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The Trial of Hunter Biden · Conspiracy! The Show

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  Speaker 1: Welcome to Conspiracy The Show, the world's most trusted conspiracy
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  Speaker 1: theory podcast, with your hosts Adam Todd Brown and Olivia Hidar.
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  Speaker 2: Hey, everybody, welcome to Conspiracy The Show. I am your host,
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  Speaker 2: Adam Todd Brown joining me as co host this week,
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  Speaker 2: Jen Scott's here.
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  Speaker 3: Wow, it's me. Hello.
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  Speaker 2: You all know Jen from podcasts on the network and
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  Speaker 2: from being an internet personality.
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  Speaker 3: Right, it's true. You know me. They fucking better.
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  Speaker 4: They fucking better.
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  Speaker 2: And if if they didn't, they do now act like
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  Speaker 2: you know, he's so weird.
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  Speaker 3: If this is the first time you heard.
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  Speaker 4: Me talk, yeah, that would be strange.
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  Speaker 2: If it is high And speaking of people I've never
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  Speaker 2: heard talk, we're talking about Hunter Biden this week.
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  Speaker 3: You've never heard him talk.
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  Speaker 2: That's one of the things I really respect about this guy.
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  Speaker 2: I've never heard him say a fucking word in my life, which.
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  Speaker 3: I'm pretty sure i've heard him talk.
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  Speaker 2: That's the way to be, Like, if you're the president's.
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  Speaker 3: Son, shut the fuck up and do crack.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, shut up and smoke crack like a patriot.
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  Speaker 3: God, do you love America or not?
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  Speaker 2: I love a rich crack smoker, because that's a decision
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  Speaker 2: me knew what well.
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  Speaker 4: I mean, I've tried it.
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  Speaker 3: Maybe there's good crack and we just don't know.
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  Speaker 2: Well, I get why crack is as addictive as it is.
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  Speaker 2: I've tried it. It's great.
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  Speaker 5: It scared me when I tried it on accident, but
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  Speaker 5: that's very surprising.
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  Speaker 3: Hi.
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  Speaker 2: My first thought when I tried it was, oh, I
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  Speaker 2: can't do this two days in a row or I'll
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  Speaker 2: be doing at the rest of my life.
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  Speaker 4: And I stuck to that.
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  Speaker 2: And I only smoke crack once twice. I think it
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  Speaker 2: was twice actually, But we're talking about Hunter Biden because
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  Speaker 2: he has just been convicted of crimes.
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  Speaker 4: Jen, are you okay?
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  Speaker 2: How are you holding up now that Hunter Biden's been
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  Speaker 2: taken down by the justice system.
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  Speaker 3: I've been really unwell since I heard about this.
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  Speaker 5: I have been beside myself same same. Yeah, it really
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  Speaker 5: matters to me.
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  Speaker 2: I think there were people on the right who were
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  Speaker 2: maybe expecting.
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  Speaker 3: That, like, uh, not our president's son.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: I don't know that there's anyone that has an actual
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  Speaker 2: feeling about Hunter Biden either way. I don't know anyone
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  Speaker 2: who gives a shit about this in.
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  Speaker 3: More than a fi I do, and it's his dealer.
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  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, that's true. Yeah, his drug dealer's probably bummed out.
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  Speaker 3: It's probably the FBI.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, that wouldn't surprise me.
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  Speaker 5: Let's be honest, I'm just starting conspiracies. I love this podcast.
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  Speaker 3: I sold Hunter Biden all the crack he ever had.
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  Speaker 2: I mean, that wouldn't surprise me whatsoever me either.
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  Speaker 3: That's why it's a good conspiracy.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Absolutely, So we're going to talk about Hunter Biden's convictions
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  Speaker 2: and his trial and what it all means for the future.
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  Speaker 2: We did a similar episode about Trump's convictions on the
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  Speaker 2: you don't even like this show podcast? You can go
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  Speaker 2: listen to that if you haven't. It's a solo episode.
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  Speaker 2: So Hunter Biden trailblazer alert. He is the first child
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  Speaker 2: of a sitting president to be convicted of a crime. Congrats, dude,
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  Speaker 2: you really have to be hated by someone to be
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  Speaker 2: the president's kid and you can't get out of crimes.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah the fuck? Or you have to be such a
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  Speaker 3: fuck ass.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, and I think Hunter Biden was or is such
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  Speaker 2: a fuck ass.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah. Also, I really always want to say his name
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  Speaker 5: in a British accent Hunt Aby and oh Biden, then Biden.
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  Speaker 3: It just sounds better, Hunter Biden.
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  Speaker 2: Hunter Biden is the kind of guy who takes selfies
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  Speaker 2: of himself smoking crack, which smoking crack is supposed to.
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  Speaker 4: Be a shameful thing.
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  Speaker 3: He lives.
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  Speaker 2: You wouldn't take a picture of yourself injecting heroin, probably
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  Speaker 2: unless you're like David Bowie in the seventies or something.
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  Speaker 2: I could never wrap my head around him taking that
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  Speaker 2: crack selfie with the crackpipe. Who's he sending that to
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  Speaker 2: his dad?
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  Speaker 4: Probably?
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  Speaker 3: Hey, dad, just checking in.
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  Speaker 2: I want to see the crack picture Joe Biden sent
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  Speaker 2: him in response.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, some kind of old.
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  Speaker 3: Maybe the Biden family just shouldn't have phones.
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  Speaker 2: I have said for a long time that elected officials
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  Speaker 2: should not be on social media. The minute Obama jumped
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  Speaker 2: on Twitter, we should have been.
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  Speaker 3: In the so that was dumb.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, but now here we are. His crime is very
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  Speaker 2: simple to explain. He lied about being a drug user
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  Speaker 2: on an application to buy a gun. Drug users can't
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  Speaker 2: be whatever. Even if you're in a state with legal weed,
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  Speaker 2: you have to choose between gun ownership and weed smokers
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  Speaker 2: ship usually lame.
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  Speaker 3: I thought this was America. I love drugs, I love
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  Speaker 3: gun What the fuck? I didn't know that. I didn't
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  Speaker 3: know that and would have also lied.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, this is a thing I bet lots and lots
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  Speaker 2: and lots and lots of people lie about.
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  Speaker 3: I would say, like infinity, people.
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  Speaker 4: Have done this, yes, and most of them.
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  Speaker 3: People are doing this right now for.
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  Speaker 2: Sure, and most of them do not go to trial
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  Speaker 2: for it like Hunter Biden did. That's one important thing
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  Speaker 2: to note here.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, most of them get high and shoot guns.
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  Speaker 1: Hell.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, which two great tastes? That tastes great together, you know,
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  Speaker 2: drugs and guns.
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  Speaker 3: Ye huh.
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  Speaker 2: It's like chocolate and peanut butter swimming in alcohol.
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  Speaker 3: I know when I think drugs, I think guns. When
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  Speaker 3: I think guns, I think rugs.
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  Speaker 4: Hell.
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  Speaker 2: Yes, he purchased a Cult Cobra thirty eight Special revolver
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  Speaker 2: in October two and eight.
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  Speaker 3: I looked up not a gun worth going to jail
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  Speaker 3: for boys and girls?
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, a revolver.
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  Speaker 5: It's like a put in your purse, ask gun. Did
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  Speaker 5: you see how small this gun is?
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  Speaker 2: I mean I've seen a thirty eight Special before. They're
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  Speaker 2: not big.
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  Speaker 3: No, that's like a kill your husband in the forties gun.
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  Speaker 4: Maybe that's what he's planning to do with it.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, kill his husband in the past. That makes more sense. Yes,
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  Speaker 3: you need the drugs for that.
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  Speaker 4: That is what I meant.
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  Speaker 2: When you do that, you have to fill out in
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  Speaker 2: ATF form and ask questions about whether you're in the
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  Speaker 2: country illegally, if you've ever been committed to a mental institution,
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  Speaker 2: et cetera. And one of those questions is are you
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  Speaker 2: an unlawful user of or addicted to marijuana or any depressant, stimulant,
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  Speaker 2: nar cotic drug or any other controlled substance. So I
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  Speaker 2: wonder if they mean like ADHD drugs also, I bet
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  Speaker 2: they do.
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  Speaker 3: If you're addicted to anything? They say, no, shoot ee.
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  Speaker 4: I want to look that up.
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  Speaker 2: Can you buy a gun if you take ADHD meds? Yeah?
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  Speaker 3: Can you buy a gun if you're on adderall?
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  Speaker 5: Adderall, God, damn, that's the worst hybrid Chicago La voice
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  Speaker 5: saying anything that's ever happened?
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  Speaker 2: Adderall.
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  Speaker 3: I'm sorry. Did you live in Chicago and then live
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  Speaker 3: in the valley? Yes, I'm so sorry.
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  Speaker 4: What a confusing answer.
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  Speaker 3: Okay, slay well.
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  Speaker 2: Being prescribed with adderall prevent you from being able to
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  Speaker 2: own a gun, and.
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  Speaker 3: If you are a bit about it.
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  Speaker 4: The answer is no.
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  Speaker 2: Taking a prescribed medication does not appear in the list
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  Speaker 2: of prohibitions for law abiding gun owners.
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  Speaker 3: What if you told a doctor that you were addicted
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  Speaker 3: to adderall at one point?
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  Speaker 2: I figure they could probably if the rigged justice system
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  Speaker 2: wanted to take you down, they could probably get your
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  Speaker 2: doctor records and send you to the pokey over it.
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  Speaker 3: Also, Lol, who legally buys a gun? That's so funny,
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  Speaker 3: I know, just buy it on the street, dude, Just.
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  Speaker 5: Go to a pawn shop and bring your mother's wedding dress.
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  Speaker 3: Switch that shit out.
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  Speaker 2: Come on, get on Craigslist, buy it in the Walmart
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  Speaker 2: parking lot.
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  Speaker 3: You're the president's son. How do you not have a
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  Speaker 3: room of guns?
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  Speaker 2: Why are you even buying your own guns?
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  Speaker 3: Why aren't you biden a gun?
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  Speaker 4: There we go?
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  Speaker 3: Hell yeah.
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  Speaker 4: So he was charged with three counts.
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  Speaker 2: The first two pertained to that paperwork he lied on
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  Speaker 2: in the third is four actually taking the gun and
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  Speaker 2: possessing it, which you also cannot do as a drug user.
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  Speaker 3: Obviously, bitch ass gun.
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  Speaker 2: And he was convicted on all three counts, ands facing
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  Speaker 2: a maximum of twenty five years in prison.
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  Speaker 4: Do he think he's going to go to prison for.
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  Speaker 3: That gay gun? I hope so.
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  Speaker 4: That would be very funny.
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  Speaker 5: But during Pride month to go to jail for that
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  Speaker 5: gay gun.
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  Speaker 2: He probably won't though, just like Trump probably no, this
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  Speaker 2: is all a charade. Well, he has a lot of
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  Speaker 2: things working in his favor. For one, he's got no
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  Speaker 2: criminal history aside from this, he's never been arrested otherwise. Also,
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  Speaker 2: these charges that were brought against him don't usually go
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  Speaker 2: to trial, so the fact that they did should work
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  Speaker 2: in his favor. This is a quote from Jeffrey Brown,
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  Speaker 2: lawyer and former co chief of the General Crimes Unit
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  Speaker 2: in the Manhattan US Attorney's Office, talking to Politico. I'd
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  Speaker 2: be surprised if there's a lot of precedent for people
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  Speaker 2: going to trial, getting convicted and sentenced to prison for
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  Speaker 2: this offense. And if he is sentenced, he'll probably be
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  Speaker 2: able to delay that for a long time while he
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  Speaker 2: waits for his appeal. And don't worry, he will most
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  Speaker 2: likely be able to vote this November. How funny would
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  Speaker 2: it be if he wasn't able to and Biden lost
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  Speaker 2: by one vote?
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  Speaker 3: I mean it would be incredible.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, that would be such an outcome.
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  Speaker 5: That would be beautiful, And I think we'd open a
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  Speaker 5: portal to a utopian universe.
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  Speaker 4: I don't see why it wouldn't do that.
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  Speaker 3: I'm saying we should give it a whirl.
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  Speaker 4: Seems like that's how those things usually happen.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, I love when that happens.
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  Speaker 2: His sentencing isn't scheduled until October, and even if he sentenced,
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  Speaker 2: a lot of stuff has to go on between now
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  Speaker 2: and then, so he'll be out, he'll be able to vote.
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  Speaker 4: Thank God. I was so worried, so so worried.
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  Speaker 5: If I was him, I feel like I would just
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  Speaker 5: have not bought such a gay gun.
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  Speaker 2: At least I wonder what he's buying that gun for.
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  Speaker 4: Anyway.
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  Speaker 2: The problem is history has shown he was addicted to
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  Speaker 2: crack at the time he bought that gun.
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  Speaker 5: I actually think that that is a very I'm buying
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  Speaker 5: a gun out of paranoia because of all the crack
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  Speaker 5: gun Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: And also and so the fact that it was so
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  Speaker 2: easy to conceal. They don't sell crack at the mall.
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  Speaker 2: You gotta go places to get crack.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah. Also wondering who is Hunter Biden's crack dealer. I'm
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  Speaker 3: still thinking it's the FBI.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, because is he just driving into areas where crack
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  Speaker 2: is sold on the street and buying it that way.
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  Speaker 2: If so, I can see why you want to have
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  Speaker 2: a gun. But also sure you're Hunter Biden. He is
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  Speaker 2: also doing pretty well financially at this point. Why not
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  Speaker 2: just send your assistant to go do.
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  Speaker 3: All things weird anyway, it's.
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  Speaker 4: All very weird.
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  Speaker 2: So Hunter Biden's Laptop one that would be a great
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  Speaker 2: band name.
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  Speaker 5: Hell yeah, coming to the stage, Hunter Biden's Laptop.
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  Speaker 2: That crowd is psyched about this conviction. That's one of
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  Speaker 2: the longest running Biden conspiracies of his term as president
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  Speaker 2: is the Hunter Biden laptop and all the nefarious.
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  Speaker 4: Shit that is alleged to be on it.
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  Speaker 2: And so now that this verdict has come down, a
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  Speaker 2: lot of those Hunter Biden laptop truthers are treating this
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  Speaker 2: like it's.
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  Speaker 4: A confirmation of everything they were saying.
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  Speaker 2: This is a quote from Sean Hannity the night of
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  Speaker 2: his show when the Hunter Biden.
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  Speaker 4: Convictions were announced. Quote.
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  Speaker 2: The critical development from this trial is one huge, single
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  Speaker 2: piece of evidence entered into the official record by your
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  Speaker 2: US government, and that's Hunter Biden's very real laptop. Not
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  Speaker 2: only did the US federal government confirm that Hunter's laptop
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  Speaker 2: is real, They confirmed that its contents are real, and
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  Speaker 2: the contents have not been tampered with by anybody. In
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  Speaker 2: other words, you relied to on a very high level
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  Speaker 2: just before an election by numerous people and entire institutions.
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  Speaker 4: End quote well for one thing that happens every election.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, de dooy yeah.
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  Speaker 2: And also no, he's wrong about this. All link to
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  Speaker 2: a Washington Post article that explains it. But he's conflating
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  Speaker 2: two different laptops For people who don't know the story.
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  Speaker 2: We did an episode about Hunter Biden's laptop conspiracy a
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  Speaker 2: while back, so you can go listen to that. But
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  Speaker 2: the short version is he dropped his laptop off for
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  Speaker 2: repairs and failed to come back to pick it up,
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  Speaker 2: and the shop owner took possession of it basically, and
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  Speaker 2: the repairs in question were he was trying to extract
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  Speaker 2: data from this laptop that wouldn't keep working because Hunter
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  Speaker 2: Biden spilled liquid of some sort on it, probably while
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  Speaker 2: cleaning a crack pipe.
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  Speaker 4: Just kidding, No one cleans those things.
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  Speaker 3: So yeah, you just get a new one.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, you just go buy another gas station rows
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  Speaker 2: and use the container to smoke crack.
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  Speaker 4: That's a deep cut.
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  Speaker 3: I didn't know that.
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  Speaker 2: I just learned that if anyone out there as a
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  Speaker 2: former cracksmoker, they're gonna be like, WHOA, how'd you know?
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  Speaker 3: Is that cheaper than a pipe?
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  Speaker 4: Well, it's a pipe.
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  Speaker 2: Basically, whenever you're at a convenience store and you see
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  Speaker 2: those really small glass roses in a display, that's what
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  Speaker 2: they're selling. They're selling crack pipes, They're not selling roses.
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  Speaker 3: I love learning.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, Also shoelaces. If you ever see shoelaces at a
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  Speaker 2: convenience store randomly that you feel like, wouldn't have stuff
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  Speaker 2: like that so people can tie their arm off and
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  Speaker 2: do drugs. I wrote a Cracked article about all the
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  Speaker 2: shady shit that's hiding in convenience start.
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  Speaker 3: I'll love this information. Gas station drug enabling.
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  Speaker 2: There's an old timey cleaning product called chore Boy that's
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  Speaker 2: like a scouring pad, and that is what cracksmokers put
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  Speaker 2: in the glass pipe as like a screen basically, So
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  Speaker 2: now everyone knows how to go out and enjoy crack properly.
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  Speaker 4: I think we've done our job here.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, and you know how to get like tie offs.
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  Speaker 4: Heroin huge, Yeah, I mean you could also just go
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  Speaker 4: to any.
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  Speaker 3: Place they see also have a shoelace.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, you have shoelaces right now. You don't have to
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  Speaker 4: go out and buy those.
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  Speaker 2: But also, maybe.
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  Speaker 4: Don't tie your arm off and inject drugs. That's bad.
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  Speaker 3: No, don't do that. I've never done that.
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  Speaker 4: I've never done that.
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  Speaker 2: I'm not scared of needles, but I'm not comfortable enough
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  Speaker 2: with needles. If I was diagnosed with type one diabetes,
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  Speaker 2: I'd be like, I might just hold out for a transplant.
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  Speaker 5: I like, don't like doing drugs that feel like you're
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  Speaker 5: really not supposed to do them. Yeah, Like the act
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  Speaker 5: of injecting yourself that feels like I shouldn't be doing this,
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  Speaker 5: Like maybe I should be doing.
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  Speaker 3: This with a medical professional.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah.
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  Speaker 5: Even snorting things, I'm like, you're not supposed to snort stuff,
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  Speaker 5: smoking stuff.
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  Speaker 3: Everybody smokes stuff.
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  Speaker 4: People have been smoking forever.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah yeah, but snorting stuff feels wrong and it feels bad.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: I'm from the Midwest. I don't have the sinus constitution
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  Speaker 2: to nort stuff. It's not for me. So the thing
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  Speaker 2: about this Hunter Biden laptop is the shop owner who
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  Speaker 2: took it, he takes ownership of it because Hunter Biden
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  Speaker 2: never came to pick it up. And while he was
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  Speaker 2: moving the data from the computer to this hard drive,
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  Speaker 2: which is what Hunter Biden asked him to do, he
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  Speaker 2: noticed a bunch of stuff that he was uncomfortable with,
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  Speaker 2: and according to him, it was stuff about Hunter Biden's
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  Speaker 2: business dealings in Ukraine and things of the like. So
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  Speaker 2: he contacted the FBI, and the FBI was already investigating
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  Speaker 2: Hunter Biden by this point, but once they heard about
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  Speaker 2: this laptop, they were like, fuck, yeah, we'll come take that.
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  Speaker 2: And so they come and take the original laptop. That
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  Speaker 2: part's important, but the shop owner makes a copy of
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  Speaker 2: the hard drive. He gave them the hard drive that
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  Speaker 2: was intended for Hunter Biden and the laptop, but he
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  Speaker 2: kept a copy of the hard drive also. So the
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  Speaker 2: FBI takes off with that and nothing happens. So he's like,
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  Speaker 2: all right, I'm gonna escalate this. He sends it to
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  Speaker 2: Rudy Giuliani's bitch ass and it's so weird. Yeah, well,
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  Speaker 2: he was trying to be a whistleblower. He actually said
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  Speaker 2: that in his first message to them. He was like,
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  Speaker 2: why is it so hard to be a whistle blower?
• 17:17
  Speaker 3: But hello, I'm an arc exactly.
• 17:19
  Speaker 2: But The problem is what he gave Rudy Giuliani was
• 17:23
  Speaker 2: the hard drive that he kept. He did not give
• 17:26
  Speaker 2: Rudy Giuliani the original laptop. Bitch between Giuliani getting that
• 17:33
  Speaker 2: hard drive and the New York Post story that was
• 17:36
  Speaker 2: published about that hard drive that claimed there was all
• 17:39
  Speaker 2: this salacious shit on it, that hard drive was accessed
• 17:43
  Speaker 2: by a bunch of other people, and at some point
• 17:46
  Speaker 2: extra shit was.
• 17:48
  Speaker 4: Added to that hard drive, to the.
• 17:50
  Speaker 2: Point that even the shop owner who turned it in
• 17:53
  Speaker 2: went public later and straight up said that a lot
• 17:57
  Speaker 2: of the things that are being reported as having been
• 18:00
  Speaker 2: on that hard drive were actually not on that hard drive.
• 18:04
  Speaker 3: Jail for everyone for tampering with evidence.
• 18:06
  Speaker 2: Yeah, kind of, and also I guess trying to plant evidence.
• 18:11
  Speaker 2: But the point is what Sean Hannity's saying is incorrect.
• 18:15
  Speaker 2: He's basically implying that a court confirmed all that salacious
• 18:19
  Speaker 2: shit that was in that New York Post article when
• 18:22
  Speaker 2: they didn't. They are working from the original laptop that
• 18:27
  Speaker 2: has not been altered like that hard drive was, So
• 18:31
  Speaker 2: he's just mixing shit up.
• 18:32
  Speaker 5: Yeah, you're talking about a hard drive, not a laptop, idiot.
• 18:36
  Speaker 2: When this New York Post story was first published. A
• 18:39
  Speaker 2: bunch of media outlets asked Juliani for the hard drive,
• 18:43
  Speaker 2: and he said no because he thought they would just
• 18:46
  Speaker 2: try to debunk everything on it. It's like, yeah, man,
• 18:49
  Speaker 2: that's what journalists do. They try to confirm if stories
• 18:54
  Speaker 2: are real or not.
• 18:55
  Speaker 4: That's their job.
• 18:56
  Speaker 3: That's kind of what they are doing.
• 18:58
  Speaker 2: But the Washington Post finally did get access to it,
• 19:01
  Speaker 2: and they had two different computer experts. I don't know
• 19:05
  Speaker 2: what the real job title was, probably just computer expert.
• 19:09
  Speaker 3: Ah, yes, And they.
• 19:11
  Speaker 2: Analyzed and found that a lot of the stuff on
• 19:14
  Speaker 2: it was real, but there.
• 19:15
  Speaker 4: Was also a lot of stuff that they could not confirm.
• 19:18
  Speaker 2: And when you couple that with the shop owner being like, no,
• 19:21
  Speaker 2: what they're saying wasn't really on there?
• 19:23
  Speaker 3: What stuff?
• 19:24
  Speaker 5: Even I am hunter Biden, I am bad guys? What
• 19:28
  Speaker 5: is in there that they're like tweaking about.
• 19:31
  Speaker 2: They were trying to imply that there was evidence of
• 19:35
  Speaker 2: illegal sexual activity. So I don't know if they were
• 19:38
  Speaker 2: getting it like QAnon type stuff or what, but I
• 19:42
  Speaker 2: feel like that's what the shop owner is.
• 19:45
  Speaker 5: You're telling me that someone was doing crack was also
• 19:48
  Speaker 5: fucking hookers.
• 19:50
  Speaker 2: Oh, if it's coming from the right, I bet we're
• 19:52
  Speaker 2: not talking hookers. I feel like they'd be implying something else.
• 19:57
  Speaker 1: Kids.
• 19:59
  Speaker 3: Yeah, they love to do that. They think about that
• 20:02
  Speaker 3: the most.
• 20:03
  Speaker 2: Yeah, it's weird, right, it's so strange. Seems to always
• 20:06
  Speaker 2: be on their mind.
• 20:08
  Speaker 5: See how it didn't even occur to me that could
• 20:10
  Speaker 5: have been what was happening.
• 20:12
  Speaker 2: Yeah, that's what I assume the right would be trying
• 20:16
  Speaker 2: to get at.
• 20:17
  Speaker 5: Absolutely, I see now, but you see what I'm saying.
• 20:20
  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, it's a crazy assumption.
• 20:24
  Speaker 2: So no, a court did not confirm all those details.
• 20:27
  Speaker 2: Don't let your right wing friends tell you they did.
• 20:30
  Speaker 2: And it's probably because those details were never on that
• 20:34
  Speaker 2: hard drive in the first place.
• 20:35
  Speaker 4: Sorry.
• 20:36
  Speaker 2: Sorry, So is Joe Biden going to pardon his son?
• 20:42
  Speaker 2: I feel like he'd be an asshole not to, But
• 20:45
  Speaker 2: they're gonna put him in a really, really tricky spot
• 20:48
  Speaker 2: because Hunter Biden's sentencing is scheduled for around October, which
• 20:54
  Speaker 2: means his sentence will probably come down right before the election.
• 20:59
  Speaker 2: So Joe Biden's going to have to decide whether to
• 21:03
  Speaker 2: send his son to prison or pardon him and give
• 21:07
  Speaker 2: Republicans more reason to call the Bidens a crime cartel family,
• 21:12
  Speaker 2: which they do.
• 21:12
  Speaker 4: Now damn. Yeah, that's a tough one.
• 21:16
  Speaker 2: I mean, he could just wait to see if he
• 21:18
  Speaker 2: loses the election and let because there's a lot of
• 21:21
  Speaker 2: things that have to happen between when you get sentenced
• 21:24
  Speaker 2: and when you actually go to prison. So Hunter Biden,
• 21:28
  Speaker 2: I mean, let him go to prison for like six weeks,
• 21:30
  Speaker 2: and then when Joe Biden inevitably loses the election, just
• 21:33
  Speaker 2: pardon him on your way out the door. I wonder
• 21:35
  Speaker 2: if Trump could undo that pardon.
• 21:37
  Speaker 5: Probably not, probably not, but also how petty. I mean
• 21:41
  Speaker 5: he would do it, but like hilarious if that happened,
• 21:43
  Speaker 5: if that played out low, Yeah, I think that probably
• 21:48
  Speaker 5: he won't go to jail and they'll still all just
• 21:50
  Speaker 5: fizzle out in some weird way.
• 21:52
  Speaker 4: Uh yeah, I could see that being the case. But
• 21:56
  Speaker 4: I don't know. Republicans, they are a tenation bunch.
• 22:01
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 22:02
  Speaker 2: There's also the thing that Hunter Biden is facing other
• 22:05
  Speaker 2: charges in California. What are they their tax evasion stuff,
• 22:10
  Speaker 2: concealing business income, I think, to not pay taxes. And
• 22:15
  Speaker 2: one thing you should know about notoriously liberal California is
• 22:18
  Speaker 2: when people talk about how harsh the taxes are.
• 22:21
  Speaker 4: Here, they're not fucking around.
• 22:23
  Speaker 2: No the state of California has shut down bank accounts
• 22:29
  Speaker 2: for like twenty five hundred dollars. They do not fucking care.
• 22:33
  Speaker 2: Doesn't matter how small you are. If you owe California money,
• 22:37
  Speaker 2: they're gonna fucking take it. They're much much, much more
• 22:41
  Speaker 2: harsh than the irs. So if anything's gonna send Hunter
• 22:46
  Speaker 2: Biden to fucking prison, it'll be fucking around with his
• 22:49
  Speaker 2: California taxes because they don't take to that.
• 22:52
  Speaker 4: But I don't know when that trial is supposed to start.
• 22:57
  Speaker 4: I'm assuming after the election, but we'll see. What would
• 23:00
  Speaker 4: you do.
• 23:01
  Speaker 2: Let's say you're the president inevitably also going to happen someday, Yeah, duh,
• 23:06
  Speaker 2: and your crack smoking kid goes to jail for lying
• 23:11
  Speaker 2: on their gun application.
• 23:15
  Speaker 3: My kid would not be this dumb period.
• 23:19
  Speaker 4: Let's say they were theater of the mind.
• 23:23
  Speaker 3: I would just make jail not a thing anymore.
• 23:26
  Speaker 4: That should be Joe Biden's October surprise.
• 23:30
  Speaker 3: Hey no more jail.
• 23:31
  Speaker 4: Yeah, you're all shut down. Let all the criminals out.
• 23:34
  Speaker 5: Bamn, let's go. Let's purge. Let's do a purge, jail,
• 23:39
  Speaker 5: open purge. That's what I would do.
• 23:42
  Speaker 4: I don't want to purge.
• 23:43
  Speaker 3: Everyone gets tiny guns.
• 23:45
  Speaker 2: Because there's no way a purge isn't going to be
• 23:48
  Speaker 2: homeless people.
• 23:49
  Speaker 4: First.
• 23:49
  Speaker 3: That's I don't actually want to purge. I didn't think
• 23:52
  Speaker 3: about this bit that hard.
• 23:54
  Speaker 4: But also I tweeted this at one point.
• 23:57
  Speaker 2: What the government should do is the blurge where they
• 24:01
  Speaker 2: send everyone ten grand just boo, and you.
• 24:05
  Speaker 4: Have to spend it in like twelve hours.
• 24:07
  Speaker 3: That rocks. I love that.
• 24:10
  Speaker 2: When I tweeted that, people were like, oh, you mean
• 24:12
  Speaker 2: like the movie Brewsters Millions. No, motherfuckers, Richard Pryor had
• 24:16
  Speaker 2: thirty days to spend that money. I'm talking about twelve
• 24:20
  Speaker 2: fucking hours.
• 24:21
  Speaker 3: Twelve hours to spend ten k. That would be so fun.
• 24:25
  Speaker 5: Yeah, everyone, do we know it's coming or.
• 24:29
  Speaker 3: Is it just like go?
• 24:30
  Speaker 4: That would be neat too.
• 24:31
  Speaker 2: If just a siren goes off and you all of
• 24:33
  Speaker 2: a sudden have ten grand in your bank account. Everyone, everyone,
• 24:37
  Speaker 2: even rich people. Fuck it, everyone gets ten grand and
• 24:41
  Speaker 2: you got to spend it in twelve hours.
• 24:43
  Speaker 3: Do you think a lot of people would go to
• 24:45
  Speaker 3: the doctor? Is that a sad question?
• 24:47
  Speaker 2: Yeah, a lot of people would just hit their computer
• 24:49
  Speaker 2: and pay off bills. But fuck it, that's fine. At
• 24:52
  Speaker 2: least your bills got paid.
• 24:53
  Speaker 3: That rocks.
• 24:54
  Speaker 2: Yeah, now you can take the money you were using
• 24:56
  Speaker 2: to pay those bills and go buy cool shit with it.
• 24:59
  Speaker 5: Fuck everything else we're doing. We need to petition to
• 25:01
  Speaker 5: make this happen.
• 25:03
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I want it, I really really want it.
• 25:05
  Speaker 3: I think we all deserve one once a year, Yeah,
• 25:09
  Speaker 3: every six months. Money's fake.
• 25:11
  Speaker 2: And imagine how much it would suck if you just
• 25:14
  Speaker 2: weren't around to hear the siren go off, if you were.
• 25:17
  Speaker 3: Sleeping, if you were for some reason, Oh I slept
• 25:20
  Speaker 3: your splurge again. Yeah, keep sleeping through splurge.
• 25:25
  Speaker 4: Splurge needs to be a thing. Make it so, dude.
• 25:28
  Speaker 3: Yeah, why can't society be fun?
• 25:30
  Speaker 2: That would be so much better than what it is now,
• 25:34
  Speaker 2: which is a nightmare hellscape on every corner of the globe.
• 25:38
  Speaker 4: I like when people say every corner of the globe?
• 25:41
  Speaker 3: What every corner of the flat globe?
• 25:44
  Speaker 5: Bring back flat earthers? I miss them? Remember the good
• 25:47
  Speaker 5: old days?
• 25:48
  Speaker 2: What like twenty twenty one?
• 25:53
  Speaker 3: No, I feel like flat earthers were all around before that.
• 25:57
  Speaker 2: If you ever want to watch a really really funny
• 26:00
  Speaker 2: flat Earth or documentary called Behind the Curve, we did
• 26:02
  Speaker 2: an episode of this podcast about it. But it's just
• 26:06
  Speaker 2: all these flat earthers meeting up and they keep trying
• 26:09
  Speaker 2: these grand experiments that they are sure is going to
• 26:13
  Speaker 2: prove that the world is flat, and every time they
• 26:16
  Speaker 2: get to the end and they're like, huh, this kind
• 26:19
  Speaker 2: of shows that the Earth is not flat, and then
• 26:21
  Speaker 2: they just come up with a reason why the test
• 26:23
  Speaker 2: was wrong.
• 26:24
  Speaker 3: Well, this is because this and this, this, and then
• 26:27
  Speaker 3: also the tests are for dumb people.
• 26:31
  Speaker 4: So I just go by my gut. I don't trust
• 26:34
  Speaker 4: all this science stuff.
• 26:35
  Speaker 5: My instincts say that we're still right, so so sorry.
• 26:40
  Speaker 2: Hey, gun control groups are in an awkward position over this.
• 26:45
  Speaker 2: It's actually gonna put Joe Biden in a weird position.
• 26:48
  Speaker 2: Also because gun control groups are all for Joe Biden.
• 26:53
  Speaker 2: They want him back in office because he has passed
• 26:57
  Speaker 2: a lot of restrictions on guns during his time in office,
• 27:01
  Speaker 2: none that are going to do anything to fix the
• 27:03
  Speaker 2: problem or even sort of address it. But you know,
• 27:06
  Speaker 2: ceremonial stuff that looks good on paper. But now his
• 27:10
  Speaker 2: son just got arrested for buying a gun illegally. And
• 27:13
  Speaker 2: not only that, his defense is that not letting drug
• 27:18
  Speaker 2: users buy guns is unconstitutional, which is exactly what right
• 27:23
  Speaker 2: wingers would say.
• 27:24
  Speaker 5: Yeah, we're just starting to have overlap here, because that's
• 27:28
  Speaker 5: all getting too complicated.
• 27:29
  Speaker 2: If it works, I don't know what Biden is going
• 27:33
  Speaker 2: to do, because there's another case out there. People are
• 27:35
  Speaker 2: going to love this. There's a similar case out there
• 27:38
  Speaker 2: where a guy's arguing that him being prohibited from buying
• 27:42
  Speaker 2: a gun is unconstitutional, but in his case it's because
• 27:45
  Speaker 2: he was convicted of domestic violence. Oh yeah, so yay,
• 27:49
  Speaker 2: that's in front of the courts right now, and if
• 27:52
  Speaker 2: he wins, there's no way Hunter Biden's not gonna win either,
• 27:57
  Speaker 2: which I mean he could still, but in that case,
• 28:00
  Speaker 2: if those prohibitions get taken out of the restrictions on
• 28:05
  Speaker 2: buying guns, Joe Biden is gonna kind of have to
• 28:09
  Speaker 2: go in front of the country and say it's a
• 28:11
  Speaker 2: bad thing, even though it's also the thing that would
• 28:14
  Speaker 2: get his son out of prison.
• 28:17
  Speaker 3: Everybody's trapped in their dumb morals.
• 28:20
  Speaker 2: Yeah, this would be a lot easier if we just
• 28:23
  Speaker 2: didn't have guns. M M.
• 28:25
  Speaker 4: That would be Or.
• 28:26
  Speaker 5: If guns were like only for recreational supervised use.
• 28:30
  Speaker 3: That's my pitch.
• 28:31
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I like, you could just go shoot a target
• 28:35
  Speaker 5: that's it.
• 28:35
  Speaker 4: Have you ever been to a gun range?
• 28:37
  Speaker 1: Yeah?
• 28:37
  Speaker 3: And I left.
• 28:38
  Speaker 2: Oh, I fucking loved it. I've only been once, but
• 28:43
  Speaker 2: it was.
• 28:43
  Speaker 5: I like, just I didn't I don't know. I wanted
• 28:46
  Speaker 5: to go to an arcade instead. Is the real answer
• 28:49
  Speaker 5: for this situation. I was like, or go play games.
• 28:53
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm good at shooting guns. I don't own a gun.
• 28:57
  Speaker 2: But for one thing, I went to the Reagan Library
• 29:01
  Speaker 2: when they had an FBI exhibit there, and one of
• 29:04
  Speaker 2: the things you could do at this FBI exhibit was shoot.
• 29:08
  Speaker 2: You got ten shots to shoot at these targets, and
• 29:11
  Speaker 2: I got instructor level. So I was expecting an alarm
• 29:14
  Speaker 2: would go off and the FBI was going to come
• 29:16
  Speaker 2: out and offer me a job.
• 29:17
  Speaker 4: That didn't happen. But it's fine.
• 29:18
  Speaker 2: But the one time I went to a shooting range,
• 29:21
  Speaker 2: I went with a former coworker of mine and he
• 29:25
  Speaker 2: was writing a column about gun safety. We like went,
• 29:29
  Speaker 2: he got a groupon for a gun safety course. So
• 29:34
  Speaker 2: we went and took this gun safety course with just
• 29:36
  Speaker 2: the two of us and this sketchy guy in an
• 29:39
  Speaker 2: office at the airport in not Los Angeles. It was
• 29:43
  Speaker 2: like Ontario or something.
• 29:45
  Speaker 3: I know what you mean by that.
• 29:46
  Speaker 2: Yeah, and then we went to a shooting range and
• 29:51
  Speaker 2: we were like competitive about it, and I was so
• 29:55
  Speaker 2: much better at shooting guns.
• 29:57
  Speaker 4: I think that's why he never wrote.
• 30:00
  Speaker 2: The column, because it would have been a really good column,
• 30:02
  Speaker 2: and he just didn't write it because I fucking.
• 30:04
  Speaker 3: What a loser. Sorry you go.
• 30:07
  Speaker 4: Lameb some good at shooting guns.
• 30:10
  Speaker 3: But yeah, you shamed someone into not writing an article.
• 30:13
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 30:14
  Speaker 2: My favorite part is they had you do this thing
• 30:16
  Speaker 2: where you held the gun down at your waist and
• 30:20
  Speaker 2: then put it up and shot twice.
• 30:22
  Speaker 4: Put it down, shoot it up. And I was real
• 30:24
  Speaker 4: good at that. That felt like movie shit. But I
• 30:27
  Speaker 4: still don't own a gun.
• 30:28
  Speaker 3: Well yeah, and I can't that you need to. You
• 30:31
  Speaker 3: can just go and shoot one and that should be it.
• 30:34
  Speaker 4: Yeah. I don't need to own one. I just need
• 30:36
  Speaker 4: someone to toss me, Like you don't need.
• 30:38
  Speaker 3: A fucking ski ball in your house exactly. Someone would
• 30:44
  Speaker 3: probably get hurt.
• 30:45
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I mean as a recreational thing.
• 30:47
  Speaker 2: I'm all four guns, and I think that would be
• 30:50
  Speaker 2: It's not a compromise anyone would take.
• 30:53
  Speaker 5: We have two propositions, splurge and recreational guns only.
• 30:57
  Speaker 2: Yeah, just branch off from top Golf do a top
• 31:01
  Speaker 2: gun thing. Well that's already taken, but you know, oh fuck,
• 31:05
  Speaker 2: they'll work on the name. And yeah, you and your
• 31:07
  Speaker 2: friends just throw down some jalapeno poppers, drink some beers,
• 31:11
  Speaker 2: shooting targets out in the middle of an empty field off.
• 31:15
  Speaker 4: Yeah, that'd be so fun.
• 31:16
  Speaker 3: I'm a genius.
• 31:18
  Speaker 4: I agree, I agree, thank you.
• 31:20
  Speaker 2: We should be on Shark tank over this.
• 31:23
  Speaker 5: I know, just to the government though, being like hear
• 31:26
  Speaker 5: us out, Yeah.
• 31:28
  Speaker 3: The government is the sharks.
• 31:30
  Speaker 2: We show up at the White House like Elvis unannounced.
• 31:33
  Speaker 5: These aren't policies, these aren't real guns.
• 31:36
  Speaker 3: This is recreational.
• 31:39
  Speaker 2: We immediately get shot by Secret Service.
• 31:43
  Speaker 3: Wait, no, sharks.
• 31:45
  Speaker 5: I like they did too many drugs. They smoked crack
• 31:51
  Speaker 5: with Hunter Biden.
• 31:52
  Speaker 4: Yeah. See that's the thing.
• 31:54
  Speaker 2: I and I've been talking on various podcasts about how
• 31:58
  Speaker 2: it's getting to the point where gonna have to, you know,
• 32:01
  Speaker 2: consider buying a gun. And now I'm realizing I can't.
• 32:05
  Speaker 2: I smoke too much weed. I'm not gonna give up
• 32:07
  Speaker 2: weed just to buy.
• 32:08
  Speaker 3: A gun again. You're gonna buy a gun legally.
• 32:12
  Speaker 4: Yeah that's a good point.
• 32:14
  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, I could just straw purchase it.
• 32:16
  Speaker 4: Have you know you could?
• 32:18
  Speaker 3: No, I'm not gonna say that on never mind.
• 32:22
  Speaker 2: Never sign up to the patreon for me and Jen's
• 32:25
  Speaker 2: tips on illicitly buying guns.
• 32:28
  Speaker 4: It's actually not true. That information is not there.
• 32:31
  Speaker 5: I also have never bought a gun and don't know
• 32:34
  Speaker 5: how to illegally buy a gun. I'm joking about buying
• 32:37
  Speaker 5: guns at pawn shops because it seems like something that
• 32:39
  Speaker 5: happens all the time.
• 32:40
  Speaker 2: I got an Instagram ad for a gun, for a
• 32:44
  Speaker 2: fold up gun that was like thirty nine dollars.
• 32:48
  Speaker 5: Okay, so just fucking temo that shit, Temo a gun, baby.
• 32:53
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I think you probably can get them there.
• 32:55
  Speaker 3: I think you could definitely Tamo a gun.
• 32:58
  Speaker 4: They got everything.
• 32:59
  Speaker 3: Amazon probably has guns.
• 33:01
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I want no, I'm checking, yeah, check, we should.
• 33:05
  Speaker 5: Amazon gun Yo, pistols. Let's fucking go. Let me click it. Yeah,
• 33:12
  Speaker 5: they got Hella guns. The cheapest gun on Amazon. Guess
• 33:16
  Speaker 5: how much how much?
• 33:18
  Speaker 1: Oh?
• 33:18
  Speaker 3: Wait, these are airsoft guns? Hold please?
• 33:20
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 33:20
  Speaker 2: I figured it would be something like that, like I
• 33:22
  Speaker 2: could see them having BB guns and shit, but.
• 33:25
  Speaker 5: All departments boom, Okay, I think these are regular guns.
• 33:31
  Speaker 3: No, this is a BB gun.
• 33:32
  Speaker 2: Yeah, there's no, I don't think you can still buy
• 33:35
  Speaker 2: guns by mail in general.
• 33:37
  Speaker 3: Can you, I don't know, buy a gun in the mail.
• 33:40
  Speaker 3: I can't google all this.
• 33:42
  Speaker 2: No, you don't have to a weird thing though when
• 33:44
  Speaker 2: I went I can who cares? I just mentioned I
• 33:47
  Speaker 2: went to the Reagan Library and saw that FBI exhibit.
• 33:51
  Speaker 2: I also, I've mentioned this on the pod before. I
• 33:54
  Speaker 2: went to the gift shop after just determined to find
• 33:56
  Speaker 2: something that didn't have Reagan's name on it, and what
• 33:59
  Speaker 2: I ended up finding was a I think the best
• 34:02
  Speaker 2: way to describe it as a souvenir program from the
• 34:06
  Speaker 2: Robert F. Kennedy assassination. It came out the day after
• 34:09
  Speaker 2: he died. It had all this information about the shooting
• 34:12
  Speaker 2: in it, and then at the end there's first a
• 34:17
  Speaker 2: profile of the Kennedy family and then this picture of
• 34:21
  Speaker 2: Ted Kennedy by himself, full page and in big letters
• 34:26
  Speaker 2: it says there's one son left. And then the next
• 34:30
  Speaker 2: thing is an article about how crazy it is that
• 34:34
  Speaker 2: you can still buy guns by mail and that some
• 34:38
  Speaker 2: lunatic out there is going to use that and be
• 34:41
  Speaker 2: the next Sir Hans, Sir Han, And it's like, are
• 34:44
  Speaker 2: you warning us or are you asking someone to do that?
• 34:48
  Speaker 1: What?
• 34:49
  Speaker 2: Yeah, what, It's a weird piece of memorabilia.
• 34:54
  Speaker 4: I have a substack article about it. Go read it, everybody,
• 34:57
  Speaker 4: go read the article.
• 34:59
  Speaker 2: So speaking of people that this conviction is kinda bad
• 35:02
  Speaker 2: for Trump, also, this is a problem for Trump.
• 35:06
  Speaker 3: I don't know that it is, but keep going.
• 35:09
  Speaker 4: Well, that's the thing.
• 35:10
  Speaker 2: Nothing is a problem for Trump when it comes to
• 35:13
  Speaker 2: his support. There's not going to be anything like this
• 35:17
  Speaker 2: that lessens his support.
• 35:19
  Speaker 3: He just got No, they're two headstrong and stupid. They
• 35:23
  Speaker 3: don't care.
• 35:23
  Speaker 2: He just got convicted on thirty four felony charges and
• 35:28
  Speaker 2: his support went up a little bit.
• 35:31
  Speaker 3: Yeah, because everyone's nuts.
• 35:33
  Speaker 2: Yeah. Here's who it's bad for is other Republicans taking
• 35:38
  Speaker 2: this Trump talking point that the Justice Department is rigged
• 35:42
  Speaker 2: against Republicans and running with it because at the exact
• 35:46
  Speaker 2: same time, they're saying that the same Justice Department has
• 35:50
  Speaker 2: just convicted the sitting president's son of felony crimes for
• 35:56
  Speaker 2: the first time in history. How Speaker Mike Johnson, Which
• 36:00
  Speaker 2: that can't be your name if you're Speaker of the House,
• 36:03
  Speaker 2: It's got to be something cooler than.
• 36:05
  Speaker 3: That, No, Mike Johnson.
• 36:07
  Speaker 4: Yeah, like We're not Chad Smith or something.
• 36:10
  Speaker 3: That's like a high school name.
• 36:12
  Speaker 4: Yeah, it's probably a fake name.
• 36:14
  Speaker 3: You might be a hologram.
• 36:15
  Speaker 2: Yeah, that's the name the alien that's pretending to be
• 36:18
  Speaker 2: a human uses because they just consult AI.
• 36:21
  Speaker 3: They're like name Mike Johnson.
• 36:23
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 36:24
  Speaker 2: So he vowed to go after the justice system after
• 36:27
  Speaker 2: Trump's verdict on account of how there is a two
• 36:30
  Speaker 2: tiered justice system that treats Democrats and Republicans differently. But
• 36:35
  Speaker 2: he also said in this case, the evidence was just
• 36:38
  Speaker 2: too overwhelming against Hunter Biden. So what he said about
• 36:42
  Speaker 2: the justice system doesn't apply here.
• 36:44
  Speaker 4: And Okay, that's that makes a lot of sense.
• 36:48
  Speaker 3: Sure.
• 36:48
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 36:49
  Speaker 2: So now, of course this whole thing was a sham
• 36:53
  Speaker 2: meant to distract from the Biden family's real crimes.
• 36:57
  Speaker 4: Jen this is a quote.
• 36:59
  Speaker 2: Obviously, this trial has been nothing more than a distraction
• 37:03
  Speaker 2: from the real crimes of the Biden crime family, which
• 37:07
  Speaker 2: has raked in tens of millions of dollars from China,
• 37:11
  Speaker 2: Russia and Ukraine.
• 37:12
  Speaker 3: Cricket.
• 37:13
  Speaker 6: Joe Biden's reign over the Biden family criminal empire is
• 37:18
  Speaker 6: all coming to an end on November fifth, and never
• 37:21
  Speaker 6: again will Abiden sell government access for personal profit end
• 37:27
  Speaker 6: quote relax.
• 37:29
  Speaker 2: That is Trump campaign spokesperson Caroline leave It on truth
• 37:34
  Speaker 2: Social I'm assuming.
• 37:35
  Speaker 4: And there's others.
• 37:37
  Speaker 2: Former Trump advisor and forever hob goblin Stephen Miller said
• 37:42
  Speaker 2: the gun charges are quote a giant misdirection and that
• 37:45
  Speaker 2: the DOJ is Joe's election protection racket. There's more. I'm
• 37:51
  Speaker 2: not going to read them all. Well, I want to
• 37:53
  Speaker 2: read Matt Gates. Yeah, read the Hunter Biden gun conviction
• 37:57
  Speaker 2: is kind of dumb tbh. That's Florida representative and accused
• 38:02
  Speaker 2: sex trafficker, Matt Gates. And so yeah, the thinking here
• 38:06
  Speaker 2: is that this was just a show trial to make
• 38:09
  Speaker 2: it seem like the justice system is fair when the
• 38:12
  Speaker 2: truth is it's actually rigged against that Republicans.
• 38:17
  Speaker 3: Some next level crazy dumb shit.
• 38:20
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 38:20
  Speaker 2: Imagine with a straight face, getting in front of America
• 38:24
  Speaker 2: and being like, you know who, the justice systems rigged
• 38:26
  Speaker 2: against rich white dudes. No, it's not the only true
• 38:31
  Speaker 2: crime show I've ever seen a person win. Was the staircase,
• 38:36
  Speaker 2: and that was a rich white dude. Everyone else just
• 38:38
  Speaker 2: goes to prison forever.
• 38:39
  Speaker 3: It's a system literally made for you. Yes, how are
• 38:44
  Speaker 3: you fucking it up? So bad.
• 38:46
  Speaker 2: It is just so tailored to rich people. But why
• 38:51
  Speaker 2: admit that I saw it mentioned in one of the
• 38:54
  Speaker 2: opinion pieces about this. None of this makes any difference
• 38:58
  Speaker 2: because no one who believes Hunter Biden's trial was a
• 39:04
  Speaker 2: sham is going to listen to this or pay attention
• 39:07
  Speaker 2: to any other kind of.
• 39:08
  Speaker 4: Media that's explaining maybe why it wasn't.
• 39:11
  Speaker 2: And the people listening to it and paying attention to
• 39:14
  Speaker 2: that media don't.
• 39:15
  Speaker 4: Need to be convinced anyway.
• 39:17
  Speaker 2: So Nope, we're all just spinning our wheels here, really, yep,
• 39:22
  Speaker 2: and have been. And that's why I'm doing more shit
• 39:26
  Speaker 2: like the Elvis podcasts going forward, because well, yeah, there's
• 39:31
  Speaker 2: so much forgotten history out there that people just I
• 39:36
  Speaker 2: don't know, it's really.
• 39:37
  Speaker 4: Been swept under the rug. Did you know?
• 39:39
  Speaker 2: There were like three different Congressional Incentate hearings about whether
• 39:43
  Speaker 2: the CIA did jonestown. No, I didn't, And I did
• 39:46
  Speaker 2: a whole series about that very thing, and I didn't
• 39:50
  Speaker 2: realize because I focused it all on this one book
• 39:53
  Speaker 2: that's incredibly hard to find now. But I was researching
• 39:57
  Speaker 2: stuff this weekend, like just looking for topics for upcoming episodes,
• 40:02
  Speaker 2: and yeah, I found Congressional records. There's one where at
• 40:07
  Speaker 2: the end there specific recommendations are, we should look into
• 40:11
  Speaker 2: whether the CIA did this. If the CIA did this,
• 40:14
  Speaker 2: we need to look into how to prevent it in
• 40:16
  Speaker 2: the future. Like it was all about looking into whether
• 40:19
  Speaker 2: the CIA did jonestown.
• 40:22
  Speaker 4: And now as you mentioned that, people are like.
• 40:24
  Speaker 2: What, that's silly whoa Yeah. Yeah, there's so much out
• 40:29
  Speaker 2: there that we just don't big whoa no anymore. It's
• 40:32
  Speaker 2: because of the Internet. I say it all the time.
• 40:34
  Speaker 2: The Internet was supposed to make it so we never
• 40:37
  Speaker 2: lose any history again, but it actually makes it really easy.
• 40:40
  Speaker 2: Like once something disappears from the Internet, good luck.
• 40:44
  Speaker 3: Like MySpace, good luck trying to get that.
• 40:46
  Speaker 4: Yeah, let's bring back my Space. It'd be good.
• 40:49
  Speaker 5: I coded it the other day so fast it was
• 40:51
  Speaker 5: crazy nice.
• 40:55
  Speaker 2: So yeah, that's our episode. The justice system is rigged
• 40:59
  Speaker 2: against rich white people. I think that's our conclusion here
• 41:02
  Speaker 2: and exclusively, Yeah, against rich white people.
• 41:05
  Speaker 5: And also laptops just have whatever you want on them,
• 41:09
  Speaker 5: you know.
• 41:10
  Speaker 3: Yeah, whatever you want is on a laptop. That's what
• 41:13
  Speaker 3: it is.
• 41:14
  Speaker 4: Yeah. Yeah, just put anything on a hard drive.
• 41:16
  Speaker 3: Believe laptops exactly.
• 41:20
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 41:20
  Speaker 2: I love Sean Hannity. I almost called him han shanity.
• 41:24
  Speaker 3: And I like that han shanity.
• 41:27
  Speaker 2: I love his just the wording of that statement. Hunter
• 41:31
  Speaker 2: Biden's laptop is real. Well, yeah, it's a laptop. It's
• 41:34
  Speaker 2: not a fucking time travel device. Of course he's got
• 41:37
  Speaker 2: a laptop. What do you mean it's not real?
• 41:38
  Speaker 3: Nobody thought it was not real.
• 41:40
  Speaker 2: Yeah, we all thought it was an actual laptop, Sean, Sean.
• 41:45
  Speaker 3: It was never real. It was all in your head,
• 41:48
  Speaker 3: the laptop the whole time.
• 41:50
  Speaker 4: It was all a dream.
• 41:52
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 41:52
  Speaker 2: I used to read word Up magazine, Salt and Papa
• 41:55
  Speaker 2: Heavy d Up in the limousine. Me three hanging pictures
• 41:58
  Speaker 2: on the wall every Saturday. Rap attack, mister Magic Marlomo,
• 42:01
  Speaker 2: you are notorious, big song.
• 42:03
  Speaker 3: I know you're wearing the shirt.
• 42:04
  Speaker 4: Oh yeah, that would have been an easier thing to
• 42:06
  Speaker 4: point to.
• 42:06
  Speaker 3: Huh hah eh, all right, I think that's.
• 42:09
  Speaker 2: I think that's our episode, ain't it?
• 42:11
  Speaker 6: It?
• 42:11
  Speaker 4: Sure is?
• 42:12
  Speaker 3: Yeah?
• 42:13
  Speaker 4: What do we have to plug?
• 42:16
  Speaker 2: Follow me on Adam Todd Brown dot subseack dot com,
• 42:18
  Speaker 2: even if you don't want to give me money for it.
• 42:20
  Speaker 2: I feel like that's just going to be where I
• 42:22
  Speaker 2: do social media. Shit, there's too many platforms. Ah, just
• 42:26
  Speaker 2: I'll post updates about things there, so follow me there.
• 42:30
  Speaker 2: If I have shit to tell you, it'll be free.
• 42:32
  Speaker 2: It won't be behind a paywall obviously, hu. And also
• 42:35
  Speaker 2: you could give me money to read my articles. I'm
• 42:37
  Speaker 2: very good, Jen, What do you have a plug?
• 42:39
  Speaker 3: Guess what?
• 42:40
  Speaker 5: Meetjen dot net is now a vlog and blog for
• 42:44
  Speaker 5: five dollars that is not sexy content.
• 42:47
  Speaker 3: I quit, So please support me there.
• 42:50
  Speaker 5: I know that a lot of you have been asking
• 42:51
  Speaker 5: me for that for forever, so I'm giving you that
• 42:53
  Speaker 5: it's gonna be like weird vlogs of my life. I
• 42:56
  Speaker 5: still do lots of weird things all the time. Actually,
• 43:00
  Speaker 5: I don't even have to try to do weird things.
• 43:01
  Speaker 5: Weird things just happen to me. So I film everything
• 43:04
  Speaker 5: all the time and a lot of like unseen performances,
• 43:09
  Speaker 5: and I like have a lot of different shows that
• 43:11
  Speaker 5: I've done. Some of them are clown shows. So if
• 43:14
  Speaker 5: that's of any interest to you, it should be they're insane.
• 43:18
  Speaker 5: So that check out that it's only fucking five dollars.
• 43:21
  Speaker 2: Please, It's only five dollars and that's meet Jen m
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  Speaker 2: E A T.
• 43:26
  Speaker 3: I'm assuming yeah, yeah, dot net dot net.
• 43:31
  Speaker 4: And I think that's it.
• 43:33
  Speaker 2: Let's get the fuck out of here before the FBI
• 43:37
  Speaker 2: sees is our laptops?
• 43:38
  Speaker 4: Jen say goodbye.
• 43:39
  Speaker 3: Also, I'm streaming again on Twitch. Goodbye.
• 43:41
  Speaker 4: I love you, Goodbye everybody. We love you. People.
• 43:50
  Speaker 3: You're trying to just have to
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  Speaker 2: Stress it, st struction and rear because that's being strong.