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No, I'm Not Gonna... · Armstrong & Getty One More Thing

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  Speaker 1: Okay, I'm sorry ahead of time. No, I'm not gonna swallow.
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  Speaker 1: It's one more thing.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, no, one more thing.
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  Speaker 3: You know, many many moons ago, we're discussing with one
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  Speaker 3: Katie Green whether she would like to join this band
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  Speaker 3: of merry men. We said, look, I hope you understand
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  Speaker 3: that there will be off color or politically incorrect comments made,
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  Speaker 3: and she said, yeah, I'll probably be the one making them.
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  Speaker 2: I assume this was rebald misdirection totally.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, so what are we talking about?
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  Speaker 4: All right?
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  Speaker 1: I so have you heard of the trend the muck
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  Speaker 1: bangs where people eat just obnoxious amounts of food on
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  Speaker 1: the internet and people.
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  Speaker 2: Watch no bang it's it's they order.
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  Speaker 1: They go to McDonald's and they order everything on the menu.
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  Speaker 1: And they're usually people that you would find on like
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  Speaker 1: my six hundred pound life.
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  Speaker 2: Oh okay, I do eat.
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  Speaker 1: It all and they eat it all and people pay
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  Speaker 1: to watch them eat it.
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  Speaker 2: Ah.
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  Speaker 3: I might do one of those, so well, well, hey,
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  Speaker 3: you might as well turn your hobbies into money if
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  Speaker 3: you can't.
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  Speaker 1: Go So I, for whatever reason, the algorithm, I hate
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  Speaker 1: it so much through this in my face the other day,
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  Speaker 1: but then I started seeing muckbang videos of really fit
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  Speaker 1: people doing this.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, I'm pretty fit, but I'll do one of those.
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  Speaker 5: I'll order like a bunch of stuff and have my
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  Speaker 5: kid's videotape it. Maybe today.
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  Speaker 1: But I'm talking people with like thirty thousand followers every
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  Speaker 1: or more, and every single video on this very fit
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  Speaker 1: person's page where they post every day, they're muckbanging something
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  Speaker 1: awful for you.
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  Speaker 5: So did they purge afterwards?
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  Speaker 6: So if you watch the videos, they never swallow.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, so they cew the food and then the video
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  Speaker 1: cuts to the next item and they're spitting it out
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  Speaker 1: into a garbage.
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  Speaker 3: This is at least four to five different kinds of
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  Speaker 3: what the fuck?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah is that?
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  Speaker 6: Because I'm sitting there going like, how are all these
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  Speaker 6: people so fit?
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  Speaker 1: So I was looking, you know, kind of digging into it,
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  Speaker 1: and that's what they're doing. They order the food, they
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  Speaker 1: bite it, they chew it, they make it look like
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  Speaker 1: it's perfect, and then it cuts.
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  Speaker 6: So they can spit it out and then they move on. Yeah,
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  Speaker 6: is that not sick?
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  Speaker 2: It's cheating. You're a cheater.
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  Speaker 3: If this is not the end of humanity, humanity will
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  Speaker 3: endure for a billion years.
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  Speaker 4: This is insane.
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  Speaker 2: It's not going to.
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  Speaker 3: Speaking of fitness, Katie, I'm asking you for as you
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  Speaker 3: and well, you know a lot of gals and you're
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  Speaker 3: talking anyway. But so something happened the other day. I'm
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  Speaker 3: playing golf with some of my friends. We have a foursome,
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  Speaker 3: four players. We get to the tenth tee and a
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  Speaker 3: twosome to people that had been behind us kind of
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  Speaker 3: dwede up just as we're hitting our first shots. And
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  Speaker 3: while you don't have to let a twusome through you
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  Speaker 3: because you're holding him up, we offered, would you like
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  Speaker 3: to hit would you like to go through us so
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  Speaker 3: they could play.
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  Speaker 4: And not have to wait for us all the time?
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  Speaker 4: Kind of you yes, And they said are you sure?
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  Speaker 4: You're absolutely sure? You said, we said, yeah, go have fun.
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  Speaker 3: And so they were a thirty to thirty five year
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  Speaker 3: old man, good looking fella, very fit and is very
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  Speaker 3: very good looking, thirty year old woman.
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  Speaker 4: I assume it's his wife.
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  Speaker 3: So they go past us up to the guy's tea
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  Speaker 3: and he whacks his ball and then they go up
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  Speaker 3: to the women's tea and just as in a side
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  Speaker 3: I probably shouldn't say this, it was on the other
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  Speaker 3: side of a bridge, to get to those teas because
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  Speaker 3: being superior players, we're at the pack teas.
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  Speaker 4: Anyway.
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  Speaker 3: A buddy of mine who was in the other cart,
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  Speaker 3: he says, I'm gonna go up and watch this. And
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  Speaker 3: my buddy in my cart said, you're a pig. And
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  Speaker 3: we hung back at the properties. But because she was
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  Speaker 3: a hottie, they figured.
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  Speaker 4: They'd be anyway.
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  Speaker 3: So she gets ready to tee off and to put
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  Speaker 3: her ball on a tee. She bends over at the waist,
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  Speaker 3: and I don't know if the tea was malformed or water.
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  Speaker 3: She was a beginning golfer, she wasn't she had a
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  Speaker 3: great swing. She was stood there, bent over at the
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  Speaker 3: waist with her hand to the ground for a good
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  Speaker 3: fifteen second, ten to fifteen seconds. It takes you three
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  Speaker 3: seconds to put a ball on a tee.
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  Speaker 2: Was jack?
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  Speaker 4: She knew exactly what she was doing, That was my question.
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  Speaker 6: Tell me I knew.
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  Speaker 5: It to one end, though, to get what her ass
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  Speaker 5: was directly facing toward us, including my buddies who had
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  Speaker 5: gone up fifty yards to get post her, to witness
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  Speaker 5: the phenomenon like.
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  Speaker 4: A couple of pigs.
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  Speaker 5: I've often wondered that I'm I'm I'm I've been blind
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  Speaker 5: to that many times in my life where somebody has
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  Speaker 5: pointed out they did that on purpose, Like, really.
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  Speaker 1: She knew that if she did that it would possibly
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  Speaker 1: drive you guys a little bit nuts.
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  Speaker 3: Really just to exercise her sexual power because that feels good, or.
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  Speaker 6: She knows she looks good and she's you know.
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  Speaker 5: But I like, I get it if a salesperson's doing
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  Speaker 5: it to try to sell me or something like that.
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  Speaker 5: But sometimes, y'all, women do it just to exercise your
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  Speaker 5: sexual power.
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  Speaker 1: Yes, confirmed, because it feels good. Yeah, she knows she's Hey,
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  Speaker 1: she's not going to look like that forever. You might
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  Speaker 1: as well drive people nuts.
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  Speaker 6: Why you can?
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  Speaker 5: That's interesting?
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  Speaker 3: I mean, because you know, I have a tight back.
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  Speaker 3: At times, I stretch a lot on the golf course,
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  Speaker 3: and partly because jokes have been made at my expense.
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  Speaker 3: When I bend over and touch my toes, I generally
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  Speaker 3: do it not with my arse toward the other fellas
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  Speaker 3: it reminds them too much of their time in prison.
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  Speaker 1: Katie, don't drop the soap. But no, she, I mean,
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  Speaker 1: she could have done that umpteen many ways, not done
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  Speaker 1: it the way she did it.
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  Speaker 3: She could have faced the other way. Yes, she could
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  Speaker 3: have squatted down at the knees.
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  Speaker 1: Absolutely, yeah, yeah, So she had options and she went
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  Speaker 1: with that.
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  Speaker 4: It was had a girl. That's fine with me.
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  Speaker 6: I gotta drive some time, drive some girls crazy.
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  Speaker 4: But oh, I'm not sure it works that way, particularly
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  Speaker 4: a man of my vintage. I'll speak for myself.
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  Speaker 3: Uh yeah, okay, So I wondered at the time, Wait
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  Speaker 3: a minute, that cannot be accidental.
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  Speaker 4: What was her? You cannot be so unself. Pardon me,
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  Speaker 4: I'm sorry? What was her? What was her? Guy doing?
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  Speaker 4: So he had already hit So was he?
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  Speaker 3: I think he was sitting in the cart because the
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  Speaker 3: women's teasers about does.
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  Speaker 5: He like his girlfriend or wife exercising your sexual power
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  Speaker 5: for other dude's enjoyment? You know?
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  Speaker 4: Jack?
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  Speaker 3: Partly because I was so fascinated by the sociological, scientific
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  Speaker 3: question before us, I did not glance away from her.
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  Speaker 4: To him the entire time this transpired.
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  Speaker 1: I also am fascinated. I did not know there were
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  Speaker 1: women's teas. I also don't golf, but I had no
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  Speaker 1: idea that there were two different tea areas.
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  Speaker 3: Actually, they're at the courses I play mostly there are six.
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  Speaker 3: There's like I'm an incredible stud golfer teas. Then in
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  Speaker 3: front of those, there's the I'm really really good. Then
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  Speaker 3: there's the I'm pretty good and can hitdered a pretty
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  Speaker 3: long way. Then there's there I'm an average golfer. Then
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  Speaker 3: in front of those is the I'm a woman or
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  Speaker 3: a junior, and then in front of those is like,
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  Speaker 3: I'm eighty years old.
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  Speaker 5: You know, it's kind of funny that the whole women's
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  Speaker 5: teas being way closer to the green than the men's
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  Speaker 5: teas thing continues in this world of there's no difference
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  Speaker 5: between men and women, and there's no advantage to a
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  Speaker 5: man playing girls sports. I'm so why haven't Why haven't
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  Speaker 5: golf courses changed? Everybody's accepted the golf teas being that
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  Speaker 5: way forever.
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  Speaker 1: Now, if you're a dude dressed as a woman, can
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  Speaker 1: you hit from the woman's tea.
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  Speaker 4: Well for a cup of coffee? Yes?
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  Speaker 3: On the LPGA Tour until that's the Ladies Professional Golfssociation,
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  Speaker 3: until they realized, oh, this is effing nonsense, because they're fellas.
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  Speaker 3: I mean, I'm a pretty good player by global standards,
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  Speaker 3: and I can hit it about as long as the
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  Speaker 3: best women golfers on Earth. That's the reason thereforward. They're
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  Speaker 3: way better players.
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  Speaker 4: Than me, but they're just they're not a dude.
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  Speaker 3: Again, the fact that that argument not only had to
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  Speaker 3: be made at all, but like was being made and
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  Speaker 3: lost for a little while, well, it was disturbing. I
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  Speaker 3: think we were all pretty disturbed that a fair number
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  Speaker 3: of our neighbors would say, oh.
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  Speaker 4: No, that that.
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  Speaker 3: That's a woman. Trans women are women, and therefore that
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  Speaker 3: person can play in women's sports, like the either four
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  Speaker 3: or cultists.
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  Speaker 5: They were surprised it never made it to the world
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  Speaker 5: of regular golf courses though, that there was not some
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  Speaker 5: argument to like, just have one set.
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  Speaker 4: Of teas, I think, because that would be absurd.
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  Speaker 2: Well, it would be that.
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  Speaker 6: It wouldn't work for the game, sounds like, but.
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  Speaker 4: I would be miserable.
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  Speaker 3: You'd have par four's where you know, theoretically you can
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  Speaker 3: reach the green if you play well in two shots,
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  Speaker 3: then two putts. There would be par four's that no
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  Speaker 3: woman on Earth could reach in two shots, So.
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  Speaker 4: That would be absurd.
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  Speaker 3: Like the whole blanking trans well dudes and women's sports
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  Speaker 3: was absurd.
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  Speaker 6: Have you guys ever seen the show Always Sunny in Philadelphia?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah?
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  Speaker 4: Yes, yeah, I wish I could watch it more. It's
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  Speaker 4: very clever.
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  Speaker 6: It's one of my favorite shows.
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  Speaker 1: I just watched an episode that was all about men
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  Speaker 1: dominating women in everything that they do. And so the
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  Speaker 1: gang goes around and it's the guys against the girls,
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  Speaker 1: and they did like the punching machine that you see
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  Speaker 1: at bars, and Dennis just kills the chicken, turns around
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  Speaker 1: and goes, I beat you because I'm a man.
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  Speaker 2: It's the way it works.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, sounds like a good day at the golf course, Joe.
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  Speaker 2: It probably doesn't even matter what the score was. Well,
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  Speaker 2: I guess that's it.