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199: The Audacity of Mediocre Men - Secret Lives of Mormon Wives (S1 E5-6) · Reality TV Cringe

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Speaker 1: Yes, we are here to talk about mom talk. Yes,
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Speaker 1: we are doubling up. Mom talk, by the way, is
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Speaker 1: secret lives of Mormon wives. We are talking about I
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Speaker 1: think eight girls somewhere in Utah just having a wonderful time.
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Speaker 2: Yeah, pop in.
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Speaker 1: Their pussies, selling vibrators, working, going to Vegas, swinging, married
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Speaker 1: to gay husband.
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Speaker 2: all right, let's get into it. We are starting with
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Speaker 2: season one, episode five, right I think so? Yeah, five
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Speaker 2: and six we have the Book of Broken Vows and
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Speaker 2: then the first Book of sins Vegas. Yeah. The first episode,
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Speaker 2: we kind of start with the aftermath of Macy's little
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Speaker 2: birthday get away, and Whitney has left the group chat. Yeah,
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Speaker 2: because she hates everybody unsurreptitiously. Is that a word?
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Speaker 1: I mean, just like out of the blue, just leaves
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Speaker 1: without any warning, without talking to anybody in advance. She
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Speaker 1: just pieces out of the group chat, and she expects
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Speaker 1: everybody to come running and asking her why.
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Speaker 2: Whitney, where did you go? Why did you leave? But
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Speaker 2: lo and behold, nobody does. No one does. And Whnny's
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Speaker 2: telling us on the camera that she doesn't care. She's like,
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Speaker 2: I didn't do it to get any reaction, but you
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Speaker 2: did because you're upset that nobody's calling you. And then
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Speaker 2: she's telling her dumb husband, if one of the other
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Speaker 2: girls left the group chat, I would be calling every day.
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Speaker 2: I'd be texting, I'd be asking them if they were okay.
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Speaker 2: Nobody's doing that to me, right, And.
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Speaker 1: She's but hr she is, and she should stop. Yeah,
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Speaker 1: and she should take a moment and wonder to herself.
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Speaker 1: I wonder why they're not reaching out. Is it something
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Speaker 1: that I'm giving in this group? Is it something I
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Speaker 1: am doing that's causing them to not want to reach
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Speaker 1: out when I'm clearly in pain. The answer is yes,
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Speaker 1: what could it be? And then do some self reflection. Yeah,
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Speaker 1: but she does not have the capacity for any inner insight. No,
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Speaker 1: she's completely vapid yep and translucent. Yeah, and she doesn't
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Speaker 1: think she did anything wrong. I mean, last week she's
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Speaker 1: in there telling Macy, yeah, I would do it again.
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Speaker 1: I would talk shit behind your back again.
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Speaker 2: And then she cried though, Yeah, and she cried about it. Yeah,
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Speaker 2: she would because she felt like everyone was coming for her. Yeah,
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Speaker 2: because you suck and you're talking about everybody to everybody
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Speaker 2: else yep, and they're calling you on it. She's a
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Speaker 2: bad person and a bad friend, and she's got bad
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Speaker 2: fashion sense. Oh my god, what is up with her outfits?
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Speaker 2: I don't know what is she wearing? I don't know.
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Speaker 2: She likes black and white a lot. It's cringe. It's bad.
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Speaker 2: It's like you have a gay husband, like he should
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Speaker 2: dress you up a little bit better. Pilgrim fashion. It's
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Speaker 2: a really bad potanical. It's embarrassing. But she has come
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Speaker 2: to know of a party that's coming up that she's
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Speaker 2: not invited to because she left the group chat and
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Speaker 2: it's Leyla's divorce party, so she's kind of debating like
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Speaker 2: what or not she's gonna show up. She ends up
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Speaker 2: showing up mm hmm, uninvited in a terrible dress, in
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Speaker 2: a horrible dress, looking like a pilgrim with her gay husband, which,
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Speaker 2: by the way, she made a TikTok just recently making
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Speaker 2: a joke about the fact that he's gay.
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Speaker 1: I'm sure she was joking because there are people out there,
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Speaker 1: you and me talking about him being gay, which I
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Speaker 1: cannot confirm, nor deny, nor do.
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Speaker 3: I wish to.
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Speaker 2: I'm gonna confirm, you can't confirm. So she addressed it
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Speaker 2: with a joke. Well, yeah, like she did some sound
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Speaker 2: or whatever that's like going viral right now about you know,
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Speaker 2: girls with their little gay husband or whatever. And she
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Speaker 2: did it with her husband and he apparently didn't know
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Speaker 2: that she was doing it with this sound, and he
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Speaker 2: like pushed her. She's like heavy with child right in
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Speaker 2: this video, and he shoves her like hardcore really because
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Speaker 2: and then he does this like macha thing like no, macho,
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Speaker 2: I'm not gay in the video and everyone's like this
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Speaker 2: ain't it because you know, she's just like it from
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Speaker 2: the valley, Like she's in the comment section, she's seeing
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Speaker 2: what everybody's saying about her. You know everybody thinks your
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Speaker 2: husband's gay. Yeah, you know, everybody thinks that he was
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Speaker 2: on Grider and not Tinder, and then you make this video.
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Speaker 1: Yeah, I think she's just trying to poke fun at
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Speaker 1: the fact that people are talking about it.
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Speaker 2: I don't know about that. Yeah, I don't know. I
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Speaker 2: don't know. I thought it was weird. So anyway, Whitney
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Speaker 2: left the group chat. She is showing up uninvited to
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Speaker 2: Layla's divorce party. Then she confronts Jesse.
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Speaker 1: Jesse yes, because when Whitney was getting confronted at Macy's
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Speaker 1: birthday party, Jesse said something like, yeah, it's the general
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Speaker 1: perception of the group, Whitney that you sidle up and
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Speaker 1: get close to one person and then you use them
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Speaker 1: for what they can give you, and then as soon
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Speaker 1: as you're done with them, you move on to the
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Speaker 1: next person. Then you talk mad shit about the person
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Speaker 1: you just dumped. That's pretty much how everybody feels. And furthermore,
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Speaker 1: Jesse went on to say, it's like everybody's talking shit
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Speaker 1: about you. Everybody here has had something to say about you,
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Speaker 1: and Whitney is sitting there shocked. You can just see
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Speaker 1: she did not expect to hear this news. She also
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Speaker 1: says that she feels like Jesse's taking a perverse little
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Speaker 1: pleasure of telling her this information, this traumatizing information, in
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Speaker 1: the middle of this party.
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Speaker 2: Amatizing, she starts crying.
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Speaker 1: Yeah, and she immediately wants to leave because she doesn't
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Speaker 1: know how to actually use her big girl words and
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Speaker 1: have a conversation that she's not controlling well.
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Speaker 2: And it's so silly because she's like shocked that everyone's
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Speaker 2: talking about her. But I'm like, you're literally talking to
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Speaker 2: shit about everybody else, So why are you surprised? If
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Speaker 2: you're gonna dish it, you gotta take it right. She cannot, No,
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Speaker 2: she can't at all because she thinks she's so great, Like,
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Speaker 2: what did I do wrong? Kind of like Cody Brown, say,
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Speaker 2: another Mormon that we know in love? Yes, so I did.
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Speaker 2: Like that Jesse was just so candid and just being like, yeah,
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Speaker 2: nobody likes you. We're all talking about you. It's really good. Yeah,
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Speaker 2: why you suck? Yeah. So that's pretty much it for
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Speaker 2: that episode. It's not much going on, and then we
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Speaker 2: have the next one. Before we go, let's.
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Speaker 1: Have a little convo about Layla. Now, Leayla is oh, yeah,
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Speaker 1: who is getting divorced. She is twenty two years old.
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Speaker 2: She has never had an orgasm.
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Speaker 1: She is a woman of color who is a Mormon.
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Speaker 1: And we've already talked about how.
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Speaker 2: Fascinating to Adelia.
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Speaker 1: But she is an interesting person and she's super excited
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Speaker 1: about her future and about being a single woman, even
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Speaker 1: though I think she has two children. Yeah, we learned
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Speaker 1: that she married her ex husband when she was nineteen
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Speaker 1: years old. So another one of these young girls who's
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Speaker 1: just like infiltrated and doctrinated by the culture and the
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Speaker 1: just kind of does what the culture tells them to do.
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Speaker 1: I think she's really sweet. I want very much for
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Speaker 1: her to break out of the mold of Mormonism, yeah,
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Speaker 1: and the mold of these girls, because all of these
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Speaker 1: girls talk like each other, act like each other, dressed
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Speaker 1: like each other, and I just feel her like assimilating
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Speaker 1: into the borg of these Mormon girls. And I'm like,
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Speaker 1: I want to know you, Leilah. Yeah, I want to
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Speaker 1: know your story. I'm not really learning a lot, but
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Speaker 1: I'm just saying. In season two, I would like to
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Speaker 1: platform and senter Layla more.
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Speaker 2: I agree, like I actually really liked hearing from her
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Speaker 2: and talking about her backstory, Like she was mentioning something
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Speaker 2: about like her family. She's actually not close with any
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Speaker 2: of them. She hasn't talked to any of her family.
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Speaker 2: So that's why she married so young and married into
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Speaker 2: this guy's family because she liked his family and they
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Speaker 2: kind of accepted her, but then she realized their relationship
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Speaker 2: was toxic. Gaf oh. Also, she had kind of a
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Speaker 2: shotgun wedding because she got enocked girl even though she
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Speaker 2: ain't had no orgasms. The man is Yeah, unfortunately, that
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Speaker 2: just makes me so angry. That's so as a woman
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Speaker 2: of a certain age. Yeah, but like with young men,
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Speaker 2: they don't necessarily know how to give a woman an orgast.
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Speaker 2: It's unfortunate. But like learn, I mean, like get a book.
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Speaker 2: Isn't it supposed to be better for the man anyway? Ryan,
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Speaker 2: we explore, like, I mean, what are we doing?
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Speaker 1: I just I feel really sad for her and also
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Speaker 1: for like a culture that thinks it's okay that men
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Speaker 1: don't need to try hard, work hard for the woman's pleasure.
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Speaker 1: That's where Demi is based She's like, I hope she
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Speaker 1: finds somebody who is concerned about her and about what
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Speaker 1: she needs and her emotions and her pleasure.
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Speaker 2: Yeah, thank you very much. I love that. I hope
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Speaker 2: we get to see her like date around and me too.
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Speaker 2: I want to see her journey. Yeah. I just hope
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Speaker 2: she picks a better man than like, you know, zachar
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Speaker 2: to cut up. Well.
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Speaker 1: I mean, at the end of this party that she's
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Speaker 1: having for her divorce, the whitest man who ever existed
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Speaker 1: in all of Mormonism approaches her because he's got a
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Speaker 1: crush on her, And I'm like, don't repeat the same pattern,
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Speaker 1: don't do it, disrupt the pattern, get out of the
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Speaker 1: pattern and go and find somebody different, or just don't
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Speaker 1: find anybody at all. Go to therapy and learn to
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Speaker 1: love yourself and find out who you are and what
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Speaker 1: is your identity outside of the boorg yep.
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Speaker 2: Maybe explore your sexicality a little bit, a vibrator. Maybe
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Speaker 2: you should swing a little bit, have some fun some
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Speaker 2: young once. I'm for real, God, if I.
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Speaker 1: Could be twenty two years solo, I would, girl, girl,
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Speaker 1: I know a path of destruction, A.
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Speaker 3: Path of destruction for real.
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Speaker 2: There's actual destruction. There's some holes in this ouse. Yeah.
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Speaker 2: And then we have the next episode, the first book
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Speaker 2: of s Yeah, and we have everybody getting their hair
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Speaker 2: done at Jesse's Hair, Slaunches Hair. And nobody's heard from
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Speaker 2: Whitney since the divorce party when she tried to make
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Speaker 2: it all about herself when she was crying. No one
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Speaker 2: cur nobody curs. Whitney also unfollowed everybody in the group
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Speaker 2: on social.
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Speaker 1: Media, and they're just laughing about it. Like Whitney's making
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Speaker 1: these dramatic statements, and everybody's just like, oh my god,
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Speaker 1: drama queen.
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Speaker 2: We don't care. We're not going to inquire what's going
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Speaker 2: on with you.
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Speaker 3: We don't care.
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Speaker 2: It's so petty and so dramatic, and like Whitney's like, no,
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Speaker 2: I didn't do it as some performative statement. Yes you did.
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Speaker 2: Of course you did. Of course you did. Girl so vapid,
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Speaker 2: so annoying. If she's gonna be on season two, she.
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Speaker 1: Has going to be on season two. She just announced
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Speaker 1: that she's going to come back for season two because
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Speaker 1: she's a clout goblin. She has to be on television.
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Speaker 2: She's not well.
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Speaker 1: She's going to be part of Mom talk, she's coming back.
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Speaker 1: She also wants to be a trad wife. Can we
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Speaker 1: just get to that and tradwife? Yeah, well she went
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Speaker 1: to the farm, oh to see all like how people
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Speaker 1: do farms.
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Speaker 2: Yeah, She's like, I'm really.
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Speaker 1: Attracted to the lifestyle, but like, I don't know anything
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Speaker 1: about it. Can you tell me more? I guarantee she's
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Speaker 1: been watching Ballerina Farm on YouTube and she's like, when
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Speaker 1: my god, that fantastic. I want to be the Ballerina Farm. Yes,
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Speaker 1: and that's what she's doing.
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Speaker 2: One thousands has no substance, no nothing, is she even there? No,
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Speaker 2: she's soulless, she's not real. And then we have the
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Speaker 2: Vulva painting party to celebrate Jesse's labioblasty.
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Speaker 1: I don't need to see that. I realize that many
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Speaker 1: of us here today have I realize, so we have labia. Okay,
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Speaker 1: we all have our own situations happening. But I don't
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Speaker 1: want you to paint it.
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Speaker 2: No, I don't want you to articulate it. I don't
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Speaker 2: want to talk.
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Speaker 1: I would actually like to pretend that you don't have
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Speaker 1: a vagina. I don't I already here has any genitals whatsoever.
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Speaker 1: I would prefer to live in a world we're all
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Speaker 1: we're all Ken dolls or Barbie dolls. Yeah, but painting
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Speaker 1: your cookie, oh.
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Speaker 2: Your fat cat, your razor plane. That's the extent of
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Speaker 2: what I want to know. I don't want to know
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Speaker 2: anything else about. I don't call her that. The only
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Speaker 2: reason I do that is to scandalize. I know, Well,
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Speaker 2: because it's funny, it is, but this was weird. I
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Speaker 2: don't want to I don't want you. Was just candidly
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Speaker 2: talking about how loose her pussy lips were. So let's
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Speaker 2: get this right.
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Speaker 1: She's getting a labia plastic yeah, which, as I understand
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Speaker 1: it is like a portion of her roast beef meat
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Speaker 1: curtains are outside the body and not in, and so
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Speaker 1: the doctor's going to cut them off.
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Speaker 2: Well, it's her labia. We're saggy. They're saggy after they
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Speaker 2: get saggy. I guess after pregnancy. I don't know after
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Speaker 2: I guess for her.
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Speaker 1: So she pushed out her babies and parts of her
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Speaker 1: they never tighten back.
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Speaker 2: They never went back in. Yes, so she wants cutting
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Speaker 2: it off to get them snipped, to make it look
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Speaker 2: nice and tat okay for her husband. I guess, Well,
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Speaker 2: I know that.
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Speaker 1: There are women out there who don't like the look
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Speaker 1: of their punani and they want to get a surgical
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Speaker 1: intervention so they feel better about themselves. And I'm a
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Speaker 1: one hundred percent in favor of that. I just don't
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Speaker 1: want you to paint it for me, nor do I
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Speaker 1: want you to have a party about it, nor do
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Speaker 1: I want to hear about your what you refer to
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Speaker 1: as meat curtains.
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Speaker 2: I know, I'm just so graphic. I feel like we.
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Speaker 1: Should get away from that for women. I feel like
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Speaker 1: throughout history people have just been so mocking of our
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Speaker 1: sacred part. It's terrible, Like we don't need women to
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Speaker 1: be doing the same thing.
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Speaker 2: And this is like such a housewives trope. Now we
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Speaker 2: have the yoni steam, we have all this stuff, and
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Speaker 2: now we have labiaplasties, Like all these other girls are
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Speaker 2: going to do the same fucking thing. You know it,
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Speaker 2: I guess.
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Speaker 1: I mean, if they've got some meat curtains going on,
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Speaker 1: but not everybody has that.
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Speaker 2: I mean, I don't I.
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Speaker 1: Know her either.
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Speaker 2: I'm just like I've had a child like my I
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Speaker 2: don't have a prolapsed anything like that. I don't know.
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Speaker 1: Girls. I just feel like you shouldn't be talking. You
15:18
Speaker 1: could go ahead and talk about I'm a boomer. I
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Speaker 1: get it, I'm sure, but I'm just like, I don't
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Speaker 1: need to hear about this.
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Speaker 2: See, And I'm like, of the philosophy. I'm like, just
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Speaker 2: love yourself, just accept yourself.
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Speaker 1: Yeah, and all your elastic bits exactly, like there's nothing
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Speaker 1: wrong with you.
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Speaker 2: But whatever. She gets her labioplasty, she gets a boob
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Speaker 2: job done at the same time. This is like our
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Speaker 2: third fucking boob job.
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Speaker 1: BAC girl is rich. So she's so rich providing for
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Speaker 1: her weird ass, nerdy husband.
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Speaker 2: Her broke gass husband.
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Speaker 1: Right, she's the bread winner. She's on mom Talks. So
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Speaker 1: she's making hundreds of thousands or millions of dollars through
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Speaker 1: bran deals. Plus she's got her own salon. Yeah, she's
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Speaker 1: tricking out her hair and the hair of everybody else.
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Speaker 1: She's making so much money she can just be like,
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Speaker 1: I'm gonna get my boobs done, I'm gonna get my
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Speaker 1: boobston again, I'm gonna cut up my vagina. I'm gonna
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Speaker 1: put some fucking fillers in my face. Thirty one years old.
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Speaker 2: I know, And I'm like, that's great, But your husband
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Speaker 2: sounds terrible because he's like bitching about how he can't
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Speaker 2: have sex with her for six weeks. Right, He's like,
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Speaker 2: what about your mouth though, which I.
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Speaker 1: Don't say about your mouth? Does that still work while
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Speaker 1: you're healing from your labya plastic? It's so fucking he's
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Speaker 1: gross looking. In the factor, all of these men are unattractive.
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Speaker 1: All of them are terrible, I mean objectively unattractive. And
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Speaker 1: you're dealing with women who yes, look like each other
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Speaker 1: and are part of the kind of plastic situation, but
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Speaker 1: their husbands they're all nerdy, gross, terrible.
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Speaker 3: Zach Affleck looks like Gary Busey. Zach Affleck looks like
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Speaker 3: skeletor Dude. Zach Affleck is like a very unattractive, unappealing person.
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Speaker 3: I don't know what jen Ever saw in him. And
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Speaker 3: all of these men.
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Speaker 1: Connor Dakota, Connor Dakota, I mean, Dakota's such a boy.
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Speaker 2: I'm like, he took Macy's photo shoot and I'm like,
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Speaker 2: put that right back on. But I think the only
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Speaker 2: man that's like okay is maybe Demise man Brett. Yeah,
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Speaker 2: I mean because he's older.
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Speaker 1: Yeah, he's a nondescript, middle aged white dude, boring white guy. Yeah,
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Speaker 1: I mean like there's nothing going with Demi's a goddess,
17:15
Speaker 1: She's gorgeous. These women don't value themselves enough, putting up
17:20
Speaker 1: with these men, putting up with these Dakotas and these Zachs.
17:23
Speaker 1: I could never Oh, I would be burying bodies, honey,
17:26
Speaker 1: for real. I would be a mass murderer of me.
17:28
Speaker 2: Do not get it. I do not get it at all.
17:33
Speaker 2: And speaking of Dakota, he's a piece of shit. We
17:36
Speaker 2: have Taylor talking to her mom about how her and
17:40
Speaker 2: Dakota are like NonStop fighting. They call him together to
17:45
Speaker 2: confront him about how he's acting with Taylor. It's like
17:49
Speaker 2: this whole fucking drama that follows the whole episode because
17:53
Speaker 2: Taylor's mad that he lied to her at the beginning
17:55
Speaker 2: of their relationship, he was fucking around, and now he's
17:59
Speaker 2: got her pregnant. It he's probably doing drugs still.
18:03
Speaker 1: Probably fucking around still probably still, So he doesn't pick
18:06
Speaker 1: up the phone, and so then her mother that class
18:09
Speaker 1: act says, text him that you're going into labor.
18:12
Speaker 2: Yeah, he'll probably.
18:13
Speaker 1: Call right away, which she does, and he calls. Yeah,
18:16
Speaker 1: that's actually so manipulative, though.
18:18
Speaker 2: Totally, but it's kind of great. It was just like damn,
18:22
Speaker 2: I mean, but he wasn't going to answer any other way,
18:25
Speaker 2: and she needed an answer. I guess. I don't know.
18:28
Speaker 2: I'm like, girl, you are fucking your whole life of
18:30
Speaker 2: having a kid with this guy.
18:32
Speaker 1: Yeah, but she didn't marry him, No, and they have
18:34
Speaker 1: since broken up. Yeah, so she was listening to her intuition,
18:38
Speaker 1: which you got to give her credit for.
18:39
Speaker 2: But is this dope ass loser gonna pay her child support? Dope? Ass?
18:43
Speaker 2: I mean dope as well? Oh yeah, dope not do
18:48
Speaker 2: no he dope? Yeah?
18:50
Speaker 1: Well, I mean yeah, make him pay child support?
18:54
Speaker 2: What? Well, even if he's gonna work is a.
18:55
Speaker 1: Construction at McDonald's, worker at McDonald's, Yeah, those wages, and
19:00
Speaker 1: he's gonna have to support that child?
19:02
Speaker 2: My god, Yes, he is a law whoser. He is
19:05
Speaker 2: so lame and I like Taylor Actually.
19:07
Speaker 1: Yeah, Taylor's all right. I mean she's stupid though, so
19:10
Speaker 1: fucking does Why are you with him? I mean the
19:12
Speaker 1: way she tells it when she's talking to Macy, which
19:14
Speaker 1: is I don't know. When we get to that, Macy
19:16
Speaker 1: comes over because she's gonna have a conversation with Dakota,
19:19
Speaker 1: because Taylor wants Dakota and Macy to hash it out,
19:23
Speaker 1: like the way he talks about it, and Taylor talks
19:25
Speaker 1: about it like Dakota fucked a girl, then he spent
19:29
Speaker 1: a week fucking Taylor, and then right after that week
19:32
Speaker 1: he went to another girl, a different girl, and fucked
19:33
Speaker 1: that girl too.
19:34
Speaker 2: And this guy wants Taylor to be a good Mormon
19:37
Speaker 2: girl and wants her to be committed to him and
19:39
Speaker 2: marry him, marry him right away. But like, Taylor, why
19:42
Speaker 2: are you with him?
19:43
Speaker 1: Though?
19:43
Speaker 2: For real, if some guy did me that way, I'd
19:45
Speaker 2: be like, Okay, peace out, No way, we're not going
19:48
Speaker 2: to be together. Well, well, we didn't have a commitment.
19:51
Speaker 1: Nonetheless, you're banging me for an entire week straight, like
19:55
Speaker 1: there is an implication, there's a suggestion of potential exclusivity. Yeah,
20:00
Speaker 1: and or let's at least talk about it before you
20:02
Speaker 1: start railing some other chick.
20:04
Speaker 2: Right, But he's a dumb man. He's so fucking stupid.
20:09
Speaker 2: And people are on Reddit are actually talking about how
20:12
Speaker 2: they think he's like abusing Taylor or something, because like
20:15
Speaker 2: she's kind of showing the signs like she's like really
20:19
Speaker 2: sad anytimes she's talking about it, especially in these episodes,
20:22
Speaker 2: and I'm like, first I thought, maybe it's just because
20:25
Speaker 2: she's pregnant, she's hormones and stuff, like, it's a lot,
20:28
Speaker 2: it's a lot what she's going through. But then I'm like,
20:30
Speaker 2: I don't know the way he's like attached to her
20:33
Speaker 2: at the hip, Like when they go to Vegas and
20:36
Speaker 2: him and Zach have to be there on the on
20:38
Speaker 2: this girl's trip because they want to be close to
20:42
Speaker 2: their girls, and both these women Jen and Taylor, they're like, yeah, well,
20:45
Speaker 2: it's just because they love us too much.
20:48
Speaker 1: Oh and because I'm thirty six weeks pregnant and he
20:51
Speaker 1: wants to be there in case anything happens.
20:53
Speaker 2: Yeah, Zach and Dakota.
20:56
Speaker 1: Dakota sorry on the script white Guy number two want
21:00
Speaker 1: to be there because they need to control the situation.
21:02
Speaker 1: Both of these men are not bread winners. Both of
21:05
Speaker 1: these men do not fucking work. Both of these men
21:09
Speaker 1: are living off the teat and the largest of these
21:11
Speaker 1: women and they presume to go on a girl's trip
21:14
Speaker 1: to Vegas and then tell them what they can and
21:16
Speaker 1: cannot do.
21:16
Speaker 2: It's wild and all of the girls see it in
21:19
Speaker 2: the group and of course all of them are calling
21:21
Speaker 2: it out. They're like, of course the two most controlling
21:23
Speaker 2: men have to be here on our girls trip because
21:27
Speaker 2: they don't trust their women. Like all the other men
21:30
Speaker 2: don't give a fun, No, go have fun, go to
21:32
Speaker 2: Chipendale's ster like er have fun? Cool? I get to
21:35
Speaker 2: watch porn all weekend and like, bye, I'm gonna hang
21:37
Speaker 2: out in my house that you're paying for, by the way,
21:39
Speaker 2: because thanks for that.
21:40
Speaker 1: All these men right are brogue living off these girls. Yes,
21:44
Speaker 1: but at least they're going like let them go and
21:46
Speaker 1: have let them have some fun, don't give them a
21:48
Speaker 1: hard time for it. But like Taylor and Dakota show
21:52
Speaker 1: up to Zach and Jen's house because they're all driving
21:54
Speaker 1: to Vegas together fighting.
21:57
Speaker 2: Yeah, Like Jen shows.
21:58
Speaker 1: Up, she's crying, m M yeah. I would be so chagrined, mortified,
22:03
Speaker 1: embarrassed to show up to your house crying about my
22:06
Speaker 1: dumb ass husband.
22:07
Speaker 2: Oh my god, that's crazy to me. And then Dakota
22:09
Speaker 2: shows up and starts fighting with Taylor in their in
22:13
Speaker 2: their hack, and he's like crying and accusing her of
22:18
Speaker 2: not trusting him, and they don't know where they're standing.
22:20
Speaker 2: I'm like, why are you having this public fighting in front.
22:22
Speaker 1: Of people, making such a spectacle in front of our
22:26
Speaker 1: friends in their home, so much so that they have
22:29
Speaker 1: to walk away, leave their own living room so you
22:31
Speaker 1: guys can continue to fight.
22:32
Speaker 2: That's crazy. That's so toxic everywhere. And then when they
22:36
Speaker 2: get in the car to go, Dakota is like smart
22:40
Speaker 2: enough to be like, no, I love you, let me
22:43
Speaker 2: hug it out. I love you so much, all for
22:45
Speaker 2: the camera and so too much. Ew I love you
22:49
Speaker 2: so much. It's too much that I love you.
22:51
Speaker 1: That's why there's so many problems in like, oh god,
22:53
Speaker 1: red flags, co dependent, toxic, so so toxic.
22:58
Speaker 2: Yes, And then we get to Vegas and the guys
23:02
Speaker 2: are there in this hotel room with all the girls,
23:05
Speaker 2: and the girls are like, can you fucking leave now? Yeah?
23:07
Speaker 1: Well, actually, Demi's like we need some rules. Yeah, the
23:10
Speaker 1: rules are y'all can't be here.
23:11
Speaker 2: Bye, no boys allowed. Go back to the hotel, like
23:13
Speaker 2: we're here to have a girl strip, Like what the
23:14
Speaker 2: fuck are you doing here in the first place? Yep.
23:17
Speaker 2: And before that, I think is when Jen has a
23:20
Speaker 2: conversation with Zach and is like Zach saying something like
23:24
Speaker 2: I'm gonna play poker, and she's like, oh really, well okay, like,
23:28
Speaker 2: don't lose all her money. I'm giving you twenty five
23:31
Speaker 2: hundred dollars and you better not lose it. And then
23:35
Speaker 2: Jenn and her talking head is like defending him and
23:37
Speaker 2: being like, I don't want to make it seem like
23:39
Speaker 2: he's got a problem or that he's an addict, you know,
23:42
Speaker 2: I just like want him to be responsible with our money,
23:45
Speaker 2: but like I trust him. He's like a good.
23:46
Speaker 1: Guy, which means he's got a problem and he's an addict.
23:50
Speaker 1: And he gambles away her harder money.
23:53
Speaker 2: Money and then yells at her for going to Chimpindale.
23:56
Speaker 1: Well, let's get to Chippendale. So Jesse has planned a
23:59
Speaker 1: night out. It's Macy's birthday? Is this for Macy? Who?
24:02
Speaker 2: I don't know. I think it's Layla, That's right, it
24:04
Speaker 2: was Layla's. This is like that.
24:06
Speaker 1: So Jesse has procured a party van and they head
24:11
Speaker 1: on over to a surprised location, which ends up being
24:14
Speaker 1: Chip and Dale's. And of course Jen asked Zach previous
24:18
Speaker 1: to this, like what would you do if we ended
24:20
Speaker 1: up at like some strip joint? And he's like, well,
24:22
Speaker 1: how would you feel being divorced with two kids, feel
24:26
Speaker 1: good about that. That's what would happen, so threatening their marriage.
24:29
Speaker 1: So Jen's already like, oh my god, that could never happen.
24:32
Speaker 1: And I think Taylor is a little concerned also with
24:34
Speaker 1: what Dakota.
24:35
Speaker 2: Might do if she goes to a strip club.
24:37
Speaker 1: But they get into the sprinter van into the party
24:39
Speaker 1: then and they head over to you guessed it, Chipendale's, which,
24:43
Speaker 1: by the way, is the most vanilla nothing burger whatever
24:47
Speaker 1: stripped tea's entertainment show available.
24:51
Speaker 2: It's a Vegas group thing. Yeah, it's fun, It's who cares,
24:55
Speaker 2: it's Vegas. And Jen is like so scared, like you
24:58
Speaker 2: can see it on her face. She's like, oh fuck,
25:01
Speaker 2: I'm screwed. I think she ends up texting Zach or
25:05
Speaker 2: something to like tell him. Taylor texts Dakota first, yeah,
25:09
Speaker 2: and then she ends up calling Zach. Taylor calls Zach. No,
25:13
Speaker 2: Jen calls that. Jen calls Zac, and then she ends
25:16
Speaker 2: up crying because he's staying on the phone like yelling
25:19
Speaker 2: at her, We're gonna get a fucking divorce. And she
25:22
Speaker 2: feels terrible because she hasn't fucking done anything wrong, and
25:25
Speaker 2: it's so wild to me. Because prior to this, when
25:29
Speaker 2: they dropped everybody off at like the hotel or whatever,
25:32
Speaker 2: and Demi was like, okay, no boys allowed, like bye.
25:36
Speaker 2: The girls are asking the guys, and I think they
25:39
Speaker 2: ask Zach like are you gonna be okay like with
25:41
Speaker 2: whatever we do this weekend? Like are you gonna have
25:43
Speaker 2: a problem? And Zach straight up says to the girls, Yeah,
25:46
Speaker 2: she can do whatever she wants. I trust her. But
25:48
Speaker 2: then they go to Chippendale's and he fucking screams at
25:51
Speaker 2: her while he's probably at the poker table gambling her
25:54
Speaker 2: money away, Yes, using her money, losing her money, the mandacity. Yeah,
25:59
Speaker 2: I just I can't. Yeah, Like why did these women
26:02
Speaker 2: stay with these men?
26:04
Speaker 1: That is the I think that's the overarching question that
26:08
Speaker 1: really confounds me. Like, you guys have so much going
26:11
Speaker 1: for you. You have these incredible careers, this fame, you have,
26:15
Speaker 1: these children, You can create any life that you want.
26:18
Speaker 1: Why are you settling for these bum ass dudes.
26:21
Speaker 2: Who treat you like shit? Right and act like you're
26:24
Speaker 2: being such a terrible wife by going to some group
26:27
Speaker 2: strip club with these gay guys. Yeah, it's pretty much.
26:33
Speaker 2: I mean, like most of these strippers are like not straight,
26:36
Speaker 2: so like, I just it's wild to me. Yeah, it's
26:38
Speaker 2: so insecure, it's so dumb. I know that there's like
26:41
Speaker 2: some clips. I've seen some, but I haven't watched the
26:44
Speaker 2: rest of the episodes, but like, I know, it gets
26:46
Speaker 2: much worse between Zach and Jen, like he has sense
26:51
Speaker 2: a huge text to her, I think, and then they
26:53
Speaker 2: have like a confrontation. It becomes like a whole thing.
26:57
Speaker 2: But I hate Zach and I hate Dakota.
26:59
Speaker 1: I hate them both as we are like any of
27:01
Speaker 1: the husbands, well maybe Davy, fine, yeah, but all of
27:05
Speaker 1: them are losers.
27:05
Speaker 2: All of them are terrible, like really really terrible. Well
27:08
Speaker 2: maybe Macy's husband's not terrible. He didn't care. Yeah, he
27:12
Speaker 2: was like I trust you, yeah, like you're a babe.
27:15
Speaker 2: Just come back to me and suck my dick. It's fine, right,
27:17
Speaker 2: you know what I mean. Like that's a real man,
27:20
Speaker 2: but not these other losers. And then we had Whitney
27:24
Speaker 2: with her homesteadying with horses shitting on the screen.
27:27
Speaker 1: I literally fast forwarded it, and I'm like, I shouldn't
27:30
Speaker 1: do this because I'm supposed to recap it, but like
27:32
Speaker 1: I'm just not going to watch that. It's so contrived. Yeah,
27:36
Speaker 1: she doesn't really care. She doesn't know anything about it.
27:38
Speaker 1: It's just a waste of time.
27:39
Speaker 2: It's just a trend that she's following too, and it's
27:42
Speaker 2: just another funnel for her to be Like, I can't
27:44
Speaker 2: believe the girls haven't talked to me. Well, nobody cares
27:47
Speaker 2: about you. Yeah, that's why you're pouring. Ask yourself why,
27:50
Speaker 2: and you're a bitch.
27:51
Speaker 3: You're the end.
27:54
Speaker 2: So we only have two more episodes after this, So
27:56
Speaker 2: what are we going to cover after they're done?
27:58
Speaker 1: I have no idea. I don't want to just jump
28:00
Speaker 1: into something that we don't feel passionate about. Yeah, like
28:03
Speaker 1: enjoy around.
28:04
Speaker 2: We have to be, so we have to.
28:05
Speaker 1: Maybe we'll just not cover anything on the general pod
28:08
Speaker 1: and we'll continue to create other than Sister Wives. Yeah,
28:11
Speaker 1: continue to create content on Patreon. Un Tailor's show presents
28:14
Speaker 1: itself that.
28:15
Speaker 2: We want to cover. Yeah, makes us excited. Yeah, want
28:18
Speaker 2: to cover Have you been watching ninety Days? No, but
28:21
Speaker 2: I've been hearing all of the crazy I watch my
28:24
Speaker 2: thoughts of course. Yeah. We love Poe.
28:26
Speaker 1: We love Poe the Potato and she's covering I think
28:29
Speaker 1: it's before the ninety Days with that crazy alien lady. Yeah,
28:34
Speaker 1: and that poor blind Nigerian man and then that other
28:38
Speaker 1: hoposexual somewhere in Southeast Asia with gone Rhea, and I
28:43
Speaker 1: mean it looks lit.
28:46
Speaker 2: Maybe we should cover that now. It's well, it's well
28:48
Speaker 2: into the season, well in the episode there, so they're.
28:51
Speaker 1: So long anyway, but I do want to watch it.
28:53
Speaker 1: It does look good.
28:54
Speaker 2: Yeah, I know if people on Patreon have been requesting
28:56
Speaker 2: it because it's just so insane, yeah, which I mean
29:01
Speaker 2: ninety Fiance is great for that, but it's also kind
29:03
Speaker 2: of produced sometimes, so yeah.
29:05
Speaker 1: But the first season with new cast members there's always
29:08
Speaker 1: to be the very best. Yeah, but yeah, we will
29:11
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29:13
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