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2 sentence horror story 2 · Scott & Ally on Demand

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  SPEAKER_02: Oh, this almost could be a two-sentence horror story from our friend Merle, uh, who by the way will be at the listener appreciation party uh and in the VIP section, which we're looking forward to.
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  SPEAKER_02: He said, Have an amazing day.
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  SPEAKER_02: Uh off uh to get blood work done, then food all in caps.
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  SPEAKER_02: He goes, It's kind of blood working, you have to starve yourself uh before you so that's almost like a horror story.
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  SPEAKER_01: It is.
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  SPEAKER_01: I hate that so much.
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  SPEAKER_01: Between that and t taking the drink that tastes like chalk the night before, if you have to have one of those procedures, blah.
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  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, it kind of knocks you out.
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  SPEAKER_01: That's the worst.
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  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, we're asking for your two sentenced sentenced sentence horror stories for Tag Sylvania tickets.
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  SPEAKER_01: A pair of tickets for Tag Sylvania and two attractions each for each of you.
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  SPEAKER_02: Now, I'm gonna start with Candy because she sent an audio message.
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  SPEAKER_02: Okay, cool.
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  SPEAKER_02: It's a little variation from a horror story to just a sad story, but but I have an uptick on it.
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  SPEAKER_00: Dad went in the hospital on my birthday, passed away on my sister's birthday.
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  SPEAKER_02: So here's here's the good thing, Candy.
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  SPEAKER_02: As weird as this is gonna sound, this is where the horror story doesn't become yours, it becomes your sister's because he didn't die on your birthday.
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  SPEAKER_01: Oh so there you go.
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  SPEAKER_01: I was also thinking dad just really doesn't like birthdays.
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  SPEAKER_02: He's really trying to skip out on those parties.
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  SPEAKER_01: Right, exactly.
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  SPEAKER_01: He's like, not another one.
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  SPEAKER_01: I gotta get a gift.
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  SPEAKER_01: I guess I don't know.
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  SPEAKER_01: Uh when to this one is one of my favorites already, 7844.
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  SPEAKER_01: When to do number two in a porta potty, no TP.
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  SPEAKER_01: Oh As if it's not bad enough.
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  SPEAKER_01: That's a horror story from Jamie.
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  SPEAKER_01: When I was young, stayed at a friend's house, and her parents said that the window, wait, said last windows and their bedroom door and the curtains kept moving.
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  SPEAKER_01: Come to find out there was a house fire and children died in it.
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  SPEAKER_01: What?
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  SPEAKER_01: All right, what?
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  SPEAKER_01: A little more than two sentences.
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  SPEAKER_01: I know.
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  SPEAKER_01: It was kind of like two really run-on sentences.
• 1:50
  SPEAKER_02: Yes.
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  SPEAKER_01: Then we have from 0990, having a dream, I'm making a speech in my underwear and realizing it's not a dream.
• 1:58
  SPEAKER_01: Oh.
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  SPEAKER_02: Oh, yeah.
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  SPEAKER_02: How did that how did that happen?
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  SPEAKER_02: Oh, you're so worked up about the uh having to do is some people are not as good at public speaking.
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  SPEAKER_02: I'm one of these people, you can put me in a room of 5,000 people, I'm comfortable.
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  SPEAKER_02: Put me in a room of five, I don't like it.
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  SPEAKER_02: Right.
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  SPEAKER_02: So uh I, you know, maybe she's the opposite.
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  SPEAKER_02: She's like, well, I'm not really good at getting into 5,000 people, so you're so fixated on that.
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  SPEAKER_01: I'm not saying- You're so fixated that you forgot to put your clothes on.
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  SPEAKER_02: I I don't believe this is their two-sentence horror story.
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  SPEAKER_02: I'm not saying it happened to them.
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  SPEAKER_02: Uh-huh.
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  SPEAKER_02: It is because we never laid that stipulation in.
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  SPEAKER_02: This can't be something that happened to you.
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  SPEAKER_02: This is your own two-sentence horror story.
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  SPEAKER_01: Agreed.
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  SPEAKER_02: But I'm just Although me going in for an oil change and getting four new tires really was a true story.
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  SPEAKER_01: So ironically, I just can't imagine that I would get so worked up that I'd forget forget to put my clothes on.
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  SPEAKER_01: But you're right.
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  SPEAKER_01: I I can easily speak in front of an audience of 5,000 people.
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  SPEAKER_01: Uh, here's one.
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  SPEAKER_01: Woke up and notice today is only Thursday.
• 2:55
  SPEAKER_01: Friday, hurry up.
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  SPEAKER_01: That is that is a great one.
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  SPEAKER_01: You're good.
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  SPEAKER_01: You're also registered as a guest.
• 3:01
  SPEAKER_01: You need to either log back in or make sure you're registered because if we if we pick you, well then we want to be able to contact you.
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  SPEAKER_01: Yes.
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  SPEAKER_02: Um We'll give you a few more seconds if you want to send us your two uh sentence horror stories.
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  SPEAKER_01: I gave birth without drugs.
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  SPEAKER_01: Oh, that's a horror story.
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  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, good luck with that.