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HIGHLIGHT POD 30 MINS: The Woody Show January 13th 2026 Podcast · The Woody Show

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  Speaker 1: Woody Show, and we are into another new hour Insensitivity Training,
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  Speaker 1: pree putically correct World. Woodie, Greg go Menace, Hi, Jina
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  Speaker 1: grad SeaBASS is here, you got Sammy Morgan is here
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  Speaker 1: and we got the phones open eight seven seven forty
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  Speaker 1: four Wooding. You can hit us up of the text
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  Speaker 1: send your text over to two to nine eight seven.
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  Speaker 1: As we talked about at the top of the show,
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  Speaker 1: one of the dumb holidays today is poetry at work day.
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  Speaker 2: Hell yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Now there was some confusion as to what exactly that meant,
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  Speaker 1: but it really did mean there should be more actual
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  Speaker 1: poetry in the workplace at the work.
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  Speaker 3: Oh yeah, that's what we need.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, exactly. Well, I mean, Vaughn you you do slam poetry.
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  Speaker 4: You still do that, not that often, but I did
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  Speaker 4: slam poetry for about ten years or so from out
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  Speaker 4: of high school through college and grad.
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  Speaker 1: School, and then kind of fowed out about five years
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  Speaker 1: ago or so. Nobody does that as like a career, right, Oh,
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  Speaker 1: they do, they do. How do you make money? Is
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  Speaker 1: a slam poet?
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  Speaker 5: There was a poet who won America's Got Talent a
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  Speaker 5: million Bug.
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  Speaker 4: One of my friends, Brendan Leeko, beat some time and slam.
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  Speaker 4: But a lot of the slams are cash prizes. Uh,
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  Speaker 4: there are big slams that are like national regional that
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  Speaker 4: are like five thousand dollars ten thousand.
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  Speaker 1: So you go from city to city you can like
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  Speaker 1: get your own father. That many contests that you can
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  Speaker 1: like survive. There are people play corn Hoole professionally, definitely away.
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  Speaker 6: You can get sponsors on that though. Do you have
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  Speaker 6: like there's a billions do you have like a NASCAR
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  Speaker 6: jacket when you're doing I haven't seen that yet.
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  Speaker 1: You get sponsored. See. The problem is poets are a
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  Speaker 1: little too.
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  Speaker 2: Moral, so they won't take like yeah, blood money.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm trying. I'm trying.
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  Speaker 5: What is the main age demographic, Like, what's the range
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  Speaker 5: that really loves it.
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  Speaker 4: I would say a lot of high school like eighteen
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  Speaker 4: to twenty five, it's like the big age range, but
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  Speaker 4: it's been a lot older now though it's a lot
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  Speaker 4: of thirty plus year olds are kind of running the
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  Speaker 4: slam game.
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  Speaker 1: The slam game, which I mean it sounds sexy, can
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  Speaker 1: be sexy. Poetry can melt the panties off chicks, right,
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  Speaker 1: So we figured, you know, poetry at work day and
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  Speaker 1: we're trying to get dates for you know, dumbass Tyler
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  Speaker 1: and for Menji, which we're working on. We'll have a
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  Speaker 1: little update for you coming up a little bit later
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  Speaker 1: in the show. But you know, Vaughan is also a
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  Speaker 1: single man.
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  Speaker 7: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: No, you've been on kind of like a you've been
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  Speaker 1: in a kind of like a like a dry streak,
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  Speaker 1: right somewhat, Yeah, someone someone like has that. Has that
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  Speaker 1: changed since the last time you had mentioned something? No,
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  Speaker 1: it hasn't. Oh my, somewhat, it's been it's been a
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  Speaker 1: long time. It's been a few months.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, And I think that we don't put you in
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  Speaker 6: the mix with those two because we feel like, you know,
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  Speaker 6: we look at we have a lot of personality.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, you know, you're at events all the time, Like
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  Speaker 1: you look at the guy and you're like, oh, he's
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  Speaker 1: he's getting laid looking.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah. Yeah, he's ripped.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, I used to be ripped. I'm gonna get back
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  Speaker 1: into my shape.
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  Speaker 4: But but no, I'm uh, I went through my entire
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  Speaker 4: horror phase and all that. So I'm trying to be
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  Speaker 4: better now, which is kind of an issue. So like
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  Speaker 4: when I go out, I'm not like looking for the
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  Speaker 4: action at the end of the night.
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  Speaker 1: So like you tug it before you go out, so
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  Speaker 1: you're not Yeah right, that's one way to put it.
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  Speaker 1: I mean, how do you control yourself just like tug
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  Speaker 1: it before you go out a wait for marriage? Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: it's not one of those like you're not having sex,
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  Speaker 1: but you're doing other things. Yeah for sure, absolutely. So
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  Speaker 1: what so what like when you say dry streak you
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  Speaker 1: mean like actual intercourse or like have you received the
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  Speaker 1: mouth party in the last handful of months? That's handful
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  Speaker 1: of months. Yeah, but yeah, I'm saying, like does that count? Like,
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  Speaker 1: so when you say dry streak, that doesn't mean that
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  Speaker 1: means nothing other than something you've done your elfe nothing
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  Speaker 1: at all, nothing at all. Just a clarify because you know,
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  Speaker 1: there are like lots of a lot of questions now
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  Speaker 1: because the virgina Okay, well yeah, well the biggest beaf I.
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  Speaker 6: Have that younger people have kind of like changed the
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  Speaker 6: meaning of is we hooked up? Because when I, you know,
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  Speaker 6: was a younger man, when we said we hooked up,
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  Speaker 6: that means we had sex, I mean sex.
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  Speaker 1: Nowadays are like, oh they just made out.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, No, dude, Like when you say you hooked up,
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  Speaker 6: you like went all the way agreed.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean at least oral, right, Like hooking up.
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  Speaker 2: Means making it just making out, Now it could mean like.
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  Speaker 1: Just making like making out, making out. They'll say they
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  Speaker 1: hooked up just like made out like kissing. Yeah what Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I know that's even dumber than I was thinking, bar right.
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  Speaker 8: Because such young kids started using the term that you
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  Speaker 8: haven't even had sex yet, so you know, fourteen and
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  Speaker 8: be like, oh yeah, I hooked.
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  Speaker 3: Up with them and that means making out.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah you just said making out. I mean that's what
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  Speaker 1: we did.
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  Speaker 3: French ing.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah. I remember we had the conversation about the bases.
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  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, right, first base, I'll get the second base,
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  Speaker 1: third base, And that was very different from you know,
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  Speaker 1: like when I grew up to now, that's also very different.
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  Speaker 1: I thought first base was boobs, first kissing, Oh yeah,
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  Speaker 1: first base was making like like french kissing.
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  Speaker 9: Okay, frenching okay, like yeah, like you know, tongue in
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  Speaker 9: second base.
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  Speaker 1: Second base was boobs, third base was fingering yeah yeah right,
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  Speaker 1: and then yeah, and then then all the way like
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  Speaker 1: you know, like you hooked up. That meant you know,
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  Speaker 1: what I'm saying is different than that you're a different generation. X.
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  Speaker 8: You're millennial, right, So I would say that kissing was
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  Speaker 8: first base, and then second base is hands regardless of
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  Speaker 8: where they are.
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  Speaker 1: And then that could be down the panther.
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  Speaker 10: And then home.
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  Speaker 3: Because otherwise where is everything else going?
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  Speaker 1: Where it is going? It makes sense. This is not
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  Speaker 1: the way it was.
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  Speaker 2: The rules were different, did We didn't your bases the
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  Speaker 2: third We didn't.
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  Speaker 1: Have designated hitters in the National League at that point,
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  Speaker 1: you know, I mean, like the pictures hit things change.
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  Speaker 5: Yes, rules are different sense because I think, yeah, I
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  Speaker 5: agree with her.
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  Speaker 1: I agree that just wasn't the way.
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  Speaker 2: We're more pure.
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  Speaker 1: We're going to see how Vaughn does with his Uh
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  Speaker 1: we're calling it poetry for slams instead of slam poetry
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  Speaker 1: because this is gonna like, really, this is his mating call. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: the floodgates indeed grow. There's gonna be some basements flooded. Ready,
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  Speaker 1: when when Vaughn turns on the charm coming up next
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  Speaker 1: year on The Woody Show eight seven, seven forty four,
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  Speaker 1: what he text us over to two to nine, eight seven.
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  Speaker 1: We should have put Vaughn's profile up there too. We
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  Speaker 1: had Menji's and we had dumbass tilers. Yeah, I mean today,
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  Speaker 1: it's not that you're you know, it's not from a
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  Speaker 1: lack of options, like is it just from you being
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  Speaker 1: more picky these days?
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  Speaker 4: For sure, being more picky and also just like in
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  Speaker 4: a very grind grinding mode, you know.
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  Speaker 1: For years, no real time for relationship, so you're not
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  Speaker 1: necessarily even looking for relationships. So maybe we don't put
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  Speaker 1: them out there like that.
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  Speaker 2: Well, girls do be reaching out about Vaughn.
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  Speaker 1: They be reaching Oh yeah, yeah, they want to bring
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  Speaker 1: a little piece of that chocolate. Yeah, so Vaughn's poetry
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  Speaker 1: for slams. Next on the Woody Show.
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  Speaker 5: Hanging.
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  Speaker 1: The wood Show, Oh love is in the air. I
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  Speaker 1: got you the log in to right Morgan? For what
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  Speaker 1: do you show email? Yes, I haven't okay, So I
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  Speaker 1: have a bunch that I'm gonna need you to uh. I
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  Speaker 1: marked yeah, I marked up a bunch of the emails
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  Speaker 1: that we're coming in for dumbass Tyler and for yeah, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I'll have you go for those and print those out
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  Speaker 1: for it. We can get a little update on how
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  Speaker 1: would show love connections going all right? And then Von's
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  Speaker 1: over here just living his best life. Man, He's doing
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  Speaker 1: a lot of DJing and you don't really do much
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  Speaker 1: slam poetry except for here on the show. But this
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  Speaker 1: is poetry for slams and just kind of like put
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  Speaker 1: themselves out there because you never know. I mean, maybe
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  Speaker 1: this will be maybe this, maybe maybe this will be
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  Speaker 1: what gets the attention of your soulmate.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, this is ringing the dinner bell.
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  Speaker 1: Well, we'll see it. I want to I want the
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  Speaker 1: ladies to uh on the show, ladies to give me
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  Speaker 1: their their thoughts on this. So you know, Gina Morgan, Sammy, Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: this is uh, this is just what you would normally do, right.
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  Speaker 1: Is there music involved, like, because I've seen.
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  Speaker 4: Both, yes, but not for you the way that you
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  Speaker 4: do it, not joining. So slam poetry is no music,
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  Speaker 4: no props, no accompaniment. There's normally a three minute time limit.
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  Speaker 1: Because I guess if there was music on to be rap,
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  Speaker 1: right yeah, yeah, or just like a you know, a show.
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  Speaker 1: More so you have like a poetry over music I
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  Speaker 1: think technically would fit under the headline of hip hop
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  Speaker 1: or you know something. Yeah, for more like a song
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  Speaker 1: than it would poetry. Yeah. Agree, all right, so we're
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  Speaker 1: not uh, we're not.
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  Speaker 5: Using any music.
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  Speaker 1: We are gonna use music all because this is oh,
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  Speaker 1: is that what we have here? Okay, Von's got some
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  Speaker 1: music for okay, hold on, let's get all right already.
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  Speaker 1: The shirts are coming on. Yeah, whoever wins, you're the
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  Speaker 1: bit on your panties today, Morgan, them's gonna be ripe.
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  Speaker 1: We are the audience in the palm of your hand.
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  Speaker 1: All right, let's do it. Vonn's poetry for slams.
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  Speaker 4: Dear, beautifully gorgeous, hot pretty women who like poetry. This
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  Speaker 4: is a p s A for you to love me.
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  Speaker 4: Love me like the last bite of chocolate wedding cake, gluttonous,
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  Speaker 4: a ceremony of its own. Indulge in the rich cocoa,
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  Speaker 4: so silky, smooth like my skin and arms tone from
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  Speaker 4: years of keeping my life together. Will hold you ever
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  Speaker 4: so tight in the night. I pray that you have
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  Speaker 4: the grip of a vice, just saying it would feel
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  Speaker 4: pretty nice to be in the grasp of another. My
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  Speaker 4: heart hasn't been held since the last line. Lover, So
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  Speaker 4: let us fall like comets through the sky, plummeting into
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  Speaker 4: a fiery passion to Phoenix and Icarus, resurrected in love.
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  Speaker 4: Romance will be the life of my lady. Five three
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  Speaker 4: or six seven. The world will lay at your feet
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  Speaker 4: and I may only be five eight, but we're always
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  Speaker 4: the same height in the sheets.
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  Speaker 1: Baby, I am deep and cunning. Some call me a linguist.
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  Speaker 4: Plus I got a little stutter, so the tongue game
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  Speaker 4: is liquory split. I promise you I am practically perfect,
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  Speaker 4: extra nerdice, so sell games perfect collecting dragon balls for
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  Speaker 4: a wish. Just in search of a woman with a
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  Speaker 4: sense of style, my ride or die. A lady who
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  Speaker 4: lives life without limits. A mother who will teach our
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  Speaker 4: children more about Santa than glass ceilings. A wife to
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  Speaker 4: be the best thing that ever happened to me. Yes,
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  Speaker 4: like a gladdest night song. As long as you love me, music, movie, sports,
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  Speaker 4: my lack of therapy, art, tequila, stupid joke, stupid stupidness,
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  Speaker 4: high talks about the universe, ignorance, my broke self, the
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  Speaker 4: everlasting smell of weed, and of course poetry. We will
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  Speaker 4: be a match made to burn throughout eternity. My lady,
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  Speaker 4: beautifully gorgeous, pretty and hot, hopefully from a very wealthy family,
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  Speaker 4: made my voice find you and the love of our
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  Speaker 4: dreams ring true. Ps for our first date. I might
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  Speaker 4: be late, but don't be afraid to show some skin.
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  Speaker 4: I ain't got much, so we're going Dutch. If you're
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  Speaker 4: down for a vibe, hit my d ms.
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  Speaker 1: Oh my god, my god, wow. N Now you've done
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  Speaker 1: some you've done some of this on the show before.
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  Speaker 1: But that was clean, dude, that was good. Might not
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  Speaker 1: go out of the limb here. I'm on behalf of
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  Speaker 1: everybody say, I think that was your best work.
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  Speaker 2: That was amazing.
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  Speaker 5: Ye now.
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  Speaker 3: Looking at Gina like what, Yeah, Like, I gotta.
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  Speaker 1: Ask the question, A I involved at all? Nothing? I
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  Speaker 1: can't write like that. Dude's garbage. Dude, you gotta you
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  Speaker 1: gotta ask right, you gotta put that out there.
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  Speaker 4: All right, I will say I did a I one
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  Speaker 4: thing and that was what does the first bite of
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  Speaker 4: wedding cake tastes like?
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  Speaker 1: And it gave me a ceremony of its own fair
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  Speaker 1: It tastes like right, Greg at the start of it,
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  Speaker 1: resentment shout out to Instagram. Oh, Vonda wizard, v O
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  Speaker 1: n d aw azzi ar d von duh wizard, Dude,
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  Speaker 1: that was so good Instagram.
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  Speaker 5: I liked it because I understood all of it. Sometimes
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  Speaker 5: in slam poetry, I think.
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  Speaker 2: Wait, yeah too much of a metaphor, what do you Yeah, a.
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  Speaker 5: Little too deep. This was like straight forward. I like
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  Speaker 5: the Icarus reference and from Morgan he points out same
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  Speaker 5: height in the sheets.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, let's go to the ladies. I did ask on
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  Speaker 1: one of the ladies opinion on this. This was, you know,
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  Speaker 1: Vaughan's poetry force slams he is not a gay person,
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  Speaker 1: so he wants the opinion of the ladies. So let's
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  Speaker 1: go around the room. We'll start with you, Gina Gren.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean I was literally clutching my heart. I
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  Speaker 2: loved it.
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  Speaker 9: And you know something, I really loved about it. Everybody,
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  Speaker 9: you know, we're in the society of like you sell
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  Speaker 9: yourself and you bring your best representative, but you had
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  Speaker 9: some things that were like very.
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  Speaker 2: Imperfect, oh for sure, and like we're.
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  Speaker 9: Going Dutch and bubble like like it was so three dimensional,
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  Speaker 9: it was so you.
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  Speaker 2: It was so perfect and imperfect. It was awesome And
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  Speaker 2: I'm tingling all right, yeah, all right, So I did
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  Speaker 2: it for you, Yeah, absolutely, all right.
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  Speaker 1: If you were in the market, I would be.
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  Speaker 2: So sliding up in them dms.
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  Speaker 1: All right, let's let's go to Morgan.
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  Speaker 7: I love the part when you're like I need a
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  Speaker 7: woman for these arms to hold. It's been so long
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  Speaker 7: or you know, you said it more eloquently, but like,
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  Speaker 7: how do I even explain like the panties?
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  Speaker 3: I know you were joking before, but it's anymore.
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  Speaker 7: And just knowing you as a person, you are so
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  Speaker 7: genuine and vulnerable and that's what a girl wants.
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  Speaker 3: You know, you don't want the fake stuff.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, exactly, Wow, just that was beautiful.
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  Speaker 1: I'm honestly. Now, let's just say, like, you know, one
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  Speaker 1: of you ladies was a loan in a room with
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  Speaker 1: him and he had like read that because he wrote
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  Speaker 1: that for you? Was that one of those like you
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  Speaker 1: you push him up against the wall and started making
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  Speaker 1: out like you're seeing movies.
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  Speaker 2: You hope he'll push you up against the wall.
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  Speaker 3: That's the one.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, all right, Sammy, what are you? What are your thoughts?
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  Speaker 8: I do agree with Gina that it was very vine
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  Speaker 8: I mean it was great and it was very Vaughn.
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  Speaker 8: And I think that's what's great. He because he mentioned
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  Speaker 8: dragon ball.
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  Speaker 11: He loves dragon ball, dating on that weed, his sports
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  Speaker 11: and things that he he is going to I think
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  Speaker 11: attract a girl who understands him likes the same things.
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  Speaker 8: I think he was very smart in the way that
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  Speaker 8: he did it, because it was very Vaughn and it
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  Speaker 8: was done very well.
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  Speaker 2: It was vulnerable.
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  Speaker 1: You're like, this is my interests exactly. You know what
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  Speaker 1: effect did have on you?
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  Speaker 10: What affect did it have on me?
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  Speaker 1: I mean you people go to weddings and all of
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  Speaker 1: a sudden they're like, they're feeling all romantic.
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  Speaker 2: You have that kind of effect for me.
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  Speaker 8: No, And I think it's mostly because No, but it
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  Speaker 8: has nothing to do with Vaughn. Von did great. Everything
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  Speaker 8: was great. I'm uncomfortable with words like.
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  Speaker 1: Don't be nice to use a lot of them the
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  Speaker 1: way I totally understand.
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  Speaker 8: Like when people are saying like nice things to you
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  Speaker 8: where they like romantic, it makes me uncomfortable.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, just people saying nice things in general makes me uncomfortable.
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  Speaker 1: And right, it's weird. I can't explain that. But I
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  Speaker 1: guess what I'm saying. I understand you. Yeah, I don't
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  Speaker 1: understand you know why? You know, uh, some people like me, Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: have that reaction.
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  Speaker 2: It's a problem.
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  Speaker 1: I relate. I guess what I'm saying is I relate
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  Speaker 1: to what you're saying. All right.
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  Speaker 9: The only thing that I hope you you ease up
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  Speaker 9: on is when you said at the end you hope
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  Speaker 9: she's a rich family.
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  Speaker 2: It's okay, girls, you don't have to be rich.
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  Speaker 1: Just that wasn't kidding, that was that was real. Words
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  Speaker 1: like you don't have to be rich, but we ain't
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• 16:53
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• 17:28
  Speaker 5: Next thing, the wood.
• 17:32
  Speaker 1: Had time to play Morgan's Bush or Bear. So Morgan
• 17:37
  Speaker 1: went to the reptile convention that we were discussing before
• 17:39
  Speaker 1: the break, and she found some volunteers who would come
• 17:43
  Speaker 1: and answer some questions and then based on those answers,
• 17:47
  Speaker 1: the last question is are you Bush or Bear? That's it,
• 17:52
  Speaker 1: but we have to try to guess based on what
• 17:53
  Speaker 1: we already heard. Just try to, you know, judge a
• 17:56
  Speaker 1: book by its cover. We can't even we can't even.
• 17:58
  Speaker 5: See these people. We can only just go buy.
• 17:59
  Speaker 7: What we're here.
• 18:00
  Speaker 1: You guys can play along. There's no prize or anything.
• 18:02
  Speaker 1: It's just it's just for funds. East Busher Bear now
• 18:04
  Speaker 1: again for the sake of the game. Bush is any
• 18:08
  Speaker 1: kind of hair at all, could be groomed, could be
• 18:10
  Speaker 1: styled into a you know, a shape or a pattern,
• 18:13
  Speaker 1: landing yeah, stensil, landing strip kind of thing. And then Bear,
• 18:16
  Speaker 1: of course is what it is, hardwood floors. All right,
• 18:19
  Speaker 1: it's Bush or Bear. Who's the first person.
• 18:20
  Speaker 3: This first lady is Nicole Nicole?
• 18:24
  Speaker 1: All right, So here we go at the reptile Convention.
• 18:26
  Speaker 1: Bush or Bear?
• 18:27
  Speaker 3: Nicole? What did you buy today? A lot?
• 18:30
  Speaker 10: A lot?
• 18:31
  Speaker 12: Somehow I got bundled in with three scorpions, So I
• 18:33
  Speaker 12: got the three scorpions, and then I got two other scorpions,
• 18:36
  Speaker 12: So that's five scorpions.
• 18:38
  Speaker 3: Do you already have scorpions at home?
• 18:40
  Speaker 12: Yes?
• 18:40
  Speaker 3: How many?
• 18:41
  Speaker 12: I gotta think about this one five, So now you
• 18:44
  Speaker 12: have ten yes.
• 18:46
  Speaker 10: And I do love streams with them.
• 18:47
  Speaker 3: So what else did I get?
• 18:48
  Speaker 12: I just got two dart frogs and then I got
• 18:52
  Speaker 12: two cheer anchels.
• 18:53
  Speaker 3: Do you have any cockroaches at home? A lot?
• 18:56
  Speaker 7: Do you have any advice for someone that's scared of
• 18:57
  Speaker 7: bugs when they really shouldn't.
• 18:59
  Speaker 12: Be supposure therapy observing them in a way that they
• 19:02
  Speaker 12: aren't so creepy. So sometimes there's one of mine that
• 19:05
  Speaker 12: looks like she's got a little dirty face.
• 19:08
  Speaker 13: It's a tarantula and she's got little things, but it
• 19:11
  Speaker 13: looks dirty, and like, okay, just look at it this way,
• 19:13
  Speaker 13: and all're gonna see a little buctique, find something that
• 19:16
  Speaker 13: isn't so creepy in them, and then you'll kind of
• 19:18
  Speaker 13: come around.
• 19:19
  Speaker 3: What's your biggest fear personally?
• 19:21
  Speaker 12: You're gonna laugh fish on phobica Fish.
• 19:25
  Speaker 3: What's your favorite band?
• 19:26
  Speaker 1: They're all like.
• 19:27
  Speaker 12: Jusus Japanese, uh.
• 19:29
  Speaker 10: Deer and Gray do you know them?
• 19:30
  Speaker 12: I've also got into like Hailung and all those kind
• 19:33
  Speaker 12: of vikingsh bands.
• 19:35
  Speaker 10: But yeah, and.
• 19:37
  Speaker 3: Then so what's your job, like your day job? Pet store?
• 19:40
  Speaker 3: Are you single?
• 19:41
  Speaker 10: Dating?
• 19:42
  Speaker 3: On dating?
• 19:42
  Speaker 1: Apps.
• 19:43
  Speaker 10: No, I don't have the patience.
• 19:45
  Speaker 3: And then one last question for you. Are you Bush
• 19:47
  Speaker 3: or Bear?
• 19:48
  Speaker 1: Oh?
• 19:49
  Speaker 7: Why?
• 19:52
  Speaker 2: Dark shots are super cute? Look at these? Yeah, they're
• 19:55
  Speaker 2: like all colorful.
• 19:56
  Speaker 1: Yeah. Everything. It's screaming, but I'm going Bare for some reason.
• 20:00
  Speaker 9: You know why I'm leaning towards Bear because she live
• 20:03
  Speaker 9: streams and something like that. Just I don't know it screams,
• 20:06
  Speaker 9: but what.
• 20:08
  Speaker 1: You don't know?
• 20:09
  Speaker 3: What are going with her? Animals?
• 20:10
  Speaker 1: I know, but it's not like only fans type of
• 20:13
  Speaker 1: live streaming, right, not cam girl type stuff.
• 20:15
  Speaker 3: I don't think.
• 20:15
  Speaker 1: So, Okay, that's what I'm saying. So I'll say we are.
• 20:19
  Speaker 7: Thinking Greg, I got you in the name of exposure therapy.
• 20:26
  Speaker 1: Okay, yeah, don't open the genie.
• 20:29
  Speaker 2: That's not your gifts and handing it to Greg.
• 20:34
  Speaker 3: Nothing alive, It's just something to help you get exposed.
• 20:40
  Speaker 1: Let's get it. Does nice to get your gift money
• 20:44
  Speaker 1: on this stopping a vagina.
• 20:46
  Speaker 5: You don't know there, Okay, it's some sort of plastic
• 20:54
  Speaker 5: ball in tissue paper. It has a Christmas what is that?
• 21:00
  Speaker 3: It's a dead butterfly.
• 21:06
  Speaker 2: It looks a little snow.
• 21:07
  Speaker 5: It's a little snow globe with a dead butterfly in it.
• 21:13
  Speaker 3: Thank you so much because of Christmas Tree.
• 21:16
  Speaker 1: That's very sweet. Welcome.
• 21:19
  Speaker 5: I mean, that's incredibly sweet. She thought of you.
• 21:22
  Speaker 2: That's pretty cool.
• 21:23
  Speaker 1: Parents of panics. She had to sell the beild to bot.
• 21:27
  Speaker 1: Do you want these dead pragmantis nymphs?
• 21:29
  Speaker 5: No?
• 21:30
  Speaker 1: All right, I'm saying Bush. I'm also saying Bush, Bear, Bear,
• 21:35
  Speaker 1: menaces Bear, Morgan and Sammy.
• 21:37
  Speaker 8: I'm saying Bush because if she doesn't have the patience
• 21:39
  Speaker 8: for dating.
• 21:40
  Speaker 3: Answer to date, Yeah.
• 21:42
  Speaker 1: You can't guess, you already know. And I got Bear
• 21:45
  Speaker 1: because of the age. All right, Bush or Bear?
• 21:47
  Speaker 3: And then one last question for you, are you Bush
• 21:50
  Speaker 3: or Bear?
• 21:51
  Speaker 10: Okay, that was not where I was going.
• 21:53
  Speaker 12: That was uh Bush, very very eloquently Grays.
• 22:00
  Speaker 3: It's just very very eloquently.
• 22:01
  Speaker 2: Eloquent and eloquent.
• 22:04
  Speaker 5: Nice.
• 22:05
  Speaker 1: Okay, what you're saying trimmed but not Yeah.
• 22:08
  Speaker 5: Right, yeah, all right.
• 22:11
  Speaker 1: Reptile Convention.
• 22:12
  Speaker 3: Our next lady is named Mikayla.
• 22:13
  Speaker 1: And Morgan's they're asking the lady some questions and then
• 22:17
  Speaker 1: we got to figure out Bush or Bear.
• 22:18
  Speaker 3: All Right, I'm here with Mikayla. MICHAELA.
• 22:20
  Speaker 7: What are you looking at here at the reptile convention.
• 22:23
  Speaker 10: I am looking for gargoyle geckos.
• 22:25
  Speaker 3: Do you have get goos already?
• 22:26
  Speaker 10: I have a crusted get go at home?
• 22:28
  Speaker 3: What's a crescent get go?
• 22:29
  Speaker 10: They have really pretty eyelashes.
• 22:31
  Speaker 14: They're known for being jumpy and they're just they're they
• 22:34
  Speaker 14: got dumb little faces.
• 22:35
  Speaker 10: I love them.
• 22:36
  Speaker 3: So what do you do for a living?
• 22:37
  Speaker 10: I'm a receptionist at pet groomers.
• 22:39
  Speaker 3: What's the craziest dream you've ever had?
• 22:41
  Speaker 10: My most recent crazy dream we were at like a
• 22:44
  Speaker 10: beach bar.
• 22:45
  Speaker 14: And somebody somebody said something dumb and I just started
• 22:49
  Speaker 14: punching everybody and like knocking them out.
• 22:51
  Speaker 10: I don't know why.
• 22:53
  Speaker 3: What's your biggest goal in life?
• 22:55
  Speaker 10: To be happy? I just want to be happy with
• 22:57
  Speaker 10: my animals. That's it.
• 22:59
  Speaker 3: Are you single? Mayor dating?
• 23:01
  Speaker 10: I am very single?
• 23:02
  Speaker 1: Good?
• 23:03
  Speaker 3: Are you on the dating apps?
• 23:05
  Speaker 14: I just hop back on Tender and I'm regretting it.
• 23:08
  Speaker 3: Why are you regretting it?
• 23:09
  Speaker 10: Man? Nobody wants something real on there. They just want
• 23:12
  Speaker 10: to touch you.
• 23:13
  Speaker 3: So in your bio and Tender, what does this say?
• 23:15
  Speaker 14: First thing it says is no hookups and no friends
• 23:18
  Speaker 14: with benefits, and then it says my eight kids need
• 23:20
  Speaker 14: a father, and then in parentheses. It's four snakes, a gecko,
• 23:24
  Speaker 14: a cat, a bunny.
• 23:25
  Speaker 3: And a dog.
• 23:25
  Speaker 7: The guy can be perfect, but what's something you just
• 23:27
  Speaker 7: absolutely know? For you?
• 23:29
  Speaker 14: If I see them smoking weed in a picture, it
• 23:33
  Speaker 14: just turns me off. I'm not against it, but that
• 23:35
  Speaker 14: shouldn't be your whole personality.
• 23:37
  Speaker 3: Down below? Are you Bush or Bear?
• 23:41
  Speaker 7: Yeah?
• 23:41
  Speaker 1: Sorry, Rick, she's anti weed basically anti hookup? Which way? Bear? Bear?
• 23:48
  Speaker 5: Yeah?
• 23:49
  Speaker 9: I think I think her vibe, her sound her. I
• 23:51
  Speaker 9: just think she's out there looking even though she's discouraged.
• 23:54
  Speaker 5: She's Bear Bear, I'm going Bush. She seems to have
• 23:58
  Speaker 5: zero interest in that world. It's all about the animals.
• 24:01
  Speaker 1: So Bush I'm getting. I'm getting Bear vibes same. I mean,
• 24:07
  Speaker 1: it could very easily be Bush with a lot of
• 24:10
  Speaker 1: the stuff that you know. Greg was just saying, I
• 24:13
  Speaker 1: but no interest in gun instinct, said Sammy Bear, Bear,
• 24:17
  Speaker 1: Sea Bass, her and her crested get go? Are bushy?
• 24:21
  Speaker 5: Oh? All right?
• 24:23
  Speaker 1: This is that the rep talk mentioned Bush or Bear?
• 24:25
  Speaker 1: Mikayla Down below? Are you Bush or Bear?
• 24:28
  Speaker 14: You know what I keep myself like always five o'clock shadow,
• 24:34
  Speaker 14: because bald, it's just itches. I get ingrowns and then
• 24:39
  Speaker 14: full bush. It's just there's too much hair. So I
• 24:41
  Speaker 14: give myself the permanent five o'clock shadow.
• 24:44
  Speaker 5: All right.
• 24:46
  Speaker 1: Before, you haven't heard five o'clock shadow.
• 24:48
  Speaker 3: Not for you, not for that, I mean just to.
• 24:51
  Speaker 1: Me, that just means s doubble. But ye are not stubble.
• 24:54
  Speaker 1: You know what I mean, like like a number like
• 24:55
  Speaker 1: a half on.
• 24:56
  Speaker 2: Your Yeah, yeah, it's like that would be.
• 25:00
  Speaker 1: It's just long enough not to be itchy.
• 25:03
  Speaker 2: Yeah, you guys would know better.
• 25:05
  Speaker 1: Oh it's yeah, it's a it's a very specific length.
• 25:07
  Speaker 5: Yeah. After about a week, it actually starts to hurt,
• 25:11
  Speaker 5: really facial hair. I think like after a week.
• 25:14
  Speaker 1: Yeah, no, to me, has to get longer in order
• 25:17
  Speaker 1: to know for the sometimes it can not hurt, but
• 25:21
  Speaker 1: where you know, it's not ing grounds, it's just it's
• 25:25
  Speaker 1: almost like it's like too thick, too curious, too almost
• 25:31
  Speaker 1: like too heavy to where it's like pulling on the
• 25:33
  Speaker 1: skin in a way. I don't know how to describe uncomfortable.
• 25:36
  Speaker 1: I would I want to use. It's not pain, it's
• 25:39
  Speaker 1: it doesn't hurt.
• 25:40
  Speaker 5: It actually just hurts touching rush.
• 25:42
  Speaker 8: It is because it gets kind of brush it you
• 25:46
  Speaker 8: can never get it madded.
• 25:47
  Speaker 1: I just I don't know. Yeah, no, but there is
• 25:50
  Speaker 1: that you know where you go from like just the
• 25:52
  Speaker 1: five o'clock shadows double kind of thing, and then there's
• 25:55
  Speaker 1: that middle part where it's itchy like oh man, and
• 25:59
  Speaker 1: then it grows out just another day or two longer,
• 26:02
  Speaker 1: and then you're fine and then you're.
• 26:04
  Speaker 5: In the clear.
• 26:05
  Speaker 3: Just power through.
• 26:05
  Speaker 1: Yeah, you're you're you're good. I mean I could see
• 26:07
  Speaker 1: where you wouldn't want you want to we was, you know,
• 26:09
  Speaker 1: scratching your mound all day, ladies.
• 26:11
  Speaker 3: Like no, I get all right, one more for.
• 26:14
  Speaker 1: The reptile convention? Bush or bear? Who's this person?
• 26:17
  Speaker 3: This is Shira?
• 26:18
  Speaker 1: All right here Shira?
• 26:19
  Speaker 10: Okay?
• 26:19
  Speaker 3: So I'm here with Shira okay? And what are you
• 26:22
  Speaker 3: doing here?
• 26:23
  Speaker 15: I'm just getting supplies. I'm not getting any more reptiles.
• 26:26
  Speaker 10: I have enough.
• 26:26
  Speaker 7: How many do you have at home? I don't want
• 26:28
  Speaker 7: to say more than ten or less than ten.
• 26:32
  Speaker 15: Less than ten, but it depends on if you're counting
• 26:35
  Speaker 15: invertebrates or not, because if it's invertebrates, then I have
• 26:37
  Speaker 15: more than ten, like spiders, scorpions, things like that.
• 26:42
  Speaker 3: So are you single?
• 26:43
  Speaker 5: Married?
• 26:44
  Speaker 10: Dating?
• 26:44
  Speaker 1: Single?
• 26:46
  Speaker 7: So is that part of your you know spiel when
• 26:48
  Speaker 7: you meet a guys like, hey, I have all these
• 26:50
  Speaker 7: lizards and cockroaches.
• 26:52
  Speaker 10: Yes.
• 26:53
  Speaker 15: So the biggest thing with guys is they usually don't
• 26:55
  Speaker 15: like snakes, and I have snakes and I have snake
• 26:57
  Speaker 15: tattoos and stuff. So typically they're gonna be like, oh
• 27:00
  Speaker 15: my gosh, I'm terrified and I don't want to come
• 27:03
  Speaker 15: anywhere near near your snakes.
• 27:04
  Speaker 10: And I'm like, okay, that's fine.
• 27:05
  Speaker 9: It's like, wait, really, I didn't know that dudes are
• 27:08
  Speaker 9: afraid of snakes.
• 27:08
  Speaker 5: Like that news to me. I don't mean would, but.
• 27:15
  Speaker 3: Probably more scared of snakes than bugs.
• 27:18
  Speaker 2: I totally disagree, really.
• 27:20
  Speaker 1: Really yeah, I don't think guys are afraid of either
• 27:23
  Speaker 1: one except for Greg Greg's you know.
• 27:26
  Speaker 2: I meant personally, I much of the holder snake than
• 27:28
  Speaker 2: a bug.
• 27:29
  Speaker 5: Really.
• 27:29
  Speaker 2: Oh yeah yeah?
• 27:31
  Speaker 3: Likewise, guard onto the next yeah bye.
• 27:34
  Speaker 15: I used to definitely be afraid of spiders, hated them,
• 27:38
  Speaker 15: was terrified. Now I have multiple as pets and I
• 27:41
  Speaker 15: have a lot of respect for them. Usually most animals,
• 27:44
  Speaker 15: if you leave them alone, they leave you alone.
• 27:46
  Speaker 3: How many tattoos do you have? Too many to count?
• 27:48
  Speaker 3: And what's your dream job?
• 27:50
  Speaker 15: I love working with animals. I actually this year started
• 27:53
  Speaker 15: working at an animal shelter, so I get to help
• 27:56
  Speaker 15: animals every single day and help people do what's best
• 27:59
  Speaker 15: for their animals.
• 28:00
  Speaker 10: I think that's kind of like my dream job.
• 28:02
  Speaker 3: What's your favorite fast food joint?
• 28:03
  Speaker 10: Probably in and out?
• 28:04
  Speaker 3: And then one last question, are you bush or bear?
• 28:08
  Speaker 3: I love the bridge.
• 28:11
  Speaker 1: How many tattoos would you? I mean, just looking at.
• 28:13
  Speaker 3: Her, oh, covered, I wouldn't have been able to I'm
• 28:16
  Speaker 3: getting bear.
• 28:17
  Speaker 1: I think I think people have got a lot of tattoos.
• 28:19
  Speaker 1: I mean, they'll keep the skin clear so you can
• 28:22
  Speaker 1: really kind of see the tattoos.
• 28:24
  Speaker 5: It's a good point and very in tune with her body.
• 28:28
  Speaker 2: She had a bushy voice to me though, she does
• 28:29
  Speaker 2: have a bushy voice.
• 28:30
  Speaker 1: That's true. I did think about here sound I'm just going,
• 28:35
  Speaker 1: but from now on said, unless they have alopecia, these
• 28:40
  Speaker 1: are all bush. On the on the text the reptile,
• 28:47
  Speaker 1: all right, I'll say, uh, I'll say bear, bear bush, bear?
• 28:55
  Speaker 1: All right? Shear a butcher bear?
• 28:57
  Speaker 3: Are you bush or bear?
• 28:59
  Speaker 7: Depends on how feeling, so for the majority of the time, I.
• 29:03
  Speaker 15: Mean when I was younger, I would say bear, Older,
• 29:05
  Speaker 15: I get bush.
• 29:07
  Speaker 7: Do you ever use stencils like I have? A coworker
• 29:09
  Speaker 7: that she likes to stencil like a Christmas tree for
• 29:11
  Speaker 7: the holidays and like do funny stuff like that.
• 29:14
  Speaker 15: No, that's too much look for her, but that's too
• 29:17
  Speaker 15: much for me.
• 29:18
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it really takes a commitment. You have time, like
• 29:21
  Speaker 1: really in the Christmas crafty like the missile to its pretty.
• 29:26
  Speaker 3: She used to be bear, but now.
• 29:28
  Speaker 1: Older, now it's bush.
• 29:31
  Speaker 3: So good job, guys, Thank you really hard.
• 29:33
  Speaker 1: Game, Morgan, Thank you for all the commitment.
• 29:37
  Speaker 3: Of course you enjoyed that butterfly much.
• 29:39
  Speaker 1: Driving back and forth the gifts that she brought. We're
• 29:42
  Speaker 1: talking around the bush of bear more shows next.
• 29:45
  Speaker 3: Hang on, what do you be considered a preservative?
• 29:49
  Speaker 9: Genetically modified genetically modified origin?
• 29:54
  Speaker 1: Maybe yes, that's exactly right.