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OTL 22 - S1 Ep 22: Job Hunting · On The Lanai

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  Speaker 1: Everybody poops. Welcome to on the LUNI. There's our new int.
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  Speaker 2: Wow. You know I I'm just gonna lean into it.
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  Speaker 2: It feels fine with me. It's not what I would
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  Speaker 2: have planned, but let's do it. Welcome Welcome to on
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  Speaker 2: the LUNI, where everybody poops.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, even our guests. On the LUNI is part of
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  Speaker 3: the Odd Pods media network.
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  Speaker 4: Oh yeah, so much.
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  Speaker 5: I've pooped so much since the last time we were here.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, like it's been a lot. We're eating a lot
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  Speaker 6: of peanuts on that episode, so.
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  Speaker 1: Right, I mean much corn.
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  Speaker 2: I don't even know if I could do that level
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  Speaker 2: of math early in the morning on a weekend. But
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  Speaker 2: there's a lot of poops that happened since we.
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  Speaker 1: Last We have Aggie and Stevie from b F Y
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  Speaker 1: t W.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah.
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  Speaker 6: Eric kicked us out and said go somewhere else, So
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  Speaker 6: you guys are kind enough to let us come to
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  Speaker 6: your podcast for a little bit.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, Oi, what are you eating? Oh he's got a
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  Speaker 1: giant tub, just giant. I can also see you. I
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  Speaker 1: think Stewe's foot on Aaron's chair's foot.
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  Speaker 4: It was a ghosts ghost foot. So it's a little warm.
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  Speaker 5: In here right now. For some reason, he's got no
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  Speaker 5: So yeah, I got the dogs out the dogs for
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  Speaker 5: some reason. When I sweat, I sweat most from my feet.
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  Speaker 1: I know, I get sweaty feet, so I get like
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  Speaker 1: stinky shoes.
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  Speaker 2: I know. It's only been a week, and I hate to,
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  Speaker 2: you know, dissolve our royal match, but I'm not sure
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  Speaker 2: I can hang with sweaty feet, so might.
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  Speaker 1: Oh body shame man.
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  Speaker 5: It doesn't help that I also have like hobbit feet,
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  Speaker 5: so they're like hairy too. Oh are they is a
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  Speaker 5: tall hobbit?
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  Speaker 1: How tall are you? Like?
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  Speaker 5: Five to nine?
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  Speaker 1: What do you Stevia, we're similar eight? Oh, never mind.
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  Speaker 2: Five six.
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  Speaker 4: My little sister's five foot nothing.
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  Speaker 1: I like her. You're taller me. Oh yeah, How many
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  Speaker 1: inches are you, sweetheart?
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  Speaker 2: I'm about ten or eleven inches?
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  Speaker 4: That's big.
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  Speaker 1: Is that big for your breed or is that regular?
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  Speaker 2: She has unusually long legs I think for a Maltese,
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  Speaker 2: but she has games. Yeah, she's clearly a dancer's.
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  Speaker 4: Tall.
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  Speaker 1: She could be the white Swan.
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  Speaker 2: You could be a rocket, Abbey, get them like the
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  Speaker 2: smallest rocket. Well yeah, when your leg gets stuck in
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  Speaker 2: her little dancing you can kick real high.
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  Speaker 7: Just once though, just yeah, and then two days later
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  Speaker 7: come down.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah you're picking on.
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  Speaker 1: We love you.
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  Speaker 2: I am anyway, welcome back. So hey, it's been spend minute.
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  Speaker 2: What's going on with everybody?
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  Speaker 4: I don't know, Like this week's been kind of chill.
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  Speaker 6: Got my motorcycle out because it's been nice out here
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  Speaker 6: in Buffalo.
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  Speaker 4: So I've been riding around looking at upgraded motorcycles.
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  Speaker 1: What kind do you have?
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  Speaker 4: I just have.
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  Speaker 6: I have a naked bike right now. So it's a
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  Speaker 6: mix between like a sport bike and like a regular
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  Speaker 6: like cruiser. Sit down so you have the ability to
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  Speaker 6: hunt you over if need be, but you can kind
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  Speaker 6: of sit up. But it's a small three hundred c
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  Speaker 6: se so something crazy. But what I'm looking at now
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  Speaker 6: is like a six fifty like cruiser. I'll say it back,
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  Speaker 6: It'll be nice, very comfortable.
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  Speaker 4: I really a lot bigger.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know any of those terms. But naked bikes
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  Speaker 1: sounds cool.
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  Speaker 2: Naked bike sounds like what happens up here, like yearly
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  Speaker 2: where we have a naked bike ride where hundreds of
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  Speaker 2: people ride bikes up here totally naked. In fact, never
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  Speaker 2: rent the Nike e bikes up here because.
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  Speaker 1: They don't even wear underpaid balls on them.
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  Speaker 2: Wouldn't you not stuck to the seat? First of all,
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  Speaker 2: I don't understand why I would want to do that,
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  Speaker 2: even if I, like, let's say I looked like Kieran
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  Speaker 2: Knightley and I was like rail thin and like super
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  Speaker 2: okay with my naked body in front of that many people,
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  Speaker 2: I don't want to ride a bike. That seat really
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  Speaker 2: gets up in my business and it would be bordering
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  Speaker 2: on like lolaf like rubbing your lady bits on a
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  Speaker 2: dinosaur territory with that seat, And I just don't understand it.
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  Speaker 2: And the same thing, like your ball is pretty much
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  Speaker 2: up to hanging to one side or the other or
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  Speaker 2: like split the difference with that like now the front,
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  Speaker 2: And I don't know why you want to showcase that
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  Speaker 2: like visually to everybody. So, but it is a standing Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: it's a thing that happens. And unfortunately, people who don't
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  Speaker 2: on bikes that want to join in typically rent the
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  Speaker 2: Nike e bikes that are all over town here, and
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  Speaker 2: so sanitary ladies.
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  Speaker 8: Are secure and they're flopping around.
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  Speaker 7: With yeah, knock yourself out a yeah one yeah, or
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  Speaker 7: you turn a corner and you hit the person on
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  Speaker 7: the bike next to you.
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  Speaker 1: It was very effective.
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  Speaker 7: You.
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  Speaker 2: Oh god, that toad don't participate in the name.
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  Speaker 7: Guess say what save lives?
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  Speaker 1: What you've been doing, Aggie.
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  Speaker 5: A couple of days before the last episode we were
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  Speaker 5: here with you guys. It was nice seventy degree weather.
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  Speaker 5: But weather for some reason decided between our last episode
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  Speaker 5: and this one to drop the thirty two and start snowing. Yeah,
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  Speaker 5: so that's fun, that's cool.
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  Speaker 1: It's snowing outside now. Yeah, but it's warm in there,
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  Speaker 1: and you got your your socks off. That's funny.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, seventy two here right now?
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  Speaker 2: Are you going to go back to where you live
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  Speaker 2: after we record in your bare feet through the snow?
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  Speaker 7: No?
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  Speaker 1: Good question?
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  Speaker 5: No, no, no, no, I got shoes and socks in
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  Speaker 5: here somewhere.
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  Speaker 2: Surely, sorry, Oca, surely follow up question, are you going
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  Speaker 2: to go back in your socks?
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  Speaker 5: No?
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  Speaker 1: No, he said, yeahs too much. Steve'll give him a
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  Speaker 1: piggyback ride. I guess.
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  Speaker 2: I pay money to see that.
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  Speaker 4: It on my back. I'm hitting the ground.
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  Speaker 2: Well for anybody.
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  Speaker 5: Well, if it keeps snowing like it is now, I
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  Speaker 5: only have to wait a little bit and it'll probably
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  Speaker 5: be able to just, you know, just go swim through
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  Speaker 5: the snow up into.
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  Speaker 2: The pat What all of these things happen? Can you
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  Speaker 2: add a tier to your Patreon for BF where we
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  Speaker 2: see TV? We need CCTV between the recording studio and
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  Speaker 2: the apartment.
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  Speaker 1: Can you slid from your house to your recording studio?
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  Speaker 4: The funny thing is technically yeah, I already have only.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, well, add a tier to your Patreon.
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  Speaker 4: Start pulling the clips out. It'd be funny as hell.
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  Speaker 5: I don't know if we'd survive the endeavor, but I
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  Speaker 5: think we could do.
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  Speaker 1: It is a steep hill, more like a ten to.
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  Speaker 5: Fifteen foot drop. Oh oh, we live in a second
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  Speaker 5: floor apartment.
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  Speaker 1: Oh I thought you guys have a house.
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  Speaker 2: We do.
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  Speaker 4: We do, but it's a second floor. It was converted
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  Speaker 4: into like a duplex.
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  Speaker 6: Oh so the upstairs is like its own apartment and
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  Speaker 6: then the downstairs apartment.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Wait, so you don't know live downstairs or I think it's.
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  Speaker 1: Their own compound.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, that's what I keep telling them we need. And
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  Speaker 2: Ye're like, what's hard to buy a house with your
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  Speaker 2: friends if you're not friends? And I'm like, you have
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  Speaker 2: a low success rate of friendship or you really don't
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  Speaker 2: like me anyway. Compounds are the best buy the live end.
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  Speaker 4: Friends and they put their little houses on it and
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  Speaker 4: ship like.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, there you go. We just get our own little house,
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  Speaker 1: any house.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: My dream is to someday when the lottery I don't play,
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  Speaker 2: and then good luck by us somewhere in a nice
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  Speaker 2: climate that we all agree on. It's not too far
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  Speaker 2: from your babies, and it's not too far from my parents,
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  Speaker 2: and you know anyone else that has some sort of
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  Speaker 2: familial tide of things. And I buy an old mobile
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  Speaker 2: home park, but we convert it and it's all cute
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  Speaker 2: homes that we live in and master turf and little
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  Speaker 2: like lawn flamingos, and we do weekly block parties where
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  Speaker 2: we like bring food and hang out and we'll have
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  Speaker 2: a gluten free table for Christen so she doesn't die.
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  Speaker 1: What would we call our neighborhood.
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  Speaker 6: Pes so fun fact, my parents have a camper trailer
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  Speaker 6: up here, and then they have another one down in Florida,
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  Speaker 6: and the one in Florida.
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  Speaker 4: They actually own the property in this park. You actually
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  Speaker 4: become investor in the park.
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  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, you usually have to rent the land thing.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, And like say if God forbid, something happened to them.
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  Speaker 6: I get it in my name, like I own the land,
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  Speaker 6: I own them trail or all that stuff. And I
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  Speaker 6: can't live up there cause I'm not fifty five yet,
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  Speaker 6: but I'm allowed to rent it out to whoever I want.
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  Speaker 4: And like my cousins are across the street and it's nice.
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  Speaker 4: It's like a giant lake and shit. But you can
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  Speaker 4: do that. You can go in and actually get a
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  Speaker 4: park and do that.
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  Speaker 1: I didn't know that.
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  Speaker 4: It's crazy, Like my dad's.
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  Speaker 1: The person real estate investment with Stevie.
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  Speaker 4: It's crazy, like the stuff you can oh man neat
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  Speaker 4: stuff all right.
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  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, So it sounds like, though none of us
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  Speaker 2: want to live in Florida, that's an option.
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  Speaker 4: I'm not going to Florida. That nobody's going to Florida
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  Speaker 4: is a hard no. The pros and cons though, the
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  Speaker 4: concert of Waim Morton the pros on that one.
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  Speaker 1: Maybe we can find that situation out in California or somewhere.
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  Speaker 2: As much as I love Disney and as much as
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  Speaker 2: I love Epcot specifically, it's more of like an occasional
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  Speaker 2: travel situation for me. I couldn't live there, not, not
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  Speaker 2: just because of the political climate stream. It's the extreme
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  Speaker 2: weather that really bums out.
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  Speaker 4: Just the hurricanes and hurricanes alone if you're inland.
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  Speaker 1: But crocodile or alligators whatever they have there.
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  Speaker 4: They have alligator both, don't they I don't know, reptile things.
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  Speaker 1: Do they have caymans too, I don't know.
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  Speaker 4: I don't know if they have canans. I know they
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  Speaker 4: have alligators for sure.
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  Speaker 2: There.
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  Speaker 5: Lizards is a very common crocodiles. No, crocodiles are going
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  Speaker 5: to probably find more out in like Eurasia, m or
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  Speaker 5: saltwater areas. Saltwater crocodiles or there.
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  Speaker 2: Crocodiles are in the rainforest section at our Zoo, which
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  Speaker 2: makes sense that they're not in Florida.
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  Speaker 4: Crocodile Dundee was not over here.
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  Speaker 5: But most of the animals in Australia were invasive species.
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  Speaker 4: True, but that's all I remember it.
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  Speaker 2: That's how I do too. I never want to live there.
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  Speaker 2: Alligators eat a lot of little dogs.
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  Speaker 4: It's the big problem in that area, only because they're
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  Speaker 4: very sweet.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, thank you, thank you for coming on.
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  Speaker 4: You're welcome. Thank you for the invite again.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, Kristin, how was your week?
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  Speaker 2: It was good. I've been hanging out with Aaron.
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  Speaker 8: I fell appear to visit, and I didn't have to
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  Speaker 8: take any vacation time because I know it will work
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  Speaker 8: while I'm here. So we work and then we have fun.
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  Speaker 8: We're gonna go to the zoo later today, very excited about.
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  Speaker 1: Have you ever been to that zoo? No?
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  Speaker 9: I haven't.
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  Speaker 1: So you get to see the polar bear she loves right.
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  Speaker 2: Yes, and hopefully the line's not too long. The baby
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  Speaker 2: elephant that was just born, first.
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  Speaker 7: Elephant.
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  Speaker 2: You say that like, I so February first is a
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  Speaker 2: long time for you. Oh yeah, I.
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  Speaker 1: Wonder how big it'll be now.
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  Speaker 2: But yeah, they grow fast. It gained one hundred pounds
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  Speaker 2: in like the first month. It was born at two
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  Speaker 2: hundred and by like the end of February, it was
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  Speaker 2: already three.
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  Speaker 1: Do we know if it's Asian or yeah?
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  Speaker 2: Asian?
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  Speaker 1: Asian?
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  Speaker 4: Asian? Okay, nice Asian elephts. Yeah, they'll get pretty sizable.
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  Speaker 9: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Do you guys have tape years? I love those too.
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  Speaker 2: Is that the thing with like the long nose that's
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  Speaker 2: not an aniator.
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  Speaker 1: But the other thing no, not a hard bark. Well,
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  Speaker 1: it does kind of have a snout.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, it's not like as long as that it's like
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  Speaker 2: like kind of.
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  Speaker 1: As like like the Malaysian one has like the panda
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  Speaker 1: colors black and white.
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  Speaker 2: Yes, yeah, I don't know if we have one of
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  Speaker 2: those or not. Some of those like smaller interesting animals
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  Speaker 2: move about our zoo, like we used to have something
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  Speaker 2: that may have been that next to that.
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  Speaker 1: We're gonna go see the dick dicks, but now it's empty.
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  Speaker 4: A dude, it was a tit mouse here. That's a yeah,
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  Speaker 4: a little bird. It's just funny because the name.
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  Speaker 2: He likes the name, so we got it. But thank
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  Speaker 2: you for man's plaining to us. We did.
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  Speaker 6: I just know I did.
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  Speaker 4: That's what I like to take the name.
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  Speaker 2: I think mouse is hilarious. Oh yeah, something I was
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  Speaker 2: just on. Oh it was that suggested the one I
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  Speaker 2: did with Aaron, Aaron famous author. We we did mad libs,
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  Speaker 2: we did fane mad so nice. We were on that
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  Speaker 2: show and so I didn't participate right away because, to
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  Speaker 2: be honest, I'm intimidated when I play word games with
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  Speaker 2: Aaron because he's a wordsmith. And when they asked me
• 14:54
  Speaker 2: for a bernadjative, like for a second, I was like, fuck,
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  Speaker 2: I always it takes me a second, my brain has
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  Speaker 2: to which one's the action word, which one's the description?
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  Speaker 1: Oh yeah yeah.
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  Speaker 2: And so before I could answer, while my brain was
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  Speaker 2: like I could little I could hear the little gears
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  Speaker 2: in my head like clicking and like lining up to
• 15:14
  Speaker 2: answer the question, and he would answer first, but one
• 15:17
  Speaker 2: of them when they ask for now, and I was
• 15:19
  Speaker 2: just like titties. And that's the moment that the mad
• 15:25
  Speaker 2: loop took kind of a weird turn. To be honest.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, you gotta do dirty mad loops. Those are the best,
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  Speaker 1: Yeah one make them really goofy.
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  Speaker 2: That's my story. Well, hey, we're here for a purpose, everybody.
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  Speaker 2: That purpose is that we're going to watch and enjoy
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  Speaker 2: an episode of the Golden Girls, and then we'll come
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  Speaker 2: back and play a game and everyone's gonna have super fun.
• 15:44
  Speaker 2: What we do before we do that, Gina, could you
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  Speaker 2: tell us a little bit more about the episode?
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  Speaker 1: Episode twenty two Friends is called job Hunting. Original air
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  Speaker 1: date March eighth, nineteen eighty six, directed by Paul bow Art,
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  Speaker 1: written by Kathy Spear and Terry Grossman. What do you
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  Speaker 1: think job Hunting is about?
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  Speaker 2: Mm?
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  Speaker 1: Hmmmm, it might be about tip mouses.
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  Speaker 9: We don't.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, let's just say mouses.
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  Speaker 5: There must be something they want, so they're probably looking
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  Speaker 5: for extra work.
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  Speaker 1: I think it's like another job.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, like a second job.
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  Speaker 4: Oka, like a late night job, second shift.
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  Speaker 1: Do you think all the girls are looking.
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  Speaker 5: I think they're Maybe they're trying to pull their money
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  Speaker 5: towards something like a specific objective.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, what do you think, Kristen, Oh.
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  Speaker 8: The neighbor's pet alligator named Job escaped and they're searching
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  Speaker 8: the neighborhood looking for job.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, that was creative. I got to give her that.
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  Speaker 1: You get a point from Aaron and he's not even here. Okay.
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  Speaker 1: And who do we think the villain will be?
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  Speaker 5: Capitalism?
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  Speaker 1: Capitalism did say that one time. I don't even think
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  Speaker 1: they knew he said that. It must be a running
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  Speaker 1: joke on your show.
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  Speaker 2: It must be because it was just the last in
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  Speaker 2: the last couple of episodes. It was a epis.
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  Speaker 1: I know that's that's funny.
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  Speaker 2: Oh right, so capitalism? But who else?
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  Speaker 1: Which of the course last we just had Blanche?
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  Speaker 4: Okay, I forgot about that. Okay, you're right, it was
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  Speaker 4: a while ago. It's gonna be something.
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  Speaker 5: Rose would overdo it.
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  Speaker 6: She might doing the job right and she might get
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  Speaker 6: aggravated because she's working too much and she's tired.
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  Speaker 5: Or she doesn't feel like everybody else is pulling their way.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah goal, Yeah, ros.
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  Speaker 2: I love the conversation today behind all Decisions, okay, sweet, Well,
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  Speaker 2: all right, all right, well we're gonna go watch the episode.
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  Speaker 9: with Billy Joel where he talks about both retirement and
• 18:41
  Speaker 9: Taylor Swift. Till Man, it's always so creepy when that happens.
• 18:45
  Speaker 9: We should do a podcast about how our devices are
• 18:48
  Speaker 9: always listening to us.
• 18:49
  Speaker 8: We already do.
• 18:50
  Speaker 4: It's called suggested Articles.
• 18:52
  Speaker 1: A podcast we talk about how technology is always spying
• 18:55
  Speaker 1: on us and how those tech corporations are such big buttholes.
• 18:58
  Speaker 9: Dude, you can't say buttholes on a podcast promo.
• 19:01
  Speaker 4: Dude, we already did twice.
• 19:03
  Speaker 9: Join us every other Monday on suggested articles the podcast
• 19:06
  Speaker 9: on your favorite podcast app, part.
• 19:08
  Speaker 4: Of the Odd PUDs Media Network.
• 19:11
  Speaker 2: Well come back, you made it back.
• 19:17
  Speaker 1: We're so proud of you.
• 19:19
  Speaker 2: Did you watch the show? If you didn't, cheerful, we're
• 19:21
  Speaker 2: gonna talk about it.
• 19:23
  Speaker 4: If them them.
• 19:25
  Speaker 2: I love that we do this sometimes show where we're
• 19:29
  Speaker 2: like hey you yeah over there, yeah, because honestly, I
• 19:31
  Speaker 2: have to be super transparent. I'm basically just ripping off
• 19:36
  Speaker 2: Ellen's Energy Adventure from because the pre show for that ride,
• 19:44
  Speaker 2: she came in the room and was like, hey guys,
• 19:45
  Speaker 2: I'm here to talk about dinosaurs. My buddy Bill nine
• 19:47
  Speaker 2: and I blah bla blah blah blah. But when she
• 19:50
  Speaker 2: came in the room, she's like on screen obviously she
• 19:53
  Speaker 2: was like, oh you hey with the hair, Yeah, not you,
• 19:56
  Speaker 2: the one there. Yeah, it's so funny, and she does
• 19:59
  Speaker 2: a stick and it too, or she's like, God, that'd
• 20:02
  Speaker 2: be really weird. What if I was like in your
• 20:04
  Speaker 2: car and like popped up and was like ah while
• 20:06
  Speaker 2: you were driving, and so a lot of that like
• 20:09
  Speaker 2: hey you no, you yeah, the one over there. I
• 20:12
  Speaker 2: just straight up ripped off like nineties era.
• 20:15
  Speaker 1: Remember that ride? Is that right still open?
• 20:17
  Speaker 2: No?
• 20:20
  Speaker 1: It was interesting though, it was fun.
• 20:22
  Speaker 2: Yeah, it was a great place if you had done
• 20:25
  Speaker 2: the drink yourself around the world thing where you could
• 20:29
  Speaker 2: usually get the cast member to let you stay on
• 20:30
  Speaker 2: the ride. And then it was like almost it was
• 20:33
  Speaker 2: twenty seven minutes.
• 20:34
  Speaker 1: Yeah, Like you watch a video in your chair and
• 20:37
  Speaker 1: then your chair becomes a moving part of the ride. Right, yeah,
• 20:42
  Speaker 1: you go like you go car like there's three sets
• 20:45
  Speaker 1: of seats and then they like go one by one.
• 20:48
  Speaker 1: It's pretty cool.
• 20:49
  Speaker 2: It's a very and I took more than one drunk
• 20:52
  Speaker 2: nap there in.
• 20:53
  Speaker 1: My set, Like be quiet, Ellen, m napping night?
• 20:58
  Speaker 2: Don't talk to Ellen.
• 21:00
  Speaker 1: Doesn't she have like a dream? She goes on Jeopardy
• 21:02
  Speaker 1: just like the Golden Girls do one day? That's right, yeah, right,
• 21:07
  Speaker 1: that's what. Yeah.
• 21:10
  Speaker 4: You want to hear something that's Ellen degenerous?
• 21:13
  Speaker 5: Right yeah?
• 21:13
  Speaker 4: Yeah, my friends, my friends were on her show once.
• 21:18
  Speaker 2: I was on show once. What were your friends doing? Wow?
• 21:21
  Speaker 4: So was the guy I was stationed with and Utah
• 21:23
  Speaker 4: went to I wreck with him once.
• 21:24
  Speaker 6: But when he came back to propose to his wife,
• 21:27
  Speaker 6: he got he ran out on a movie theater and
• 21:30
  Speaker 6: did this, did an actual trail or like a full
• 21:32
  Speaker 6: movie trailer of him proposing to her at the end
• 21:35
  Speaker 6: of it, and she was in the front with just
• 21:37
  Speaker 6: her friends, and then he comes out from the back
• 21:39
  Speaker 6: and the entire rest of the audience's all their family
• 21:41
  Speaker 6: and friends he brought.
• 21:41
  Speaker 4: It was awesome. So like they played their video and
• 21:46
  Speaker 4: then hooked them up with a bunch of cool stuff.
• 21:48
  Speaker 1: Nice, it's pretty neat. What was yours, Aaron?
• 21:51
  Speaker 2: Oh? Mine sucks now? Like the first or second. It
• 21:56
  Speaker 2: was like pretty early on two thousand and three or
• 21:58
  Speaker 2: two thousand and four. One of her PA's had never
• 22:01
  Speaker 2: been on a date, so she hosted a in house
• 22:05
  Speaker 2: version of The Bachelor for him and got local women
• 22:09
  Speaker 2: to come up and date him for like an hour
• 22:12
  Speaker 2: or two in this like mixer, and they kept checking
• 22:15
  Speaker 2: in with us. We got to meet her. We just
• 22:17
  Speaker 2: basically shook her hand. It wasn't like we're best friends
• 22:19
  Speaker 2: or anything, but like it was. It was fun. The
• 22:22
  Speaker 2: guy was super interested in me because I worked it
• 22:25
  Speaker 2: not scary farm, but he picked a very age appropriate,
• 22:28
  Speaker 2: cute little girl that matched him much better. But I
• 22:30
  Speaker 2: got to hang out and talk to it. It was
• 22:32
  Speaker 2: one of the pretty the main different handy and so
• 22:36
  Speaker 2: it was fun. My hair was turquoise. It's basically twenty
• 22:40
  Speaker 2: years ago because the last time my hair was like
• 22:42
  Speaker 2: a green air a turquoise color was oh wow when
• 22:45
  Speaker 2: I did that show, I think, or it might have
• 22:47
  Speaker 2: been pink.
• 22:48
  Speaker 9: I don't know.
• 22:48
  Speaker 2: Anyway, it was a long time ago. I was there
• 22:50
  Speaker 2: like alternative girl with like crazy hair and like into
• 22:54
  Speaker 2: goth shit.
• 22:55
  Speaker 1: And so, yeah, we can't possibly pick you, no, no,
• 23:01
  Speaker 1: because then the television watching audience would be like, just believe.
• 23:06
  Speaker 2: I uh yeah.
• 23:08
  Speaker 1: But then secretly is like call me.
• 23:11
  Speaker 2: I just wanted to honestly possibly meet Ellen and I did, so.
• 23:15
  Speaker 4: That's yay, that's probably done.
• 23:20
  Speaker 9: Voice.
• 23:21
  Speaker 2: I've been in the audience of her show. But that
• 23:24
  Speaker 2: was it.
• 23:25
  Speaker 1: Yes, I'm the only one that has.
• 23:28
  Speaker 8: Yeah, me and eight and Drew Carrey when he took
• 23:32
  Speaker 8: over the prices right, and then we were all on
• 23:36
  Speaker 8: it's a relationship.
• 23:37
  Speaker 2: That's a relationship that didn't age twelve. John and Kate
• 23:40
  Speaker 2: went to.
• 23:40
  Speaker 1: The Craig Ferguson show. That was fun. Oh yeah, I've.
• 23:44
  Speaker 2: Never done that. Well, that's awesome that we all like shows.
• 23:49
  Speaker 2: But let's talk about the one that we're here, why
• 23:51
  Speaker 2: we're here? Go?
• 23:53
  Speaker 1: Then? Girls?
• 23:56
  Speaker 2: All right, So I would like to play the game.
• 23:59
  Speaker 2: Would you guys to play the game?
• 24:00
  Speaker 8: I like games?
• 24:02
  Speaker 1: Games?
• 24:05
  Speaker 2: Oh, I was thinking about saw. There's that like living
• 24:11
  Speaker 2: with Jigsaw. Have you guys ever seen that viral video
• 24:14
  Speaker 2: If you haven't, check it out. I can't remember the
• 24:15
  Speaker 2: name of the I think this guy that's like his
• 24:20
  Speaker 2: roommate is Jigsaw and so like, yeah, he like bikes
• 24:25
  Speaker 2: in and he's like, I want to play a game,
• 24:27
  Speaker 2: or do you want to play a game, or let's
• 24:29
  Speaker 2: play a game or whatever? And like the one time
• 24:32
  Speaker 2: is like your beloved pet so and so has swallowed
• 24:36
  Speaker 2: the keys. Do you carve it out of her belly
• 24:40
  Speaker 2: using only the things in this drawer? Or are you
• 24:42
  Speaker 2: late for work for like the fifth time this week?
• 24:47
  Speaker 2: The guy just like sits down, like like I didn't
• 24:52
  Speaker 2: watch it. It's so funny. But anyway, moving right along.
• 24:55
  Speaker 2: So job hunting for the job hunt, job.
• 24:59
  Speaker 4: Hunting, job hunting, job hunting punting.
• 25:03
  Speaker 2: Here's your quiz. Okay, Blanche says, wait, sorry, just real
• 25:08
  Speaker 2: quick to buzz in say your name, yeah, and please
• 25:13
  Speaker 2: let me finish the question. Some people prefer that and
• 25:17
  Speaker 2: one of them is me. All right, Blanche says she
• 25:20
  Speaker 2: used to have a waistline that was the same as
• 25:24
  Speaker 2: scarlettle Harahs. How many inches was scarlettleharrahs. Only give me
• 25:30
  Speaker 2: the number, Kristin, Yes, eighteen, Yes, Kristin gets the point.
• 25:36
  Speaker 2: For a bonus, I'm going to say there are multiple
• 25:40
  Speaker 2: acceptable answers here because I did a deep dive on
• 25:43
  Speaker 2: this because I remembered reading somewhere that that was a
• 25:46
  Speaker 2: lie and that her waist wasn't eighteen inches. So for
• 25:50
  Speaker 2: a bonus point, how big was Vivian Lee's actual waste? Irl?
• 25:58
  Speaker 9: Yes?
• 26:00
  Speaker 2: Twenty two? Okay, I'm gonna give you the point. The
• 26:04
  Speaker 2: articles from back in the day. If you look into
• 26:07
  Speaker 2: Vivian Lee's waist, say that anything from seventeen inches all
• 26:11
  Speaker 2: the way up to twenty two. Her Lady Macbeth costume
• 26:14
  Speaker 2: was twenty six inches at the time. Have gone with
• 26:19
  Speaker 2: the wind. It was twenty two inches before being corseted.
• 26:23
  Speaker 2: But there's no way you could take four inches with
• 26:25
  Speaker 2: a corset off because she was already she only weigh
• 26:28
  Speaker 2: one hundred pounds. Tiny. Wow, it was super small. Yeah.
• 26:33
  Speaker 8: I've heard a lot of gun with the one book
• 26:35
  Speaker 8: because I felt bad because I knew that that's what.
• 26:37
  Speaker 2: She was when she filmed it. Yeah, all right. Next question, Oh, sorry,
• 26:43
  Speaker 2: did you give yourself your bonus point?
• 26:45
  Speaker 7: I did?
• 26:45
  Speaker 2: Okay perfect? Who is blooh.
• 26:51
  Speaker 1: Mm hmm, yep, I know that.
• 26:53
  Speaker 2: Oh you're not gonna answer it that way?
• 26:54
  Speaker 1: All right?
• 26:54
  Speaker 2: Who is very glick?
• 26:58
  Speaker 1: Gina?
• 26:59
  Speaker 2: Yes?
• 27:00
  Speaker 1: The man Dorothy wanted to be her first?
• 27:04
  Speaker 2: Yes. Yeah, her high school crush is also acceptable, but yes,
• 27:10
  Speaker 2: Gina gets the point. Next question, This one's my favorite question.
• 27:14
  Speaker 2: Where did missus Montez find her cat?
• 27:18
  Speaker 1: Gina? Yes, under a jeep wagoneer?
• 27:22
  Speaker 2: Yes, correct, Yeah, damn it.
• 27:24
  Speaker 4: I wrote it down and I couldn't find it.
• 27:26
  Speaker 2: She wrote that down too, Only Gina answered.
• 27:28
  Speaker 1: Right down shot, which I don't remember anything.
• 27:36
  Speaker 2: What does Blanche say that she is as jumpy as
• 27:41
  Speaker 2: Gina Kristen was first.
• 27:45
  Speaker 8: Virgin a prison rodeo?
• 27:48
  Speaker 2: She does, I'm start walking with my shoulders more, I'm
• 27:55
  Speaker 2: gonna let my shoulders.
• 27:56
  Speaker 1: Let make sure you put your arms out like that.
• 28:00
  Speaker 2: Yeah done, I'm going to do it today, all.
• 28:02
  Speaker 1: Right at the zoo, some hot dads, single dads.
• 28:08
  Speaker 2: Some dilf Sorry, it's time for everyone.
• 28:12
  Speaker 1: So it's their weekend with the kids.
• 28:16
  Speaker 2: The line, Yes, Ma, why are you sitting here in
• 28:21
  Speaker 2: the dark? Oh, Gina, I love how absolutely certain you
• 28:30
  Speaker 2: know the answer? I can tell you what with your voice.
• 28:33
  Speaker 1: Yes, I know what the living room looks like.
• 28:36
  Speaker 2: Yeah, she says, why not, I've seen the living room before.
• 28:41
  Speaker 4: Very awesome, damn it.
• 28:43
  Speaker 2: Okay, next question. If Dorothy doesn't get at least six
• 28:47
  Speaker 2: hours of sleep, who does she say? She looks like Buddy?
• 28:53
  Speaker 6: Oh?
• 28:53
  Speaker 1: Right, right day. He said he was the original tin Man.
• 28:58
  Speaker 2: Well, he was a tin man, but he was alone
• 29:00
  Speaker 2: to make up the paint, which actually, as we now know,
• 29:03
  Speaker 2: was just that because I don't know if you know this.
• 29:06
  Speaker 2: I know this because the reason he couldn't play tim
• 29:09
  Speaker 2: Man wasn't actually an allergy. If you paint that type
• 29:12
  Speaker 2: of like metallic dust in the paint they used onto
• 29:17
  Speaker 2: the body, it seals all poor. The skin can't breathe and.
• 29:22
  Speaker 1: You start to die. So they used a different paint
• 29:27
  Speaker 1: like gold Finger.
• 29:30
  Speaker 2: Yeah, because their skins can't body die. Yeah. He spent
• 29:36
  Speaker 2: like days in the hospital after it too, and then
• 29:38
  Speaker 2: like got out and then they had replaced him. It
• 29:40
  Speaker 2: was tell you what this job? You don't want was
• 29:44
  Speaker 2: working on, like, don't time travel and be a part
• 29:47
  Speaker 2: of anything to do with the Wizard of Wiz production.
• 29:51
  Speaker 2: There were so many fucking problems, deaths. Okay, we should
• 29:56
  Speaker 2: do it. We'll do a special episode.
• 30:00
  Speaker 5: Yeah, and the one I goes.
• 30:02
  Speaker 2: Ok, let's just move on. It's best to move along.
• 30:06
  Speaker 2: What does Rose list as hobbies on her resume? I
• 30:11
  Speaker 2: need all of them? Oh gee, or the person that
• 30:15
  Speaker 2: gets the most of them, right, Okay.
• 30:20
  Speaker 4: Hold on, I know one, Steven. Yes, she was like
• 30:26
  Speaker 4: a homemaker for twenty six years.
• 30:28
  Speaker 1: I don't think that was part of the hobbies.
• 30:30
  Speaker 2: Though, just the hobbies. You don't have to give me
• 30:32
  Speaker 2: the whole resume.
• 30:33
  Speaker 4: No, that I don't remember.
• 30:35
  Speaker 1: Gina, Yes, I know. Viking history Okay, was the other one?
• 30:41
  Speaker 2: Cow milking, no anyone else.
• 30:45
  Speaker 4: That's why I wrote Viking history down.
• 30:49
  Speaker 2: She's making I'm probably gonna get a rare point she's making.
• 30:53
  Speaker 2: Was one of them she's making?
• 30:54
  Speaker 1: Okay, Well, I don't remember the third one.
• 30:57
  Speaker 2: Mm hm, you know Gina got to Let's give Gina
• 31:02
  Speaker 2: the point. But I'm gonna let you know that the
• 31:04
  Speaker 2: the middle one. So the order was cheese making, stamp collecting, and.
• 31:08
  Speaker 1: All right, she's a philadalist, because I was like, oh,
• 31:12
  Speaker 1: I'm a philadalist, are you not?
• 31:15
  Speaker 2: Not anymore? I was, I was hardcoreing to stamps, and
• 31:19
  Speaker 2: I don't know if that's maybe why, Like she's a
• 31:21
  Speaker 2: fallacious whoa yeah, whoa?
• 31:27
  Speaker 9: Because you suck.
• 31:31
  Speaker 1: I was just gonna take this hysterectomy, says damn.
• 31:36
  Speaker 2: That bite was brought to you by lack of uteruss.
• 31:44
  Speaker 1: We did kind of attack around it nowhere.
• 31:45
  Speaker 2: We love you, Okay, all right, let's just move.
• 31:54
  Speaker 1: We love you.
• 31:56
  Speaker 2: There are two possible answers for this, so up to
• 31:59
  Speaker 2: two people can get the point. If you want to
• 32:01
  Speaker 2: tackle them both, you just get one. Don't be greedy.
• 32:06
  Speaker 2: Why do they mature faster in.
• 32:08
  Speaker 1: The South, Gina? Yes, I think it's because of the heat. Yes,
• 32:17
  Speaker 1: you need a.
• 32:18
  Speaker 2: Buzzing buzzing yeah please okay, point Gina. Why doesn't Dorothy
• 32:26
  Speaker 2: sleep with or plan to ever sleep with, Barry Glick Kristen? Yes,
• 32:33
  Speaker 2: he's gay?
• 32:33
  Speaker 1: Yeah? Is that Abby whining?
• 32:36
  Speaker 2: She's snoring?
• 32:39
  Speaker 1: Dreamland?
• 32:40
  Speaker 2: She looks adorable.
• 32:42
  Speaker 1: Let's aw let her be running.
• 32:49
  Speaker 2: Visual things are great for audio podcasts.
• 32:53
  Speaker 1: Pretend you saw an adorable dog listener.
• 32:55
  Speaker 2: Yeah, your choice, Okay, did someone answer that question?
• 33:00
  Speaker 1: Kristen did that he was gay?
• 33:01
  Speaker 2: And you got it right? Yes, okay, sorry I got
• 33:03
  Speaker 2: distracted by the dog. Why doesn't it bring Dorothy or sorry?
• 33:09
  Speaker 2: Why does it bring Dorothy comfort? That very glick is gay?
• 33:15
  Speaker 4: Steven? Yes, because he'll never be with another woman?
• 33:20
  Speaker 2: Correct, no other woman can. What is Rose's discount percent
• 33:27
  Speaker 2: on day old danishes at the Fountain Rock.
• 33:30
  Speaker 4: Cafe midnight smoke? Oh sixty.
• 33:36
  Speaker 5: Good work, only sixty percent?
• 33:39
  Speaker 2: And this is the final question. And I think you
• 33:41
  Speaker 2: all know probably what this is about since I made
• 33:45
  Speaker 2: you already watch it. But why does Rose say she
• 33:49
  Speaker 2: can never date Milton? Yes, Kristen, he only dates fat women. Yes?
• 33:58
  Speaker 6: Oh God?
• 33:59
  Speaker 1: Like that chub rub? Do you want to stick at muffolds? Baby?
• 34:06
  Speaker 2: The way Gina is talking right now is why like
• 34:10
  Speaker 2: chubby chasers always used to freak me out because I
• 34:13
  Speaker 2: was like, how are you I want to feed as
• 34:16
  Speaker 2: a person? Yeah? Or like my chub because that's.
• 34:20
  Speaker 1: Just talking to your stomach.
• 34:21
  Speaker 4: Hell do you want to rub?
• 34:27
  Speaker 1: No?
• 34:28
  Speaker 2: Grouse, just not for me. Don't come to that right.
• 34:35
  Speaker 1: Hey, I'm up here, that's my flab.
• 34:42
  Speaker 2: I sure do.
• 34:44
  Speaker 1: Richard Venture played Milton and he was also on Mary
• 34:48
  Speaker 1: Hartman and Mary Hartman just like one of the guests
• 34:50
  Speaker 1: last week, and Dorothy in this episode says Rose is
• 34:55
  Speaker 1: fifty five years old. Betty White was in fact, do
• 35:00
  Speaker 1: you want a guess how old she was here?
• 35:02
  Speaker 2: Forty eight?
• 35:03
  Speaker 1: No older, sixty sixty three? Wow, she looked pretty good
• 35:09
  Speaker 1: for sixty three.
• 35:11
  Speaker 2: If any of us could mathick, oh my god, could
• 35:14
  Speaker 2: have just done the math right, But we can't mas
• 35:17
  Speaker 2: harder math It's hard.
• 35:20
  Speaker 1: There's going to be a lot of times when they
• 35:22
  Speaker 1: name ages and it does not match the actress at all.
• 35:25
  Speaker 2: I imagine Sophia's is pretty high up on the list.
• 35:29
  Speaker 1: I believe IMDb also said it wouldn't match up for
• 35:31
  Speaker 1: their ages, that Stan would have been going to Korea,
• 35:34
  Speaker 1: but I can't remember the exact wording.
• 35:36
  Speaker 5: Because the time period doesn't quite well.
• 35:39
  Speaker 2: Yeah, he would have been really young or really old.
• 35:43
  Speaker 1: For of course he could have just been telling Dorothy
• 35:45
  Speaker 1: that to get laid. Yeah, she said that was her
• 35:50
  Speaker 1: war efforts. And b Arthur was in the military.
• 35:56
  Speaker 2: Nurse right, No, was she marine?
• 36:00
  Speaker 1: What was she?
• 36:01
  Speaker 2: Something?
• 36:02
  Speaker 1: She was?
• 36:04
  Speaker 2: But she had like a lady job.
• 36:05
  Speaker 9: Because it was I thought she was a trust driver.
• 36:09
  Speaker 1: It wasn't she Marine Corps Women's Reserve as a typist
• 36:13
  Speaker 1: and truck driver.
• 36:14
  Speaker 4: Nice. Yeah, she was logistics.
• 36:16
  Speaker 2: She didn't ever obviously see combat because.
• 36:19
  Speaker 1: Her birth name is Bernice Frinkle. Oh, we've learned a lot.
• 36:28
  Speaker 2: I like it.
• 36:29
  Speaker 1: I like you.
• 36:33
  Speaker 2: I hope that was the royal you and not just
• 36:36
  Speaker 2: all of you.
• 36:36
  Speaker 5: Yes, but not the singular.
• 36:41
  Speaker 1: All right, who was our villain? It was Rose, which
• 36:44
  Speaker 1: I giggled because I knew Rose was the one looking
• 36:46
  Speaker 1: for a job. I would have her hands full.
• 36:50
  Speaker 2: No, I got this first of all. I just want
• 36:53
  Speaker 2: to point out when they're all talking about sex and
• 36:55
  Speaker 2: sleeping with their husbands, she slept. Shames them for not
• 37:00
  Speaker 2: waiting till they were married, and she slept. She so
• 37:04
  Speaker 2: much that she did that in other episodes previously, including
• 37:08
  Speaker 2: Rose the Prude, where she was like, I've been sucked
• 37:10
  Speaker 2: with anyone since. I do think that that's probably why
• 37:16
  Speaker 2: Dorothy makes that like good face in that scene, because
• 37:22
  Speaker 2: they're tired of being picked on by this fucking prude.
• 37:26
  Speaker 2: Shoes then literally invites strangers into the house. Or Dorothy's
• 37:31
  Speaker 2: just trying to drink her orange joes and read her
• 37:33
  Speaker 2: newsweek and there's fucking Milton on the patio Sad Sad
• 37:39
  Speaker 2: belongs there. Yeah, so that sucks, and then starts waking
• 37:44
  Speaker 2: up her roommates with phone calls at all hours of
• 37:47
  Speaker 2: the night.
• 37:49
  Speaker 1: I would be made and you know people are calling you.
• 37:55
  Speaker 2: Yeah, that's that's fucking redick. Then she makes like such
• 38:01
  Speaker 2: terrible faces when she's having that sex conversation too. That
• 38:04
  Speaker 2: really upset me her. Like, now, I know you mentioned
• 38:08
  Speaker 2: while we were watching that you know, it was probably
• 38:10
  Speaker 2: because its censors wouldn't allow them to say orgasm. But
• 38:13
  Speaker 2: that face she makes is so uncomfortable and so weird.
• 38:16
  Speaker 1: It is weird.
• 38:17
  Speaker 2: We all said things like we're not sure what she
• 38:20
  Speaker 2: thought sex was or what we were talking about, So
• 38:23
  Speaker 2: make less weird faces, Rose, Have you ever you know?
• 38:30
  Speaker 5: It genuinely felt like an alternative intro to the series.
• 38:33
  Speaker 6: It did.
• 38:34
  Speaker 1: It felt like another pilot.
• 38:36
  Speaker 2: Yeah, well okay, and I have thoughts on that, but
• 38:38
  Speaker 2: let's let me finish the last thing. And here is
• 38:41
  Speaker 2: the mic drop. She's a bitch. She fat shamed Blanche
• 38:45
  Speaker 2: at the end and said, oh, I'll never go out
• 38:48
  Speaker 2: with him because she only has fat chicks. That's fucked, Rose,
• 38:52
  Speaker 2: That is absolutely fucked. No need but did she know
• 38:55
  Speaker 2: Blanche was going on a date with him at that point?
• 38:58
  Speaker 8: She was just asking your relationship fairly professionals.
• 39:01
  Speaker 2: I don't know if she told Rose.
• 39:02
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm not sure.
• 39:04
  Speaker 2: I'm just curious.
• 39:06
  Speaker 4: I don't think so.
• 39:07
  Speaker 2: She heard Blanche trying to lose three pounds for the
• 39:10
  Speaker 2: whole episode when she was asking questions about the man.
• 39:15
  Speaker 2: Blanche doesn't ask questions about men because she's interested in facts. True,
• 39:21
  Speaker 2: very true. Yeah, she knew what she was doing. Don't
• 39:26
  Speaker 2: fucking defend your character.
• 39:28
  Speaker 1: She always will when it throws.
• 39:30
  Speaker 2: Yeah. Rose is not innocent ever, and is judgi Yeah yeah, No,
• 39:38
  Speaker 2: one likes judging people.
• 39:40
  Speaker 1: Yeah, Kristen, Wow, I'm just telling you, Kristin.
• 39:46
  Speaker 2: Well no, so yeah, let's address the elephant in the room.
• 39:48
  Speaker 2: This did feel like the pilot, right, Yeah.
• 39:51
  Speaker 1: A lot of the clips, as I pointed out, were
• 39:53
  Speaker 1: in the intro.
• 39:55
  Speaker 2: I think because this is such a downer, because this
• 39:58
  Speaker 2: dealt with talking about sexuality, they probably already had the
• 40:01
  Speaker 2: script written for like Rose the Prude, which was shortly
• 40:05
  Speaker 2: after this. We also had other episodes that dealt with
• 40:08
  Speaker 2: Rose not having money previously this episode. I think because
• 40:12
  Speaker 2: they mapped out episodes in advance for this show that
• 40:15
  Speaker 2: they probably moved it when they were like, Oh, you're
• 40:18
  Speaker 2: not supposed to know Rose is poor yet, We're not
• 40:20
  Speaker 2: supposed to know that she doesn't she's only having that
• 40:23
  Speaker 2: she's only had sex with her husband. Yeah, like we're
• 40:26
  Speaker 2: not supposed to know that stuff yet. And so I
• 40:28
  Speaker 2: think they pushed it.
• 40:29
  Speaker 8: Off because the hair is definitely different, that's makeup.
• 40:33
  Speaker 1: She looks completely Sol looks different, Blanche looks.
• 40:37
  Speaker 2: Down conditioned and like hairsprayed. It was like she rode
• 40:42
  Speaker 2: to the set in a convertible and then they like
• 40:46
  Speaker 2: just ran their fingers through her hair and put her
• 40:48
  Speaker 2: on set.
• 40:49
  Speaker 1: Was not polished, like I don't think Dorothy was wearing earrings.
• 40:53
  Speaker 2: No, so Rose had that like rud lipstick on again
• 40:57
  Speaker 2: at one scene that was like a grass Civilly read.
• 41:01
  Speaker 1: Yeah, and there's twenty five episodes this season, so they
• 41:03
  Speaker 1: really dumped it. Near the end they were like, I
• 41:06
  Speaker 1: just get it out there.
• 41:07
  Speaker 2: Or maybe it also isn't as it's funny that it's
• 41:11
  Speaker 2: like more also serious. They may have felt that it
• 41:14
  Speaker 2: was too serious when they're trying.
• 41:15
  Speaker 1: To get the random close ups of bars and she's
• 41:18
  Speaker 1: making these serious statements.
• 41:21
  Speaker 5: The scene where they were like transitioning between different sets
• 41:25
  Speaker 5: or like walking down a hallway kind of thing. Like
• 41:27
  Speaker 5: they didn't really do that, did they know?
• 41:30
  Speaker 1: Yeah, no, they usually just play that little tune and
• 41:33
  Speaker 1: then either they're in it or not.
• 41:35
  Speaker 2: Yeah, it was. It was weird, but I think they
• 41:39
  Speaker 2: may have even not planned to use We'll have to
• 41:42
  Speaker 2: dig a little. Maybe we'll come back and tell our
• 41:45
  Speaker 2: listeners why that was out of place. If we can
• 41:47
  Speaker 2: find it online, we'll do some research. But all those
• 41:50
  Speaker 2: clips were in the intro and there's that one other
• 41:55
  Speaker 2: episode that they didn't use, the scene of the it's
• 41:58
  Speaker 2: the clip with the hand and the sleeve, right, yeah, yes,
• 42:01
  Speaker 2: they were like, well, fuck, all of our intro is
• 42:04
  Speaker 2: episodes they've never seen. Maybe then that's what made them
• 42:07
  Speaker 2: push it out.
• 42:08
  Speaker 1: That's not yeah, maybe, but we'll take a look.
• 42:10
  Speaker 2: We'll see.
• 42:11
  Speaker 1: We need to also mention something that triggered Aaron, and
• 42:15
  Speaker 1: that was all the food on the table.
• 42:19
  Speaker 2: I hate it so much.
• 42:20
  Speaker 1: I don't understand, like they got out cookies, cheesecake, milk,
• 42:24
  Speaker 1: there was a thing a mustard on the table, pepperoni.
• 42:29
  Speaker 2: They were pepper and Chinese or like, yeah, they.
• 42:33
  Speaker 1: Were eating with weird wooden prison spoofs.
• 42:36
  Speaker 2: That was weird. Yeah, like they carved themselves, they carved
• 42:40
  Speaker 2: their own spoons.
• 42:41
  Speaker 8: The cheesecake out of the freezer.
• 42:44
  Speaker 1: Right right, How are you eating that frozen ass cheesecake?
• 42:47
  Speaker 2: Has that freezer burn on? Your cheesecake?
• 42:50
  Speaker 1: Uncovered?
• 42:51
  Speaker 2: So mad?
• 42:52
  Speaker 1: I don't even think they ate it.
• 42:54
  Speaker 2: And then they were going to pull out more food.
• 42:56
  Speaker 2: Oh yeahs to.
• 42:57
  Speaker 1: Coffee and bacon, indeed, fish and fucking eggs, and her discounting,
• 43:04
  Speaker 1: say sixty off Danish.
• 43:08
  Speaker 2: She paid full price for that day.
• 43:09
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, you're paying price for Danish rocks.
• 43:15
  Speaker 4: Damn damn. Yeah.
• 43:17
  Speaker 1: So Rose gets a job as a waitress in the
• 43:19
  Speaker 1: end twelve hour days.
• 43:21
  Speaker 2: Yeah, spoiler. I don't like that. No, no, no, oh Milton,
• 43:32
  Speaker 2: I live here.
• 43:35
  Speaker 1: You don't, you don't.
• 43:39
  Speaker 5: I had to explain it to this person, like, no,
• 43:41
  Speaker 5: you don't live here, right.
• 43:42
  Speaker 1: No, I took the bus here. Why why.
• 43:48
  Speaker 6: It's so good?
• 43:51
  Speaker 1: You like this one?
• 43:52
  Speaker 2: Guys?
• 43:53
  Speaker 4: I did?
• 43:53
  Speaker 6: It was?
• 43:54
  Speaker 5: It was interesting, Yeah, but it definitely felt like like
• 43:56
  Speaker 5: an alternative intro, or at least like maybe an episode
• 44:00
  Speaker 5: that came after the pilot.
• 44:02
  Speaker 4: I think that that was the whole thing.
• 44:03
  Speaker 6: It was like something that had previously recorded and it
• 44:06
  Speaker 6: just held it off and like we need something.
• 44:07
  Speaker 4: And you're right, like we did that just for you.
• 44:10
  Speaker 1: You're welcome. Oh, thank you.
• 44:13
  Speaker 4: We're all in a place too, I get it.
• 44:14
  Speaker 5: Yeah, because.
• 44:16
  Speaker 2: Again, gentlemen, it is absolutely delight to have you on
• 44:20
  Speaker 2: our show. Thank you. Open door policy with us truly
• 44:24
  Speaker 2: for those of you listening way out there in the
• 44:26
  Speaker 2: dark somewhere, or maybe you're not sitting in the dark
• 44:29
  Speaker 2: way like Sophia. I don't know, but here's the thing.
• 44:32
  Speaker 2: Where can they find you? And also do you want
• 44:34
  Speaker 2: to plug your show coming up?
• 44:37
  Speaker 4: Yeah?
• 44:38
  Speaker 6: Yeah, yeah, Well you can find the updates for everything
• 44:41
  Speaker 6: we will have go on. But most of our shows
• 44:43
  Speaker 6: and everything else we're doing at bfy twpod dot com.
• 44:46
  Speaker 6: We pretty much played game shows, like kind of like
• 44:49
  Speaker 6: the game.
• 44:49
  Speaker 1: You just did a very fun show, yeah yeah.
• 44:52
  Speaker 6: And our host is award winning, not really award winning,
• 44:55
  Speaker 6: but published author Aaron Randolph, creator of Thane and has
• 44:58
  Speaker 6: got his new novel out Rika and The Inevitable Inevitability
• 45:03
  Speaker 6: of Life through all the Book Places and such. We
• 45:06
  Speaker 6: are also as a show doing our three hundredth episode
• 45:09
  Speaker 6: in Colorado Springs, Colorado.
• 45:12
  Speaker 4: We're doing three live shows there.
• 45:13
  Speaker 6: We're doing one Friday night show, a Saturday afternoon and
• 45:16
  Speaker 6: then a Saturday night show to compromise.
• 45:19
  Speaker 1: The three hundred busy boys.
• 45:20
  Speaker 4: It's gonna be fun.
• 45:21
  Speaker 6: A live game show is going to be a good time.
• 45:23
  Speaker 6: We are taking on Taskmaster again. We haven't done that
• 45:26
  Speaker 6: since episode one, I think, so it's gonna be a
• 45:29
  Speaker 6: lot of fun.
• 45:30
  Speaker 1: It's gonna be gonna be amazing.
• 45:31
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 45:32
  Speaker 6: So more info will be on the bfy twpod dot
• 45:35
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• 45:37
  Speaker 6: find you at? Dog is zeroing and you can find
• 45:39
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• 45:41
  Speaker 2: And Curious Dude.
• 45:44
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• 45:51
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• 45:54
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• 45:57
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• 45:59
  Speaker 6: Do it?
• 46:00
  Speaker 2: Do it.
• 46:04
  Speaker 1: Is me? Yes, Abbie? Are you awake now?
• 46:07
  Speaker 2: Yeah?
• 46:09
  Speaker 1: You were snoring?
• 46:09
  Speaker 2: He was?
• 46:10
  Speaker 1: He was so cute.
• 46:11
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I didn't put the cheesecake out, but I think
• 46:14
  Speaker 2: it's time to get in the car.
• 46:16
  Speaker 1: You want to get in the car. Yeah, where are
• 46:19
  Speaker 1: we going?
• 46:20
  Speaker 2: And then you go to my grandma's house in a
• 46:22
  Speaker 2: little bit. Oh yeah yeah, so you eat your old
• 46:28
  Speaker 2: your old cheesecake.
• 46:29
  Speaker 1: We'll eat the one on the freezer that's all burned.
• 46:32
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 46:33
  Speaker 1: Fine, you go enjoy your day. Abbey's Abbey mm hmm okay,
• 46:39
  Speaker 1: bye bye bye