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Full Show 9-16-26: Alabama's Granny Panties · The Alabama Show On Demand

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  Speaker 1: Stirring the pot, one morning at a time. Welcome to
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  Speaker 1: the Alabama Show.
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  Speaker 2: I have to make a correction.
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  Speaker 3: Okay, go ahead.
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  Speaker 2: Yesterday in Three Things You Need to Know.
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  Speaker 4: Okay.
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  Speaker 2: I said.
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  Speaker 5: The Starbucks Black Cat Frappuccino was out yesterday.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah.
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  Speaker 5: Because the thing that was sent to us from somebody
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  Speaker 5: else said that date.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 5: Then somebody messaged on TikTok and said, no.
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  Speaker 2: You're wrong. And I went to Starbucks this morning on
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  Speaker 2: my way to work.
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  Speaker 5: I asked my barista because I knew that was a
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  Speaker 5: reliable source.
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  Speaker 2: October 22nd.
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  Speaker 3: Straight from the horse's mouth right there.
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  Speaker 2: Yes.
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  Speaker 5: The Black Cat Frappuccino, brand new Frappuccino from Starbucks. It's
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  Speaker 5: going to taste like a chocolate cake. It's got whipped
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  Speaker 5: cream and chocolate cat ears on top, and they have
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  Speaker 5: like a chocolate cookie.
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  Speaker 1: It's going to be good.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, all the fanciness of it.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm ready. I love chocolate. Anyway, good morning.
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  Speaker 3: Good morning.
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  Speaker 2: Thank you for being here. If you're new to the show,
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  Speaker 2: we appreciate you. Thank you so much for listening.
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  Speaker 5: We do all kinds of fun stuff today, 6.50 and 8.50,
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  Speaker 5: what the hell headlines, crazy things people are doing in
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  Speaker 5: the news. If you have good news... We would love
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  Speaker 5: to celebrate your good news with you. Call the show 833-501-BAMA.
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  Speaker 5: It could be maybe you got a raise at work.
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  Speaker 5: It could be something as simple as your husband put
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  Speaker 5: the toilet seat down because that is something to celebrate.
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  Speaker 2: 833-501-2262 is the number. Good morning.
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  Speaker 1: It's what the hell headlines.
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  Speaker 2: What the hell are you talking about?
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  Speaker 1: On the Alabama show.
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  Speaker 5: There's a pumpkin toy this year that sings dirty songs
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  Speaker 5: about his seeds.
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  Speaker 1: What the hell?
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  Speaker 3: You better be playing me this song.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, I have it.
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  Speaker 5: There's a woman on TikTok who's warning parents. By the way,
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  Speaker 5: if you're a parent and you are driving in your
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  Speaker 5: car with your kid right now, you may want to
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  Speaker 5: turn the radio down so your.
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  Speaker 2: Kid doesn't hear it.
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  Speaker 5: But she's saying there's a pumpkin decoration called Jabber and
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  Speaker 5: Jack and this is what he sings.
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  Speaker 3: Who wants to be wicked for one night?
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  Speaker 1: I've kissed for you and it tastes like pumpkin pie.
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  Speaker 2: We'll be wicked.
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  Speaker 3: Okay, we're done.
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  Speaker 2: That's all I needed to hear. Don't buy Jabber and
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  Speaker 2: Jack for your kids.
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  Speaker 1: What the hell? Super easy trivia with the Alabama Show.
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  Speaker 5: 833-501-BAMA is the number to call the show.
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  Speaker 2: Charlene, good morning. What are you doing right now?
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  Speaker 6: I am on my way to work.
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  Speaker 2: Where do you work? What do you do?
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  Speaker 7: I work at an inpatient residential rehab facility.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, awesome. Thanks for what you do. What town are
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  Speaker 2: you in right now? Right now I'm in Empire.
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  Speaker 4: Okay.
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  Speaker 2: How's traffic?
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  Speaker 6: Well, I just left my house, so not bad. I
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  Speaker 6: hadn't hit the interstate yet.
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  Speaker 2: Okay. Live from the streets. Thank you for letting us
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  Speaker 2: know that.
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  Speaker 5: Okay, Charlene, you want to play super easy trivia for
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  Speaker 5: these tickets to Rock the South?
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  Speaker 2: Absolutely.
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  Speaker 5: All right, let's set you up. I'll ask the questions.
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  Speaker 5: Producer Blake is your lifeline if you need him. Here
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  Speaker 5: is question number one, Charlene. How many letters are in
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  Speaker 5: the alphabet?
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  Speaker 1: 26.
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  Speaker 6: And a girl.
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  Speaker 2: That's it. Next one.
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  Speaker 5: In military time, what time is 2200? That would.
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  Speaker 6: Be 10 p.m.
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  Speaker 4: 10 p.m.
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  Speaker 1: Is it.
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  Speaker 3: Good, good, good, good, good.
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  Speaker 2: And the last one for the win. Charlene, can you
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  Speaker 2: tell me all the colors in the rainbow?
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  Speaker 3: Oh, my gosh.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, gosh.
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  Speaker 2: Remember Roy G.
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  Speaker 5: Biv.
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  Speaker 2: Come on, Red. Let's see.
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  Speaker 4: I'm going to use producer Blake as my last line
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  Speaker 4: on this one.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, Blake. Why me on this one?
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  Speaker 3: Red, orange, yellow, green, blue, indigo, violet.
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  Speaker 2: Good job, buddy.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, my gosh.
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  Speaker 4: Awesome.
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  Speaker 5: Blake for all the hard questions and Charlene congratulations you're
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  Speaker 5: going to rock the south awesome.
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  Speaker 1: Thank you so much it's three things you need to
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  Speaker 1: know with the.
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  Speaker 5: Alabama show Governor Kay Ivey approved the state's first workforce
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  Speaker 5: Pell Grant program earlier this week it's the line worker
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  Speaker 5: training program at Lawson State Community College in Birmingham so
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  Speaker 5: Lawson State partnered with Alabama Power and they're going to
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  Speaker 5: train students using hands-on preparation for careers.
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  Speaker 2: In in the utility industry.
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  Speaker 5: So if you know somebody interested in that, that was
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  Speaker 5: just approved and it's going on at Lawson State Community College.
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  Speaker 5: Justin Bieber and Harry Styles are reportedly at the top
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  Speaker 5: of the list for the 2027 Super Bowl halftime show.
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  Speaker 5: Sources say they are high on Roc Nation's short list, which.
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  Speaker 2: Is Jay-Z and his company.
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  Speaker 5: They have partnered with the NFL and have been in
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  Speaker 5: charge with who's been picking the artist over the last
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  Speaker 5: several years. Justin and Harry are both unlikely to take
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  Speaker 5: the gig if they are approached according to the sources,
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  Speaker 5: but they have not been approached to do the show yet.
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  Speaker 5: And the Super Bowl is scheduled for Valentine's Day this year.
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  Speaker 5: in Englewood, California. I say this year, but next year, 2027.
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  Speaker 5: People are weirded out that Taylor Swift and Tom Cruise
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  Speaker 5: are friends.
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  Speaker 3: I mean, it is an odd duo.
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  Speaker 5: Because he was sitting at the first game of the
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  Speaker 5: season for Travis Kelty and the Kansas City Chiefs sitting
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  Speaker 5: right next to Taylor Swift cheering Travis Kelty on.
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  Speaker 2: And people were like, hold up, what?
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  Speaker 5: He was at their wedding and now people have been
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  Speaker 5: digging into like, when did they become friends?
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  Speaker 2: What is happening?
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  Speaker 5: Apparently, Tom Cruise is a Swifty. And he went to
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  Speaker 5: Taylor Swift's Eros tour in 2024 and was hanging out
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  Speaker 5: with other A-listers in the VIP tent like Ashton Kutcher
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  Speaker 5: and Mila Kunis. And Taylor Swift and Tom Cruise have
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  Speaker 5: been friends ever since.
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  Speaker 3: That's crazy. I would have not suspected them two out
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  Speaker 3: of everybody.
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  Speaker 2: I wonder if he's going to try to get her
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  Speaker 2: to join Scientology.
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  Speaker 3: I've seen the memes. I believe that is a possibility.
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  Speaker 8: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Anyway, that's three things you need to know. More at thealabamashow.com.
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  Speaker 1: You're listening to The Alabama Show On Demand.
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  Speaker 2: Good morning, Larissa. What's your issue for Ask Alabama?
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  Speaker 6: Am I wrong for telling a friend why we didn't
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  Speaker 6: invite her out anymore?
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  Speaker 2: That's why we do Ask Alabama.
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  Speaker 9: If you ever have an issue, especially if it's with friends, family,
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  Speaker 9: or coworkers, we are here to help. 833-501-BAMA is the
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  Speaker 9: number to call the show. Why did you tell a
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  Speaker 9: friend that y'all don't invite her out anymore?
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  Speaker 2: What's going on? Okay.
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  Speaker 5: Okay.
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  Speaker 6: She just talks through the whole thing. Like she would
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  Speaker 6: ask us trivia about the actor. She would tell us
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  Speaker 6: the plot twist and like, you know, just things that
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  Speaker 6: could happen. Just like nonsense or like, you know, maybe
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  Speaker 6: even a spoiler.
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  Speaker 2: Sounds like producer Blight. Okay, easy.
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  Speaker 6: Then we actually went to the movie theater to see
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  Speaker 6: something like Weeks. and i kid you not she kept
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  Speaker 6: whispering to me the whole movie like the whole time
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  Speaker 6: she had something to say it was yeah it was
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  Speaker 6: annoying um and then there's another time one of my
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  Speaker 6: friends she had tickets um for a musical and we
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  Speaker 6: all agreed that we weren't we're gonna invite this.
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  Speaker 5: Girl oh yeah because musicals are not cheap i would
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  Speaker 5: have been mad if somebody talked through the whole yeah
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  Speaker 5: okay Or the people around us.
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  Speaker 6: It's also embarrassing, too.
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  Speaker 2: Like, it's not just us. It's people around us. So
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  Speaker 2: y'all went to that musical without her?
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, so we went to the musical, had an amazing time.
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  Speaker 6: Then we had another movie night. Didn't invite her then either.
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  Speaker 6: But then we went out, we invited her.
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  Speaker 1: Okay.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah. Okay.
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  Speaker 2: Okay.
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  Speaker 6: And honestly, I was blunt about it. And I said straight,
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  Speaker 6: straight up.
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  Speaker 7: I was like, you know, you won't shut up when
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  Speaker 7: we're watching. Well, she got offended, you know, and so
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  Speaker 7: she started texting the friend group.
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  Speaker 6: And so now the whole group's like. Call the show.
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  Speaker 6: 833-501-BEMA is the number. Do you have a friend that's
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  Speaker 6: like this that y'all have to like exclude?
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  Speaker 5: From certain things because they have bad habits. And if
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  Speaker 5: his name is Producer Blake, tell me what he did.
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  Speaker 3: 833-501-PAMA is the number.
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  Speaker 1: That's 833-501-2262.
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  Speaker 2: You are listening to The Alabama Show On Demand.
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  Speaker 5: If you have an annoying friend that you don't invite
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  Speaker 5: out because they get on your nerves, call the show
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  Speaker 5: and tell me who it is and what they do.
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  Speaker 5: 833-501-BAMA is the number.
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  Speaker 2: Andrew, good morning. Are you the friend that doesn't get
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  Speaker 2: invited to things? I am.
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  Speaker 6: I am.
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  Speaker 2: I wonder why.
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  Speaker 4: I have just bad tendencies, bad habits, and my friends
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  Speaker 4: are like, whoa, easy.
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  Speaker 2: So what happened? What was the last thing they told
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  Speaker 2: you you couldn't come to?
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  Speaker 4: A wedding. I got kicked out of the wedding.
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  Speaker 2: You made it to it, and then they made you leave?
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  Speaker 4: Oh, yeah. I thought they were joking the night before.
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  Speaker 4: I still showed up.
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  Speaker 2: What'd you do? What'd you do?
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  Speaker 4: I got trashed and totally destroyed half a restaurant.
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  Speaker 5: Andrew!
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  Speaker 2: And I told the truth.
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  Speaker 3: I told my friend's secret to his future.
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  Speaker 4: Wife and everybody got mad.
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  Speaker 2: Well, alright. I love you. You're not invited to any
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  Speaker 2: of my hangouts.
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  Speaker 4: I'll dance to your wedding.
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  Speaker 1: You're listening to The Alabama Show. The following program is
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  Speaker 1: on demand.
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  Speaker 5: 833-501-BAMA is the number to call the show.
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  Speaker 2: Good morning. Who's this?
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  Speaker 6: This is Kelly from Cenotavia, Mississippi.
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  Speaker 2: Kelly, good morning. How are you doing?
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  Speaker 8: I'm doing great. How are you? Good.
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  Speaker 2: Do you have an annoying friend you want to complain about?
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  Speaker 8: Well, I didn't want to really complain about her because
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  Speaker 8: when we were growing up, she would flirt with everybody,
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  Speaker 8: including our fathers. And we ended up talking with, like, friends,
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  Speaker 8: and I'm like, does she flirt with your father? And
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  Speaker 8: they said, yes. Well, now she's grown up, and she's, like,
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  Speaker 8: one of the best car salesmen ever in, like, high-dollar cars.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, because she's flirting with all the fathers and making
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  Speaker 5: them buy the cars.
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  Speaker 4: Yes.
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  Speaker 8: And so I just realized, and as we're growing up,
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  Speaker 8: it was a benefit because then she would start flirting
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  Speaker 8: and we'd get stuff for free.
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  Speaker 5: Did she end up dating any of y'all's dads when
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  Speaker 5: y'all were of age?
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  Speaker 8: No, and that's the thing is that we realized it
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  Speaker 8: was her personality.
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  Speaker 2: Okay.
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  Speaker 8: And once we started growing up, we were like, this
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  Speaker 8: is annoying. And then all of a sudden we were like,
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  Speaker 8: this is pretty cool. We're getting free stuff. And she
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  Speaker 8: never would carry it past a certain point. But I
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  Speaker 8: was like, this is just her personality. This is amazing.
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  Speaker 2: So have you started flirting now to get the things
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  Speaker 2: that you want?
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  Speaker 8: I just don't have that personality.
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  Speaker 5: Okay.
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  Speaker 2: Well, thank you for calling. That's a great story. I
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  Speaker 2: love that. Thank you for sharing.
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  Speaker 8: All right.
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  Speaker 5: Bye.
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  Speaker 1: It's three things you need to know with the Alabama Show.
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  Speaker 5: Birmingham just approved an $ 82 million hotel near Railroad Park
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  Speaker 5: with a restaurant and retail development.
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  Speaker 2: The hotel is.
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  Speaker 5: Going to have 140 rooms, 2,000 square foot of meeting rooms,
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  Speaker 5: a ballroom, and so much more. They just approved it,
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  Speaker 5: so it'll be a few years before it's built, but
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  Speaker 5: that'll be awesome. Spotify will now let parents exclude kids
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  Speaker 5: from their their music, from their recommendation. It's a new
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  Speaker 5: feature that allows you to turn off the setting that
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  Speaker 5: includes kids music. So it won't pop up in your
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  Speaker 5: personal recommendations anymore. And it works retroactively if you flip
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  Speaker 5: the switch. So if you've already listened to Baby Shark
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  Speaker 5: a million times, it's going to take it off your
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  Speaker 5: list and you won't have to listen to it again.
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  Speaker 5: The Emmy Awards could move to Prime Video in a
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  Speaker 5: historic streaming deal. The Television Academy is in talks right
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  Speaker 5: now with Prime Video, and if it gets finalized, it
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  Speaker 5: would mark the first time in Emmy history that the
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  Speaker 5: telecast does not air on broadcast television.
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  Speaker 3: That's a wild twist. I've never heard of this, anything
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  Speaker 3: like that.
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  Speaker 5: The move would make the Emmys the second major award
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  Speaker 5: show leaving network TV following the Oscars, who announced they
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  Speaker 5: are moving to YouTube starting in 2029.
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  Speaker 3: That's a lot of new stuff coming around.
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  Speaker 5: More people are streaming, so it makes sense. That's three
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  Speaker 5: things you need to know. More at thealabamashow.com.
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  Speaker 1: You're listening to The Alabama Show On Demand.
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  Speaker 2: 833-501-BEMA is the number to call the show. Monique, good morning.
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  Speaker 2: Do you have good news?
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  Speaker 6: Yes, so I actually have two pieces of good news today.
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  Speaker 2: Give them all to me.
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  Speaker 6: All right, so first today is my daughter's 12th birthday.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, okay.
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  Speaker 6: And then the second piece of good news I have
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  Speaker 6: is my son, who's been in the hospital since December 2024,
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  Speaker 6: he got released on Monday.
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  Speaker 2: Yes. That is huge news.
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  Speaker 5: Why can I ask, why has he been in the
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  Speaker 5: hospital so long?
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  Speaker 6: So I had him at 24 weeks.
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  Speaker 2: Okay.
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  Speaker 6: And he's like a nano preemie.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah.
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  Speaker 6: And he just, you know, he had to go through
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  Speaker 6: the rough of it before he could be released.
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  Speaker 5: What a miracle though. That is like, that's amazing.
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  Speaker 2: I mean, what's the first thing you did? Is he
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  Speaker 2: home already or he's about to be released? What's the
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  Speaker 2: first thing that you did when you brought him home?
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  Speaker 6: Oh my God.
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  Speaker 1: What did he do?
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  Speaker 2: What was his face like?
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  Speaker 6: How did he react?
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  Speaker 8: His face was scrunched up most of the time.
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  Speaker 6: Like, what is this?
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  Speaker 1: What are you doing?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, but he'll get, I can't even imagine. So how
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  Speaker 2: old is he now?
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  Speaker 6: He'll be two in December.
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  Speaker 8: So he spent over a year and a half in
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  Speaker 8: the hospital.
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  Speaker 5: What an incredible story.
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  Speaker 2: What hospital was he at? Children's?
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, so he was in Huntsville from December 2024 to
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  Speaker 6: September 2025. And then he got sent to Birmingham.
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  Speaker 5: Man, that is an incredible story. I'm so happy for you.
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  Speaker 5: And thank you so much for calling the show and
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  Speaker 5: for sharing.
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  Speaker 1: You're listening to The Alabama Show On Demand.
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  Speaker 2: A freaking stranger saw me in my underwear yesterday.
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  Speaker 1: What?
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  Speaker 2: How? That's what I asked. Thanks for listening to The
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  Speaker 2: Alabama Show. I'm Alabama with producer Blake. Yesterday.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: I get home. I live in the middle of nowhere, right?
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  Speaker 3: Correct.
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  Speaker 2: You've been to my house. It's very private. It's not
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  Speaker 2: on the street.
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  Speaker 7: It's up.
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  Speaker 3: Yes, it's behind some woods.
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  Speaker 5: Yes.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, you can't even see my house from the street.
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  Speaker 2: So I get home. I take my pants off.
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  Speaker 3: As one does, of course.
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  Speaker 7: Yes.
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  Speaker 2: I'm walking around in.
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  Speaker 5: A T-shirt, my underwear, editing videos, doing some work, getting
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  Speaker 5: stuff done.
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  Speaker 6: Right.
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  Speaker 5: Living my best life, walking around with no pants.
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  Speaker 3: That is the best life.
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  Speaker 1: You're right.
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  Speaker 2: A freaking... I get a call. I'm on a very
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  Speaker 2: important call.
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  Speaker 5: My dogs start barking, so I look out the window,
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  Speaker 5: and I'm like, okay, it's a delivery driver. It's got
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  Speaker 5: to be like Amazon or somebody dropping something off because
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  Speaker 5: it's a regular car, and sometimes Amazon delivers in regular.
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  Speaker 2: Cars, and my mail lady delivers in her personal car.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: So I was like, it's a delivery person.
• 15:57
  Speaker 5: So I keep walking around in my underwear like all
• 16:00
  Speaker 5: is good because they're just going to throw the packages
• 16:02
  Speaker 5: on my porch and leave. Yes.
• 16:04
  Speaker 2: So I keep walking around, playing on my phone, doing
• 16:07
  Speaker 2: this stuff.
• 16:08
  Speaker 5: And then all of a sudden I look up and
• 16:10
  Speaker 5: there's a woman staring at me through my the carport
• 16:14
  Speaker 5: door has a window and you can see into the house.
• 16:18
  Speaker 2: She's just standing there looking at me. So I like jump.
• 16:22
  Speaker 2: I fall to the ground and crawl to my closet
• 16:24
  Speaker 2: and put some pants on.
• 16:26
  Speaker 5: And then I walk out and I go out of
• 16:28
  Speaker 5: out to my front door to walk around.
• 16:31
  Speaker 2: And I was like, excuse me. Can I help you?
• 16:35
  Speaker 3: What does she want?
• 16:37
  Speaker 2: She was a home nurse. She went to the wrong address.
• 16:40
  Speaker 2: She goes, is your.
• 16:41
  Speaker 9: House number 44?
• 16:43
  Speaker 3: I went, no.
• 16:45
  Speaker 1: Not it.
• 16:47
  Speaker 5: Well, man, I was walking around in my underwear and
• 16:49
  Speaker 5: you're just standing in my window looking at my house.
• 16:52
  Speaker 1: What?
• 16:52
  Speaker 3: She got a shot to save a living.
• 16:55
  Speaker 1: She did.
• 16:55
  Speaker 2: She saw my granny panties.
• 16:58
  Speaker 3: That's even worse.
• 17:00
  Speaker 2: That's the worst. I mean, come on.
• 17:03
  Speaker 3: Out of all of them to be wearing, she comes
• 17:06
  Speaker 3: up on the worst day.
• 17:08
  Speaker 2: No, I don't care. I don't want her to see
• 17:10
  Speaker 2: my hot panties. I'd rather you see me in my
• 17:12
  Speaker 2: granny panties.
• 17:13
  Speaker 3: They cover more.
• 17:13
  Speaker 2: It's got more coverage. It's like a bikini bottom. They're
• 17:17
  Speaker 2: just nude. Call the show. 833-501-BAMA is the number. Has
• 17:23
  Speaker 2: this ever happened to you? 833-501-2262.
• 17:26
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• 17:32
  Speaker 2: We're done. You ready to go?
• 17:33
  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, I think so.
• 17:36
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• 17:37
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• 17:40
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