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HASH IT OUT: The perfect baby name · Johnjay & Rich On Demand

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  Speaker 1: Well less, so you're on the air, good morning, Good
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  Speaker 1: morning's told to pick you up, that it's an emergency
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  Speaker 1: or that has to happen now.
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  Speaker 2: Uh, yes, because I am calling you straight from the hospital. Uh.
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  Speaker 2: We my husband and I are about to have our
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  Speaker 2: first baby, and we are in a little bit of
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  Speaker 2: a deliberation right now, and I need your guys, not advice,
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  Speaker 2: but just to kind of talk some sense into him.
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  Speaker 3: I mean, since you're having the baby, shouldn't he just
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  Speaker 3: agree with anything that you say?
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  Speaker 2: Right?
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  Speaker 4: Right?
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  Speaker 2: And the whole one would think absolutely, one.
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  Speaker 5: Would think, what's the dilemma? Talk to us?
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  Speaker 1: So what you're in there, You're in the you're in
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  Speaker 1: the room right now. You're like getting ready to deliver
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  Speaker 1: a baby.
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  Speaker 2: Yes, oh, yes, absolutely, yes he is.
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  Speaker 5: What's his name? Yes? Oh he's there. Oh hey, joe
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  Speaker 5: what's your name?
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  Speaker 3: Joey?
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  Speaker 5: All right, Joey? Hold on? Can you hold on for
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  Speaker 5: one say, let's hear Alyssa's issue. Go ahead, Lissa, Okay, So.
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  Speaker 2: My issue is is that we have picked out a
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  Speaker 2: name or we're having a baby.
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  Speaker 4: Boy.
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  Speaker 2: I got a name, and everything is very very fine.
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  Speaker 2: It's been fine for a long time until I'm literally
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  Speaker 2: here right now, and I'm realizing, well, my husband really
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  Speaker 2: wants to name him something classic. We wanted to. We
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  Speaker 2: want to name him Peter, right, okay, classic, very sweet,
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  Speaker 2: We love it. But it just now dawned on me
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  Speaker 2: that our last name is Parker.
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  Speaker 5: That's awesome.
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  Speaker 3: I love that so much.
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  Speaker 2: Awesome.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, what is your problem with it?
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  Speaker 2: Well, the fact is is that the nurse uh literally,
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  Speaker 2: well she kind of laughed at it, and then she said,
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  Speaker 2: with great power comes great responsibility. And now I'm here
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  Speaker 2: thinking that our entire life it's just going to be
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  Speaker 2: references to Spider Man and what really want to deal
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  Speaker 2: with that?
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  Speaker 5: Amazing?
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  Speaker 3: Amazing for the kid, probably not for you. We have friends,
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  Speaker 3: John Jay and I have friends. Remember our buddy Chris Picole.
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  Speaker 3: There's his name, Won, his name Bruce Clark Kent, and
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  Speaker 3: the other one his name Bruce Wayne, right, yeah, because
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  Speaker 3: he's such a super hero fan. And Chris is like,
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  Speaker 3: do I not get cool points for the rest of
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  Speaker 3: my life for letting that happen. She's not into that
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  Speaker 3: at all, but she just let it go.
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  Speaker 1: Well, I was gonna say, like Peter Parker, like I
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  Speaker 1: don't want to bag on our friends, but like Clark
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  Speaker 1: Kent was always kind of a dufis right, Peter Parker's
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  Speaker 1: freaking cool? Yeah right, But I also understand you don't
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  Speaker 1: want the rest of your life as a parent, got
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  Speaker 1: to deal with these one liners all the time.
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  Speaker 6: Right, So heaven forbid you ever do a non Spider
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  Speaker 6: Man birthday party.
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  Speaker 2: What if he does end up liking you know, DC
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  Speaker 2: over Marvel?
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  Speaker 5: Well, what, Joey, what's your argument?
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  Speaker 4: I think it's an awesome name. It's a classic. You know,
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  Speaker 4: we got built in Halloween costumes for the whole family.
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  Speaker 4: It can't be better.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean, really, nobody's gonna forget your kid's name.
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  Speaker 3: He's got his own personal branding.
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  Speaker 5: That's true.
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  Speaker 7: But like you, then you have to like I don't know,
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  Speaker 7: as a kid, I feel like I would probably get
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  Speaker 7: a little annoyed of that too, Like every time your
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  Speaker 7: teacher calls your name Peter Parker like Spider Man, Like
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  Speaker 7: at some point, like that's gonna get annoying.
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  Speaker 1: Actually, Also, you think about this for a second, when
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  Speaker 1: you deal with bullying, when people, oh, come up, Peter Parker,
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  Speaker 1: You're so bad, you are so tough. Yeah, bullying, So
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  Speaker 1: throw spider webs at him.
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  Speaker 2: And yeah, and kids can be ruthless and realis and
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  Speaker 2: I you know, and I don't. I don't want to
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  Speaker 2: have a kid that's just gonna end up going by
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  Speaker 2: his middle name because he resents the fact.
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  Speaker 1: So our job actually used to talk Joey out of
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  Speaker 1: wanting it, and Joey, I think I could do that
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  Speaker 1: for you really quick.
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  Speaker 4: I mean, if you think you can. My argument, I'm
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  Speaker 4: gonna tell you, guys, when he applies for a job
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  Speaker 4: and there's hundreds of applications, who do you think they're
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  Speaker 4: gonna call Peter.
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  Speaker 5: Parker at least for the interview to meet this in
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  Speaker 5: Parker character.
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  Speaker 1: All right, So when I was a kid, and I
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  Speaker 1: think still growing up, the name Peter is also synonymous
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  Speaker 1: with Penis. People say, Peter, if my Peter, if my
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  Speaker 1: aunt had a Peter, should be my uncle.
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  Speaker 5: So my dad always said, so yeah, if every time
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  Speaker 5: I go if if, what if?
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  Speaker 4: What if?
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  Speaker 2: This?
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  Speaker 5: You go if if if, if my aunt had a
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  Speaker 5: Peter should be my uncle, And I'd be like what.
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  Speaker 1: So that's something to think about, you know, Like, you
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  Speaker 1: don't want to name your kid Richard, no offense rich
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  Speaker 1: because a lot of people go by the name Dick
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  Speaker 1: especially if you're watching pan am one O three. The
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  Speaker 1: guy's name is Dick the whole time. Every time to
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  Speaker 1: say Dick, you can't just go what you always oh,
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  Speaker 1: that's his name.
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  Speaker 3: I don't go by that, but I get called that
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  Speaker 3: quite a bit.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, this is the true.
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  Speaker 1: So stuff stuff like like, you know what, when girls
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  Speaker 1: are coming up with baby names for their baby, you
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  Speaker 1: never really want to tell youybody, because everyone always telling
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  Speaker 1: you don't do that because of whatever, because oh, her
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  Speaker 1: name's gonna be Destiny. Oh, coming up with this inner
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  Speaker 1: stage is destiny. Put your hands together. Day, Like, you
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  Speaker 1: don't want to tell people because it sounds like a
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  Speaker 1: stripper name. So you kind of like if you and
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  Speaker 1: against Peter Parker, you got to deal with that the
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  Speaker 1: rest of your life.
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  Speaker 5: So thoughts, Alyssa, Joey.
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  Speaker 4: I mean, it's not like I'm trying to name SpongeBob
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  Speaker 4: squarepantsker Honey.
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  Speaker 5: Do you guys just need a rock paper scissors?
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  Speaker 6: I feel like I have the easiest solution.
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  Speaker 5: Okay, please, I guess one does.
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  Speaker 2: Not have the capability to deliberate this right.
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  Speaker 6: Now with him, right now, I have the perfect solution
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  Speaker 6: for you. Alyssa, Okay, Joey. Peter is the middle name
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  Speaker 6: that way, if he's into it. He likes Spider Man,
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  Speaker 6: he can go by his middle name, but nobody ever
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  Speaker 6: has to know that's his middle name.
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  Speaker 1: Great first name, Elon, Elon Peter Parker, he won't get.
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  Speaker 5: Made fun of.
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  Speaker 2: Maybe not.
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  Speaker 5: It's too bad.
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  Speaker 3: Too bad Parker is not his first name, because you
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  Speaker 3: could make his middle name something like over there Parker
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  Speaker 3: over there, be kind of fun.
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  Speaker 5: They're trying to avoid Parker Parker.
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  Speaker 1: Anyway, Thanks for calling in, you guys, and congratulate relations
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  Speaker 1: on having a baby here at any second.
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  Speaker 5: Now better hurry and think about what you're gonna do.
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  Speaker 2: Thank you guys so much.
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  Speaker 5: You got it.
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  Speaker 2: Man.
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  Speaker 5: Wow, what a situation that Flower
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  Speaker 4: Just put them for