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OUTRO: Kai Special · The Hauraki Big Show

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  Speaker 1: For all your men bastards, Loving the Big Show podcast,
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  Speaker 2: For raw doggets for to seven every weekday on Radio Beautiful.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah shit yeah. Driving home last night, here we go
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  Speaker 3: straight into it. Oh God, had a headache, you were
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  Speaker 3: good man. And my indigestion was terrible.
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  Speaker 2: It's burning like a mother and I and I had
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  Speaker 2: some of old Mogi's Gaviscon as well, and my throat
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  Speaker 2: was hurting and deer. I was thinking, Ah, Jesus, am
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  Speaker 2: I gonna am?
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  Speaker 4: I falling apart?
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  Speaker 2: Here, got home, had a couple of ibuprofen and no
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  Speaker 2: indigestion since great sleep, didn't get woken up with my
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  Speaker 2: and just from.
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  Speaker 1: A couple of ibuprofen? Was that right?
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  Speaker 4: And I went.
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  Speaker 2: Beautiful because I was actually reaching a point when I
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  Speaker 2: was going to bed that I was getting anxious about
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  Speaker 2: going to bed and getting woken up by my indigestion.
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  Speaker 5: Right, I've just been coughing, Right, that'll just be the
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  Speaker 5: phlem coming out.
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  Speaker 6: What I don't understand is what caused it.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know did you eat anything?
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  Speaker 4: I don't know what it is.
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  Speaker 2: It could be food, but apparently if you have it
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  Speaker 2: lying down as generally when it's at its worst.
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  Speaker 1: So what do you do? Well?
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  Speaker 2: You stand up, you know, and smoking. And incidentally I
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  Speaker 2: didn't tell you fellas this. I went two days without smoking.
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  Speaker 4: Wow, this shit, I get it so annoyed.
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  Speaker 6: Oh Json, I just I was about to be really proud.
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  Speaker 1: Of you, I I.
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  Speaker 2: And then I something triggered me, and I went, right,
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  Speaker 2: stupid week.
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  Speaker 7: You need something else for your trigger, then, right, yes
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  Speaker 7: I do. Maybe Nippy's iced coffee. Yeah, a furious one. Actually,
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  Speaker 7: I walked past the car the other day. It was
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  Speaker 7: in the baking sun.
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  Speaker 6: And the cigarette tray was full of cigarette butts.
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  Speaker 7: And like so much, I was spilling out and over
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  Speaker 7: the sort of gear shift lever and I laughed and
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  Speaker 7: I was like, Jay and the passengers eat no ship,
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  Speaker 7: empty carton of Nippies banana.
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  Speaker 4: You see, that's wrong.
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  Speaker 1: On the same meaning, I was like, you don't have
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  Speaker 1: the banana, do you?
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  Speaker 4: No fact that.
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  Speaker 1: I was just it was so close to.
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  Speaker 6: So close to being an Internet me.
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  Speaker 2: I don't have any I don't really smoke in my cat,
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  Speaker 2: but I well you don't.
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  Speaker 1: You don't use an astro in your care.
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  Speaker 4: I'm still partial.
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  Speaker 1: To smoking your car every evening.
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  Speaker 4: I'm still partial to my end of show singing.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah every single day.
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  Speaker 4: Well but I did I have one last night?
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  Speaker 2: I didn't have one last but yeah, start now, man,
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  Speaker 2: I just got five more ciggis.
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  Speaker 4: Then we'll see how we go.
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  Speaker 1: All right, good on your mate.
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  Speaker 5: So it just fucked me off when I bought them
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  Speaker 5: to I was just like, I yeah, straight away, you
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  Speaker 5: feel like shit, shit, you have one.
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  Speaker 1: They're disgusting. You're like, it's not worth it.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, I have another one, just because I hate mysel.
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  Speaker 6: I know it like the moment of weakness thing. Today.
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  Speaker 7: For example, I've got this rule where I'm trying to
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  Speaker 7: run as much as possible during the week, and then
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  Speaker 7: at the weekends I can eat ship and drink beers
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  Speaker 7: and I don't care. But at least you're doing something
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  Speaker 7: during the week. You're trying to be healthy. So today
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  Speaker 7: I was starving after we're doing this rehearsal thing. It
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  Speaker 7: was two o'clock and I was like, I've gotta have something,
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  Speaker 7: and my brain really wanted me to go get some filth,
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  Speaker 7: some like fast food burger from the joint just over here,
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  Speaker 7: which is really nice, something like that, and I know
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  Speaker 7: I'm going to have subway instead, So I ordered a
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  Speaker 7: subway which had veggies and stuff on it. Feel a
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  Speaker 7: bit better about that at least, And then I ate.
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  Speaker 7: It was I'm still hungry, so I ate an entire pie. Nice,
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  Speaker 7: And it was just like, what was the point of
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  Speaker 7: me getting the subway instead of the burger if I'm
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  Speaker 7: going to eat a pie straight towards you know?
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  Speaker 4: And there was it cheese ball thing the other night too.
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  Speaker 1: It was like a month ago. That was a month ago.
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  Speaker 2: You disgraced yourself. But you know that feeling, You know
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  Speaker 2: what you do. You you just give in to it. Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: and you just feel like, God, I'm the worst piece
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  Speaker 2: of ship.
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  Speaker 7: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, my hunger.
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  Speaker 7: As soon as I'm like really hungry, I don't give
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  Speaker 7: a shit anymore. I need to eat and I don't
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  Speaker 7: care what it is. Yeah, how is your chicken?
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  Speaker 5: By the way, on the air fry it's just sitting
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  Speaker 5: here waiting for this to be over. Yeah it looks
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  Speaker 5: good though, It looked good. Yeah, yeah, I just I
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  Speaker 5: would never buy one because just look at it looks
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  Speaker 5: like the sandwich machine.
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  Speaker 4: Never buy an air fryer, no, right.
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  Speaker 5: It looks like the sandwich machine that we've got out
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  Speaker 5: there that has also got all the teflon that's come
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  Speaker 5: off it.
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  Speaker 1: Sure have you seen Dark Waters?
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  Speaker 5: Yes, which is which is my reason behind it.
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  Speaker 6: What dark Waters about teflon?
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  Speaker 5: The creation of tearflon and the facts that it's based
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  Speaker 5: on a true story, and the effects that it has on
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  Speaker 5: this town. I think with the teflon has made actually
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  Speaker 5: leaking it's mark. Wasn't it leaking? I've seen the documentary
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  Speaker 5: about it.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 5: So then it goes through the science of what tearflon
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  Speaker 5: does to the human body, and that is completely fucks you.
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  Speaker 1: It's interesting. So I just had some today, Yeah.
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  Speaker 7: But yeah, but also smoking funcks your body as well.
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  Speaker 7: Smoking and drinking alcohol. Yeah, well that's the thing I
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  Speaker 7: mitigate my I don't want all of the things. Yeah,
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  Speaker 7: so I get pleasure from smoking and drinking. I don't
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  Speaker 7: get any joy out of Eden's get of an air fray,
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  Speaker 7: which I could easily have out of something else.
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  Speaker 6: No joy out of the air fry. Chicken you're about
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  Speaker 6: to eat.
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  Speaker 1: I don't think so, judging by the look of it.
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  Speaker 4: Since we've bought the air fra, we have used it
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  Speaker 4: a lot.
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  Speaker 6: It's nonstick pans.
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  Speaker 7: Is that teflon? So what I use one every night
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  Speaker 7: and have done for years. Yeah, so I'm fucked. Yeah, well,
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  Speaker 7: I mean it's not good for you. But and I
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  Speaker 7: want to say this and everyone's gonna laugh. Nothing's good
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  Speaker 7: for you these days. Everything's bad for you.
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  Speaker 5: Sure, And that's totally fine here, that attitude good as gold.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, we'll talk about this in the well.
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  Speaker 5: When you're young, you're immortal, right, and then nothing's going
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  Speaker 5: to hurt you. But then as you get older, you're like, okay,
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  Speaker 5: well I'm not going to do that well to try
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  Speaker 5: and take some of these things out of my life.
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  Speaker 7: Because yes, looking back at the sheer amount of lead
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  Speaker 7: and asbestos that used to be in everything, and now
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  Speaker 7: everyone's like, I can't believe we're using that ship. Yeah,
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  Speaker 7: is that what teflon is going to be?
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  Speaker 6: In vapor?
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  Speaker 5: I think's well, certainly vaping anytime you look if you
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  Speaker 5: can get joy out of it, it can't be good
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  Speaker 5: for you. So that's why vaping is definitely bad for you.
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  Speaker 4: That's why I don't have sex anymore.
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  Speaker 1: I'm going to break up with my wag. It's over.
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  Speaker 1: The whole show.
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  Speaker 3: Wee days from four on Radio Hierarchy, Big Show Podcast.
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  Speaker 2: What you do is you get older, I definitely when
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  Speaker 2: you're when you're younger, when you're your age, gez, you
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  Speaker 2: do you have an invincibility who cares? Yeah, exactly exactly.
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  Speaker 2: But now I'm like, I'm not far away from death.
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  Speaker 2: Now I need to It's all too little, too late, absolutely,
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  Speaker 2: And that's that's another great sort of demotivator, which is
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  Speaker 2: how my mind works. Sometimes it's like, oh, well, you're
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  Speaker 2: already fucked, you know what I mean. It's too little,
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  Speaker 2: too late, but it's never too low. But these are
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  Speaker 2: the tricks that my brains on me to go, yeah, might.
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  Speaker 1: As well take the easy route, the easy route.
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  Speaker 2: But like this should I used to do, you know,
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  Speaker 2: and and not think twice about which I definitely think
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  Speaker 2: twice about now, and to do with my body, like
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  Speaker 2: I know my limitations a lot better now, and I go,
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  Speaker 2: there's certain things I'm not going to do because I
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  Speaker 2: know that'll fuck me.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah right, okay, oh yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, yeah, but I was passed off about the two
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  Speaker 2: days and I went through it. Okay, you know, there
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  Speaker 2: was like, as usually have my little pangs and when okay,
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  Speaker 2: little pang, I'll go and do.
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  Speaker 1: This when you're fuming about something.
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  Speaker 2: I was a bit grumpy. Actually, I was a bit
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  Speaker 2: TWI I woke up, did I woke up?
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  Speaker 5: I think I was sweet and then I series events
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  Speaker 5: put me in a her of a mood.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, and then I went to the gym.
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  Speaker 5: Interesting that happened to the gym, mom, I can't take
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  Speaker 5: this mood to the office.
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  Speaker 4: Yes, that happened to me yesterday. Woke up.
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  Speaker 2: No reason to be grumpy, nothing going on, nothing, no
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  Speaker 2: dramas human.
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  Speaker 4: And I was fucking fuming.
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  Speaker 2: I'm not joking, man, And I was like, what the
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  Speaker 2: fuck even is that that I'm fucked off?
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  Speaker 1: I don't even know.
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  Speaker 7: Why I'm because you paid for a iccut, they did
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  Speaker 7: nothing that was on Sunday SETI actually, but yeah, happens
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  Speaker 7: to me quite lock. No, Sometimes you just feel that
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  Speaker 7: there's a dark cloud over here sometimes.
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  Speaker 4: And as a consequence, I had a terrible show, you said,
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  Speaker 4: I Yeah, I was fucking.
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  Speaker 6: Saying things wrong a lot, but.
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  Speaker 2: Because my brain just was discombobulated, I was just not
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  Speaker 2: in a good zone.
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  Speaker 7: The good thing about that, though, is when you're not
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  Speaker 7: in a good zone mentally and you say stuff wrong,
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  Speaker 7: it gives us a great little I.
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  Speaker 1: Tell you what. I tell you.
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  Speaker 5: What it's been bugging me was this morning was I
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  Speaker 5: have to make and I get to make my daughter's
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  Speaker 5: lunch every single day for school. And now I had
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  Speaker 5: put out some some wraps. Yeah, and she'd put out
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  Speaker 5: some like a container that you can put yogan into
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  Speaker 5: with some She's like, oh, you can put yoga in
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  Speaker 5: that with some cheese seeds and blah blah blah. So
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  Speaker 5: she's sort of like telling me what I need to
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  Speaker 5: be making for my daughter's lunch. Sure, and by all means,
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  Speaker 5: if you want to start making her lunch every day,
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  Speaker 5: fill your boots.
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  Speaker 1: But she'd like put in green out on the bench.
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  Speaker 5: I was just like, that is such a small thing,
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  Speaker 5: but god, that fucks me, Like it's funny because it's
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  Speaker 5: just either do it well. I could have received it
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  Speaker 5: a lot better, and I was, you know, I think
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  Speaker 5: she probably got a vibe, but no, I wasn't. But
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  Speaker 5: that's sort of like that sort of Yeah, that started
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  Speaker 5: tipping me over because that really it does annoy me
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  Speaker 5: because it is a fucking pain in the ass making
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  Speaker 5: kids lunches every single day, and then every single day
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  Speaker 5: they don't need it or they will demo it. And
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  Speaker 5: there's no rhyme or reason. They're either grown, going through
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  Speaker 5: a growth spurt in they're starving, or they're just not
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  Speaker 5: interested in eating. And we've had this conversation. It doesn't
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  Speaker 5: matter what you put in there. If she's interested in eating,
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  Speaker 5: she'll eat it all. If she's not, she won't. So
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  Speaker 5: there's no point stressing out about what you put in
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  Speaker 5: and cheer seeds this and fucking that.
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  Speaker 1: And I was just like, oh, man, like I make it.
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  Speaker 5: Fuck it's a fucking good lunch she gets, but because
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  Speaker 5: it comes home and and that it has to empty
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  Speaker 5: out the lunch box at the end of the day.
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  Speaker 5: And then there's a conversation. And then that was the
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  Speaker 5: other thing. She coming in this morning, she goes, oh,
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  Speaker 5: that's that solved. Then I said what's solved? She goes
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  Speaker 5: about the mandarins. I said, what what are you talking about?
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  Speaker 5: She said, oh, wow, she's not into the heading the
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  Speaker 5: mandarins is because of this, this and this, because it's
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  Speaker 5: too sticky or some shit. So there's been some issue
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  Speaker 5: with her, not because I don't know what's going on.
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  Speaker 5: And so she had been eating the amandarins and then
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  Speaker 5: apparently that's a big issue. And then it's the first
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  Speaker 5: thing my wife says to me is, oh, I've solved it. Okay,
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  Speaker 5: there's been a big there's been a big issue here.
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  Speaker 5: Oh yes, anyway, it was just those minor, little domestic
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  Speaker 5: fucking annoyances.
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  Speaker 6: In my household.
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  Speaker 7: Once that happens, I can see Lucy definitely leaving stuff
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  Speaker 7: out because she'll be going to her actual job and
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  Speaker 7: being like, make the lunch, and I reckon, you should
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  Speaker 7: make this, And then I'm like, because she is very
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  Speaker 7: much a lot better at cooking than I am, but absolutely,
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  Speaker 7: tell me exactly what you want to do and then
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  Speaker 7: I'll just do it, and then I don't to think.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, so that's that's And.
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  Speaker 7: Also the other thing that's funny about that is I
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  Speaker 7: used to always not eat my lunch, and my mum
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  Speaker 7: would have been.
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  Speaker 5: Absolutely and I'm exactly the same. There be shipped in
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  Speaker 5: there for weeks.
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  Speaker 7: Yeah, And like I used to trade my She'd make
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  Speaker 7: beautiful ham sandwiches and stuff, and I would trade them
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  Speaker 7: for a roll up.
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  Speaker 4: You know.
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  Speaker 7: It's yeah, just give me remember being like going to
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  Speaker 7: the bus stop and I'm pulling my beautiful sandwiches up,
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  Speaker 7: putting them in the burn so that mom wouldn't see them.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, And if Frankie just said to me, like, I'm
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  Speaker 5: not eating today, sweet Airs, don't even take a lunch box.
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  Speaker 1: Yes, we'll just leave it.
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  Speaker 5: If I don't have to feed you, man, that would
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  Speaker 5: be awesome because it's like half an hour putting that
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  Speaker 5: ship together.
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  Speaker 6: Do you ever ask her why she didn't need it?
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  Speaker 5: Well, that's did and that's why they got to the
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  Speaker 5: bottom of Oh that's good now, and what it was
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  Speaker 5: she doesn't like the kiwi fruit touching the manda in.
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  Speaker 6: Because it's very or something.
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  Speaker 5: Nana, it's just a bit sticky. It's chuck it in
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  Speaker 5: the bin. Then like, if that's your problem, I can
• 13:00
  Speaker 5: go hungry man.
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  Speaker 1: Like we we had.
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  Speaker 2: You used to have to make three lunches, you know,
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  Speaker 2: with the girls, and it was a fuckingan of my life.
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  Speaker 2: It is it is like it is like that, but
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  Speaker 2: either eat everything or eat nothing.
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  Speaker 5: But I come from a and I think it's a
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  Speaker 5: it's look, God forbid, we should get into gender roles here.
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  Speaker 5: But I think it's a male thing or a fathery
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  Speaker 5: thing where you're just like, well, eat it, eat it.
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  Speaker 1: Or don't.
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  Speaker 5: Man like I don't. I don't think you're going to die.
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  Speaker 5: If you're that hungry, you'll eat it, and if you're not,
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  Speaker 5: you won't. From zas my worst point of view, it's like, motherly,
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  Speaker 5: you've got to eat otherwise you're gonna fucking die in
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  Speaker 5: five minutes. But that's honestly what they think. And you
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  Speaker 5: can look at what kids eat these days. It's almost
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  Speaker 5: impossible to die despite the poison you feed them. And
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  Speaker 5: it's just like, I'm just I just I filled her
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  Speaker 5: lunch box up. It's all really good food. She eats
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  Speaker 5: it or she doesn't, I don't give a shit.
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  Speaker 6: We should do this on the show.
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  Speaker 7: I think sho make a lunch that we think would
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  Speaker 7: be the best for the old Yeah, take it each
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  Speaker 7: yeah yeah yeah, do.
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  Speaker 5: That and get mothers to judge us and just get
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  Speaker 5: fucking drilled by them.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 5: I love my wife, love my kid, and I do
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  Speaker 5: care that she But Jesus the conversations you have, man, Well, yeah,
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  Speaker 5: it's like that me talking.
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  Speaker 2: I went through it very very quickly. I went through
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  Speaker 2: a phase where I was cooking three separate meals from
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  Speaker 2: my daughters because their diet we need and I was
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  Speaker 2: just going, fuck this ship.
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  Speaker 1: I'm not doing this anymore. No, absolutely not. This is it.
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  Speaker 7: I listen to They Big Show Foot'll seven every weeken
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  Speaker 7: on radio.
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  Speaker 1: Heard, okay, okay, is it you today?
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  Speaker 5: Yeah?
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  Speaker 1: I think it might be good stuff.