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Tell us your WORK SCREW UP (and we'll guess if you got fired for it or not) · Johnjay & Rich On Demand

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  Speaker 1: Real quick, we were talking about this morning, weird rules
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  Speaker 1: you had when you were growing up. And then we're
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  Speaker 1: going to get into how you screwed up at work. Brianna,
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  Speaker 1: you have a weird rule, right?
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  Speaker 2: Yes.
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  Speaker 3: What was it?
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  Speaker 4: I'm sorry?
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  Speaker 3: What was it?
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  Speaker 5: So growing up, I grew up on the reservation. So
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  Speaker 5: the rule was that you could only go in and
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  Speaker 5: out of the.
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  Speaker 6: House one time. So if you, being a kid.
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  Speaker 5: You wanted to go play outside... Once you came inside,
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  Speaker 5: you had to stay inside.
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  Speaker 4: Weird.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, so he would go out in the morning, pack
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  Speaker 5: a snack and a water bottle, and be out all day.
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  Speaker 4: So you can't, like, go, hey, I forgot my keys.
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  Speaker 4: You can't come back in to grab something? What if
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  Speaker 4: you needed to go to the bathroom? You're just in
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  Speaker 4: for the.
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  Speaker 7: Rest of the day?
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  Speaker 5: You pop the squat outside.
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  Speaker 4: Oh, my gosh.
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  Speaker 8: Wow.
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  Speaker 4: So it's once a day you can only come and
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  Speaker 4: go one time?
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  Speaker 2: Yes.
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  Speaker 3: All right. That's a weird rule. Very weird rule.
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  Speaker 2: It was.
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  Speaker 6: I thought it was normal.
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  Speaker 5: I thought everybody did it.
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  Speaker 3: What about now as an adult? Has that affected you
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  Speaker 3: in any way?
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  Speaker 2: No.
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  Speaker 5: Now my kids can go in and out of the
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  Speaker 5: house whenever they want.
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  Speaker 8: No, but you.
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  Speaker 1: Like when you leave work, go to work, you're like,
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  Speaker 1: if I go back home, I can never. You call
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  Speaker 1: back into work, sir, I forgot my purse. You go
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  Speaker 1: back in, I can't leave. Forgot my purse, so I
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  Speaker 1: go back inside. I wish.
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  Speaker 9: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: All right, Brianna, thanks for calling in.
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  Speaker 5: It was very traumatizing when I found out that nobody
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  Speaker 5: else did that. I was like, oh, so you.
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  Speaker 6: Guys keep going inside?
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  Speaker 4: What a weird question to hear from your friend. I
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  Speaker 4: keep going inside anytime I want.
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  Speaker 3: So all over the news on Thursday and Friday was.
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  Speaker 1: These people got fired and Dolly Parton died.
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  Speaker 3: Don't want to confuse you. Nine to five. So what
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  Speaker 3: was it called? Good, good. Bad, good, golf.
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  Speaker 4: Good, good.
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  Speaker 3: And what did they do? They made a bad video.
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  Speaker 10: Yes, they made an ad that it was eerily effervescent
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  Speaker 10: of domestic violence, right? And so they paired with Callaway
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  Speaker 10: to do this golf club, and that's what they were
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  Speaker 10: promoting in the ad. And it was not received well,
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  Speaker 10: and everyone started pulling their sponsorships. So Good Good basically
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  Speaker 10: fired their marketing team. And then the owner on Friday
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  Speaker 10: came forward and was like, it's interesting that Callaway is
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  Speaker 10: cutting ties with us and kind of making us take
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  Speaker 10: the fall when they approved the ad. They basically wanted
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  Speaker 10: us to make the ad. And then he sort of
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  Speaker 10: insinuated that they were thinking about maybe legal action against Callaway.
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  Speaker 10: But since then, that's kind of gone away. But even
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  Speaker 10: Callaway did admit that they did approve the ad. And
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  Speaker 10: since then, they have fired the marketing team that was involved.
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  Speaker 1: So we want to know how you screwed up at
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  Speaker 1: work or... you saw someone screw up at work, and
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  Speaker 1: then we're going to guess whether they got fired or not.
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  Speaker 11: Make this job and show me.
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  Speaker 9: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: Brandon, good morning. Did you screw up at work?
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  Speaker 7: Hey, good morning. Long-time listener, fourth-time caller. No, I did
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  Speaker 7: not screw up, but I saw someone screw up. So
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  Speaker 7: I used to work in tech sales, and this lady
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  Speaker 7: would fall asleep, like, in a cubicle next to me. And,
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  Speaker 7: you know, we were no snitches, so we were like,
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  Speaker 7: nudge her every once in a while, go over and
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  Speaker 7: ask her some questions. And she would just fall asleep
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  Speaker 7: all the time. And then one time she fell asleep
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  Speaker 7: and she did eventually, um, you know, get caught for it.
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  Speaker 7: And then what we found out was that under a
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  Speaker 7: whole bunch of paperwork in the bottom drawer of her
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  Speaker 7: desk was like 50 of those little tiny liquor bottles.
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  Speaker 3: No. Okay.
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  Speaker 4: So she wasn't sleepy. She was drunk.
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  Speaker 8: Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: So our guess is, did she.
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  Speaker 3: Get fired or not?
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  Speaker 9: Right.
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  Speaker 3: You have to guess, yeah. I'm going to say she
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  Speaker 3: did not get fired.
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  Speaker 4: I'm going to say she did.
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  Speaker 11: Yeah, she got fired.
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  Speaker 4: You can't drink on the job. I don't think she
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  Speaker 4: got fired.
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  Speaker 3: We're split.
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  Speaker 7: What if she was just collecting the bottles and they
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  Speaker 7: were not used?
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  Speaker 3: That's right. So what's the answer? She was fired.
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  Speaker 4: Take this job and shove it.
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  Speaker 8: Someone else found the bottles.
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  Speaker 4: Of course she got fired.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, of course. All right. Thanks, Brandon. That's a good one, man.
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  Speaker 3: That's good. Lisa, good morning.
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  Speaker 12: Good morning.
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  Speaker 2: How are you guys?
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  Speaker 3: Did you screw up at work or did you see
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  Speaker 3: someone screw up at work?
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  Speaker 7: I screwed up.
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  Speaker 3: Okay, you tell us what happened and we're going to
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  Speaker 3: guess if you got fired or not.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, so I was on a team call with a
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  Speaker 2: lot of my peers, our supervisor and our operations director.
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  Speaker 2: One of my peers is not good at her job.
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  Speaker 2: So I didn't realize I forgot to mute myself after
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  Speaker 2: I finished discussing something, and then she said about checking
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  Speaker 2: her work and her numbers, and I go, well, no.
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  Speaker 7: Shit, Sherlock.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, you can't say that.
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  Speaker 8: You can't say that on your Zoom.
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  Speaker 3: Take this job and shove it.
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  Speaker 1: She screwed up on our job, too. Megan, how'd you
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  Speaker 1: screw up at work, or did you see someone screw up?
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  Speaker 4: Oh, my gosh.
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  Speaker 13: Okay, so everyone's dreaded side work at Cracker Barrel is
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  Speaker 13: the lemonade machine. Because you have to break it down,
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  Speaker 13: take it to the dish pit, wash it out, refill it. Well,
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  Speaker 13: of course, you put it back together. I got finished,
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  Speaker 13: and I realized that I forgot to put the gasket
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  Speaker 13: in there. So I slid it under the machine.
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  Speaker 4: Clocked out, and left. Okay. And what happens? Just a
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  Speaker 4: mess of chaos?
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  Speaker 12: Yeah, yeah.
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  Speaker 2: It leaks.
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  Speaker 13: And eventually it all leaks out. And so mid-shift, dinner time,
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  Speaker 13: they were cleaning up my mess.
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  Speaker 8: I'm sure they were mad.
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  Speaker 3: Okay. So that's your screw up. So I'm going to
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  Speaker 3: say you did not get fired.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, me too.
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  Speaker 3: Why do you think?
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  Speaker 4: I'm going to say you got fired.
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  Speaker 3: Because people make mistakes.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: Maybe they gave.
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  Speaker 4: You some grace. But that wasn't a mistake. She did
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  Speaker 4: it on purpose.
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  Speaker 3: Are you still at Cracker Barrel?
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  Speaker 13: I did not do it on purpose.
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  Speaker 4: Nah, you didn't get fired.
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  Speaker 5: I just forgot a piece.
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  Speaker 3: You didn't get fired. Did you get fired or not fired?
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  Speaker 13: I did not get fired. Okay, good.
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  Speaker 3: Are you still there? You still working?
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  Speaker 12: No, I quit that job.
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  Speaker 3: I'm a big fan of their mac and cheese, by
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  Speaker 3: the way. Big fan.
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  Speaker 13: Oh, yeah, and their chicken tenders.
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  Speaker 9: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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  Speaker 3: Thanks, Megan.
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  Speaker 4: The grilled tenders.
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  Speaker 3: I'm so glad you didn't get fired. Hold on the line.
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  Speaker 1: All right, so tell us how you screwed up at work,
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  Speaker 1: and then we're going to guess if you got fired
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  Speaker 1: or not, or you saw someone screw up at work.
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  Speaker 1: All right, how'd you screw up at work? And did
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  Speaker 1: you get fired?
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  Speaker 3: We're going to guess. Bev, good morning.
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  Speaker 12: Good morning. When I look back at this, I still
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  Speaker 12: think this is so hilarious. So anyway, I was about 18,
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  Speaker 12: 18 or 19, and I was a receptionist at a
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  Speaker 12: law firm. And so one of the attorneys, his wife
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  Speaker 12: called in. And so I put her through and I
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  Speaker 12: was like, Mr. Jacobson, your wife is on line one.
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  Speaker 12: But really, she was on line two. So he picks
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  Speaker 12: up line one and says, hey there, you sexy little wench,
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  Speaker 12: to a client.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, my God.
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  Speaker 11: And the client's like, excuse me?
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  Speaker 4: This is so bad. Oh, my God.
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  Speaker 12: Okay, so you have to guess. Did I get fired?
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  Speaker 3: No, you didn't get fired.
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  Speaker 10: See, I don't know.
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  Speaker 4: It depends. Was it a huge client?
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  Speaker 1: I think because of his personality, the way he said
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  Speaker 1: that to his wife, that he's good.
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  Speaker 3: He was fine. He laughed at it.
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  Speaker 4: Oh, my gosh. I think you did get fired, Peyton.
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  Speaker 4: I think you're safe.
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  Speaker 3: I think it was a big client.
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  Speaker 12: I did not get fired.
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  Speaker 8: Take this job and shove it.
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  Speaker 12: They were a really fun couple. I would house sit
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  Speaker 12: for them. And, oh, my God, I saw things in
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  Speaker 12: that house that I didn't want to know about my boss.
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  Speaker 3: Like what?
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  Speaker 12: Well, I found a naked picture of her in the
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  Speaker 12: kitchen drawer, like where your junk drawer. I'm like, why
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  Speaker 12: is there a naked picture?
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  Speaker 3: So she really is a sexy little witch.
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  Speaker 8: Like I was, I know.
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  Speaker 12: So I was like looking for scissors and then there's
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  Speaker 12: a picture of her and there was a bunch of
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  Speaker 12: VHS tapes and I did not even, but they were
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  Speaker 12: like naughty names on them. Like you knew there was
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  Speaker 12: going to be something scary on there.
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  Speaker 4: They partied a little. That's all right.
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  Speaker 3: What were some of the names? Were they homemade or
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  Speaker 3: were they like?
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, homemade.
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  Speaker 12: They were homemade.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, yikes.
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  Speaker 12: You know, it's like her name in the bathtub or whatever.
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  Speaker 7: Wow.
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  Speaker 4: Well, of course, if they're, you know, careless enough to
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  Speaker 4: leave naked pictures in the junk drawer, they got all
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  Speaker 4: kinds of stuff going on. Wow.
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  Speaker 2: I know.
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  Speaker 12: When they have a house sitter, what the heck?
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  Speaker 3: Man, okay. That's a good story, Beth. That's awesome. Thanks
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  Speaker 3: for calling in. Thank you.
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  Speaker 12: Hey, I wanted to say happy birthday to John Jay
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  Speaker 12: on Friday. We share the same birthday.
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  Speaker 11: Oh, my God. Happy birthday, Beth.
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  Speaker 12: Happy birthday.
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  Speaker 4: Thank you very much.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm very excited.
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  Speaker 12: You're welcome.
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  Speaker 3: Thank you.
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  Speaker 14: Bye.
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  Speaker 3: On Instagram, it's funny. The Virgo Instagrams that get filled
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  Speaker 3: in my feed.
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  Speaker 1: Sometimes these horoscopes trip me out because it's like, how
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  Speaker 1: Virgos celebrate their birthday, how they just don't care. And
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  Speaker 1: that's like the whole vibe, and that's exactly how I'm like, okay, whatever. Jeff, Jeff,
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  Speaker 1: good morning. Did you screw up at work, or did
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  Speaker 1: you see someone screw up?
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  Speaker 9: It was someone else that screwed up at work.
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  Speaker 3: Okay, tell us what they do.
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  Speaker 9: Okay, so at this time, I was in the military,
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  Speaker 9: and I'm already at my uh, my work, my station. And, um,
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  Speaker 9: all of a sudden the entire base gets recalled.
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  Speaker 14: Um, we get some information that there might be like
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  Speaker 14: a sniper, um, on the base. And so like the
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  Speaker 14: entire base, everyone that's off work has been called into base.
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  Speaker 14: And like, we're doing this whole like deep and search
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  Speaker 14: and everything.
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  Speaker 9: Um, Come to find out that it wasn't a sniper
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  Speaker 9: on the base. It was actually an antelope that was
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  Speaker 9: on the base. Someone thought it was a sniper.
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  Speaker 4: Okay.
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  Speaker 3: All right, that's pretty big.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, I would think you'd get fired for that.
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  Speaker 10: You have to know the difference, right?
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  Speaker 1: I would say they didn't get fired, but they got
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  Speaker 1: transferred to some terrible military base.
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  Speaker 4: Oh, that's good.
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  Speaker 3: What happened?
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  Speaker 14: Well, from what I heard, they didn't get fired, but
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  Speaker 14: they did get into some trouble and have to talk
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  Speaker 14: to the commander. And I think they got assigned some
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  Speaker 14: extra work that they.
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  Speaker 4: Had to do.
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  Speaker 1: Explain to me, Private, how you think this antelope is
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  Speaker 1: a sniper.
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  Speaker 3: Good morning, Janae. Did you screw up at work?
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  Speaker 6: I did screw up at work.
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  Speaker 12: I screwed up at work last week, actually.
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  Speaker 15: I work in payroll, and I accidentally made.
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  Speaker 13: A $ 15, 000 mistake by double-paying employees.
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  Speaker 1: I'm going to guess that you didn't get fired because
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  Speaker 1: I think it'd be too soon for you to call
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  Speaker 1: in and share that story if you got fired.
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  Speaker 4: Well. I don't think she got fired.
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  Speaker 9: I did not get fired.
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  Speaker 3: You did not get fired.
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  Speaker 4: That's a bad email to get back in.
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  Speaker 12: I'm in the process of fixing it.
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  Speaker 9: Right.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah.
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  Speaker 15: Yeah, no, employees are not happy when they have to
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  Speaker 15: pay that money.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, yeah, sure. That's a terrible mistake.
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  Speaker 15: So just a mess I'm currently dealing with.
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  Speaker 3: Hold on a second.
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  Speaker 1: That's a good one.
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  Speaker 2: Hold on.
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  Speaker 3: Sean, what's your screw up?
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  Speaker 6: So my screw.
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  Speaker 1: Up at work.
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  Speaker 2: Yes. Can you hear me?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, gotcha.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, so my script at work was about 10 years
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  Speaker 6: ago at the time I sold copiers. And on the contract,
• 12:09
  Speaker 6: you wrote the charge for the color copies and the
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  Speaker 6: charge for the black and white. And I reversed them.
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  Speaker 6: So I should have had the black and white at
• 12:18
  Speaker 6: a penny and the color at 10 cents, but I
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  Speaker 6: reversed them. And this went on for like two years.
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  Speaker 6: Nobody caught it. It was a $ 27, 000 mistake. Yeah, I
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  Speaker 6: was already gone.
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  Speaker 4: Oh, well, then they couldn't fire you. So then you
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  Speaker 4: didn't get fired.
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  Speaker 11: Take this job, Shelby!
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  Speaker 6: However, a few years later, they still hired me back
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  Speaker 6: when I wanted to come back.
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  Speaker 4: Oh!
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  Speaker 3: And then they fired.
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  Speaker 10: Me.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah.
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  Speaker 6: And I'll tell you, John Jay, I'm in central Phoenix,
• 12:52
  Speaker 6: and it is raining right now.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, I see it raining everywhere now.
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  Speaker 9: Yeah. Oh, yeah.
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  Speaker 3: Well, thank you very much, Sean, for sharing that story.
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  Speaker 3: You're welcome. Diana, you got to screw up.
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  Speaker 15: Yeah, so I work in the restaurant industry, and a
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  Speaker 15: couple of friends of ours decided to leave some special
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  Speaker 15: candies in one of the drawers. And our manager, thinking
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  Speaker 15: she was very funny, went into that drawer and ate
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  Speaker 15: all of our candies.
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  Speaker 9: And.
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  Speaker 15: Didn't know what kind of candies they were, so basically
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  Speaker 15: she ended up having to leave to the hospital because
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  Speaker 15: she ate the entire sack.
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  Speaker 11: Oh, no.
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  Speaker 4: She was high.
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  Speaker 11: Take this job and shove it.
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  Speaker 15: Went over on us, and she said, yeah, you guys
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  Speaker 15: better think next time before you leave your candies in
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  Speaker 15: the drawer. And we're like, you did not eat them.
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  Speaker 15: And she's like, oh, I ate all of them. So
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  Speaker 15: she didn't smoke at all. So you can even imagine
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  Speaker 15: how that went over for her.
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  Speaker 11: Oh, my gosh.
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  Speaker 15: She was probably so sick after that.
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  Speaker 4: It's like she tried to get one over on you.
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  Speaker 4: So it's kind of your fault, but not your fault.
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  Speaker 3: Well, who gets in trouble for that?
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  Speaker 4: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: So who got in trouble? Her or you?
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  Speaker 15: Actually, nobody. Nobody got in trouble.
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  Speaker 9: She didn't.
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  Speaker 15: She loved us all so much. She didn't say anything.
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  Speaker 15: She was just, no more candies at work.
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  Speaker 4: That's a good rule.
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  Speaker 3: She had to go to the stomach.
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  Speaker 15: No more candies. Not even regular candies.
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  Speaker 11: Take this job and shove it.
• 14:25
  Speaker 1: Diana, it's up to you or Janae for My Chemical Romance.
• 14:29
  Speaker 1: Do you want to see My Chemical Romance?
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  Speaker 4: I do.
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  Speaker 3: You do?
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  Speaker 4: Okay.
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  Speaker 3: Well, then you can have them then.
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  Speaker 4: Take some candies. Go to the show.
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  Speaker 9: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: Hold on a second.
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  Speaker 9: Hold on.
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  Speaker 3: Janae, do you want to see My Chemical Romance?
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  Speaker 13: I want to see My Chemical Romance so bad.
• 14:44
  Speaker 4: And Jimmy Eat World.
• 14:45
  Speaker 7: Jimmy Eat World is my favorite.
• 14:46
  Speaker 3: Can we give her two pair? We can get a
• 14:47
  Speaker 3: pair for her. Yeah, okay. Yeah, no problem, Janae. You
• 14:49
  Speaker 3: got it. You got it.
• 14:51
  Speaker 11: Yay!
• 14:52
  Speaker 2: Thank you so much.
• 14:52
  Speaker 4: That was a good round, people. See what it brings.
• 14:55
  Speaker 4: You all participate so well. Actually, there's one more.
• 14:58
  Speaker 3: Michael, you got one? You screwed up at work?
• 15:03
  Speaker 14: Yeah.
• 15:03
  Speaker 9: Can you.
• 15:06
  Speaker 1: Hear me?
• 15:06
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 15:06
  Speaker 16: Okay, so I started working for this painting company.
• 15:09
  Speaker 6: And it's just like cruise of three.
• 15:11
  Speaker 16: So I was, uh, it was about like my, I
• 15:13
  Speaker 16: was only there for like maybe two weeks and it's
• 15:16
  Speaker 16: a father and son that I'm working with. Well, the
• 15:18
  Speaker 16: son asked me, he shows me.
• 15:19
  Speaker 7: A cooler full of beer and he's like, you, you
• 15:22
  Speaker 7: want a beer?
• 15:22
  Speaker 9: And I was like, not, not on the clock.
• 15:24
  Speaker 4: You don't like I'm good.
• 15:26
  Speaker 16: He's like, all right, well, he starts drinking and drinking away.
• 15:29
  Speaker 7: We'll come lunchtime. We need to go get more paint. Well,
• 15:31
  Speaker 7: he can't drive his truck cause he's so wasted.
• 15:34
  Speaker 16: So I drive his truck to go, you know, to
• 15:36
  Speaker 16: the paint store to go get more paint.
• 15:38
  Speaker 7: We come back.
• 15:40
  Speaker 10: I look over.
• 15:40
  Speaker 16: He's literally on the neighbor's roof.
• 15:43
  Speaker 7: Not the house that we're painting.
• 15:45
  Speaker 9: Neighbor's roof.
• 15:45
  Speaker 16: And he's dancing and singing. And I'm, like, telling his dad, like, dude,
• 15:48
  Speaker 16: you should probably tell him to go wait in the
• 15:50
  Speaker 16: truck so he doesn't get in trouble.
• 15:53
  Speaker 12: And he's dancing away.
• 15:55
  Speaker 16: Well, long story short, at the end of the day,
• 15:57
  Speaker 16: while we're all packing up, he, I guess he sliced
• 16:01
  Speaker 16: his finger open, like, really bad on one of the handmasters.
• 16:04
  Speaker 9: And he had to go get stitches.
• 16:06
  Speaker 1: So.
• 16:08
  Speaker 9: Yeah, that's basically what.
• 16:09
  Speaker 3: Well, he owned the company, so he didn't get fired.
• 16:11
  Speaker 4: Nah, he didn't get fired.
• 16:12
  Speaker 3: He didn't get fired. He didn't get fired.
• 16:13
  Speaker 14: Well, he definitely got fired.
• 16:14
  Speaker 7: Oh, he did?
• 16:15
  Speaker 3: I thought he owned the company.
• 16:17
  Speaker 9: Yeah, well, I'm sorry?
• 16:19
  Speaker 3: I thought you said he owned the company.
• 16:22
  Speaker 4: Oh, no, no.
• 16:22
  Speaker 16: I was working for a new company.
• 16:24
  Speaker 4: It was just crews of three.
• 16:25
  Speaker 16: The crew that I was with was a father and
• 16:27
  Speaker 16: a son.
• 16:28
  Speaker 3: Oh, I got it.
• 16:30
  Speaker 4: You got fired.
• 16:30
  Speaker 2: You got fired.
• 16:31
  Speaker 11: Make this job and shove it.