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Criminals of Isla Numus - Episode 18 - JarJim's Level Up Arcade · Session Zero Heroes | TTRPG Actual Play Adventures & Improv Storytelling

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>> Skylar: Hello, weary traveler. I'm not sure what
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strange magic must have brought you here, but you have
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stepped into a realm of my creation. A
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ah, sprawling city filled with danger and
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glory and most importantly, lots of
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gold. I call it Isan
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Numis. Who am I, you might ask?
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The name is Jariv, and I'm the patron
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deity of gambling. Long story
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short, this group of idiots, or as
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you may call them, heroes, made a bet with me that
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they had what it took to make a mass trove of gold,
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but left some of the key details
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blank. So I filled them in myself.
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I sent them to this pocket dimension into the
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city I had created with with brand new
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bodies they'd have to attune to. Can these
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fools pass my test? Or will they be trapped
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here forever? So experience
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my world of trials and tribulations and
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join alongside this posse of pitiful
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people, or as I like to call them, the
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criminals of Isan Numis.
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In the criminal justice system, horse based
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offenses are considered especially heinous. In
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Ila Numis, the dedicated lawyers who prosecute these
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vicious felonies are members of an elite squad
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known as the special victim's defendants.
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These are their stories. Dun d
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welcome back everybody to another episode of Criminals of
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Violin Numis where we tell probably
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one of the very rare actual
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play u criminal justice
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u courtroom dramas that exist in this
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world. I don't think there really are any other,
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at least that I've heard of actual plays that have done
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a court case. Actually, that's not true. Adventure Zone did
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one, in their. In their original show at one
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point. And it was. It was kind of more for like a
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plot point, this one. I mean, it's a plot point, but it's pretty
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legit. Like whatever happens to you guys is what
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happens to you guys. More importantly, what happens
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to little Sauce? And as
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reminder, that's where we left off. Was lil sauce
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you had been arrested. This Quinn over there in the corner.
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That's Quinn in the corner. They can't see me. That's
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right. That's Quinn in the
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courtroom. watch it and kiss
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her. No, we're singing two different songs.
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De that good? Don't know. His night song is
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better. Well, I don't know. He's in prison right now. Maybe he's doing the
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kissing. Did I ever tell you guys that I was arrested once? and
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my court case was very underwhelming? Was it? So I
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wonder if this court will be as underwhelming as real court
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was. O. I highly doubt I'm gonna
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do my best to make that not missed our
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jury, selection process, but it
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was the opposite of
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formal. That's right. Join me. Today
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we got Dave. He's playing Machki.
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Cameron to his left playing
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Roick Fatty Lumpkins over in the
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back, playing keto. We got
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Quinn playing as I mentioned before, Lil
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Sauce. And then of course to my right we've
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got Jackson who you don't have your character sheet,
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but he's playing Des. Yeah. You're still playing. He's got
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a digital character sheet today. Yeah, I've lost my paper one.
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Yeah, probably my fault. Actually. I'm gonna be honest with you.
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I'm pretty sure it might be sitting in my. Yeah.
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Storage room somewhere. It's been a minute. It's been a minute since
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we sat down, but we have not forgotten the intense
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craziness of last time that we left off at
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where littleil sauce had been arrested and
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the rest of you had managed to break into
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sort of like a city hall and
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gotten licensure to be lawyers
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and represent your friend in court. You
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guys had ended things
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choosing your jury members. So the ones that
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had been chosen, you had Sprout, who is a halfling.
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He kind of made allusion to he wanted to be
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involved in gang stuff. Willie Wilson
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from he's the owner of Wilson's bait
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bucket. And he mentioned the annual big
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catch competition. But that's about all.
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Felicity Feldar a cat folk
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who didn't really say a whole lot to be honest with youa. You
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have Serafina Nightshade. She's an enchantress
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witch esque type person, who is
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part of the battle waagn races. She mentioned
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that, Ryan equest who is a
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really handsome centaur dude. he definitely does
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not like horse based crimes that both. That irks
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him quite a bit. And last but not least, s Taylor
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Swiftwing who was a female bluebird.
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Eric Hara, who was really excited to get
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to participate in the judicial system as a
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jury member. She was just really stoked. This
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is her first time ever sitting on the jury. She's just really, she's
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really down with this experience. So, yeah, those
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are your jury members. Let's jump back
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into criminals of isa numz.
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All right, so, you guys just finished up, picking their
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jury members and I believe
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at this point everybody would kind of be
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dismissed. Obviously a little sauce would be being
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taken back to the cell. And at
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this point I think they moved you to an actual like cell. Not just
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like a holding sale at the jail.
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At the jail. It's a realil
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holdulen sale. Do I have bedeet?
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No. I should probably take those away. Yeah.
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So you don't hang yourself. Good God, where is that
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going before your
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trial in two days? He's. All he's
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been waiting for is. I wasn't gonna say it,
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but camera would end. Just said it. So,
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Dark. We did kind of reveal that his world
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was not real. I'm glad I said no.
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So he doesn't really have much to live for. Just to
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clarify here. Just to clarify here. It's not that his world is
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not real. It's just his world is not the big world
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he thought it was. He actually has a lot to live for because he was
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promised that if he helps us, he'll be able to go to our world.
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Ascension. We promised him ascension. are we cult leaders? We
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promise him. We have all read
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and or seen Horton Hears a who.
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We're the. Who's any less deserving of
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just living on their. Their flower
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and hanging out and doing their thing on a daily
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basis and anyone else just because they were bigger? a wholeer
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world. See, that's like asking if germs
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deserve to be recognized. Some germs are good.
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And do they deserve to be recognized as people? I
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don't think so. People. But also I think they. There's
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that one Reick and Morty episode where they had the mini world
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inside. Also true. Inside the mini world. Yeah,
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I mean, it was basically the same concept. Yeah. Did those people
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have like. Yeah. Should they have to let. I think it was more of
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the concept, that this world was just created by. For
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no reason other than this guy. This God
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is kind of a bad. Haven't you haven't explored his reasoning
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yet? yeah. He said you lost a bell or something. He won
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bet ha on/Weiss no, but he said
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it's literally just in his pocket. We're nothing
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more than pocket lent to him. To
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him. To him. Yeah.
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Other like, we're not even like. Yeah, I guess, maybe. But,
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you know, where's your kindness of your fellow
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Isa Numis? That one out the window when I met these guys.
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where. Whatever the case, this has been an interesting meet with
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our client. I know what an opening. I'm gonna say that you
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guys, would probably get a preliminary. I mean, it's kind
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of nearing the end of the day. You guys have three
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days until his trial. So you're getting to the end.
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Of the day. You get to meet with your client tonight, and then
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from then on, it's going to cost you time
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in order to meet with your client in the future. So the way I have this set up
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is you have a variety of different options of things that you can
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do with the three days that you have leading up to the trial.
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There are things that can help you to gain an
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advantage, to hinder your opponent,
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so on and so forth. one of the options, of course, is
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a either bail little sauce out or
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meeting little sauce. But every time you do that, it's gonna cost
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you part of that time. Bailing little sauce out
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would get him at your fingertips.
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How much was bale? His bale is a thousand gold
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pieces. Oh, that's not that bad. What if we just ran
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away? Oh, yeah, that's right. What if you just. What? What if we
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just ran away? What if we bailed and then skipped town? You could try.
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Why can't he just pay his own bail with his own money? Yeah, I mean,
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he could. Oh, there we go. Yeah, if that's what you want to do. I had that as an
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option. I had a question. This in character.
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Is there, like, an officer or something I can talk
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to? Bailiff. Yeah, the bailiff is probably
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still there. Cool. A, bailiff. Oh,
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yeah. Well, what can I help you with there? I had
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a question. U. You know, always just pick the
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jury. All right. Yeah. Was
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a lot. Yep. What would happen if, say, a
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juror wasn't able to, you know, uphold their
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jury duty? Like, if they just didn't show up?
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Yeah. O. Then we'd have to grab one of the ones
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that, would let go. How's that
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chosen? U. usually it's whoever's number is
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first. Do we know who's that number is?
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Oh, I sure hope not. You're not supposed
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to. No, it's the order we did it. T. Not
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necessarily. That was kind of just wherever they sat. Could you
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tell me who was ver? Absolutely not. Why? If I gave
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you, like, five gold. Mmm. Rol roll of
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persuasion. 24. Who?
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Serious? I rolled a 19. He's like, you know,
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I keep you fre I'll just tell you. I mean, I could
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tell you. What are you saying? You want to know who's next on the list
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if one wereeah. Because, you know, I'm trying to, as
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a new lawyer, just get the list. I'm trying to be. Oh, yeah, I'll take
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the list. He's, like, looking
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around, and then he goes over to A corner. And he just starts. He just starts,
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like, casually scribbling down on a piece of paper. I'm new to
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this, okay? So shut up. Hey,
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shut up. Give me like three seconds. Yeah, sure. Anyways, I'm gonna talk
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to this wall and I'm gonna just turn and. Hey, hey,
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hey. Stop doing that. You're making us. You're
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making it look so saee. I was gonna talk to my client. There you
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go. That's. Hey, little sauce. Are you gonna pay
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your own bail? Are you just gonna sit in here until
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court? Well, what. Shit. What do you want me to do? Is bail your
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moneyured. Don't you just give your bail
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money? If you pay cash, you get it back
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if you show up to all your. What?
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I can, tell you truthfully. That's not right.
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I did not get my bail money back. I did not.
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Did you pay cash, though, or did you. It was.
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It was cash. We did not get that money back.
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The stateus South Dakota kept that. Ah. Are you gonna do the
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bail or no? Yeah, it's your call. It's your moneyeah.
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Let's do it. Oh, easy. Easy
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peasy. Ah. All right, so just as you're
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deciding that, I just sent you guys the list
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of the order of who would get
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put forth if someone were to not
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show up. And which obviously is, a big no, no. That
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is, I believe, a
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misdemeanor. That's only six people to
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take out. No, the s. Six people you have to take out and
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then six people that would get put back on. No, we just want one of
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our people to get put back on. Yeah, because we need to
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get. That means have to take out every single personly.
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Who would you want on from the people that you havebody other than.
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Who is the first person he rejected? The
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Goliath guy. He was great. Oh, Kale. Kale. Kale
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was great iron. Because Kale. You know
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what he said right off the bat? He said, I love
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it when anyone uses their power to kill
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someone else. They have the right if they best a man in
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combat. So he totally ins
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side with littleil saucea whatever he did because he bested
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a man in combat. No, I didn't.
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I didn't do it. we're your lawyer. Everything here is
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confidential. What do you think, kid from with
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a polar Express? I didn't do it. In
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this judicial system, does the judge still reserve the
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right to overturn the jury's decision?
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You guys have no idea. Because you don't have legitimate
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lawyer license which is part
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of the process. You probably would learn in
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the process. I'll just ask my new buddy. Hey,
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bailiff. yeah. If a judge doesn't
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like a jury's ruling, can he over rulue it?
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not. Not in a case by Jerry,
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no. Oh, he just decides the punishment.
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So the jury says, yeah, he did it
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this, this, and then this. And then the judge says,
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all right, well, in that case, you're going to
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jail for however long or you get the
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distance or whatever. You're very helpful.
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Well, I am. I mean, I serve on the court. It. How long you been
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doing it for? Oh, a good 15 years.
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Wow. Yeah. That's impressive.
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How long have you been practic in law? U. yesterday.
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Wow. Fresh new license, eh? Where'd you
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go to school to? Kept the pass a
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bar. U.
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Balder Gate. Never heard of it.
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Oh, it must be from out of town. Oh, sure,
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I am from out of town. Right where Boulder Skate
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is. Oh, from Baldur'gate Yeah, and they
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got. They've got a law school down there. Baldder'gate
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yeah, one of the best. Wow, that's real
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nifty. Yeah, and I don't know how I ended up with
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this random Kenku as my first client, but here we
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are. Oh, well, u.
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I'm not supposed to say this, but, good luck
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on your first case. I mean, you could say it.
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No, I'm supposed to say completely neutral. Oh,
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unbiad. I mean, that sounds neutral to me.
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It's just like before you go in. Well, I didn't say it
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to the other guy. Well, go say it to the other guy too. That'd be
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weird. I don't care. Just like
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unprovoked. Just walk up to a guy and just say
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goodbyey right before they go in. He's like, good luck.
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That makes sense. Honestly. Sounds a little bit intimidating. Like
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I'm trying to. I'm trying to like, mess with them't do it. I like
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this idea. No, no question. I got a question.
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Yes. So I actually got a T in your shel here and
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a in about 10 minutes. Okay, so
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hypothetically, everybody knows the 28th amendment is
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correct? Oh, of course. Yeah. But for people who
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wouldn't know, how would you describe it? Oh, it's
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basically like a last, attempt at, you know, trying.
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You know, a lot of people, they don't even use it
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because honestly, it's. Some would say
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it's even worse than any punishment the court could deal out
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to you. So a lot of people Just don't even go there.
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Y. What would that entail? You know, this. Well, basically,
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so the jury would find you guilty, and then the judge would
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tell you what your. Your punishment is,
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for the crimes that you've been convicted of. and
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then, you would plead 28. And that's basically
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how that would work and involves
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saying, I plead the 28th. But you
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only do that if you're found guilty. well't want to do
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it if you're innocent. Right? Well, of course you not know. You'd be
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crazy. I mean, you can. You can do
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whatever you want it guess. But, but, like, if someone were,
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say, really, really, really, really guilty and
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there's no way to get them out of it, then pleading
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the 28th is a good idea. Like I said,
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sometimes life in prisons. Even better than what
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pleading the 26 will get you. You know, it really just depends on
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who you are and what you did. I mean, I know a
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28th is. I got it. I would assume everyone
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does. Everyone does, so. Only I
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don't need to tell you what it is. Would. But you
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could. A, desperate man. A desperate man, is
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it? Oh, ablute end of his bedseet. Sure.
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Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Someone
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desperate. That's about the way to describe it. how
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desperate are you, little sauce? I didn't Dr. Let's wait until
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we fail him as a defendant
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before we ask, does he pay bail to you or not to me
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directly? No. And he can take it over to the judgeges s office if
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that's what he wants. What if he's in this cel? He can't do that. Well, he wants to pay
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bail. Oh, all right. Yeah, just take him. Your honor,
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the, the defendant wishes to pay bail.
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Wait, the judge has been here the whole time? Well, I mean, he's
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sitting in his seat filling out paperwork. He's
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a little preoccupied. the judge looks up and he goes, o.
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Okay, you come on over. You can place your
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bail on my desk in front of me. I do that.
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Yeah. I was gonna say, I think they would probably bring it out
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for you from your stuff, because they would have taken, like, all your
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stuff, and then they let
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you place it to just really, like, emphasize the idea that you are doing
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this. You place it on there. He looks at. He
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starts counting really quick, and he's like,
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okay, yeah, everything seems to be in order
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here. are. You are on bail?
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Cool. You are free to, join, your legal
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counsel. Cool. Anyway, I got paperwork to Fill
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out. You have re a fantastic day. You as
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well. And he goes back to filling out some paperwork. Good
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luck. He nods at you. Kind of confused,
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but'a walk away. Well, let's ditch
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this popsicle stand. All right, you
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officially have a, little sauce with you. And
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have officially ruined any plans I had of
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giving some interesting information to lil sauce
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while he was in a prison cell with other convicts. But
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that's okay. You're free for now.
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What do you mean, for now? You guys want to light
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go to casino or something? Sure. You know
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what I really wanted to do? Level
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up. Oh, yeah, we should do here. Yeah, I
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just spen a thousand dollars, though. well, maybe you don't. But, you
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know, I was thinking about it. We need to have our best
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flip forward going into this court case. And how
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else can we do that but with, like, more
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knowledge, more power,
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more. All these books in my
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garage. Yeah,
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exactly. Des. Des just
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gives two thumbs up. So that's what I'm saying. We.
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We level up. We apply
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ourselves, we become greater. Well,
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you know what to do if that's what you want to do. Des nods.
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I mean, the other way that we could put our best foot forward is by
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going to find a nice shoe cobbler. O.
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Oh, he's right. Rightito.
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oh. Okay, we level up.
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Nothing. Nothing happened. Come on. You didn't grab the rocke
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yet. Little sass. Did you hide it in your
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jail pocket? I'shook the rock already.
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You shook it. Yeah, trying needed the work.
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There's someone shaking my rock.
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Hello? Who is this? Stop shaking
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my rock. I'm in bed
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U. We got some people that wanna live below. them. Who is this?
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Oh, little sauce. Oh, hello, little sauce.
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It's been so long. You guys always forget to
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ask me questions every day. He asked you one
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yesterday. Oh, yeah, that's right. The
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28. Did you do it yet?
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No. Hey, you should as your question, ask him what
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it does. But then we can't level
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up. What can we ask you? Today's not a new
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day. First of all, no, it's in. Second of all,
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leveling up is proverbial free. yeah.
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It's not a question, it's a request. It costs
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you money. I'm not gonna say no. Do it.
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Oh, you would like to level up? Yeah. Oh. And
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then all of a sudden,
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everything around you just suddenly disappears. And you
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find yourself suddenly surrounded by
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bright, flashing lights in every direction. Are we all
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here? Yeah. Like the matrix. It's like
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not like the matrix at all. It's exactly like
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the Matrix'right The Matrix would say
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it's like the training room in the Matrix,
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which is a blank white room.
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No, it's not like that at all. It is. Yeah. The blank
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room that SpongeBob and Patrick take when they break the time
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machine. Yeah. No, it's not
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like that at all. No. Instead.
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Wait, can we keep naming things that not.
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No, that's exhausting. your characters
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obviously wouldn't be able to understand this description, but
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all of you understand this description. It is
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like standing in the dead center of
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a massive arcade.
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Everywhere around you are various games
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and, competitive activities that you would typically
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see in an arcade. Whoa. We wanted to
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level up. Why'we show up in an arcade? Welcome.
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Welcome to Jar
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Gyms Level Up Arcade.
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Here you can buy tokens which
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can be used to play one of the various
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popular arcade games and leads
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you to a specific direction in leveling
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up. You can get either large or small
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tokens. They correlate to the
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various prizes you can receive as far
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as leveling up goes. So if you
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want something really cool, like
20:50
class abilities. This is a little bit meta, but it is what
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it is. Then you might want to get a large
20:56
token. But if you are more interested in
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skill proficiencies, language
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capable, speaking of languages, etcetera,
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you can just get a small token. But you can still
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play any of the same games with either of these
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tokens. It's just, what, what
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prize you're hoping to gain. It's like big prizes or,
21:16
or regular prizes. And each
21:18
game revolves around a different class. So for
21:21
instance, the hammer and bell game, and he points over and you see
21:24
this. It'a classic big tall game
21:27
where there's lights that shoot straight up, there's a little bell at
21:30
the bottom, and then there's a little platform that kind of sticks out from
21:33
it. And next to the game is a big old hammer. And
21:36
obviously for those of you listening or those of
21:39
you sitting around me right now would know that the hammer and bell game, you
21:42
slam down the hammer onto the little platform, shooting the bell
21:45
up towards the, secondary. Actually it's more of like a,
21:48
a metal piece, I don't know. And it hits the bell,
21:51
which is up at the top of the game. But I digress. The harder you hit the thing,
21:54
the further up it goes. It's kind of a test of strength. so
21:57
if you want something within the barbarian class,
22:00
you'll hit the hammer and bell game. On the
22:03
other hand, there's another element to all this. No
22:06
matter what you do and which token you use and which game
22:08
you play. You'll get tickets and the
22:11
tickets can be used to get various
22:14
prizes over at my ticket booth.
22:17
Ooo.
22:19
So step right up to the to
22:22
token machine. Yes, of course.
22:26
Large tokens are 500 gold
22:28
pieces each. Small
22:31
tokens are half that price.
22:33
250 gold pieces each. Which would you like
22:36
there is that value change the more I get?
22:39
No, not currently. I would like
22:42
to buy eight large tokens.
22:46
Can I have more large tokens myself? Just
22:48
to clarify, within each game, like I mean I
22:51
basically took an ent like let's say you level up, right? I
22:54
took anything that you could gain from a level up and turn
22:57
it into one singular thing each. So when you level
23:00
up you might gain health, right? That's one of the.
23:03
You do. Every time you level up you gain more health
23:06
points. That's something you might win for a
23:09
500 piecec. Oh yeah, because you broke everything
23:12
up into chunks. So you don't like get a full level
23:15
up right Bit. Yeah. I would like to
23:17
buy one big Al right here's a
23:20
big. The machine just sucks coins out of your
23:23
bag of coins
23:26
and spits out one big
23:29
coin. And it's like
23:31
literally big. Like you hold it and it's like
23:34
picking up a plate. But it's a big giant
23:37
gold arcade coin. Of course it's got Jar Jim's
23:40
face on it and he's doing like a big thumbs
23:42
up. So you have one large
23:45
token. So like what if
23:48
you roll something that you can't even
23:51
obtain in your class, like a spell?
23:54
Yeah, so u For
23:57
instance, let's say you have a large prize,
24:00
token and you put it into a game, you play it and you
24:03
receive. One of the options is that you would receive
24:05
a spell slot. But if you are not a spellcaster you cannot
24:08
receive that prize. So you would roll again. Okay,
24:11
so everything's on a table and you're rolling on that
24:14
table to see what it is that you get. Now you of
24:17
course if you play a barbarian game, you're
24:20
not going to win probably a spell slot because
24:23
barbarians typically don't wouldn't have a spell
24:26
slot unless they're multi classassing. Unless you were to
24:28
gain a level as that class, which is one of the options that
24:31
you just gain a full level. That's like the Nat20
24:34
option. That's kind of rad actually. So it's
24:37
either we use a
24:39
token to. Yeah, I'm confused about tickets.
24:42
Random machine. The tickets you always get so
24:45
no matter what you receive in the game that you
24:48
play, your role will give you tickets. So if we use
24:51
a token, we can either just do it in
24:54
a random machine, which is a full
24:57
D20 random effect, or we can
25:00
go to a class specific machine. Correct? Yep. There's
25:03
a couple of games that will just kind of
25:05
net anything. Right. So like for instance, the Wheel
25:08
of Mystery lets you roll any
25:11
skill that you have and then based on what
25:14
you roll, you will get a prize
25:17
that's kind of just random. It could come from like any class.
25:20
It could be any you benefit or whatever. Whereas for
25:23
instance, like the barbarian, the prizes can be a
25:26
barbarian level, maybe a plus one to your
25:28
ability to ca or do rage. there's
25:31
different feats that you could earn, so on and so forth.
25:34
So it's very specific to the class
25:37
itself. Is anyone else purchasing any
25:40
tokens? I would like to buy
25:44
four tokens. Four
25:46
tokens and all of a sudden money start
25:49
to out of your money
25:52
bag and into the machine and out pops
25:58
four big giant tokens. And they're kind of, no, they're
26:01
actually not heavy because if you ever pick up like one of those
26:04
arcade coins, they do feel like oddly lighter.
26:06
Not like plastic, but just like a really thin metal compared
26:09
to other coins. I'll take, checks
26:12
change. Three tokens. Three
26:15
tokens, that's thousand five hundred gold. You
26:18
want large tokens? Is that what you. Just to clarify,
26:21
yeah. All right. One thousand hundred gold.
26:25
M.
26:29
You get three large tokens.
26:31
Anybody else? I want four large
26:34
tokens.
26:40
All right, so that's everybody. He's keto.
26:43
I want more tokens. I'm
26:46
weak. Do I look like a charity
26:49
case? Yes,
26:52
I suppose. You help me win the race one way or
26:55
another. You chuck something at that child. So. All right,
26:58
you get out there and have some fun. And he wants
27:00
me dead. He's on the. He's still out
27:03
there. We walked him on the jury.
27:06
But he remembers me. I will give him
27:09
1000 gold. Yes. Dang.
27:12
That's two tokens. I'm buying four small
27:14
tokens. Interesting.
27:22
You get four smaller tokens there. They could
27:25
fit in your. The palm, your hand. I don't know what these will.
27:27
I'll expect that paid in full with interest. I
27:30
mean, I don't know what these things do. You might be able
27:33
to one as well. I just wanted to see what the small ones
27:36
will do because everyone else bought big ones too.
27:39
And so the large tokens are the large PR prices. Correct.
27:42
Eats. Gotcha. M. I'got big plans for these
27:45
babies. I'm gonna let it all ride on
27:48
the wheel of miss. You're just gonna be whatever the
27:50
game turns out. That's actually a really fun way to. So
27:53
it says plus one, any level. What does that mean?
27:56
Any class? Any class level. A level in
27:59
any class. How do these randomly work? Do
28:02
you have like a system in your.
28:05
Like when I roll a dice, do you have like the number
28:08
range for each game? Yeah, well no, no,
28:11
no, not for each game. There's the large prize
28:13
possibilities table up above and then from within
28:16
that I can say oh, he rolled a 16 to
28:19
17. That's a respective class feature. Or
28:22
you're starting the multi class. So I would go down to the game
28:25
that you played and say, oh, it's the barbarian game. So you're going
28:28
toa get one of the features that's listed or
28:31
you're going toa start multi classassing and it's kind of your choice at
28:34
that point. Does it range above 20?
28:37
Since it says roll any skill, the prize
28:40
possibility does not range above 20. But the amount
28:43
of tickets you can win I believe does. Yes it
28:46
does. I got four tokens. I'm gonna try and
28:49
level up four times. How? I don't know.
28:52
We all want to know. That would be
28:55
insane. It's a total,
28:58
right? Like a total of the roll. So
29:01
if I play the Ranger game and I just,
29:04
I roll really well. Yeah, right. I,
29:07
I can roll for my nature is
29:10
plus 5. So like for instance
29:13
Ranger you would roll animal handling, athletics, nature
29:16
or survival. And you're playing either down the
29:19
deity or hoops. Are the two games
29:22
for that? And then there's a slight
29:24
difference between the two of them. But yeah, I mean, yeah, if
29:27
you manage to roll really well. I was goingna use the
29:30
tickets to buy magic arbit
29:33
effects. Which do what? I don't
29:36
know, magical thingss. Yeah, the tickets
29:39
allow you guys to buy. There's a, I
29:42
mean literally anything that you could buy. In D and
29:44
D there's so many different magic
29:47
items. There's things you can wear,
29:50
potions, other things. Like
29:53
it's a huge list. This is a really big. I
29:56
wish I had a computer to look at all of this. I know, it is quite a
29:59
bit. There's a lot. It's hurtting my brain. Well, would
30:02
anyone like to step up to a particular game and get
30:04
things started? Yeah, I'll go first.
30:07
All right. What would you like to play? That little
30:10
sauce? let's do the ring toss. One
30:13
for the wizards. Oh, the one
30:16
ring toss. Yes.
30:19
All right, Place your
30:21
token inside the game. And this is a large
30:24
token, alright? M Okay, so you place your large token
30:27
into the game and all of a sudden things start to light
30:30
up and go crazy. It
30:33
dispenses a number of rings to you. I need
30:36
you to roll either Arcana
30:39
or medicine random. Ro. Arcana.
30:41
Arcana. Okay, 22. Are you serious at
30:44
22? Yeah. Oh, all right. Well, you just
30:47
won a level in wizard Love. Love.
30:50
You just leveled up your wizard. The machine also lights
30:53
up and starts spitting out tickets and you
30:56
get
30:59
1,000 130050 tickets. Wait,
31:01
so which machine did you use? He used the
31:04
one ring toss. So that gives you all the benefits of that
31:07
level? Yeah, the one ring
31:10
fatty. It'the Lord of the Rings reference. And
31:13
you didn't even care. I did, but I just think
31:16
he's busy looking at other thing. I'm over here just
31:19
going like, what the heck? I did that for you, man.
31:21
Yeah, I had. I heard it and there was like
31:24
an internal twitch. I'm like, I did it because
31:27
I love you. I hate
31:30
you.
31:46
Oh, congratulations. L.
31:49
A whole level in wizard, that's gonna mean new
31:52
spells and all sorts of cool benefits.
31:54
Congratulations. Maybe it'll help you
31:57
not get thrown in prison for the rest of your
32:00
life. Or hell, maybe you'll get thrown in the prison for
32:03
the rest of your life. As a slightly higher level
32:06
wizard, can you pick up the lock the knock spell?
32:09
Cause you could just like get out of prison.
32:12
Oh yeah. See, now he's thinking with his
32:15
noggin over here. Speaking of which,
32:18
would you like to play a game there, Des?
32:20
Des jumps up and down, waves his hands and points at the.
32:23
Hit the deity. Hit the deity. O.
32:27
I think it'd be really funny if Jar Jim got
32:30
upset with him not being able to speak. So whenever we're in this
32:33
arcade, he can just actually speak. Norl, he actually. He's
32:36
like automatically. He has a voice that. That would be
32:38
funny. Great. All right, man, I'm tired of you not
32:41
talking. So, the game
32:44
itself actually has. So it's basically the clown
32:47
game where you're throwing the baseballs at the little clown. Things
32:49
suck. And ironically the clowns
32:52
instead of clowns, it is little Jar Gems
32:55
that you're throwing at. And he goes, ah,
32:58
yes. I thought it was ironic.
33:01
See, I'm a deity of good humor, so I
33:03
know that it's fine that you know kind of jest about
33:06
yourself. All right, Des, are you going to be Roling
33:09
animal handling, athletics, nature
33:12
or survival? Des things for a
33:15
second on how to answer that
33:18
non verbally. And he just kn.
33:20
Oh, nature, you say?
33:23
Well, go right ahead. 18.
33:26
18. Okay. Your machine, once you, throw
33:29
a bunch of balls, hitting down these little
33:32
figures of Jar Gym, knocking them over,
33:35
and then they reset after a couple of seconds and you hit
33:38
some more, doing a pretty good job honestly, across the board.
33:41
So 18 to 19, you get a strength increase
33:44
a strength, your strength goes up by one.
33:47
Okay. the machine awards you with
33:49
800 tickets. Okay.
33:52
And as mentioned, those can be spent at the prize booth.
33:55
Once you're all done, you can put them all together and get something
33:58
really big. You could keep them all for yourself and get a
34:01
few smaller items. Maybe you just get
34:03
somemy. Some little plastic army ma.
34:06
Maybe you get a few pieces of Tootsie Rolls.
34:09
I'm gonna get a bunch of plastic ary men and then show up to
34:12
the warhammer tournament with him.
34:15
you might be able to pass at the bolt action tournament.
34:17
Anyone else? Who else wants to play a game?
34:20
And Jar Jim's Level up
34:22
arcade, we've had some pretty impressive
34:25
successes so far. No low rollers
34:28
yet. Inna
34:31
spin the wheel. oa. We've got a wrist.
34:34
Take her over here. He'snna spin the wheel.
34:37
Is that. Are you going toa do that with a large pro?
34:39
Small T o I'DOING an all four in this wheel. So for
34:42
those that, want a description again, this is like any
34:45
arcade you go to, they have that fishing. It's like the big
34:48
bass fishing or something like that, where it's just a
34:51
giant wheel with a lever. And you pull the lever and then the wheel
34:54
starts to spin. Just like on, prices. Prices. Right. Yes.
34:57
Thank you. And it just has different options
35:00
depending on your spin. So go ahead
35:03
and'spinning. And it says, roll any skill. Yeah, I'm rolling
35:06
acrobatics. Acrobatics. Okay.
35:11
No whammies. No whammies. Oh, 11.
35:14
11, oh, 11. And that's
35:17
on a small prize. A little. A
35:20
little thing pops out, like a little,
35:22
plastic, prize container. I point at
35:25
it. It's your prize.
35:28
Edible? Absolutely.
35:30
Okay. I eat it. Wait, the whole thing
35:34
withit, the plastic and everything got plastic around
35:37
it. The cartridge is plastic. It's like when. Yeah. I put it in
35:40
my mouth and realize, oh, sorry. I meant what was ins.
35:43
I'm so sorry. My
35:46
sincerest apology. Someone needs to, like, hit my
35:48
back. Yeah, I just. Wham.
35:51
Jge him slaps your back I open
35:54
it. All right? Inside is a
35:56
little devil fruit. I don't care. I eat
35:59
it. Yeah, okay. You pop that in your mouth wrapper and all.
36:02
And yeah, sure. All of a sudden you start sp.
36:05
And then I cough again. And the wrapper fly. Popff flies
36:08
out. And the first words that come out of your
36:10
mouth are
36:12
Italian.
36:15
Oh, that was a spicy meat bo. That was a
36:18
very good chocate. Oh,
36:20
no. But all of this coming out, I don't
36:23
think, maybe one of you might. I don't know. But
36:26
language do us you dracon comes out in
36:29
halfling. Oh,
36:32
tired
36:34
of that was
36:37
worst. Was the worst taste and tater
36:40
I've ever see. The prizes are always good at
36:42
Jargin's level up. I spin
36:45
again. Wait, y tickets haven't come out.
36:48
26. Wait, no, wait.
36:51
I'was wrong. Sorry, sorry. That's a
36:54
28. Okay, well, first of all, 100 tickets come
36:56
out for your 11. Well, that's 100
36:59
more. Yep, there you go.
37:14
28. You gain proficiency in
37:17
strength saving throws. Whoa, whoa. That's
37:20
pretty good. Yeah, that's a good one. And then with a 28, you're
37:23
gonna get 1,300 tickets.
37:26
Wow. I spin again. Now,
37:29
just wait by. Wait. Just to clarify, 28
37:32
and in a large thing would have given him 2, 500
37:34
tickets. Just saying. Anyway, what'd you roll? 12.
37:37
12. Oh, this is probably gonna be. Is that the
37:40
same 11.3Z. So it's gonna be
37:43
appealing. Yes. Yes.
37:46
I went from not being able to read and write to being
37:49
able to read and write everything.
37:52
Oh, you can speak Elvish o
37:55
Adri. Well, I know what language
37:58
I'm never gonna speak. Oh, my word.
38:01
This is actually great because I'm never gonna speak it.
38:04
But now I know Elvis slurs to call them.
38:07
No. And I know if they're talking about me behind
38:10
my back. you also get 150 tickets. And the best
38:13
part about this is I didn't have to go through the grueling process
38:16
of learning Elvis from a stupid elf. That's a good
38:18
point. That's a good point. Just to clarify for those, that
38:21
may have forgotten or weren't aware
38:24
before you guys all got transported to Isa Numis.
38:27
Roick was a dwarf who did not
38:30
like elves who Keto was enough. Which is why
38:33
they had a very big rivalry. Intense rivalry.
38:36
But since then, Ro's kind of forgotten Keto was an
38:38
elf. Keto forgot he was an elf.
38:42
Keto's a real roll with the flow kind of.
38:45
Okay,
38:48
I rolled a 17 for my last
38:50
17. Okay, what is the maximum
38:53
armor proficiency you have? Probably light, right?
38:56
Because you're. Yeah, just light. All right, well, now you can have.
38:59
Have medium. You and that. Medium. Oh, that's sick.
39:02
Oh, my. The world of armor just opened up
39:05
for me. you got
39:08
400 tickets. Okay. Did you think I was done?
39:11
I was pretty sure you had one more, didn't you? No, that was all four, but I
39:14
still have four large. Oh, well, all right, go
39:17
ahead.
39:22
18. You get plus one. Two.
39:25
Yours is not specified. So roll a,
39:27
D6. I'll let you do it.
39:30
Two. Two. So that's what, dexterity?
39:33
Yeah. Oh, plus one. Oh, I got to
39:35
20. Let's go.
39:39
Things are going well for Roick in the weirdest way.
39:42
Like, everybody else is like, dude, I got a whole plus one level. And
39:45
he's like, I got manium maror, provisions, lease.
39:48
It's like everything. It's like all the niche things
39:51
I've been looking for for this. Hey, you know what?
39:53
Oh, and then, you had a 8. 18.
39:56
18 gets you 800 tickets. Ye. just the
39:59
other day, Mac, you heard Roick saying, I
40:02
wish I knew just the perfect word to call
40:05
this stupid. L. Stupid. L can't
40:08
stand that guy. Roric
40:11
is going to grab all his tickets and he's go goingna
40:13
run over to the booth and he's going toa start
40:16
looking. You don't have to worry. I pausing
40:19
my. Yeah, okay. Other players can have some fun. All right, who
40:22
would like to go? Oh, I see Fadykins is excited. What are you
40:25
doing? Ready to go. He's got eight large
40:28
tokens burning a hole. Good God, that's so
40:30
many. I did see him walk away with
40:33
a very profitable set of tickets. Plus, you
40:36
don't have to choose. That's the best part. Are you gonna stick
40:39
with the wheel? Are you gonna go for some. I'm gonna diversify. I'm
40:42
gonna, with. But wait, wait. But with the wheel, are you gonna go to a
40:45
different class? No. Yeah, I'm gonna go to the
40:48
fighter section of the arcade. I'm gonna go
40:51
play Fruit Ninja or Slashing
40:54
Samurai. That's. Thank you. Flashing
40:56
Samurai, which is, in front of you, there's a. It's
40:59
like a little theater box. And like, kind of like
41:02
you'd see the little marionette dolls in. And as you
41:05
put your large token in, all of a sudden you just
41:08
hear. And every time you hear this
41:11
sound, suddenly a piece of fruit kind of flies by and there's A
41:14
pair of katanas that are sitting there. So you pick up the
41:17
katana and you just start slashing at these
41:19
fruits. What'you roll? Athletics.
41:22
All right. 18. 18. Al
41:25
right. So you are gonna gain a bonus
41:28
in strength. So your strength goes up by
41:31
plus one. 800
41:34
tickets. Whoa. Well, let's
41:36
roll again. Same game. Same game.
41:39
Po. Po. Fruits are com at. That would be a
41:42
7. a 7. O. We haven't de one
41:45
that low yet. Let's see what happens. you're going to
41:48
gain a feat. So, there's
41:51
actually several different feats in there. I can
41:54
roll one at random. 6. You get the
41:57
slasher feet. Sweet.
42:03
I'll have to learn what that does later. I can. I can tell you
42:06
I got it right here. So you increase your strength or
42:09
dexterity plus one. So that could put you on an 18.
42:12
If you choose to do that once, per turn. When you hit a
42:15
creature with an attack that deals slashing damage, you can reduce the
42:18
speed of the target by 10ft till the start of your
42:21
next turn. And when you score a critical hit
42:24
that deals slashing damage to a creature, you
42:27
grievously. Grievously. Grievously. General
42:29
Gr. Yes. General. Grievously. Wound it
42:32
until the start of your next turn. The target has
42:35
disadvantage on attackack rolls. You like for
42:37
slice open their arm or their legs. Ble pair
42:40
very well with my glade. Indeed. And that's
42:43
for a seven. No less. four. Seven. You get 200
42:46
tickets. Ah. that's. That's the downside of
42:49
things. Yeah. The. All the prizes you get
42:51
are pretty worthwhile. But m.
42:54
Sometimes the tickets are not. Yes. You continue ins the same
42:57
game. Yes. Go for it. Goill. I get
43:00
something cool. Don't stop. New
43:03
u something. It is a 17.
43:06
All right. You get a respective class
43:08
feature. You gained a fighting
43:11
style. Oh, that's pretty good.
43:14
So your fighting style probably is
43:17
protection. So you have the. I don't think you've
43:20
used it once, which is funny. You have another one.
43:23
Okay, I will have to look into that. And my
43:26
tickets, please.
43:29
18 puts you at 800 tickets. Oh,
43:32
another 800. Another 800. Okay, I'm gonna
43:35
do. He's taking
43:38
one more. he's getting really good
43:40
at this slashing samurai game.
43:43
19:19us. Oh,
43:46
24. Holy cow. Well, that's a plus one level in
43:49
fighter. And with 24, you're getting
43:52
thousand hundred tickets. Dang, that's
43:55
a lot of tickets. And you gotta know when to hold them and
43:58
know when to fold them and I know neither of them so I immediately
44:01
put in another token. You're just like
44:04
dripping with fruit juices from slashing
44:07
all these fruits. Oh no.
44:10
Is it a onee? Ah, yeah. Should have folded them.
44:13
But do you add to it still? Add to ye. So
44:16
that'll be a seven. Oh wow. That's still pretty good.
44:19
Yeah. A feet. Another one.
44:21
One which is Charger. The Charger feat.
44:24
when you use your dash Action. Your Action
44:27
2 dash. You can use a bonus action to make
44:30
one melee weapon attack or
44:33
to shove a creature. If you move at least
44:36
10ft in a straight line immediately before taking
44:39
this bonus action, you either gain a
44:42
5 bonus to the attack damage roll. If you
44:45
choose to make a melee attack and you hit or you push the
44:47
target up to 10ft away from you if you choose to
44:50
shove and you succeed. I that's pretty cool. My Minotaur
44:53
Helme I was gonna say that does go well with your
44:56
minotaur. Holy crap. That's a. That's a really nice
44:59
combo right there. See? Blessings in disguise. You roll
45:01
badly, you still get some. Even the large prizes. A low
45:04
roll is not so shy. Was garbage. Let
45:07
me try. Well, just to clarify. Out of the way. Oh,
45:10
he does only get what is a seven. So 200 tickets. That's the
45:13
down. That'd be the down. Them out of
45:16
way. I put a token in. I say let me add that
45:19
fruit. You start swinging a sword bigger than you
45:21
are. 23. a what? All right.
45:24
Well, you are gaining a fighter level
45:27
unexpectedly. Sure enough, the slashing
45:29
youash machine all worked up in my
45:32
favor. That wasnna be my role. Flexing
45:35
atam. Oh yeah. Feel feel
45:38
the power. and then you're getting 1,003
45:41
50 tickets. Do you push him back? I'm gonna push
45:44
him back. Out of the way. Out of the way. I
45:46
roll a strength
45:49
contest. All right. With my athletic. I
45:52
don't know how to do that. This rolls. Yeah. I roll plus
45:55
athletics 13. I roll destroyed
45:58
12. But I don't have any add on. Oh, it's a tough fight
46:01
but sure enough Keto is able to push you out of the way and
46:03
slides a token in. I do the classic
46:06
angry fist that your guys arms
46:09
are so sore right now. I'm gonna put my
46:12
name on that high score. Oh yeah. The
46:15
whole arcade is completely blank. Every time you guys play a game,
46:18
no matter how poor it is, you guys get your name on the leaderboard.
46:21
Oh man. U 10.
46:24
1010 is gonna get you
46:26
another feat. I think we're 1, 2, 3,
46:29
4. We're down to a 4. We only have 4ft left.
46:32
You get polearm masters. Yes, that's what you needed.
46:35
That's what he needed to become legit. To finally
46:38
use his glaze the way he's been using it illegally,
46:41
legally. So this says, you gain the
46:44
falling benefits when you take the attack action and
46:47
attack with only a glaive Halberd quarter
46:50
st or spear. You can use a bonus action to make a melee
46:53
attack with the opposite end of the weapon.
46:56
The attackak uses the same ability modifier as a primary attack.
46:59
The weapon s damage die for. This is a D4 and it deals leggeoning
47:01
damage. So basically you can stab with whatever the
47:04
weapon is and then you can kind of flip it and donnk
47:07
somebody while you're wielding a glaive
47:10
Halberd pike, quarterst staff or spear. Wow. The pike
47:13
is added to this section but not the other one. Other
47:16
creatures provoke an opportunity attack from you when they
47:18
enter the reach you have with that weapon, which I believe is
47:21
10ft. So if they're just out of range of
47:24
you, you wouldn't have to get within melee range of them
47:27
for them to, you know, to be able to reach them and then
47:30
also them to cause opportunity attacks. I think that's supposed to
47:33
pairall well with the echo. Sure. I don't know, I need
47:36
looking, but Tickets. Yes. Can't be that great.
47:39
350 tickets. O okay. I've
47:42
got two more tokens. He's got two more. We're down to his last two. Let hm him
47:45
go. Let him go. Here he goes. Here he goes.
47:47
Oh, 24.
47:50
24 is gonna get you another fighter
47:52
level. So there's a level up there and then a
47:55
24 is gonna get you 15, 500
47:58
tickets. That'd actually be like a 20s.
48:00
26. 26. 26. That is an
48:03
even 2,000 ticket. Nicely done. He's
48:06
down to his last ton. He's feeling pretty
48:09
confident, but the game has been getting gradually and gradually
48:12
harder. I want the Nat20 high
48:14
score. Another one.
48:18
What does that put you at a total of seven.
48:20
Another eight. Eight. So probably another
48:23
feat. It's. It's another.
48:26
Yes. Hey, it's gonna have the full set.
48:29
So what are the dual wielder feet? Wow, that's really
48:32
not gonna come in with the. Not with a glaive,
48:34
but I mean at least he's a, he's a
48:37
versatile fighter. Like so dual wielder says you Gain
48:40
a plus one to ac. When you're wielding a separate melee
48:43
weapon in each hand, you can use two weapon fighting
48:46
even when the one handed melee weapon you are
48:48
wielding isn't doesn't have the light
48:51
property. And you can draw or stow
48:54
two one handed weapons when you would normally be able to draw or stow
48:57
only one. Yeah, that one's actually quite useless for me. Yeah.
49:00
But hey, some circumst is gonna come up
49:03
where you got two short swords or
49:06
something and you don't have your polearm. Maybe it got brog, maybe it
49:09
got dropped, I don't know. And you're like I got nothing left. I gotta pull
49:12
out these two swords. You can do that. And so
49:15
on and so forth. And the tickets? Ah,
49:18
250 tickets. So we jump over to
49:20
Mai Maki. You are playing
49:23
the ski ball of
49:25
sorcery. Well
49:27
Marki. Yes. You're gonna gonna boost up
49:30
your sorcery skills sticking to the
49:33
class that you're already in. Nothing wrong with
49:36
that. Nothing wrong with that. Yes. She
49:39
one large token you it rolls into the
49:42
machine and as it does a series of
49:45
balls roll down to the thing to the side of
49:47
the machine and you pick them up and you are ready
49:50
to roll. Let's give it a whirl.
49:54
Rolling Arcana. okay. Yes, yes.
50:01
That is automatically a sorcerer left
50:04
level. Bing bing bing bing bing bing.
50:08
out of curiosity, if you added your arcana
50:11
to that nat 20, what would you have? 24.
50:14
24. So that is 1500 tickets as
50:17
well to go along with your wonderful
50:20
sorcery level. Well we got a big one
50:23
over here. Well done. congratulations.
50:26
That was an incredible. You like nailed every ball
50:28
into the like 2000 pointers in the corner.
50:31
Hey, I'm pretty good at this. You. I'm pretty good at
50:34
this. Are you gonna play
50:35
again's? Let's give it
50:38
another whirl. You plop in another token
50:41
and more balls come
50:44
to ready to be rolled. that's gonna be an
50:47
added 20. That's another sorcery
50:49
level. What? But it's only a thousand tickets
50:52
this time. Which I mean that's nothing to, that's
50:55
nothing to laugh at. Jarjim's like eyes are like popping
50:58
out of his head. This is unheard
51:01
of. Leans over to like a little assistant dude who
51:03
looks like more of a Santa Claus esque elf and he's
51:06
like quick, go rig the machine to increase the
51:09
price of the tokens. They've
51:12
gone too far. So what's I'm trying To see what
51:15
the difference is between these two
51:18
Sorcerer games. there is a. I think it might just be
51:21
the feats. Yeah, the options for feats
51:24
are different and that would also go for a little bit of
51:27
the small priceize stuff. A monkey's gonna let
51:30
his hands cool off. That's a good idea. And walk
51:32
over to the Plinko machine and put in his last
51:35
large token. Sounds good. That's the other Sorcerer
51:38
game. Alright. I'm gonna. I'm trying to get a feat here.
51:41
So I'm gonna roll this dice. That doesn't do
51:44
well. We all know that
51:47
dice. Usually we put them in jail. Yep. And it
51:50
rolled six. So I guess we have 10. All right,
51:53
10 total get gets you a
51:56
feet. All right, so we got
51:58
1, 2, 3, 4 options
52:01
in here for feats. Let's see what comes
52:04
out too. So that is Elemental
52:06
adept is the feat you
52:09
receive. So Dave, with elemental,
52:12
Adept, when you gain this feet, choose one of the following damage types.
52:15
Acid, cold fire, lightning or
52:17
thunder spells. U cast ignore
52:20
resistance to damage of that type. And in addition,
52:23
when you roll damage for a spell you cast that
52:26
deals damage of that type, you can treat any
52:28
one on a damage die as a
52:31
two. So I guess every time you'd
52:34
roll like if you roll multiple dice, anything that lands on a one becomes
52:37
a two. So you're getting a little bit of extra damage. And it says
52:40
you can take the feet multiple times, adding
52:43
on different types of damage along the way.
52:46
Wow. All right, who's left? Who's still got
52:49
tokens? Desaz raises his hand and he jumps
52:52
up and down and points to the barbarian Hammer slammer.
52:54
Oh, you're gonna take some barbarian, eh?
52:58
Nods Al right, you're
53:01
doing the hammer game or I'm doing the Hammer slammermmer
53:04
slamr. Algh. So you only get one option. It's
53:07
rolling athletics. Okay,
53:10
let's see how I can do that, bud. Please. I want three levels
53:13
of barbarian so bad. Dang it. U that is
53:16
a 8. 8.
53:18
8 is going to do a feat which
53:21
actually is not bad. That's actually pret good. 1, 2, 3,
53:24
4, 46, 7, 8, 9 options. I'm gonna
53:27
roll the D10. If I roll the 10.
53:30
Nope, it's a 9. that is the tough feet.
53:33
Okay. I got tough feet, man.
53:36
My feet finder. Do not suffer
53:38
exhaustion. The tough feet says, your hit point
53:41
maximum increases by an amount equal to twice your level
53:44
when you gain this feat. Whenever you gain a level thereafter,
53:47
your hit pointx maximum Increases by an additional
53:50
two hit points. Twice my level. Yeah. So
53:53
I get six hit points. Yeah. And then
53:56
from this point forward, you'll get.
53:59
What did it say? An additional to every level. So
54:02
you got 250 tickets. Okay. And I'm going
54:04
to do it two more times. Two more times.
54:08
19. 19. So that is a
54:11
strength increase. So your strength goes up
54:14
by plus one. Okay. And then a 19 gets
54:17
you 900 tickets. So 1950.
54:20
And then for your last roll, as you approach
54:23
the hammer slammer and you
54:26
lean that hammer all the way back and then you
54:29
swing forward, slamming it down onto the plate.
54:31
Darn. That is a 13.
54:34
13. Your proficiency bonus goes
54:37
up. Yeah. So that would increase all your skill. So this goes
54:40
upus three. I'm really strong now, guys. Proficiency
54:43
plus three. And then of course, with
54:46
a 13, you're getting
54:48
500 tickets. Woo. All right, KTO,
54:51
you still have tokens left? Five.
54:54
How many tickets did I get on that last one?
54:57
350. Guys, if we
55:00
pull all of our tickets together, we could
55:03
find a Wand of Fireball. And I
55:06
would encourage you to check out the ticket thing when we jump
55:09
over. I do know how I want to spend my tickets. Oh,
55:12
you're all set. I'm setd. Does anyone have any last token?
55:15
I have two tokens left. Two tokens left. Okay, we'll do those real quick.
55:18
And then, yeah, I'll jump right over to Jackson.
55:20
Roick points at Jar Jim. He says,
55:23
you what me?
55:26
What? And he points. Dance off.
55:29
Oh, dance off. Which is
55:32
a bard. It is a bard game.
55:34
And sure enough, there are two platforms. And then in
55:37
front of them is, I don't know, there's just like a band.
55:40
It's just a little tiny, like little, little
55:43
tiny people banned inside of this little
55:46
theater. Actually, it's like a bunch of, marionette dolls
55:49
that have a bunch of little instruments. They just start playing
55:52
music. And the tiles below you start to
55:54
light up. And you obviously have to step on them as they light
55:57
up. All right, you're rolling. Any charisma?
56:00
Skill
56:03
23.
56:08
He does not play very well. Yes. Just
56:11
swip the floor. All right, you gain a level in
56:14
Bard. Let's go.
56:17
And with a 23, you're gonna get
56:19
1,350 tickets.
56:22
Wow. I wiped the sweat off my face
56:25
with his shirt. Hey, what the heck? All right,
56:28
I invite you guys to my argum, Right? What's
56:31
the best game you got here? What's the best game
56:33
I've got here? Well,
56:36
that's Tough to say, but gosh darn it
56:39
if I don't have a hell of a lot of fun on Jar
56:41
Jim'take the wheel game. And you look
56:44
over, he's pointing at a game and it's just two
56:48
fake horses on. On
56:50
like platforms. And then in front of you is
56:53
like. It's just. Instead of screens, it's always
56:56
just little like marionette theaters. Except
56:59
on this marionette theater, it just looks like a racet trackck.
57:02
and you can see as the horse kind of like moves in like
57:05
the demo version of the game trying to entice you to come over and play
57:08
it. it just shows. It just shows the
57:11
track. And someone's got like a crank wheel
57:13
behind the. Behind the little theater. So when they crank it, it looks like
57:16
the track is move or you're moving down the track. It's
57:19
a cleric game. I have. I have
57:22
nothing in both. I'm just saying it's a fun game.
57:25
If that's not up your alley, I
57:28
have nothing in medicine or religion. So it's just a
57:31
straight roll of whatever. I get my aff.
57:34
That's perfect. You should do that. Yeah, I'm. I
57:37
was really hoping it would be something intelligence based, not wisdom
57:39
based. I mean, if you want to roll an intelligence
57:42
game. Oh, you know, it's another good one. The
57:45
claw. What'that?
57:48
It's the game where there's a whole bunch of little
57:50
prizes in there and you guide a claw
57:53
to grab them. You asked what's
57:56
fun. These are what's fun. I love these games. I'm gonna
57:59
flip a coin.
58:02
Okay. I'm playing the claw. The claw.
58:06
This is a Druid game. No whammies, no whammies, no
58:09
whammies. All the prizes inside are little. A lot
58:12
more stuff. This. Okay,
58:14
wait. Animal handling your opt. Yeah. Animal
58:17
hand zero. Nature. Nature
58:21
to survival. Survival
58:24
zero. Well, that. You're going with nature. Yep.
58:27
Nature, here I come.
58:30
10. 10. Algh. I think that is a feat.
58:32
It is. Oh boy. This is gonna be interesting.
58:35
Gift of the Chromatic Dragon.
58:38
Oh. You've manifested some of the power of
58:40
Chromatic Dragons, granting you the following benefits. So you have
58:43
Chromatic Infusion as a bonus action. You can touch
58:46
a simple or martial weapon and infuse it with one of the
58:49
following damage types. Acid, cold, fire, lightning or
58:52
poison. For the next minute, the weapon deals an extra
58:54
1d4 damage in the chosen type when it
58:57
hits. after you use this bonus action, you
59:00
cannot do it again until you finish a long rest.
59:02
The other thing you Gain is a reactive resistance. When
59:05
you take acid, cold, fire, lightning, also, when I choose one,
59:08
then I have a. A protection. You can use your
59:11
reaction to give yourself resistance to that instance of damage.
59:14
Just that instance? That instance. Okay. I can use a reaction. so
59:17
they're separate? Yes. Okay. You can use this reaction a number of
59:20
times equal to your proficiency bonus, and you regain all
59:23
expended uses when you finish a long rest. Good for. Good for
59:26
some defense and some offense. And then,
59:29
Did I give you the tickets? You got the first rol. No,
59:31
not for any of the. What was the first one you did? It was a
59:34
24. 24 is 1500 tickets.
59:38
And then my last one was a 1010, which is
59:40
350 tickets. Okay. And that's all your
59:43
tokens, right? Yeah. So everybody has spent all their
59:45
tokens. No. Okay. Jumping over
59:48
to desz, you run over
59:51
to the ticket booth, and all of a sudden, pink, jar
59:54
Jim appears. He says, welcome, welcome to the wonderful,
59:57
amazing, incredible, beautiful ticket booth where you can
1:00:00
spend all the tickets. You've ear to get incredible,
1:00:02
amazing prizes. What would you
1:00:05
like to buy? Des, how many tickets do you have? He
1:00:08
holds up his tickets, and he has
1:00:11
2450.
1:00:14
Just a moment. And all of a sudden, he just, like,
1:00:17
unhinges his mouth, and it just stretches down and just
1:00:20
goes.
1:00:23
And he just starts to eat the tickets.
1:00:27
2,450 tickets. What
1:00:30
would you like to buy? U. does points at the glass
1:00:33
at the, The bag of tricks. The bag of
1:00:36
tricks. It is a 900
1:00:39
ticket item, and the simple description of
1:00:41
it is pull random small furry animals
1:00:44
out of a bag. Yes. You could do, three per
1:00:47
day. Yes. And it is. Yeah, I was gonna say
1:00:50
it's pretty. It is an actual D and D item. For those of you
1:00:53
that might not be, you know, as familiar with all the magic items in d
1:00:56
and d. So there's a variety of
1:00:59
different possibilities. I think it's random, too. It's a
1:01:02
1D8, and it's got. I looked it up because I
1:01:04
thought it was so funny. It's very funny. Let's see.
1:01:07
Bag of tricks you can do. Oh, there's different
1:01:10
kinds? Yeah. What kind did I get? Let's see.
1:01:13
There's the gray bag, the rust bag, or the tan bag.
1:01:16
Here's what I'll tell you. There's three different kinds that are in the thing for 900
1:01:19
tickets. Which one would you like? Ooh, I really
1:01:22
want the tan bag. A tan bag of
1:01:24
tricks with options such as a
1:01:27
jackal, an Ape, a baboon, an axe
1:01:30
beak, a black bear, a giant weasel, a giant
1:01:33
hyena, or a giant tiger.
1:01:36
Jeez. And to top it off, the
1:01:39
creature, when you pull it out, is friendly to you and your companions.
1:01:42
And ax on your turn, you can use a
1:01:45
bonus action to command the creature and tell it how to
1:01:47
move and an action to take. The comedic
1:01:50
timing potential of this bag is
1:01:53
just hundred percent me. it's getting me giddy,
1:01:56
dude. Yeah. Oh, I completely agree. And the bonus of the fact
1:01:59
that it's completely random. So it's not like, you know, when
1:02:02
you reach in there that I'm gonna pull out a tiger.
1:02:05
No, it's just I pull out a fuzzy ball, I throw it,
1:02:08
and it turns into one of these creatures on a D8
1:02:11
roll. Very excited. Yeah, me too. Yeah, that's gonna be
1:02:14
hilarious. That's gonna be very fun.
1:02:16
Awesome. Well, you still have. Let's see,
1:02:19
you still have white. 1550. It should be. Yes,
1:02:22
1550. Timeime of opening.
1:02:25
Chime of opening. You can strike it as an action. So
1:02:28
it is literally like a little like bell. It's like a knx
1:02:31
spell in my pocket. Yeah, yeah. You can strike it as an action, pointing it
1:02:34
at an object within 120ft of you that can be opened, such as
1:02:37
a door or lid or a lock. The chime issues a
1:02:40
clear tone, and one lock or latch on the object
1:02:42
opens. Unless the sound can't reach the
1:02:45
object. If no locks or latches remain, the
1:02:48
object itself opens. The chime can be used
1:02:50
10 times. That is 10
1:02:53
times. Yeah. And then it destroys. I imagine
1:02:56
it's probably just a regular chime at that point.
1:02:58
Gotcha. Well, you got 50 tickets
1:03:01
left. And he starts looking around. I'm not sure if there even
1:03:04
is anything that's 50 tickets, but maybe you can pass
1:03:07
it on to one of your friends if you shy a little bit. Does
1:03:10
anyone need 50 tickets? I'm gonna save my
1:03:12
tickets. there's also a robe of useful items, a
1:03:15
feather token. Those also cost
1:03:18
50. The robe of useful items. And then
1:03:21
you have a number of patches that you can use though.
1:03:24
So it's 50 per patch that's on it. And the
1:03:26
patches GCHA contain a variety of different
1:03:29
things. I have 50. What is what goes on the
1:03:32
Mystery Patch? Well, you wouldn't need to be able to afford the mystery patch. So the
1:03:35
50 is just for what you see there. And you can
1:03:38
put another 50 in for mystery patch, which have a variety
1:03:41
of random things. And
1:03:44
you can put those items Back.
1:03:47
If I remember right. Like you can. You can use an
1:03:49
item and then you can also put it back. Like I
1:03:52
can. I now have this.
1:03:55
Two lanterns that I can use without really
1:03:58
worrying about storage space. I'll actually. I'll put that
1:04:01
on. I'll get that. Allgh. Algh.
1:04:04
A robe of useful items. Always useful. Always
1:04:07
items. And you are all
1:04:11
squared away. Des, thumbs up.
1:04:13
Nice. In your fancy new cloak. And my fancy new
1:04:16
cloak, what color is it? It's whatever coler you want. There's a whole bunch
1:04:19
of them. Anyone next who would like
1:04:22
to step up and purchase an amazing
1:04:25
item from the ticket booth? Something that
1:04:28
you can of course take back to
1:04:30
Isanumis with you. That's right. I'm not gonna stop you
1:04:33
from taking it because that. That would really suck.
1:04:36
I will save my ticket. Wow.
1:04:39
How many do you have? 6,100.
1:04:43
Wow. He's gonna save them all.
1:04:46
What a fool. He could buy
1:04:49
one of my favorites. And he reaches
1:04:52
over and he holds out a
1:04:55
figurine. And the
1:04:58
figurine depicts a
1:05:00
goat. And he says, yes,
1:05:03
the figurine of, the ivory goat. One
1:05:06
of the most incredible and useful items you
1:05:09
will ever find. Or this one.
1:05:12
And he pulls out another one. And it's also an ivory goat,
1:05:15
but in a different like position. Like one is. Like one is
1:05:18
just standing majestically. This one's like kicking,
1:05:21
like as if it were kicking something behind it. And he says, the
1:05:24
ivory goat. Well, the other
1:05:27
one. And this will turn into a giant
1:05:30
goat when activated.
1:05:32
Don't they both? U. yes,
1:05:35
but this one fights the other one. Just
1:05:38
you can ride on it. Which is equally useful, just to
1:05:41
clarify. Or you could buy this one. And
1:05:44
he holds up a figurine of a giant just
1:05:47
fly like the size of his head.
1:05:50
He's like, this one will turn into. I bet
1:05:53
you couldn't guess a plane.
1:05:56
Basically, it's a giant fly.
1:05:59
Listen, listen, listen. Come close. Do you know how
1:06:02
big a, giant fly is?
1:06:05
I'll tell you. It is a length of
1:06:08
12ft long. FTO.
1:06:11
Can I have a thousand tickets,
1:06:14
please? I need. I already gave you
1:06:16
1000 gold. I need that
1:06:19
goat. No. but I've got such good
1:06:22
things I want to buy. I want that. And
1:06:25
I point at the weird looking. There's a weird looking
1:06:28
rock. He's like, I want that. It
1:06:31
looks like a lucky rock. It's a lutonone.
1:06:34
Oh, a lucktonone gives me plus one in all
1:06:37
ability checks and saving throws. Hey,
1:06:40
little sauce. 50 tickets, please.
1:06:42
Okay, thanks. Okay, so I Buy the
1:06:45
Lux Stone says you gain a plus one bonus,
1:06:48
two ability checks and saving throw.
1:06:51
Uh-huh. So all my ability checks have plus one and
1:06:54
saving throws. And I want that to hold it.
1:06:56
Everything with. And I pointed the
1:06:59
bag. The bag of holding. That is
1:07:01
holding. Yes. Classic. All right.
1:07:04
Wow. That was another. All the cheese I can
1:07:07
put in that thing. Yeah. So much cheese.
1:07:10
Every time I create an animal, you put the animal in it,
1:07:13
it would die. It would die. And then you throw the
1:07:16
corpse. Had. Somebody
1:07:19
please. Can I have 1,000 tickets,
1:07:21
please? All right. Let's go.
1:07:24
Inn, find a go. Inn, find the go. I
1:07:27
want to ride him around and name her Gertrude.
1:07:30
It's not a forever lasting day. There'you bag
1:07:33
of holding. Oh, thanks. The goat only
1:07:36
lasts for 12 hours.
1:07:38
24. And I can res
1:07:41
summoner. Oh, you can with money.
1:07:44
Oh, I don't like this anymore. Seven gold to
1:07:47
reset. So, yeah, it cost seven jump change. Think
1:07:50
of all the horse races we could win with Gertrude.
1:07:52
I'll give you a thousand. Sing it. Yes. Thank you. Little
1:07:56
sauce. Ah, we're getting gertro'one. I'm
1:07:58
buying Gertrude. All right. Here you go. Here
1:08:01
is your fancy ivory goat
1:08:04
statue. Anyone else? I'm
1:08:07
done. Anyone else? Maki?
1:08:10
I'm just, overwhelmed with my
1:08:13
newfound power. There's a lot to
1:08:16
choose from. I know. If you need any help finding anything in
1:08:19
particular, you feel free to ask. Well, I'm not
1:08:22
gonna spend any tickets. Oh, you're not spending any tickets.
1:08:25
I wanna. I have. It's got big ambitions.
1:08:28
Big ambitions. Yeah. Ah.
1:08:30
Alrigh. Well, you
1:08:33
can't take the tickets out, but I'll
1:08:36
keep track of them for you. And with that being said,
1:08:39
you guys keep track of them for yourself. But that way they. You don't take
1:08:42
them into isa numis and get them stolen
1:08:44
or. Or get arrested and have them taken from you
1:08:47
or something to that effect. Oh, that is helpful. Yeah,
1:08:50
like that mechanic. Because I had other prized
1:08:53
possessions, but those were stolen. You, you
1:08:56
look behind the counter, and there's a whole
1:08:59
set of different little, marionette theaters.
1:09:02
And each one, the marionette, is a small version
1:09:05
of one of you, and he's holding a little sign that
1:09:08
shows your current ticket total. All right,
1:09:11
is everyone all done with the fun day at the
1:09:14
arcade? Yes. Now back to
1:09:17
our fun day in court. Court. And
1:09:20
just as you say that, he slams a mallet down. And then
1:09:22
suddenly, you guys are all back in
1:09:25
court. And with that, we will
1:09:28
close out todays episode with a long
1:09:31
series of playing games. And buying
1:09:33
prizes next time I throw a fuzzy
1:09:36
ball in a courtroom.
1:09:42
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