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FULL SHOW: Dinner Party Prep · The Hauraki Big Show

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Speaker 1: The Hodaki Big Show.
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Speaker 2: Thanks to Craveworthy Street Food.
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Speaker 1: Freshly made with Reburger. Welcome to the Hodaki Big Show.
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Speaker 1: Really big.
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Speaker 3: With Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue and Keezy. Welcome to the
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Speaker 3: Hodaki Big Show. Oh, g'day, you mad boss. It's great
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Speaker 3: to have your company this Friday afternoon. It is the
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Speaker 3: 28th of August, 2026. And you, my friends, as always,
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Speaker 3: listening to The Big Show, brought to you by Reburg Air.
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Speaker 4: Trade-worthy street food freshly made with Reburg Air.
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Speaker 3: We're going to need a bigger burger.
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Speaker 1: Yum, yum, yum, yum. Yeah, so good.
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Speaker 3: G'day, Mogi, you stallion. How's life?
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Speaker 1: Yeah, you're going pretty grassy, you mad dog, you 600b. Look,
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Speaker 1: another Friday upon us here, fellas. What a huge nine
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Speaker 1: days we had leading into this with the goat no
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Speaker 1: one knows from Queens of the Stone Age at number
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Speaker 1: one as of about 6pm last night. And God, I've
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Speaker 1: just felt run ragged today.
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Speaker 3: Yeah.
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Speaker 1: Absolutely exhausted, drained of all my adrenaline.
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Speaker 3: Yes.
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Speaker 1: All my endorphins gone, Keezy. But we'll be gassing it
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Speaker 1: up this weekend because it's a huge one. It is
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Speaker 1: a huge one. With old Hootie J's come down with
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Speaker 1: the fellas on Sunday. We've got the Waz. We've got
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Speaker 1: the All Black.
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Speaker 3: Yeah, man.
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Speaker 1: I'm going to go and see the latest Paw Patrol
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Speaker 1: movie with my daughter.
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Speaker 3: Oh, wow. Oh, how good is that?
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Speaker 1: This might be the best weekend ever.
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Speaker 3: Yeah, man.
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Speaker 1: Sounds like it.
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Speaker 4: I know what you mean, though, Mokey. I feel like
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Speaker 4: someone's just completely run through me, you know?
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Speaker 1: And I'm... Yeah?
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Speaker 4: The day after you go.
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Speaker 1: Yeah, and just... What do you mean, like, run through you?
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Speaker 3: Oh, you know.
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Speaker 1: You've had someone run through you? Like, on a footy field.
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Speaker 3: Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
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Speaker 1: Like, I've tried to tackle them.
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Speaker 3: Why?
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Speaker 1: What are you guys.
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Speaker 3: Familiar feeling, then.
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Speaker 1: Yeah, 100%.
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Speaker 4: Like, I've gone to tackle them, and they've absolutely run
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Speaker 4: through me.
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Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, yeah. Totes, totes.
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Speaker 1: You're in a lot of highlight videos, aren't you, Keezy? Shit, yeah.
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Speaker 1: None of them are mine, though.
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Speaker 3: Boomfah! Yeah.
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Speaker 1: Da-doosh. Yeah, sort of goofy guy goes flying. LAUGHTER How
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Speaker 1: are you, Jase?
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Speaker 3: Well, I'm like you fellas, to be honest. I feel
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Speaker 3: like I've been hit by a train.
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Speaker 1: A train?
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Speaker 3: Yeah.
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Speaker 1: Have you had a train run through you?
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Speaker 3: Yes, a train has run through me. Oh, God. But
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Speaker 3: I tell you what, I reckon I've got just enough
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Speaker 3: in the tank for a massive Friday show.
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Speaker 1: Oh, how good. Well, we've got a massive throbber out
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Speaker 1: the back of the goat from yesterday. Today is going
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Speaker 1: to be a massive one. Actually, Moggy, what is coming
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Speaker 1: up today?
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Speaker 3: Oh. What's happening on The Big Show with Old Mogi?
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Speaker 1: Well, I'm really glad you asked me that one because
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Speaker 1: over the last nine days I haven't had to do that.
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Speaker 1: So when you've just asked me that, don't worry about it.
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Speaker 1: I'm fully prepared. As discussed, we've got the throbber coming
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Speaker 1: up later in the show. I'm just warning you now.
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Speaker 1: I'm warning you now. Mine is an absolute belter. Yeah,
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Speaker 1: good stuff. Do you want to know the name of
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Speaker 1: the band?
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Speaker 2: Yep.
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Speaker 1: Can't tell you. I do want to get an asterisk there.
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Speaker 1: We're going to have a bit of a yarn about
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Speaker 1: the Waz, another big game for them coming up Sunday
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Speaker 1: afternoon game. Very exciting.
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Speaker 4: Of course, a chance to get yourself in the draw
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Speaker 4: to potentially go to the grand final or Bathurst.
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Speaker 3: Oh, yeah.
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Speaker 1: Would you rather?
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Speaker 4: Yes.
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Speaker 1: And we are going to do next, a whole lot
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Speaker 1: have come down with me, chat with Jase, who is
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Speaker 1: going to announce here live his menu. For Sunday afternoon.
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Speaker 3: Unseized. It's going to raise a few eyebrows, I think.
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Speaker 3: But in the meantime, here's Green Day.
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Speaker 2: The Hodaki Big Show. Weekdays from 4 on Radio Hodaki.
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Speaker 3: Yes, indeed. Royal blood on the Hodaki Big Show this
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Speaker 3: Friday afternoon. Just a reminder, too, it's Frowd Out Shire Day.
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Speaker 3: So if you've got any Frowd Out 3483, send them through, fellas.
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Speaker 4: Shout-outs, of course. Hey, fellas, this Sunday, huge day, 2 p.m.
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Speaker 4: We all meet at Casa del Giz, a.k.a. Hoity J's house,
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Speaker 4: for Come.
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Speaker 1: Dine With Me. Yeah, mate. Come Dine With... The Feelers.
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Speaker 1: The Feelers. Spoiler alert. Spoiler alert, jeez.
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Speaker 4: Also, Pugsan's here, too.
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Speaker 1: Ooh, it's Pugsan.
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Speaker 3: Is he going to be at the dinner? Afternoon.
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Speaker 1: Oh. Hey, Jase.
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Speaker 3: Hey, Pugs.
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Speaker 4: Hey, we'll be at the dinner as well. And his partner,
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Speaker 4: The Way It Works, Moggy, you hosted the first one.
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Speaker 4: We all went round there, had a lovely time with
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Speaker 4: our partners, and you do the old, what are the categories?
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Speaker 1: That's a great question, Keezy. You do the entree, the main,
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Speaker 1: the dessert, and a bit of entertainment.
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Speaker 4: And so out of a possible 40, being a 10
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Speaker 4: out of 10 for all four of those categories.
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Speaker 1: That's right. So three couples will do their score out
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Speaker 1: of 40, combine them all, and then we end up
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Speaker 1: with a score out of 10. Yeah. So I ended
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Speaker 1: up with 8.17. Yeah, good stuff. On average, it's pretty
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Speaker 1: damn good.
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Speaker 3: Bloody good.
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Speaker 1: It's really good.
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Speaker 3: Bloody good.
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Speaker 4: Jase, you're hosting us this weekend. Your theme is late
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Speaker 4: winter Christmas.
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Speaker 1: Yeah, man.
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Speaker 3: Yeah, man. It's good stuff.
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Speaker 1: I'm glad you think so. Talk us through.
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Speaker 4: It, man, because it's, of course, today you've got to
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Speaker 4: announce the menu.
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Speaker 3: Well, the exciting thing too is today, I'll tell you
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Speaker 3: what's been bugging me the most.
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Speaker 1: Yes.
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Speaker 3: Bloody entertainment. And I was effing and jeffing this morning
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Speaker 3: about it, but it's sorted.
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Speaker 1: You've got some entertainment. Yes. Hopefully it's standing at your
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Speaker 1: window and watching the drug deals go down outside.
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Speaker 3: There you go.
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Speaker 1: Thank you.
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Speaker 3: Bang on.
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Speaker 1: Thank you.
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Speaker 3: Now, I believe what we did last time, Muggy, if
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Speaker 3: I'm correct, I have to announce my menu.
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Speaker 1: Yes.
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Speaker 3: And I can already see the look of horror on
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Speaker 3: all your faces.
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Speaker 4: Right, so you've got a starter, a main, and a dessert.
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Speaker 1: Yes.
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Speaker 3: I'm just going to blaze through it, all right, fellas?
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Speaker 4: Hang on, I'm just trying to find some instrumental Christmas
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Speaker 4: music to put underneath it.
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Speaker 1: Okay, good. All right, here we go. Ready?
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Speaker 3: Yeah. Well, that's just really naff. It's going to make
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Speaker 3: my menu sound really naff. It's probably going to sound
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Speaker 3: naff anyway, but hey, here we go.
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Speaker 1: Let's go.
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Speaker 3: Entree. A Christmas tree pull apart with mini savoury cheesecakes.
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Speaker 1: Hang on, hang on, hang on. Wait, wait, wait. A
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Speaker 1: pull apart Christmas tree. Oh, like a garlic twist. Yum.
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Speaker 3: I'm going to have to wait and see.
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Speaker 1: Can you, one more time?
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Speaker 3: A Christmas tree pull apart with mini savoury cheesecakes.
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Speaker 1: With mini savoury cheesecake. Now, cheesecake, typically a dessert.
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Speaker 3: Yes, typically sweet.
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Speaker 1: You're going with that at the start. I love the
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Speaker 1: sound of it.
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Speaker 4: Jase, you've got my curiosity. Now, is the Christmas tree
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Speaker 4: pull apart, it's savoury, and then are the little cheesecakes
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Speaker 4: like the presents?
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Speaker 1: I think this is all you're going to get.
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Speaker 4: No, no.
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Speaker 1: Because you get the name of it.
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Speaker 3: Yes. I'm not going to go into the details too much. Okay.
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Speaker 3: Because it's like winter Christmas. Here's your main. Glazed ham
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Speaker 3: on the bone. roasted whole cauliflower with spices, a fattoush salad,
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Speaker 3: duck fat roasted potatoes, non-duck fat roasted potatoes, roasted Brussels
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Speaker 3: sprouts with honey balsamic dressing.
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Speaker 1: Yes, now the roast cauliflower head there, that's for your vegetarian.
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Speaker 3: Yes, that's your ham equivalent.
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Speaker 1: Well, yes, I mean, as a vegan, I've had that
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Speaker 1: dish before, and that is a tricky one. And in fact,
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Speaker 1: I think I've had it at a really expensive restaurant,
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Speaker 1: and I don't know why people think you want to
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Speaker 1: eat a head of cauliflower, but sometimes they do.
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Speaker 3: Yeah.
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Speaker 1: It's a lot harder to do well than you would think.
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Speaker 3: I've got no doubt.
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Speaker 4: What was the, did you see the word dedouge in
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Speaker 4: there somewhere?
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Speaker 3: No, fatouche.
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Speaker 1: Oh, fatouche. What is that?
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Speaker 3: It's a salad.
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Speaker 2: Oh.
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Speaker 4: Can I say, Fatoosh, one of my partner's favourite salads.
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Speaker 1: There you go. Now then also, you've got the duck fat.
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Speaker 3: Roasted potatoes.
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Speaker 1: And also non-duck fat.
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Speaker 3: Yeah, well, just again catering to a vegetarian.
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Speaker 1: That's right. What's interesting about it is, and this will
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Speaker 1: have dawned on you already, and it will be even
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Speaker 1: clearer on Sunday. What a pain in the arse it
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Speaker 1: is having a vegetarian promotion. 100%. Oh, my God. Absolute baller.
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Speaker 1: It's so hard. Now, I say that with all the
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Speaker 1: love in the world, having been a vegan for four
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Speaker 1: years and having really no idea what a punish I
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Speaker 1: was being for other people. But it certainly adds another
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Speaker 1: dimension and an extra couple of hours of work.
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Speaker 3: I actually like it because it forces me to get
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Speaker 3: outside my square. You know, in terms of thinking of food. Right.
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Speaker 3: You know what I mean?
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Speaker 1: So you came up with duck fat potatoes and non-duck
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Speaker 1: fat potatoes. Jeez, you must have been.
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Speaker 3: Sitting at the computer for a while. But and my
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Speaker 3: cauliflower head. Oh, I know what I'll do. And my
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Speaker 3: roasted Brussels sprouts with honey and balsamic glaze.
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Speaker 1: That's amazing.
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Speaker 4: There's a cauliflower outside the square.
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Speaker 3: Well, I've never roasted a whole cauliflower with spices. Yeah, okay.
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Speaker 3: And it is actually quite tricky. I'm a bit worried
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Speaker 3: about it. I'm worried about all of it.
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Speaker 1: I'm freaking out as well.
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Speaker 3: And finally, of course, for dessert, pavlova with fresh berries.
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Speaker 1: Hard, hard to do a Pav. Now, Pavlova's tricky now. Obviously, Jase,
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Speaker 1: you'll be cooking this yourself. Yes.
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Speaker 3: Yep.
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Speaker 4: Okay, and so the good thing you've done here is it's.
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Speaker 1: My immediate feeling based on his reaction there is that
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Speaker 1: he's not doing it.
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Speaker 3: No, I am.
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Speaker 1: You're doing the Pav by yourself.
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Speaker 3: The Pav, there may be... They're maybe done by my
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Speaker 3: sous chef.
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Speaker 1: Yeah, this is what I'm saying. Oh, that's okay.
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Speaker 3: Yeah.
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Speaker 1: That's okay. You will get marked down for it.
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Speaker 4: But a pav's great because you can cook it and
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Speaker 4: then pull it out and actually put the cream and
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Speaker 4: stuff on it. It takes five minutes, but you pre-prepare it,
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Speaker 4: so it's smart.
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Speaker 3: Yeah, and berries and stuff. There may also, with that,
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Speaker 3: be meringues.
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Speaker 1: So like mini pavlovas.
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Speaker 3: Yeah. Yeah, like mini pavlovas with a bit of whipped cream.
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Speaker 4: Nice.
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Speaker 1: I'm still thinking about savoury cheesecake, man.
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Speaker 3: I've never had that before. Yeah, yeah. I don't know
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Speaker 3: what to expect. Well, I was saying, my daughter, who's
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Speaker 3: a real foodie, she was like, I'm intrigued by that.
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Speaker 3: I want to know what it is.
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Speaker 4: That's more outside the square than a cauliflower head.
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Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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Speaker 1: A cauliflower head. You know, you open the oven door,
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Speaker 1: you fling a cauliflower in your oven.
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Speaker 3: Just fit in there.
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Speaker 1: Yeah, exactly. No time flat. Da-doosh, da-doosh, da-doosh. I'm excited.
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Speaker 4: Hoy DJ, this Sunday, 2pm, of course, Pugs will be
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Speaker 4: filming it, chucking it up on social media as well.
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Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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Speaker 4: And we'll be covering it to no end next week
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Speaker 4: on the Hodaki Big Show.
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Speaker 3: Oh, yeah, good stuff. Here's Red Hot Chili Peppers.
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Speaker 2: The Hauraki Big Show with Jace, Mike and Keezy. Tune
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Speaker 2: in weekdays at 4 on Radio Hauraki.
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Speaker 3: Yes indeed, she had there on the Hauraki Big Show
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Speaker 3: this Friday afternoon. The time is 4.27.
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Speaker 4: Jase, you are hosting us this Sunday.
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Speaker 3: Come dine with me.
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Speaker 1: And 2 p.m. I'm bloody excited. You've just talked us
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Speaker 1: through the menu, late winter Christmas.
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Speaker 3: How are we feeling about it, fellas? You feeling okay
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Speaker 3: about it?
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Speaker 1: What, the menu?
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Speaker 3: Yeah.
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Speaker 1: Yeah, I am. Sounds delicious.
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Speaker 3: Yeah, good. It sounds delicious. Yeah, look, I've got some concerns.
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Speaker 3: My first question is, is it okay if I have sous-chefs?
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Speaker 1: You can do whatever you want.
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Speaker 3: Oh, okay. But you'll mark me accordingly?
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Speaker 1: I think so.
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Speaker 3: Yeah.
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Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah. I mean, if other people are doing
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Speaker 1: the work, yeah. But what if it's... It.
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Speaker 3: Might be just chopping stuff and stuff like that.
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Speaker 1: What if it's Mrs.
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Speaker 4: Hoity J helping? Like, it's a team effort. You're hosting together, right?
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Speaker 1: Well, no, because come time with the fellas. Well, certainly
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Speaker 1: put it this way. On mine, I did everything.
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Speaker 3: Yeah.
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Speaker 2: Yeah.
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Speaker 1: She poured the drinks when you guys arrived.
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Speaker 3: Mrs.
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Speaker 1: Moggy was doing this and that, handing out cutlery. Yeah,
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Speaker 1: but I'm talking about the cooking.
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Speaker 3: Okay, this is my other issue.
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Speaker 1: Little Jizz. Oh, yeah.
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Speaker 3: My cat.
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Speaker 1: Your cat?
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Speaker 4: What about him?
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Speaker 1: Jizz.
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Speaker 3: Her?
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Speaker 1: Oh, sorry. I just assumed Jizz was a male.
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Speaker 3: Why would you assume that? I don't know. I've been
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Speaker 3: talking recently about the fact that she's having some behavioral issues. Oh, yeah.
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Speaker 3: She used to be an outside cat, you know what
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Speaker 3: I mean? She used to love getting the old skinks
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Speaker 3: and geckos and birds. She loved it. And now, of course,
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Speaker 3: she's cooped up in a little apartment.
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Speaker 1: Yeah.
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Speaker 3: And she is genuinely, I believe, going nuts.
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Speaker 1: Right. What is she doing?
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Speaker 3: Well, she'll have a little swipe at you with her claws.
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Speaker 3: She'll bite you on the head. She'll bite your arm.
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Speaker 3: She'll scratch your leg. She'll bite your ankle. Like when
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Speaker 3: I'm nude, fully nude in the morning going out to
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Speaker 3: make coffee- She'll have a go.
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Speaker 1: Yeah, right. How does she bite your head?
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Speaker 4: Well, she'll be– Well, she towers over Jase.
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Speaker 3: You know, she'll often be sitting on your chest or
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Speaker 3: whatever and just lunge. Right. Okay. And it used to
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Speaker 3: be kind of cute, but now it's actually getting quite bad.
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Speaker 1: Right.
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Speaker 3: Like my wife last night, she was not impressed and
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Speaker 3: was like, Jase!
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Speaker 1: Yeah.
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Speaker 3: Because it was a nasty bite. And she showed me
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Speaker 3: it today and it was like– Geez. So, I mean,
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Speaker 3: I just want to put you guys on notice now
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Speaker 3: that Jizz isn't in a good place mentally. And she
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Speaker 3: may just randomly attack you. Surely you'd put her in
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Speaker 3: a room or. Well, you see, this is the thing.
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Speaker 3: I mean, I don't want to confine her even more.
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Speaker 3: She'll go insane if I put her in a room.
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Speaker 4: If Jizz, like, attacks my wife's leg or something. My
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Speaker 4: wife's actually allergic to cats.
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Speaker 1: Yeah, severely. She's not severely, but she is allergic to cats.
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Speaker 3: Does she get a bit phlegmy or something?
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Speaker 4: No, she would take an antihistamine.
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Speaker 1: It's just sneezy, you know.
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Speaker 3: Yeah.
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Speaker 1: So, you know, to be honest. If that cat tries
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Speaker 1: to attack my wife, I will be forced to defend her.
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Speaker 3: Okay.
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Speaker 1: All right? Right. I'll leave it at that. All right? Yeah.
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Speaker 4: To be honest, if that cat attacks Mogi's wife, I'll
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Speaker 4: also be forced to help.
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Speaker 1: But you like the menu though, right? Oh, now the
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Speaker 1: menu I like. It's more when you cook the things
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Speaker 1: on the menu, that's what I'm worried about. Yeah. Okay.
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Speaker 4: But I'm sure it'll be great, Jase. I'm sure it'll
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Speaker 4: be great, especially when the WAs are on at four.
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Speaker 1: Oh, it'll be great. That's going to be great.
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Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah. Oh, the WAs, that's right.
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Speaker 4: Actually, speaking of the WAs, keep an ear out because
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Speaker 4: would you rather, as a competition we're running at the moment,
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Speaker 4: would you rather go to Bathurst or the grand final
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Speaker 4: of the NRL? High chance the WAs could be there
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Speaker 4: this year.
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Speaker 1: How good?
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Speaker 4: A cuticle's going to be playing soon when you hear it.
14:19
Speaker 4: 0800 HODAKI.
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Speaker 1: The HODAKI Big Show.
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Speaker 2: Weekdays from four on Radio HODAKI. One simple question. One
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Speaker 2: weekend of a lifetime. Would you rather?
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Speaker 1: Yes, indeed.
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Speaker 3: The NRL Grand Final or Bathurst?
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Speaker 1: That's right.
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Speaker 4: Both happening in the month of October. Of course, Bathurst
14:43
Speaker 4: for any petrolhead like myself.
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Speaker 3: Yeah, it's tempting for me too.
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Speaker 1: I'm a petrolhead from way back. Really?
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Speaker 5: Yeah.
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Speaker 4: But to be honest, if the WAs, you know, if
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Speaker 4: they keep going how they're going, the grand final's a
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Speaker 4: real possibility. It's not a certainty, but I know which
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Speaker 4: one I'd be choosing. But we have a cue to
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Speaker 4: call this out. It's just played. We've got another one
15:01
Speaker 4: in the next hour as well. So if you don't
15:03
Speaker 4: get through, that's all G. Just keep listening. Should we
15:05
Speaker 4: go to the lines, Phil?
15:06
Speaker 3: Yeah, I think so. G'day, Zane. How's life? Oh, is
15:10
Speaker 3: it Zane?
15:11
Speaker 1: Yes. Sorry?
15:14
Speaker 3: This on the way to work. Yeah, going good.
15:16
Speaker 1: Good on you, man.
15:17
Speaker 3: Yeah, good on you, mate. Good stuff. So what would
15:20
Speaker 3: be your preference, Zane? Would you like the NRL grand
15:23
Speaker 3: final or Bathurst, your backbone? Oh, absolutely the grand final NRL.
15:29
Speaker 3: I've been a Wilder fan for a long time.
15:31
Speaker 4: And fingers crossed that they'll make the final.
15:33
Speaker 3: Yeah.
15:33
Speaker 1: They're going to rock it, babe. You never know.
15:35
Speaker 4: Good on you, Zane.
15:36
Speaker 1: You never know.
15:37
Speaker 4: But hey, what do you do for a crust, by
15:38
Speaker 4: the way?
15:39
Speaker 3: I'm a support person.
15:41
Speaker 2: I support people in the community, live... normal life yeah
15:46
Speaker 2: working in Hamilton and yeah that's pretty cool good on you.
15:49
Speaker 3: Mate you're a massive backbone well good luck with that
15:52
Speaker 3: Zane you're in.
15:53
Speaker 1: The draw cheers thank you so much we'll just.
15:55
Speaker 3: Give it to him thank you let's just give it.
15:58
Speaker 1: To Zane well we can't just give it to Zane
15:59
Speaker 1: well he sounds like a backbone he's doing good things
16:02
Speaker 1: for the community what.
16:03
Speaker 4: Are you doing Keezy come on man I'm doing sweet
16:06
Speaker 4: FA to be honest but you know it's the first
16:07
Speaker 4: time we've done this comp we can't just give it
16:09
Speaker 4: to Zane righto.
16:10
Speaker 3: We'll do another one then g'day Jamie how's life.
16:15
Speaker 1: Jamie. Hello. Hi, Jamie.
16:18
Speaker 3: How's life?
16:20
Speaker 2: Life is great.
16:21
Speaker 3: Oh, good stuff. What do you do for a crust, Jamie?
16:23
Speaker 1: I work in property management in Hawke's Bay.
16:28
Speaker 3: Oh, yeah? Good. How's property going in the old Hawke's
16:32
Speaker 3: Bay there? Rentals are going really well, actually.
16:36
Speaker 1: Oh, yeah, nice. What sort of a percentage are you
16:39
Speaker 1: taking off the top there, Jamie?
16:42
Speaker 3: I wish I could take a lot, but it's actually
16:44
Speaker 3: the cheapest industry in New Zealand.
16:46
Speaker 1: Is that right? These are about 8% to 10% probably.
16:51
Speaker 1: I think it's way less than that.
16:53
Speaker 3: Right, okay. Tell me, Jamie, what would be your preference?
16:57
Speaker 3: My preference would have to be the grand final up
17:01
Speaker 3: the wards all the way. Tell me, Jamie, who would
17:04
Speaker 3: you take with you?
17:06
Speaker 2: Take my hubby.
17:08
Speaker 3: He's been a Warriors supporter since they started. Good on you, mate. Well,
17:11
Speaker 3: you're in the draw, Jamie. Good luck. Thank you so much.
17:15
Speaker 1: No worries.
17:15
Speaker 3: Good on you.
17:16
Speaker 1: You're welcome.
17:16
Speaker 3: Thank you, Jamie.
17:17
Speaker 1: Oh, I reckon.
17:19
Speaker 4: Big shout out to boystrip.co.nz. You'll be travelling over with
17:22
Speaker 4: them if you want to get a package too. I
17:24
Speaker 4: don't think actually packages for the grand final will still
17:26
Speaker 4: be available. I'd say they'll be sold out. But if
17:28
Speaker 4: you want to go on a big trip, magic round,
17:29
Speaker 4: grand final, whatever.
17:30
Speaker 1: It might be. No, this one, there are still some available. Oh, really?
17:32
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
17:33
Speaker 1: I was listening to Lane on the agenda and he
17:35
Speaker 1: said there's still some left. Oh, my God. Yes.
17:38
Speaker 4: I might have to go have a look at that. Oh, no,
17:39
Speaker 4: I'm in Japan, damn it.
17:40
Speaker 3: Yeah.
17:41
Speaker 1: Of course, it is Bathurst or the NRL Grand Final.
17:43
Speaker 1: Not just that, too.
17:44
Speaker 4: On the Saturday, you go to the Randwick races, the
17:47
Speaker 4: horse races. You do a pre-match cruise to the game
17:50
Speaker 4: on the Sunday.
17:51
Speaker 1: And you have three nights over there in Sydney as well.
17:53
Speaker 4: Or you have three nights in Sydney with shuttles to
17:55
Speaker 4: and from Bathurst on the Saturday and the Sunday. Will
17:59
Speaker 4: it be wars or will it be cars, fellas?
18:02
Speaker 3: That's good stuff. Here's Block Party.
18:05
Speaker 2: The Hauraki Big Show. Weekdays from 4 on Radio Hauraki.
18:09
Speaker 3: You too there on the Hauraki Big Show. This Friday afternoon,
18:12
Speaker 3: the time is 4.49. Let's talk TV. What's on the
18:18
Speaker 3: telly with Mike Minogue. Yeah. Yeah. That's right.
18:26
Speaker 1: Okay. I'll be honest with you, fellas. I've just been
18:29
Speaker 1: ploughing on with the loans.
18:30
Speaker 3: Yeah.
18:31
Speaker 1: Which is a reality survival show set this season in Tasmania.
18:36
Speaker 1: They plonk 10 contestants in the middle of nowhere with
18:39
Speaker 1: nothing but the clothes on their back, about 80 kilos
18:44
Speaker 1: of camera gear.
18:45
Speaker 3: Yes.
18:46
Speaker 1: And a few odds and sods. And, yeah, they have
18:48
Speaker 1: to stay there as long as possible. Last person wins $ 250, 000.
18:50
Speaker 1: It's got a New Zealander in it called Shea, who's
18:53
Speaker 1: a possum trapper. Bloody tough going. We're down to five now,
18:56
Speaker 1: I think.
18:56
Speaker 3: Yeah.
18:57
Speaker 1: It's bloody good. It's on TVNZ +. I won't talk
19:00
Speaker 1: about it again until I have finished the season.
19:03
Speaker 3: Yeah, nice, mate.
19:03
Speaker 1: Nice.
19:04
Speaker 3: I'll be honest with you, fellas. I didn't really watch
19:08
Speaker 3: anything last night. I got home and my wife was
19:11
Speaker 3: at a drama class. Oh, really? Yes, and so I
19:15
Speaker 3: made myself some baked beans on toast. No, I didn't
19:19
Speaker 3: do that movie.
19:20
Speaker 4: You even had hot pot.
19:21
Speaker 3: Filthy. No, I didn't.
19:23
Speaker 1: Because when I left you, you said you might have
19:24
Speaker 1: hot pot.
19:25
Speaker 3: No, I didn't, Keezy.
19:26
Speaker 1: Whoa, okay. Sorry. You had baked beans and.
19:30
Speaker 3: Vogel's toast.
19:31
Speaker 1: Vogel's toast, yum.
19:32
Speaker 3: Bit of cracked pepper.
19:34
Speaker 1: Is this what's on TV? What are we doing here?
19:37
Speaker 3: I was watching YouTube, actually. Yeah, yeah. A bit of mukbang.
19:43
Speaker 4: Which is a Korean thing where they just make a
19:45
Speaker 4: big feast and they film themselves eating the whole thing.
19:48
Speaker 3: Stuffing it into their face.
19:50
Speaker 4: Yum.
19:51
Speaker 3: Random, I know. What about you, Kesey?
19:53
Speaker 4: I watched an episode of Outrageous Fortune season one last
19:56
Speaker 4: night on TVNZ. An episode where Robin Malcolm's character did
20:02
Speaker 4: something naughty.
20:03
Speaker 1: Uh-oh.
20:04
Speaker 4: And I'm not very pleased with her.
20:05
Speaker 2: No.
20:06
Speaker 1: No. Because I love Cheryl West. Cheryl West, eh?
20:09
Speaker 5: Yes.
20:09
Speaker 1: She's excellent.
20:11
Speaker 4: And I love all of the characters. I love the
20:13
Speaker 4: head police officer, Wayne, who's always following them around and
20:16
Speaker 4: trying to track them down. And also, every single episode
20:20
Speaker 4: makes me burst out laughing. It's such a funny show.
20:23
Speaker 1: It is.
20:23
Speaker 4: But it has so many great twists and turns. I
20:25
Speaker 4: can't believe how good it is.
20:26
Speaker 5: Yeah.
20:26
Speaker 1: And it's only been out for 20 years. And everyone
20:29
Speaker 1: always bangs on about it.
20:30
Speaker 4: Great show, but... We've only seen Corky, Hoity J's character,
20:34
Speaker 4: on the very first episode.
20:35
Speaker 1: Yeah.
20:35
Speaker 4: However, the thumbnail of the next episode, which I believe
20:38
Speaker 4: is episode 12 maybe, has a photo of Hoity J
20:41
Speaker 4: dressed up in a lawyer outfit. So I can't wait
20:44
Speaker 4: for that.
20:44
Speaker 3: What do you mean dressed up?
20:45
Speaker 1: Just looking cool.
20:46
Speaker 3: Just a suit, man.
20:48
Speaker 1: Yeah, you're looking cool.
20:49
Speaker 4: Yeah, great stuff.
20:50
Speaker 1: So I'm excited for more Corky action. Oh, Corky.
20:53
Speaker 3: Hey, I'm excited for a bit of LMNOP.
20:56
Speaker 1: This is a tune.
21:01
Speaker 2: The Hodaki Big Show with Jase, Mike and Keezy. Tune
21:04
Speaker 2: in weekdays at 4 on Radio Hodaki.
21:10
Speaker 3: It's the Hodaki Big Show's Friday Throbber.
21:15
Speaker 1: Doosh, doosh. Oh, Jase, a little sneaker. Yeah, you guys
21:19
Speaker 1: didn't notice last week, but I didn't do the do
21:21
Speaker 1: doosh doosh.
21:23
Speaker 3: That's because Keezy's so focused on me all the time.
21:26
Speaker 1: And who are you focused on?
21:27
Speaker 3: Just me remembering to do it.
21:30
Speaker 4: The only thing I'm focused on is doing a bloody
21:32
Speaker 4: good radio show, Jase.
21:33
Speaker 3: All right?
21:34
Speaker 4: And good radio shows explain what their segments are.
21:37
Speaker 3: Well, I'll tell you what the throbber is. It's Friday,
21:39
Speaker 3: so each of us here in the studio, we each
21:41
Speaker 3: pick what we consider to be a throbber to kick
21:45
Speaker 3: off your Friday night, get you in the party mode.
21:49
Speaker 3: Then you give us a call on 0800 HODAKI, and
21:51
Speaker 3: first of two wins.
21:53
Speaker 4: That's right. We also keep score. Jase, fresh off a victory.
21:56
Speaker 4: Last week we were live in Wellington and you chose Tool.
21:58
Speaker 4: Fresh off two victories, Kenzie.
21:59
Speaker 3: Oh, really?
22:00
Speaker 1: Back to back, baby.
22:01
Speaker 4: So, are you on seven or eight then?
22:05
Speaker 1: Well, he's on, last week, whatever it said, plus one.
22:08
Speaker 1: Because the week before we did it.
22:09
Speaker 3: Yeah, okay.
22:09
Speaker 4: But you chose Tool, Undertow last week, and the pub
22:12
Speaker 4: went off.
22:13
Speaker 1: I tell you what, every time we played a song...
22:16
Speaker 1: The crowd reacted by making zero noise. Yeah. It was pumping.
22:20
Speaker 4: But today's srobber, all of us, well, me and Mogi,
22:22
Speaker 4: think we've got a couple of absolute doozies.
22:24
Speaker 3: Yes, yes.
22:25
Speaker 1: So maybe we'll get Jason's one up.
22:27
Speaker 3: Head to head with old Keezy and Mogi. Yeah.
22:29
Speaker 4: No, we'll get yours out of the way first, Jase.
22:31
Speaker 1: What song have you chosen? Get it out of the way.
22:33
Speaker 3: I went a bit of Velvet Revolver.
22:34
Speaker 1: Let It Roll.
22:35
Speaker 3: She's the one with Mr.
22:40
Speaker 5: Candy, candy.
22:41
Speaker 1: You love Jason, that's why, don't you? Quite a good tune. Yeah,
22:57
Speaker 1: what was that called?
22:58
Speaker 3: I Let It Roll by Velvet Revolver.
23:01
Speaker 1: All right. The problem with you, Jase, is you ain't
23:03
Speaker 1: got no backbone. Got no backbone.
23:06
Speaker 3: A song called Backbone from Stormzy. I know where you
23:10
Speaker 3: got that one, Keezy.
23:12
Speaker 1: You saw it playing over the top of a Warriors
23:16
Speaker 1: video earlier this week. Because it's Valmunga's 50th game. Is
23:28
Speaker 1: that what happened? No. Okay. It's on my list of throbbers.
23:31
Speaker 4: And as I was looking through, I was like, have
23:32
Speaker 4: I chosen Backbone yet?
23:33
Speaker 3: Backbone. Do you have a list of throbbers?
23:35
Speaker 1: I do, yeah. It's about 50, 60 songs long. Wow.
23:39
Speaker 3: Wow.
23:40
Speaker 1: Holy heck. Fellas, I've gone with some good old-fashioned grunge.
23:45
Speaker 1: Crank it up. Here come the drums.
24:07
Speaker 3: Great stuff. Well, there you go.
24:08
Speaker 1: What's that song? It's called Territorial Pisses. Oh, Territorial Pisses.
24:12
Speaker 1: I don't like the fact you played a dial tone
24:14
Speaker 1: over the top of it there, Keezy, but we'll come
24:16
Speaker 1: to that later.
24:18
Speaker 3: It's your choice, New Zealand. Give us a call on
24:20
Speaker 3: 0800 Hauraki. In the meantime, it's Arctic Monkeys.
24:25
Speaker 2: The Hauraki Big Show. Weekdays from 4 on Radio Hauraki.
24:30
Speaker 3: It's the Hauraki Big Show's Friday Throbber. Yeah. Good stuff.
24:40
Speaker 4: The Friday Throbber, fellas.
24:41
Speaker 1: What's weird about the Dooge Dooge that we do there
24:43
Speaker 1: is Jase takes that more seriously than he does the Throbber.
24:46
Speaker 4: And he always looks at me like, ha ha. I
24:49
Speaker 4: said Dooge Dooge.
24:50
Speaker 1: I didn't forget this time.
24:51
Speaker 4: But the Friday Throbber, we each pick an amazing song
24:54
Speaker 4: to get your weekend off to a rips in order.
24:55
Speaker 4: You then call us on 0800 Hauraki and vote for
24:57
Speaker 4: which one you'd like to hear.
24:58
Speaker 1: Yeah, totally, man. Jase, you went first. What was the
25:01
Speaker 1: name of yours?
25:01
Speaker 3: Velvet Revolver. Let her roll.
25:14
Speaker 4: That's a nice tune for me.
25:15
Speaker 1: I've never heard it.
25:17
Speaker 4: It's a neat little tune. I chose a song called.
25:20
Speaker 3: Come on, man.
25:21
Speaker 1: It's a sassy little number.
25:23
Speaker 4: I chose a song called Backbone from Stormzy.
25:25
Speaker 1: He stole that from us, by the way. He's got
25:29
Speaker 1: kilos and ounces, Keezy. Hell yeah, he does.
25:31
Speaker 4: Yeah, boy.
25:32
Speaker 3: And Mogi. I've gone with Territorial Pissings by Nirvana.
25:45
Speaker 1: Because it's got a guitar in it. Yeah, man. It's
25:48
Speaker 1: got some drums in it. Yeah, boy.
26:00
Speaker 3: Yes, indeed. Well, it's your choice, New Zealand. Let's go
26:03
Speaker 3: to the phone lines. G'day, Reuben. You're back, man. How's life?
26:06
Speaker 1: Not bad, man. Not bad, bastard.
26:08
Speaker 3: What's going on? Yeah, I'm just doing a radio show, man.
26:10
Speaker 3: What are you running with there, mate? It has to
26:13
Speaker 3: be Old Mogi.
26:14
Speaker 1: Yeah. Old Mogi over there.
26:16
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
26:16
Speaker 1: Old Mogi. Good on you, brother. Yeah, brother.
26:19
Speaker 3: Yeah, good on you, Ruben, you backbone. All right, on
26:22
Speaker 3: to the next caller. G'day, Haydo, you mad bastard. How's life? Well, pal.
26:27
Speaker 3: I wish you'd bring that back. Yeah, man, yeah. All right, Hayden,
26:31
Speaker 3: what are you running with, mate?
26:33
Speaker 2: I'm actually going with you today, just thought.
26:35
Speaker 5: Oh, okay.
26:35
Speaker 3: Because you've done a good job, brother.
26:37
Speaker 1: Oh, thanks, mate. Good on you, man. There you go, Jase.
26:39
Speaker 3: Well done, man.
26:40
Speaker 1: Thanks. Good for you, man. Good stuff, mate. All right,
26:42
Speaker 1: thank you, Hayden.
26:44
Speaker 3: G'day, Ryland. How's life?
26:46
Speaker 1: Yeah, going pretty well.
26:47
Speaker 4: What are you doing?
26:48
Speaker 1: Yeah, good on you, mate.
26:50
Speaker 3: What are you running with, Ryland?
26:52
Speaker 1: I'm actually running with Keezy with the allocation status.
26:54
Speaker 3: Oh, get on your own.
26:56
Speaker 1: This is exciting, guys.
26:57
Speaker 3: Thank you, mate.
26:57
Speaker 1: You have a lovely weekend.
26:59
Speaker 3: So that means that, Joss, you're the decider. What are
27:04
Speaker 3: you running with?
27:06
Speaker 1: Keezy. Keezy. Keezy.
27:08
Speaker 3: Keezy. Keezy.
27:10
Speaker 1: Wait, so you're saying Keezy, Jock? No, I go for Mogi. Damn!
27:15
Speaker 3: I had a feeling.
27:17
Speaker 1: Cheers, brother.
27:19
Speaker 4: I had a feeling he was going to do a
27:20
Speaker 4: stitch-up like that.
27:21
Speaker 1: That's good stuff from you, man.
27:22
Speaker 3: Why did you ask him?
27:23
Speaker 1: Because he was going to do it.
27:25
Speaker 4: I can tell.
27:26
Speaker 3: You should have gone, good stuff, mate.
27:28
Speaker 5: See you later.
27:29
Speaker 3: Goodbye.
27:29
Speaker 1: Good on you, mate. Great choice. Great tune. Territorial Pissing's Nirvana.
27:35
Speaker 2: The Hauraki Big Show with Jace, Mike and Keezy. Tune
27:38
Speaker 2: in weekdays at 4 on Radio Hauraki.
27:42
Speaker 1: Holy hecka, say what you like about that bloke. God,
27:45
Speaker 1: he's got a beautiful voice on him. Doesn't he?
27:48
Speaker 3: So harmonic.
27:49
Speaker 4: I don't like that song. Like, I love Nirvana, but
27:53
Speaker 4: I was like, I've never really listened to this song.
27:55
Speaker 4: I think it's because I skip it.
27:57
Speaker 1: Yeah, right. I must do. It's just too intense for me.
27:59
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah. It's okay, Keith.
28:00
Speaker 1: Not everyone can handle it, man. I can't handle it.
28:02
Speaker 1: Not everyone can handle the territorial pissing from Nirvana.
28:05
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, true.
28:07
Speaker 4: The game as well is quite full on. But Mogi
28:09
Speaker 4: wins the Throbber. Actually, fun fact, it's the second Throbber
28:12
Speaker 4: in a row Mogi has won with a Nirvana tune.
28:14
Speaker 2: Oh.
28:14
Speaker 1: Breed. Breed, that's a tune as well. That's a great tune.
28:17
Speaker 3: Yeah, nice, nice.
28:19
Speaker 1: We're getting back into Nirvana, fellas.
28:20
Speaker 3: Yeah, good stuff.
28:21
Speaker 1: Bloody good. They are good.
28:24
Speaker 4: Fellas, coming up shortly, I've got a news story for you, actually,
28:27
Speaker 4: that's pretty gripping, pretty insane, something that's hitting the nation.
28:31
Speaker 3: Yeah.
28:32
Speaker 4: Also, Jase, you were saying you've got Ambition's.
28:35
Speaker 1: Yeah, I do. Oh. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
28:37
Speaker 3: I was reminded of something the other day and I
28:39
Speaker 3: was like, that's what I need to do next. Right. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah.
28:43
Speaker 1: Okay. In the meantime, though, a bit of Oasis.
28:49
Speaker 3: What's the score, by the way?
28:51
Speaker 2: The Hodaki Big Show with Jace, Mike and Keezy. Tune
28:54
Speaker 2: in weekdays at 4 on Radio Hodaki.
28:57
Speaker 3: Oh, we're on the Hodaki Big Show this Friday evening.
29:01
Speaker 3: The time being 5.22. Fellas, I need some advice from
29:05
Speaker 3: you guys.
29:06
Speaker 4: You know, you're actors, eh?
29:08
Speaker 3: Yeah, well, I was in the past, sure.
29:10
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
29:12
Speaker 4: And so I did an audition earlier in the week
29:15
Speaker 4: for an ad. and I played this guy in a
29:18
Speaker 4: bar and blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. I was pretty
29:20
Speaker 4: nervous but went along. Wasn't as sort of hugely embarrassed
29:26
Speaker 4: and ashamed of myself as I had been after every
29:28
Speaker 4: other audition.
29:29
Speaker 1: Well, can I say, Keezy, that probably the reason for
29:32
Speaker 1: that is because you brought it in here and we
29:33
Speaker 1: workshopped it. Yeah. We workshopped that audition with you. I
29:37
Speaker 1: don't know if that helped. Totally. And as a result.
29:40
Speaker 1: of that, you now find yourself with a callback. Well,
29:43
Speaker 1: that's the thing. Isn't that great? I have a callback.
29:45
Speaker 1: What's a callback?
29:46
Speaker 3: That's when you get down to a select group of
29:49
Speaker 3: people that essentially the director and the company are interested
29:53
Speaker 3: in using.
29:54
Speaker 1: Right.
29:54
Speaker 3: Okay. Yeah.
29:56
Speaker 1: And so just.
29:57
Speaker 4: Genuinely, how many people do you think they would have
30:00
Speaker 4: auditioned for this part? Like 20?
30:02
Speaker 1: Probably 1,000.
30:03
Speaker 3: Yeah, I'd say between 1,000 and 1,500. Right.
30:07
Speaker 4: And how many people will get a callback like that?
30:11
Speaker 1: Three. Really? Yeah, three, four. Out of 1,000? Out of
30:15
Speaker 1: 1,000 to 1,500.
30:17
Speaker 3: You must have really, really made an impression.
30:20
Speaker 1: So this is unbelievable. Really?
30:22
Speaker 4: Oh, my God. So what do I have to do traditionally?
30:25
Speaker 4: Have you ever had a callback?
30:29
Speaker 3: Usually they just hired me on the spot.
30:31
Speaker 4: Right, so you've never had a callback. Right, okay, so
30:34
Speaker 4: I've had a callback.
30:35
Speaker 3: Before DJ has. Look, I've had a few callbacks at
30:36
Speaker 3: the time, for sure.
30:37
Speaker 4: Oh, they always had some callbacks.
30:38
Speaker 3: Okay.
30:39
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah.
30:39
Speaker 1: What can I expect?
30:40
Speaker 3: Now, listen, I've just got to say this. As your agent,
30:44
Speaker 3: when they gave me the call to say that you've
30:46
Speaker 3: got a callback, which I was very excited about.
30:49
Speaker 1: And surprised you.
30:50
Speaker 3: Yeah, I was surprised. They did actually say, re your callback.
30:56
Speaker 3: Were you to get the part, you're going to have
30:57
Speaker 3: to lose the mo.
30:58
Speaker 4: I have to shave the mo off?
31:01
Speaker 3: Yeah.
31:03
Speaker 4: What, did you say no to that? I don't want
31:04
Speaker 4: to shave off my mo.
31:05
Speaker 3: Well, no, I said he'll do anything. He's desperate to
31:08
Speaker 3: get on the TV.
31:09
Speaker 4: Well, no, I'm not desperate to get on the TV.
31:11
Speaker 4: In fact, I'm on TV occasionally. Game of two halves,
31:15
Speaker 4: if hopefully it doesn't get cancelled.
31:16
Speaker 3: And I said, yeah, sure, no worries.
31:18
Speaker 1: Not looking good.
31:19
Speaker 3: But anyway, you're asking about what I'll have to do.
31:23
Speaker 1: Yeah, so essentially it is, more often than not, you'll
31:25
Speaker 1: have the director there. The director will be in the room.
31:28
Speaker 4: Yeah, because last time it was just a person with
31:30
Speaker 4: a camera.
31:30
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's right. Because you wouldn't have the director in
31:33
Speaker 1: the room for 1,000 to 1,500 of the wider auditions.
31:36
Speaker 1: But now it's getting down to the... To the sharp end.
31:39
Speaker 3: Nitty gritty.
31:40
Speaker 1: And what I want to do is I want to
31:42
Speaker 1: know that they can work with you, and I want
31:44
Speaker 1: to know that you can hear and apply notes and direction. So, okay,
31:51
Speaker 1: this time try this, and this time try that. No,
31:54
Speaker 1: that's great.
31:54
Speaker 3: No.
31:55
Speaker 1: What are you doing?
31:56
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's humiliating. Get out of here.
31:57
Speaker 4: I don't know if I'm good at that because I'm
31:59
Speaker 4: not experienced.
32:00
Speaker 1: No, not like that. Well, hang on.
32:01
Speaker 5: No.
32:02
Speaker 1: Oh, God, no. Thank you. Yeah. So that's what you
32:06
Speaker 1: can expect. Could you now do one for like if
32:08
Speaker 1: I'm doing it really well?
32:09
Speaker 3: Wow.
32:11
Speaker 1: Oh, yeah. Good stuff.
32:12
Speaker 4: I like that one.
32:13
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's really good.
32:15
Speaker 3: That feels good. Just need to lose the mo and
32:17
Speaker 3: you've got the part.
32:18
Speaker 1: The only trouble as well is, of course, that it
32:22
Speaker 1: is down to three people. So you've got to worry
32:24
Speaker 1: about the other two.
32:25
Speaker 4: Really? Because in my mind, I was like, I'm not
32:26
Speaker 4: worried about them. I'm just going to do what I
32:28
Speaker 4: can do.
32:28
Speaker 1: Well, that's all you can do. Yes. But, you know,
32:31
Speaker 1: Hoide J was telling me, because the thing is, you've
32:33
Speaker 1: got to have your ear to your ground. So as
32:34
Speaker 1: soon as you get down to final three, callbacks, all
32:36
Speaker 1: these sorts of things, you start thinking to yourself, as
32:38
Speaker 1: an agent, how can I put my actor in a
32:41
Speaker 1: pole position? Yeah. So we found out that the other
32:45
Speaker 1: two people that are going for this particular role are
32:49
Speaker 1: Adam Blair and Sean Johnson. Now, of course, you've got
32:52
Speaker 1: a little bit of history there, don't you?
32:54
Speaker 4: Well, yeah, because Adam Blair replaced me on a TV
32:56
Speaker 4: show I used to be on.
32:57
Speaker 1: Yeah.
32:58
Speaker 3: He's got a lot of charisma, I've got to say.
33:00
Speaker 1: Similar things sort of happened with Sean Johnson. Sean Johnson, yeah,
33:03
Speaker 1: you prepped a whole show and then he got you
33:05
Speaker 1: kicked off and then he's done it. Yeah. But the
33:07
Speaker 1: last thing you can do is let that sort of
33:09
Speaker 1: stuff play into your mind.
33:10
Speaker 3: No, don't even think about it.
33:11
Speaker 4: I think Adam Blair's got a moustache at the moment.
33:13
Speaker 4: Does he have to shave?
33:14
Speaker 3: No, they like it.
33:15
Speaker 2: The Hauraki Big Show with Jase, Mike and Keezy. Tune
33:18
Speaker 2: in weekdays at 4 on Radio Hauraki. One simple question.
33:24
Speaker 2: One weekend of a lifetime.
33:26
Speaker 1: Would you rather?
33:29
Speaker 3: Yes, indeed. Would you rather? It's on. The NRL Grand
33:33
Speaker 3: Final or Bathurst?
33:35
Speaker 4: Obviously, we're on Team Grand Final, eh, fellas?
33:38
Speaker 3: Oh, no, I'm Bathurst all the way, man.
33:40
Speaker 5: Yeah, that's Bathurst. To be honest, you've talked me around.
33:50
Speaker 5: I think I've changed my... My choice as well.
33:53
Speaker 1: A few beers? Yeah, a few beers. You can have
33:55
Speaker 1: a few beers at either, though, responsibly, of course.
33:57
Speaker 3: Yes, of course.
33:58
Speaker 1: NRL grand final or Bathurst. Let's go to the lines there, fellas.
34:01
Speaker 3: G'day, Mark, you mad bastard. How's life?
34:04
Speaker 1: Good, thanks, guys. How are you?
34:05
Speaker 3: Yeah, good, thanks, mates. Hey, tell me, Mark, you're looking
34:08
Speaker 3: forward to your Friday, are you?
34:10
Speaker 1: I am, yeah. Just had a beer, actually. Oh, good
34:13
Speaker 1: on you, man.
34:13
Speaker 3: What do you do for a crust, Mark?
34:16
Speaker 1: I work at a school.
34:17
Speaker 2: I'm a caretaker.
34:19
Speaker 1: Oh, backbone. Have we spoken to you before? Oh, yeah,
34:22
Speaker 1: last year or the year before.
34:24
Speaker 5: Yeah.
34:25
Speaker 1: I'm fascinated by a caretaker. I love a caretaker. We
34:27
Speaker 1: had a great caretaker at my school growing up, Mr. Griffin.
34:32
Speaker 1: He also lived on the same street as us, and
34:34
Speaker 1: he'd get around with a cheese cutter on. He was
34:35
Speaker 1: an older fella, but jack of all trades. That's what
34:38
Speaker 1: I liked about it. Bloody oats. Wander around. You're on
34:41
Speaker 1: your own time. You answer to no bastard. And he
34:44
Speaker 1: had an incinerator, and I love an incinerator. Just burning shit.
34:47
Speaker 1: Burning it. You still got an incinerator, man? No, all
34:50
Speaker 1: run by gas bottles now. Oh, yeah, it's a shame.
34:53
Speaker 1: The world's gone. It's PC gone, man. PC gone, man.
34:57
Speaker 3: Tell me, Mark, what would be your preference, mate, the
35:00
Speaker 3: NRL or Bathurst?
35:02
Speaker 1: The grand final, NRL. Yeah, good on you, mate.
35:05
Speaker 4: All right, Mark, you're in the draw, mate.
35:06
Speaker 1: You hold the line, okay? Thank you.
35:08
Speaker 3: Good on you, man. G'day, Chris, you mad bastard. How's life? G'day,
35:13
Speaker 3: Horty Jizz, you mad dog, you sick son of a bee. Yeah,
35:20
Speaker 3: I'm good, thanks, mate. What are your plans for your
35:23
Speaker 3: Friday night there, Chris?
35:25
Speaker 1: Not a lot there, Jizzy.
35:26
Speaker 3: I'll just get home and just, you know, blow.
35:30
Speaker 2: The froth clean off the top.
35:32
Speaker 1: Of one, I reckon. Yeah, nice.
35:34
Speaker 3: What do you do for a crust, Chris?
35:36
Speaker 4: I hang off the back end of a Hydrovac hose
35:39
Speaker 4: on the old sucker truck there.
35:41
Speaker 1: Oh, nice.
35:42
Speaker 3: Yeah, nice.
35:43
Speaker 1: Good on you, Chris. Hey, NRL Grand Final or Bathurst, mate?
35:47
Speaker 3: Hey, fellas, after all that build-up, I'm going to have
35:50
Speaker 3: to go Bathurst. I'm fizzed for it. I'm fizzed. Oh,
35:54
Speaker 3: that's awesome.
35:55
Speaker 1: First Bathurst.
35:55
Speaker 3: I had a feeling that old Chris was going to
35:57
Speaker 3: go Bathurst. Sure you did.
35:58
Speaker 1: No, you didn't.
35:58
Speaker 3: Just had a vibe, a little tingle in my testicles.
36:02
Speaker 4: Hey, Chris, you're in the draw, brother. You hold the line,
36:04
Speaker 4: and old Pugson will have a go at.
36:05
Speaker 3: You, all right? Yeah, cheers, fellas. Enjoy the weekend. Up
36:08
Speaker 3: the wah.
36:09
Speaker 1: Up the wah.
36:09
Speaker 3: Up the wahs, Chris.
36:10
Speaker 1: Get on your mates.
36:11
Speaker 3: Get on your mates.
36:12
Speaker 4: Seemed like a nice fella, of course. A few nights
36:15
Speaker 4: over in Aussie, regardless whether you go to Bathurst or
36:18
Speaker 4: the Grand Final, thanks to boystrip.co.nz. If you'd like to
36:22
Speaker 4: go to either of those two events, why not go
36:24
Speaker 4: to their websites?
36:24
Speaker 3: Yeah, good stuff, mates. Here's the clue.
36:28
Speaker 2: The Hauraki Big Show. Weekdays from 4 on Radio Hauraki.
36:32
Speaker 1: Yes, indeed.
36:32
Speaker 3: Kings of Leon this Friday evening. Fellas, big weekend ahead.
36:37
Speaker 3: Let's have a bit of sport chat.
36:44
Speaker 2: Ooh.
36:46
Speaker 3: Ooh.
36:48
Speaker 4: Which sport should we start with, fellas?
36:50
Speaker 3: Yes, no, you go, Moby.
36:51
Speaker 1: I was just going to say a little bit of
36:53
Speaker 1: the All Blacks.
36:53
Speaker 3: Yeah, I think so, the ABs.
36:54
Speaker 1: The ABs, they're going to be playing 3 a.m. Sunday
36:59
Speaker 1: in Cape Town. Pretty exciting stuff after that first test
37:03
Speaker 1: win by the All Blacks at Alice Park where we
37:06
Speaker 1: put a clinic on, really, didn't we?
37:07
Speaker 3: Five to one try time.
37:08
Speaker 1: Sort of the last 20 minutes there. Leroy Carter has
37:11
Speaker 1: been selected on the wing.
37:12
Speaker 3: Yes, nice.
37:13
Speaker 1: I'm expecting a hellstorm. I really am. I've got a
37:18
Speaker 1: bad feeling. I think the Springbrook reaction is going to
37:22
Speaker 1: be swift.
37:23
Speaker 3: Yes.
37:23
Speaker 1: And violent. So I can't wait. I'm actually looking forward
37:26
Speaker 1: to this game more than I was the first test.
37:28
Speaker 3: Yeah.
37:29
Speaker 4: If they can capture that opening five minutes of physicality,
37:31
Speaker 4: the spring box, if they manage to do that for,
37:33
Speaker 4: you know, half a game at least, it's going to
37:36
Speaker 4: be brutal.
37:36
Speaker 3: I agree. And I think that we could be in
37:39
Speaker 3: for some real punishment here. But I also think it
37:43
Speaker 3: may play in our favour a little bit. They'll come
37:46
Speaker 3: out fired up. They'll fire all their shots. The fellas
37:49
Speaker 3: need to absorb it and then spread it.
37:52
Speaker 1: Yeah, well, it's good, isn't it? It's a different team, thankfully.
37:57
Speaker 1: They feel like they've got some direction. And keeping in mind,
37:59
Speaker 1: this is the first year with Dave Rennie at the helm.
38:02
Speaker 3: Yes.
38:03
Speaker 1: And already we've seen more significant growth than we'd seen
38:06
Speaker 1: in the previous two years. And the whole idea is
38:09
Speaker 1: absolutely we want to win the Springbok Tour, but you
38:12
Speaker 1: just want them getting better and better and better on
38:14
Speaker 1: a continual curve upwards. To the World Cup next year. Yeah, beautiful.
38:19
Speaker 4: We should also chat, Waz, they are playing Sunday afternoon,
38:21
Speaker 4: 4pm against the Newcastle Knights, just as we're at Hoity
38:23
Speaker 4: J's having a come-dine with me. That's going to be,
38:26
Speaker 4: to be honest, the Waz should put them to the sword.
38:27
Speaker 4: 13 plus is what I expect from the Waz at
38:30
Speaker 4: this point in the season going into the finals based
38:33
Speaker 4: on their current form.
38:34
Speaker 1: Yep, I completely agree. And we've got Tain Tauapiki is
38:37
Speaker 1: in there at fullback. A debut for Luke Laulili. And
38:43
Speaker 1: he's only 20 years old. He comes from West Tigers.
38:46
Speaker 1: He's a short, stout, hard little nuggety sort of a player.
38:50
Speaker 1: He's a winger, eh? He is a winger and a
38:52
Speaker 1: hell of a finisher by all accounts. Outside of that,
38:56
Speaker 1: everything is pretty much as normal. But Tamari Martin returns
39:00
Speaker 1: in the No. 7 jersey today. with Chanel Harris-DeVita going
39:04
Speaker 1: to the six. I like Tain being at fullback because
39:06
Speaker 1: of his goal-kicking. For me now, that's a lock. At
39:09
Speaker 1: the moment, Old Chan's nickel-clock start is out because of suspension.
39:14
Speaker 1: I think if you're going to bring him back for anything,
39:16
Speaker 1: you're bringing him back into the centres or into the wing,
39:18
Speaker 1: but the fact that Tain is a goal-kicker... A great kicker. Well,
39:23
Speaker 1: he had a great night. I'm hoping that's consistent. Yeah.
39:26
Speaker 1: For that reason, he's got to stay.
39:28
Speaker 3: And another great thing, fellas... when we're watching it, you'll
39:31
Speaker 3: be stuffing Christmas ham in your gob.
39:33
Speaker 4: Yeah, I can't wait, Jase.
39:34
Speaker 3: Yeah.
39:34
Speaker 1: For you to have a WASP-themed party, great idea. Thanks, man.
39:38
Speaker 1: Exciting stuff. Ran for the shield, man.
39:40
Speaker 3: Yeah, tiny far.
39:40
Speaker 1: Ran for the shield. Well, last week, Northland defeated Canterbury.
39:44
Speaker 1: to get the Ramfelley Shield for the first time in
39:47
Speaker 1: roughly 40 or 50 years. Something insane. And it's so
39:50
Speaker 1: great when it goes to those smaller unions. Absolutely love it.
39:54
Speaker 1: I love the Ramfelley Shield. I love the MPC. Just
39:58
Speaker 1: good meat and potatoes rugby union. Their first offence is
40:02
Speaker 1: this week, Sunday the 30th of August. It's 5.05 kick-off
40:06
Speaker 1: at Whangarei and they are playing Tasman. who are not
40:10
Speaker 1: to be sneezed at.
40:11
Speaker 3: Yeah, they're going to get hiding.
40:13
Speaker 1: It's been a good few days, Northland.
40:14
Speaker 3: Yeah, well, they would have had a really good party,
40:16
Speaker 3: I'm guaranteeing it.
40:17
Speaker 4: It's like when the Bay of Plenty Steamers, my team,
40:19
Speaker 4: won it. It was a good few days there, and
40:21
Speaker 4: we loved it, and we've banged on about it ever since,
40:23
Speaker 4: but the reality is.
40:24
Speaker 1: And that will be a hell of a game, because
40:26
Speaker 1: that ground there in Whangarei is going to be absolutely
40:29
Speaker 1: rammed to the gunnels. Bloody hell.
40:34
Speaker 2: The Hodaki Big Show with Jase, Mike and Keezy. Tune
40:38
Speaker 2: in weekdays at 4 on Radio Hodaki.
40:40
Speaker 3: Welcome back, you massive backbones. Hope your Friday's absolutely going off.
40:45
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40:47
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40:49
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40:51
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40:52
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40:58
Speaker 1: Good stuff, fellas.
40:59
Speaker 4: I also need to remind you that this weekend, to
41:01
Speaker 4: celebrate the fact that they have opened four new stores,
41:05
Speaker 4: re-burger stores, you've got Avondale, Botany Junction, Key Street, and
41:08
Speaker 4: there's one in the Auckland CBD as well. Each one
41:11
Speaker 4: of those stores is giving away 100 burgers for free
41:13
Speaker 4: this Sunday.
41:14
Speaker 1: How bloody good.
41:14
Speaker 4: If you live in Auckland, go to one of those
41:16
Speaker 4: stores and get a free, delicious, massive burger.
41:19
Speaker 3: Because they are delicious. Now, fellas, I'm concerned. I know
41:23
Speaker 3: you're both going to a show tonight, the same show.
41:27
Speaker 3: What are you going to do? What are you going
41:29
Speaker 3: to eat before you get there? I'm just a bit
41:31
Speaker 3: worried you're going to get halfway through the show and
41:33
Speaker 3: be like, oh, jeez, I'm starving.
41:36
Speaker 1: My wife's got a little dumpling soup ready to go
41:39
Speaker 1: when I get home.
41:40
Speaker 3: Oh, yeah. Yeah.
41:40
Speaker 1: She's going to be cutting it fine, mate. Yeah, she'll
41:43
Speaker 1: be right, man. Don't wait for me, man. You reckon? Well,
41:46
Speaker 1: they will or they won't. I make a hurrah of
41:49
Speaker 1: a noise when I come in, man. Because you're probably
41:50
Speaker 1: sitting up the front as well, right? I will be.
41:53
Speaker 1: Someone's moving.
41:55
Speaker 4: I'm going to go to, there's a Malaysian joint across
41:57
Speaker 4: the road sort of from the Civic.
42:00
Speaker 3: Oh, yes.
42:00
Speaker 4: Which is where the show is, a really nice one.
42:02
Speaker 4: And so I said to my wife.
42:03
Speaker 1: Should we go there?
42:03
Speaker 4: She's like, yeah.
42:04
Speaker 1: And what did you say?
42:06
Speaker 4: I said, okay, great.
42:08
Speaker 1: Either that or Hoity J's hot pot, I said. She said, nah.
42:12
Speaker 3: Nah. Yeah.
42:13
Speaker 1: She does want to try it, though. Yeah.
42:14
Speaker 3: She hates my food.
42:16
Speaker 1: It's not all she hates.
42:19
Speaker 3: That's good stuff, fellas.
42:20
Speaker 1: What are you having, James?
42:24
Speaker 4: Because I'm worried about you, man.
42:26
Speaker 1: I'm worried about you.
42:27
Speaker 3: Well, as I said, my mother-in-law is coming to stay tonight,
42:29
Speaker 3: so we haven't really figured it out. We might go
42:32
Speaker 3: to Elliott Street where there's a plethora of choices, but
42:37
Speaker 3: often that's just even more confusing.
42:39
Speaker 5: Yeah, it is.
42:40
Speaker 3: You know what I mean? It is. But we'll figure
42:42
Speaker 3: it out. It'll be fine.
42:43
Speaker 1: You'll be okay, man.
42:44
Speaker 3: It'll be fine, man.
42:45
Speaker 1: Don't worry about it. That's the thing.
42:47
Speaker 4: Up next, Mogi's celebrity dilemma.
42:49
Speaker 2: The Hauraki Big Show with Jase, Mike and Keezy. Tune
42:55
Speaker 2: in weekdays at 4 on Radio Hauraki.
42:57
Speaker 3: Pearl Jam there on the Hauraki Big Show this Friday night.
43:02
Speaker 1: Fellas, every now and again I find myself in the
43:06
Speaker 1: presence of some pretty interesting people, some well-known people. And yesterday,
43:12
Speaker 1: I had that. I was hanging out with a pretty
43:15
Speaker 1: well-known New Zealand celebrity. Right. For a little work thing there.
43:19
Speaker 1: This person, we were driving in a car. They were driving,
43:23
Speaker 1: and we were going to a destination. I can't say
43:24
Speaker 1: who it was.
43:25
Speaker 3: Oh, wow.
43:25
Speaker 2: A-list?
43:26
Speaker 4: A-list?
43:27
Speaker 1: Yeah, I would say A-list.
43:28
Speaker 2: Wow.
43:28
Speaker 1: A-list, yep. Now, what was interesting was that this celebrity,
43:34
Speaker 1: this was yesterday there, we're chitting and we're chatting, and the...
43:40
Speaker 1: This person is on the motorway, as am I, as
43:43
Speaker 1: is the car. Because you're in the car. Absolutely. And
43:46
Speaker 1: just driving in the fast lane going 80 k's.
43:50
Speaker 3: No.
43:51
Speaker 1: Oh, God, I hate that. And I'm sitting there now
43:54
Speaker 1: involved in the conversation, but also 90% of my brain
43:57
Speaker 1: is thinking, are you not seeing all of these cars
44:01
Speaker 1: and trucks overtake you on the left-hand side and then
44:05
Speaker 1: immediately cut in front of you.
44:07
Speaker 4: You're like, listen, Taika, you've got to pull over to
44:09
Speaker 4: the other lane, man.
44:10
Speaker 1: I was kind of like, oh, come on, Jason Momoa.
44:14
Speaker 1: Move over, man.
44:15
Speaker 3: What are you doing?
44:16
Speaker 1: You're not in Hawaii now.
44:17
Speaker 3: Yeah.
44:18
Speaker 1: That would have been funny.
44:19
Speaker 3: Totally.
44:19
Speaker 1: It really wasn't Jason.
44:21
Speaker 3: Huh?
44:22
Speaker 1: I couldn't say. But the problem is that I didn't
44:25
Speaker 1: really know the person very well. Right. So I didn't
44:28
Speaker 1: really know how to handle it. How to approach it. Yeah.
44:32
Speaker 1: Normally you're just like, hey, asshole. move over because you're
44:39
Speaker 1: having an absolute shock. That's how you'd usually say it.
44:42
Speaker 1: That's how, you know, if it was, you know, my
44:43
Speaker 1: mum or, you know, you, KZ. Pugs aren't. And I
44:48
Speaker 1: just wanted to know how you guys might have handled
44:50
Speaker 1: a situation like that. Very tricky, very tricky because you're
44:53
Speaker 1: trying to, you've got essentially a new, just met the person,
44:58
Speaker 1: trying to grow the relationship. Are they aware of it?
45:00
Speaker 1: But the same thing happened on the way there and
45:03
Speaker 1: also on the way back.
45:05
Speaker 4: If it was me, I would have been like, listen,
45:06
Speaker 4: Dame Kitty, I know we've just met, but I need
45:10
Speaker 4: to tell you, you're in the fast lane right now
45:12
Speaker 4: and there's so many cars behind you, I'm feeling a
45:14
Speaker 4: bit agitated.
45:15
Speaker 1: Yeah. You know what I mean? Would you have said that?
45:17
Speaker 3: Maybe.
45:17
Speaker 1: So you would have been clear communication styles?
45:20
Speaker 4: Yeah, but I don't want to be known as the
45:21
Speaker 4: clear communication guy, you know?
45:23
Speaker 3: Sure.
45:23
Speaker 1: But that might have been what I would have done
45:24
Speaker 1: if Dame Kitty was driving me. You wouldn't have just
45:26
Speaker 1: ignored it and let it go because, you know, Win some,
45:28
Speaker 1: you lose some. Six of one, half dozen of the other.
45:31
Speaker 3: I would probably try and make a joke of it.
45:34
Speaker 3: You know what I mean? I'd make it. I'd be like,
45:36
Speaker 3: Carl Urban, it's funny, isn't it? Because, you know, you
45:40
Speaker 3: do a lot of action movies.
45:41
Speaker 2: Yeah.
45:42
Speaker 3: But you're pretty sedate on the old roads here.
45:44
Speaker 1: You'd make a joke.
45:45
Speaker 4: Oh, that's good.
45:45
Speaker 5: You know what I mean?
45:46
Speaker 1: Is sedate right? Oh, you know. You're driving like an asshole.
45:50
Speaker 3: Well, I mean.
45:51
Speaker 1: How's my American accent? Asshole.
45:53
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's pretty good. Is it? Yeah, it's not bad.
45:58
Speaker 1: Actually, Moggy, I take it back because you're right. I'm
46:01
Speaker 1: sitting in the car.
46:03
Speaker 4: Jason Hoyt's driving, and it's, you know, who am I
46:05
Speaker 4: to tell Jason Hoyt that he's driving like a plumber?
46:07
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
46:08
Speaker 4: He's A-list, and I should just.
46:10
Speaker 1: Well, it's not his fault he can't see over the
46:11
Speaker 1: steering wheel.
46:12
Speaker 4: Yeah, he's in a little booster seat there. He's doing
46:14
Speaker 4: his best to even reach the accelerator.
46:16
Speaker 5: Yes.
46:18
Speaker 4: To be honest, I'd probably suggest that I drive.
46:20
Speaker 1: Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. In the first place.
46:21
Speaker 3: Yeah.
46:22
Speaker 1: You know what I mean? Well, yeah, Hoytie J would
46:24
Speaker 1: normally be in the back seat. Yeah, exactly.
46:26
Speaker 3: Well, that's where.
46:26
Speaker 4: Facing backwards in the little bassinet thing.
46:28
Speaker 1: Yeah.
46:30
Speaker 2: The Hodaki Big Show, weekdays from 4 on Radio Hodaki.
46:34
Speaker 1: Yes, indeed.
46:34
Speaker 3: Blink 182 there on the Hodaki Big Show this glorious
46:39
Speaker 3: Friday night. Hope you're having a good one.
46:41
Speaker 4: Fellas, do you like flowers?
46:42
Speaker 3: Yes.
46:43
Speaker 1: Who doesn't? What's your favourite flower? Daffodil. Oh, that's good.
46:48
Speaker 3: I would have to say, what are those beautiful smelling ones?
46:51
Speaker 3: They're just friezes. Friezes? Yes, they are the most pungent,
46:55
Speaker 3: beautiful smelling flower.
46:56
Speaker 1: What's your view on agapanthus?
46:58
Speaker 3: I quite like an alyssum too. Alyssum's really nice. It's
47:01
Speaker 3: a very delicate white flower. Beautiful perfume. Yeah, right.
47:05
Speaker 1: Agapantha?
47:06
Speaker 3: No.
47:08
Speaker 1: Azalea.
47:09
Speaker 3: Oh, okay.
47:11
Speaker 1: Rose?
47:12
Speaker 3: I do like an orchid, but they don't really have
47:15
Speaker 3: a smell.
47:16
Speaker 1: No, they don't, but they're a beer.
47:19
Speaker 3: I tell you what, Mogi, in all seriousness, really hard
47:22
Speaker 3: to keep alive an orchid. They're really tricky.
47:25
Speaker 1: It's a fine art.
47:26
Speaker 3: It's a tricky plant.
47:27
Speaker 1: Yeah, they need their own temperature and sort of their
47:32
Speaker 1: own atmosphere to operate on. My grandmother used to grow them,
47:36
Speaker 1: and you have to have a particular type of shed.
47:38
Speaker 1: that is set at a particular temperature, Keezy.
47:41
Speaker 3: Wow.
47:41
Speaker 1: Not easy. You have to be a real enthusiast, a
47:44
Speaker 1: real green thumb, if I could call it that.
47:46
Speaker 3: And the thing is that they don't sit in soil, Keezy.
47:50
Speaker 3: It's a barky kind of very thick kind of thing.
47:53
Speaker 3: Absolutely right. Because they actually grow on trees in the wild. What, lilies? No, orchids.
47:58
Speaker 3: But anyway, what was your point?
48:01
Speaker 4: Well, today's daffodil day.
48:03
Speaker 1: I don't see how the two are related. Oh, it's
48:05
Speaker 1: the type of.
48:06
Speaker 4: One in three Kiwis, fellas, affected by cancer in their lifetime.
48:10
Speaker 4: So today... One in three people? One in three Kiwis, yeah.
48:13
Speaker 3: Wow.
48:13
Speaker 1: That's a lot, isn't it? It is a lot. So today...
48:15
Speaker 1: Because that means.
48:17
Speaker 3: Yes.
48:18
Speaker 1: What? Well, there's three of us here.
48:20
Speaker 3: Could be, man.
48:20
Speaker 1: Could be. Yeah, God. Who is it? You, Keezy, strike
48:25
Speaker 1: me as a testicular sort of a fella.
48:27
Speaker 4: You guys strike me as a lung cancer kind of.
48:29
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'd go with that. Jason's got a bit of mouth...
48:34
Speaker 1: Bit of mouth cancer about him. Because you had foot
48:37
Speaker 1: and mouth for a while, didn't you?
48:38
Speaker 3: Yeah, I did, yeah.
48:39
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48:54
Speaker 3: That number again, please, Keezy.
48:55
Speaker 1: DONATE. Yes.
48:57
Speaker 4: Text DONATE to 305.
48:59
Speaker 1: 3-0-5.
49:00
Speaker 4: Good stuff, mate.
49:01
Speaker 1: Good stuff. What's the really.
49:02
Speaker 4: Big flower, like circle, big circle flower with lots of
49:06
Speaker 4: little petals on them, like blue and pink?
49:09
Speaker 3: Dahlia? No, no, no.
49:10
Speaker 1: Oh, you've imagined it.
49:11
Speaker 4: Really common one. It's very common in New Zealand.
49:14
Speaker 3: I think you were hallucinating.
49:16
Speaker 1: No, it's literally, I've got two of them. So you're
49:18
Speaker 1: talking about a flower that's got what petal? on it?
49:20
Speaker 4: A flower that's big circle-shaped flower head and it has
49:24
Speaker 4: lots of little petals.
49:25
Speaker 3: Sunflower.
49:26
Speaker 4: No, not a sunflower. It's a globe shape, not a circle.
49:31
Speaker 4: It's a sphere, spherical-shaped flower.
49:34
Speaker 3: Chrysanthemum.
49:34
Speaker 1: No, hydrangea?
49:35
Speaker 2: No.
49:40
Speaker 1: Well, what about it? Yeah, I like them.
49:44
Speaker 2: The Hodaki Big Show. Weekdays from 4 on Radio Hodaki.
49:48
Speaker 3: Guns and roses on the Hodaki Big Show this Friday evening. Fellas,
49:56
Speaker 3: before we head into the weekend, should we give out
49:58
Speaker 3: some advice?
50:04
Speaker 5: At gmail.com get in touch with the fellas do get.
50:10
Speaker 4: In touch with the fellas we'll read it out on
50:12
Speaker 4: the show and you can get yourself a $ 50 re-burger
50:15
Speaker 4: voucher this one comes from anonymous fellas yes g'day there
50:18
Speaker 4: I need some advice after a long day at work
50:21
Speaker 4: I get home and all I want to do is
50:22
Speaker 4: sit in the lounge with the fellas play some FIFA
50:26
Speaker 4: and watch the crowd goes wild two very specific things
50:29
Speaker 4: there so FIFA is online football with your mates yes
50:32
Speaker 4: On your PlayStation or whatever. But it seems I never
50:34
Speaker 4: get to do this because as soon as I'm finished dinner,
50:37
Speaker 4: the miso is commanding me into the boudoir to watch
50:40
Speaker 4: some TV series I don't really like and then into
50:42
Speaker 4: an early night. How do I ensure I get my
50:45
Speaker 4: necessary lounge time each night with the feelers whilst also
50:48
Speaker 4: not starting a domestic with the miso?
50:50
Speaker 1: Cheers. Yeah. Anonymous. Break up with her.
50:52
Speaker 3: The eternal issue, isn't it? You know what I mean?
50:55
Speaker 4: I think communication's key.
50:56
Speaker 1: Communication keysie. Well, this is a thing.
51:01
Speaker 3: This is very much prevalent in your house, Keezy, because
51:03
Speaker 3: you're a gamer.
51:04
Speaker 1: Very much so, yeah. Very, very much so.
51:07
Speaker 3: And your wife, you know, she only likes a certain
51:10
Speaker 3: type of programme.
51:12
Speaker 4: Yeah, I can imagine if, for example, the partner wants
51:15
Speaker 4: to watch something of mine, like what Pugs loves, and
51:18
Speaker 4: his partner will like Love Island.
51:19
Speaker 1: Yeah.
51:20
Speaker 4: If my wife was like, come into bed so we
51:22
Speaker 4: can watch Love Island, I would be like, no, I'm
51:23
Speaker 4: all G.
51:24
Speaker 3: Yes.
51:24
Speaker 4: But it's about communicating to her and saying, hey, this
51:27
Speaker 4: helps me unwind after a stressful day catching up with
51:29
Speaker 4: my mates.
51:29
Speaker 1: No, that never works.
51:31
Speaker 4: It works in my household.
51:32
Speaker 1: Oftentimes you find with open communication... It can lead to
51:37
Speaker 1: arguments and things, Jase.
51:38
Speaker 3: Oh, really? You don't want to be honest.
51:40
Speaker 1: No, no, not at all. I've always found that deceit,
51:44
Speaker 1: deceit is the way to go. Right. So if they've
51:46
Speaker 1: got a program they really want to watch, in this case,
51:48
Speaker 1: come to bed and watch this, you say, oh, yeah, great.
51:51
Speaker 1: You know, you lie. And then you go to jump
51:54
Speaker 1: into bed and you go, oh, I'm just going to
51:56
Speaker 1: go and get a glass of water. Wow. Then you
51:58
Speaker 1: go out and then you play video games. Until like
52:01
Speaker 1: three in the morning. Yeah, three in the morning. And
52:03
Speaker 1: then they're none the wiser.
52:05
Speaker 4: See, that's genius, because what I would have done is said, hey,
52:08
Speaker 4: I'll come and watch it, but afterwards I want to
52:09
Speaker 4: go online with my mates.
52:10
Speaker 2: Yeah.
52:11
Speaker 1: Yeah, but they're going to miss Crowe Goes Wild. Yeah,
52:14
Speaker 1: but that's on demand. You can watch that whenever.
52:16
Speaker 3: What I used to do back in the day is
52:18
Speaker 3: say my wife would want to watch something in bed
52:20
Speaker 3: and I'd go, yeah, okay, great idea, babe. That's great.
52:22
Speaker 3: And I'd jump in the bed and go, oh, just
52:24
Speaker 3: like Mogi, I'm just going to go and get a
52:25
Speaker 3: glass of water and then bugger off down the pub.
52:28
Speaker 1: Down pub. Yeah. Go off down pub.
52:29
Speaker 4: Right, and she never realised.
52:31
Speaker 3: No. I'd smash a few doors because she only ever gets,
52:34
Speaker 3: you know, 20 minutes into the show and falls asleep anyway.
52:36
Speaker 1: Yes, exactly.
52:37
Speaker 3: You know what I mean?
52:38
Speaker 2: Yeah.
52:38
Speaker 3: Yeah, right. Okay.
52:39
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah.
52:40
Speaker 4: The other thing, too, to keep in mind is Anonymous,
52:43
Speaker 4: when you game, if you're gaming a lot, this is
52:45
Speaker 4: actually a common thing with gaming. People are like, I
52:46
Speaker 4: just want to play my thing. But a lot of
52:48
Speaker 4: people do it when they should be doing other stuff.
52:50
Speaker 4: Like you should be helping with kids or helping clean
52:53
Speaker 4: up or blah, blah, blah. Do all that shit first
52:56
Speaker 4: and then go game.
52:57
Speaker 1: Well, it sounds like he's in a flat-in environment. Doesn't it?
53:02
Speaker 1: Although having said that, it was playing with the boys,
53:04
Speaker 1: which these days means it can be online. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah,
53:08
Speaker 1: I don't know. It's tricky, isn't it? Yeah, whatever you do,
53:12
Speaker 1: don't speak up for yourself. Yeah, okay.
53:14
Speaker 3: Or you can just not go home. Oh, yeah. You know,
53:17
Speaker 3: just book an Airbnb or something like that.
53:19
Speaker 1: Yes.
53:20
Speaker 4: And do you say you're going for water?
53:22
Speaker 1: No, no, no. You just don't come home.
53:24
Speaker 3: You just don't come home.
53:25
Speaker 1: Yeah.
53:25
Speaker 4: Yeah.
53:25
Speaker 1: Right, and then you come home at some stage. Well,
53:28
Speaker 1: maybe when she's at work.
53:29
Speaker 3: You might grow to like being away from home. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
53:32
Speaker 1: So when she's at work, you come home, you pack
53:34
Speaker 1: your stuff.
53:34
Speaker 3: And you're off. Have a shower.
53:36
Speaker 4: So your advice is to run away from home.
53:38
Speaker 1: Oh, not run away. Slow, slow job.
53:42
Speaker 2: The Hauraki Big Show. Weekdays from 4 on Radio Hauraki.
53:52
Speaker 3: Well, there you go, you mad bastards. That's the end
53:55
Speaker 3: of the show this Thursday evening. The end of the
53:58
Speaker 3: goat countdown as well. I tell you what, I'm pretty
54:02
Speaker 3: knackered now, actually. That was epic.
54:03
Speaker 4: Yeah, Jase, you did really well during the countdown.
54:05
Speaker 3: Yeah, thanks, man.
54:06
Speaker 4: And that final montage you put together was excellent as well.
54:08
Speaker 3: Yeah, it was great.
54:09
Speaker 1: Really good.
54:10
Speaker 3: I really enjoyed it.
54:11
Speaker 4: I really enjoyed the podcast outro, a.k.a.
54:14
Speaker 1: The disclaimer. Yeah.
54:15
Speaker 4: The new name of our podcast. Here's a clip from
54:18
Speaker 4: today where we discussed my T-shirt.
54:21
Speaker 1: By the way.
54:22
Speaker 4: By the sounds of it. Come on, Jase, talk about
54:25
Speaker 4: my T-shirt.
54:26
Speaker 3: It's very cool, man. What is it, like a douche
54:27
Speaker 3: douche one? A gaming kind of?
54:29
Speaker 4: Just the drag racing one I've won.
54:31
Speaker 3: Oh, yeah, drag racing.
54:31
Speaker 1: Once a week for the last five.
54:34
Speaker 5: This is the thing I was talking about.
54:44
Speaker 4: Oh, Keezy's tired.
54:47
Speaker 1: We're so old to be doing that shit, aren't we?
54:50
Speaker 3: Yeah, we really are.
54:51
Speaker 1: Hey, here's an idea. Don't do it.
54:55
Speaker 4: It's the most juvenile shit, and it's because I was
54:57
Speaker 4: slightly sleepy.
54:58
Speaker 1: It was good stuff.
54:59
Speaker 3: No, you were exhausted.
55:01
Speaker 1: I was.
55:01
Speaker 3: You were very hooded in the eyes. I was. Mogi,
55:05
Speaker 3: your plan tonight, please.
55:07
Speaker 1: Got a couple of families staying with us. They're up
55:09
Speaker 1: from Wellington, so a bit of a full house tonight.
55:11
Speaker 1: Looking forward to seeing those backbones in there. Bit of work.
55:15
Speaker 1: Not work tonight, but that's what I'll be doing. Bit
55:17
Speaker 1: of chit-chat. Yeah, good stuff, mate. Bit of chit-chat.
55:19
Speaker 3: Keezy, probably straight to bed for you. You've had so
55:21
Speaker 3: much to eat today. You've been in a bit of
55:23
Speaker 3: a food coma.
55:24
Speaker 4: I have been in a food coma. I told my
55:26
Speaker 4: wife I don't need dinner tonight.
55:29
Speaker 3: Do you regret that now?
55:30
Speaker 4: No, because I've still got two chicken tenders from Reburger
55:33
Speaker 4: in my car. So I'm going to eat those on
55:37
Speaker 4: the way home, and then that'll be old Keezy done
55:39
Speaker 4: and dusted.
55:40
Speaker 1: Old Keezy. with a couple of fists full of chicken.
55:44
Speaker 1: Fried chicken. Always sucking them on.
55:46
Speaker 3: Yeah, I'll be sucking them.
55:47
Speaker 1: That's how he tenders. That's it.
55:49
Speaker 4: And then we'll watch Outrageous Fortune and then I'll probably
55:51
Speaker 4: go to bed early.
55:52
Speaker 1: Jase, what are you doing? I'm going to get up
55:53
Speaker 1: around midnight.
55:54
Speaker 3: What am I doing?
55:55
Speaker 1: Steamer.
55:56
Speaker 3: What am I doing?
55:57
Speaker 1: I'll see you later, man. I've got to go. Honestly,
56:00
Speaker 1: time's a ticking, man.
56:01
Speaker 3: I'm thinking.
56:02
Speaker 1: No, you're not. No, you're not.
56:03
Speaker 3: Well, I'll probably... Actually, I'll tell you what I might do.
56:06
Speaker 1: This is actually ruining the goat. This has ruined the
56:08
Speaker 1: goat countdown. This has ruined the whole year for me.
56:10
Speaker 3: Oh, no, I can't.
56:11
Speaker 4: Because the thing with the goat is we have all
56:12
Speaker 4: these new listeners, and they stick around.
56:14
Speaker 1: Yeah, I know. And then they realise they've made a mistake.
56:17
Speaker 4: Yeah, this could be good, and it's just Jase going.
56:22
Speaker 4: Oh, don't get upset.
56:24
Speaker 1: I'm sorry, Jase.
56:25
Speaker 4: I was just joking around.
56:26
Speaker 3: No, I'm going to go home, eat some food. Fellas,
56:27
Speaker 3: watch a bit of TV and go to bed, all right?
56:29
Speaker 2: Love you all.
56:30
Speaker 3: Goodbye.
56:31
Speaker 1: See you tomorrow.
56:32
Speaker 4: Bye.
56:34
Speaker 1: Thank you.