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tpcc ep204b : The Bear And The Border Probe " part 2 · The Politically Correct Caveman

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  [SPEAKER_00]: hey it's Tuesday night time for another episode the politically correct caveman podcast tonight we're featuring part two of the bear and the border probe the highly anticipated second part of the series there if you haven't listened the first one make sure you go back with the part one first and without further ado on with part two
• 0:26
  [SPEAKER_01]: She goes, come here.
• 0:27
  [SPEAKER_01]: I was like, what, she's like, listen, we both know you paid health a lot more.
• 0:31
  [SPEAKER_01]: And 10 grand for that motor home.
• 0:32
  [SPEAKER_01]: Oh my god, oh my god, okay, she's like, I don't agree with this tax on tax and tax thing.
• 0:36
  [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.
• 0:36
  [SPEAKER_01]: She was, I know it's bullshit, I don't agree with it.
• 0:39
  [SPEAKER_00]: She goes, but it's a law.
• 0:40
  [SPEAKER_01]: You know, she's being stern with me, but I appreciate it.
• 0:42
  [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, yeah.
• 0:43
  [SPEAKER_01]: She's been a real person.
• 0:44
  [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.
• 0:45
  [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, right?
• 0:45
  [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, and I'm like, okay, okay, she's like so you're in trouble Oh my, okay, I'm a trouble.
• 0:51
  [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, okay.
• 0:51
  [SPEAKER_00]: So you've admitted that almost to her.
• 0:54
  [SPEAKER_01]: No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no
• 1:04
  [SPEAKER_01]: I'm like, what is it, yeah, and we're gonna charge you criminally too because you're committing fraud and blah, blah, blah, blah.
• 1:10
  [SPEAKER_01]: I'm like, well, this is getting scary.
• 1:12
  [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
• 1:13
  [SPEAKER_01]: So, I'm like, yeah, you're not scaring me, scaring me, like this, this is like, I think you're full of shit.
• 1:19
  [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, yeah.
• 1:20
  [SPEAKER_01]: But they are seizing it.
• 1:21
  [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, oh fuck.
• 1:22
  [SPEAKER_01]: 100%.
• 1:22
  [SPEAKER_01]: So I'm like, okay, well, I'm gonna call lawyer.
• 1:23
  [SPEAKER_01]: She's like, okay, come over here.
• 1:24
  [SPEAKER_01]: So I'm gonna take your phone.
• 1:25
  [SPEAKER_01]: I'm gonna take my phone.
• 1:26
  [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, I'm gonna take.
• 1:26
  [SPEAKER_01]: I'm gonna take my phone.
• 1:27
  [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, I'm gonna take my phone.
• 1:28
  [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, I'm gonna take my phone.
• 1:28
  [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, I'm gonna take my phone.
• 1:29
  [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, I'm gonna take my phone.
• 1:30
  [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, I'm gonna take my phone.
• 1:31
  [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, I'm gonna take my phone.
• 1:31
  [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, I'm gonna take my phone.
• 1:32
  [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, I'm gonna take my phone.
• 1:33
  [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, I'm gonna take my phone.
• 1:33
  [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, I'm gonna take my phone.
• 1:34
  [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, I'm gonna take my phone.
• 1:35
  [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, I'm gonna take my phone.
• 1:37
  [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, I'm gonna take my phone.
• 1:37
  [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, I'm gonna take my phone.
• 1:38
  [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, I'm gonna take my phone.
• 1:39
  [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, I'm gonna take my phone.
• 1:40
  [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, I'm gonna take my phone.
• 1:40
  [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, I'm gonna take my phone.
• 1:41
  [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, I
• 1:42
  [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, yeah, imputation lawyers.
• 1:44
  [SPEAKER_01]: I can't get a hold.
• 1:45
  [SPEAKER_01]: I get the secretary secretary.
• 1:46
  [SPEAKER_01]: Finally I get an assistant lawyer Yeah, I'm like dude.
• 1:48
  [SPEAKER_00]: I need help.
• 1:49
  [SPEAKER_00]: I'm at the fucking board.
• 1:50
  [SPEAKER_01]: I'm like here's what's going on.
• 1:51
  [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, I was like they seized my vehicle.
• 1:54
  [SPEAKER_01]: I gave them the banking information.
• 1:55
  [SPEAKER_01]: They wanted They have no proof.
• 1:57
  [SPEAKER_01]: Zero proof that I paid more.
• 2:00
  [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah,
• 2:01
  [SPEAKER_01]: They're just trying to squeeze it out zero, zero proof at all.
• 2:04
  [SPEAKER_01]: I was like, they shouldn't they have some way of coming up with more than I have a hunch to seize my mortal.
• 2:10
  [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
• 2:11
  [SPEAKER_00]: And he says, no, they don't.
• 2:12
  [SPEAKER_00]: They can just take it.
• 2:13
  [SPEAKER_00]: He goes, they can just take it.
• 2:15
  [SPEAKER_01]: Holy fuck.
• 2:17
  [SPEAKER_01]: And they try to make 80 bucks a day to hold it too.
• 2:19
  [SPEAKER_01]: Right.
• 2:20
  [SPEAKER_01]: So, but I lit it all out for him.
• 2:24
  [SPEAKER_01]: And he goes, yeah, we will win this case.
• 2:26
  [SPEAKER_00]: So did you lay it out, what you really paid it in?
• 2:29
  [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.
• 2:29
  [SPEAKER_01]: I said do him.
• 2:30
  [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
• 2:31
  [SPEAKER_01]: He said, well, well win.
• 2:32
  [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.
• 2:33
  [SPEAKER_01]: I said, how much are there cost me?
• 2:34
  [SPEAKER_01]: He goes there to be between five and ten grand.
• 2:36
  [SPEAKER_01]: Oh, God.
• 2:37
  [SPEAKER_01]: He goes, so you got a grand.
• 2:38
  [SPEAKER_01]: He goes, that probably we'll get us through.
• 2:39
  [SPEAKER_01]: We'll see.
• 2:40
  [SPEAKER_01]: He goes, but I do this all the time.
• 2:41
  [SPEAKER_01]: He goes, but it's going to take three months.
• 2:43
  [SPEAKER_00]: Oh, and they're going to, and so add that 80 bucks a day.
• 2:46
  [SPEAKER_01]: He said the shitty thing is, if you want to go on printable, he said we'll probably win.
• 2:50
  [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
• 2:51
  [SPEAKER_01]: Um, but they're not required.
• 2:53
  [SPEAKER_01]: The government's not required to pay illegal fees.
• 2:56
  [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
• 2:57
  [SPEAKER_01]: And he says, you, you, you, you, you might slet the pay, um, the storage fees.
• 3:03
  [SPEAKER_01]: I'm like, you kidding me?
• 3:04
  [SPEAKER_01]: He's like, yeah, he goes, so try to make a deal with him.
• 3:07
  [SPEAKER_01]: He goes, there's a fine, you can pay.
• 3:10
  [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
• 3:11
  [SPEAKER_00]: He goes, it's a percentage.
• 3:12
  [SPEAKER_01]: He goes, so go, go, talk to her.
• 3:16
  [SPEAKER_01]: I was like, oh, fuck, now I'm like, my stomach's dropping.
• 3:19
  [SPEAKER_01]: Oh, yeah, well, okay.
• 3:19
  [SPEAKER_01]: I'm not the fucking confess-up.
• 3:21
  [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, yeah.
• 3:22
  [SPEAKER_01]: So I called back over, she talked to Lairma, and I got to talk with Lairma.
• 3:28
  [SPEAKER_00]: I don't like that she knows Lairma.
• 3:29
  [SPEAKER_01]: I was like, I was like, I was ethically.
• 3:32
  [SPEAKER_01]: I'm hypothetically sick.
• 3:34
  [SPEAKER_01]: I'm sick.
• 3:36
  [SPEAKER_01]: I tell you I paid more.
• 3:38
  [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
• 3:39
  [SPEAKER_01]: Right now, we don't push this any further.
• 3:42
  [SPEAKER_01]: You don't charge me criminally.
• 3:43
  [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, yeah.
• 3:44
  [SPEAKER_01]: I just, I just, I just mess up right now.
• 3:46
  [SPEAKER_01]: What will happen?
• 3:47
  [SPEAKER_01]: She said, well, I'll have to talk to the officers.
• 3:48
  [SPEAKER_01]: You know what, you know, I was like, that hurt.
• 3:50
  [SPEAKER_01]: She was like, great.
• 3:51
  [SPEAKER_01]: It'll be up to her.
• 3:52
  [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
• 3:53
  [SPEAKER_01]: I'm like, okay.
• 3:54
  [SPEAKER_01]: She's like, but there's a major fine you're going to have to pay.
• 3:56
  [SPEAKER_01]: I'm like, okay, fine.
• 3:56
  [SPEAKER_01]: I'll pay.
• 3:57
  [SPEAKER_01]: I'm fine.
• 3:57
  [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
• 3:58
  [SPEAKER_01]: She's like, so what did you pay?
• 3:59
  [SPEAKER_01]: I paid 33.
• 4:00
  [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
• 4:00
  [SPEAKER_01]: She's like, I think you paid more.
• 4:02
  [SPEAKER_01]: Oh, you're like, dude, I'm telling you.
• 4:04
  [SPEAKER_01]: I'm like, she's like, you have to show me proof because we, we think you paid 60.
• 4:08
  [SPEAKER_00]: Holy shit, it's probably, it's worth 60, it's pretty nice.
• 4:12
  [SPEAKER_01]: you got to be fucking kidding you don't you think I'm still going to try it on again at this point I was like she's like so I get back at my own bank and I make here here's the other bank draft yeah and she's like okay we think you brought we think you paid a chunk at least you're just trying to in a way to help me yeah I'll go talk to her because I don't want to talk to her yeah yeah yeah and she goes cake go have a seat
• 4:35
  [SPEAKER_01]: We're going to do a refined for you.
• 4:36
  [SPEAKER_01]: Now we know we do this again.
• 4:37
  [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.
• 4:39
  [SPEAKER_00]: Plus you have to pay that amount of tax on it too.
• 4:41
  [SPEAKER_00]: Oh yeah.
• 4:42
  [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.
• 4:42
  [SPEAKER_01]: So I got to pay, like, whatever.
• 4:45
  [SPEAKER_00]: Whatever.
• 4:46
  [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.
• 4:47
  [SPEAKER_01]: 40% and 47,000.
• 4:48
  [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
• 4:49
  [SPEAKER_01]: Wow.
• 4:49
  [SPEAKER_00]: It's called at 50,000, 12% and 6 grand.
• 4:54
  [SPEAKER_01]: There's no 6 grand.
• 4:55
  [SPEAKER_01]: I wonder the 3, 5, whatever.
• 4:57
  [SPEAKER_01]: And then it's fine.
• 4:58
  [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.
• 4:59
  [SPEAKER_00]: How much was that fucking fine?
• 5:01
  [SPEAKER_01]: So I go up there, I'm like, can I want to pay like for you?
• 5:03
  [SPEAKER_01]: I'm going to pay me a fucking $500 here.
• 5:05
  [SPEAKER_01]: Oh, fuck, I bet they go more.
• 5:07
  [SPEAKER_01]: So I go up there, just like, here's this, here's this, and here's your find.
• 5:13
  [SPEAKER_01]: So I'll ask you, what do you think the find was?
• 5:16
  [SPEAKER_00]: I would think after what you did and they got caught that I'd say $2500 bucks, right?
• 5:21
  [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, I would think.
• 5:25
  [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, 13,783.
• 5:27
  [SPEAKER_01]: You're a shit in me.
• 5:29
  [SPEAKER_02]: Are you serious?
• 5:30
  [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.
• 5:31
  [SPEAKER_00]: The fine was 13,783 dollars.
• 5:33
  [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.
• 5:34
  [SPEAKER_00]: Oh, you're a bear.
• 5:46
  [SPEAKER_02]: I almost threw up I was like this isn't right?
• 5:50
  [SPEAKER_01]: I was like, is this like what is this 13 hundred oh I was like is this all tax in and everybody's like, no, no, that's just you're fine alone We'll deal with that other stuff later And she goes this guy to be paid before I think it's released
• 6:02
  [SPEAKER_01]: I was like, I can't pay later, she's like, no, no, no, it's going to get paid now, or we're going to start charging you storage, you should come back, I don't know if I can 13k on me, 14k.
• 6:12
  [SPEAKER_00]: Well, they do that to teach people a lesson, don't try and do that because you learned your lesson now, I bet.
• 6:19
  [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
• 6:19
  [SPEAKER_00]: Holy, you're serious.
• 6:21
  [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, like 14 grand there.
• 6:23
  [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.
• 6:25
  [SPEAKER_02]: God, dude, that is a horde story.
• 6:27
  [SPEAKER_02]: Fucking brutal.
• 6:28
  [SPEAKER_02]: So now the good deal you got on.
• 6:30
  [SPEAKER_01]: Oh yeah, and on top of it, is the tax.
• 6:34
  [SPEAKER_01]: You know, that 330 appointment I'm gonna try to make in the US side.
• 6:37
  [SPEAKER_01]: That's gone.
• 6:38
  [SPEAKER_01]: I'm five o'clock at night by now.
• 6:39
  [SPEAKER_01]: Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
• 6:41
  [SPEAKER_00]: So what do you have to sleep in your motorhome at the parking lot?
• 6:44
  [SPEAKER_00]: Cause you still can't get it out of there, can you?
• 6:46
  [SPEAKER_00]: I'm not allowed to touch that corner.
• 6:47
  [SPEAKER_00]: Oh, it's killing you.
• 6:49
  [SPEAKER_01]: Oh, yeah, you can't get to the bank to get him fucking money to pay the fine.
• 6:55
  [SPEAKER_02]: go.
• 6:56
  [SPEAKER_01]: I cut a card at it.
• 6:57
  [SPEAKER_01]: Oh, shit dude.
• 7:00
  [SPEAKER_02]: This is all I was saying.
• 7:02
  [SPEAKER_01]: I was like, you're going to type that fucking bitch up, just like here, like a normal purchase.
• 7:06
  [SPEAKER_01]: It's like y'all have my goal.
• 7:07
  [SPEAKER_01]: You guys are sick.
• 7:08
  [SPEAKER_00]: I said to her, not the lady that was yelling at me who I actually appreciated.
• 7:13
  [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, but that young cut I was like, you know, and she's when it can't hook my money That was a murder face.
• 7:21
  [SPEAKER_00]: I was like, is it anything else you can do?
• 7:23
  [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, yeah, I like a little Last thing is it like you tell her you see the reason why I've got that lip for wheelchairs because I have a handicapped daughter
• 7:32
  [SPEAKER_00]: I didn't pull that card, but I was like, fuck, I might have been tempted.
• 7:36
  [SPEAKER_02]: Just lost her, you know, it's 100% my fault.
• 7:39
  [SPEAKER_01]: What a dummy for doing what I was doing.
• 7:41
  [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, I did.
• 7:42
  [SPEAKER_01]: They fucking, they're haunted.
• 7:43
  [SPEAKER_01]: Oh, it's my insurance girl.
• 7:44
  [SPEAKER_01]: I thought, well, she don't have, but the, I'm smarter.
• 7:47
  [SPEAKER_02]: After all the shit that I've been through, what the fuck was I think?
• 7:50
  [SPEAKER_02]: Oh yeah.
• 7:50
  [SPEAKER_02]: So yeah, you know, I deserve.
• 7:54
  [SPEAKER_01]: Shit dude.
• 7:55
  [SPEAKER_01]: Fuck, I was mad.
• 7:56
  [SPEAKER_02]: I can't believe you haven't told me this story.
• 7:57
  [SPEAKER_02]: I've been waiting for a podcast to tell this story Oh, so bad.
• 8:00
  [SPEAKER_01]: Oh, I couldn't believe though.
• 8:02
  [SPEAKER_01]: I was like so what do you say?
• 8:04
  [SPEAKER_01]: I got a little dizzy.
• 8:06
  [SPEAKER_01]: Oh, I'm like I got so mad that I was anyway.
• 8:08
  [SPEAKER_02]: She's taken my money and I said you know what?
• 8:16
  [SPEAKER_01]: I was like, okay, so anyway, I was like, you can't reduce it.
• 8:18
  [SPEAKER_01]: She's like, no.
• 8:18
  [SPEAKER_01]: So how they come up with this number?
• 8:20
  [SPEAKER_01]: It's 30%.
• 8:21
  [SPEAKER_01]: No, it's 40.
• 8:22
  [SPEAKER_01]: So she goes, it's 40.
• 8:23
  [SPEAKER_01]: Priority, I already cut it down.
• 8:25
  [SPEAKER_01]: She goes, I could have charged you 55%, 55% of the underwear value.
• 8:31
  [SPEAKER_01]: Oh, she goes, but I just charged you 40.
• 8:32
  [SPEAKER_01]: Oh, thanks.
• 8:35
  [SPEAKER_01]: 40% of the undeclared value.
• 8:38
  [SPEAKER_01]: So 40% of 23,000 US, convert that Canadian, or sell it to almost 14,000.
• 8:43
  [SPEAKER_00]: That was US, too?
• 8:45
  [SPEAKER_00]: No.
• 8:46
  [SPEAKER_00]: Oh, sorry.
• 8:47
  [SPEAKER_00]: I missed it.
• 8:47
  [SPEAKER_00]: I was still thinking about it.
• 8:48
  [SPEAKER_01]: Fuck it.
• 8:49
  [SPEAKER_01]: So anyway, so I'm paying this off.
• 8:51
  [SPEAKER_01]: I was like, this terrible.
• 8:53
  [SPEAKER_01]: I said, you know, I was just trying to, I was like, I'm not a fucking taxi bear here for tartar because I was just trying to get this home.
• 8:58
  [SPEAKER_01]: I thought, yeah, I don't want to tell my fucking story.
• 9:01
  [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
• 9:01
  [SPEAKER_01]: I've got a rough month.
• 9:02
  [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
• 9:02
  [SPEAKER_01]: No kidding.
• 9:03
  [SPEAKER_01]: And then, but everybody's okay.
• 9:05
  [SPEAKER_01]: And I kept reminding myself, I always find fucking, it's just money to shit.
• 9:08
  [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.
• 9:09
  [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.
• 9:10
  [SPEAKER_01]: I told her, I said, you know what?
• 9:11
  [SPEAKER_01]: I said, you're a bad person.
• 9:12
  [SPEAKER_02]: You actually told her that totally right there after you paid the fine.
• 9:15
  [SPEAKER_01]: No, as I was paying yeah Yeah, I was like you're a fuck of that person.
• 9:18
  [SPEAKER_01]: She's like excuse me.
• 9:19
  [SPEAKER_01]: Oh my god Yeah, I was like you treated me like you treat everybody like absolutely dog shit I was like you coming to this fucking job thinking you're holier than now You looked down on everybody as even before I even pulled out any paperwork I was you're just a scowl in person.
• 9:34
  [SPEAKER_01]: I was like I don't know if they cheat like teach everybody to just be a scallion miserable person
• 9:39
  [SPEAKER_01]: I was like, but you just totally wrecked my next two, three months of work.
• 9:44
  [SPEAKER_01]: I was like, I'm just trying to get hell, like everybody else.
• 9:46
  [SPEAKER_01]: And I was like, I swear you take pride in this house again, it's fucking terrible.
• 9:49
  [SPEAKER_00]: I was like, yeah.
• 9:50
  [SPEAKER_01]: Real criminals out there doing shit and you're fucking picking on me.
• 9:53
  [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
• 9:54
  [SPEAKER_01]: And it's not even that.
• 9:55
  [SPEAKER_01]: I can tell you like it.
• 9:56
  [SPEAKER_01]: I said, as you're a bad person.
• 9:58
  [SPEAKER_02]: Well, good for you, but you might be careful.
• 10:00
  [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, how are they going to?
• 10:01
  [SPEAKER_01]: What the fuck are they going to cross the board?
• 10:03
  [SPEAKER_01]: Well, I'm already flagged.
• 10:04
  [SPEAKER_00]: Oh, they said, oh, and by the way, you're also flagged for seven years.
• 10:08
  [SPEAKER_00]: Well, at least two of these said, oh, wow, holy shit.
• 10:12
  [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
• 10:12
  [SPEAKER_01]: So I'm like, well, fuck you guys, I'm out.
• 10:15
  [SPEAKER_01]: Get my keys in my motor home.
• 10:17
  [SPEAKER_01]: I said I gotta go to the give me all the paperwork now to go and share it And I said well, I gotta go back to the other side to say we don't care about the US So I you can go to Canada right now and register and assure that thing and you're fine.
• 10:26
  [SPEAKER_01]: Oh I'm like well I'm never gonna be able to go back to states again like that.
• 10:30
  [SPEAKER_01]: No nothing to do with it.
• 10:31
  [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, they don't give a shit So I'm like okay.
• 10:34
  [SPEAKER_01]: Well
• 10:35
  [SPEAKER_01]: I'm going up the road.
• 10:35
  [SPEAKER_01]: I'm super in this bitch and I'm gonna take it back to you aside in the morning Yeah, yeah, because I I want to be able to travel down.
• 10:41
  [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, of course, of course Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I've already sent all my information up.
• 10:45
  [SPEAKER_01]: They have it all.
• 10:46
  [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
• 10:46
  [SPEAKER_01]: Oh, yeah Is that where is this guy?
• 10:48
  [SPEAKER_01]: He's gonna go through.
• 10:49
  [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, yeah
• 10:50
  [SPEAKER_00]: So you actually went through the Canadian state overnight and then came back and went to the state.
• 10:56
  [SPEAKER_00]: What did they say?
• 10:57
  [SPEAKER_00]: Because when you go back when you come back in, it goes through the American side.
• 11:01
  [SPEAKER_01]: Also, and I got these organ plates on this thing that I usually, the guy still kept his insurance on it.
• 11:07
  [SPEAKER_01]: So how did it go coming back into the state?
• 11:09
  [SPEAKER_01]: So they go right away.
• 11:09
  [SPEAKER_01]: Hey, man.
• 11:10
  [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
• 11:11
  [SPEAKER_01]: What did they say to you?
• 11:12
  [SPEAKER_01]: So I was reading that night.
• 11:13
  [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.
• 11:14
  [SPEAKER_01]: They can fuck me over worse than he can answer I did.
• 11:18
  [SPEAKER_01]: Because I I sent that I paid 10 grand for it.
• 11:21
  [SPEAKER_01]: Oh Fuck you They got that fucking dead does no bill sale too because everything had to be prepped before I got them.
• 11:30
  [SPEAKER_02]: Oh my god So what happened there time like I'm doing it anyway.
• 11:35
  [SPEAKER_02]: I don't care.
• 11:35
  [SPEAKER_01]: I'm going back Yeah, oh yeah, so like I said this construction and shit going down trying to follow the lines Which says buses commercial vehicles so I go to where it says buses.
• 11:43
  [SPEAKER_01]: Well.
• 11:44
  [SPEAKER_01]: I can't fit.
• 11:44
  [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, yeah, and then these guys right out
• 11:47
  [SPEAKER_01]: He's Mexican guys, I ain't man, I know what's confusing, but you gotta go over the commercial trucks go.
• 11:53
  [SPEAKER_01]: Oh my god, said buses, I know.
• 11:55
  [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, so now they have to move people.
• 11:57
  [SPEAKER_02]: Oh, shh, they're moving all these people.
• 11:58
  [SPEAKER_02]: I'm back in this boat up.
• 12:02
  [SPEAKER_01]: I get limed, I get to, this is an Asian lady there.
• 12:05
  [SPEAKER_01]: So I, she'll turn it off, my turn it off.
• 12:08
  [SPEAKER_01]: She goes purpose of your trip.
• 12:09
  [SPEAKER_01]: I said, well, I'm trying to export this for me.
• 12:11
  [SPEAKER_01]: You know, the state's to Canada.
• 12:13
  [SPEAKER_01]: But you were, this is still going down.
• 12:14
  [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, no, no, no, no, this is going back into the US.
• 12:16
  [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, yeah, it's like, what did you say?
• 12:19
  [SPEAKER_02]: Oh, yeah.
• 12:20
  [SPEAKER_02]: Oh, what did you say?
• 12:21
  [SPEAKER_01]: It was like, well, I missed a turning yesterday, and I got messed up at the border.
• 12:26
  [SPEAKER_01]: And by the time they were done with me, I said it was closed.
• 12:29
  [SPEAKER_01]: Just a word you say.
• 12:30
  [SPEAKER_01]: I was like, just up a road in this.
• 12:32
  [SPEAKER_01]: I was like, I missed.
• 12:34
  [SPEAKER_00]: She goes, whoa, okay, so I'm coming back.
• 12:36
  [SPEAKER_01]: She goes, she goes, you're a bit arrested, I'm like, what?
• 12:41
  [SPEAKER_01]: She goes, because it's good.
• 12:43
  [SPEAKER_02]: There's a new red flag on your passport.
• 12:47
  [SPEAKER_02]: Old Canadians already did it.
• 12:49
  [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.
• 12:49
  [SPEAKER_01]: And I'm like, yeah, that's from those guys.
• 12:52
  [SPEAKER_01]: They told me that was gonna go on there, right?
• 12:56
  [SPEAKER_01]: You know the coolest thing about this was, I was already accepting of it and I didn't give a fuck.
• 13:01
  [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, you're just like, yeah, they did it to me.
• 13:03
  [SPEAKER_01]: So I was like, yeah, I just, she was so okay.
• 13:07
  [SPEAKER_01]: Right from when I got to the US border.
• 13:09
  [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
• 13:10
  [SPEAKER_01]: From the guys that ran out and said, hey, you're in the wrong lane.
• 13:12
  [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
• 13:13
  [SPEAKER_01]: Super friendly.
• 13:14
  [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
• 13:15
  [SPEAKER_01]: Nice treat with respect.
• 13:16
  [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
• 13:17
  [SPEAKER_01]: This lady thought I was retarded.
• 13:19
  [SPEAKER_01]: Still, still, still, still.
• 13:24
  [SPEAKER_01]: Very pleasant, right?
• 13:27
  [SPEAKER_01]: So she explains to me she goes, well since this is on you're she goes we're gonna have to extray your home more home.
• 13:32
  [SPEAKER_01]: Holy shit.
• 13:33
  [SPEAKER_01]: I don't know my okay she's like yeah so you know the right there and she goes and by the way when you get inside after your extriced done yeah she goes if they ask you you have to disclose everything yeah but yeah unless they ask you don't repeat what you just told me she said oh I wasn't bled up
• 13:54
  [SPEAKER_01]: Unless they ask you So there's this big thing you drive underneath and I have to wait my turn and lady comes up to my door first And she's okay, you're just gonna follow me.
• 14:03
  [SPEAKER_01]: I'm gonna do this.
• 14:03
  [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, so I go through it and then after I'm done She gives me peace of paper it gives me all the stuff I needed because you have a wonderful day super nice.
• 14:11
  [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, pull over there.
• 14:12
  [SPEAKER_01]: Okay pull over.
• 14:13
  [SPEAKER_01]: I got my shit.
• 14:14
  [SPEAKER_01]: I go inside I wait.
• 14:16
  [SPEAKER_00]: I get help
• 14:18
  [SPEAKER_01]: had first a guy was a bit stern and he's like, hey, have a seat here.
• 14:22
  [SPEAKER_01]: I'll look after this.
• 14:22
  [SPEAKER_01]: I'm going to go inspect your motorhome.
• 14:24
  [SPEAKER_01]: So he goes and inspects it like half an hour later.
• 14:26
  [SPEAKER_01]: Yes, back.
• 14:28
  [SPEAKER_01]: And he goes, sorry.
• 14:30
  [SPEAKER_01]: Before he went out, he's seen, he has my passport.
• 14:34
  [SPEAKER_01]: He has all my stuff.
• 14:34
  [SPEAKER_01]: It's the go and you put all your information on these little trays.
• 14:37
  [SPEAKER_01]: Okay.
• 14:37
  [SPEAKER_01]: And they take it out of the tray and then they look through it all.
• 14:39
  [SPEAKER_01]: No.
• 14:40
  [SPEAKER_01]: Or in my passport and do all the things.
• 14:41
  [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
• 14:42
  [SPEAKER_01]: He comes and gives him back my passport and he's like,
• 14:44
  [SPEAKER_01]: He's like you're from Regina and he's like how do you say your name and I told him I said my name Yeah, you didn't need the bullshit with me.
• 14:50
  [SPEAKER_01]: He was being friendly.
• 14:52
  [SPEAKER_01]: He goes out Check seat comes back in looks at me goes you oh my god.
• 14:58
  [SPEAKER_01]: He goes what a great pie
• 15:02
  [SPEAKER_01]: No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
• 15:20
  [SPEAKER_02]: It was what you mean.
• 15:26
  [SPEAKER_02]: I was like You might have been sitting yeah, I was just like I didn't I didn't care That's such a long fucking
• 15:38
  [SPEAKER_01]: I just told him I said that's not the right bill sale.
• 15:40
  [SPEAKER_01]: I should've been 33.
• 15:41
  [SPEAKER_01]: I'm sitting in a wrong one So he goes, why'd you do that?
• 15:45
  [SPEAKER_01]: I said, well, I had to have everything here 72 hours ahead of time I didn't even see yet.
• 15:48
  [SPEAKER_01]: I want to get it for 10.
• 15:49
  [SPEAKER_01]: I thought I'd send it in like I don't want to go out here.
• 15:51
  [SPEAKER_00]: Oh good thing.
• 15:52
  [SPEAKER_01]: He was he was okay That's fine.
• 15:54
  [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, he was we don't care anyways.
• 15:56
  [SPEAKER_01]: There's no taxes the other the other side but your dick
• 15:59
  [SPEAKER_01]: You're not kidding.
• 16:00
  [SPEAKER_01]: I was like, oh, you can't be.
• 16:02
  [SPEAKER_01]: I was like, you're looking to the outside.
• 16:03
  [SPEAKER_01]: You're trying what a pity goes.
• 16:05
  [SPEAKER_01]: He looks at me because.
• 16:06
  [SPEAKER_01]: Oh, shit.
• 16:07
  [SPEAKER_01]: I said, yeah, man.
• 16:09
  [SPEAKER_01]: Oh my god.
• 16:11
  [SPEAKER_01]: Super nice.
• 16:12
  [SPEAKER_01]: Unbelievable.
• 16:15
  [SPEAKER_01]: He gave me a comment.
• 16:16
  [SPEAKER_01]: He goes, well, even at 33 is a good deal.
• 16:18
  [SPEAKER_01]: Because I've only ever seen two of these.
• 16:20
  [SPEAKER_01]: The third one I've ever seen.
• 16:21
  [SPEAKER_01]: No, one with the left.
• 16:22
  [SPEAKER_01]: One was like a million bucks.
• 16:24
  [SPEAKER_00]: He was crazy.
• 16:25
  [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.
• 16:25
  [SPEAKER_00]: He was the other one paid more than you.
• 16:26
  [SPEAKER_00]: And it was kind of a piece of shit.
• 16:27
  [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.
• 16:28
  [SPEAKER_01]: He goes, you know, I look at the coverage.
• 16:30
  [SPEAKER_01]: Because I look at all more homes that come through.
• 16:32
  [SPEAKER_01]: Oh, yeah.
• 16:32
  [SPEAKER_01]: He goes, he goes, he goes, he goes, he goes, he goes, he goes.
• 16:34
  [SPEAKER_01]: Good job.
• 16:35
  [SPEAKER_01]: He looks at me.
• 16:37
  [SPEAKER_01]: Okay, I'll show you what to go now.
• 16:38
  [SPEAKER_01]: Come outside.
• 16:39
  [SPEAKER_01]: I'll explain you how to get back to the Canadian side.
• 16:41
  [SPEAKER_01]: You go backwards.
• 16:42
  [SPEAKER_00]: You still have to go through them again.
• 16:44
  [SPEAKER_02]: Oh, no.
• 16:45
  [SPEAKER_02]: And there she was.
• 16:46
  [SPEAKER_02]: The girl you told off.
• 16:47
  [SPEAKER_02]: You're a bad person.
• 16:49
  [SPEAKER_01]: Oh, so yeah.
• 16:50
  [SPEAKER_01]: And here's the contrast.
• 16:52
  [SPEAKER_01]: Okay, so I go outside.
• 16:53
  [SPEAKER_01]: Do you know, so is this for your grandma or somebody?
• 16:56
  [SPEAKER_01]: What?
• 16:56
  [SPEAKER_00]: No.
• 16:57
  [SPEAKER_01]: I'm like, no, actually, he's my daughter and he's a really nice guy, he's about 65, 60 years old.
• 17:03
  [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, yeah, same as Joe, his name was Joe, his name was Joe, but it was so why, so I told my bias, I said, I've had a crazy ass, I said, I wasn't there going to buy this, it's hard travel with my daughter, I said, I didn't even know they made these things, you know, I didn't either, I said, you know, my wife got extremely sick, I mean, she almost died, like a few weeks ago.
• 17:25
  [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, and you know, I want to travel with my daughter and I know there's a really good chance I'm going to live her and I just sort of had a piffening and yeah, I'm seeing things a little bit more clearly and I know what's important.
• 17:34
  [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, I said so I sold some shit and come down buy this motor home and yeah, and I just sort of get a little sob story and why I'm down here in a in a in a very condensed version.
• 17:42
  [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, and um,
• 17:45
  [SPEAKER_01]: He wasn't answering me, turned around, fucking guy teared up.
• 17:48
  [SPEAKER_01]: No way, swear to God, we're all the shit.
• 17:51
  [SPEAKER_01]: We're outside, and he's like, waters in his eyes.
• 17:55
  [SPEAKER_01]: He's like, I'm sorry, I don't know.
• 17:57
  [SPEAKER_01]: I don't stop the first one, he's like, I'm really sorry.
• 17:59
  [SPEAKER_01]: Holy shit, he looks at me, he shakes my hand and he goes, he goes, God bless you, he goes, you are such a good guy.
• 18:06
  [SPEAKER_01]: He goes, he goes, he goes, we are honored to have you down.
• 18:10
  [SPEAKER_01]: You come anytime, did you maybe throw up?
• 18:16
  [SPEAKER_01]: No, but next time I go
• 18:18
  [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, it'll be interesting.
• 18:19
  [SPEAKER_01]: No, but I'm gonna bring them like a gift card from across like our side of the border or something or anything with my daughter and say, I don't know if you can find them, but yeah.
• 18:28
  [SPEAKER_01]: Oh, my no, who uses back there?
• 18:29
  [SPEAKER_01]: He's a main importance.
• 18:30
  [SPEAKER_01]: Oh, is it?
• 18:31
  [SPEAKER_00]: Oh, okay, cool, yeah.
• 18:32
  [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, I just felt I was like, what a nice man.
• 18:35
  [SPEAKER_01]: And what an easy contract.
• 18:36
  [SPEAKER_01]: Kind of makes Canadians look pretty bad.
• 18:38
  [SPEAKER_01]: Dude, it's a complete one.
• 18:40
  [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, it's a complete polar opposite.
• 18:43
  [SPEAKER_01]: Kramer came out.
• 18:44
  [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, fucking yeah.
• 18:45
  [SPEAKER_00]: Wow, holy.
• 18:47
  [SPEAKER_00]: Unbelievable.
• 18:48
  [SPEAKER_00]: So fuck, it'd be nice if he said don't worry about that red flag, but he said it'd be like, I'm sure when I show up there, he's got a big heart, this guy.
• 18:58
  [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
• 18:58
  [SPEAKER_01]: He tried to come off like a real heart ass at the thing.
• 19:01
  [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, but you can tell.
• 19:02
  [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.
• 19:02
  [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.
• 19:03
  [SPEAKER_00]: He's a super guy.
• 19:04
  [SPEAKER_00]: I mean, I've always got to do something.
• 19:05
  [SPEAKER_00]: That's unbelievable.
• 19:06
  [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
• 19:07
  [SPEAKER_01]: That caught me off guard.
• 19:08
  [SPEAKER_01]: I go for, I was ignoring it.
• 19:09
  [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
• 19:10
  [SPEAKER_01]: So then the Canadian side, oh, come and back.
• 19:12
  [SPEAKER_01]: Oh, boy.
• 19:13
  [SPEAKER_01]: I'm in back.
• 19:13
  [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
• 19:15
  [SPEAKER_01]: I barely fit again if I can squeak in my mirrors through.
• 19:19
  [SPEAKER_01]: I shut the motor home off.
• 19:20
  [SPEAKER_02]: I'm like, here you go, I was here yesterday.
• 19:22
  [SPEAKER_01]: Now as he was terrible, she's like, what am I going to?
• 19:25
  [SPEAKER_01]: I'm just trying to import this motor home.
• 19:26
  [SPEAKER_01]: I got, I got rake, so as of the, the lady on my right.
• 19:30
  [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.
• 19:31
  [SPEAKER_00]: Um, because you're talking under the laughter course.
• 19:33
  [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, yeah.
• 19:34
  [SPEAKER_01]: So it's, it's, is the, is the older lady that was read me to write out.
• 19:38
  [SPEAKER_01]: Oh, right.
• 19:38
  [SPEAKER_01]: Right.
• 19:39
  [SPEAKER_01]: Oh, my God.
• 19:40
  [SPEAKER_01]: One that I like better if you can imagine.
• 19:42
  [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.
• 19:43
  [SPEAKER_00]: At least she was a person.
• 19:44
  [SPEAKER_00]: The, the least of all evils.
• 19:46
  [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.
• 19:46
  [SPEAKER_01]: She just spelled it out, which was fine.
• 19:48
  [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
• 19:48
  [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
• 19:48
  [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
• 19:49
  [SPEAKER_01]: Someone I was like, so I just looked at the lady.
• 19:51
  [SPEAKER_01]: She's, she's, she's, she's, she's, she's, she's, she's, she's, she's, she's, she's, she's, she's, she's, she's, she's, she's, she's, she's, she's, she's, she's, she's, she's, she's, she's, she's,
• 20:02
  [SPEAKER_02]: He said, that jump is what he does.
• 20:04
  [SPEAKER_02]: You just didn't give a fuck it.
• 20:05
  [SPEAKER_02]: Oh, what are you gonna say?
• 20:06
  [SPEAKER_01]: What's wrong with saying that?
• 20:07
  [SPEAKER_01]: It's true.
• 20:07
  [SPEAKER_01]: They're not fucked up.
• 20:08
  [SPEAKER_01]: I'm so bad.
• 20:10
  [SPEAKER_01]: I tried to misrepresent the prices.
• 20:12
  [SPEAKER_01]: More room.
• 20:12
  [SPEAKER_01]: I put a huge fucking fine.
• 20:13
  [SPEAKER_01]: Is it good?
• 20:14
  [SPEAKER_01]: Now I just wanted to... You have a side again.
• 20:17
  [SPEAKER_01]: Now I'm back here again.
• 20:17
  [SPEAKER_01]: I said, so you want me to go there?
• 20:18
  [SPEAKER_01]: And I'll do it.
• 20:19
  [SPEAKER_01]: Here's what a paperwork.
• 20:20
  [SPEAKER_01]: I was like, just fucking do whatever.
• 20:24
  [SPEAKER_01]: She's like, I'm really sorry to hear that.
• 20:26
  [SPEAKER_01]: And for some reason, she was actually pleasant.
• 20:28
  [SPEAKER_01]: Oh, really?
• 20:31
  [SPEAKER_02]: Oh, gee, I heard about it because they probably have beers after work now.
• 20:34
  [SPEAKER_02]: You see that fucking letter?
• 20:36
  [SPEAKER_02]: Okay, go ahead and get it.
• 20:37
  [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
• 21:00
  [SPEAKER_02]: He pointed at Mars, it's a jelly-fuck me.
• 21:02
  [SPEAKER_02]: Holy, one surprise story.
• 21:06
  [SPEAKER_01]: It wouldn't surprise me.
• 21:07
  [SPEAKER_01]: He didn't even know we're not allowed to see this thing.
• 21:09
  [SPEAKER_01]: There's a line to him.
• 21:10
  [SPEAKER_02]: It's not even bullshit.
• 21:12
  [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.
• 21:13
  [SPEAKER_02]: He could've just said fuck you.
• 21:14
  [SPEAKER_02]: We don't have to put him in jail, charge him grimly.
• 21:20
  [SPEAKER_02]: So it's snap and rubber gloves at him.
• 21:22
  [SPEAKER_02]: Oh, fuck you over there.
• 21:23
  [SPEAKER_00]: What a fucking story man.
• 21:24
  [SPEAKER_00]: What a nightmare But it worked out except for dude the extra money, but hey, that's a good thing to fucking know because Lots of people they're on to it.
• 21:33
  [SPEAKER_00]: Anyway, especially hot rods You'd do I've been through so much.
• 21:37
  [SPEAKER_00]: How stupid was I should hold you down to follow me first?
• 21:40
  [SPEAKER_00]: I think I could have talked to you out of it
• 21:42
  [SPEAKER_00]: And I had no idea it was going to be a pig.
• 21:44
  [SPEAKER_01]: You're the smartest guy, you know I should have.
• 21:46
  [SPEAKER_00]: I'm the smartest guy.
• 21:47
  [SPEAKER_00]: I know that's right.
• 21:48
  [SPEAKER_00]: Don't you know who the fuck I think I am for books!
• 21:53
  [SPEAKER_00]: Oh, God dude, what a fucking story.
• 21:56
  [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, that's why he fucking waited to tell me on this because other people enjoy this too and it's a good lesson for people.
• 22:01
  [SPEAKER_00]: Don't fucking do it.
• 22:03
  [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.
• 22:03
  [SPEAKER_00]: You know, just take the little hip because what was it going to be the difference between 10 and 33, 23, 23,000?
• 22:08
  [SPEAKER_00]: Oh, what if 400 bucks, dude?
• 22:10
  [SPEAKER_01]: I would have known, I would have saved like 3500 bucks.
• 22:14
  [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, 3500 bucks.
• 22:14
  [SPEAKER_00]: So instead, cost you an extra 10.
• 22:18
  [SPEAKER_00]: But it is.
• 22:19
  [SPEAKER_00]: No, no, no.
• 22:20
  [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, because you paid $13,700, right?
• 22:23
  [SPEAKER_01]: It cost me an extra 13,783 dollars on top.
• 22:29
  [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, so yeah, but you know what honestly I haven't seen the inside of them on them, but I saw those pictures and I didn't know what the black thing on the sun I asked you, but the fuck is that black thing on the side?
• 22:40
  [SPEAKER_00]: Oh, that's the lift.
• 22:41
  [SPEAKER_00]: I mean, I think you still got a really good deal.
• 22:43
  [SPEAKER_00]: It's really nice.
• 22:44
  [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, yeah, I think, but anyway, woulda didn't expect that.
• 22:49
  [SPEAKER_01]: How do I know and I mean I if somebody said you want a 13,000 more for the mortal My wouldn't have bought it.
• 22:55
  [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, yeah, that's true in a way, but that's true So it'll happen for a reason.
• 22:59
  [SPEAKER_01]: It's okay.
• 23:00
  [SPEAKER_00]: It's it's a learning experience dude I you better get that well of course you will go to the states before we go if we go back to If I can rebel capitalists it becomes a Texas if it comes a Texas I want to go again I don't know if I'll go back to
• 23:10
  [SPEAKER_00]: or I might just drive down there.
• 23:12
  [SPEAKER_00]: Well, to Texas?
• 23:14
  [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, I think Road Travels.
• 23:15
  [SPEAKER_01]: Let's stay down there for a couple of weeks.
• 23:16
  [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, that'd be cool, right?
• 23:17
  [SPEAKER_01]: Hopefully I don't.
• 23:18
  [SPEAKER_00]: Who do some fishing down there?
• 23:19
  [SPEAKER_00]: Well, I'll fly down there.
• 23:20
  [SPEAKER_00]: I'm not going to go on a two-week fucking thing and fucking motor home with it.
• 23:24
  [SPEAKER_01]: Sorry, it's a queen bed, man.
• 23:25
  [SPEAKER_01]: You guys lost a lot of stuff.
• 23:26
  [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, right.
• 23:26
  [SPEAKER_00]: The next thing you don't know is, yeah, Joe Biden.
• 23:28
  [SPEAKER_02]: Joe Biden, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no
• 23:40
  [SPEAKER_00]: But it'll be good if you I want to make sure you go over a few times before I fly with you I'm not gonna get drug in the back because you're red flag and you don't admit they might be like you do idiots We got separate tickets you just gonna be ahead of me.
• 23:58
  [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, that's true, and then we'll wait because that happened.
• 24:00
  [SPEAKER_00]: We went down after
• 24:01
  [SPEAKER_00]: All right, my friend Diane and Smithy's first wife there, would she pass the way we took him down to Shep's parents at a condo down in Palm Springs.
• 24:11
  [SPEAKER_00]: So we went down for like 10 days or something.
• 24:13
  [SPEAKER_00]: We just call for every day and just get him away from it all because it was She died of cancer, right?
• 24:18
  [SPEAKER_00]: So it was a shitty thing
• 24:20
  [SPEAKER_00]: But we went down there and of course, I don't know for some reason.
• 24:22
  [SPEAKER_00]: I don't know if it's the way I look But I usually get pulled off to the side never into the rooms into the separate rooms.
• 24:28
  [SPEAKER_00]: I'm gonna have a problem Yeah, yeah, no we go through but a lot of times.
• 24:31
  [SPEAKER_00]: I don't know what it is So I get kind of pulled off to the side and then the fucking guy starts grilling me I tell him exactly why we're coming down here and then he's kind of fucking I don't give me a hard time
• 24:43
  [SPEAKER_00]: And I'm like, hey man, I'm just telling you, this is what we're doing.
• 24:45
  [SPEAKER_00]: We're going to go down, we're going to do a bunch of golfing or buddy's wife died and whatever.
• 24:49
  [SPEAKER_00]: And he was a real dick and a fucking American.
• 24:52
  [SPEAKER_00]: It was going through a deal of American side, a older guy.
• 24:54
  [SPEAKER_00]: And I see my other two of the other guys, they just whip right through like nothing.
• 24:58
  [SPEAKER_00]: I just got, I picked the wrong guy, excuse me, or he came up at the wrong time for me.
• 25:02
  [SPEAKER_00]: So I'm like, I'm there for a while.
• 25:05
  [SPEAKER_00]: Trying to talk to this guy like what the hell and so finally I get through it I'm like okay, and he's like go ahead and okay, so I leave and so I go get through there And the screening and all that shit and then I go find the boys of course go to the bar I find the first bar there.
• 25:20
  [SPEAKER_00]: They are
• 25:21
  [SPEAKER_00]: So I'm like, oh, I'm sorry, boy, sorry.
• 25:23
  [SPEAKER_00]: I'm fucking late.
• 25:23
  [SPEAKER_00]: I got held up there.
• 25:24
  [SPEAKER_00]: They were really grilling me and They're like, oh, yeah, and I go where's Smitty?
• 25:29
  [SPEAKER_00]: Those fuckies, not here yet.
• 25:30
  [SPEAKER_00]: I'm like, are you kidding?
• 25:31
  [SPEAKER_00]: Because I was I was probably held up there for over 15 minutes Was it pretty long time for those guys to I thought he was gonna say you better go over in the back room or something at one point.
• 25:40
  [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, and
• 25:41
  [SPEAKER_00]: I'm like, hey seriously go tell you not here.
• 25:44
  [SPEAKER_00]: Well, fuck we're waiting and it's starting to get close to the flight like within a half an hour.
• 25:48
  [SPEAKER_00]: And I go, I don't know what are we going to do or we're going to have to leave them.
• 25:52
  [SPEAKER_00]: If you're like, I don't know what's going on.
• 25:54
  [SPEAKER_00]: Finally, I'm having a beer and I look and I see him walk it and he's walking like where this fucking legs open.
• 25:59
  [SPEAKER_00]: He's stuck.
• 26:00
  [SPEAKER_00]: Oh, tender.
• 26:01
  [SPEAKER_00]: He's joking.
• 26:02
  [SPEAKER_00]: He was joking.
• 26:03
  [SPEAKER_00]: But I go, what the fuck do you like?
• 26:05
  [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, we're going to have to hustle to the gate now.
• 26:07
  [SPEAKER_00]: And I go, what happened?
• 26:09
  [SPEAKER_00]: And I guess what happened to him, he's talking to the guy, so it goes, what's your point of your trip and all this stuff?
• 26:14
  [SPEAKER_00]: He talked up?
• 26:14
  [SPEAKER_00]: No, no, he told him what we were doing.
• 26:16
  [SPEAKER_00]: We're going golfing my wife died this and that sees that he's a carpenter, he told him or something.
• 26:20
  [SPEAKER_00]: Oh, you're going down there to work and he's, we're only going for 10 days.
• 26:24
  [SPEAKER_00]: We're not going to work and we're just going golfing our buddy's parents have a condo or a house they actually had.
• 26:30
  [SPEAKER_00]: It was pretty nice.
• 26:31
  [SPEAKER_00]: And the guy's growing them.
• 26:32
  [SPEAKER_00]: And then all of a sudden, there and says, I'm talking to him and then he blurt's out.
• 26:36
  [SPEAKER_00]: why do you tell me at a criminal record and he's like what he goes well you didn't ask me he goes yeah I did he goes well you didn't and uh... he says I did so and then there's a hell okay fine he goes when i was eighteen i got a fucking in part because he used to be criminal right getting a peri charge way back when he said i'm peri charge he goes yeah well you should told me because we'll get
• 26:54
  [SPEAKER_00]: Honestly, he didn't ask me and he got his argument with him.
• 26:57
  [SPEAKER_00]: So he got sent to the room and he said when he was in there He sits down and he's like, oh, fuck this is bullshit.
• 27:03
  [SPEAKER_00]: And sitting there waiting and he looks and there's a couple people that look like they might have tried to run the border You know illegally or something and they're kind of crying and
• 27:12
  [SPEAKER_00]: And he's looking around.
• 27:12
  [SPEAKER_00]: He says, there's this guy beside him about two chairs over.
• 27:15
  [SPEAKER_00]: He looks at him.
• 27:16
  [SPEAKER_00]: And the fucking sweat is just running down.
• 27:18
  [SPEAKER_00]: So he's smuggling something or something, and finally he said, these two guys all went like black suits pretty much.
• 27:24
  [SPEAKER_00]: He said, they can't you come here and they take him and then he tells the story again.
• 27:27
  [SPEAKER_00]: He says, this is what happened.
• 27:29
  [SPEAKER_00]: And then they said, OK, they fixed that.
• 27:31
  [SPEAKER_00]: Sometimes those guys up front can be a little bit much, right?
• 27:34
  [SPEAKER_00]: And so we made it and everything.
• 27:36
  [SPEAKER_00]: But yeah, he got pulled off of the side.
• 27:38
  [SPEAKER_00]: Scary.
• 27:38
  [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, yeah for sure for sure.
• 27:41
  [SPEAKER_01]: Now my 18 year old is one to that.
• 27:42
  [SPEAKER_00]: I We have to do a two-part or if you're gonna tell that story.
• 27:46
  [SPEAKER_00]: You know, yeah, we could I could just uh with time is it?
• 27:50
  [SPEAKER_00]: Well, maybe you should come back and tell that story.
• 27:52
  [SPEAKER_00]: We need to get going back.
• 27:53
  [SPEAKER_00]: Oh my coming back.
• 27:54
  [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah Come back.
• 27:56
  [SPEAKER_00]: Come back.
• 27:58
  [SPEAKER_00]: What time is it?
• 27:58
  [SPEAKER_00]: I don't know
• 28:00
  [SPEAKER_00]: I want to eat this one sometimes.
• 28:02
  [SPEAKER_00]: Oh, it's 4, 4, 3.
• 28:04
  [SPEAKER_00]: It's wrapper up or anyone tell that story, we can tell them.
• 28:07
  [SPEAKER_00]: OK, so Tristan, I'm sure.
• 28:09
  [SPEAKER_00]: Why not?
• 28:10
  [SPEAKER_00]: This is all in a month.
• 28:11
  [SPEAKER_00]: Mind you.
• 28:12
  [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
• 28:15
  [SPEAKER_01]: Four days ago?
• 28:15
  [SPEAKER_00]: Fast Thursday.
• 28:17
  [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.
• 28:17
  [SPEAKER_01]: Last Thursdays.
• 28:18
  [SPEAKER_01]: Last Thursdays.
• 28:20
  [SPEAKER_01]: My son's going down to Utah.
• 28:22
  [SPEAKER_01]: Buy himself, doesn't know a soul.
• 28:24
  [SPEAKER_01]: Doesn't know one person.
• 28:26
  [SPEAKER_01]: Spoke to the coach once on the phone.
• 28:30
  [SPEAKER_01]: Today's paperwork.
• 28:31
  [SPEAKER_01]: The school sends them everything you need for immigration.
• 28:33
  [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
• 28:34
  [SPEAKER_01]: Um, fucking fast forward away.
• 28:37
  [SPEAKER_01]: Go, so I dropped him off at the Heal-O-Boot.
• 28:38
  [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
• 28:39
  [SPEAKER_01]: Takes his Gitties, takes his guide train, goes and meets a little blonde girl at the airport.
• 28:44
  [SPEAKER_01]: He'll do a bunch of time.
• 28:46
  [SPEAKER_01]: Goes to, uh,
• 28:48
  [SPEAKER_01]: Was it United Airlines?
• 28:49
  [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
• 28:50
  [SPEAKER_01]: Checks his bag.
• 28:52
  [SPEAKER_01]: He's up.
• 28:53
  [SPEAKER_01]: He's up with that girl a bit.
• 28:54
  [SPEAKER_01]: He goes through security, goes through customs.
• 28:59
  [SPEAKER_01]: And then I said, call him when you get your gate.
• 29:01
  [SPEAKER_01]: He's not calling me.
• 29:04
  [SPEAKER_01]: So I finally calls me.
• 29:06
  [SPEAKER_01]: The flight was at 220.
• 29:09
  [SPEAKER_01]: And it's quarter to two.
• 29:14
  [SPEAKER_01]: He calls me like, dad, I'm fucked, I'm screwed, I'm like, what do you mean?
• 29:18
  [SPEAKER_01]: He goes home in the back room here on the American side, that customs, and he says that there's a missing form.
• 29:25
  [SPEAKER_01]: The school didn't send me because I went through my emails, I can't find the form.
• 29:29
  [SPEAKER_01]: because I'm sure they didn't send it.
• 29:30
  [SPEAKER_01]: I was like, well, call the school as a girl, but I've been trying to call the school.
• 29:33
  [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
• 29:34
  [SPEAKER_01]: Oh my god boy.
• 29:35
  [SPEAKER_01]: I was a call your coach.
• 29:36
  [SPEAKER_01]: So he got his numbers.
• 29:37
  [SPEAKER_01]: I was a number.
• 29:38
  [SPEAKER_01]: I was a call your coach, man.
• 29:40
  [SPEAKER_01]: So he's a little nervous of call calls coach.
• 29:43
  [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.
• 29:43
  [SPEAKER_01]: You know, because it started somewhere down there.
• 29:45
  [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, oh my god.
• 29:46
  [SPEAKER_01]: Just fucking call your coach, man.
• 29:48
  [SPEAKER_01]: He's supposed to, here's another thing.
• 29:49
  [SPEAKER_01]: He sent this, I didn't really read it.
• 29:51
  [SPEAKER_01]: And that's only once he had a teary neary and a trip his book, and he book a shuttle.
• 29:55
  [SPEAKER_01]: It takes you from Salt Lake City down to Richfield
• 29:59
  [SPEAKER_01]: Two is three hour drive.
• 30:00
  [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, boy sends it in and the shuttle doesn't take them the shuttle He runs till 730, but you don't know that until you send your engineering So stupid, so it's coach said don't worry.
• 30:08
  [SPEAKER_01]: I'll come pick you up.
• 30:08
  [SPEAKER_01]: That's decent.
• 30:09
  [SPEAKER_01]: So great, but it's still late, right?
• 30:10
  [SPEAKER_01]: The coach is gonna pick him up at 940.
• 30:12
  [SPEAKER_00]: Great, right?
• 30:15
  [SPEAKER_00]: 940?
• 30:15
  [SPEAKER_00]: I think that one.
• 30:16
  [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, they go as 940.
• 30:17
  [SPEAKER_01]: Okay.
• 30:18
  [SPEAKER_01]: So, get your shit done, I hang up, then it's already, fuck, it's too clogged.
• 30:25
  [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, but you have to get that paper worker something.
• 30:27
  [SPEAKER_01]: Calls me again, because Dad, I got a whole coach, because I was running up to the school or that lady's place, the tracker down the secretary, administration, lady, whatever, to get that of the paper.
• 30:37
  [SPEAKER_01]: I guess it didn't get sent.
• 30:39
  [SPEAKER_01]: I was like, okay, well, that's all I'm getting taking care of.
• 30:41
  [SPEAKER_01]: You take your boarding pass and you go show that guy.
• 30:45
  [SPEAKER_01]: See, just tell you to let you on the fucking plane.
• 30:47
  [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.
• 30:48
  [SPEAKER_01]: You can deal with this when you're down there.
• 30:50
  [SPEAKER_01]: I mean, had you not had any school paperwork, etc.
• 30:52
  [SPEAKER_01]: You're allowed to go down there for a holiday.
• 30:54
  [SPEAKER_01]: Right?
• 30:55
  [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
• 30:56
  [SPEAKER_01]: And I told you like he went up there where I was on film.
• 30:59
  [SPEAKER_01]: He's like, he's like, excuse me, he's like, so everything's going to happen here.
• 31:01
  [SPEAKER_01]: He's like, but I got to get on that plane.
• 31:03
  [SPEAKER_01]: If you look at my boarding pass, I got to get on that, you know, a fly is like, they're boarding.
• 31:07
  [SPEAKER_01]: And he, he looks like, oh, don't worry about that.
• 31:10
  [SPEAKER_01]: He goes, you're, you're definitely not getting on that flight.
• 31:13
  [SPEAKER_02]: Oh, no.
• 31:14
  [SPEAKER_02]: I don't know.
• 31:14
  [SPEAKER_02]: I'm like, what?
• 31:16
  [SPEAKER_01]: He was freaking out.
• 31:18
  [SPEAKER_01]: He was always flying.
• 31:19
  [SPEAKER_02]: Oh, I just talked to those crew.
• 31:22
  [SPEAKER_01]: It is what it is, relax yourself.
• 31:23
  [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, yeah.
• 31:23
  [SPEAKER_01]: It's not that you can do.
• 31:24
  [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
• 31:26
  [SPEAKER_01]: So then he calls me again, like five minutes.
• 31:27
  [SPEAKER_01]: There's a dad there, asked for to me out.
• 31:29
  [SPEAKER_01]: He's getting fucking asked for it.
• 31:32
  [SPEAKER_02]: What about your nose?
• 31:33
  [SPEAKER_02]: Hang up your phone.
• 31:34
  [SPEAKER_02]: I know.
• 31:35
  [SPEAKER_02]: So he asked for it in the mouth of the airport.
• 31:38
  [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.
• 31:39
  [UNKNOWN]: Holy fuck.
• 31:40
  [SPEAKER_02]: I wonder if anything to do with your red flag?
• 31:43
  [SPEAKER_01]: No.
• 31:44
  [SPEAKER_01]: No.
• 31:45
  [SPEAKER_02]: Oh, put your head.
• 31:46
  [SPEAKER_01]: Oh, it sucks.
• 31:48
  [SPEAKER_01]: So he's losing it, I'm like, hey, well, then maybe he had 20 minutes later, he was dead, send me a picture of your signature.
• 31:57
  [SPEAKER_01]: I'm like, okay, you got the form, he's like, yep, I got the forms.
• 32:01
  [SPEAKER_01]: He's got a film out, and then I can go back through, and I've everything I need.
• 32:05
  [SPEAKER_01]: I'm like, okay, so I sent a picture and I'm thinking, wait a minute.
• 32:08
  [SPEAKER_01]: They know I'm not fucking there, right?
• 32:10
  [SPEAKER_01]: They're not going to know you forged my signature.
• 32:12
  [SPEAKER_01]: He's like, I'll just put my phone on bright and trace over it.
• 32:14
  [SPEAKER_01]: I'm like, no, no, no.
• 32:16
  [SPEAKER_01]: I was like, I call him back.
• 32:17
  [SPEAKER_01]: I'm like, hey, send it to me.
• 32:19
  [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, good thing.
• 32:20
  [SPEAKER_01]: I'll send it back to you.
• 32:22
  [SPEAKER_01]: He's like, well, already got United Airlines to print it off for me.
• 32:25
  [SPEAKER_01]: I'm like, we'll get back in line.
• 32:26
  [SPEAKER_01]: We'll print off another one.
• 32:27
  [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
• 32:27
  [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.
• 32:29
  [SPEAKER_01]: So that's what he does.
• 32:30
  [SPEAKER_01]: He gets it all taken care of.
• 32:31
  [SPEAKER_01]: He's like, I got to book another flight.
• 32:33
  [SPEAKER_01]: I'm like, hey, well, it was more than 12 in a box.
• 32:36
  [SPEAKER_01]: I'm fucking driving you.
• 32:37
  [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
• 32:37
  [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
• 32:37
  [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
• 32:38
  [SPEAKER_01]: I'm not pulling this shit again.
• 32:39
  [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.
• 32:40
  [SPEAKER_01]: So he goes to the desk.
• 32:42
  [SPEAKER_01]: I can, I said, just, I got my credit card here.
• 32:45
  [SPEAKER_01]: Just, just start talking.
• 32:46
  [SPEAKER_01]: See what's going on.
• 32:47
  [SPEAKER_01]: So yeah.
• 32:47
  [SPEAKER_01]: It was like a love and a hundred bucks or something, but they found one.
• 32:52
  [SPEAKER_01]: There was like three seats available from Vancouver to Colorado and two seats available from Colorado, it's a Salt Lake City, like K Cool.
• 33:01
  [SPEAKER_01]: Yep.
• 33:01
  [SPEAKER_01]: The chair was a wait a minute, no, 80 other, the other lady that was getting the print comes back.
• 33:05
  [SPEAKER_01]: She's like, did you get it all figured it was like, yeah, and it looks like there's a room and I better buy no ticket and she goes, don't worry about it honey.
• 33:12
  [SPEAKER_01]: I'll just book this for you and you don't have to pay.
• 33:15
  [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, you already paid once you've had a hard day.
• 33:17
  [SPEAKER_00]: Holy shit man, yeah, and then social let him go.
• 33:21
  [SPEAKER_00]: That's awesome.
• 33:21
  [SPEAKER_00]: So there's a good feeling story So that was nice of her super nice.
• 33:25
  [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
• 33:44
  [SPEAKER_00]: I just hope that shoulder and everything fucking holds up.
• 33:47
  [SPEAKER_00]: Good.
• 33:47
  [SPEAKER_01]: Me too.
• 33:48
  [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, because like you were saying there's a lot of fucking wrestling Oh, yeah, yeah, like they don't fuck around.
• 33:53
  [SPEAKER_01]: It's like he's at practice right now as we speak.
• 33:55
  [SPEAKER_01]: Oh, yeah I like that he still calls me.
• 33:58
  [SPEAKER_01]: He'll call me after practice.
• 33:59
  [SPEAKER_01]: Let me know.
• 33:59
  [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, that's cool.
• 34:00
  [SPEAKER_01]: He's gonna have to wrestle off With the top guys, of course.
• 34:05
  [SPEAKER_01]: Oh, say who's the starter?
• 34:07
  [SPEAKER_01]: Oh That's funny because how many on the team do you know?
• 34:11
  [SPEAKER_01]: I don't know the whole roster.
• 34:12
  [SPEAKER_01]: I know there's three guys at his weight.
• 34:14
  [SPEAKER_01]: Okay.
• 34:15
  [SPEAKER_01]: They recruited three for his weight Okay, there's two all the three new guys.
• 34:19
  [SPEAKER_01]: Oh, there's there's four there's four guys But one apparently is going up.
• 34:23
  [SPEAKER_01]: Oh, okay, and there's two guys that have already wrestled the full year down there who were the starters last year Right, and he's got the rest off against them.
• 34:30
  [SPEAKER_01]: He was showing me them isn't he didn't know before he left But he took it the roster look at matches look at their credentials.
• 34:35
  [SPEAKER_01]: They're quite good stuff.
• 34:36
  [SPEAKER_01]: We're gonna find it.
• 34:38
  [SPEAKER_01]: Oh, yeah
• 34:39
  [SPEAKER_01]: And then he, they reached out through social media saying something.
• 34:42
  [SPEAKER_01]: He said, quote, dad, come on up to scrap this guy hurt.
• 34:45
  [SPEAKER_01]: I'm like, yeah, of course you are here in the Russell.
• 34:47
  [SPEAKER_00]: But what's the weight span, say, for his weight class?
• 34:50
  [SPEAKER_01]: Because I believe it goes from, he's 141.
• 34:54
  [SPEAKER_01]: The next weight class is 149.
• 34:56
  [SPEAKER_00]: Okay, so eight pounds, but I mean, that can make a bit of a difference, but hopefully a big difference.
• 35:01
  [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, hopefully he can.
• 35:02
  [SPEAKER_01]: So anyway, the guy he's got to wrestle off is his roommate.
• 35:07
  [SPEAKER_01]: Oh fuck hey, like it, maybe a little, they were hanging out last night, so he's down in Richfield and I guess the Naurin North is the other campus is called Ephraim Ephraim.
• 35:18
  [SPEAKER_00]: Oh, there's two campuses.
• 35:19
  [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
• 35:20
  [SPEAKER_00]: Oh, okay.
• 35:21
  [SPEAKER_00]: And that's what I grew early.
• 35:21
  [SPEAKER_00]: It's been chatting up.
• 35:22
  [SPEAKER_00]: Usually I went to see her a lot.
• 35:23
  [SPEAKER_00]: Oh, she's from that school and he's from the other school.
• 35:26
  [SPEAKER_00]: Okay.
• 35:27
  [SPEAKER_01]: And she lives in Gunnison.
• 35:28
  [SPEAKER_01]: Gunnison's right in between Richfield and small town.
• 35:31
  [SPEAKER_01]: Ephraim.
• 35:32
  [SPEAKER_00]: Right.
• 35:33
  [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.
• 35:33
  [SPEAKER_00]: Cool.
• 35:34
  [SPEAKER_00]: Well, that's cool that they met and everything because she was Yeah, that's true.
• 35:38
  [SPEAKER_00]: Down in front of her.
• 35:38
  [SPEAKER_00]: And that was like, back I made.
• 35:40
  [SPEAKER_01]: I didn't know he needed betting.
• 35:41
  [SPEAKER_01]: I didn't really know what he needed for the dorms.
• 35:43
  [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, yeah.
• 35:44
  [SPEAKER_01]: So the night he got there this guy named why he made friends with gave him blanket.
• 35:48
  [SPEAKER_01]: And then the next day he was hanging out with some other guy.
• 35:51
  [SPEAKER_01]: This 21.
• 35:51
  [SPEAKER_01]: I guess is the captain of his wrestling team.
• 35:53
  [SPEAKER_01]: Oh, cool.
• 35:54
  [SPEAKER_01]: Took him to Walmart by some goodies.
• 35:55
  [SPEAKER_01]: And then now he's got a whole.
• 35:57
  [SPEAKER_01]: He's got five guys in his room.
• 35:59
  [SPEAKER_00]: And that's his dorm room five five five roommates.
• 36:02
  [SPEAKER_01]: Four roommates five and total with him.
• 36:04
  [SPEAKER_00]: Okay.
• 36:04
  [SPEAKER_01]: They all share a bathroom Yeah, washer and dryer and a kitchen.
• 36:08
  [SPEAKER_01]: Okay, okay, and then there's One guy's got a private room and you got two guys share room, so he's in a shared room.
• 36:14
  [SPEAKER_01]: Oh, okay.
• 36:14
  [SPEAKER_01]: Okay So you're living with four other dudes, but the guy that actually sleeps right beside him.
• 36:19
  [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah He's the same weight.
• 36:21
  [SPEAKER_00]: So he's the guy.
• 36:21
  [SPEAKER_00]: He's got a wrestle off.
• 36:22
  [SPEAKER_00]: Are they all wrestlers?
• 36:23
  [SPEAKER_00]: They keep all the wrestlers in the same darn probably And the same two buildings are other wrestlers.
• 36:27
  [SPEAKER_01]: Oh, okay, right.
• 36:28
  [SPEAKER_01]: So then he's in his other guy card as room
• 36:30
  [SPEAKER_01]: He's already got a shit on her friends.
• 36:31
  [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, that's awesome.
• 36:32
  [SPEAKER_01]: He's never a dumb woman.
• 36:33
  [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, no, he's a good kid, man.
• 36:35
  [SPEAKER_00]: He's friendly and funny.
• 36:36
  [SPEAKER_00]: He'll make friends a easy.
• 36:37
  [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, yeah.
• 36:38
  [SPEAKER_00]: That's hilarious.
• 36:39
  [SPEAKER_00]: So fuck he's got to wrestle with the fucking dude, holy fuck.
• 36:41
  [SPEAKER_00]: It's going to be...
• 36:43
  [SPEAKER_00]: Sorry.
• 36:44
  [SPEAKER_01]: Sorry, I kicked your ass one way or the other, right?
• 36:47
  [SPEAKER_01]: I think he'll beat that kid.
• 36:49
  [SPEAKER_01]: But the starter from last year was pretty fucking good.
• 36:52
  [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, he's in a different dorm.
• 36:54
  [SPEAKER_00]: You think you'd have to wrestle him?
• 36:56
  [SPEAKER_00]: You would keep working your way out.
• 36:57
  [SPEAKER_01]: Oh, they guys names Riker.
• 36:59
  [SPEAKER_00]: Oh, okay.
• 36:59
  [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, he was a fucking stud last year.
• 37:01
  [SPEAKER_01]: Oh, I believe mother fucker.
• 37:02
  [SPEAKER_01]: I'll be mother fucker.
• 37:04
  [SPEAKER_01]: You got to be tough, yeah, that ugly.
• 37:05
  [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, that's nice, that's the only thing I can do.
• 37:07
  [SPEAKER_00]: That'd be a better beat off.
• 37:09
  [SPEAKER_00]: You're going to be fightin' all the time.
• 37:11
  [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, that's hilarious.
• 37:12
  [SPEAKER_01]: No, he said he's having a blast.
• 37:13
  [SPEAKER_01]: He's having four dudes.
• 37:14
  [SPEAKER_01]: So I'm happy for him.
• 37:15
  [SPEAKER_01]: I miss him terribly, but I'm here for him.
• 37:17
  [SPEAKER_00]: Oh, yeah.
• 37:17
  [SPEAKER_00]: No, but you guys are going to go down there and I think it'll be all right.
• 37:19
  [SPEAKER_00]: That'd be cool.
• 37:20
  [SPEAKER_00]: Mm-hm.
• 37:21
  [SPEAKER_00]: Come on, little road trip.
• 37:23
  [SPEAKER_00]: But what about you won't drive the bus down every time you see him because then the winter is what it'd be is Oh, I see just went limp with that mic there.
• 37:32
  [SPEAKER_00]: I did you know What are the roads like in the winter down there's a snowy down there?
• 37:38
  [SPEAKER_00]: Because as you tell in the mountains, kind of is it down in the flats?
• 37:41
  [SPEAKER_00]: I'm not even sure, you know?
• 37:43
  [SPEAKER_00]: I've never been to you.
• 37:44
  [SPEAKER_00]: Oh, well, I just got just over.
• 37:47
  [SPEAKER_00]: It's like 6,000.
• 37:49
  [SPEAKER_00]: It's fucking way up.
• 37:50
  [SPEAKER_00]: Oh, it's way up there.
• 37:50
  [SPEAKER_00]: Okay, so yeah, there's snow.
• 37:51
  [SPEAKER_01]: It's good for his training.
• 37:52
  [SPEAKER_00]: You'll have to be getting fucking chains for the bus.
• 37:55
  [SPEAKER_00]: I got chains.
• 37:55
  [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, perfect.
• 37:57
  [SPEAKER_01]: I don't know if I want to go down there in December, but I probably will.
• 38:00
  [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, but definitely October.
• 38:02
  [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, oh yeah October.
• 38:03
  [SPEAKER_00]: Oh October.
• 38:04
  [SPEAKER_00]: You can drive it.
• 38:04
  [SPEAKER_00]: It'll be a beautiful drive.
• 38:05
  [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, it'll be awesome.
• 38:07
  [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, that's cool The elevation I looked at it and people go there to train specifically for endurance sports because it's something to do Your kidneys kick in and it like you know people train at elevations to go.
• 38:18
  [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, they're endurance.
• 38:19
  [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah Well, it helps her to be a long-lost.
• 38:21
  [SPEAKER_00]: So I only spot hot
• 38:22
  [SPEAKER_01]: That's also caught in Colorado, which is right beside him, and it's only hired by a couple hundred feet So he's way up there.
• 38:29
  [SPEAKER_00]: Holy fuck it.
• 38:30
  [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, it's way above sea level as he said anything about us a little bit harder to breathe here Yeah, or anything.
• 38:35
  [SPEAKER_01]: No, no.
• 38:36
  [SPEAKER_00]: No, he's a thousand feet high.
• 38:38
  [SPEAKER_00]: I've ever been a 16,800 and something feet here and in Peru Over a different.
• 38:46
  [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, you did.
• 38:47
  [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, I could feel I and I said to like, yeah, we had a guide there
• 38:51
  [SPEAKER_01]: elevation of Richfield, Utah.
• 38:53
  [SPEAKER_00]: We had a guide there, and I wanted to run.
• 38:58
  [SPEAKER_00]: I said, I'm going to run down to that rock and back.
• 39:01
  [SPEAKER_00]: Oh, really?
• 39:01
  [SPEAKER_00]: And he said, no, no, no, you're not.
• 39:03
  [SPEAKER_00]: He wouldn't let me do it.
• 39:04
  [SPEAKER_00]: He says, you feel like you're because I didn't feel that bad.
• 39:07
  [SPEAKER_00]: Like lots of people on the bus, like we're on a small bus, like, you know, like one of them handy-dark buses, maybe.
• 39:14
  [SPEAKER_01]: Fuck, is this?
• 39:14
  [SPEAKER_01]: I don't know how to label.
• 39:16
  [SPEAKER_01]: Answer it.
• 39:21
  [SPEAKER_00]: Robby Good buddy, you're alive.
• 39:26
  [SPEAKER_00]: You're alive Joe bears here doing a little podcast.
• 39:29
  [SPEAKER_00]: He's got some good funny stories What's going on with you bro?
• 39:37
  [SPEAKER_00]: There you go.
• 39:38
  [SPEAKER_00]: There you go Yeah, I Joe bear just stop back from coming from the name also I'm right on the air you are too right now
• 39:50
  [SPEAKER_00]: It scares you, fuck.
• 39:53
  [SPEAKER_00]: I'm waiting for your hand to come on grab the fucking mic here Can I give you a call back bro?
• 40:01
  [SPEAKER_00]: We're just gonna wrap it up here Okay, okay, bye
• 40:08
  [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, so that's cool man.
• 40:11
  [SPEAKER_00]: I guess we could wrap it up, eh?
• 40:13
  [SPEAKER_00]: Yep.
• 40:13
  [SPEAKER_00]: I thought that's been a long one.
• 40:14
  [SPEAKER_00]: I might have to too part this and just piss people right off.
• 40:16
  [SPEAKER_00]: I'll stop it right before the great part.
• 40:18
  [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.
• 40:19
  [SPEAKER_01]: Guess what we're supposed to find was.
• 40:22
  [SPEAKER_00]: See you next week.
• 40:25
  [SPEAKER_00]: Right on, dude, well, thanks for coming by.
• 40:26
  [SPEAKER_00]: Thanks for sharing that story.
• 40:27
  [SPEAKER_00]: Fuck no wonder you wouldn't tell me that for two weeks.
• 40:30
  [SPEAKER_00]: Fuck, I laughed.
• 40:31
  [SPEAKER_00]: It's always good to hear it for the first time.
• 40:33
  [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.
• 40:33
  [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, yeah.
• 40:34
  [SPEAKER_01]: So anyway, you live and learn.
• 40:35
  [SPEAKER_01]: So I'll go continue.
• 40:36
  [SPEAKER_01]: Yes, exactly.
• 40:38
  [SPEAKER_01]: Exactly.
• 40:38
  [SPEAKER_01]: Fuck.
• 40:39
  [SPEAKER_01]: Right on, man, well, thanks for stopping by.
• 40:41
  [SPEAKER_01]: Okay, thanks for your later.
• 40:42
  [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, man.
• 40:43
  [SPEAKER_01]: Roger, see you.