
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  Speaker 1: I fucking I consume so much media? Yeah what? I
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  Speaker 1: watched this movie after fucking movie?
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  Speaker 4: What was your What were the best ones? You know
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  Speaker 4: what I watched this week? I watched The Arrival and
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  Speaker 4: it was bad?
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  Speaker 1: What one was the Arrival?
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  Speaker 4: The Alien one? Is that the with Amy Adams?
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  Speaker 1: Oh? No oh no, oh yeah yeah yeah.
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  Speaker 4: I could see how some people Okay, it wasn't like
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  Speaker 4: a bad movie. And I'm sure I think it's like
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  Speaker 4: one of those movies that it's like a film guy
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  Speaker 4: would love. Because I know this because I found it
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  Speaker 4: on the jeffd Low's website and they all gave it
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  Speaker 4: like ninety nine s.
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  Speaker 1: Bro and are we about to talk about how Jeff
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  Speaker 1: d Low might be wrong about all the movies? And
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  Speaker 1: because I found one off his website too, and I
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  Speaker 1: didn't like it.
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  Speaker 4: He Dude, the film guys don't just look for like
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  Speaker 4: a like a good plot. They're like, wow, the cinematography
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  Speaker 4: on this film was beautiful. Yeah, ten out of ten.
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  Speaker 1: I'd love a perfectly framed picture that's just about nothing. Yeah, dude.
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  Speaker 4: Like, so I watched the trailer, and I don't like
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  Speaker 4: watching trailersause I feel like they give away too much.
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  Speaker 4: So I watched like thirty seconds of the trailer, and
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  Speaker 4: within the first thirty seconds it's like the aliens are
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  Speaker 4: showing up. And I was like, all right, instant yes.
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  Speaker 4: I was like, this has its aliens got a it's
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  Speaker 4: got a high score.
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  Speaker 1: They're not just gonna yeah. So I was like with
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  Speaker 1: the alien yeah exactly.
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  Speaker 4: So I was like, all right, we'll watch this, and
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  Speaker 4: I watched it with my parents and and dude, like
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  Speaker 4: the entire movie is about like them trying to like
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  Speaker 4: understand the aliens language.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, and they like talk in shapes or something.
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  Speaker 4: Shit, and I was like, what the hell is this?
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  Speaker 4: And then and then I'm like looking at the comments
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  Speaker 4: on the trailer for the movie and they're like, beautiful,
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  Speaker 4: fantastic movie, not the typical Oh the aliens are gonna
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  Speaker 4: come and kill all of us. And I was like,
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  Speaker 4: that's literally what I was looking for. It's exactly.
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  Speaker 1: So that's you got the only alien movie that doesn't
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  Speaker 1: offer that. Yeah, because it that is kind of a
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  Speaker 1: cool concept communicating with alien.
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  Speaker 4: There was like one cool scene towards the end when
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  Speaker 4: they like figure out what the language means and everything,
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  Speaker 4: and that was interesting. But besides for that, I mean.
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  Speaker 1: Or when she locks herself in the bathroom with that
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  Speaker 1: alien and fucking fills up the bathroom with water and
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  Speaker 1: just gets fucked. The kingdom come by it? Or is
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  Speaker 1: that shape of water? Yes? Shape of water? Oh fuck.
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  Speaker 1: But so it's kind of the same same plot as
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  Speaker 1: Shape of Water.
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  Speaker 4: It's very similar.
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  Speaker 1: She gets fucked, she's a sapio section.
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  Speaker 4: She's like in love with one of the aliens.
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  Speaker 1: But yeah, she has a mental connection to them. It's
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  Speaker 1: not like she's a physical connection. The shape of water
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  Speaker 1: that's just so on getting fucked by an alien and.
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  Speaker 4: It's like, dude, like, for the first for almost the
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  Speaker 4: entire movie, you don't even know what the aliens are saying.
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  Speaker 1: How cocky is it of human beings to think that
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  Speaker 1: aliens would want to come to our planet and fuck us?
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  Speaker 1: No they don't.
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  Speaker 4: It wasn't even that it was like they wanted to come.
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  Speaker 4: They thought that like the reason that the aliens were
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  Speaker 4: coming was to like save us for the future.
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  Speaker 1: Nah, no way are going to do that, dude.
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  Speaker 4: These aliens were like they like like ten of them
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  Speaker 4: could fit on Earth, Like, fuck, would they give a
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  Speaker 4: shit about Earth? They're massive, They're massive. All you can
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  Speaker 4: see is their feet.
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  Speaker 1: What if we went to another planet and just started
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  Speaker 1: fucking the aliens? I don't think we would. I don't
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  Speaker 1: think that would be logical for us, Like I don't
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  Speaker 1: think we would be attracted to them. But like humans
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  Speaker 1: are just obsessed with thinking that we're gonna get like
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  Speaker 1: probed by aliens or aliens have some kind of like
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  Speaker 1: sexual attraction to us, Like, no, they fucking don't.
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  Speaker 4: What if aliens were just like humans, Like what if
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  Speaker 4: they just looked exactly like humans?
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  Speaker 1: Now? Might be honest, that bro college Ridley bro Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: we might have some fucking we might have some ship
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  Speaker 1: to drop on them. I did want Ben Mint. He
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  Speaker 1: does have a little bit of the Men in Black
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  Speaker 1: alien in an alien suit guy. Do you think has
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  Speaker 1: anyone explored that is Ben Mint? Maybe just that in
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  Speaker 1: an Alien suit Men in Black style? Could he kind
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  Speaker 1: of has a little jump to him like that. But
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  Speaker 1: I watched that other fucking Coming from outer Space movie
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  Speaker 1: that everybody watched, uh, the Netflix one with the one.
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  Speaker 4: Decent It wasn't good. Wasn't bad. I mean I enjoyed
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  Speaker 4: watching it, so there wasn't good.
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  Speaker 1: I kind of think it was bad though really.
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  Speaker 4: I enjoyed it. Yeah, like I had nothing. I wasn't
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  Speaker 4: like against it at all. It just like wasn't I
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  Speaker 4: thought it was gonna be more funny.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, it wasn't funny. It wasn't funny really.
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  Speaker 4: Because like Jonah Hill's character is very funny.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, he's a funny Yeah, that was a great character.
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  Speaker 1: Do you think that he was he was making fun
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  Speaker 1: of Dave Portnoy, that character. I thought that a couple
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  Speaker 1: of times throughout the movie. No.
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  Speaker 4: I think it was pretty clear shot at Trump.
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  Speaker 1: But you don't think it was a combination of one
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  Speaker 1: of the Trumps and Dave Portnoy. No, because remember I
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  Speaker 1: don't think so remember that report that like someone it
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  Speaker 1: was like on one of those overheard websites, and it
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  Speaker 1: was like Leonardo DiCaprio was just like sitting at it.
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  Speaker 4: Oh yeah, talking shit on Dave port talking on Dave.
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  Speaker 4: I think he was talking shit on barstool?
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  Speaker 1: Are you sure? I thought it was that he was
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  Speaker 1: talking on Dave Portnoy, but maybe.
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  Speaker 4: No, I think it was just barstool. It was like
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  Speaker 4: Leonardo DiCaprio in like fifteen of his closest friends.
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  Speaker 1: Just like cheersing at a fun German beer hall, like
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  Speaker 1: smashing their steins together, laughing about how dumb barstool is.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, I'm assuming it had to do with like, did
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  Speaker 4: someone write something about Leo.
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  Speaker 1: Probably that he probably Dave just being like I'm as
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  Speaker 1: hot as him. Yeah, he's like on the new Leo
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  Speaker 1: I've heard.
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  Speaker 4: Have you ever heard the stories about Leo fucking with
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  Speaker 4: the headphones on? No, Yeah, it's a known thing. Apparently
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  Speaker 4: he only fucks with headphones on.
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  Speaker 1: Shut up, he wears over your headphones well because those
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  Speaker 1: noise canceled.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, it's doggy style and he just looks at the
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  Speaker 5: headboard at the hotel bed as he crushes a box
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  Speaker 5: mod vap shut up. Yeah, sex is very transactional for
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  Speaker 5: him at this point.
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  Speaker 1: Who said? Who says this?
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  Speaker 4: I've heard it many times him.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, what do you mean? Well, no, the girls and
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  Speaker 1: there's no way that even if he's if I've.
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  Speaker 4: Heard like multiple rumors about this, Yeah, it's probably just
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  Speaker 4: the same room or repackaging.
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  Speaker 1: They should see how many of them we could get
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  Speaker 1: on at shul of Leo's Leo's that has grown up
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  Speaker 1: ex girlfriends. Yeah, because like.
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  Speaker 4: His very adult age ex girlfriends.
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  Speaker 1: By now, his early ones are probably pretty adult age.
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  Speaker 4: They're probably like around eighteen.
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  Speaker 1: Like, when did he start stopping dating girls at twenty
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  Speaker 1: six or twenty five or whatever?
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  Speaker 4: No, he still does. I think he has a girlfriend.
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  Speaker 4: I'm saying it's like twenty five.
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  Speaker 1: But when did he start stopping that? When did he
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  Speaker 1: start leaving them at twenty six? At twenty five? You
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  Speaker 1: know what I mean? Did he do that when he
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  Speaker 1: was twenty five years old? Did he wait till he
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  Speaker 1: was thirty one years old to stop to stop to
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  Speaker 1: start leaving him off? No idea, I wonder if some
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  Speaker 1: of his girlfriends are like his age? Have they ever
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  Speaker 1: been sure age?
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  Speaker 4: I'm sure he's probably dated like actresses.
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  Speaker 1: Has he ever dated older people like when Pete Davidson
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  Speaker 1: was dating the Kardashian No, or I mean I guess,
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  Speaker 1: but I'm she's thirteen years older than him. That's like
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  Speaker 1: me and you, Oh that's not that. No, that's not weird.
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  Speaker 1: Then that's not that normal now? No, but who Kate Beckinsale?
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  Speaker 1: How old was How much older was Kate becken Sales?
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  Speaker 1: She was significantly older?
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  Speaker 4: And Pete Davidson.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah. Do you ever go on those celebrity net worth websites?
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, all the time it says that my networth is
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  Speaker 4: like a million dollars.
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  Speaker 1: I know. That's why that shit cannot be real, except
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  Speaker 1: mine's not on the actual website.
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  Speaker 4: Minds on like some like random website that some dude
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  Speaker 4: wrote up.
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  Speaker 1: But all of them are just some random website, Like
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  Speaker 1: what could any of it be based on?
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  Speaker 4: So I think celeb networth is like pretty accurate.
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  Speaker 1: I don't think it is.
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  Speaker 4: I mean, I don't think any of it's accurate because
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  Speaker 4: I think, like a lot of people have their money
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  Speaker 4: in stocks and stuff, and it just goes up and down.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, fluctuates, or like how much somebody's house is worth
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  Speaker 1: or whatever. Like I feel like all that shit is
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  Speaker 1: always constantly in flux. Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: When I look up networth, I don't mean like I
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  Speaker 4: don't give a fuck how much like they like like
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  Speaker 4: putting their house in their cars and stuff in mind,
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  Speaker 4: I just want to know how much money they make a.
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  Speaker 1: Year salary, So we need the salary website. Yeah, but
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  Speaker 1: most people are like cobbling together their salary, like they're
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  Speaker 1: working at barstool and they're throwing comedy shows. Yeah you guys,
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  Speaker 1: you guys do a comedy show this weekend.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah we did, shut up. Yeah, it was a good time, dude.
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  Speaker 1: I would have loved to get five minutes.
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  Speaker 4: Bro, it wasn't a cloud. Crowd was hot. We tried
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  Speaker 4: to give a Nicki Klicki five. Yeah, we tried to
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  Speaker 4: get nick five. We say he's gonna do it next time.
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  Speaker 1: Why what did he take five? I don't know.
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  Speaker 4: We needed him. We had a We kind of had
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  Speaker 4: like a little bit of a fuck up.
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  Speaker 1: How's that?
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  Speaker 4: Because we had someone coming at the end and they
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  Speaker 4: weren't there yet and we were like done with the
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  Speaker 4: show basically waiting for them and so you could use
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  Speaker 4: and do twenty.
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  Speaker 1: You did eleven and a half. I actually did.
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  Speaker 4: Fifteen, and I know I did fifteen because I had
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  Speaker 4: to have the video and it was fifteen minutes long.
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  Speaker 4: Did you run home and watch the video and we
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  Speaker 4: send it to me because I'm submitting it to something?
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  Speaker 1: Shut up? Uh? Montreal?
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  Speaker 4: Yeah?
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  Speaker 1: Actually yeah, I know my shit, bro.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah it's a good clip too. They go, might get it.
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  Speaker 1: You think you're to get Montreal at this age?
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  Speaker 4: Yeah?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, right with your fucking young ass people are still
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  Speaker 1: trying to be agis against you.
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  Speaker 4: You'll never end.
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  Speaker 1: You're gonna be an old ass man and people are
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  Speaker 1: gonna be like, hey, he died young for his age.
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  Speaker 4: I know I'm trying to gullshit. I'm trying to get outdoors. Okay,
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  Speaker 4: talk to me in twenty twenty two. Talk to me,
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  Speaker 4: just trying to like really hike a lot. Talk to
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  Speaker 4: me like you'd not be in the office as much
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  Speaker 4: of course, like we should be in control of when
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  Speaker 4: we're in the office. The only thing that's holding us
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  Speaker 4: down is that fucking yact show.
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  Speaker 1: I know, I know where's they cancel that.
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  Speaker 4: I know, like I just kid and that bullshit.
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  Speaker 1: I was just kidding. I fucking love the act, But
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  Speaker 1: I should.
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  Speaker 4: Start recording the podcast from like the top of a mountain.
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  Speaker 1: Fuck. I was just gonna say that we should do
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  Speaker 1: a retreat hike episode at the peak episode at the peak.
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  Speaker 4: That would be awesome, except I'm assuming it'd be really
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  Speaker 4: windy and the audio would be fucked.
• 12:54
  Speaker 1: But we could use those mics that have like a
• 12:56
  Speaker 1: big ass Chewbacca on the end of them. Have you
• 12:58
  Speaker 1: ever seen the real furry people do that shit and
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  Speaker 1: it works? How did they get the fucking audio for
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  Speaker 1: the alpinist? They're on the top of a fucking mountain, true,
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  Speaker 1: they are. How did they get that audio?
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  Speaker 4: No idea?
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  Speaker 1: You think it was all a folly artist could have
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  Speaker 1: been Yeah, gone voiceovers.
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  Speaker 4: Probably they were just faking the fucking chipping of the ice. Yeah,
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  Speaker 4: that would be so fun to get.
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  Speaker 1: On top of a mountain. What's giving you this wander lust?
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  Speaker 1: Why are you so horny for the outdoors? What's this
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  Speaker 1: lust about? Well?
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  Speaker 4: Last year I wanted to do I wanted to hike
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  Speaker 4: twelve mountains, and I hiked two yikes, so I didn't
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  Speaker 4: quite meet that goal.
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  Speaker 1: So by that rate, you'll probably get to the Saskatchewan
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  Speaker 1: Comedy Festival. We're setting big goals and hitting small ones.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, I mean I didn't think twelve was that crazy.
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  Speaker 4: Like I just wanted to hike once a month.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, I think that that's super realistic. And I don't
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  Speaker 1: even think you have to go to the ends of
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  Speaker 1: the earth to do it.
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  Speaker 4: No, I could have gone to like upstate New York,
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  Speaker 4: but like, I don't really know where I would go
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  Speaker 4: and all that shit. Who would go with me? Yeah,
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  Speaker 4: probably just be a solo adventure.
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  Speaker 1: I'll go with you. I have a fucking pair of
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  Speaker 1: hiking shoes. I'm in the GORP core bro. What do
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  Speaker 1: you know about.
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  Speaker 4: I got some nice ass ll being hiking boots for real.
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  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, the duck boots. Oh yeah, the twenty seventeen
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  Speaker 1: duck boots are the fucking uh and uh.
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  Speaker 4: And I got the fucking the chains that go on
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  Speaker 4: the bottom of the boots.
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  Speaker 1: Would you bring a side arm in case you wait?
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  Speaker 1: Like crampons? What do you mean the chains? The spikes?
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  Speaker 1: So crampons, Yeah, you got crampons, dude.
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  Speaker 4: When you're hiking in the ice, you need them.
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  Speaker 1: You're you've never hiked in the fucking ice. Yes, I
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  Speaker 1: have you walked on snow?
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  Speaker 4: No, dude, I did hikes last year that was like
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  Speaker 4: on sheets of ice. No pill, Yes, I fail on
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  Speaker 4: my ass many times. And show me a picture. I
• 14:50
  Speaker 4: don't have one.
• 14:50
  Speaker 1: It was called Camel's Hump. You were shirtless and the
• 14:52
  Speaker 1: one you posted.
• 14:54
  Speaker 4: That one was not in. That was in Wyoming and
• 14:55
  Speaker 4: it was the summer. Was there ice, No, but it
• 14:59
  Speaker 4: wasn't even snow. Camel's Hump, on the other hand, dude,
• 15:01
  Speaker 4: we were slipping and sliding the whole time. We literally
• 15:04
  Speaker 4: slid down the entire mountain on our butts.
• 15:07
  Speaker 1: Sounds awesome. Can I say which stated was in or
• 15:09
  Speaker 1: would this be a duck's Camel's Hump in Vermont? Yeah?
• 15:12
  Speaker 1: In Vermont. Yeah, there's no ice on it, dude, dude,
• 15:16
  Speaker 1: it's it's literally like a it's like a glacier almost.
• 15:18
  Speaker 1: It said there's never been ice on it.
• 15:21
  Speaker 4: That's just not true.
• 15:23
  Speaker 1: No, there's there's a light dusting of snow. Is this
• 15:26
  Speaker 1: what we're talking about Camel's Yeah, it's a glacier. This
• 15:31
  Speaker 1: is not a glacier.
• 15:32
  Speaker 4: That's a glacier. Glacier is all ice dude, it was
• 15:34
  Speaker 4: literally all ice. We did it in like we did
• 15:37
  Speaker 4: it in like February.
• 15:39
  Speaker 1: I mean, I don't think there's land under it.
• 15:42
  Speaker 4: It's definitely a land under it to but it was
• 15:45
  Speaker 4: literally we were hiking on ice the entire time.
• 15:46
  Speaker 1: To your point, we are still in an ice age
• 15:49
  Speaker 1: in like an overarching like if we look at this
• 15:51
  Speaker 1: in a macro way, we are in an ice age
• 15:53
  Speaker 1: right now, so you could there could be something to that. Dude.
• 15:57
  Speaker 4: I don't know why you guys don't believe in other people,
• 15:59
  Speaker 4: I said, I I would you guys not believing that
• 16:01
  Speaker 4: there will be ice on the top of a mountain.
• 16:02
  Speaker 1: I'm backing you up. I we are. We're in ice.
• 16:06
  Speaker 1: It was crazy. We got the look up that we're
• 16:08
  Speaker 1: in a ice age. You have to prove that.
• 16:10
  Speaker 4: At the top of the mountain it was so foggy
• 16:12
  Speaker 4: you could barely even see like next to you.
• 16:14
  Speaker 1: Dude. Think of the fucking funny ass ship we'd be
• 16:16
  Speaker 1: talking about up there.
• 16:17
  Speaker 4: Oh, dude, the mix wouldn't even be able to handle
• 16:20
  Speaker 4: that kind of combo.
• 16:21
  Speaker 1: The fucking dude.
• 16:24
  Speaker 4: Back again, shout out. The troops just got married.
• 16:26
  Speaker 1: Yes, I was trying to see if the fucking just
• 16:29
  Speaker 1: tied the knot. Yeah, that was huge for him. I
• 16:32
  Speaker 1: fucking love that, dude. Did you see he did? He wrapped.
• 16:34
  Speaker 1: He did like a little grime wrap after his or
• 16:36
  Speaker 1: his fucking uh.
• 16:38
  Speaker 4: I love how he was like walking down like after
• 16:40
  Speaker 4: leaving his wedding with just like his phone on in
• 16:43
  Speaker 4: his hand.
• 16:44
  Speaker 1: Oh it was just on. I didn't even see a picture.
• 16:46
  Speaker 4: Big as phone. He got like the iPhone thirteen plus.
• 16:49
  Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, just carrying around his iPad. Yeah, he's got
• 16:53
  Speaker 1: the Microsoft Surface Pro yeah. Uh yeah. I was happy
• 16:57
  Speaker 1: for him, happy that he got to fucking wrap, A
• 16:59
  Speaker 1: little bit happy that he have to get on stage
• 17:00
  Speaker 1: and fucking bust a little fucking freestyle. Yeah, dude, I
• 17:03
  Speaker 1: want to be British and married.
• 17:04
  Speaker 4: I don't mean too dude. I was talking to some
• 17:07
  Speaker 4: people that knew you this weekend.
• 17:09
  Speaker 1: Let's go, dude. I love this. This podcast has a
• 17:11
  Speaker 1: fucking some chaotic ass add energy and I like it. Bro.
• 17:17
  Speaker 1: I think we can keep it going too. I don't
• 17:19
  Speaker 1: think I have to land on any lily Pad. No,
• 17:21
  Speaker 1: I think we should be hopping from fucking lily Pad
• 17:23
  Speaker 1: to lily Pad. I want to try and draw your guys,
• 17:25
  Speaker 1: conversation like flow chart one day.
• 17:27
  Speaker 4: Yes, bro, well there's no reason, there's no need to
• 17:29
  Speaker 4: stick on one topic for too long.
• 17:31
  Speaker 1: Exactly that shit gets boring.
• 17:32
  Speaker 4: What are we gonna to talk about troops getting married
• 17:34
  Speaker 4: for the next hour.
• 17:35
  Speaker 1: I want to hear about whatever you just started talking about.
• 17:38
  Speaker 1: In stuff I.
• 17:39
  Speaker 4: Heard, I was talking to these guys who knew you.
• 17:41
  Speaker 1: Who are they?
• 17:42
  Speaker 4: Comedians?
• 17:43
  Speaker 1: Shut up?
• 17:43
  Speaker 4: But like they they one of them was in prison
• 17:46
  Speaker 4: shut up multiple times for throwing a snowball at a bouncer.
• 17:50
  Speaker 1: That could be Ruiz. No, Ruiz is not a comedian, he's.
• 17:55
  Speaker 4: I actually find their name. Super nice guys.
• 17:57
  Speaker 1: Where are they from? How did they know me?
• 17:59
  Speaker 4: Geo Perez, Yeah, he's a comedian.
• 18:03
  Speaker 1: That's my fucking dog.
• 18:04
  Speaker 4: No, Like, they don't know you personally. I just knew
• 18:06
  Speaker 4: of you, Okay. They were like, oh, like I was
• 18:09
  Speaker 4: talking about like doing a podcast and stuff, and they
• 18:11
  Speaker 4: were like they were like, oh shit, wait, that's Roan
• 18:14
  Speaker 4: And then they were going crazy like rowing's a battle
• 18:16
  Speaker 4: wrap hero. He saved my life multiple times.
• 18:20
  Speaker 1: People did used to say that we saved their lives
• 18:22
  Speaker 1: by battle rapping. That's a tough, but I mean that
• 18:26
  Speaker 1: it's love. Have you ever said that.
• 18:28
  Speaker 4: He said he was the reason that you went to jail,
• 18:30
  Speaker 4: and he said he he said, you were the reason
• 18:32
  Speaker 4: he went to prison.
• 18:33
  Speaker 1: Because he was throwing fucking snowballs and somebody he was
• 18:36
  Speaker 1: so amped up listening to your battle rap. Are you serious?
• 18:38
  Speaker 4: He acted out.
• 18:39
  Speaker 1: I feel like that's I feel like they wouldn't actually
• 18:41
  Speaker 1: send someone to prison.
• 18:42
  Speaker 4: No, no, they did because he hit a mirror and
• 18:44
  Speaker 4: then the mirror broke and it cut the bouncer.
• 18:47
  Speaker 1: What yeah, with the snowball. The snowball, that's sucking an accident,
• 18:51
  Speaker 1: I know.
• 18:51
  Speaker 4: I told him it was like the British and the
• 18:53
  Speaker 4: and the and the Bostonians.
• 18:55
  Speaker 1: The tea party. Yeah, how was that like that for.
• 18:57
  Speaker 4: The Boston massacre? That's how it started.
• 18:59
  Speaker 1: What, Yeah, tell me about the Boston massacre because I
• 19:02
  Speaker 1: don't know much about it.
• 19:04
  Speaker 4: That's what I said. I was like, I was like, oh,
• 19:05
  Speaker 4: it's like sounds like the Boston massacre. And he was like,
• 19:08
  Speaker 4: he was like, well, he's like the like the Boston bombers.
• 19:11
  Speaker 4: And I was like, no, no, the Boston massacres. Like
• 19:14
  Speaker 4: the British were down there with all their muskets and
• 19:16
  Speaker 4: the people from Boston didn't have any guns, and they
• 19:18
  Speaker 4: started throwing snowballs with the British people, and then the
• 19:20
  Speaker 4: British started shooting at them with weapons.
• 19:23
  Speaker 5: So what's the similarity between the two stories. They both
• 19:26
  Speaker 5: had a snowball. They both had a.
• 19:27
  Speaker 1: Snowball, snowballs. If I respect that, you know, just one
• 19:32
  Speaker 1: or two historical events and you're gonna get it in.
• 19:33
  Speaker 1: You're gonna it was funny.
• 19:35
  Speaker 4: In the moment they were crying, laughing.
• 19:37
  Speaker 1: I should be more into history, it would fit you.
• 19:39
  Speaker 4: No, I'm not into history at all.
• 19:41
  Speaker 1: Why I tried to listen to a podcast about fucking
• 19:44
  Speaker 1: George Washington when I was this sounds really good off COVID.
• 19:48
  Speaker 4: That sounds really fun.
• 19:49
  Speaker 1: It was so bad, dude. I was like, I'm about
• 19:52
  Speaker 1: to fucking learn history, bro, I'm about to have some
• 19:55
  Speaker 1: shit to chew on and talk about. And it just
• 19:57
  Speaker 1: was like he went from one town and then he
• 19:58
  Speaker 1: got to another town. Yeah.
• 20:00
  Speaker 4: I don't know why the hell you would think that's
• 20:01
  Speaker 4: a good idea.
• 20:02
  Speaker 1: It wasn't like war. It was just like about a
• 20:04
  Speaker 1: trip that he took when he was just president and
• 20:07
  Speaker 1: then him just going around.
• 20:08
  Speaker 4: Yeah, that sounds awful.
• 20:09
  Speaker 1: He was just going around and shit was dirty. It's like, no, shit,
• 20:11
  Speaker 1: shit was dirty. It was three hundred years ago. The fuck?
• 20:14
  Speaker 4: Was it really only three hundred?
• 20:16
  Speaker 1: It was not even three hundred, friends, that's crazy. We're
• 20:18
  Speaker 1: not even at the two forty six sessqu centennial to
• 20:22
  Speaker 1: forty six. When's the When's I did the math for
• 20:25
  Speaker 1: seventeen seventy six? Yeah, so it was twenty six.
• 20:29
  Speaker 4: Was born?
• 20:30
  Speaker 1: So we turned two fifty at twenty six. In twenty
• 20:34
  Speaker 1: twenty six, US turns two fifty. It's like not that long. Yeah,
• 20:38
  Speaker 1: it's super short. Yeah, we do not have shit figured out.
• 20:42
  Speaker 1: That's crazy. We're like a little sassy teenage.
• 20:44
  Speaker 4: There's gonna be a point where people were like, oh yeah,
• 20:46
  Speaker 4: like the one thousand years or not. Damn only two
• 20:50
  Speaker 4: hundred and fifty years, dude.
• 20:53
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's like nothing. That's like two back to back
• 20:55
  Speaker 1: lives with old people. Yeah, and that's crazy. That's like
• 20:58
  Speaker 1: two generations.
• 20:59
  Speaker 4: So like when Eddie White was alive, he was like
• 21:01
  Speaker 4: the United States had only been a thing for like
• 21:02
  Speaker 4: one hundred years.
• 21:06
  Speaker 1: That's crazy.
• 21:07
  Speaker 4: Yeah, she was alive for half of America. It's I
• 21:10
  Speaker 4: was born before the Great Are you guys fucking with me?
• 21:13
  Speaker 1: Seventeen seventy six. So do the math.
• 21:16
  Speaker 4: Oh you guys are fucking with me, aren't you.
• 21:18
  Speaker 1: No, we're not.
• 21:20
  Speaker 4: That doesn't sound right at all.
• 21:21
  Speaker 5: Subtract twenty twenty six minus seventeen seventy six.
• 21:24
  Speaker 4: I can't do those numbers in my head.
• 21:26
  Speaker 1: Pull it up on the fucking phone.
• 21:28
  Speaker 4: I didn't sign up to be a fucking data analysis bro. No,
• 21:31
  Speaker 4: greb ebo, yeah, Geeddy bow.
• 21:33
  Speaker 1: In here two zero two six minus one seven seven six,
• 21:40
  Speaker 1: two fifty.
• 21:42
  Speaker 4: That's crazy, God, Dan, that's five years out. Yeah, we're
• 21:46
  Speaker 4: not even two fifty yet. Bro, what are we gonna
• 21:48
  Speaker 4: do for the two fifty? The podcast will still be
• 21:51
  Speaker 4: a thing. What I'll probably be dead by then, yeah,
• 21:53
  Speaker 4: but we'll still be doing It'll be on. Yeah, this
• 21:58
  Speaker 4: is my farewell episode.
• 22:00
  Speaker 1: Why did you? Why didn't you? Uh? Why don't you
• 22:03
  Speaker 1: tell people you were just suspended for a fucking being
• 22:05
  Speaker 1: a homophone? I don't know.
• 22:06
  Speaker 4: I didn't feel like telling them. Yeah, yeah, dude, I
• 22:13
  Speaker 4: didn't know that Joey.
• 22:14
  Speaker 1: Dude was forty years old? Yeah, or like forty three
• 22:19
  Speaker 1: is he? Yeah? He's older than America.
• 22:21
  Speaker 4: Yeah, Jude, he's been alive for like half of America.
• 22:24
  Speaker 1: It's been like a fifth of America that he's been alive,
• 22:27
  Speaker 1: and that series that he's been alive for a fifth
• 22:29
  Speaker 1: of America.
• 22:30
  Speaker 4: Dude, that does not sound right, that.
• 22:32
  Speaker 1: Joey's been alive for a fifth of America.
• 22:34
  Speaker 4: No, that America's only been around for like two hundred
• 22:36
  Speaker 4: forty years.
• 22:37
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's it's super young, are you guys? Fucking I'm not.
• 22:41
  Speaker 4: I don't even want this to go out If this
• 22:42
  Speaker 4: is like you guys are fucking.
• 22:43
  Speaker 1: We're not you fucking man, I just showed you the
• 22:47
  Speaker 1: fucking man. I'm running it again. I'm running crunch of
• 22:51
  Speaker 1: the fucking number. I don't believe you, guys. This is
• 22:54
  Speaker 1: why is the comic getting closer to the United States?
• 22:57
  Speaker 4: Damn, dude, too fifty, he's young as fun, Ain't right.
• 23:02
  Speaker 5: It's that thing we gotta focus on. Who's going to
• 23:04
  Speaker 5: be in office for it. Let's start playing Yeah, sleepy Joe.
• 23:10
  Speaker 1: Sleepy Joe. Not not in fucking eight in six years?
• 23:13
  Speaker 4: Oh yeah, he's going triple. He's gonna be the first
• 23:15
  Speaker 4: president to take it. It's gonna be gun, girl, Dude,
• 23:18
  Speaker 4: he must be the This must be the worst presidency ever.
• 23:22
  Speaker 4: Let's get real political word.
• 23:26
  Speaker 1: Girls taken me word presidency ever because of what there, Dude,
• 23:30
  Speaker 1: they just suck ass.
• 23:32
  Speaker 4: Who what do you mean, Joe Biden and Kamala Harris,
• 23:37
  Speaker 4: they suck Kamala Harris goes on, goes on live television
• 23:42
  Speaker 4: and she's like, then, she's like, the January sixth riots
• 23:46
  Speaker 4: were worse than the Holocaust.
• 23:49
  Speaker 1: Dude.
• 23:49
  Speaker 4: She went on and she said that the she said
• 23:51
  Speaker 4: there was three days in the United States where where
• 23:53
  Speaker 4: democracy was assaulted Pearl Harbor, nine to eleven and on
• 23:58
  Speaker 4: January sixth. Yeah, that's fucking insane.
• 24:02
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's it's a crazy thing to say. She's just
• 24:06
  Speaker 1: it's just a it's just a yeah.
• 24:08
  Speaker 4: It's just like who can be the most dramatic and
• 24:10
  Speaker 4: get the tears going for the camera.
• 24:12
  Speaker 1: Yeah, but does no one thinks that.
• 24:15
  Speaker 4: No one is thinking like, oh, the January sixth riots
• 24:17
  Speaker 4: were just as bad as nine to eleven and Pearl Harbor.
• 24:20
  Speaker 1: But she's just part of a culture that's just like,
• 24:22
  Speaker 1: no one's gonna pay attention unless you put a superlative
• 24:24
  Speaker 1: on something, unless some there's like the best thing ever
• 24:27
  Speaker 1: or the worst thing ever. Like, no, it doesn't even
• 24:29
  Speaker 1: like she's just trying to get headlines. She's trying to
• 24:31
  Speaker 1: be a fucking president herself.
• 24:33
  Speaker 4: And Joe Biden sitting next to her and just asleep.
• 24:35
  Speaker 1: He's like, do you think that he's taken any kind
• 24:40
  Speaker 1: of like uh, like naughty drugs or like steroids or anything.
• 24:44
  Speaker 4: That probably got him on so many drugs. He's not
• 24:46
  Speaker 4: a lot, dude. He's yeah, like he's gonna die. I
• 24:49
  Speaker 4: think he will genuinely die before his presidency's over.
• 24:51
  Speaker 1: No, I don't think they'll let him die. I don't
• 24:53
  Speaker 1: think they let you die, especially when you're around that
• 24:56
  Speaker 1: many youth or whatever. When you get to just kind
• 24:58
  Speaker 1: of crack into the back of the next that many
• 25:00
  Speaker 1: children and kind of like suckle at their blood. I
• 25:02
  Speaker 1: don't think that you will die that fast. I think
• 25:05
  Speaker 1: that there's like enough nutrients that you can get from
• 25:07
  Speaker 1: unscrewing a young child's head like a pets dispenser and
• 25:10
  Speaker 1: draining them. How old are the kids that they use,
• 25:13
  Speaker 1: like four to six? Probably probably you are you guys talking?
• 25:18
  Speaker 1: Are you guys talking about what kids are they using?
• 25:21
  Speaker 1: The fucking like spine transfusions? What that they're fucking How
• 25:26
  Speaker 1: do you think where do you think they're taking here?
• 25:31
  Speaker 4: They're taking the kids' body parts and giving them to Joe.
• 25:34
  Speaker 5: Well, mostly like blood, and he sniffs them to see
• 25:37
  Speaker 5: if they got the right blood type.
• 25:39
  Speaker 1: Oh, you can just hound it out, he can smell
• 25:41
  Speaker 1: them down. I'm trying to find out some new stereotypes
• 25:44
  Speaker 1: about Joe Biden, especially.
• 25:46
  Speaker 4: As shit himself with the pope.
• 25:48
  Speaker 1: Is that new though? I'm trying to find some really
• 25:50
  Speaker 1: new stereotypes though, like sleepy of course, poop himself? Why not?
• 25:55
  Speaker 1: I did you? Like? It's just like if him and
• 25:57
  Speaker 1: Gung Girl go run against each other for president and
• 25:59
  Speaker 1: they both have shipped themselves, who even has the upper hand.
• 26:04
  Speaker 4: Dude, I don't think Gung Girl will ever become president.
• 26:06
  Speaker 4: I think like Elon Musk literally might why just because
• 26:12
  Speaker 4: he's that popular.
• 26:13
  Speaker 1: Yeah. Oh, that water almost just fucking killed me. Bro,
• 26:18
  Speaker 1: you're good, that fucking sip of water chilling. It just
• 26:20
  Speaker 1: almost fucking went down the wrong. No, you're good. Bro.
• 26:24
  Speaker 1: Do you think you could give me the Heimlich right now? No?
• 26:28
  Speaker 1: I think that.
• 26:30
  Speaker 4: I was just looking at Joe Biden's Twitter and it's
• 26:32
  Speaker 4: just like, dude, he just like every other day he
• 26:34
  Speaker 4: tweets get vaxed folks, and get your booster folks, and
• 26:37
  Speaker 4: it's like, you know, it's not him, like he has
• 26:40
  Speaker 4: no part in that. Yeah, I genuinely don't think he's
• 26:42
  Speaker 4: like I think he doesn't do anything.
• 26:44
  Speaker 1: There's a writer's room. Then they know it like the
• 26:46
  Speaker 1: voice of Joe Biden should be be like, oh, he
• 26:49
  Speaker 1: should be like a folksy old like fucking yeah, lovable,
• 26:53
  Speaker 1: and they think like nit blanket grandfather who watches like
• 26:56
  Speaker 1: the Braves game.
• 26:57
  Speaker 4: Yeah, And they think because like Trump was so sitty
• 27:00
  Speaker 4: like and he was like always on Twitter, like tweeting
• 27:02
  Speaker 4: insane shit, they think that like Joe's gonna go for
• 27:05
  Speaker 4: the more like laid back like I'm just gonna I'm
• 27:08
  Speaker 4: just gonna tell him what to do, tell him how
• 27:09
  Speaker 4: it is. But it's like, dude, you're not doing anything.
• 27:11
  Speaker 1: But my question for you is does that does that
• 27:14
  Speaker 1: bother you?
• 27:15
  Speaker 4: It bothers me that It's like tweeting get vaccinated folks.
• 27:18
  Speaker 4: It's like who in the world who's not vaccinated is
• 27:22
  Speaker 4: gonna see that tweet and be like fuck it, it's
• 27:24
  Speaker 4: time to get time to go get vaccinated.
• 27:26
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 27:26
  Speaker 4: No, one definitely literally, dude, like he has thirty million
• 27:29
  Speaker 4: followers and everyone in the country knows him. Not one
• 27:33
  Speaker 4: person saw that tweet and was like, I'm gonna go
• 27:35
  Speaker 4: get vaccinated now.
• 27:36
  Speaker 1: Definitely not, but it definitely did numbies though, Yeah, you're
• 27:39
  Speaker 1: right now yet like a million, dude.
• 27:41
  Speaker 4: And I was like looking through all his tweets and
• 27:42
  Speaker 4: they're all just like patience, folks. Like it's like all
• 27:46
  Speaker 4: just like one word and then folks. And you know
• 27:49
  Speaker 4: that they think because the first one that they did
• 27:51
  Speaker 4: was like the first one they did was during the election,
• 27:54
  Speaker 4: and they were like and he was like, stay at
• 27:55
  Speaker 4: the polls, folks, and it got like a million likes,
• 27:58
  Speaker 4: and you know they saw that, like the folks thing
• 28:00
  Speaker 4: did well, and they're like, all right, that's.
• 28:01
  Speaker 1: Rom with this. They definitely have data analysis on folks.
• 28:07
  Speaker 4: Oh yeah, and what exact do They're probably gonna drop
• 28:10
  Speaker 4: merch that just says folks.
• 28:13
  Speaker 1: Get baxed. Folks get baxed folks. Dude, but are here?
• 28:16
  Speaker 1: Do you think that presidents are people too?
• 28:18
  Speaker 6: No?
• 28:20
  Speaker 1: Do you think that they're from like an alien master
• 28:22
  Speaker 1: raced type of deal. No, I think the reptilion. So
• 28:25
  Speaker 1: do you think that they're entitled to get the same
• 28:28
  Speaker 1: brain rush from doing numbers on the tweet? That you are.
• 28:31
  Speaker 4: No, definitely not.
• 28:31
  Speaker 1: Why not? Why not? Is there people too? They can't
• 28:34
  Speaker 1: get through the same highs or loads that you can't.
• 28:37
  Speaker 1: I can't chase the same dragon you do. No, why
• 28:40
  Speaker 1: that just wouldn't make sense? They they imagine, like, do
• 28:44
  Speaker 1: you think getting numbers on a tweet is nice? Imagine
• 28:46
  Speaker 1: having the fucking country vote for you? Bro?
• 28:49
  Speaker 4: Yeah, that would be awesome. I would never want to
• 28:51
  Speaker 4: be president.
• 28:52
  Speaker 1: But what about having anyone million people vote for you? Bro?
• 28:57
  Speaker 4: Yeah, that'd be pretty crazy.
• 28:59
  Speaker 1: So are you thinking of running for press? No? Definitely not.
• 29:02
  Speaker 1: Why because I'm not? Dude?
• 29:04
  Speaker 4: Like, even Kanye West? How many votes did he get?
• 29:05
  Speaker 4: Like one hundred? Did he? He must say got more
• 29:08
  Speaker 4: than that? He probably he probably did he got like
• 29:10
  Speaker 4: fifty thousand or something.
• 29:11
  Speaker 1: No, probably close to him, that's it. I bet he
• 29:13
  Speaker 1: did a millie. Oh can you check how many votes
• 29:15
  Speaker 1: Kanye I got? Yes, sir, thank you friend. I just
• 29:18
  Speaker 1: I think that there's got to be some rush. And
• 29:21
  Speaker 1: I think that Biden probably from time to time scrolls
• 29:23
  Speaker 1: his Twitter and feels good about himself.
• 29:24
  Speaker 4: I don't think he has Twitter on his phone.
• 29:26
  Speaker 1: What do you think he has on his phone? Like notes?
• 29:29
  Speaker 1: Probably like the Purina Dog Chap.
• 29:31
  Speaker 5: Probably has a note app over a one point five
• 29:33
  Speaker 5: million votes, Kanye.
• 29:35
  Speaker 4: WHOA, all right, yeah talk to him, Okay, yay, we
• 29:39
  Speaker 4: see you. I think that Joe Biden probably has like
• 29:42
  Speaker 4: a notes app set up, and like he thinks he's
• 29:45
  Speaker 4: tweeting on it, and they're telling him that all those
• 29:48
  Speaker 4: tweets are going out and there's just like hundreds of
• 29:50
  Speaker 4: them that have never seen the delight of day.
• 29:52
  Speaker 1: Like you could easily like just link the notesap to
• 29:56
  Speaker 1: your notesap or something to have like a shared app.
• 29:58
  Speaker 1: Like he's old enough for where he's like not technologically
• 30:01
  Speaker 1: savvy with uh, like his phone or computers that people
• 30:05
  Speaker 1: could much less national security, Like people close to him
• 30:09
  Speaker 1: could easily just do whatever they want with his phone
• 30:11
  Speaker 1: and ship. Yeah, much less national security. This is a
• 30:13
  Speaker 1: national security risk now, Oh yeah, we need sniper's on
• 30:17
  Speaker 1: the fucking roof. Yeah.
• 30:20
  Speaker 4: I don't know, Rod, didn't mean to get too political there,
• 30:23
  Speaker 4: seems like you did. Brock got out of the bag.
• 30:25
  Speaker 4: Seems got into me.
• 30:27
  Speaker 1: Like you fucking did. But I don't mind, bro I'm
• 30:31
  Speaker 1: not scared. One of the docs that I watched was
• 30:33
  Speaker 1: the Capitol Riot doc on UH fucking HBO showtime. I
• 30:38
  Speaker 1: never seen that. It was it was blow by blow,
• 30:42
  Speaker 1: it's it's it's crazy because they just had so much
• 30:46
  Speaker 1: fucking footage of it.
• 30:47
  Speaker 4: Yeah, there's some funny show. I saw some funny clips
• 30:49
  Speaker 4: this week. Like there's one guy and he's like, we're
• 30:52
  Speaker 4: gonna get in there, and then the guy behind him
• 30:54
  Speaker 4: is like yeah, And then what that was? That was
• 30:57
  Speaker 4: like a real convo from the people that are storming it.
• 31:01
  Speaker 4: And then the clip of the people like climbing up
• 31:03
  Speaker 4: the walls and like falling down like twenty feet yeah,
• 31:06
  Speaker 4: and people are like there's literally stairs.
• 31:08
  Speaker 5: Yeah, you see the one of them jamming like the
• 31:10
  Speaker 5: automatic doors and stuff. Who was the people that ran
• 31:13
  Speaker 5: air Is under before it falls down?
• 31:17
  Speaker 1: My question is did everybody who went in and get arrested?
• 31:19
  Speaker 1: Was there anybody could now? Could you go in and
• 31:22
  Speaker 1: just be like, oh, I'm a journalist, I'm just I'm
• 31:25
  Speaker 1: just documenting this for other people now? Yeah, I think
• 31:28
  Speaker 1: I think a lot of people did though, or was
• 31:30
  Speaker 1: it only the naughty ones?
• 31:31
  Speaker 4: I think only like the ones that were like fucking
• 31:36
  Speaker 4: around so fucking around big time got got in trouble.
• 31:39
  Speaker 1: Only the naughty ones.
• 31:40
  Speaker 4: I don't know though, Like I'm assuming a lot of
• 31:42
  Speaker 4: them probably got caught.
• 31:43
  Speaker 1: Yeah, oh yeah, I follow a dude I went to
• 31:46
  Speaker 1: high school with. This is a journalist now and like
• 31:48
  Speaker 1: that's like the beat that he's on. He's always fucking
• 31:50
  Speaker 1: cranking out. Like this guy got arrested, Like they found
• 31:52
  Speaker 1: this dude in his fucking home, Like all the dudes.
• 31:54
  Speaker 4: They're getting charged with domestic terrorism.
• 31:56
  Speaker 1: Right, Yeah, I think they're doing like uh, or they're
• 31:59
  Speaker 1: doing a couple of years in jail.
• 32:01
  Speaker 4: No, it's probably more than that.
• 32:03
  Speaker 1: The bros man fucking free the fucking dude with that,
• 32:06
  Speaker 1: That dude's doing life. Yeah, but he's probably gonna get
• 32:10
  Speaker 1: some incredible conjugal visits. He's probably gonna have some fucking.
• 32:14
  Speaker 4: Uh there's gonna be a tour with him and Kyle
• 32:16
  Speaker 4: Rittenhouse Rittenhouse Walks, Free House fell off hard, did he?
• 32:21
  Speaker 1: Yeah? How dude? He was like the talk of the
• 32:24
  Speaker 1: town and he sold out Arenas like two weeks ago.
• 32:27
  Speaker 4: Yeah, what has he done since then?
• 32:30
  Speaker 1: That's the problem with this world, bro, It's fucking what
• 32:33
  Speaker 1: have you done for me lately? Bro?
• 32:35
  Speaker 4: I mean I'm assuming, like I'm assuming people probably went
• 32:37
  Speaker 4: to those things thinking that he was going to be
• 32:39
  Speaker 4: like some god and they were probably just like this
• 32:41
  Speaker 4: kid's like seventeen years old. Yeah he's yeah, he's half brand. Yeah, like, man,
• 32:46
  Speaker 4: I'm a full brand.
• 32:47
  Speaker 1: You get when did you feel that your full brain
• 32:50
  Speaker 1: had grown in? Is it like being a butterfly? Does
• 32:52
  Speaker 1: it just like pop in one day?
• 32:54
  Speaker 4: No, my full I'm still like half brand and maybe
• 32:57
  Speaker 4: even a Quarner brand.
• 32:58
  Speaker 1: You think your head's gonna get bigger when you get
• 33:00
  Speaker 1: bigger brains?
• 33:01
  Speaker 4: Hopefully. I've been reading a ton shut up? Yeah every
• 33:04
  Speaker 4: single day?
• 33:04
  Speaker 1: Bullshit? Yeah, how much? And what type of books? Dude?
• 33:09
  Speaker 1: I got?
• 33:09
  Speaker 4: The Kindle thing is awesome?
• 33:11
  Speaker 1: Oh really? Yeah?
• 33:12
  Speaker 4: I thought I would hate it because I like reading
• 33:14
  Speaker 4: like actual books. Yeah, but like I can like turn
• 33:17
  Speaker 4: my lights off.
• 33:17
  Speaker 6: I'm not going back to college to be your friend.
• 33:20
  Speaker 6: I'm going so I can get Uber one for students.
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• 33:32
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• 33:47
  Speaker 4: He get your mind right, get your freget mind right.
• 33:52
  Speaker 1: It was really good.
• 33:53
  Speaker 4: Thank you.
• 33:54
  Speaker 1: I keep my nind to chop dobbs up. Laugh about it. Wow,
• 33:58
  Speaker 1: loud fuck dudes up? Yeah, laugh about Uh. I'm not
• 34:03
  Speaker 1: trying to talk to them more. Well, your mouth opens wide?
• 34:10
  Speaker 1: I know. Can you fit your fist in your mouth?
• 34:12
  Speaker 1: Jesus Christ, bro, you're sick, You definitely can. I used
• 34:16
  Speaker 1: to be able to. I was thinking about something else. Yeah,
• 34:26
  Speaker 1: I was thinking about you watch Yeah, did you gotta
• 34:30
  Speaker 1: stop going like three sentences ahead? No? I like it.
• 34:33
  Speaker 4: I always I'm always watch I watched youphia. I was
• 34:37
  Speaker 4: just thinking about a tweet that I saw, Well, was it?
• 34:40
  Speaker 4: I just love I've never even seen the show. I've
• 34:42
  Speaker 4: just seen like the trailer and clips of it, and
• 34:43
  Speaker 4: I love the tweets that are like me getting dressed
• 34:46
  Speaker 4: from my first day of school at Euphoria and they're
• 34:48
  Speaker 4: wearing like a thong's like.
• 34:50
  Speaker 5: Oh my god, dude, I saw on a TikTok comment
• 34:53
  Speaker 5: Euphoria is the reason I started doing coke forty two
• 34:56
  Speaker 5: thousand likes and the replies is it good, so good?
• 35:00
  Speaker 1: Yes, but I'm in rehab. Now that's crazy and these
• 35:04
  Speaker 1: are just like fifteen year olds talking about watching euph you.
• 35:07
  Speaker 4: Well, the thing that is the thing that I like
• 35:08
  Speaker 4: about be for You is how accurate it is, like
• 35:11
  Speaker 4: how similar it was to my high school experience in
• 35:13
  Speaker 4: what ways? Coke, fist fights, murder, molly, trans people, trans people,
• 35:22
  Speaker 4: a lot of drug deal fploring my.
• 35:23
  Speaker 1: Sexuality, fighting fighting adult trans people, adult trans people, sucking cock,
• 35:31
  Speaker 1: sucking cock, there was coke there. It was an hour
• 35:36
  Speaker 1: and more five minutes weapons the episode last night?
• 35:40
  Speaker 4: You watched the episode last night? Of course, Bro, do
• 35:42
  Speaker 4: you watch everything I've had fucking covid? You shouldn't be
• 35:48
  Speaker 4: here right now.
• 35:51
  Speaker 1: Oh and sounds like he's fucking dipped his head and
• 35:54
  Speaker 1: flimm oh yeah, and fucking sasas when you had it.
• 35:57
  Speaker 1: You're fucking more sniffly than any Bro. I already had COVID.
• 36:01
  Speaker 1: Everyone knows you can't get it twice. I've seen a
• 36:05
  Speaker 1: ton of people getting it twice too.
• 36:07
  Speaker 4: I know me too.
• 36:09
  Speaker 1: All right, continue, Well, no, you were talking about something.
• 36:12
  Speaker 1: What did you just bring up?
• 36:13
  Speaker 4: We're talking about watching me the show last night?
• 36:15
  Speaker 1: Oh it was just fucking seven of the hour and
• 36:17
  Speaker 1: five minutes had a penis on the screen. Fuck. Yeah,
• 36:20
  Speaker 1: there's so many penises.
• 36:21
  Speaker 4: Do the amount of penises that I saw in high
• 36:23
  Speaker 4: school dangerous?
• 36:26
  Speaker 1: I would? You had too? Right? No, my we didn't
• 36:29
  Speaker 1: have shower. We didn't have gym class or shower. We
• 36:31
  Speaker 1: had to shower on the first day of high school. Yeah.
• 36:34
  Speaker 4: Yeah, it was like I had to shower. They made
• 36:37
  Speaker 4: me shower in the principal's office.
• 36:39
  Speaker 1: A group assessment of the where'd you go penn State
• 36:41
  Speaker 1: bro shower in the principal's office.
• 36:44
  Speaker 4: I want to talk about the lions like that.
• 36:46
  Speaker 1: What Catholic high school are you going to? Nah?
• 36:49
  Speaker 4: I played too much?
• 36:50
  Speaker 1: Yeah you do. She's not fucking funny. There are probably
• 36:53
  Speaker 1: people who do. Did have to fucking shower in the
• 36:55
  Speaker 1: principal's office. There was uh on these on these shows
• 37:00
  Speaker 1: that depict high school too, it's always like obviously adult
• 37:03
  Speaker 1: actors pretending to be in high school.
• 37:05
  Speaker 4: But then today is like thirty now right.
• 37:08
  Speaker 1: And everybody on that show, the fucking The Yellow Jacket Show,
• 37:11
  Speaker 1: they're all in they all pretend to be in high
• 37:13
  Speaker 1: school and then they all just like get ass naked
• 37:15
  Speaker 1: and fuck each other. Yeah wait, am, like it's you're
• 37:18
  Speaker 1: in high school. Like you're in high school and you're
• 37:21
  Speaker 1: naked fucking each other. Shit does not make any sense. No,
• 37:23
  Speaker 1: not at all, did not even in the slightest Do
• 37:26
  Speaker 1: you watch Owder Banks? Oh yeah, I love would fucking
• 37:29
  Speaker 1: die for John B. Pogue.
• 37:30
  Speaker 4: I'm a Pogue for life. Bro, You got to get
• 37:37
  Speaker 4: yourself under control. Oh gross, gross?
• 37:42
  Speaker 1: What's a fucking Pogue? Take a lap dude? What's a
• 37:45
  Speaker 1: fucking Pogue? You got the Republican COVID? What does that mean?
• 37:49
  Speaker 1: So much worse?
• 37:50
  Speaker 4: Pogue is Uh, it's hard to explain. You kind of
• 37:54
  Speaker 4: just know when you know. So it's like a Pogue
• 37:58
  Speaker 4: is the kind of is the kind of guy that,
• 37:59
  Speaker 4: uh or girl that doesn't really suck up to the man.
• 38:04
  Speaker 1: Oh wow.
• 38:04
  Speaker 4: Not a boot liquor. Not a boot liquor. We don't
• 38:06
  Speaker 4: really like to tell the upper class what what to
• 38:08
  Speaker 4: they don't. We don't like when the upper class tells
• 38:10
  Speaker 4: us what to do.
• 38:11
  Speaker 1: People who do ship for themselves, yeah, people who don't
• 38:14
  Speaker 1: don't rely on the help of.
• 38:15
  Speaker 4: People who hunt treasure, yes, yes, yes, and surf and
• 38:20
  Speaker 4: smoke weed.
• 38:21
  Speaker 1: Yeah. Oh so I'm a poke? No?
• 38:24
  Speaker 4: No, No, you're a kock.
• 38:26
  Speaker 1: You're bro. You're a fucking cook. Bro.
• 38:29
  Speaker 4: You live in Brooklyn, which automatically makes you a cook.
• 38:31
  Speaker 1: Are you serious? Yeah, you're a fucking kock. Are you
• 38:34
  Speaker 1: kidding me?
• 38:35
  Speaker 4: I grinded my way up from Hell's Kitchen.
• 38:37
  Speaker 1: No, you're goofy as fuck you cock.
• 38:40
  Speaker 4: Bro, You've never even lived in Hell's Kitchen.
• 38:42
  Speaker 1: Bro, you never lived in Bushwick. Bro.
• 38:46
  Speaker 4: I saw a Bushwick apartment this weekend, virtually from Tyler Miller.
• 38:51
  Speaker 4: Let's just say you Bushwick.
• 38:53
  Speaker 1: Boys have it easy, really.
• 38:56
  Speaker 4: Yeah, dude's apartment is triple the size of mine, and
• 38:59
  Speaker 4: he's just paying a quarter of what I pay. That
• 39:01
  Speaker 4: makes more than you, though, and makes more than they.
• 39:03
  Speaker 1: Probably that's why you live out, well, not when you
• 39:05
  Speaker 1: fucking counter in your uh.
• 39:07
  Speaker 4: Your stand up. You're making like one hundred thousand dollars
• 39:11
  Speaker 4: a year just from stand up.
• 39:12
  Speaker 1: Right now, you're a little show ring that you're running. Yeah,
• 39:14
  Speaker 1: your weekly residents. They pay me ten k just to
• 39:17
  Speaker 1: make an appearance at the show.
• 39:19
  Speaker 4: That's the ship, which is nice.
• 39:20
  Speaker 1: Yeah. Well, bitcoin's been fucking on the schneid though you
• 39:24
  Speaker 1: don't know shit about that crypto ship.
• 39:25
  Speaker 4: Bro, they're paying me in penstock.
• 39:28
  Speaker 1: Who want to talk about on the shnine?
• 39:32
  Speaker 4: You can't say that your pen's top guy. I looked
• 39:34
  Speaker 4: only I'm allowed to make jokes about pen.
• 39:36
  Speaker 1: I looked at my net worth website, and then I
• 39:39
  Speaker 1: fucking as the penstock was sliding, I watched it go
• 39:43
  Speaker 1: down like a fucking stock counter, just like who's who's networth? Yours?
• 39:48
  Speaker 1: As penstock went down?
• 39:49
  Speaker 4: You have penstock, of course, Bro. Yeah, you're at kook.
• 39:52
  Speaker 1: Dude. You can't even call yourself a poe. You got equity? What?
• 39:56
  Speaker 4: Bro? How am I this podcast is over?
• 39:59
  Speaker 1: You're a You're a kook. You're the biggest talking out
• 40:03
  Speaker 1: for the man. How am I shuck up to the main?
• 40:05
  Speaker 1: You have an agent? You have? No? I don't. I don't,
• 40:13
  Speaker 1: don't put words in my mouth. You have to come.
• 40:17
  Speaker 1: I'm fucking independent, fucking weed smoker over here, and you're
• 40:22
  Speaker 1: I don't have equity and ship self made, bro. I
• 40:25
  Speaker 1: picked myself up my mind. I don't have a peck
• 40:26
  Speaker 1: funny anything but myself. Yeah, Bro, we probably have a
• 40:29
  Speaker 1: fucking LLC. Bro.
• 40:31
  Speaker 4: I don't have ship.
• 40:32
  Speaker 1: You're in the fucking suit pocket. Bro, You're probably going
• 40:34
  Speaker 1: to dollars in my bank account right now, probably going
• 40:36
  Speaker 1: to fucking Barclay Prime. You're probably going to goddamn catch
• 40:40
  Speaker 1: steak with the fucking uh.
• 40:41
  Speaker 4: You're going to catch steak with like the c pets.
• 40:45
  Speaker 1: I'm trying to Porschelo mor.
• 40:50
  Speaker 4: That's you and you in the pen, guys sucking each
• 40:53
  Speaker 4: other off.
• 40:55
  Speaker 1: Yeah, uh, well, fucking you and your agents are fucking uh.
• 41:00
  Speaker 4: Bro, We're gonna take over the goddamn world.
• 41:03
  Speaker 1: You your agents are. I wish you guys a bunch
• 41:05
  Speaker 1: of fucking luck.
• 41:08
  Speaker 4: You know who my agent is, Francis Francis Ellis Is
• 41:14
  Speaker 4: he actually he was on the show this week.
• 41:17
  Speaker 1: I saw that. Why'd you put him so low on
• 41:19
  Speaker 1: the fire?
• 41:20
  Speaker 4: I don't know he had at last?
• 41:22
  Speaker 1: Yeah, oh really right after me.
• 41:24
  Speaker 4: He crushed.
• 41:25
  Speaker 1: Always does.
• 41:26
  Speaker 4: He talks about you and is so yeah, he almost
• 41:28
  Speaker 4: gives me.
• 41:29
  Speaker 1: What did he say about you?
• 41:31
  Speaker 4: He said? I he was like, I got fired from barstool,
• 41:35
  Speaker 4: and he's like, little sass, probably will be too soon.
• 41:38
  Speaker 4: I don't remember exactly what he said, but it's.
• 41:40
  Speaker 1: Funny because it's true. It's sucking true, bro, I know
• 41:44
  Speaker 1: you're fucking you're you're on the schneid. You're on the
• 41:47
  Speaker 1: way out of here. I know, how did O'Malley do good?
• 41:51
  Speaker 4: I only saw a half of her set. Really, I
• 41:53
  Speaker 4: was talking most guys upstairs about you.
• 41:56
  Speaker 1: The dude who I knew. I kind of went like
• 42:00
  Speaker 1: minem mode before the ship, before the show. Just look
• 42:02
  Speaker 1: at yourself in the mirror.
• 42:04
  Speaker 4: I was sitting upstairs by myself at the bar. No
• 42:06
  Speaker 4: one was up there because everyone else was downstairs watching
• 42:08
  Speaker 4: the show, and I was just going over my ciphers.
• 42:12
  Speaker 4: Mom's spaghetti and his weak arms are heavy.
• 42:15
  Speaker 1: Bro, you don't go over as cipher bro thing that
• 42:20
  Speaker 1: you get caught in.
• 42:21
  Speaker 4: You don't do stand up, which still doesn't make sense.
• 42:23
  Speaker 4: You're like, I don't want to memorize anything. Yeah, I
• 42:28
  Speaker 4: think you just go up and do new shit every time.
• 42:30
  Speaker 4: That's your What do you mean you don't want to
• 42:31
  Speaker 4: memorize anything. You literally did battle rapping, which is like
• 42:34
  Speaker 4: a thousand words in a second.
• 42:35
  Speaker 1: It is a lot of memorization. But I don't think
• 42:38
  Speaker 1: memorization was my that's what you told me.
• 42:40
  Speaker 4: It is, Yeah, unless you lie, I don't know.
• 42:43
  Speaker 1: You don't like the repetition of it. Yeah, yeah, that's it. Well,
• 42:46
  Speaker 1: I've never repeated anything. I've never told jokes a good bro.
• 42:48
  Speaker 1: You can't handle reps. You can't maybe reps, Bro, Is
• 42:53
  Speaker 1: that why you sit on such good stories? What do
• 42:56
  Speaker 1: you mean you only want to tell them once? I
• 42:58
  Speaker 1: don't even know if I sit on good stories. I
• 43:00
  Speaker 1: just remember what I remember. It's not like I have
• 43:02
  Speaker 1: stories that I'm like, Oh, I'm not gonna fucking give
• 43:04
  Speaker 1: them that one, bro, They're not fucking ready for that one.
• 43:06
  Speaker 1: It's a fucking gem. I think it's just I remember
• 43:08
  Speaker 1: what I remember, and I got I got stories. Bro,
• 43:11
  Speaker 1: We're a wise man. Yeah, on the block a few times.
• 43:14
  Speaker 1: Fucking I feel you'll just name drop them insane stories
• 43:19
  Speaker 1: like well.
• 43:19
  Speaker 4: One time I was hanging out with Dave Chappelle and
• 43:24
  Speaker 4: we were rap battling each other actually, which was funny.
• 43:28
  Speaker 4: I forgot about that. Yeah, I was sixteen when that happened.
• 43:33
  Speaker 1: Uh I did that? Actually did actually fucking happen one time.
• 43:38
  Speaker 1: I don't want to brag about it, but uh, it
• 43:41
  Speaker 1: actually fucking did so. Uh, no, fucking big deal. That's
• 43:46
  Speaker 1: nice of you, though, I've been trying to practice gratitude
• 43:48
  Speaker 1: and uh, I've heard that it can be healthy for
• 43:50
  Speaker 1: the brain. So I want you guys to know that
• 43:53
  Speaker 1: I'm grateful for you and and that those nice ass
• 43:55
  Speaker 1: words that you just said about me, of course, and
• 43:57
  Speaker 1: then I have good ass stories and experienced that was
• 43:59
  Speaker 1: the last of you, And sass. That was also nice
• 44:01
  Speaker 1: of you for thinking that I could even do stand
• 44:03
  Speaker 1: up with my fucking dumbass? What did uh? What were
• 44:07
  Speaker 1: some of O'Malley's jokes?
• 44:09
  Speaker 4: I could do the whole set?
• 44:10
  Speaker 1: Sure? Why don't you spoil them? And what happened?
• 44:15
  Speaker 4: And what happens if you get into Montreal? I have
• 44:18
  Speaker 4: to move there for real. Yeah, I'm assuming I didn't
• 44:20
  Speaker 4: get the show either. Why because they start shooting in
• 44:23
  Speaker 4: like two weeks?
• 44:25
  Speaker 1: Oh the show show? Yeah? Oh fuck yeah? Is that?
• 44:29
  Speaker 1: Does that leave you? Crestfallen? Bro?
• 44:32
  Speaker 4: Everything?
• 44:33
  Speaker 1: Does? I wanna?
• 44:34
  Speaker 4: I gotta, I gotta get my ship together. Well, you
• 44:36
  Speaker 4: hated that show?
• 44:37
  Speaker 1: No? I loved it.
• 44:38
  Speaker 4: We need I wanted that more than anything.
• 44:40
  Speaker 1: We need to go south? South South? Why because it's
• 44:45
  Speaker 1: fucking because it's fucking cold as fuck up here and
• 44:48
  Speaker 1: we got seasonal. No, I don't want to go south.
• 44:51
  Speaker 1: We have fucking seasonal depression. Bro.
• 44:53
  Speaker 4: Bro, I'm like, I have more than seasonal depression. I
• 44:56
  Speaker 4: have psychotic depression.
• 44:58
  Speaker 1: But it hasn't manifested itself. O Is it because you
• 45:00
  Speaker 1: don't leave your room? Bro?
• 45:04
  Speaker 4: It's just not going well. And I got to go
• 45:07
  Speaker 4: to the gym today and just work out the demons.
• 45:09
  Speaker 1: You're not.
• 45:10
  Speaker 4: I mean, I'm just tossing and turned in all the
• 45:12
  Speaker 4: hour hours of the night. Have you going to a
• 45:13
  Speaker 4: cook gym too?
• 45:15
  Speaker 1: What?
• 45:16
  Speaker 4: I'm going to a cook gym? Big cook jym.
• 45:18
  Speaker 1: I like that you guys have incorporated cook into your vocabularies. Yeah,
• 45:22
  Speaker 1: I mean I am.
• 45:22
  Speaker 4: I'm going to uh a pricey gym?
• 45:27
  Speaker 1: Wait? Is Cooke from Outer Banks? Yeah? I think cause
• 45:30
  Speaker 1: I wait, I did that a temple skating video last
• 45:33
  Speaker 1: year and we're like, we asked the skaters, like, what
• 45:35
  Speaker 1: is some cool ass news slang? And he was like,
• 45:38
  Speaker 1: I guess Cooke is like pretty cool. No, that dude's
• 45:41
  Speaker 1: a coke Like that probably a fucking cock.
• 45:44
  Speaker 4: It's probably not new. It's probably been the thing for
• 45:46
  Speaker 4: a while.
• 45:47
  Speaker 1: No, it was like like a year ago.
• 45:49
  Speaker 4: I think it's like a surfing term.
• 45:51
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it was a skatering. It was a skating dude, like, Oh,
• 45:53
  Speaker 1: that dude's a fucking cooke.
• 45:54
  Speaker 4: I think it's an extreme sports term.
• 45:56
  Speaker 1: It's a fucking cool term. Yeah, it sounds bad though,
• 45:59
  Speaker 1: it sounds it sounds like a slur.
• 46:01
  Speaker 4: It does it does? I had to look it up
• 46:03
  Speaker 4: at the heart K and the heart. I was having
• 46:05
  Speaker 4: a conversation about this.
• 46:06
  Speaker 1: Like there's a lot of things that there's a lot
• 46:09
  Speaker 1: of slurs that could get close to it was nice
• 46:11
  Speaker 1: synonym for cook is queer bird? Ah couck. I don't
• 46:18
  Speaker 1: even feel comfortable saying what you said.
• 46:20
  Speaker 4: I know what a Q word queer?
• 46:23
  Speaker 1: Oh, a queer bird, A queer bird.
• 46:28
  Speaker 4: I'm gonna ship my pants?
• 46:30
  Speaker 1: Yeah right, dude, you're gonna leave and never come back. No,
• 46:35
  Speaker 1: I'll hold it. Why do you ship first thing in
• 46:38
  Speaker 1: the morning? Why don't you train that little body as.
• 46:40
  Speaker 4: I can ship as soon as I come to the office.
• 46:43
  Speaker 1: Why I just do it?
• 46:44
  Speaker 4: Probably because I've already gotten up and moved around.
• 46:46
  Speaker 1: Anxiety to have the anxiety being around people pussing about
• 46:49
  Speaker 1: metabolic processes fucking thrown into hyperdrive.
• 46:52
  Speaker 4: Yea, just like the constant anxiety of being around others.
• 46:55
  Speaker 1: Are you ready to talk about that? That pussy ass
• 46:57
  Speaker 1: movie fucking Liquorice Pizza.
• 46:59
  Speaker 4: Dude, I saw it, so don't say anything about it.
• 47:02
  Speaker 1: I know.
• 47:02
  Speaker 4: It's just I'll tell you exactly. It's about a kid
• 47:04
  Speaker 4: getting some puss.
• 47:08
  Speaker 1: I mean, yeah, they are're gonna be like.
• 47:11
  Speaker 4: One of the teople that goes on TikTok and is like,
• 47:13
  Speaker 4: do not see this movie. I walked out in tears.
• 47:16
  Speaker 1: I didn't. I'm not. I'm definitely saying don't see the movie.
• 47:19
  Speaker 1: But because it wasn't it wasn't so bad. It's got
• 47:23
  Speaker 1: its dick so far down its throat that it's like
• 47:26
  Speaker 1: a fucking infinity symbol.
• 47:27
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I probably will never even watch it.
• 47:30
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah you can. If you I'll lend it to you.
• 47:33
  Speaker 1: I have the dv Do you have a DVD player?
• 47:35
  Speaker 1: You have the DVD? The DVD why it's still in theaters.
• 47:40
  Speaker 1: I have the DVD. You want to just I'll lend
• 47:43
  Speaker 1: you the DVD is whatever.
• 47:44
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I have a PlayStation.
• 47:45
  Speaker 1: I can watch it. Yeah, that's what I mean. You
• 47:47
  Speaker 1: s throw it on the PlayStation and watch the DVD
• 47:49
  Speaker 1: of it. You have vhs? No, I don't have the VHS,
• 47:53
  Speaker 1: but I have a projector. I have a microfiche of
• 47:56
  Speaker 1: it awesome, but uh I also watched the Why do
• 48:00
  Speaker 1: you not like it?
• 48:00
  Speaker 4: Tell us what you didn't like it?
• 48:01
  Speaker 1: I just thought it just fucking sucked, Like what just
• 48:06
  Speaker 1: the uh the plot? Uh, it didn't take me anywhere.
• 48:09
  Speaker 1: It didn't really. It was kind of like a snapshot
• 48:12
  Speaker 1: of life type of movie, like a period piece or whatever.
• 48:15
  Speaker 1: But it's like, uh, it didn't. I don't know, it
• 48:19
  Speaker 1: didn't really do it for me. It's like, I like Hame,
• 48:22
  Speaker 1: I like, uh, what's his name? Uh yeah, Phillips Moore Hoffman. Yeah,
• 48:28
  Speaker 1: Phillips Moore Hoffman's son, isn't it. Yeah. And the lead
• 48:31
  Speaker 1: actresses is in.
• 48:32
  Speaker 4: Hame is the one that's getting room yes.
• 48:34
  Speaker 1: And Hame is the one doing the groomy you know,
• 48:36
  Speaker 1: Hame the singer woman, the girl, the three singer women.
• 48:39
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I heard that, like that. He wasn't the kid
• 48:43
  Speaker 4: actually like seventeen when they filmed the movie. I think
• 48:45
  Speaker 4: he was weird.
• 48:46
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah it is.
• 48:48
  Speaker 4: I don't know how that's legal.
• 48:51
  Speaker 1: I think that, I mean, how is that allowed? I mean, Holly,
• 48:54
  Speaker 1: like fucking in the movie. I think that there used
• 48:55
  Speaker 1: to be a thing in Hollywood where like if your
• 48:57
  Speaker 1: parents supervised, like you could be like naked in movies,
• 49:00
  Speaker 1: and I think that they used that loophole, and like
• 49:02
  Speaker 1: there's underage girls in like movies from like the fifties,
• 49:05
  Speaker 1: sixty seventies. I'm pretty sure that that fucking happens.
• 49:09
  Speaker 4: Yeah, that's weird. I mean I probably won't I probably
• 49:10
  Speaker 4: won't watch it. I don't really want to.
• 49:12
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's just putting money in pedophile's pockets. Yeah, it's like.
• 49:16
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I thought like so, I thought that everyone was
• 49:18
  Speaker 4: like weird out by it because like it's about like
• 49:21
  Speaker 4: a kid getting groomed, but I know that the kid
• 49:23
  Speaker 4: was actually sat like six, like seventeen in real life
• 49:26
  Speaker 4: in the movie. Yeah, the girls like thirty.
• 49:28
  Speaker 1: Yeah, twenty eight. Yeah, something super weird. Yeah, it just
• 49:31
  Speaker 1: doesn't make Shit's not right sense. It just doesn't make sense.
• 49:35
  Speaker 1: It's like Hollywood's like like they got just used an
• 49:37
  Speaker 1: eighteen year old or they got in trouble for pedophilia
• 49:39
  Speaker 1: a couple of years ago, and like it was bad
• 49:41
  Speaker 1: and they kind of had to back away from it,
• 49:43
  Speaker 1: and they started making like movies about the underground railroad
• 49:46
  Speaker 1: and now they're trying to like dip their toe back
• 49:48
  Speaker 1: into pedophilia again to kind of see if like everybody's
• 49:50
  Speaker 1: cool with it, Yeah, and uh, you know I'm not
• 49:54
  Speaker 1: cool with it, all right, I'm not fucking cool with it.
• 49:57
  Speaker 1: Plus the movie just wasn't good, like if it's a
• 49:58
  Speaker 1: good ass pedophile movie, like sure, I'll fucking watch it.
• 50:02
  Speaker 1: Called Me by Your Name was awesome.
• 50:03
  Speaker 4: Yeah, but Call Me by your Name Like at least
• 50:05
  Speaker 4: Timothy Shallowmey was over eighteen.
• 50:06
  Speaker 1: But wasn't he playing a character that was under eighteen?
• 50:08
  Speaker 1: I think, yeah, like why are they always trying to
• 50:11
  Speaker 1: make Why are they always trying to make this movie?
• 50:15
  Speaker 1: Like there's not a fucking billion stories, there's not a
• 50:18
  Speaker 1: billion other stories.
• 50:19
  Speaker 4: I don't know. It's weird, like the it's like a
• 50:22
  Speaker 4: if it's a love story, like it could be just
• 50:24
  Speaker 4: as good if they were like a normal age.
• 50:27
  Speaker 1: There's nothing about the movie that like necessitated him being
• 50:30
  Speaker 1: in high school, in Calling by your Name or in
• 50:34
  Speaker 1: I Forget in licorice pizza.
• 50:36
  Speaker 4: Nothing so weird.
• 50:38
  Speaker 1: I don't understand it.
• 50:41
  Speaker 4: Is it for that it's gonna be something that kid's
• 50:43
  Speaker 4: gonna look back on and like sue the fuck out
• 50:44
  Speaker 4: of whatever. No, but I probably got him signed. They
• 50:47
  Speaker 4: probably got locked in.
• 50:49
  Speaker 1: Yeah, they got him on the Lifetime brainwashed. Fucking I
• 50:53
  Speaker 1: also watched the King Richard, the fucking Serena Williams movie.
• 50:57
  Speaker 4: Oh that looks good?
• 50:58
  Speaker 1: It's good?
• 50:58
  Speaker 4: Is that with will Smith?
• 50:59
  Speaker 1: Will Smith?
• 51:00
  Speaker 4: How was that?
• 51:00
  Speaker 1: Fucking will Smith? Broways the best?
• 51:02
  Speaker 4: How did you get this movie?
• 51:03
  Speaker 1: I have the DVD of it?
• 51:06
  Speaker 4: You definitely like do when you're like famous? Friends sent
• 51:11
  Speaker 4: you the DVDs.
• 51:12
  Speaker 1: No, just from the theater, from the writers, from being
• 51:14
  Speaker 1: in the writers guild, they give you the DVDs. No way, yes,
• 51:19
  Speaker 1: why no way, dude, fuck you?
• 51:22
  Speaker 4: Why no way do I get in the writers guild?
• 51:26
  Speaker 1: It's so easy? Yeah, I write all the time just
• 51:30
  Speaker 1: right for a show. It's like literally so easy, and
• 51:32
  Speaker 1: there's like no barrier of entry once you send it.
• 51:36
  Speaker 4: And then they like send you weekly checks.
• 51:38
  Speaker 1: I mean for your show. There's a they have a
• 51:40
  Speaker 1: good union, so the show like, we'll get you fucking
• 51:43
  Speaker 1: checks from time to time. But if your show's off
• 51:45
  Speaker 1: the air, like the shows I right for aren't airing anymore,
• 51:48
  Speaker 1: so I don't get like checks anymore from them. But
• 51:50
  Speaker 1: what there was a time when they were being syndicated
• 51:53
  Speaker 1: and then from time to time there'll be a nice check.
• 51:54
  Speaker 1: There was probably like five times your your yearly salary.
• 52:00
  Speaker 4: That's awesome.
• 52:00
  Speaker 1: Uh No, it wasn't. There never that much. And sometimes
• 52:03
  Speaker 1: the check would be like eighty one cents. Really yeah,
• 52:05
  Speaker 1: it'd be fucked like why I even send the check?
• 52:07
  Speaker 4: Yeah, but cash it anyway.
• 52:09
  Speaker 1: But I like, yeah, oh yeah, of course you got
• 52:11
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• 52:12
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• 52:13
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• 52:20
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  Speaker 4: I know, I loved that video.
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  Speaker 1: his name like Maximus Decimus, I know, ladiate it. Bro.
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  Speaker 4: I feel like if he did that at like a
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  Speaker 4: pro hockey game, he would have won like fifty million dollars.
• 55:57
  Speaker 1: Yeah. Well, no, hockey is like the poorest borts. I'm
• 56:00
  Speaker 1: pretty sure, no, it's not. Who's making money off hockey.
• 56:05
  Speaker 4: All of the players.
• 56:06
  Speaker 1: They make compared to other pro athletes, they make fucking
• 56:10
  Speaker 1: they're basically impoverished. Union workers make more the writers Guild.
• 56:14
  Speaker 1: The Writers Guild makes more than fucking NHL players.
• 56:17
  Speaker 4: Okay, first of all, not true. I would say, what
• 56:19
  Speaker 4: are the highest paid sports? Baseball?
• 56:21
  Speaker 1: Basketball, Basketball I think is number one, and then baseball
• 56:25
  Speaker 1: and football both. I mean, like hockey, yeah, it's the
• 56:29
  Speaker 1: fourth highest paying sports.
• 56:30
  Speaker 4: But what about like lacrosse and soccer?
• 56:32
  Speaker 1: Those aren't real sports though, and soccer probably pays more.
• 56:35
  Speaker 4: No, I mean I think soccer plays more like depending
• 56:37
  Speaker 4: on what team you play.
• 56:38
  Speaker 1: On, right, and at the highest level, it's got to
• 56:42
  Speaker 1: pay more.
• 56:43
  Speaker 4: Like the highest level soccer players in the world, yeah,
• 56:46
  Speaker 4: get paid more.
• 56:46
  Speaker 1: Than the highest level of hockey players. Hockey players are
• 56:48
  Speaker 1: in the fucking that's why there's so much SUI going on.
• 56:51
  Speaker 4: Bro, No, it's the hockey players make a lot of money.
• 56:54
  Speaker 1: I would know they do.
• 56:55
  Speaker 4: I almost went to the league.
• 56:56
  Speaker 1: I don't think you did. Who's a hockey player that's
• 56:59
  Speaker 1: rich even that you know? Fucking and all the guys
• 57:01
  Speaker 1: have to come and get jobs at barstool.
• 57:07
  Speaker 4: Funny Nasty Nasty is fucking he's filthy rich.
• 57:10
  Speaker 1: He worked six jobs. Buz Nasty's works mom.
• 57:15
  Speaker 4: Sidney Crosby, Sidney Crosby's is that the girl Noney Crosby
• 57:20
  Speaker 4: is the best player.
• 57:21
  Speaker 1: Sidney Crosby, Yeah, yeah, Sidney Crosby.
• 57:23
  Speaker 4: Tyler Sagan.
• 57:25
  Speaker 1: Does he make a lot of money?
• 57:26
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I've seen him before.
• 57:27
  Speaker 1: How do you know what?
• 57:28
  Speaker 4: I'm driving on the highway and he was in like
• 57:30
  Speaker 4: a nice ass car.
• 57:32
  Speaker 1: That's probably bullshit though it's probably a rental. What do
• 57:35
  Speaker 1: you go out owen Own just perked up. Oh yeah,
• 57:38
  Speaker 1: a nice car, so oh yeah, yeah, that's some fucking bullshit.
• 57:42
  Speaker 1: Broy wouldn't get it. Yeah, I mean I never played.
• 57:47
  Speaker 1: I never wanted to be a hockey player because I
• 57:49
  Speaker 1: know that those dudes fucking it's really a labor of love.
• 57:51
  Speaker 1: That's awesome.
• 57:52
  Speaker 4: So when you were, like in kindergarten, you like were
• 57:53
  Speaker 4: picking what sports sports to play based off how much
• 57:57
  Speaker 4: money the professionals made. And I extrapolated that that's definition
• 58:01
  Speaker 4: kook behavior. How is that you're a capitalist? Do you
• 58:03
  Speaker 4: want to think about money? I fucking smoke women for
• 58:06
  Speaker 4: the art. Hit this weed then, no, hit this weeed.
• 58:09
  Speaker 1: No, you're a kock, bro.
• 58:12
  Speaker 4: Pogues don't pressure each other into smoking.
• 58:16
  Speaker 1: Sounds like a lot of rules, Bro, sounds like you're
• 58:19
  Speaker 1: kind of kook territory, dude.
• 58:21
  Speaker 4: If John Be even saw me here sitting next to you,
• 58:23
  Speaker 4: he would put a fucking gun to my head.
• 58:25
  Speaker 1: Yeah right, bro, John B would fucking knob me off. Bro,
• 58:28
  Speaker 1: he'd see how I purled up a fucking fatty. He'd
• 58:31
  Speaker 1: want to do some fucking with me.
• 58:33
  Speaker 4: It's your ass, yeah, right, older than you, I supplied
• 58:36
  Speaker 4: to John B. I'm fucking you and John B are
• 58:39
  Speaker 4: at the same age.
• 58:40
  Speaker 1: How old is John B?
• 58:41
  Speaker 4: Like a thirty something?
• 58:43
  Speaker 1: Fuck?
• 58:44
  Speaker 4: So as a sixteen year old?
• 58:46
  Speaker 1: Does he really?
• 58:47
  Speaker 4: Yeah?
• 58:48
  Speaker 1: Damn, Bro, that must feel so good to get that role.
• 58:51
  Speaker 1: I know there's a new lease on life. Still got it? Yeah,
• 58:54
  Speaker 1: I'm actually hot as fucking young as Yeah. Now I'm
• 58:57
  Speaker 1: gonna be able to fuck a eighteen year old on camera. Yeah,
• 59:01
  Speaker 1: it's fucked up. There's so much fucking penis in Euphoria, Bro,
• 59:05
  Speaker 1: I can't get it out of my head.
• 59:07
  Speaker 4: I didn't know it was like that crazy of a
• 59:08
  Speaker 4: nudity show.
• 59:09
  Speaker 1: There's a hard dick in the first scene, really a
• 59:12
  Speaker 1: hard dick, and it stays hard through like five different shots.
• 59:16
  Speaker 1: I couldn't have stopped thinking about how, like what was
• 59:19
  Speaker 1: the guy like?
• 59:19
  Speaker 4: Did they have to give him like? It must have
• 59:21
  Speaker 4: It must have been at some Roman swipes.
• 59:24
  Speaker 1: It was probably some Roman swipes too, But I mean, yeah,
• 59:28
  Speaker 1: it was a very uh highly charged scene. But I
• 59:31
  Speaker 1: thought it was fake. The penis must have been fake.
• 59:34
  Speaker 1: There's no way that under the stress of what happens
• 59:36
  Speaker 1: in that scene that he could have actually stayed hard.
• 59:38
  Speaker 4: Now, I don't know how you could even get hard
• 59:40
  Speaker 4: like that for like a crew of people.
• 59:42
  Speaker 1: Well, some people do it. There's literally porn stars.
• 59:47
  Speaker 4: Yeah, that's different though how some.
• 59:50
  Speaker 1: Of those people wind up being real actors. You know?
• 59:52
  Speaker 1: The salonio be important.
• 59:53
  Speaker 4: Because Euphoria is like the biggest It's like probably one
• 59:55
  Speaker 4: of the biggest shows out right now behind Joe Rogan
• 59:57
  Speaker 4: of course.
• 1:00:00
  Speaker 1: Yeah. Euphoria is the society's answer to Joe Rogan. Yeah. Yeah,
• 1:00:05
  Speaker 1: they're clapping back. They really are. It's like, Oh, you're
• 1:00:07
  Speaker 1: gonna fucking say all this shit. Fuck you. Rogan hates
• 1:00:11
  Speaker 1: had an all time high right.
• 1:00:12
  Speaker 4: Now, dude, eleven million views in episode?
• 1:00:15
  Speaker 1: Is that what he's doing now? Yeah? Fuck Bro?
• 1:00:18
  Speaker 4: In twenty twenty one, what happened to your boy Tim Dillon?
• 1:00:20
  Speaker 1: Bro? Nothing? Yeah, what do you mean? I thought he
• 1:00:24
  Speaker 1: was gonna come on the pod? Oh yeah, I don't.
• 1:00:26
  Speaker 4: I think he's like been on tour.
• 1:00:28
  Speaker 1: I think Rogan came on his pod? Did he? No,
• 1:00:31
  Speaker 1: he went on. Yeah. Why doesn't Rogan ever go in
• 1:00:34
  Speaker 1: anybody else's pots? Bro?
• 1:00:35
  Speaker 4: Because why would he?
• 1:00:37
  Speaker 1: Ha ha?
• 1:00:39
  Speaker 4: He has no reason to. He has the talk, He
• 1:00:43
  Speaker 4: has the biggest show in the world.
• 1:00:44
  Speaker 1: That's a fucking fact. Bro's crazy. Dude, his show does like.
• 1:00:50
  Speaker 4: Eight million more views per episode than Tucker Carlson does.
• 1:00:54
  Speaker 1: Why why? Why? Why was Tucker Carlson.
• 1:00:57
  Speaker 4: Because he's the second biggest.
• 1:00:58
  Speaker 1: Show in the world.
• 1:00:59
  Speaker 4: I don't know if he all shows, it might just
• 1:01:02
  Speaker 4: be one man.
• 1:01:02
  Speaker 1: You're not part of my take, Bro? What about I
• 1:01:08
  Speaker 1: laugh at that? I laughed at that? What about pizza reviews? Bro?
• 1:01:12
  Speaker 4: No part of my takes? Honestly, probably up there?
• 1:01:14
  Speaker 1: What about bfs? Bro?
• 1:01:16
  Speaker 4: No, not close?
• 1:01:17
  Speaker 1: What about million dollars off game?
• 1:01:19
  Speaker 4: Pretty close? Eleven million views an episode? He does like
• 1:01:22
  Speaker 4: five episodes a week. Yeah, that is insane. What is
• 1:01:26
  Speaker 4: he trying to prove, Bro that he's the greatest?
• 1:01:29
  Speaker 1: Yeah? He could just Dieud. We could literally devote.
• 1:01:34
  Speaker 4: Forty hours a week to this podcast and we would
• 1:01:36
  Speaker 4: never come close to that many listeners.
• 1:01:39
  Speaker 1: I don't think so.
• 1:01:41
  Speaker 4: You're a believer.
• 1:01:42
  Speaker 1: I'm a believer, dude. Someone has to believe first. I've
• 1:01:45
  Speaker 1: been saying it the whole time, especially with the fucking
• 1:01:47
  Speaker 1: birds in the playoffs. Dude, you know the Eagles are
• 1:01:49
  Speaker 1: in the fucking playoff right now. Someone's gotta believe.
• 1:01:52
  Speaker 4: Well, how are the Lions doing? That's all I really
• 1:01:54
  Speaker 4: care about. Why Oh, the Nittney Lions, No Penn State Lions. Yeah,
• 1:01:58
  Speaker 4: what they're called.
• 1:02:00
  Speaker 1: Yeah, Mountain Knit Knee is the local mountain. But uh,
• 1:02:07
  Speaker 1: I mean the season's over. Fucking I thought you're an
• 1:02:10
  Speaker 1: Eagles fan or are you a Patriots fan?
• 1:02:13
  Speaker 4: On Patriots Man, that's fucking way. I'm actually just and
• 1:02:15
  Speaker 4: I'm just an Antonio Brown fan.
• 1:02:18
  Speaker 1: After he fucking popped his shirt off and was just
• 1:02:20
  Speaker 1: fucking the night before, did you read them text messages? No,
• 1:02:24
  Speaker 1: he was just fucking some lady, the lady who licked
• 1:02:27
  Speaker 1: the toilet seat, who tried to get Dave in trouble. Really, Yeah,
• 1:02:30
  Speaker 1: he had her to his hotel room the night before.
• 1:02:32
  Speaker 1: No way, and then she got COVID and she was like,
• 1:02:35
  Speaker 1: you better get your whole team chest checked. She was
• 1:02:37
  Speaker 1: like holding up the COVID test like a lollipop. No way,
• 1:02:41
  Speaker 1: the way the COVID tests like, come on a stick. Now,
• 1:02:44
  Speaker 1: it does make him look a little bit tasty. It
• 1:02:46
  Speaker 1: does make it look like you could get him at
• 1:02:48
  Speaker 1: the doctor's office after you left, if you're a good boy.
• 1:02:51
  Speaker 1: But yeah, he was fucking that girl. Did you do
• 1:02:53
  Speaker 1: an at home test? Yeah? Did you go in? I
• 1:02:56
  Speaker 1: haven't gone in but I'm not gonna go in ready
• 1:02:58
  Speaker 1: to eat and make it.
• 1:02:59
  Speaker 4: It makes you think how many cases there actually are,
• 1:03:01
  Speaker 4: because like, I don't you don't register that. I think
• 1:03:03
  Speaker 4: you're supposed to scan the QR code and like say
• 1:03:06
  Speaker 4: if you're positive, But like, I don't think anyone does that.
• 1:03:09
  Speaker 1: Bro, you're a kook. That's some koopavy Bro, why let
• 1:03:12
  Speaker 1: me register to the government.
• 1:03:14
  Speaker 4: No, I just said I don't do it.
• 1:03:16
  Speaker 1: Yeah, but you're saying you're supposed to do this, Bro.
• 1:03:18
  Speaker 1: I didn't even know you're supposed to do that.
• 1:03:19
  Speaker 4: Bro, Dude, pokes want what's best for everybody, and if
• 1:03:21
  Speaker 4: that means slowing down the spread of COVID, call me crazy.
• 1:03:26
  Speaker 1: So which one are you? I'm a pogue for life.
• 1:03:30
  Speaker 1: I don't think you are. You never even seen the show,
• 1:03:32
  Speaker 1: so you've never seen fucking euphoria. Somehow you're like, you
• 1:03:36
  Speaker 1: talk about what a hard dick is, talk about a
• 1:03:39
  Speaker 1: hard dick on camera. You've never seen liquors, pizza, and
• 1:03:42
  Speaker 1: somehow you're the expert on pedophilia. Trying to think of.
• 1:03:46
  Speaker 4: Whatever over you're talking about hard dick. You know you're
• 1:03:50
  Speaker 4: talking about hard dick and a pedophile movie check yourself
• 1:03:55
  Speaker 4: before you wreck yourself.
• 1:03:56
  Speaker 1: Brother. Goddamn, you're a fuck cook dude. But I'm I'm
• 1:04:01
  Speaker 1: interested in I'm interested in taking this podcast to new levels.
• 1:04:05
  Speaker 1: I don't know if it's forty hours a week, but
• 1:04:06
  Speaker 1: I would go a week where we did a show
• 1:04:08
  Speaker 1: every day or something.
• 1:04:10
  Speaker 4: I would do that live.
• 1:04:11
  Speaker 1: Just one just one week where we do some like
• 1:04:15
  Speaker 1: like a blowout week, like something a fucking ram shit
• 1:04:18
  Speaker 1: up rivalry week. I would do a blowout week twenty
• 1:04:23
  Speaker 1: four to seven pod.
• 1:04:24
  Speaker 4: I would take it to the next level. I don't
• 1:04:26
  Speaker 4: think I would have that in me.
• 1:04:27
  Speaker 1: But think about we could probably do something on the charts.
• 1:04:30
  Speaker 1: If we had something every day for like five straight days,
• 1:04:33
  Speaker 1: then like the consistency of it being on the charts
• 1:04:36
  Speaker 1: would elevate the shit.
• 1:04:37
  Speaker 4: You don't think like people wouldn't listen if it was
• 1:04:39
  Speaker 4: every day.
• 1:04:40
  Speaker 1: I think that if we did it once, we could,
• 1:04:42
  Speaker 1: like if we did it for a week and then
• 1:04:44
  Speaker 1: got some guests in there or something like that, or
• 1:04:46
  Speaker 1: like made it an event. I think that we could
• 1:04:49
  Speaker 1: manipulate the fucking system. I'm just trying to manipulate the system. Bro.
• 1:04:54
  Speaker 4: Yeah, me too, cookshit, Yeah, cook shit, Bro, I'm trying
• 1:04:56
  Speaker 4: to fucking write my own rules. Bro, not cookshit, that's
• 1:04:59
  Speaker 4: poke shit, you're Oh yeah, fuck fuck I'm a kook.
• 1:05:04
  Speaker 1: I'm a cook. Oh I meant to say Pogue shit.
• 1:05:09
  Speaker 1: I know you walked me into that one. Fuchs.
• 1:05:11
  Speaker 4: Don't manipulate the system. Brother, they played by the rules, Pogues.
• 1:05:13
  Speaker 4: We don't have rules.
• 1:05:15
  Speaker 1: That's not good.
• 1:05:16
  Speaker 4: There's nothing more dangerous than a man with a set
• 1:05:18
  Speaker 4: of rules.
• 1:05:19
  Speaker 1: Yeah. I don't play by any rules. I'm fucking fluid
• 1:05:22
  Speaker 1: me too. No, you're not, bro. Yeah, have you watched
• 1:05:25
  Speaker 1: the Bruce Lee documentary? No, so you have no idea
• 1:05:27
  Speaker 1: how to be water me though I can be water
• 1:05:34
  Speaker 1: huh said, I'm jittery from because you just smashed that shit. Yeah.
• 1:05:37
  Speaker 1: What is that your new sponsored drink? Rain? No?
• 1:05:40
  Speaker 4: I used to drink us all the time and just
• 1:05:41
  Speaker 4: got one.
• 1:05:41
  Speaker 1: It's only a matter of time before you get sponsored though.
• 1:05:44
  Speaker 1: What do you think of Brycehall's new new fashion?
• 1:05:46
  Speaker 4: I haven't seen it.
• 1:05:47
  Speaker 1: Oh fuck, bro, he's fashionable.
• 1:05:49
  Speaker 6: Kind.
• 1:05:49
  Speaker 4: I kind of stepped away from him after he like
• 1:05:51
  Speaker 4: threatened to kill me multiple times.
• 1:05:53
  Speaker 5: You know he's going at now this afternoon. He's calling
• 1:05:56
  Speaker 5: out the Island Boys for a two on one, rough
• 1:05:58
  Speaker 5: and rowdy.
• 1:06:00
  Speaker 1: On one, and I think it's gonna work. Dude. Yeah,
• 1:06:04
  Speaker 1: I don't know why I think that, but I have
• 1:06:05
  Speaker 1: a feeling.
• 1:06:06
  Speaker 4: And I talked about to Barstool with that.
• 1:06:08
  Speaker 5: Uh it's this afternoon, it will be out by the
• 1:06:10
  Speaker 5: time we're posting that.
• 1:06:12
  Speaker 1: Who knows if he stalked to Barstool. I assume you do.
• 1:06:20
  Speaker 1: I don't know if he's shocked to Barstool, but I
• 1:06:25
  Speaker 1: think that there would be like some separation between the two.
• 1:06:27
  Speaker 1: But it's funny that he went from you to the
• 1:06:29
  Speaker 1: Island boys. He's just desperate to get on rough and rowdy. Yeah,
• 1:06:33
  Speaker 1: that's a huge dub for you. It is.
• 1:06:35
  Speaker 4: Oh, I didn't want to go on rough and rowdy,
• 1:06:37
  Speaker 4: but I'm.
• 1:06:38
  Speaker 1: Saying speed but put you in the same class as
• 1:06:40
  Speaker 1: them though, like he's going after them, he's going after you.
• 1:06:43
  Speaker 4: No, he's just going after anything.
• 1:06:45
  Speaker 1: They needed two Caribbean boys to fill your shoes exactly.
• 1:06:48
  Speaker 1: That's big, yo, bro, your two Island boys. You're worth
• 1:06:52
  Speaker 1: two Island boys. Maybe he saw how tall I was
• 1:06:54
  Speaker 1: when he came in. He definitely did your shoulder presents
• 1:06:57
  Speaker 1: it with his five six assive hoarder We're definitely Jim
• 1:07:05
  Speaker 1: Rome laughing for all twenty twenty two. That is just
• 1:07:09
  Speaker 1: throw throw around the laugh though, ha, now throw it.
• 1:07:12
  Speaker 1: You just tried to Bro, you couldn't.
• 1:07:14
  Speaker 4: It was funny at first, and then you just turned
• 1:07:15
  Speaker 4: it into some cooke shit.
• 1:07:17
  Speaker 1: Bro, you're you're fucking mercurial. Bro. Mercury's out of retrograde
• 1:07:21
  Speaker 1: though by now right, Yeah, it's some new It's some
• 1:07:24
  Speaker 1: new shit.
• 1:07:25
  Speaker 4: Right, I fucking need it out. I'm like turn into
• 1:07:28
  Speaker 4: God these days. I've been turned into God. Like I
• 1:07:33
  Speaker 4: got like crystals in my room and shit, now for
• 1:07:36
  Speaker 4: my mom really, she's like, these will make your vibes better.
• 1:07:39
  Speaker 1: I've been watching crystal extraction videos. There's gotta be something
• 1:07:41
  Speaker 1: to crystals.
• 1:07:42
  Speaker 4: My mom gave me one and she was like, take
• 1:07:44
  Speaker 4: this with you to New York. It'll make you it'll
• 1:07:46
  Speaker 4: cure your vibes.
• 1:07:47
  Speaker 1: Have you been holding it? Keep it right next to
• 1:07:49
  Speaker 1: my bed? Do you touch it? Ever? Yeah? What's the vibration?
• 1:07:53
  Speaker 4: Like, there isn't one. Am I supposed to feel one?
• 1:07:58
  Speaker 1: Fuck? Or you're supposed to feel vibration in you? Or
• 1:08:01
  Speaker 1: they're supposed to be some kind of synchronicity between.
• 1:08:03
  Speaker 4: I don't think I think you're supposed to just keep
• 1:08:04
  Speaker 4: it there, but I.
• 1:08:05
  Speaker 5: Think that you know, the results are supposed to be
• 1:08:07
  Speaker 5: very noticeable right away.
• 1:08:09
  Speaker 1: Almost instant. Yeah, you're supposed to pop up like those
• 1:08:12
  Speaker 1: two lines on.
• 1:08:13
  Speaker 4: That test so quick. Yeah, it's instant immediate.
• 1:08:19
  Speaker 1: You breathe on that thing and it pops up too long.
• 1:08:21
  Speaker 1: I didn't realize that two lines is like a pregnancy test. Yeah, yeah,
• 1:08:26
  Speaker 1: it's like the exact same or like appear in pregnancy test.
• 1:08:30
  Speaker 4: You just piss on it, right, yeah, which is crazy.
• 1:08:34
  Speaker 1: Your babies piss.
• 1:08:36
  Speaker 4: Yeah, it's not weird. How do you not like piss
• 1:08:38
  Speaker 4: on your hands when you do that?
• 1:08:39
  Speaker 1: You must or maybe just it's like a stick, You
• 1:08:42
  Speaker 1: just stick your a stick, You stick the stick under
• 1:08:45
  Speaker 1: your vagina.
• 1:08:46
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I think that is what you do. You see
• 1:08:49
  Speaker 4: who yeah is fucking oh yeah Juliet Fox.
• 1:08:51
  Speaker 1: You saw them that they did a photo shoot in
• 1:08:55
  Speaker 1: a carbone?
• 1:08:57
  Speaker 4: No, did you see like Julia Fox is like painting
• 1:09:00
  Speaker 4: all that are just like all made out of her
• 1:09:01
  Speaker 4: own blood? Yeah, that's actly she's Apparently she's like psyched.
• 1:09:06
  Speaker 1: She's one of like a period blood. She's one of those.
• 1:09:09
  Speaker 1: I don't know, because that is like a thing. Yeah,
• 1:09:11
  Speaker 1: it was like art exhibits with her own blood if
• 1:09:13
  Speaker 1: they were menstrual.
• 1:09:16
  Speaker 4: Also could just not be her blood.
• 1:09:18
  Speaker 1: Yeah, she easily. She is the one percent of the
• 1:09:21
  Speaker 1: one percent. She could be on that bide and die.
• 1:09:23
  Speaker 1: Just cracking open the fucking necks of the youth, fucking
• 1:09:26
  Speaker 1: suckling the blood from there.
• 1:09:27
  Speaker 4: You only get like eight to ten ounces out of
• 1:09:29
  Speaker 4: each kid.
• 1:09:31
  Speaker 1: So wasteful, so funny.
• 1:09:33
  Speaker 4: Kids, if it was just like, this is Julia Fox's
• 1:09:37
  Speaker 4: painting of a child with child's blood, and no one
• 1:09:41
  Speaker 4: knows where she got the blood.
• 1:09:43
  Speaker 1: It's the blood of children, probably some North Korean shit.
• 1:09:47
  Speaker 1: That's why we can't do shit about North Korea, because
• 1:09:49
  Speaker 1: fucking China relies when they're blood.
• 1:09:51
  Speaker 4: Yeah, and like, were you just saying how Kanye is
• 1:09:55
  Speaker 4: like making Julia Fox like into Kim Kardashian. Uh No,
• 1:09:59
  Speaker 4: but they look identical now they're wearing like he's wearing
• 1:10:03
  Speaker 4: the exact same outfits. Really, it's crazy.
• 1:10:05
  Speaker 1: Except for her second date. He got her like a
• 1:10:08
  Speaker 1: fucking sweet like a like a suite of like all dresses,
• 1:10:12
  Speaker 1: like she could basically shot like a personal shopper, brought
• 1:10:15
  Speaker 1: all the ship to her and then they went out
• 1:10:17
  Speaker 1: the Carbone and they staged a photo shoot, and she
• 1:10:20
  Speaker 1: said that everybody in the restaurant was cheering and clapping
• 1:10:23
  Speaker 1: for her, and then they showed video from the restaurant
• 1:10:26
  Speaker 1: and it was so fucking quiet. Really, nobody was fucking cheering.
• 1:10:29
  Speaker 1: Nobody was not that like famous, he's not that hot.
• 1:10:34
  Speaker 1: He's not that hot.
• 1:10:35
  Speaker 4: No, But like I expected after uncut Gems, she would
• 1:10:39
  Speaker 4: become like an a less celebrity. She really didn't. Takes
• 1:10:42
  Speaker 4: a couple, takes a couple, takes a couple.
• 1:10:44
  Speaker 1: Yeah, you know he did. Pete Davidson right now, I
• 1:10:49
  Speaker 1: don't think so. I'll be fucked up. I'll be seriously
• 1:10:51
  Speaker 1: fucked up.
• 1:10:51
  Speaker 5: I thought, why wasn't that would be hilarious, That's what
• 1:10:55
  Speaker 5: I thought it was.
• 1:10:56
  Speaker 1: No, look it up.
• 1:10:57
  Speaker 4: I don't think it was, though, I don't.
• 1:11:00
  Speaker 1: I don't think he definitely fucked her.
• 1:11:02
  Speaker 4: Pete Fox, Oh yeah, of course.
• 1:11:04
  Speaker 1: He probably just gets fucking transactional hand jobs in the
• 1:11:07
  Speaker 1: back of an escalade and fucking it mid down over
• 1:11:10
  Speaker 1: your headphones box mod vap well, fucking right outside of
• 1:11:14
  Speaker 1: thirty Rock. He probably just runs down and gets jerked
• 1:11:16
  Speaker 1: off like a weed delivery, just gets fucking puts his
• 1:11:19
  Speaker 1: dick in a paper bag and gets jerked off.
• 1:11:21
  Speaker 4: I wonder how long he'll stay at SNL.
• 1:11:24
  Speaker 1: I wonder how long you'll stay at barstool? Bro, your
• 1:11:26
  Speaker 1: paths are inexorably linked.
• 1:11:29
  Speaker 4: No, I'm never gonna go to S and L Bro,
• 1:11:33
  Speaker 4: fucking never. All right, SHL, we wrap it up.
• 1:11:35
  Speaker 1: Let me just look up inexorable?
• 1:11:37
  Speaker 4: I got a shits so bad?
• 1:11:39
  Speaker 1: How long have we been doing this? Over an hour?
• 1:11:41
  Speaker 4: Fifteen?
• 1:11:43
  Speaker 1: Let's gtfo impossible to stop or prevent? Holy fuck yo?
• 1:11:48
  Speaker 1: But should we at least do another episode this week?
• 1:11:50
  Speaker 1: We were such pussy's last week saying that we had to. Yeah,
• 1:11:53
  Speaker 1: but it was just it was just a matter of circumstance.
• 1:11:56
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I'm diz.
• 1:11:59
  Speaker 1: You're a fucking coop Bro, Dizz, I'm dizz. What are
• 1:12:02
  Speaker 1: you fucking Snoop Dogg in two thousand and four?
• 1:12:04
  Speaker 4: Bro, I'm down to do to this dizz for shizzle,
• 1:12:08
  Speaker 4: I'm dizzle, all.
• 1:12:09
  Speaker 1: Right, Bro, let's do to this week? No guests. Mikey
• 1:12:13
  Speaker 1: Podcasters came in and we were like, should we start
• 1:12:14
  Speaker 1: getting guests? And he was like, nah, not no guests, Bro,
• 1:12:19
  Speaker 1: just us chewing the fucking fat.
• 1:12:20
  Speaker 4: Yeah, exactly fuck yes bro. All Right, thank you for listening.
• 1:12:25
  Speaker 4: We'll see you guys next or we'll see you guys
• 1:12:27
  Speaker 4: later this week.
• 1:12:29
  Speaker 1: All right. Peace,