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OUTRO: Is He A Good Bastard? · The Hauraki Big Show

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  Speaker 1: So we're going to record this one that's going to
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  Speaker 3: Hey, I was filming this morning, and guess what you're
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  Speaker 3: feeling filming and I got a dedusion from her. No, no,
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  Speaker 3: no in the script there for you know, on the
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  Speaker 3: on the actual show, I got a douon there you're someone. No,
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  Speaker 3: I got the word heck de doure okay now, Jesus.
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  Speaker 1: Because you told us the line you were saying.
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  Speaker 4: I'm not going to say it, but it was something
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  Speaker 4: sort of to the effect of is this all good?
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  Speaker 1: You know what I mean?
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  Speaker 4: It's like sort of like that, where did you put
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  Speaker 4: the douge?
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  Speaker 3: When I play something on the table?
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  Speaker 4: You said, there's no way they're going to use that.
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  Speaker 3: They will, really, I just snuck it in there.
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  Speaker 1: That's a little bit of that's a little bit of
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  Speaker 1: personality in there.
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  Speaker 3: Yes, Well, they'll be editing it and they'll go, what
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  Speaker 3: the fuck is the do douche that can come and
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  Speaker 3: hear this very weird. I'll be honest with you. You
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  Speaker 3: know it's good. It's good. I'm gonna be honest with you.
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  Speaker 3: Today was one of those days. And I feel I
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  Speaker 3: have variations of this particular theme, but today I sincerely
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  Speaker 3: couldn't be fucked with just everything.
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  Speaker 1: What about the radio show?
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  Speaker 3: And then, weirdly enough, my wife was in exactly the
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  Speaker 3: same move, just just was not into it. And then
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  Speaker 3: when and usually it's just me being a grumpy old bastard,
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  Speaker 3: you know, and carrying on like a whining bastard. Then
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  Speaker 3: when I I went into when I was filming, everyone
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  Speaker 3: on set and everyone I was working with was in
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  Speaker 3: the same mindset. It's a beautiful day up there. But
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  Speaker 3: no one today seems to be fucked.
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  Speaker 1: So you're going around with a miserable expression.
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  Speaker 3: I was, I was still happy.
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  Speaker 1: What's the nominated?
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  Speaker 3: I just couldn't. I just wasn't into it.
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  Speaker 4: You woke up in her of a mood, put your
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  Speaker 4: wife in a bad mood, drive to this mystery TV
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  Speaker 4: show late in a big breakfast by the way, it's
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  Speaker 4: coming back, and got all of them into a bad mood.
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  Speaker 1: No, now you're here pissing me off.
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  Speaker 3: No, it was just one of those feelings that I
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  Speaker 3: had that was of exhaustion and I just couldn't be fun.
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  Speaker 3: But I didn't take it out on anyone. I just
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  Speaker 3: held it within much.
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  Speaker 1: You just sort of you were carrying around a sort
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  Speaker 1: of a hor of a mood.
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  Speaker 3: No, No, I was not hor the mood you had.
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  Speaker 1: Did one of your stony silences? Were you carry around
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  Speaker 1: your stony silence? But this is the thing, we're doing
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  Speaker 1: this a lot.
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  Speaker 3: I was.
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  Speaker 1: I was so.
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  Speaker 3: Just over the day that I actually I reached a
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  Speaker 3: point where I just didn't really care. So I was
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  Speaker 3: not in a horror of the mood.
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  Speaker 1: What do you do when you are in a horror
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  Speaker 1: of the mood?
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  Speaker 3: I tend to be quiet.
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  Speaker 1: I'm quiet as well. I go quiet, I'm dark.
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  Speaker 4: And then my wife will be like all goods over there,
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  Speaker 4: all good and she'd be like hey, babe, and I'll
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  Speaker 4: be like no, I'll pretend I didn't hear her, and
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  Speaker 4: then she'll be like that that's pretty.
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  Speaker 1: And then she and then then she'll be like, ah,
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  Speaker 1: are you grumpy mood? Yeah?
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, And I'll be like, yeah, I'm grumpy, all right,
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  Speaker 4: what about it? And I just didn't know you were grumpy,
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  Speaker 4: and now that I know you're in like something to
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  Speaker 4: that effect, and then instantly I'm not really that grumpy anymore.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, just carry it on.
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  Speaker 3: It's one of those where you you probe or don't probe.
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  Speaker 1: What are you talking about?
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  Speaker 3: Well, you know, when you know your partner. I like,
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  Speaker 3: my wife doesn't really get in bad moods really, but
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  Speaker 3: I put her in some yeah, just by asking if
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  Speaker 3: she is in a bad mood.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, I go.
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  Speaker 3: You in a bad mood, darling, You're a vtt vinigotetes
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  Speaker 3: And she's like, no, I'm not.
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  Speaker 1: Did you do that this morning?
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  Speaker 4: No.
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  Speaker 3: The point I was trying to make was I was
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  Speaker 3: very mild, and and the interesting thing about it was
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  Speaker 3: the thing is I'm a backbone. I didn't tell anyone.
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  Speaker 3: That's how I felt.
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  Speaker 1: You didn't need to.
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  Speaker 3: And then unsolicited, everyone was saying to me, I just
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  Speaker 3: can't be asked today. I just can't be into it.
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  Speaker 3: I'm just not into it.
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  Speaker 4: What you would have been doing is going I can't
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  Speaker 4: be asked today, can you? And then they will go yeah, no, neither.
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  Speaker 1: Or you would be going.
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  Speaker 3: But I do that as a as a matter of course.
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  Speaker 3: In fact, my wife said to me. She says to
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  Speaker 3: me all the time, Oh, that was a big sigh,
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  Speaker 3: And I'm like, well, I don't even notice it.
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  Speaker 1: Have you started sighing because of hanging out with Jakes?
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, I'm quite a noisy when Jason and I are
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  Speaker 5: in the back of the car together, and when traveling
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  Speaker 5: were quite noisy.
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  Speaker 4: You guys are noisy. You have to make noise when
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  Speaker 4: you're bored. As you say, what's that?
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  Speaker 1: I don't know, I've been bored?
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  Speaker 4: Is that like a like you know, it must be
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  Speaker 4: some sort of medical I think it means you're a
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  Speaker 4: backbone okay, yeah, yeah, yeah, sure.
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  Speaker 3: But you know I can, I can sigh without being shitty.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, I know.
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  Speaker 3: Wow, you know what I mean.
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  Speaker 1: It's it's more just every day you do that. It's
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  Speaker 1: like what do you do at home? Though? Do you sigh?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah?
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  Speaker 3: Yes apparently, but I don't really notice it.
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  Speaker 4: So you just walk in life sighing all the time,
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  Speaker 4: like you're expecting something to really entertain.
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  Speaker 3: I don't forgets all the time, keys, but I definitely
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  Speaker 3: do something. But it's just it's not necessarily a grumpy sigh.
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  Speaker 3: It's just a sigh.
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  Speaker 1: Should it feels like it should be a Thursday, doesn't
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  Speaker 1: it or Saturday?
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  Speaker 4: You're not into it today, MOGGI, I'm just not see
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  Speaker 4: you see you into it?
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  Speaker 1: Keys into it today?
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  Speaker 3: The amount of times that you've come in and gone,
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  Speaker 3: I'm not into.
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  Speaker 1: It today, Lie, I do not do that. You do
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  Speaker 1: you do?
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  Speaker 3: You're going to go. I really can't go.
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  Speaker 1: Into it again.
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  Speaker 4: Jason'll that you say stupid shit about me, but being
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  Speaker 4: not being into it so into it. I'm into it
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  Speaker 4: big time.
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  Speaker 1: I woke up at two thirty. How was your sleep?
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  Speaker 3: Terrible?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah? I went to sleep real easy, KEYSA, You'll love
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  Speaker 1: this year.
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  Speaker 5: About nine, just after out man, I was out, Yeah
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  Speaker 5: until two thirty.
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  Speaker 1: Wide awake then for the that was me up, me
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  Speaker 1: up at two thirty. Do you know how I slept? No,
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  Speaker 1: not yet, very similar.
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  Speaker 5: Very similar, because night last night, when you think about
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  Speaker 5: when you woke up, I was thinking about work, not radio,
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  Speaker 5: but work.
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  Speaker 4: I was thinking about screen test that in today screen
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  Speaker 4: test and oh yeah, and I was like oh and
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  Speaker 4: like you know what might be involved? And then as
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  Speaker 4: soon as you start something like that, yeah, and you're fucked.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 5: I was thinking about something that was equally a waste
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  Speaker 5: of time. Yeah, I'm saying, and not productive, and that
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  Speaker 5: you could not solve at all in all the you're sleep. Yeah,
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  Speaker 5: but it's nevertheless, something was really annoying me.
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  Speaker 3: So anyway, it's I read a little quote yesterday. I
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  Speaker 3: think it was I don't have it directly in my head,
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  Speaker 3: but it was something to the to the effect of
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  Speaker 3: no amount of anxiety that you think or feel makes
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  Speaker 3: any difference to anything. And I went, yeah, that's true, but.
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  Speaker 1: Don't make any difference. You're lining again. There's no point
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  Speaker 1: thinking about that. Continue to think about it for two
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  Speaker 1: hours now.
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  Speaker 3: I had a burning chest.
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  Speaker 1: I am worried about you.
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  Speaker 3: I've got something going on in my chest at them
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  Speaker 3: and digest way less and maybe that's the problem.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, step it up, man. Do you know what the
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  Speaker 1: burning chest is? Meat patties?
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, meat petty naps are burning up for storm and burned.
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  Speaker 3: No, but like sort of acidy reflexie.
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  Speaker 4: Have you been eating a lot of BET's sticks? Truthfully? True?
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  Speaker 3: Hand on heart, burning heart? I just went, no, this
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  Speaker 3: is bad.
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  Speaker 1: Go to the doctors. How many I went to the
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  Speaker 1: doctor today.
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  Speaker 3: Actually, I can't do that every night, poison.
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  Speaker 1: How many did you have over the weekend though?
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  Speaker 3: None really, yes, honest to god. So what the last
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  Speaker 3: one I had was like last Thursday.
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  Speaker 4: So now that you've been said a whole lot, you've
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  Speaker 4: decided now I'm done.
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  Speaker 3: Well, my daughter's eating them.
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  Speaker 1: That's good, that's great.
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  Speaker 3: But then I woke up. I do that thing of
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  Speaker 3: being awake but not really awake, and it feels like
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  Speaker 3: it goes on for yeah, yeah, and then I go,
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  Speaker 3: you know, I think my wife's there, and I go
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  Speaker 3: to hug her and she's not there, and.
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  Speaker 1: You're trying to wake her up. That's what you're trying
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  Speaker 1: to do. Spoons.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, I mean I do spoons. I didn't do
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  Speaker 5: one last night, and I should have because normally what
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  Speaker 5: happens is as soon as I spooned my wife, I'm
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  Speaker 5: all snugly then, and I will go to sleep much
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  Speaker 5: much faster, yes, but effect, but also that I don't
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  Speaker 5: want to wake her up. Yeah, so I'll try and
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  Speaker 5: get back to sleep by myself. Sometimes, I say, because
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  Speaker 5: I just go spoon and she can always hear me, yes,
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  Speaker 5: but sometimes she doesn't want to.
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  Speaker 4: But that's the difference is though you're trying to put
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  Speaker 4: yourself to sleep, Jason was trying to wake his wife
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  Speaker 4: so that he's not the only one away.
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  Speaker 3: Our bed time routine is always the same. We go
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  Speaker 3: to sleep at exactly the same time. Ten to light
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  Speaker 3: the book. J spoons.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, when you put your again, three minutes and you're
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  Speaker 1: over it.
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  Speaker 3: I generally go maybe seven or eight minutes. That long long,
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  Speaker 3: It is quite long, and then I turn over to my.
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  Speaker 1: Quickly think anybody likes this podcast, Well.
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  Speaker 3: You just look at the numbers, Bogie top.
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  Speaker 4: Ten, whoever's watching this on YouTube right now, reviews, look
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  Speaker 4: at the view counter, and then I'll tell you the answer.
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  Speaker 4: Three hundred four is that where we're sitting forty When
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  Speaker 4: you put your arm over your wife, Jase, do you go.
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  Speaker 3: Now, like, why would I do that?
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  Speaker 1: I don't know.
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  Speaker 4: I just puture you doing that for a lot of stuff,
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  Speaker 4: because you do do that for a lot of stuff.
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  Speaker 3: Now I put my arm around her and I go, no,
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  Speaker 3: baby girl, that's that's.
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  Speaker 1: I don't say that.
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  Speaker 3: I just go, I'll tell you what I do, Hong Kong.
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  Speaker 3: I give her three squeezes.
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  Speaker 1: Yes, what do you mean?
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  Speaker 3: We' well it depends what were my hand is on
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  Speaker 3: your body.
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  Speaker 6: I'm picturing shoulder or yeah, Tammy, you squeeze your tummy, woman,
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  Speaker 6: love it when you sque face you squeeze, just like
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  Speaker 6: the handles here.
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  Speaker 3: And then in response is this is probably probably too
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  Speaker 3: intimate sort of stuff that I'm sharing here.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, I feel weird knowing all that now.
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  Speaker 3: It's just like I love you, right, it's right there,
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  Speaker 3: but different. And I don't have a rager generally when
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  Speaker 3: I'm spooning. I mean, I'm not saying it hasn't happened.
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  Speaker 3: Do you have a rager when you spoon Keezy?
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  Speaker 1: It's a good question, man, but you don't you have
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  Speaker 1: to answer answer, Just double check with MOGI and I
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  Speaker 1: should answer it. No, I would say, not is a
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  Speaker 1: friend of your agent? I would say, don't. Don't answer
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  Speaker 1: this case. I often find I've got a ragier now
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  Speaker 1: now that you've said that.
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  Speaker 5: No, I do, though, I mean just generally and anytime
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  Speaker 5: I'm in bed, so it's sort of a wake up
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  Speaker 5: or going to sleep thing. And you don't notice it,
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  Speaker 5: do you, until you go, oh, I've got a rager.
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  Speaker 5: It's just how it is. You've just got a rageing
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  Speaker 5: it's quite. It's quite the appendage, isn't it the penis?
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  Speaker 3: Well, I suppose it's in your case case, it's hard
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  Speaker 3: to tell.
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  Speaker 1: Is he a good bastard?
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  Speaker 5: Your one?
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  Speaker 1: What do j would you refer him as a good bastard?
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  Speaker 1: A backbone?
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  Speaker 5: He's trying to think of some yan about having a
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  Speaker 5: monstrosity down there rather than a travesty.
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  Speaker 3: Look, it's just.
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  Speaker 1: Here he is, here goes.
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  Speaker 3: It's let's just say it's significant.
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  Speaker 1: It's not a question is he a good bastard?
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  Speaker 3: How hell are you thinking?
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  Speaker 1: I just want to They just wanted to fucking crow
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  Speaker 1: bar and so good, so good. Packaget went up, Pad.
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  Speaker 1: We're winning the podcast of the year for that bastard.
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  Speaker 4: Hey, listen to the Hudaky Big Show four to seven
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  Speaker 4: every week down Hurdarky. Don't Jace, You've got to stop
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  Speaker 4: saying that. It's ruining our ratings.
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  Speaker 1: Well we went up the last time, do we?
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  Speaker 6: Yeah?
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  Speaker 1: Are you sure we're allowed to say that on the
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  Speaker 1: radio and in the yard?
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  Speaker 3: Why not?
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  Speaker 1: What