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Comic quest ep 20: tunes to wiggle your bum · Comic Quest

• 0:01
  SPEAKER_06: Here we are again.
• 0:08
  SPEAKER_06: We are four comedians tough to the lines of Dungeons and Dragons.
• 0:11
  SPEAKER_06: How are we gonna get back home?
• 0:12
  SPEAKER_06: We don't know.
• 0:17
  SPEAKER_00: Whoa!
• 0:25
  SPEAKER_09: This is Comic Quest.
• 0:31
  SPEAKER_07: Alright, and welcome back to Comics Quest.
• 0:33
  SPEAKER_07: We've got a very special guest for this episode.
• 0:35
  SPEAKER_07: It's the amazing Jack Brooke Meyer.
• 0:37
  SPEAKER_07: Woo! Hello, good one, Jackie.
• 0:41
  SPEAKER_07: Jack, you're doing your show here.
• 0:43
  SPEAKER_07: It is called Comic.
• 0:44
  SPEAKER_07: Comic Horror.
• 0:45
  SPEAKER_07: Comic Horror.
• 0:46
  SPEAKER_11: No relation.
• 0:47
  SPEAKER_11: But uh if you if you're a fan of sh shows with TTRPGs with comic in the title, then that is definitely the show for you.
• 0:53
  SPEAKER_04: I struggled to remember our podcast name when Jack asked me.
• 0:56
  SPEAKER_04: He was like, Yeah, but I guess what's it called?
• 0:58
  SPEAKER_04: And I was like, that's a great quest.
• 1:01
  SPEAKER_04: It is Comic Quest.
• 1:05
  SPEAKER_04: That's right, right?
• 1:06
  SPEAKER_07: Yeah.
• 1:08
  SPEAKER_07: Wow, she still doesn't do it.
• 1:09
  SPEAKER_07: Okay.
• 1:09
  SPEAKER_07: Wow.
• 1:10
  SPEAKER_07: Lends of the next show, Jack.
• 1:11
  SPEAKER_11: The next one is on Halloween.
• 1:13
  SPEAKER_11: It's on uh this Saturday, 31st of October, at 4 o'clock.
• 1:17
  SPEAKER_11: Yeah.
• 1:18
  SPEAKER_11: What are you being for Halloween?
• 1:19
  SPEAKER_11: What am I being for Halloween?
• 1:21
  SPEAKER_11: I am going as Ghostface from Scream.
• 1:23
  SPEAKER_11: My girlfriend is also going as Ghostface, because if you remember correctly, in the first film there was two killers.
• 1:28
  SPEAKER_11: Yes.
• 1:28
  SPEAKER_07: And there is a kind of hint of a sexual uh remontance between Ramonce.
• 1:33
  SPEAKER_07: Remonts.
• 1:34
  SPEAKER_00: You said Ramont.
• 1:35
  SPEAKER_07: Liam Farley went French.
• 1:37
  SPEAKER_07: A sexual remont.
• 1:40
  SPEAKER_07: And who's your guess on that one?
• 1:42
  SPEAKER_11: Oh yes.
• 1:43
  SPEAKER_11: Uh we've got uh Eva Peroni, Sam Lake, and Matthew Galgar are the players for that one session.
• 1:50
  SPEAKER_11: It's gonna be scary.
• 1:51
  SPEAKER_04: It's gonna be too scary.
• 1:51
  SPEAKER_04: I'm gonna get too scary.
• 1:52
  SPEAKER_04: You picked the scariest comedians.
• 1:54
  SPEAKER_04: They freaked me out.
• 1:56
  SPEAKER_07: Terrified by all of them.
• 1:58
  SPEAKER_07: And if you do come and see a show, you will recognise where we are right now, because this is actually the part of the stand we're recorded in today.
• 2:05
  SPEAKER_07: Happy to Yeah, but I'm happy we've made the switch.
• 2:08
  SPEAKER_05: Alright.
• 2:09
  SPEAKER_05: Don't say that.
• 2:10
  SPEAKER_05: Don't say that.
• 2:11
  SPEAKER_09: Why not?
• 2:12
  SPEAKER_09: It's flattering to our new hosts.
• 2:14
  SPEAKER_09: We want to flatter them.
• 2:16
  SPEAKER_09: I mean everywhere else, everywhere else we've ever recorded has been a shit hole.
• 2:21
  SPEAKER_11: You can just cut on as a castle and all.
• 2:23
  SPEAKER_11: It works for DD.
• 2:24
  SPEAKER_07: It's got a good DD ambience.
• 2:26
  SPEAKER_04: It'd be great if there was like a hairdryer, but a hairdryer?
• 2:29
  SPEAKER_09: For what?
• 2:31
  SPEAKER_09: Oh, because you'd have wet hair.
• 2:32
  SPEAKER_04: Oh, because I showed up soaking wet.
• 2:34
  SPEAKER_04: Oh my god, I've just realized that exactly.
• 2:37
  SPEAKER_09: I've just realized you it's almost like you it's Halloween now.
• 2:40
  SPEAKER_09: What was her fucking name?
• 2:42
  SPEAKER_09: I look like the girl from recess.
• 2:45
  SPEAKER_04: Oh, Ashley Spinelli.
• 2:47
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah, yeah.
• 2:47
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah, yeah.
• 2:48
  SPEAKER_04: I thought several people have said that with this iron hat, and I fucking love that.
• 2:54
  SPEAKER_04: She was like a lesbian.
• 2:56
  SPEAKER_04: Spinelli vibes.
• 2:56
  SPEAKER_09: Oh no, love Spinelli.
• 2:57
  SPEAKER_09: Big fan of that.
• 2:58
  SPEAKER_04: Ashley Spinelli.
• 3:00
  SPEAKER_04: Sandra's sound.
• 3:02
  SPEAKER_04: A little bit of romance.
• 3:05
  SPEAKER_04: Romance.
• 3:07
  SPEAKER_07: We're down at Tom's today.
• 3:08
  SPEAKER_07: That's because Tom's on tour, so make sure you check out Tom's tour.
• 3:11
  SPEAKER_07: You could get that on his website, Tomstead.com.
• 3:14
  SPEAKER_07: And make sure you check out the stand, you know, come and see.
• 3:16
  SPEAKER_07: It's a great place for comedy.
• 3:18
  SPEAKER_07: It's got Jack's show.
• 3:19
  SPEAKER_07: We might potentially be doing live shows.
• 3:21
  SPEAKER_07: We'll wait and see.
• 3:22
  SPEAKER_09: I'm doing the Glasgow Comedy Festival here in March.
• 3:24
  SPEAKER_07: There you go.
• 3:25
  SPEAKER_07: Check out Gareth's Glasgow Comedy Facebook.
• 3:26
  SPEAKER_04: And I run a monthly queer gig called Allmouth here.
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  SPEAKER_09: So check out.
• 3:31
  SPEAKER_09: So many options.
• 3:32
  SPEAKER_09: So many options.
• 3:34
  SPEAKER_09: Yeah, you're doing a lot of stuff.
• 3:35
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah, too much.
• 3:36
  SPEAKER_09: Kate works.
• 3:37
  SPEAKER_09: Kate's busy.
• 3:39
  SPEAKER_04: And she doesn't get paid.
• 3:44
  SPEAKER_07: Okay, so we'll get into the episode.
• 3:47
  SPEAKER_07: So in the last episode, uh Gareth wasn't with us.
• 3:50
  SPEAKER_07: Gareth was trapped in the mind of Don Baldry.
• 3:54
  SPEAKER_07: He got out.
• 3:54
  SPEAKER_07: Do you want to share with the group maybe what happened in case people haven't done it?
• 3:58
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah, did you have any to say anything about your feelings towards the other band members at all?
• 4:03
  SPEAKER_09: It's weird that you brought that up before we even started to record, and it's now like the first thing you're also labeling at me within minutes.
• 4:10
  SPEAKER_04: I like to know what people say behind my back.
• 4:12
  SPEAKER_09: I don't think you or Bill.
• 4:16
  SPEAKER_09: Phanyus or Bill came up.
• 4:18
  SPEAKER_09: I really don't think.
• 4:19
  SPEAKER_07: You said you were happy, they want to know.
• 4:21
  SPEAKER_09: I think I might have, actually.
• 4:22
  SPEAKER_09: I think I might have.
• 4:24
  SPEAKER_09: Yeah.
• 4:26
  SPEAKER_09: It sounds like me.
• 4:27
  SPEAKER_04: You opened?
• 4:28
  SPEAKER_09: Well, look, we've both got our personalities, okay?
• 4:30
  SPEAKER_09: You're you're coming at me for you better have said something nice about me, and I'm not.
• 4:34
  SPEAKER_09: I'm doing the opposite.
• 4:35
  SPEAKER_09: That's probably why your instincts.
• 4:37
  SPEAKER_02: Then what happened?
• 4:38
  SPEAKER_09: Uh I mean, I am not the guy to do a good uh recap.
• 4:42
  SPEAKER_09: I can try.
• 4:44
  SPEAKER_09: Um Don found himself in like a sort of weird, sort of like empty, vacuous sort of room, and there was like a a bowl of some sort.
• 4:56
  unknown: Yeah.
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  SPEAKER_09: Did you say?
• 4:57
  SPEAKER_09: Absolutely.
• 4:58
  SPEAKER_09: Full of water basins, the word that I'm searching for.
• 5:00
  SPEAKER_09: Yeah.
• 5:01
  SPEAKER_09: There was a basin of some sort.
• 5:02
  SPEAKER_09: There was just like a whole bunch of like sorcery of having to get through different sort of rooms and it f it bec it became apparent that Don was being led uh through or controlled, fucked with, we could say, uh by what we then perceived to be God, but there was a big reveal that it it has never been God, and God the whole time has been Don's estranged it's a strange story word.
• 5:32
  SPEAKER_09: Yeah.
• 5:33
  SPEAKER_09: Estranged son.
• 5:36
  SPEAKER_04: The kid on the bike.
• 5:37
  SPEAKER_09: The kid on the bike in the photo.
• 5:39
  SPEAKER_09: And he's the one that's been fucking with us as God.
• 5:41
  SPEAKER_09: And he lives in the me pay.
• 5:44
  SPEAKER_09: However, I ended the episode by going, Don wants to keep all that to himself.
• 5:51
  SPEAKER_09: Okay.
• 5:51
  SPEAKER_09: Don does not want to bring that up to the group because he's scared that the group's gonna.
• 5:54
  SPEAKER_04: Does Don know that a load shared is a load lightened?
• 5:58
  SPEAKER_09: Don Wow.
• 6:00
  SPEAKER_09: Very therapeutic, that I thought you said a low chair.
• 6:04
  SPEAKER_09: A low chair is a high chair lightened.
• 6:08
  SPEAKER_09: Don uh does not know this.
• 6:09
  SPEAKER_09: Don't a very yeah, he's not a smart man.
• 6:12
  SPEAKER_09: But he's scared that Fannyus and Bill I keep forgetting Bill's name, that's bad.
• 6:19
  SPEAKER_09: Uh they're not gonna see it from the same way.
• 6:21
  SPEAKER_09: They're not gonna have the same connection to Maximus that that's his name, that uh Don has.
• 6:26
  SPEAKER_09: And they're just gonna go, fuck this guy.
• 6:28
  SPEAKER_09: He's been fucking with us, making us do shitty puns.
• 6:30
  SPEAKER_09: Fuck him.
• 6:31
  SPEAKER_04: But Don wants to He doesn't he hasn't done too much, actually.
• 6:36
  SPEAKER_07: Yeah, I mean he came and took over the city and he He's done quite a lot.
• 6:39
  SPEAKER_04: He's done quite a lot, he's fucked with us quite a lot.
• 6:42
  SPEAKER_09: He he's he's actually a bit of a prick, but he's my boy.
• 6:46
  SPEAKER_04: Wow.
• 6:47
  SPEAKER_09: So Okay.
• 6:48
  SPEAKER_07: Uh he's gonna harbour it for now.
• 6:50
  SPEAKER_02: Great.
• 6:50
  SPEAKER_07: And then what that was going on with you, Gareth, uh what was going on with Kate and Tom was they were escaping the mat the city.
• 6:58
  SPEAKER_07: Are you got any thoughts on that?
• 7:00
  SPEAKER_00: No.
• 7:00
  SPEAKER_07: No.
• 7:01
  SPEAKER_07: Okay.
• 7:02
  SPEAKER_09: I hope you were uh saying nice things about Don while he was trapped in his head.
• 7:06
  SPEAKER_04: Okay, to be fair, we probably uh didn't.
• 7:08
  SPEAKER_04: We probably said I mean too.
• 7:10
  SPEAKER_09: I think you said he was farting a lot.
• 7:12
  SPEAKER_09: Cool.
• 7:14
  SPEAKER_09: Good to know that what Gareth was going through in real life was not fucking made fun of in a public episode of a podcast.
• 7:21
  SPEAKER_09: That's good.
• 7:22
  SPEAKER_04: That's when they Oh, that's right.
• 7:24
  SPEAKER_04: You were be should be.
• 7:25
  SPEAKER_09: I was very ill.
• 7:26
  SPEAKER_09: I was very ill.
• 7:27
  SPEAKER_04: Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.
• 7:29
  SPEAKER_04: Um Yeah.
• 7:31
  SPEAKER_04: Did you eat something that you knew was a bit wishy-washy?
• 7:34
  SPEAKER_09: Every single day I do it.
• 7:35
  SPEAKER_09: Okay.
• 7:35
  SPEAKER_09: Every single goddamn day.
• 7:37
  SPEAKER_04: And you can't be b mad.
• 7:38
  SPEAKER_09: I look at Ailey, my wife, and go, I shouldn't eat this, and she goes, under no circumstances.
• 7:42
  SPEAKER_09: And then I eat it in private.
• 7:45
  SPEAKER_11: The five second rule isn't real, by the way.
• 7:47
  SPEAKER_09: Oh it's not even about if you think it's not a five-day rule in my house.
• 7:52
  SPEAKER_09: Five seconds.
• 7:55
  SPEAKER_04: Sushi on the floor.
• 7:57
  SPEAKER_09: Can I have this?
• 7:58
  SPEAKER_09: Is this floor sushi still good?
• 8:01
  SPEAKER_09: No, Gav, don't eat it.
• 8:02
  SPEAKER_09: Okay, I won't put in the bin.
• 8:04
  SPEAKER_04: Stop, stop, stop making all the you're doing your own balling work.
• 8:08
  SPEAKER_09: Yeah, exactly, yeah, yeah.
• 8:09
  SPEAKER_04: Playing it.
• 8:10
  SPEAKER_04: That's me.
• 8:10
  SPEAKER_09: That's me.
• 8:10
  SPEAKER_09: That's a hundred percent me.
• 8:12
  SPEAKER_07: So where we left off with everybody, you were all in the boat entering uh Mika's kind of thieves layer, which was in uh in the sky in the clouds.
• 8:21
  SPEAKER_07: It was a series of kind of docks tied to balloons that were up in the air.
• 8:25
  SPEAKER_07: Uh so we have the airship you're all on, pulling into the dock.
• 8:29
  SPEAKER_07: Uh there was also Mika had a music box that had people who had been shrunken and trapped inside it, and it could play any song you wanted.
• 8:37
  SPEAKER_07: Someone must have said Grace Kelly.
• 8:40
  SPEAKER_07: Uh the I think at some point someone did say I missed a song.
• 8:43
  SPEAKER_07: Yeah.
• 8:43
  SPEAKER_07: So that worked out well.
• 8:45
  SPEAKER_09: And then So dry.
• 8:50
  SPEAKER_09: That was obviously that worked out great, great comedy there.
• 8:56
  SPEAKER_07: So er what happened was Bill Futler rummaged through your pockets to find a bastard.
• 9:03
  SPEAKER_07: To find a gem he could trade.
• 9:06
  SPEAKER_04: He's yeah.
• 9:06
  SPEAKER_04: Oh what?
• 9:08
  SPEAKER_07: You know how you had your big gemstone you found?
• 9:10
  SPEAKER_04: Yes.
• 9:11
  SPEAKER_07: My gemstone.
• 9:12
  SPEAKER_07: He's too he's rummaged through your pockets, took it out, gave it to Mika so he could get the music box.
• 9:19
  SPEAKER_04: I told him to roll perception.
• 9:20
  SPEAKER_04: I told him not to.
• 9:21
  SPEAKER_07: Well, I'm gonna I'm about to tell you how that ends badly for Bill Futler.
• 9:25
  SPEAKER_09: Oh, I don't give a fuck how it ends for Bill Futler.
• 9:28
  SPEAKER_09: Have you ever have you never heard an eye for an eye?
• 9:30
  SPEAKER_09: Tit for tat?
• 9:32
  SPEAKER_09: A movable rod for a gemstone?
• 9:35
  SPEAKER_09: That's what's happening.
• 9:36
  SPEAKER_09: Well not I also love fucking love that Bill's not here right now.
• 9:42
  SPEAKER_07: Payback's gonna be a fucking Well, what happens is as Bill is handed the music box for the gemstone, Bill the music box starts to shake because all the people in the music box were trapped in there for shoplifting and the box senses it has been passed to another feature.
• 10:01
  SPEAKER_07: So the box starts to shake, it flies open, and Bill Futler is sucked into the box and disappears.
• 10:09
  SPEAKER_07: Fuck you, Bill.
• 10:11
  SPEAKER_07: Uh Raky, fine.
• 10:13
  SPEAKER_11: And as you pull into the dock, one person starts walking towards you from the dock, and that is Uh that is a a a little a very old gnome with a little red hood and a blue cloak kind of wanders over and goes, uh Alright, what what's going on here?
• 10:31
  SPEAKER_10: You just described me.
• 10:34
  SPEAKER_10: That's a hat, not a cloak.
• 10:37
  SPEAKER_11: Totally different.
• 10:38
  SPEAKER_11: Completely disappeared.
• 10:38
  SPEAKER_09: A hat and a sweatshirt, not a thing and a cloak.
• 10:41
  SPEAKER_09: Yeah.
• 10:43
  SPEAKER_10: Alright, folks.
• 10:44
  SPEAKER_10: Now um uh I don't uh I'd uh I won't beat around the bush.
• 10:47
  SPEAKER_10: Um I'm looking to pilfer some things off you.
• 10:50
  SPEAKER_10: I'll be borrowing it and I won't be giving it back.
• 10:53
  SPEAKER_09: It's a terrible offer.
• 10:56
  SPEAKER_09: So you'd want to steal something from us?
• 10:57
  SPEAKER_10: Uh yes, uh if uh if you'd be so kind, I'd like to steal some things.
• 11:02
  SPEAKER_10: No.
• 11:02
  SPEAKER_09: No, brother.
• 11:03
  SPEAKER_09: No.
• 11:04
  SPEAKER_10: Can we say no?
• 11:05
  SPEAKER_10: No.
• 11:06
  SPEAKER_10: Well, um I suppose not.
• 11:09
  SPEAKER_10: Um if if you wouldn't like me to steal anything, I won't force your hand.
• 11:12
  SPEAKER_05: Cool.
• 11:13
  SPEAKER_05: See?
• 11:13
  SPEAKER_05: He's a good guy.
• 11:14
  SPEAKER_05: Do you know him?
• 11:15
  SPEAKER_05: Yeah, he's one of my thieves.
• 11:18
  SPEAKER_04: Okay, yeah, don't ever steal anything from me.
• 11:20
  SPEAKER_10: Oh uh uh I'm not supposed to steal from these ones.
• 11:23
  SPEAKER_10: We'll talk about that.
• 11:24
  SPEAKER_04: No, no, talk about it now.
• 11:25
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah, let's wrap it up.
• 11:27
  SPEAKER_07: Let's start, middle, and end it right now.
• 11:28
  SPEAKER_07: Never steal from us.
• 11:29
  SPEAKER_07: Sure.
• 11:30
  SPEAKER_07: We we have our own HR polish in this business where and you're not part of the business, so I can't it's private.
• 11:36
  SPEAKER_09: I'm gonna say that's gonna go down as one of the most shocking introductions I've ever heard of from anyone, I don't know.
• 11:42
  SPEAKER_10: What's your name?
• 11:43
  SPEAKER_10: Oh, sorry, sorry.
• 11:44
  SPEAKER_10: Uh my name's Chuck.
• 11:45
  SPEAKER_10: Chuck Wigglesbum.
• 11:47
  SPEAKER_09: I like you now.
• 11:49
  SPEAKER_09: You went right up in my own.
• 11:50
  SPEAKER_10: You is that a family name?
• 11:52
  SPEAKER_10: Uh that's right.
• 11:53
  SPEAKER_10: Come from a long line of wiggles bums.
• 11:55
  SPEAKER_09: Wiggle bums.
• 11:55
  SPEAKER_09: Yeah, no, I do like that.
• 11:56
  SPEAKER_09: I might fucking give you something.
• 11:58
  SPEAKER_02: What do you have on you?
• 12:00
  SPEAKER_09: Can I roll nothing?
• 12:01
  SPEAKER_09: Yeah, can I roll perception and see if I have anything to give Chuck Wigglesbum?
• 12:04
  SPEAKER_09: Sure, if you want.
• 12:05
  SPEAKER_07: You could just go through your you know inventory and just but I'll just give you something.
• 12:09
  SPEAKER_09: Rikhae uh edit point.
• 12:13
  SPEAKER_07: First time I've used this app, people.
• 12:16
  SPEAKER_07: I think basically Bill Futlers took everything you could have given.
• 12:20
  SPEAKER_09: Would it be in the library?
• 12:21
  SPEAKER_09: So Bill's taking everything from me, not just the gems.
• 12:26
  SPEAKER_09: Where would this be, Farrell?
• 12:30
  SPEAKER_07: Well, no, I'd r I'd rather look myself.
• 12:32
  SPEAKER_07: Well, you won't actually.
• 12:34
  SPEAKER_07: What do you mean I won't find it?
• 12:36
  SPEAKER_07: Because I've not put it in there yet.
• 12:37
  SPEAKER_07: Wow.
• 12:38
  SPEAKER_09: The level of this podcast has fucking went to the dogs, brother.
• 12:41
  SPEAKER_04: My lip is bleeding.
• 12:44
  SPEAKER_09: You can't even Yeah, no, it is, yeah, it is, yeah, yep, yep.
• 12:47
  SPEAKER_09: Where's the pissing inventory?
• 12:48
  SPEAKER_07: I've told you what you have.
• 12:50
  SPEAKER_09: I don't care what you've told me or not.
• 12:53
  SPEAKER_09: Where is my pissing inventory?
• 12:55
  SPEAKER_11: You have a Houston piss.
• 12:56
  SPEAKER_11: I could I could just start uh pickpocking you and see you.
• 12:58
  SPEAKER_09: No, no, I don't want that either.
• 13:00
  SPEAKER_07: If you pickpocket them, you'll find a horn of smoke was still.
• 13:03
  SPEAKER_09: Farrley, tell me on this pissing.
• 13:05
  SPEAKER_04: It's not in there, you didn't put it in!
• 13:07
  SPEAKER_09: But there might be something else, there might be something else.
• 13:09
  SPEAKER_09: I've told you what you've got.
• 13:10
  SPEAKER_09: All right.
• 13:11
  SPEAKER_09: Well, you know what now?
• 13:12
  SPEAKER_09: Sorry, Jack, sorry, Jack, I would have loved to give you side.
• 13:16
  SPEAKER_09: Two minutes ago.
• 13:16
  SPEAKER_09: Sorry, Chuck Wigglesbum, sorry, Chuck Wigglesbum, I would have loved to get you said, mate, but the DM in this game, not two minutes ago, went, get your inventory.
• 13:25
  SPEAKER_09: And then as soon as I tried to do that, went, well, that's no real.
• 13:28
  SPEAKER_09: I haven't updated that, so that's fucking useless.
• 13:30
  SPEAKER_09: And I'm the dickhead.
• 13:31
  SPEAKER_09: So sorry, Chuck, but you're gonna have to go unthieved this fine morrow.
• 13:35
  SPEAKER_10: That that's okay, sir.
• 13:36
  SPEAKER_10: I don't I don't take much satisfaction in getting gifts.
• 13:39
  SPEAKER_10: I much prefer to steal things.
• 13:41
  SPEAKER_09: Well, I could have looked the other way and we could have had a nice little roleplay about it, but no.
• 13:44
  SPEAKER_09: But no.
• 13:46
  SPEAKER_09: Sorry, Chuck.
• 13:47
  SPEAKER_09: I'm sorry.
• 13:47
  SPEAKER_07: Any of you want to express any concern about the member of the party that has just been sucked into a box in front of you?
• 13:54
  SPEAKER_04: Look, he's fine.
• 13:55
  SPEAKER_07: It's Mel.
• 13:56
  SPEAKER_04: That's that's classic Bill stuff.
• 13:57
  SPEAKER_04: Honestly, it's better to know where he is.
• 14:00
  SPEAKER_09: Yeah, Bill's gonna bill, and now Bill's gonna bill in a box.
• 14:02
  SPEAKER_09: That's fine.
• 14:04
  SPEAKER_04: What is he saying?
• 14:05
  SPEAKER_07: Well, you can't hear anything, but Mika says, should should we not try and get him out of out of the box?
• 14:10
  SPEAKER_07: Uh the absolutely no point.
• 14:11
  SPEAKER_04: Do we have to do that right away?
• 14:12
  SPEAKER_07: Yeah, absolutely no point.
• 14:13
  SPEAKER_07: I mean, I can take you into my my place and you can look around, but I think Where are we?
• 14:19
  SPEAKER_07: We're in we're in my we're in my den.
• 14:21
  SPEAKER_07: Obviously, you've been knocked out.
• 14:22
  SPEAKER_07: Yeah.
• 14:23
  SPEAKER_07: I just woke up.
• 14:24
  SPEAKER_10: Hello, Chuck.
• 14:25
  SPEAKER_10: Hello.
• 14:27
  SPEAKER_10: I never caught your name.
• 14:29
  SPEAKER_09: Where am I?
• 14:30
  SPEAKER_10: My name's Fanny As Bigwind.
• 14:32
  SPEAKER_10: That's nice to meet you, Fanny.
• 14:33
  SPEAKER_10: It's a good dignified name, just like mine.
• 14:35
  SPEAKER_10: Honestly, we might be related.
• 14:37
  SPEAKER_09: I'm Don Baltry.
• 14:39
  SPEAKER_10: Oh, that's a good name at all.
• 14:40
  SPEAKER_10: Lovely names all around.
• 14:42
  SPEAKER_10: Do you just say that to everyone's names?
• 14:44
  SPEAKER_10: Uh no, no.
• 14:45
  SPEAKER_10: I've met some people with rank names.
• 14:46
  SPEAKER_10: I don't uh but I I I shan't I shan't name them now.
• 14:49
  SPEAKER_10: I don't want to make them feel bad.
• 14:51
  SPEAKER_10: How old are you?
• 14:52
  SPEAKER_10: Uh I am five hundred and forty-nine years old.
• 14:55
  SPEAKER_10: But a baby.
• 14:56
  SPEAKER_10: That's right.
• 14:58
  SPEAKER_10: Still got a spring in my step.
• 15:00
  SPEAKER_11: And then he turns around and he just slaps his own arm.
• 15:03
  SPEAKER_11: Oh.
• 15:04
  SPEAKER_11: Is ours big?
• 15:06
  SPEAKER_11: It does wiggle.
• 15:07
  SPEAKER_11: It does wiggle, hence the name.
• 15:08
  SPEAKER_11: My money don't jiggle jiggle.
• 15:14
  SPEAKER_04: But chuck gone, wiggle, wiggle.
• 15:17
  SPEAKER_04: You know.
• 15:19
  SPEAKER_04: We're gonna ask Liam.
• 15:21
  SPEAKER_07: Well, I was gonna say uh there's also Sean Michaels there, but he's completely silent.
• 15:25
  SPEAKER_07: He won't talk to you.
• 15:26
  SPEAKER_07: The heartbreak kid.
• 15:28
  SPEAKER_07: He's he is somewhat of a heartbreaker in this, yeah.
• 15:32
  SPEAKER_07: He's a very ugly man, but he's obviously He's a very good looking man, except for his face.
• 15:41
  SPEAKER_09: Buddhist face.
• 15:42
  SPEAKER_04: Alright.
• 15:42
  SPEAKER_09: Have you heard of that, Chuck, the buttied face?
• 15:45
  SPEAKER_10: Uh well, I've heard I've not got the nicest face since so I grew a very long beard, and now uh people don't need to know.
• 15:51
  SPEAKER_10: Oh, you think we're talking about you?
• 15:53
  SPEAKER_10: No, I know you're not talking about me.
• 15:55
  SPEAKER_10: I just thought I'd I'd share that.
• 15:56
  SPEAKER_10: I thought I'd be vulnerable.
• 15:58
  SPEAKER_09: You're a bit of a you're a bit of a pick me boy if I can say that, Chuck.
• 16:01
  SPEAKER_04: You're a a little bit a little low self-esteem.
• 16:04
  SPEAKER_04: Do you have a uh do you have a partner?
• 16:06
  SPEAKER_10: No, no.
• 16:07
  SPEAKER_10: I've not been able to steal the heart of anyone.
• 16:09
  SPEAKER_10: Steal the heart.
• 16:12
  SPEAKER_04: Why?
• 16:12
  SPEAKER_09: I don't know, I just don't like them.
• 16:16
  SPEAKER_04: I don't know, he's doing us as ours.
• 16:18
  SPEAKER_09: So um yeah, that was fucking weird.
• 16:20
  SPEAKER_09: What was that?
• 16:20
  SPEAKER_09: Yeah, yeah.
• 16:22
  SPEAKER_09: Weird.
• 16:23
  SPEAKER_04: That's what also I was gonna say.
• 16:24
  SPEAKER_10: Chuck.
• 16:25
  SPEAKER_09: What are you doing here?
• 16:26
  SPEAKER_10: Oh well, part part of the guild, part of the thieves' guild.
• 16:30
  SPEAKER_07: Is there a guild meeting or Well yes, he's my he's part of my feud.
• 16:35
  SPEAKER_07: Thief scout.
• 16:37
  SPEAKER_09: So is this where you thieve or do you travel?
• 16:38
  SPEAKER_09: No, that's just our base.
• 16:39
  SPEAKER_09: This is where we hide out.
• 16:40
  SPEAKER_09: Oh, okay.
• 16:41
  SPEAKER_10: No, that yeah, that we we steal things, then we bring it back here.
• 16:44
  SPEAKER_09: To sell?
• 16:45
  SPEAKER_10: Uh that's right, yes.
• 16:46
  SPEAKER_09: Well, what do you have?
• 16:47
  SPEAKER_09: Let's see your loot.
• 16:47
  SPEAKER_09: I might buy something.
• 16:48
  SPEAKER_04: We've all You have nothing to buy with.
• 16:50
  SPEAKER_09: Yeah.
• 16:51
  SPEAKER_09: My favors in kind.
• 16:53
  SPEAKER_04: Your stone just got taken and ti uh Let me check my inventory.
• 17:00
  SPEAKER_09: Where is my inventory?
• 17:03
  SPEAKER_11: We're using a DD Beyond app, the famously intuitive and useful software.
• 17:08
  SPEAKER_09: Export to PDF.
• 17:10
  SPEAKER_09: Found that.
• 17:10
  SPEAKER_09: So if anyone wants to export it to PDF, I know how to do that.
• 17:14
  SPEAKER_07: Um I'll describe what you see.
• 17:19
  SPEAKER_07: You see a series of like interlocking pieces of wood tied together, and then there's balloons underneath them.
• 17:26
  SPEAKER_07: There's different kind of huts at the end of each one of these different kind of docks.
• 17:30
  SPEAKER_07: So if you wanted to go and explore, you can do that.
• 17:33
  SPEAKER_07: But Mika is very seems very worried about Tom and the box, so Mika's going, I I really think we should do something.
• 17:40
  SPEAKER_04: Is there something that happens to him the longer he stays in the box?
• 17:43
  SPEAKER_07: Well, from my understanding of the box, he's going to face a myriad of trials.
• 17:49
  SPEAKER_07: And if he fails the trials No no, he's gonna fail the trials.
• 17:53
  SPEAKER_07: He will be trapped in the box, cussed to play its cursed tunes.
• 17:57
  SPEAKER_04: As much as I'd like to c make him do that, uh he has helped us get here, and I think we should try and get him out.
• 18:03
  SPEAKER_09: It very much does seem our DM is leading us that way.
• 18:06
  SPEAKER_09: So for that reason and that reason only, I will do it.
• 18:09
  SPEAKER_09: But I don't want I want it on record that I do not want to help this man.
• 18:11
  SPEAKER_10: You're keeping a man in that box.
• 18:13
  SPEAKER_09: Happy to do it.
• 18:14
  SPEAKER_05: Extra music box.
• 18:15
  SPEAKER_09: Can I also ask a b uh a question here?
• 18:18
  SPEAKER_09: Are we still at large?
• 18:20
  SPEAKER_07: So Are we on the run?
• 18:22
  SPEAKER_07: You ha you don't know what's happened in the city.
• 18:25
  SPEAKER_09: You kinda have an idea from My last knowledge is us in the courtroom.
• 18:31
  SPEAKER_07: Going to get them in the courtroom, but we never actually did do the big Shrek entrance there.
• 18:35
  SPEAKER_07: So you got knocked out on the boat as that was about to happen, and then Fanny has stun it, but you as so we will be at large then.
• 18:42
  SPEAKER_07: We will be wanting to.
• 18:43
  SPEAKER_07: But you can ask what happened as uh.
• 18:47
  SPEAKER_07: You don't need to roll to ask what's 20.
• 18:50
  SPEAKER_09: Boom.
• 18:51
  SPEAKER_09: I'm really asking.
• 18:52
  SPEAKER_09: You really ask.
• 18:53
  SPEAKER_09: I'm really asking.
• 18:54
  SPEAKER_10: So That was a bloody great question.
• 18:57
  SPEAKER_09: Thank you, Chuck.
• 18:58
  SPEAKER_09: So So you like him again?
• 19:00
  SPEAKER_09: Yeah, no, yeah.
• 19:01
  SPEAKER_07: It's complicated.
• 19:02
  SPEAKER_07: Uh so Mika goes, Fanny, do you do you want to take this one or do you want me to?
• 19:07
  SPEAKER_04: This is all you, baby.
• 19:10
  SPEAKER_04: Okay.
• 19:11
  SPEAKER_07: Uh so we all escaped.
• 19:14
  SPEAKER_07: You seem to have a bit of a moment and hit the deck and w knocked out.
• 19:19
  SPEAKER_09: But basically It's not a nice way to describe mental health, bit of a moment.
• 19:23
  SPEAKER_05: Well, I don't know if it was something.
• 19:25
  SPEAKER_09: I was going through some, okay?
• 19:26
  SPEAKER_05: Okay, well you raw.
• 19:27
  SPEAKER_05: You were shaking and farting.
• 19:28
  SPEAKER_05: It was very strange.
• 19:30
  SPEAKER_09: No one was farting.
• 19:31
  SPEAKER_09: Cut this.
• 19:33
  SPEAKER_04: No one was farting.
• 19:34
  SPEAKER_04: Yes, you were.
• 19:35
  SPEAKER_04: You were like, um have you ever seen Swiss Army Man?
• 19:38
  SPEAKER_04: Have you ever seen the movie Swiss Army Man?
• 19:40
  SPEAKER_04: No.
• 19:40
  SPEAKER_04: Well, like that's where he is like he's so farty that he's.
• 19:45
  SPEAKER_04: Is this canon?
• 19:46
  SPEAKER_04: Is that what happened first?
• 19:47
  SPEAKER_04: That Paul Dano's riding.
• 19:50
  SPEAKER_09: That's horrible.
• 19:51
  SPEAKER_09: Didn't do it.
• 19:52
  SPEAKER_09: Well, someone must have fucking done it.
• 19:54
  SPEAKER_09: I was mad! Why's Tom in control of what I'm doing?
• 19:58
  SPEAKER_09: Okay, Tom's in the box, shitting his guts up right.
• 20:01
  SPEAKER_09: Yeah, yeah, great.
• 20:02
  SPEAKER_09: Tom is okay, fun.
• 20:03
  SPEAKER_09: This is fun.
• 20:05
  SPEAKER_07: Do you want to make Tom do anything in the box?
• 20:09
  SPEAKER_11: I'd like to pick up the box.
• 20:11
  SPEAKER_11: What's the box look like?
• 20:12
  SPEAKER_11: Is it like a wee?
• 20:13
  SPEAKER_07: So it's like basically just a wooden box.
• 20:15
  SPEAKER_07: Oh, like a wooden chest.
• 20:16
  SPEAKER_07: Wooden chest kind of thing.
• 20:17
  SPEAKER_07: It looks pretty normal until you open it.
• 20:19
  SPEAKER_11: Pick it up and kind of like shake it to hear what's in there.
• 20:22
  SPEAKER_10: You're gonna hurt him! Ah, sorry.
• 20:24
  SPEAKER_10: So there really is a little man in this box.
• 20:26
  SPEAKER_07: There's a lot.
• 20:27
  SPEAKER_07: There's a lot of little men.
• 20:28
  SPEAKER_07: There's a whole band.
• 20:29
  SPEAKER_07: A whole bunch of little people in there.
• 20:32
  SPEAKER_10: Am I gonna be sucked into this if I open it?
• 20:34
  SPEAKER_07: So do you want to try and open it?
• 20:36
  SPEAKER_10: Oh my god, of course he is.
• 20:38
  SPEAKER_10: He's a thief! Yeah.
• 20:39
  SPEAKER_09: So you try to.
• 20:41
  SPEAKER_09: What happened to my voice there?
• 20:42
  SPEAKER_09: It went to an octave.
• 20:44
  SPEAKER_09: I've never known it to go.
• 20:45
  SPEAKER_10: Hang on, I'm putting on my thieving gloves.
• 20:48
  SPEAKER_10: Whoa, he's got work gloves.
• 20:50
  SPEAKER_11: That's smart.
• 20:50
  SPEAKER_11: Alright, I'm cre creaking it open, taking a peek in.
• 20:54
  SPEAKER_07: So as you're gonna get sucked at.
• 20:57
  SPEAKER_07: As you kick it open, a swelling wind s engulfs the group.
• 21:02
  SPEAKER_07: You hear music and singing, and you are all sucked into the box.
• 21:07
  SPEAKER_07: Friendly fire.
• 21:08
  SPEAKER_09: Yeah, friendly fire.
• 21:09
  SPEAKER_09: This is what I was saying to you.
• 21:10
  SPEAKER_09: This is what I was saying to you.
• 21:11
  SPEAKER_09: Friendly fucking fire.
• 21:12
  SPEAKER_09: Why are we getting sucked in?
• 21:14
  SPEAKER_04: So how did we get sucked in?
• 21:15
  SPEAKER_09: Well, someone opened the box.
• 21:17
  SPEAKER_09: Yeah, a thief.
• 21:18
  SPEAKER_07: So the thief should get sucked.
• 21:20
  SPEAKER_07: Well, you were.
• 21:21
  SPEAKER_07: Have you ever heard of the crime of joint enterprise?
• 21:24
  SPEAKER_04: Oh my god, that's not a good law!
• 21:27
  SPEAKER_09: I've just met this guy as well.
• 21:28
  SPEAKER_09: Just met him.
• 21:30
  SPEAKER_09: I'm definitely not at the joint enterprise phase of our relationship.
• 21:35
  SPEAKER_04: He slapped his butt at you, which means you're married.
• 21:38
  SPEAKER_09: God, my first wife's gonna be raging.
• 21:41
  SPEAKER_10: Uh I know a half limb that was uh growing a lot of interest in plants, and he had what we'd call a joint enterprise.
• 21:48
  SPEAKER_10: Get it?
• 21:49
  SPEAKER_10: I hate this guy.
• 21:50
  SPEAKER_10: I hate this guy!
• 21:51
  SPEAKER_05: I didn't invite him, that was Liam.
• 21:53
  SPEAKER_05: All right, Liam invited him.
• 21:57
  SPEAKER_10: I found people are very indecisive about whether they like.
• 22:00
  SPEAKER_09: Yeah, I f yeah.
• 22:02
  SPEAKER_09: You don't surprise me, Chuck.
• 22:03
  SPEAKER_09: You don't surprise me.
• 22:05
  SPEAKER_07: So as you're all sucked into the box, you land on a massive kind of area of stone.
• 22:13
  SPEAKER_07: It's like out shape.
• 22:16
  SPEAKER_07: My ankle.
• 22:17
  SPEAKER_07: It's a bit cold.
• 22:18
  SPEAKER_07: There's swirling winds, and as you look over.
• 22:21
  SPEAKER_00: Your father's got a big ass to fucking bounce off of.
• 22:24
  SPEAKER_11: Yeah, I bounce clearly straight up into the air.
• 22:28
  SPEAKER_07: I'm fine.
• 22:29
  SPEAKER_07: So it's like as you look around, you realise you are atop uh a very high stone kind of cliff slash plinth.
• 22:37
  SPEAKER_07: It's a kind of big round circle.
• 22:39
  SPEAKER_07: Cliff slash plinth.
• 22:41
  SPEAKER_09: Two different things.
• 22:42
  SPEAKER_07: Gareth, sorry, I've had to be today.
• 22:44
  SPEAKER_07: I really need to carry out the body.
• 22:45
  SPEAKER_07: Sorry, yeah, no, I'm really on edge.
• 22:47
  SPEAKER_07: So if you you look at it, it's like basic it's m it it looks kinda like a cliff, and but it's a big round circle and it's just very high up and it seems like a very sheer, so there's no way to climb down or climb up it.
• 22:58
  SPEAKER_07: Seems like you just get put here sometimes.
• 23:00
  SPEAKER_07: Like the top of a pillar.
• 23:01
  SPEAKER_07: Yeah.
• 23:02
  SPEAKER_07: But it's more mountainous.
• 23:05
  SPEAKER_07: I'm with you.
• 23:05
  SPEAKER_09: I'm with you.
• 23:06
  SPEAKER_09: I'm sure with you.
• 23:07
  SPEAKER_07: Great imagery.
• 23:08
  SPEAKER_07: You see before you three kind of shadowy crone-like fuggers.
• 23:14
  SPEAKER_04: Ladies.
• 23:15
  SPEAKER_09: Uh I'm gonna prepare for battle.
• 23:18
  SPEAKER_09: Thunder wave! Don't you?
• 23:19
  SPEAKER_09: That's actually a perfect thing to do.
• 23:21
  SPEAKER_04: We haven't even said hi to them.
• 23:22
  SPEAKER_09: Just gonna attack them.
• 23:24
  SPEAKER_09: Right.
• 23:24
  SPEAKER_09: I don't think you should be be leading me like that.
• 23:26
  SPEAKER_09: Shadowest fucking creatures.
• 23:28
  SPEAKER_09: You made it sound very scary.
• 23:30
  SPEAKER_09: I said shadowy crone-like fuggers.
• 23:32
  SPEAKER_09: Do you know what called the crowd?
• 23:33
  SPEAKER_09: I thought you said crawling.
• 23:34
  SPEAKER_09: All the way.
• 23:34
  SPEAKER_09: I thought you said crawling.
• 23:35
  SPEAKER_09: I thought you said shadowest crawling.
• 23:37
  SPEAKER_02: No, you didn't.
• 23:38
  SPEAKER_09: I so did.
• 23:39
  SPEAKER_09: I so did, I promise.
• 23:40
  SPEAKER_09: I heard shadowy crawling, and I didn't like it.
• 23:42
  SPEAKER_09: So I Thunder Wave! But if they're just, you know, are they not?
• 23:47
  SPEAKER_09: No, okay, fine.
• 23:47
  SPEAKER_09: I don't fucking thunder wave.
• 23:49
  SPEAKER_10: Hello, we just we fell into this box.
• 23:51
  SPEAKER_10: Uh do you know the way back out?
• 23:53
  SPEAKER_07: So the they start moving towards you and they start you can't work out what they're passing between them, but they're passing something between them.
• 24:00
  SPEAKER_07: I don't trust them.
• 24:01
  SPEAKER_07: And they go, We are the witches free.
• 24:04
  SPEAKER_07: Fuck no witch!
• 24:05
  SPEAKER_04: No! I knew they were gonna be witches.
• 24:07
  SPEAKER_04: This is excellent.
• 24:08
  SPEAKER_09: Why is that excellent?
• 24:09
  SPEAKER_04: Because they're magic.
• 24:11
  SPEAKER_04: And they're women.
• 24:12
  SPEAKER_09: Exactly.
• 24:13
  SPEAKER_09: Okay, well, I don't want to get cancelled this early in the episode.
• 24:16
  SPEAKER_09: Woo! Witches! You've got a problem with strong female wits?
• 24:20
  SPEAKER_09: I uh no.
• 24:22
  SPEAKER_09: Good.
• 24:23
  SPEAKER_07: I'm looking for my inventory.
• 24:26
  SPEAKER_04: Download it as a PDF again.
• 24:28
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah, I might do that.
• 24:29
  SPEAKER_07: That'll maybe help.
• 24:30
  SPEAKER_07: That'll help.
• 24:31
  SPEAKER_07: Uh so they go, Yeah, the witch is free.
• 24:34
  SPEAKER_07: I am H.
• 24:36
  SPEAKER_07: I am M.
• 24:37
  SPEAKER_07: I am V.
• 24:39
  SPEAKER_10: It's HMV.
• 24:41
  SPEAKER_10: Do you have a master?
• 24:42
  SPEAKER_10: And what what's what's he sound like?
• 24:46
  SPEAKER_07: Me and Chuck are starting to connect.
• 24:50
  SPEAKER_07: And you realize what they're passing between them as an ear.
• 24:53
  SPEAKER_07: So they all share the one ear.
• 24:55
  SPEAKER_04: Okay.
• 24:56
  SPEAKER_04: Okay.
• 24:57
  SPEAKER_04: Okay.
• 24:58
  SPEAKER_07: And they stand before you passing the ear around.
• 25:01
  SPEAKER_07: You got anything?
• 25:01
  SPEAKER_07: Oh you can uh say whatever you want.
• 25:04
  SPEAKER_04: Hello, uh beautiful women.
• 25:08
  SPEAKER_04: You sh shut up.
• 25:10
  SPEAKER_09: Oh well, I will.
• 25:11
  SPEAKER_09: I call myself.
• 25:13
  SPEAKER_04: Um okay, two things.
• 25:15
  SPEAKER_04: Our friend is already in here, but then we got sucked in when really he's the only one who should have got sucked in because he opened the box.
• 25:22
  SPEAKER_04: Is there any way that we can please leave this box now?
• 25:25
  SPEAKER_10: He's got the ear.
• 25:27
  SPEAKER_10: Um I tell you what, I'm gonna I'm gonna fetch the ear and we'll just talk into it.
• 25:31
  SPEAKER_10: So I'm gonna try and like sleight of hand, like grab the ear.
• 25:35
  SPEAKER_07: They've got the ear, but they're you don't you've talked to the one who didn't have the ear.
• 25:38
  SPEAKER_07: Ah.
• 25:39
  SPEAKER_07: So this is gonna be a lot easier.
• 25:40
  SPEAKER_07: You can already tell this is gonna be a whole thing.
• 25:42
  SPEAKER_11: It's gonna be a lot easier if I just nick the ear off them.
• 25:44
  SPEAKER_07: I'm gonna This is someone who's played a lot of DD.
• 25:47
  SPEAKER_09: Can I immediately solve that problem?
• 25:50
  SPEAKER_09: Can I can I Don's gonna just try something?
• 25:53
  SPEAKER_07: Well, he's already still in the ear.
• 25:55
  SPEAKER_09: No, a different thing.
• 25:57
  SPEAKER_09: A completely different thing.
• 25:58
  SPEAKER_07: Well, let's let Jack do his thing.
• 26:01
  SPEAKER_09: Wow, you treat the guests with a lot more respect than you do the regular.
• 26:04
  SPEAKER_11: Slight a hand slight hand, plus five, uh fucking that one.
• 26:07
  SPEAKER_11: Amazing.
• 26:08
  SPEAKER_09: That one.
• 26:08
  SPEAKER_07: Fucking one, yeah, plays a lot of D D.
• 26:10
  SPEAKER_07: Yeah.
• 26:12
  SPEAKER_07: The witches uh start to get angry and go, Thieves, thieves, there's thieves among us.
• 26:18
  SPEAKER_07: Whoa, we've made a pig's ear of this.
• 26:21
  SPEAKER_04: Okay, I'm furious with everyone.
• 26:25
  SPEAKER_07: Nothing happens?
• 26:25
  SPEAKER_07: No nothing happens about that pun.
• 26:27
  SPEAKER_09: And now he's confirmed.
• 26:29
  SPEAKER_09: Do you know what I mean?
• 26:30
  SPEAKER_04: And now it's confirmed.
• 26:31
  SPEAKER_04: What's confirmed, Don?
• 26:33
  SPEAKER_04: What's confirmed?
• 26:34
  SPEAKER_09: Well, I don't think Don says that out loud.
• 26:36
  SPEAKER_09: But he does do this.
• 26:38
  SPEAKER_04: Don, what are you looking at?
• 26:39
  SPEAKER_09: To see if God would do something.
• 26:41
  SPEAKER_04: Why?
• 26:42
  SPEAKER_04: God hasn't done nothing.
• 26:43
  SPEAKER_09: I'm challenging him.
• 26:44
  SPEAKER_10: Is there a God in this box?
• 26:47
  SPEAKER_10: Box god.
• 26:48
  SPEAKER_09: Maybe maybe it's a box god thing.
• 26:50
  SPEAKER_10: Uh also, um uh yes, uh I just wanted to take a closer look at that ear there.
• 26:55
  SPEAKER_10: Uh don't mind me.
• 26:56
  SPEAKER_07: Oh okay, roll up persuasion.
• 26:59
  SPEAKER_07: Okay.
• 26:59
  SPEAKER_11: I don't think um I've got a little bit of charisma, so I think it's like uh Okay, persuasion only plus two.
• 27:05
  SPEAKER_11: But see how we're doing 16 plus two, 18.
• 27:09
  SPEAKER_07: Okay.
• 27:09
  SPEAKER_07: So the witch leans forward and she starts to hold the ear out towards you and she goes, You can look upon the ear.
• 27:18
  SPEAKER_04: Can you hear us when you hold it like that?
• 27:20
  SPEAKER_04: Hello! That is too loud.
• 27:23
  SPEAKER_07: Okay.
• 27:25
  SPEAKER_07: What do you want?
• 27:27
  SPEAKER_04: We've we've accidentally been sucked into this box, but and we're not thieves.
• 27:32
  SPEAKER_04: Only Chuck.
• 27:33
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
• 27:34
  SPEAKER_04: So is can we can we please leave?
• 27:37
  SPEAKER_07: Did you open the box when the box was shut?
• 27:40
  SPEAKER_04: I didn't, Chuck did.
• 27:42
  SPEAKER_07: Chuck Wigglebum did.
• 27:43
  SPEAKER_07: That was me.
• 27:44
  SPEAKER_07: And were you all together?
• 27:46
  SPEAKER_04: Well standing near each other.
• 27:48
  SPEAKER_07: Physically, not emotionally.
• 27:49
  SPEAKER_04: None of us have made out.
• 27:51
  SPEAKER_04: How so we're not together.
• 27:54
  SPEAKER_09: Yeah, we're not like this isn't like a thruple.
• 27:56
  SPEAKER_07: Well, you're all in the same place at the same time.
• 28:00
  SPEAKER_04: Well, kind of, yeah.
• 28:02
  SPEAKER_07: Have you ever heard of the crime of joint enterprise?
• 28:05
  SPEAKER_09: That's the second fucking time I've heard that phrase today.
• 28:07
  SPEAKER_10: You know, I I don't think this is fair.
• 28:09
  SPEAKER_10: This is collective punishment.
• 28:11
  SPEAKER_10: And I I were exploring.
• 28:12
  SPEAKER_10: I wanted to find a little man in this box.
• 28:15
  SPEAKER_10: Have you seen a little man?
• 28:16
  SPEAKER_07: There's there's a lot there's a whole band of little men in this box, and they're all And women.
• 28:22
  SPEAKER_00: Women can be thieves too.
• 28:25
  SPEAKER_07: Well, we haven't caught any women yet.
• 28:27
  SPEAKER_04: You haven't?
• 28:28
  SPEAKER_07: We haven't caught any women.
• 28:28
  SPEAKER_04: This is the first real dickfest down here.
• 28:31
  SPEAKER_10: That's that's because they're better thieves.
• 28:33
  SPEAKER_10: I've always been saying this.
• 28:34
  SPEAKER_04: What the fuck?
• 28:36
  SPEAKER_04: Oh, women.
• 28:38
  SPEAKER_09: That was such a nice thing to say.
• 28:40
  SPEAKER_09: I was like, oh, this is if Phanyus will love this.
• 28:43
  SPEAKER_04: What the fuck?
• 28:45
  SPEAKER_09: You piece of shit.
• 28:47
  SPEAKER_04: Is I mean it was 50-50, yeah.
• 28:49
  SPEAKER_04: Whether I was gonna understand that or not.
• 28:52
  SPEAKER_09: Look.
• 28:52
  SPEAKER_10: You know, we've been getting more women thieves recently, and I've I've always said it's about time.
• 28:56
  SPEAKER_09: Uh Don has loved being a part of this little group and he has taken photos of Phanyas and Bill as they sleep.
• 29:04
  SPEAKER_09: So he shows he shows uh one of the witches uh a photo of Bill asleep.
• 29:12
  SPEAKER_04: Oh, you think this guy hasn't played DD before?
• 29:15
  SPEAKER_09: Yeah.
• 29:15
  SPEAKER_09: Fucking see your fucking perception and raise your creepy, sleepy photos.
• 29:20
  SPEAKER_10: That's an excellent portrait.
• 29:21
  SPEAKER_10: Did you draw that yourself?
• 29:22
  SPEAKER_09: No, no, this is real.
• 29:24
  SPEAKER_09: Uh have you What do you mean it's real?
• 29:26
  SPEAKER_09: I just took a photo of him sleeping the other night.
• 29:28
  SPEAKER_09: It doesn't matter.
• 29:29
  SPEAKER_09: Irrelevant, move past it.
• 29:30
  SPEAKER_09: Did you print it off?
• 29:31
  SPEAKER_07: Move past it.
• 29:32
  SPEAKER_07: He's saying he's still using his phone.
• 29:34
  SPEAKER_07: You need to do a battery check on your phone.
• 29:35
  SPEAKER_09: 100%.
• 29:36
  SPEAKER_09: Of course I'll do a battery check.
• 29:37
  SPEAKER_09: Oh, it's 100%.
• 29:38
  SPEAKER_09: Of course I'll do a battery check.
• 29:40
  SPEAKER_09: Where is battery check?
• 29:42
  SPEAKER_07: If you roll it, I'll tell you.
• 29:45
  SPEAKER_09: Do you know how that's not a cool thing to say?
• 29:47
  SPEAKER_09: 20.
• 29:48
  SPEAKER_09: Fucking not 20.
• 29:49
  SPEAKER_09: Okay, the phone's still charged, and you've shown them the photo.
• 29:51
  SPEAKER_09: Of Bill, have you seen so much grace for this bit and then nothing for the last bit in front of the camera?
• 29:58
  SPEAKER_09: Um have you seen this guy in the band?
• 30:01
  SPEAKER_09: Have you seen this guy?
• 30:02
  SPEAKER_07: Oh, the latest thief to try his hand against the watches free.
• 30:08
  SPEAKER_07: Yes, we are aware of this cretin.
• 30:10
  SPEAKER_07: Where did he go?
• 30:11
  SPEAKER_07: Well, he's currently facing his trials.
• 30:14
  SPEAKER_07: Well, where are the trials?
• 30:16
  SPEAKER_07: W well uh you've got your own trials to worry about.
• 30:19
  SPEAKER_07: You're also a gang of thieves.
• 30:21
  SPEAKER_09: Oh come on, too uh Chuck, I think you'd even agree with me here.
• 30:25
  SPEAKER_09: The only one that should really face a trial is you.
• 30:27
  SPEAKER_09: You're the only thief amongst us.
• 30:29
  SPEAKER_10: That's right.
• 30:30
  SPEAKER_10: These people aren't thieves as far as I know.
• 30:32
  SPEAKER_10: Thank you, Chuck.
• 30:33
  SPEAKER_09: I I really appreciate it.
• 30:34
  SPEAKER_09: You're going up in my book.
• 30:35
  SPEAKER_10: You know, and you can't you can't just be you you can't just become a thief because you're next to one.
• 30:40
  SPEAKER_09: The best argument of all time.
• 30:41
  SPEAKER_09: You're not a thief for just be knowing a thief and standing next to one.
• 30:45
  SPEAKER_07: How do we know they want your decoys when you were deploying your f feverish little fingers?
• 30:52
  SPEAKER_07: Whoa.
• 30:53
  SPEAKER_10: Well well, the I I weren't there weren't no witnesses around to to watch me open it, so I didn't need to distract anyone.
• 30:59
  SPEAKER_10: And I've only just met these people, and you know, it it takes a bit more qualifications and and proving yourself to get into a thieves guild.
• 31:06
  SPEAKER_10: Those fingers really are feverish, and uh I bet they could pick up in a lock or two.
• 31:12
  SPEAKER_11: Speaking of fingers, I would like to put my finger into the ear hole to to do a sidebar.
• 31:17
  SPEAKER_09: Oh so uh you see I'm lightheaded, I'm really worried.
• 31:21
  SPEAKER_07: I'm up high and I'm lightheaded.
• 31:22
  SPEAKER_07: Hold on.
• 31:23
  SPEAKER_07: You see all the witches' heads start to like tout and tweak as if someone stuck a finger on all their ears and now you can talk.
• 31:31
  SPEAKER_09: These b these witches are getting on my fucking nerves.
• 31:35
  SPEAKER_10: These witches be crazy.
• 31:36
  SPEAKER_10: And I I don't know.
• 31:38
  SPEAKER_10: I don't know how how how can we deal with this?
• 31:40
  SPEAKER_10: They seem to think you're thieves as well.
• 31:42
  SPEAKER_09: Chuck, leave it with me.
• 31:45
  SPEAKER_09: Unplug the ear.
• 31:48
  SPEAKER_04: Oh, we're gonna say in the sideboard.
• 31:51
  SPEAKER_09: Now I'm thunder waving.
• 31:52
  SPEAKER_09: Now I'm thunder waving up.
• 31:53
  SPEAKER_04: Oh, I think you should have thunder waved with the ears plugged at the end.
• 31:55
  SPEAKER_09: I am too, I am too good point.
• 31:57
  SPEAKER_09: I am two for two on the old Nat 20s.
• 32:00
  SPEAKER_09: So watch me make this a fucking hatchery.
• 32:02
  SPEAKER_04: Don't say that.
• 32:03
  SPEAKER_09: So hold on, Gareth.
• 32:08
  SPEAKER_07: As soon as you try and launch an attack against these witches, suddenly a part the part that you are all standing of the plinth immediately sinks down.
• 32:18
  SPEAKER_04: Based on what?
• 32:19
  SPEAKER_04: Oh my god.
• 32:20
  SPEAKER_04: Based on what?
• 32:21
  SPEAKER_04: They could sense for sense.
• 32:25
  SPEAKER_04: You unplugged and yelled Thunderwave.
• 32:28
  SPEAKER_04: Apparently, I'm not even getting to Thunderwave.
• 32:29
  SPEAKER_07: As soon as you Yeah, you're not getting to cast it, but you shouted Thunder Wave.
• 32:33
  SPEAKER_09: Well, if it's surely, surely if it's showered, it's cast.
• 32:35
  SPEAKER_07: You shouted a spell at a bunch of witches before you cast it, the one people would immediately know you're about to cast Thunderwave.
• 32:42
  SPEAKER_07: I thought shouting was casting.
• 32:43
  SPEAKER_11: No, you can just cast.
• 32:45
  SPEAKER_11: Yeah, you can What do you mean?
• 32:47
  SPEAKER_11: No, okay.
• 32:48
  SPEAKER_11: So uh fucking Pokemon, you don't need fucking Pokemon.
• 32:53
  SPEAKER_11: Okay, so a sp spells will have verbal and somatic components.
• 32:56
  SPEAKER_11: Uh if it's got a verbal component, you shout it.
• 32:58
  SPEAKER_11: If it's somatic, you do something with your hands.
• 33:00
  SPEAKER_11: Sometimes they have both.
• 33:02
  SPEAKER_09: Sometimes they have both.
• 33:03
  SPEAKER_09: Thunderwave, let's pretend is both.
• 33:05
  SPEAKER_05: We don't need to pretend because it tells us.
• 33:07
  SPEAKER_05: Oh, I would love to be able to find it fairly, but it's not fucking in here, man.
• 33:11
  SPEAKER_05: If you give me the phone, I'll show you what it is.
• 33:13
  SPEAKER_09: Where is it?
• 33:14
  SPEAKER_09: Where is it?
• 33:15
  SPEAKER_09: I every time I've cast Thunderwave before, I have yelled for.
• 33:18
  SPEAKER_09: I thought that was an oddity that it was about.
• 33:20
  SPEAKER_11: I mean, you can.
• 33:21
  SPEAKER_09: My whole level of witches and wizards and witches is Harry Potter.
• 33:25
  SPEAKER_09: They fucking say it in them.
• 33:27
  SPEAKER_09: There is a whole bit in that book about how you don't need to say it.
• 33:30
  SPEAKER_11: It's verbal and somatic components for Thunder Wave.
• 33:34
  SPEAKER_11: So that means you need to you need to say something and you need to do something.
• 33:37
  SPEAKER_11: Yeah, that's exactly what I did.
• 33:38
  SPEAKER_11: Okay.
• 33:38
  SPEAKER_04: Well, I want to say I want to say that you've never talked to the us about this before.
• 33:44
  SPEAKER_07: That's because I thought bringing in verbal and somatic components would be too complicated for the code.
• 33:49
  SPEAKER_09: Yeah, but out of nowhere, you can't just drop that on us and go, dickhead.
• 33:53
  SPEAKER_09: You didn't think about the verbal and non-verbal.
• 33:54
  SPEAKER_07: The people must ask me, do I need to say this?
• 33:56
  SPEAKER_07: I just let you do whatever you want to do because you were happy to do that.
• 33:59
  SPEAKER_09: Oh, and now Jack Bruckmeyer's here and he's a real player of the game.
• 34:02
  SPEAKER_09: You're trying to show off going, this is what guys does every week.
• 34:06
  SPEAKER_09: Well, you've allowed me to do it every week.
• 34:08
  SPEAKER_04: We gotta do what he says.
• 34:10
  SPEAKER_04: No, we don't.
• 34:11
  SPEAKER_04: We do.
• 34:12
  SPEAKER_09: This is fucking bullshit, man.
• 34:14
  SPEAKER_09: This is fucking bullshit.
• 34:16
  SPEAKER_09: He does this every week.
• 34:17
  SPEAKER_09: He does it every fucking episode.
• 34:19
  SPEAKER_09: We do I'm getting sick fed up of it.
• 34:22
  SPEAKER_04: No, you're not.
• 34:22
  SPEAKER_04: You like it.
• 34:24
  SPEAKER_09: I enjoy it slightly.
• 34:26
  SPEAKER_09: Do you love Jillby Solo episode?
• 34:28
  SPEAKER_09: Yeah, but you were fucking about then as well.
• 34:30
  SPEAKER_09: You just mixed it.
• 34:32
  SPEAKER_09: Anyway, fine.
• 34:32
  SPEAKER_09: Yeah, whatever.
• 34:33
  SPEAKER_06: I mean, that's literally.
• 34:36
  SPEAKER_09: But the DM doesn't want it to, so it's fine.
• 34:38
  SPEAKER_09: It's fine.
• 34:39
  SPEAKER_09: It's fine.
• 34:39
  SPEAKER_09: The pillar falls.
• 34:40
  SPEAKER_09: Yeah, no worries.
• 34:40
  SPEAKER_09: Pillar falls.
• 34:41
  SPEAKER_09: No worries.
• 34:42
  SPEAKER_09: Find yourself in the middle of a mace.
• 34:44
  SPEAKER_10: Oh no.
• 34:45
  SPEAKER_10: Fucking hell.
• 34:46
  SPEAKER_10: I hate these.
• 34:47
  SPEAKER_10: Oh, they're not they're not fun.
• 34:48
  SPEAKER_10: Well, everyone always falls out when they're doing it.
• 34:50
  SPEAKER_09: Is this our tri uh uh can I roll to see if this is our trials?
• 34:54
  SPEAKER_09: Can I can I ask can I ask perception?
• 34:57
  SPEAKER_09: Yeah, can I roll perception?
• 34:58
  SPEAKER_09: Okay.
• 34:59
  SPEAKER_04: I mean roll perception as well.
• 35:00
  SPEAKER_09: Fourteen.
• 35:01
  SPEAKER_07: Okay.
• 35:02
  unknown: Fucking hell.
• 35:03
  SPEAKER_07: What did you get for nine?
• 35:05
  SPEAKER_07: Right.
• 35:05
  SPEAKER_07: So what Don Bowtree sees in front of him as he's in a room that is a cube on the left.
• 35:13
  SPEAKER_07: So if you think about it, you're in the middle of it.
• 35:15
  SPEAKER_07: Behind you, you've got like two walls in front of you.
• 35:19
  SPEAKER_07: You've got two other walls, but they have two ways out, so there's like two like exits you can go out from this square room and they're like, but I'm the only one in the room or all three of us in it.
• 35:29
  SPEAKER_07: Everybody's in the room, right?
• 35:30
  SPEAKER_04: Does one of the doors tell the truth and the other one can only lie?
• 35:33
  SPEAKER_07: Eh, there's no doors, it's just Oh, just waiting for eye.
• 35:36
  SPEAKER_07: It's just like open kind of no door doorway.
• 35:40
  SPEAKER_10: Holes.
• 35:41
  SPEAKER_07: Yeah.
• 35:41
  SPEAKER_07: Holes.
• 35:42
  SPEAKER_10: Should we split up, gang?
• 35:44
  SPEAKER_10: Or go the same way?
• 35:46
  SPEAKER_10: Wow.
• 35:47
  SPEAKER_10: There's no way we should split up.
• 35:49
  SPEAKER_04: No way we should be able to do it.
• 35:49
  SPEAKER_09: I also don't really like you saying gang.
• 35:51
  SPEAKER_09: We don't really know you.
• 35:53
  SPEAKER_04: I was trying something new, I'm sorry.
• 35:56
  SPEAKER_09: I wouldn't trust it.
• 35:57
  SPEAKER_09: I've said this before.
• 35:58
  SPEAKER_09: It comes and goes.
• 35:58
  SPEAKER_09: I'm hot and cold.
• 35:59
  SPEAKER_09: We're not a gang, wiggle bum.
• 36:01
  SPEAKER_10: Okay, that was perhaps too far.
• 36:03
  SPEAKER_10: Well, wh shall we d w which door should we go through?
• 36:06
  SPEAKER_10: You don't have many friends, do you?
• 36:08
  SPEAKER_10: No.
• 36:09
  SPEAKER_10: And this always happens.
• 36:10
  SPEAKER_10: I try and make them, and then I think they like me, and then I say something wrong, and they're like, You come on too strong, wiggle bum.
• 36:17
  SPEAKER_09: You come on too strong.
• 36:20
  SPEAKER_10: No, I'm not sure.
• 36:21
  SPEAKER_10: Way too much.
• 36:22
  SPEAKER_10: Way too much.
• 36:23
  SPEAKER_09: No, you also said you didn't like that before, so we're flip-flopping here.
• 36:27
  SPEAKER_04: I never said I said I liked it.
• 36:30
  SPEAKER_09: I don't remember.
• 36:31
  SPEAKER_04: And then you said it's a weird, and I said, Oh yeah, weird is what I was gonna say too.
• 36:35
  SPEAKER_04: Um I think we should all go the same way.
• 36:38
  SPEAKER_07: Okay.
• 36:38
  SPEAKER_07: So which way would you like to go?
• 36:40
  SPEAKER_04: Left.
• 36:41
  SPEAKER_07: Right.
• 36:42
  SPEAKER_04: No.
• 36:44
  SPEAKER_04: Is there anything that we perceive about they're just two equal holes?
• 36:48
  SPEAKER_07: So oh uh you can hear music coming from the left, like singing kind of music coming from the left hand side.
• 36:57
  SPEAKER_10: I think we should follow the music.
• 36:59
  SPEAKER_04: Oh well, that'll lead us surely to uh Bill and the other stolen thieves.
• 37:06
  SPEAKER_04: Uh well, that's what we're for, didn't say um I guess my priority is getting out.
• 37:13
  SPEAKER_04: But of course, Bill is part of the gang.
• 37:15
  SPEAKER_09: I'm trying to to think of s uh outside the box stuff to do.
• 37:19
  SPEAKER_09: As I have been known to do in this podcast, nine times out of ten it ends up with me getting laughed at.
• 37:24
  SPEAKER_09: Laughed at again and made to feel this fucking big because of him, sorry.
• 37:27
  SPEAKER_09: Very angry at Liam Farley.
• 37:29
  SPEAKER_09: I'm very angry at Liam Farley.
• 37:30
  SPEAKER_09: He he he has a way to piss me off.
• 37:33
  SPEAKER_09: Can I try to do something?
• 37:34
  SPEAKER_09: Okay.
• 37:36
  SPEAKER_09: Is there any animals in the maze?
• 37:43
  SPEAKER_04: You can't perceive that.
• 37:45
  SPEAKER_09: I'm not trying to I'm not trying to use perception.
• 37:48
  SPEAKER_09: Is there any animals in the maze?
• 37:50
  SPEAKER_09: Not that you're aware of.
• 37:51
  SPEAKER_09: Could I could I throw out a question verbally or non-verbally, to see if there are any animals in there to try and communicate with them.
• 38:00
  SPEAKER_09: Okay, how do you plan on doing that?
• 38:03
  SPEAKER_09: Speak with animals.
• 38:05
  SPEAKER_07: So you're just gonna shout, is there any animals in here?
• 38:07
  SPEAKER_07: Mm-hmm.
• 38:08
  SPEAKER_07: Okay, do that.
• 38:10
  SPEAKER_07: Where you go?
• 38:10
  SPEAKER_07: There are.
• 38:11
  SPEAKER_04: No, do yell it.
• 38:14
  SPEAKER_07: You don't need to roll for that.
• 38:15
  SPEAKER_09: I don't need to roll for that or can I do that?
• 38:16
  SPEAKER_11: No, no, that one just works.
• 38:17
  SPEAKER_09: Is this a verbal or non-verbal?
• 38:21
  SPEAKER_11: Well, it involves speaking with animals, so I'd guess.
• 38:24
  SPEAKER_11: But that could be that could be t telepathy.
• 38:26
  SPEAKER_11: No Gareth.
• 38:27
  SPEAKER_11: What do you mean, no Gareth?
• 38:29
  SPEAKER_11: Look, the verbal and somatic components only really matter if you're trying to do a spell subtly.
• 38:34
  SPEAKER_07: Do you see why I didn't bring in verbal and somatic into this?
• 38:36
  SPEAKER_07: Well, that's why I could be trying to do it subtly right now.
• 38:39
  SPEAKER_11: Uh alright.
• 38:40
  SPEAKER_11: Well, uh let's see, speak with animals.
• 38:42
  SPEAKER_09: I'm just trying to see if there's anyone in there that knows the right way to go.
• 38:45
  SPEAKER_09: And I'm I'm just trying to see if that's enough.
• 38:49
  SPEAKER_09: Why is that such a crazy thing to do?
• 38:51
  SPEAKER_09: Why is that a crazy thing to do?
• 38:52
  SPEAKER_09: Why is that?
• 38:53
  SPEAKER_09: I don't understand why that's a crazy thought.
• 38:55
  SPEAKER_07: We're just gonna guess.
• 38:56
  SPEAKER_07: Okay, if you want to shout out to the maze, is there any animals in here?
• 39:00
  SPEAKER_09: Is there any animals in here?
• 39:01
  SPEAKER_09: And do you know could you guide us on which way to go for best?
• 39:05
  SPEAKER_09: Oh, you hear as a mouse squeak and it just goes, No.
• 39:09
  SPEAKER_04: Okay.
• 39:10
  SPEAKER_04: Well, he's obviously a liar.
• 39:12
  SPEAKER_04: He said, Are there any animals in here?
• 39:14
  SPEAKER_04: And he said no.
• 39:15
  SPEAKER_04: So Yeah.
• 39:17
  SPEAKER_07: Tricky little mouse.
• 39:19
  SPEAKER_07: What way did it come from?
• 39:20
  SPEAKER_07: The left or the right?
• 39:22
  SPEAKER_07: It came from behind you.
• 39:23
  SPEAKER_07: Behind me?
• 39:24
  SPEAKER_04: He's in the room.
• 39:26
  SPEAKER_04: He's in the room.
• 39:26
  SPEAKER_07: Is the mouse just behind me?
• 39:28
  SPEAKER_07: Well, if you want to look around and see if you could find the mouse, I'll let you do something.
• 39:32
  SPEAKER_04: Guys, I think we shouldn't waste time.
• 39:33
  SPEAKER_04: All right, the longer we're in here, the stronger the magic go go grows.
• 39:36
  SPEAKER_04: I can feel it.
• 39:38
  SPEAKER_04: Um, those uh tricksy crones.
• 39:41
  SPEAKER_04: I think we should go actually to the left with the music.
• 39:44
  SPEAKER_07: Okay.
• 39:45
  SPEAKER_07: Is that what everybody's doing?
• 39:46
  SPEAKER_07: You're all going to the left?
• 39:47
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
• 39:47
  SPEAKER_04: Everyone is doing that.
• 39:48
  SPEAKER_07: Follow the music.
• 39:49
  SPEAKER_07: You walk through into another room that is a complete square with only one exit.
• 39:56
  SPEAKER_07: Sadly, there is five harpies in this room.
• 39:59
  SPEAKER_07: Oh no.
• 40:00
  SPEAKER_07: And as you walk in, they all start to swoop an attack.
• 40:04
  SPEAKER_07: So you are now all gonna have to roll initiatives.
• 40:07
  SPEAKER_04: Can we turn around and run away right away?
• 40:09
  SPEAKER_07: Hold on, I'll ask Jack.
• 40:11
  SPEAKER_11: Uh oh, okay.
• 40:12
  SPEAKER_11: Uh yeah, I mean we could uh we we we could attempt to run, but I guess you'd still need to roll initiative to figure out who's coming in.
• 40:20
  SPEAKER_11: Seems we've been ambushed by these ambushed predators.
• 40:22
  SPEAKER_07: Let's write this out quickly.
• 40:24
  SPEAKER_07: So, Jack, you got 20.
• 40:26
  SPEAKER_07: 20, alright.
• 40:27
  SPEAKER_07: Jack's come first.
• 40:28
  SPEAKER_07: 18.
• 40:29
  SPEAKER_07: 18.
• 40:30
  SPEAKER_07: What did you get?
• 40:30
  SPEAKER_04: Well, I'll roll.
• 40:31
  SPEAKER_04: I've just been rolling, so I'll roll this time as my roll.
• 40:34
  SPEAKER_04: Okay.
• 40:35
  SPEAKER_04: I've rolled like ten times, man.
• 40:37
  SPEAKER_04: I don't know exactly.
• 40:38
  SPEAKER_09: Why though?
• 40:39
  SPEAKER_04: Because uh you're getting two NAT 20s, and I feel like I with this one I only I get like mostly sevens and nines.
• 40:45
  SPEAKER_04: Or one.
• 40:46
  SPEAKER_04: Amazing.
• 40:47
  SPEAKER_04: Jesus Christ.
• 40:47
  SPEAKER_07: Okay, so Kate's got a one.
• 40:50
  SPEAKER_04: This is my pro yeah.
• 40:51
  SPEAKER_07: Hearth piece of caught that.
• 40:53
  SPEAKER_07: Maybe it's just my hand.
• 40:54
  SPEAKER_07: Uh can I have photo?
• 40:56
  SPEAKER_07: Maybe it's these.
• 40:57
  SPEAKER_04: Hey, two brute.
• 40:59
  SPEAKER_09: Fucking things.
• 41:02
  SPEAKER_04: I'm gonna die during this.
• 41:03
  SPEAKER_09: One when that day comes, it'll just be a mercy.
• 41:07
  SPEAKER_09: Okay.
• 41:08
  SPEAKER_04: What?
• 41:09
  unknown: Yeah.
• 41:09
  SPEAKER_07: So fucking the initiative order is gonna be Mr.
• 41:13
  SPEAKER_07: Wigglesbum, then it's gonna be Gareth, then it's gonna be Shawn Michaels, then it's gonna be the Hard P's, then it's gonna be Mika, and then it's gonna be Fanny's Big One.
• 41:22
  SPEAKER_07: Everyone everyone got characters named there apart from me, Gareth.
• 41:26
  SPEAKER_07: Well that's because you bring so much to the role that it's hard to look beyond.
• 41:30
  SPEAKER_04: We need to be hyper positive right now.
• 41:33
  SPEAKER_07: Okay.
• 41:33
  SPEAKER_04: Thanks for giving me a IRL name.
• 41:36
  SPEAKER_09: You're welcome.
• 41:38
  SPEAKER_11: Earl.
• 41:39
  SPEAKER_09: IRL.
• 41:40
  SPEAKER_09: Earl.
• 41:41
  SPEAKER_09: Okay.
• 41:42
  SPEAKER_11: I think I will uh I'm gonna fire my short bow at one of the harpies.
• 41:46
  SPEAKER_11: Yeah, of course he is.
• 41:48
  SPEAKER_11: Of course he's got a short bow.
• 41:49
  SPEAKER_09: I'm gonna try and thunder wave, and I feel that people are gonna get angry at me again.
• 41:53
  SPEAKER_11: Uh that's seventeen.
• 41:54
  SPEAKER_11: Okay, so it and that's doing uh seven damage total.
• 41:59
  SPEAKER_11: Um you notice that it he takes he takes his bow out and if he's got this these weird custom arrows that have just rather than a blade on the tip, it's just this little carved wooden fist on the edge.
• 42:09
  SPEAKER_11: Oh my god, this guy sh shoots out.
• 42:12
  SPEAKER_11: I hate how he punches the harpy.
• 42:14
  SPEAKER_11: How much damage was it?
• 42:15
  SPEAKER_11: That was uh seven damage total.
• 42:18
  SPEAKER_11: Okay.
• 42:18
  SPEAKER_11: Which I guess would be bludgeoning in this case.
• 42:20
  SPEAKER_11: Oh, yeah.
• 42:20
  SPEAKER_04: Did it like break the harpy's jar or something?
• 42:23
  SPEAKER_11: Um I d I don't know how much how much damage is that doing?
• 42:26
  SPEAKER_07: Uh so the harpy uh looks very pissed off.
• 42:29
  SPEAKER_07: It doesn't look overly it's not like in massive amount as a peril or anything like that, but it looks it looks like you've angled that more than huffed it.
• 42:36
  SPEAKER_11: And I would I would then like to use as a rogue my bonus action to uh attempt to hide.
• 42:41
  SPEAKER_11: Is there anything I could hide behind nearby?
• 42:44
  SPEAKER_07: Only your other players.
• 42:45
  SPEAKER_11: I'm gonna hide behind Don.
• 42:47
  SPEAKER_09: Bad choice.
• 42:48
  SPEAKER_09: The smallest here.
• 42:50
  SPEAKER_09: Fanny Fanny's massive.
• 42:52
  SPEAKER_11: Okay, I'm gonna hide it all.
• 42:53
  SPEAKER_11: I'm gonna bad out of context.
• 42:55
  SPEAKER_11: Hide behind Fanny.
• 42:56
  SPEAKER_11: Yeah.
• 42:56
  SPEAKER_09: So you hide behind Fanny.
• 42:58
  SPEAKER_11: I'll see how we do it.
• 42:59
  SPEAKER_11: That is a uh just a seventeen on the roll with uh Justice, just uh that's gonna be a kick for you.
• 43:06
  SPEAKER_09: I would kill for that.
• 43:06
  SPEAKER_09: Yeah, I know that's gonna be a kick for you.
• 43:08
  SPEAKER_09: Just just a a measly 17 on the roll.
• 43:10
  SPEAKER_09: Seven plus seventeen seven.
• 43:12
  SPEAKER_09: So there's twenty-four.
• 43:12
  SPEAKER_09: Yeah.
• 43:12
  SPEAKER_07: Okay.
• 43:13
  SPEAKER_07: So I'm hidden.
• 43:14
  SPEAKER_07: Mr.
• 43:15
  SPEAKER_07: Wiggle Bum has hidden so my ass.
• 43:18
  SPEAKER_07: You don't know you you don't even know that it was a Mr.
• 43:21
  SPEAKER_07: Bumblebum.
• 43:22
  SPEAKER_09: Wiggled bum by nature.
• 43:25
  SPEAKER_10: So now I like to wiggle around in bums.
• 43:27
  SPEAKER_04: Okay, so this is what you're doing in France, okay?
• 43:30
  SPEAKER_04: Because you're doing shit like that.
• 43:32
  SPEAKER_04: Is that why they talk like pain in my ass?
• 43:35
  SPEAKER_07: It is now Hey That's great.
• 43:38
  SPEAKER_07: It is now Don Boltri's time.
• 43:41
  SPEAKER_09: Thunderwave.
• 43:44
  SPEAKER_09: I don't need to roll.
• 43:45
  SPEAKER_09: Thunder Wave Constitution.
• 43:47
  SPEAKER_09: Uh oh.
• 43:48
  SPEAKER_09: Oh, so that's the one.
• 43:49
  SPEAKER_09: Well no, I didn't.
• 43:51
  SPEAKER_02: So got the six the same thing.
• 43:54
  SPEAKER_09: Net twenty baby, net twenty baby.
• 43:57
  SPEAKER_09: Nat twenty.
• 43:58
  SPEAKER_09: Do you don't need to.
• 44:00
  SPEAKER_09: They have to roll Goff.
• 44:05
  SPEAKER_07: I was told I need to.
• 44:06
  SPEAKER_04: Oh so you said Nat 20, I look over, it's still an eight.
• 44:09
  SPEAKER_07: It moved after the roll finish.
• 44:11
  SPEAKER_07: Okay.
• 44:12
  SPEAKER_07: So uh tell me the d uh I'll quickly look up the damage for Thunderwave, but uh it's ha three of the harpies.
• 44:19
  SPEAKER_09: Come on! Fucking Thunderwaved.
• 44:22
  SPEAKER_09: Do I get extra damage if I perform it like ACDC?
• 44:27
  SPEAKER_07: If you can give a very convincing performance, I'll add plus one damage.
• 44:31
  SPEAKER_09: You but no Okay, that's minus one damage.
• 44:36
  SPEAKER_09: Get rid of the bat.
• 44:37
  SPEAKER_04: You're weird.
• 44:38
  SPEAKER_04: You beer! Firewaved!
• 44:40
  SPEAKER_09: Yeah.
• 44:41
  SPEAKER_04: Pipe down, buddy.
• 44:42
  SPEAKER_04: You're uh in my butt.
• 44:45
  SPEAKER_04: Oh, right, yeah, that'll give me someone feels weird down there.
• 44:50
  SPEAKER_07: Okay.
• 44:50
  SPEAKER_04: Must have been that four sushi I had of her lunge.
• 44:54
  SPEAKER_07: Don't Thunderwave has done 15 damage to three of the harpies, and they look they look quite hot, so you've done well there.
• 45:01
  SPEAKER_07: Beautiful.
• 45:02
  SPEAKER_07: One of the harpies looks pissed off.
• 45:04
  SPEAKER_07: Three of them look like they're in a quite considerable amount of danger and damage, and one of them looks completely fine.
• 45:11
  SPEAKER_07: And now it is Shawn Michaels' turn.
• 45:13
  SPEAKER_07: So Shawn Michaels runs up to the one who looks fine, and he is gonna go and try and hit it with his Warhammer.
• 45:20
  SPEAKER_07: He hips and he does five damage, and then he's gonna use his Psychoric strike as a bonus action as well.
• 45:27
  SPEAKER_07: And that's 11 damage he's done to this one.
• 45:30
  SPEAKER_07: So he's now cut that one down and it looks quite hot as well.
• 45:34
  SPEAKER_07: It goes to Mika and Mika is gonna strike with a dagger.
• 45:40
  SPEAKER_07: Mika hits, and Mika's dagger does Mika's dagger does six damage, or so that is.
• 45:46
  SPEAKER_07: One of the harpies looks really fucked up, doesn't it?
• 45:48
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah, good.
• 45:50
  SPEAKER_07: And then it is now the harpies' turn to attack.
• 45:54
  SPEAKER_04: Oh god.
• 45:55
  SPEAKER_04: So shouldn't have said good leg day.
• 45:57
  SPEAKER_07: Good.
• 46:00
  SPEAKER_07: Two of them are gonna go after Don Baltree with their claws.
• 46:04
  SPEAKER_07: So good luck.
• 46:06
  SPEAKER_09: What's Don's AC again?
• 46:08
  SPEAKER_09: I'll tell you right now.
• 46:09
  SPEAKER_09: Twet.
• 46:10
  SPEAKER_09: Honestly, uh we burned him.
• 46:13
  SPEAKER_09: Twelve.
• 46:13
  SPEAKER_09: I knew it was twelve.
• 46:14
  SPEAKER_01: Twelve!
• 46:15
  SPEAKER_09: Twelve.
• 46:15
  SPEAKER_09: I knew it was twelve.
• 46:16
  SPEAKER_09: I had that memorised.
• 46:17
  SPEAKER_07: That's good.
• 46:17
  SPEAKER_07: Okay, so they miss.
• 46:19
  SPEAKER_07: Another one is gonna go for Fanny's Big Wind, and they are gonna go for the claws again.
• 46:25
  SPEAKER_07: I think that's gonna miss as well.
• 46:26
  SPEAKER_07: What's Fanny's AC?
• 46:27
  SPEAKER_07: Uh yep.
• 46:28
  SPEAKER_07: So that misses the one that's next to Sean, he goes, she goes for him, and that also misses.
• 46:33
  SPEAKER_07: So they've all missed, and now it goes to Fanny's Bigwind.
• 46:37
  SPEAKER_04: Thank God.
• 46:39
  SPEAKER_04: Thunderwave.
• 46:42
  SPEAKER_09: Love a thunder wave.
• 46:43
  SPEAKER_09: Okay.
• 46:44
  SPEAKER_09: Come on.
• 46:45
  SPEAKER_09: Come on.
• 46:47
  SPEAKER_07: So let's do this.
• 46:49
  SPEAKER_07: Lego.
• 46:50
  SPEAKER_07: You've had all the heart piece, three of them are dead.
• 46:52
  SPEAKER_09: Yes.
• 46:53
  SPEAKER_09: How many of them are there?
• 46:54
  SPEAKER_07: Five.
• 46:55
  SPEAKER_09: Come on, those last two are getting it.
• 46:57
  SPEAKER_07: One of them looks really fucked up, and the other one's looks pretty fucked up, but is still kinda kacking.
• 47:03
  SPEAKER_07: She'll be alright.
• 47:04
  SPEAKER_11: Kick it.
• 47:05
  SPEAKER_07: And then it goes back to wiggle bum.
• 47:08
  SPEAKER_11: Okay.
• 47:08
  SPEAKER_11: Um I am going to use a sneak attack on the harpy that's taking the least damage.
• 47:15
  SPEAKER_11: Okay.
• 47:16
  SPEAKER_11: Um and uh I will use my short bow to shoot another arrow with a little carved wooden fist on it.
• 47:22
  SPEAKER_11: Plus five total, so that's just ten.
• 47:24
  SPEAKER_07: Okay, so that Oh wait, sorry.
• 47:26
  SPEAKER_11: If it's a sneak attack advantage.
• 47:29
  SPEAKER_09: Yeah.
• 47:29
  SPEAKER_09: See who remembers that?
• 47:32
  SPEAKER_11: Someone that's been a DM for years.
• 47:34
  SPEAKER_11: Come on, Jack.
• 47:35
  SPEAKER_11: Uh that is okay, that's a sixteen on the total in the second one.
• 47:39
  SPEAKER_11: So that hats.
• 47:40
  SPEAKER_04: He's got a girlfriend I don't.
• 47:43
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
• 47:44
  SPEAKER_04: Skill issue.
• 47:47
  SPEAKER_04: 100%.
• 47:49
  SPEAKER_04: I keep fumbling.
• 47:51
  SPEAKER_04: I keep fumbling.
• 47:53
  SPEAKER_04: And if you knew the rules, then you'd you'd fumble.
• 47:56
  SPEAKER_04: I don't think I have the one to talk about the rules, though.
• 47:59
  SPEAKER_09: Oh my god, that's so funny.
• 48:00
  SPEAKER_09: So you've got that.
• 48:02
  SPEAKER_11: Okay, so that's hit.
• 48:04
  SPEAKER_11: Um and that's gonna be uh D6 plus three six plus three, so nine.
• 48:10
  SPEAKER_11: Um so that's just the bow damage, and then sneak attack bonus die is I think two d6.
• 48:17
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, that's two d6.
• 48:18
  SPEAKER_09: Yeah, I was you know it was three originally, but the they changed it in the latest fucking update.
• 48:24
  SPEAKER_07: Uh I'm just gonna tell now before you even know if you even just get a one in both of them.
• 48:28
  SPEAKER_07: Yeah, one'll one will do one will do it.
• 48:30
  SPEAKER_07: I was gonna say that.
• 48:31
  SPEAKER_07: One'll do it.
• 48:32
  SPEAKER_07: One'll do it.
• 48:32
  SPEAKER_11: This harpy is dead.
• 48:34
  SPEAKER_11: Um well Yeah.
• 48:35
  SPEAKER_11: Hold on.
• 48:36
  SPEAKER_11: So not it it's non-lethal.
• 48:38
  SPEAKER_11: I've uh I've punched it in the face with this.
• 48:39
  SPEAKER_11: So if I I've knocked the harpy unconscious.
• 48:42
  SPEAKER_07: So the harpy is now unconscious lying on the floor.
• 48:45
  SPEAKER_04: Okay.
• 48:45
  SPEAKER_11: So that's that's that's that's me done that, and then on uh using my bonus action I'm gonna fucking hide again.
• 48:51
  SPEAKER_11: Don't don't Well let's see, I could completely fuck it, which I have done.
• 48:57
  SPEAKER_11: Oh yeah, don't do that, that's worse.
• 48:58
  SPEAKER_11: Uh uh wrong turn of phrase.
• 49:00
  SPEAKER_11: Um you see me a attempting to to run pet and I just I just triple and ah fuck out in the open again.
• 49:11
  SPEAKER_07: So then it is now going to Don Bowtry.
• 49:14
  SPEAKER_09: So there's one more.
• 49:15
  SPEAKER_07: There's one more and it was really fucked up, it wasn't a bad bad way.
• 49:19
  SPEAKER_09: Don't just walk up to it, just uh a strut, just ballsy.
• 49:25
  SPEAKER_09: Like, do you know that song from years ago, the cool guys don't look at explosions thing?
• 49:29
  SPEAKER_09: Yeah.
• 49:29
  SPEAKER_09: They just walk right up to the guys don't look at explosions.
• 49:33
  SPEAKER_09: That vibe just strutting right up to the last what are they called?
• 49:38
  SPEAKER_09: Harpy Harpies.
• 49:39
  SPEAKER_04: And then do a thunder wave in its face.
• 49:41
  SPEAKER_09: That's so what I was gonna do.
• 49:43
  SPEAKER_04: Sorry, sorry.
• 49:44
  SPEAKER_09: We'll cut that out.
• 49:45
  SPEAKER_09: And Don is just gonna put his arm round the final harpy and just go.
• 49:54
  SPEAKER_09: Thunder wave.
• 49:56
  unknown: Okay.
• 49:57
  SPEAKER_04: You're quite close to it, though.
• 49:58
  SPEAKER_09: Yeah.
• 50:01
  SPEAKER_07: It shoots out in front, so I think you get to put it in a cube.
• 50:05
  SPEAKER_07: I was thinking that cube is a good one.
• 50:06
  SPEAKER_04: Oh, I'm pretty happy to get some damage in the cell with this.
• 50:08
  SPEAKER_07: So that is uh and that is it's dead.
• 50:12
  SPEAKER_07: All the harpies are done and they Woo!
• 50:16
  SPEAKER_00: Good job, guys.
• 50:17
  SPEAKER_04: With no damage to uh shit, harpies.
• 50:19
  SPEAKER_04: Proud of us, hey.
• 50:22
  SPEAKER_04: Where'd you go for a bit there?
• 50:23
  SPEAKER_04: We I couldn't see you.
• 50:25
  SPEAKER_10: I was hiding behind you.
• 50:26
  SPEAKER_10: Huh.
• 50:26
  SPEAKER_10: Behind.
• 50:27
  SPEAKER_10: I'm look I'm not I'm not very good in uh in hand-to-hand combat, so I'd sneak around and then I'd uh attack people when they're not looking.
• 50:35
  SPEAKER_10: Well maybe you'd be better if you if your arrows had arrows on them and not.
• 50:38
  SPEAKER_09: Yeah, what's with the fists on the arrows?
• 50:40
  SPEAKER_10: I don't I'd I'd I I don't like killing things, okay?
• 50:43
  SPEAKER_04: And you kept yelling get fisted.
• 50:48
  SPEAKER_09: It's also weird to have that moral code uh for a thief.
• 50:51
  SPEAKER_10: Well, I I don't look stealing is fine.
• 50:53
  SPEAKER_10: I can steal material possessions, but I don't want to steal anyone's life, you understand me?
• 50:58
  SPEAKER_09: I get that.
• 50:59
  SPEAKER_10: Now if if you lot want to kill people, that's on you, but I I can't take it on me consciousness.
• 51:05
  SPEAKER_10: I'm aware, but I've I've neutralised it.
• 51:07
  SPEAKER_10: Look, this one's knocked out.
• 51:08
  SPEAKER_10: And maybe it'll wake up and come after us again.
• 51:11
  SPEAKER_10: Or maybe it'll be grateful that I showed it mercy.
• 51:14
  SPEAKER_04: This guy fucking sucks.
• 51:15
  SPEAKER_09: Yeah, doubt it, doubt it, doubt it, Chuck.
• 51:17
  SPEAKER_04: Okay, fine, Chuck.
• 51:18
  SPEAKER_04: Let's move on.
• 51:19
  SPEAKER_04: Is there only one way through?
• 51:21
  SPEAKER_07: There's only one other the only other way forward is one way.
• 51:24
  SPEAKER_04: Alright, shall we go?
• 51:25
  SPEAKER_07: Plow on, plow on.
• 51:26
  SPEAKER_04: Do we want to hold hands?
• 51:28
  SPEAKER_07: I'm good.
• 51:29
  SPEAKER_04: Okay.
• 51:30
  SPEAKER_04: I'm so good.
• 51:31
  SPEAKER_07: No, I'm good.
• 51:32
  SPEAKER_07: I'm I'm good.
• 51:32
  SPEAKER_07: Mika holds out a hand to you and he goes, God, don't be scaled.
• 51:36
  SPEAKER_09: I'm not fucking scared, Mika.
• 51:37
  SPEAKER_09: Okay, I just don't want to hold hands with everybody.
• 51:39
  SPEAKER_04: Why?
• 51:39
  SPEAKER_09: What are we gonna do?
• 51:40
  SPEAKER_09: Skip, prance.
• 51:41
  SPEAKER_04: Do you have sweaty hands?
• 51:43
  SPEAKER_09: No, no, no.
• 51:44
  SPEAKER_04: It's to not lose each other in the dark.
• 51:47
  SPEAKER_09: Is it dark?
• 51:48
  SPEAKER_09: Or is it like the most illuminating?
• 51:51
  SPEAKER_09: It's like the definition of light.
• 51:53
  SPEAKER_09: So we don't lose each other in the dark.
• 51:56
  SPEAKER_04: At any moment the lights could go out.
• 51:58
  SPEAKER_04: Do you think they wouldn't do that?
• 51:59
  SPEAKER_04: You think they wouldn't turn the lights out?
• 52:01
  SPEAKER_09: I just don't know why.
• 52:02
  SPEAKER_09: Okay, when the lights go out, we can reassess the hand holding situation.
• 52:05
  SPEAKER_04: It's too late then.
• 52:06
  SPEAKER_04: That's what they're banking on.
• 52:08
  SPEAKER_04: Fine.
• 52:09
  SPEAKER_04: Does anyone like to would anyone else like you hold hands?
• 52:12
  SPEAKER_07: Mika holds out his hand.
• 52:14
  SPEAKER_04: Great.
• 52:14
  SPEAKER_04: I'll hold.
• 52:15
  SPEAKER_04: I'll I'll hold hands.
• 52:16
  SPEAKER_04: I have no such objections.
• 52:18
  SPEAKER_10: Sean?
• 52:18
  SPEAKER_07: Sean beaches out his hand.
• 52:20
  SPEAKER_11: We're hold hands.
• 52:21
  SPEAKER_09: Now everyone's holding hands but me.
• 52:22
  SPEAKER_11: Yeah.
• 52:22
  SPEAKER_11: I'm gonna take one of my arrows and hold the little fist out to you.
• 52:26
  SPEAKER_11: Go on.
• 52:27
  SPEAKER_11: Joined.
• 52:28
  SPEAKER_04: See, that's not gay.
• 52:32
  SPEAKER_09: No, no, I'm good.
• 52:33
  SPEAKER_04: It's not been up an ass.
• 52:35
  SPEAKER_04: No, I'm good.
• 52:35
  SPEAKER_09: I'm good.
• 52:36
  SPEAKER_09: I'm good.
• 52:36
  SPEAKER_09: I'm so good.
• 52:38
  SPEAKER_04: Fine.
• 52:39
  SPEAKER_04: So weird.
• 52:39
  SPEAKER_04: Let's move forward.
• 52:41
  SPEAKER_07: So you walk into the next room, and before you there is chairs, but the backs are all to you.
• 52:47
  SPEAKER_07: All that you see in the room is these four chairs, and as you walk in, suddenly a spotlight hits you, and a voice beckons forward and it goes, Welcome to the voice.
• 52:58
  SPEAKER_04: Oh no.
• 52:59
  SPEAKER_07: Oh, I am loving that.
• 53:01
  SPEAKER_04: Why do they say that?
• 53:02
  SPEAKER_04: Yes.
• 53:03
  SPEAKER_07: Oh, I'm gonna fucking skip.
• 53:04
  SPEAKER_07: I'm gonna crush this.
• 53:05
  SPEAKER_07: So the voice says, Welcome to the voice.
• 53:08
  SPEAKER_07: The voice then goes on to explain that the challenge that is before you to escape is have you ever seen Nevermind the Buzz Cops?
• 53:16
  SPEAKER_04: Yes.
• 53:16
  SPEAKER_07: So you know the music ground where they have.
• 53:18
  SPEAKER_07: I love it.
• 53:18
  SPEAKER_07: Yes.
• 53:19
  SPEAKER_07: Yeah, it's the best.
• 53:20
  SPEAKER_04: Effectively Simon Amstel years.
• 53:22
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
• 53:23
  SPEAKER_09: The hosts have always been cunts, but.
• 53:25
  SPEAKER_09: I liked Amstel.
• 53:27
  SPEAKER_09: Amstel's a prick.
• 53:28
  SPEAKER_04: I thought Lamar was a pretty big Lamar Lamar is a prank.
• 53:31
  SPEAKER_04: That was a bit more before my time.
• 53:33
  SPEAKER_07: Well, I've only seen I I I missed it too, but I've gone back and watched.
• 53:36
  SPEAKER_07: Mark Lamar's a knob.
• 53:37
  SPEAKER_07: Simon Amstel's a knob.
• 53:38
  SPEAKER_07: Yeah, they're all knobs.
• 53:38
  SPEAKER_07: Who's your favourite never mind?
• 53:40
  SPEAKER_07: The Buzzcocks host?
• 53:41
  SPEAKER_07: Never watched it.
• 53:41
  SPEAKER_07: Oh, they okay.
• 53:43
  SPEAKER_04: That's crazy.
• 53:45
  SPEAKER_04: Oh, when he when he oh the Amy at Winehouse, when he pisses off that one guy by reading Oh my god, it's so good.
• 53:51
  SPEAKER_09: Yeah, Rizzo kicks were hosting when fucking The Guy Smash the Mugf from uh Scooby Snacks.
• 53:57
  SPEAKER_09: What were they called again?
• 53:58
  SPEAKER_09: Fuck, that's so bad I forgot.
• 54:00
  SPEAKER_07: Fun loving crewhouse.
• 54:01
  SPEAKER_07: Yeah, that is it.
• 54:02
  SPEAKER_07: So you're doing the music around another line, the Buzzcocks, but you're doing it to me as the DM.
• 54:07
  SPEAKER_07: I've got to guess the songs correctly.
• 54:08
  SPEAKER_07: Yeah.
• 54:09
  SPEAKER_07: You've got three songs.
• 54:10
  SPEAKER_07: You are gonna get to pick them, you're gonna get to practice them.
• 54:13
  SPEAKER_07: I'll go out to the room when you do that.
• 54:14
  SPEAKER_07: Give me a shout and use a ready.
• 54:15
  SPEAKER_04: I'll come back and stand in the rain.
• 54:18
  SPEAKER_07: We can tell.
• 54:19
  SPEAKER_07: Oh, sorry.
• 54:20
  SPEAKER_09: But I honestly thought you were suggesting a song.
• 54:25
  SPEAKER_09: Stand in the rain.
• 54:26
  SPEAKER_09: Oh go tell.
• 54:29
  SPEAKER_02: What is that?
• 54:29
  SPEAKER_02: Go stand in the rain.
• 54:32
  SPEAKER_07: Boom, boom, boom.
• 54:33
  SPEAKER_07: I'm gonna go in the club and go through the sweets if I'm honest with you.
• 54:36
  SPEAKER_07: If anyone's wants any sweets when I'll come back.
• 54:38
  SPEAKER_09: I wouldn't say no.
• 54:39
  SPEAKER_09: I wouldn't say no.
• 54:40
  SPEAKER_09: I wouldn't say no, do we fucking Johnny Spices?
• 54:44
  SPEAKER_04: Okay.
• 54:45
  SPEAKER_09: Okay, I'll get Johnny Spices.
• 54:47
  unknown: Oh.
• 54:48
  SPEAKER_09: Thank you.
• 54:48
  SPEAKER_09: What's that?
• 54:49
  SPEAKER_09: Johnny Spices.
• 54:50
  SPEAKER_04: What's that?
• 54:50
  SPEAKER_09: It's a crisp.
• 54:53
  SPEAKER_09: It's a maze snack.
• 54:54
  SPEAKER_02: Uh ooh.
• 54:57
  SPEAKER_09: Convenience.
• 54:58
  SPEAKER_02: Okay, get out of here.
• 54:59
  SPEAKER_09: Yeah, I'll get why don't we all pick a song each?
• 55:02
  SPEAKER_09: That seems like the fair way to do this.
• 55:03
  SPEAKER_02: Well, yeah, I'll though Jack.
• 55:06
  SPEAKER_09: You're kind of one that me and Kay are gonna know.
• 55:08
  SPEAKER_11: Oh, yeah, no, obviously.
• 55:09
  SPEAKER_11: It needs to be one it needs to be one that the DM knows.
• 55:12
  SPEAKER_09: Yes.
• 55:12
  SPEAKER_11: So Okay.
• 55:13
  SPEAKER_11: Sweet Caroline.
• 55:15
  SPEAKER_09: Nah, too obvious.
• 55:17
  SPEAKER_02: Would you want it to be all expensive?
• 55:18
  SPEAKER_11: Nah, but we still want to have a bit of a fucking challenge here.
• 55:22
  SPEAKER_11: My idea, because I I think it would be very on the nose, would be uh Man in the Box.
• 55:26
  SPEAKER_09: I don't know it.
• 55:27
  SPEAKER_11: By Alison Chains.
• 55:28
  SPEAKER_09: Don't know it.
• 55:29
  SPEAKER_09: See, this is I knew you would do this.
• 55:31
  SPEAKER_09: I knew you would do this.
• 55:34
  SPEAKER_11: Nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah.
• 55:37
  SPEAKER_09: Yeah, within the genre, yeah.
• 55:39
  SPEAKER_11: Beep beep.
• 55:40
  SPEAKER_09: Well, we should definitely do Thunderstruck.
• 55:42
  SPEAKER_11: Yeah, that seems that's been set up very nicely.
• 55:45
  SPEAKER_11: Yeah.
• 55:45
  SPEAKER_09: Although, how would we do that?
• 55:48
  SPEAKER_11: Boom, boom, boom.
• 55:53
  SPEAKER_01: No.
• 55:53
  SPEAKER_09: Yeah, that's really good.
• 55:54
  SPEAKER_09: That's really good.
• 55:59
  SPEAKER_09: Boom boom.
• 56:01
  SPEAKER_09: Yeah, so can we all just do the same bit or do we have to do different instruments?
• 56:04
  SPEAKER_04: Different instruments, ideally.
• 56:06
  SPEAKER_11: Yeah, yeah.
• 56:06
  SPEAKER_11: So um what if someone starts going to do that?
• 56:11
  SPEAKER_11: That's you then.
• 56:13
  SPEAKER_04: So I'll just be the Yeah, it's you.
• 56:18
  SPEAKER_09: I'll be the boom boom, and you can be the boom.
• 56:23
  SPEAKER_09: Okay, good.
• 56:25
  SPEAKER_09: I think you'll get it.
• 56:27
  SPEAKER_09: You'll definitely get that.
• 56:28
  SPEAKER_09: Should we do a wee practice?
• 56:30
  SPEAKER_09: Should we do a wee practice?
• 56:31
  SPEAKER_09: Yes.
• 56:31
  SPEAKER_09: Right here.
• 56:32
  SPEAKER_09: You kick us off.
• 56:33
  SPEAKER_00: No, we can't.
• 56:34
  SPEAKER_03: No, I stuff.
• 56:35
  SPEAKER_09: Okay, sir.
• 56:51
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah, perfect.
• 56:52
  SPEAKER_09: Perfect.
• 56:52
  SPEAKER_09: But you'll get it for me.
• 56:53
  SPEAKER_09: Okay.
• 56:54
  SPEAKER_09: That's perfect.
• 56:54
  SPEAKER_04: Uh wait extra long so Jack just has to keep doing the intro.
• 56:57
  SPEAKER_09: Definitely gonna do that.
• 56:58
  SPEAKER_09: Because it's that's a minute and a half minimum.
• 57:02
  SPEAKER_09: Scored purple.
• 57:03
  SPEAKER_04: My song I'm choosing is Sweet Caroline, and you can't sell it.
• 57:07
  SPEAKER_04: Okay, no, that's fine, that's fine.
• 57:08
  SPEAKER_11: Yeah, I think that's a sensible.
• 57:10
  SPEAKER_04: How does it start?
• 57:10
  SPEAKER_09: Yeah, the intro.
• 57:11
  SPEAKER_09: I think it's fairly it it only gets iconic in the cool roof.
• 57:14
  SPEAKER_11: Boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom.
• 57:16
  SPEAKER_11: But do we have to do it from the start?
• 57:18
  SPEAKER_04: I don't know if that was a intro round.
• 57:20
  SPEAKER_09: But it's It is the intros round.
• 57:22
  SPEAKER_04: Did he say that?
• 57:23
  SPEAKER_09: He said the intros round from Neverminds the Buzzcope.
• 57:25
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
• 57:26
  SPEAKER_04: Oh, okay.
• 57:27
  SPEAKER_04: Okay.
• 57:27
  SPEAKER_11: Um Yeah, the you you'd want something with um so iconic intros would be maybe like smoke on the water or something.
• 57:33
  SPEAKER_11: Don't, don't, don't.
• 57:34
  SPEAKER_11: No, no, no, no.
• 57:35
  SPEAKER_11: Don't okay, you can do that.
• 57:37
  SPEAKER_04: I'm gonna do um uh sensible suggestion.
• 57:41
  SPEAKER_02: Pew, pew, pew.
• 57:51
  SPEAKER_09: That one's I know it, but I don't know it.
• 57:53
  SPEAKER_11: Yeah, you do.
• 57:54
  SPEAKER_09: I know it, of course I know it, right?
• 57:56
  SPEAKER_11: It's all star with Spanish mouth.
• 57:58
  SPEAKER_11: Originally from the mystery man sound true.
• 58:06
  SPEAKER_08: I'll be bass for that one in the record.
• 58:08
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
• 58:09
  SPEAKER_04: I think I'll get it from the intro.
• 58:11
  SPEAKER_09: Probably.
• 58:11
  SPEAKER_04: Okay, and yours?
• 58:13
  SPEAKER_04: Uh it's funny with Liam Gone, you're the de facto leader that we all look to.
• 58:17
  SPEAKER_09: I've got quite a good one.
• 58:18
  SPEAKER_09: I've got quite a good one for me.
• 58:20
  SPEAKER_04: Um Are you doing Thunderstroke?
• 58:23
  SPEAKER_09: I thought I was Sha.
• 58:24
  SPEAKER_11: I'll take Thunderstruck.
• 58:25
  SPEAKER_11: Are you happy to take Thunderstroke?
• 58:26
  SPEAKER_11: Yeah, because all my suggestions, people are like, what the fuck is that?
• 58:30
  SPEAKER_09: We'll do Kill Your Mum by Tool or whatever.
• 58:34
  SPEAKER_11: Tool would never have a song with a title that cool.
• 58:38
  SPEAKER_08: We'll do Slet Your Guts by Crypto.
• 58:40
  SPEAKER_08: Can I Can I do this?
• 58:42
  SPEAKER_08: Bow.
• 58:46
  SPEAKER_04: Let's go, girls.
• 58:47
  SPEAKER_08: And then you come in with it.
• 58:55
  SPEAKER_09: Do you know that?
• 58:56
  SPEAKER_11: I'm not that familiar with this one.
• 59:01
  SPEAKER_04: He'll know it.
• 59:02
  SPEAKER_04: He'll know it.
• 59:07
  SPEAKER_01: Let's bring the let's bring this boy back in.
• 59:09
  SPEAKER_09: Yeah, do because we can't do lyrics.
• 59:12
  SPEAKER_09: But if you down out Yeah, yeah.
• 59:15
  SPEAKER_01: Uh-huh.
• 59:17
  SPEAKER_09: Definitely do that.
• 59:18
  SPEAKER_09: Yes.
• 59:19
  SPEAKER_09: Right, we're ready for him.
• 59:20
  SPEAKER_09: Bring him back in.
• 59:21
  SPEAKER_04: Bring him back in.
• 59:21
  SPEAKER_09: We're gonna fucking piss this.
• 59:24
  SPEAKER_09: Oh my god.
• 59:25
  SPEAKER_04: Wow.
• 59:26
  SPEAKER_04: You had one job, Sean.
• 59:30
  SPEAKER_07: No, okay.
• 59:31
  SPEAKER_07: I've brought my job to a head camera.
• 59:33
  SPEAKER_07: Ooh.
• 59:34
  SPEAKER_07: Johnny's?
• 59:35
  SPEAKER_07: I can't even find I'll find Thank you.
• 59:37
  SPEAKER_07: Got two picks of them.
• 59:38
  SPEAKER_04: Oh shit.
• 59:39
  SPEAKER_07: I've got normal ready salt, and then I've got two different types of MMs.
• 59:45
  SPEAKER_07: Ooh.
• 59:46
  SPEAKER_04: There you go.
• 59:46
  SPEAKER_07: I'll leave them for these two.
• 59:48
  SPEAKER_07: They're just normal ready salters.
• 59:50
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah, I can't have these, unfortunately.
• 59:52
  SPEAKER_04: Oh, that's so coated with wheat.
• 59:54
  SPEAKER_07: Oh, shit.
• 59:55
  SPEAKER_04: My biggest, my kryptonite.
• 59:58
  SPEAKER_07: Okay, so you just have a drippy tummy tomorrow.
• 1:00:02
  SPEAKER_09: Hell rigged up with a dingy tummy on Wednesday.
• 1:00:05
  SPEAKER_09: Uh who should go first, Liam?
• 1:00:07
  SPEAKER_09: Direct us.
• 1:00:07
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
• 1:00:08
  SPEAKER_07: Uh are you not doing it as a group?
• 1:00:09
  SPEAKER_02: We have three songs.
• 1:00:10
  SPEAKER_07: We have we've all picked a song each.
• 1:00:12
  SPEAKER_07: Okay, well just whatever order you just want to do it in.
• 1:00:14
  SPEAKER_07: Okay.
• 1:00:44
  SPEAKER_03: Fuck me over.
• 1:00:47
  SPEAKER_00: I ain't wait for him to go bomb bomb.
• 1:00:49
  SPEAKER_09: Yeah, I was just letting I was just letting Jack go as long as possible.
• 1:00:53
  SPEAKER_00: That was pretty good.
• 1:00:55
  SPEAKER_00: He got it just from the goats.
• 1:00:57
  SPEAKER_09: Well done, Jack.
• 1:00:59
  SPEAKER_00: Wow.
• 1:01:00
  SPEAKER_09: Okay.
• 1:01:01
  SPEAKER_09: Two of them.
• 1:01:01
  SPEAKER_09: There's five.
• 1:01:02
  SPEAKER_09: Great start, great start.
• 1:01:03
  SPEAKER_09: Can I go?
• 1:01:04
  SPEAKER_09: And then we'll put all the pressure on yours.
• 1:01:09
  SPEAKER_09: Right.
• 1:01:10
  SPEAKER_09: Yeah.
• 1:01:10
  SPEAKER_09: Right here.
• 1:01:12
  SPEAKER_08: Bam, boom, ma'am, moun, moun.
• 1:01:18
  SPEAKER_07: Shanaya twin.
• 1:01:20
  SPEAKER_07: Yeah.
• 1:01:21
  SPEAKER_07: Oh fuck.
• 1:01:22
  SPEAKER_07: Let's say.
• 1:01:36
  SPEAKER_07: Hey, yeah.
• 1:01:37
  SPEAKER_07: I know the lyrics.
• 1:01:38
  SPEAKER_07: I know the song, I just can't remember what this is called.
• 1:01:40
  SPEAKER_07: Is it like?
• 1:01:46
  SPEAKER_07: Is that the name?
• 1:01:49
  SPEAKER_07: Yes, come on.
• 1:01:50
  SPEAKER_07: Okay, so another two chairs turned round, so you've got if you look at the five, so you've got two on one side, two on the other, one chair down the middle, but it's back still to you.
• 1:01:59
  SPEAKER_09: This is a bad time to say I have forgot what yours is.
• 1:02:02
  SPEAKER_04: I was gonna ask you why.
• 1:02:04
  SPEAKER_04: Close your eyes and no, no, no, no.
• 1:02:07
  SPEAKER_04: Because I have Anchor switched it to what?
• 1:02:09
  SPEAKER_09: Yeah, you did.
• 1:02:10
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah, yeah, okay, okay.
• 1:02:12
  SPEAKER_04: Okay.
• 1:02:12
  SPEAKER_07: Okay, we're ready.
• 1:02:13
  SPEAKER_07: Yeah.
• 1:02:21
  SPEAKER_00: Meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow.
• 1:02:29
  SPEAKER_07: I'll start by Smash Mountain.
• 1:02:36
  SPEAKER_08: Yes.
• 1:02:38
  SPEAKER_04: I feel like I'm eighty years old.
• 1:02:39
  SPEAKER_04: I'm eating salted peanuts in hot water.
• 1:02:41
  SPEAKER_07: Well done, team.
• 1:02:42
  SPEAKER_04: Hell yeah, ma'am.
• 1:02:44
  SPEAKER_07: There you go.
• 1:02:45
  SPEAKER_07: So the final chair.
• 1:02:47
  SPEAKER_04: Firstly.
• 1:02:50
  SPEAKER_07: What are these?
• 1:02:51
  SPEAKER_04: See, I told you it keeps saying.
• 1:02:53
  SPEAKER_07: So the f that actually really nice those ones.
• 1:02:56
  SPEAKER_07: Uh the final chair turns round and you hear the booming voice going, You're going to bootcab two different shows.
• 1:03:03
  SPEAKER_09: Is they've cross-referenced two different shows.
• 1:03:08
  SPEAKER_07: And then you all get away.
• 1:03:10
  SPEAKER_07: That was the whole thing.
• 1:03:12
  SPEAKER_07: That's fucking funny.
• 1:03:13
  SPEAKER_04: What about Bill?
• 1:03:14
  SPEAKER_04: What about Bill?
• 1:03:15
  SPEAKER_07: Well, if now you want to help Bill, you can now talk to the witches on your way out.
• 1:03:22
  SPEAKER_04: Oh, so we're like, sloo.
• 1:03:24
  SPEAKER_07: Uh-huh.
• 1:03:25
  SPEAKER_07: So you're back up onto the witches' podium and they go, You have one minute to make a convincing argument as to why we should look fondly on Bill during his trials.
• 1:03:36
  SPEAKER_07: And if he's are persuasive enough, Bill will get a bonus to whatever trials Bill has to do.
• 1:03:43
  SPEAKER_10: Alright, lend me your ear.
• 1:03:45
  SPEAKER_07: See?
• 1:03:46
  SPEAKER_07: That was a good one.
• 1:03:48
  SPEAKER_07: So they chuck the ear and now it's in the middle of your week up.
• 1:03:52
  SPEAKER_07: So I'm gonna start the timer, use him to start making your arguments now.
• 1:03:58
  SPEAKER_10: Well, I've not met this man.
• 1:03:59
  SPEAKER_10: Um but I'm sure he's lovely and uh uh and uh and no intentions or no ill intentions.
• 1:04:07
  SPEAKER_04: Bill has been overlooked his entire life, and he is a really good friend to us.
• 1:04:14
  SPEAKER_04: He he has saved our lives and he saved my life throughout this.
• 1:04:19
  SPEAKER_04: Don't ask me to name specific times.
• 1:04:21
  SPEAKER_04: I'm sure it has happened.
• 1:04:22
  SPEAKER_09: Bill was just found innocent in court, and not only was he found I can lie, William.
• 1:04:29
  SPEAKER_09: And not only was he found innocent, he was found kind.
• 1:04:34
  SPEAKER_04: He was found beautiful.
• 1:04:37
  SPEAKER_09: They said not only is he innocent, found gentle.
• 1:04:43
  SPEAKER_04: And he on his weekends, in the only spare time he has he'll make mistakes, he's not the smartest man, but he deserves a second chance.
• 1:04:50
  SPEAKER_09: Please But he's also highly intelligent.
• 1:04:52
  SPEAKER_04: No he not.
• 1:04:54
  SPEAKER_07: No, he's not, he's thick as shit.
• 1:04:56
  SPEAKER_07: Okay, and uh as your minute up.
• 1:04:58
  SPEAKER_07: Uh does one of you want to do a big group pro persuasion?
• 1:05:02
  SPEAKER_07: Ah come on.
• 1:05:04
  SPEAKER_02: Real.
• 1:05:06
  SPEAKER_09: Someone saying that twenty.
• 1:05:10
  SPEAKER_04: You told someone to say not twenty.
• 1:05:12
  SPEAKER_04: Seventeen.
• 1:05:13
  SPEAKER_07: Seventeen.
• 1:05:14
  SPEAKER_07: Okay, well, Bill, you have persuaded the witches.
• 1:05:18
  SPEAKER_07: So now the witches go we will look kindly upon Bill through his trials but be gone with you.
• 1:05:26
  SPEAKER_07: And now Bum back out of the box, you're back on the boat, and that brings us to the end of this episode.
• 1:05:40
  SPEAKER_04: Anyone?
• 1:05:41
  SPEAKER_04: Anyone want a smash mouth?
• 1:05:43
  SPEAKER_09: Good job.
• 1:05:44
  SPEAKER_09: Good app.
• 1:05:45
  SPEAKER_09: No, I got it, yeah.
• 1:05:46
  SPEAKER_09: Good app.
• 1:05:46
  SPEAKER_09: I'm gonna say this.
• 1:05:47
  SPEAKER_09: Anyone wanna spill announce?
• 1:05:49
  SPEAKER_09: Good job.
• 1:05:49
  SPEAKER_04: I feel like people aren't hearing me.
• 1:05:51
  SPEAKER_07: I'm hearing you.
• 1:05:53
  SPEAKER_07: So a big special thank you to our guest today.
• 1:05:57
  SPEAKER_07: Sad but my make sure you check out Comic Caller.
• 1:06:00
  SPEAKER_07: It's gonna be great.
• 1:06:01
  SPEAKER_01: Very fun, very fun.
• 1:06:03
  SPEAKER_07: All of them on Instagram and all the stuff.
• 1:06:06
  SPEAKER_07: And make sure to check out Comic Caller, and that is on the 31st of October.
• 1:06:10
  SPEAKER_07: Ooh.
• 1:06:12
  SPEAKER_07: And we stand glass.
• 1:06:13
  SPEAKER_07: Okay, retract.
• 1:06:14
  SPEAKER_04: We're also in November.
• 1:06:15
  SPEAKER_04: So if you can't make that one, there's more shows coming out.
• 1:06:17
  SPEAKER_04: Yes.
• 1:06:17
  SPEAKER_07: Am I on the November one?
• 1:06:18
  SPEAKER_07: Yes.
• 1:06:19
  SPEAKER_07: I will be a guest on the November episode.
• 1:06:22
  SPEAKER_07: Are you be a guest on Um Sure?
• 1:06:26
  SPEAKER_07: Yeah, we'll be back.
• 1:06:27
  SPEAKER_04: They should have put you in October because you're spooky.
• 1:06:32
  SPEAKER_11: Well, I did uh when I was getting the line up, I I messaged people, I messaged Eva Peroni.
• 1:06:36
  SPEAKER_11: I said that can can you do this gig?
• 1:06:38
  SPEAKER_11: And she said, yeah, and I went, ah because she's just very it's very scary.
• 1:06:42
  SPEAKER_07: Uh well I mean about to give us a like on all the socials and all that, share that, tell your pals.
• 1:06:47
  SPEAKER_09: Right at five stars.
• 1:06:48
  SPEAKER_09: I looked at how many five stars we have and it's laughable.
• 1:06:51
  SPEAKER_07: How many?
• 1:06:52
  SPEAKER_09: Four.
• 1:06:53
  SPEAKER_09: That's alright.
• 1:06:54
  SPEAKER_09: Um well I'm one of them.
• 1:06:57
  SPEAKER_09: So instantly it's a bit have you five stars?
• 1:07:00
  SPEAKER_04: Come on, Jane.
• 1:07:01
  SPEAKER_04: We got a five star our own box Spotify.
• 1:07:04
  SPEAKER_04: Okay, I don't have an account.
• 1:07:06
  SPEAKER_09: You don't have a Spotify account.
• 1:07:07
  SPEAKER_09: You can make one for three.
• 1:07:08
  SPEAKER_04: Okay.
• 1:07:09
  SPEAKER_07: Like five stars.
• 1:07:11
  SPEAKER_04: The UX is terrible and I hate them.
• 1:07:13
  SPEAKER_04: The what is terrible?
• 1:07:14
  SPEAKER_04: Let's not do this.
• 1:07:15
  SPEAKER_07: That's the money that the artists get, is it?
• 1:07:17
  SPEAKER_04: No, the UX is the user experience.
• 1:07:19
  SPEAKER_07: Oh.
• 1:07:22
  SPEAKER_07: Anyway, make sure you give us a like and all that, and we'll see you in the next one.
• 1:07:26
  SPEAKER_04: And in honor of Chuck Wigglebottom.
• 1:07:32
  SPEAKER_09: Let's all do it.
• 1:07:33
  SPEAKER_09: The one and outro.
• 1:07:35
  SPEAKER_04: A slap from Kate Fernbottom.
• 1:07:37
  SPEAKER_04: Kate Firm.
• 1:07:38
  SPEAKER_09: Farley, spank your ass.
• 1:07:40
  SPEAKER_09: That's how we're ending the episode.
• 1:07:42
  SPEAKER_02: That's how we're ending the episode.
• 1:07:44
  SPEAKER_07: Finally, if you don't fucking spank yourself, you'll get that when we make a picture.
• 1:07:49
  SPEAKER_04: That's fair.
• 1:07:55
  SPEAKER_09: Thanks so much for listening, everyone.
• 1:07:57
  SPEAKER_09: Just a few quick shout-outs before we wrap up the episode.
• 1:07:59
  SPEAKER_09: First of all, a big shout out to the person who designed our image, uh Kitty Christland R.
• 1:08:06
  SPEAKER_09: Alan Orr, who did the theme music.
• 1:08:09
  SPEAKER_09: And last but certainly not least, John Stable, who does all of our stuff production and edit, and there's a lot of work to stuff to that.
• 1:08:17
  SPEAKER_09: So thank you, John Allen.