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The Dream is Over | Son of a Boy Dad #431 · Son of a Boy Dad

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  Speaker 1: into the show.
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  Speaker 2: All right, shall we?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Sass is sick. Really?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah. Brown is, though.
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  Speaker 1: Very sick. His readiness score is 59.
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  Speaker 3: It's going to be a long day.
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  Speaker 1: He's sick.
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  Speaker 2: Goddamn, dude.
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  Speaker 3: I came in and Rowan said, do you feel sick?
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  Speaker 3: And I was like, I guess a little bit.
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  Speaker 1: Because I saw it all over his face.
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  Speaker 3: And then he said, we're all sick.
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  Speaker 1: I saw it dripping off of your body.
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  Speaker 2: You have twins that are constantly picking up diseases, I'm sure.
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  Speaker 2: You live the least healthy lifestyle of anyone I've ever met.
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  Speaker 2: You sleep in a blanket of cockroaches.
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  Speaker 3: Not true.
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  Speaker 2: They cuddle you at night. Not true at all. They
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  Speaker 2: lock paws.
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  Speaker 3: No roaches.
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  Speaker 2: And cuddle you for warmth.
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  Speaker 3: They lock arms.
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  Speaker 2: And then I just hate my life so much that
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  Speaker 2: I'm just living in a constant cloud of sickness.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, you can never get well.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah. There ain't no roaches.
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  Speaker 1: Well, I think that you can impress like one domino
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  Speaker 1: falling from when you got the inside of your house
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  Speaker 1: fumigated to when you brought this pox on us.
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  Speaker 3: You got me. I got like hands, foot, mouth from
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  Speaker 3: you and your kids.
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  Speaker 1: You did not get hands, foot, mouth.
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  Speaker 2: I think it's hand, foot, and mouth. Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: It's everything. I got hand, foot, mouth from Ronan and
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  Speaker 3: his kids.
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  Speaker 1: That can't be true.
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  Speaker 2: And pandas.
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  Speaker 1: It's going around. I was at the zoo.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, we've begun. Can you just do the clap? Because
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  Speaker 2: I want to talk about the zoo thing because a
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  Speaker 2: guy reached out to me and he had something very
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  Speaker 2: funny to say.
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  Speaker 1: All right.
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  Speaker 3: Welcome back to the Son of a Boy Dad podcast.
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  Speaker 3: Today it is August 25th. It's 1117 a.m. And we
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  Speaker 3: are here live from HQ3.
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  Speaker 1: And Little Sasquatch has it.
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  Speaker 3: Hand, foot, mouth.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: I got hand, foot, and mouth from Ronan and his kids.
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  Speaker 2: Dude, so.
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  Speaker 3: Passing it around.
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  Speaker 2: This guy, we talked about the zoos, and he goes,
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  Speaker 2: I'm a zookeeper, 10-ish years experience, and would be happy
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  Speaker 2: to clear up any misconceptions about what we do collectively.
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  Speaker 2: I've worked at numerous animal care facilities and love to
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  Speaker 2: help people realize how they're a net positive. So I
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  Speaker 2: thought that was nice, right?
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  Speaker 3: Of course.
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  Speaker 2: But then his only other message to me previously was,
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  Speaker 2: it's nice to know I'm not the only one that
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  Speaker 2: has thrown away and dug weed out of the trash.
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  Speaker 3: So anyway.
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  Speaker 1: His first message kind of made me doubt that he
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  Speaker 1: was a zookeeper, but then knowing the weed message, it
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  Speaker 1: confirms that he's definitely a zookeeper.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah. Digging mud out of the trash. He goes, a
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  Speaker 2: lot of folks think zoos Pull animals straight out of
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  Speaker 2: the wild. But this only really happens when there's some
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  Speaker 2: sort of intervention needed in order to prevent extinction. Or
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  Speaker 2: if a captive population is at serious risk of genetic
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  Speaker 2: failure and needs an influx of new genes to prevent
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  Speaker 2: serious decline. At his first internship, he was at the
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  Speaker 2: San Diego Zoo. Wow, starting at the top.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, that's where you go from there.
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  Speaker 2: Interning at the White House. He's a zoo genius. And
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  Speaker 2: it was at their breeding facility on Maui for native
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  Speaker 2: forest birds that were either extinct in the wild, like
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  Speaker 2: the Hawaiian crow. Of course. When was the last time
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  Speaker 2: you saw a crow in Hawaii? Exactly. It's been a while.
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  Speaker 1: They have chickens. They're flush with chickens out there. But
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  Speaker 1: barely any crows. But imagine going to the zoo and
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  Speaker 1: seeing a fucking crow.
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  Speaker 2: They took a former minimum security prison and turned it
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  Speaker 2: into a place to save these species from dying out.
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  Speaker 2: All right. Well, that's a little on the nose.
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  Speaker 1: That's dark.
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  Speaker 2: People call zoos prisons and you actually were like, well,
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  Speaker 2: might as well.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Welcome to the Alcaraz Center for... Alcatraz Center for Pythons.
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  Speaker 1: It's for animals to play tennis. The Alcaraz Center.
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  Speaker 2: Yes, exactly. Most zookeepers wish their jobs didn't have to exist,
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  Speaker 2: but in many of these animals' cases, there's so much
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  Speaker 2: habitat lost globally that there's nowhere else for them to survive.
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  Speaker 2: Tigers and orangutans are a big example of this.
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  Speaker 3: Tigers and orangutans can't survive anywhere else but the zoo?
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  Speaker 3: Sounds like they're gaslighting us.
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  Speaker 2: I think those two species in particular have lost so
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  Speaker 2: much habitat that they've said like, will live in on reservations.
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  Speaker 1: Somehow my algorithm always shows me the graphic of how
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  Speaker 1: many tigers are in each country. I see it like
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  Speaker 1: every three months and the amount of tigers in, in
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  Speaker 1: like India and like Indonesia, there's infinite tigers out there.
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  Speaker 1: They are not endangered at all. There are tigers living
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  Speaker 1: regular lives out there.
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  Speaker 3: I mean, it's gotta be pretty tight in India with
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  Speaker 3: the people and the tigers. Yeah. a lot of bodies.
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  Speaker 1: That's why they have to coexist yeah they just have
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  Speaker 1: different water fountains.
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  Speaker 2: Tigers are pretty cool man i i like tigers a
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  Speaker 2: lot yeah solid solid uh species so much more interesting than.
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  Speaker 1: Than lions 3682 wild tigers in india so a million.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah that's that's a lot what that's a lot of
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  Speaker 3: tigers why do you say a million.
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  Speaker 1: Because that's what I said earlier and I was wrong. Oh.
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  Speaker 3: 3,600 is not that many when they have almost, what,
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  Speaker 3: 2 billion people in India.
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  Speaker 2: How many wild silverback gorillas are there?
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  Speaker 3: In India.
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  Speaker 2: None. Not in India. Don't look that up. Don't humor him.
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  Speaker 1: Well, first thing it says, in India.
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  Speaker 3: Wow.
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  Speaker 2: It hears us. That's why.
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  Speaker 1: It's because everybody is searching how many there are in India.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: 210 to 260 breeding silverback mountain gorillas.
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  Speaker 3: That's a pretty low population.
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  Speaker 1: So there's a million tigers.
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  Speaker 3: A million tigers and 200,000 gorillas.
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  Speaker 2: So there's about a thousand mountain gorillas. So those are
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  Speaker 2: the ones I went and saw. But they got down
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  Speaker 2: to fewer than 200.
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  Speaker 3: In Africa?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah. It's time for Africa.
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  Speaker 1: Did you... Do you think.
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  Speaker 2: Is Shakira ever going to die? She's been the same
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  Speaker 2: age for 25 years. Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: No, she's not going anywhere.
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  Speaker 2: What's going on there?
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  Speaker 3: Eating, probably drinking the blood of children.
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  Speaker 2: That would have to be it.
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  Speaker 3: That's usually the answer. She's only 49.
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  Speaker 1: When I was like 15, I think she was like
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  Speaker 1: my top crush.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Did you ever lust for Shakira?
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  Speaker 3: Of course.
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  Speaker 1: No way you did.
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  Speaker 2: I don't know. I liked her, but she always had
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  Speaker 2: that like voice that sounds like she was hairy.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Like she came in, you know, like she was sleeping
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  Speaker 2: with cockroaches all night. Every time she always had that
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  Speaker 2: sort of nasally. Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: Didn't love that. She has a.
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  Speaker 2: Little bit of that.
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  Speaker 1: This one's for the people.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: No, yeah.
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  Speaker 3: Love Shakira.
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  Speaker 2: What's going on?
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  Speaker 1: He has no energy.
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  Speaker 2: You have no energy. Why don't you sound better?
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  Speaker 1: Not only do you not sound better, you're just hitting
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  Speaker 1: us with the vicious one word answers.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm fucking dead. I don't know what's going on.
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  Speaker 3: I woke up feeling shitty.
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  Speaker 2: I came in thinking I wasn't going to talk at
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  Speaker 2: all today.
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  Speaker 3: No, you're going to be talking a lot.
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  Speaker 2: In protest. And then I saw you. Someone needed to
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  Speaker 2: pick up the slack for you.
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  Speaker 1: What, you're going to protest?
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  Speaker 3: Rowan got us all sick.
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  Speaker 1: I didn't get us sick.
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  Speaker 3: I literally, like, if you didn't say anything, I would
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  Speaker 3: have been on this podcast just feeling totally fine. And
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  Speaker 3: Rowan came in and convinced me I'm sick.
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  Speaker 2: Diagnosed you.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, he's like, we're all super sick.
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  Speaker 1: But you're just susceptible to suggestions so easily that I
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  Speaker 1: could just be like, and you're sick, like a hypnotist.
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  Speaker 3: I'm sick as a dog. I got to get home.
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  Speaker 1: You know you're not even sick, right?
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  Speaker 3: I'm so sick.
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  Speaker 1: None of us are sick.
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  Speaker 3: It's like the more I think about it, it's just
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  Speaker 3: like I might have to go to the hospital.
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  Speaker 1: No one has been sick. I don't know why you're
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  Speaker 1: feeling like this.
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  Speaker 2: I'm mad because of the way that it was perceived
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  Speaker 2: that I reacted to Danny– the fight, which is that
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  Speaker 2: it looked like I just didn't do anything. And everyone's
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  Speaker 2: been talking about, I have all these hero fantasies and
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  Speaker 2: that this was my opportunity. And when finally presented with it,
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  Speaker 2: I didn't do anything. I promise you, you're wrong. This
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  Speaker 2: was a situation where I arrived. There were, you can
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  Speaker 2: count them, six men on one person. And had I
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  Speaker 2: rushed in at that point, you all would be making
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  Speaker 2: fun of me for being performative. for piling on when
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  Speaker 2: it was totally settled. So I knew that. I saw
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  Speaker 2: that there was no fucking point in adding. I would
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  Speaker 2: have just made things more chaotic.
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  Speaker 1: You said you would have just been holding down another bar.
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  Speaker 2: I would have taken the delivery driver's side to even
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  Speaker 2: out the fucking odds. Six on one, try six on two.
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  Speaker 2: And someone who's been trained for war. That's the shape
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  Speaker 2: of my life right now. See, this shirt is made
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  Speaker 2: of the military.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: This is an old parachute.
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  Speaker 1: It's a flak jacket.
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  Speaker 2: From the paratroopers that landed on Normandy.
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  Speaker 3: Really?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: That's interesting.
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  Speaker 2: No, it's actually made in Japan, who I think were
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  Speaker 2: our big enemies in World War II.
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  Speaker 3: One of them for sure.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: The Pacific.
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  Speaker 1: They definitely didn't have parachutes in their planes either. They
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  Speaker 1: were taking those bitches to the ground. Those didn't even open.
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  Speaker 1: You get welded into a Japanese airplane.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: This is.
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  Speaker 2: Made from the skin of a kamikaze pilot.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: Built a crash. It looks good. This thing's fucking sick.
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  Speaker 2: Don't even try to tell me otherwise. I'm on the
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  Speaker 2: warpath today. I'm fucking angry. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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  Speaker 3: Gotta be.
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  Speaker 1: Why? Because people are being nasty to you?
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  Speaker 2: Just misperceptions, misconceptions, fake news.
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  Speaker 3: There's way too many misperceptions going around.
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  Speaker 2: It is one where I saw the other side of...
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  Speaker 2: Of those comments, the trolls, right? Where I was like,
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  Speaker 2: I know that if I had jumped in, they would
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  Speaker 2: be making fun of me for this thing, which to
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  Speaker 2: me would be worse, which makes me feel like they
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  Speaker 2: don't deserve any credit and should all die.
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  Speaker 1: What was your ideal scenario? I'm sure you've played that
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  Speaker 1: out in your head. Like, say your first responder on
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  Speaker 1: the scene.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, first responder. But here's the thing. I would have
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  Speaker 2: needed to take my shirt off because it was, it
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  Speaker 2: is a Tony Shirtmaker, Handsome, Dan Ruscotta made.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: And I bought it this weekend. It's brand new, chambray.
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  Speaker 2: um the buttons are handsome of.
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  Speaker 3: Course of course do you think one-on-one you would have
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  Speaker 3: had a better chance than danny did with that guy
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  Speaker 3: because that guy was like looking back on the video
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  Speaker 3: that guy was a like he should be in the
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  Speaker 3: nfl yeah he looked like aj brown.
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  Speaker 2: I mean i don't know i don't know danny's a
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  Speaker 2: cop former nypd cop he's a pretty tough.
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  Speaker 1: Guy danny's first his initial uh His initial move after
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  Speaker 1: he got the drink thrown at him to push the
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  Speaker 1: guy back into the elevator to kind of tell him
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  Speaker 1: to go back downstairs was a explosive move. That looked explosive.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, it was.
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  Speaker 1: Unfortunately, the explosiveness.
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  Speaker 3: Does anyone know what started the fight? Or is that
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  Speaker 3: still like just kind of.
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  Speaker 2: I heard something about how like this guy was like
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  Speaker 2: taking a picture of Gia's food with the intention of
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  Speaker 2: then stealing it. And she caught him and was like,
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  Speaker 2: give me my food. That's for me.
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  Speaker 1: And he said, no, I'm stealing this.
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  Speaker 2: At this point, it's all hearsay.
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  Speaker 1: No, I'm stealing it.
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  Speaker 3: That seems a little weird. Why?
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  Speaker 2: I actually thought that was a perfect explanation.
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  Speaker 3: Why would he be trying to steal the food directly
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  Speaker 3: in front of the glass door when he could just
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  Speaker 3: steal it downstairs?
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  Speaker 2: He needed to take a photograph of having put it
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  Speaker 2: where it was. That's his proof that he didn't steal it.
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  Speaker 2: Then he's not on the hook for the free lunch
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  Speaker 2: he took.
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  Speaker 3: Now he's in jail.
• 13:34
  Speaker 2: We're going to need more from you, man. The lack
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  Speaker 2: of lead in your pencil is utterly flaccid. What's that?
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  Speaker 3: I was watching the trial last night, live. Really? Yeah,
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  Speaker 3: he's getting the chair.
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  Speaker 1: I thought it was firing squad.
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  Speaker 3: No, they're charging him in Florida for some reason. Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Is execution coming back in Florida? Where are they bringing
• 13:55
  Speaker 1: it back? I know it's somewhere.
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  Speaker 3: Did it ever go away in Florida?
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  Speaker 1: I thought that there was some place where they got
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  Speaker 1: rid of a bunch of execution, but now execution's back
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  Speaker 1: with a vengeance.
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  Speaker 3: I thought it never left in Florida. I thought it
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  Speaker 3: was always there.
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  Speaker 2: Do you know that this was the case in 2010?
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  Speaker 2: I don't know if it still is, but in Saudi Arabia,
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  Speaker 2: which is a country that is technically governed by Sharia law, right?
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  Speaker 2: Of course. Their constitution, you could argue, is the Koran. Mm-hmm.
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  Speaker 2: So they take many of their rulings from a religious text.
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  Speaker 2: And there was a law that allowed for someone to
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  Speaker 2: be publicly stoned to death.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, yeah.
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  Speaker 2: As recently as 2010. And I remember asking this. I
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  Speaker 2: took a Middle Eastern studies class in college. And I
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  Speaker 2: asked the professor who was a woman. She was Saudi.
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  Speaker 2: So she was always being like, it's not that bad.
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  Speaker 3: Really?
• 14:49
  Speaker 2: And then she had to teach us that one day.
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  Speaker 2: And I was like, that's pretty bad. And she was like,
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  Speaker 2: the odds of it happening are incredibly slim. Here's what
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  Speaker 2: needs to happen in order for that to happen.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: You need to walk in on your own wife fucking
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  Speaker 2: another guy in your bed. And then like you needed
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  Speaker 2: to have another direct family member like her dad also
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  Speaker 2: bear witness to that. And if all of those things happened,
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  Speaker 2: the village could line up with rocks and throw them
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  Speaker 2: at her until she died.
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  Speaker 1: This completely hypothetical situation that never definitely happened to one
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  Speaker 1: specific dude.
• 15:28
  Speaker 3: That's pretty crazy.
• 15:32
  Speaker 2: Imagine being like, I think my wife's cheating on me.
• 15:34
  Speaker 2: I need to get her father to walk in with me.
• 15:37
  Speaker 3: That's the rules. That's crazy. Yeah, getting stoned to death
• 15:41
  Speaker 3: would be pretty brutal, but I think I would definitely prefer...
• 15:45
  Speaker 3: The chair or the firing squad. The firing squad doesn't
• 15:49
  Speaker 3: really feel like it's that bad for you. You just die, right?
• 15:53
  Speaker 1: Firing squad's choice.
• 15:55
  Speaker 2: Firing squad's still painful.
• 15:59
  Speaker 3: Is it?
• 15:59
  Speaker 2: I think the least painful, even though they say it
• 16:03
  Speaker 2: still is painful, is lethal injection.
• 16:06
  Speaker 1: Oh, yeah.
• 16:06
  Speaker 3: But I think it's because it can go wrong.
• 16:09
  Speaker 2: Well, I don't know. I believe maybe they knock you
• 16:13
  Speaker 2: out first and then kill you. It's pretty grisly to
• 16:16
  Speaker 2: think about.
• 16:16
  Speaker 3: I mean, isn't a firing squad, you just get shot?
• 16:19
  Speaker 2: Yeah, but like six guys.
• 16:21
  Speaker 3: No, I thought only one of them is actually shooting.
• 16:23
  Speaker 1: But they shoot, they hit each one of your limbs
• 16:25
  Speaker 1: like you're at a shooting range. Oh, really?
• 16:27
  Speaker 3: They don't go, they go.
• 16:28
  Speaker 1: They go arm, leg, leg, arm.
• 16:30
  Speaker 3: So it's not just one shot to the head?
• 16:32
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 16:33
  Speaker 2: Is that true that only one of them actually has
• 16:35
  Speaker 2: a real round?
• 16:36
  Speaker 3: From what I've heard is that only one person is
• 16:39
  Speaker 3: actually shooting real rounds, but no one, none of the
• 16:41
  Speaker 3: guys shooting know who has the real rounds.
• 16:43
  Speaker 2: Oh, so that they don't feel bad.
• 16:44
  Speaker 3: Yeah. So they all assume like, well, I didn't, I
• 16:46
  Speaker 3: wasn't the one. Yeah.
• 16:47
  Speaker 1: I was just aiming to kill you.
• 16:50
  Speaker 2: You sound like my Saudi professor.
• 16:53
  Speaker 3: I'm pretty sure that's how it works.
• 16:55
  Speaker 2: Can we look that up, Tyler? Is that true?
• 16:57
  Speaker 1: That definitely happened at some level of firing squad. I
• 16:59
  Speaker 1: don't know if that's all firing squad as they currently stand.
• 17:03
  Speaker 2: If there's only one person with a bullet, there's a
• 17:06
  Speaker 2: pretty high likelihood they're not going to kill the guy.
• 17:09
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean, I don't know.
• 17:10
  Speaker 2: In which case, that's a nightmare.
• 17:12
  Speaker 3: Well, no, it's not only one bullet. I think one
• 17:15
  Speaker 3: gun is filled with real bullets.
• 17:16
  Speaker 2: So what, he shoots multiple times?
• 17:18
  Speaker 3: Oh, I think they all empty the clip.
• 17:20
  Speaker 1: No way.
• 17:21
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 17:22
  Speaker 2: What are you fucking talking about?
• 17:23
  Speaker 3: What do you think, they all take one shot? Yeah.
• 17:25
  Speaker 3: They're not holding AK-47s.
• 17:26
  Speaker 2: Yes, they are.
• 17:30
  Speaker 3: In places that are doing firing squads.
• 17:33
  Speaker 2: Okay, well, I'm talking about like in, you know, when
• 17:35
  Speaker 2: we had death by firing squad here in America, it
• 17:39
  Speaker 2: was rifles.
• 17:40
  Speaker 1: Yeah. You're talking about like a war movie where they
• 17:42
  Speaker 1: like make someone stand up against the wall.
• 17:45
  Speaker 3: No, you're thinking of like Al Capone, like the Valentine's
• 17:49
  Speaker 3: Day Massacre.
• 17:50
  Speaker 2: If you're talking about like Syrian firing squads, I guarantee
• 17:54
  Speaker 2: you they don't care about the guilt of the other
• 17:57
  Speaker 2: five guys wondering like, oh man, I wonder if my
• 18:01
  Speaker 2: AK-47 has the 70 fake bullets that are going to
• 18:04
  Speaker 2: riddle this guy's body.
• 18:05
  Speaker 3: This says historically one or more rifles in a traditional
• 18:09
  Speaker 3: firing squad are loaded with blanks instead of live rounds.
• 18:12
  Speaker 1: So it's the other way around.
• 18:13
  Speaker 2: Yeah, one guy. It's like credit card roulette.
• 18:16
  Speaker 3: Why would you want to be the one guy that
• 18:17
  Speaker 3: didn't do shit? Like if everyone's shooting real bullets.
• 18:21
  Speaker 2: So that you can tell yourself I didn't kill anyone.
• 18:23
  Speaker 3: Yeah, but if everyone is shooting real bullets and you're like, oh,
• 18:25
  Speaker 3: they gave me the gun with fake bullets. Like that
• 18:28
  Speaker 3: feels like more like you're going to feel worse.
• 18:30
  Speaker 1: It's like letting your little brother hold the controller. Yeah.
• 18:33
  Speaker 3: They should just remove that guy from the firing squad.
• 18:35
  Speaker 2: Well, then they know. Everyone knows I had a hand
• 18:38
  Speaker 2: in killing. I've killed someone.
• 18:40
  Speaker 3: I think you've got to just assume like you probably
• 18:42
  Speaker 3: did kill someone.
• 18:43
  Speaker 1: Or don't sign up for firing squad. as your extracurricular activity.
• 18:47
  Speaker 3: I mean, if a firing squad, if I'm wrong and
• 18:49
  Speaker 3: the firing squad is like 10 dudes lined up all
• 18:53
  Speaker 3: with real bullets, then that's definitely the best way to
• 18:56
  Speaker 3: get killed. You're, it's a wall of bullets coming at you.
• 19:00
  Speaker 3: You're going to die immediately.
• 19:02
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 19:03
  Speaker 1: You're in 300.
• 19:07
  Speaker 3: I would much rather get that than anything else.
• 19:10
  Speaker 2: Tyler, uh, what, uh, what, Never mind. I can't even
• 19:15
  Speaker 2: remember what I was going to... Oh! Are they told
• 19:17
  Speaker 2: to aim for the head or the chest?
• 19:20
  Speaker 1: Definitely the head.
• 19:21
  Speaker 2: I don't think they do aim for the head. Why?
• 19:23
  Speaker 3: A closed casket? Or is it like a.
• 19:25
  Speaker 2: Yeah, the grandmas are coming to the funeral. Look what
• 19:28
  Speaker 2: they did to my boy.
• 19:31
  Speaker 1: They said aim at the chest area. Oh, so that
• 19:34
  Speaker 1: is painful.
• 19:36
  Speaker 2: No, it's not.
• 19:38
  Speaker 1: You don't die right away if you're shot in your chest.
• 19:40
  Speaker 3: If you get hit with eight bullets at once to
• 19:42
  Speaker 3: the chest, you will explode. But you'll see it happen. No,
• 19:48
  Speaker 3: you will not.
• 19:48
  Speaker 1: Not true. immediately.
• 19:53
  Speaker 3: It doesn't matter what kind of gun it is or
• 19:56
  Speaker 3: what kind of bullet it is. If there's eight people
• 19:58
  Speaker 3: shooting at your chest, you're going to die instantly.
• 20:01
  Speaker 2: I got a bad feeling. Most of them would miss
• 20:04
  Speaker 2: in different parts of my chest, and I'd be breathing
• 20:07
  Speaker 2: like this for a while. Slumped against the ropes that
• 20:13
  Speaker 2: are holding me up. There you go.
• 20:17
  Speaker 3: Yeah, see, that's a problem.
• 20:18
  Speaker 2: It happens.
• 20:19
  Speaker 3: You don't want to survive.
• 20:20
  Speaker 1: He lived for 60 years after he got killed.
• 20:23
  Speaker 2: Yeah, his name's 50 Cent.
• 20:25
  Speaker 1: 60 years. Muchos hombres.
• 20:29
  Speaker 2: He survived a point blank coup de grace shot to
• 20:32
  Speaker 2: the head in 1915. That's fucked.
• 20:36
  Speaker 3: I mean, they must have been using those old marble
• 20:38
  Speaker 3: bullets that just bounce off of you.
• 20:40
  Speaker 1: Yeah. Airsoft guns. That's nuts.
• 20:44
  Speaker 3: How long do you think firing squad by airsoft gun
• 20:47
  Speaker 3: would take?
• 20:49
  Speaker 1: That's like the dudes that eat a bucket of Fanto
• 20:52
  Speaker 1: with a hair.
• 20:54
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 20:55
  Speaker 1: Have you ever seen those videos? Guys who will eat
• 20:57
  Speaker 1: like a... two ounce or a two liter coke with
• 21:00
  Speaker 1: like a paper clip and they just like.
• 21:02
  Speaker 3: No I don't like I've seen that it just takes forever.
• 21:09
  Speaker 1: Yeah it takes forever an airsoft gun it's like getting
• 21:13
  Speaker 1: a laser to death.
• 21:15
  Speaker 3: Yeah I've been shot have you guys ever been shot
• 21:17
  Speaker 3: by an airsoft gun yeah it's not that bad it
• 21:20
  Speaker 3: would take a long time for it to kill you
• 21:23
  Speaker 3: look at these psychos you'd have to get shot like
• 21:25
  Speaker 3: a hundred times in the neck.
• 21:28
  Speaker 2: This is, oh, you think this is real? You think
• 21:31
  Speaker 2: he's not, you know, making this up to some degree?
• 21:34
  Speaker 3: I mean, it hasn't moved at all. So I would
• 21:35
  Speaker 3: assume now.
• 21:38
  Speaker 1: Two hours.
• 21:41
  Speaker 3: Is that?
• 21:42
  Speaker 1: And he had made no progress.
• 21:44
  Speaker 2: Bro, this is insane. There's no way.
• 21:46
  Speaker 1: This is so Japanese.
• 21:47
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 21:47
  Speaker 3: What do you think's going on? And what is the,
• 21:49
  Speaker 3: is he at like an event?
• 21:50
  Speaker 2: What is the 99?
• 21:50
  Speaker 3: Oh, that's like his subscribers.
• 21:54
  Speaker 2: He hasn't gotten up to. Piss or anything like that?
• 21:57
  Speaker 2: I'm telling you, there's no way this is.
• 21:57
  Speaker 1: Oh, there was just a big jump right there.
• 21:59
  Speaker 3: Yeah, he's cheating.
• 22:01
  Speaker 2: This is fake.
• 22:02
  Speaker 1: There's another jump.
• 22:03
  Speaker 3: You've been duped.
• 22:04
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 22:04
  Speaker 3: He's been sitting at this table for three minutes.
• 22:06
  Speaker 1: Well, I didn't think that these are....
• 22:10
  Speaker 2: Yeah, forget it. This is what I envision Harry doing
• 22:14
  Speaker 2: every night.
• 22:16
  Speaker 1: He's like, I'm sick, I don't know why.
• 22:17
  Speaker 2: Time for me to.
• 22:18
  Speaker 3: Have my big bowl of energy drinks.
• 22:21
  Speaker 2: Drink my six energy drinks with a paperclip. Oh, no,
• 22:25
  Speaker 2: it's 9 a.m. I'm so tired.
• 22:30
  Speaker 3: I mean, it seems like six hours like that's no one.
• 22:35
  Speaker 3: No one's doing that. No one's doing that.
• 22:38
  Speaker 2: Fucking hot.
• 22:39
  Speaker 3: Yeah, it's hot as shit. It's like we're in the
• 22:41
  Speaker 3: fucking desert.
• 22:43
  Speaker 1: What would you guys add to this room to make
• 22:45
  Speaker 1: it more homey?
• 22:45
  Speaker 2: Air conditioning.
• 22:46
  Speaker 3: Yeah, definitely.
• 22:47
  Speaker 1: That's on the central air.
• 22:49
  Speaker 3: I mean, it's not even like there's not even like
• 22:52
  Speaker 3: a single thing on in this room.
• 22:55
  Speaker 2: This air in here is the least circulated air. I
• 23:00
  Speaker 2: actually would imagine we have been rebreathing our own carbon
• 23:05
  Speaker 2: dioxide the whole time we've been doing this podcast.
• 23:08
  Speaker 3: Yeah, for years. That's why we're sick every time we
• 23:10
  Speaker 3: come in here. There's mold all over the place.
• 23:13
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 23:14
  Speaker 3: Probably lift up these couches. There's like black mold everywhere.
• 23:17
  Speaker 2: Feels like we're in a fucking submarine. Yeah.
• 23:19
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 23:19
  Speaker 2: Where everything broke.
• 23:20
  Speaker 3: Well, haven't we asked them if they could fix it
• 23:23
  Speaker 3: like a hundred times?
• 23:24
  Speaker 2: Yeah, and they made fun of us.
• 23:26
  Speaker 3: We need to lock out. There needs to be a
• 23:28
  Speaker 3: lockout until we get AC.
• 23:29
  Speaker 2: How about a walkout? I cannot work in these conditions. Yeah.
• 23:33
  Speaker 1: A walkout, and we just continue the episode. It's like
• 23:36
  Speaker 1: a 90-minute episode, but for the last 70 minutes, it's
• 23:40
  Speaker 1: just empty.
• 23:42
  Speaker 2: We need to go record in the Plan Breeze studio
• 23:45
  Speaker 2: and protest or something like that.
• 23:46
  Speaker 3: Oh, they probably got... Perfect airflow in there.
• 23:49
  Speaker 2: I bet you.
• 23:50
  Speaker 3: Down to a science.
• 23:51
  Speaker 2: I mean, it's probably like pH balanced with the exact right,
• 23:56
  Speaker 2: you know, it's like casino air. Yeah. Well, we've been
• 23:59
  Speaker 2: podcasting for four hours. I didn't even realize.
• 24:02
  Speaker 1: It's tomorrow. What time is it? Is the sun coming up?
• 24:05
  Speaker 2: My God. Think how long our episodes would be. Yeah. Fun.
• 24:08
  Speaker 3: If we didn't have to get out. It's like we
• 24:12
  Speaker 3: had an hour and a half and it's like, it's
• 24:13
  Speaker 3: no longer safe for us to be in this room.
• 24:15
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 24:17
  Speaker 1: Getting air quality alerts on our phone. What the fuck
• 24:21
  Speaker 1: is this? Another Canadian wildfire? Or did J. Will just
• 24:25
  Speaker 1: burn it down?
• 24:27
  Speaker 2: It is crazy.
• 24:29
  Speaker 3: I mean, they really got to fix it. I don't
• 24:32
  Speaker 3: know what else to say, to be honest. All right,
• 24:35
  Speaker 3: Christopher Walken. I mean, they said they were going to
• 24:37
  Speaker 3: fix it. Pete said he was going to get it fixed, right?
• 24:40
  Speaker 2: I think he said he would look into it. And
• 24:43
  Speaker 2: he came up here and he was like, who's doing drugs?
• 24:46
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah yeah he said that you know jay will
• 24:48
  Speaker 1: sets his interior temperature of his house to 77 in
• 24:53
  Speaker 1: florida what what i don't think it's that crazy oh
• 24:57
  Speaker 1: shut up dude that's insane but if.
• 25:00
  Speaker 3: You live in that's what this is yeah but if
• 25:02
  Speaker 3: you live in florida it's not that bad it's bad
• 25:07
  Speaker 3: because it's probably what it's probably a hundred outside.
• 25:09
  Speaker 2: It's worse in florida You need reprieve from how hot
• 25:13
  Speaker 2: it is.
• 25:14
  Speaker 3: But if you live there, if you live in Orlando
• 25:17
  Speaker 3: all year round, you're probably pretty used to the heat,
• 25:21
  Speaker 3: more so than we are.
• 25:22
  Speaker 1: Not inside, though.
• 25:24
  Speaker 3: Yes, inside and outside.
• 25:26
  Speaker 2: Think about sleeping in 77 degree.
• 25:28
  Speaker 1: He said he turns it down when he sleeps.
• 25:30
  Speaker 2: To what?
• 25:32
  Speaker 3: To like 71. 71, I think, is a good temp.
• 25:35
  Speaker 3: That's what I keep my place at until the nighttime,
• 25:37
  Speaker 3: and I crank it down to zero. I want to
• 25:43
  Speaker 3: be shivering going to bed.
• 25:44
  Speaker 1: 77 is fucking insane, though.
• 25:47
  Speaker 2: That's crazy to me.
• 25:48
  Speaker 3: And my AC is automatically set to 78.
• 25:52
  Speaker 1: Francis, you strike me as a 68 guy.
• 25:55
  Speaker 2: Well, it's funny you say that, because that would be
• 25:57
  Speaker 2: my temperature, and when I'm traveling, that is my temperature
• 26:00
  Speaker 2: for sleeping. However... When I sleep in my apartment with
• 26:04
  Speaker 2: my AIDS sleep, the bed is so fucking cold that
• 26:08
  Speaker 2: I have to turn the thermostat to 73. You do?
• 26:12
  Speaker 2: I swear to God. If I have the air at
• 26:16
  Speaker 2: 71 and my bed where it is, I'm too cold.
• 26:21
  Speaker 2: I'm uncomfortably cold under a full comforter.
• 26:24
  Speaker 3: How much is the AIDS sleep thing cost?
• 26:30
  Speaker 1: I'm curious as well, because my wife is interested in
• 26:33
  Speaker 1: an AIDS sleep.
• 26:34
  Speaker 2: Oh, the AIDS sleep is, it's like, I think it's
• 26:38
  Speaker 2: like 3000. But if you have full blown HIV.
• 26:41
  Speaker 3: It's four.
• 26:42
  Speaker 2: Oh, yeah.
• 26:43
  Speaker 3: If you want the full package.
• 26:44
  Speaker 2: If you need the immunity boosting. Yeah.
• 26:47
  Speaker 3: The prep.
• 26:47
  Speaker 2: Circulation.
• 26:49
  Speaker 1: The prep package.
• 26:50
  Speaker 2: I don't know. I think it's like 2800 or something.
• 26:52
  Speaker 3: I think sounds nice. But I feel like you said
• 26:54
  Speaker 3: it kind of fucks up when you sleep other places now.
• 26:56
  Speaker 3: Like if you go on the road. Or if you travel.
• 26:59
  Speaker 2: I meant that just to say that I, you know,
• 27:03
  Speaker 2: I love it so much that like.
• 27:06
  Speaker 3: And do you have one in your apartment and upstate?
• 27:08
  Speaker 3: I bought one from upstate as well. I might have
• 27:10
  Speaker 3: to cop one of these.
• 27:11
  Speaker 2: But I haven't.
• 27:11
  Speaker 3: Exchange the laptop. Do they sell them at like Best Buy?
• 27:15
  Speaker 3: They sell them at Best Buy. Well, sometimes they do.
• 27:17
  Speaker 3: Sometimes they sell stuff like that there.
• 27:19
  Speaker 1: I just like that you're acting like it's like a
• 27:21
  Speaker 1: chip that you can cash in.
• 27:22
  Speaker 3: Oh, I think I could probably exchange the laptop for
• 27:25
  Speaker 3: the AIDS.
• 27:25
  Speaker 2: A $ 5, 000 laptop.
• 27:29
  Speaker 1: How much do you think is depreciated now that you've
• 27:31
  Speaker 1: driven it off the lot?
• 27:32
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean, it's been used, I think, twice ever,
• 27:35
  Speaker 3: so not much.
• 27:36
  Speaker 1: So those retain their value pretty well?
• 27:38
  Speaker 3: Yeah, they should. Probably not, though.
• 27:41
  Speaker 2: I don't know.
• 27:42
  Speaker 1: I literally don't know anything about it.
• 27:43
  Speaker 3: I could probably get like a rack and a half
• 27:44
  Speaker 3: for it.
• 27:45
  Speaker 1: I'm not trying to hit you with a gutcha.
• 27:46
  Speaker 2: Maybe two. Yeah.
• 27:48
  Speaker 3: Maybe two bands.
• 27:49
  Speaker 2: I sold my guitar for $ 2, 500. Did I tell you
• 27:50
  Speaker 2: guys that? Yeah.
• 27:51
  Speaker 3: How much did you buy it for?
• 27:52
  Speaker 2: 3000 oh okay maybe 3500 oh.
• 27:55
  Speaker 3: Wow that's actually pretty solid it was really good did
• 27:58
  Speaker 3: you get more joy from your guitar or your age sleep.
• 28:01
  Speaker 2: Uh definitely the aids because um i don't know i
• 28:05
  Speaker 2: wasn't playing my guitar and i sleep in the aids every.
• 28:08
  Speaker 1: Night yeah at the peak of your guitar.
• 28:11
  Speaker 2: The peak of my guitar was the first week that
• 28:14
  Speaker 2: i bought it yeah that's everybody and then right after
• 28:17
  Speaker 2: that it Collected dust.
• 28:19
  Speaker 3: Yeah Would you ever learn any Like good songs at least?
• 28:21
  Speaker 2: Well I mean I had a I had a teacher
• 28:24
  Speaker 2: Who would come Who was actually The fucking man Who
• 28:26
  Speaker 2: came once And we would smoke weed And then play
• 28:29
  Speaker 2: and just jam It was really fun And I was
• 28:31
  Speaker 2: like I'm gonna do this forever.
• 28:32
  Speaker 3: You weren't learning shit You guys were probably Just playing
• 28:35
  Speaker 3: random ass.
• 28:36
  Speaker 2: No he was giving me like Scales and things to
• 28:39
  Speaker 2: work on But the problem was that It's just Anytime
• 28:43
  Speaker 2: I want to play music I would just end up
• 28:44
  Speaker 2: Sitting down at the piano Who's weed?
• 28:47
  Speaker 1: Whose weed was it mine so he would come over
• 28:50
  Speaker 1: to your house you'd pay him and then and you'd
• 28:52
  Speaker 1: smoke him up and he just would play guitar in
• 28:54
  Speaker 1: front of you.
• 28:55
  Speaker 2: Well the first time we didn't do any of the
• 28:57
  Speaker 2: weed no we would we would we would play chords
• 28:59
  Speaker 2: while i would solo and then we would switch.
• 29:02
  Speaker 1: And did you have enough chords at that time where
• 29:04
  Speaker 1: you could.
• 29:06
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I started playing guitar when I was in seventh grade.
• 29:08
  Speaker 1: Got it. So you were fast.
• 29:09
  Speaker 2: And I took a lot of... I took lessons for
• 29:11
  Speaker 2: like five years then. I was in jazz band, all
• 29:13
  Speaker 2: that shit.
• 29:13
  Speaker 3: Yeah, got it. So you kind of knew what you
• 29:15
  Speaker 3: were doing. You didn't know any Hendrix? You guys do
• 29:17
  Speaker 3: any Hendrix?
• 29:18
  Speaker 2: We did not.
• 29:19
  Speaker 3: Purple Haze?
• 29:20
  Speaker 2: Nope. No. Strictly white music. Oh.
• 29:23
  Speaker 1: No Prince?
• 29:24
  Speaker 3: All Along the Watchtower?
• 29:25
  Speaker 1: Purple Rain?
• 29:25
  Speaker 2: No.
• 29:26
  Speaker 3: It's a Dylan song originally.
• 29:27
  Speaker 2: It's white. All along the Watchtower, yeah. True. Well, ever
• 29:31
  Speaker 2: since Jimmy bastardized it, we've never touched on that again.
• 29:36
  Speaker 1: Ruined it. What jazzy instruments did you play?
• 29:40
  Speaker 3: I played piano and I played clarinet.
• 29:44
  Speaker 1: Clarinet.
• 29:45
  Speaker 2: Think about all those musicians who died after like one
• 29:49
  Speaker 2: or two albums who are immortalized forever because they just
• 29:52
  Speaker 2: never had the opportunity to make a bad album.
• 29:54
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 29:55
  Speaker 2: Do you think that if... your inspiration, Amy Schumer, had
• 29:59
  Speaker 2: stopped after her first special, we would look at her
• 30:03
  Speaker 2: the same way that we look at Louie?
• 30:06
  Speaker 3: Probably not, because Louie has like eight really good albums.
• 30:09
  Speaker 2: Yeah, but her first special was spectacular.
• 30:13
  Speaker 3: Yeah, but it's still, you wouldn't be looking at her
• 30:15
  Speaker 3: as the greatest of all time.
• 30:17
  Speaker 2: You don't think we'd have some kind of like cult
• 30:19
  Speaker 2: hero status for Amy Schumer? No. For one special? Died
• 30:24
  Speaker 2: too soon.
• 30:25
  Speaker 3: Died? That's what he's saying. Oh, she's dead in this scenario.
• 30:29
  Speaker 2: What happened here?
• 30:30
  Speaker 3: I thought you said that she just stopped making albums
• 30:32
  Speaker 3: after that one.
• 30:32
  Speaker 2: She was Jimi Hendrix. Okay.
• 30:34
  Speaker 3: Yeah, probably. She'd probably be considered as like one of
• 30:37
  Speaker 3: the greats.
• 30:38
  Speaker 2: Yes. Yeah. Right.
• 30:39
  Speaker 3: One special dead.
• 30:41
  Speaker 2: So then we'd have to say about her that she
• 30:44
  Speaker 2: survived too long. Yeah.
• 30:47
  Speaker 3: Yeah. I mean, you either die a hero or you
• 30:49
  Speaker 3: live long enough to see yourself become the villain.
• 30:51
  Speaker 2: Spot on. Exactly.
• 30:52
  Speaker 1: Or that's, I mean, that's what Achilles said when... No,
• 30:55
  Speaker 1: that was.
• 30:56
  Speaker 3: Batman said that. No, it actually wasn't.
• 31:00
  Speaker 2: Was it Harvey Dent?
• 31:01
  Speaker 3: Harvey Dent said that.
• 31:03
  Speaker 2: And you know who wrote it? Was Christopher Nolan's brother.
• 31:07
  Speaker 1: Really?
• 31:07
  Speaker 2: And he was like annoyed almost that his brother had
• 31:10
  Speaker 2: come up with by far the most memorable line.
• 31:13
  Speaker 3: Of the entire trilogy. Yeah, that's tough. Did he get
• 31:15
  Speaker 3: paid at least?
• 31:17
  Speaker 2: I would assume so.
• 31:18
  Speaker 3: I'd be like, you got to throw me at least
• 31:19
  Speaker 3: like 10 M's for that.
• 31:21
  Speaker 2: M's?
• 31:22
  Speaker 1: For the Dark Knight?
• 31:25
  Speaker 3: For The Dark Knight? You come up with the best
• 31:27
  Speaker 3: line in The Dark Knight? That's 10 M's. No way.
• 31:30
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 31:31
  Speaker 3: What do you think it is?
• 31:32
  Speaker 1: That's $ 100, 000 and a weekend at the lake house.
• 31:37
  Speaker 2: What?
• 31:37
  Speaker 3: 100 bands?
• 31:38
  Speaker 1: For a line?
• 31:39
  Speaker 3: Christopher Nolan's not getting up for 100 bands.
• 31:42
  Speaker 1: But it was his brother, wasn't it?
• 31:44
  Speaker 2: Exactly.
• 31:45
  Speaker 3: I think they collaborate frequently on their movies. Oh, really?
• 31:48
  Speaker 2: I think so. Interesting.
• 31:49
  Speaker 1: A little bonus. A bonus is nice. But when Odysseus
• 31:54
  Speaker 1: went to the River Styx and talked to Achilles, and Achilles,
• 31:59
  Speaker 1: he was like... Tendon. He was offered... Nice.
• 32:02
  Speaker 3: Holy shit.
• 32:03
  Speaker 1: You're back.
• 32:04
  Speaker 2: Welcome back. You're not sick at all. You've been lulling
• 32:09
  Speaker 2: us into a false sense of sickness. I know.
• 32:11
  Speaker 3: It's all a ruse.
• 32:12
  Speaker 2: Turns out you've been riding with those cockroaches all night.
• 32:15
  Speaker 2: Riding killer material.
• 32:18
  Speaker 3: Wait, so he met up with Achilles?
• 32:20
  Speaker 1: And Achilles had the option of living a short life
• 32:23
  Speaker 1: and being a hero or living a long life and
• 32:29
  Speaker 1: not having to spend the rest of his eternity on
• 32:32
  Speaker 1: the River Styx or whatever in fucking Hades. And he
• 32:35
  Speaker 1: was like, don't worry. Don't take the glory. Don't worry
• 32:38
  Speaker 1: about the glory. The most important thing is being alive.
• 32:40
  Speaker 1: The most important thing is having a long life.
• 32:43
  Speaker 2: Really?
• 32:43
  Speaker 1: So it's like for the Schumer of it, like, Schumer
• 32:45
  Speaker 1: maybe would have been a legend if she went off,
• 32:47
  Speaker 1: but it's just better to be alive. Right. It's better
• 32:50
  Speaker 1: to be among the living.
• 32:51
  Speaker 3: Is it, though? Good question.
• 32:53
  Speaker 1: It's a great question. Bro, this is fucking Achilles talking, bro.
• 32:57
  Speaker 1: This is not me saying this.
• 32:57
  Speaker 3: I don't know Achilles like that, though.
• 32:59
  Speaker 1: Brad Pitt in Troy?
• 33:01
  Speaker 3: I can't just trust him with everything.
• 33:04
  Speaker 2: You either die a hero or you live long enough
• 33:06
  Speaker 2: to tear your Achilles.
• 33:07
  Speaker 3: Yeah, exactly.
• 33:09
  Speaker 2: Oh, that's what happened to Kobe.
• 33:10
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 33:11
  Speaker 2: And then he died.
• 33:12
  Speaker 3: Yeah, and then he died again.
• 33:13
  Speaker 2: Fuck. By the way, I have a major life thing. Yeah.
• 33:20
  Speaker 2: I have a major life thing I want to ask
• 33:22
  Speaker 2: you guys about because it's something I'm really considering, which
• 33:25
  Speaker 2: is I think I'm ready. I think I want to
• 33:28
  Speaker 2: become a single dad.
• 33:30
  Speaker 3: Oh, really?
• 33:31
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 33:32
  Speaker 3: Interesting.
• 33:33
  Speaker 2: I think I'm going to do. And Rowan, I care
• 33:35
  Speaker 2: far more about your opinion on this than Harry's.
• 33:38
  Speaker 3: 50-50.
• 33:39
  Speaker 2: Well, you're a father and Harry is not. I don't know.
• 33:44
  Speaker 1: You're talking to a future father one day.
• 33:46
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 33:46
  Speaker 1: He's an aspiring father.
• 33:48
  Speaker 3: One day.
• 33:49
  Speaker 1: He'll be a father one day for sure.
• 33:51
  Speaker 2: So, yeah. So, I'm thinking I'm going to find probably
• 33:56
  Speaker 2: like a very poor Latin woman.
• 33:59
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 34:00
  Speaker 1: Oh, I thought that you were going to go traditional
• 34:02
  Speaker 1: adoption style, not knock-em-up style.
• 34:05
  Speaker 2: I need one of my own. One for me.
• 34:08
  Speaker 3: How do you get her out of the equation, though?
• 34:10
  Speaker 2: What?
• 34:11
  Speaker 1: How are you going to.
• 34:11
  Speaker 2: Remove her from the equation? Oh, you just pay her.
• 34:13
  Speaker 2: She'll be a surrogate. Oh, okay. Yeah. Surrogato.
• 34:17
  Speaker 3: Yeah. Aren't you worried that maybe you'll like, what if
• 34:19
  Speaker 3: you guys fall in love?
• 34:20
  Speaker 2: Oh, I'll never meet her. Oh.
• 34:22
  Speaker 3: Well, how are you going to give her your child?
• 34:24
  Speaker 3: We'll do a handoff. Oh, I see.
• 34:26
  Speaker 1: He's sending it through Jason Kelsey's beer company.
• 34:28
  Speaker 2: Yeah. We'll do a handoff through ice. I'll be like, wait,
• 34:31
  Speaker 2: that one's mine? Okay, now take it.
• 34:34
  Speaker 1: Why Latin?
• 34:36
  Speaker 2: They're the most ripe.
• 34:37
  Speaker 1: They're fertile.
• 34:38
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 34:39
  Speaker 1: Why not have a batch then?
• 34:41
  Speaker 2: I'll start with one and see how athletic they become.
• 34:47
  Speaker 2: And yes, they will be trans. So that we can
• 34:51
  Speaker 2: choose which leagues to enroll them in for dominance sake.
• 34:56
  Speaker 1: I know a lot of short Mexicans, I was going
• 34:57
  Speaker 1: to say.
• 34:58
  Speaker 2: Well, that's why I need to find a very tall
• 35:03
  Speaker 2: Latin consuela.
• 35:05
  Speaker 3: What's the tallest Latin person? What's the tallest group of Latins?
• 35:14
  Speaker 2: Brazilian? Probably Chilean.
• 35:17
  Speaker 1: There's that one Native American dude who's on the Cowboys
• 35:20
  Speaker 1: is 6'9. Are you sure you don't want a Native American?
• 35:25
  Speaker 2: Oh, that would be cool, too.
• 35:26
  Speaker 3: Maybe you could just have one of his children.
• 35:28
  Speaker 1: You could be the target.
• 35:30
  Speaker 2: Yeah. I think Native Americans have the highest percentage chance
• 35:35
  Speaker 2: of getting into elite universities. Really? Admissions committees give the
• 35:40
  Speaker 2: most leniency to people of tribal roots. Really? Interesting.
• 35:46
  Speaker 3: Interesting.
• 35:47
  Speaker 2: I mean, I made that up, but that's my perception. Yeah.
• 35:49
  Speaker 1: Because guys love saying, I have a black friend. But
• 35:53
  Speaker 1: imagine saying, I have a Native American student at my university.
• 35:57
  Speaker 3: I have an indigenous person that I'm friends with.
• 35:59
  Speaker 1: I have an indigenous on deck.
• 36:02
  Speaker 3: Yeah, maybe, but- Is there like a dating app where
• 36:05
  Speaker 3: you can find indigenous women?
• 36:08
  Speaker 2: No, I think they don't have phones.
• 36:10
  Speaker 3: Tindigenous?
• 36:11
  Speaker 2: Yeah. He's back.
• 36:15
  Speaker 1: He's back.
• 36:16
  Speaker 2: You actually might be back. You might be back from
• 36:19
  Speaker 2: that one. That was way better than the tendon bullshit
• 36:24
  Speaker 2: that you put together. Indigenous is great.
• 36:31
  Speaker 3: These people are all insanely short. You're never going to
• 36:35
  Speaker 3: have a tall kid if you're going with a Latin woman.
• 36:37
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 36:37
  Speaker 3: Five, three, they're all five, four.
• 36:39
  Speaker 2: Golly.
• 36:40
  Speaker 1: That's the way top tallest was five, four Puerto Rican. Yeah.
• 36:45
  Speaker 1: And that's American.
• 36:46
  Speaker 2: Yeah. But here's the thing, you know, I think that
• 36:49
  Speaker 2: if I become a single father, first of all, no
• 36:52
  Speaker 2: one will meddle with my parenting techniques. So all the
• 36:55
  Speaker 2: imprinting is my own. I get to download, upload all
• 37:00
  Speaker 2: my own software to this kid.
• 37:01
  Speaker 3: Yeah, that is true. It is all you. It means
• 37:05
  Speaker 3: a lot of responsibility.
• 37:06
  Speaker 1: What style of parent would you be? What are you
• 37:09
  Speaker 1: hoping to teach them?
• 37:11
  Speaker 2: How to fend for themselves. How to be independent. Because
• 37:15
  Speaker 2: I'm not going to be around much. I have a
• 37:19
  Speaker 2: very busy schedule. And until they can play golf, they're
• 37:25
  Speaker 2: not going to be with me.
• 37:26
  Speaker 3: Yeah, of course.
• 37:28
  Speaker 2: But I will outsource a lot of the parenting to
• 37:32
  Speaker 2: probably a Latin nanny.
• 37:34
  Speaker 1: A Latin nanny.
• 37:35
  Speaker 2: To sort of just like keep them close to their roots.
• 37:38
  Speaker 1: Well, you'll need a day nanny, night nanny, weekend nanny.
• 37:41
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 37:41
  Speaker 1: You're going to need to have a trio of contuelos.
• 37:45
  Speaker 2: Which I can afford.
• 37:46
  Speaker 3: So you're just getting like a roommate pretty much. Yeah.
• 37:51
  Speaker 1: You're getting a rotating cast of different aged roommates.
• 37:54
  Speaker 3: Maybe you should just adopt like a 12-year-old.
• 37:58
  Speaker 2: Stop telling me to adopt.
• 38:00
  Speaker 1: His genes are important.
• 38:03
  Speaker 2: I need an heir.
• 38:04
  Speaker 3: If you adopted, you could be a father today. You
• 38:07
  Speaker 3: could pick up a kid today.
• 38:08
  Speaker 2: I wonder about that.
• 38:09
  Speaker 1: And you could be like, if you get a 12-year-old,
• 38:11
  Speaker 1: you're out of the game in six years.
• 38:13
  Speaker 3: It's less easy. You don't even have to pay for
• 38:15
  Speaker 3: their school because they're going to be indigenous.
• 38:17
  Speaker 2: It would be nice to have.
• 38:20
  Speaker 3: Full ride.
• 38:21
  Speaker 1: Full rides everywhere.
• 38:23
  Speaker 2: Even though you can absolutely afford it, we're going to
• 38:26
  Speaker 2: let you in on this one. By the way, I
• 38:31
  Speaker 2: don't know about that. What was the question you just
• 38:33
  Speaker 2: asked before that, though?
• 38:35
  Speaker 3: Adopt What do.
• 38:37
  Speaker 1: You want the kid to be like? Who's one of
• 38:39
  Speaker 1: those two?
• 38:40
  Speaker 2: Adopting, it would be nice to get A kid who's
• 38:43
  Speaker 2: housebroken already.
• 38:45
  Speaker 1: Yeah, 12, 12 is the sweet spot.
• 38:47
  Speaker 2: No, I think it's like 4 Probably, right?
• 38:50
  Speaker 1: That's a lot of years.
• 38:52
  Speaker 3: You want a kid that's born in the blood In
• 38:55
  Speaker 3: the what? Born in blood, been through it Because then
• 38:57
  Speaker 3: everything is just like a level up Like, oh my god,
• 39:00
  Speaker 3: this apartment is so nice.
• 39:02
  Speaker 2: Oh, so one that has known squalor.
• 39:05
  Speaker 3: Exactly.
• 39:06
  Speaker 2: That I've rescued.
• 39:07
  Speaker 3: Yeah, you rescue the kid.
• 39:09
  Speaker 2: How long until they become accustomed to their nice things?
• 39:13
  Speaker 2: I need to kind of keep them in like a middle,
• 39:16
  Speaker 2: like a halfway house.
• 39:16
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I think that's why you need to get someone
• 39:19
  Speaker 3: that's like 12 or 13.
• 39:21
  Speaker 1: Adopt them to abuse them.
• 39:22
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 39:23
  Speaker 1: I feel like that happens a lot. I feel like
• 39:25
  Speaker 1: there's always someone who adopted nine kids and they've all
• 39:28
  Speaker 1: been chained in their basement.
• 39:30
  Speaker 3: Chained to a radiator. Yeah. I've seen a couple documentaries
• 39:34
  Speaker 3: about that.
• 39:34
  Speaker 2: It's pretty crazy.
• 39:35
  Speaker 3: It happens all the time.
• 39:36
  Speaker 1: Well, you probably would get insane supplementary welfare checks and
• 39:40
  Speaker 1: stuff like that.
• 39:41
  Speaker 2: Tax write-offs. Tax write-offs would be nice.
• 39:43
  Speaker 3: It's definitely a write-off.
• 39:44
  Speaker 2: Because I've been looking into how many specific... livestock animals
• 39:52
  Speaker 2: i need to own in order to qualify my home
• 39:55
  Speaker 2: as a farm right what is it like one cow
• 39:58
  Speaker 2: it's a no it's a few i think it's a
• 40:00
  Speaker 2: few it depends on the state but in new jersey
• 40:02
  Speaker 2: if like if you have a certain number of chickens
• 40:04
  Speaker 2: yeah maybe a llama or two you get farm subsidies
• 40:09
  Speaker 2: interest tax right.
• 40:09
  Speaker 3: Because i know rick ross has like a big ass
• 40:11
  Speaker 3: cow right.
• 40:13
  Speaker 2: Yeah yeah oh it's no magic number So he.
• 40:16
  Speaker 1: Doesn't have to pay Uncle Sam.
• 40:17
  Speaker 3: Have you guys ever heard that Rick Ross song where
• 40:19
  Speaker 3: he's like admitting to date rape?
• 40:21
  Speaker 1: Yes.
• 40:22
  Speaker 3: It's like Molly on a champagne.
• 40:24
  Speaker 1: She ain't even know it.
• 40:25
  Speaker 3: Took a home and I had that.
• 40:27
  Speaker 1: She ain't even know it.
• 40:30
  Speaker 2: Yikes. Yikes.
• 40:35
  Speaker 3: It's a tough one.
• 40:36
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 40:36
  Speaker 3: It's a good one to play in front of your
• 40:38
  Speaker 3: boys though and see if they notice.
• 40:40
  Speaker 1: Oh, you're vibing to this?
• 40:41
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 40:42
  Speaker 3: Oh, because listen closer to the lyrics.
• 40:44
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 40:44
  Speaker 3: Let me send you this genius link.
• 40:46
  Speaker 1: Why don't you come on out, Chris Hansen?
• 40:48
  Speaker 3: Yeah, it's pretty insane.
• 40:53
  Speaker 2: Chris Hansen's getting... Now that they've got this movie coming out.
• 40:57
  Speaker 1: He's having a renaissance.
• 40:57
  Speaker 2: I thought they were kind of grilling him. They're kind
• 41:00
  Speaker 2: of grilling him. They're kind of blaming him for both
• 41:04
  Speaker 2: kind of glorifying this, maybe, and also for... Knocking men
• 41:11
  Speaker 2: down when they're at their low. It's like both sides.
• 41:15
  Speaker 3: Which side is knocking them down when they're at their low?
• 41:18
  Speaker 2: Pedophiles United? United Pedophiles Rights Organization?
• 41:23
  Speaker 3: Wait, isn't that like an actual thing?
• 41:25
  Speaker 2: What is it?
• 41:25
  Speaker 1: NAMBLA.
• 41:26
  Speaker 3: NAMBLA, yeah. North American Man Boy Love.
• 41:29
  Speaker 1: But but he's saying that he made it too popular
• 41:33
  Speaker 1: like people were doing it so hopefully they could get
• 41:36
  Speaker 1: on to to catch a predator like it was the
• 41:38
  Speaker 1: prices right like they like run down and like.
• 41:42
  Speaker 3: Give him a big hug like he's drew carrie or
• 41:45
  Speaker 3: some shit maybe that happened like once there's no chance.
• 41:47
  Speaker 1: Anybody ever wanted to be on it they're always like
• 41:50
  Speaker 1: i knew this was gonna happen yeah i knew this
• 41:52
  Speaker 1: was fake Imagine a guy getting.
• 41:54
  Speaker 2: Carried out in handcuffs and being like, my album's dropping
• 41:56
  Speaker 2: in two weeks. Download it on SoundCloud.
• 42:00
  Speaker 3: There probably is a world in which you could spin
• 42:01
  Speaker 3: it and be like, I was trying to get on
• 42:02
  Speaker 3: the show.
• 42:03
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 42:04
  Speaker 3: I had no intentions of ever doing anything. I just
• 42:06
  Speaker 3: wanted to be on the show.
• 42:08
  Speaker 1: You should be making a concurrent side documentary if you're
• 42:12
  Speaker 1: ever getting into behavior like that. So you have plausible denial. Yeah.
• 42:17
  Speaker 3: Road to ketchup predator.
• 42:19
  Speaker 2: My life as a fake pedophile.
• 42:21
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 42:22
  Speaker 1: Catching to catch a predator.
• 42:24
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 42:24
  Speaker 1: Like seeing if we could catch them.
• 42:26
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 42:26
  Speaker 2: Poking, finding the flaws.
• 42:28
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 42:29
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 42:29
  Speaker 3: Does he, has he talked about like the, the kind
• 42:33
  Speaker 3: of like fan to catch a predators that have all
• 42:35
  Speaker 3: spawned from.
• 42:37
  Speaker 2: Those ones are crazy.
• 42:38
  Speaker 3: Yeah. Cause those ones I feel like are probably like, I'm.
• 42:40
  Speaker 2: Just meeting people in a target food court and beating
• 42:43
  Speaker 2: the shit out of them in the fucking screwdriver. Yeah.
• 42:45
  Speaker 3: Like, do you think those are like, is that a
• 42:47
  Speaker 3: good thing or is that a bad thing?
• 42:48
  Speaker 2: I don't know.
• 42:49
  Speaker 3: It's hard to judge.
• 42:50
  Speaker 2: Vigilante justice.
• 42:51
  Speaker 3: Vigilante justice, but it's vigilante justice strictly for social media views.
• 42:56
  Speaker 2: Yeah. And it's kind of pre-crimey.
• 42:58
  Speaker 3: I guess that's also what Chris Hansen was doing.
• 43:02
  Speaker 1: And once those people see how many social media views
• 43:04
  Speaker 1: it's getting, you're going to want to get on that.
• 43:06
  Speaker 3: Oh, that's pretty.
• 43:07
  Speaker 1: It's like going on Caleb Hammer. Yeah. Like, yeah, maybe
• 43:09
  Speaker 1: we'll go through it a little bit, but like you're
• 43:11
  Speaker 1: going to get a lot of publicity. Maybe you got
• 43:13
  Speaker 1: to zinger in. This is a lot. That pedophile is funny.
• 43:16
  Speaker 2: Yeah. Yeah.
• 43:17
  Speaker 1: That pedophile is pretty clever.
• 43:19
  Speaker 3: Maybe we should get into that. As a podcast. We
• 43:22
  Speaker 3: just had that meeting with sales. We should tell them
• 43:24
  Speaker 3: we're going to have six pedophile hunting videos.
• 43:26
  Speaker 2: We're going to start a pedophile sting.
• 43:29
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 43:30
  Speaker 3: Plan for around the fall, but probably it'll bleed into
• 43:32
  Speaker 3: the spring.
• 43:34
  Speaker 1: When's good for you guys? How can we package this?
• 43:39
  Speaker 3: I mean, I think that could really play.
• 43:41
  Speaker 1: I think it definitely would. I think they would eat
• 43:43
  Speaker 1: that up because if they don't buy it, why?
• 43:46
  Speaker 2: Why? Yeah.
• 43:47
  Speaker 1: What are you trying to hide?
• 43:48
  Speaker 3: You're trying to support pedophiles?
• 43:50
  Speaker 1: What are you not trying to put money behind?
• 43:51
  Speaker 2: What message are we putting out there?
• 43:53
  Speaker 3: Honestly, now that I think about it, every brand should
• 43:56
  Speaker 3: be behind those videos.
• 43:59
  Speaker 1: Yeah, probably sponsored by the grocery store.
• 44:01
  Speaker 3: You should have a shirt on that looks like you're
• 44:02
  Speaker 3: in NASCAR. It's covered with brands. Every brand is doing
• 44:08
  Speaker 3: what they can to get against the pedophiles.
• 44:12
  Speaker 1: Francis, I do think the creative writing side of you
• 44:15
  Speaker 1: and the method actor side of you will be a
• 44:17
  Speaker 1: great guy in the chat room who's luring the 42-year-old
• 44:23
  Speaker 1: trailer park guy.
• 44:24
  Speaker 2: Well, you know, because I moonlight as a OnlyFans typist.
• 44:31
  Speaker 2: I have about 15 women whose messages I do because
• 44:34
  Speaker 2: they're busy. And so I'm used to talking to really
• 44:38
  Speaker 2: thirsty dudes. It wouldn't be that much of a stretch
• 44:41
  Speaker 2: to just lower my age.
• 44:42
  Speaker 3: No, not at all.
• 44:43
  Speaker 2: From 21-year-old woman to... 14 year old boy.
• 44:50
  Speaker 1: Luring them on it is uh it's.
• 44:52
  Speaker 2: Funny to watch that show now because it's like the
• 44:54
  Speaker 2: the chats are so outdated oh yeah there's so many
• 44:59
  Speaker 2: like got to go brb like rly question mark emoji
• 45:06
  Speaker 2: what's rly really oh That should be your favorite.
• 45:10
  Speaker 3: I was thinking of raffle.
• 45:11
  Speaker 2: The word you say more than any other word.
• 45:13
  Speaker 3: I was thinking of rolling on floor laughing.
• 45:14
  Speaker 2: Oh, that's pretty good too.
• 45:15
  Speaker 3: That's a classic.
• 45:16
  Speaker 2: Yeah. Yeah.
• 45:18
  Speaker 1: But that showed me that you don't have it anymore.
• 45:20
  Speaker 2: What?
• 45:21
  Speaker 1: If you didn't know what R-L-Y was, all of your
• 45:25
  Speaker 1: indigenous goodwill has been lost.
• 45:27
  Speaker 3: Just like that?
• 45:28
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 45:29
  Speaker 2: L-M-P-P-D-O.
• 45:31
  Speaker 3: Which one was that?
• 45:32
  Speaker 2: Laughing my prepubescent dick off. That's great.
• 45:39
  Speaker 3: Well, the problem is we would have to find a
• 45:40
  Speaker 3: boy that looks like he's 14. Because that's what Catch
• 45:43
  Speaker 3: a Predator did. They had a girl on site that
• 45:46
  Speaker 3: looked like she was underage.
• 45:47
  Speaker 1: But in the chat rooms, it's like you literally can
• 45:49
  Speaker 1: just be like, Lacey, 14, New Jersey.
• 45:52
  Speaker 3: Yeah, but then what happens when they're asking for nudes?
• 45:55
  Speaker 3: What are you going to send? A grown man's penis back?
• 46:00
  Speaker 3: They'll immediately know I'm being set up.
• 46:02
  Speaker 1: I'm being duped. Chris Hansen is famous for his dick pic.
• 46:05
  Speaker 3: Yeah. But isn't that actually what they did? They had, like,
• 46:11
  Speaker 3: that girl? Because it's the same girl every time.
• 46:13
  Speaker 2: Yeah, but they weren't sending the nudes.
• 46:15
  Speaker 3: Well, of course. But they were sending, like, photos of her.
• 46:17
  Speaker 2: Or maybe they had... Yeah, I see what you're saying.
• 46:22
  Speaker 3: Well, that girl would always be like, I'm just in
• 46:24
  Speaker 3: the back.
• 46:24
  Speaker 2: I'll come right out. I'm taking a shower.
• 46:26
  Speaker 3: Yeah, she would run quick.
• 46:27
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 46:28
  Speaker 3: She would be there upon arrival, and then immediately she
• 46:30
  Speaker 3: would go back to safety. Yeah, no shit.
• 46:31
  Speaker 1: What are you, like, calling her a coward?
• 46:33
  Speaker 3: Kind of, yeah. She was an actress, A.
• 46:37
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 46:38
  Speaker 3: Commit to the role you think she didn't stay in
• 46:39
  Speaker 3: the pocket long enough i don't think she stayed in
• 46:42
  Speaker 3: the pocket nearly long enough every single one.
• 46:44
  Speaker 2: To catch a predator season three six episodes.
• 46:51
  Speaker 1: There were some episodes where she would like kind of
• 46:53
  Speaker 1: go around the kitchen island yeah.
• 46:56
  Speaker 3: She would kind of be like feeling it out they
• 46:58
  Speaker 3: would chase her yeah she'd be like you want some
• 47:00
  Speaker 3: cookies yeah.
• 47:01
  Speaker 1: I think that's staying in the pocket I don't think so.
• 47:04
  Speaker 1: I think there's some bait girls that were extraordinary method actors.
• 47:07
  Speaker 3: Because I don't think they really get enough for the
• 47:09
  Speaker 3: most part to get an actual case. How many of
• 47:12
  Speaker 3: these guys are actually getting locked up?
• 47:13
  Speaker 2: No, the second they arrive and the second they get
• 47:16
  Speaker 2: out of their car, they're cooked.
• 47:18
  Speaker 3: No, because they're just like, I'm just here to have pizza.
• 47:20
  Speaker 3: It's what I can't eat. I'm hungry.
• 47:22
  Speaker 1: You took your pants off, sir.
• 47:24
  Speaker 2: Sir, you showed up with condoms. There's no AC. And beer.
• 47:28
  Speaker 2: That's the thing. But even if they hadn't, it's like
• 47:31
  Speaker 2: the fact that they came. Some of them would always
• 47:32
  Speaker 2: be like, I came here to tell her she shouldn't
• 47:34
  Speaker 2: be doing this.
• 47:35
  Speaker 3: Yeah, which is smart. They're trying to save her.
• 47:38
  Speaker 1: These are these clever pedophiles we're talking about.
• 47:42
  Speaker 3: You shouldn't be here. You shouldn't be doing this. Because
• 47:45
  Speaker 3: not everyone's going to be cool like me.
• 47:46
  Speaker 2: In fact, where's your dad?
• 47:51
  Speaker 3: Let me talk to him.
• 47:52
  Speaker 2: Do you? Yeah.
• 47:53
  Speaker 1: Perfect.
• 47:54
  Speaker 2: Perfect.
• 47:55
  Speaker 3: There's a lot of bad pedophiles out there. Not like me, though.
• 48:00
  Speaker 1: You're lucky you ran into me.
• 48:02
  Speaker 2: It's hilarious.
• 48:03
  Speaker 3: I mean, you would think that a lot of these guys,
• 48:05
  Speaker 3: but didn't that kind of become a thing towards the
• 48:07
  Speaker 3: end where people were like recognizing like the girl or
• 48:12
  Speaker 3: like they knew it was going to be a setup
• 48:13
  Speaker 3: or some shit?
• 48:14
  Speaker 1: There's some guys who would stay in their car and stuff.
• 48:16
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 48:17
  Speaker 1: And they'd still like descend on them. Yeah, of course.
• 48:19
  Speaker 3: That's got to be, I mean, unreal. There's got to be.
• 48:22
  Speaker 3: They got to bring that show back in a way.
• 48:25
  Speaker 1: I think they are. Or doesn't he do it privately
• 48:27
  Speaker 1: or something?
• 48:28
  Speaker 3: I don't know. That would be much weirder.
• 48:30
  Speaker 2: Does it on Patreon? Yeah.
• 48:34
  Speaker 1: He doesn't know cameras. Why don't you take a seat?
• 48:37
  Speaker 3: It's just audio. It's a podcast now.
• 48:41
  Speaker 2: For 10 bucks, you can get the case of beer
• 48:43
  Speaker 2: the guy brought.
• 48:43
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't know why people would be like, you're
• 48:48
  Speaker 1: attacking men at their lowest. Like, the crime of like,
• 48:52
  Speaker 1: exposing and shaming guys who are going through a tough time,
• 48:56
  Speaker 1: which is soliciting sex with minors, is a way lighter
• 49:01
  Speaker 1: thing than the potential of having sex with a kid.
• 49:06
  Speaker 1: That's the most damaging crime you could commit.
• 49:09
  Speaker 3: Also, I don't want to really get into the mind
• 49:11
  Speaker 3: of a pedophile here, but I would imagine that's probably
• 49:14
  Speaker 3: their highest like at that moment before chris hansen walks
• 49:18
  Speaker 3: in they're like this is the best moment of my life.
• 49:20
  Speaker 1: They're like i love dessert.
• 49:24
  Speaker 2: She's actually exactly as i thought she would.
• 49:26
  Speaker 3: Be yeah it's all going according to plan you're real
• 49:31
  Speaker 3: and i wasn't catfish yeah i don't think i think
• 49:35
  Speaker 3: that i don't know i just.
• 49:36
  Speaker 2: Thought you were gonna be like really overweight 12 year.
• 49:38
  Speaker 3: Old you're perfect yeah and then chris hansen walks in
• 49:42
  Speaker 3: and now you're at your lowest And it's probably a
• 49:46
  Speaker 3: pretty big low, but it was just a big high.
• 49:52
  Speaker 1: It just balances it out.
• 49:54
  Speaker 2: Oh, by the way, I think it's important I should update.
• 49:58
  Speaker 2: I will not be competing on the Olympic handball team
• 50:01
  Speaker 2: in 2020. Oh, it's a different team. No, that was
• 50:04
  Speaker 2: always the team.
• 50:05
  Speaker 1: Oh, no.
• 50:06
  Speaker 3: What happened?
• 50:07
  Speaker 2: It turns out they're quite good. Fuck. And that the idea...
• 50:11
  Speaker 2: The idea... That someone with a media presence and following
• 50:17
  Speaker 2: could somehow just like walk onto the team under, like
• 50:21
  Speaker 2: through a back door.
• 50:22
  Speaker 1: Oh, they staged a mutiny.
• 50:24
  Speaker 2: Bro, there's like an entire Olympic meritocracy checking committee.
• 50:33
  Speaker 1: Oh, really?
• 50:33
  Speaker 2: That ensures that there's no tomfoolery about who gets on
• 50:38
  Speaker 2: a team or like probably nepotism, any of that stuff.
• 50:42
  Speaker 1: There's probably like politicians, kids who have tried to buy
• 50:45
  Speaker 1: their way.
• 50:45
  Speaker 2: Yeah, they'll come and watch practices and be like, that
• 50:48
  Speaker 2: guy sucks. Is he related to the fucking coach? Get
• 50:51
  Speaker 2: him out of here.
• 50:52
  Speaker 3: Really? Yeah.
• 50:53
  Speaker 2: That's interesting. They'll literally check that. There's like a process
• 50:56
  Speaker 2: for that.
• 50:56
  Speaker 3: But what if you are actually just insanely good at it?
• 50:59
  Speaker 2: I think the people who were inviting me were under
• 51:02
  Speaker 2: the impression that I was an absolute freak, which I
• 51:05
  Speaker 2: was 15 years ago.
• 51:08
  Speaker 3: At handball?
• 51:08
  Speaker 2: Specifically sports. Oh, okay.
• 51:10
  Speaker 3: Okay.
• 51:11
  Speaker 2: But they were like excited about, they were like, you know,
• 51:14
  Speaker 2: you're a lacrosse player. That's the exact sort of like
• 51:17
  Speaker 2: skill set and, and body type that translates well to
• 51:21
  Speaker 2: this sport. In fact, when in lacrosse, we used to
• 51:24
  Speaker 2: train on Fridays, we would play and I was good
• 51:27
  Speaker 2: at it. Yeah. Yeah. It's fun. But like, um, I
• 51:30
  Speaker 2: was like, guys, I'm going to be 39 in 28.
• 51:33
  Speaker 1: Why are you talking like, who are you talking to?
• 51:37
  Speaker 3: Who is this person that's reaching out?
• 51:39
  Speaker 2: Big people.
• 51:40
  Speaker 3: Like the head of the Olympics?
• 51:41
  Speaker 2: Vladimir Putin.
• 51:42
  Speaker 3: Oh my God. And they told you, so you talked
• 51:47
  Speaker 3: to them again and they were like, you have no shot.
• 51:49
  Speaker 2: I was speaking to someone who was recruiting me and
• 51:52
  Speaker 2: then I was like this, and he wanted me to
• 51:55
  Speaker 2: come to this tryout over Labor Day. And I was like, well,
• 51:58
  Speaker 2: I was, it was a pretty fun event that I was.
• 52:01
  Speaker 3: Going to go to. Yeah, it's Labor Day.
• 52:02
  Speaker 2: Labor Day. Yeah. It's like, I'll come, but I better
• 52:05
  Speaker 2: be on the team.
• 52:07
  Speaker 3: And they said, don't come?
• 52:08
  Speaker 2: No, he was like, come. And then I was like,
• 52:11
  Speaker 2: can I talk? I need to speak to someone who
• 52:14
  Speaker 2: might be a little bit more. I just need a
• 52:16
  Speaker 2: better sense of how realistic this actually is. So then
• 52:20
  Speaker 2: I spoke to the CEO of USA Handball, who was
• 52:23
  Speaker 2: a great dude. And he said, it's not going to happen? No,
• 52:28
  Speaker 2: I was like, he was like, you know, we think
• 52:30
  Speaker 2: you have a good shot based on your kind of
• 52:32
  Speaker 2: credentials and like the way how athletic you are and
• 52:35
  Speaker 2: stuff like that. And I was like, okay. Be realistic
• 52:38
  Speaker 2: with me about the time commitment and the skill set
• 52:41
  Speaker 2: because I've been watching clips of this sport. First of all,
• 52:45
  Speaker 2: it's insanely physical. Yeah.
• 52:47
  Speaker 1: Can you play a little of it? We don't even
• 52:49
  Speaker 1: have to put it in. I just want to get
• 52:50
  Speaker 1: a context.
• 52:51
  Speaker 2: As long as you stay in front of a person,
• 52:53
  Speaker 2: you can fully like wrap them up.
• 52:55
  Speaker 3: Oh, yeah.
• 52:56
  Speaker 2: It's not basketball. It's way, way more rough than basketball.
• 53:00
  Speaker 2: And I won't play basketball anymore because of the likelihood
• 53:04
  Speaker 2: of me getting injured.
• 53:05
  Speaker 3: I mean, this would be incredible. So they said pretty
• 53:08
  Speaker 3: much it's not going to happen. No, I was like,
• 53:12
  Speaker 3: I'm not going to make this team. We need to
• 53:15
  Speaker 3: be realistic about that. And they're saying you will make
• 53:17
  Speaker 3: this team.
• 53:18
  Speaker 2: They were like, well, we wouldn't say that. We thought
• 53:20
  Speaker 2: you had a good chance. But dude, I think like.
• 53:23
  Speaker 1: How fun are your Labor Day plans? Because they better
• 53:26
  Speaker 1: be pretty fun if you're giving up your Olympic dreams
• 53:30
  Speaker 1: for your Labor Day plans.
• 53:32
  Speaker 3: Those guys don't look that athletic.
• 53:35
  Speaker 1: Francis, you would dominate this.
• 53:36
  Speaker 3: What the hell are we talking about?
• 53:37
  Speaker 1: There's no bras.
• 53:39
  Speaker 3: These guys are fucking twigs.
• 53:41
  Speaker 2: Dude, they're huge.
• 53:42
  Speaker 3: And they're all like old.
• 53:44
  Speaker 1: None of these dudes are bigger than you.
• 53:46
  Speaker 2: They're 26.
• 53:47
  Speaker 3: None of these guys are bigger. All right.
• 53:48
  Speaker 2: Well, then let's just go to the time commitments part
• 53:51
  Speaker 2: of it. Oh, my God. That's free. The CEO guy
• 53:54
  Speaker 2: was like, what would it look like? And he's like, well,
• 53:58
  Speaker 2: in the year leading up to the Olympics, we would
• 54:00
  Speaker 2: probably want you to Go to Europe for three to
• 54:03
  Speaker 2: four week chunks to play on a club team so
• 54:06
  Speaker 2: that you are playing at the standard we need you
• 54:09
  Speaker 2: to get to in order to improve.
• 54:11
  Speaker 1: So you would get minutes. What about just having you
• 54:14
  Speaker 1: on the bench or something?
• 54:15
  Speaker 2: There's only 14 guys on the team. There's really not
• 54:18
  Speaker 2: that many spots. I think almost everybody on the team
• 54:21
  Speaker 2: has to be able to play.
• 54:23
  Speaker 3: What if you're a goalie? I wondered about that. Because
• 54:26
  Speaker 3: goalie looks pretty easy.
• 54:27
  Speaker 2: I'm not flexible enough. You need to be able to
• 54:29
  Speaker 2: kick over your head.
• 54:30
  Speaker 3: Yeah, that's tough.
• 54:31
  Speaker 2: Last time I did that, I split my tuxedo. So
• 54:34
  Speaker 2: you can do it. I didn't even come close.
• 54:38
  Speaker 3: I mean, I really think this is like, I'm not
• 54:40
  Speaker 3: convinced that you could not compete in this.
• 54:43
  Speaker 2: Who's calling me right now? Oh, dentists. Is that today? Oh, no. Oh,
• 54:51
  Speaker 2: I missed my appointment today. Oh, no. I'm such an idiot.
• 54:54
  Speaker 2: I knew there was something I had to do today.
• 54:56
  Speaker 1: That goalie can kick pretty high. He's also fat as fuck.
• 55:00
  Speaker 3: They're fat and they're all like balding.
• 55:02
  Speaker 2: They don't even have a fucking cancellation policy. That's gone.
• 55:06
  Speaker 1: It's like a Drewski skit, the goalie. He's like a fat,
• 55:09
  Speaker 1: like fucking flexible guy.
• 55:12
  Speaker 3: I still think you could easily make this team. Guys,
• 55:15
  Speaker 3: it's going to suck when we all travel to Europe
• 55:17
  Speaker 3: for three weeks at a time, though.
• 55:19
  Speaker 2: These guys are freaks.
• 55:21
  Speaker 1: This is literally the attack-defend game that they have in
• 55:24
  Speaker 1: Surviving Barstool.
• 55:25
  Speaker 3: Yeah, this is gym class.
• 55:26
  Speaker 2: That's what everyone says.
• 55:27
  Speaker 3: You could easily do this.
• 55:28
  Speaker 2: You're totally underestimating how in shape and athletic and strong
• 55:32
  Speaker 2: these guys are.
• 55:33
  Speaker 3: Also, I hate to break it to you, but the
• 55:35
  Speaker 3: red team is winning by almost 10 points. So it
• 55:38
  Speaker 3: seems like they probably just win everything.
• 55:40
  Speaker 2: Denmark is the best.
• 55:41
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 55:41
  Speaker 2: They are the best.
• 55:43
  Speaker 3: You don't really have to be that good. Unless, are
• 55:45
  Speaker 3: they trying to make USA beat Denmark?
• 55:48
  Speaker 2: They're trying to get them to compete better. We only
• 55:51
  Speaker 2: qualify for this sport in the Olympics when we host
• 55:54
  Speaker 2: the Olympics and we get the automatic qualifier.
• 55:57
  Speaker 3: Interesting. It seems like.
• 55:59
  Speaker 2: And we get run out of the gym.
• 56:01
  Speaker 3: This is an extremely high scoring game.
• 56:04
  Speaker 2: Yeah, it is. It's not that hard to score, I
• 56:06
  Speaker 2: don't think. But I asked them, I was like, listen,
• 56:09
  Speaker 2: I'm going to be 39. Surely, you'll be able to
• 56:11
  Speaker 2: get like 123 year old recent division one lacrosse volleyball
• 56:26
  Speaker 2: fucking basketball guys who are the same pedigree that i
• 56:32
  Speaker 2: am but but 15 years younger and in way better
• 56:35
  Speaker 2: shape to try out and he's like you would think
• 56:38
  Speaker 2: that but for some reason we have not been able
• 56:40
  Speaker 2: to convince these people which is why we wanted someone
• 56:42
  Speaker 2: like you to come bring awareness and i was like
• 56:44
  Speaker 2: well then if i do that i'm opening the doors
• 56:48
  Speaker 2: to being unseated by the very people I'm supposed to
• 56:51
  Speaker 2: be attracting, which means it would not be in my
• 56:54
  Speaker 2: interest to broadcast how possible it is to play this
• 56:58
  Speaker 2: sport in the Olympics.
• 56:59
  Speaker 3: Well, tell them to reach out to me. I'm, I'm interested.
• 57:02
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 57:02
  Speaker 1: You're more of the age demographic.
• 57:04
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 57:05
  Speaker 3: And like you're, I could get up, I could get
• 57:06
  Speaker 3: to tip top shape by, uh, the Olympics.
• 57:09
  Speaker 2: 2028. Yeah. It's two years.
• 57:11
  Speaker 3: That's easy.
• 57:11
  Speaker 2: The truth is, is that the time commitment was, was
• 57:14
  Speaker 2: too much to reconcile with, um, With boy dad, which
• 57:19
  Speaker 2: is the priority in my life.
• 57:20
  Speaker 1: We would come there. Do not use us as an excuse.
• 57:22
  Speaker 1: I'm not going to be the reason that you don't
• 57:24
  Speaker 1: achieve your dreams.
• 57:25
  Speaker 3: We'll get a little pad out in Europe.
• 57:28
  Speaker 2: I got off that call and I was supposed to
• 57:30
  Speaker 2: go to the gym for my second workout of the day.
• 57:33
  Speaker 2: Went straight to the snack closet. Then I went and
• 57:36
  Speaker 2: ate pasta for dinner and I was like, thank God.
• 57:39
  Speaker 3: Yeah. I don't have to be that guy anymore.
• 57:42
  Speaker 2: I did that twice and it was too much.
• 57:47
  Speaker 3: Trained for two weeks for the Olympics.
• 57:49
  Speaker 1: I would love to know the ages of the guys
• 57:51
  Speaker 1: on this team. There's got to be someone who's 40.
• 57:53
  Speaker 3: 45. 45.
• 57:53
  Speaker 1: No, I don't think so.
• 57:55
  Speaker 2: Just having a blast out there.
• 57:57
  Speaker 1: But doesn't that also make you wish you were born
• 57:59
  Speaker 1: in like Denmark, Francis?
• 58:01
  Speaker 2: Oh, I've always wished that for a number of reasons.
• 58:04
  Speaker 3: If you lived in Denmark, do you think you would
• 58:06
  Speaker 3: be on this team right now?
• 58:09
  Speaker 2: Maybe. Maybe. What else are they really good at?
• 58:13
  Speaker 3: I mean, this would be unreal if you were in this.
• 58:15
  Speaker 2: I was very excited about the prospect of being in
• 58:19
  Speaker 2: the Olympic Village and having like threesomes with Latvian pollinators.
• 58:22
  Speaker 3: Yeah, exactly. That's where you would be creating your super child.
• 58:25
  Speaker 2: Czechoslovakian shot.
• 58:28
  Speaker 1: And now you have to adopt.
• 58:29
  Speaker 2: Yeah. And meeting my wife there.
• 58:31
  Speaker 1: Now you're adopting from Pueblo.
• 58:32
  Speaker 2: Yeah. Now I got nobody.
• 58:34
  Speaker 1: From Tijuana.
• 58:35
  Speaker 3: What about the Winter Olympics? You get in on that
• 58:38
  Speaker 3: at all or no?
• 58:39
  Speaker 2: I think the belief there is always bobsled. But I
• 58:43
  Speaker 2: don't know how far I got to go to find
• 58:45
  Speaker 2: one of those.
• 58:46
  Speaker 1: Denmark has badminton.
• 58:47
  Speaker 3: Lake Placid has bobsled.
• 58:49
  Speaker 2: Do they? Yeah.
• 58:50
  Speaker 3: That's where they train.
• 58:52
  Speaker 2: Yeah. You might be right.
• 58:53
  Speaker 3: I've done the bobsled in Lake Placid.
• 58:56
  Speaker 1: Yeah, but that's old school bobsled.
• 58:58
  Speaker 3: No, they got everything. They got a whole training facility.
• 59:00
  Speaker 3: They got the high. They got the skiing jump thing. Hmm.
• 59:04
  Speaker 1: Maybe ski jumping, Francis.
• 59:05
  Speaker 2: No, that's insane. I'm not gonna do that fucking insane
• 59:08
  Speaker 2: i'm a father now i have to consider my family
• 59:14
  Speaker 2: and what i'm putting him.
• 59:16
  Speaker 3: Through yeah you don't want your kid oh it's gonna
• 59:18
  Speaker 3: be a boy you just announced that he's a boy
• 59:21
  Speaker 3: you don't want to have to watch your kid to
• 59:23
  Speaker 3: have to watch you sailing through the air For three
• 59:26
  Speaker 3: minutes straight. Those people are in the air for so long.
• 59:29
  Speaker 3: It's fucking insane. Yeah. And you got to do the
• 59:33
  Speaker 3: shit with the.
• 59:33
  Speaker 2: Yeah, the squirrel. Flying squirrel.
• 59:36
  Speaker 1: It's like watching your security guard get beat up. Yeah.
• 59:39
  Speaker 3: Again, just so brutal.
• 59:41
  Speaker 1: It's a very tense circumstance.
• 59:43
  Speaker 3: I would not have uploaded the video personally if I
• 59:46
  Speaker 3: had the video.
• 59:47
  Speaker 2: Of what?
• 59:48
  Speaker 3: Of Danny getting dragged through the lobby.
• 59:51
  Speaker 2: Oh, are you talking about that again?
• 59:52
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 59:53
  Speaker 2: Did you guys bring it back there?
• 59:54
  Speaker 3: We just brought it back in.
• 59:55
  Speaker 2: I was thinking about this dentist appointment and how I
• 59:57
  Speaker 2: missed it. Oh, yeah. I was trying to think about
• 59:58
  Speaker 2: why I missed it.
• 59:59
  Speaker 3: You know, that's, you know, they give you cavities, extra
• 1:00:02
  Speaker 3: cavities now.
• 1:00:03
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:00:03
  Speaker 1: You're going to need a silver capped filler.
• 1:00:07
  Speaker 2: Yeah. Like the guy from fucking Home Alone. Yeah. Maybe
• 1:00:11
  Speaker 2: it was gold. Yeah.
• 1:00:12
  Speaker 3: I love missing an appointment. Ugh.
• 1:00:15
  Speaker 2: I don't. They're going to charge me for it.
• 1:00:17
  Speaker 3: They charge you for it?
• 1:00:18
  Speaker 2: I suspect so.
• 1:00:19
  Speaker 3: Just change your card. Cancel your card. Yeah.
• 1:00:22
  Speaker 1: Change your identity. Leave the state.
• 1:00:25
  Speaker 3: I book like a hundred dentist appointments a week and
• 1:00:27
  Speaker 3: then I just don't show up to any of them.
• 1:00:31
  Speaker 2: You're ding dong ditching dentists?
• 1:00:33
  Speaker 1: Yes.
• 1:00:33
  Speaker 2: Every week. Cool, man. What a fun prank that is.
• 1:00:38
  Speaker 3: Just to make it seem like I'm super busy when
• 1:00:40
  Speaker 3: I get all the calls.
• 1:00:41
  Speaker 1: That's your meetings as dentist appointments?
• 1:00:43
  Speaker 3: Who the fuck is calling me again?
• 1:00:45
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  Speaker 3: Steady as hell i.
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  Speaker 2: Am unbearably hot right yeah it's on that's enough i
• 1:02:34
  Speaker 2: have a sweat layer on my mustache.
• 1:02:37
  Speaker 3: Well it's probably good for the sickness that we all
• 1:02:39
  Speaker 3: have sweating it all out a little.
• 1:02:41
  Speaker 1: Bit yeah it's nice to sweat it out.
• 1:02:43
  Speaker 3: Getting the toxins out the hand foot mouth.
• 1:02:46
  Speaker 1: If i'm if i'm ever getting this shit beat out
• 1:02:48
  Speaker 1: of me can you guys promise that you're just not
• 1:02:50
  Speaker 1: gonna film it.
• 1:02:51
  Speaker 3: Yeah don't film it and honestly like.
• 1:02:54
  Speaker 1: Please don't film me. Please don't, Francis, please don't film
• 1:02:56
  Speaker 1: me getting beat up if I ever do.
• 1:02:58
  Speaker 2: No, I wouldn't do that. I would like to say
• 1:03:01
  Speaker 2: that I'll come and help you, but it depends on
• 1:03:03
  Speaker 2: what I'm wearing.
• 1:03:04
  Speaker 3: Yeah. And how many people are already helping.
• 1:03:06
  Speaker 2: But here's the good news. I'm actually raising a mixed
• 1:03:08
  Speaker 2: martial artist.
• 1:03:09
  Speaker 3: Oh, wow. So he'll be white and Latino martial artists. Yeah.
• 1:03:19
  Speaker 2: Oh, yeah.
• 1:03:20
  Speaker 3: It will be good to have like just another, uh,
• 1:03:23
  Speaker 3: Another bro around the house.
• 1:03:25
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:03:26
  Speaker 3: Another guy.
• 1:03:27
  Speaker 1: Why not twins? Why are you aiming for Earth when
• 1:03:30
  Speaker 1: you could shoot for the moon?
• 1:03:32
  Speaker 2: Well, that's a good question.
• 1:03:36
  Speaker 3: Three is a crowd. Yeah.
• 1:03:38
  Speaker 2: The eight sleep only has two cooling zones. So it's
• 1:03:43
  Speaker 2: me and one kid who gets to choose his temperature
• 1:03:46
  Speaker 2: and then that's it.
• 1:03:48
  Speaker 3: Because two kids, it's like Why are you guys always here?
• 1:03:52
  Speaker 2: Get out.
• 1:03:53
  Speaker 1: Get out and do something.
• 1:03:55
  Speaker 3: Go do something.
• 1:03:56
  Speaker 2: Move around.
• 1:03:57
  Speaker 3: Go play.
• 1:03:57
  Speaker 2: The other part of it is that they can play
• 1:03:59
  Speaker 2: with each other. True.
• 1:04:01
  Speaker 3: They do keep each other busy. I think the key
• 1:04:04
  Speaker 3: is when you have kids in New York, you got
• 1:04:05
  Speaker 3: to let them go early. Once they hit four, it's
• 1:04:08
  Speaker 3: like start learning how to take the train.
• 1:04:10
  Speaker 2: Get on the subway.
• 1:04:12
  Speaker 1: Start smoking.
• 1:04:12
  Speaker 3: Quit smoking. Quit smoking. You think if you grew up
• 1:04:18
  Speaker 3: in New York, you'd be like fucked up?
• 1:04:21
  Speaker 1: I think that that's so overstated.
• 1:04:23
  Speaker 2: I agree with that.
• 1:04:24
  Speaker 3: I agree with what Ron's saying.
• 1:04:25
  Speaker 1: I think people act like it's like, oh my God.
• 1:04:28
  Speaker 1: People think it's the movie kids, that you're outside smoking
• 1:04:31
  Speaker 1: crack and getting AIDS if you're a kid growing up
• 1:04:34
  Speaker 1: in New York.
• 1:04:34
  Speaker 2: I think it is.
• 1:04:35
  Speaker 1: Everybody that's a kid growing up in New York is
• 1:04:37
  Speaker 1: pretty well-adjusted and calm.
• 1:04:40
  Speaker 3: They're on drugs.
• 1:04:41
  Speaker 1: Who's an example of a crazy person that grew up
• 1:04:45
  Speaker 1: in New York?
• 1:04:46
  Speaker 3: Derek Drescher, my good friend. He grew up in New York.
• 1:04:50
  Speaker 1: Yeah, but he grew up in the crack 80s.
• 1:04:51
  Speaker 3: He got arrested, I think, what, 29 times, he said?
• 1:04:54
  Speaker 2: Do you know where else they're doing drugs? Maine. Pennsylvania.
• 1:05:00
  Speaker 1: The suburbs of Pennsylvania.
• 1:05:02
  Speaker 3: That's not until you get hurt at work and then
• 1:05:04
  Speaker 3: they prescribe you Vicodin.
• 1:05:06
  Speaker 2: That's where the opioid epidemic was one of the ground
• 1:05:10
  Speaker 2: zeros of it. Probably ground one.
• 1:05:12
  Speaker 3: Well, no, I think that was West Virginia.
• 1:05:13
  Speaker 2: I know, that's what I'm saying. Ground zero was West Virginia.
• 1:05:16
  Speaker 2: Ground one was Maine.
• 1:05:17
  Speaker 3: Yeah, because you guys, like, fucking senator or some shit
• 1:05:20
  Speaker 3: the lumberjacks were all having back pain and then they
• 1:05:23
  Speaker 3: were prescribing it up there yeah but didn't you guys
• 1:05:25
  Speaker 3: also had like a politician that was like then uh
• 1:05:28
  Speaker 3: who like made it all super legal or attainable senator
• 1:05:32
  Speaker 3: sackler yeah and then he moved then he quit his
• 1:05:36
  Speaker 3: politics job and got hired by the sacklers oh and
• 1:05:40
  Speaker 3: was like on the top of their board.
• 1:05:41
  Speaker 1: Well you know the sackler family owns the amman and
• 1:05:44
  Speaker 1: turks and cacos when you're on yara When you're in
• 1:05:49
  Speaker 1: that island oasis paradise sipping on the best pina colada
• 1:05:54
  Speaker 1: you've ever had, think about it.
• 1:05:55
  Speaker 2: Damn.
• 1:05:56
  Speaker 3: That's crazy. They throw a little couple oxys in there. Yeah.
• 1:06:00
  Speaker 1: Why is this so good?
• 1:06:01
  Speaker 3: Yeah. A couple oxy-80s.
• 1:06:02
  Speaker 1: I feel no pain. I feel incredible.
• 1:06:04
  Speaker 2: The pool is chlorinated with powder.
• 1:06:07
  Speaker 3: Did you guys ever watch Dope Sick?
• 1:06:08
  Speaker 2: Time release. Yeah. So good.
• 1:06:11
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:06:11
  Speaker 2: It's really good.
• 1:06:12
  Speaker 3: One of the best shows I've ever seen. Did you
• 1:06:14
  Speaker 3: ever watch the Netflix one, Painkiller?
• 1:06:16
  Speaker 2: No.
• 1:06:16
  Speaker 3: That one's kind of mid.
• 1:06:17
  Speaker 1: I'm trying to decide which new show that I'm going
• 1:06:19
  Speaker 1: to watch. There's three out that I've heard rave reviews about.
• 1:06:22
  Speaker 3: Do tell, do tell.
• 1:06:23
  Speaker 2: The one that's in the horror comedy out of New England.
• 1:06:27
  Speaker 3: Is that Widow Bay?
• 1:06:28
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:06:29
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:06:30
  Speaker 2: You watched that?
• 1:06:31
  Speaker 3: No, I didn't watch it. Tyler said he watched it.
• 1:06:33
  Speaker 2: I heard it's great.
• 1:06:34
  Speaker 1: Legends, Lanterns, and Furious I've heard good things about.
• 1:06:39
  Speaker 2: Let's skip all three of those. I heard Furious is
• 1:06:41
  Speaker 2: pretty good. I also just recently heard that season three
• 1:06:44
  Speaker 2: of True Detective was excellent. Oh.
• 1:06:47
  Speaker 1: I'm all set.
• 1:06:48
  Speaker 2: Season three.
• 1:06:50
  Speaker 3: I heard it was terrible.
• 1:06:54
  Speaker 2: Really?
• 1:06:54
  Speaker 1: Let me guess. They could barely catch the guy and
• 1:06:56
  Speaker 1: then they catch the guy.
• 1:06:57
  Speaker 3: Am I close? I heard it was like, I heard
• 1:07:03
  Speaker 3: it was not good.
• 1:07:05
  Speaker 1: Season one of that show, Beef, was really good. I
• 1:07:07
  Speaker 1: saw there's a season two with the whole cast.
• 1:07:08
  Speaker 2: I watched season two. I thought season two was great.
• 1:07:09
  Speaker 3: Season two was way better than season one.
• 1:07:11
  Speaker 1: I didn't see season two yet.
• 1:07:12
  Speaker 3: You should watch season two. That's your next show.
• 1:07:14
  Speaker 1: Beef is?
• 1:07:15
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:07:15
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:07:17
  Speaker 3: Whoa. Season two is really good.
• 1:07:19
  Speaker 2: Season one was pretty good, too.
• 1:07:20
  Speaker 3: Yeah, it was.
• 1:07:22
  Speaker 2: Yeah, it was.
• 1:07:23
  Speaker 1: Well, you're you have you. We need to stop Asian
• 1:07:25
  Speaker 1: hate with you.
• 1:07:26
  Speaker 2: Oh, yeah.
• 1:07:27
  Speaker 1: Anti Asian streak in you that colors everything you see.
• 1:07:30
  Speaker 1: Not true.
• 1:07:31
  Speaker 2: But I'm going to get along with my son.
• 1:07:32
  Speaker 3: I'm just saying season one is good. Season two is phenomenal.
• 1:07:37
  Speaker 1: And is the cast the same?
• 1:07:38
  Speaker 3: No, no.
• 1:07:39
  Speaker 1: Because they're not what anymore?
• 1:07:41
  Speaker 2: Asian. Exactly. Except are they? Who? Oh.
• 1:07:46
  Speaker 1: Yes.
• 1:07:47
  Speaker 2: I think the guy who's the fitness guy, who's the
• 1:07:50
  Speaker 2: best character in the whole show, has some Korean descent.
• 1:07:54
  Speaker 2: The show's created by Koreans.
• 1:07:56
  Speaker 3: Koreans. Koreans made the show. So you probably won't like
• 1:07:59
  Speaker 3: it because you hate Asian people.
• 1:08:02
  Speaker 1: Don't say that. You're going to get me in a
• 1:08:04
  Speaker 1: lot of trouble with the Asian people.
• 1:08:06
  Speaker 2: Yeah, because it's true.
• 1:08:06
  Speaker 1: None of my backers.
• 1:08:07
  Speaker 2: Because it's true.
• 1:08:08
  Speaker 3: Unlike me.
• 1:08:09
  Speaker 1: I'm bought and paid for by the Asian lobby.
• 1:08:10
  Speaker 3: Unlike me. I love all races equally.
• 1:08:12
  Speaker 1: That's not true.
• 1:08:13
  Speaker 3: Yes, it is.
• 1:08:14
  Speaker 1: You were saying nasty things about that guy who came
• 1:08:16
  Speaker 1: into our office yesterday and was fighting.
• 1:08:17
  Speaker 2: What?
• 1:08:18
  Speaker 3: I was the one that was like, get off of him.
• 1:08:21
  Speaker 3: Let him be. This guy's got a family to go
• 1:08:25
  Speaker 3: home to.
• 1:08:26
  Speaker 1: And he's like, no, I don't.
• 1:08:30
  Speaker 3: It would have been unreal if you went in there
• 1:08:31
  Speaker 3: and just started swinging on other barstool employees. It's just
• 1:08:39
  Speaker 3: a full mosh pit in there. That's 10 dudes fighting.
• 1:08:43
  Speaker 3: I don't know what happened. Danny was fighting the Uber guy.
• 1:08:47
  Speaker 3: I can't tell who was the driver.
• 1:08:49
  Speaker 2: I actually thought it was Big Ev under that helmet.
• 1:08:54
  Speaker 3: Imagine if like– what do you think would have happened
• 1:08:56
  Speaker 3: if another Uber Eats guy showed up when that was happening?
• 1:08:59
  Speaker 3: It's very likely that that would have happened.
• 1:09:02
  Speaker 1: You know that they are obligated. It's like the samurai code.
• 1:09:06
  Speaker 3: You have to get in that.
• 1:09:08
  Speaker 1: Yeah, they have to. If all the elevator doors open
• 1:09:11
  Speaker 1: like it was the Matrix, Uber Eats guys walk up.
• 1:09:14
  Speaker 3: Round two. Yeah, you just get into a harder level
• 1:09:22
  Speaker 3: after you defeat them every time. Door opens, there's dogs.
• 1:09:25
  Speaker 1: There's Barstool employees rushing in and more Uber Eats guys
• 1:09:28
  Speaker 1: coming up the elevators.
• 1:09:29
  Speaker 3: I think they got to redo that at Rough and Rowdy.
• 1:09:32
  Speaker 1: Yeah, Barstool.
• 1:09:33
  Speaker 3: Get Danny back in the ring versus that guy.
• 1:09:36
  Speaker 1: Come on, bro. But Danny wears a helmet this time.
• 1:09:39
  Speaker 2: Exactly.
• 1:09:39
  Speaker 1: And shin guards. Yeah.
• 1:09:41
  Speaker 3: I mean, yeah, clear on advantage. If I'm Danny, that's
• 1:09:44
  Speaker 3: what I'm pointing out immediately.
• 1:09:45
  Speaker 2: Bad on advantage. On advantage.
• 1:09:46
  Speaker 3: Yeah. On advantage? Is that what I said?
• 1:09:52
  Speaker 2: It's like a grading misuse.
• 1:09:54
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:09:55
  Speaker 3: I'm not all there right now. I'm in space. Clear
• 1:09:59
  Speaker 3: on advantage. Disadvantage? It's a clear disadvantage.
• 1:10:04
  Speaker 2: There you go.
• 1:10:05
  Speaker 3: We'll cut that in.
• 1:10:05
  Speaker 1: What are you doing this weekend, Francis, brother?
• 1:10:12
  Speaker 2: What's this weekend? Oh, I'm going to.
• 1:10:16
  Speaker 2: I'm going to Monterey, California for a DraftKings event.
• 1:10:23
  Speaker 3: Very nice. Are you going to be golfing out there?
• 1:10:25
  Speaker 2: I think hosting a golf event.
• 1:10:28
  Speaker 3: Oh, very fun. Are you into that kind of thing, hosting?
• 1:10:33
  Speaker 2: I mean, I'm just going to be like shaking hands
• 1:10:36
  Speaker 2: and kissing babies and stuff.
• 1:10:38
  Speaker 1: You thrive at that. You're going to put on an
• 1:10:40
  Speaker 1: absolute 10 out of 10 masterclass. What's going to be
• 1:10:43
  Speaker 1: your drink of choice? Maybe a picante margarita?
• 1:10:47
  Speaker 2: Um i don't know i try not to drink too
• 1:10:49
  Speaker 2: much at uh work events okay anyways well look because
• 1:11:00
  Speaker 2: i don't know i don't want to come home i
• 1:11:01
  Speaker 2: have to take the red eye home to do son
• 1:11:03
  Speaker 2: of a boy dad oh yeah you don't want to
• 1:11:04
  Speaker 2: do that i'm taking the red eye.
• 1:11:06
  Speaker 3: You don't want to get all shit faced for that.
• 1:11:08
  Speaker 2: Yeah exactly it's gonna be tough.
• 1:11:10
  Speaker 1: No but that red eye you get shit face on
• 1:11:11
  Speaker 1: the red.
• 1:11:11
  Speaker 3: Eye no it's such a bad idea very bad it's
• 1:11:14
  Speaker 3: such a bad idea Where did we take a red
• 1:11:16
  Speaker 3: eye home from?
• 1:11:18
  Speaker 2: Did we?
• 1:11:19
  Speaker 3: No, me and Roan.
• 1:11:20
  Speaker 1: Was it from when we shot Neighborhood Eats in LA?
• 1:11:22
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:11:23
  Speaker 3: And we got Bloody Marys at that place. I remember
• 1:11:26
  Speaker 3: I was housing the Bloody Marys because I was so
• 1:11:28
  Speaker 3: nervous for the flight.
• 1:11:29
  Speaker 1: You said your ears were ringing because they were so salty.
• 1:11:32
  Speaker 3: It was the worst I've ever felt on a plane.
• 1:11:37
  Speaker 3: I was like, this is going to be great. I'm
• 1:11:38
  Speaker 3: just going to have a bunch of Bloody Marys and
• 1:11:40
  Speaker 3: then just pass out as soon as we get on
• 1:11:41
  Speaker 3: the flight.
• 1:11:42
  Speaker 1: Were we at the beach in.
• 1:11:45
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:11:45
  Speaker 1: Venice Beach. You were drinking like Micheladas or some shit.
• 1:11:49
  Speaker 3: Some shit. But then we got to the airport. I
• 1:11:50
  Speaker 3: remember I sat down at the bar next to the
• 1:11:52
  Speaker 3: gate and I drank as many Bloody Marys as I
• 1:11:54
  Speaker 3: could in that amount of time. And then I got
• 1:11:57
  Speaker 3: on the flight thinking I was just going to pass out.
• 1:12:00
  Speaker 3: This was also the flight that really sparked my outrage
• 1:12:02
  Speaker 3: of the first class list because Rome was first class
• 1:12:06
  Speaker 3: and me and Tommy were like 48F. It was the
• 1:12:09
  Speaker 3: biggest fucking plane and we were the last row of
• 1:12:12
  Speaker 3: the entire thing. I remember I texted- I texted Roan
• 1:12:17
  Speaker 3: when we got off and I was like, did you leave?
• 1:12:19
  Speaker 3: And he was like, I'm already home.
• 1:12:23
  Speaker 1: By the time he got off of the plane, I
• 1:12:25
  Speaker 1: had fully Ubered back to Brooklyn.
• 1:12:27
  Speaker 3: Yeah. But I remember getting on the plane and then
• 1:12:33
  Speaker 3: being like, I'm not there yet to sleep.
• 1:12:37
  Speaker 1: Oh, you're not going to pass out?
• 1:12:40
  Speaker 3: I'm not going to pass out. So I had another
• 1:12:42
  Speaker 3: brew and then I just didn't sleep, just stayed up.
• 1:12:45
  Speaker 2: Getting sober. Yeah. Just hung over.
• 1:12:48
  Speaker 3: Hung over on the flight.
• 1:12:49
  Speaker 2: That sucks. Yeah.
• 1:12:50
  Speaker 1: That's so brutal. I just booked a flight last night to,
• 1:12:53
  Speaker 1: I used a global upgrade for a flight to London.
• 1:12:57
  Speaker 2: Ooh. Well played.
• 1:13:00
  Speaker 3: For Eagles.
• 1:13:00
  Speaker 1: For the Eagles game.
• 1:13:01
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:13:02
  Speaker 3: I used my flight upgrade for that too. Can't wait.
• 1:13:05
  Speaker 2: We should fucking. You don't have global upgrades.
• 1:13:08
  Speaker 3: I don't.
• 1:13:08
  Speaker 1: You have national.
• 1:13:11
  Speaker 3: Only regional.
• 1:13:11
  Speaker 1: Regional upgrades.
• 1:13:12
  Speaker 3: I only have regional upgrades.
• 1:13:14
  Speaker 2: You can find those at fucking Kmart.
• 1:13:17
  Speaker 1: On the ground.
• 1:13:19
  Speaker 2: Buy this box of protein bars and get a global upgrade.
• 1:13:22
  Speaker 2: Or premium. Regional. Jesus.
• 1:13:24
  Speaker 3: I was flying a couple weeks ago. And I saw
• 1:13:27
  Speaker 3: somebody with a platinum bag tag. I wouldn't put that
• 1:13:32
  Speaker 3: on my bag if you paid me to.
• 1:13:34
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's going to have your bag coming off last.
• 1:13:36
  Speaker 3: Yeah. They beat the shit out of your bag if
• 1:13:40
  Speaker 3: they see that. Do they just give out– do they
• 1:13:42
  Speaker 3: get– because I've never gotten a bag tag ever.
• 1:13:45
  Speaker 1: It's probably going to the Fugazi address that you give them.
• 1:13:49
  Speaker 2: True.
• 1:13:49
  Speaker 3: It's probably going to my parents' apartment.
• 1:13:52
  Speaker 1: Your parents' house.
• 1:13:54
  Speaker 3: It is– I've been getting packages delivered to my old
• 1:13:58
  Speaker 3: apartment and I don't know what they even are. But
• 1:14:02
  Speaker 3: I keep getting notifications being like, your package was delivered.
• 1:14:04
  Speaker 3: And then I look and it was brought to West Village.
• 1:14:07
  Speaker 3: And I'm like.
• 1:14:08
  Speaker 1: The West Village.
• 1:14:09
  Speaker 2: Is that some sort of subscription?
• 1:14:13
  Speaker 3: I don't know. I don't know what it would be.
• 1:14:15
  Speaker 3: But it's like a multiple package coming from, packages coming
• 1:14:18
  Speaker 3: from North Carolina.
• 1:14:19
  Speaker 1: Where are you traveling this fall?
• 1:14:24
  Speaker 2: Well, I'm going to Tokyo.
• 1:14:25
  Speaker 3: Oh.
• 1:14:26
  Speaker 2: Four days.
• 1:14:28
  Speaker 1: Oh.
• 1:14:29
  Speaker 3: Yeah. That's going to be fun. So that's in September though.
• 1:14:32
  Speaker 2: End of September. Yeah.
• 1:14:34
  Speaker 3: Right at the beginning of the fall. Right at the
• 1:14:36
  Speaker 3: beginning of football season.
• 1:14:37
  Speaker 1: Right at the beginning of the fall.
• 1:14:38
  Speaker 3: Right at the beginning of the fall. That's right at
• 1:14:40
  Speaker 3: the beginning of football season though. You're not worried about
• 1:14:42
  Speaker 3: that with the time difference? Going to miss your sweet,
• 1:14:45
  Speaker 3: sweet Giants play?
• 1:14:46
  Speaker 2: I am not worried about it.
• 1:14:47
  Speaker 1: I bet that there's like a bar in Tokyo where
• 1:14:50
  Speaker 1: you could go watch the Giants play.
• 1:14:52
  Speaker 3: You think?
• 1:14:53
  Speaker 1: For sure.
• 1:14:53
  Speaker 3: No shot.
• 1:14:54
  Speaker 1: It's like a cheesesteak place where everybody gathers for the
• 1:14:56
  Speaker 1: Eagles games.
• 1:14:57
  Speaker 3: In Tokyo?
• 1:14:59
  Speaker 1: Yeah. There's a famous guy who's perfected the cheesesteak out there.
• 1:15:02
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:15:02
  Speaker 1: He comes to Philly and studies the cheesesteak.
• 1:15:05
  Speaker 3: Wagyu cheesesteak?
• 1:15:06
  Speaker 1: Probably.
• 1:15:07
  Speaker 3: That would be fire.
• 1:15:07
  Speaker 1: They've perfected perfection out there.
• 1:15:09
  Speaker 3: That would actually be pretty bad. You'd get two bites
• 1:15:12
  Speaker 3: in and you'd be full.
• 1:15:13
  Speaker 2: No.
• 1:15:14
  Speaker 3: That's wrong.
• 1:15:15
  Speaker 1: You have a misconception of what Wagyu is.
• 1:15:17
  Speaker 3: I don't think so.
• 1:15:18
  Speaker 1: I think you do.
• 1:15:19
  Speaker 3: No, I've had it multiple times.
• 1:15:21
  Speaker 1: But you have the memory of a goldfish.
• 1:15:22
  Speaker 3: No, I don't. I don't. You do. Don't forget that.
• 1:15:26
  Speaker 1: You have the memory of a goldfish. Well, if I did,
• 1:15:27
  Speaker 1: how would I remember that you said that?
• 1:15:30
  Speaker 3: Because I said it less than 24 hours ago.
• 1:15:32
  Speaker 1: I have a much bigger fish memory.
• 1:15:34
  Speaker 3: I think the goldfish, I think it takes a full
• 1:15:36
  Speaker 3: 24 to reset.
• 1:15:37
  Speaker 1: It's like three seconds.
• 1:15:39
  Speaker 2: No.
• 1:15:40
  Speaker 3: Wrong.
• 1:15:40
  Speaker 1: So you're going to Tokyo?
• 1:15:42
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:15:43
  Speaker 3: And what's your flight situation there? That's what we're all
• 1:15:46
  Speaker 3: looking to know.
• 1:15:47
  Speaker 2: I mean, this is why, even though we joke about
• 1:15:52
  Speaker 2: me wanting to be friends with you, these are my
• 1:15:56
  Speaker 2: actual friends. Who? This guy that I'm going with, my buddy.
• 1:16:00
  Speaker 3: Oh, nice.
• 1:16:00
  Speaker 2: Because he wanted to experience Japan Air's business class.
• 1:16:05
  Speaker 3: That's why he's going.
• 1:16:08
  Speaker 2: I said, I don't have any sort of credits or
• 1:16:11
  Speaker 2: points that I could really apply to that. I kind
• 1:16:14
  Speaker 2: of need to fly Delta to take advantage of my
• 1:16:17
  Speaker 2: ability to make this affordable. And he goes, I'll just
• 1:16:21
  Speaker 2: get your flight there. Wow.
• 1:16:23
  Speaker 3: So you're flying Japan Air business class.
• 1:16:26
  Speaker 2: On the way there.
• 1:16:28
  Speaker 1: Which is a house. It's like the house from Up.
• 1:16:33
  Speaker 1: You literally have an entire cabin to yourself and it
• 1:16:36
  Speaker 1: just floats across the ocean.
• 1:16:37
  Speaker 2: Yeah. There's a geisha that comes on and tucks you in,
• 1:16:42
  Speaker 2: kisses your cheek.
• 1:16:44
  Speaker 3: That's pretty nice.
• 1:16:45
  Speaker 2: Then on the way back, I'm flying to Delta and
• 1:16:50
  Speaker 2: I used... You're flying to Delta? I'm flying Delta back.
• 1:16:54
  Speaker 1: Come on, bro.
• 1:16:56
  Speaker 3: Lock in.
• 1:16:58
  Speaker 2: I'm doing... I used all this flight credit I had
• 1:17:01
  Speaker 2: that was going to expire. And then I used a
• 1:17:05
  Speaker 2: global upgrade certificate. So I have business. I have Delta 1,
• 1:17:10
  Speaker 2: but I got to go through Detroit.
• 1:17:13
  Speaker 1: But there's no direct... You'd have to go to Detroit
• 1:17:16
  Speaker 1: or Minneapolis.
• 1:17:16
  Speaker 2: There's no directs on Delta.
• 1:17:18
  Speaker 3: Are you first on Detroit?
• 1:17:19
  Speaker 2: On the way there, it's direct from Newark.
• 1:17:21
  Speaker 1: Oh, really?
• 1:17:22
  Speaker 2: To Tokyo. Oh, wow. That's crazy. On Japan Air. Yeah.
• 1:17:26
  Speaker 3: What if you flew like another airliner and you want
• 1:17:28
  Speaker 3: to go Delta?
• 1:17:29
  Speaker 1: You got to go Delta?
• 1:17:30
  Speaker 2: Did you miss the whole part of like.
• 1:17:31
  Speaker 3: You got to go Delta?
• 1:17:32
  Speaker 1: The guy buying us.
• 1:17:33
  Speaker 3: Because I have points and miles for other airlines. I'm
• 1:17:37
  Speaker 3: not just a one airline guy like you guys.
• 1:17:39
  Speaker 2: You have very few. You have tiny little piles of
• 1:17:41
  Speaker 2: nonsensical currency. Mountains.
• 1:17:43
  Speaker 3: I got mountains.
• 1:17:43
  Speaker 2: It's like some guy who's got like a piggy bank
• 1:17:46
  Speaker 2: with some fucking, you know.
• 1:17:47
  Speaker 1: Some yen.
• 1:17:48
  Speaker 2: Some croners. And some croners and some fucking pesos. And
• 1:17:53
  Speaker 2: you're like, look how much money I have.
• 1:17:55
  Speaker 3: I finally accessed my MX points. I'm buying a home
• 1:17:58
  Speaker 3: with them. In Japan. You can stay at my place
• 1:18:02
  Speaker 3: when you're out there.
• 1:18:04
  Speaker 1: There are good deals on homes in Japan.
• 1:18:05
  Speaker 2: I shall not.
• 1:18:06
  Speaker 1: But they're like triangular and like two and a half
• 1:18:09
  Speaker 1: feet wide at their widest.
• 1:18:10
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:18:11
  Speaker 3: They're built for small people, not like me.
• 1:18:12
  Speaker 1: Fred, can I make a request, please? Would you do
• 1:18:17
  Speaker 1: like the way you did your travel vlog or a
• 1:18:20
  Speaker 1: travel episode from Japan?
• 1:18:23
  Speaker 2: Oh, yeah, I could probably do that.
• 1:18:26
  Speaker 1: Just talk about what it's like while you're out there
• 1:18:28
  Speaker 1: for an hour while it's super fresh. I think you're
• 1:18:31
  Speaker 1: going to have so many interesting observations and things that
• 1:18:33
  Speaker 1: you did.
• 1:18:35
  Speaker 3: I'd much rather prefer you to do a podcast on
• 1:18:39
  Speaker 3: the flights in the business class.
• 1:18:43
  Speaker 1: They probably have a studio in there.
• 1:18:45
  Speaker 3: On Japan Air.
• 1:18:45
  Speaker 2: They may have one. That'd be huge.
• 1:18:48
  Speaker 1: You'd probably have to reserve it from the bathroom. An
• 1:18:49
  Speaker 1: apartment and a studio apartment there. But I don't want
• 1:18:54
  Speaker 1: to be putting work on your plate, but I thought
• 1:18:56
  Speaker 1: the last one was so interesting. And I feel like
• 1:18:58
  Speaker 1: you doing one from out there, I'm just excited for
• 1:19:02
  Speaker 1: your experience.
• 1:19:02
  Speaker 2: Yeah. My only drawback is that I obviously love to
• 1:19:07
  Speaker 2: discuss this kind of stuff with you guys. So... burning
• 1:19:11
  Speaker 2: all of that before we get to kind of chop
• 1:19:13
  Speaker 2: it up.
• 1:19:13
  Speaker 1: That's true.
• 1:19:14
  Speaker 2: That's true. But I mean, I'm always down to do
• 1:19:16
  Speaker 2: supplemental material.
• 1:19:18
  Speaker 1: I just thought... Now that.
• 1:19:19
  Speaker 2: I'm not an Olympian anymore.
• 1:19:21
  Speaker 1: Maybe you should join their team. I guarantee you're going
• 1:19:24
  Speaker 1: to go out there and be like, I'm Japanese. And
• 1:19:26
  Speaker 1: you could be a native handball player.
• 1:19:29
  Speaker 2: Oh, there it is.
• 1:19:30
  Speaker 3: There it is.
• 1:19:30
  Speaker 2: That came out of nowhere.
• 1:19:32
  Speaker 3: And now we're all sick.
• 1:19:33
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:19:33
  Speaker 3: And now we've all got it.
• 1:19:35
  Speaker 2: I can see that. Yep.
• 1:19:37
  Speaker 3: Snaking into everyone's nostrils. I was hand-flipping now, followed once.
• 1:19:40
  Speaker 3: it all came out that's.
• 1:19:43
  Speaker 1: Like the fine mist when someone gets a headshot when
• 1:19:45
  Speaker 1: they're executed by firing.
• 1:19:46
  Speaker 3: Squad um when you sit on on japan air business
• 1:19:52
  Speaker 3: class will you have your will you have like a
• 1:19:54
  Speaker 3: door um because i i when i flew jet blue
• 1:19:58
  Speaker 3: mint i had a i had a wall.
• 1:20:00
  Speaker 2: Yeah that's nice it was crazy i i would assume
• 1:20:03
  Speaker 2: so of course you'll have a.
• 1:20:04
  Speaker 3: Door I hate when the flight attendants are peeking over though.
• 1:20:07
  Speaker 2: They, well.
• 1:20:08
  Speaker 3: And it's like, I wish I had a roof as well,
• 1:20:10
  Speaker 3: to be honest. I've flown on the.
• 1:20:12
  Speaker 2: Q suites on, on, on Qatar airways, which routinely get
• 1:20:17
  Speaker 2: ranked as the best business class in the world. Yeah.
• 1:20:19
  Speaker 2: And those had a door.
• 1:20:21
  Speaker 3: We call that first class washing.
• 1:20:24
  Speaker 2: Huh? Oh, cause yeah. Nice. Nice one. I like that.
• 1:20:27
  Speaker 2: That's fine. Oh man. That was a good one. That's good.
• 1:20:31
  Speaker 2: That is pretty solid.
• 1:20:34
  Speaker 3: You know what I think they really got to add
• 1:20:35
  Speaker 3: next to airplanes? HDMI port.
• 1:20:39
  Speaker 1: I would like that.
• 1:20:41
  Speaker 3: I think that would be game changer.
• 1:20:44
  Speaker 1: That would be really nice.
• 1:20:45
  Speaker 3: Plug your laptop in, maybe play some games. I think
• 1:20:48
  Speaker 3: we also need 144 hertz monitors.
• 1:20:53
  Speaker 1: The size is right, though. You are basically flying through
• 1:20:56
  Speaker 1: the air in a gamer chair.
• 1:20:57
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:20:57
  Speaker 3: The size is not bad. The size I'll take, but
• 1:20:59
  Speaker 3: we need a higher refresh rate.
• 1:21:00
  Speaker 1: The size, the proximity to the screen.
• 1:21:02
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:21:02
  Speaker 1: That is all built for, first class is built for gamers.
• 1:21:04
  Speaker 3: It is. So why not connect the HDMI? Why can't
• 1:21:07
  Speaker 3: we have an HDMI? Plug the PlayStation in?
• 1:21:10
  Speaker 1: The bush. I feel like the bush and the air.
• 1:21:12
  Speaker 2: Oh.
• 1:21:13
  Speaker 1: Just getting on a shitty flight. It doesn't matter where
• 1:21:15
  Speaker 1: it's going, but just as long as you have Mint.
• 1:21:18
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:21:18
  Speaker 1: Or Delta One. What are you planning on doing out there?
• 1:21:22
  Speaker 1: Do you have any really specific plans?
• 1:21:25
  Speaker 2: Well.
• 1:21:25
  Speaker 1: Are you going to go see a geisha? Are you
• 1:21:27
  Speaker 1: going to stay in an onsen? Maybe see some kabuki theater?
• 1:21:30
  Speaker 2: Whoa. What's all that?
• 1:21:32
  Speaker 1: I think an onsen is like the.
• 1:21:34
  Speaker 2: I know those are spas, right?
• 1:21:35
  Speaker 1: Yeah, you could just... You have to go bathe ass
• 1:21:37
  Speaker 1: naked with people.
• 1:21:38
  Speaker 2: That's fine. I want people to see me.
• 1:21:43
  Speaker 1: Mogging some Japanese businessmen. And then the geishas, those are
• 1:21:48
  Speaker 1: the old ladies. And then kabuki theater, I think, is
• 1:21:51
  Speaker 1: when it's... Japanese trans people, just dudes dressing up as girls.
• 1:21:56
  Speaker 2: Oh, cool.
• 1:21:56
  Speaker 3: That'd be cool. You should go see that.
• 1:21:59
  Speaker 2: Um, I kind of, all right.
• 1:22:00
  Speaker 1: And then Ennis Cantor is also going to be there
• 1:22:02
  Speaker 1: doing it. Oh, hell yeah.
• 1:22:04
  Speaker 2: I want to go. I mean, the, the, the major
• 1:22:07
  Speaker 2: focus is, is restaurants. And I will say it seems
• 1:22:10
  Speaker 2: incredibly difficult to get reservations at the places we want
• 1:22:14
  Speaker 2: to go. If anyone out there has any ability or
• 1:22:18
  Speaker 2: sense of how to get to some of these like
• 1:22:22
  Speaker 2: really high rated is a Kaya places or sushi Saito
• 1:22:28
  Speaker 2: or places like that. Um, please message me because I'm
• 1:22:32
  Speaker 2: kind of coming up short. We are going to one
• 1:22:34
  Speaker 2: really cool, um, sake tasting place called 12. That is
• 1:22:40
  Speaker 2: like invite only. We managed to get through, get to that.
• 1:22:43
  Speaker 3: How'd you get the invite?
• 1:22:45
  Speaker 2: Uh, I messaged them and then the guys like assistant
• 1:22:48
  Speaker 2: sent me the form and to invite us.
• 1:22:51
  Speaker 3: You should hit him up and be like how can
• 1:22:52
  Speaker 3: i get into these other restaurants well they've.
• 1:22:53
  Speaker 2: Already done enough i don't want to kind of over ask.
• 1:22:57
  Speaker 1: Chef donnie chef donnie has a buddy in kyoto that
• 1:22:59
  Speaker 1: has a plug for everything.
• 1:23:01
  Speaker 2: Cool but is that just kyoto or kyoto from my
• 1:23:06
  Speaker 2: understanding are.
• 1:23:07
  Speaker 3: You going to go to kyoto oh perhaps on.
• 1:23:10
  Speaker 1: Your day off yeah very nice shout out don't worry
• 1:23:15
  Speaker 1: about it he's giving a little phoebe bridger's love Have
• 1:23:18
  Speaker 1: you ever listened to that song, Day Off in Kyoto?
• 1:23:21
  Speaker 2: Uh-uh.
• 1:23:21
  Speaker 3: Oh, you'd love it. Listen to that on the plane
• 1:23:24
  Speaker 3: when you're landing. Right when you're touching down, throw it on.
• 1:23:28
  Speaker 1: There's a place in Tokyo called Ukaitoriyama. Ukaitoriyama. About 50
• 1:23:35
  Speaker 1: minutes away from the city center.
• 1:23:37
  Speaker 3: 50?
• 1:23:38
  Speaker 1: About 5-0, but it's very worthwhile.
• 1:23:40
  Speaker 3: Fuck that.
• 1:23:41
  Speaker 2: What is it? Fitty?
• 1:23:42
  Speaker 1: Ukaitoriyama.
• 1:23:43
  Speaker 3: Are you out of your mind? In Japan? In Japan?
• 1:23:45
  Speaker 1: 50 minutes in Japan is not that bad, door to door.
• 1:23:48
  Speaker 1: And it's on the side of a mountain. It's not
• 1:23:51
  Speaker 1: like you're just going to some rinky-dink place.
• 1:23:52
  Speaker 2: What is it?
• 1:23:53
  Speaker 1: It's a transcendent eating experience.
• 1:23:55
  Speaker 2: Oh, cool.
• 1:23:55
  Speaker 1: That blends modern meats with traditional Japanese cuisine. Coursed out.
• 1:24:03
  Speaker 3: Modern meats? What is a modern meat?
• 1:24:07
  Speaker 2: Beef.
• 1:24:07
  Speaker 3: I've only been eating that forever?
• 1:24:08
  Speaker 1: No, bro. Not the way that they're doing it. I'm talking,
• 1:24:12
  Speaker 1: they'll serve you beef over a fire, and then they'll
• 1:24:16
  Speaker 1: also serve you like a river fish that you have
• 1:24:18
  Speaker 1: to bite the head off of.
• 1:24:20
  Speaker 2: Oh, hmm.
• 1:24:21
  Speaker 1: Not actually.
• 1:24:21
  Speaker 3: You're going to love it.
• 1:24:22
  Speaker 1: You're going to love it.
• 1:24:23
  Speaker 3: It's a deep fry.
• 1:24:25
  Speaker 2: Surf and barf.
• 1:24:28
  Speaker 3: Yeah, so we're going to skip that one, but it's
• 1:24:30
  Speaker 3: for the rec. You're not going to.
• 1:24:31
  Speaker 1: Go to Ukaitoriyama?
• 1:24:32
  Speaker 2: I mean, I'm always open to whatever. You've been. I'd
• 1:24:35
  Speaker 2: love for you to give me the three best things
• 1:24:38
  Speaker 2: that you've done.
• 1:24:39
  Speaker 3: Haven't you been, too?
• 1:24:40
  Speaker 2: No. To Japan?
• 1:24:41
  Speaker 3: Never. I thought you went last year.
• 1:24:43
  Speaker 2: I talk about it nonstop.
• 1:24:45
  Speaker 3: I swear you went last year. Are you fucking with me?
• 1:24:49
  Speaker 1: Here's my top recommendations. Katsudon Yoizuicho, which was very, very
• 1:24:56
  Speaker 1: nice food. But you just line up for that. Uka Toriyama,
• 1:25:00
  Speaker 1: life-changing meal I have written next to it.
• 1:25:02
  Speaker 2: Wow.
• 1:25:03
  Speaker 1: I found it on like the fat travel Reddit or
• 1:25:05
  Speaker 1: something like that.
• 1:25:06
  Speaker 2: Okay, cool.
• 1:25:06
  Speaker 1: It's very, the not suspicious bar in Senshijo Temple.
• 1:25:10
  Speaker 3: You're getting your acts from Redditors? How does that feel?
• 1:25:13
  Speaker 3: This isn't, you're not listening to the right guy. Bro.
• 1:25:17
  Speaker 3: All right.
• 1:25:18
  Speaker 1: Do two trips to Japan. One where you don't go
• 1:25:20
  Speaker 1: to Uka Toriyama and one where you do go to
• 1:25:23
  Speaker 1: Uka Toriyama. And you see which one is a more
• 1:25:26
  Speaker 1: fulfilling experience.
• 1:25:27
  Speaker 2: I will do the ancient meat trip and the modern
• 1:25:31
  Speaker 2: meat trip.
• 1:25:31
  Speaker 1: You have to have the river fish with the head bitten. Yeah,
• 1:25:34
  Speaker 1: of course.
• 1:25:35
  Speaker 3: It's probably just like a trout. It's a rainbow trout.
• 1:25:38
  Speaker 3: Modern meat.
• 1:25:40
  Speaker 2: It's this big.
• 1:25:41
  Speaker 3: I got to get out to the modern meats. This
• 1:25:45
  Speaker 3: is called ground beef.
• 1:25:47
  Speaker 1: Chicken and steak. And then traditional. I mean, even on
• 1:25:51
  Speaker 1: the plane, they'll probably give you the option of Japanese
• 1:25:53
  Speaker 1: breakfast or American breakfast. You've got to get the Japanese.
• 1:25:56
  Speaker 3: I would go American because it's going to be your
• 1:25:58
  Speaker 3: last American meal.
• 1:25:59
  Speaker 2: No, no, no.
• 1:26:00
  Speaker 1: I love Japanese. What are you talking about?
• 1:26:05
  Speaker 3: I would definitely go American.
• 1:26:06
  Speaker 2: Stay safe.
• 1:26:08
  Speaker 3: You don't want to roll the dice on a plain meal.
• 1:26:10
  Speaker 1: You're going to Japan to have a Delta American scrambled eggs?
• 1:26:14
  Speaker 2: Certainly, I am not.
• 1:26:16
  Speaker 3: What's the Japanese breakfast?
• 1:26:17
  Speaker 1: It's like, it's textures.
• 1:26:19
  Speaker 3: Modern egg.
• 1:26:20
  Speaker 1: It's like squares and textures and goos that you've never
• 1:26:24
  Speaker 1: fucking tasted.
• 1:26:24
  Speaker 3: That sounds like hell on earth. Why would you want
• 1:26:29
  Speaker 3: that when you could just have eggs and sausage or
• 1:26:31
  Speaker 3: some shit?
• 1:26:31
  Speaker 1: Because he's going to Japan. You got to try new things.
• 1:26:33
  Speaker 3: But you're going to get the good food. You're going
• 1:26:35
  Speaker 3: to start the trip off with the worst Japanese food
• 1:26:38
  Speaker 3: you could possibly get.
• 1:26:39
  Speaker 2: But that's the perfect time. Harry, you're thinking, you're not
• 1:26:43
  Speaker 2: thinking about how this is Japan air.
• 1:26:45
  Speaker 3: It doesn't matter. It's still the space. You're still eating
• 1:26:47
  Speaker 3: space food.
• 1:26:47
  Speaker 2: No, no, no, no, no, no. They have a proper
• 1:26:51
  Speaker 2: sushi chef on the plane making sushi for you.
• 1:26:55
  Speaker 1: Modern meats.
• 1:26:56
  Speaker 3: Modern sushi.
• 1:26:57
  Speaker 2: You catch the fish by dropping a line into the
• 1:27:00
  Speaker 2: ocean as you're flying.
• 1:27:02
  Speaker 3: As you're flying.
• 1:27:02
  Speaker 2: It's a drag net across the Pacific. 35,000 foot line.
• 1:27:04
  Speaker 3: That's pretty nice. Will it be cold when you go
• 1:27:07
  Speaker 3: or will it be warm?
• 1:27:08
  Speaker 2: I suspect it will be quite temperate. It's the end
• 1:27:11
  Speaker 2: of September, early October. What better time to visit?
• 1:27:14
  Speaker 3: Well, I don't know how the seasons work there. I
• 1:27:16
  Speaker 3: was going to ask if you're.
• 1:27:16
  Speaker 1: Going to ski. It's just going to.
• 1:27:18
  Speaker 2: Be cooling down. It'll be great. I'm not going to
• 1:27:21
  Speaker 2: bring any of my nice clothes because I'm going to
• 1:27:24
  Speaker 2: buy everything over there to wear over there.
• 1:27:28
  Speaker 1: There's an ancient Japanese proverb that says, travel with two suitcases,
• 1:27:33
  Speaker 1: one suitcase inside of the other, so you can buy
• 1:27:35
  Speaker 1: salvaged denim.
• 1:27:37
  Speaker 3: Very nice. It's going to be pretty hot when you're there.
• 1:27:40
  Speaker 3: I don't know if you've heard there's going to be
• 1:27:41
  Speaker 3: temperatures that are going to be above normal. Well, I
• 1:27:45
  Speaker 3: still believe that this is a pretty darn good time
• 1:27:47
  Speaker 3: to go. I think you'll probably get some good denim shorts.
• 1:27:51
  Speaker 2: Won't do that. Won't do that at all.
• 1:27:54
  Speaker 3: Japanese denim shorts.
• 1:27:55
  Speaker 2: Yeah, it'd be perfect outfit for me to wear as
• 1:27:58
  Speaker 2: my debut episode of To Catch a Predator.
• 1:28:02
  Speaker 3: Because it's going to be hot, so you're not going
• 1:28:03
  Speaker 3: to want Japanese denim pants.
• 1:28:06
  Speaker 1: Yes, he is.
• 1:28:06
  Speaker 2: Also known as Blue jeans? Yeah.
• 1:28:09
  Speaker 1: Bro, nobody's wearing shorts in Japan.
• 1:28:12
  Speaker 3: Modern Japanese denim.
• 1:28:13
  Speaker 1: It could be 300 degrees. They don't wear shorts out there?
• 1:28:18
  Speaker 1: No one's wearing shorts.
• 1:28:18
  Speaker 3: Oh, that's weird. I would probably go shorts and maybe
• 1:28:22
  Speaker 3: a nice jean jacket. Nice Japanese jean jacket.
• 1:28:27
  Speaker 2: Who are you to propose outfits to me?
• 1:28:30
  Speaker 3: I'm just saying. He's trying to sabotage you. If you're
• 1:28:32
  Speaker 3: going out there for the denim... You got to go
• 1:28:35
  Speaker 3: head to toe.
• 1:28:35
  Speaker 2: I'm not going out there for the denim. Come on.
• 1:28:37
  Speaker 2: I'm going out there for the suede. I want clothes
• 1:28:43
  Speaker 2: that have a really good hand feel.
• 1:28:45
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:28:45
  Speaker 3: Great for skateboarding.
• 1:28:46
  Speaker 2: When people put their arm on me, I want them
• 1:28:49
  Speaker 2: to say, dear God, he is touched.
• 1:28:51
  Speaker 3: Yeah. You could do kickflips off this jacket.
• 1:28:54
  Speaker 2: No problem.
• 1:28:56
  Speaker 1: Unfortunately, your entire wardrobe would play in Japan. You wouldn't
• 1:28:59
  Speaker 1: have to change a thing.
• 1:29:00
  Speaker 2: No, I have been dressing. I have been purchasing and
• 1:29:03
  Speaker 2: shopping for this trip my whole life without knowing it.
• 1:29:06
  Speaker 1: You're not going to know what to bring, though.
• 1:29:08
  Speaker 2: That's my point. I'm not going to bring anything because
• 1:29:10
  Speaker 2: I'm going to shop over there. But you got to
• 1:29:12
  Speaker 2: bring something. T-shirts. Underpants.
• 1:29:16
  Speaker 3: You going to hit Uniqlo out there? Maybe. Got to?
• 1:29:19
  Speaker 1: No, you do not have to.
• 1:29:21
  Speaker 3: The Uniqlo out there is so good.
• 1:29:22
  Speaker 2: I'm going to go to a place called A Presse,
• 1:29:24
  Speaker 2: I think is how you pronounce it. A.Presse. P-R-E-S-S-E. It's
• 1:29:29
  Speaker 2: like the most expensive clothing fucking imaginable. But over there,
• 1:29:33
  Speaker 2: it's not as bad. Oh, really? But their shit's fucking dope.
• 1:29:37
  Speaker 2: In fact, this is the only thing of theirs that
• 1:29:39
  Speaker 2: I own. This shirt.
• 1:29:40
  Speaker 3: And how much is that?
• 1:29:41
  Speaker 2: I bought this in Paris where it was not subject
• 1:29:43
  Speaker 2: to the same tariffs. It was here, but it was
• 1:29:47
  Speaker 2: still pretty expensive. And these clothes look nice. I'd like
• 1:29:51
  Speaker 2: if you got me one of those. It's a shirt.
• 1:29:55
  Speaker 2: It's reimagined American workwear. I mean, their stuff is fucking
• 1:29:59
  Speaker 2: cool as hell. The fabric's awesome. A lot of silk bombers,
• 1:30:03
  Speaker 2: things like that.
• 1:30:04
  Speaker 3: The hoodies are sick. I'd like one of those green shirts.
• 1:30:06
  Speaker 2: You'll get nothing and like it.
• 1:30:07
  Speaker 3: I'd like one of those green shirts, which I'm down
• 1:30:10
  Speaker 3: to Venmo you or Cash App you, whatever you do.
• 1:30:12
  Speaker 1: Get him some shitty vintage stuff. Actually, there is no
• 1:30:15
  Speaker 1: shitty vintage.
• 1:30:16
  Speaker 3: Shitty vintage?
• 1:30:17
  Speaker 1: Get him like an old football jersey. They have tons
• 1:30:19
  Speaker 1: of old jerseys and shit. Just get them some dumb,
• 1:30:21
  Speaker 1: like a Robert Gallery jersey.
• 1:30:23
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm going to get you some trash.
• 1:30:24
  Speaker 3: That would be good. I mean, I'm fine with that.
• 1:30:26
  Speaker 3: I'd probably take an old jersey.
• 1:30:27
  Speaker 2: Bring you home a bunch more of what you've already got.
• 1:30:30
  Speaker 3: That would be unbelievable.
• 1:30:31
  Speaker 2: You don't need more shit.
• 1:30:33
  Speaker 3: That would be the best gift I could get.
• 1:30:36
  Speaker 1: One phrase that I'd like to teach you, tsunami some,
• 1:30:40
  Speaker 1: which means barkeep.
• 1:30:42
  Speaker 3: Barkeep, okay.
• 1:30:43
  Speaker 1: Like I said, call him for like a beer. Tsunami some.
• 1:30:45
  Speaker 2: Tsunami some.
• 1:30:46
  Speaker 3: That's a good way to get punched in the face,
• 1:30:48
  Speaker 3: kicked out of the bar. No, it's not. Tsunami-san! You've
• 1:30:52
  Speaker 3: been over-served. Too much sake for you. As soon as
• 1:30:56
  Speaker 3: you let one of those out.
• 1:30:57
  Speaker 1: Tsunami-san!
• 1:31:00
  Speaker 3: Do they speak English?
• 1:31:01
  Speaker 1: Tsunami-san!
• 1:31:03
  Speaker 3: Like, if you were to just say barkeep, would they know?
• 1:31:06
  Speaker 1: Some people have some broken English... You're going to want
• 1:31:08
  Speaker 1: to use your.
• 1:31:09
  Speaker 2: Bring me a beaker of mead. Yeah.
• 1:31:12
  Speaker 1: Excuse me, bar maiden.
• 1:31:14
  Speaker 2: Nobody said barkeep since tavern time.
• 1:31:17
  Speaker 3: Didn't you just say barkeep?
• 1:31:19
  Speaker 1: That's the literal translation.
• 1:31:20
  Speaker 2: I need a hot pole of stew and a roux.
• 1:31:25
  Speaker 1: Some bread and your finest hooker.
• 1:31:27
  Speaker 2: I don't need anything fancy. Just something with some straw.
• 1:31:30
  Speaker 2: Dry straw.
• 1:31:32
  Speaker 3: Thatch you should uh cosplay as like a businessman out
• 1:31:35
  Speaker 3: there and see if someone brings you noodles when you're
• 1:31:37
  Speaker 3: passed out on the street because that's what they do
• 1:31:40
  Speaker 3: that's what ron says they do but he's a pathological
• 1:31:42
  Speaker 3: liar that's not me that's not me who said that
• 1:31:46
  Speaker 3: it definitely was you that said that.
• 1:31:47
  Speaker 2: Bro and i've been watching surviving i watched the the
• 1:31:51
  Speaker 2: most recent episode um which was i thought extremely funny
• 1:31:56
  Speaker 2: i mean the marty fake injury thing was so fucking
• 1:32:01
  Speaker 2: funny to me And they pulled it off so well.
• 1:32:05
  Speaker 2: And they only cleared it by like four seconds. Were
• 1:32:08
  Speaker 2: you aware of that? Did you know that they had done.
• 1:32:11
  Speaker 1: That all the time? I knew that they had that
• 1:32:12
  Speaker 1: to do. But I think that the edit made it
• 1:32:15
  Speaker 1: seem like the.
• 1:32:18
  Speaker 1: Like the the guy the medic was like okay your
• 1:32:22
  Speaker 1: 10 minutes are up when that was not the case
• 1:32:24
  Speaker 1: at all Marty had to just completely guess how long
• 1:32:27
  Speaker 1: it had.
• 1:32:27
  Speaker 2: Been that's tricky man that's tricky they made it really
• 1:32:31
  Speaker 2: only by a matter of seconds.
• 1:32:32
  Speaker 1: It felt like it was 20 minutes felt like 25
• 1:32:34
  Speaker 1: minutes but it was really super close and I kind
• 1:32:36
  Speaker 1: of wish they showed that a little bit better how
• 1:32:38
  Speaker 1: like because it just seems like everybody was in on
• 1:32:41
  Speaker 1: it and it was a formality when in reality it
• 1:32:43
  Speaker 1: actually was very close.
• 1:32:45
  Speaker 2: Yeah, that was really well managed. And I think, you know,
• 1:32:51
  Speaker 2: I got to say, like, you, Dana, and Marty, to me,
• 1:32:57
  Speaker 2: have been, like, the stars of the show. Glennie being
• 1:33:00
  Speaker 2: drunk and being really good at the hook game was
• 1:33:03
  Speaker 2: really pretty funny, too. And then Tate's been pretty darn
• 1:33:07
  Speaker 2: good at the game. Pat has been funny.
• 1:33:11
  Speaker 3: How much longer is it?
• 1:33:13
  Speaker 1: Like, five more episodes?
• 1:33:14
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:33:16
  Speaker 3: Love it. Yeah.
• 1:33:17
  Speaker 1: Thank you for watching, bro.
• 1:33:18
  Speaker 2: Of course.
• 1:33:18
  Speaker 1: Your support means literally everything to me.
• 1:33:20
  Speaker 2: Of course. Pat has really been on to you. Yeah.
• 1:33:23
  Speaker 2: What the heck? He's been on your back. He knows
• 1:33:26
  Speaker 2: you're good.
• 1:33:26
  Speaker 1: He's been being so nasty to me.
• 1:33:28
  Speaker 2: Well, he just is a guy who knows a worthy rival.
• 1:33:34
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:33:35
  Speaker 1: People have been like, oh, they're just scared to vote
• 1:33:37
  Speaker 1: out Roan. It's like, dude, every episode, everybody has been
• 1:33:41
  Speaker 1: trying to vote me out. I don't know how you're...
• 1:33:43
  Speaker 1: There's been people trying to vote me out every single time. Like, oh,
• 1:33:46
  Speaker 1: they're just scared to vote.
• 1:33:48
  Speaker 3: Dude, I don't know how you're... Nobody's scared.
• 1:33:50
  Speaker 2: I don't know how you are turning the tides away
• 1:33:53
  Speaker 2: from you because I know that if I were in
• 1:33:56
  Speaker 2: your position and trying to do what you would do,
• 1:33:59
  Speaker 2: it would only bring more votes to me.
• 1:34:02
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:34:04
  Speaker 2: Because they'd be like, he's working over hard over time.
• 1:34:09
  Speaker 2: Over easy. He's back.
• 1:34:17
  Speaker 1: He's back.
• 1:34:18
  Speaker 2: That's very good, Harry.
• 1:34:21
  Speaker 1: I think that when they're showing what happened on the show,
• 1:34:25
  Speaker 1: they're only really showing the big work. And I don't
• 1:34:29
  Speaker 1: think that they're showing the small and subtle work. Because
• 1:34:32
  Speaker 1: that barely shows up on camera. But the interpersonal stuff
• 1:34:37
  Speaker 1: that's not part of the game, that's just guys hanging
• 1:34:40
  Speaker 1: out and getting closer through that, that's not going to
• 1:34:43
  Speaker 1: show up on camera, but that's a lot of what
• 1:34:46
  Speaker 1: engendering the goodwill. You know on shows like that, there's
• 1:34:49
  Speaker 1: tons of joking in between. It doesn't necessarily make it
• 1:34:53
  Speaker 1: on the camera, but it will get you closer with
• 1:34:55
  Speaker 1: the people that you're around.
• 1:34:58
  Speaker 2: Totally.
• 1:34:58
  Speaker 1: I feel like when we were doing the show together
• 1:35:01
  Speaker 1: the last season, You and me were just like literally
• 1:35:03
  Speaker 1: just running around like fucking around and joking the entire time,
• 1:35:07
  Speaker 1: like joking with each other, like even while we're doing
• 1:35:09
  Speaker 1: this stuff, like walking the stairways, the hallways together, just
• 1:35:12
  Speaker 1: like bullshitting and busting balls.
• 1:35:13
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:35:14
  Speaker 1: And there's a lot of that that that doesn't necessarily
• 1:35:16
  Speaker 1: make the show.
• 1:35:17
  Speaker 2: That's true. That's true.
• 1:35:20
  Speaker 1: But it's very fun.
• 1:35:21
  Speaker 2: It does seem like this one was a really fun time.
• 1:35:24
  Speaker 2: You guys were getting after it at night and having
• 1:35:29
  Speaker 2: a good time.
• 1:35:30
  Speaker 1: No women in your ear telling you that the dominoes
• 1:35:32
  Speaker 1: is nasty. Just boys being boys.
• 1:35:40
  Speaker 3: You love that?
• 1:35:41
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's good fun. This episode comes out Thursday, so
• 1:35:44
  Speaker 1: last night there was an episode that came out where
• 1:35:47
  Speaker 1: it was like the big, it was like the pink
• 1:35:50
  Speaker 1: wedding style.
• 1:35:52
  Speaker 3: Oh, wow.
• 1:35:53
  Speaker 1: Love that.
• 1:35:55
  Speaker 3: Love that.
• 1:35:55
  Speaker 1: Some juicy shit, bunch of eliminations and, um, a move
• 1:36:01
  Speaker 1: that I tried to pull off, but, uh, yeah, go
• 1:36:03
  Speaker 1: watch that episode.
• 1:36:04
  Speaker 2: Can't wait.
• 1:36:05
  Speaker 3: Can't wait to check that out.
• 1:36:06
  Speaker 2: Thanks for not spoiling it for us.
• 1:36:08
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:36:08
  Speaker 2: Yeah. Appreciate that.
• 1:36:09
  Speaker 3: That is good gas. Okay.
• 1:36:11
  Speaker 2: Let's wrap. All right. I have to go to the bathroom.
• 1:36:14
  Speaker 3: I got a, I got a meeting.
• 1:36:15
  Speaker 2: Um, really? I do. Yes. With whom?
• 1:36:18
  Speaker 3: My manager.
• 1:36:19
  Speaker 1: With his orthodontist.
• 1:36:20
  Speaker 3: All right.
• 1:36:22
  Speaker 2: Good stuff.
• 1:36:22
  Speaker 1: We will see you guys next week.
• 1:36:24
  Speaker 2: Goodbye.