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Reddit Updates With PLOT TWISTS · The conspiracy

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Speaker 1: Hello, my precious little unit con. How are you doing today?
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Speaker 1: Good good. I'm so glad you're here. That's all that
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Speaker 1: matters right now, Isn't it just us hanging out reading
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Speaker 1: some drama in other people's lives that doesn't affect ours,
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Speaker 1: and we can a gem all we wanted. Let's do it.
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Speaker 2: Hello everybody, and welcome back into the YouTube channel. I'm
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Speaker 2: comic Chris, you can call me Chris. And today we're
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Speaker 2: reading Reddit. We're reading read It again. We're doing true
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Speaker 2: crime Reddit, True Crime Reddit. I don't know what I've
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Speaker 2: gotten into this pattern. I feel like I'm gonna throw.
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Speaker 1: In a vlog somewhere and here on one of these saturdays.
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Speaker 1: But I've just been really enjoying this, and you guys
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Speaker 1: have been really enjoying it too, So let's just stop
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Speaker 1: talking about it and let's just start reading, all right,
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Speaker 1: Let's get into it. Send help. Friend wants to wear
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Speaker 1: this to a wedding. I pray there's a picture. Descriptions
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Speaker 1: are fine, but I prefer pictures, okay, please, Hell. A
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Speaker 1: friend and I are attending a black tie wedding. I'm
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Speaker 1: the plus one. Without hesitation, I've already selected a standard
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Speaker 1: tux and plan to add my own flare. However, the
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Speaker 1: dress is my friend to selecting. Worry me. She's convinced
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Speaker 1: the bride, who is marrying one of the friend's college pals,
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Speaker 1: won't be angry about the stress appearing at any of
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Speaker 1: her events. Oh my god, I think it's white. I
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Speaker 1: won't go into any backstory, but suffice to say this
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Speaker 1: isn't the only white dress she sent me. Oh no,
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Speaker 1: she thinks she's the main character. It is, unfortunately the
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Speaker 1: only remaining white dress. She says she's going to buy
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Speaker 1: and bring anyway to not just one, but two separate weddings.
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Speaker 1: Oh wow, Okay, she really does have that main character syndrome.
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Speaker 1: Oh no, Apparently my word as gay bestie and fashion
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Speaker 1: etiquette experience with weddings means very little to her. This girl,
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Speaker 1: you need to warn the brides or like, get the
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Speaker 1: I don't know if you know that. I mean, yeah,
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Speaker 1: you're the plus Oh you're the plus one. Shit, you
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Speaker 1: don't know the bride's numbers? Maybe find them on Facebook,
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Speaker 1: you know, because there's two. You're talking about one wedding,
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Speaker 1: but you're saying there's two weddings. But I would find
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Speaker 1: them and be like hey, please reach out to her
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Speaker 1: and say, like, don't wear a white or something. I
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Speaker 1: don't know. Sorry, I'll keep reading. I suspect she knows
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Speaker 1: it won't fly, as she refuses to send photos of
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Speaker 1: any of her picks to relevant maids of honor or
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Speaker 1: bride'smaids for the two upcoming weddings. So please, Internet strangers
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Speaker 1: help me convince her otherwise. Stop it. Don't do it. Okay,
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Speaker 1: your anti Cristo, don't do it. Oh, this was recently,
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Speaker 1: this was like less than a week ago. Shit, Hopefully
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Speaker 1: she sees this. Hopefully. Oh my god, we have a picture.
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Speaker 1: We have a picture. Everybody shut up, sit down and
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Speaker 1: grab a snacker, grab a blankie. Everybody calm down. All right,
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Speaker 1: you're shitting my great now. First of all, I really
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Speaker 1: like this. It reminds me of like something Kate Hudson
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Speaker 1: would wear or something. But it's white and it's so
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Speaker 1: it could be like a beach bridle gown. Well, unacceptable, unacceptable.
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Speaker 1: Show her this video, all right, show her this video. Hi,
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Speaker 1: don't do that. Okay, don't be that. Don't be that girl.
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Speaker 1: But what do I know. Let's read the comments. Let's
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Speaker 1: see if I'm if I'm being ridiculous, genuinely give her
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Speaker 1: an ultimatum. You do not need to go down with
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Speaker 1: the ship. Yeah, I wouldn't go. Oh my god, I
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Speaker 1: would not go with her. Holy shit, OI said, I
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Speaker 1: think I'll have to. I don't see this as normal behavior.
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Speaker 1: And I refuse to be seen standing next to someone
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Speaker 1: in a white dress who isn't the bride exactly. Oh no,
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Speaker 1: she's refusing to send picks to the maid of honors.
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Speaker 1: Was she asked to? That makes it sound like it's
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Speaker 1: not just ignorant but malicious. Yeah, like she's just trying
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Speaker 1: to upstage these brides. Oh my gosh, this is ridiculous. Yeah,
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Speaker 1: i'd give her an ultimatum. And then if she's just like, yeah, okay, whatever,
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Speaker 1: I don't know. I would just I would go as
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Speaker 1: far as to contact the bride's and be like, there's
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Speaker 1: this girl is coming to your wedding. She's gonna be
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Speaker 1: wearing white, Like you shouldn't dis invite her. I'd be saying, Yep.
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Speaker 1: Starting to wonder about that now, I'm realizing this might
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Speaker 1: have been a blind spot for me because of the friendship.
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Speaker 1: She's not generally petty or malicious, but she can be
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Speaker 1: wildly ignorant at times. No, and everyone knows. Everyone knows
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Speaker 1: she's not sending it to the maid of honors for
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Speaker 1: a reason. She's being calculated and malicious and just like
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Speaker 1: narcissistic pretty much. I don't buy that. Yeah. No, oh,
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Speaker 1: and we have a little update. We have a little update.
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Speaker 1: Let's read it. Okay, mini update, same day, Okay update.
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Speaker 1: I think she already owns the dress, but she won't confirm.
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Speaker 1: Found out it's from two years ago. She is almost
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Speaker 1: certainly bringing it if I don't make an ultimatum. Fair warning,
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Speaker 1: y'all might be witnessing the rapid end of a very
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Speaker 1: close friendship in real time. There's more to the story,
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Speaker 1: and I'm learning more by the minute. Yeah, this doesn't
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Speaker 1: come out of nowhere. It doesn't come from like ooh,
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Speaker 1: like it's a pale yellow, like do you think it
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Speaker 1: would pass? No? Okay, then I won't wear it. It's
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Speaker 1: literally white. There's something there.
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Speaker 3: We need to peel up the onion layers. Because she's
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Speaker 3: she's like loves one of the girl's husbands or something,
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Speaker 3: and she like dated this other guy and maybe she
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Speaker 3: was having an affair with somebody, and we need to.
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Speaker 1: Peel those back because I need the juice. I need
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Speaker 1: the onion juice. Okay, I hope there's more. There's more updates.
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Speaker 1: Comments say, is she the X? This is vengeful? Oh
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Speaker 1: he said, she said no, but that is not the story.
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Speaker 1: I'm being told by others exactly exactly. Do you know
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Speaker 1: the brides yourself? Also, if so, tell them exactly, great minds.
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Speaker 1: I've warned the bridal party, yes, we're doing this now,
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Speaker 1: by the way, for yes for like yes, because this
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Speaker 1: is the sign for yes. Technically this is the sign
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Speaker 1: for no. Technically it's with two hands. But it just
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Speaker 1: bothers me that people are like yes because it means no. Yes. Okay,
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Speaker 1: I've borne the bridal party for the second wedding, as
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Speaker 1: I have other friends involved. But the second bride is
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Speaker 1: much less assertive, so I didn't hesitate to let her
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Speaker 1: wolf pack know. Ooh, exactly exactly. And there's another update.
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Speaker 1: Oh my god, think it. Everyone who has responded seriously,
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Speaker 1: this has been such an eye opening moment. I'm not
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Speaker 1: attending the weddings with my ex friend. It is amazing
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Speaker 1: how blind one can become when an individual is so
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Speaker 1: good at compartmentalizing his or her life. Turns out she
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Speaker 1: is an ex situation shit of both grooms with messy
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Speaker 1: history I freaking now fully hidden from me until now.
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Speaker 1: My ex friend was aware we had mutuals among the groups,
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Speaker 1: but she's severely underestimated how close I remained to those
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Speaker 1: mutuals to this day. Apparently she lied to me repeatedly
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Speaker 1: regarding her friendships with the grooms, and several grooms been
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Speaker 1: across both wedding parties. I have zero issues with this,
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Speaker 1: except the fact that lying to me and choosing white
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Speaker 1: dresses is, as one commentary correctly stated, some of the
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Speaker 1: tackiest friend behavior I've endured as an adult. Yeah. That's
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Speaker 1: so childish. It's so childish and petty and uugh, I'
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Speaker 1: an adult woman. Grow up. My god. I don't care
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Speaker 1: who she's been with or what their relationships are like now,
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Speaker 1: but I refuse to be dragged into any dramatic shenanigans.
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Speaker 1: The white dress choice was intentional and malicious. Women don't
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Speaker 1: usually work in like ignorant ways, like a guy being like, oh,
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Speaker 1: I don't know what to wear to the wedding. That
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Speaker 1: makes sense a girl ah.
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Speaker 4: Ah.
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Speaker 1: She then went on to all but admit to inviting
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Speaker 1: me as her plus one to the first wedding because
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Speaker 1: she can't afford the hotel or sight seeing unrelated to
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Speaker 1: the wedding on her own and was and is only
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Speaker 1: attending the second wedding as I already have accommodations nearby.
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Speaker 1: Ostis she's using you as a wallet. Cute So in
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Speaker 1: less than two hours, one little helped me the dress
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Speaker 1: is wrong. Post has brought years of lying, financial misuse,
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Speaker 1: and poor behavior to our mutual friends to light. I
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Speaker 1: am not sticking around long enough to knowingly experience anymore.
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Speaker 1: The stories from others are still surfacing. I cannot believe
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Speaker 1: I was so blinded. Oh I'm so sorry. That sucks
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Speaker 1: to think that you were in a friendship for that
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Speaker 1: long and it was just all you know, maybe not
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Speaker 1: all a lie, but I mean essentially, when she chose
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Speaker 1: to withhold so much information from you and then try
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Speaker 1: to make you feel bad for what you were saying,
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Speaker 1: it's just all toxic and shit. Another commentary said something
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Speaker 1: akin to I love how this sub supports brides and
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Speaker 1: boy am I grateful for the community that not only
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Speaker 1: helped me prove a point, but helped use a dress
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Speaker 1: choice to expose behavior I will not tolerate in a
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Speaker 1: friend I thought I had made for life. I leave
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Speaker 1: you with this nugget. In response to my ultimatum, she
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Speaker 1: made statements to the effect that she assumed I would
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Speaker 1: just go along with it because I'm her close friend,
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Speaker 1: not theirs. No, ma'am, I will not. No, ma'am, No, ma'am, no, ma'am.
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Speaker 1: You know what I mean. Easiest choice to end a
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Speaker 1: friendship I've ever had. Thank you, crazy, Thank you for
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Speaker 1: giving me all the onion juice. I don't even you
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Speaker 1: didn't even lose a friend, you know, you just lost
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Speaker 1: some fucking lying dead weight. That's what I say. Nah,
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Speaker 1: I'm glad you got out of that friendship because that's
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Speaker 1: just toxic. Because how and I hope she finds peace
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Speaker 1: in life and realizes what she does affects others, all right?
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Speaker 1: Next up, am I the skellywig for charging my friend
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Speaker 1: eight hundred dollars after she left me four hours from home.
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Speaker 1: Oh my god, I'm excited to dig into this onion.
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Speaker 1: Tell you what. Becky thirty one female and I thirty
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Speaker 1: one female, had been best friends for twenty years in
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Speaker 1: high school. We became close with Ryan and Daniel, and
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Speaker 1: the four of us did everything together. Becky has always
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Speaker 1: been fixated on Ryan. If he liked a girl, she
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Speaker 1: would tear her apart or make passive aggressive comments until
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Speaker 1: it was uncomfortable. Oh I love these types of people,
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Speaker 1: you know, pick mees. Oh my gosh, this is like
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Speaker 1: just I knew these people growing up. I knew these
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Speaker 1: girls growing up. When he had girlfriends, she would openly
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Speaker 1: criticize them and act like they weren't good enough for him.
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Speaker 1: Eventually she started doing the same thing to me. Why
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Speaker 1: are we twenty Why is there twenty years of friendship?
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Speaker 4: Is that?
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Speaker 1: If that's what she's doing to you and you know it,
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Speaker 1: I'm gonna not Joe, I'm gonna keep reading. I'm gonna
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Speaker 1: keep reading and not judge. Immediately, she would make comments
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Speaker 1: to downplay my friendship with Ryan or subtly compare us,
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Speaker 1: like she needed to prove she mattered more. It felt
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Speaker 1: competitive for no reason, but I ignored it for years.
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Speaker 1: Twenty to be exact, seemed like. Fast forward to Ryan's
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Speaker 1: wedding last month. Oh oh no, we have another vindictive,
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Speaker 1: malicious person.
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Speaker 4: Oh no.
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Speaker 1: Becky and I drove together and shared a hotel. Passive
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Speaker 1: aggressive comments started again. She said I would not even
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Speaker 1: be at the wedding if it was not for her
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Speaker 1: even saying things like that in front of other people.
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Speaker 1: Later in the hotel, she complained that Ryan did not
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Speaker 1: spend enough time with her. It's his wedding week and
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Speaker 1: what are you talking about? She actually said, sorry to
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Speaker 1: you and Daniel, but he should at least want to
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Speaker 1: spend time with me. Girling is so over real right now,
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Speaker 1: another main character person? Wow, after years of this. I
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Speaker 1: snapped and said, what a weird thing to say out loud? Exactly.
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Speaker 1: She immediately escalated and said, oh, what you really think
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Speaker 1: that Ryan and I aren't better friends and brought up
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Speaker 1: that he asked her to help design the engagement ring. Well,
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Speaker 1: I'm sure she loved that. I said, I don't care
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Speaker 1: who's closer, but it's weird that you care this much.
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Speaker 1: It's not our fault. You're in love with him. She's
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Speaker 1: stormed out and instead of coming back, she drove off
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Speaker 1: and left me stranded four hours away with no way
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Speaker 1: to get home. Oh my gosh, where are you? Are
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Speaker 1: you at least a like like an I hoop, like
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Speaker 1: a Denny's or something like are you ready? At a restaurant.
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Speaker 1: I'm not going to get food at least. This is terrible. Also, like,
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Speaker 1: I don't know where you are, but a lot of
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Speaker 1: places don't have taxis, Like the town I live in,
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Speaker 1: there's no taxis, there's no ubers. So the next morning
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Speaker 1: I couldn't rent a car because I only had a
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Speaker 1: debit card. Oh my gosh, that is so messed up.
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Speaker 1: So my only option was a same day flight back
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Speaker 1: to where I live across the country, which cost eight
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Speaker 1: hundred dollars. I can't believe people like this exist. I
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Speaker 1: sent her an angry text and a venmo acrest. She
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Speaker 1: hasn't responded and we haven't spoken in a month. Okay, easy,
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Speaker 1: dun Ski's another friend. Another friend bites the dust? Yeah yeah,
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Speaker 1: yeah uh, another friend bites the dust. You know what
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Speaker 1: I mean. I didn't even know. I didn't plan it
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Speaker 1: like this. I didn't realize this was going to be
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Speaker 1: about a friend bite the dust again. But good riddence.
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Speaker 1: I'll admit saying she's in love with him was harsh
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Speaker 1: and the text I sent after was not my best moment.
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Speaker 1: She left you stranded four hours away, and you just
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Speaker 1: spent eight hundred dollars to get home. Man, we're supposed
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Speaker 1: to talk tomorrow, Amma, the asshole. No, no, no, she again.
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Speaker 1: She knows what she's doing, she knows what the words
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Speaker 1: that are coming out of her mouth, she knows, she
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Speaker 1: knows that she's like the ultimate pick me, can't help herself.
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Speaker 1: She's in love with Ryan. She wants to show up
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Speaker 1: in a white dress. I bet to this wedding. Oh
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Speaker 1: my goodness, it's ridiculous, easy easy, Not the asshole to
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Speaker 1: drop this per son. I'm getting so black and white
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Speaker 1: like all the redditors. It's like divorce, you know, not
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Speaker 1: the asshole. Ditching your friend without a way home is
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Speaker 1: a safety issue. You had every right to be upset,
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Speaker 1: especially when that came with an eight hundred dollars plane ticket.
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Speaker 1: I wouldn't say she's a friend anymore. Yeah, easy, easy work. Unfortunately,
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Speaker 1: you will never get money from her, and I doubt
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Speaker 1: you would win in small claims court. Best to move
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Speaker 1: on and go no contact with her. Not the asshole,
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Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, I wouldn't. I wouldn't even bother like you
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Speaker 1: taking a record or doing anything like that. Just take
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Speaker 1: the loss and take the gain of just gaining time
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Speaker 1: back where you don't need to be in that bitch
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Speaker 1: just life, you know what I mean. Oh, we have
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Speaker 1: an update though nine days later. Ooh. I wanted to
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Speaker 1: address some common questions comments first four hours versus across
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Speaker 1: the country. I'm in the US and flew from the
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Speaker 1: West Coast to East coast. We wanted extra time together
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Speaker 1: since we don't see each other often, so I flew
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Speaker 1: into my hometown about four hours from the wedding instead
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Speaker 1: of summer closer. This sounds like teenage drama, totally fair.
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Speaker 1: I think that's part of why I snapped. It felt like,
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Speaker 1: are we really still doing this at thirty? It's also
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Speaker 1: a sign I should have addressed this sooner. She's going
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Speaker 1: as far as to abandon you in a situation, not
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Speaker 1: talk to you for a month in Stonewall. You. This
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Speaker 1: isn't a friend. This is a leech. She's just like
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Speaker 1: an energy leech, Like she just wants to take your
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Speaker 1: pain and misery and just feed off of it like
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Speaker 1: a leech. Rental car issue. I was told I couldn't
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Speaker 1: use the debit card unless I had a license from
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Speaker 1: the state. Otherwise it had to be a credit card.
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Speaker 1: No credit card, I had debt in my early twenties. Girl,
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Speaker 1: you don't need to explain yourself. That's fine. Why not
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Speaker 1: bust or train? I looked into it. Neither would have
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Speaker 1: gotten me back in time for my return flight. A
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Speaker 1: train home would have taken almost three days and cost
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Speaker 1: about the same. My options were flying out of the
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Speaker 1: closest airport or trying to get back to my original
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Speaker 1: airport four hours away. Either way, I needed a same
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Speaker 1: day flight. Venmo request, I sent it out of anger.
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Speaker 1: I told her later I don't expect her to pay
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Speaker 1: me back now for the update. We had the call
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Speaker 1: and it wasn't productive. Shocking. I apologize for what I
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Speaker 1: said and that it was below the belt, especially the
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Speaker 1: in love with Ryan comment, Even though it's drip. I
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Speaker 1: acknowledged it was hurtful and told her I wouldn't say
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Speaker 1: that things like that again because I will never be
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Speaker 1: seeing you again, right hopefully. I apologize for the text
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Speaker 1: and Venmo request, explained they came from anger and made
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Speaker 1: it clear I don't expect her to pay me back. Okay,
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Speaker 1: so you're taking the road that's in heaven right now.
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Speaker 1: I explain that her comments have been a long standing
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Speaker 1: pattern I never addressed, but should have when I brought
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Speaker 1: up being left stranded, she didn't acknowledge it at all
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Speaker 1: and became defensive. So she's taken the detour through hell Okay,
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Speaker 1: no high road here. She started crying and asked if
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Speaker 1: we could just go back to how things were. Oh,
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Speaker 1: wouldn't that be easy, Becky, wouldn't that just be the
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Speaker 1: easier thing to do for you? It's just a race,
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Speaker 1: that I told her, I didn't think that was possible.
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Speaker 1: After the call, I realized this isn't something we can
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Speaker 1: come back from. I'm willing to work through a lot,
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Speaker 1: especially when I have a role in things, but the
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Speaker 1: lack of remorse or even acknowledgment for leaving me stranded
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Speaker 1: made that clear. As many said, this hasn't been a
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Speaker 1: real friendship for a while. It wasn't always like this,
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Speaker 1: but it sounds like it was. Sounds like that's exactly
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Speaker 1: what it was. It wasn't always like this, but over
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Speaker 1: time the dynamic shifted in ways I can kept over
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Speaker 1: looking and brushing off instead of addressing. I think I
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Speaker 1: held on to it because of the history. Again, I
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Speaker 1: feel like a lot of people do that just because
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Speaker 1: it's like we've been friends for ten years, Like what
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Speaker 1: am I gonna do? Never talk to her again? Ding
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Speaker 1: ding ding ding ding. You know you can do that.
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Speaker 1: During the month we didn't talk, I actually felt at peace,
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Speaker 1: which says a lot. I realized that not dealing with
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Speaker 1: her behavior earlier probably contributed to it becoming a more
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Speaker 1: explosive conflict then it would have been if I had
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Speaker 1: addressed it sooner. I appreciate the honest feedback. I'm still
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Speaker 1: sad about letting go of a friendship I cared about,
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Speaker 1: but I know I'll be okay. You will, and like
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Speaker 1: you said, you're going to feel a wash of inner peace.
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Speaker 1: And you're gonna notice that you know whoa I don't
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Speaker 1: smell you know, the toxic sulfur demon shit that's coming
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Speaker 1: off this girl. You know what I mean, You're gonna
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Speaker 1: be all right? Give me alright, friends, help like pick
16:49
Speaker 1: you up from where you're abandoned. You know what I mean?
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Speaker 1: This is this just makes me upset for you. So
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Speaker 1: I'm glad that you got rid of that person. You
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Speaker 1: des are better. What do you guys think? Have you
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Speaker 1: guys gotten rid of a friend like a long term friend?
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Speaker 4: And I have?
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Speaker 1: That's th red one more am I ever reacting my
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Speaker 1: husband doesn't believe our four month old is his and
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Speaker 1: asked for a paternity test. These ones always scare me.
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Speaker 1: These ones always scare me because it's like you just
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Speaker 1: went through all kinds of trauma giving birth, and then
17:15
Speaker 1: the kid comes out not looking exactly like the dad,
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Speaker 1: and then he's like, it's not mine, and it's like
17:20
Speaker 1: the last thing you should be worrying about right now.
17:22
Speaker 1: And I know there's situations where it's not theirs, but
17:25
Speaker 1: I feel like every Reddit post I've ever read, it's
17:27
Speaker 1: just it's always theirs. Anyway, I'll keep reading. My husband
17:30
Speaker 1: twenty nine and I'm twenty two already have the dynamic there.
17:35
Speaker 1: I've been together for two years now, okay, and officially
17:39
Speaker 1: married for one. For some context, he is Pakistani, dark eyes,
17:42
Speaker 1: dark skin and hair, and I'm white, blue eyes, light
17:45
Speaker 1: brown hair and pale so of course our child was
17:48
Speaker 1: going to be a mix of features. And I love
17:50
Speaker 1: how people just don't understand how jeans work. I think
17:54
Speaker 1: maybe he assumed that he would mainly look like him,
17:56
Speaker 1: but when our son was born, he was purplish color
17:59
Speaker 1: with dark hair, which is actually what I looked like
18:03
Speaker 1: when I was born too. He was so in love
18:05
Speaker 1: with him very much, an attentive father, and his favorite
18:07
Speaker 1: thing in the world was the rush into our flat
18:09
Speaker 1: and to see him after work. Oh yeah, I guess
18:11
Speaker 1: he's four months old when you're talking about this. Okay,
18:13
Speaker 1: at least it wasn't the day he gave birth. That's good.
18:15
Speaker 1: It's been four months since he was born. His dark
18:17
Speaker 1: hair fell out and now is growing in blonde. He
18:20
Speaker 1: has blue eyes and light skin, so he looks like
18:22
Speaker 1: you got it. These past few weeks, he has been
18:25
Speaker 1: very distant towards him, not as excited, and just more
18:28
Speaker 1: in his thoughts. I finally figured out why last night.
18:31
Speaker 1: He frankly asked if I cheated on him, and I
18:33
Speaker 1: told him, of course not, and then he kept yelling
18:35
Speaker 1: at me than saying I was lying. I asked him
18:37
Speaker 1: why he thought this way, and he said that it
18:39
Speaker 1: was because he looked nothing like him facially. My son
18:42
Speaker 1: has a lot of his features, his eye shape and nose.
18:45
Speaker 1: He's four months old, dude, they're still like they don't
18:47
Speaker 1: even have their skin yet, and like you know what
18:49
Speaker 1: I mean, like their their final form. It takes years.
18:53
Speaker 1: But because he has lighter coloring, he is saying I cheated.
18:56
Speaker 1: In the argument last night, he referred to him as
18:59
Speaker 1: my son, not I'm so sorry. That has to be
19:02
Speaker 1: so heartbreaking. You're going through postpartum and he's just being
19:05
Speaker 1: a dick. Honestly, I had never been more hurt in
19:07
Speaker 1: my life. I started crying. Saying he was his son
19:10
Speaker 1: and saying I cheated on him was unforgivable. I think
19:13
Speaker 1: she wrote that wrong. I would never have suggested I
19:15
Speaker 1: cheated on him if I were in his position. He
19:18
Speaker 1: then said he wanted a paternity test, and if he
19:20
Speaker 1: found out I cheated on him, we were getting a divorce.
19:23
Speaker 1: I told him this whole thing was asinine, that some
19:26
Speaker 1: babies get darker as they grow up, and I was
19:28
Speaker 1: white haired until I was four. He just wouldn't listen
19:31
Speaker 1: to me. I just feel extremely betrayed that he would
19:33
Speaker 1: ever think that I cheated on him. So, even if
19:36
Speaker 1: we do a paternity test, which he wanted to do tomorrow,
19:38
Speaker 1: I feel like the trust in our relationship is gone.
19:41
Speaker 1: I guess I want some perspective. Do you think he
19:43
Speaker 1: was right to ask for a paternity test? Is it
19:46
Speaker 1: right that I feel like our relationship won't be the
19:48
Speaker 1: same regardless of the results. Which I know will come
19:50
Speaker 1: back with him as the father. I just don't know
19:52
Speaker 1: what to think. This is the first time posting on Reddit,
19:55
Speaker 1: so sorry for for matting mistakes. I don't know, it's
19:57
Speaker 1: just weird, like he's a twenty nine year old man.
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Speaker 1: He doesn't know how jeans work, and that the baby
20:03
Speaker 1: can just look like you and have like some of
20:05
Speaker 1: his features and his skin color changes and all this stuff.
20:09
Speaker 1: It's just it's giving immature, obtuse idiot. Just mean, dell,
20:16
Speaker 1: maass to me, you know, and I mean, the test
20:18
Speaker 1: is going to come back and he's gonna see it.
20:19
Speaker 1: Then then what happens? Then what do we do? I
20:22
Speaker 1: don't know. You. I feel it's completely valid for you
20:25
Speaker 1: to feel completely not attracted to him after he has
20:28
Speaker 1: accused you of something when there is no proof of it,
20:31
Speaker 1: by the way, no actual good proof, like there's no
20:34
Speaker 1: phone stuff or anything besides the baby just not looking
20:38
Speaker 1: exactly like him. It's just ridiculous. Yeah, I'm curious what
20:41
Speaker 1: the commons say. My mom is Arab Indian and my
20:44
Speaker 1: dad is white. I have blue eyes and auburn hair.
20:47
Speaker 1: It's definitely possible to look more Caucasian and still have
20:50
Speaker 1: DESI blood. Yeah, I mean duh. The fact that he's
20:53
Speaker 1: even going so far as ignoring the baby and not
20:56
Speaker 1: referring to him as his anymore is almost the worst part. Absolutely,
21:00
Speaker 1: my god, I can't even That's gonna be so heartbreaking.
21:03
Speaker 1: Not only does he not trust you, he hasn't even
21:06
Speaker 1: gained any real affection for your shared child in all
21:09
Speaker 1: these months. I feel like any decent human would have
21:11
Speaker 1: a hard time snubbing an innocent baby like this. You
21:14
Speaker 1: are gnarr Your husband actually sucks. I'm sorry. Yeah, you're
21:19
Speaker 1: not ever reacting at all. I kind of wonder if
21:21
Speaker 1: he's decided he's over having a baby and wants an
21:24
Speaker 1: excuse to leave, that doesn't make him look like a jackass.
21:27
Speaker 1: I mean, that would just be stupid, because it does
21:28
Speaker 1: make him look like a jackass because he's gonna get
21:30
Speaker 1: the portunity to test, but it's going to be his kid,
21:32
Speaker 1: Like what so dumb? When was this? Ah crap? I
21:35
Speaker 1: don't know if we have I'm sorry, guys, I thought
21:37
Speaker 1: there was an update. I don't know if there's an update.
21:39
Speaker 1: I'm so sorry. Please don't hurt me. Oh no, there's none.
21:42
Speaker 1: Oh no, there's none. Did anybody else have a baby
21:45
Speaker 1: and then it came out and you're like, who is that?
21:48
Speaker 1: Let me know down in the comments since there wasn't
21:49
Speaker 1: an update. We'll do one more. Okay, but we'll do
21:51
Speaker 1: one more, all right. Me twenty female with my boyfriend,
21:54
Speaker 1: twenty male of two years. His student is suddenly being
21:58
Speaker 1: too friendly, Oh dear, Okay, hi there Reddit. Apologies for
22:05
Speaker 1: the throwaway, but I know that she browses Reddit as such.
22:09
Speaker 1: Some names and ages are also modified a bit, all right.
22:12
Speaker 1: So my boyfriend Robin is a tutor for our university.
22:15
Speaker 1: He's got many, many students, and I'm perfectly comfortable with
22:18
Speaker 1: the amount of time he spends with them, no more
22:20
Speaker 1: than an hour per session and no more than three
22:23
Speaker 1: per day, since he also wants to devote time to
22:25
Speaker 1: both schooling and our relationship. One student in particular, Lucy
22:29
Speaker 1: eighteen female, has been spending quite a bit of time
22:32
Speaker 1: with our friend group recently, and once again, I'm okay
22:35
Speaker 1: with that. The more the merrier, you know. Okay, So
22:38
Speaker 1: you're chill is look and coolest love that for you. Well,
22:41
Speaker 1: Lucy seemed nice enough at first, good sense of humor,
22:44
Speaker 1: witty and in general a nice person. It wasn't until
22:47
Speaker 1: she had been in the group for two weeks that
22:50
Speaker 1: both myself and Robin started noticing some odd things. Anytime
22:54
Speaker 1: we sit together with our friends for a meal, Lucy
22:56
Speaker 1: always has to take a seat next to Robin. Always
23:00
Speaker 1: I don't need to read anymore. She's in love with him,
23:02
Speaker 1: but I'll keep reading. She texts them constantly, asking him
23:05
Speaker 1: what he is doing and if he can come over
23:06
Speaker 1: to her place for some extra tutoring. Robin is very
23:10
Speaker 1: very firm about his one hour per student, three students
23:13
Speaker 1: per day rule. Okay, well that's good. At least he's
23:15
Speaker 1: like laying down the law. My boyfriend loves strawberry ramon,
23:19
Speaker 1: strawberry ramoon. I don't know what that is. Sounds good, though.
23:22
Speaker 1: One day he opened the door to his dorm and
23:24
Speaker 1: found a crate of it all from her. So she's
23:28
Speaker 1: like literally obsessed with him. This is literally a stalker
23:31
Speaker 1: movie in the making. Okay, got it. We are pretty
23:33
Speaker 1: big fans of Attack on Titan. Fuck love Attack on Titan,
23:38
Speaker 1: and we do wear shirts and the like a lot.
23:40
Speaker 1: One day she shows up in full scouting legion attire
23:45
Speaker 1: that's not normal attire, by the way, which costs hundreds
23:47
Speaker 1: of dollars. She claims she's a fan, but when I
23:49
Speaker 1: ask her opinion on a certain character, she got this
23:52
Speaker 1: character completely wrong. For those who care are wondering, I
23:55
Speaker 1: asked her opinion on Commander Irwin, but she launched into
23:58
Speaker 1: a long full of wrong facts ex planation on Pixis instead.
24:01
Speaker 1: That's pretty funny. We're also big fans of gravity Falls
24:05
Speaker 1: and therefore planning to dress as Dipper and Pacifica for Halloween.
24:09
Speaker 1: She's insisting on being part of the costume as Wendy,
24:12
Speaker 1: who Dipper had a giant crush on throughout the show. Wow,
24:15
Speaker 1: she's like, not even a little bit subtle. Wow, that's wild.
24:18
Speaker 1: That's wild. But she's just gonna show up, show up
24:21
Speaker 1: in a white dress and a little suit for him,
24:22
Speaker 1: and a little ring with a little little Elvis impersonator,
24:26
Speaker 1: you know, just like a little wedding ceremony. Another point,
24:30
Speaker 1: we were talking about bearded ladies once. One of my
24:33
Speaker 1: friends cracked a joke about such people being perfect for
24:36
Speaker 1: myself and Robin, since we're both openly bisexual. Robin snorted
24:39
Speaker 1: and said, I prefer my women like I prefer my men,
24:42
Speaker 1: brunette and clean shay. That got it. So that's probably
24:44
Speaker 1: what his girlfriend looks like. The ope well, winking at me.
24:47
Speaker 1: Lucy started laughing and said, and here, I thought you
24:49
Speaker 1: preferred your women blonde, because you know aim blonde me
24:54
Speaker 1: Lucy golf luosy. But I could go on and on
25:03
Speaker 1: about her odd behavior, but I think you guys get
25:05
Speaker 1: the gist of it. Yeah, she's in love with him,
25:07
Speaker 1: she's obsessed with him, and this I'm scared she's gonna
25:09
Speaker 1: murder you at some point. I think what's going on Reddit,
25:11
Speaker 1: and she's gonna murder you, And she's gonna try to
25:13
Speaker 1: take your boyfriend anything. I've seen enough movies. I know
25:16
Speaker 1: she was not like this at all before. According to
25:18
Speaker 1: my boyfriend, he's a little stupid because he's a boy.
25:20
Speaker 1: In fact, she used to shy away from him whenever
25:23
Speaker 1: he reached over to take her paper to correct it. Yet,
25:25
Speaker 1: because she loved him and she had a crush, and
25:27
Speaker 1: she was not confident. Yet, we are both very, very
25:29
Speaker 1: uncomfortable with her behavior. Okay, so just drop her as
25:32
Speaker 1: a student and don't hang out with her anymore. But
25:34
Speaker 1: I have no idea as to how to approach it.
25:36
Speaker 1: Speaking with her is out of the question. She makes
25:38
Speaker 1: a big deal out of small things. Something I learned
25:41
Speaker 1: when she took her computer to the university its where
25:44
Speaker 1: I work. And we don't want to cause any scenes.
25:46
Speaker 1: What do you mean, dude? Phones exist? What are we doing?
25:49
Speaker 1: Just text her, get your boyfriend to text her and
25:52
Speaker 1: be like I don't want to hang out with you,
25:53
Speaker 1: and I don't want you. I can't tutor you anymore.
25:55
Speaker 1: Easy peasy tnski's why are we talking right now? I
25:59
Speaker 1: appreciate it, though, that's my advice, though I would literally
26:02
Speaker 1: just have conversation with her. If you want to be
26:03
Speaker 1: extremely cordial, you know, you can invite her over. The
26:06
Speaker 1: two of you can sit down with her and be like, hey,
26:07
Speaker 1: we don't really want to hang out with you. He
26:09
Speaker 1: can't do this anymore because you're making usuncomfortable. Bye. Who
26:15
Speaker 1: gets a fuck cash she feels you know what I mean?
26:18
Speaker 1: It sounds like you've already talked to him about it
26:20
Speaker 1: and he doesn't like her behavior either. If that's true,
26:23
Speaker 1: he needs to be clear about how uncomfortable it makes him.
26:25
Speaker 1: This means speaking to her about how she cannot give
26:27
Speaker 1: him any more gifts, explaining she cannot join your costume
26:30
Speaker 1: because it is a couple's costume, and he wants to
26:31
Speaker 1: be personal with just the two of you, possibly dropping
26:34
Speaker 1: her as a student and finding a replacement. That's literally
26:37
Speaker 1: what I just said. Okay, I understand this might be
26:39
Speaker 1: hard if you guys don't like confrontation, but trust me
26:42
Speaker 1: when I say it is absolutely necessary. She's young and
26:44
Speaker 1: she probably doesn't realize how aggressive she's being, But you
26:47
Speaker 1: don't want to make the situation any more awkward than
26:50
Speaker 1: it will be by allowing her crush to grow. Nip
26:52
Speaker 1: it in the bud asap. Yeah, I agreed. Oh, he said,
26:55
Speaker 1: we will thank you for the input. He's going to
26:57
Speaker 1: speak with her during their session tonight, okay, which, with luck,
27:02
Speaker 1: won't be canceled. We are both already prepared to tell
27:05
Speaker 1: her that we will not tolerate any more of this behavior.
27:08
Speaker 1: The only thing is, as I've stated in the other comments,
27:10
Speaker 1: she can be quite the loud one. We don't want
27:13
Speaker 1: that sort of attention. Do you think there's any way
27:15
Speaker 1: we can speak with her to avoid that? What do
27:17
Speaker 1: you mean she's loud? What are you talking about? Talk
27:19
Speaker 1: with her in a room without people around? What are
27:22
Speaker 1: we talking about? Just text her for phones and emails
27:25
Speaker 1: before what are we talking about. I'm sorry, I'm getting upset.
27:29
Speaker 1: It's the end of the video. I start to crash
27:30
Speaker 1: out a little bit more. I start to get mad
27:32
Speaker 1: and a little short tempered with these people. And they're young.
27:36
Speaker 1: They're young. They don't know yet, they don't know, they
27:38
Speaker 1: don't know, they don't know that they could just be like,
27:40
Speaker 1: shut the F I don't want you in my life anymore, said,
27:42
Speaker 1: I'm literally going crazy right now. Okay, wait, wait, wait wait.
27:45
Speaker 1: So a comment said, what were the other things? I'm
27:47
Speaker 1: glad your boyfriend shoots her advances down. It's honestly refreshing.
27:50
Speaker 1: After reading all these awful threads. I can't stop. It's
27:53
Speaker 1: like Novella's help. Same she says, Oh lord, I'm glad.
27:56
Speaker 1: I'm glad as well for all the stories you read
27:58
Speaker 1: about terrible guys. I'm glad Robin at least isn't one
28:01
Speaker 1: of them. As for the other things, jokingly asked him
28:04
Speaker 1: how big his member was. When he asked her why,
28:07
Speaker 1: she answered with, just so I know what I'm up against. Okay,
28:17
Speaker 1: if a woman.
28:20
Speaker 4: Came up to my husband and said this, I'm just saying,
28:28
Speaker 4: you'd see hid name in the newspaper. The next thing,
28:30
Speaker 4: all right.
28:31
Speaker 1: All right? What else? Baked her whole group a plate
28:33
Speaker 1: of cookies, headed the first one to Robin. She ran
28:36
Speaker 1: out by the time she got to me, but she
28:38
Speaker 1: served herself first. Robin once showed up in nice pants.
28:43
Speaker 1: Robin's but looks good in nice pants. I eyed that
28:45
Speaker 1: booty and Wolf whistled at it because ma'am, I love that.
28:49
Speaker 1: According to one of my friends, the moment I turned
28:51
Speaker 1: away from the booty, she made an attempt to smack it,
28:53
Speaker 1: but Robin took a step away at that instant without
28:56
Speaker 1: realizing that she wanted that booty. That's awesome. There's a
28:59
Speaker 1: bunch more, but they're just all terrible. Holy crap. Then
29:02
Speaker 1: we have an update, so let's just read the update.
29:04
Speaker 1: Last night, Lucy came for her tutoring session. At the time,
29:06
Speaker 1: I was helping Robin with his laundry, so when she knocked,
29:09
Speaker 1: only Robin went to go answer the door. I decided
29:12
Speaker 1: to stay behind in the room.
29:13
Speaker 3: Ease drop, drop drop, ease drop step dap drop.
29:18
Speaker 1: So I decided to stay behind in the room, continuing
29:20
Speaker 1: to fold this laundry, but listening in case I had
29:22
Speaker 1: to step in. Everything started out normal at first, with
29:25
Speaker 1: her putting her books down and trying to make small
29:27
Speaker 1: talk with him. Robin is a very polite man, so
29:29
Speaker 1: he answered her small talk questions accordingly. But the moment
29:32
Speaker 1: they sat down, according to Robin, she actually scooted her
29:35
Speaker 1: chair closer to his, so much that their legs were
29:38
Speaker 1: nearly touching. Under the table, Robin got to business. Ahhh, Robin,
29:44
Speaker 1: we love Robin Reddit. What happens next is completely unreal.
29:47
Speaker 1: I don't even know if I had only dreamed of
29:50
Speaker 1: all this or not, but I truly do wish I
29:52
Speaker 1: could have made this up. Unfortunately, I'm not creative enough,
29:55
Speaker 1: nor am I capable enough. I would never have thought
29:58
Speaker 1: that such a seemingly normal girl would turnout like this,
30:01
Speaker 1: but I suppose there are unexpected ugly sides everywhere. Nevertheless,
30:04
Speaker 1: here's what happened. Oh, I expect the worst from this girl.
30:08
Speaker 1: From what you said, Holy grab. Robin immediately started out
30:11
Speaker 1: telling her that lately he's noticed that she's been trying
30:14
Speaker 1: to insert herself into both his and my hobbies for
30:17
Speaker 1: quite a while. He's also noted that she seems to
30:19
Speaker 1: be spending quite a bit of money on him lately
30:22
Speaker 1: as well. Noting the strawberry ramon. Sorry if I'm saying
30:24
Speaker 1: that wrong. Create And I didn't even know about this one,
30:27
Speaker 1: the attack on Titan ring set. Oh wow. He said
30:31
Speaker 1: that while he is flattered and appreciates the gifts, he
30:33
Speaker 1: wants her to stop because it is not appropriate behavior
30:36
Speaker 1: between a tutor and his to tea to tea. I
30:38
Speaker 1: didn't know that was the thing, okay, to tea. I
30:40
Speaker 1: think she may have tried to say something, because Robin
30:42
Speaker 1: said rather quickly after that, and I'm sorry, but even
30:45
Speaker 1: from a friend, I can't accept gifts that extravagant. Okay,
30:50
Speaker 1: good on here, Robin. She was quiet for a bit.
30:52
Speaker 1: I actually had to sneak shuffle my way over to
30:54
Speaker 1: the doorway, staying out of sight, of course, since they
30:58
Speaker 1: would be able to see me from the table to
31:00
Speaker 1: hear anything. But it sounded like Lucy started crying, I'm sorry,
31:10
Speaker 1: you know, okay, Lizzy, or sniffling at the very least.
31:13
Speaker 1: Next thing I know, she burst into tears and rambling
31:16
Speaker 1: something that afterwards even Robin couldn't comprehend. Oh no, she's doing.
31:20
Speaker 2: The come out.
31:26
Speaker 1: By the time she was able to be comprehensible again,
31:29
Speaker 1: that's when shit got weird. She started blubbering about star signs,
31:33
Speaker 1: about how it was written in the stars that not
31:35
Speaker 1: only were they compatible, but they were destined to be together.
31:38
Speaker 1: Oh man, dude, she has made spells. I know she has.
31:44
Speaker 1: She has done seances, and she has she's put some
31:48
Speaker 1: shit on the floor, some candles on the floor, and
31:50
Speaker 1: she's done some shit. Okay, check her room for voodoo dolls.
31:53
Speaker 1: She told them how she had read in her horoscope
31:55
Speaker 1: or fortune or something like that that her true love
31:58
Speaker 1: would be her greatest teacher and she the wisest students.
32:02
Speaker 1: She also went on and on about how it was
32:04
Speaker 1: meant to be that they would meet for tutoring, then
32:06
Speaker 1: fall deeply in love, and carry on a forbidden romance
32:09
Speaker 1: until he could and I quote, shed the shackles of
32:12
Speaker 1: his duty and false lever so that they may walk
32:16
Speaker 1: forever amongst the stars. Oh she's crazy. Crazy. I'm not
32:19
Speaker 1: saying horoscopes are crazy. They're fun to read whatever. I
32:22
Speaker 1: think there's something to it. But you know, this is
32:27
Speaker 1: another level, all right, this is another level. She took
32:33
Speaker 1: it to the top floor. She took it to the penhouse.
32:34
Speaker 1: You know what I'm saying. By now, both Robin and
32:36
Speaker 1: I were shocked speechless. While we perfectly respect those that
32:40
Speaker 1: truly believe in fate, this was something that we simply
32:43
Speaker 1: couldn't get our heads around. I honestly wanted to walk
32:45
Speaker 1: out and say something, but kept quiet because then she
32:48
Speaker 1: started on another tie ride. Oh no, I would have
32:50
Speaker 1: been just listening recording in the corner. She started going
32:54
Speaker 1: on and on about how it was written in wherever
32:56
Speaker 1: she is getting this from, that I was undeserving of Robinson,
33:00
Speaker 1: and that I was only there because I wanted to
33:02
Speaker 1: lead Robin astray from the true path of love. She
33:06
Speaker 1: also said that once she fulfilled her duty of lifting
33:08
Speaker 1: the veil from Robin's eyes, they would travel the world
33:11
Speaker 1: and together raised three beautiful Children's done, She's done some.
33:15
Speaker 1: She's done some woochy shit, all with Robin's eyes and
33:18
Speaker 1: her hair. You know what, you know, I'm actually starting
33:20
Speaker 1: to get concerned about her a little bit. I feel
33:22
Speaker 1: like I'm a little concerned about oh Lucy.
33:23
Speaker 4: Here.
33:24
Speaker 1: She would teach them how to be good, kind people,
33:26
Speaker 1: and he would pass on his wisdom. Together, she claimed,
33:29
Speaker 1: they would become king and Queen of the world. Okay, yeah,
33:32
Speaker 1: so I'm I went you know, we've been making we've
33:35
Speaker 1: been making fun, but I'm actually concerned, and from what
33:39
Speaker 1: you said to You're like, I literally can't make this up,
33:41
Speaker 1: like this is concerning anyway. Robin stopped her right after
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Speaker 1: that and said that veil or not, he's most certainly
33:49
Speaker 1: not going to leave me, and that even if he did,
33:52
Speaker 1: he had no feelings for her beyond a student and
33:54
Speaker 1: maybe a friend. Robin, we're not friends with her anymore.
33:56
Speaker 1: He also said that, on top of that, this was
33:58
Speaker 1: not about some destiny, but about her behavior and his
34:01
Speaker 1: request that she stop it. He asked her to understand
34:04
Speaker 1: that the costume in question was a couple's costume, and
34:06
Speaker 1: thus he wanted to make it special for just myself
34:08
Speaker 1: and him. Why aren't we kicking her out the door
34:11
Speaker 1: right now? What are we doing?
34:13
Speaker 4: You know?
34:14
Speaker 1: He told her that while he appreciated that another person
34:16
Speaker 1: shared the same interest as us, that she was going
34:18
Speaker 1: too far with them. Lucy immediately countered with, if my
34:21
Speaker 1: name truly loved you, she would not be cheating on
34:24
Speaker 1: you right now this moment. Okay, So now I'm back
34:29
Speaker 1: to just being like, oh, she's just a bit. I
34:30
Speaker 1: saw her three different guys on my way to your room.
34:35
Speaker 1: Why so she No, she's literally, she's literally She's not okay,
34:40
Speaker 1: she needs to like talk to somebody. This is like
34:43
Speaker 1: like just fantasy, pathological lying. This is like this needs
34:47
Speaker 1: to be addressed. I'm actually concerned about Lucy. Now, wow,
34:51
Speaker 1: but you need to walk out very dramatically. Now, now
34:53
Speaker 1: that got me pissed. Yes, okay, shit was already pretty nuts.
34:57
Speaker 1: But really, if you're gonna lie about me cheating, at
34:59
Speaker 1: least have the curtis to make me seem less stupid.
35:01
Speaker 1: Either way, I was so done at that point, and
35:03
Speaker 1: in a fit of anger, I took hold of one
35:05
Speaker 1: of the articles of clothing I was folding and marched
35:08
Speaker 1: the out. The look on her face was priceless. Here
35:11
Speaker 1: she was caught in a bold face lie. And there
35:13
Speaker 1: I was waiting Robin's boxers around. I knew it was
35:16
Speaker 1: going to be as boxers and going She's right, Robin,
35:18
Speaker 1: I'm leaving you. I'm sorry, but I'm more in love
35:20
Speaker 1: with your boxers. Okay, we could have worked on that line.
35:23
Speaker 1: But that's fine. That's fine. You had your moment. Robin
35:25
Speaker 1: can't take it. He just starts cracking up. It almost
35:27
Speaker 1: falls out of his chair. He may have been done
35:29
Speaker 1: for the count, but I wasn't done. I immediately marched
35:32
Speaker 1: up to Lucy and told her that sorry, not sorry,
35:34
Speaker 1: she's no longer welcome in our friend group. I told
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Speaker 1: her that I did not like the way she was
35:38
Speaker 1: trying to steal my boyfriend, or the way she kept
35:40
Speaker 1: butting into things that we planned to be just us
35:43
Speaker 1: sort of things. I also, very empathetically told her that
35:45
Speaker 1: the both of us were not welcoming to people who
35:48
Speaker 1: would dare to spread lies about either of us, and
35:50
Speaker 1: the entire way through she cried and cried and kept
35:52
Speaker 1: mumbling things like fate and destiny and all her mumbo jumbo.
35:56
Speaker 1: I don't know if it's mumbo jumbo. I think she
35:57
Speaker 1: really believed it. Eventually, Robin managed to compose himself enough
36:00
Speaker 1: to start talking again. He told her that he agreed
36:02
Speaker 1: with me, and that while he would have eventually forgiven
36:05
Speaker 1: her attempting to come between the relationship and acting inappropriately
36:08
Speaker 1: towards him, he could never forgive someone attempting to lie
36:11
Speaker 1: to him about someone he loved dearly. So with that,
36:14
Speaker 1: he got up, gathered her stuff for her, and gestured
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Speaker 1: her to the door, But of course, Lucy had to
36:18
Speaker 1: go in for one more attempt. But does she do?
36:20
Speaker 1: She pulls out her she did the she pulls up
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Speaker 1: her shirt and he's like, oh, never mind, I'm walking
36:33
Speaker 1: out the door with her. All right. She had come
36:35
Speaker 1: in wearing rather revealing clothing, which is actually quite normal
36:38
Speaker 1: for her, but apparently she wasn't wearing a bro and
36:41
Speaker 1: maybe no one to wear at all underneath it. She
36:42
Speaker 1: just pulls down her collar and bail Robin immediately recoils
36:47
Speaker 1: and looks away. Because while he's fine with seeing brestises,
36:51
Speaker 1: he's taking quite a few different anatomy classes, He's just
36:54
Speaker 1: always been the sort of person that would rather just
36:56
Speaker 1: not see those waving at him. And oh boy, she
37:00
Speaker 1: waving those things around, practically screaming at him to look
37:04
Speaker 1: at them. This is so embarrassing, Lucy. What are we doing, dude?
37:08
Speaker 1: I want to I want to sit Lucy down and
37:10
Speaker 1: really just talk to her and be like, you're better
37:12
Speaker 1: than this, honey, practically screaming at him to look at
37:14
Speaker 1: them and understand that it is her she desires, not me,
37:17
Speaker 1: because her bits are bigger and better, and because they're
37:21
Speaker 1: destined to be together. During this whole time, I'm just
37:23
Speaker 1: I'm speechless. I can't even comprehend what's going on anymore. Luckily,
37:26
Speaker 1: it just so happened that she was so loud that
37:29
Speaker 1: the ra knocked on the door, and I was at
37:31
Speaker 1: least functional enough to run and open it. She was
37:33
Speaker 1: too far gone to even notice that the knock, so
37:36
Speaker 1: when our lovely ray looked in, all she saw was
37:38
Speaker 1: Robin yelling at her that it was inappropriate to put
37:41
Speaker 1: and to put them away, while she was yelling at
37:43
Speaker 1: him that one look at her and all of his
37:46
Speaker 1: desire for me would transfer to her. Once the Ra
37:49
Speaker 1: managed to recover from well the shock of what was happening,
37:52
Speaker 1: she immediately stormed in. She's a tiny woman, but was
37:55
Speaker 1: raised by a father in the Marines, a very tough
37:57
Speaker 1: nut to crack, and took control of the situation. She'd
38:00
Speaker 1: come because residents were complaining about the noise in Robin's dorm,
38:03
Speaker 1: so she had to investigate. She sat us all down
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Speaker 1: on the couch and had us tell our stories. Robin
38:08
Speaker 1: and I remained firm with our accounts, telling her about
38:10
Speaker 1: Lucy's behavior and what had happened this night. Lucy was
38:13
Speaker 1: crying and blubbering her little destiny speel trying to put
38:15
Speaker 1: lies in there about how I scratched her with my
38:18
Speaker 1: fingernail bullshit, just from looking at her and my nails.
38:21
Speaker 1: She had no scratches on her, and my nails are
38:22
Speaker 1: cut down to the very blunt, and about how I
38:25
Speaker 1: seduced Robin and stole him from her, and blah blah
38:28
Speaker 1: blah blah blah. The ra knew me personally enough to
38:30
Speaker 1: know that I was Robin's girlfriend and that I would
38:33
Speaker 1: never attack another person for no reason, so, of course
38:35
Speaker 1: Lucy's account is taken with a grain of salts. From
38:37
Speaker 1: that point on, it was only a matter of waiting
38:39
Speaker 1: for campus security to arrive so that Lucy could be
38:42
Speaker 1: taken away for deserving the peace and indecent exposure are Yeah,
38:45
Speaker 1: that's a crime. You can't do that. They wanted to
38:46
Speaker 1: take myself and Robin too, but my Ra managed to
38:49
Speaker 1: convince them that Lucy was the only one yelling, which
38:51
Speaker 1: she was, and that if anything, we were the victims,
38:53
Speaker 1: we may get pulled in for further questioning. Of course,
38:56
Speaker 1: and the matter itself is still under investigation, so there
38:59
Speaker 1: is a chance that Robin and I may receive righte
39:01
Speaker 1: ups for the incident or something, but such a chance
39:04
Speaker 1: as low. I'll update again when I can, but for
39:06
Speaker 1: now it's over. We're cutting her off from our friend group.
39:08
Speaker 1: I freaking hope, so Robin and I blocked her on
39:10
Speaker 1: social media and her number, and if it becomes an
39:12
Speaker 1: absolute necessity, we're getting a restraining order. Yeah, I'd recommend that,
39:16
Speaker 1: because that's this is bad. I know the story is
39:19
Speaker 1: wild and crazy and just unbelievable. I know that if
39:21
Speaker 1: I had not witnessed this, I would never have believed
39:23
Speaker 1: it myself. If you told me when I first postponed
39:26
Speaker 1: my original post yesterday that I would bear witness to
39:29
Speaker 1: a crazy girl attempting to shove her bits in my
39:31
Speaker 1: boyfriend's face and screaming about how they were destined to
39:34
Speaker 1: be together, I would have asked what you've been smoking
39:36
Speaker 1: and if I could have some of that? But there
39:38
Speaker 1: you go. I'm not asking you to believe me. I'm
39:40
Speaker 1: just asking that if you're capable of coming up with
39:41
Speaker 1: something like this, to send me whatever it is you
39:43
Speaker 1: have that lets you do that. That is crazzy. There's
39:50
Speaker 1: no other updates, Thank god. That's a lot. There's a lot. Well, again,
39:54
Speaker 1: I'd never plan these I just kind of like look
39:56
Speaker 1: for Reddit posts in real time and they were all
39:59
Speaker 1: cutting off friends. There you gonna we had a theme today.
40:01
Speaker 1: You had an unintentional theme today. Just cut off those
40:04
Speaker 1: toxic friends or yeah, you know, like friends that want
40:07
Speaker 1: to you know, be king and queen with your boyfriend
40:10
Speaker 1: and take them away and have three children. Yeah. I
40:12
Speaker 1: don't know. If this isn't real great storytelling, that's wild.
40:16
Speaker 1: If it is, Lucy needs some help. Let me know
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Speaker 1: what you guys think. That's it for me today. I
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Speaker 1: will see you in the next one, all right bye.