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Tylenol Murders Mystery, Jefferson DNA, Brain Implants & AI Snacks | TMI Ep 464 · The TMI Show with Ted Rall and Manila Chan

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  you So happy Thursday, September 24th, 2026.
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  I'm Manila Chan. That'd be Ted Rall. You're tuned
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  into the Ted Manila Information Show, TMI for
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  short, because we bring you way too much information.
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  On today's show, a lot of weird stories, but
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  that's what you get here on the TMI show. Possibly,
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  Ted, very possibly, the 1982 Tylenol murders
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  cold case. potentially solved Very cool, though
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  Yeah, it's very what a weird story if true if
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  true if it if if all the evidence is correct
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  Then a historical piece that I think Robbie will
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  probably weigh in on this one a lock of Thomas
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  Jefferson's hair was Recently used to confirm
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  a lot of things that we kind of already knew
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  we all kind of knew but But now, you know, with
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  all the DNA evidence and stuff, Maury Povich
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  pops up and says, you are the daddy. You are
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  the father. And then I'm going to I'm going to
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  go ahead and just put this out there, Ted, this
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  brain computer interface thing that's happening.
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  And it's not Neuralink. It's something else.
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  But this is the future of our. Future cyborg
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  existence. I think we're all gonna turn into
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  cyborgs. I think that's fair to say I don't know
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  if Ted and I will be around and Robbie I mean,
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  we're all pretty old so Hopefully not It's not
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  gonna be for us. So, I don't know all you Jen's
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  ears and younger my kids whenever welcome to
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  your cyborg future And last we'll talk about
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  about some food another AI I don't know intervention
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  Maybe is the right way to say But I think it's
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  I think this is actually kind of a good use of
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  AI Maybe if you use it, right is that people
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  are changing their diet habits not only because
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  of the GLP ones But because now people essentially
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  have access To their own dietitian if it's used
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  the right way. I think that's kind of a kind
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  of cool kind of for AI Let's limit the use on
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  AI. May have it coach you on diet, make some
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  thumbnails for your YouTube accounts. Leave it
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  at that. I'm going to say leave it at that. And
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  before we jump into the all the news, Ted, I
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  don't know if you're in New York this week because
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  it looks like you're someplace else. But if you
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  be in New York, you got to tell me, does it does
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  it smell a little sulfurous today? I'll let you
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  know. I'll let you know tomorrow. Just do a little
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  sniff around town. Like because, you know, Benjamin
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  Netanyahu is speaking at the UNGA today. Oh,
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  right, right, right, right. Yeah. So I'm wondering
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  if the fumes have gotten to you yet. Well, that
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  could reach that could reach way up into Canada
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  and overcome the wildfire smells. I hope he's
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  assaulting Canadian with his sulfuric, acidy
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  smell, because he'll be sleeping today. Yeah,
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  and he's the moderate one. Don't forget. Well,
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  Kizzy's very happy. There's no Benjamin Dan Yahoo
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  smell here, and we've got our first snow of the
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  season. So she is very happy, very pleased. She
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  woke up this morning and said, Robbie. Like,
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  is it sitting? Oh, yeah. It's sticking. How much
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  are we talking about? Maybe maybe an eighth of
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  an inch. I mean not not a lot by minutes. It's
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  a good dusting. Yeah, so it may be gone for lunch.
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  But yeah, she's happy. She's like finally Robbie,
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  but because he loves wintertime, by the way.
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  Oh God, that's snow in my favorite. In September,
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  yeah, but but we're getting a nor 'easter and
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  the temperatures here have already cooled down
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  into the 60s. So you know for me. weak ass Californian.
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  I'm like, Oh my God, get a coat. No, get a coat.
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  It's under 60. Uh, so yeah, this is a weird climate
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  stuff, but you know, climate change is not real
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  Ted. So it's, it's just, um, all right. Let's,
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  let's get to all the news. All right. So first
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  things first, this Tylenol story. So for some
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  44 years now, investigators referred to him only
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  as the Unknown Wanderer. The well -dressed man
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  found dead inside a Catholic church in Boise,
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  Idaho, back on December 4th, 1982. He swallowed
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  cyanide, emptied his wallet, and carried a note
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  signed with this fake name, William L. Toomey.
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  He also had $1 ,900 in cash, so it was 19 $100
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  bills to be exact, and a set of like 30 keys.
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  So one might think, you know, he was like a maintenance
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  man or janitor. He had 30 keys, but no nothing
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  to identify him. Now DNA testing and some old
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  fashioned detective gumshoe work have identified
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  him as Dr. Matthew Francis Betkuski, a chemist.
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  with a disturbing interest in poison. The breakthrough
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  came after a detective re -examined one of Batusky's
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  keys. Its markings led investigators to a property
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  in Jacksonville, Florida, and eventually to a
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  surviving relative, his brother, over in Los
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  Angeles. DNA confirmed the family connection.
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  But identifying Batusky opened a much darker
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  question. Could he have been connected to those
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  still unsolved Chicago Tylenol murders. Three
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  months before his death, seven people around
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  Chicago were killed after taking extra -strength
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  Tylenol capsules filled with potassium cyanide.
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  Former colleagues reportedly remembered Betkusky
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  discussing the perfect crime. So I guess he spoke
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  to colleagues about fantasizing about the perfect
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  crime. Also, cyanide. and how poison could be
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  placed inside over -the -counter capsules. Remember,
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  this is 1982, guys, so it was a simpler time.
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  The pills didn't have the, nothing, everything
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  did not have like the extra layer of like sealing
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  inside capsules. Things were different. Yeah,
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  when you open, yeah, I mean, look, this is like,
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  this incident revolutionized the way that consumer
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  products are distributed and packaged, right?
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  I mean, now, you have to push to open the the
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  first of all this the a lot of these things are
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  in a box that's wrapped in cellophane no cellophane
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  back then um you in back then often no box uh
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  you now you have to push down and turn left Right
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  to counterclockwise to open you didn't have to
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  do that back then And uh, it just opened which
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  for old people with like arthritis Yeah, was
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  a godsend back then right? It was much easier
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  to open certainly didn't have the seal on top
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  And when you open now when you open it, it has
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  the little uh condom, you know the little the
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  little The little membrane of plastic up on top
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  that you have to sometimes on some things use
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  a knife to break it Oh, yeah, because like your
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  nail won't do it. Um, so all that shit is new.
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  It's it's contributed to You know god how many
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  god knows how many thousands of tons of landfill
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  crap, um, you know I mean it's it has changed
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  the way that we live in the same way that richard
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  reed the shoe bomber the shoe bomber The way
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  that we fly Yeah, he was the shoe bomber of that
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  era for consumer over -the -counter products.
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  So investigators also found a hand -drawn map
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  of Chicago, which is weird. Photographs. He couldn't
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  afford the AAA version that he bought at the
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  gas station back then? Tomicide or whatever.
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  Yeah, I don't know. So he drew a map of Chicago.
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  He's a cartographer, I guess, on the side. And
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  there were photographs showing him in the area
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  in 1981. and he had a bottle of homemade cyanide
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  among his belongings on his person. That last
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  part, the map doesn't mean shit to me, but the
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  homemade cyanide, who has that? Back in 1982,
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  you couldn't Google how to do it. You couldn't
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  AI how to do it. Making cyanide is actually a
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  really simple chemical process. Oh, boy, Ted.
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  We're not going to tell people. I'm not going
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  to describe how to do it, but let's just face
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  it to say. It is basically about as easy as a
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  chemical reaction as there is Really? So, you
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  know, this certainly gets the true crime antenna
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  folks twitching Like I'm sure people cannot wait
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  to produce brand new podcasts about this But
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  police are not here's the weird part. They're
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  not actually naming dr Butkuski as an actual
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  suspect the cyanide found among belongings was
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  sodium cyanide The Tylenol killer used potassium
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  cyanide. Investigators also cannot place Bacchusky
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  in Chicago when those murders actually occurred
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  in September of 1982. Yeah, but how could they?
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  It's been 44 years. I mean, it's not like there
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  was TikTok and he posted a video of himself in
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  Chicago. And I would say even the store that
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  the stuff was placed at, If you see the hotel
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  there was even a video probably out of business
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  that he stayed at and like certainly They're
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  not keeping guest records being dated back 44
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  years and most stores back then didn't even have
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  like surveillance video No, you just they didn't
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  do that back then So the evidence is really don't
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  keep it. They'd certainly wouldn't have that
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  all those old, what would they even be, Betamax
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  tapes from 44 years ago? Not even like VHS. I
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  don't know. So obviously there's some, a string
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  of evidence, but it's not really conclusive.
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  Authorities have shared their findings with police
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  in Chicago and Arlington Heights where the Tylenol
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  investigation remains open. So it is still, it's
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  cold, but it's an active investigation because
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  the trails have led on hold. It's super fascinating.
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  One mystery has finally been solved whether it
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  unlocks another remains very much an open question
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  So there are people obviously like like these
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  true crime hunter people are really really They
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  really believe like this this is the guy I mean
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  it would make sense right timing the dude is
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  a kid sounds good. Yeah, the dude was a chemist
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  so Lots of people I mean lots of people I know
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  a lot of street chemists, man Don't. I mean,
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  all I'm saying is, I mean, come on. I mean, how
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  many how many working chemists are there in the
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  US? There's got to be tens of thousands, hundreds
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  of thousands. I mean, you know. It just seems
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  like it would be a very I mean, it definitely
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  sounds like this is a guy who's well well worth
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  investigating. Why won't they even name him as
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  a suspect? I mean, I mean, not that you have
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  to. You have to know a lot Well because I mean
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  because no when when you name someone so, you
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  know They they have different they like the person
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  of interest is a lower is a lower rate a lower
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  status of suspect than a suspect When they say
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  it's a suspect the cops internally at the police
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  department and the investigators the detectives
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  They are pretty sure they have their man, right?
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  A person of interest is someone they would very
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  much like to talk to and think it's probably
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  their man. This person obviously hasn't even
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  arisen to a person of interest. This is a strong
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  lead, right? It's what this is at this stage.
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  Where would it lead to if this guy weren't it?
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  If they would lead to nothing, then it would
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  be like you're back at square one, right? Don't
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  even know where to begin because things are so
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  there's so many unsolved crimes from the late
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  70s and early 80s Like we still don't know who
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  killed aton pates, right? Like that's no Although
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  the the the authorities believe they have their
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  man, right? The yeah, but the building superintendent
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  There's also DB Cooper that case remains unsolved
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  the notorious hijacker There's a lot of, there's
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  a lot of unsolved serial killings. So, yeah,
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  no, there's, I mean, you know, it was an era.
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  It was a good time to be a serial killer back
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  then, Ted. It's a rougher, it's a rougher time
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  now with, I mean, I think it's a terrible time
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  now to be a criminal. You know, there's cameras
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  everywhere. Lock cameras everywhere. Lock cameras
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  everywhere. I mean, think about... I mean, the
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  Boise guy, we can now call him the killer, the
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  University of Idaho killer, right? Right. Smart
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  guy, criminologist, nevertheless got busted because
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  even though he was in a rural area where I'm
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  sure there are like no street cameras, no flock
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  cameras, right? There probably are now, but...
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  People had ring cameras, though. Yeah, but these
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  guys, the victims in this case didn't. They didn't,
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  but a ring camera... caught his car like in the
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  parking lot. That's true. And also he brought
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  his phone. Right. So he so his phone was triangulated
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  in the area casing the house before before the
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  crime. So it's you know, it's it's the truth
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  is the true victims these days are psychotic
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  criminals and they feel sorry for them. Yeah.
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  I think when they have their annual summit. Who
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  Manila? Who prays for the psychotic criminals?
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  Who cries for the psychotic criminals? That's
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  true. I would say they need to bring this up
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  at their annual summit, like in a cave somewhere
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  where they have their, they got to talk about
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  this and 20 stories below ground. Yeah. Like
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  how, you know, when they're Dr. Evil lair, how
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  they're going to, how, how can they continue
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  their crime spree, their murderous spree? Given
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  all of these cameras, ring doorbells everywhere.
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  What do you do? Yeah, the surveillance state
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  has made it very difficult. Big Brother has made
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  it really difficult to be a serial killer. So
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  I don't know, this one's just very, very weird.
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  But I got to say, I'm not glad that this happened
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  in order to trigger manufacturers putting extra
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  precautions, like putting extra layers of Cleanliness
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  and security over the products because Ted there
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  there are again. We're talking about, you know
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  security footage there are numerous incidents
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  of Weirdos and even celebrities Ariana Grande
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  that brings me to that memory of her on the news
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  several years ago She and like a little boyfriend
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  or her gaggle of friends were I don't know where
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  they were like I don't know. I want to say like
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  in Florida or something. And they went into like
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  a bakery and while they were waiting, they rang
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  the bell thing and waited for service. No one
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  was in the front. She started licking some of
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  the baked goods and putting it back. That's right.
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  Well, I figured that she that's probably the
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  last time she ate the crazy, the crazy gene rubbing
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  off from Pete Davidson. Oh, oh, oh, that's right.
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  Yeah, maybe. Maybe but but see this is this is
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  why I'm okay with people putting You know, I'm
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  a little I'm a smidge of a germaphobe as you
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  know I would wipe down like before every day
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  before I did the the sputnik show I would sometimes
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  the cameras would catch me Before I sat down
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  to mic up To do our radio show I would wipe down
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  everything including the microphones and whatever
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  because I'm a little Bit of a germaphobe, but
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  when you see videos like Ariana Grande licking
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  pastries and putting it back Or imagine what
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  other psycho weirdos out there are at Walmart
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  opening up ice cream bins and like Manila I know
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  you're a bit of a germaphobe and what this should
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  do is remind you that all throughout your life
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  You have consumed other people's spittle urine
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  and feces and you're fine and you're fine and
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  the truth and so really truly you should relax
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  it's sort of like when I when I read about that
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  is something a New Yorker says because you guys
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  live among the feces and the like true the peat
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  on handrails in the met in the subway like true
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  you guys live amongst that every day I don't
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  forget the the the the various secretions the
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  sperm the vaginal fluids, who knows what. Yeah,
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  no, all over the new, every, every disease that
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  you want to find is in the New York subway. I
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  guarantee you. It's all, it's all caked up. Like,
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  yeah. Like if you walk on the platform of the
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  subway and you notice that the ceiling is a little
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  low, but when it was built a hundred years ago,
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  the floor was actually two inches lower. You're
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  walking on two inches of a century's worth of
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  dry caked spittle, jizz, gum. gross food, dog
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  feces, rat turds. Ted is a New Yorker. He's a
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  New Yorker. So he's like, it's fine. This is
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  humanity. You're going to end up eating spit
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  and boogers. It's good for you. This is why people
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  who grew up on the farm don't get as sick as
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  often. It fortifies you. People should lick the
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  subway rails. When you get down there, you should
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  get down on the ground and go, you know, of course.
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  So this is well, so from you don't want to die
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  like Howard Hughes, you know So for me, I'm not
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  glad that seven people in Chicago died innocently
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  three of whom were from the same family, which
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  is weird You were you were like a wee one, right?
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  I was a baby. I was literally a I was a toddler
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  when this happened, you know, and of course The
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  killings are of course are a famous we don't
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  need to go down that rabbit hole because it's
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  well known But just a reminder this was an example
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  Tylenol was always praised and is still pointed
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  to as a great example of corporate crisis response
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  The way that they handled it. They didn't try
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  to cover it up They they decide they they advised
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  the public that they were recalling they weren't
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  going to do like a fire They recalled every single
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  bottle of Tylenol in the world and and destroyed
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  them all and started from scratch and they promised
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  they appointed All the shelves in every store
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  blue ribbon panel of people who did not work
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  for the company was appointed to you know supervise
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  this the and and keep the public informed they
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  liaised with the FDA and they invited the FDA
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  to help them make sure that the Supply was safe
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  and certainly they took a hit but over the years
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  Tylenol was basically came back, and obviously
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  it's a very trusted brand now in large part because
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  of that. No, except for how Robbie, who worked
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  in the medical field for a decade, except for
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  how it's toxic to your liver. Apart from that,
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  that's great. Well, I'm an aspirin man myself,
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  but what can I say? And ibuprofen. Yeah, they've
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  got plenty of lucrative deals at the hospitals,
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  right Robbie? That's what you you told us. Oh,
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  yeah Well, I mean it's two -pronged Tylenol has
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  less reactions with more medications ibuprofen
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  does so that's part of it There doesn't conflict
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  no chemically with a lot of other medications
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  ibuprofen can but yeah, I mean it's It's all
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  it's all about the money. Seriously. It's but
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  they've got to really regulate about how much
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  is they put on, about how much is it they give
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  you, especially if you are taking other medications
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  that are hard on your liver, because Tylenol
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  will kill you. So see, if it's not the cyanide
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  in the Tylenol. Maybe the cyanide was good for
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  you. So there you go. Well, it did solve the
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  problem because they're no longer hurting. That's
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  true There's no more financial problems, there's
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  no more psychological problems no more anger
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  issues They're not trapped in the two -party
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  trap anymore. So you're saying are you guys advocating
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  for cyanide just to be sold in a bottle is Just
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  put on the shelf. Like I said, it's easy to make
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  it home Wait, there's a couple there's a couple
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  updates breaking news updates Want to I want
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  to share? No, I don't know. I don't think you
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  saw this one. I don't know if you saw this one
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  Okay, okay real quick I need to follow up on
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  a story we did like just a couple weeks ago about
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  former senator from Arizona Kristen Sinema you
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  guys remember the The the senator is being sued
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  by a North Carolina soon -to -be ex -wife for
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  the home wrecker law California because Kristin
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  Sinema was banging her then bodyguard North Carolina
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  home wrecker law Yeah, North Carolina home wrecker
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  law. Look it up. So the body the bodyguard was
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  married She was banging her bodyguard. The wife
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  found out suing Kristin Sinema for like $75 ,000.
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  So The breaking news here is now the guy the
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  bodyguard that she was having an affair with
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  It was apparently I don't know, beefing now with
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  cinema because cinema is like, I'm going to show
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  all the text message. And she's like, I got nothing.
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  I'm not nothing to hide. And he's, I guess, pissed
• 27:06
  off. She was out of town. He went to her house
• 27:10
  in Arizona, destroyed the place through a fucking
• 27:14
  maniac, threw her expensive artwork into the
• 27:18
  pool. Like we're talking hundreds of thousands
• 27:20
  of dollars worth of. Like well, he called her
• 27:23
  on the phone and he was like I'm gonna throw
• 27:25
  another one in And she's like and she's like
• 27:29
  fuck you That's she's kind of like yeah, she's
• 27:33
  kind of I guess but she I guess She's spicy and
• 27:37
  kind of but she though also apparently she had
• 27:39
  all sorts of high -end liquor that he was breaking
• 27:41
  too. Yeah So she, I mean, she's a, I don't think
• 27:44
  she has any kids. So she's, you know, like living
• 27:46
  it up at 50 years old. She's, you know, she's
• 27:50
  omnivorous, bisexual. Yeah. So she's just living
• 27:53
  it up and he, he knew when she was out of town
• 27:56
  and went there and, and is like, Oh, you're going
• 27:59
  to reveal our dirty laundry. Like screw you.
• 28:02
  And started fucking up her house. Yeah. Well,
• 28:08
  I think he was threatening too. Yeah. Well, I
• 28:12
  what I'm unclear on what he want what the bodyguard
• 28:16
  wanted her to post to X I don't they they won't
• 28:20
  reveal that but he's been arrested and apparently
• 28:23
  When they were I'm gonna rain him in this matter.
• 28:26
  I mean you fuck that guy Yeah, that's that's
• 28:30
  not right The so the guy when they were about
• 28:33
  to arraign him He didn't actually stand for his
• 28:37
  arraignment Ted because apparently as they were
• 28:41
  escorting him into the courtroom He became violent
• 28:45
  and started a fist fight in the hallway So he
• 28:51
  didn't even I don't know with who I don't know
• 28:52
  if he was like fighting with bailiffs or I don't
• 28:55
  I don't know he started a fist fight in the hallway
• 28:58
  so he didn't actually make it into the courtroom
• 29:01
  for his arraignment so he's still behind bars
• 29:04
  in Arizona right now um yeah Looney Tunes dude
• 29:08
  but the guy is a is an army veteran I think of
• 29:10
  his army he's a veteran he served two tours of
• 29:14
  duty in the Middle East he claims to be suffering
• 29:16
  from PTSD but it seems like he's the one who
• 29:19
  causes PTSD to Kristen Sinema So he's a little
• 29:24
  wackadoo and violent. Yeah, clearly. So there
• 29:32
  you go. That's that update. I mean, she's no
• 29:35
  longer on Capitol Hill. I don't know. Don't forget
• 29:37
  the... Jaws and again, we have another update
• 29:39
  too. And this one has a personal angle for you,
• 29:46
  Manila. So the... A federal judge just ordered
• 29:51
  yesterday ordered the trump administration to
• 29:54
  reissue press passes to the white house to represent
• 29:58
  the white house correspondence from cnn ms now
• 30:01
  and politico the Reporters showed up today to
• 30:06
  reclaim to get to get to get their passes back
• 30:08
  And have been turned away in defiance of the
• 30:12
  judge's order Well I didn't know that last part
• 30:20
  that they were turned on because I know the judge
• 30:22
  came down with saying You got to let them in
• 30:25
  and then we'll have our day in court. But for
• 30:27
  the time being you got to let them in Yeah, but
• 30:30
  now they're trying to get in and literally it's
• 30:31
  a standoff and the networks have asked for an
• 30:34
  emergency ex parte hearing with the with the
• 30:37
  with the judge the I suspect this is not Trumpian
• 30:44
  intransigence. I suspect it's Trumpian post -doge
• 30:48
  understaffing incompetence that has caused basically
• 30:52
  the press passes not to be immediately reactivated
• 30:55
  the way they should have been. Ted, question
• 30:58
  for us. Lauren Boebert versus Kristin Sinema,
• 31:02
  who is more degenerate? Have you heard about
• 31:04
  the new accusations about Lauren Boebert? Yes.
• 31:07
  I have. Let me hit the jaws. Yeah, well, I guess
• 31:09
  I don't have to hit the jaws. Probably can cut
• 31:10
  them. Anyway, so Lauren Boebert. She denies the
• 31:14
  claims that she's banging her staffers as like
• 31:16
  a bonus. Ted, I didn't know she was under 40.
• 31:19
  I guess she's turning 40. I mean, I would have
• 31:23
  guessed she was 44. I thought she was my age,
• 31:27
  like mid 40s, mid late 40s. Yeah, she looks older
• 31:31
  than that. Yeah. Mature. She looks more mature.
• 31:36
  And she has four children that are a little bit
• 31:38
  older. Well, that'll make you look older. Yes,
• 31:42
  but but her kids are like a little bit older.
• 31:44
  So that's why I always assumed she was like around
• 31:46
  my age, but she's 39 But anyway, so that's the
• 31:50
  accusation is that she's also banging her staffers,
• 31:53
  you know Kristen Sinema banging her bodyguard
• 31:55
  staff Allegedly Lauren Bobert banging her staff
• 31:59
  and so Ted You remember? Um, I don't know a year
• 32:03
  or two ago. Lauren Bobert was like at some Off
• 32:07
  -broadway show and she was like groping her date
• 32:10
  like oh, I remember she was more to grow Well,
• 32:15
  yeah She was in I mean she was administering
• 32:23
  the filet show is my understanding This was a
• 32:27
  full house of it was essentially like a Broadway
• 32:30
  theater, right? It's like a full house Sold out
• 32:36
  their empty seats. Yeah, so there are people
• 32:39
  like right next to her No, and but I do like
• 32:45
  the fact that somebody says no it was a hand
• 32:47
  job at Beetlejuice. Oh She was doing it with
• 32:50
  the Democrat though. So she rounded she rounded
• 32:53
  third She rounded third with her date, but so
• 33:00
  who's the who's more of the degenerate was the
• 33:02
  question well Lauren or Kristin? I would say
• 33:07
  Lauren. Yeah, probably Lauren. Yeah. I think
• 33:11
  Lauren. But she's also not a home wrecker. Kristin
• 33:15
  Sinema is the home wrecker. The husband is too.
• 33:18
  Sounds like that husband is good at wrecking
• 33:21
  his own things. But he's literally a home wrecker.
• 33:28
  True, true. The husband is like literally, he
• 33:32
  wrecked. He wrecked Kristin Sinema's home So
• 33:36
  he's a complete madman Yeah, so I don't know.
• 33:40
  That's a tough one. What's up with the crazy
• 33:43
  ladies in? Congress man like They'd be spicy
• 33:48
  I guess yeah, I mean like Anna Paulina Luna is
• 33:54
  that her name Anna Paulina and Luna yeah She's
• 34:02
  she's spicy and true all the ladies. I don't
• 34:04
  know. I don't know the dudes are like Chuck Grassley
• 34:08
  95 years old, right? The women don't have the
• 34:13
  they don't have what it takes to be spicy anymore
• 34:15
  Yeah, the the men in Congress are very blase.
• 34:18
  The women are all like You're getting like the
• 34:22
  AOC is the Kristen Sinema is the Lauren Boberts?
• 34:26
  Yeah, you see a drama too, right she broke up
• 34:28
  with her she broke up with her boyfriend for
• 34:31
  a long long time fiance what if although is there
• 34:35
  such a thing as a long is there such a thing
• 34:37
  as a oh you think she oh come on i don't know
• 34:41
  you don't know i know there are there are rumors
• 34:43
  look kristen cinema just said you know she's
• 34:46
  the the first openly by congresswoman or congressperson
• 34:51
  at all um so you know it's It's fine. Maybe she
• 34:55
  is. Maybe that's why she didn't want to get married.
• 34:57
  She was engaged for like several years. If you're
• 34:59
  engaged for more than like a year, do you really
• 35:04
  want to get married? Well, you're not really.
• 35:07
  Yeah. I mean, look, this is the Dr. Laura Schlesinger
• 35:09
  thing where someone would call and they'd say,
• 35:13
  I'm engaged to this guy. And then she'd be like,
• 35:16
  do you have a ring and a date? It's like, whoa,
• 35:20
  no, then you're not engaged. And she's not wrong.
• 35:23
  If you don't have a ring and a date, you're not
• 35:24
  engaged. Right. AOC has a ring. You have to at
• 35:27
  least have a ring. Like, okay, when you first
• 35:30
  get immediately engaged, okay, the ring should
• 35:33
  be immediately delivered upon said engagement.
• 35:38
  The engagement is marked by the delivery of the
• 35:41
  ring. However, a date should be, I would say,
• 35:45
  should be forthcoming within the next six months
• 35:47
  or so. Yeah, no less than that. You should at
• 35:50
  least like pick a date in the next hundred days.
• 35:53
  Let's say that's I think that's a generous enough
• 35:55
  amount of planning a wedding is a very involved
• 35:59
  and expensive and complicated thing. So I tend
• 36:02
  to give you You just at least a date you throw
• 36:06
  up throw a dart at the calendar say, okay We're
• 36:08
  doing this and you don't have to stay with that
• 36:11
  date But at least you guys have a target, you
• 36:13
  know, it could move but at least say AOC never
• 36:16
  had that is my point And so they split up and
• 36:21
  she's trying to keep hush -hush about it. That's
• 36:24
  all weird. Congress is weird. The ladies over
• 36:28
  there are the spicy ones. Everybody else is like
• 36:33
  a plain pita bread. There's no flavoring on top.
• 36:37
  The ladies are like the spicy hummus. So how
• 36:41
  appropriate for talking about Bibi Netanyahu
• 36:45
  coming to town. And, you know, I wonder what
• 36:49
  the UN lunch looks like. I've never been. Do
• 36:55
  you think like genocidal Zionists are like coxmen?
• 37:02
  Like, do you think like Bibi Netanyahu, like
• 37:04
  plows his wife every night? Or Ben Gavir? I bet
• 37:10
  Ben Gavir is, I'm sure, a closeted sadomasochistic
• 37:18
  You know dungeon master probably a Probably a
• 37:25
  gay bottom. I'm thinking Maybe I look can't somebody
• 37:30
  anybody anybody can you Tweet at us comment at
• 37:36
  us on YouTube on on the old rumble Can somebody
• 37:42
  point to a hot Zionist Like a good point to me
• 37:47
  like one good -looking sexy Zionist man. I'm
• 37:51
  talking about a man because What's her face the
• 37:54
  woman that plays a Wonder Woman? Is a sexy male
• 38:05
  Zionist That is not sexy. He's not sexy. Well
• 38:12
  -dressed nerd says this story is sexist. Everybody
• 38:14
  talking about these chicks. What about the congressmen
• 38:16
  clapping cheeks and diddling little boys? That's
• 38:21
  a different topic. Well, did y 'all see the breaking
• 38:25
  news about the Israeli ambassadors to the United
• 38:28
  States? His son is critically injured. He's not
• 38:31
  expected to survive. He was injured in a car
• 38:34
  ramming attack. Our ramming attack in in in the
• 38:37
  West Bank West Bank West Bank. Yeah. Yeah, so
• 38:40
  he's an IDF soldier dual citizen. He's an American.
• 38:44
  Oh What was he what was he what was he doing
• 38:47
  there? Was he there to say hi to the IDF? Yeah,
• 38:52
  say hi to the Palestinians He's IDF and he was
• 38:55
  he worked at a checkpoint. So a car said he had
• 38:58
  it coming then he had it coming on so Yeah, he's
• 39:03
  a dual city. It's not a tragedy. I mean when
• 39:05
  the Palestinian resistance When you're the occupying
• 39:08
  force When you're the occupying force Honestly,
• 39:12
  we have to we have to we have to cheer that we
• 39:14
  have to So it's like well, I mean, I mean can't
• 39:17
  say I mean, that's like look I mean if If if
• 39:22
  if yeah, my mom didn't cry when like the resistance
• 39:25
  killed a local SS guy. She was like Yeah So that's
• 39:32
  how we have to look at it. But again, somebody
• 39:35
  point to me one hot, hot Ziyo dude. I know there's
• 39:39
  some hot Zionist chicks because there's some
• 39:41
  really super hot, like Israeli chicks. Oh God,
• 39:46
  yeah. But the dudes. It's terrifying how hot
• 39:49
  they are. I'm saying the dudes. Can anybody name
• 39:53
  to me one sexy, a good -looking Ziyo dude? Justin
• 39:58
  Trudeau according to Macadam and he's right.
• 40:01
  I don't find him very if you like a feminine
• 40:05
  little I don't know. He's a Zion. Yeah, but I
• 40:12
  don't I don't find him very sexy That's not sexy.
• 40:15
  He's pretty. He's very pretty Was Obama was Obama
• 40:20
  good -looking enough sexy for you, I mean for
• 40:23
  Capitol Hill standards sure but but Eh, meh,
• 40:29
  I'm just saying. He's funny looking. Oh no, Peter,
• 40:34
  thank you for the donation. And Rumble Peter
• 40:36
  says, Manila, don't you think Robert Kraft is
• 40:39
  sexy? After all, he spent time in the company
• 40:41
  of young Asian women and I'm sure they weren't
• 40:44
  there for his money. That's right. You know,
• 40:48
  for some women, being a billionaire is the sexiest
• 40:53
  attribute of of any man. Oh, for sure. For sure.
• 40:58
  No question. We should we should move on. We
• 41:00
  have. Yeah, that never was a thing for me. We
• 41:03
  have other things to talk about here. We should
• 41:04
  move on. That that not be a thing. Breaking news
• 41:06
  is. Is OK. It's broken. OK, for more than two
• 41:16
  centuries, Americans have debated whether Thomas
• 41:19
  Jefferson was the father of children with Sally
• 41:22
  Hemings. who was, of course, one of his slaves.
• 41:26
  Smithsonian scholar Richard Curran spent 15 years
• 41:30
  looking for Jefferson's DNA. The investigation
• 41:34
  began with strands of hair discovered inside
• 41:37
  Jefferson's personal Bible. However, after years
• 41:40
  of testing, we found out that those hairs belonged
• 41:43
  to Clovis, not to Jefferson. History apparently
• 41:46
  had left researchers a follicular red herring.
• 41:50
  But... Curran kept looking at Monticello. Researchers
• 41:54
  found another packet containing a substantial
• 41:57
  lock of hair, reportedly cut on July 4th, 1826.
• 42:02
  Well, there was a note that appears to be contemporaneous
• 42:04
  that says that it was cut on the July 4th, 1826.
• 42:09
  That's, of course, famously the 50th anniversary
• 42:12
  of the signing of the Declaration of Independence,
• 42:15
  the day that Jefferson died, and the day that
• 42:17
  John Adams died. That sample produced enough
• 42:21
  DNA for scientists to sequence Jefferson's genome.
• 42:25
  They then decided to compare it with DNA from
• 42:28
  descendants of Madison and Esten Hemings, two
• 42:31
  of Sally Hemings' sons. According to Curran,
• 42:34
  those descendants carried significant amounts
• 42:36
  of Jefferson's DNA. Some showed even more genetic
• 42:40
  overlap than descendants from Jefferson's marriage
• 42:42
  to Martha Wales Skelton -Jefferson. Earlier DNA
• 42:47
  testing back in the 90s established that a dude
• 42:49
  from the Jefferson family had fathered Esten
• 42:52
  Hemings. Skeptics said that Thomas Jefferson's
• 42:55
  brother, cousin, or nephew could actually have
• 42:59
  been the person responsible. Curran says the
• 43:01
  new analysis now points directly to the nation's
• 43:04
  third president. This is all in a new book called
• 43:07
  History by a Hair. Gotta hate that name. A scientific
• 43:10
  paper detailing the research is still undergoing
• 43:13
  review. The discovery adds genetic evidence to
• 43:17
  what most historians had already concluded from
• 43:20
  documents, timelines, and family history that
• 43:22
  Jefferson was, of course, the father of children
• 43:25
  with Sally Hemings while she was his slave. And
• 43:29
  so there we go. Yeah, I mean, I was. Like many
• 43:36
  Americans, I have followed this story with great
• 43:38
  interest over the years. I became convinced 20
• 43:41
  years ago that, without a doubt, Jefferson was
• 43:44
  the father. The Sally Hemings thing was controversial
• 43:49
  originally because it was like, oh, it's miscegenation.
• 43:53
  This man is having sex with a black woman. That
• 43:58
  was his enemies among the... you know, the federalists
• 44:04
  were, you know, who were basically Madison's
• 44:07
  party. I mean, sorry, Hamilton's party. They
• 44:12
  went after him in newspapers over that. But then
• 44:17
  over the years, now in the age of woke, it's
• 44:20
  viewed as hypocritical because. She was his slave,
• 44:25
  and so basically it's viewed as an unequal relationship,
• 44:28
  obviously, the most unequal relationship you
• 44:31
  could possibly have between master and slave.
• 44:34
  And there's considerable controversy as to whether
• 44:37
  effectively it was a real couple or whether she
• 44:41
  basically had no choice in the matter. And I
• 44:43
  think it's hard to say. It's complicated. Certainly,
• 44:49
  let's not forget that Jefferson was a widower.
• 44:52
  um manila you're muted i i say the latter she
• 44:56
  was 16 years old when he started banging her
• 45:00
  this was a long time ago 16 was not 16 now well
• 45:06
  but he was 40 and her owner 16 that was not that
• 45:12
  okay the owner part is of interest but the age
• 45:17
  difference wasn't really that big a deal back
• 45:19
  then And then and and she considered running
• 45:22
  away when he took her after the wife died when
• 45:26
  he took her to France Because he was he was US
• 45:30
  ambassador to France Yeah, so she went to France
• 45:33
  and there she was a free woman and she considered
• 45:36
  running away and for whatever reason she didn't
• 45:39
  Because she was she was like the caretaker to
• 45:41
  to Jefferson's daughter She was basically there
• 45:44
  her handmaiden. Basically. I mean that's she
• 45:47
  wasn't really like Slave slave the way we consider,
• 45:50
  you know the way you think of slavery. I mean
• 45:52
  still slavery No, she was if you visited Monticello
• 45:55
  as a guest of Jefferson's You know on a social
• 45:59
  visit. She was introduced as the head of the
• 46:02
  house like a wife She greeted you at the door.
• 46:06
  She was She danced with him at the French court
• 46:09
  of Louis the 16th I mean, he didn't hide her
• 46:13
  in the shadows. Well, the French were so progressive,
• 46:16
  Ted. Well, also, Sally was also mixed race herself.
• 46:20
  She was actually only like a quarter black. Yeah,
• 46:24
  that's what they used to call a quadroon. Yeah,
• 46:27
  yeah. And so there's only like one or two or
• 46:31
  three accounts of what she actually looked like.
• 46:33
  And they said that she basically was a white
• 46:37
  pass. that she was she had fair skin she was
• 46:40
  she was darn near white and that she had like
• 46:43
  long dark hair straight dark hair and that's
• 46:45
  what added to the confusion is that previous
• 46:48
  jefferson family members may have uh been with
• 46:52
  one of her parents with her with her mom i guess
• 46:57
  yeah her her mom was was a half black and half
• 47:03
  white woman herself. So Sally was only like a
• 47:06
  quarter. I think that Sally, if I remember right,
• 47:09
  Ted, you can cut me on this. I want to say that
• 47:11
  she was Jefferson's wife's half sister. Yes,
• 47:15
  I think that's correct. That's which is all kinds.
• 47:18
  This is all kinds of. And he kind of like there
• 47:22
  was a physical resemblance. And, you know, Jefferson
• 47:25
  was absolutely destroyed by the death of his
• 47:28
  wife. He was head over heels. with for her. He
• 47:32
  adored her and he never got over her death. And
• 47:35
  so she told him you can't remarry. Right. And
• 47:40
  in some way, he kind of like he probably was
• 47:43
  like, well, you know, Sally reminds me of my
• 47:46
  beloved dead wife. My. I mean, I mean, I'm I'm
• 47:52
  going to I'm on Team Jefferson here. I'm a defender
• 47:56
  of my favorite founding a father. I think that
• 48:00
  You know, as a Frenchman, I say love is where
• 48:04
  you find it. And I think like, sure, it was an
• 48:07
  unequal relationship, obviously, and slavery
• 48:11
  is a horrific thing that never should have happened.
• 48:14
  But that said, you know, I mean, it's not really
• 48:20
  a scandal, as people say. You know, I mean, he
• 48:23
  kind of did a Hunter Biden, though, because that's
• 48:26
  that's like a. What, snorting crap off the tits
• 48:30
  of a prostitute? Kind of. Almost desolation.
• 48:36
  Look, he basically banged his dead wife's sister,
• 48:44
  who was 30 years his junior, and had ownership
• 48:49
  of her. That's all kinds of weird. That's an
• 48:54
  entirely different world back then. It's easy
• 48:57
  in the 21st century to look at all the opportunities
• 49:01
  in the population, everything else. People don't
• 49:05
  understand how dramatically different the world
• 49:08
  was even 100 years ago. Much less over totally.
• 49:11
  It was an entirely different society. You can't
• 49:16
  judge people by our mores. No, I agree. I agree
• 49:19
  by today's mores. One of the big things that
• 49:23
  Jefferson really showed us how devoted he was
• 49:26
  to her when the scandal broke out, when the media
• 49:29
  was taking him to task, Jefferson did the smartest
• 49:33
  thing he possibly could have done. He said nothing.
• 49:35
  He neither confirmed nor denied. The easiest
• 49:38
  thing for him to have done meant to have sold
• 49:40
  her off. This problem went away. He put it all
• 49:44
  on the line and said, this woman is in my house.
• 49:47
  She's a part of the family. You can attack me.
• 49:51
  You don't get to attack her. And the way that
• 49:53
  he dealt with it, he just did not say a word
• 49:56
  to anybody. He took the hardest of hard roads.
• 50:00
  Team Jefferson right here. But yeah, when I look
• 50:04
  at through the lens like Ted said, you cannot
• 50:10
  judge people's decision making. back then, I
• 50:14
  mean, this is, I mean, look how different things
• 50:16
  were, like we said in 1982 from the Tylenol cyanide
• 50:21
  killings, right? Going back 200 some odd years,
• 50:26
  I mean, yeah, I know the society was different
• 50:29
  or whatever, but you got to wonder though about
• 50:33
  Sally, if like, is she hooking up with Jefferson
• 50:36
  because... She felt she had to she was this like
• 50:40
  a Monica Lewinsky type thing like the power dynamic
• 50:43
  between the two was it that she had affection
• 50:46
  for him because in some way that is kind of her
• 50:51
  brother -in -law and there they both suffered
• 50:54
  a loss because Martha was her sister and it just
• 50:58
  I don't know that it's just it's it's a Consent
• 51:02
  was kind of more I suspect consent was a non
• 51:06
  -issue, Manoa. I think it's sort of like, look,
• 51:09
  I can do with you what I want, but I'm also kind
• 51:15
  of going to try to be nice about it. She had
• 51:19
  the chance to leave in France, and she chose
• 51:21
  to stay. That speaks volumes. She could have,
• 51:26
  yeah, she could have left. No, that's what I'm
• 51:29
  saying. that she considered leaving and she chose
• 51:32
  to stay with the family and take care of the
• 51:37
  girl. Yeah, for sure. And the thing is, I mean,
• 51:40
  she had every opportunity. She was basically
• 51:43
  a celebrity in France, almost to the point like
• 51:46
  what Benjamin Franklin was back in the day. I
• 51:48
  mean, she was there. And the fact that, again,
• 51:52
  You gotta think about the the firestorm that
• 51:54
  Jefferson is going under with the American press
• 51:56
  is that they were over they were doing their
• 51:58
  best to destroy the third president of the United
• 52:00
  States the signer of the Draft of the Constitution
• 52:04
  of not the Constitution Hamilton major prick
• 52:07
  the easiest thing for him to have done would
• 52:10
  either a just left her locked up in Monticello
• 52:13
  or number two soldier Instead he took he took
• 52:16
  her with him To Europe to France of all the most
• 52:20
  important country in Britain in Europe at the
• 52:22
  time our top America's top ally As this woman
• 52:27
  is the head of my household If you don't like
• 52:30
  yeah, no for sure for sure I would say and she
• 52:33
  I would say for sure Jefferson had feelings for
• 52:36
  her for sure like I think there's no question
• 52:40
  It's just I wonder what she felt towards him
• 52:44
  Well, she stayed. I mean, she had every opportunity.
• 52:49
  You would assume there's some some affection
• 52:51
  there, but I wonder what her thoughts were. It's
• 52:54
  just weird that there are so many like third
• 52:57
  party. Like there's limited, actually limited
• 53:00
  third party account accounts of who she was,
• 53:02
  what she was like, and like there's just not
• 53:05
  a lot directly from her. There's not like a memoir,
• 53:08
  like a journal or anything like that. Like it's
• 53:12
  just what. Jefferson has written about her like
• 53:15
  family members that you know her kids she had
• 53:18
  six kids with with the man four survived and
• 53:23
  They they were all freed upon Jefferson's death,
• 53:27
  right? So They we only know from what other people
• 53:32
  have said about Sally Hemings, which is Kind
• 53:36
  of odd, I would think somewhere there might be
• 53:38
  a diary somewhere, but I guess not. 200 years
• 53:40
  later, no one's found any, so. Well, if I remember
• 53:43
  correctly, and Ted, again, correct me if I'm
• 53:44
  wrong, I'm pretty sure that on the day that her
• 53:49
  children were born, they were granted their freedom.
• 53:51
  They were never slaves to begin with. They were.
• 53:52
  They were born free. That's correct. Yeah, that's
• 53:55
  true. That's not what I read from, no. That is
• 53:59
  true. No, her kids, I think they're... their
• 54:02
  her kids with Jefferson were still slaves until
• 54:06
  she said she made him promise her that he would
• 54:11
  put in writing that if they if and when he passed
• 54:14
  that they would be granted their freedom. Yeah.
• 54:17
  That's what that's that's what Robbie just said.
• 54:20
  No, but they weren't born free. They weren't
• 54:23
  born free. No, they were. Everyone was released.
• 54:25
  All the Hemingses were released by the way. So
• 54:28
  on his death. So my mom was a French teacher
• 54:32
  in southwest Ohio. And she had some interesting
• 54:37
  historical connections in her classes over the
• 54:40
  years. She had Robert E. Lee V in her class.
• 54:45
  And she also had, and the Robert E. Lee V. And
• 54:49
  she also had a Hemings. Now a lot of the Hemings
• 54:52
  family settled in southeast Ohio. Oh, that's
• 54:55
  right. I heard of that. And so she had a Hemings
• 54:58
  and she said, it would I saw the kids headshot
• 55:02
  in the school yearbook and it's bizarre because
• 55:06
  of course this is many many generations later
• 55:08
  but there's a distinct you know if you look at
• 55:11
  the nickel and you look at you know and you look
• 55:14
  at this kid you're like oh yeah you can see some
• 55:17
  facial some facial similarities maybe you're
• 55:20
  imagining it but my mom saw it too and I saw
• 55:22
  it I'm a very visual person I was like I read
• 55:26
  I had read that the four children Sally Hemings
• 55:31
  had with that survived had with Jefferson that
• 55:35
  their DNA through this lineage that you're that
• 55:39
  you're talking about Ted through this lineage
• 55:41
  of surviving you know later you know grandchildren
• 55:45
  great great great great grandchildren or whatever
• 55:47
  that their DNA has more of an exact match pattern
• 55:53
  I forget of which copy of their strand of DNA
• 55:55
  than the official children, the legitimate children
• 55:58
  he had with Martha. It was stronger on the Heming
• 56:03
  side. Crazy. So there you go. So that must be
• 56:06
  what you're talking about, why that kid looked
• 56:09
  so Jeffersonian. Apparently the Heming's DNA
• 56:16
  was a lot more... What's the right word? Jefferson
• 56:24
  gene was much more dominant in that DNA strand.
• 56:27
  Right. I mean, an unfortunate choice of words
• 56:32
  considering the slavery thing. But literally,
• 56:36
  his gene was more dominant because their copies
• 56:41
  of his DNA matched exactly unlike his legitimate
• 56:45
  children through Martha. And we know that now
• 56:48
  because of this hair thing, because of this recent
• 56:51
  news of his hair. Wait, so if the hair was cut
• 56:55
  on the day he died, is that what that story meant?
• 56:58
  That's correct. How to lock up his hair? Yeah.
• 57:00
  That was common back then. We have a family Bible.
• 57:04
  We've got clippings of hair from my family members
• 57:08
  who have gone on. It happens. Why? It's a memento.
• 57:13
  It's a keepsake. That was a very common Victorian
• 57:17
  era thing. I went to the American Full Garden.
• 57:21
  The American Folk Art Museum in New York in Lincoln
• 57:24
  Center, they had an exhibit of a private collection
• 57:27
  of, this was crazy, it's from the early days
• 57:31
  of photography from the Victorian era, where
• 57:34
  people, if they lost their child... they would
• 57:37
  have a photographer come over and take a picture
• 57:41
  of the dead child in all of their best wear,
• 57:45
  and then take photos of them. And then the dead
• 57:47
  child's photo with a lock of their hair would
• 57:51
  then be placed in this very gothic, purple velvet
• 57:58
  locket frame so the parents could remember their
• 58:03
  children. And so it was this huge collection
• 58:06
  of these, like this collector had collected them
• 58:09
  from, I don't know, estate sales and whatnot.
• 58:11
  Yeah, like death photos. Like we don't do that
• 58:14
  anymore in America. We did that a lot, all the
• 58:16
  way up. I mean, obviously in the wild, wild west,
• 58:20
  they did that. They took death photos. It's not
• 58:23
  a thing anymore. Also plaster death masks. We
• 58:27
  saw Robert E. Lee's death mask. It's over at
• 58:29
  Washington Lee College. I mean, just a lot of
• 58:34
  those old memories. Wait till they rename it!
• 58:37
  Wait till they rename it, Robbie, when the Democrats
• 58:39
  come back to power in 2028. They're going to
• 58:41
  have the House, the Senate, and the White House.
• 58:44
  President Newsom! President Newsom. You're not
• 58:48
  allowed to go visit Lee's grave there anymore.
• 58:51
  They took the Confederate flags down there at
• 58:54
  his tomb. I bet. Can't have that. History's bad.
• 58:59
  We can't know history. Dummy? All right, let's
• 59:02
  get to the next stories. All right, here's one
• 59:09
  that I think is quite scary. It's great, but
• 59:13
  also kind of scary. So brain -computer interfaces
• 59:16
  may sound like science fiction, but researchers
• 59:18
  are already using them to treat some of the most
• 59:21
  stubborn neurological and psychiatric disorders
• 59:24
  as I mute Ted's typing because he bangs away.
• 59:29
  So these systems record electrical activity in
• 59:33
  the brain, identify abnormal patterns, and deliver
• 59:36
  targeted stimulation. The newest versions operate
• 59:39
  in what they call a closed loop, meaning they
• 59:42
  continuously monitor the patient and adjust treatment
• 59:46
  as brain activity changes. So it's like custom
• 59:50
  brain treatment, like bespoke brain treatment.
• 59:55
  Traditional neuro stimulation usually delivers
• 59:58
  electrical pulses at fixed settings. Precision
• 1:00:02
  brain interfaces can provide stimulation only
• 1:00:05
  when the brain signals that it is needed. Artificial
• 1:00:09
  intelligence helps interpret those signals, predict
• 1:00:14
  symptoms. Wow, I can't say that today. It predicts
• 1:00:18
  symptoms and determine the appropriate response.
• 1:00:21
  for people with Parkinson's disease, implanted
• 1:00:25
  electrodes can detect abnormal activity and adjust
• 1:00:29
  stimulation to improve movement while reducing
• 1:00:32
  unwanted side effects. Responsive neurostimulation
• 1:00:36
  systems can recognize electrical patterns associated
• 1:00:39
  with an epileptic seizure and intervene before
• 1:00:43
  it actually fully develops. So before it actually
• 1:00:46
  hits you and you're having this grand mal seizure
• 1:00:48
  or whatever, Researchers are also studying this
• 1:00:52
  technology for depression, obsessive compulsive
• 1:00:56
  disorder, anxiety, stroke recovery, and spinal
• 1:01:00
  cord injuries. Some experimental systems could
• 1:01:03
  eventually allow the brain to communicate directly
• 1:01:06
  with assistive devices. helping people with paralysis,
• 1:01:11
  regain movement, or control external equipment.
• 1:01:14
  But nobody should schedule their cyborg upgrade
• 1:01:17
  just yet. Many brain interfaces still require
• 1:01:20
  surgery, carrying risks of infection, tissue
• 1:01:23
  damage, and device failure. The equipment can
• 1:01:26
  also be very expensive, and scientists must determine
• 1:01:29
  whether implanted systems remain safe and reliable
• 1:01:33
  over the years. So the durability. We don't know
• 1:01:38
  about the durability yet. Then there are the
• 1:01:41
  privacy questions. If a device continuously records
• 1:01:45
  brain activity, who owns that information? How
• 1:01:49
  securely is it stored? And how much authority
• 1:01:52
  should an algorithm have over treatment that
• 1:01:55
  could affect? a person's behavior or cognition
• 1:01:58
  like hello AI hugging face hello the technology
• 1:02:02
  remains under development but researchers believe
• 1:02:04
  smarter less invasive and more personalized systems
• 1:02:07
  could eventually change how doctors treat conditions
• 1:02:10
  that have resisted conventional medication and
• 1:02:14
  therapies and i will unmute ted so ted this is
• 1:02:19
  like yes like on the face of it I'm like, yay,
• 1:02:23
  like that's wonderful. Like soon you'll be able
• 1:02:25
  to, you know, like help people with paralysis.
• 1:02:28
  You'll be able to stop these seizures that people
• 1:02:30
  die from. It's all these wonderful, great things,
• 1:02:35
  but then you add in the whole AI part, the whole
• 1:02:40
  hackability. What if there are all these people,
• 1:02:46
  like their devices get hacked? Let's say it's
• 1:02:48
  one company, right? Their AI brain device gets
• 1:02:53
  hacked and it has them do awful things like I
• 1:02:57
  don't know like Ram their car into a parade Right,
• 1:03:03
  right. It can make you do I mean seriously if
• 1:03:06
  it's controlling the Or it could just be a glitch
• 1:03:09
  right or it can glitch anything That's where
• 1:03:12
  I'm kind of like, oh that this is That and it's
• 1:03:18
  not like a faint Maybe chance that this can happen.
• 1:03:21
  No, it can happen AI just hacked an AI agent
• 1:03:25
  went rogue and hacked Australia's Medicare system.
• 1:03:29
  I don't know what they call it, but We call it
• 1:03:32
  Medicare. So they're kind of root care Foster
• 1:03:38
  scare so so it's like these AI these AI agents
• 1:03:42
  like you're putting an AI agent in charge of
• 1:03:48
  controlling your brain. What if it has your brain
• 1:03:51
  shut it down? It tells your brain, shut it all
• 1:03:54
  down, stop breathing. Just stop. That could happen.
• 1:04:00
  I guess the thing is, at this point, this is
• 1:04:03
  only being used right now for people who are
• 1:04:06
  basically at death's door and who have very,
• 1:04:10
  very serious problems. So I would say when that's
• 1:04:14
  the situation and you're really desperate, You're
• 1:04:17
  kind of like I'll take my chances, right? I forget
• 1:04:22
  what Trump's Law rule is called, but it's basically
• 1:04:25
  he passed a rule that's basically, you know,
• 1:04:28
  if I mean deep deep shit Yeah, the right to try
• 1:04:31
  and I'm that's what this and yeah the right to
• 1:04:34
  try It's a right to try thing. I think where
• 1:04:37
  this starts to become an issue and I'm glad you
• 1:04:39
  know We're being forward -looking here is obviously
• 1:04:42
  the use of this technology will expand And you'll
• 1:04:46
  get to the point where it's going to be used
• 1:04:48
  for comparatively unlike threatening, not as
• 1:04:53
  dangerous, not as bad, where it's not really
• 1:04:57
  like, fuck it, I got nothing else to lose. Well,
• 1:05:00
  you do have something to lose and things could
• 1:05:02
  go really wrong. And obviously, yeah, I mean,
• 1:05:05
  that could happen. I promise you, Ted, this much
• 1:05:11
  of it being revealed to the public. from my previous
• 1:05:16
  reporting and experience would tell me that the
• 1:05:19
  DOD has been working with companies like this,
• 1:05:22
  if not this exact one. A little DARPA action,
• 1:05:24
  perhaps? For ages. There's some DARPA action
• 1:05:27
  happening here, and I've done stories about potential
• 1:05:31
  super soldiers and whatever and shit like that,
• 1:05:33
  right? There's all kinds of weird bioscience
• 1:05:37
  hackery happening. On my old show, I discussed
• 1:05:41
  all of this, like in the last couple of years.
• 1:05:44
  I even talked to a scientist at a university
• 1:05:47
  about this, about literally like super soldiers.
• 1:05:49
  China is doing super soldier research. What could
• 1:05:54
  go wrong? I mean, so this to me aligns right
• 1:05:58
  with. You know, all you need now is hacking the
• 1:06:02
  brain of potential super soldiers that don't
• 1:06:05
  feel pain, that are all amped up like like some.
• 1:06:08
  some you know like some meth head right like
• 1:06:11
  they feeling no pain i mean it is terrifying
• 1:06:14
  it's totally terrifying that's my only concern
• 1:06:18
  about this but on its face i'm like yes this
• 1:06:21
  is amazing for so many people that are debilitated
• 1:06:24
  by so many diseases that stem in their brain
• 1:06:26
  if their brain of course impulses can be controlled
• 1:06:29
  amazing um so all right there's there's that
• 1:06:32
  one And finally, Americans are increasingly asking
• 1:06:40
  AI what to snack on, according to Conagra Brands.
• 1:06:44
  Conagra Brands, a shift the Slim Jim meat stick
• 1:06:48
  maker says is helping fuel demand for higher
• 1:06:54
  protein fuels, foods, bold flavors and products
• 1:06:58
  tailored to specific health goals. Is Slim Jim,
• 1:07:02
  I want to know what health goal Slim Jim is talking
• 1:07:04
  to. Driven partly by the rapid rise of weight
• 1:07:08
  loss drugs and the White House's Make America
• 1:07:10
  Healthy Again initiative, consumers are seeking
• 1:07:13
  healthier food options more than ever. ConAgra,
• 1:07:16
  which also makes Hunts ketchup, again, I want
• 1:07:20
  to know what health goal that's tied to, worked
• 1:07:23
  with research firm Circhana to analyze more than
• 1:07:29
  53 million shopping transactions covering 17
• 1:07:32
  ,000 products. Circona. Circona. Across the U
• 1:07:40
  .S. snacking sector. This sector generates almost
• 1:07:44
  $200 billion in annual revenue sales and is growing
• 1:07:48
  1 .4 times faster than the overall food market.
• 1:07:51
  Well, that's a problem right there. More has
• 1:07:54
  changed in how Americans eat and shop for food
• 1:07:56
  in the six years since COVID than in the previous
• 1:07:59
  50 years, according to SVP of Growth Science
• 1:08:03
  Bob Nolan of ConAgra. Snacks are playing a bigger
• 1:08:08
  and more important role, a personal role, in
• 1:08:11
  consumers' lives, whether someone wants a boost
• 1:08:13
  of protein, lasting energy, or a moment of comforting
• 1:08:16
  indulgence, Nolan said. Health trends are only
• 1:08:20
  part of the story. ConAgra's research finds that
• 1:08:22
  younger consumers, particularly Gen Z -ers, are
• 1:08:26
  driving demand for bolder flavors, from sweet
• 1:08:29
  and spicy combos to tangy and briny snacks. I
• 1:08:32
  have a theory about why that would be true. I
• 1:08:35
  think it's because they all vape and smoke weed
• 1:08:38
  and also vape weed. And I'm not even kidding.
• 1:08:43
  And I think their taste buds are fried, so they
• 1:08:46
  need spicier food. Consumers are also examining
• 1:08:51
  ingredients more closely and increasingly using
• 1:08:54
  AI tools to guide purchasing decisions. Rather
• 1:08:57
  than searching for a specific product, Shoppers
• 1:09:00
  are asking for snacks that meet particular needs,
• 1:09:03
  such as higher protein or fiber content. These
• 1:09:06
  are the people who go to the store, to the deli,
• 1:09:09
  and you're waiting behind them. And they're like,
• 1:09:12
  OK, so how is this Slim Jim going to work in
• 1:09:16
  conjunction with my weight loss regimen? It's
• 1:09:19
  like, that's $5. I know, but it's $5. Get out.
• 1:09:25
  That's why some of the traditional categories
• 1:09:27
  have been under pressure. Nolan says, noting
• 1:09:30
  that cookies, my favorite, and salty snacks have
• 1:09:33
  struggled. The emergence of these more nutrient
• 1:09:35
  -dense snacks and snacking for purpose, snacking
• 1:09:39
  for purpose. Well, no, some people need to meet
• 1:09:42
  their macro. That's the name of my new band,
• 1:09:44
  snacking for purpose, have started really growing
• 1:09:47
  and accelerating, Nolan says. So first, I just
• 1:09:52
  want to point out, Ted, that like, you know,
• 1:09:54
  back in our Gen X era, Like we were talking about
• 1:09:57
  the again going back to the Tylenol the good
• 1:10:00
  old 1980s. I Was eating a fucking push pop through
• 1:10:05
  a toilet paper roll. That's what a fucking push
• 1:10:08
  pop was Do you remember that from the ice cream?
• 1:10:10
  Do you remember that? Oh, of course. I remember
• 1:10:12
  them Yeah, it was it was orange sherbert and
• 1:10:14
  that was like Wow, it's not vanilla like that
• 1:10:18
  and that was enough for us Yeah, like 1984 that
• 1:10:21
  was enough. But now the kids are like literally
• 1:10:26
  My son's second grade class. So school just started.
• 1:10:30
  The teacher sends home a note with all the kids
• 1:10:33
  to be like, oh, I just want to tell people to
• 1:10:36
  be mindful that there is a student in our classroom
• 1:10:40
  who is allergic to eggs, pine nuts, peanut butter,
• 1:10:43
  and like the list goes on and we're like. So
• 1:10:47
  please be mindful when you're packing your children's
• 1:10:49
  lunches to. Dude. Dude. The fact that we are
• 1:10:56
  bending over backwards to like like fine -tune
• 1:11:00
  and tailor Dieting diets not not to lose weight.
• 1:11:04
  I mean diets broadly as food like how we eat
• 1:11:07
  We are like micro fine -tuning it so much so
• 1:11:11
  that I think it's it's it's To a fault at this
• 1:11:16
  point that we are creating other health problems
• 1:11:19
  that didn't exist like in the 80s There's no
• 1:11:23
  question. Yeah So when you're doing this when
• 1:11:26
  you're like When you're like, oh, um, we're like
• 1:11:30
  all the con ag all the big food makers, right?
• 1:11:32
  Like big food is saying oh, we gotta we gotta
• 1:11:35
  make sure we gotta boost our protein contents
• 1:11:37
  Oh, we gotta for the mac people counting their
• 1:11:39
  macros and oh we they want, you know No xantham
• 1:11:43
  gum added to thicken whatever blah blah blah
• 1:11:45
  like okay That's fine and good. But when you're
• 1:11:49
  overly fine tuning to a point, it's you start
• 1:11:52
  breeding a whole We're at this point two generations
• 1:11:56
  in Ted of kids that are allergic to everything
• 1:11:59
  True everything True true true and then and then
• 1:12:04
  the asshole parents who are like in our age group
• 1:12:07
  Ted and and like the younger ones like the Millennials
• 1:12:09
  are over there holding up the line at the deli
• 1:12:12
  holding up the line at the coffee shop being
• 1:12:14
  like Do you have? Any coffee that would work
• 1:12:21
  for you know, I'm not taking I'm not taking any
• 1:12:24
  carbs But I really want I really want sweetener
• 1:12:27
  and I really do you have like coconut buttermilk
• 1:12:30
  blah blah and you're like This is Joe's diner
• 1:12:34
  No, the answer is no and you're like hurry up
• 1:12:38
  shut up just order a coffee and get out of my
• 1:12:40
  way That is what we're breeding and now like
• 1:12:45
  I know that's what the consumer wants and the
• 1:12:47
  The manufacturers are yielding to them obviously
• 1:12:51
  because people will buy it, but it it's a it's
• 1:12:55
  a vicious cycle Where now we're like gonna create
• 1:12:59
  whole generations of little shit asses that want
• 1:13:02
  everything tailored to their specific diet needs
• 1:13:05
  Go back to eating fucking ice cream out of a
• 1:13:08
  toilet paper tube like I did in 1984 what could
• 1:13:13
  go you will be fine you will be fine the ice
• 1:13:16
  cream man some random dude in a chester molester
• 1:13:19
  van with the door swung open and a freezer he
• 1:13:22
  sells you ice cream just eat it shut up it's
• 1:13:27
  fine you'll be fine so you know we're not in
• 1:13:30
  that era anymore and on top of it people are
• 1:13:32
  using like the the con agrib exec said people
• 1:13:37
  are using ai i mean here's one good use they're
• 1:13:40
  using ai To help them curate better diets and
• 1:13:47
  recipes and stuff, right? Whereas before it was
• 1:13:50
  only for the rich right if you had like a dietitian
• 1:13:53
  or whatever AI can help you meet those goals
• 1:13:56
  now because you can figure all that out on your
• 1:13:58
  own like with a with the use of AI That's pretty
• 1:14:00
  cool. That part is cool Not not the whole bunch
• 1:14:04
  of snowflake kids that are like, oh my kid is
• 1:14:06
  allergic to fucking pine nuts and you know chocolate
• 1:14:09
  chips Then it has to be you know Zero xylol xylothol
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  gum or whatever not that but the people for the
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  people that are trying to be healthier They have
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  their own personal dietitian in in the way of
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  AI. So that's kind of cool, right? Yeah, no,
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  it is cool. Um, I mean, it's just funny that
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  it comes out of the snack sector because I mean
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  obviously It's not that snacking is inherently
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  wrong in terms of eating small amounts of food
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  and instead of in bits and pieces rather than
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  large meals, but I mean this you know slim Jim's
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  I mean Cancer cancer If y 'all ever want to have
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  any fun seriously do this never jump jump on
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  the AI of your choice Doesn't matter which one
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  and ask it. What are the health benefits of eating
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  squirrels? Okay, I'm gonna do that right now
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  squirrels are fantastic snack by the way, but
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  yes ask it honest to God I'm actually gonna actually
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  I'm gonna ask it about cats Eating cats that
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  you're gonna go on the Haitian diet Yeah, the
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  Haitian diet, the Springfield diet. You're an
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  Ohio native, Ted. That is the cuisine of Ohio.
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  I'm going with Gemini. From a nutritional standpoint,
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  cat meat is a source of animal protein, which
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  provides essential amino acids, similar to other
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  types of red or white meat. However, there are
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  no unique or proven medical health benefits to
• 1:15:50
  eating cats, and doing so carries significant
• 1:15:53
  health risks. while cat meat has historically
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  been used in very specific regional folk medicine,
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  such as traditional elixirs or suits, believed
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  by some to alleviate arthritis. Interesting.
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  These claims are not supported by modern scientific
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  evidence. Major risks. Cats carry a variety of
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  zoonotic pathogens, diseases that run from animals
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  to humans, including salmonella, E. coli, and
• 1:16:23
  Kempelo factor. One of the greatest risks is
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  toxoplasmosis. Cats are the primary hosts. I
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  know all about that. Rabies. And because cat
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  meat is illegal or highly unregulated, it does
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  not undergo standard veterinary inspection, commercial
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  sanitation, or cold chain storage guidelines.
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  So I guess Clovis is safe for today. So this
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  is what ChatGPT says. What are the health benefits
• 1:16:54
  of eating squirrels? Quite a few actually. Squirrel
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  is a nutritionally pretty solid wild game. It's
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  lean, high protein, so it's essential protein
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  with that much saturated fat compared to many
• 1:17:04
  fattier domestic meats like beef. It also provides
• 1:17:07
  iron important for hemoglobin and oxygen transport,
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  zinc involved in the immune function and wound
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  healing and several B vitamins, particularly
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  B12, which supports red blood cell formation
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  and neurological function. The trapezoid squirrel
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  is lean, so it's not a good calorie source by
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  itself, so you want to have it paired with something.
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  Squirrel and dumpling is a legitimate southern
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  food and solves those dietary deficiencies. Sounds
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  to me like I'm missing out by not eating squirrel.
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  Squirrel's awesome. I mean, obviously, I'm going
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  to run out and if I can catch one of those fuckers,
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  I'm eating one this afternoon. The Beverly Hillbillies
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  used to talk about it on the show. It was on
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  the show. I have eight thousands of squirrels.
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  What? Oh, God, thousands. You caught thousands
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  of squirrels. I didn't catch them. I shot them
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  and cook them. Well, how much is left? What do
• 1:18:00
  you shoot them with the 22? Well, I'm using a
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  pellet gun. Or you can use a fork or you can
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  use a 410, but if you use a 410 aim at the head
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  because otherwise you're up to the gut. But no,
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  seriously, if you want to do this, if you're
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  serious about getting some squirrels and when
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  when you get done with your with your travels.
• 1:18:20
  Yeah, what? So you shoot your squirrel, get yourself
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  a little knife like this. And what you do is
• 1:18:27
  that you cut an X on his underbelly and just
• 1:18:31
  roll the meat. They just roll the fur up. It
• 1:18:33
  just rolls up like a sock. Well, you do it. You
• 1:18:39
  cut an X and then you just grab it. And then
• 1:18:42
  the fur just rolls off. So that's really, so
• 1:18:46
  it's really easy to deal with. Yeah. Incredibly
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  easy. And then you just, you know, she's the
• 1:18:50
  tip of your knife. Just start the anus to slide
• 1:18:53
  up. Here's your finger. Scoop out the guts and
• 1:18:56
  then watch. Cause you always want to make sure
• 1:18:57
  that the poo doesn't get in. Yeah. You want me
• 1:18:59
  to make sure Robbie should start a YouTube cooking
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  channel. I'm listening. I can tell you there
• 1:19:04
  must be people who show this on scrolling, scrolling,
• 1:19:07
  gravy, scrolling, rice, girl dump. God squirrels
• 1:19:11
  a fantastic meal. You can grill it. You can bake
• 1:19:13
  it. You can fry it You can do whatever the hell
• 1:19:15
  is you want to a squirrels robbie Are you are
• 1:19:17
  you suggesting to the con agra executive that
• 1:19:20
  maybe they should make slim jim squirrel? Instead
• 1:19:23
  of using processed beef that comes out of a factory
• 1:19:26
  if they want to do this and have a healthy snack
• 1:19:29
  option squirrels are better choice And they're
• 1:19:32
  obviously not endangered or anything. They're
• 1:19:34
  very common. They are not Yeah, but if conagra
• 1:19:38
  gets a hold of Robbie's recipes. Oh, yeah You
• 1:19:42
  have a squirrel stick true Instead of a slim
• 1:19:46
  Jim snap into a squirrel stick There you go,
• 1:19:51
  they might become endangered just saying they're
• 1:19:53
  cute little bastards They come into my backyard
• 1:19:55
  and steal the cat food all the time. So there
• 1:19:57
  you go Listen I can solve that problem for you
• 1:20:02
  and then I can prepare you a nice meal after
• 1:20:04
  it's done I don't want to hurt the little squirrels.
• 1:20:08
  They're my little squirrel friends. Manila, you
• 1:20:10
  and I would be hurting. Well, it's either that
• 1:20:12
  or the cats, Manila, if you want to avoid arthritis.
• 1:20:14
  Well, no. I would be the one hurting the squirrels.
• 1:20:16
  I'm not going to eat the cat I rescued, and I'm
• 1:20:18
  not going to eat the squirrels that come steal
• 1:20:20
  her food. They're cute. They're all really cute.
• 1:20:24
  There's no choice. You have to. Well, then me
• 1:20:26
  and your husband. I'll just go eat a Slim Jim.
• 1:20:28
  Me and your husband and your son will eat the
• 1:20:31
  squirrels, and they'll enjoy it. No. Robbie,
• 1:20:36
  I'll totally eat a squirrel with you next time
• 1:20:38
  we're together. Squirrel's awesome. This is a
• 1:20:40
  fantastic meal. And I misspoke, you don't cut
• 1:20:43
  the X on the belly, you do it on the back. So
• 1:20:47
  you kill the squirrel, you cut an X right there.
• 1:20:49
  How do you kill it? Do you whack it over the
• 1:20:51
  head or what? No, Robbie shoots it. You shoot
• 1:20:54
  the squirrel, Ted. Yeah. Because they're fast.
• 1:20:58
  Shouldn't you have some sort of, like, because
• 1:21:00
  we're in America, shouldn't we have like a sort
• 1:21:03
  of a show trial? and like, accuse it of, falsely
• 1:21:06
  accuse it of a crime, like illegal immigration,
• 1:21:08
  like that guy in Evanston. Like, you know, hey,
• 1:21:11
  you're hanging out in front of a Mexican restaurant.
• 1:21:13
  He was an anti -Semite. You must be, you must
• 1:21:17
  be, you must be one of the Browns, the squirrels
• 1:21:20
  Brown. He's here illegally. We don't know. We
• 1:21:23
  don't see that he entered the country legally.
• 1:21:25
  The only remorse I ever had for shooting squirrels
• 1:21:27
  is that they wore my favorite color gray. They're
• 1:21:29
  a filler gray backs, but sacrifices must be made
• 1:21:33
  when you're hungry. Well, that's true. So well,
• 1:21:36
  there you go. That's good. It's a little bit
• 1:21:39
  of weird Wednesday That's that's that's it because
• 1:21:46
  it's Tuesday and Thursday we got to cram it all
• 1:21:48
  in there So come back Tuesdays Thursdays Robbie
• 1:21:51
  is gonna be dropping these individual segments
• 1:21:53
  I think Robbie we can do like this cooking with
• 1:21:57
  Robbie. We should make yourself Cooking with
• 1:22:01
  Robbie special on TMI So look for our segment
• 1:22:06
  drops if that's how you can help us the most,
• 1:22:09
  guys. Actually, let me hit the drop. We will
• 1:22:15
  be back on Tuesday, 10 a .m. Eastern Time, Tuesdays
• 1:22:17
  and Thursdays, 10 a .m. Eastern Time. We are
• 1:22:20
  dropping the individual segments. So if you want
• 1:22:22
  the cooking recipe, you can find Robbie's squirrel
• 1:22:25
  recipe or whatever. And all these stories in
• 1:22:29
  between. Key term, whatever. That's what this
• 1:22:33
  show covers all kinds of whatever. Thank you
• 1:22:35
  so much for tuning in We'll see you back here
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• 1:22:47
  'all. Have a great week everybody. Bye